Speaker 1: J second date. We've been doing these second date updates
Speaker 1: for a long time now, and we've heard of some
Speaker 1: pretty strange first dates. But I think that today's will
Speaker 1: probably take the cake. Really on the weirdest place you
Speaker 1: could ever take a first date. Chris is on the
Speaker 1: phone to do a second date update today, Chris, why
Speaker 1: don't you tell everybody where your first date was? Well? Um,
Speaker 1: I guess now in retrospect um, this point wasn't such
Speaker 1: a good idea. But I thought it was a good
Speaker 1: idea at a time. But I m I actually took
Speaker 1: her to a funeral to a funeral on at first date. Chris,
Speaker 1: I read your email and you said he took her
Speaker 1: to a funeral. How does that even happen? What the hell? Man? Okay,
Speaker 1: I know, I know it how it sounds, um, But
Speaker 1: the whole thing that I could not get a schedule
Speaker 1: like worked out with No, that doesn't matter. I mean,
Speaker 1: is this funeral for someone you know? Or is this
Speaker 1: as your just funeral hopping? I know it's actually my
Speaker 1: best friend's grandmother. Okay, so you're having trouble scheduling a day,
Speaker 1: why not go ahead, Let's try a day next month?
Speaker 1: When I don't have a funeral to go to. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm I mean, I'm an idiot. I tried.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what to do, and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to miss the opportunity to actually spend
Speaker 1: time with her because we hadn't actually met yet. So
Speaker 1: I just asked her to come with me. Wait did
Speaker 1: you I mean you prefased it as I would like
Speaker 1: to take you to my best friend's grandma's funeral. Well,
Speaker 1: wasn't really like that. I said that I had an obligation. Yes,
Speaker 1: I did. Oh my god, I don't know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was thinking. You know, I was
Speaker 1: just really busy going to a meeting. I just said,
Speaker 1: you know, hey, look i'll pick you up. Um, But
Speaker 1: I totally forgot that I didn't actually tell her. So
Speaker 1: did you remember at all once you picked her up, like,
Speaker 1: oh crap, we're going to a funeral and I didn't
Speaker 1: tell her that. Yeah. As I'm like walking up to
Speaker 1: her door, I realized that I didn't put it in
Speaker 1: the text metage. Oh god, Oh my gosh, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like a bad Well, I'm thinking I'm
Speaker 1: thinking it was actually gonna be respectful, you know, so
Speaker 1: that because I felt that we had a great connection,
Speaker 1: I thought it would be a good opportunity for her
Speaker 1: to actually meet like my best friend, my family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a great, great opportunity for whoever you're dating to
Speaker 1: meet people is at a funeral? Okay, did you you've
Speaker 1: got to walk for you through this? Did you tell
Speaker 1: her in the car as you're driving there, or did
Speaker 1: you just pull up? She walked in and put it
Speaker 1: all together. Honestly, literally when we pulled up, because I
Speaker 1: couldn't say anything, I just like pretended like I had
Speaker 1: already told her. And I mean, I'm she's in the
Speaker 1: car and I'm trying to figure out how I was
Speaker 1: gonna actually tell of her what we were doing. And
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I just kept driving. This might
Speaker 1: be the worst date I've ever heard of, and we
Speaker 1: hear a lot of really bad date stories. What did
Speaker 1: she say? Well, she looked at me, and honestly, she
Speaker 1: didn't have any where. She thought that we made a
Speaker 1: wrong turn, of course, and is that what you said? Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, our date is going to start with
Speaker 1: a funeral today. Honestly, I didn't say a thing. I
Speaker 1: kind of I couldn't even look her in the eye.
Speaker 1: I just like look down and I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know what we have to we have to go
Speaker 1: in and kind of just do that. I'm surprised that
Speaker 1: she didn't just like excuse herself to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and then bail on your date altogether. What is
Speaker 1: she going to do? Call it uber to a funeral home?
Speaker 1: Y don't go anywhere, not where wearing black? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean that's no, she was not wearing black. What
Speaker 1: was she wearing? How do you even like? You dress
Speaker 1: cute for a date. You're excited about your lip bloss
Speaker 1: and your new hair do that you got done. For
Speaker 1: the most part, she actually didn't look out of place.
Speaker 1: I mean her, you know, her skirt was probably a
Speaker 1: little bit too high for you know. Like all right,
Speaker 1: so how did everything end? Then? I'm assuming she just
Speaker 1: said take me home after the funeral? Well? No, actually
Speaker 1: we went to breakfast. What you didn't go to like
Speaker 1: the wake though, right? You were to breakfast on your own? No? No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, we I was like, look, let's just get
Speaker 1: out of here, you know, thank you, And then we
Speaker 1: had actually a really great breakfast. Wow, So did breakfast
Speaker 1: actually redeem the fact that you took her to a
Speaker 1: funeral on your first date. It was definitely tough. It
Speaker 1: was definitely tough, you know. I mean, I mean it
Speaker 1: was my friend's grandmother. I grew up with her, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, so it was actually a very personal and
Speaker 1: emotional experience. But you know, I feel like we had
Speaker 1: a good, a good you know, hang out at breakfast.
Speaker 1: So how did everything end with her? Then? When you
Speaker 1: were done with your date, did you, guys kiss? Did
Speaker 1: it seem like there was any interest on her part?
Speaker 1: Because it's hard for me to believe that there would be.
Speaker 1: We hugged like, we had a really nice long hug
Speaker 1: when I dropped her off. I am so glad you
Speaker 1: guys didn't make out after a funeral, But it's just
Speaker 1: so dark to me. I can't well, that would have
Speaker 1: been a little inappropriate. Probably. How many times have you
Speaker 1: tried to get a hold of her since your date? Well?
Speaker 1: I emailed her once and then I texted her twice
Speaker 1: and I haven't gotten response from anything. Have you apologized
Speaker 1: for the situation that you put her in? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean not right away, because I wasn't sure actually, because
Speaker 1: she's her schedule's really busy, so I didn't know if
Speaker 1: if she just didn't have time to get back to me.
Speaker 1: But the last message actually texted her, I just kind
Speaker 1: of asked her, was it the funeral? We're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, come back and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you'll get a second date
Speaker 1: out of it, but I can't tell you this. You've
Speaker 1: officially won the title of the worst date or ever.
Speaker 1: All Right, so play a song, we'll come back and
Speaker 1: get your second date update next. Thanks a lot brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning date. If you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for today's second date update, Chris is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us, and today he wants us to call a
Speaker 1: girl name Liz, shocking as to why she's not calling
Speaker 1: him back. He took her to a funeral on their
Speaker 1: first date. And if that's not bad enough, it gets
Speaker 1: even better. He didn't even tell her he was taking
Speaker 1: her to a funeral. He said he was busy and
Speaker 1: he forgot to give her the details of the first date.
Speaker 1: They just showed up at the funeral home and bam,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she's at somebody's funeral that she's
Speaker 1: never met. Apparently it was his best friend's grandmother's funeral,
Speaker 1: and they hung out there and then went out to
Speaker 1: eat after He said everything seemed fine after the funeral,
Speaker 1: and while they were eating breakfast or brunch or whatever
Speaker 1: you do after funerals. I don't know, and she hasn't
Speaker 1: called him ever since. So we're about to get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what could have possibly
Speaker 1: gone rang on a first date to a funeral? Chris, Yes,
Speaker 1: are you ready to make your phone call? Sir? I'm ready.
Speaker 1: You make it sound so much worse than it is.
Speaker 1: That is exactly how bad it is, Chris, I don't
Speaker 1: think do you not pick up on like normal social behavior.
Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, it wasn't my fault. You know,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to not tell her, Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: I got busy at work and I just I didn't
Speaker 1: tell her all the details, and I kind of screwed myself. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see if we can help save face in a
Speaker 1: second date update right now, All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar fune number. Hello. Hi is Liz there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This sir, Hey Liz, how are you? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jewil in the morning. Um, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Who is this? Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show that you hopefully have heard of.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't listen to the radio. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: well we're sort of like a podcast, except on the radio.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today though, because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: actually sent us an email asking if we could get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. What somebody sent you an email
Speaker 1: about who? Yeah, it's a guy named Chris that you
Speaker 1: recently went out on a date. We do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called the second Date Update. It's where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: then end up not calling them after, they email us
Speaker 1: to see if we can get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and ask why Chris told us. Chris told us about
Speaker 1: your date. Sounds like you two shared a very special moment,
Speaker 1: so you know what happened. Yeah, we do. We talk
Speaker 1: to Chris. Actually, he's feeling kind of embarrassed that he
Speaker 1: took you to a funeral on your first date, and
Speaker 1: that's why he asked us to get you on the phone.
Speaker 1: I mean, he probably should feel embarrassed. Is that the
Speaker 1: first funeral date you've ever been on? Question okay, I
Speaker 1: send the funerals. Not on a date though, which was
Speaker 1: going through your mind when he picked you up and
Speaker 1: took you to a funeral? Um. First of all, I
Speaker 1: was really confused. Um, I didn't know we were actually
Speaker 1: going to a funeral until we pulled up to the funeral.
Speaker 1: Did your heart sink like I would feel horrible? No? No,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke, like I thought he
Speaker 1: was franking me. Jet. So he got at the car
Speaker 1: and we're walking in and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're really doing this. So is it the funeral? Is
Speaker 1: that's why you're not calling him back? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know another reason why you wouldn't call a guy back.
Speaker 1: Could an? You know? I actually felt really bad for
Speaker 1: him at the start of the funeral. He looked like
Speaker 1: he was really sad and he knew the lady. And
Speaker 1: do you think that he like took you just because
Speaker 1: maybe he needed some emotional support or something? Me? Me,
Speaker 1: but don't you like call your best friend for emotional support? Well,
Speaker 1: apparently it was his best friend's funeral, so his best
Speaker 1: friend's grandma's funeral, so he was already there. There's the deal.
Speaker 1: Though I never met his best friend. Oh you didn't. No,
Speaker 1: Like we were there and I never met his best friend. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I could see like his best friend was
Speaker 1: probably busy if his grandmother just died. Maybe he was,
Speaker 1: you know, with his other family and things. Right, No,
Speaker 1: Like I get that. I mean you got to feel
Speaker 1: bad for the guy. But there were other weird people
Speaker 1: and things there, Like it didn't seem right. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Yeah, like you thought, Okay, I felt bad
Speaker 1: for the guy, right, But I feel like maybe he
Speaker 1: was setting me up to feel bad for him. Setting
Speaker 1: you up? How? I don't know. I met people there
Speaker 1: and they didn't seem like they really knew who he was.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? He was just walking up to
Speaker 1: people introducing himself. They're like, who are you? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, you know, here's this you know,
Speaker 1: my best friend's uncle. And I was like, oh, nice
Speaker 1: to meet you. And I feel like the uncle guy
Speaker 1: didn't know who he was. He said, you guys actually
Speaker 1: went out after the funeral. Did you just want to leave?
Speaker 1: I would have just left. Breakfast was fine. But here's
Speaker 1: the weird thing. He kept pushing me to go back
Speaker 1: to his place, and he was like, i'd really love
Speaker 1: it if you were there, like, I really just need
Speaker 1: comfort right now. Oh, he was trying to use the
Speaker 1: emotional state he was in after the funeral as a
Speaker 1: way to get you back to his house. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's what was happening. I feel like he was
Speaker 1: being fleasy about it and just trying to get me
Speaker 1: to go back to his place for comfort. That is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Did you I mean, what did you say to him?
Speaker 1: I didn't go. Yeah, But taking the day and thinking
Speaker 1: about it, I'm just thinking what if it was a scam,
Speaker 1: Like what if this guy does this to other goals
Speaker 1: and it's his Like this is his saying that's it.
Speaker 1: That's actually a genius move. I'll have to write that
Speaker 1: down and put And you know, I do know a
Speaker 1: way that we can find out, Liz how well. He's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening right now and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. He's not Yes, he is, Chris.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Liz, I cannot believe that you would
Speaker 1: think I was scamming you. Are you seriously on the
Speaker 1: phone right now listening to the comblem to everything that
Speaker 1: I said? Yes, I did, and I cannot believe you
Speaker 1: would say that. But like who takes the girl to
Speaker 1: the funeral on the first date. Yeah, yeah, I didn't,
Speaker 1: but I didn't need to do it, Okay. I mean
Speaker 1: if you didn't need to do it, then we could
Speaker 1: have rescheduled. Yeah, I mean, like like I told these guys,
Speaker 1: I mean, I was so dizzy, you know, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted to spend time with you. And I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry that I forgot to tell you that that's where
Speaker 1: we were going. I mean, I cannot apologize anymore. I
Speaker 1: feel horrible about it, I'm saying. But the worst that
Speaker 1: you would think that I did that on purpose? What
Speaker 1: am I supposed to think? I am? We met your
Speaker 1: friend uncol and he didn't even know you. Oh he's
Speaker 1: a he's a total drunk and I haven't seen him
Speaker 1: in years. I'm kind of starting to believe Lizza's story.
Speaker 1: Did you did you mean? No? No, no, she said
Speaker 1: that you used it as a way to get her
Speaker 1: back to your house. Man, Oh my god, she never
Speaker 1: came back to my place. Well, yeah, because you were
Speaker 1: pressuring me the entire time at breakfast. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: thought you were trying to like give me a sign
Speaker 1: for like emotional support. That sounds like such a load
Speaker 1: of crap, Chris, that really does no but for real,
Speaker 1: because that's why I wanted you to call her, because
Speaker 1: I really felt that we actually had a connection. Chris,
Speaker 1: this is your little window, your little window of honesty.
Speaker 1: You can take it. Did you actually know that grandma? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yes, How am I supposed to know that? Like?
Speaker 1: How am I even supposed to know? Have you known her? Like?
Speaker 1: How many people have you done too? Or if it
Speaker 1: a real thing? I let you online? Like how am
Speaker 1: I supposed to believe you? Oh my god? Liz? Come
Speaker 1: on now, I thought I thought that you had a
Speaker 1: caring heart, and I thought that was real, that you
Speaker 1: would think that I would do this on purpose and
Speaker 1: that this is fake, or you can I can show
Speaker 1: you pictures of me and his grandmother. Okay, I grew
Speaker 1: up eating like Italian food from her. You don't get it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that she passed away. I am, but it's
Speaker 1: still like I don't. It's not the thing to do.
Speaker 1: Come on, Liz, Liz, you know me better than that. No,
Speaker 1: I do, I would one day. I'm even talking for
Speaker 1: over two weeks. Yeah, you should be able to trust
Speaker 1: anybody with anything. After two weeks Liz, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out on a second date with Chris? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Not what if he gives you proofs?
Speaker 1: What if he gives you picture proof that that's his
Speaker 1: friend's grandma, I'm still run into it. And even if
Speaker 1: even if he can't prove it was his grandma, he
Speaker 1: was still trying to bet a girl at the end
Speaker 1: of a funeral, which is just no, that was not
Speaker 1: me that I felt like she was trying to support Liz.
Speaker 1: What if he supplies a death certificate signed Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, still not going to do it, Okay.
Speaker 1: In the morning text in at seven, eight, five to
Speaker 1: nine two that says that guy might be the sleaziest
Speaker 1: dude you'd ever had on the show, which is really
Speaker 1: saying something. It's broken Jewel in the morning, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about today's second date update. This guy named Chris wanted
Speaker 1: us to call a girl named Liz who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back after their first date. Their first date was
Speaker 1: to a funeral. You heard me right, Yeah, he took
Speaker 1: her to a funeral. He said that he was just
Speaker 1: so busy with his work schedule. He invited her to
Speaker 1: go somewhere and then forgot to tell her that, oh,
Speaker 1: we have to stop at this funeral. First they went
Speaker 1: to the funeral. Of course, she was disturbed by that
Speaker 1: and didn't want to call him back. But even more disturbing,
Speaker 1: she thinks that he actually crashed somebody's funeral, claiming it
Speaker 1: was his best friends grandma's funeral, in order to make
Speaker 1: her feel sorry for him, so that she would sleep
Speaker 1: with him, because they went out to breakfast after and
Speaker 1: he kept inviting her back to his place. I will say,
Speaker 1: that is so much work to get someone to sleep
Speaker 1: with you, really like Mett, just go to a bar
Speaker 1: on a Friday or Saturday night and you know, and
Speaker 1: you don't. You can just cry about yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: have to take him to a funeral. You can do
Speaker 1: the whole pity thing and just be like, oh man,
Speaker 1: my best friend's grandma just time. You don't have to
Speaker 1: actually show them proof of the funeral. Everybody texting it
Speaker 1: at seven eight five nine two doesn't believe him at all,
Speaker 1: because he was like, no, it really was my best
Speaker 1: friend's grandmother's funeral. Say he was pretty good at the
Speaker 1: sham though, because I really, even up until the last
Speaker 1: talking to him, I was like Wow, maybe yeah. I
Speaker 1: think he was definitely lying. What I mean is starting
Speaker 1: to call somebody out to be like that wasn't yourn.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's probably why, that's probably why he doesn't
Speaker 1: because nobody's gonna sit there and be like, hey, what's up.
Speaker 1: I know you're lying because if you're not lying and
Speaker 1: they do that, they're the worst person in the world.
Speaker 1: Or if you want a second date up, they just
Speaker 1: email the show. We'll call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back.