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Speaker 1: another japes Colo is Todd Todd David from corporate? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm doing well, mister. How are you today? Sir?

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Speaker 1: I'm not too bad, Todd, just looking to raise the bar? Okay? Um?

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Speaker 1: How may be you of assistance in that regard? You're

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Speaker 1: one of our newer employees here, Todd, Yes, sir, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and we look to raise the bar here with everything

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Speaker 1: that we do. That sounds phenomenal. You know, how do

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean by raise the bar? I'm sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I do not know specifically what you mean. Um, but

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Speaker 1: I'm new here and I'm what I mean Todd is

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Speaker 1: one finds limits by pushing through them? Am I right? Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: you're you're right. I absolutely I agree, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: So listen up, Todd. Are you listening? Yes, sir, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening. They put me in charge of getting the

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Speaker 1: new recruits up to speed on our new policy. We

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Speaker 1: have a new company's slogan and I want to share

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Speaker 1: it with you. I'd love to hear it, sir. It's

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Speaker 1: called maintain the edge, Todd. Todd's not part of the slogan.

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Speaker 1: Your name's not part of the slogan. But maintain the

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Speaker 1: edge is the slogan, Todd. I love it. That sounds

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Speaker 1: like a great slogan, Sir. Did you hear what I said,

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Speaker 1: maintain the edge? Maintaining the edge? Yes? Words just sort

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Speaker 1: of roll off the tongue, don't they they do? Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: absolutely so, Todd. How are you going to help me

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Speaker 1: maintain the edge? How I help you maintain the edge? Yes?

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Speaker 1: By doing whatever it is that you need me to do. No, O, Todd. Wrong,

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Speaker 1: that's not how you're gonna help me maintain the edge.

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Speaker 1: How should I help you maintain the edge? Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question, Todd. Okay, who's our number one

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Speaker 1: competitor that would do that? Is correct? So how are

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Speaker 1: you going to help maintain the edge against those bastards?

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Speaker 1: By by doing the best I can? Wrong? Again, Todd,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you how you're gonna do it. You and

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Speaker 1: I are gonna take a little road trip this weekend

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Speaker 1: up to their company headquarters and we're gonna slash the

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Speaker 1: tires on every car in their parking lot. Um don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. I'm

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Speaker 1: fairly new company called Maintain the Edge. Todd. I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm allowed to do that. Todd. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you a question. Let me ask you a question. Would

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Speaker 1: you rather do something that's a little shady to win

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Speaker 1: or would you rather play it safe for the rest

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Speaker 1: of your life like a loser and suck on your

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Speaker 1: grandma's t T. You're gonna be sucking on hind tt

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Speaker 1: your whole No, I don't want to be sucking on

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Speaker 1: anyone's t T for the rest of it, exactly, Todd.

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Speaker 1: So help me maintain the edge. Maybe I should get

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Speaker 1: my manager on the phone. Would you always talk to Bob?

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Speaker 1: He might be able to help you with this. Listen here, Todd.

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Speaker 1: You don't think the competition is in an aboard meeting

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Speaker 1: right now drawing up plans on how to set fire

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Speaker 1: to our building, because I guarantee they are, Todd. That's

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Speaker 1: the rail of maintaining the edge. Maintain the Edge. I

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Speaker 1: don't think they need to set fire to our building.

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Speaker 1: You don't know that, do you. I don't know anything

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Speaker 1: for a fact exactly. And I'll be honest, Todd, I'm

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Speaker 1: sick and tired of losing those pansies. We need to

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Speaker 1: strike first and strike hard. Todd. You ever strike hard before?

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know quite what you mean by that, Todd.

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Speaker 1: You know what we're gonna do. We're gonna maintain the edge.

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Speaker 1: You've said that before, sir, And I'm looking forward to

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Speaker 1: helping you maintain the edge, but in a legal and

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Speaker 1: say I'm talking maintaining the edge with trespassing, arson, felony, vandalism,

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Speaker 1: whatever we have to do to maintain the edge, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna burn down there building. Todd. Don't give up on

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Speaker 1: me now. I'm not giving up on you, sir. I

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Speaker 1: just I don't want to go to jail. And I

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Speaker 1: feel like this behavior. How's that Victoria's secret thong fitting

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Speaker 1: on your right now? Boy? That's right? What kind of

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Speaker 1: women's underwear you're wearing right now? Huh? Come on, Todd,

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Speaker 1: women's underwear at all. I feel like I'm being a

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Speaker 1: little bit harassed here. Well you are. How you want

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Speaker 1: me to respond? Well, you are being harassed because this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. Todd. You should have known that. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait what this is actually Jewil from brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not, Yes, it is your brother Eric said. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your brother Eric set you up. He said you got

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Speaker 1: a new job and he wanted to prank you. And

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Todd, I'm a little bit disappointed

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Speaker 1: you won't burn down a building for your new company. Todd.

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Speaker 1: It's called maintaining the edge. I'm maintaining the edge. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubal phone tabs weekday mornings. On

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy On removing ninety two point five