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Speaker 1: I can't believe it, but you actually found me. This

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Speaker 1: is Clover from Brook and Jeffrey in the Moaning. But

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Speaker 1: that's right, I'm right here. I'm online on a podcast

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Speaker 1: twenty four to seven. Feel free to tune in. Well

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Speaker 1: you're listening, I won't be watching. The show starts right now.

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Speaker 2: When you talk to your Alexa or Siri, where you

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Speaker 2: ask chat GPT, hey, how many bathrooms does the Eiffel

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Speaker 2: Tower have? Are you asking it politely if they give

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Speaker 2: you an answer?

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Speaker 3: Because I went through this rabbit hole, I always.

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Speaker 4: Feel so rude to it, not saying please or thanks.

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Speaker 5: I don't do it that.

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Speaker 4: I think about it the morning.

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean in your prompt Are you saying

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Speaker 2: please when you ask it a question and thank you

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Speaker 2: when it answers, or do you just hit them with

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Speaker 2: commands and order your Alexa around?

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Speaker 3: I've only just hit it with a command.

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Speaker 2: The question like, do you have to be polite? It's

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Speaker 2: just a dumb robot? Right, What are they gonna do?

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Speaker 2: Kill you? No, actually could happen?

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Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: According to a new poll, two out of five people

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Speaker 2: now believe that in the near future something bad could happen.

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Speaker 2: To you if you are not polite to your AI.

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Speaker 6: Is the AI making a naughty and nice list right now?

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Speaker 6: Is that that's what's happening.

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Speaker 2: That's what people think. They think our past behaviors are

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Speaker 2: going to be remembered and taken into account once technology

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Speaker 2: has the ability to eventually strike that the day.

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Speaker 6: Of reckoning actually only has to do with robots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like it. And if that's true, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't know about you, guys. Alexis you seem safe,

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Speaker 2: but I'm definitely dead. I've cursed my Alexa out, but

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Speaker 2: she's kind of a lazy be Sometimes I will ask

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Speaker 2: her like, hey, is it supposed to rain this week?

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Speaker 2: And she's like sorry, what, I didn't get that? Over

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Speaker 6: My kids are already on the wrong path. They're always

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Speaker 6: asking her, why are you so stupid?

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Speaker 3: Yeah you can't.

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Speaker 2: Those are smart kids. But one day I'm gonna wake

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Speaker 2: up chained in a server room like a Saw movie.

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Speaker 2: But the killer is Sirie wearing a V for Vendetta mask.

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Speaker 6: But at least she has a pleasant voice.

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Speaker 7: She does.

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Speaker 2: So make sure to be nice to your AI and

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Speaker 2: your digital assistance and your digital directors, which includes Ja

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Speaker 2: so I'm gonna say, pretty pretty please give us some

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Speaker 2: trivia and don't hurt me.

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Speaker 8: Jake, thank you.

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Speaker 9: Did you know today is the single most celebrated day

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Speaker 9: of the entire year.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 9: I check the calendar. You'll see August twenty eighth has

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Speaker 9: more celebrity birthdays, more strange holidays like National Cherry Turnover Day,

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Speaker 9: and more random fun facts and events than any other

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Speaker 9: day in history. In fact, so much has happened on

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Speaker 9: this date that we couldn't focus on just one topic alone. Instead,

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Speaker 9: today we'll be spotlighting every single event August twenty eighth

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Speaker 9: has to offer during a special Greatest twenty Eightest edition

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Speaker 9: of twenty of twenty. Now, you pick a number between

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Speaker 9: that happens on this date, and all you have to

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Speaker 9: do is name it correctly and you'll stay in the game.

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Speaker 9: Who is going to be named the king or Queen

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Speaker 9: of August twenty eighth We'll find out, starting with the

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Speaker 9: woman who just got her twenty eighth traffic violation of

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Speaker 9: the year. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: We're like halfway through the year, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: Pick a number, please, a number three? Number three, August

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Speaker 9: twenty eighth is National Power Rangers Day. Of course we

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Speaker 9: all knew that, but there are five members of the

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Speaker 9: original group. The colors were pink, red, green, yellow, and

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Speaker 9: what other?

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Speaker 4: Oh so easy, really, I mean there has to be

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Speaker 4: a blue.

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Speaker 3: Were they the original?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know, but I'm hoping there's a blue one.

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Speaker 9: Alexis said blue. That is, it's the black Ranger.

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Speaker 11: It comes later though, actually one of them becomes the

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Speaker 8: Now to Brook.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, pick a number please.

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Speaker 6: Seven.

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Speaker 9: Number seven August twenty eighth is the unofficial holiday to

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Speaker 9: celebrate a particular fashion accessory. Charlie Chaplin ward a century ago,

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Speaker 9: the eighties was a guy who turned it into a boomerang.

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Speaker 2: Name that fashion people, ooh, catherbags, Brook, Come.

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Speaker 12: On, I mean mustache, But how do you turn that

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Speaker 12: into a boomerang? My other thought is a bowler hat,

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Speaker 2: Know, yes, yeah. Bowler hats were the in SNC cats

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Speaker 2: of the twenties.

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Speaker 6: Why would someone throw it and it comes back to them.

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Speaker 6: Did Michael Jackson throw a hat and it came back

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Speaker 4: The eighties he threw it to the crowd and they're like,

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Speaker 3: Awesome. Powers throw a shoe in one of his movies.

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Speaker 9: Brooke went with a bowler hat. That is it correct?

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Speaker 9: It was a bow tie. Pee Wee Herman used it

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Speaker 9: as a boomerang in Pee Wee's Big Adventures Todays National

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Speaker 9: bow Tie Day. God I knew the Roosevelts were Brook's weakness.

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Speaker 9: We're over to Jose. We're over two. Jose, please pick

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Speaker 2: One for twenty.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say twelve.

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Speaker 9: Number twelve, Jose. Jack Black's birthday is today, on August

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Speaker 9: twenty eighth, he turns fifty five. Please tell me if

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Speaker 9: Jack Black is his real name. Was he born Jack Blouse?

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Speaker 3: You just ow my mind. I've never even thought that

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Speaker 3: It does sound like stage name. I say it's not

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Speaker 3: Jack Black, but I don't want it to be true.

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Speaker 3: But I'm saying no.

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Speaker 2: Jose says false.

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Speaker 9: That is falls. He was born Thomas Jacob Black and

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Speaker 9: eventually went by Jack is his nickname?

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Speaker 2: Okay, very far off, we're over, and Jeffery pick a number, please, eleven.

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Speaker 13: We're eleven.

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Speaker 9: Speaking of Tom's. On August twenty eighth, eighteen thirty, Tom

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Speaker 9: Thumb lost a highly publicized race to a horse drawn carriage.

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Speaker 9: Tom Thumb wasn't a person, though it was the nickname

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Speaker 9: of What name of what lost to a horse drawn

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Speaker 9: carriage in a race?

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Speaker 2: What year was it? Did you say?

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Speaker 9: Eighteen thirty August twenty eighth, if you want the.

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Speaker 2: Day, Okay, if it's Tom Thumb, wouldn't it be something

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Speaker 6: But why would that race against what?

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Speaker 10: Is it?

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Speaker 6: Racing drawn?

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Speaker 2: It's the eighteen thirties. It's not like they had a

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I think they're like wanted to prove something and

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Speaker 12: then they lost, Like see, we'll prove that a train

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Speaker 12: it didn't work.

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Speaker 6: Out right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the naming doesn't make any sense, but let's go

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Speaker 2: with it. Was a train named Tom Thumb, and maybe

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Speaker 2: that's where Thomas the train came from.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm exact, Jeffrey said, a train that is. That's correct.

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Speaker 9: It was a steam locomotive and it should have won.

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Speaker 9: But the blower belt fell off, causing the train to

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Speaker 9: slow down and in the year trains to overtake horses. Oh,

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Speaker 9: we have one more question left, Jose. This is sudden

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Speaker 9: death for you. You get right and you win. You get wrong,

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Speaker 9: and Jeffrey wins. On August twenty eighth, nineteen twenty eight,

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Speaker 9: the Brannic device was patented, and a few years later

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Speaker 9: you could find it in every department store in the nation.

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Speaker 9: What's a Brannic device?

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Speaker 3: Brannic device? It runs me a panic, I'm getting ready?

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Speaker 3: What am I doing? I'm getting ready for work? And

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Speaker 3: oh my my pantyhose, my brandy nose. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 3: it's panic. Shows what I'm doing a device.

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Speaker 9: Said pantyhose.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 9: The Brandic device was what you used to measure your

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Speaker 12: Oh okay, none of us worked at foot locker, did we.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey, You've won today's edition of L twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: Inside I like it. We're gonna have Alexis get shot

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Speaker 2: today while singing stressed out by twenty one pilots.

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Speaker 14: You're surprised by that wish we could turn back time,

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Speaker 6: God, there was not a sister in that band.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Who here has cried on the show?

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Speaker 15: On air?

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Speaker 2: My hands raised high to me too, Brook, I know

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Speaker 2: has a breakdown three to four times a day.

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Speaker 12: It's only does all of my emotions come out as

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Speaker 2: Okay, she's crying right now, even if she says that

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Speaker 2: Jose has shed tears here, definitely and not just for

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Speaker 3: But I do cry when I get paid kick dot

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Speaker 6: Think you got that tear bonus worked into your contract.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I cried once when Guinness rejected my

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Speaker 2: world record for drinking the fastest Caprice sun.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we all.

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Speaker 2: Was my ultimate life low. But Alexis, she's like a

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Speaker 2: think it's time we get those emotions out and in

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Speaker 2: the open, live on the radio. Well we've come to this.

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Speaker 2: In our next segment, Alexis will either let her guard

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Speaker 2: pulling nose and Pepper sprang her with her own fake tanner.

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Speaker 4: Stay on me. It gives me a glow.

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Speaker 8: She will.

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Speaker 6: She will not cry with fake tanner on it, Old streak.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, We're.

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Speaker 9: Gonna figure out a way.

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Speaker 2: Tears will roll and cheeks will flush. In a brand

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Speaker 2: new edition of What's on Your Mind coming up right now.

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Speaker 2: The only way to beat a conspiracy theorist is to

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Speaker 2: come back at them with an even more outrageous conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: They say the moon landing was faked. You say, wait,

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 2: This group of hardcore moon deniers is gonna tell you

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Speaker 2: the truth of what's really going on in our lives

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Speaker 2: for What's on Your Mind? Starting with Brook Brook, What's

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Speaker 12: Oh man, my sweet husband, Oh yeah, Michael got his

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Speaker 2: What you already bought him a pickup truck tru No,

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Speaker 18: Signs, I'm like, yeah, you're going, we're going fanciest.

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Speaker 10: You whatever.

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Speaker 4: You're really expensive to me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, they look and they go, this is.

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Speaker 6: A catfish Alexis.

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Speaker 6: Six five Harvard Austin.

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Speaker 2: Some people like privacy. I don't see the problem.

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Speaker 6: Perfect google search what basic girls want?

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Speaker 4: Well for it? For it almost well, I kind of did.

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Speaker 18: We still wonders if he's real, in which I will

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Speaker 6: It was a close call. Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: If you didn't know my living situation is not the best,

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Speaker 15: Yo. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I already know no way the owner is

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Speaker 9: Are so hot? Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Another Tex seventy five nine two says question for y'all,

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Speaker 12: Can we can we just say, like any sort of

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Speaker 6: Yeah we changed, we did get rid of Oaks.

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Speaker 4: We kept forgetting it.

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Speaker 6: Oh, that is a good question.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's because it's in her contract. Mama always goes

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Speaker 6: That's the tone includes lunch. I also eat first.

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Speaker 8: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Mama says, yes, it's Laser Stories right after this.

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Speaker 2: We got a special birthday to celebrate. It's broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: someone in this room. Okay, it's Tomiko Etooka. Okay, she

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Speaker 3: One hundred and twelve.

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Speaker 6: I just saw an interview of one hundred and seventeen.

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Speaker 2: Here's a picture of Tamiko at her birthday celebration.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, she's looking great.

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Speaker 3: It's like a fruit.

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Speaker 12: But she got she's got ear rings on and I sweaters.

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Speaker 2: You could put those people in a coffin brook.

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Speaker 3: She could be dead.

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Speaker 9: It is still photos this woman.

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Speaker 6: Is that true?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: No, she said, thank you, Oh thank you?

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Speaker 15: I read.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But she did get flowers. She got she got

455
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Speaker 2: a big cake, and she got a card from the mayor.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know how old people love their cards from

457
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Speaker 2: the I can't.

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Speaker 3: They give them like a bottle of liquor and a cigar.

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Speaker 6: The mayor can't come visit her one day.

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Speaker 2: She should write a letter to the mayor complaining about it.

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Speaker 2: Of course, every old person gets asked, what's your secret?

462
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Speaker 2: How did you make it this far? Tomko says two things.

463
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Speaker 2: Her favorite yogurt flavored drink called cow piss, which, of

464
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 2: course it sounds like something else. I don't even want

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Speaker 2: to say what it sounds like, but it's spelled c

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Speaker 2: a L. Cow piss, and then her favorite food, bananas.

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Speaker 2: So little cow piss and bananas every day keeps the

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Speaker 2: reaper away. Remember that, that's what you need to.

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Speaker 3: Know if I'm in either way.

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Speaker 2: Congrats too. But once she goes, look out, Brooke, you're

471
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Speaker 2: holding the crown mats.

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Speaker 16: Laser stories coming up right after this, it's the radio segment,

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Speaker 16: Who's ninety nine point nine percent.

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Speaker 2: Sure he's Morey's father? Oh wait a min that's a

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Speaker 2: shocker episode. I missed that one, too bad. The show's

476
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Speaker 2: canceled so he can't get the results. Laser Stories the

477
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 2: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

478
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other Daddy deniers, just don't This first laser story

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Speaker 2: is out of Austria. A few months back, a thirty

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Speaker 2: three year old man was airlifted to Graz University hospital

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Speaker 2: with serious head injuries after a forestry accident. He needed

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Speaker 2: emergency surgery. Good news, the doctor was there and ready.

484
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 2: The bad news, at least for the patient. It was

485
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Speaker 2: also bring your kid to work day, and the surgeon

486
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Speaker 2: actually let his twelve year old daughter help out in

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Speaker 2: the operating room.

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Speaker 6: Jo, they do that, well, you.

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Speaker 2: Get to ney the cutest scalpel ever in Austria. They

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Speaker 2: do it, and she wasn't just watching her dad work,

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Speaker 2: she herself got to drill a hole in the patient's skull.

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Speaker 7: Way.

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Speaker 12: That's a good dad, I guess, she wins, like when

494
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 12: the class asked what you did with your parent?

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00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, from believe it or not. The surgery was deemed

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Speaker 2: a total success, and the patient was none the wiser.

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Speaker 6: Why easy to drill a hole in somebody's head? Like

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Speaker 6: it's so simple a child can do.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 2: A month later, a nurse snitched. The media picked up

501
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Speaker 2: the wild story, and that was when the alleged victim,

502
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Speaker 2: a man named Jonas, just happened to be reading the

503
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Speaker 2: newspaper and noticed the hospital, the time, the accident, and

504
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 2: even the injuries all matched his own. That's when Jonahs

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Speaker 2: realized he was the patient that the preteen had worked on.

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Speaker 12: Are you proud of the kid because it was a

507
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Speaker 12: success hands on experience.

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Speaker 2: Well, Jonas has now hired a lawyer and is suing

509
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Speaker 2: the hospital. The hospital has responded by firing that surgeon

510
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Speaker 2: and hiring his daughters.

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Speaker 6: Housard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that happy ending there. Let's go to

513
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Speaker 2: your next laser story. Out of Missouri, Austria, the Department

514
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Speaker 2: of Wildlife Conservation was called into help when a hiker

515
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Speaker 2: found a supposedly injured bald eagle at Wilson's Creek National Battlefield.

516
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 2: Was He was worried that the bird was hurt as

517
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Speaker 2: it was flapping its wings trying to get off the

518
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Speaker 2: ground but couldn't. Authorities rushed in to rescue the majestic

519
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Speaker 2: animal and took it to the local zoo. That's where

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Speaker 2: an X ray soon discovered the unthinkable. The bird wasn't

521
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Speaker 2: injured at all. Apparently he'd eaten a big ra coon

522
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 2: road killed dinner and was just too fat to fly.

523
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Speaker 2: Even our animals over each Yeah, you know, I.

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Speaker 3: Love how it's as a raccoon.

525
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Speaker 2: They even found the raccoon's paw inside the birds stomach.

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Speaker 12: I mean, you gotta stop, he's got to like learn

527
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Speaker 12: to you know, to his body.

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Speaker 2: The good news is they were able to rehabilitate the

529
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Speaker 2: eagle with a couple of rounds of ozempic. Just kidding, Yeah,

530
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Speaker 2: that's in the trial phases for bald eagles.

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Speaker 12: After he's not going to prove that for at least

532
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Speaker 12: six months, Suddenly we have bald eagles.

533
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Speaker 2: The zoo got the eagle going on a lean diet

534
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Speaker 2: and then after a few days he was able to

535
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Speaker 2: bounce back to its original weights.

536
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Speaker 6: Easy for men to lose.

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Speaker 2: Weight, and it was cleared of any injuries and got

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Speaker 2: released back into the National Park. A lot of inspiring

539
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 2: stories today. That's the next laser stories out of Tech

540
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Speaker 2: Trends USA. This is one of those stories that reminds you, yep,

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Speaker 2: we are living in the future. A tech startup in

542
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Speaker 2: California called reflect Orbital is planning to use mirrored satellites

543
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: to sell people sunlight while it's dark out.

544
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 12: Wait a minute, what why would you want some like

545
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 12: just turn the lights on.

546
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 2: If you want to be in direct sun, you can

547
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: put sun over your house. Basically, it is sunlight is

548
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: getting redirected anywhere anytime on Earth. It's mainly designed to

549
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: help big solar farms keep generating power at night. That yeah,

550
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 2: that's why you'll need a pretty big plot of land

551
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Speaker 2: to get it approved.

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Speaker 8: Got it.

553
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: Each patch of sunlight will be three miles across, So

554
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Speaker 2: if you're in the suburbs, be careful in neighbors. Probably

555
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: not going to be too crazy about it.

556
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Speaker 8: You suck.

557
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Speaker 12: Do you know there's going to be some rich celebrity

558
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Speaker 12: that's like, do you want to come to my summertime

559
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 12: home where it's sunny every day?

560
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 2: Don't expect to have sunlight twenty four hours a day though,

561
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Speaker 2: at least not yet. For now, you'll only get four

562
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Speaker 2: minutes worth of sun.

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Speaker 6: Okay, the next they can make the price.

564
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 2: As for the price, it's not clear how much they're

565
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 2: planning to charge, but it won't be cheap.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna say too much.

567
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 2: They're hoping to start their initial test run late next year,

568
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: but anyone can go to their website and fill out

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Speaker 2: a sunshine application. The deadline to apply is October twenty third.

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Speaker 12: It feels like it'd be cheaper to just take a

571
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Speaker 12: plane to keep, you know, staying in front of the

572
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Speaker 12: sun's staying on the side of the globe mill fair point.

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of furniture worlds.

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Speaker 6: I don't know that we've been here. Yeah, what do

575
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 6: you got, Jeff?

576
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: If Craigslist still has employees, they are freaking out right now.

577
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: Why because Ikea is launching a new website where customers

578
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 2: are going to be able to sell their used Ikea furniture.

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Speaker 12: You could already buy some new stuff, but the stores

580
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 12: like that's awesome.

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Speaker 2: This is a whole website dedicated to it. It's called

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Speaker 2: Ikea pre Owned.

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Speaker 6: Do you know what I want?

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Speaker 12: Can you buy the ones where people fix them up

585
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 12: and do all the Ikea hacks to it where it

586
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 12: looks like a high end piece of furniture but it's

587
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 12: all Yeah, it's still idea, but they make it.

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00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 2: Look Yeah, that's not in the Ikea spirit for ok.

589
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: This is this is a peer to peer marketplace where

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00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 2: you're gonna be able to sell your used Ikea crap

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Speaker 2: to other people.

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00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 12: That did they come with the extra bolts that you

593
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 12: didn't figure out?

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00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.

595
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: It's got a few bells and whistles to make things easier,

596
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: like an AI powered database that adds images and measurements

597
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: for you. Oh wow, and You'll have the option of

598
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 2: being paid in cash or in Ikea credit with a

599
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 2: fifteen percent bonus.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna say in Swedish meatballs.

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Speaker 2: I woulda those two. They're testing this idea in Spain

602
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: and Norway through the end of the year, with plans

603
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 2: to roll it out to other countries after that. But hey,

604
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: it might get easier to toss that old newt Stork

605
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: chair up online and see how much as you can

606
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Speaker 2: get for it.

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00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 12: I've been looking for are yeah high demands.

608
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 2: As for this guy's thoughts on IKEA's new venture, he

609
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 2: is all about it. Oh yeah. Do you know how

610
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 2: many Ikea bedframes he has broken in his time? You're

611
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: not built strong enough for him.

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00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 6: That is gonna need the shoe storage.

613
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: Things, all of it. That's how it means Laser Stories

614
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

615
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 2: it again, same time on.

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Speaker 10: Friday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

617
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: You know who needs a tough love message right now?

618
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 2: It's all the singles on dating apps who keep getting

619
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 2: rejected and blocked left and right.

620
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Speaker 6: Sure, what are you gonna tell him?

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Speaker 1: John?

622
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Speaker 2: This is for you? Okay, So you're single and lonely

623
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 2: and undesirable and no one wants to be with you

624
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: physically or emotionally, and you're ready to give up and

625
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: just getting used to the idea of having no one

626
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: else in your Christmas cards except for you. Depressed. I'm

627
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: telling you no give in to that temptation, because guess what,

628
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 2: there's people much worse off than you are. How do

629
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: I know that? Because those people have reached out to

630
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: a radio station and are ready to share their ridiculously

631
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: horrible dating stories.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

633
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so dust, stop your nicest cardigan and iron your

634
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: pocket protectors because you're gonna feel revitalized to get back

635
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: into the dating world. Want to hear from this batch

636
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 2: of romantic road.

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Speaker 6: Kick it's's motivational. Let's not booky for any graduation speeches anytime.

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00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 11: I'm still sad and lonely, but I make sure you're

639
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Speaker 11: here for.

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Speaker 2: A brand new Battle of the Tinder Dates coming up here.

641
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 2: I got nowhere else.

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Speaker 3: That's the spirit.

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Speaker 10: One dating app.

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Speaker 8: Then the.

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Speaker 10: Question is whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle

646
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,719
Speaker 10: of the Tinder Dates.

647
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 2: It's the dating game show that has a pilot eject

648
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: button for the loser. Oh so, get ready for a

649
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: scream in edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, where

650
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: two of our listeners go head to head to find

651
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 2: out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll explain

652
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: the rules in just a second. First, let's meet today's

653
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: contestants in this corner. Even when he gets bad service

654
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 2: at a restaurant, he still tips thirty percent, then leaves

655
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 2: and lights a small fire in the alley behind the

656
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: kitchen like a gentleman. Meet Big Flame James.

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00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 8: He died.

658
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 6: We always have a lighters in gasoline on hand, James or.

659
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, And in the other corner, his ideal first date

660
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: is living through a global apocalypse that wipes out humanity,

661
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: making it his responsibility to repopulate the entire earth. Meet

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00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 2: Fertile Kyle.

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00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 13: Hello, Hello, Hello Magi.

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Speaker 6: We were so close there for a second.

665
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: You know I'm talking again. I think I just got pregnant.

666
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 2: Well, the game works. One contestant is going to start

667
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: by telling one of their worst dating stories. Then the

668
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 2: other will try and counter with a nightmare story of

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Speaker 2: their own. We're going back and forth for three rounds,

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00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: and afterwards we will declare a winner. Big Flame James

671
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: kick us off.

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Speaker 7: So I went ice dating with this girl?

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's cute.

674
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 7: It was both our first time ever.

675
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 8: Try again.

676
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 2: Oh so cute, Like Bambi out there.

677
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 6: What if you need to know to be able to

678
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 6: hold the other one up?

679
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

680
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 7: So she offered to put my phone in her wallet,

681
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 7: in my watching and my stuff in her purse, and

682
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 7: she put it inside of a locker. So we get

683
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 7: on the ice and it turns out she's really good

684
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 7: at ice gating.

685
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: What on the first try?

686
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, the first try. So while I'm slipping and falling

687
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 7: in the middle, I see her doing a figure eight

688
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 7: over twelve lockers.

689
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody's not telling the truth here.

690
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 7: But this is the worst part. And when she gets

691
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 7: to the walks, she steals my stuff and just waves

692
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 7: goodbye to.

693
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 4: Me because you can't get over there.

694
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: Well, she she kind of earned it. It sounds like

695
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 2: fertile Kyle, can you count her?

696
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 8: Okay? I went out with this girl and she immediately

697
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 8: invited me over to her place, which it turns out

698
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 8: she lives with her parents.

699
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I didn't tell you that prior.

700
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 8: She didn't mention that, but I was surprised, but I

701
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 8: stayed really Yeah, and then right before bed, she told

702
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 8: me if we want to hook up. They wouldn't be

703
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 8: able to hear us if we went into this dirty,

704
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 8: unfinished crawl space under the house.

705
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, it's like hook up dead.

706
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 2: Here's a decision that you have to make.

707
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 8: Well I did it, I said, yes.

708
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 13: It wasn't worth it.

709
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 8: It was the filthiest walk of shame ever.

710
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 2: Round two back to James.

711
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, I did a candle making class for like our

712
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 7: first date candle. When you start, they let you pick a.

713
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 2: Sent Okay, I picked vanilla Vanilla.

714
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 7: Vani when my date got axed with since she wanted

715
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 7: to pick she wanted it to smell like her last boyfriend.

716
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh do they have that in the array?

717
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, vanilla hazelnut.

718
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 18: Your ex tears.

719
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 6: That's what she said out loud, out.

720
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 7: Loud, like to the person who acts. And then after that,

721
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 7: this was the craziest part. She took a lock of

722
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 7: hair from her purse and acts that they can bake

723
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 7: it into a candle for her.

724
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh God, did smell good?

725
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 3: Probably surprising.

726
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 13: Good.

727
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 2: Okay, that is awful. Kyle gotta hit back, all right.

728
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 8: I just had a standard dinner date with this girl,

729
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 8: and then I paid for her uber to get back

730
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 8: to her partner.

731
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 2: Okay, classic Jose move keep going.

732
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 8: Of course, I look at the tracker and I see

733
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 8: that it takes a detour for a moment, but then

734
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 8: it gets back on track.

735
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 2: It's a little bit creepy that you're watching, You're but okay,

736
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,439
Speaker 2: I'm making sure she gets home.

737
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 6: Just wait for the text.

738
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 8: But all right, But then it gets weirder when I'm

739
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 8: charged to fee. I thought it was, you know, maybe

740
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 8: she puked in the back and they were charging me

741
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 8: for the clean up. It turns out she picked up

742
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 8: another guy and started hooking up in the back seat.

743
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 5: What can you see that on the little icon?

744
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 6: Does it change?

745
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: No wonder? Alexis's uber bill is always so high. It's

746
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: round three. This is their final round. Need to be

747
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 2: your best stories, gentlemen, What do you got? James?

748
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 7: So I met a girl who volunteers at the Humane Society.

749
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 7: Oh wild, she liked to become met her there before

750
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 7: our dinner day.

751
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,240
Speaker 6: It is all good signs.

752
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 7: She comes out holding a catty and she filled an

753
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 7: application under my name and adopted a.

754
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 8: Cat for me.

755
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 3: Oh you cat.

756
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 7: Apparently the Sheltzer had too many kittens, so she said

757
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 7: she was using lonely pinder guys as candidates to come

758
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 7: take them.

759
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 2: That's a different definition of cat fishing.

760
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 12: Somebody, what did you name your cat?

761
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 7: I didn't take the cat.

762
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 8: Terrible Kyle La Chance go Okay, I matched with what

763
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 8: I thought was a real life model on Tinder already

764
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 8: by way through our gate. She told me she has

765
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 8: this big gig coming up, and she asked me if

766
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 8: she could practice showing me her poses. Okay, obviously I.

767
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 2: Say yes, even if she's not great at it.

768
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 13: Who does She.

769
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 8: Puts her fingers in her mouth, go on and opens

770
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 8: her lips up wide.

771
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm listening.

772
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, what's going on?

773
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 8: She says she does dentistry magazine. Shoot, she's a professional

774
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 8: gum model.

775
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 10: Wow.

776
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 8: Wow.

777
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 11: Jeffery is still like and continue, What did she do next?

778
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 12: All right?

779
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 2: Final bell? That means the match is over. We have

780
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 2: to score this, Alexis.

781
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 18: I'm gonna go James for the girl with the ex boyfriend,

782
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 18: Candles one for.

783
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 2: Big Flame James Brooke.

784
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 6: I feel bad for James. I go James for getting robbed.

785
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: Congratulations big flame James. You have a dating life that

786
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: makes Jose feel good about being Yeah.

787
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 7: I didn't think I'll win. That one.

788
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: That's Battle of the Tinder dates. Phone tap right after.

789
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 10: This freaking Jeffrey in.

790
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 2: The morning, alexis, if you're about to go out on

791
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 2: a first date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would

792
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: it be to get a surprise phone call from his mother?

793
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be nice to get the inside skinny on

794
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 2: all of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give

795
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 2: you a little pump up speech to get you ready

796
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 2: for the big night with her little boy.

797
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 19: Oh?

798
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 18: I mean, it's always good to have some you know,

799
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 18: background on him, you know, in case you need to

800
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 18: hold it against them blackmail.

801
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 6: You're looking at him.

802
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds like you're not that into it.

803
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm trying to make the best of it.

804
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: But maybe you don't love it, but Brooks certainly does.

805
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 2: She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his

806
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.

807
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 2: Here how it goes in your phone tap right now?

808
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 10: Another Hello?

809
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 5: Hello, Am I speaking with the Heather?

810
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 17: Yes, only your future mother in law?

811
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 15: What did what did you say?

812
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 7: Oh?

813
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now?

814
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 20: What is happening right now?

815
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 5: Goodness? You don't know my name. This is Constance.

816
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 17: We have not met, but you're supposed to go out

817
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 17: with my son Caleb tonight.

818
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 5: First date.

819
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 20: Okay, yeah I am, but you said.

820
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 17: Your mother yes, and my little boy is just thrilled

821
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 17: about taking you out tonight.

822
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 5: Oh I have heard a lot about you.

823
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 13: Yeah you have.

824
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 9: I have.

825
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 6: He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.

826
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 5: I give you a B plus, a B plus.

827
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 17: Okay, speaking of yoga, it just reminded me my third husband,

828
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 17: Daryl thinks yoga has really helped me improve my kick

829
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 17: thrusts in the bedroom.

830
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 20: Okay, I'm so confused. Why are you calling me? And

831
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 20: and how did you give my number?

832
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 5: Oh?

833
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 17: My little potato face. We share everything, so I have

834
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 17: his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, so

835
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 17: let's keep this between us.

836
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: Ladies.

837
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 8: Oh my god, this is crazy.

838
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 15: You share passwords?

839
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 12: Well?

840
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 5: What good mother and son? Doesn't I remember?

841
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 20: Uh no, no, no one does that.

842
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 8: Oh.

843
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 17: I still have parental controls on his phone, so I

844
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 17: see all of your messages. Oh really, Okay, I love

845
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 17: that meme you sent him two days ago at me laughing,

846
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 17: I'll tell you saw that.

847
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 20: You look through your grown son's phone, we'll just get

848
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 20: sent to mine.

849
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 17: But you asked why I was calling, and you know what,

850
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 17: I think that's a good point. I'm not calling to

851
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 17: talk about me. Let's focus on your date.

852
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 20: But I don't need to talk to you about our date.

853
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 20: That's you're not a part of this. So I don't

854
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 20: even know why you're callind.

855
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 6: Is Oh, I think I have some helpful information for you.

856
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 17: Actually, if you didn't realize Caleb really likes kisses behind

857
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 17: his right ear, Oh, he is there.

858
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 20: I don't even know if I should be going on

859
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 20: a date with Caleb.

860
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 5: If I bet? I bet?

861
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 6: If you keep doing it, it might just turn him on.

862
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 20: Oh my god, I'm a cool mom.

863
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 9: Why do you know that?

864
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 20: You're not a cool mom? No, cool mom does this?

865
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 15: This is horrific.

866
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 6: I'm not cool.

867
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 5: How do you think I know about the Karate Kid? Then?

868
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 5: Huh what?

869
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 12: Oh?

870
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: He loves that show on Netflix?

871
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 8: Yeah.

872
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 17: Oh, he even wears the Karate Kid outfits around the house.

873
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 5: And because he.

874
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 17: Recently lost his job at the bus station, he's not

875
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 17: a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.

876
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 6: He's getting good.

877
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 20: He lost his job. Wait that that doesn't make sense.

878
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 20: He was telling me all about his work and buck

879
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 20: up like he works in marketing. That's what he said.

880
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 17: Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's

881
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 17: only part time. Think of it this way, though, part

882
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 17: time work gives him more time to spoil us.

883
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 5: You know, has two favorite ladies.

884
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 20: Okay, I don't think this is gonna work out.

885
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 15: Can you just tell him?

886
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 6: Oh, he's going to be heartbroken.

887
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 5: It'll be just like last summer.

888
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 17: When his inflatable girlfriend got run over by a bully

889
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 17: with a skateboard.

890
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 20: What are you talking about.

891
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 5: It was inconsolable for days.

892
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 20: Okay, you know what, This really isn't gonna work out.

893
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 20: You need to tell your son thank you, but no thanks.

894
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 17: My son does need to tell you one thing, and

895
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 17: that's that I'm not actually his mother.

896
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 5: I actually broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey.

897
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 5: In the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.

898
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 8: What is going on?

899
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 5: It's a prank phone call. Your day is actually the

900
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 5: one who set you up? Oh my god, you too.

901
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 17: Both have a really funny sense of humor and he

902
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 17: wanted to play a joke on you before.

903
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 15: I can't believe this.

904
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 5: Okay, so you like that right the joke.

905
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 20: I haven't decided yet.

906
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 10: Morning was weekday Mornings on the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey

907
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 10: in the Morning.

908
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: If you find yourself stuck on a dinner date with

909
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 2: a total jerkquad, you don't have a lot of good options.

910
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: If you could try and sneak out the back door undetected, yeah, maybe,

911
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: Or you could cut off three of your fingers with

912
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: a steak knife and say you got to go to

913
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 2: the hospital of three. Or my go to move, lower

914
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 2: my voice nice and deep and say, gosh, you remind

915
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 2: me so much of my mom right now, and I

916
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: think that is so hot. Tell me to go to

917
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: my room and think about what I've done. Trust me,

918
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 2: it works almost sixty percent of the time.

919
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 6: Wow, that's not a very good rate, Jack.

920
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners was so turned off that

921
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 2: escape wasn't enough. Okay, she needed to get instant revenge

922
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: on the guy she was with. She definitely got it.

923
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear how in your brand new second date

924
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 2: update right after I go to my room.

925
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 3: No, don't do that.

926
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: Second date update. Brooke, how do you feel about the

927
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 2: idea of meeting someone out in the real world.

928
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 6: I love it. It's great.

929
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 2: Okay, to be clear, I'm not talking about you meeting

930
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 2: another man. I'm she's really excited about that. I just

931
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: meant in general. So I thought you were talking about

932
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,439
Speaker 2: how do you feel about meeting someone in the real

933
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 2: world while you're in the middle of a date with

934
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: someone else about the time, Jeff, I mean, I don't know.

935
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 12: It's one of those things where it's like, if you're

936
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 12: meant to be with the other person.

937
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 2: Broke the bars. Set ankle low for Brooke because it

938
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 2: sounds like it may have happened to one of our

939
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 2: listeners named Grace recently and she needs our help. So Grace,

940
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

941
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 10: Oh hi, thank you.

942
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 6: Where's your moral compass? Pointing Grace?

943
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 15: Oh, it's intact.

944
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 2: She's tickled by the idea of this. But you said

945
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 2: in your email that you were out on a date

946
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: with another guy when something you.

947
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was the first date with a guy from

948
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 15: just the apps, you know all that, all that, Okay.

949
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 6: So so no no skin in the game.

950
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 15: There, exactly exactly totally blind A blind guy.

951
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 12: That's new because it'd be easier to hit on somebody

952
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 12: act that's true.

953
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm okay.

954
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 15: So he just was not turning out to be that

955
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 15: nice or that great. I mean he was like okay

956
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 15: to me, wait, not.

957
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: Nice and that means you love him right, Well, what

958
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 2: do you mean, like specifically, how was he not nice?

959
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 3: That's a good point.

960
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 15: It was just like he was treating the weight staff

961
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 15: really horribly.

962
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: No.

963
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 6: No, that is such a turn that's a universal no.

964
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 10: No.

965
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 6: So embarrassing to be with him. You will dream my mother.

966
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 5: At firstday, and I swear I don't know him.

967
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 15: Honestly exactly, like I don't condone this behavior. I'm not

968
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 15: a part of it.

969
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, So when'd you beat the new guy?

970
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 15: Well, so the waiter, Darren, he was super nice, and

971
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 15: I thought, since because my date was being such an

972
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 15: ask to him, what better lesson to teach him than

973
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 15: to like ask Darren out like when he brought us

974
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 15: the dessert men.

975
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,439
Speaker 11: You know, I was like, oh my gosh, in front

976
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 11: of the guy you were out with, it's like you're

977
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 11: trying to go lower.

978
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 6: Even if I thought of that in my head, I

979
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 6: don't know if I could pull it off. Yeah, I

980
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 6: mean it's hard, like he doesn't deserve it.

981
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 2: Did you feel like you were getting vibes from Darren

982
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 2: throughout the or did you just kind of surprise him

983
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 2: with that?

984
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh, No, I think I kind of took

985
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 15: him off guard because it was really more about me

986
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 15: wanting to like stick.

987
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 8: It to my date.

988
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 3: Oh, it didn't matter what he said.

989
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 6: You are a bold woman.

990
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 15: Serious?

991
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 5: Actually what did you do? How did you say it?

992
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 15: So when he was bringing over the dessert menu or

993
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 15: he asked us to bring it over, I was like, yes,

994
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 15: but also because you maybe also bring over your number,

995
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 15: let me know when you're out of here, because I'm

996
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 15: out of here.

997
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 6: Wow, what did your date say?

998
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

999
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 15: I mean his ego couldn't really allow him to believe it.

1000
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 15: You know, he was laughing, trying to laugh it off

1001
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 15: and be cool. But when I was doubling down and

1002
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 15: I was like, no, no, no, this is happening, you

1003
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 15: may have thought you were kidding.

1004
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 3: Gets so bold. I would almost think my date's joking.

1005
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 6: If I was a waiter, I would think it was

1006
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 6: a joke.

1007
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 2: And yeah, what was the response from Darren the waiter guy?

1008
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 15: I mean, I mean he was really trying to hold

1009
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 15: back to his smile. He you know, tried to keep

1010
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 15: it professional, but as soon as my date realized that

1011
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 15: I was not joking, he did the classics, threw down

1012
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 15: the napkin, stormed off about paying actually, and so this

1013
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 15: was the kicker. Darren paid for half of the meal

1014
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 15: because I was like, oh wow, even.

1015
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 2: Though he was still paid, Yeah, I hope you tipped

1016
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 2: him on your half of the bill, or hopefully Darren

1017
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 2: left a good tip for himself.

1018
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 15: Well, I tipped him, but I also was like, I'm

1019
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 15: serious about like, hey, where if you're gonna get off, like,

1020
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 15: let me at least shoot you to a drink and stuff.

1021
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's one way to let an guy

1022
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 6: know you're not interested like the other.

1023
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 4: Guy yet a nice closure.

1024
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 8: Yah, I like it.

1025
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 6: I'm like, in awe, I'm actually making it happen.

1026
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 2: So did Darren take you up on the offer?

1027
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 13: Thank you?

1028
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 8: Yes?

1029
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 15: We met up at a bar after he got out

1030
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 15: of work, like nearby the restaurant.

1031
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 12: And did he think of it romantically because he may

1032
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 12: have still been thinking, oh, I'm a good like almost

1033
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 12: friends that like saved you.

1034
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 2: This is like an apology drink totally yeah.

1035
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 10: Where we were there for.

1036
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 15: About an hour or so, and then I went in

1037
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 15: for the kiss when he was walking into my car.

1038
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't narrow it down. I kiss a lot

1039
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 2: of waiters after they.

1040
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 12: Still I knew you guys were gonna end up making

1041
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 12: out just because your voice got so high.

1042
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 2: She clearly you are feeling Darren. Where are you two

1043
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 2: at now?

1044
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 15: Okay? So, I don't know if I messed it up

1045
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 15: at the end, because yeah, I went in for the kiss,

1046
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 15: and then he wanted to take things back to his place.

1047
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 15: But I'm kind of that's where I flowed things down.

1048
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 15: He felt rejected. Maybe I don't know, because he's been

1049
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 15: very quiet. I mean I said that I really wanted

1050
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 15: to see him again.

1051
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 11: You know, he should understand you just met him hours

1052
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 11: before for the first time ever.

1053
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 2: But maybe she was so aggressive at the beginning. It

1054
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 2: was like meeting asking out drinks, like and then she

1055
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: slammed on the brakes all of a sudden that could

1056
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 2: have thrown for a loop.

1057
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 6: He was like, yeah, he's in a relationship. We don't

1058
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 6: know anything about this guy.

1059
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 12: He's making out with some chick that he thinks he's

1060
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 12: just getting a thank you drink from.

1061
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: And maybe it is just like Brooks life. We're gonna

1062
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 2: find that when we come back and call Darren and

1063
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: we'll we're gonna try and get you your second date.

1064
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 2: Updates See where his head's at right after this second

1065
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 2: date update. Two dates in one night with two different dudes, right,

1066
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: what happens? What Alexis would call a slow evening.

1067
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 6: I mean, you got your makeup done, you might as

1068
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 6: well make the most of it.

1069
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 2: Sure nothing, one of our listeners, Grace. It wasn't planned though.

1070
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 2: The first guy that she was with turned out to

1071
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 2: be a total jerk was acting rude to the waiter

1072
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 2: at the restaurant, so to get back at him, Grace

1073
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 2: asked the waiter out on a date and did it

1074
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 2: at the table, right in front of the other guy.

1075
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 10: Dude, I.

1076
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 6: Cannot believe how you do that. I'm really out.

1077
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 2: It was a bold move and it worked because that

1078
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,959
Speaker 2: night she went out with the waiter Darren to grab

1079
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 2: some drinks and they even smooched at the end.

1080
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 6: Upgraded.

1081
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 2: But that's why it's weird. Darren isn't answering back after

1082
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 2: they parted ways. Brooks theory is that Darren is in

1083
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 2: a relationship, maybe even two, and he's on the TLC

1084
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 2: show My Four Favorite Wives. That's her idea.

1085
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 5: I did say that.

1086
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 6: I did say that just moments to go.

1087
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 8: But we don't know.

1088
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 2: I guess it is possible. We'll only find out once

1089
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: we call him and get him to answer the phone.

1090
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, Wife three answers, We're gonna know right away exactly.

1091
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: But Grace, this was just like a one night drink situation.

1092
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: Why was the meeting so important to you that you

1093
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 2: wanted us to get involved in it?

1094
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 15: Well, I mean when I saw how much of a

1095
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 15: jerk this first date was, and then I saw how

1096
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 15: nice of a guy Darren, and was It's like, wow, Okay,

1097
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 15: like my type maybe is a nice guy?

1098
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 8: You know?

1099
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 2: Okay, you shot it by that.

1100
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes you think you have a type and you don't.

1101
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 11: Recently, I always said I never want to play video

1102
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 11: games with my girlfriend, and I recently played video games

1103
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 11: with a girl and it was amazing.

1104
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 3: Sometimes you grow, you mature and you try new things.

1105
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 2: Sometimes you mature and play video Yes, thank you, j.

1106
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 4: A somebody nice to other weight staff.

1107
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, you.

1108
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 6: Shame you if you don't tip twenty five percent.

1109
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: Let's do this and we're gonna call Darren. Hopefully he

1110
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 2: picks up or one of his wives does. Here we go, Oh,

1111
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 2: hi is this Darren?

1112
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 8: Yes?

1113
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, hey Darren, good morning?

1114
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 8: Hey is this hey?

1115
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: Sorry? Yeah, it's a whole room full of people because

1116
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 2: we're radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1117
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sure he doesn't listen.

1118
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 12: Anybody who works like night dinner shifts is not Sorry.

1119
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 2: We heard that you're a waiter because you went out

1120
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 2: on a date with one of our listeners named Grace

1121
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 2: recently drink. So it was like an impromptu date that

1122
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 2: happened the other night. You remember Grace?

1123
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know who Grace is, and yeah, we went

1124
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 13: on a date.

1125
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 10: What about it?

1126
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 6: Oh you do consider a date?

1127
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, I mean she asked me to drink. What

1128
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 13: am I supposed to call it?

1129
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1130
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 6: Well she asked you in front of her current date.

1131
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 6: Like yeah, yeah, we would be like, can't I want

1132
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 6: to hear your side of that story.

1133
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 2: We've heard that. We've heard Grace's version of it. She

1134
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 2: painted it very romantically.

1135
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, so she's kind of she's interesting, tell you. Okay,

1136
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 13: so I was waiting on her and she was on

1137
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 13: another date, but I could totally tell she was flirting

1138
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 13: with me.

1139
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 6: Oh really good.

1140
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was her goal though. Well, when we

1141
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 2: talked to her, she didn't say that. She said it

1142
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 2: was more of like a last second thing when you

1143
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: brought the dinner menu over towards the end.

1144
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no no.

1145
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 13: I could totally tell like she was paying attention to me.

1146
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 13: She was looking at me. There was definitely a vibe.

1147
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 5: She has to look at you to give an order.

1148
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 13: I wait at tables a long time. I know how

1149
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 13: to pick up on vibes.

1150
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like the feelings weren't reciprocated on your end

1151
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 2: because she said that you guys kissed at the end

1152
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 2: of the night, and now you're not calling her back.

1153
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 13: Well, I don't know if she told you everything, because

1154
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 13: when we went out, she treated the bartender the same

1155
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 13: way that she was treating me when she was on

1156
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 13: the other day, she was flirting with the bartender in

1157
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 13: front of me.

1158
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 6: Are you sure.

1159
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 12: You're just terrible at knowing what flirting is because she

1160
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 12: was like adamant that she wasn't flirting with you.

1161
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 2: Maybe that could be well no, because here's the thing.

1162
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 13: I got a text message from the bartender who happens

1163
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 13: to be a friend of mine. I know him. He

1164
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 13: works the barts right down the street. Okay, and he said, hey, bro,

1165
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 13: watch out, the girl came back in and got my number.

1166
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, she's.

1167
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 3: A busy bee.

1168
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 10: Okay.

1169
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 2: We did not hear any of that from Grace. She

1170
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 2: was just talking about you.

1171
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 6: Are you sure he didn't mix her up or something.

1172
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 8: Like it was her?

1173
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know who. It's better to just ask

1174
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 2: Grace this because I need to let you know, Darren.

1175
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 2: She is on the other line right now listening in.

1176
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 3: She has number two.

1177
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 6: No oh no, oh man, you wait, Oh no, you

1178
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 6: got found out? Or oh no, you did it.

1179
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 15: There's there's an explanation, guys.

1180
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 6: Okay, so you did.

1181
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,959
Speaker 2: You went back and got the bartender's number.

1182
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 15: Okay, I mean, but I needed it for a very

1183
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 15: specific reason. It's not scandalous.

1184
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 6: Oh, you just needed to make the best Manhattan of

1185
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 6: your life recipe.

1186
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 3: You were saving him from a date he was also

1187
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 3: on what was what's your excuse?

1188
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 15: It's not an excuse.

1189
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,959
Speaker 19: I mean, I have other stuff going on in my life,

1190
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 19: and like there's this, Okay, my my sister is getting

1191
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 19: married and we're having a party for her, and so

1192
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 19: I was getting this bartenders number so he can be

1193
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 19: the bartender.

1194
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 2: Why does it sound like you're making this up on

1195
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 2: the spot right now?

1196
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, I mean sure, maybe that's true. So why

1197
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 12: wouldn't you ask that in front of Darren.

1198
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 15: I didn't really even think about it until after I left.

1199
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 2: You know, she was so focused on Darren, dude.

1200
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 12: I mean, that's not why she could pull off for long.

1201
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 12: If her sister's getting married, it's and they go on

1202
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 12: a date.

1203
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you better be the wedding date.

1204
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 2: Now we've heard the explanation, Darren, what do you think,

1205
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 2: I don't know you're buying it.

1206
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 8: No, I'm not.

1207
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 13: I'm really not buying it.

1208
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 2: I'm well, she she kissed you that night, Darren, not

1209
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 2: the bartender, unless I don't know. Did your bartender mention

1210
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 2: anything else happening besides the phone number exchange.

1211
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 13: No, I don't know if they've gone out on a

1212
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 13: date or anything yet. But I mean, I don't know.

1213
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 13: That just seems sketchy to me. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm

1214
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 13: not born yesterday, all right. I worked in the service industry.

1215
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 13: I know bartenders all the time. I have a guy

1216
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 13: bartender that picks up on women all the time who

1217
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 13: are there with dates and they come back and the

1218
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 13: girls give him their numbers. It's a comment like no, no, no,

1219
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 13: I don't buy that.

1220
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 12: What if the bartender was just trying to call DIBs,

1221
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 12: you know, like he's the one that made it up,

1222
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 12: like maybe she's telling the truth and he's like, no,

1223
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 12: I want to.

1224
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 6: Ask her out, And so he's trying to get you

1225
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 6: to like leave the situation.

1226
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 13: Now I know, No, I know my friend, Like he's

1227
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 13: not going to do that, just tell her the truth.

1228
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 2: I would feel really bad for her in this situation.

1229
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 11: She like dodged a jerk and then she met a

1230
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 11: nice guy who she's trying to court on.

1231
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,439
Speaker 9: A grand day.

1232
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 6: Okay, so when's your sister's wedding? How soon?

1233
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 15: It's in six months?

1234
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 3: I was like, weirdly close enough.

1235
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 9: I believe it.

1236
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 6: Okay, Well there's a long pause there.

1237
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 2: If you want, if you want the bartender to help

1238
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 2: with the wedding, maybe you want Daren to be a

1239
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 2: waiter at your sister's wedding too, so that way you

1240
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 2: can kind of even it out.

1241
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 4: She wants him to be her date.

1242
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 2: Oh jah, that would be more romantic, wouldn't that was

1243
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 2: literally set up for you. I don't know why I

1244
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 2: stuck him in the services.

1245
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, if she could prove, if she could prove

1246
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 12: it with like some sort of save the date or

1247
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 12: invitation that this is actually happening.

1248
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 4: Would you believe even if it is a lie, do

1249
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 4: you care?

1250
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 2: But we're not going to be able to produce that

1251
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 2: here in the next few seconds.

1252
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 13: Because let me let me talk to some of y'all

1253
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 13: who haven't been around the block a little bit. He

1254
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 13: may very well have a sister who's getting married in

1255
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 13: six months, but that just might have been an excuse

1256
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 13: for her to go back and get that guy's number.

1257
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 15: Oh man, you know, actually I'm doing a little attack

1258
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 15: with this right now. He's being a little accusatory, so

1259
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 15: it doesn't feel very worth it at this point. I

1260
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 15: thought you were a nice guy.

1261
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1262
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 13: Hey, look, I'm not the person that went behind somebody's

1263
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,479
Speaker 13: back to get somebody else's phone number.

1264
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 7: I am the nice guy.

1265
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is a nice guy.

1266
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 6: I don't know who to believe.

1267
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 2: I know, well, I want to be a nice guy

1268
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 2: in this moment and offer to send you to on

1269
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 2: another date and we'll pay for it.

1270
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 15: I really don't think he's gonna say yes. He's already

1271
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 15: so skeptical and.

1272
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 2: Honest. Well, Darren, what do you think it balls in

1273
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: your court?

1274
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 11: Nah?

1275
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 8: I can't do that.

1276
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 6: Wow, oh man, you can do his gun.

1277
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 12: You're gonna feel so foolish when you see your friend

1278
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 12: bartending at her sister's wedding.

1279
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, Darren, you need you want to pay me to

1280
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 13: bartend at her sister's wedding.

1281
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 7: I'll gladly do.

1282
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 3: It, all right, I just won't be her date.

1283
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 15: Well, Darren, as I said before, we already got the

1284
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 15: bartending position builled.

1285
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 13: So oh.

1286
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Darren. By the way, can you just clear something

1287
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 2: up for us real quick? Do you have four wives?

1288
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 2: I've been dying to know.

1289
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 6: No, I swear he was the guy.

1290
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 12: I'm sorry brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1291
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 2: We keep trying to figure out if she was lying

1292
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 2: or if she wasn't lying. But what if it was

1293
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 2: just an old H.

1294
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 8: And H Guys?

1295
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 6: What is and H Stamford?

1296
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,439
Speaker 2: You know, like Brook used to do with the promo team,

1297
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 2: hire and hook up? Just a classic H and H situation?

1298
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 6: Exadly is usually the reverse. I'd dump them and then

1299
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:45,439
Speaker 6: I'd hire them and then it was awkward. Sometimes we'd

1300
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 6: hook back. Okay, I shouldn't get into all the stories.

1301
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 2: That's the ultimate pity.

1302
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 6: It wasn't good.

1303
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, Okay, made some poor choices in my life, so

1304
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 12: did this girl calling us.

1305
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 2: A lot of poor choices were made all throughout this

1306
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 2: phone call and throughout that so no surprise they didn't

1307
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 2: go out again. But doesn't mean there's not hope for you.

1308
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 2: We can call that person who's not calling you back,

1309
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 2: maybe get your little H and H situation, or just

1310
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 2: a regular second day.

1311
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 6: The regular second day would probably be a better day.

1312
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 3: Or just one of those ages.

1313
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, just email us and go check out all of

1314
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 2: our second dates wherever you get your podcasts At.

1315
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, We've.

1316
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 2: Got a new player named Sharon who's been married for

1317
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 2: seventeen years. She has four kids and is sending off

1318
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 2: her oldest one to college on September eighteen. Sharon Osborne, No,

1319
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 2: oh my god. If that was me or Brook, we

1320
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 2: would be partying like rock stars as soon as that

1321
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 2: kid left the house. But for Sharon, I'm sure it's

1322
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 2: a little bit more bittersweet. Sharon, how you doing how

1323
01:01:58,680 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 2: you feeling.

1324
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 14: I'm excited and I'm nervous to be on the show,

1325
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 14: and that she's my best friend moving out to college.

1326
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 5: Babies go, oh my god.

1327
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 12: Mine is entering the last year of elementary school this

1328
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 12: year and I'm having so much anxiety.

1329
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Brooke has already taught her how to do

1330
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:25,919
Speaker 2: a kegstain, so for college. Yeah, you gotta teach him young. Yeah,

1331
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 2: let's send Brook out of the studio in the meantime

1332
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 2: so we can get to the game. You got thirty seconds.

1333
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 2: Answer as many questions as possible, Sharon. If you don't

1334
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 2: know when, you can say past. But you have to

1335
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 2: beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1336
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 10: I am ready?

1337
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 2: Good luck. Your time starts now. Today is World Daffodil Day.

1338
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 2: How many f's are in the word daffodil three? If

1339
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 2: you have a small cracker bruise on your bone. It's

1340
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 2: known as what type of fracture.

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Speaker 13: Hairline?

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Speaker 2: Which country presents in America with cherry blossom trees? In

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Speaker 2: nineteen twelve Japan in the nursery rhyme, how many bags

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01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 2: of wool did the black sheep have?

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01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 8: Three?

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01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 2: Annually? Which happens First Canada Day or the fourth of July.

1347
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 2: The fourth of July in what decade was the first

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01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 2: Toyota Prius.

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01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 10: Introduced nineteen fifties?

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01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 2: Wow, right, Sharon, Well, Don Brooks's gonna come back into

1351
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 2: the studio here, and I see on my screener that, Sharon,

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01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 2: you have a one hundred and fifty pound dog. How

1353
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 2: does that even happen? That's twice as big as our

1354
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 2: technical director, Ashley.

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Speaker 9: Big Boy?

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01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god? If we get permission, can we get

1357
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 2: a picture of Ashton riding your dog a horse?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 15: That would be so perfect.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely.

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Speaker 6: What's your dog's name?

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Speaker 13: His name is Bentley bent And what is he like?

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01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 2: A Chihuahua or something?

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01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 8: No, he's a lean Berger.

1365
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 8: There.

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01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 2: Should look them up and know about the Oh wow, No,

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01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: I just want to know what she's feeding him, because

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01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 2: I would love to get on that diet not gain

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01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 2: a single pounds.

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01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 12: They had to make thirty days of taco bell and

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01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 12: Ashton didn't gain a pounds.

1373
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 2: All right, Now we got to go over to brook

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Speaker 2: Are you ready?

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01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is World Daffodil Day. How

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01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 2: many f's are in the word daffodil. Three. If you

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01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 2: have a small crack or bruise on your bone, it's

1379
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 2: known as what type of fracture hairline? Which country presented

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01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 2: America with cherry blossom trees in nineteen twelve? In the

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01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 2: nursery rhyme, how many bags of wool did the black

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01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 2: sheep have?

1383
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 13: Eight?

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01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 2: Annually? Which happens First Canada Day or the fourth of July?

1385
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 6: Fourth of July?

1386
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 2: In what decade? Was the first Toyota Prius introduced?

1387
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 6: Interesting the the o's. What do we call those.

1388
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 9: Zeros?

1389
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 2: That was a good one. Let's go over the scoreboard

1390
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 2: to see how y'all did with jose Come.

1391
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 3: On to me, fIF feet, don't caution, come on to me.

1392
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 3: You got it medium, nice and music. It's a stock

1393
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 3: car race and the guy in the front has to

1394
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 3: tell the guy what to do and they're yelling. It's

1395
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 3: really funny. I've seen that before. Sharon, you got three today,

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01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 3: not bad? And Brooke only.

1397
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 2: Sharing sharing, congratulations on your first go down, Bravo. Let's

1398
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 2: go over the answers for everybody. It's World Daffodil Day.

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01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 2: There are two f's in the word daffodil.

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01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 6: How I say it.

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01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 2: If you have a small cracker bruise on your bone,

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01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 2: it's known as a hairline fracture. We would have accepted

1403
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 2: stress fracture. Two cherry blossom trees were presented to America

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01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 2: nineteen twelve by Japan. In the nursery rhyme, the black

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01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 2: sheep has three bags full. Yes, sir, yes, sir, three

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01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 2: bags full. Canada Day comes before the fourth of July.

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01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 6: It's July first, July, first Independence.

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01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 2: Day of July fourth and the Toyota prius was first

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01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:26,000
Speaker 2: introduced in the nineteen nineties. It was congratulations, you beat

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01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 2: brook You get one hundred dollars plus just for being

1411
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 2: on with us. We're gonna give you a pair of

1412
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 2: tickets to see Billy Bob Thornton and the Box Masters

1413
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 2: play their show on September thirteenth at the Snowfallmi Casino.

1414
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 10: I need to shut out.

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01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 15: My kids really fussed. SENDJJ Stellen and Derek.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Sharon, thank you so much for playing. We'll be back.

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01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Rookie Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning