Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna do it together. It's Monday. Wow.
Speaker 1: My voice is just touch and go. That's a Monday voice.
Speaker 1: That is voice.
Speaker 2: And we're kicking off Hallo week. You know Jeff Jeffrey
Speaker 2: calling it hunts Tobers.
Speaker 3: I honestly can't understand him when he says it's.
Speaker 1: I thought he was saying hot Tober. I didn't really
Speaker 1: know what he was saying. It was all over the place.
Speaker 2: The most important part of this is that you need
Speaker 2: to follow our socials.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have so much fun this week getting into
Speaker 1: the speaky spirit.
Speaker 2: And that is definitely the case today with your Second
Speaker 2: Date update. But before we always do your comments.
Speaker 1: What do you got?
Speaker 3: Alexis Yes, Joe Will said, been an avid fan and
Speaker 3: because of y'all, my mom threatened to call an exorcist
Speaker 3: on me. Constantly catch me cackling alone, Jeff playing on
Speaker 3: my AirPods.
Speaker 2: Defend me, y'all, just wait till your head starts spinning
Speaker 2: in circles.
Speaker 4: No love, We love it.
Speaker 2: Keep those comments coming and enjoy the Second Date update.
Speaker 1: It starts right now.
Speaker 5: Second Date Update.
Speaker 6: Vampires wear Wolves, cool gools and goblins all terrifying for sure,
Speaker 6: but we all know nothing is scarier than dating in
Speaker 6: the modern world. That's the sound of someone getting blocked
Speaker 6: on Tinder.
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to do a horror film? Is that
Speaker 1: what we're allowed to do right now?
Speaker 5: That's what we're in right now, because if you could imagine,
Speaker 5: we're getting a lot of emails from people who are
Speaker 5: meeting other single people during the spooky season. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 5: it's even meeting them in person.
Speaker 1: Scared Alexis, who.
Speaker 5: Would be brave enough to do such a thing? Our listener, Anthony, Oh, cool,
Speaker 5: a girl in person and needs our help. Anthony, what's up?
Speaker 4: Hey, guys?
Speaker 1: You cool? Where'd you meet this lady?
Speaker 4: So we work in a hunted house together?
Speaker 1: Oh are you guys? Like the actors and the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm a cannibal cook. She's a zombie cheerleader.
Speaker 5: What's her name? Her name is Quinn Quinn okay and
Speaker 5: the zombie cheerleader.
Speaker 4: This is something that I do every year. I've been
Speaker 4: doing it. So I was like, you know, a teenager, wow,
Speaker 4: and this is her first year there. But I know
Speaker 4: this probably sounds weird, but you know, when she does
Speaker 4: her like dead zombie boys, I think it's pretty hot.
Speaker 1: How did you guys get to talking or were your
Speaker 1: friends you know, all spooky season?
Speaker 5: How do you flirt in a haunted house?
Speaker 4: So we do like a couple of scenes together. It's
Speaker 4: like this scene where she's like strapped to a table
Speaker 4: and I like take a bite out of her arm.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's definitely like some flirtation there, you know. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I missed your arm.
Speaker 5: And now we're making out. Yeah, That's how I flirt
Speaker 5: even when I'm not in a haunted house.
Speaker 1: So I feel you and it's a fun vibe too.
Speaker 1: I've like volunteered as an actor before on a haunted house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like backstage, they like do your makeup, So there's
Speaker 1: like downtime too. I assume you guys have connected outside
Speaker 1: of you just eating her arm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, I asked her out and so
Speaker 4: we went to a bar after work one night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, were you still in makeup?
Speaker 7: No, we have a shower there so we can like
Speaker 7: shower and change and stuff before we go home. But
Speaker 7: I mean, I go to a bar and you know,
Speaker 7: that was kind of like the first time I'd really
Speaker 7: actually seen her without the makeup on, and she she
Speaker 7: looked even hotter without like a bloody massa.
Speaker 5: It's a bad sign if you say she looks way
Speaker 5: hotter when she's bloody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's somehow more pale. Yeah, strange.
Speaker 5: All right, well that's good news. What did you guys do?
Speaker 4: I mean, we just like mostly like we had some drinks,
Speaker 4: talk about Halloween, like different costumes that we wore when
Speaker 4: we were kids, our favorite candy, you know, like childhood
Speaker 4: memories and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't even ask what your favorite candy is. I
Speaker 5: don't want to start a fight because there's only one
Speaker 5: right answer, candy corn.
Speaker 1: But what is that what you said? That is why
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back. I didn't even know.
Speaker 6: This guy. Oh wow, I'm kidding.
Speaker 5: I'm kidding, dudes. So that's cool that you guys bonded
Speaker 5: over old Halloween memories. That sounds fun.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So you know it's like we got we got like
Speaker 4: a little close.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: We didn't kiss, but there was definitely like feels like
Speaker 4: we were feeling each other and you know, we like
Speaker 4: hugged good night, and I was like, Okay, this was fun,
Speaker 4: I'll see you tomorrow. Awesome. But then the next day
Speaker 4: she was like moved to a totally different room in
Speaker 4: the haunted house like on the other side.
Speaker 1: Oh no, is that by chance or do you think
Speaker 1: she asked to be moved?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like, I don't know if you like
Speaker 4: requested it or if it was just, like, you know,
Speaker 4: part of the regular rotation. But I did see her,
Speaker 4: and she's I think, kind of cold, and she's maybe.
Speaker 1: Really in character.
Speaker 5: Yeah cold body. Yeah who that sucks. Now you have
Speaker 5: to bite somebody else's arm.
Speaker 4: It's been weird.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Is she not answering my text or like my Instagram messages?
Speaker 4: And uh kind of bumming me out? So I'm hoping
Speaker 4: that you can help me.
Speaker 5: I mean, is there anything looking back on your night
Speaker 5: at the bar that you think maybe you did wrong
Speaker 5: that could have turned her off?
Speaker 4: I mean I thought about that, but honestly, I can't
Speaker 4: think of anything.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was just using you for your brains, I mean,
Speaker 1: she is a zombie.
Speaker 5: Or maybe you bit her arm too hard. Oh wow,
Speaker 5: she needs just a little soft nibble.
Speaker 4: I guess that's possible. I mean, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she's definitely avoiding you.
Speaker 5: Let's call this undead cheerleader and ask her what's up,
Speaker 5: We're gonna play a song, come back and get you
Speaker 5: your Halloween themed second date update. Right after this second
Speaker 5: date update, you've seen Hannibal lecter, but have you seen
Speaker 5: Hannibal in love? Oh?
Speaker 1: Even Hannibal deserves love?
Speaker 5: A man in a mask nibbling on a zombie cheerleader's
Speaker 5: arm while they both sip on a cold can of
Speaker 5: blood light Actually, but what he really has his eyes
Speaker 5: set on is her heart?
Speaker 1: Oh? Does she still have one?
Speaker 5: Not just to eat, but to have forever? What's happening
Speaker 5: with one of our listeners, Anthony, who met a girl
Speaker 5: named Quinn while they both worked together at a haunted house.
Speaker 5: But after they went out, she was moved to a
Speaker 5: different room and she's been acting kind of cold towards him.
Speaker 5: So we're going to call her and ask what gives Brooke?
Speaker 5: How optimistic are you that this ends in a date
Speaker 5: because it sounds kind of romantic to me?
Speaker 1: It did. I thought it sounded really romantic until she
Speaker 1: got moved And I think she may have done that
Speaker 1: on purpose, which is not a good sign that I mean,
Speaker 1: it sounds like she wants nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1: Did you insult her in some way?
Speaker 4: I told her that she looks better without all the
Speaker 4: bloody zombie makeup.
Speaker 5: But oh, how a horrible thing to say to a woman.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe a vampire swooped in and got
Speaker 1: her first, you know, yeah, fell in another moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe just don't calm out like women's makeup.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say, some women get offended and
Speaker 5: look into things, and Alexis.
Speaker 4: Proved the point.
Speaker 5: All right, well let's stop speculating and start getting some answers. Look,
Speaker 5: we're gonna call Quinn right here. You ready, Anthony, I'm ready,
Speaker 5: all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, mm hmm, I don't know. I was expecting a zombie.
Speaker 5: That's a bummer. Hey is this Quinn?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: They were a radio show you may have heard of
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, thanks Quinn number one with zombies.
Speaker 5: That yeah, that was that was supposed to be a joke.
Speaker 5: Because we hear that you work as a cheerleader zombie
Speaker 5: at a haunted house.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we hear you make quite the sexy cheerleader
Speaker 5: dead cheerleader.
Speaker 1: What that weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, our compliments are off Today's Yeah, we heard about
Speaker 5: you from one of our listeners though, named Anthony, who
Speaker 5: you went out with?
Speaker 8: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: You went on a date with him, right, That's what
Speaker 5: we heard because we do this segment called the Second
Speaker 5: Date Update, and we're trying to help Anthony figure out
Speaker 5: why after your date at the bar, you've been acting
Speaker 5: a little bit cold towards him in the Haunted House.
Speaker 1: Or maybe he's reading it wrong. I mean you never know.
Speaker 1: He feels like maybe you're avoiding him for some reason.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I mean not like normal zombie cold. I
Speaker 5: mean like extra inner person cold.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess. So, I mean I don't know all
Speaker 8: you want me to say.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean did you like him?
Speaker 8: I mean I thought I liked him?
Speaker 1: Okay, he did something, didn't he? I knew it? Like
Speaker 1: it just he said that you even changed areas in
Speaker 1: the Haunted House. Did he do something to offend you?
Speaker 8: I mean, it's just we just didn't see eye to
Speaker 8: eye on some stuff and it's just not gonna work basically.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're not mad, you just don't want a datum.
Speaker 5: And you mean like I to eye, not like zombie eyes. Okay,
Speaker 5: in that way you mean something because like I said,
Speaker 5: he told us that you guys went out. I mean
Speaker 5: from his perspective, everything was really great.
Speaker 1: And you were clicking. You were talking about he said,
Speaker 1: childhood memories and Halloween and fun stuff, and you had
Speaker 1: a nice hug.
Speaker 5: So which part of it was bad to you?
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, that was all nice. But I was
Speaker 8: flirting with him, and I just made this comment blurting like,
Speaker 8: you know, if things work out between us, we'd be
Speaker 8: the house that gives out like the full size candy bars.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're a flirt.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and yeah. That's when it just kind of went
Speaker 8: downhill for me.
Speaker 4: So why.
Speaker 8: Because he just got all practical. He kept saying, like,
Speaker 8: do you know how much that's going to cost in
Speaker 8: the future.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He broke down the mathematics of handing out full sized candy.
Speaker 8: Bars exactly that, Like he said, full sized candy bars
Speaker 8: are going to be like five bucks apiece. And then
Speaker 8: he's like, you give out like one hundred that's five
Speaker 8: hundred dollars and bull size candy bars?
Speaker 1: Is he buying five dollars?
Speaker 5: I guess he does have a point.
Speaker 1: But so you're just saying it was like.
Speaker 8: Not cute, No, it was not cute because I think
Speaker 8: he was being one hundred percent serious, Like he went
Speaker 8: on to say, like, oh, next thing, you know, our
Speaker 8: kids are not going to college because.
Speaker 1: Took up the college. I think everybody wants to be
Speaker 1: that house. So fun to get lectured after you flirt
Speaker 1: with somebody.
Speaker 5: Are you sure he's not joking, like.
Speaker 8: If no, no, I mean I did think he was
Speaker 8: joking at first, But when I giggled, you know, he
Speaker 8: was like hard up now, like you have to be
Speaker 8: smart with money.
Speaker 5: I was like, Okay, it's weird, but listen, you guys
Speaker 5: don't know each other all that well. Is that fair
Speaker 5: to say?
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, we we know each other as zombies
Speaker 8: more than as people.
Speaker 5: I guess we've only worked together for this first year
Speaker 5: in the Haunted House. You there's a chance you could
Speaker 5: have misinterpreted what he was saying, and he may have
Speaker 5: been just playing along the whole time, jokingly, like it's
Speaker 5: a weird thing to say, like down the road, we're
Speaker 5: gonna give out full sized candy bars. Maybe maybe he
Speaker 5: was trying to joke back and you didn't get it,
Speaker 5: and we should find out because Anthony's actually already on
Speaker 5: the phone.
Speaker 8: Oh boom, we scared you.
Speaker 1: He's like the chainsaw guy at the end of the
Speaker 1: Hated House, the honted phone line.
Speaker 5: Anthony, there, I'm here. Okay, tell me that you were
Speaker 5: just having fun with her with that that was a joke.
Speaker 4: No, I was being curious what you could have just
Speaker 4: lied right now and just said it was a joke.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to.
Speaker 5: Be set you up.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's that big a deal. That's honestly
Speaker 4: how I feel, like, why should I laugh? Why should
Speaker 4: I lie?
Speaker 8: So because it's my dream, it's not important to you.
Speaker 4: If your dream is bankrupt our future family, then yeah,
Speaker 4: like you're serious about this, Anthony, Well it's a bad idea.
Speaker 4: Our kids really wouldn't be able to go to college.
Speaker 4: All that money you're staying on Candy, we should be
Speaker 4: investing in like a college fund.
Speaker 1: Okay. I think she was just trying to flirt with you, Anthony.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess, But like I take financial
Speaker 4: literacy very seriously.
Speaker 5: You know what's probably why you have a second job. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you do have a point, Anthony, because I didn't even
Speaker 5: think about all the dentist bills that you're going to
Speaker 5: rack up with those full sized can you're.
Speaker 1: Handing them out your own kids are eating them.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, you know that you eat the own candy. You
Speaker 5: know that better than anybody.
Speaker 8: But oh please, I bet he wouldn't even let our
Speaker 8: kids have a full sized candy bar.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 4: How many kids are you guys playing on having?
Speaker 5: How many fake zombie children are we having in the future?
Speaker 8: Exactly zero? Because I'm not going to be with him.
Speaker 5: Oh, I just think it's kind of silly to be
Speaker 5: arguing and deciding your dating life over future fictitious full
Speaker 5: sized candy bars with your kids that don't even exist yet.
Speaker 8: I have a big deal.
Speaker 1: I might put this on my dating profiles I've left
Speaker 1: if you're not a full bar household.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's making our fake children way more important than
Speaker 8: the real me right.
Speaker 5: Now, that's true. I mean, Anthony, don't you think that
Speaker 5: Quinn is more important than your fake children down the road?
Speaker 4: So weird when you put it that way, like not
Speaker 4: really like.
Speaker 5: Oh, you care more about your future children.
Speaker 2: That's a good.
Speaker 1: Fighter, anyone, listen. Yeah, don't shame imaginary dad.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's a reason that they make the fun
Speaker 5: sized candy bars though, Like that's a good compromise. Everybody
Speaker 5: size are not good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like how I bit her arm one and that'll
Speaker 4: never happen again.
Speaker 1: Is that something she's supposed to be disappointed?
Speaker 4: I think you know, I'm the best fighter in the
Speaker 4: whole haunted house.
Speaker 8: He acts like I have somebody to compare him with.
Speaker 5: Well, this is weird. I just think that you guys
Speaker 5: maybe are a little bit stressed out working together in
Speaker 5: this haunted house. Once the spooky season is over, cooler
Speaker 5: heads prevail, you guys are going to want to go
Speaker 5: out again.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, if you guys are paying for it,
Speaker 4: then that's the smart financial thing to do.
Speaker 1: So is that actually what you call just them?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: I believe it.
Speaker 5: Well that's kind of a yes from Anthony Quinn.
Speaker 8: Well, Anthony, I have a question for you at Christmas time?
Speaker 8: How many presents would our fake children have?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Good question.
Speaker 4: I mean they'll be getting savings bonds and the amount
Speaker 4: depends on the interest rate.
Speaker 1: Boring stufford I got a banknote?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, hey, compounding interest is nine point six percent
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, I'm getting hot over here.
Speaker 8: Talk like that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You see, this is exactly why you never date your
Speaker 5: co workers, whether it's in an office building or in
Speaker 5: a haunted house.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that's kind.
Speaker 5: Of a yeah, but it's the same deal. Now, just
Speaker 5: imagine how awkward it's going to be in that haunted house.
Speaker 1: And I love that there's some drama and behind the
Speaker 1: haunted house. Yeah, like a couple of fights happen on
Speaker 1: walking through it. Yeah, I'm going to scare her.
Speaker 5: He's going to have to bite her, and she's going
Speaker 5: to be like, I'm already dead. It's just going to
Speaker 5: be weird in there now. So that's just a good
Speaker 5: thing to remember. Do not date your co workers. That
Speaker 5: is what I have to say. That is my yes.
Speaker 1: Right. I thought it was like, maybe be a little
Speaker 1: bit more fun if you're going to be working at
Speaker 1: haunted house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so stiff financially literate zombie is.
Speaker 1: He's going to pull out his ten key and do
Speaker 1: some of your taxes.
Speaker 5: He was a cannibal chef, so it's gonna come out
Speaker 5: like the stock market.
Speaker 1: You have to raise the prices of eyeballs again because
Speaker 1: of inflation.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's terrifying. Yeah, but uh yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: sorry it didn't work out for those two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, but it's probably for the best.
Speaker 5: It is for the best, and remember we can help
Speaker 5: you with your dating life. If you want us to,
Speaker 5: just email the show. We'll call the person who was
Speaker 5: in calling you back.