WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Six Feet Under

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<v Speaker 1>J second date. We've been doing these second date updates

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time now, and we've heard of some

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<v Speaker 1>pretty strange first dates. But I think that today's will

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<v Speaker 1>probably take the cake. Really on the weirdest place you

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<v Speaker 1>could ever take a first date. Chris is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone to do a second date update today, Chris, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you tell everybody where your first date was? Well? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess now in retrospect um, this point wasn't such

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea. But I thought it was a good

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<v Speaker 1>idea at a time. But I m I actually took

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<v Speaker 1>her to a funeral to a funeral on at first date. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I read your email and you said he took her

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<v Speaker 1>to a funeral. How does that even happen? What the hell? Man? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know it how it sounds, um, But

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing that I could not get a schedule

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<v Speaker 1>like worked out with No, that doesn't matter. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>is this funeral for someone you know? Or is this

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<v Speaker 1>as your just funeral hopping? I know it's actually my

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<v Speaker 1>best friend's grandmother. Okay, so you're having trouble scheduling a day,

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<v Speaker 1>why not go ahead, Let's try a day next month?

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<v Speaker 1>When I don't have a funeral to go to. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm I mean, I'm an idiot. I tried.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to figure out what to do, and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to miss the opportunity to actually spend

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<v Speaker 1>time with her because we hadn't actually met yet. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just asked her to come with me. Wait did

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<v Speaker 1>you I mean you prefased it as I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to take you to my best friend's grandma's funeral. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't really like that. I said that I had an obligation. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. Oh my god, I don't know what. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what I was thinking. You know, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just really busy going to a meeting. I just said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hey, look i'll pick you up. Um, But

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<v Speaker 1>I totally forgot that I didn't actually tell her. So

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<v Speaker 1>did you remember at all once you picked her up, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh crap, we're going to a funeral and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that. Yeah. As I'm like walking up to

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<v Speaker 1>her door, I realized that I didn't put it in

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<v Speaker 1>the text metage. Oh god, Oh my gosh, this is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like a bad Well, I'm thinking I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking it was actually gonna be respectful, you know, so

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<v Speaker 1>that because I felt that we had a great connection,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be a good opportunity for her

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<v Speaker 1>to actually meet like my best friend, my family. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a great, great opportunity for whoever you're dating to

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<v Speaker 1>meet people is at a funeral? Okay, did you you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to walk for you through this? Did you tell

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<v Speaker 1>her in the car as you're driving there, or did

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<v Speaker 1>you just pull up? She walked in and put it

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<v Speaker 1>all together. Honestly, literally when we pulled up, because I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't say anything, I just like pretended like I had

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<v Speaker 1>already told her. And I mean, I'm she's in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and I'm trying to figure out how I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna actually tell of her what we were doing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything. I just kept driving. This might

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<v Speaker 1>be the worst date I've ever heard of, and we

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<v Speaker 1>hear a lot of really bad date stories. What did

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<v Speaker 1>she say? Well, she looked at me, and honestly, she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have any where. She thought that we made a

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<v Speaker 1>wrong turn, of course, and is that what you said? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, our date is going to start with

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<v Speaker 1>a funeral today. Honestly, I didn't say a thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of I couldn't even look her in the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like look down and I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what we have to we have to go

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<v Speaker 1>in and kind of just do that. I'm surprised that

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't just like excuse herself to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and then bail on your date altogether. What is

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<v Speaker 1>she going to do? Call it uber to a funeral home?

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<v Speaker 1>Y don't go anywhere, not where wearing black? Right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's no, she was not wearing black. What

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<v Speaker 1>was she wearing? How do you even like? You dress

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<v Speaker 1>cute for a date. You're excited about your lip bloss

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<v Speaker 1>and your new hair do that you got done. For

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<v Speaker 1>the most part, she actually didn't look out of place.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean her, you know, her skirt was probably a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit too high for you know. Like all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so how did everything end? Then? I'm assuming she just

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<v Speaker 1>said take me home after the funeral? Well? No, actually

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<v Speaker 1>we went to breakfast. What you didn't go to like

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<v Speaker 1>the wake though, right? You were to breakfast on your own? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, we I was like, look, let's just get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here, you know, thank you, And then we

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<v Speaker 1>had actually a really great breakfast. Wow, So did breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>actually redeem the fact that you took her to a

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<v Speaker 1>funeral on your first date. It was definitely tough. It

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<v Speaker 1>was definitely tough, you know. I mean, I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was my friend's grandmother. I grew up with her, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so it was actually a very personal and

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<v Speaker 1>emotional experience. But you know, I feel like we had

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<v Speaker 1>a good, a good you know, hang out at breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did everything end with her? Then? When you

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<v Speaker 1>were done with your date, did you, guys kiss? Did

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<v Speaker 1>it seem like there was any interest on her part?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's hard for me to believe that there would be.

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<v Speaker 1>We hugged like, we had a really nice long hug

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<v Speaker 1>when I dropped her off. I am so glad you

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<v Speaker 1>guys didn't make out after a funeral, But it's just

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<v Speaker 1>so dark to me. I can't well, that would have

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<v Speaker 1>been a little inappropriate. Probably. How many times have you

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<v Speaker 1>tried to get a hold of her since your date? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I emailed her once and then I texted her twice

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<v Speaker 1>and I haven't gotten response from anything. Have you apologized

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<v Speaker 1>for the situation that you put her in? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean not right away, because I wasn't sure actually, because

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<v Speaker 1>she's her schedule's really busy, so I didn't know if

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<v Speaker 1>if she just didn't have time to get back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But the last message actually texted her, I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of asked her, was it the funeral? We're gonna play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if you'll get a second date

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<v Speaker 1>out of it, but I can't tell you this. You've

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<v Speaker 1>officially won the title of the worst date or ever.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, so play a song, we'll come back and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update next. Thanks a lot brooking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning date. If you're just joining us

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<v Speaker 1>for today's second date update, Chris is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with us, and today he wants us to call a

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<v Speaker 1>girl name Liz, shocking as to why she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back. He took her to a funeral on their

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<v Speaker 1>first date. And if that's not bad enough, it gets

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<v Speaker 1>even better. He didn't even tell her he was taking

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<v Speaker 1>her to a funeral. He said he was busy and

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<v Speaker 1>he forgot to give her the details of the first date.

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<v Speaker 1>They just showed up at the funeral home and bam,

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, she's at somebody's funeral that she's

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<v Speaker 1>never met. Apparently it was his best friend's grandmother's funeral,

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<v Speaker 1>and they hung out there and then went out to

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<v Speaker 1>eat after He said everything seemed fine after the funeral,

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<v Speaker 1>and while they were eating breakfast or brunch or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you do after funerals. I don't know, and she hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>called him ever since. So we're about to get her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out what could have possibly

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<v Speaker 1>gone rang on a first date to a funeral? Chris, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to make your phone call? Sir? I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>You make it sound so much worse than it is.

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<v Speaker 1>That is exactly how bad it is, Chris, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think do you not pick up on like normal social behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like I said, it wasn't my fault. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to not tell her, Okay, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I got busy at work and I just I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell her all the details, and I kind of screwed myself. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see if we can help save face in a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update right now, All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dollar fune number. Hello. Hi is Liz there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This sir, Hey Liz, how are you? This is Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>from Brooke and Jewil in the morning. Um, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show that you hopefully have heard of.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't listen to the radio. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we're sort of like a podcast, except on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you today though, because one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>actually sent us an email asking if we could get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of you. What somebody sent you an email

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<v Speaker 1>about who? Yeah, it's a guy named Chris that you

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<v Speaker 1>recently went out on a date. We do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show called the second Date Update. It's where

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<v Speaker 1>if you go out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>then end up not calling them after, they email us

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<v Speaker 1>to see if we can get you on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and ask why Chris told us. Chris told us about

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<v Speaker 1>your date. Sounds like you two shared a very special moment,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know what happened. Yeah, we do. We talk

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<v Speaker 1>to Chris. Actually, he's feeling kind of embarrassed that he

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<v Speaker 1>took you to a funeral on your first date, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why he asked us to get you on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he probably should feel embarrassed. Is that the

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<v Speaker 1>first funeral date you've ever been on? Question okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>send the funerals. Not on a date though, which was

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<v Speaker 1>going through your mind when he picked you up and

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<v Speaker 1>took you to a funeral? Um. First of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>was really confused. Um, I didn't know we were actually

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<v Speaker 1>going to a funeral until we pulled up to the funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>Did your heart sink like I would feel horrible? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a joke, like I thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was franking me. Jet. So he got at the car

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<v Speaker 1>and we're walking in and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we're really doing this. So is it the funeral? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you're not calling him back? I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know another reason why you wouldn't call a guy back.

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<v Speaker 1>Could an? You know? I actually felt really bad for

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<v Speaker 1>him at the start of the funeral. He looked like

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<v Speaker 1>he was really sad and he knew the lady. And

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<v Speaker 1>do you think that he like took you just because

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he needed some emotional support or something? Me? Me,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't you like call your best friend for emotional support? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently it was his best friend's funeral, so his best

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<v Speaker 1>friend's grandma's funeral, so he was already there. There's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Though I never met his best friend. Oh you didn't. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we were there and I never met his best friend. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I could see like his best friend was

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<v Speaker 1>probably busy if his grandmother just died. Maybe he was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, with his other family and things. Right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I get that. I mean you got to feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad for the guy. But there were other weird people

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<v Speaker 1>and things there, Like it didn't seem right. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Yeah, like you thought, Okay, I felt bad

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<v Speaker 1>for the guy, right, But I feel like maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>was setting me up to feel bad for him. Setting

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<v Speaker 1>you up? How? I don't know. I met people there

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<v Speaker 1>and they didn't seem like they really knew who he was.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? He was just walking up to

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<v Speaker 1>people introducing himself. They're like, who are you? Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, hey, you know, here's this you know,

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend's uncle. And I was like, oh, nice

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<v Speaker 1>to meet you. And I feel like the uncle guy

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know who he was. He said, you guys actually

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<v Speaker 1>went out after the funeral. Did you just want to leave?

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<v Speaker 1>I would have just left. Breakfast was fine. But here's

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<v Speaker 1>the weird thing. He kept pushing me to go back

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<v Speaker 1>to his place, and he was like, i'd really love

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<v Speaker 1>it if you were there, like, I really just need

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<v Speaker 1>comfort right now. Oh, he was trying to use the

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<v Speaker 1>emotional state he was in after the funeral as a

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<v Speaker 1>way to get you back to his house. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that's what was happening. I feel like he was

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<v Speaker 1>being fleasy about it and just trying to get me

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<v Speaker 1>to go back to his place for comfort. That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you I mean, what did you say to him?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go. Yeah, But taking the day and thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about it, I'm just thinking what if it was a scam,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what if this guy does this to other goals

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<v Speaker 1>and it's his Like this is his saying that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually a genius move. I'll have to write that

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<v Speaker 1>down and put And you know, I do know a

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<v Speaker 1>way that we can find out, Liz how well. He's

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line listening right now and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. He's not Yes, he is, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Liz, I cannot believe that you would

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<v Speaker 1>think I was scamming you. Are you seriously on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone right now listening to the comblem to everything that

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<v Speaker 1>I said? Yes, I did, and I cannot believe you

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<v Speaker 1>would say that. But like who takes the girl to

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<v Speaker 1>the funeral on the first date. Yeah, yeah, I didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't need to do it, Okay. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>if you didn't need to do it, then we could

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<v Speaker 1>have rescheduled. Yeah, I mean, like like I told these guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was so dizzy, you know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to spend time with you. And I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>sorry that I forgot to tell you that that's where

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<v Speaker 1>we were going. I mean, I cannot apologize anymore. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel horrible about it, I'm saying. But the worst that

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<v Speaker 1>you would think that I did that on purpose? What

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<v Speaker 1>am I supposed to think? I am? We met your

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<v Speaker 1>friend uncol and he didn't even know you. Oh he's

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<v Speaker 1>a he's a total drunk and I haven't seen him

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<v Speaker 1>in years. I'm kind of starting to believe Lizza's story.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you did you mean? No? No, no, she said

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<v Speaker 1>that you used it as a way to get her

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<v Speaker 1>back to your house. Man, Oh my god, she never

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<v Speaker 1>came back to my place. Well, yeah, because you were

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<v Speaker 1>pressuring me the entire time at breakfast. Oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were trying to like give me a sign

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<v Speaker 1>for like emotional support. That sounds like such a load

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<v Speaker 1>of crap, Chris, that really does no but for real,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's why I wanted you to call her, because

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<v Speaker 1>I really felt that we actually had a connection. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>this is your little window, your little window of honesty.

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<v Speaker 1>You can take it. Did you actually know that grandma? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Yes, How am I supposed to know that? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How am I even supposed to know? Have you known her? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How many people have you done too? Or if it

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<v Speaker 1>a real thing? I let you online? Like how am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to believe you? Oh my god? Liz? Come

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<v Speaker 1>on now, I thought I thought that you had a

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<v Speaker 1>caring heart, and I thought that was real, that you

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<v Speaker 1>would think that I would do this on purpose and

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<v Speaker 1>that this is fake, or you can I can show

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<v Speaker 1>you pictures of me and his grandmother. Okay, I grew

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<v Speaker 1>up eating like Italian food from her. You don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that she passed away. I am, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>still like I don't. It's not the thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Liz, Liz, you know me better than that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, I would one day. I'm even talking for

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<v Speaker 1>over two weeks. Yeah, you should be able to trust

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<v Speaker 1>anybody with anything. After two weeks Liz, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out on a second date with Chris? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. Not what if he gives you proofs?

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<v Speaker 1>What if he gives you picture proof that that's his

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<v Speaker 1>friend's grandma, I'm still run into it. And even if

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<v Speaker 1>even if he can't prove it was his grandma, he

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<v Speaker 1>was still trying to bet a girl at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of a funeral, which is just no, that was not

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<v Speaker 1>me that I felt like she was trying to support Liz.

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<v Speaker 1>What if he supplies a death certificate signed Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. No, still not going to do it, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>In the morning text in at seven, eight, five to

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<v Speaker 1>nine two that says that guy might be the sleaziest

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<v Speaker 1>dude you'd ever had on the show, which is really

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<v Speaker 1>saying something. It's broken Jewel in the morning, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about today's second date update. This guy named Chris wanted

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<v Speaker 1>us to call a girl named Liz who wasn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back after their first date. Their first date was

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<v Speaker 1>to a funeral. You heard me right, Yeah, he took

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<v Speaker 1>her to a funeral. He said that he was just

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<v Speaker 1>so busy with his work schedule. He invited her to

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<v Speaker 1>go somewhere and then forgot to tell her that, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to stop at this funeral. First they went

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<v Speaker 1>to the funeral. Of course, she was disturbed by that

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't want to call him back. But even more disturbing,

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<v Speaker 1>she thinks that he actually crashed somebody's funeral, claiming it

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<v Speaker 1>was his best friends grandma's funeral, in order to make

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<v Speaker 1>her feel sorry for him, so that she would sleep

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<v Speaker 1>with him, because they went out to breakfast after and

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<v Speaker 1>he kept inviting her back to his place. I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>that is so much work to get someone to sleep

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<v Speaker 1>with you, really like Mett, just go to a bar

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<v Speaker 1>on a Friday or Saturday night and you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. You can just cry about yeah, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to take him to a funeral. You can do

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<v Speaker 1>the whole pity thing and just be like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend's grandma just time. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>actually show them proof of the funeral. Everybody texting it

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<v Speaker 1>at seven eight five nine two doesn't believe him at all,

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<v Speaker 1>because he was like, no, it really was my best

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<v Speaker 1>friend's grandmother's funeral. Say he was pretty good at the

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<v Speaker 1>sham though, because I really, even up until the last

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<v Speaker 1>talking to him, I was like Wow, maybe yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he was definitely lying. What I mean is starting

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<v Speaker 1>to call somebody out to be like that wasn't yourn.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, that's probably why, that's probably why he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>because nobody's gonna sit there and be like, hey, what's up.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're lying because if you're not lying and

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<v Speaker 1>they do that, they're the worst person in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Or if you want a second date up, they just

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<v Speaker 1>email the show. We'll call the person who didn't call

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<v Speaker 1>you back.