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Speaker 1: This episode is called zucks Ai Glasses Suck Cash Ptel

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Speaker 1: not Convey. It dropped in September of this year, September nineteenth,

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Speaker 1: and the guest is Polavi Ganalan, the Great Polavi Ganlan.

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Speaker 1: Please enjoy. Actually, you know what actually happened is the

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Speaker 1: squirrel came in between me and the crows because then

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Speaker 3: Sorry sorry sorry you think I'm cute?

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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh six,

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Speaker 1: Episode five of Dear Daily Guys. That's a production by

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but guess what that means. It's guess what that means.

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Speaker 3: It means national love your lunch day. And I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You beat up some kid for his ordinary lunch and

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Speaker 3: Hey, look what fucking Richie has for lunch. Do some

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Speaker 3: She's like, it's a it's a yeah, I want turkey

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Speaker 1: Hey, shout out to all of those things. My name

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Speaker 3: Ak Epstein Files.

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Speaker 1: Got corporal media on their side to cover lies.

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Speaker 2: What cruise was that Carnival?

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Speaker 1: Well that sounds great.

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Speaker 2: It's incredible.

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Speaker 3: It's probably a good knowl a hell.

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Speaker 2: I was in Utah last week. I have nothing to report.

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Speaker 3: Madness abounds, y'all. Don't worry. There's plenty of madness that

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I did search this last night. It was just Goo

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Speaker 3: I'll live around it. Damn. What the Carnival cruise? Dude?

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Speaker 3: Did someone? Did someone do that on the Carnival cruise?

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know I like that song at faith value?

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Speaker 2: I be honest, I've never read deeply into the goog doles.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so now you're gonna start talking about like feel

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Speaker 3: Dude. What is something you think is underrated? Okay?

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Speaker 2: This is something that when I used to live in

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Speaker 3: Shout up to the rich friends.

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Speaker 3: Can they call CVS, CBS.

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Speaker 2: Your extra care savings? They like would outsource like all

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Daddy Daddy Bear doesn't

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Speaker 2: With I don't know what your audience is, but the

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Speaker 1: And don't really look at them. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: Up my eath, like I learned it from Succession, So

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Speaker 2: You know, it's the mind mindfulness as as true as

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Speaker 3: What's your favorite? What's your favorite chore?

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Speaker 2: I really like doing laundry, Like I like I like

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Speaker 2: Listen, I think that you don't need to use shampoo

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Speaker 2: Odorant can be made out of bark.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, when the Democrats take over, you'd be a

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Speaker 3: great pick for Secretary of Defense. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, excuse me. Germ theory his hands after he cooped

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Speaker 2: And if I was lucky, we didn't because my parents

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Speaker 2: But they were also like, we're not going to pay

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Speaker 3: Talking about it was yeah, like I was. The thing

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Speaker 3: Enough but naked, but naked bagging it up.

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Speaker 1: Pop into a balloon's fun I wouldn't you just need

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Speaker 3: I do it all the time.

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Speaker 3: You get a PVC pipe thing that's big enough. Just

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get accused of fraud and your parents going

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry already, they've already demanded it. I have, Paul,

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is something I'm starting to recently. I think

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Speaker 2: your friend who hoards stuff's place because they have a wonderful,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like it works perfectly, like psychologically with

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Speaker 3: get a lot of use out of that. Please take it, please?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because the throwing away.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, is the thing right?

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Speaker 2: They want to it's like extreme sustainability.

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Speaker 3: So what happened? So what did you get in your

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Speaker 2: I got a really cool jean jacket.

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Speaker 2: Tags, but it was new, it was like never used.

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Speaker 2: And then I got like, I'm getting like a comforter

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Speaker 3: I don't want to like great ship. I thought you're

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Speaker 2: You have hoarders do have nice ship? Sometimes you know

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Speaker 2: don't want a boat that's.

443
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: Full of shit? You want to be friends with someone

444
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 3: who has three thousand unopened coke cans from the nineteen nineties.

445
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I need a wire, I can just go.

446
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: I don't need to go. What is the radio shack

447
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 2: is on a business type? Yeah, any any sort of wire.

448
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 1: I call my friends sounds more organized than the hoarders

449
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 1: that I'm familiar with.

450
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to you need to have like it's

451
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 2: a very specific times, like.

452
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: You cultivate related you horde relationships with hoarders.

453
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm so sorry.

454
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 2: I feel like really minimalizing. I take them down, vampire, Yeah.

455
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: Take them down by hoarding them yourself.

456
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

457
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 2: People, you know, they are all these like quarter reality shows.

458
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 2: I'm doing the I'm doing the hard work away from camera.

459
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: Okay, after the team leaves pulls up.

460
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the person. I'm like the boom mic operator

461
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, if you don't want hey.

462
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 3: You need that. While you're operating boom, You're like, hey

463
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 3: you need that. What's going on over there?

464
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 1: Hey, that raist is actually really fucked up. Come talk

465
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: to me after this.

466
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 2: Because and you're like, you're actually just hoarding other people.

467
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 3: You're outsourcing your place to be a secondary unit for Yeah,

468
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 3: just a wall of old newspapers stacked up precariously I.

469
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 2: Might need to read.

470
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: I have a good friend who's in the process of

471
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: moving and he's like a reverse hoarder. Where he's now

472
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: I'm having to be like, don't throw that out.

473
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 3: Okay.

474
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 2: I was going to say, like minimalism.

475
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's thrown away like a work of art. From

476
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: his grandfather who's like a famous artist.

477
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: Okay, is he mentally okay though? Because worries I'm actually.

478
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: I was like, that's this is good. You you'll want this.

479
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 1: He's like, well, I I haven't used it in like

480
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: a couple in the smacks of somebody who has a

481
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: lot of resources.

482
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 2: Exactly what's going to say?

483
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's really bad because like the people

484
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 3: I know who are like that are truly everything.

485
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: Whatever we want, that's what.

486
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: And like this is a sentimental value?

487
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, so crazy. No, I would check on him.

488
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 1: I would he believes in not sing Lebowski.

489
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, does he have any nice stuff?

490
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,959
Speaker 2: Because yeah, roll by some grandfather art?

491
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 3: Like, Hey, what's up with their shoes? What size you?

492
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 3: My man? I'm a twelve you I'll take way. I'm

493
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 3: wearing these. You don't need them?

494
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 2: Do What's that it's sentimental? I don't have any sentiments.

495
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 2: Give it to me.

496
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 3: This weird pot. I'm dumping all this dust out of

497
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 3: this pot. What is this? That was my ground phone?

498
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 3: Oh whatever?

499
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

500
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back. We're back, and there's a

501
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: new fashion that I feel like this is going to

502
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: come in super handy for like a you know, authoritarian

503
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: regime where they see everything that's happening in front of

504
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: people's faces at all times and like record everything. This

505
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: is coming around the perfect time. Yeah, just with facial

506
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 1: recognition software.

507
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 3: I was reading this article where hackers using AI to

508
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,199
Speaker 3: unmasked ICE agents, and they were saying, like, if you

509
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 3: have around thirty five ish percent percent of your face visible,

510
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 3: they're able to figure it out.

511
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: Number to keep in mind if you're trying to feels

512
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 2: like it was developed by misogynists on TikTok first, you

513
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like something where they're like, let's

514
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 2: see what's under those do you remember, Like yeah.

515
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, implied nudity kind of thing. It's like I can

516
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 3: tell what it's like under there.

517
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, really experience, we're going to release our creeps on

518
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 2: ICE agents.

519
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: I can see what's under your Yeah, you got a

520
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: really stick upper lip.

521
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 3: It's like, no, it's a mustache, idiot, right right, right,

522
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 3: that's not perfect, but anyway, Yeah, a eyeglasses, they're here.

523
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: Eyeglasses coming from Mark Zuckerberg.

524
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 2: You've got to stop doing like Google and you keep

525
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 2: trying to do this and it's not.

526
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: These are good the good ones. They partnered with ray Ban,

527
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: which I do. I have seen this more places than

528
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 1: any of the past glasses, I think, yeah, and that

529
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: means I've seen them being worn by one person.

530
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 2: You four eyes is now going to be like an

531
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 2: anti fascist battle cry each ship four eyes.

532
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,479
Speaker 3: I don't know.

533
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: Maybe so these are AI sunglasses. Uh, and they're they

534
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: just released part two the redesign and as we I

535
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: think we discussed when like we got a first look

536
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: last week. They look like shit, yeah, this is.

537
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 3: When Zuckerberg was like, anyone who doesn't have these will

538
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 3: be at a cognitive disadvantage in the future. I think

539
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 3: was the fucking line he said. It's like, yeah, a cog.

540
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 2: They looked so much worse than I thought.

541
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 3: You're cognitive disadvantage if you use Facebook regularly.

542
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: Okay, So like being like you know how people had

543
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: like the fake glasses and that was like a style.

544
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like the peak hipster era.

545
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that. But wait, like.

546
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 3: You look like specs from or I'm sorry, yeah no,

547
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 3: was it his name in the Sandlot?

548
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, what's his name? The most on like

549
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: the most suit? Yeah, yeah, very squints very revenge.

550
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 3: Somebody said you look like a moth last week, which

551
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: I thought was pretty Oh yeah, I think Ben Collins

552
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 3: said he looked like a moth.

553
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: Wait, that's actually cute. Don't use that.

554
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 3: But again, like the first iteration was successful, like in

555
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 3: that they were affordable enough for people to like want

556
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 3: to try him out, and the show it was just

557
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 3: like extra thick wayfares with a little camera in between

558
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 3: your eyes is basically what they looked like. But now

559
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: this version, and also they don't immediately they didn't immediately

560
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 3: scream please rob me, I'm not built for any kind

561
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 3: of smoke. But these ones, these ones, maybe it says,

562
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: please rob me, I'm not built for any kind of smoke.

563
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Yeah, but you have.

564
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: To give me a weggie. I gave myself one this morning,

565
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: so we're cool here, right.

566
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. People are saying like there's like this neural band

567
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 3: that you wear alongside it that is kind of like

568
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: an interesting bit of tech. So like it's augmented reality.

569
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 3: So there's like a screen built into like the right lens,

570
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: so you can like do gestures with your hand that

571
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 3: like reads your electrical impulses or some ship, and that's

572
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 3: how you control some of the ship in it. But again,

573
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: that's fine when you describe it like that. We got

574
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 3: to see this shit work in action, and I think

575
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 3: a lot of people pointed out, like Mark Zuckerberg's Zuckerberg's

576
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 3: whole like ethos is like just fucking fail as fast,

577
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 3: just move fast and break shit or whatever that fucking

578
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: mantra is. And it felt like this ethos was on

579
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 3: full display at this launch event. I just want to

580
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 3: we'll just we'll just share a couple clips over at

581
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 3: aftermath dot site. They put together some highlights. Yeah, of

582
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: the really just just the disaster of Mark Zuckerberg trying

583
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 3: to fucking show the power of these glasses. I will just.

584
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: Say, like as a preamble when the iPhone, like one

585
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: of the most famous version of one of these where

586
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: somebody's revealing some new tech is when Steve Job's first

587
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 1: show off the iPhone and he that like the iPhone

588
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: didn't even work yet. It was like stagecraft and like

589
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: the they faked an iPhone that could work because they

590
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: knew the limits of the technology. So I just I

591
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: think that's an important piece of content here. Steve Job

592
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: good at this, and he made it seem like it

593
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: was gonna be cool, even though they didn't have a

594
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: working model yet.

595
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 3: It was funny that we're both rooting for you should

596
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 3: allied and fucking gas lit everybody about how it works.

597
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: Like that is all of a sudden, Elizabeth Holmes is

598
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: hosting this podcast. I'm like, what that.

599
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 3: Is your job?

600
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: CEO?

601
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, sell, sell the product. Here here is Mark Zuckerberg

602
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 3: being like, obviously this shit is so rigidly scripted, and

603
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 3: he's trying to be like.

604
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: Let's maybe like make a rest or where he tries

605
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: to act like he's coming up with the idea real.

606
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, so I don't know, let's uh talk to you.

607
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: I don't know. He's talking about the Live AI so

608
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 3: like in real time, you're integrating AI with the lenses

609
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: to help you do a task like maybe cook something.

610
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 5: One of the major technology challenges that we're still working through,

611
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 5: but today you can use live AI for about an

612
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 5: hour or two straight. So to get a feeling for

613
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 5: what this is, like, let's cut to chef jack Mancuso,

614
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 5: who's coming to us live from a kitchen on Meta's

615
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 5: campus preparing for the after party.

616
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 3: How's it going, Chef? All right? For the after party.

617
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 3: What do you think?

618
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 5: Maybe let's make don't know what we make, maybe like

619
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 5: a steak sauce, maybe inspire type thing, you know, just.

620
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: To show what based only read that are preset in

621
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 3: front of you.

622
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 6: Select I've made before, so I could definitely use the help. Hey,

623
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 6: metas start live?

624
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: Ai okay, so he has a chef, get involved and

625
00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: starting right?

626
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 3: AI sick. This guy seems very nervous here.

627
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: With soy sauce and other ingredients.

628
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 3: How can I help?

629
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 2: Hey?

630
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 6: Can you help me make a Korean inspired steak sauce

631
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 6: for my steak sandwich?

632
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: Here?

633
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: You can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using soy sauce, SESAMELI.

634
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: What do I do first? Oh?

635
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, interrupting a woman, rude?

636
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 6: What do I do first?

637
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: You've already combined the base ingredients, so now great a

638
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: pair to add to the sauce?

639
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 3: Uh huh?

640
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 6: What he first?

641
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 3: He's panicking?

642
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: This is so funny.

643
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 3: Find the base ingredients so now great, the pair and

644
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 3: gently combine it with the bass sauce.

645
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 6: All right, I think the Wi fi might be messed up. Sorry,

646
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 6: back to.

647
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: It might be this this has the energy plug and

648
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: unplug it This is the energy of like a school

649
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: project being done by like the football.

650
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 3: Team or something. I think the I think the Wi

651
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,239
Speaker 3: FI is messed up.

652
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: Back to you, dog, this is ray J saying his

653
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: are indestructible.

654
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, speedy break them. Really, I don't care.

655
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 3: What does it feel like?

656
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: He was an asshole to the AI He was like

657
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: all right, like interrupted her, and then she went silent

658
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: at first, and then came back and was like, well,

659
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: it looks like you've already done that part, but it's.

660
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 3: Because it's so rigidly scripted. He knew he had to

661
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 3: do a sequence like what do I do first? And

662
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 3: then when the ship went rogue, he didn't know. Like again,

663
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 3: it's clearly was beginning the recipe. He could have just

664
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 3: been like, okay, can you repeat that? And then it

665
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 3: was a more coherents of AI is.

666
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 2: It's teaching people how not to be human and how

667
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 2: not to be creative. Problem solved kind of really did

668
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: demo it accurately.

669
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: I'm going to starve. I'm gonna die here.

670
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if his It sounds like

671
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: he's just a chef they brought along for the ride.

672
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: But certain heads will roll I have to imagine, Oh, yeah,

673
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: they fucked at a big time. I also like this

674
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: is a pre selected query that they're giving them just

675
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: every fucking time with AI, because like, I just want

676
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: to put this in the proud tradition of Google advertising

677
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 1: their AI by being like this illiterate cal farmer uses

678
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: uses our AI to like research facts for his cheese labels.

679
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: And they put in the ad that went up on

680
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: the fucking super Bowl. I think they edited it last

681
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: second so it didn't go live on the super Bowl,

682
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: but it was the one that like was their super

683
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: Bowl at like put a fact in it that was

684
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: so obviously wrong. It was like it said, Guda is

685
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: the most the planet, is responsible for sixty percent of

686
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 1: cheese consumption on the planet. Like just so obviously wrong,

687
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: a prescripted thing, and they can't not.

688
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 3: Have a AI fuck up so badly.

689
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: It's just wild to me that this is what the

690
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: entire US on me is like teetering on this folk

691
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 1: room point of like AI's got to be it, man, Yeah,

692
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: I feel like a more reliable than AI. And now

693
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut to a chimpanzee who's gonna do a

694
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: fun little trick.

695
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: I mean, the show at Universal Studios does pretty well.

696
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, those birds they're well trained. The birds are

697
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 3: well trained. But he goes on to to do just like,

698
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 3: all right, well that didn't go great. But here's the

699
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: other thing you can do. We can do great WhatsApp

700
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 3: video calls with these glasses.

701
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 1: Again, Mark cuts him on. Looks like he's wearing literal

702
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: groud show glasses. Like he looks like the joke groud

703
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: show glasses.

704
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 3: So it cuts to him.

705
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: He looks like he's wearing the ground show glasses. Like

706
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: they're so thick and just like not don't really fit

707
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: his head, like don't blend in with like normal glasses

708
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: in any way.

709
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 3: They're so thick, Like they're so thick.

710
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 1: And big and popping off his face.

711
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 3: Usually that's a anyway, this is this, So this is

712
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 3: him just trying to do a simple fucking video call

713
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 3: with these revolutionary glasses.

714
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 5: All right, So I think our call will be coming

715
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 5: in any moment.

716
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 3: Now, what's up?

717
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: Video call?

718
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 3: There we go, Oh, okay, pick it up, Mark, Let's

719
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 3: see what happened. So he's got this band on his

720
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 3: wrists him to open it. Maybe Boz can try calling

721
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 3: me again.

722
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: And he's just standing there frozen.

723
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 5: All right, I got a missed video call. Okay, there's

724
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 5: not the actual video call, all right, I'm just gonna

725
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 5: pick that up with my uh, with.

726
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 3: My neural band. Okay, then do it. Come on, dickhead,

727
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 3: what's going on? Says uh, get up? Get up? This

728
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: is I don't know, you know it happens.

729
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 5: Yeah's what do you think? Let's just go ahead and.

730
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 2: All this technology. He's never learned how to be a

731
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 2: normal human being.

732
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: No, because he's outsourcing tech.

733
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: This is not We're not like replaying this.

734
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 2: This is a this is a minute crazy.

735
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: Really, he's standing there and trying to phone call on

736
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 1: this piece of technology.

737
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 2: I wish Silicon Valley was still on.

738
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it is it is. This is it like

739
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: it's at the front of our eyes. This is still

740
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: the video all right? And she has said he hasn't

741
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: said a sentence yet.

742
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 5: We're gonna boss come out here, and we're just gonna

743
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 5: go to the next thing I wanted to show and

744
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 5: hope that will work, all right.

745
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 3: And then his captive audience has no choice but to

746
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 3: applaud this abject of public failure.

747
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: Is that audience, like the tech workers because usually they

748
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 2: like do it to like their employees. It's like and

749
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 2: then they're forced to applaud their dear leader.

750
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is like, dude, we're here with you, man,

751
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: and we love you every step.

752
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 2: Did I pass evaluation?

753
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: The whole time he's just sitting there going and I

754
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: don't know a better job?

755
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 3: What do you think? Yeah, the chef at least knew when.

756
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: To just be like people hate people hate Wi Fi

757
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: and that's always a problem.

758
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 3: I guess the Wi Fi fucked up. But what I

759
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 3: fucking claim to make when you are on one of

760
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 3: the most technologically advanced facilities on Earth, the Meta Campus,

761
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 3: and you're like, the fucking I think the Wi Fi

762
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 3: fucking sucks.

763
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 2: Like yeah, he's like, Starlink needs to be here now,

764
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 2: heads will row.

765
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 3: There was another part. There was another feature, because they're

766
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: talking about like eventually this will do like translation and

767
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 3: things like that. But this one other feature it's called

768
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 3: conversation Focus, and he this one he cuts to like

769
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 3: a pre produced commercial.

770
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 2: For say it normal, like conversation Focus.

771
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 3: I know, but again it's like it seems like to

772
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 3: our new conversation Focus application, It's like, what does that mean?

773
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, like you're ignoring your friends while

774
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 3: they're talking to you. This one helps like amplify the

775
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 3: sound to your head so you're less distracted. This commercial

776
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 3: is so fucking weird with like it looks like a

777
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 3: joke sketch from twenty twelve about hipsters like these are

778
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 3: the most hyper fashionable people. They're like I think they're

779
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 3: probably doing that to be like see they're wearing it

780
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 3: and they're fucking they're hip. But anyway, here's a conversation

781
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 3: focus thing that again, I'm not sure how this helps anyone.

782
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 2: Him.

783
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: Hello, how are you got the renaissance vibes going on?

784
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: Very check? Oh my god, a couple of minutes. Nice,

785
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: I need your advice.

786
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 6: Every time I get my picture taken, I feel like

787
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 6: I'm not feeling normal.

788
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 3: It's time. I want to feel like just a regular

789
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 3: person when I'm one. Check Jack. Once the amount of

790
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: start conversation focused starting, so it started the guys like, hey,

791
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 3: I don't take pictures? Good? Can you help me? This

792
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 3: guy's just looking around me and being like whoa.

793
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: This is like I can't think of anything I'd rather

794
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: be doing well than talk to this dip ship that.

795
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: Martin Zuckerberg has invented technology to deal with all of

796
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 2: his anti social behavior. He's like, this is what everyone feels,

797
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 2: right when you want to kill the planet and not

798
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 2: talk to people.

799
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 3: Hey, Jack, let me stop you right there. I shut

800
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 3: the fuck up for a second. Conversation. Focus.

801
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: Can you give me a technology technological edge so I

802
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: can listen to the boring ship coming out of this

803
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: guy's without drifting off?

804
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 3: Friend? Okay, go ahead, all right, I do.

805
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: You just want to hear the conversation.

806
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 3: Conversation now? Focus?

807
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 2: Conversation? Focus?

808
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: Okay, go on. The camera comes up.

809
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 2: I start to have this like serious steering headlin.

810
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do I be like more normal? Man? How

811
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 3: do I mean more? I mean? I can't be more normal?

812
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 3: I think Mark Zuckerberg wrote, how do I be more normal?

813
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 2: How do I be human like? Behavior?

814
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: Because you have, like to a lunch meeting like with

815
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: this person, and the guy goes, hey, I need to

816
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: talk to you about something. I'm having trouble taking pictures.

817
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 2: This is the problems. How do I gives chips?

818
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 3: Though? Okay, this is how you look normal? Natural? Like

819
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 3: gat my picture taken. Sometimes I play around with something

820
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 3: like your collar fits your sleeve a little bit. I

821
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: mean it's like sort of a like nobody's around, you

822
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: know what I mean.

823
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: The server said, ready, oh, the server said it was

824
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: time for you to eat. But how are you gonna

825
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: notice when you're in fucking conversation? Focus enders onto the

826
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: fucking world, man with these but it.

827
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 2: Sounds like the worst, like when you're trying to clear

828
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 2: like when you're trying to edit a video and like

829
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 2: you're like not noise filter whatever, and then it sounds

830
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: all like robotic, and we.

831
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it was like it's okay, Wow, he's trying

832
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 7: to turn everyone's voices into robots because that's the only

833
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 7: thing he feels comfortable with as friends like this.

834
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: Use case example is that you're face to face with

835
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 3: your friend and you need the glasses to amplify the

836
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 3: sound of their voice into your ears. I get if

837
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 3: you have some kind of hearing impairment or something, maybe

838
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 3: that's that that's something, but this seemingly just like you know,

839
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 3: when you're you meet up with the homie and you

840
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 3: gotta your fucking two feet in front of them, but

841
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,479
Speaker 3: you still need to have the fucking sound pumped into

842
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 3: your head from your sunglasses.

843
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 2: Like, do you know when you need a robot to translate?

844
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: Because that's the only thing you feel safe with.

845
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 3: Right right? Yeah?

846
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: Imagine your friend being like, sorry, man, I can't hear

847
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: a single word coming out of your boring mouth or

848
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: in your conversation focus.

849
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 3: What if?

850
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 2: But then also what if you were doing that with

851
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 2: everyone and then you don't do it with the next

852
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: person in Knox team.

853
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 3: Conversation? Focus off anything? Can't promise you anything? What a

854
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 3: weird world? Meta? Is this fucker still blabbing ude loud?

855
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 2: So Brian, kill Focus? Can you try to kill Focus?

856
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 3: Just kill myself?

857
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: Jesus Right, Brian the editor is our uh you know,

858
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: tech innovator on our team, and he he's said, he

859
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: was like the band is cool because you know you'll

860
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: be able to and he already has sunglasses that have

861
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: like heads up display built into them.

862
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 3: But he literally said I use him as TV though. Yeah,

863
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 3: I use it as like a TV movie theater on

864
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 3: my head. I will just say.

865
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: He then put them on for us and immediately and

866
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: he was like, I just like wear these on the

867
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 1: plane and like watch stuff there instead of like having

868
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: to hold my phone. I was like, you look so blind.

869
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: Right now because they were like so black, so opaque,

870
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: and he's then like showing us what he does on

871
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: the plane, and he's just like staring in the middle

872
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: distance with sunglasses on.

873
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 3: Inside.

874
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 2: It's like you're it's like raw dogging the plane.

875
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 3: But that's how you cheat. Yeah, Like he.

876
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 2: Didn't or Ring have like controversy recently about I don't

877
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 2: know if it was like Day or something where they

878
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 2: were like bad Evil Company, I can't remember, but I'm like,

879
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 2: this band is probably gonna do worset shit, given like

880
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 2: Zuckerberg's politics.

881
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just you're wearing a surveillance camera on your head. Yeah,

882
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 3: best case scenario for them. Everybody's going to be walking

883
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 3: around looking like a blind person. Like it's the same

884
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 3: way that AirPods made it hard to tell who is

885
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 3: like talking to themselves, and you know, now it'll be

886
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 3: difficult to tell if people can they sign up or

887
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 3: a Ring signed a contract with the Department of Defense.

888
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: That's what it was.

889
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: Oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad I've got mine

890
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: all right now.

891
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 3: Yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, who knows, who knows?

892
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 3: They don't need my medical data?

893
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: Maybe they do Yeah, it's going to be a point

894
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 1: when they turn me into a robot soldier RoboCop style.

895
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: I think they're I think they're gonna need my data.

896
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, let's take a quick break and we'll be

897
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: right back.

898
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 3: We'll be right back, and.

899
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: We're back, and we do just want to check in

900
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: with Cattel real quick.

901
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 2: Okay. I want to know what eye drops he uses,

902
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 2: because like it's got to be like top notched, do

903
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, there's no way his

904
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: eyes are not drying out.

905
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 3: Some people also said it could be like hyper thyroidism. Also,

906
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 3: there's a there was someone on ninety Day Fiance who

907
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 3: has always had that shocked look and then like someone

908
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: was like, he maybe I think he has hyperthyroidism, and

909
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 3: the guy checked it. I was like, oh my god,

910
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 3: thanks for telling.

911
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: You, Oh, undiagnosed hypert you still need Like, but did.

912
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 2: You do that dry out your eyes?

913
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 3: It could be that or could truly just be him

914
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 3: being constantly in a deer caught in the headlights moment,

915
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 3: like I don't know what that fighter flight thing.

916
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 1: Seemed prepared for this moment, any of the moments where

917
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: he sat down and testified in front of Congress and

918
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: was questioned about his handling of the aftermath of the

919
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk assassination, and.

920
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, like where did he put the like, you know,

921
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 2: the gun and.

922
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 3: According to the text, according to the text, he had

923
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 3: to reassemble it in the forest or whatever. That's right.

924
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 3: That's god, that's a whole other thing. So today was

925
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: about that Epsteain files. Or sorry, Wednesday was about the

926
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 3: Epstein files.

927
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, when you're living in this America, every day

928
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 2: is about the Epstein files.

929
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 1: True, I mean, that's lest we forget, don't forget. So anyways,

930
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: they asked him questions and he gave us a classic

931
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: seminar and how to deflect and you know, look guilty

932
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: as hell. Yeah, not the best, not as.

933
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: Super straightforward questions right about accountability? Eric Swallwell, the congressman

934
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 3: is like, okay, so did you ever tell the Attorney

935
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 3: General Pam Bondi that Trump's name is in the Epstein files?

936
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 3: And he just will not answer straightforward. It's just so strange.

937
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 3: He's just like, did you tell her this? This is

938
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 3: him very cool, you sound like a baby. Yeah, simple question.

939
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 8: Did you tell the Attorney general that the president's name

940
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 8: is in the Stein files.

941
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 9: During many conversations that the Attorney General and I have

942
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 9: had on the matter of Epstein, we have reviewed.

943
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 8: The question is simple, tell the Attorney General that Donald

944
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 8: Trump's name is in the Stein files?

945
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 3: Yes or no?

946
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 9: Why don't you try spelling it out direct the alphabet

947
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 9: yes or no? No, ABC, Director, I.

948
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 3: Don't want to tell us.

949
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 8: Did you tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's name

950
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 8: was in the Epstein files.

951
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 9: Why don't you try serving your constituency.

952
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 3: In this country anyway?

953
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 2: So that he goes he really thinks he's going to

954
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: have like a moment, Like that's him being like like

955
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 2: as soon as the person slowed down, as soon as

956
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 2: Eric Wall will slow down, he was like, oh yeah,

957
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 2: this is going to be my viral moment.

958
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 3: And he was the same. He did the same thing

959
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 3: to Adam Shift too, when he the thing where he's like,

960
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 3: you're a disc Like he just kept asking questions like, well,

961
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 3: you're a disgrace and your constituents.

962
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: Well, I'm rubber and your glue.

963
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: Just it's weird that every time we ask that specific question,

964
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: you kind of start yelling at us and like changing

965
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: the subject or like doing baby insults, like.

966
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 2: Rings instead of going to therapy, right right, this little defensive.

967
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 3: Boddy by the By the end, cash Ho tells like

968
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 3: the question was asked and it was answered. He's like, no,

969
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 3: it wasn't. You're being evasive, and then Swallow just goes, okay,

970
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 3: we'll take your evasiveness as a consciousness of guilt.

971
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: And he's like, asking the answered is like, that is

972
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: the equivalent of saying objection your honor sustained.

973
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 3: Because it's like a thing.

974
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's just he's quoting a thing that judges say

975
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: in the court of law, like asking it answered, but

976
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: like in his own thing, and it doesn't apply. Okay, well, uh,

977
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: subjection your honor sustained?

978
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 3: What what? That's not how this works? You dipshit. So

979
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 3: then Swallow keeps going and he's like, okay, well then

980
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 3: how many times is Trump's name in the Epstein files?

981
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 3: Is it like a thousand? And He's like, I don't know,

982
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 3: and so so then Eric Smallow kind of starts catching it,

983
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 3: gets catches them slipping up with just a simple as

984
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: like well, how many times is it? I'm going to

985
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 3: just assume it's a thousand? And this is where this

986
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 3: whole exchange kicks.

987
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 8: Off characterize the numbers however you want it, claiming my time, director,

988
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 8: It sounds like if you don't know the number, it

989
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 8: could at least be a thousand times, which is not me.

990
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 3: It's not Is it at least five hundred times?

991
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: No?

992
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 3: Is at least one hundred times?

993
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 7: No?

994
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 8: Then what's the number?

995
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: Number?

996
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 3: It's not that.

997
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 8: Do you think it might be your job to know

998
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 8: the number?

999
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 9: My job is to provide the safety and security of

1000
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 9: this country. My job is not to engage in politically lendo.

1001
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 9: So you can go out to the sticks and get

1002
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 9: your twenty second hit and your fundraising time to keep going.

1003
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,439
Speaker 9: Reclaiming your time because the people of California are being

1004
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 9: underserved by your representation.

1005
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 8: Is not implicated. Why not release everything that involves.

1006
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 9: We have released everything the president in anyone else's side

1007
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 9: that is credible and lawfully be able to be released.

1008
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 9: Your fixed on this matter and basis accusations that I'm

1009
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 9: hiding is disgusting. Anyone that says that needs to look

1010
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 9: at the stats alone and go back to the state

1011
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 9: of California.

1012
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 3: Who's receiving anyway there he goes, he just keeps going

1013
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 3: on hiding child pedophiles yeah, yeah, I think he was

1014
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 3: getting to push a t dish track the story of

1015
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 3: Adidon mixed up you are hiding a child pedophiles.

1016
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 2: That was really clever, Miles, very quick, very clever.

1017
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 3: You know, got to bring up push a team whenever

1018
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 3: start a podcast and the Drake from five years ago

1019
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 3: or nine year six years ago at this point, and

1020
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 3: then there's finally Jasmine Crockett comes through.

1021
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 2: Jizz Okay, wait, can I say something about Jasmine Crockett. Yes,

1022
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 2: I love these moments. I think they're fun. I wish

1023
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 2: her policy would extend beyond having Oh.

1024
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just a hot, hot bite, you know artist,

1025
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 3: and it's really frustrating.

1026
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 2: I'm like that one moment with Marjorie Tail, like the

1027
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 2: butch body went viral and then she was like I'm

1028
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 2: just gonna do this forever, and it's like, fucking do something,

1029
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 2: do more.

1030
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's also funny to see her her style become

1031
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 3: more and more like sort of ostentatious too, because in

1032
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 3: this clip she's got fucking shoulder pads and like, oh

1033
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 3: my god, this is shit. I'm like, okay, the glow

1034
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 3: up is looking real.

1035
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 2: Tazment literally like how do I look more prominent on TikTok.

1036
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 3: How do I do this? Look? And this is again

1037
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 3: I just this is her just being like, you're the

1038
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 3: technically you're actually just the least qualified FBI director. This

1039
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 3: is basically her being like, you suck shit and you

1040
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 3: should leave.

1041
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 10: Because I did have to make sure that I wasn't

1042
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 10: going crazy. But when I say that you are the

1043
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 10: least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI,

1044
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 10: that is real because you are the only one that

1045
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 10: never even served with the FBI prior to joining. Yet

1046
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 10: we are supposed to believe that you are the greatest

1047
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 10: thing since slices bread. I didn't ask you a question. Now,

1048
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 10: what I want to go through is to talk about

1049
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 10: why you are a failure and why honestly, we just

1050
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 10: need to tell you bye bye.

1051
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 2: That is so funny. I'm sorry that is She.

1052
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 3: Is really good at that, but like Jesus, yeah exactly,

1053
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 3: But that's all we get, Like these are the crumbs

1054
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 3: that any person who doesn't like what's happening in this

1055
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 3: country has to live off of. Is like, well, they're

1056
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 3: rhetorically saying things.

1057
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, it's just so funny to be told you're

1058
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 2: like a failure at your job at work on TV

1059
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 2: in front of everyone, and you're not like if you

1060
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 2: push back, they reclaim their time. Like it's so funny. Yeah,

1061
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 2: he's like I feel like, I know, like the exact

1062
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 2: type of Indian man, this insecure Indian man. This is

1063
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 2: I feel like, Yeah, I've seen it so many times,

1064
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 2: and it's like you can tell he's trying to like

1065
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 2: amp himself up to like have a funny retort or something,

1066
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 2: but he just looks so weak. He looks so like defeated.

1067
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 3: You know it's because you know he's he's already fighting

1068
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 3: from the wrong side, and he's just like it sucks

1069
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 3: because everyone knows this reeks of a cover up, and

1070
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 3: he's trying to be calm about it and not like

1071
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to put aside in his brain.

1072
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,399
Speaker 3: That's like I'm part of the cover up.

1073
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 2: A few years ago, I was writing AI children's books

1074
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 2: and podcasting like let me just promote Casper please.

1075
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 3: Now this lady with the pearls on is fucking coast

1076
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 3: grilling me. Yeah, it's probably worse for him than he

1077
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 3: even realizes, because like, yeah, I mean, he's definitely going

1078
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 3: to be used as a fall guy. Here right when

1079
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 3: you guys they're warming up. I mean, and this performance

1080
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 3: only puts more attention on it because he looked so evasive. Yeah.

1081
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: Well, Paula By, it's been such a pleasure having you

1082
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: on the daily.

1083
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1084
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, where can people find you? Follow you? Have?

1085
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 3: I heard?

1086
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,720
Speaker 1: Tell that Fashal Recognition Comedy is coming up tonight.

1087
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 2: This night, this Friday evening, ten pm at the Comedy Store.

1088
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 2: If you haven't Ben, what the fuck are you waiting for?

1089
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 2: Okay with you, We're we're propelling into fascism. They're not

1090
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 2: gonna let brown people have the mic in like three weeks.

1091
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 2: Just come through tonight, pack it out, okay, and it'll

1092
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 2: be a party.

1093
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1094
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 1: The only rap song that we'll be able to listen

1095
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: to in three weeks House of Pins jump Around.

1096
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, yeah, jump Around is really in line

1097
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 2: with our politics for some reason.

1098
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1099
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 2: And then I'm at Paulo Viganalen everywhere p A L

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Speaker 2: A v I g U N Alien. I have a

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Speaker 2: foster cat that I posted about if anybody wants to

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Speaker 2: adopt a cat. He's really sweet and he gets along

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Speaker 2: with dogs, So there's that nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to use your net where do they

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Speaker 1: hit you?

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00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 2: Hit me up on Instagram and don't like fake hit

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00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: me up. They'll be like, I want to Like, now

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00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 2: you're talking to me, I'm I'm going to force you

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Speaker 2: to adopt a cat.

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Speaker 3: If you talk. Don't do that.

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00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 2: Don't do that.

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Speaker 3: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying

1113
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 3: fucking Tanahisi Coad's Vanity Fair article?

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00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but I just like he is. His

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00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 2: is insane, like his incisive delivery that is also poetic

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00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 2: at the same time, is like, I'm so glad he's

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00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 2: a writer who is on my side politically, and I'm

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00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 2: so I view him as like someone whose ability to

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00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 2: evolve is should be lauded. And you know, people who

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00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 2: had the correct opinions from the beginning also great. But

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00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 2: I do think that having examples of people who can

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00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 2: change their minds without losing grace is really important. But

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Speaker 2: oh my god, like this man can fucking write, dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm just just the talent is jumping off the page. Incredible,

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Speaker 2: and I love that we have someone other than Ezracline

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00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 2: writing about this.

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00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 3: You know that was gonna be my work of media.

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00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 1: I was gonna write people check out Ezracline's cool column.

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Speaker 2: Ezracline.

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Speaker 3: In many ways, I envy the movement that he built.

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00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, He's like, yeah, it's abundance. We need

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00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: more movements.

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00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 3: Mainly what we need.

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00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: Deregulation of hate speech.

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Speaker 1: Deregulation miles ah, Where can people find you?

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00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 3: Man will find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying?

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00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 3: Oh me? Oh yes, you can find me at miles

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00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 3: of gray fucking everywhere, and you can find me time

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00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 3: aout ninety day fiance with Sophia Alexandra on four twenty

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Speaker 3: day fiance.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, twenty now I've heard everything.

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00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've heard it all. It's a clever name. Guys.

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00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 3: Let's see a work of media. I like, no, there's

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00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 3: nothing really, but I have witnessed on the internet recently

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00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 3: that brings me much pleasure. Uh so I've no just

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00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 3: just y'all, y'all. Do you. I'll say that that's my

1147
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 3: work of media, y'all? Do you.

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00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 2: Everyone's sit in a quiet room, raw dog without the

1149
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 2: metaglasses and just think, think thoughts.

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00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 3: Think thoughts, stay present, know that in this moment you're okay.

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00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Let's see if I can find one goddamn thing.

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00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 2: Jack's like, fuck that, here's a piece of media.

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00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: I like, no, that's all stuff about the fucking fascist takeover.

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00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 2: This is the moments where we need Dancing with the

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00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 2: stars to launder this terrifying presentment.

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Speaker 1: That's true, that's the main thing we need. Let's see.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: Speaking of Cash Battell, I likeding in headline desperate Cash

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00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 1: Fattel asks shooters family if they can solve any other cases.

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00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 2: That was so funny, that were so good.

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00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: Harrison Wine reb just a non sequitor, tweeted, even if

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00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: Dracula existed, it wouldn't be that big of a problem.

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Speaker 3: I agree.

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Speaker 1: Just a Dracula.

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Speaker 3: Geez, guys just.

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00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: Going around spreading eternal life.

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Speaker 2: I think it's our problem because we're like horny for vampires.

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Speaker 2: So we're like, well, he would seduce me. It's like,

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00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 2: you just want to fuck a vampire, dude.

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Speaker 1: The one problem with me is Dracula would want to

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00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: fuck me so bad.

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00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna dude.

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00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 2: It's an analog for the queer community. They're like, well,

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Speaker 2: what if he hits on me?

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Speaker 3: What about that?

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Speaker 2: I'm his type type B.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquore, bron

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Speaker 1: Blue skyjack o B the number one.

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Speaker 3: You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at

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00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 3: Daily Zeickeeist. We're at the Daily.

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00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: Zeikeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of

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00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there at

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00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: the bottom you will find the footnotes. When are we

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01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: link off to the information that we talked about, We'll

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01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: link off to the Tan of Hussey Coats article. We

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01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: also link off to a song that we think you

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01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 1: might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that you

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01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: think that people might enjoy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a nice, like little peaceful track by

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Speaker 3: the artist world Brain. The track is called minute Papion

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Speaker 3: and just like a fun it feels kind of like

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01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 3: some like six seventies basa Nova type shit, but like

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01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 3: the vocalist is singing French and it's very like it's

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01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 3: just nice and vibe, you know what I mean. So

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01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 3: it'll it feels not like where we are now. I

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01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 3: think that's the best part about this song. You put

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01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 3: it on, it will take you out of where you are.

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Speaker 3: So Minute Papillon by World Brain.

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Speaker 1: All right, we will link off to that in the

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Speaker 1: footnote for Daily Guys does a production of iHeartRadio. For

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Speaker 3: That is going to do it for us this week.

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Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a you know, the Weekly

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Speaker 1: Zite Geist with the greatest hits from this week's episode,

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Speaker 1: and also back on Monday morning to tell you what

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Speaker 1: was trending over the weekend and.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't pull you for all of your comments.

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01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 3: It's you never know.

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Speaker 1: We we we've decided that we think we're too second

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Speaker 1: rate and small time. We're the opposite of too big

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Speaker 1: to fail. We're actually too small to exactly. That's what

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01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: we're counting on, is that they're just like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: they'll definitely they're bigger, so like they'll cancel fucking Crooked

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Speaker 1: Media or something.

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Speaker 3: Before they cancel on, we'll get rid of MSNBC or something.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the kind of ship that they're going for.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, Uh, I hope everybody has a safe weekend and

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Speaker 1: we'll talk to y'all on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye bye by The Daily Zite Guys is executive

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