WEBVTT - Plain Corny 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:08.600 Don't leave cereal with your hands the young time. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:09.800 When you hand. 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:12.480 A gem in there you go. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:19.600 Eats cereal from your milk? 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:36.680 Is coming, spoon man, come again, look to review cereals. 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:49.720 He's gotta be and Andrew Cereal jelous. Yeah, they're two 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:51.280 friends with different. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:58.959 This is great. Please wait and disappeared. I can't hear you. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:00:59.960 What about now? 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.720 That's good? You're right about the same as me. Okay, cool, 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:04.479 I think say something. 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.960 Hi, what is going on with you today? You have 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:08.760 a nice shirt on? 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.200 Great? Thanks. Just stay at that consistent level and we'll 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.240 be good. Don't get too excited and don't get too 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:14.959 sad because then you'll change your volume. 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.959 Well are the cereals as boring as they look? 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:20.720 How many bags do you have left? Andrew three? Oh 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:24.680 wait a minute, it's Monday. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:25.240 Scotty B. 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:26.560 And I'm Andrew. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.319 Is today the eighteenth already? 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:28.920 Yeah? 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:33.520 This is episode wow one ten, one hundred and ten. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.320 Do you know there's a street right near my house 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:36.560 that's called Root one ten. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:41.720 That's so cool, that's great. I'm so happy for you. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:46.000 Yes, yes, yes, well you know Hi everybody here, I 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:47.680 am in New York City, and there's Andrew in the 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.960 billiard room in New Jersey in the bunker. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:51.000 The billiard room. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:54.400 Okay, I like that room. It's good. It's got good acoustics. 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.360 Oh it does I feel like I'm echoey? 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.480 No? No, no, I think your dad had that place built 0:01:58.520 --> 0:01:59.560 with acoustics in mind. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:00.920 Hey, let's run with that. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:02.560 You know, in the seventies, was like, you know what, 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.280 my son, he's going to be a famous podcast star 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.480 in the twenty teens. Oh, actually it's twenty twenty. I 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:09.880 don't even know what year it is. See, that's how 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:10.639 crazy things are. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.440 Except this house was constructed in nineteen ninety nine, so 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.079 I don't really know what you're. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:19.120 You were barely born. What you were barely born? 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.320 I okay, you were still running around a big you. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:23.639 Were running around a big boy diaper. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:28.920 Still what in the seventies, No, the nineties, Oh I 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:29.400 was eight? 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.880 Right, Well, you had a problem within continents. 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.600 Okay, let's just keep going before I actually shut my 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:35.240 computer off. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.920 All right, Well, you have three baggies left there. Why 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.679 don't you pull out? You know what, I'm going to 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.120 let you choose, Andrew. How about that? 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:45.240 You choose I want to do number seven because I'm 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.600 very curious about it. They look like rabbit poop pellets. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.639 You're curious about number seven? Eh? 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.760 Yeah, well number seven like a peanut butter variety. 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.720 Number seven is from a brand that I have heard 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.520 of and I've had in the past, but we've never 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.840 had anything from them before. It's Arrowhead Mills and they 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.079 make usually this bagged cereal of puffed wheat and puffed 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.840 rice and all puffed things. So this way you're looking 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.360 at that looks like popcorn. Is puffed corn. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.040 Whoa wait, so this is in a snack. This is 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:14.960 like actual cereal. 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.680 Oh it's cereal. I mean people probably eat it as 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:20.800 a snack, but this is cereal. It's puffed corn cereal 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:22.280 from Arrowhead Mills. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.520 I think that they really should have chosen a new 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.760 bag design because this looks like a snack. Like it 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.359 doesn't look good. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:31.440 It's all on the bottom shelf. There's just a bunch 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.760 of bags with puffed everything, and this just happens to 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.400 be one of them. And we never had puffed to 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.440 I mean this, look, We've had corn pops that's the 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:42.560 closest animal to this. This just looks like for some reason. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.560 It reminds me of Chester cheetah. I don't know why. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:48.160 Looking at them they look like little chester cheetaheads from Cheetos. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.360 But basically it's pieces of popcorn. I mean, I don't 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.280 know how it is to explain it, like inverted pieces 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.760 of popcorn, and some of them, if you look closely, 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.360 the smaller ones actually look like corn kernels. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:01.560 Okay, this is inter Oh my god, look at how 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.920 many cereals are behind you. I'm getting stressed. Yeah, hey, open, 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:06.600 So what the hell is a giant big thing? 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.240 Oh that's for a promotion that we're doing. Our friends 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.440 at Bick gave away stuff and I have to ship 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.400 it out because you know, I'm the shipping guy. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.960 Oh my god. I love how you call yourself the 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.320 shipping guy, the self proclaimed shipping guy. If you need 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:19.240 to ship it, come to me. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.279 What does my shirt say airmail? 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:25.320 Which again you're a nerd. But then when people ask 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.200 you to ship things, you complain about it and you're like, 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:28.240 I have to. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.359 I like to ship things that I need to ship. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:31.800 Once people come to me and they think that I'm 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.800 a shipping service, that's and I'm like, all right, you 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.600 know what, back the truck up. Okay, I mean, god, you. 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:39.720 Are the biggest complainer I've ever met in my entire life. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.520 All right, anyway, Andrew, if you would please open a 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:42.400 little baggy. 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.400 Getady, it's in my cup. I'm gonna start pouring nice. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.560 I want you to smell it. Farms, pause, please pause. 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:49.800 I want you to smell it because it smells like 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.520 free It smells like freshly popped popcorn. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.839 Yeah, it doesn't. I'm not interested in the cereal at all. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.159 This is not something you want to put milk in. 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.280 No, I'm actually a little terrified of what the milk 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:03.080 is going to do when it hits. I'm gonna pour 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:08.760 my Wellesley organic hole ultra pasteurized grade A homogenized milk. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.520 Well, you have the strangest milk in your parents' house. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.440 It's all like crazy organic stuff. I've never went for 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:15.039 whole milk. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:16.680 Do you want me to ask my mom why she 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:17.080 does it? 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:17.400 No? 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.640 Because she likes to be you know, earthy and organic. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:21.960 Yeah, that's her in organic. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.080 I had no milk, so I ran out this morning 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:25.719 and I went to the bagel place that's open twenty 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.120 four hours, and I had the option of whole milk 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.440 or fat free and I'm not really much of a 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.520 whole milk guy, so I went for the I think 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.480 it's dery d E r l E. I've seen the 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.359 brand before and I've had it dirly high grade fat 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:41.000 free milk. And the sticker, the sticker is not even 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.039 on straight. It makes me nuts. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:46.200 I gotta tell you that it just looks unhappetizing. 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:49.520 Well, basically, it's popcorn kernels in milk. 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:54.200 It's so gross. It's like oversized popcorn kernels that you 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:57.040 would put milk in. This is not good. Yeah, well 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:58.960 let's get it there either gonna taste salty. 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:05.919 Here we go. Okay, So this is Kellogg corn pops 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:09.400 with no sugar. That's exactly what this is. And if 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.480 you if you just hold on before you vomit over there, 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.719 I see your face. Just get the taste after you 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.800 chewed it a little bit. That's the inside of a 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.720 corn pop, Andrew, And you cannot deny that. 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:19.640 You can't. But I don't like it. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:20.440 But am I right? 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:21.640 Yeah? No, you're right. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:22.680 I just don't like it. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:25.000 It's the inside of a corn pop with zero sugar. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.400 It's not awful, and it's probably a really nice snack. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:33.159 I'm gonna try one plan. I still don't like it. Well, 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:36.240 as a cereal, you're so dry and plain and there's 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:37.440 nothing going on with them. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:40.000 Well, it's like a sad cereal. I must tell you, 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:44.560 my friend, every cereal is dry until you put it. No, no, 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.719 that was not a joke. Not a joke, you idiot. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.280 Every cereal is dry. It's qunchy crispy. 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.839 But what I'm saying is this one. Even when you 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:54.680 put milk on it, it's just dry. No, I just 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.159 got a milk the milk, and it's just it goes poof. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.240 The milk goes into the middle and it makes it 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:01.720 nice and soft. I actually kind of like this. 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:04.200 Well you can take this and go marry it somewhere, 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:07.120 because apparently you and this puff cereal are best friends. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:08.400 Now go do a podcast with it. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.640 It would be better than doing it with you anyway. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:14.640 So as a cereal, funny as a cereal a bowl 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:16.880 and a spoon, I'm not thrilled with it. It needs 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:17.520 to be sweet. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.560 But yeah, go ahead, I don't like it. I'm going 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:21.280 to give it a bowl. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:22.200 I'll keep eating it. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:25.240 Sometimes cereals are so bad that you just are curious 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.120 about the taste. I feel like that's this for you 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:30.240 because you're so used to sugary things that maybe this 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:32.120 is like negating. 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.240 That, and you're like, huh, that's why it surprises me, 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.960 because you like earthy, healthy things usually, so this is 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:38.520 too earthy. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.760 This is like straight up out the earth, put some 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:41.920 milk on it and call it a day. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.600 I also think my milk might be bad. I'm aoun 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:45.680 one hundred percent sure, or maybe I'm just not used 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.400 to fat free milk because I'm a big fat bastard. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.280 So well, it is episode one ten, so double then 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.280 that's where you're sitting. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:55.160 Now listen to you, all right, So uh oh are. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.760 You having a moment? Are you lost? Scott? Where are you? 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.440 Blink twice if you're okay kidding? 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.200 I was pretending everything was frozen. Did you think that 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:01.680 it froze? 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.119 Not really, I just thought you were being an idiot 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:06.000 and froze. And then we're going to say this exact 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:09.160 same thing. So the reason that great prank. You're such 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:09.679 a trickster. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.800 Here listen, so a lot of the country is now 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:16.360 starting to relax their regulations and their stay at home things, 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:18.440 so I'm going to need you to please come into 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.320 the studio for the next episode with your mask, and 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.640 I need you to do an episode here. I can't 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:25.720 do this any longer. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:27.560 Okay, so serial number eight. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.000 That's it. When are you leaving there? I thought you 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.080 were leaving there soon, maybe next week? And what are 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:34.080 you gonna do when you go home? 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.679 Here's a question? Wait, hold on one second, Mom, can 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:38.640 you come here for a second. 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.440 Hey Donna? Hi? 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.839 Wait? No, Ken? Do you think a dog could eat 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:46.240 the corn? 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:46.600 One? 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:47.559 Yes, the one that we. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.240 Just ate it? 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:51.160 Give her one? 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:52.559 Oh she spit it out? 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.400 Okay, Oh no, she's eating it. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:59.960 She likes it, of she does. Mom. One question Scotty 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.679 had for you, why do you buy the organic milks? 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:04.319 Oh? 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.840 No, no, no, no, no, stop it. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:07.920 It's just a microphone. 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:11.280 It's healthier from my family. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:13.480 Well, you sound just like Jackie. 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:14.800 Scary, isn't it. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:15.960 It's crazy. 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:16.640 I gotta put her. 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:16.920 Wait? 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:18.680 So you like the organic milk's better? 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:19.080 I do. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.800 I feel like we can do something healthier if to 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.439 the family in any capacity, it's worth it. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.600 That's cool. So you got scam by marketing. Also because 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:28.920 organic is no different than regular, but very nice. It's cool. 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.640 I'm glad you stimulate the economy completely. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.440 No, I seriously, I do agree with you completely. It 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:38.319 is a scam. I am enjoy paying more money for. 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:41.480 Something that's cool. I hope you like paying seven dollars 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:42.440 for a half gallon of milk. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.600 But that's all right, it's not too much more than 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:45.720 irregular milk. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.640 It depends. I would only buy it if it's on sale, 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:48.960 and they didn't have what I was looking. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:52.400 For, so he buys gas station milk, though I do. 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:57.040 Oh, I'm not going there comes from the same cows kiddos. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:59.080 All right, Andrew, if you would please take out baggye 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.160 number eight. Okay, Now, I was shocked to see when 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.640 I went over the list, unless you messed up that 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.440 we never did this cereal before, because this is I'm 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.240 just kidding. It's a honey bunches of oats. We've done 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.320 a bunch of honey bunches of oats and this is 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:15.240 just og honey bunches of oats with almonds, original blue box, 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:16.400 and we've never done. 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:17.160 We never did this one. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:18.400 I think we've never done it. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:19.320 I love this cereal. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:21.320 How would you know we never did it? 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:23.920 Well, I've had it without being on this podcast. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:25.160 Oh, here we go. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:27.040 Are you teeing up your own Scotti shake music? 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:28.800 Well, I have to because I need to shake it. 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:37.079 Stand by, please, I love watching your face. I'm not 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.160 even gonna let it go. Here we go, and listeners, 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:42.320 please call us out if we did this before. But 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.920 I checked Andrew's grid and I looked at all our 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.280 pictures and I did not see Honey Bunches of Oats 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:49.520 with Almonds. And it's also not in the Cereal vault. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:53.360 So I don't know how this one slipped through the cracks. 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:56.120 That's not so good. I love Honey Bunch of Votes. 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:59.600 Oh do you know that my dad actually did I 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.120 say this in the last episode? But the Annies that 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:02.800 you sent over? 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:03.680 Yeah? 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:04.440 Did I tell you this? 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:05.320 I don't think so. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:10.040 He had the Annies that we tried in the episode 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.160 that I loved, and he made my mom buy a 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.040 whole box room. That's his new favorite Cereal. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.960 Wow, will you do me a favorite? Saving the box top? 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.600 Yeah? Oh okay, I thought they were digital now. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.200 Yeah most of them are, but some of the older 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.240 boxes still have a box stop on there. All right, 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:27.520 let's go Honey Bunches of Oats from post original with almonds. 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:29.760 Moon is staring at me while I eat the cereal. 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:34.520 Oh that good. It tastes like dessert. I'm both I'm 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.439 not going to go quite that high, but I'll give 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:37.839 it four. It's really good. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.200 Yeah, this is delicious. I feel like you know what 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:43.520 tastes good in yogurt? Well, this podcast is not about 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:44.599 mixing things. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.280 Yeah, you should start that podcast up with Danielle the Remix. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:50.200 Yeah, maybe we will. 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.600 You'll probably care about that one a lot more. Okay, Hey, 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.440 you know what I meant to tell you. So I 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:59.200 started doing the instacart shopping. I am now an Instacart shopper. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:11:59.880 I have the credit card. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.120 Now, Yes, how's that going for you? 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.000 It's kind of annoying and slightly frustrating, but I'm getting 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:06.680 the hang of it. But I think that it's really 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.600 cool because I buy cereal for people, so I'm able 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.400 to see what cereals people are eating. And so far, 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.280 I've bought smart Start, which I thought was really weird 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.960 because that's kind of an obscure cereal from Kellogg's. Yeah, 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.679 corn flakes, Cocoa puffs, and fruit loops. So those are 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.400 the four that I've bought so far. So I'm actually 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:25.080 going to start taking a poll of what cereals that 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.240 I'm buying for people, and we'll see how they stack 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:28.280 up to our ratings. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.520 I absolutely love that. If we just go back to 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.320 what I said in the beginning of the episode, the 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:36.040 self proclaimed shopper of the show, Yeah, gets a job 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.800 shopping for people, complains about shopping. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.320 No, it's not that I'm complaining. Normally, this would be 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.160 a very pleasant calming experience for me because the supermarket 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.920 is my happy place. I walk into shopper and I'm like, ah, 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.760 I feel my blood pressure go down. I'm nice and relaxed. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.920 But these days the super market is nuts. When I 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.240 have to wait thirty minutes to get into a store 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.120 that's miserable, and then forty five minutes to check out, 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:01.280 it's not fun. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.000 So yeah, I could believe that. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.240 Yeah. So once this whole thing is over, oh my god, 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.120 I'm going to be so excited to be an instacart guy. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:08.400 I'm going to go all the time. And the thing is, 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:10.880 now there's so many people trying to make extra money 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.000 because everyone's out of work that it's very hard to 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.160 get an order. You know. I'll go on and as 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.480 I'm scrolling through to see what the people want. Somebody 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.240 else takes it and it's very frustrating. So anyway, if 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.360 you're on Long Island, I may be delivering your groceries 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:26.720 very soon. And just in case you have nothing to 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.240 do and want to be an instacard shopper, you can 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:32.240 use my referral code and I'll get a little extra 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.240 cash so I could buy some more cereal and milk. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.400 Just send us a direct message and I'll give it 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:40.679 to you. Let's go to box number nine, Andrew, bag 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.679 for you, box for me. You got it. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.120 Yes, it's just funny because Luna keeps eating the cereal. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.880 She absolutely loves this one, the one that we just 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:50.559 had the corn. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:54.560 Be careful, there's chocolate in there? What all right? Come on? 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:55.199 Here we go? 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.560 Wait has maple syrup in it? 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.920 What does this new? How do you know? 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:11.880 Because I could smell it. 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:12.160 Right, I have to shake it. There's all kinds of 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:12.960 clusters in here. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:17.160 Watching a grown man shake cereal on camera. It's it's 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.600 an experience, That's what I'll say. 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:23.240 Because am I shaking along with it? Look at that, Andrew. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:26.240 I'm back over two pounds. It's very sad. I'm back 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:28.240 over two hundred. It's making me upset. 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.440 Well, you sent me a picture over the weekend you 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.520 did that marathon that was from my marathon. I mean 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.720 ten k, and by ten k, I mean a five 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:36.440 k that. 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:37.280 Was about five k. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.440 I mean what you ran in thirty one minutes. 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:40.800 That was nineteen years ago. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.760 Yeah, so you should go back to doing it. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.160 I should. I would like to go running anyway. Let's 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.760 shake it up. This is number nine in your baggy there, Andrew. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.240 It's another Honey Bunches of Oats. This was actually gonna 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.520 be a Honey Bunches of Oats episode, but I couldn't 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.640 find the third one that we haven't done. So this 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.760 is cinnamon Bunches, which also we have not done yet. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:00.440 Okay, with maple syrup. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.040 I don't believe there's any maple syrup in here, Andrew. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:04.960 I'm telling you mine smells like it. 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.640 Well, we've done pecan maple. You don't remember that, But 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.200 we did that Honey Bunches of Oats. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:12.960 This one I'm very excited to try. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.400 Can you can you say something mean to me? Please? 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:18.320 People are missing that. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.880 I just made fun of your age not even five 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:22.360 minutes ago. Do you want me to say, you're old again. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.400 How's it called you fat this episode? What more do 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:24.920 you want from me? 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.200 You did to make fun of my age? 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:27.000 Yes, I did. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:28.720 What did you say? I must have? 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.080 Don't man shake cereals and experience. 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.840 Oh see, I must be hard of hearing now since 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:34.680 I'm so old, So I didn't hear that. Let me 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:38.080 turn off my hearing aids. It's the right thing to do. Hello, Hello, 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.640 it's me all right, so let's go honey bunches of 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.400 oats cinnamon bunches. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.840 One, two, three? 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.160 Mm hmmm, that's really good. What do you mean? 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:48.360 Uh? 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:48.560 Huh. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.600 It tastes like a Drake's coffee cake. What's a face 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:55.200 you're making? It tastes It tastes like the strudal top 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:56.160 of a coffee cake. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:58.960 Yeah, I don't know. I give this two bowls in 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.360 a spoon. It's not my favorite. I gotta tell you 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:05.200 it's good. It's not great. It smells better than it tastes. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.320 Three balls and a spoon from me. I just spit 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:11.000 all over my computer. I think it's pretty good. Hey, 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:12.960 you know, this has been a pretty boring episode, and 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:14.640 I apologize to the listeners. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.800 But I feel like you're so self conscious. Just let 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.960 everything go. Just be happy with what you're doing. Instead 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:21.400 every two seconds you have to be like. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:25.640 Oh my god, I'm so mad, I'm so sid. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.800