Speaker 1: Don't leave cereal with your hands the young time.
Speaker 2: When you hand.
Speaker 1: A gem in there you go.
Speaker 2: Eats cereal from your milk?
Speaker 1: Is coming, spoon man, come again, look to review cereals.
Speaker 1: He's gotta be and Andrew Cereal jelous. Yeah, they're two
Speaker 1: friends with different.
Speaker 3: This is great. Please wait and disappeared. I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: What about now?
Speaker 3: That's good? You're right about the same as me. Okay, cool,
Speaker 3: I think say something.
Speaker 2: Hi, what is going on with you today? You have
Speaker 2: a nice shirt on?
Speaker 3: Great? Thanks. Just stay at that consistent level and we'll
Speaker 3: be good. Don't get too excited and don't get too
Speaker 3: sad because then you'll change your volume.
Speaker 2: Well are the cereals as boring as they look?
Speaker 3: How many bags do you have left? Andrew three? Oh
Speaker 3: wait a minute, it's Monday. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm
Speaker 3: Scotty B.
Speaker 2: And I'm Andrew.
Speaker 3: Is today the eighteenth already?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This is episode wow one ten, one hundred and ten.
Speaker 3: Do you know there's a street right near my house
Speaker 3: that's called Root one ten.
Speaker 2: That's so cool, that's great. I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, well you know Hi everybody here, I
Speaker 3: am in New York City, and there's Andrew in the
Speaker 3: billiard room in New Jersey in the bunker.
Speaker 2: The billiard room.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that room. It's good. It's got good acoustics.
Speaker 2: Oh it does I feel like I'm echoey?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, I think your dad had that place built
Speaker 3: with acoustics in mind.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's run with that.
Speaker 3: You know, in the seventies, was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: my son, he's going to be a famous podcast star
Speaker 3: in the twenty teens. Oh, actually it's twenty twenty. I
Speaker 3: don't even know what year it is. See, that's how
Speaker 3: crazy things are.
Speaker 2: Except this house was constructed in nineteen ninety nine, so
Speaker 2: I don't really know what you're.
Speaker 3: You were barely born. What you were barely born?
Speaker 2: I okay, you were still running around a big you.
Speaker 3: Were running around a big boy diaper.
Speaker 2: Still what in the seventies, No, the nineties, Oh I
Speaker 2: was eight?
Speaker 3: Right, Well, you had a problem within continents.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's just keep going before I actually shut my
Speaker 2: computer off.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, you have three baggies left there. Why
Speaker 3: don't you pull out? You know what, I'm going to
Speaker 3: let you choose, Andrew. How about that?
Speaker 2: You choose I want to do number seven because I'm
Speaker 2: very curious about it. They look like rabbit poop pellets.
Speaker 3: You're curious about number seven? Eh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well number seven like a peanut butter variety.
Speaker 3: Number seven is from a brand that I have heard
Speaker 3: of and I've had in the past, but we've never
Speaker 3: had anything from them before. It's Arrowhead Mills and they
Speaker 3: make usually this bagged cereal of puffed wheat and puffed
Speaker 3: rice and all puffed things. So this way you're looking
Speaker 3: at that looks like popcorn. Is puffed corn.
Speaker 2: Whoa wait, so this is in a snack. This is
Speaker 2: like actual cereal.
Speaker 3: Oh it's cereal. I mean people probably eat it as
Speaker 3: a snack, but this is cereal. It's puffed corn cereal
Speaker 3: from Arrowhead Mills.
Speaker 2: I think that they really should have chosen a new
Speaker 2: bag design because this looks like a snack. Like it
Speaker 2: doesn't look good.
Speaker 3: It's all on the bottom shelf. There's just a bunch
Speaker 3: of bags with puffed everything, and this just happens to
Speaker 3: be one of them. And we never had puffed to
Speaker 3: I mean this, look, We've had corn pops that's the
Speaker 3: closest animal to this. This just looks like for some reason.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of Chester cheetah. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Looking at them they look like little chester cheetaheads from Cheetos.
Speaker 3: But basically it's pieces of popcorn. I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: know how it is to explain it, like inverted pieces
Speaker 3: of popcorn, and some of them, if you look closely,
Speaker 3: the smaller ones actually look like corn kernels.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is inter Oh my god, look at how
Speaker 2: many cereals are behind you. I'm getting stressed. Yeah, hey, open,
Speaker 2: So what the hell is a giant big thing?
Speaker 3: Oh that's for a promotion that we're doing. Our friends
Speaker 3: at Bick gave away stuff and I have to ship
Speaker 3: it out because you know, I'm the shipping guy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I love how you call yourself the
Speaker 2: shipping guy, the self proclaimed shipping guy. If you need
Speaker 2: to ship it, come to me.
Speaker 3: What does my shirt say airmail?
Speaker 2: Which again you're a nerd. But then when people ask
Speaker 2: you to ship things, you complain about it and you're like,
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 3: I like to ship things that I need to ship.
Speaker 3: Once people come to me and they think that I'm
Speaker 3: a shipping service, that's and I'm like, all right, you
Speaker 3: know what, back the truck up. Okay, I mean, god, you.
Speaker 2: Are the biggest complainer I've ever met in my entire life.
Speaker 3: All right, anyway, Andrew, if you would please open a
Speaker 3: little baggy.
Speaker 2: Getady, it's in my cup. I'm gonna start pouring nice.
Speaker 3: I want you to smell it. Farms, pause, please pause.
Speaker 3: I want you to smell it because it smells like
Speaker 3: free It smells like freshly popped popcorn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't. I'm not interested in the cereal at all.
Speaker 3: This is not something you want to put milk in.
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually a little terrified of what the milk
Speaker 2: is going to do when it hits. I'm gonna pour
Speaker 2: my Wellesley organic hole ultra pasteurized grade A homogenized milk.
Speaker 3: Well, you have the strangest milk in your parents' house.
Speaker 3: It's all like crazy organic stuff. I've never went for
Speaker 3: whole milk.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to ask my mom why she
Speaker 2: does it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Because she likes to be you know, earthy and organic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's her in organic.
Speaker 3: I had no milk, so I ran out this morning
Speaker 3: and I went to the bagel place that's open twenty
Speaker 3: four hours, and I had the option of whole milk
Speaker 3: or fat free and I'm not really much of a
Speaker 3: whole milk guy, so I went for the I think
Speaker 3: it's dery d E r l E. I've seen the
Speaker 3: brand before and I've had it dirly high grade fat
Speaker 3: free milk. And the sticker, the sticker is not even
Speaker 3: on straight. It makes me nuts.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you that it just looks unhappetizing.
Speaker 3: Well, basically, it's popcorn kernels in milk.
Speaker 2: It's so gross. It's like oversized popcorn kernels that you
Speaker 2: would put milk in. This is not good. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: let's get it there either gonna taste salty.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Okay, So this is Kellogg corn pops
Speaker 3: with no sugar. That's exactly what this is. And if
Speaker 3: you if you just hold on before you vomit over there,
Speaker 3: I see your face. Just get the taste after you
Speaker 3: chewed it a little bit. That's the inside of a
Speaker 3: corn pop, Andrew, And you cannot deny that.
Speaker 2: You can't. But I don't like it.
Speaker 3: But am I right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, you're right.
Speaker 2: I just don't like it.
Speaker 3: It's the inside of a corn pop with zero sugar.
Speaker 3: It's not awful, and it's probably a really nice snack.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try one plan. I still don't like it. Well,
Speaker 2: as a cereal, you're so dry and plain and there's
Speaker 2: nothing going on with them.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like a sad cereal. I must tell you,
Speaker 3: my friend, every cereal is dry until you put it. No, no,
Speaker 3: that was not a joke. Not a joke, you idiot.
Speaker 3: Every cereal is dry. It's qunchy crispy.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is this one. Even when you
Speaker 2: put milk on it, it's just dry. No, I just
Speaker 2: got a milk the milk, and it's just it goes poof.
Speaker 3: The milk goes into the middle and it makes it
Speaker 3: nice and soft. I actually kind of like this.
Speaker 2: Well you can take this and go marry it somewhere,
Speaker 2: because apparently you and this puff cereal are best friends.
Speaker 2: Now go do a podcast with it.
Speaker 3: It would be better than doing it with you anyway.
Speaker 3: So as a cereal, funny as a cereal a bowl
Speaker 3: and a spoon, I'm not thrilled with it. It needs
Speaker 3: to be sweet.
Speaker 2: But yeah, go ahead, I don't like it. I'm going
Speaker 2: to give it a bowl.
Speaker 3: I'll keep eating it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes cereals are so bad that you just are curious
Speaker 2: about the taste. I feel like that's this for you
Speaker 2: because you're so used to sugary things that maybe this
Speaker 2: is like negating.
Speaker 3: That, and you're like, huh, that's why it surprises me,
Speaker 3: because you like earthy, healthy things usually, so this is
Speaker 3: too earthy.
Speaker 2: This is like straight up out the earth, put some
Speaker 2: milk on it and call it a day.
Speaker 3: I also think my milk might be bad. I'm aoun
Speaker 3: one hundred percent sure, or maybe I'm just not used
Speaker 3: to fat free milk because I'm a big fat bastard.
Speaker 2: So well, it is episode one ten, so double then
Speaker 2: that's where you're sitting.
Speaker 3: Now listen to you, all right, So uh oh are.
Speaker 2: You having a moment? Are you lost? Scott? Where are you?
Speaker 2: Blink twice if you're okay kidding?
Speaker 3: I was pretending everything was frozen. Did you think that
Speaker 3: it froze?
Speaker 2: Not really, I just thought you were being an idiot
Speaker 2: and froze. And then we're going to say this exact
Speaker 2: same thing. So the reason that great prank. You're such
Speaker 2: a trickster.
Speaker 3: Here listen, so a lot of the country is now
Speaker 3: starting to relax their regulations and their stay at home things,
Speaker 3: so I'm going to need you to please come into
Speaker 3: the studio for the next episode with your mask, and
Speaker 3: I need you to do an episode here. I can't
Speaker 3: do this any longer.
Speaker 2: Okay, so serial number eight.
Speaker 3: That's it. When are you leaving there? I thought you
Speaker 3: were leaving there soon, maybe next week? And what are
Speaker 3: you gonna do when you go home?
Speaker 2: Here's a question? Wait, hold on one second, Mom, can
Speaker 2: you come here for a second.
Speaker 3: Hey Donna? Hi?
Speaker 2: Wait? No, Ken? Do you think a dog could eat
Speaker 2: the corn?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 3: Yes, the one that we.
Speaker 2: Just ate it?
Speaker 3: Give her one?
Speaker 2: Oh she spit it out?
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh no, she's eating it.
Speaker 2: She likes it, of she does. Mom. One question Scotty
Speaker 2: had for you, why do you buy the organic milks?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, stop it.
Speaker 3: It's just a microphone.
Speaker 2: It's healthier from my family.
Speaker 3: Well, you sound just like Jackie.
Speaker 2: Scary, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I gotta put her.
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 2: So you like the organic milk's better?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 2: I feel like we can do something healthier if to
Speaker 2: the family in any capacity, it's worth it.
Speaker 3: That's cool. So you got scam by marketing. Also because
Speaker 3: organic is no different than regular, but very nice. It's cool.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you stimulate the economy completely.
Speaker 2: No, I seriously, I do agree with you completely. It
Speaker 2: is a scam. I am enjoy paying more money for.
Speaker 3: Something that's cool. I hope you like paying seven dollars
Speaker 3: for a half gallon of milk.
Speaker 2: But that's all right, it's not too much more than
Speaker 2: irregular milk.
Speaker 3: It depends. I would only buy it if it's on sale,
Speaker 3: and they didn't have what I was looking.
Speaker 2: For, so he buys gas station milk, though I do.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not going there comes from the same cows kiddos.
Speaker 3: All right, Andrew, if you would please take out baggye
Speaker 3: number eight. Okay, Now, I was shocked to see when
Speaker 3: I went over the list, unless you messed up that
Speaker 3: we never did this cereal before, because this is I'm
Speaker 3: just kidding. It's a honey bunches of oats. We've done
Speaker 3: a bunch of honey bunches of oats and this is
Speaker 3: just og honey bunches of oats with almonds, original blue box,
Speaker 3: and we've never done.
Speaker 2: We never did this one.
Speaker 3: I think we've never done it.
Speaker 2: I love this cereal.
Speaker 3: How would you know we never did it?
Speaker 2: Well, I've had it without being on this podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2: Are you teeing up your own Scotti shake music?
Speaker 3: Well, I have to because I need to shake it.
Speaker 3: Stand by, please, I love watching your face. I'm not
Speaker 3: even gonna let it go. Here we go, and listeners,
Speaker 3: please call us out if we did this before. But
Speaker 3: I checked Andrew's grid and I looked at all our
Speaker 3: pictures and I did not see Honey Bunches of Oats
Speaker 3: with Almonds. And it's also not in the Cereal vault.
Speaker 3: So I don't know how this one slipped through the cracks.
Speaker 2: That's not so good. I love Honey Bunch of Votes.
Speaker 2: Oh do you know that my dad actually did I
Speaker 2: say this in the last episode? But the Annies that
Speaker 2: you sent over?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you this?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: He had the Annies that we tried in the episode
Speaker 2: that I loved, and he made my mom buy a
Speaker 2: whole box room. That's his new favorite Cereal.
Speaker 3: Wow, will you do me a favorite? Saving the box top?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh okay, I thought they were digital now.
Speaker 3: Yeah most of them are, but some of the older
Speaker 3: boxes still have a box stop on there. All right,
Speaker 3: let's go Honey Bunches of Oats from post original with almonds.
Speaker 2: Moon is staring at me while I eat the cereal.
Speaker 3: Oh that good. It tastes like dessert. I'm both I'm
Speaker 3: not going to go quite that high, but I'll give
Speaker 3: it four. It's really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is delicious. I feel like you know what
Speaker 2: tastes good in yogurt? Well, this podcast is not about
Speaker 2: mixing things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should start that podcast up with Danielle the Remix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we will.
Speaker 3: You'll probably care about that one a lot more. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 3: you know what I meant to tell you. So I
Speaker 3: started doing the instacart shopping. I am now an Instacart shopper.
Speaker 3: I have the credit card.
Speaker 2: Now, Yes, how's that going for you?
Speaker 3: It's kind of annoying and slightly frustrating, but I'm getting
Speaker 3: the hang of it. But I think that it's really
Speaker 3: cool because I buy cereal for people, so I'm able
Speaker 3: to see what cereals people are eating. And so far,
Speaker 3: I've bought smart Start, which I thought was really weird
Speaker 3: because that's kind of an obscure cereal from Kellogg's. Yeah,
Speaker 3: corn flakes, Cocoa puffs, and fruit loops. So those are
Speaker 3: the four that I've bought so far. So I'm actually
Speaker 3: going to start taking a poll of what cereals that
Speaker 3: I'm buying for people, and we'll see how they stack
Speaker 3: up to our ratings.
Speaker 2: I absolutely love that. If we just go back to
Speaker 2: what I said in the beginning of the episode, the
Speaker 2: self proclaimed shopper of the show, Yeah, gets a job
Speaker 2: shopping for people, complains about shopping.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that I'm complaining. Normally, this would be
Speaker 3: a very pleasant calming experience for me because the supermarket
Speaker 3: is my happy place. I walk into shopper and I'm like, ah,
Speaker 3: I feel my blood pressure go down. I'm nice and relaxed.
Speaker 3: But these days the super market is nuts. When I
Speaker 3: have to wait thirty minutes to get into a store
Speaker 3: that's miserable, and then forty five minutes to check out,
Speaker 3: it's not fun.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I could believe that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So once this whole thing is over, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm going to be so excited to be an instacart guy.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go all the time. And the thing is,
Speaker 3: now there's so many people trying to make extra money
Speaker 3: because everyone's out of work that it's very hard to
Speaker 3: get an order. You know. I'll go on and as
Speaker 3: I'm scrolling through to see what the people want. Somebody
Speaker 3: else takes it and it's very frustrating. So anyway, if
Speaker 3: you're on Long Island, I may be delivering your groceries
Speaker 3: very soon. And just in case you have nothing to
Speaker 3: do and want to be an instacard shopper, you can
Speaker 3: use my referral code and I'll get a little extra
Speaker 3: cash so I could buy some more cereal and milk.
Speaker 3: Just send us a direct message and I'll give it
Speaker 3: to you. Let's go to box number nine, Andrew, bag
Speaker 3: for you, box for me. You got it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's just funny because Luna keeps eating the cereal.
Speaker 2: She absolutely loves this one, the one that we just
Speaker 2: had the corn.
Speaker 3: Be careful, there's chocolate in there? What all right? Come on?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 2: Wait has maple syrup in it?
Speaker 3: What does this new? How do you know?
Speaker 2: Because I could smell it.
Speaker 3: Right, I have to shake it. There's all kinds of
Speaker 3: clusters in here.
Speaker 2: Watching a grown man shake cereal on camera. It's it's
Speaker 2: an experience, That's what I'll say.
Speaker 3: Because am I shaking along with it? Look at that, Andrew.
Speaker 3: I'm back over two pounds. It's very sad. I'm back
Speaker 3: over two hundred. It's making me upset.
Speaker 2: Well, you sent me a picture over the weekend you
Speaker 2: did that marathon that was from my marathon. I mean
Speaker 2: ten k, and by ten k, I mean a five
Speaker 2: k that.
Speaker 3: Was about five k.
Speaker 2: I mean what you ran in thirty one minutes.
Speaker 3: That was nineteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you should go back to doing it.
Speaker 3: I should. I would like to go running anyway. Let's
Speaker 3: shake it up. This is number nine in your baggy there, Andrew.
Speaker 3: It's another Honey Bunches of Oats. This was actually gonna
Speaker 3: be a Honey Bunches of Oats episode, but I couldn't
Speaker 3: find the third one that we haven't done. So this
Speaker 3: is cinnamon Bunches, which also we have not done yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, with maple syrup.
Speaker 3: I don't believe there's any maple syrup in here, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you mine smells like it.
Speaker 3: Well, we've done pecan maple. You don't remember that, But
Speaker 3: we did that Honey Bunches of Oats.
Speaker 2: This one I'm very excited to try.
Speaker 3: Can you can you say something mean to me? Please?
Speaker 3: People are missing that.
Speaker 2: I just made fun of your age not even five
Speaker 2: minutes ago. Do you want me to say, you're old again.
Speaker 2: How's it called you fat this episode? What more do
Speaker 2: you want from me?
Speaker 3: You did to make fun of my age?
Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
Speaker 3: What did you say? I must have?
Speaker 2: Don't man shake cereals and experience.
Speaker 3: Oh see, I must be hard of hearing now since
Speaker 3: I'm so old, So I didn't hear that. Let me
Speaker 3: turn off my hearing aids. It's the right thing to do. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 3: it's me all right, so let's go honey bunches of
Speaker 3: oats cinnamon bunches.
Speaker 2: One, two, three?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, that's really good. What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: It tastes like a Drake's coffee cake. What's a face
Speaker 3: you're making? It tastes It tastes like the strudal top
Speaker 3: of a coffee cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I give this two bowls in
Speaker 2: a spoon. It's not my favorite. I gotta tell you
Speaker 2: it's good. It's not great. It smells better than it tastes.
Speaker 3: Three balls and a spoon from me. I just spit
Speaker 3: all over my computer. I think it's pretty good. Hey,
Speaker 3: you know, this has been a pretty boring episode, and
Speaker 3: I apologize to the listeners.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you're so self conscious. Just let
Speaker 2: everything go. Just be happy with what you're doing. Instead
Speaker 2: every two seconds you have to be like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm so mad, I'm so sid.
Speaker 3: The dynamic between the two of us is not the
Speaker 3: same over electronic media, you know, I really feel.
Speaker 2: Like it's the same. What you just haven't played any
Speaker 2: old clips. You haven't tested me on any seventies or eighties.
Speaker 3: Knowledge on Friday, we'll do that. I have a week
Speaker 3: to gather some clips and I'll get some stuff together.
Speaker 3: You know what clip maybe with the climp clips.
Speaker 2: You said climps?
Speaker 3: I think maybe on Friday, I'd like to bring back
Speaker 3: some Cereal graveyard cereals. Oh great, you know, walk through
Speaker 3: the yard and dig some up. How about that, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. I just love
Speaker 2: that segment so much. Well, wait a minute, On's dedicated
Speaker 2: an entire episode too.
Speaker 3: Hold on, why don't you tell me a cereal from
Speaker 3: your childhood that isn't around anymore and we'll investigate.
Speaker 2: Okay, I could just tell you it now, Cinnabon Cereal,
Speaker 2: it doesn't exist. I'm sad. There you go, Cereal graveyard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I need to play a commercial. I need
Speaker 3: to tell you some history that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: So okay, I'm just telling you from now Friday. I
Speaker 2: want cinnabon.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, there's no like classic Cinnabon Cereal commercial.
Speaker 3: You know when I do it.
Speaker 2: I remember there was the mass guy and he danced around.
Speaker 3: Cinnabon Cereal never had a mascot. Don't even know what
Speaker 3: you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see if you'd fall for it.
Speaker 3: And it only disappeared a few years ago. It's not
Speaker 3: like I'm talking about stuff from the sixties and seventies
Speaker 3: and eighties that are classics that people are like, Yes,
Speaker 3: I remember that when I was a kid. Holy caw,
Speaker 3: I forgot they even had that, like Kaboom and Circus fun. No, okay,
Speaker 3: so again, and sprinkle spangles. You remember sprinkle spangles?
Speaker 2: You know what? For this conversation, I'll say, sure, sprinkle
Speaker 2: These bangles are my favorite.
Speaker 3: They were little stars with sprinkles on them.
Speaker 2: What Why would I remember this?
Speaker 3: All right, next episode we're going to talk about sprinkle spangles.
Speaker 3: Sounds so inappropriate, So stay tuned. Let's get all right there,
Speaker 3: Let's get out of here. Enjoy your Monday, have a
Speaker 3: nice week. Please follow us at Serial Killers PC.
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Speaker 3: I meant to mention that. So you know, last week,
Speaker 3: nobody could hear it on iHeart and Google and a
Speaker 3: couple of other platforms, and you're just like, eh, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then I looked into the issue and I was
Speaker 2: able to fix it.
Speaker 3: It took you way more than twenty four hours to
Speaker 3: even look into it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why are you the most obnoxious human
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. It's just that, you know, people get
Speaker 3: upset when they can there, but I'm upset.
Speaker 2: There are people I danguly text you.
Speaker 4: I like to angrily text you and make you feel
Speaker 4: like a garbage human on the weekends.
Speaker 3: There are people that look forward to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people aka me. I sit home and I have
Speaker 4: four different monitors and I click refresh on all of them.
Speaker 3: There are But I don't even know how to.
Speaker 2: Log into my email without Andrew or put.
Speaker 4: A word document together on one page, so I make
Speaker 4: Andrew do.
Speaker 1: It for me.
Speaker 3: There are people that come to expect this podcast to
Speaker 3: be there Monday and Friday mornings at seven o'clock, and
Speaker 3: when it's not, it kind of freaks them out a
Speaker 3: little bit. It throws their day off.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna and for those people, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but I fix the issue. And Scotty is now ramming
Speaker 2: it down my throat a week later, saying you're an
Speaker 2: idiot and I hate you, and I'm going to make
Speaker 2: sure to angrily text you over the weekend.
Speaker 3: I never said any of those things. You're not an
Speaker 3: idiot and I love you, and I just want you
Speaker 3: to know that.
Speaker 2: Andrew, just like when you say, hey, it's eleven ten
Speaker 2: good today and I say sure, and you go, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're so not excited for this anymore.
Speaker 3: Well, you weren't good. No, you didn't write sure, Sure.
Speaker 2: You read way too much into everything. What are you
Speaker 2: doing now? Are you checking your millennial computer?
Speaker 3: I think you should invent the sarcastic text message, Like
Speaker 3: somebody needs to invent a font that you can send
Speaker 3: a sarcasm font, so you know, because half the time
Speaker 3: I'm just not sure how you're saying it. It's funny
Speaker 3: like somebody will text amy, she'll read it as she
Speaker 3: thinks they're talking. I don't really like that, when they
Speaker 3: might just be like, oh, I don't really like that,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: So, So I don't read into text messages that much.
Speaker 2: Just read on face value, and if you really have
Speaker 2: a question, call me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But that's why people check up the phone anymore.
Speaker 3: That's why people text because I don't want to talk
Speaker 3: to people.
Speaker 2: Wow, such a millennial thing to say, Such a millennial thing.
Speaker 2: I call people all day long.
Speaker 3: No you don't, Yes, I do.
Speaker 2: Oh God, here we go. Are you gonna play the
Speaker 2: Peanuts noise?
Speaker 3: You are?
Speaker 2: I could see you in your sece of faith.
Speaker 3: It's the odd couple with Felix and Oscar. You'r Felix,
Speaker 3: I'm Oscar.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we really need to go because just
Speaker 3: because we're just doing nothing. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 3: Serial Killers. Please check us out wherever. I think we
Speaker 3: said all this already, so.
Speaker 2: Just we did. I don't know why you're repeating yourself.
Speaker 3: Because I'm old and I can't remember. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: We do appreciate you for real, and please you can
Speaker 3: keep sending us cereals. We love getting packages from you,
Speaker 3: even though I'm the one getting the packages. And Andrew,
Speaker 3: you should be getting another package by the end of
Speaker 3: this week. Some very interesting things in there from our
Speaker 3: listeners that were sent to us, And if you want
Speaker 3: to send it to us, please find us on social media,
Speaker 3: send a direct message, and we'll let you know how
Speaker 3: to get it to us. Anything else you'd like to say, Andrew, thank.
Speaker 2: You all for listening.
Speaker 3: We appreciate you cool, see your Friday until then, crust.
Speaker 2: Why did you say it like that.
Speaker 3: Because I was waiting for you to say it because
Speaker 3: it was a little bit of a delay.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I have to go powerwatch now you please.
Speaker 3: I'm not powerwashing anything, Yes i am. Send me pictures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, I'll do the before and after for you.
Speaker 2: You're only doing I'm sure you're going to highlight the
Speaker 2: one area where I didn't get to yet and go, oh,
Speaker 2: you missed a bat.
Speaker 3: You're only going to do it because I did it.
Speaker 3: What I did it like two weeks ago and posted
Speaker 3: a picture. That's why you're doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my whole life revolves around following you
Speaker 2: of all people, by and bye, I miss you.