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Speaker 1: I guess now in retrospect um, this point wasn't such

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Speaker 1: I read your email and you said he took her

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Speaker 1: as your just funeral hopping? I know it's actually my

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Speaker 1: When I don't have a funeral to go to. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm I mean, I'm an idiot. I tried.

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Speaker 1: I just asked her to come with me. Wait did

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Speaker 1: just really busy going to a meeting. I just said,

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like a bad Well, I'm thinking I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking it was actually gonna be respectful, you know, so

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Speaker 1: that because I felt that we had a great connection,

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Speaker 1: it's a great, great opportunity for whoever you're dating to

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if you'll get a second date

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Speaker 1: jubil in the morning date. If you're just joining us

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Speaker 1: for today's second date update, Chris is on the phone

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Speaker 1: You make it sound so much worse than it is.

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Speaker 1: That is exactly how bad it is, Chris, I don't

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Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, it wasn't my fault. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar fune number. Hello. Hi is Liz there? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This sir, Hey Liz, how are you? This is Jewil

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Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jewil in the morning. Um, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio show that you hopefully have heard of.

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Speaker 1: well we're sort of like a podcast, except on the radio.

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Speaker 1: about who? Yeah, it's a guy named Chris that you

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Speaker 1: and ask why Chris told us. Chris told us about

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Speaker 1: your date. Sounds like you two shared a very special moment,

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Speaker 1: so you know what happened. Yeah, we do. We talk

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Speaker 1: Could an? You know? I actually felt really bad for

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Speaker 1: but don't you like call your best friend for emotional support? Well,

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