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Speaker 1: Fellas on this episode of Best of the Bus, So

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Speaker 1: we're throwing it back to the machine himself, Bert Kreischer.

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Speaker 1: That man hopped on the bus and helped us celebrate

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Speaker 1: a massive milestone, and that was episode three hundred. Burt

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Speaker 1: came through as always with laughs and raid to share

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Speaker 1: wild stories from his journey and stand up. We get

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Speaker 1: to talk about his specials, talk how his materials evolved,

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Speaker 1: and touch on his next moves including possibly packing up

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Speaker 1: the Chryscher crew and Headington Nashville, and of course we

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Speaker 1: hit some dad talk. Bert is one of a kind.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy this legendary throwback. Subscribe on subscriber subscribe. Let's get

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Speaker 1: the episode, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome. What is your

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Speaker 1: fourth time on the bus?

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Speaker 2: No, it's my second, Yeah, super Bowl, but it's it's

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Speaker 2: his second time.

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Speaker 1: Let's give a round post for Burt Kreischer.

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Speaker 2: Hey, episode episode three hundred.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, gentlemen, did you ever think you'd be where you

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Speaker 3: are today? No, interviewing the fucking president of the United States.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking crazy? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hey, insane?

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Speaker 3: That fucking it's it's wild. It's wild that that's where

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Speaker 3: this is it's wild. It's fucking congratulations.

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Speaker 1: That was a truly intense experience. One of the most

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Speaker 1: wild experiences was when we got to Trump Tower. They

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Speaker 1: had these bulletproof Obviously, there's been like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how many assassination attempts. Now you could have killed was

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Speaker 1: a third?

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Speaker 3: You were close. You should have killed him. You were

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Speaker 3: right there.

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Speaker 1: We could have I mean we could have if anybody

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Speaker 1: was gonna do it, we could have easily easily killed.

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Speaker 2: You want to talk about numbers, I mean, Jack turned

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Speaker 2: the camera on for this one.

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Speaker 1: But dude, they had they had like two giant panes

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Speaker 1: of a bulletproof glass, but they had like two more

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Speaker 1: that didn't come in. So when we were doing the episode,

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Speaker 1: it was Trump who was covered, Will who was covered,

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Speaker 1: and then a perfect no covering. If anybody was gonna

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Speaker 1: get murdered in this thing, it would have been me.

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Speaker 1: I would have been the guy.

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Speaker 2: That would have been great for the show.

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Speaker 1: It would have been a fantastic for the show. And

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Speaker 1: I did say before we started the show, if I

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Speaker 3: The interview with the bullet Absolutely, I'd like to be killed,

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Speaker 3: like I don't want to be killed. I don't want

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Speaker 1: There's always with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to just die, you want to

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Speaker 1: There's always this thing on Instagram that's like women are like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I really want to die peacefully in my sleep, and

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Speaker 1: then it says men and it's like the Gladiator scene

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Speaker 3: Uh do you would you want it to be an

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It seems a little too gruesome. I would like the

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Speaker 1: most honorable way possible, like maybe like some sort of

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Speaker 1: I'd like to win then lose. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: You want to if I'm going to die, I want

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Speaker 3: See death for me is more about the legacy, Like

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Speaker 3: damn it. I didn't didn't get a chance to take

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Speaker 3: a byde to one like fuck yeah, oh god, damn it.

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Speaker 2: I was just texting with him last week. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's like Liam Payne, Lim Payne, you see there, Like

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Speaker 3: this was his Instagram story from an hour before he

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Speaker 1: That's That's another one you bring up, is like being

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Speaker 1: It's being like, hey, you're well. Texts and then just

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Speaker 1: that was like two minutes before you actually died, right,

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Speaker 1: that was too many?

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Speaker 2: Like you were was the last It was huskers plus

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Speaker 3: A half lack of the week. He's the word of God.

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Speaker 1: You see that final score. He was wrong, he was done.

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Speaker 1: What is your perfect scenario of dying.

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Speaker 3: Uh, it would be rescuing people, So like putting my

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Speaker 3: I need people to see it so that everyone's like,

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Speaker 3: to be a surprise, like I'll be when I die.

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Speaker 3: I hope that I go shut the fuck up, get it.

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Speaker 3: This was it? This was it? A fucking rattle sneak.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that would be the worst. Is you here? And

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden like, oh what was that?

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Speaker 3: I knew a dude who was almost died. He was

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Speaker 3: so much. He was cutting his toenails on a glass

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Speaker 1: That would be That's probably the top five worst ways.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be a brutal way to go. That are

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Speaker 3: fucking auto erotic asphyxiation, that would be a bad way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the one guy one cup video. I don't

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Speaker 1: Like that's it happened. There's a video called one one Guy,

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Speaker 1: You haven't seen this, God, what a sheltered life you've had.

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Speaker 3: That?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's what's happen.

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Speaker 3: That used to be Rogan. That used to be what

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Speaker 2: That video, Yes, that was that was Don Seattle, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean that sounds like a Pacific Northwest. That sounds

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Speaker 2: Fence, right, Yeah, I saw that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, dude died, Yeah, to his heart, that

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Speaker 1: just horny, like the ultimate dog. It's gotta be a

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Speaker 1: with what it's done to another man. That is wild.

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Speaker 1: One last thing on the Dying thing peaked dying. Those

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Speaker 1: when they have they call their wives and they say, hey, ball,

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Speaker 1: And then their last quote is let's roll boys, and

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Speaker 1: then go and take it down and put the plane down.

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Speaker 1: That is the most honorable way to go. Those guys

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Speaker 2: A way to go out to a movie that perfectly

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Speaker 3: Is The Gray with Liam with the wolves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where they're playing crashes and then they have to

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Speaker 2: And then he just goes one on one, just wrapping

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Speaker 1: Jack showed me that ending scene where he like he

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Speaker 1: the scene of the wolf's face gives you goosebumps.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't have I can't have the recipe of

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Speaker 3: cowardice involved in my death because I will go to

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Speaker 3: cowardice first.

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Speaker 2: See it's like, would you run back in the building.

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Speaker 3: Here's what I'll tell you. What happened. One time?

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Speaker 2: You would for family, You would for family one time?

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Speaker 3: No? No. No. We went on a safari and uh

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Speaker 3: You know, you know you don't want to be that guy. No, hey, guys, listen, listen.

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Speaker 3: You guys are being racist. Okay, just because they're brown

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Speaker 3: and they all have bucks cutters doesn't mean why do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're white, like exactly.

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Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, fellas you'd be saying.

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Speaker 1: At first, I was making you just relax for a second.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some sleep here. I'd be double

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Speaker 3: I don't want to no plane crish, no plane crish.

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Speaker 3: I got last yesterday. I got on the plane and

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Speaker 3: it was early and I was I wanted to drink

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Speaker 3: And I heard the two pilots go fucking. The machine

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Speaker 3: drinking today boys, And they came back. The flight attendants

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Speaker 3: were like, we're so excited to have you. Do you

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Speaker 3: I was like absolutely, and like can we get you anything?

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Speaker 1: Is that the like the epitomeum mile I've made it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're in sitting in first class and the

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Speaker 3: He goes, you think you think? And by the way,

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Speaker 3: And he was like, no, you got a problem. I

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Speaker 1: Let's unpack the only other thing you said, you don't

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Speaker 3: Don't happened to me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it happens to other people,

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Speaker 1: real Quicklen, Yeah, just hownther Man put his hands on

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Speaker 3: It seems like it's always having other people.

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Speaker 3: You guys fucked her up. She came to fucking beer

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Speaker 2: Well let's go with lan.

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Speaker 3: Because I don't want to deal with her, Dude, I'm

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Speaker 3: We have no kids anymore, the kids are at school.

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Speaker 3: but you had to believe it. You gotta believe it.

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Speaker 3: Karma makes total sense. Yah, Karma is like a big deal.

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Speaker 3: the cool things about Muslims is that usually if they

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Speaker 3: and yeah, I thought that was cool. You pray five

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. The rules part is really like praying

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so cool.

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Speaker 3: the cool thing because it just seems like you got

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00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,840
Speaker 3: a community like I would love, I love, I would love.

437
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,359
Speaker 3: You know what we should do? I want to go

438
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,920
Speaker 3: see Joel Ostein who is that. He's like the preacher

439
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,960
Speaker 3: you would know if he saw.

440
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,560
Speaker 1: Him, like a righteous Gemstone type of guy.

441
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:18,399
Speaker 2: He's like yeah, yeah, like a famous type speaker like

442
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,560
Speaker 2: does has all the he'd be somebody that was like

443
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,720
Speaker 2: on TV when you were young.

444
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah on Sunday. Yeah, he's looks like Martin Short.

445
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:29,200
Speaker 1: And that I still have seeing that picture. No clue

446
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:29,679
Speaker 1: who that is.

447
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,480
Speaker 3: He's His net worth is to the roof. He does

448
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,640
Speaker 3: like megachurches. Dude, that was the rub when we started comedy.

449
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,920
Speaker 3: There's a guy telling you, like yo, if you work clean,

450
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,920
Speaker 3: you can do churches. I never wanted to do that shit.

451
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,320
Speaker 3: There's a guy, John Chris that did that.

452
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he lives in Nashville.

453
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:48,240
Speaker 3: Dude. He would do like a fucking Sunday six o'clock

454
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,160
Speaker 3: show in a mega church. In a mega church, it's

455
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,080
Speaker 3: like they're like arenas. Yeah, and just clean up. He

456
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,919
Speaker 3: made so much fucking money. He's a great guy. He

457
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,800
Speaker 3: got canceled. Did you hear this story? This is wild.

458
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,159
Speaker 3: I apologize John if I'm if I'm perpetuating something, and

459
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,040
Speaker 3: I love you. You know that he got friend of

460
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,040
Speaker 3: the show. He got soft canceled. I'll say soft canceled

461
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,879
Speaker 3: because I mean, when you hear this, you're gonna go

462
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 3: huh because he took a roller blading and he tried

463
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,360
Speaker 3: to kiss.

464
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 1: Her that he got canceled for that.

465
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:29,320
Speaker 3: Roller blading. But in their community, if you say that

466
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,639
Speaker 3: you're like a Christian and I think he had like

467
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 3: vodka and a water bottle or something. It's like it

468
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 3: really is like not that bad number one high school move. Yeah,

469
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 3: and he got when you're in it, you gotta be

470
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 3: in it when you when you say you're Christian, you

471
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,400
Speaker 3: can't funk around. That's the thing. That's the hard part

472
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 3: is like that is a hard part that I could

473
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,679
Speaker 3: do the Christian like, uh, believe in it and but

474
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fuck up.

475
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah, that's not that's the hard thing. Like

476
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,320
Speaker 1: with with football, for me, I always thought it was

477
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:02,200
Speaker 1: better to have your public perspect whoa perception. How good is.

478
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,640
Speaker 3: That there's no alcohol in this right?

479
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh there's five percent?

480
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,639
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I'm sober. I'm kidding.

481
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 1: But the public perception for me, having having people think

482
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 1: less of you, I always thought was a bigger win

483
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 1: than trying to be this like all American kid and

484
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 1: then one or two things happen and they're like, oh,

485
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 1: you're a piece of shit. I'd rather people think, oh,

486
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 1: this guy is a piece of shit, and then when

487
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 1: you meet me or whoever the person is, it's like, oh,

488
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: they're actually you. You you I just come off way

489
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,880
Speaker 1: better to them. I that's a bigger win.

490
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 3: You are explaining my business model to a t Okay.

491
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:38,399
Speaker 3: So I go to I go to college. So I

492
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 3: played baseball in high school, get recruited to play Duke Citadel,

493
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 3: gonna walk on at Florida State. I go to walk on.

494
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 1: A great football season by the way for Florida State.

495
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 1: Here's killing it right.

496
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 3: Now you're looking at Yeah, well, I'll tell you a

497
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 3: secret a second. So I go to walk on at

498
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 3: Florida State. I literally do the first practice and walk

499
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 3: off the field. I'm like, sports are no longer for me.

500
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 3: I gave up baseball. And I remember, but I remember

501
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 3: going to my fraternity that I was an e fraternity

502
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 3: and they were doing uh inner murals and they were

503
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,719
Speaker 3: like football and everyone's like, dude, I'm a dog and

504
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 3: you're like really, and they're like, fucking dude, get me

505
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 3: on the field, get me on the field. And so

506
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 3: I got intimidated. That's young Bert god Obie was fat

507
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 3: and so so. And by the way, that guy on

508
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 3: the left, it's got O'Brian, fucking amazing baseball player. Really yeah, yeah,

509
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 3: he selling it, dude. He he ended up walking on

510
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,640
Speaker 3: at Florida State. He got a full ride to Alabama too.

511
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 3: Oh wow. Yeah, So so he's a great actor now too.

512
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 3: An interesting dude, very interesting dude. But uh so I

513
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 3: didn't go out for football intermurals because everyone was so good.

514
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 3: And then I watched him play and I was like, oh,

515
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 3: they suck. Everyone talked shit, and I was like, because

516
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,400
Speaker 3: the way I played sports was you didn't talk shit.

517
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 3: Unless you didn't talk shit. You just didn't talk shit.

518
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 3: You just played the sport and then that talked the

519
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 3: ship for you. So then intermural softball comes up and

520
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 3: everyone's like, I'm a fucking dog, and I was like, okay,

521
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out. I'm not gonna tell anyone I

522
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 3: could play. I'm gonna go out and play and I'm

523
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 3: just not gonna say it. Thing. I remember catching fly

524
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 3: balls in the outfield behind my back and everyone's like,

525
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 3: what the fuck are you doing? And then you go

526
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 3: and I hit fucking bombs and they're like, dude, you

527
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 3: didn't tell us you could play. So I looked at

528
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 3: that from that day forward as I was like, I

529
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: will never talk shit about like, I'm gonna always undersell

530
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 3: my performance and over deliver to a stand up I'm

531
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 3: always I'm dude, I've said this and I mean it.

532
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 3: Now I think I've said it so much. I mean it.

533
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 3: The only reason people think I'm a great stand up

534
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 3: is I hang out with the best stand ups in

535
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 3: the world. I mean, look at that you surround yourself.

536
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 2: You're good in the storytelling realm too.

537
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 1: You're yeah, the storyteller. Not giving credit, I know, but

538
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: but that's the game plan.

539
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 2: That's business plan.

540
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 1: You basically just did it.

541
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

542
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 3: I like I like that. I'd rather people go like, yeah,

543
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 3: he takes his shirt off whatever, and then they go, wow,

544
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 3: I he's a really good storyteller, like like, oh, this

545
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 3: is way better. I thought, yeah, yeah, because I look

546
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 3: at I mean when I got into stand up, I

547
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 3: remember going to the Boston Comedy Club and dudes walk

548
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 3: off stage and like, I just ripped that room, and

549
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 3: you're like did you? And I remember also thinking, so

550
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 3: that's your version of the best you got. I was

551
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 3: like all right, and so I just never I never

552
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 3: really talked shit about stand up. Now. Look when we

553
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 3: talk about fucking sports or anything, now, I talk wild shit,

554
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 3: like fucking ran the LA Marathon with no training at

555
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 3: all told you I'd fucking bench press more than you.

556
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I love that. I love that, Like that's

557
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 3: fun and if you're and if you don't get it,

558
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 3: it's like that's the point of comedy is just to

559
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 3: fuck around. Yeah, but uh but yeah, I've always that underperform,

560
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 3: under cell overperform, That's always been my thing. Twice, Tommy's

561
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 3: like he fucking trained for it, and he had his

562
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 3: coach pacing him, he had headsets and he didn't.

563
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: Talk to anybody, and he still fucked.

564
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 3: Minutes. He was like, I'm trying to bring thirty minutes.

565
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, fucking there's like people in the

566
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 3: Paralympics and being fucking minutes the doing. He was so

567
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 3: serious about this fucking race. I got hit by a

568
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 3: golf car.

569
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened there?

570
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 3: That's a great question, Pete.

571
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: Would he hit you?

572
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 3: Pete? He stopped? I love that, Pete. I love that.

573
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 3: Pete cannot just trying to stop any of it. Stopped

574
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 3: right in front of the cart. Nothing. I didn't even stop,

575
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 3: it was just walking.

576
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: He said, There's nothing I could do about it. You

577
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: stopped writing front the cart.

578
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 2: Dadd is imagine, Oh you saw the lungs.

579
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 3: He was trying to get out of it.

580
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: Well, it's crazy, fucking.

581
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: Brit I came out of came, I came out of

582
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 3: my shoes.

583
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out Dang Cook. Dude, he's had a great

584
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 1: bit about that back in the day.

585
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was uh yeah, the shoes.

586
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: The shoes coming off, seeing a man get hit by

587
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 1: a car.

588
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, man, do you people don't remember how great?

589
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 3: I mean, Dan's still a very talented Dan up comedian.

590
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 3: But when he did it at that moment, you know,

591
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 3: there was nothing like it. There was nothing like it.

592
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 3: Remember people used to bomb on stage. Dame never bombed.

593
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 3: He murdered. In the worst scenario you could imagine. Dane

594
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 3: Cook would fucking destroy.

595
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: He went on that run of I mean Vicious Circle.

596
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: Here hear those three his three stand ups, his three

597
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: specials were incredible. But then he was doing movies, he

598
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: was doing all that stuff. That's what's so fascinating to me.

599
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: And I feel like I bring it up every time

600
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: a comedian is on our bus, is like what happened

601
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: to day? Because yeah we did with Adam who was

602
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: who came out last week? Now for people that are

603
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: listening to this episode, but it just seems like he's

604
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: got this like people are not a fan of him

605
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: in the comedic world like that, people say he stole

606
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: jokes and all these all these other things.

607
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

608
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: I'm always trying to figure out. I think what happened

609
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: to Dane Cook because I personally was a massive fan

610
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: of him.

611
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all were. I think here's the one thing

612
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 3: I'll think that and this is maybe just a stupid thought,

613
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 3: but he got famous by himself. Like we all got

614
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 3: famous together, like this generation of comics, we all got

615
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 3: famous at the same time, like me, Tommy, Joe, Ari,

616
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 3: Shane Gillett, like we all and so we kind of

617
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 3: have people to bounce things off of. It was just Dane.

618
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 3: I mean, it was just Dane. There's not another comic.

619
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 3: There was not one comic at Dane's level. It's like

620
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 3: it's like, can you imagine getting rich by yourself and

621
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 3: like like and going like I don't know, how do

622
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 3: I get watches? Like what kind of car do I want?

623
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's got a guy for something.

624
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like when you're on a

625
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 3: football team and everyone's making money, You're like, yo, how

626
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 3: did you Oh? I got a guy that he'll take

627
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 3: care of that. And you know, so like we all

628
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 3: got wealthy together, like all of our friends. So like,

629
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds

630
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 3: on stuff, but like you know, I'm trying to because

631
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 3: some people kind of manipulate their persona a little bit. Yeah,

632
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 3: so you don't want to blow someone's bubble. But but

633
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 3: Dane got rich by himself, did arenas by himself. He

634
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 3: was the only one doing arenas. I did arenas. I

635
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: remember reaching out to I remember talking to the Schultz going,

636
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 3: this is how you do arenas. You got to get

637
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 3: a stage, you need a sound system, bring your own

638
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 3: sound system. It's got to feel like, I mean, we

639
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 3: got to talk to each other about it, about how

640
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 3: to do these things. They did it by himself and

641
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 3: so in a weird way, and I've been the victim

642
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 3: of this. The only thing people want is to watch

643
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 3: you fail, Like they love taking shots people on the top.

644
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 3: And it's happened to me. Guys that were like good friends,

645
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 3: just the second you passed them, they're like, fuck that guy,

646
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 3: And You're like I thought we were both. I cheered

647
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: you when you succeeded. You couldn't hear me when I succeeded,

648
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 3: And it's crazy, it's like, you know and so, but

649
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 3: Dane did it all by himself, and so everyone just

650
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: wanted him to fail.

651
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: Why do you think human nature is that way where

652
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Speaker 1: this is like everybody wants to be on top of

653
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: the minute somebody surpasses them, they start talking shit.

654
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 3: It's weird. Man. I'll tell you, like, this is the

655
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 3: closest I can get to it, and you'll understand this.

656
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 3: So I took Shane gill Us to on towards me

657
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 3: a couple of times, right, And I took him to

658
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: Celebrity Theater and in Arizona's in the round, and he

659
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 3: opened for me. He did ten minutes fifteen maybe, and

660
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 3: he got a standing ovation, standing ovation. That was the

661
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 3: super Bowl, right, No, that it was another time. It

662
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: was another time. He got a standing ovation then too,

663
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 3: But he got a standing ovation. He didn't know what

664
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 3: to do with it. He really didn't know what to

665
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 3: do with it. Like he like kind of stopped and

666
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 3: you know, he's uncomfortable as he is, but stopped, and

667
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 3: we're all sitting We're like to take it, stay out there.

668
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 3: And then he comes off stage. And I was like, wow,

669
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 3: he's this is changing for him. I got a text

670
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 3: from him or maybe one of our managers. You know,

671
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 3: I hold booze records everywhere. They were like, Shane Gillis

672
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 3: broke your booze record at the Celebrity Theater, and like,

673
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: you want your boys to succeed, but there is a

674
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 3: party you go and hold on like we're not talking money,

675
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 3: We're not talking like he's breaking records everywhere right now.

676
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: That was the first when he broke my booze record,

677
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: My Booze, I'm the boos like and so there is

678
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 3: a thing where you gotta decide what kind of man

679
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 3: you are or do you want your boys to blow up?

680
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 3: Do you want your boys to succeed? Or do you

681
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 3: need to be the guy? You know, I don't need

682
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 3: to be the guy. I've always wanted. I've always surrounded myself.

683
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 3: I buy the best people. I don't need to be

684
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 3: the guy. But I am watching people watch Shane and go, well,

685
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 3: I'm the guy, and you're like, nah anymore, dude, he

686
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 3: just broke the record at Wells Fargo.

687
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: God for most booths, No, No, for most attendance. Hold on, huh,

688
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: but the the boos thing was most booze bought? Or

689
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: how do how does one measure the booze record?

690
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: The places the That's how I used to get on.

691
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: That's how I used to tour, was I'd break I

692
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 3: alcohol sales at all the clubs. I was like, they're

693
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 3: not gonna know if I'm funny or not. But what

694
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: they will know is if they have to fucking restock

695
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 3: on Monday, they're gonna like bring bird back. So I

696
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 3: used to do. I used to a show called calling

697
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 3: Stick to Work, where I go in, I do a

698
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 3: show at New and we drink them out of booze

699
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 3: before their evening shows. We do, I mean we I'd

700
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 3: kill it on booze. But that's uh yeah, Shane's destroying

701
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 3: it right now. And you hear people talk and you're like, oh,

702
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 3: that's interesting because you didn't say that when he was

703
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 3: opening for you. You didn't say that when he was younger.

704
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 3: Now you're saying it's it's I've watched it happen to

705
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 3: a lot of people. I'll tell you a dog can

706
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 3: just tell you what doesn't have to do, doesn't happen

707
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 3: to tell them doesn't have to Joe Joe Joe Rogan

708
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 3: wants you to be more famous than him the second

709
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 3: he fucking meets you. Joe was the most selfless individual

710
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 3: when he'd put us on his podcast just to get

711
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: us fans. I remember I had a special out he

712
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 3: put me on. We did a a End of the

713
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: World podcast that night at the store, and then I

714
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 3: did his podcast first thing in the morning. That guy's

715
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 3: wanted your success since day one. He is the most

716
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: selfless individual. But it wasn't like that. It wasn't like

717
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 3: that before.

718
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 2: Damn, it does feel like it happened. It feels like

719
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: it happens in the in the comedy realm, because I

720
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: feel like it's more of like that individual life sport. Yeah,

721
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 2: if you're in individual sports and in athletics and everything else,

722
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, people want whoever is at

723
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: the top, like they want to be better than right,

724
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 2: and people cheer on you. It's like when you're when

725
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 2: you're low enough and they feel like your dream is

726
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: also their dream. You're more relatable, you come up more relatable,

727
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: but the moment you do get kind of like to

728
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 2: the top or or pass whatever their level of like

729
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: them wanting you to be in their world is like

730
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 2: once it gets beyond that is I feel like, is

731
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 2: when the shots kind of come. Yeah, the people are

732
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 2: you know, they want to say you forget you, forgot

733
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 2: who you are, yah blah blah blah.

734
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: This yeah, and comedy sto opinion based too. Like it's

735
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: some comics who are on top of the world, people

736
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: don't think are funny because it's just not their humor.

737
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: So I'm sure when some comics go above others, those

738
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: comics are like, well, you know, he's not that funny,

739
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: Like why why does he be able to have so

740
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: much success in not me?

741
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 3: No, it's it's it's wild too. And we're at a

742
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 3: stage now where it's like you gotta realize, like not

743
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,479
Speaker 3: everyone did arenas, and now everyone's doing arenas and like

744
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 3: so like you look at some guys that are a

745
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 3: little older and they're like like they were like at

746
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 3: the top of the games doing theaters, like that was

747
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 3: that was all that the opportunity offered. Now it's like,

748
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 3: I mean, kill Tony's in arenas. There are kids that

749
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: have been doing stand up for one year that are

750
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 3: doing stand up in arenas. Like it's it's wild where

751
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 3: comedy is right now, it's insane to me. But yeah,

752
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: it's like the opportunities are so different. It's like, now

753
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 3: a lot of people are doing arenas.

754
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: Do you think the people are doing arenas more because

755
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: of how much exposure there's a social media or comedy?

756
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: Is that much better than it used to be.

757
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: I think it's a I think it's a perfect storm

758
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 3: of everything. I think it is social media. I do

759
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 3: think it has to do with uh. I think this

760
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 3: fucking cancer culture was like great for business. It's like

761
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 3: people want to hear you say the wildest shit. Now,

762
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 3: I mean, there there are some comics. I think that

763
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 3: there are some people that I don't even think they

764
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 3: know what comedy is. They just know how to say

765
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 3: wild shit. Yeah, like I go wow, like and h.

766
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 3: But I think it's a perfect storm of all that.

767
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 3: And I think, you know, I mean, look at I

768
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 3: mean when you say, you guys sat down with the

769
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: fucking former president of the United States, possibly the next

770
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 3: aren't future president of the United States. That's where the

771
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 3: world is. People don't give a fuck about the Today

772
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 3: Show and and the late night talk shows and the

773
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 3: this is where it's connecting and and and our fans,

774
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 3: I say, our fans because I think we probably share

775
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 3: overlapping concentric circles. But they they they know you, they

776
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 3: that they like, they like root for you, and they

777
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 3: love you. And then and then that turned into comedy.

778
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 3: It's like I go on stage and I take my

779
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 3: shirt off, and people lose their mind and I go,

780
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 3: it's like, it's insane. To me, it's insane. I mean

781
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 3: there was a time when I took my shirt off

782
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 3: where people went, what the fuck is this? Yeah, you know,

783
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 3: I mean in the first seven years of my career,

784
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 3: I think, my shirt off. But it's it's just bizarre

785
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 3: where everything is, I think. But I think people do.

786
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: Uh, everybody's doing a good job too. Of like a

787
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 2: rising tide lifts all ships, like you're fully loaded. Tours

788
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 2: essentially like that. I know when we have comics on

789
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 2: we talk to comics who have been on that thing,

790
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: they talk about how much that just event and that

791
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 2: tour kind of like puts you on because again, you're

792
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: in in front of so many people, entertaining in such

793
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 2: a way that involves partying together. Like you, you are accessible,

794
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: you feel way more accessible to people.

795
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I mean I've always been I've

796
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: always been a firm believer and like it's not fun

797
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 3: if you're doing it by yourself, Like I mean, my

798
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: favorite memories are like taking I was just thinking of

799
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: this the other day. I told you I want Fluffy

800
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 3: to the sphere. And I said to Leanne, I go,

801
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 3: how cool would this be able to do? Like to

802
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 3: take your because Fluffy got a box for us and

803
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 3: he got us all hotel rooms and he put us

804
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 3: up and was like fucking sick, and he got a

805
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 3: party bus for us. And we're on the party bus.

806
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: We're laughing our asses off, and I said to Leanne,

807
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, this would be so sick if

808
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 3: we could do something like this, and she goes, you've

809
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 3: done this every year, you do red Rocks, And I went,

810
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 3: that's right. And I remember I wish I had the

811
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 3: fucking video. Me and Shane got so fucked up. Me,

812
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 3: Shane and Mark got so fucked up on this party

813
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: bus that we were singing songs without the words, trying

814
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 3: to guess the songs, like like just screaming and we're crying, laughing.

815
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 3: Do you remember that, Pete? We were crying, crying, laughing everything.

816
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 3: And I look back I look back at like all

817
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 3: the things I've done. Those are my favorite moments. Is

818
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 3: uh is is like all the people I've partied with,

819
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 3: all my friends and all they're all the greatest comics

820
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: in the world. They're the funniest human beings. One of

821
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 3: my favorite memories, Georgia is on Fully Loaded with her

822
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 3: friend Daisy and uh Shane comes up last night and

823
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 3: he goes up to him. He goes, you got sneaking beers.

824
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 3: Georgia goes no. He goes, come on, I don't have

825
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 3: a lie to me. She's like no. He's like, I'm

826
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: not gonna tell your dad. She's like, yeah, we're sneaking

827
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 3: beers and she just sits down next to me. Is

828
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 3: Georgia sneaking beers? Like these are? I mean, these are

829
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 3: like the greatest fucking memories of my life. And you'd think,

830
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 3: you know, like I didn't pay that much to hang

831
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 3: out with them.

832
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: Dude, that is fucking wild to be able to get

833
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: all your boys and just be like, hey, we're all

834
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: we all have a certain set of skills. Just all

835
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: go and do this together.

836
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: Dude, Fully Loaded.

837
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 3: Last year, it's me, Jelly Roll, David tell Big, ja Ogerson,

838
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 3: Dan soder Mark, Norman. I mean, it's it's the perfect

839
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: smoke tent and we're laughing hysterically and Jelly Roll just

840
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: happens to be the biggest artist in the country who

841
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: and we laughed so hard. He had just found out

842
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 3: who Mitch Hedburg was, and within finding out, within finding

843
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 3: out that he is now his favorite coming, he then

844
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 3: learns he's dead, and we could not stop laughing. He

845
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: goes this, Mitch Heedburgh guy's great, and David tell goes,

846
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 3: I got some bad news for you, buddy. We are

847
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 3: crying laughing, but like those are the moments like where

848
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 3: you go miss night life doesn't get better? Yeah? Yeah.

849
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: Talk about your relationship with jelly Roll a little bit,

850
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: because you guys do you guys have him on Two Bears?

851
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: Has he been on I don't know, but I know

852
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: he did the five K with y'all. You guys have

853
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: done shows together and stuff like that. Where did that

854
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: relationship start?

855
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: I don't know, honestly. I started following jelly a long

856
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 3: time ago, sort of follow him online. I think I

857
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 3: saw him on Chelsea Show originally and found him and

858
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 3: then we started dming and we just became friends over

859
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 3: through the through the internet. And then he came out

860
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,439
Speaker 3: and did my podcast and we just connected immediately. There's

861
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 3: something that we have. We're very similar men in that

862
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 3: I think we're very we feel we feel very lucky

863
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 3: to be in the position we're in, as opposed to

864
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 3: some guys are like this was I was destined for this.

865
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 3: I think both Jelly and I are like, man, we

866
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 3: just feel like the luckiest dudes in the world. And

867
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 3: we just kept we just kept in touch. And then

868
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 3: probably the biggest thing. I mean, it's like crazy, I

869
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 3: don't think much of it, but like if we were

870
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 3: ever in the same city, we always hit up. He

871
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 3: found each other, Like if he was on tour near me,

872
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 3: he'd come and have lunch at where we were at

873
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: the arena. And then like he came in Nashville, he

874
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 3: came out to the show, I was here, and we've

875
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 3: always just kept in touch and been close and uh.

876
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 3: And then but the crazy thing was, and this is

877
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 3: probably the best moment of our friendship. He was on

878
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 3: NELK Boys and he was saying, you know, the two

879
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 3: bears are doing a five K. I think I'm gonna

880
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 3: get in shape for it, And all of a sudden,

881
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 3: it fuck it took off, like people magazine wrote us

882
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 3: about it and it was crazy. So he came out

883
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 3: to do this. And then Me, Bunny, Leanne and Jelly

884
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 3: are running the five k together and we're getting done.

885
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 3: We're like about to pass the finish line, and Jelly

886
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 3: starts crying. I'm gonna get emotional. I'm not gonna cry.

887
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: Dorim'm done crying. I'm not crying. Jelly gets emotional. Jelly

888
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 3: gets emotional and he goes and he's like, I think

889
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 3: you might have just changed my life. And Bunny starts

890
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 3: crying and she's holding the Anne. The four of us

891
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 3: are like sobbing crossing the finish line, and uh, and

892
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 3: it's true. It's like, I mean, you guys have never

893
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: really like been you know, had like health issues or

894
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 3: had gotten your life's never gotten away from you with

895
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 3: your bodies. But guys like me and Jelly and I

896
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 3: was two eighty five last time the fucking time before

897
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 3: at Beer Olympics, and Jelly's had weight issues and just

898
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 3: dead little spark of getting your health back together and

899
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 3: getting in control of it and just getting into a

900
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 3: place where you are moving every day. It's so fucking

901
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 3: big and uh, but that that moment was crazy. And

902
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 3: then immediately it's like we're doing half marathon. He's like yeah,

903
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 3: And so I was like, all right, I'm in if

904
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 3: you're in. But he I love him to death. Man,

905
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 3: I'm so happy for success. He's the sweetest guy in

906
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 3: the world.

907
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 2: Dude.

908
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 3: He really does have that. I mean, you know, you

909
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 3: don't understand. He went and did fully loaded this year.

910
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 3: He did the first week. I didn't pay him. I

911
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 3: didn't I didn't cover his tour bus, I didn't cover

912
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 3: his private jets. He did it on his own. Like

913
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 3: he came and did it. And I was like, dude,

914
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 3: I gotta get I gotta pay you back somehow. He's like, no,

915
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: I just want to be with you. It's like that's

916
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 3: like a real friend. I love him. I love him

917
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 3: to death. Yeah.

918
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: He is the kindest soul and you just know, like life,

919
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: Like I think to myself, like, man, what was he

920
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: like like when he was in prison and was wrapped

921
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: up in the wrong stuff to where he has such

922
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 2: a perspective now and he's able to talk to absolutely

923
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: everybody and have this perspective that you just you want

924
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 2: to do nothing butt root for him.

925
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

926
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the level of purity is is second to none,

927
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: especially when he tells stories about watching the Music City

928
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: Miracle from like juvenile detention center. Yeah, and knowing that

929
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: he's done things wrong and yet he's still this pure, Like,

930
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: how does somebody go through that much adversity in life

931
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: get to the other side of this level of fame

932
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: and fortune and have you know, the ability to still

933
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: be as sweet as he possibly is, not b jaded,

934
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: not have you know a chip on his shoulder about anything.

935
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: He just wants to do the best he can with

936
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: what he has, and it just continues to be better

937
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: and better. That's him meeting with the Titans. He spoke

938
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: to Congress about fentanyl issues, which.

939
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 3: Is eloquently too. Yeah, but here you will wow.

940
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: And he's like, I used to sell drugs and now

941
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here saying, well, there's a problem with drugs

942
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: in this country.

943
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

944
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 3: He's also someone you know when we talk about like

945
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 3: people root for your downfall and I assume it's a

946
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 3: natural thing. I mean, I feel like, you know, I

947
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 3: feel like you know, when you people hate me, I go, Okay,

948
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 3: I think it's just normal, I guess, But then it

949
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 3: really means a lot when people don't. When people like

950
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 3: root for your success and like still love you, it

951
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 3: means a lot. And like and like Jelly came out,

952
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 3: I did Bridgestone, and he came out to like like

953
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 3: like be there for me and like like celebrate it

954
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 3: with me, and I did. I think I brought him

955
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 3: on stage. I think we sang a song at Bridgestone.

956
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 3: And then the next time I'm in Nashville, He's like, hey, man,

957
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 3: would you bring me on stage tonight? And I was

958
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 3: like I was like yeah, sure, yeah. I was like,

959
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 3: you know what, I think, I have a thing. I

960
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 3: have a show. I wish I could were you performing?

961
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 3: And he's like Titans Stadium, Oh went I could cancel.

962
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 3: I would have canceled.

963
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

964
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah give me seventy five thousand people? Are you shitting me?

965
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 3: But like he's just very regular like he I mean,

966
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 3: he's just so and he and he really wants you

967
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 3: to win. He wants you to succeed. I love him

968
00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 3: to death.

969
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: And bring a lot the people that before he was

970
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: his level of fame, like bringing them to it and

971
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: being like hey, I'm doing this. I would love for

972
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: you guys to be there. Type of and type of

973
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 1: mentality is just is just awesome.

974
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 3: What's crazy is like Leanne and Bunny are really close.

975
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 3: They text all the time, and dont I I do

976
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 3: not know how that relationship happened. I don't like because

977
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 3: they're very different women. There really are different women, but man,

978
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 3: they're like fucking sisters. They text there. He's part of

979
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 3: the reason because you know, we're looking at properties and

980
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 3: Jelly just goes, hey, why don't I just give you

981
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 3: a hundred my acres or whatever? You guys can live

982
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 3: on our land, and Dan's like, I could live with

983
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 3: Bunny and I was like, hang on, wait, what world

984
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 3: are we living?

985
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: He did buy a crazy piece of flame.

986
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 3: Crazy. He's like, I got a good place up on

987
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 3: a mountain and I was like, and so, yeah, we're

988
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 3: looking at everything today. But uh I love him to death. Man,

989
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 3: I love I love watching people succeed. It's funny ship

990
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 3: to watch people succeed. It's fun and like, uh like

991
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 3: I Shane's the easiest one for me to put because

992
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 3: we all were there for it, right, we all watched it.

993
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 3: But uh, I remember being at One of my favorite

994
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: things in the world to do is bully Shane. I

995
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 3: love bullying Shane. I love texting him as saying, hy Man,

996
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 3: you want to meet up for a drink this morning?

997
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 3: And he goes no, and then I always right back.

998
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 3: This is my favorite part, the unrelenting until I get

999
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 3: him to break, his spirit to break. It's so fucking fun. Yeah,

1000
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 3: it's so fun to watch him crumble. Oh. So I

1001
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 3: text him one time and I go, yo, I'm at

1002
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 3: Rogan's Club at noon partying. You meet me there and

1003
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 3: he's like no. I was like, cool, do you want

1004
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 3: me to send a car to get to you. He's

1005
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 3: like I'm not going. I go hi, and I'm just

1006
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 3: I want to get make sure I have the right

1007
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 3: drink for you, like you still drink a bud Light

1008
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 3: And he's like, Burt, I'm not coming, and I go, oh, Leanne,

1009
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 3: can't wait to see you. I'm so excited you're coming.

1010
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 3: And then he's like, fuck, I'm on my way.

1011
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: So so he he eventually breaks.

1012
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 3: He comes over and it's like things are happening for Shane,

1013
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 3: but you know, it's like we know it. But he

1014
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 3: comes and he goes, hey, man, can I I tell

1015
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 3: you a secret? And I was like yeah. So we

1016
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 3: go away from everyone, go back to a bar and

1017
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 3: he's like, uh, I just got offered SNL And I

1018
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 3: was like, dude, that moment for me, like I love

1019
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 3: that shit. I started crying and he was like, stop

1020
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 3: fucking crying, bitch. Yeah, and he was like and he

1021
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 3: got excited, but like watching your boys blow up, it's

1022
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 3: fucking awesome. I just texted I just texted him. Matt McCusker.

1023
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 3: Matt McCusker did uh uh uh two nights in Boston

1024
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 3: at the Wilbur. I texted him. I was like, dude, congratulations,

1025
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 3: this is fucking awesome. That is fun. More people should

1026
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 3: enjoy watching people succeed because it's fun as fuck. And

1027
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 3: it's he did two nights at fucking the Wilbur. You

1028
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 3: know how hard that.

1029
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: I love how you promos, the promos where he's at

1030
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 2: like on Instagram, like you like play the piano.

1031
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 3: He's I saw a video, the one video that sticks

1032
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 3: with me. He was holding his child reading a book.

1033
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 3: I was like, you're reading a book? Words are that

1034
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 3: interesting to you that you could like he was like

1035
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 3: holding his child reading Like I was like, what the fuck,

1036
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 3: I've never read a book, Like.

1037
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, look he's reading a book.

1038
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: He's in it too.

1039
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: He's focused, he's reading. That's like that. I've never not

1040
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 3: in a million years, I ever read like that where

1041
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 3: I was like taking care of my child and reading.

1042
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean just reading in general. Sitting down and

1043
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: be like I'll make the decision to read is a

1044
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: very difficult They do something we should all do, but

1045
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: a very difficult thing to just go and do it

1046
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: and put a child on your laps.

1047
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 3: It's a whole different. He's awesome man, but yeah, like

1048
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 3: watching your friends pop like Adam ray Man, I've I've

1049
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 3: hit up at him and we were in bro. He

1050
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 3: was so fun on the pods. He's amazed. But the

1051
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 3: thing is, it's like almost like you get it's almost

1052
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 3: like you're proven. You get proven right because you get

1053
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 3: behind these guys like Adam ray I hit him up.

1054
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, you're from Scattle. I'm doing the

1055
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 3: arena Scattle. Would you like to come and do it

1056
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 3: and bring your family out or whatever? And He's like, dude,

1057
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 3: that would be I was like cool, And then I

1058
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 3: get excit. Did I go? I'm gonna make it about

1059
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 3: Adham this weekend? So I got us out to go

1060
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 3: meet coach Carrol and go hang out with the Seahawks

1061
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 3: and he's talking about that. Yeah, and he was like

1062
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 3: this fucking I did it for Shane. When we went

1063
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 3: and did the first Fully Loaded he I said, first,

1064
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 3: our first show was it, uh Notre Dame. And I said,

1065
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 3: I got, We're gonna go into the practice field, We're

1066
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 3: gonna go see the stadium, We're gonna do everything. I

1067
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 3: love doing that. I fucking love that more than anything.

1068
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 3: But Adam is fucking hysterical, and he's smart, and he's

1069
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 3: funny and he's quick, and he's really just a brilliant comic.

1070
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 3: So then to watch him blow up in a weird way,

1071
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I

1072
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: fucking knew it. Like I said, dude, I said it

1073
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 3: to stop you. The other day, I go, if anything,

1074
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 3: I'm good at two things, introducing people and picking out talent.

1075
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 3: Like I am really good at picking out talent, Like

1076
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 3: I can tell you who the meaning of the next

1077
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 3: guy is gonna be always, always, I think, who's the

1078
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 3: next guy? He's gonna be me again?

1079
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: Dude, Dobby is fucking hilarious.

1080
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,479
Speaker 3: He's in a new movie called Let's Start a Cult,

1081
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 3: and it is fucking hysterical. It is fucking hysterical.

1082
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: Is that out now?

1083
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 3: It's out in theaters October twenty fifth, Okay, and I'm

1084
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 3: and we went to the screening and we were crying.

1085
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 3: It is all Stobby. He carries the whole fucking movie.

1086
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 3: The other people in it are just as fucking funny,

1087
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,760
Speaker 3: but it is if you like Stobby's sense of humor.

1088
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 3: He wrote the movie. Within the first fucking minute of

1089
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 3: the movie, someone's playing with his nuts. I mean, it's

1090
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: fucking hysterical, dude.

1091
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: That is crazy to me. The level of talent that

1092
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: people have of just writing and being able to see

1093
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: their vision and just put it, whether it's in a

1094
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: movie or on a stage or anything like that. That

1095
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: shit is incredible. How much obviously you're the whole machine

1096
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: movie you play yourself, but like, like, did you write

1097
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: that script because you obviously wrote the og one when

1098
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: you actually robbed a train station or a.

1099
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 3: Train that was with juvenile You remember the juvenile the rapper? Yeah, yeah,

1100
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: I was a juvenile Manny Fresh the other day and

1101
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 3: I was telling him about the Russian mafia and jus like,

1102
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 3: I gotta hear this story. I was like, Buddy, no

1103
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 3: one wants to hear it, but you you're the only one. No.

1104
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 3: I was very I was very hands on in the

1105
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 3: in in write writing the script. I would take I

1106
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 3: mean the very first day of writing, I rewrote the

1107
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: entire opening scene, and so I rewrote a lot of it.

1108
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 3: I was very hands on. It's it's also it's a

1109
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: little tricky when we got in there, I didn't really

1110
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 3: have to memorize anything, so I was also so a

1111
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 3: part of writing it. And then uh, but I would

1112
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,479
Speaker 3: rewrite scenes and then bring them in and then Mark

1113
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,959
Speaker 3: Hamill would lose his fucking mind because you know, it's

1114
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: not supposed to just rewrite a scene and then bring

1115
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 3: it in that day and go all right, guys, new sides, everyone,

1116
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: let's all get up to speed. He was like, he

1117
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 3: was like, I was up all night learning this fucking

1118
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 3: scene for our job today. He goes, you can't rewrite shit.

1119
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, sorry, get it happening anyway.

1120
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 2: What was it like working with the Jimmy Taitro Love

1121
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: that dude, he's the man.

1122
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 3: Fucking love him. He makes me laugh. So like, there's

1123
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 3: a couple of people in this world that see me

1124
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 3: the way my sisters see me like I'm ridiculous. I

1125
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 3: am ridiculous, but certain people just I don't know. Jimmy

1126
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 3: Tatro and Nate Bargotzi are two people who see me

1127
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 3: the way my sisters see me. And Jimmy is he

1128
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 3: made me laugh so fucking much. He's just I'm just

1129
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 3: a ridiculous person. And he told me a secret. He goes, hey,

1130
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 3: can I tell you a secret? And I was like, yeah,

1131
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: I'm not going with secrets. He goes, well, I gotta

1132
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 3: tell you this. He tells me a secret, and then

1133
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 3: I picked up my phone and I called someone and

1134
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 3: told them his secret in front of him, and he goes,

1135
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 3: what are you doing? I said what? He goes, I

1136
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 3: just told you not to tell anyone, And I was like, no,

1137
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 3: I know, but I'm telling cale and he goes, no,

1138
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 3: that was the whole idea of me telling you. But like,

1139
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 3: and I just he he he made that guy. He

1140
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: gets me. Him and Nate Bargotti for what reason. If

1141
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 3: they ever meet each other, they will get along so well.

1142
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 3: But yeah, Jimmy, I fucking love him like a brother.

1143
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 3: Nate crushed it on SNL. Dude murdered crushed it on SNL.

1144
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 3: Nate's man. Nate's funny in a way that like, I

1145
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 3: don't know, it's so effortless. It's like he I think

1146
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 3: Nate's one of the funniest human beings alive.

1147
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: He is fucking funny man. That George Washington is get

1148
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: was so hilarious. Hilarious.

1149
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, his tone is timing, he is. He's really funny.

1150
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 3: I was at the Ryman last night and me and

1151
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 3: Nate and Ari Safir were at the Rhyman probably ten

1152
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 3: years ago. We were watching Angela Johnson perform. None of

1153
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 3: us were selling any tickets anywhere, and Nate was like,

1154
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: one day that'll be us, and I was like, no

1155
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 3: fucking way. And he was like, no, what we'll I'll

1156
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 3: get here. And Nate's like, I'll get here and I

1157
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: was like, I'll never get here. And I remember saying

1158
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 3: out loud, I was like, because Angela Johnson has the

1159
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 3: nail salon, I said, give me one nail salon. Bit

1160
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 3: I'd for the rest of my fucking life and to

1161
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 3: get me on that stage. And then that was the machine. Yeah. Yeah.

1162
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: Were you surprised at how much the fans loved your

1163
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 1: movie or did you know it was gonna be awesome.

1164
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 3: No, I thought, I'll tell you no, I knew it

1165
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 3: was a good movie. I knew it wasn't gonna be

1166
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 3: people expected. I knew it was an action movie and

1167
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 3: it was like fun, it was fast paced. I knew

1168
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:25,720
Speaker 3: all that. I knew people would like it. I didn't

1169
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 3: know it was going to do as well as it

1170
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 3: did on Netflix. What I was not prepared for was

1171
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 3: any sort of negative stuff. I just was critics stored

1172
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 3: partly Oh my god, they hated it, and I.

1173
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: Car down and be like, hey, there might be a

1174
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: situation where people don't like the movie. They're gonna say

1175
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: negative things.

1176
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 3: I was so blindsided by that. I was so I

1177
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 3: was like, I was like, I was like, well, yeah,

1178
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 3: I made a movie. I'm not supposed to make movies,

1179
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 3: just like, what wouldn't you like about it? And They're

1180
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 3: like it bombed in the box office, and I was like, well, yeah,

1181
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 3: everything's bombing. Like I literally I was so oblivious that.

1182
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 3: Tommy just said to me, He's like, how how are

1183
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 3: you doing with the release of the movie. I was

1184
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 3: like great. He was like really, I was like fucking amazing.

1185
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,760
Speaker 3: He was like, I was like, check out this reddit

1186
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 3: page Tommy. I was like, why would they say that?

1187
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 3: And he was like, you put on a movie, man,

1188
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,240
Speaker 3: people aren't gonna like it. And I was like, hold

1189
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 3: on wait, because you know, no one ever says it

1190
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 3: about your specials, like your specials just either just do well.

1191
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 3: I remember, dude, this is how oblivious I am to things.

1192
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 3: I remember I will say his name, but there was

1193
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 3: a comic I'll say his name, just haded it out.

1194
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 3: He put out, don't pull up the rotten tomatoes, now

1195
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 3: give me another twisted thing. So uh the he he

1196
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 3: had put out a trailer for a special and it

1197
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: was getting slammed in the comments, and I remember going,

1198
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 3: I remember I was traumatized by it. I was like, who, wha, wha,

1199
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 3: who this can happen? I was like, what do you mean?

1200
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 3: Why would people not like your stand up? Like just

1201
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 3: don't watch it, it's not for you. I I was

1202
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 3: so caught off guard because like, negativity wasn't like I

1203
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 3: just you never saw negativity, Like you just didn't. It's

1204
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 3: like you did a podcast and like, yeah, you got

1205
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 3: back last year you said something bad, but like everyone's

1206
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: always on your side. When that movie came out, man,

1207
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 3: people fucking there were people that hated me, and I

1208
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 3: was like, what.

1209
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: How are they gonna hate you for it?

1210
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 3: Though?

1211
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 2: Hating you?

1212
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,879
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I think a lot.

1213
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 2: I think what were they hating about it?

1214
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 3: Just me? I think, I don't know. I think the

1215
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 3: fact that I was like, I think that I probably

1216
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 3: the promotion of it. Uh, I don't know. I was

1217
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 3: so oblivious. I had such blinders on, and that whole

1218
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 3: period of my life that I was just moving as

1219
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 3: fast as I could forward in everything, Like in this time,

1220
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 3: I had a special come out. I had this come out.

1221
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 3: I had a European tour, I had an Australian tour,

1222
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 3: I had all. I had so much going on that

1223
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 3: I just was like, I don't know. Everything was in

1224
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 3: front of me. It's like driving in New York. I

1225
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 3: just looked and on me. I never looked behind me.

1226
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 3: And then when this came out and Razzle Dazzle did well,

1227
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 3: I had an arena tour, like I had all this

1228
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 3: shit going on. That was the first time. I mean

1229
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 3: I was oblivious to it too. I was. I remember

1230
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:15,280
Speaker 3: having breakfast with Christy Mack and her boyfriend in Beverly

1231
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: Hills in a beautiful hotel getting drunk that morning, being

1232
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: I smoking a cigar in my car, being like fucking

1233
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 3: the world's my oyster. And then I saw Tommy and Austin.

1234
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 3: I was still on cloud nine and he was like,

1235
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 3: he's like, how you doing. I said great. He's like,

1236
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 3: how's the movie? I said, fuck, awesome, it's great. He

1237
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 3: was like you sure. I was like what. He's like,

1238
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 3: some people don't like it, and I was like what who.

1239
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, no, people, And I was like,

1240
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 3: what do you mean. He's like, I don't know, like

1241
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 3: take a look at this. And I was like, what

1242
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 3: the fuck, tom Why would you shay that to me?

1243
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 3: And I was like I don't know, you should know.

1244
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 3: And I was like no, I was better being not knowing. Yeah,

1245
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 3: And but then it came out on Netflix and it

1246
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 3: was like trended. It was number one movie for like

1247
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 3: a month, and people love it and I've never had anyone.

1248
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 3: That's the weird thing is like people say stuff online,

1249
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 3: but like in person, people just give you love. Like

1250
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 3: I really am not online at all these days, Like

1251
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 3: I don't read any comments, I don't read anything. You

1252
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 3: just interact with people. I'm never I take pictures everywhere

1253
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 3: I go. I was at the rhyming last night. I

1254
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: took pictures all the way up until the show started.

1255
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 3: All anyone did was give me love. In Nashville, I get love.

1256
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 3: So I just I kind of go by that. You know,

1257
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 3: it's like it's like COVID. Do you remember, It's like

1258
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 3: the internet's the swab. It's uncomfortable. It goes up your nose,

1259
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 3: it hurts, and yeah, it goes You have COVID or

1260
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 3: you could not take the test and just go I

1261
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:33,720
Speaker 3: don't believe in COVID.

1262
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice. That's a nice one.

1263
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, you don't read comments. I don't. I don't comments.

1264
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 3: I don't read any fucking comments.

1265
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 2: Comments every now and then you want to get a policy.

1266
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm never on I am off comments.

1267
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 3: I am off comments.

1268
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: Are you off social media? Like? Are you running your

1269
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: social media or somebody else running your social media?

1270
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 2: This is how, this is how then we you do

1271
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 2: to get on a post?

1272
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 3: You might like check it all the way. No, no, no,

1273
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 3: I look at lights, look at likes, and I look

1274
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 3: at number of comments. So like I'll go, like I'll

1275
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 3: go into Instagram. Let's see, I'll show exactly what I do.

1276
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 3: So I go onto Instagram, I go to Oh, I

1277
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 3: go to my page right, and then I'll look at like,

1278
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 3: this is a thing with Judd. So we just had

1279
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 3: Judd on or I had Judd on for two Bears,

1280
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 3: ten thousand views, two hundred and forty six thousand views,

1281
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 3: three likes, whatever, and I go, that's odd. A lot

1282
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 3: of people watching and a lot of people liking it.

1283
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 3: It's because Jud's a little described, It's because it's Judd.

1284
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 3: And you know, podcast podcast fans are like anyone who

1285
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 3: ever stood up for wokeness, they just hate them. And

1286
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 3: so Judge a little bit of a volatile character. Online,

1287
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 3: you get Jimmy Kimmel on. I fucking hated Jimmy, and

1288
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 3: Jimmy's a sweet guy. Really, Yeah, it's dude, you can

1289
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 3: predict what the internet's gonna like. You can just go like,

1290
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 3: I was shocked that you guys thought you'd get any

1291
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 3: pushback about having Trump on. Like when I heard you

1292
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 3: guys talk about like some people are gonna like you,

1293
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 3: I was like, who the internet loves Trump?

1294
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was still some pushback.

1295
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: I mean there was text messages too.

1296
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got grown up, grown ups probably didn't like you,

1297
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 3: like you gotta you got phone calls from people's parents.

1298
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 3: But like the Internet, the Internet, theo had Trump on

1299
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: in the Internet got erect immediately.

1300
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, yeah, do you think but like

1301
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: twenty twenty the Internet hated Trump? But but then Elon

1302
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: Musk buys Twitter and now it seems like everywhere you

1303
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: go people are loving Trump. Like, why do you think

1304
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: that's a massive difference maker? Is Elon or somebody else

1305
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: owning Twitter?

1306
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 3: I think? I mean, I haven't been on Twitter. I

1307
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 3: haven't been on Twitter since it can't turn into X

1308
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 3: really no, I just hate you. It was it was

1309
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 3: such a negative place that it's like.

1310
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 2: Twitter is or x is where probably the most negativity is.

1311
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I don't. I don't want that in

1312
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 3: my life, Like I don't want you to be able

1313
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 3: to affect my day. Meaning if you're listening and you're like,

1314
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 3: god damn, I fucking hate Burt. I'm cool with that.

1315
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 3: I get that that's part of the job. However, I

1316
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 3: don't need you getting into my day, fucking my day up,

1317
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 3: Like I want to be able to walk to the office,

1318
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 3: have a great fucking day, have a cocktail and smile,

1319
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: and your opinion of me, as valid as it may be,

1320
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 3: I don't need to know it. I don't need to

1321
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: know it. Also, if you love me, I can't allow

1322
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 3: that to affect me either. I've got to make sure

1323
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 3: that my day is controlled within my parameters and I

1324
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 3: can have a beautiful day with no exterior I don't

1325
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 3: you know, so, like, that's why I don't fuck around

1326
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 3: with comments. That's why I don't fuck around online.

1327
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: Have you always had that conclusion?

1328
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 3: No?

1329
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? What what was the thing that was like, all right,

1330
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: I gotta I can realize that this is affecting me

1331
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: way more than it should, good or bad.

1332
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 3: Oh there was. I mean there was a period I

1333
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 3: think probably right when the movie came out that I

1334
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 3: was I would I would read Tom Tom lives, Tom

1335
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 3: reads comments, Shane reads comments, Mark Norman reads comments. They

1336
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 3: all read everyone that there are people that read their

1337
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 3: own Reddit pages of themselves. Oh my god. I just

1338
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 3: was like, I was like, dude, there's a kid. I

1339
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 3: remember telling someone this. There's a kid who doesn't have

1340
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 3: a great life. He's fucking miserable. He works at fucking Walmart,

1341
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 3: and he maybe stocks stuff in the back his dad

1342
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 3: left his mom and him a long time ago. He

1343
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 3: lives in an apartment in Nashville. I don't know this kid,

1344
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 3: but this is a kid. It's got to be. He's

1345
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 3: losing his hair, he's skinny, he's never really had any

1346
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 3: muscle structure. Women have never really taken to him. He

1347
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 3: doesn't have a lot of friends. What he does have

1348
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 3: his podcasting, and goddamnit, he hates Burt Kreischer. Well, I don't.

1349
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: In real life, I don't care about this person. However,

1350
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 3: if this person leaves a negative comment and I read it,

1351
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, this person owns my fucking day,

1352
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's impossible. I can't allow that

1353
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 3: to be a real thing. I can't allow this kid

1354
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 3: who works at Walmart shelving stuffs. His employees don't respect him,

1355
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 3: his dad left his mom when he was young. He's

1356
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 3: got nothing going on. But god damn it, he is

1357
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 3: in the fucking head of this comedian. And I'm fucking

1358
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 3: sitting there and I can't enjoy my polar plunge because

1359
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: this fucking kid at Walmart. I got this kid's I'm

1360
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 3: in my sauna.

1361
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm.

1362
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 3: Fucking it's it's wild that that was a real scenario

1363
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 3: in my life that there would be someone that would

1364
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 3: and you know, there was like, what's even crazier. I'm

1365
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 3: gonna give this kid a shout out because there's a

1366
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 3: kid fuck is I forgot his name cracked Demico.

1367
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: Okay, cracked Amico.

1368
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 3: Shout out to the kid. He's very talent. Crowd crack

1369
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 3: a Miko, crack Amico, crack Amico, I think is his name?

1370
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 3: Uh I got And look it's we have a weird

1371
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 3: history because he wrote a really hateful song about me

1372
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 3: and Tom that Ari was like, you gotta I don't

1373
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 3: know why people love the negativity, but he's like, you

1374
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 3: gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. So I watch

1375
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 3: it and I'm like, I didn't enjoy it, and I

1376
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 3: mean it's horrible, don't pull it. I don't even want

1377
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 3: to see it. And uh oh yeah, it's bad. It's bad.

1378
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 3: I mean it hurts, it hurt my feelings like it,

1379
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 3: and it fucked a weekend up for me, a weekend

1380
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 3: I could. I was just really bothered by it. They

1381
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 3: called me on Legioniskanks and they were like, what did

1382
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 3: you think of it? And I was like it sucked.

1383
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 3: I was like, I wish I hadn't seen it. I

1384
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 3: wish I hadn't seen it, and I wish it was

1385
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,959
Speaker 3: about someone else. What are you looking for? And then

1386
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 3: he and then he said uh, and then he did

1387
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 3: an apology video. He sent me a DM this guy

1388
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 3: and he was like, Man, I'm sorry. I'm a huge

1389
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 3: fucking fan. And it's clear when you watch this song,

1390
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 3: this guy has to be a massive fan of mine

1391
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 3: to have the amount of information about me that he does,

1392
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 3: it's impossible not to. He knew who my dad's old

1393
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 3: clients were, like, he knew ship that only a mega fan.

1394
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: Went no, and he said, I'm so sorry. I am

1395
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 3: a massive fan and I got caught up in the

1396
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 3: hate to get views and I'm and he put out

1397
01:02:56,560 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 3: a huge apology video and then I realized, like, and

1398
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 3: then he got attacked. He got attacked really bad. And

1399
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 3: then he had to double back and be like it

1400
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 3: was all joke. I was just trying to get burt.

1401
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what he's doing right,

1402
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't care.

1403
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: It's tough to get into that a little spin zone.

1404
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,919
Speaker 3: It's hard. Yeah, but I remember thinking poor. I've seen

1405
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 3: him in person. He's a smaller stature dude, and he's

1406
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 3: a nice guy. I saw him at skanks Fest recently.

1407
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 3: He was terrified of me, like he didn't. I wanted

1408
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 3: to say hi to him, and he ran away. I know,

1409
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 3: but you go, why would you ever let that guy

1410
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 3: affect your fucking life? Why would you ever allow someone

1411
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 3: who's who is online saying something negative ruin your parents

1412
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 3: weekend with your daughter, Like I hear one weekend to

1413
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 3: spend with my daughter, I'm gonna get on a comment

1414
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 3: and let it fuck my day up like it just didn't.

1415
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 3: It didn't none of that. That's why I don't fuck

1416
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 3: with comments. And the negative positive ones are you don't

1417
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 3: they don't. It's like, how can a negative one do

1418
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 3: so much damage to me but a positive one? I

1419
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 3: just go glance past. Yeah, dude, your legend, whatever, next,

1420
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 3: your legend, next, next, dude, my favorite me? Okay, whatever,

1421
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 3: You're a fat fuck. He tells the same story over

1422
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 3: and over again. God damn it, Like we spent some

1423
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 3: time on this.

1424
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like live for the cheers, died

1425
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 2: by the booze.

1426
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 3: Think about it with athletes, I think about it with

1427
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 3: athletes way more.

1428
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: Oh brother, that trust me will And I've had that

1429
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: conversation a bunch of times.

1430
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 3: Who's the because it's so fucked because you're doing your best.

1431
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 3: It's not like you're not doing your best and then

1432
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 3: you fail and then your whole city hates you, and

1433
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 3: then the next week you gotta go out and try

1434
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 3: to win again for the people that fucking hate you. Right, yeah,

1435
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 3: fuck off?

1436
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck me?

1437
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: This great, great photo to pull up de Shaun Watson

1438
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: this weekend tours Achilles and people are cheering about it,

1439
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 1: happy about it, like this guy tore his achilles might

1440
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: never be the same ever again. Could you know? Who

1441
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 1: knows surgery could go wrong? Couldn't be done playing football forever?

1442
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: And people are like stoked that he's done.

1443
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 3: Can you imagine having to do comedy for people that

1444
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 3: hated you and what like that. That's the thing that

1445
01:04:58,720 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 3: fucks me up.

1446
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: When you win that room over, Oh.

1447
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 3: Jebs Bill Burr in Philly, it's the greatest.

1448
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 2: It's Philly hated him.

1449
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 3: Hold on and I apologize to Bill if I'm retelling

1450
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 3: something that he you know, he didn't care about. He doesn't.

1451
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 3: It's it's just one of the most epic things. I mean,

1452
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 3: it's like he goes in and does his show in Philly.

1453
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 3: I'm paraphrasing. I would say, anyone should go out and

1454
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 3: watch the video. It's that fucking better. I'm gonna paraphrase.

1455
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 3: He goes out and does the Opie and Anthony uh

1456
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 3: tourm Philly and they booed the comic before him, and

1457
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 3: second he gets up, he tries some material and they

1458
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 3: start booing Bill. And Bill goes, na, fuck you, you

1459
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 3: know what, I got fourteen minutes left, and I'm gonna

1460
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 3: take every bit of that time to tell you why

1461
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 3: your city sucks. And he starts roasting the city of Philadelphia.

1462
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 3: And it's brilliant in all of it because he's he's

1463
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 3: really picking. He's a sports guy, so he knows everything

1464
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 3: about Philly, right, and he grew up in Boston, so

1465
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 3: he really can take apart Philly. But he keeps going

1466
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 3: back to the clock. He goes five minutes left, five minutes,

1467
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 3: and the room turns and they start cheering him on

1468
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 3: and he wins the room. It is the most epic.

1469
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,800
Speaker 3: It is quintessential Bill Burt. If you know Bill, this

1470
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 3: is how his brain works. And he fucking turns an

1471
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 3: arena to cheering for him about him making fun of them.

1472
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 3: It's fucking brilliant.

1473
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:25,200
Speaker 2: Is incredible, dude, he is, he is, he is.

1474
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 3: Uh, I love him. I love him to death. Yeah no, no,

1475
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 3: not at all. No, we'd ap period where we weren't talking,

1476
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 3: got nervous. Yeah yeah, yeah, and it was it sucked

1477
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 3: for both of us, I think, you know, but it's like,

1478
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 3: you know, we're in the in comedy, we're all we're

1479
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 3: all like brothers, you know, like especially.

1480
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 2: Gonna say, how does he get to a point where

1481
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 2: you guys aren't talking.

1482
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's easy, actually, because we don't see each other

1483
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 3: unless you're at the clubs. We didn't see each other

1484
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 3: at the clubs. You know. It's like I could very

1485
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 3: easily get to a point where I'm not talking with

1486
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 3: a lot of people because it's like we're living our

1487
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 3: own lives and we're reaching out and and uh, you know,

1488
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 3: we had a podcast together and uh and and you

1489
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 3: know it, it was like the day that we kind

1490
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 3: of reconnected was that Uh, I'm saying, I'm sharing this,

1491
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,840
Speaker 3: and I know this would bother Bill. I know it would,

1492
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 3: so I'll shut up. Yeah, yeah, right now, right now,

1493
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 3: Bill's burr is going shut the fuck up? How did

1494
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 3: he shut his goddamn mouth? Yeah? I love him. He's

1495
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 3: uh dude, he's.

1496
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: He's got a beautiful mind, the way he's able to

1497
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: dissect things. And who was the guy who used to

1498
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: do daily show? That he said on his show and

1499
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: that just made fun of him the whole time. It

1500
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,080
Speaker 1: was a recent episode of something that came up. It

1501
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: was all a holier than now type of situation. I

1502
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: forget who it was. And if you can't pull it up,

1503
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 1: that's perfectly fine, because I.

1504
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 3: Don't have a whole He's just he is. He is

1505
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 3: just fucking masterful and and honestly generous, and I love

1506
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 3: him to death. It's I love it. It's It's the

1507
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 3: coolest thing is I'm in the job where the greatest

1508
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 3: minds in the world are my friends. Like the like

1509
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 3: the fact that like, thank you for saying that about us, man. Yeah,

1510
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 3: but you know, I love you guys more than anything.

1511
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 1: The feeling I'm definitely mutual.

1512
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:08,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1513
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 3: I said, I'm sitting outside this of you guys talking

1514
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 3: about sports and I'm like, God damn it. That's like

1515
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 3: it's crazy. It's crazy now that, Like you guys, it

1516
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 3: was never gonna be this way. Football was supposed to

1517
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 3: be the highlight of your life. That's it, that was

1518
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 3: the mountaintop. You did it. It's over, and you guys

1519
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:31,240
Speaker 3: have created a paradigm within which the biggest moments of

1520
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 3: your life are still ahead of you. It's fucking insane.

1521
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,639
Speaker 3: I mean, look at look at Pat McAfee, that fucking guy. Yeah,

1522
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 3: is epic. I mean fucking insane.

1523
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if Pat McAfee decided to listen to

1524
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: everybody that was like, hey, you're a punter, Just be

1525
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:46,520
Speaker 1: a punter.

1526
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 2: Right, right, right? I mean, yep, every every movie he's yeah,

1527
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 2: it's been criticism, yeah right.

1528
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 1: The biggest like what is it? The biggest boundary you

1529
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,680
Speaker 1: have is your own imagination or what you believe you're

1530
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,640
Speaker 1: allowed to do and not allowed to do, because it

1531
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: really is you're absolutely like Pat is a guy that

1532
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: in the sports world, especially in general, just on top

1533
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 1: of the absolute world.

1534
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he.

1535
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 2: Called him nuts crazy, get helmet back on him retiring.

1536
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,680
Speaker 3: I thought he was a little out of his mind

1537
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,840
Speaker 3: when he started his podcast, and I saw how much

1538
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 3: he was investing in it, because I remember we were

1539
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 3: all doing like we all just had like a zoom

1540
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 3: and a couple of mics, right, and then we went

1541
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 3: to I remember going to pass going like you have

1542
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,640
Speaker 3: a building, like you have a billion of employees, Like

1543
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,479
Speaker 3: who the fuck what? And I was like I was

1544
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 3: like okay, And then in my head I was like,

1545
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,600
Speaker 3: is this the future? And he was and he was

1546
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 3: just I think he's just he's just fucking dialed in.

1547
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 3: Can I tell you to someone else who's sneaky dialed

1548
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 3: in that you'd never think yet? I think is fucking THEO?

1549
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, THEO is like you know, it's like talk

1550
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 3: about under promise, overperform. THEO fucking valling man. That guy.

1551
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,479
Speaker 3: I was texting him last night. This made me feel

1552
01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:00,360
Speaker 3: so fucking in my feelings about it. It goes. I

1553
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 3: was like, heavin Town, you want to hang out or something?

1554
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 3: He's like yeah, He's like I can't tonight, I'm preparing

1555
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 3: for a podcast. And I went, we're supposed to be

1556
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:10,479
Speaker 3: preparing for these. He's done a new credit.

1557
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: Fuck when we did Trump. So I went, I listened

1558
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,559
Speaker 1: to a couple of podcasts, wrote some notes down. But

1559
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: when I got to like Chicago to do the episode,

1560
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, we got it. I know,

1561
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: I got Will. I know there's always like anytime things

1562
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,640
Speaker 1: aren't doing like there, you feel like there's something, you

1563
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 1: can always just turn to Will and we can just

1564
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 1: talk for a little bit and then find our.

1565
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,559
Speaker 3: Way to a new question. Yeah.

1566
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 1: So in my mind, I'm feeling very confident, very comfortable.

1567
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 1: It's like thirty minutes before he comes on, and Will

1568
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 1: is writing notes looking at something. I'm ptty sure you

1569
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: get headphones in, and I'm thinking of myself, Oh my god, like,

1570
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 1: what is there something I'm not doing right now that

1571
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: I should absolutely be doing. The panic that ensued in

1572
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: my body, I literally I got the piece of paper

1573
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:51,720
Speaker 1: out and I started just writing things on a piece

1574
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 1: of paper that didn't even fucking make sense, because I

1575
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,479
Speaker 1: feel like I should just be doing this. Also because

1576
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,760
Speaker 1: he's doing this when I feel a whole lot better

1577
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 1: when I do a little bit less. Actually, but because

1578
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,799
Speaker 1: he was so prepared we sat there for six hours

1579
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,679
Speaker 1: before the episode.

1580
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:05,759
Speaker 3: That's what was brutal.

1581
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because because if you go and you're like, all right,

1582
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,599
Speaker 1: we have this big guest coming up. The first time

1583
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 1: you came on before, we're familiar with you, it's like, Yo,

1584
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: we got fucking Burt on the episode. Your whole goal

1585
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 1: is the minute you walk here is like get him

1586
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 1: on the bus as soon as possible, because you don't

1587
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 1: want to have like the small talk where you're.

1588
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, don't talk about blahlah blah.

1589
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 1: And so we sit there with this for six hours

1590
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 1: with a couple of secret Service guys. All the conversations

1591
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,640
Speaker 1: you could have are already done, and now it's just

1592
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 1: like now we have an hour and a half.

1593
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 3: Now.

1594
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:31,720
Speaker 2: So we got there at three to do all the

1595
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:35,080
Speaker 2: secret Service stuff, and we were supposed to be at three.

1596
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 2: We're probably gonna sit down an interviewing at like six,

1597
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 2: and then there was a little hope that we might

1598
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 2: get him on a little earlier. I don't think we

1599
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 2: sat down with him until like nine pm a night, Right,

1600
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 2: So we're for tracks in that little conference room unless

1601
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 2: you go, unless you go potty, and then the secret

1602
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 2: Service guy's got to escort you go because oh yeah,

1603
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 2: oh I didn't.

1604
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 1: Like yeah it was and that's yeah.

1605
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 3: I'm getting you know, and everything about that guy playing

1606
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 3: in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I fucking I'll fly to I

1607
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 3: told I was. I was gonna go to Russia to

1608
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 3: promote the movie, and apparently they're kidnapping journalists and so

1609
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 3: I was like, well, okay, it's a bad time.

1610
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 1: It's a whole new special. Yes, he's got that motherfucker.

1611
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 3: Now that's a nice I'd definitely bring a eight pen

1612
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 3: in the Uh.

1613
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a way.

1614
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to Britney Griner? Is she still playing?

1615
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: She still she's still hooping nice, she's doing it hey.

1616
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,800
Speaker 2: But but on your point with THEO, Yeah, I feel

1617
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 2: like he is like reaching insane new stratospheres because his

1618
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 2: his pod, like the way he started, because I've I've

1619
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 2: followed THEO like since he's been podcasting out in LA

1620
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,759
Speaker 2: and everything else, the rat King, and now it feels

1621
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:44,200
Speaker 2: like he's becoming like a rogan S style podcast where

1622
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 2: he has on all these massive names and all these

1623
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,719
Speaker 2: massive people, but he does it his style, in his way.

1624
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 1: And making the change. I believe it was during COVID

1625
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 1: or around that time where he was like I'm leaving La,

1626
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Nashville, right when he was doing

1627
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 1: whole bunch of stuff with Shop and Dalia and all that,

1628
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: and it's like this guy kind of taking away his

1629
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 1: lifeline a little bit because he was alway kind of

1630
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: in a group of people as opposed to being solo,

1631
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,360
Speaker 1: right and taking that by the balls and rolling.

1632
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 3: Is is I mean trump on?

1633
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 2: Then Bernie Sanders like yeah wo and then he has

1634
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 2: a plumber.

1635
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and the numbers just as well yeah, because

1636
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:18,240
Speaker 1: people are really there for THEO.

1637
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 3: I will tell you, I will tell you this, and

1638
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:23,160
Speaker 3: I think THEO would even attest to this. I me

1639
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 3: and Amy Schumer realized how brilliant he was when we

1640
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 3: did We did a reality show called Reality Bites back

1641
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 3: on Comedy Central probably twelve years ago, and THEO Vaughn was,

1642
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:43,160
Speaker 3: without question, on the final episode of that show the

1643
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 3: funniest individual anyone's ever witnessed speak aloud. We were crying,

1644
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 3: laughing from the for the whole Amy Schumer and I

1645
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:56,160
Speaker 3: were like, he is going to be the best comic

1646
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 3: ever if and this was the thing, like if he

1647
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 3: can figure out how to do what he's doing right

1648
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:05,559
Speaker 3: now on stage, and he and I'm being for real,

1649
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 3: he didn't for a while, like because this is like

1650
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 3: probably fifteen years ago, twelve years ago, that's it is

1651
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:16,760
Speaker 3: that the episode that fucking that person right there made

1652
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 3: me and Amy Schumer laugh harder than any I've never

1653
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,040
Speaker 3: laughed that hard. Michael Liam Black was like, dude, this

1654
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:25,639
Speaker 3: guy's a genius. Everyone Donelle Rollins, Theo's the funniest man alive.

1655
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 3: And he figured out just he just cuts some of

1656
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 3: the bullshit out and and he is today that guy. Man.

1657
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 3: We saw it that we get the first taste of

1658
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 3: it that night and we were like, this is this

1659
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,160
Speaker 3: man will be unstoppable. Yeah, and he's And he's the

1660
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 3: sweetest fucking guy. You know how sweet this motherfucker is.

1661
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 3: I'm a I love little secret stuff. You only ended

1662
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 3: the podcast with your ladies fucking you know. THEO showed

1663
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:55,840
Speaker 3: up to give her love. He pulled up to say,

1664
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:59,000
Speaker 3: hey Aleenn his first live show. I just want to say, hi, congratulations.

1665
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 3: That's who the fuck that guy is. You don't ever

1666
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 3: like that shit goes down in my book forever, Like

1667
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:06,479
Speaker 3: that's like, he's a real dude.

1668
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,559
Speaker 1: That's the all time. When it comes to the podcast

1669
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:13,759
Speaker 1: stuff like you with Rogan him starting, did you guys

1670
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 1: ever imagine that that would be? I mean, is that

1671
01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: the craziest shit in the world. No, dude, because you

1672
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 1: see you see the clip of him he was on

1673
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,160
Speaker 1: somebody Else's somebody Else's show. That kind of gave him

1674
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 1: the brainchild to make the Joe Rogan experience. And we all,

1675
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you're obviously friends with him, but everybody who

1676
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:32,439
Speaker 1: listens to podcasts has come across Rogan one way or another,

1677
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:35,360
Speaker 1: and most of the time become fans. Yeah, and he's

1678
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 1: got the largest podcast in the entire world, Like, did

1679
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:40,679
Speaker 1: you guys ever think that was going to be such

1680
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: a massive opportunity for views and everything and getting to

1681
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,960
Speaker 1: say your specials and your movie coming on all that.

1682
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 3: Dude. It's why I have a hard time understanding the

1683
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:55,799
Speaker 3: way people see Joe today, because I just know that Joe,

1684
01:15:56,040 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 3: Like I just know the Joe, like, like it's funny.

1685
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 3: I like to go back and listen to old episodes

1686
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 3: of his and because that's the Joe I remember this.

1687
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 3: I mean, he's he's brilliant. He's always been a brilliant dude.

1688
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 3: He's always been ahead of the curve. And I'll say

1689
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,080
Speaker 3: that I knew something was up with the podcast the

1690
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:16,800
Speaker 3: first time I did it, and I got like six

1691
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:20,160
Speaker 3: thousand followers on Twitter immediately, and I was like, whoa

1692
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,559
Speaker 3: and then the next time I did it, I put

1693
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:24,880
Speaker 3: out the machine shirt and I sold like twenty five

1694
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,639
Speaker 3: grand in shirts by the weekend, and I was like, well,

1695
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 3: and we did six figures in shirts in the first month,

1696
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 3: and I was like, whoa, this is like, I mean,

1697
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:36,840
Speaker 3: you kind of knew then there's like a moment where

1698
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:40,519
Speaker 3: and then when we did like Sober October and you

1699
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,560
Speaker 3: just the ground swell around it. And that's why I

1700
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,800
Speaker 3: also say, like, that's why negative stuff caught me off guard,

1701
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 3: because you only like it was overwhelmingly positive. If you

1702
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:51,880
Speaker 3: went on Rogan, it was overwhelmingly positive. It was like, dude,

1703
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 3: you guys are losing weight. Bert got his beard shaved,

1704
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 3: and everyone Tom's fat, pray for Joe and and it

1705
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 3: was like crazy. I think the time I started noticing

1706
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:03,679
Speaker 3: negativity really honestly was when I got drugged by Ari

1707
01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:10,600
Speaker 3: and and not everyone thought it was bad. And I

1708
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 3: remember going like, oh, there are people that call me

1709
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,120
Speaker 3: a bit because I got upset by it. And I

1710
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is weird. It was crazy because

1711
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,720
Speaker 3: it was our friendship and it was our it was

1712
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 3: our friends. It was like, you know what, when I

1713
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 3: talked to Joe every day probably an hour that whole October,

1714
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,280
Speaker 3: probably every day for an hour, and I talked to

1715
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 3: him because I was really upset by it. But I

1716
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:35,200
Speaker 3: don't think any of us ever ever thought it was

1717
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,160
Speaker 3: going to be what it is. I don't think any

1718
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 3: of us ever saw this for him. I mean, and

1719
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 3: I still to this day. Like I was with him

1720
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:44,920
Speaker 3: the other day and I was like, I was like, what,

1721
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 3: Like he's just signed that new deal or whatever, and

1722
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,360
Speaker 3: I was like, what's it, Like, what's it like to

1723
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 3: be like that rich? Like I never thought i'd know

1724
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 3: someone had that much money. And he was just like,

1725
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:58,800
Speaker 3: oh no, Like he's I mean, he's still Joe to me,

1726
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,280
Speaker 3: Like he's still like you know, and he's like, I

1727
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 3: don't know, man, Like he's like he's like. My favorite

1728
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:06,640
Speaker 3: Joe moment is we were high and he was like,

1729
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 3: how many fish do you think we'd have? If if

1730
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,559
Speaker 3: you could throw a fish ten feet in the air

1731
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 3: and it grew wings, it would fly, how many fists

1732
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,400
Speaker 3: do you think we'd have on this earth? And I

1733
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:19,680
Speaker 3: was like, the fuck are you talking about? Yes, that's

1734
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,040
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan, Like that's who he is. He's a silly

1735
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,160
Speaker 3: like you backstore at the at the at the Mothership.

1736
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:27,600
Speaker 3: That's Joe Rogan. Like, when I see him interview some

1737
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,400
Speaker 3: of these people, I go, I don't know that guy

1738
01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 3: at all. I don't really like, I don't understand he

1739
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:34,360
Speaker 3: read the guy's book before the fucking thing. Yeah, I'm like,

1740
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:38,640
Speaker 3: what the fuck? Ultimate curiosity, ultimate ultimate curiosity. But the

1741
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 3: Rogan I know is the one that you get there.

1742
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,519
Speaker 3: I mean, this is like the this. Anyone that's done

1743
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:47,080
Speaker 3: that's good friends with Joe would know this. Joe, the

1744
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:48,600
Speaker 3: Joe that you do the podcast with and then you

1745
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 3: play pool with for an hour, smoking weed and talking shit.

1746
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:54,160
Speaker 3: That's the Joe I know, Like, that's the fucking But

1747
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:58,000
Speaker 3: he's uh, I mean he's he saw it early, like

1748
01:18:58,040 --> 01:18:59,960
Speaker 3: he was he was told all of us, get podcast.

1749
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,840
Speaker 3: He's like, get a podcast, immediately, get a podcast. I

1750
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 3: was like, I better as a guest, and he's like, no,

1751
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:08,679
Speaker 3: get a podcast, get a podcast. You gotta have a podcast, dude.

1752
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,840
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, this is gonna change the fucking world. Dude.

1753
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:14,599
Speaker 3: Thank god I listened to him. Thank fucking god. Thank

1754
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,160
Speaker 3: god for Joey Das And Tom's a girl that came

1755
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:18,040
Speaker 3: over to my house on a Sunday when my dad

1756
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:21,759
Speaker 3: we were having Easter Sunday, they came over. Tom hit record,

1757
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 3: gave us all Mike's and I did my first podcast.

1758
01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 3: Tom said, don't edit it, just put it up and night.

1759
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 3: You gotta do it every week. And thank god he

1760
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 3: did that because it changed my life. I mean that, Tom.

1761
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:36,559
Speaker 3: It's amazing all the people that affect you in certain

1762
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:41,320
Speaker 3: ways that are having a positive in effect in your life.

1763
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:44,880
Speaker 3: And it's funny to see who people see Tom as.

1764
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,680
Speaker 3: I just know Tom as a guy who counts your

1765
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:49,519
Speaker 3: burps in a car, you know, Like that's Tommy, Like

1766
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 3: he's just I know him as the fat Tom. I

1767
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 3: don't I don't think of him as having money ever.

1768
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,320
Speaker 3: I know that he has money, but I all I

1769
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,720
Speaker 3: remember is poor Tom who would plug his phone in

1770
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:02,120
Speaker 3: a cross the room because he only had one charger,

1771
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 3: and then he'd just walked across the room to get

1772
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 3: his fucking phone. Like I only know. Like I remember

1773
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:11,519
Speaker 3: when he got addicted to pea campies and he started

1774
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 3: eating like two or three pea campies a day. Oh.

1775
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,719
Speaker 3: He used to travel with hot sauce in his pocket.

1776
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,679
Speaker 3: He had hot sauce on him all the time. Dude,

1777
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 3: I love. My fucking favorite moment of Tommy is and

1778
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:27,439
Speaker 3: this is worthy of someone googling and watching for yourself.

1779
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,799
Speaker 3: We went to Hawaii, me and Tom and with Russell Peters,

1780
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:37,880
Speaker 3: and the very first day, Tom's harry as fucking I go, dude,

1781
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 3: let me shave your back, and he goes, you sure.

1782
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,200
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, let me shave your back. So I

1783
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 3: shave his back and he's shaving his back. I realized

1784
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:48,559
Speaker 3: there's so much hair on him that like, I was like, dude,

1785
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:52,759
Speaker 3: your armpit hair connects with your chest hair. That shouldn't happen.

1786
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 3: I go, let me hollow that out for you, and

1787
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:56,600
Speaker 3: he goes, what do you mean? I said, I'll just

1788
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,200
Speaker 3: clean it up. I'm gonna clean it up. So it

1789
01:20:58,280 --> 01:20:59,960
Speaker 3: looks to fine, it looks like you have a muscle,

1790
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:01,920
Speaker 3: and he's like, you sure, And I was like, yeah,

1791
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,920
Speaker 3: I'm drunk. He's drunk. And I shave his one tit

1792
01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 3: like to hollow it out, and as I pull back.

1793
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:14,920
Speaker 3: As I pull back, I realize it looks like his

1794
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:20,880
Speaker 3: tits are wearing sunglasses. And he gets fucking livid because

1795
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:24,360
Speaker 3: it's our first day in Hawaii, and he looks ridiculous,

1796
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:28,519
Speaker 3: and I can't stop fucking laughing. I am crying laughing.

1797
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:32,000
Speaker 3: It's the hardest I've ever laughed because it looks insane.

1798
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:34,000
Speaker 3: And now he has to walk around Hawaii looking like

1799
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 3: this all fucking week.

1800
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:37,679
Speaker 2: God, I didn't know he was that fat.

1801
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,479
Speaker 1: Oh oh bro oh bro oh hold on, look up

1802
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:41,800
Speaker 1: some of his earlier.

1803
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,800
Speaker 3: There's been there's ever been an adfros epic. Let me

1804
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 3: tell you this fucking guy. He was so fucking fat.

1805
01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:53,120
Speaker 3: He was type in just have fun and google fat Tom,

1806
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,679
Speaker 3: and it is fucking insane fat. He was massive.

1807
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did not know that massive.

1808
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,519
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And you know, you know he was

1809
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:04,839
Speaker 3: like a stud growing up, like recruited to play football

1810
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:08,680
Speaker 3: places jawline chin. Look at that's not him.

1811
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 1: That's assures that they're grabbing another tweet. He'll he'll come

1812
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:17,160
Speaker 1: back and be able to dial at all.

1813
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 3: The one thing, one thing I wish I had.

1814
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:22,160
Speaker 2: That's him. I think that that's him.

1815
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,960
Speaker 3: That's him, that's him, that's him. That one right there, Tom,

1816
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,639
Speaker 3: that's Tom, that's Tom Girra.

1817
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:32,479
Speaker 1: I mean, that's big boy, big boy, big big boy.

1818
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,879
Speaker 3: If there was one thing.

1819
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:36,280
Speaker 1: Four stairs tired at a breath, boy.

1820
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 3: If there was one thing you admire him that you

1821
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,799
Speaker 3: wish you had. And if there's one thing you admire

1822
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:42,200
Speaker 3: him that you wish you had, what.

1823
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:43,519
Speaker 2: Would be say say that again?

1824
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,160
Speaker 3: So, like I look at Tommy and I go, the

1825
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,240
Speaker 3: one thing I wish I had that Tommy has. He

1826
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,960
Speaker 3: doesn't care what people think about him, Like, really, that

1827
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,439
Speaker 3: is beautiful. It's insane. It's insane. When he went after

1828
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 3: pro wrestling, I was like, you have tom like we

1829
01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:00,799
Speaker 3: have friends that are like professional wrestlers. Like He's like, okay,

1830
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:03,000
Speaker 3: I go, yeah, but I think a lot of people

1831
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 3: are gonna get upset. And you see, I don't give

1832
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 3: a fuck. He really doesn't care at all. It's insane,

1833
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:12,479
Speaker 3: you know, he doesn't care on such a fucking level.

1834
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 3: Like he doesn't like when we go do Rogan, He's like,

1835
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:17,519
Speaker 3: I got a hard out, I can only do an

1836
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,240
Speaker 3: hour today, And you're like, dude, Drogan, let's do three hours.

1837
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,880
Speaker 3: He's like, no, I'm leaving. He just doesn't care. He

1838
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,720
Speaker 3: can sit silently in a car and not talk for

1839
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,320
Speaker 3: a fucking six hour car ride, just not speak to you.

1840
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:32,120
Speaker 3: He's insane. I wish I could not. I wish I

1841
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 3: could not. So, like, what's one thing that you see

1842
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,240
Speaker 3: him do that you go, I wish I had more

1843
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:38,680
Speaker 3: of that. And what's one thing you see him that

1844
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,360
Speaker 3: you go, I wish I.

1845
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:47,840
Speaker 2: Could Taylor's obsessive discipline with his health Okay, really well, yeah,

1846
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 2: like when Taylor wants to get something done health wise,

1847
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:55,840
Speaker 2: he stays dialed in. Now obviously, like we'll have our

1848
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:57,200
Speaker 2: times where we splurge and do all.

1849
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,559
Speaker 1: About that stuff the boys, But you know that gas

1850
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:02,680
Speaker 1: station didn't we You know what.

1851
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:04,360
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, Like when he gets dialed in on

1852
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 2: something health wise that he wants to get done and accomplished,

1853
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,440
Speaker 2: like it gets accomplished.

1854
01:24:08,479 --> 01:24:10,240
Speaker 3: Really, are you working out right now? Yeah?

1855
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,519
Speaker 1: No, I literally it's funny you say that, and I

1856
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 1: do appreciate that because it's literally for the last two months,

1857
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:19,760
Speaker 1: I've been traveling and moving around so much that I've

1858
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:21,840
Speaker 1: just treated my body like a sewer. I know it,

1859
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:25,640
Speaker 1: you off to, I know because I just I I

1860
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:30,280
Speaker 1: do love. I found myself loving routine and enjoying routine

1861
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,960
Speaker 1: and figuring out, Okay, I'm gonna get it in the morning,

1862
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this and then I'm gonna go and

1863
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,680
Speaker 1: as soon as work is done, I'm gonna immediately get

1864
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:37,320
Speaker 1: home as fast as possible to spend as much time

1865
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 1: my family is. Don't pull this ship up. I did

1866
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:47,400
Speaker 1: a thing for Redoo out door but yeah, yeah, yeah,

1867
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:50,280
Speaker 1: like I he was that way in football too, Yeah.

1868
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 3: Very but yeah you were you.

1869
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:54,400
Speaker 1: I think you've got that I.

1870
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:57,519
Speaker 3: Would have loved as intenous. Yeah.

1871
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:01,280
Speaker 1: One thing I love a about Will that I wish

1872
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:04,160
Speaker 1: I had more of is how truly intentional he is

1873
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:07,479
Speaker 1: with things like if we like when we do our

1874
01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:10,120
Speaker 1: locker room that comes out on Wednesdays. He he's so

1875
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:12,559
Speaker 1: intentional about what he's going to say and what his

1876
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,800
Speaker 1: picks are and how he's going to say it to

1877
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:19,160
Speaker 1: where I really enjoy going somewhere and then figuring out

1878
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 1: what I'm going to say there. I think there's a

1879
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:22,719
Speaker 1: lot of fun in that for my brain to be like, okay,

1880
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:25,559
Speaker 1: like let me try to maneuver and figure out my

1881
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:27,800
Speaker 1: best way to make my friend smile laugh or ask

1882
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:31,439
Speaker 1: a good question. What I see Will to do kind

1883
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:34,120
Speaker 1: of like the Trump thing is like the ability to

1884
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:38,639
Speaker 1: prepare in a way that is extremely effective and extremely

1885
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,559
Speaker 1: intentional about the way he does it that I just

1886
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:41,920
Speaker 1: don't have that.

1887
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:45,120
Speaker 3: The best part of that interview was the last two questions.

1888
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:46,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're all by again.

1889
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,920
Speaker 3: Smart. That was really smart because because you ended up

1890
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:51,200
Speaker 3: getting like ten more minutes out of him because he

1891
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:53,600
Speaker 3: was done he was yeah, and then and then you're like,

1892
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 3: actually I have one more question go and I actually

1893
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:57,679
Speaker 3: have one to follow up. And that was the best

1894
01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:59,360
Speaker 3: part of that interview. Yeah, that was really smart.

1895
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:02,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It's a it's a special thing, and

1896
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:03,600
Speaker 1: that was nice you made us do that.

1897
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish Tommy if I was gonna say, now

1898
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:07,960
Speaker 3: was I'm talking to you two? If I was like,

1899
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:12,200
Speaker 3: I wish Tommy had more of the the thing you

1900
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,639
Speaker 3: guys have, Like Tommy and I are close, but we're

1901
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 3: close in a weird way, like we're really close, but

1902
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 3: not like publicly that if that makes sense, Like you

1903
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:24,240
Speaker 3: guys team up really well together, like when you guys

1904
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:26,400
Speaker 3: do stuff like beer Olympics, Like you could never get

1905
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:27,600
Speaker 3: Tommy to do beer Olympics.

1906
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:29,360
Speaker 1: You could never get He did promise when he was

1907
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,880
Speaker 1: at the Super Bowl, he did.

1908
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,799
Speaker 3: Like even this, now I'm gonna fucking tell a secret.

1909
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:37,160
Speaker 3: And but Tommy wasn't gonna come to the premiere in

1910
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:40,160
Speaker 3: my movie. I know. Yeah, Oh, you knew that. Yeah,

1911
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:43,080
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, Like I think like that because he

1912
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,160
Speaker 3: just doesn't give a fuck, Like he just really doesn't

1913
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:46,880
Speaker 3: give a fuck about a lot of things. And so

1914
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 3: he goes, yeah, I'm not gonna make it. I'm just

1915
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,360
Speaker 3: coming in. I'm gonna be on the road, and it

1916
01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:52,080
Speaker 3: really fucked me up. And I was like, I was

1917
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:54,640
Speaker 3: like I would go anywhere for him, like right, but

1918
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:56,800
Speaker 3: he's like, yeah, I just I can't do it, and

1919
01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:59,480
Speaker 3: You're like what I mean? I got I got emotional

1920
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:01,680
Speaker 3: and then they he showed up and surprised me and

1921
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:04,519
Speaker 3: I cried on the fucking red carpet. But I was like,

1922
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:08,120
Speaker 3: like I love like if. And maybe it's because we

1923
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:10,519
Speaker 3: live in different cities though, now is that we're you know,

1924
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:13,960
Speaker 3: we're so what seems like we're so distant. We're like

1925
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,360
Speaker 3: we only see each other to do the podcast, you know,

1926
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,600
Speaker 3: like I wish I wish it was I wish we

1927
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:21,360
Speaker 3: could go back to COVID. Do you guys miss COVID

1928
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:21,679
Speaker 3: at all?

1929
01:27:22,439 --> 01:27:24,639
Speaker 2: I miss going for the late night risk games.

1930
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:27,040
Speaker 1: Yes, And it was like a weekday too, like a

1931
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:30,519
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, because we do like that's one thing that

1932
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:33,400
Speaker 1: I was interested as your guys relationship being in different cities,

1933
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:36,040
Speaker 1: like you probably cherish the times you're together a lot more.

1934
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,240
Speaker 3: We dump, We emotionally dumpy on each other when we

1935
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:43,240
Speaker 3: see each other, like just everything comes out and then uh,

1936
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:46,160
Speaker 3: and then we popped And what's it's only sucks a

1937
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:48,200
Speaker 3: little bit. Is like because we're in different cities, we

1938
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,360
Speaker 3: don't really like we don't really get to hang out

1939
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,720
Speaker 3: as much, you know, because if we hang out, we're like,

1940
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:56,080
Speaker 3: we might as well monetize it. Let's fucking do a podcast.

1941
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:57,920
Speaker 1: That's kind of I mean, that's kind of where we

1942
01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:59,519
Speaker 1: sit a little bit too. Like there's been a couple

1943
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,640
Speaker 1: of times or Tail has been out of town, or

1944
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,479
Speaker 1: Charles been out of toown and one of us is like, hey,

1945
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:06,360
Speaker 1: this weekend, let's get the boys together. Let's do X,

1946
01:28:06,439 --> 01:28:08,559
Speaker 1: Y and Z. And then you just spend every single

1947
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:09,840
Speaker 1: day with each other and it's kind of like the

1948
01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:11,519
Speaker 1: weekend comes and goes and you're like, oh, yeah, we

1949
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:14,559
Speaker 1: didn't hang out, did we? Because you're just together all

1950
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:15,040
Speaker 1: the time.

1951
01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:18,400
Speaker 3: I'll tell you all the time. Long time ago, I

1952
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 3: remember talking to Rogan on the phone, this is bizarre,

1953
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:26,320
Speaker 3: and he was like, we got no really good conversation.

1954
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,200
Speaker 3: He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, save it. Why don't

1955
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:30,479
Speaker 3: you come over Let's podcast? And I was like, yeah,

1956
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:33,439
Speaker 3: good call. Hung up. Drove out podcast had the same

1957
01:28:33,479 --> 01:28:37,000
Speaker 3: conversation because you're like, yo, it's such a good conversation.

1958
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,080
Speaker 1: That's how most of our mondays are. We'll show up,

1959
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:41,680
Speaker 1: we'll start talking about this. Wait, let's just wait, We'll

1960
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,800
Speaker 1: just wait until we're on the buckle.

1961
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,600
Speaker 3: Oh's. And but you know what's crazy is like the

1962
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,840
Speaker 3: conversations Tommy and I do have that aren't on the

1963
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:51,280
Speaker 3: podcast are so would be such great podcasts, Like it's

1964
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:55,680
Speaker 3: just gossip and like drama and like I mean, like.

1965
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:57,400
Speaker 1: A couple of gals spilling tea.

1966
01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:00,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I remember when knowing about what you say,

1967
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:02,400
Speaker 2: you're just having a conversation.

1968
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:03,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1969
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,680
Speaker 2: The good thing with us too, though, is like we

1970
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:08,960
Speaker 2: do this the fall tour we we do we do

1971
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,599
Speaker 2: different tours where we're traveling around going to games together.

1972
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,800
Speaker 2: So we get to do like fun ship like that

1973
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,479
Speaker 2: that gets considered like we're working, but ultimately we're happy.

1974
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 3: We can't. We cannot tour together. We are very different

1975
01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:20,880
Speaker 3: tour people.

1976
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:24,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, Leo would not go well or go too well

1977
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:25,840
Speaker 1: to the point where it would not be good.

1978
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,680
Speaker 3: No, it would never go well. He is I mean,

1979
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:32,640
Speaker 3: am I am I writing assessing this Tom? When we

1980
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:35,839
Speaker 3: did the super Bowl. We did the Super Bowl just recently. Yeah,

1981
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:38,759
Speaker 3: me and him did with Shane and we brought Shane

1982
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:43,240
Speaker 3: and then Bobby Lee with us. My green room was

1983
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:50,439
Speaker 3: fucking awesome. Nate Diaz, Guy Fiertti, Jimmy Kimmel, fucking a

1984
01:29:50,479 --> 01:29:54,360
Speaker 3: bunch of pro athletes, fucking Shane and Bobby and fucking

1985
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:58,320
Speaker 3: everyone's having cocktails. Tom had his own green room where

1986
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:01,240
Speaker 3: there was a red light and Tom sitting in a chair.

1987
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:04,599
Speaker 3: May am I not? Am I making this up? Tom

1988
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:07,640
Speaker 3: sits by himself in his green room with a red light.

1989
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,880
Speaker 3: He changes all the red and he just sits there.

1990
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,320
Speaker 3: Why because he's a fucking lunatic. I went to his

1991
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:16,719
Speaker 3: show with the Forum and and he just is sitting

1992
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:18,080
Speaker 3: in a red and I go, what are you doing?

1993
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:21,840
Speaker 3: And he doesn't drink, he doesn't really party, He's just relaxing.

1994
01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:25,240
Speaker 3: You know. He had too short at his fucking his

1995
01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:26,880
Speaker 3: show with the Forum. I went to go see this.

1996
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:28,439
Speaker 3: What's so crazy? I was at his show on the

1997
01:30:28,439 --> 01:30:30,320
Speaker 3: Forum and some guy was like, you guys, are really friends,

1998
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:32,320
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, He's like, you came to

1999
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:34,400
Speaker 3: support your friend. I was like yeah, like we're regular,

2000
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:37,280
Speaker 3: but Tom's in his room with a red light by himself.

2001
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,320
Speaker 3: I went into two shorts room and got fucking lit.

2002
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:41,519
Speaker 3: I was like, why would you fucking sit in Tom's room?

2003
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:44,400
Speaker 3: He is such a drip. He like just sits like

2004
01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:46,200
Speaker 3: in this and like he gets done the show and

2005
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:48,400
Speaker 3: he's like, well, would you like to get a steak

2006
01:30:48,439 --> 01:30:51,800
Speaker 3: maybe or go to bed. You're like I'm like, no, man,

2007
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,280
Speaker 3: We're gonna get fucking loose. And he's like, nah, yeah

2008
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:55,880
Speaker 3: he had too short. I saw too short. I got

2009
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:57,439
Speaker 3: fucking freaked out. I call him Todd Shawl.

2010
01:30:57,920 --> 01:31:00,479
Speaker 1: Do you ever get to do you ever get to

2011
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 1: like truly basking what he's done with his life? He

2012
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:05,519
Speaker 1: just seems like a guy that is just like, like

2013
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:07,000
Speaker 1: you said, doesn't give a fuck and just kind of

2014
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,880
Speaker 1: move forward. Do you ever get him sit there and

2015
01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:11,240
Speaker 1: be like, hey, look how much you've accomplished, how much

2016
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:13,519
Speaker 1: you've done, and and be like, oh my god, that's

2017
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:14,040
Speaker 1: so cool.

2018
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:17,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think he ever pinches himself being like I

2019
01:31:17,439 --> 01:31:20,240
Speaker 3: can't believe this. We're getting to do this stuff? No,

2020
01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:22,680
Speaker 3: it all went away. He wouldn't give a fuck, like

2021
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:25,439
Speaker 3: he doesn't like, he doesn't none of it. Tom is

2022
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:31,200
Speaker 3: very disconnected from his ego, like he doesn't. Standing ovation

2023
01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:33,200
Speaker 3: doesn't mean anything to him. It doesn't affect him the

2024
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:35,000
Speaker 3: way it affects me. If I get a standing ovation,

2025
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:37,599
Speaker 3: sometimes I'll cry, I'll get emotional. I'll be like because

2026
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,559
Speaker 3: I feel it, I feel it, Like like look at him,

2027
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,639
Speaker 3: he's just like this, head down like this, like don't please.

2028
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,360
Speaker 3: You know, that's fucking He looks like he's getting arrested.

2029
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:49,160
Speaker 3: They're on their feet and fucking.

2030
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 1: Curing on the words you said, which is the craziest

2031
01:31:51,439 --> 01:31:54,000
Speaker 1: thing about being comic. Yeah, like you just said words

2032
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:57,360
Speaker 1: in a way that made people go, that's fucking that's funny. Yeah,

2033
01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:59,400
Speaker 1: And people like it so much that their standing up

2034
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:00,240
Speaker 1: and clapping for you and.

2035
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:02,880
Speaker 3: His effect and burrs this way a little bit, like

2036
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:07,920
Speaker 3: they're both like the praise and the adulation. Maybe I

2037
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:08,240
Speaker 3: don't know.

2038
01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2039
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:12,360
Speaker 3: I don't know if they if they find it gross,

2040
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:17,160
Speaker 3: you know, to to basking it or I don't know.

2041
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:20,439
Speaker 3: They're very similar men where they're just like, eh, thank you,

2042
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:24,360
Speaker 3: and they just walk off dude, I fucking I mean,

2043
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,439
Speaker 3: there was a period of time where I could get

2044
01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:30,040
Speaker 3: a standing ovation if I wanted one, like I knew

2045
01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:32,240
Speaker 3: how to do it, like I would, I'd be like,

2046
01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:34,400
Speaker 3: thank you and then turn my back and go three,

2047
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:39,120
Speaker 3: two one, oh, here we go. Fuck it's I did

2048
01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:41,439
Speaker 3: it to Ari one time, and I've never seen Ari

2049
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:47,720
Speaker 3: lose his mind more. I told him like, he's like,

2050
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:49,920
Speaker 3: I've never had a standing ovation. I said, you can

2051
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:51,439
Speaker 3: get one if you want one. He's like what, and

2052
01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:53,240
Speaker 3: I said, O, yeah, yeah, I'll show you this. If

2053
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:54,760
Speaker 3: I want one, I can show you how I do it.

2054
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:56,720
Speaker 3: I just what I do is I go thank you,

2055
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,040
Speaker 3: and then I go to get my shirt and I

2056
01:32:58,080 --> 01:33:00,200
Speaker 3: grab my shirt. I turn around and then you see

2057
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:02,400
Speaker 3: one person oh no, thank you so much, and then

2058
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:05,599
Speaker 3: another oh no, no no, oh guys, please don't, please don't,

2059
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:08,400
Speaker 3: and then everyone stands up. And I was like, are

2060
01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:10,919
Speaker 3: you fucking kidding me? And I was like, yeah, yeah,

2061
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:13,240
Speaker 3: but like guys like Tom and Ari and Joe, they

2062
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:15,439
Speaker 3: would never think about that. But I don't know. I'm

2063
01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:19,680
Speaker 3: fucking broken. I'm broken, Like, dude, you give me a

2064
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:22,080
Speaker 3: standing ovation, I will get emotional. I love it. It's

2065
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:25,920
Speaker 3: fucking awesome. I love when people say, hey, man, I

2066
01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 3: love your podcast or I love you I mean something

2067
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:32,000
Speaker 3: to me, I go, thank you? You know so? Yeah,

2068
01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:37,639
Speaker 3: I've cried so much on podcasts. The one to all

2069
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,599
Speaker 3: my cries are ugly? Which one's that one?

2070
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:43,639
Speaker 1: I love how your subtitles falling?

2071
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:48,519
Speaker 3: Christ Christ Oh? I cried at the fucking hold on.

2072
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,680
Speaker 3: This is not fair. Everyone should cry at the end

2073
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:56,200
Speaker 3: of fucking mites and men bawling. I get to feed

2074
01:33:56,240 --> 01:34:00,000
Speaker 3: the rabbits. This was Tom saying. He was like, I

2075
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:03,880
Speaker 3: was like Lenny, and he was like, George, Yeah, I.

2076
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:05,080
Speaker 1: Don't think I've seen this movie.

2077
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:09,439
Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding? Of mice and men? No? Do

2078
01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:12,479
Speaker 3: I get to feed the rabbits? George, I feed the rabbits.

2079
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:14,920
Speaker 3: Tell me like it's gonna be. Tell me like it's

2080
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:17,400
Speaker 3: gonna be with the alfalfa. You've never seen it?

2081
01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:17,760
Speaker 2: No?

2082
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:20,280
Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me? Are you? We had to

2083
01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,920
Speaker 3: read the book? Oh my god? And then this is

2084
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,280
Speaker 3: not We were breaking down mentally to.

2085
01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:28,040
Speaker 1: Say so one of you and the Stefano when the

2086
01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:30,599
Speaker 1: Stephano starts crying about him not being around this kid

2087
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:32,360
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I mean, obviously, having a kid

2088
01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:34,280
Speaker 1: in traveling as much as I do, just hit different

2089
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:35,160
Speaker 1: than watch.

2090
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:38,800
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, here's the thing. So I get, I'll get,

2091
01:34:38,800 --> 01:34:43,080
Speaker 3: I'll get shit on sometimes when I get emotional and uh,

2092
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:45,840
Speaker 3: like people just say enough. I'm tired of it. But

2093
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:49,439
Speaker 3: like there's certain thing. Look, that's my my cancel thing.

2094
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:52,559
Speaker 3: It's like I overshare about like you have a video.

2095
01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:55,759
Speaker 3: I got emotional on a video you had about telling

2096
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:57,280
Speaker 3: your daughter you loved her when you dropped off school.

2097
01:34:57,280 --> 01:34:59,440
Speaker 3: I think I texted you right right after. Yeah, yeah,

2098
01:34:59,439 --> 01:35:01,920
Speaker 3: look you can. You can take it or leave it.

2099
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,320
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna be one hundred

2100
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:06,519
Speaker 3: percent of me one hundred percent of the time. And

2101
01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:09,280
Speaker 3: if I get emotional in moments like this, I don't

2102
01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:12,880
Speaker 3: give a fuck. If you go unfollowed, this isn't what

2103
01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:14,880
Speaker 3: I signed up for. Why aren't you being funny? I

2104
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:16,599
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I

2105
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:20,519
Speaker 3: really genuinely don't give a fuck. Yeah, but this moment,

2106
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:24,559
Speaker 3: it's so hard, man, it's so hard to leave your kids.

2107
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:27,479
Speaker 3: And you know what's crazy about this generation? Like Di

2108
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:31,200
Speaker 3: Stefano is younger than me, he's very cognizant of it

2109
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:34,280
Speaker 3: like we weren't cognizant. We we just I just did

2110
01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,040
Speaker 3: what I had to do. Like I, I just went

2111
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:39,800
Speaker 3: on the road. Georgia was born. We induced labor because

2112
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:43,000
Speaker 3: I had to work. It's like, that's that's how we

2113
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:45,719
Speaker 3: started her life. He brought her in three days early

2114
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:48,120
Speaker 3: so I could work with David tel and so I

2115
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:51,160
Speaker 3: went on the road her for her. For the first

2116
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,680
Speaker 3: year of her life, I was on the road every

2117
01:35:52,720 --> 01:35:54,839
Speaker 3: single weekend. I have an option, I have a choice.

2118
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:58,000
Speaker 3: We were poor, like that's if everyone I don't know

2119
01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:01,880
Speaker 3: didn't have any money. I made seven hundred dollars a weekend.

2120
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:03,720
Speaker 3: I had to pay for my flights at my hotel.

2121
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:05,640
Speaker 3: We had no money. But I had to do that

2122
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,960
Speaker 3: in order to have a little money. And Leanne had

2123
01:36:07,960 --> 01:36:10,200
Speaker 3: a job. Leanne worked twenty, you know, forty hours a week,

2124
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:16,840
Speaker 3: and uh and I worked every fucking side, leveraged these

2125
01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:20,880
Speaker 3: children's childhood for work. I worked. And then if we

2126
01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:23,320
Speaker 3: did stuff like this there was a family vacation, I

2127
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,400
Speaker 3: definitely put it online because I needed to sell tickets

2128
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:27,760
Speaker 3: the next week in Omaha, you know. And so I

2129
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:30,280
Speaker 3: did out all that and I fucking told every story

2130
01:36:30,280 --> 01:36:32,840
Speaker 3: about their life on stage because I just didn't know

2131
01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:35,600
Speaker 3: any better. And look, if I had the hindsight to

2132
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:37,479
Speaker 3: go back and do it different, I would definitely do

2133
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:40,160
Speaker 3: it differently, Like if I could do with the Stefan

2134
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:42,160
Speaker 3: who didn't take some time off and be with my family.

2135
01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:45,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely, he's got a unique he's got a unique rule.

2136
01:36:46,120 --> 01:36:48,240
Speaker 1: We had him on the show over a year ago

2137
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:50,760
Speaker 1: now where he said, I won't leave, I'll like stay

2138
01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:52,400
Speaker 1: in this region. I won't leave for more than like

2139
01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:53,400
Speaker 1: twenty four hours at a time.

2140
01:36:53,479 --> 01:36:55,920
Speaker 3: It's great, man, It's it's like, listen what it you know?

2141
01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:59,519
Speaker 1: But you your your wife had your wife had a story.

2142
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:01,640
Speaker 1: I don't know where it was, like what show was on,

2143
01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:04,760
Speaker 1: whether it was hers, yours or just a post on Instagram,

2144
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:06,479
Speaker 1: but she tells a story about when you guys are

2145
01:37:06,479 --> 01:37:08,080
Speaker 1: broke the way you said you were, and you were

2146
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:10,920
Speaker 1: like had like a forty in your hand in a

2147
01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:12,840
Speaker 1: bag and you were a skateboarding home and she's like,

2148
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:14,160
Speaker 1: that's don't ever lose that.

2149
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:18,680
Speaker 3: So I'll tell you the god I love missed that

2150
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:25,679
Speaker 3: sweashirt somebody. I love that are sweasher That's a nice one. Yeah,

2151
01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:29,840
Speaker 3: it's heavy, it's heavy. I was I had I've had

2152
01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:32,840
Speaker 3: many careers within my career, Like when I was twenty six,

2153
01:37:33,160 --> 01:37:36,639
Speaker 3: I got picked by Will Smith to do a development

2154
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,960
Speaker 3: deal six figures. Got a TV show right after that,

2155
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:43,800
Speaker 3: and I remember being on Franklin and Vine and it's

2156
01:37:43,880 --> 01:37:46,880
Speaker 3: right when the when the seasons are changing in La,

2157
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:49,360
Speaker 3: which is really kind of cool. It's cold but not cold,

2158
01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:52,920
Speaker 3: but very windy, really windy. And I was in an expedition,

2159
01:37:53,760 --> 01:37:56,200
Speaker 3: Eddie Bauer expedition. I had more money than I ever

2160
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:59,240
Speaker 3: thought i'd make. I was in a Jason Williams Jersey.

2161
01:37:59,479 --> 01:38:02,680
Speaker 3: I was listening jaw Rule, the one he did with

2162
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:05,599
Speaker 3: a chante, you know, And I was on the corner

2163
01:38:06,080 --> 01:38:09,080
Speaker 3: I was going to work, and I was like, oh man,

2164
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:12,519
Speaker 3: I thought i'd be happier. I thought life would be

2165
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:14,880
Speaker 3: like I got everything I wanted, like every I got

2166
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:17,559
Speaker 3: it all. I thought i'd be happier. I was like,

2167
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:20,080
Speaker 3: it just doesn't. The sparkle isn't there. I was like,

2168
01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:24,200
Speaker 3: it's nice, but I don't know. Son cut to by

2169
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 3: four or five years later. I'm married to Leanne. We

2170
01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:30,080
Speaker 3: have Georgia and Isla. We're broke, We're pissed broke. I mean, honestly,

2171
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:32,519
Speaker 3: I remember Daniel Tosh coming over to pick me up.

2172
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:36,320
Speaker 3: We're gonna go play poker a legend and he and

2173
01:38:36,400 --> 01:38:38,240
Speaker 3: I said, I need one hundred dollars from Leanna and

2174
01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:39,360
Speaker 3: she said we don't have it. And I said, no,

2175
01:38:39,479 --> 01:38:41,240
Speaker 3: just give me the give me a hundred dollars. She goes, no,

2176
01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:43,479
Speaker 3: we don't have one hundred dollars. I said, babe, I'm

2177
01:38:43,479 --> 01:38:45,160
Speaker 3: not gonna lose it. Just give a hundred buck. He goes, honey,

2178
01:38:45,160 --> 01:38:47,880
Speaker 3: we don't have I can't find one hundred dollars to

2179
01:38:47,920 --> 01:38:49,360
Speaker 3: give you. And Daniel Tosh was like, I'll give you

2180
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:52,840
Speaker 3: a hundred dollars to end this conversation. We were broke, right,

2181
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:58,360
Speaker 3: and she sent me to Rouse to go get milk

2182
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:01,000
Speaker 3: for the girls, and I skateboarded Ouse and I with

2183
01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:05,080
Speaker 3: whatever money she had given me, I bought myself a

2184
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:08,559
Speaker 3: forty of fosters, like a big oil can. And I

2185
01:39:08,600 --> 01:39:12,680
Speaker 3: was skating home, listening to Modest Mouse and I was

2186
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:16,120
Speaker 3: just skateboarding and I was fucking and I literally said

2187
01:39:16,120 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 3: to myself in that moment, I was on Detroit Street.

2188
01:39:18,280 --> 01:39:22,160
Speaker 3: I went this, I'm happiest fuck right now, like I'm

2189
01:39:22,240 --> 01:39:25,000
Speaker 3: really happy. And she was watching me from the balcony

2190
01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:27,240
Speaker 3: and she's as I got up there, she goes, don't

2191
01:39:27,240 --> 01:39:30,519
Speaker 3: ever lose that boy, that guy that just killing forty,

2192
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:34,320
Speaker 3: just skateboarding, just hat smiling, ear to fucking ear, And

2193
01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:36,280
Speaker 3: I said, I swear to God, and I mean, I'm

2194
01:39:36,760 --> 01:39:38,960
Speaker 3: I'm you know, I talk in hyperbole, but like every

2195
01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:41,160
Speaker 3: day I get with that chick is like fucking that.

2196
01:39:41,320 --> 01:39:44,360
Speaker 3: It's like fun as fuck. Man. I never thought that

2197
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:46,800
Speaker 3: chick would be the one to give me all that.

2198
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:49,160
Speaker 3: Like I thought she'd have to have way bigger tits,

2199
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:53,720
Speaker 3: bronze skin, blonde hair, six feet like I thought that

2200
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:57,840
Speaker 3: was the chick. But this little fucking redneck midget, this

2201
01:39:57,880 --> 01:40:03,679
Speaker 3: little fucking fucking barefoot just I just it's like crazy,

2202
01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:06,479
Speaker 3: that the chick, you know. And yeah, I mean, I'm

2203
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:08,479
Speaker 3: the happiest guy in the I got everything I ever

2204
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:11,040
Speaker 3: wanted in life, ever wanted, and no one's telling me

2205
01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:12,880
Speaker 3: to quit drinking. That's the best.

2206
01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:14,599
Speaker 1: She's never once said to you. Hey, listen, she.

2207
01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:21,799
Speaker 3: Says, she she told me, big boy a couple of times,

2208
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:25,600
Speaker 3: what a beautiful Yeah, I really did, I really did.

2209
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:29,400
Speaker 3: I like look, I like I I like, I like

2210
01:40:29,479 --> 01:40:31,479
Speaker 3: to have a good time. And it's like we're not.

2211
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:33,800
Speaker 3: Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody, So what the fuck

2212
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:34,240
Speaker 3: are we doing?

2213
01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:37,519
Speaker 1: Well? According to you, who it is guaranteed here tomorrow.

2214
01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:44,680
Speaker 3: I think I'm losing my fucking mind. You know, this

2215
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:47,320
Speaker 3: is the last podcast I'm gonna do for like a year.

2216
01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:50,560
Speaker 2: Why, Yeah, what's going on? Tell tell us what's in

2217
01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:51,200
Speaker 2: the works with you?

2218
01:40:51,360 --> 01:40:56,000
Speaker 3: I'm done, I think I'm I think I'm I'm taking

2219
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,400
Speaker 3: a year off of the road, and I want to

2220
01:40:58,439 --> 01:41:03,120
Speaker 3: think more before I talk. You know, you ever get

2221
01:41:03,120 --> 01:41:05,000
Speaker 3: like to the place where you're talking so much and

2222
01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:08,599
Speaker 3: not putting thought into anything. You're like, yeah, right, I've

2223
01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:14,040
Speaker 3: been podcasting straight every week straight for like fifteen years,

2224
01:41:14,760 --> 01:41:18,240
Speaker 3: which is crazy. And I think this, I think it

2225
01:41:18,280 --> 01:41:21,320
Speaker 3: gets convoluted with stand up and I think it's I

2226
01:41:21,360 --> 01:41:23,479
Speaker 3: don't know if it's made my stand up better. I

2227
01:41:23,479 --> 01:41:26,280
Speaker 3: think earlier on it did. But when I did this special,

2228
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:28,599
Speaker 3: I was like, I just shot I just shot it

2229
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:35,400
Speaker 3: in Florida recently comes out soon, I can't say yet,

2230
01:41:35,439 --> 01:41:39,000
Speaker 3: but uh, I was like, this is the this is

2231
01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:41,000
Speaker 3: the best one I've done. And I was like, and

2232
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:43,679
Speaker 3: I can't, I can't think to do an I got

2233
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:45,080
Speaker 3: to do another one. I have another one do in

2234
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,800
Speaker 3: like a year or two. I was like, I need

2235
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,400
Speaker 3: to take time off and like live a life, like

2236
01:41:48,439 --> 01:41:50,280
Speaker 3: I need to live. My girls are both in college.

2237
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:52,400
Speaker 3: I don't have them to write about anymore. That was

2238
01:41:52,600 --> 01:41:55,920
Speaker 3: just such a fucking a well to go to with.

2239
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:59,719
Speaker 3: Those fucking idiots were so funny. They were so fucking

2240
01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:02,760
Speaker 3: fun and and I was like, I need to take

2241
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:04,400
Speaker 3: time off. I need to stop. And then and I

2242
01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:06,439
Speaker 3: started thinking about podcasting. I was like, you know, I

2243
01:42:06,479 --> 01:42:08,840
Speaker 3: got so many podcasts, and it's weird with comic because like,

2244
01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:11,000
Speaker 3: if I say something funny sometimes I'll say, hey, can

2245
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:12,640
Speaker 3: you take that out? I'm gonna put it on stage.

2246
01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:14,200
Speaker 3: And then I was like, I should take all my

2247
01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:16,200
Speaker 3: funny thoughts and really start writing them down. So I've

2248
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:18,920
Speaker 3: been I've never done this before, but I'm like, anytime

2249
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:20,320
Speaker 3: I have a good thought, I write it down and

2250
01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:22,120
Speaker 3: I try to explore it and write it out. I

2251
01:42:22,360 --> 01:42:24,559
Speaker 3: just would work it out on stage. So I'm like,

2252
01:42:24,760 --> 01:42:26,080
Speaker 3: I was laying in bed today, I was like, I'm

2253
01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:27,519
Speaker 3: doing this podcast. I think this is the last one

2254
01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:29,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do for a year. And I was like,

2255
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:31,760
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm gonna do anyone else's podcast, like

2256
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:34,160
Speaker 3: not even Rogan's who you Know.

2257
01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:36,400
Speaker 1: What about your own?

2258
01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:39,920
Speaker 3: I was, I gotta be honestly, I was toying with

2259
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:42,320
Speaker 3: the idea getting rid of mine. Really I was toying

2260
01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:46,160
Speaker 3: and getting rid of everything and just everything. But here's

2261
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:51,080
Speaker 3: the problem. Is I love like I love Two Bears,

2262
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:52,600
Speaker 3: Two Bears is I'll do that for the rest of

2263
01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:55,960
Speaker 3: my life. I love it. It's very lightlift because of

2264
01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:59,439
Speaker 3: who I do it with. Bird Cast sometimes can be

2265
01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:01,639
Speaker 3: a pain in the end as and then sometimes it's

2266
01:43:01,720 --> 01:43:04,800
Speaker 3: just a gift. Like I sat with Juvenile the other day,

2267
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:08,120
Speaker 3: Like I fucking was obsessed with Juvenile, and then I

2268
01:43:08,120 --> 01:43:10,120
Speaker 3: sat and me him and many fresh smoked weed and

2269
01:43:10,200 --> 01:43:15,920
Speaker 3: drank vodka and I fucking laughed forever forever, and then

2270
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:18,759
Speaker 3: and then I got to do it with with Maynard Keenan,

2271
01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:22,120
Speaker 3: mana Manage James Keenan, the leading er Tool. It's a gift.

2272
01:43:22,160 --> 01:43:24,240
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not gonna get opportunities like that unless

2273
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,400
Speaker 3: I have that podcast. So that's the only reason I

2274
01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:28,320
Speaker 3: don't want to get rid of it is just it's selfish,

2275
01:43:28,439 --> 01:43:30,240
Speaker 3: is that I I mean, yes, I make money from it,

2276
01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:32,360
Speaker 3: but it's selfishly I get to sit with these people

2277
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:35,720
Speaker 3: that I fucking idolize because like Jimmy Kimmel comes over

2278
01:43:35,920 --> 01:43:38,919
Speaker 3: fucking jud Apatow and I get to pick the brains

2279
01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:42,080
Speaker 3: fucking it. That's the only reason I wouldn't get rid

2280
01:43:42,080 --> 01:43:43,920
Speaker 3: of it, but I would. I do think there's something

2281
01:43:43,920 --> 01:43:46,760
Speaker 3: to be said when when I look at like when

2282
01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:50,440
Speaker 3: I look at like uh like Stave and and D'stefano

2283
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:53,040
Speaker 3: and that generation of comics, those are guys that are

2284
01:43:53,080 --> 01:43:56,760
Speaker 3: cool with walking away from everything. I know. I'm I'm god,

2285
01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:58,880
Speaker 3: I fucking love that guy. But like I you know,

2286
01:43:58,960 --> 01:44:01,439
Speaker 3: I wish I had the balls to do more of that,

2287
01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:03,640
Speaker 3: but I don't. I feel like, you know, I like

2288
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:06,920
Speaker 3: so yeah, So I'm not gonna do other people's podcasts

2289
01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:08,920
Speaker 3: for a year, and I'm not going to do stand

2290
01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:12,639
Speaker 3: up for a year, and uh take some like Big

2291
01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:16,240
Speaker 3: Trips and uh Ghost. We've been seeing a lot of

2292
01:44:16,240 --> 01:44:19,080
Speaker 3: shows lately, like going to do Sye Music. I'm thinking

2293
01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:22,160
Speaker 3: about staying here an extra day and going to see Goose.

2294
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:24,360
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Goose? You heard of Goose? Oh

2295
01:44:24,439 --> 01:44:26,599
Speaker 3: my god, it's my favorite band there in Nashville there

2296
01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:29,160
Speaker 3: there on Thursday. I might I might stay in town.

2297
01:44:29,160 --> 01:44:30,719
Speaker 3: If I stay in town, I'm bring you guys to Goose.

2298
01:44:30,760 --> 01:44:33,840
Speaker 3: It's fucking insane, all right, Yeah, but I'm seeing music

2299
01:44:33,880 --> 01:44:34,879
Speaker 3: and then, yeah.

2300
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,040
Speaker 1: It sounds like a little stoicism in your life, the

2301
01:44:37,080 --> 01:44:37,960
Speaker 1: ability to say no.

2302
01:44:38,160 --> 01:44:41,280
Speaker 3: No, I don't believe in that step. You know. He's

2303
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 3: cool as fuck too. He hit me up and he's like,

2304
01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:46,759
Speaker 3: you know, he said, I wish I could call him

2305
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:50,280
Speaker 3: because you know, he backed me up privately in what way?

2306
01:44:50,760 --> 01:44:51,120
Speaker 1: Holiday?

2307
01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:52,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ryan Holiday?

2308
01:44:52,040 --> 01:44:54,719
Speaker 1: He was Holiday backed you up on saying I don't

2309
01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:55,280
Speaker 1: believe no.

2310
01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:57,679
Speaker 3: He said, I know what you're trying to say. Okay,

2311
01:44:57,800 --> 01:44:59,439
Speaker 3: he goes, I know what you're That's a big difference

2312
01:44:59,560 --> 01:45:01,559
Speaker 3: because I am nderstand what you're trying to say. He

2313
01:45:01,640 --> 01:45:05,800
Speaker 3: was like, there's wallflower stoics that don't really believe in it,

2314
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:07,880
Speaker 3: but they quote it likes. He goes, I know what

2315
01:45:07,880 --> 01:45:10,080
Speaker 3: you were trying to say. But he goes, here, can

2316
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:11,599
Speaker 3: I send you some books? And I was like, please,

2317
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:13,680
Speaker 3: I think Ron Ryan Holiday is a bad after.

2318
01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:16,240
Speaker 1: I would have them on the show.

2319
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:17,760
Speaker 3: But here's here's the other thing is that if you're

2320
01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:22,519
Speaker 3: a comic, why not why not challenge everything? Like immediately

2321
01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:25,640
Speaker 3: I go stoicism. Everyone's fucking second. Everyone believes in it.

2322
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,320
Speaker 2: Come on the second, everyone's but everybody doesn't.

2323
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:33,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, not me. Why the holiday is cool? Motherfucker? I

2324
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:34,679
Speaker 3: want to I want to read exactly what he said.

2325
01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:36,040
Speaker 3: But you know what's so funny.

2326
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:37,599
Speaker 2: Is I would love to have you on if you're

2327
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:38,280
Speaker 2: happening to be watching.

2328
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:41,240
Speaker 3: I got, I got, I'm gonna well, I'll wrap this

2329
01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:43,200
Speaker 3: up soon. I know you guys probably should leave, but

2330
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:47,360
Speaker 3: that we got invited to a party, and uh uh,

2331
01:45:47,479 --> 01:45:50,200
Speaker 3: it's the craziest party I've ever been to. Everyone's there,

2332
01:45:51,479 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 3: no at who's did he?

2333
01:45:54,080 --> 01:45:54,320
Speaker 2: Did he?

2334
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:57,200
Speaker 3: No? No? By the way, do you think you would

2335
01:45:57,240 --> 01:46:01,400
Speaker 3: have do you think when we talk about the coward

2336
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:03,679
Speaker 3: and that is close, right, do you think you could

2337
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:05,760
Speaker 3: have gone to Ditti's party and not been a part

2338
01:46:05,760 --> 01:46:07,439
Speaker 3: of it? Oh?

2339
01:46:07,479 --> 01:46:08,160
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

2340
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:14,559
Speaker 3: Do you question?

2341
01:46:16,479 --> 01:46:19,000
Speaker 1: Were you ever invited to a Diddy party?

2342
01:46:19,160 --> 01:46:22,360
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no never no. But I've always I've done,

2343
01:46:22,520 --> 01:46:26,720
Speaker 3: I've done gone. I've gone out to eat with men

2344
01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:29,720
Speaker 3: that I thought were gay, like like like every guy

2345
01:46:29,760 --> 01:46:32,080
Speaker 3: that ever in Hollywood, I thought wanted to fuck me.

2346
01:46:32,479 --> 01:46:35,360
Speaker 3: Everyone Elliott Gould, I thought he wanted to fuck me.

2347
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:37,400
Speaker 3: He was like let me give you your my number.

2348
01:46:37,439 --> 01:46:39,080
Speaker 3: We'll go out to dinner or sometime. And I was like, cool,

2349
01:46:39,120 --> 01:46:42,479
Speaker 3: he wants to fuck me. I always expected anyone Will

2350
01:46:42,520 --> 01:46:45,000
Speaker 3: Smith probably you know the I thought Will Smith wanted

2351
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:47,759
Speaker 3: to fuck me in the ass. Yeah, oh you ever

2352
01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:48,400
Speaker 3: heard that story?

2353
01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:49,080
Speaker 1: No?

2354
01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:53,680
Speaker 3: No again? Is this legit? I swear to God, So

2355
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:59,240
Speaker 3: Will Smith, I'm twenty six. One of his boys sees

2356
01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:02,120
Speaker 3: me to stand up. I would like, you can I,

2357
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:05,559
Speaker 3: you know, maybe do a deal? I said, great, So like,

2358
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:07,679
Speaker 3: let me introduce you. So I go to the Hip Factory,

2359
01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:09,679
Speaker 3: I think is where he was recording his album with Llennium,

2360
01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:14,120
Speaker 3: and uh, I meet him in a dance studio. It's

2361
01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:16,680
Speaker 3: a dance studio like two folding chairs, and we sit

2362
01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:20,000
Speaker 3: and we talk and I'm like, dude, I love hip hop.

2363
01:47:20,160 --> 01:47:21,640
Speaker 3: I love you know. I'm like trying to sell them

2364
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:22,720
Speaker 3: because I want to do a deal with him. And

2365
01:47:23,240 --> 01:47:25,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, I love black guys. You're black, like I'm

2366
01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:25,800
Speaker 3: fucking you know.

2367
01:47:26,040 --> 01:47:27,280
Speaker 1: Just every hell of a selling point.

2368
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:29,160
Speaker 3: Du Juvie was big then, so I was like talking

2369
01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:33,519
Speaker 3: about fresh and everything, and so he's like cool man,

2370
01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:36,599
Speaker 3: he was like, uh, He's like, what are you doing

2371
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:37,840
Speaker 3: to night? And I was like nothing. He was like,

2372
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:39,960
Speaker 3: let's go to the movies. I was like, okay, so

2373
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:42,320
Speaker 3: I leave. I remember calling my dad and he was like,

2374
01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:43,880
Speaker 3: how to go. I said, good, We're going to the movies,

2375
01:47:43,880 --> 01:47:46,120
Speaker 3: and my dad's like on a date. I go to No.

2376
01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:47,320
Speaker 3: He was like, what do you mean You're going to

2377
01:47:47,320 --> 01:47:49,200
Speaker 3: the fucking movies with them? I go I to know.

2378
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,439
Speaker 3: He said he wanted to go to the movies, and

2379
01:47:50,439 --> 01:47:52,960
Speaker 3: so we're going to the movies. My Dad's like, called buddy,

2380
01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,360
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I was like what and he goes. This

2381
01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:59,320
Speaker 3: is they called the casting couch in Hollywood. These men

2382
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:03,400
Speaker 3: they're so tired of having sex with women that the

2383
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:05,120
Speaker 3: only man really turns them on is to fuck young

2384
01:48:05,160 --> 01:48:08,240
Speaker 3: guys and to turn them out. It's called the casting couch.

2385
01:48:08,280 --> 01:48:12,559
Speaker 3: I was like, Dad, that's impossible. He goes, What's more

2386
01:48:12,600 --> 01:48:15,920
Speaker 3: possible the fact that you're so talented that, within doing

2387
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:19,479
Speaker 3: stand up for six months, the biggest movie start in

2388
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:21,000
Speaker 3: the world wants to do a TV show about you,

2389
01:48:21,120 --> 01:48:22,720
Speaker 3: or that he's tired of pussy and he wants to

2390
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:24,519
Speaker 3: fuck you. I was like, oh my god, I'm getting fucked,

2391
01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:26,320
Speaker 3: and he goes, I go, what do I do? And

2392
01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:28,560
Speaker 3: he goes, no, I'm just like, I'm giving you a

2393
01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:31,760
Speaker 3: heads up, like go, but you.

2394
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:34,360
Speaker 1: Know your dad's like you're gonna get You're inna catitch

2395
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:35,040
Speaker 1: hands and that's okay.

2396
01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:36,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, just I'm giving your heads up. That's

2397
01:48:36,640 --> 01:48:38,040
Speaker 3: why he's bringing you there. But you know, I'm just

2398
01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:40,040
Speaker 3: don't want my only son going in not knowing what

2399
01:48:40,120 --> 01:48:42,320
Speaker 3: he's ready for. So I go. We were supposed to

2400
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:45,320
Speaker 3: do it at Planet Hollywood, which is even still sounds

2401
01:48:45,320 --> 01:48:47,040
Speaker 3: weird to see a movie at Planning Hollywood. I go in,

2402
01:48:47,080 --> 01:48:48,439
Speaker 3: I'm like, as Will Smith here and they're like, no,

2403
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:51,000
Speaker 3: movie stars don't hang out here. So I'm sitting in

2404
01:48:51,040 --> 01:48:52,960
Speaker 3: the lobby going like what the fuck? And then this

2405
01:48:53,040 --> 01:48:56,000
Speaker 3: dude probably six' seven comes out of a. Corner his

2406
01:48:56,080 --> 01:48:58,519
Speaker 3: Name's Charlie mack and he, goes, You, burt AND i

2407
01:48:58,560 --> 01:49:00,960
Speaker 3: was like, yeah and he goes. DOWNSTAIRS i was, like,

2408
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:03,640
Speaker 3: Motherfucker i'm gonna have to fuck this guy. Too like

2409
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:06,680
Speaker 3: he's six. SEVEN i know Who Charlie mack is. Too

2410
01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:08,760
Speaker 3: it's's got a song about. Him i'm gonna stand at the.

2411
01:49:08,760 --> 01:49:11,280
Speaker 3: Stairs there's ten black dudes sitting in a room like

2412
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:12,920
Speaker 3: probably a little bit bigger than this bus with a

2413
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:15,120
Speaker 3: curtain and a folding table in the. Center And i'm,

2414
01:49:15,160 --> 01:49:17,639
Speaker 3: like oh my, God i'm gonna fuck these ten black.

2415
01:49:17,680 --> 01:49:20,400
Speaker 3: Guys Charlie. Mack i'm sure he's Bringing Jazzy. Jeff plus

2416
01:49:20,439 --> 01:49:22,599
Speaker 3: that's thirteen. Dudes i'm gonna have to fuck. Tonight i'm,

2417
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:25,160
Speaker 3: like this is getting scenario is getting. Worse Will smith

2418
01:49:25,200 --> 01:49:27,920
Speaker 3: comes in WITH i swear To, God Jazzy. JEFF i

2419
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:31,599
Speaker 3: swear To. God he walks in With Jazzy jeff and he's,

2420
01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:34,400
Speaker 3: like he's, like, guys this is the. Guy and everyone

2421
01:49:34,439 --> 01:49:36,120
Speaker 3: looks at me and they're like, Yeah they're, like this Is.

2422
01:49:36,120 --> 01:49:38,120
Speaker 3: BURT i was, like oh my, god this is how

2423
01:49:38,120 --> 01:49:39,439
Speaker 3: it goes. Down and then the.

2424
01:49:39,360 --> 01:49:41,200
Speaker 2: Car probably think there's no WAY i can get away

2425
01:49:41,200 --> 01:49:41,519
Speaker 2: from these.

2426
01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:44,760
Speaker 3: Guys oh just from the doors. Locked it's down to

2427
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:47,040
Speaker 3: fight to. Stairs it's down fight to stairs in a small,

2428
01:49:47,120 --> 01:49:49,400
Speaker 3: room red curtains all around, it folding table in the.

2429
01:49:49,439 --> 01:49:52,000
Speaker 3: Center i'm, like it's going down right. Now curtains open

2430
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:55,240
Speaker 3: up to reveal a private movie theater and me and

2431
01:49:55,520 --> 01:49:59,880
Speaker 3: ten thirteen black dudes Watch American. PIE i sat in

2432
01:49:59,880 --> 01:50:01,599
Speaker 3: a To will the whole, Time, me him And Jazzy

2433
01:50:01,640 --> 01:50:04,360
Speaker 3: jeff laughed, hysterically and at the end of the, MOVIE

2434
01:50:04,479 --> 01:50:07,000
Speaker 3: i go Uh he was, like, hey what did you?

2435
01:50:07,040 --> 01:50:08,479
Speaker 3: Think AND i was, like what do you? Mean what

2436
01:50:08,479 --> 01:50:09,760
Speaker 3: DID i? THINK i said it was a good. Movie

2437
01:50:09,800 --> 01:50:11,519
Speaker 3: he does know about the, room, like what do you.

2438
01:50:11,560 --> 01:50:14,040
Speaker 3: Mean he's like the. GUYS i was, LIKE i don't.

2439
01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:17,280
Speaker 3: Know they're black, dudes and he, goes, no you said

2440
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:20,240
Speaker 3: you're a hip hop. Fan he's, like that's Biz, marquis that's.

2441
01:50:20,240 --> 01:50:22,600
Speaker 3: Cool MOD, d that's Big daddy. Came he's, LIKE i

2442
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:24,360
Speaker 3: brought all the legends so you could meet. Them AND

2443
01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:26,760
Speaker 3: i was, LIKE i could have fucked cool MOD.

2444
01:50:26,840 --> 01:50:30,240
Speaker 1: D Jesus, Christ, YEAH.

2445
01:50:30,080 --> 01:50:33,720
Speaker 3: I fucking UH. D that was. IT i did a

2446
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:35,800
Speaker 3: deal with. HIM i saw his dick like a week

2447
01:50:35,920 --> 01:50:41,040
Speaker 3: later AT. Abc it's a. Hog. Really he was pissing

2448
01:50:41,080 --> 01:50:44,040
Speaker 3: next to. Me he's we went INTO abc to sell a,

2449
01:50:44,080 --> 01:50:46,600
Speaker 3: Sitcom Jimmie. TARSIS i, think who's passed? Away she was

2450
01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:48,680
Speaker 3: RUNNING abc at the, time AND i had to piss really.

2451
01:50:48,720 --> 01:50:50,559
Speaker 3: BAD i went into the bathroom to take a piss And will,

2452
01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:51,880
Speaker 3: Goes i'm gonna come with. YOU i got a piss,

2453
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:53,720
Speaker 3: too and he sat right next to. Me stood right

2454
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:56,000
Speaker 3: next to me started, pissing and his you know how

2455
01:50:56,080 --> 01:50:59,360
Speaker 3: you can hear someone's stream and know the his was

2456
01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:03,439
Speaker 3: like a fun fucking fire. Hose you're A German shepherd's

2457
01:51:03,439 --> 01:51:06,519
Speaker 3: barking like it was fucking. Wild and he gave me

2458
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:08,240
Speaker 3: the keys to the. Business he was, like this is,

2459
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:10,599
Speaker 3: how this is everything you need to know In. Hollywood

2460
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:12,519
Speaker 3: this is the Short AND i couldn't hear any of

2461
01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:14,679
Speaker 3: it BECAUSE i had to. PISS i just AND i couldn't.

2462
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:16,679
Speaker 3: PISSED i got his gun shy AND i just sat

2463
01:51:16,680 --> 01:51:18,639
Speaker 3: there trying to, piss trying to, piss trying to, piss

2464
01:51:18,720 --> 01:51:20,840
Speaker 3: and he was. Done and then he walked over and

2465
01:51:20,880 --> 01:51:22,280
Speaker 3: ALL i heard him, say right AS i started to,

2466
01:51:22,320 --> 01:51:24,719
Speaker 3: piss he, goes just be. Yourself that's ALL i heard

2467
01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:27,920
Speaker 3: the whole. Thing yeah he. WAS i Liked. WILL i

2468
01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:29,800
Speaker 3: had a great time with. Him but you had me

2469
01:51:29,840 --> 01:51:31,640
Speaker 3: on the edge of my seat thinking something was about to.

2470
01:51:31,640 --> 01:51:33,120
Speaker 1: Go, YEAH i thought this is gonna be the podcast

2471
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:33,439
Speaker 1: you told.

2472
01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:37,240
Speaker 3: No, NO i THOUGHT e wanted to fuck me, Too

2473
01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:37,920
Speaker 3: and he just took me to.

2474
01:51:37,920 --> 01:51:40,880
Speaker 1: Dinner, really so sounds like Everybody la is actually.

2475
01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:43,200
Speaker 3: Nice everyone In la is really. GOOD yea not a

2476
01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:45,960
Speaker 3: lot of. PEDOPHILES i haven't, met uh pedophile that you know?

2477
01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:50,120
Speaker 2: Of, yeah not? Yet, right like these, lists.

2478
01:51:50,479 --> 01:51:51,040
Speaker 1: Did you ever meet?

2479
01:51:51,080 --> 01:51:53,760
Speaker 3: Him talk to? Him so what are they saying he?

2480
01:51:53,760 --> 01:51:56,280
Speaker 3: Did BECAUSE i definitely would have gotten into a sex.

2481
01:51:56,320 --> 01:52:02,320
Speaker 2: Party yeah those things, Pedophilia uh little sex. Ring have you?

2482
01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:04,519
Speaker 2: Been have you? Heard have you heard the the audios

2483
01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:06,040
Speaker 2: that have came out apparently of.

2484
01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:11,200
Speaker 3: Him like fucking, dudes, hard grunted. Mill, yeah this is all.

2485
01:52:11,280 --> 01:52:12,840
Speaker 1: Allegedly we don't want to get suits.

2486
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:18,240
Speaker 3: Allegedly fifty ever see the clip of fifty it was

2487
01:52:18,280 --> 01:52:19,320
Speaker 3: a bad bunny or something like.

2488
01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:22,080
Speaker 1: That you see the the comment fifty cent put ON

2489
01:52:22,080 --> 01:52:24,680
Speaker 1: p did's when he's riding a? Bicycle, no so he

2490
01:52:24,840 --> 01:52:27,760
Speaker 1: comments on the it's A p didd he's on a.

2491
01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:30,200
Speaker 1: Bicycle he, smiling he, goes fifty cent. Goes the only

2492
01:52:30,240 --> 01:52:32,280
Speaker 1: reason WHY p did he smiling because there's no seat

2493
01:52:32,320 --> 01:52:36,160
Speaker 1: on that, bicycle like he apparently fifty cents note about

2494
01:52:36,160 --> 01:52:36,439
Speaker 1: it for a.

2495
01:52:36,439 --> 01:52:38,360
Speaker 3: While did you ever see the clip ON?

2496
01:52:39,240 --> 01:52:41,599
Speaker 2: Ms put it like fifty very, dark it's very.

2497
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:46,000
Speaker 3: Bad you gotta you gotta find the. Clips one of

2498
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:48,880
Speaker 3: the Hardest i've ever, LAUGHED p didd he was like,

2499
01:52:49,080 --> 01:52:51,320
Speaker 3: yo man to, Fifties like you want to hang, Out

2500
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:54,120
Speaker 3: i'll take you. Shopping you don't have to buy, Anything

2501
01:52:54,439 --> 01:52:55,000
Speaker 3: i'll pay for.

2502
01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:58,400
Speaker 1: It, Right what the fuck are we talking about?

2503
01:52:58,439 --> 01:53:00,320
Speaker 3: Here? Dude have you you guys got to Do Drink?

2504
01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:02,479
Speaker 3: Champs have you you ever Watched Drink? Champs?

2505
01:53:02,560 --> 01:53:02,920
Speaker 1: No what's?

2506
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:07,519
Speaker 3: That? Oh shut the fuck, up. Dude it is fucking.

2507
01:53:07,720 --> 01:53:11,080
Speaker 3: Amazing what's Drink? Champs it's out Of, miami is Uh

2508
01:53:11,400 --> 01:53:16,639
Speaker 3: nori and DJ fn and they fucking you just drink

2509
01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:19,280
Speaker 3: with them and they. Talk it's such a great. Interview

2510
01:53:19,280 --> 01:53:21,840
Speaker 3: but if you're into hip, hop the interviews they have

2511
01:53:22,040 --> 01:53:25,640
Speaker 3: are fucking. INSANE dmx interviews are the best interviews on.

2512
01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:29,599
Speaker 3: Here THE dmx ones are. INSANE i did it Because

2513
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:31,560
Speaker 3: i'm a Huge i'm a huge hip hop. Fan But

2514
01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:34,439
Speaker 3: i'm friends With. Nori nori's. Nor he's a bad aass.

2515
01:53:34,479 --> 01:53:37,320
Speaker 3: Motherfucker he gets after it and he's like running a

2516
01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:40,080
Speaker 3: ton right now him. Here we're gonna have him hopefully

2517
01:53:40,160 --> 01:53:42,200
Speaker 3: come out and do maybe the next five k we.

2518
01:53:42,240 --> 01:53:45,280
Speaker 3: Do but he's, like they're, awesome. Dude Drink champs is fucking,

2519
01:53:45,320 --> 01:53:48,519
Speaker 3: awesome but their interviews are. WILD i would be done

2520
01:53:48,840 --> 01:53:50,880
Speaker 3: right there The diddy. ONE i don't know anything about

2521
01:53:50,960 --> 01:53:53,360
Speaker 3: hip hop at, all at. All, No I'm i'm like

2522
01:53:53,520 --> 01:53:55,679
Speaker 3: blakelyn a two good. Show it's some forty one. Guy

2523
01:53:56,040 --> 01:54:00,280
Speaker 3: i'm a late nineties early two thousand. Shares. Yeah, yeah

2524
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:03,679
Speaker 3: not these ones, today but the ones every day about country.

2525
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:07,559
Speaker 3: Music love, It Red Clay, stres love. Them Marcus, King.

2526
01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:11,559
Speaker 1: Marcus King, Band, yes bro pull pull one of those songs,

2527
01:54:11,640 --> 01:54:12,320
Speaker 1: Up Goodbye.

2528
01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:17,400
Speaker 3: Carolina oh My, God Delilah Marcus king's new, Album. Delilah

2529
01:54:17,439 --> 01:54:21,840
Speaker 3: that Song Marcus. King, YEAH i MEAN i did a

2530
01:54:21,840 --> 01:54:23,519
Speaker 3: crazy interview With marcus THAT i got a lot of

2531
01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:27,840
Speaker 3: ship For why, yeah why HE i understand, It like you,

2532
01:54:27,880 --> 01:54:31,040
Speaker 3: KNOW i joke about, alcoholism you, know AND i joke about.

2533
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:31,720
Speaker 1: It you don't believe in.

2534
01:54:31,760 --> 01:54:34,840
Speaker 3: IT i. DON'T i. DON'T i. DON'T i, DON'T i.

2535
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:36,600
Speaker 3: DON'T i. Don't, here here's the. Deal if you have

2536
01:54:36,640 --> 01:54:38,920
Speaker 3: an eating, disorder they don't tell, you don't, worry no

2537
01:54:38,960 --> 01:54:40,440
Speaker 3: food for you for the rest of your. Life you

2538
01:54:40,520 --> 01:54:43,040
Speaker 3: have to figure out a way to manage. IT i

2539
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:45,160
Speaker 3: think that we can do the same. Anyway here's my.

2540
01:54:45,200 --> 01:54:48,280
Speaker 3: Point So marcus comes over to my. HOUSE i, Apologize

2541
01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:52,320
Speaker 3: marcus If i'm. Oversharing but he comes over AND i

2542
01:54:52,360 --> 01:54:54,400
Speaker 3: wasn't drinking at the. TIME i was just on one

2543
01:54:54,400 --> 01:54:56,440
Speaker 3: of those benders WHERE i wasn't drinking and he comes

2544
01:54:56,440 --> 01:54:59,840
Speaker 3: over and he was. LIKE i was, like here's. Up

2545
01:54:59,840 --> 01:55:02,120
Speaker 3: HE'S i had a rough night last. NIGHT i, said,

2546
01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:03,480
Speaker 3: okay CAN i get you? SOMETHING i got every soda

2547
01:55:03,480 --> 01:55:04,960
Speaker 3: he could ever. Imagine he, GOES i fell off the

2548
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:07,440
Speaker 3: wagon last, night AND i, said, OKAY i said how.

2549
01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:10,160
Speaker 3: Long he's like a couple of. YEARS i. THINK i was, like.

2550
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:12,160
Speaker 3: WHOA i, said what are you looking? For and he,

2551
01:55:12,160 --> 01:55:15,280
Speaker 3: Said i'm looking for something to maybe get me through the.

2552
01:55:15,360 --> 01:55:17,280
Speaker 3: DAY i was, like, Yeah i'm in. There i'll do

2553
01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:19,720
Speaker 3: it with. You Like I'm i'll fucking if you're having a,

2554
01:55:19,720 --> 01:55:21,080
Speaker 3: Moment i'll have a moment with. YOU i don't give a.

2555
01:55:21,120 --> 01:55:24,200
Speaker 3: Fuck so we did a very drunken podcast where he

2556
01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:26,440
Speaker 3: had fallen off the wagon and this is the Guy.

2557
01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:30,320
Speaker 1: Marcus, oh, okay, YES i have seen this. Guy he's extremely.

2558
01:55:30,360 --> 01:55:33,640
Speaker 1: Talented HE'S i would argue he's a.

2559
01:55:33,680 --> 01:55:37,680
Speaker 3: PRODIGY i, mean he's fucking the. Best you, know guy

2560
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:39,080
Speaker 3: likes to get loose every now and, then and right

2561
01:55:39,080 --> 01:55:40,960
Speaker 3: now he's. SOBER i think he's sober right. Now but

2562
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,000
Speaker 3: the day he came, over he fell off the, wagon

2563
01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:45,520
Speaker 3: AND i just Wasn't i'm not the guy that's going

2564
01:55:45,600 --> 01:55:50,000
Speaker 3: to go, hey, MAN i don't. Know i'm not that.

2565
01:55:50,040 --> 01:55:51,760
Speaker 3: Guy i'm the guy that, goes, yeah i'lldrink with. You

2566
01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:54,240
Speaker 3: so we got. Hammered we talked about him falling off the.

2567
01:55:54,240 --> 01:55:57,280
Speaker 3: Wagon we talked about his wife wasn't talking to him

2568
01:55:57,280 --> 01:55:58,880
Speaker 3: at the time because he had fallen off the. Wagon

2569
01:55:59,360 --> 01:56:01,520
Speaker 3: and so many people have so many fucking opinions of

2570
01:56:01,520 --> 01:56:03,000
Speaker 3: how they should have HOW i should have dealt with,

2571
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:05,040
Speaker 3: that AND i was, like, no, Man i'm your. Friend

2572
01:56:05,480 --> 01:56:07,640
Speaker 3: if something goes, Down i'm just gonna stand next to

2573
01:56:07,680 --> 01:56:10,000
Speaker 3: you and not ask. Questions i'm not gonna make it

2574
01:56:10,080 --> 01:56:11,720
Speaker 3: a more difficult day for. You i'm gonna be your.

2575
01:56:11,720 --> 01:56:15,280
Speaker 3: Boy and so we've we've, stayed we've stayed. Close he came,

2576
01:56:15,280 --> 01:56:17,520
Speaker 3: out he ended up doing fully loaded with, us sober,

2577
01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:20,360
Speaker 3: sober didn't. Drink we Did Flora. Bama we went out

2578
01:56:20,400 --> 01:56:22,160
Speaker 3: to The Flora bama, bar gone on stage. TOGETHER i

2579
01:56:22,160 --> 01:56:24,440
Speaker 3: was fucking, lit but he didn't. Drink he was being being.

2580
01:56:24,560 --> 01:56:26,880
Speaker 3: HEALTHY i love that guy to. Death, Man he's a.

2581
01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:27,680
Speaker 2: Legend he is.

2582
01:56:27,840 --> 01:56:29,880
Speaker 1: Fuckingible i've got to listen to some of his. Music

2583
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:31,880
Speaker 1: i've seen some of his, clips BUT i have not

2584
01:56:32,360 --> 01:56:34,760
Speaker 1: dove into his music just. Yet do we want to

2585
01:56:34,800 --> 01:56:35,600
Speaker 1: hit a twisted question?

2586
01:56:35,680 --> 01:56:38,600
Speaker 2: Before? Yes And i'm so. Sorry my bladder so. SMALL

2587
01:56:38,640 --> 01:56:39,440
Speaker 2: i have to, pee.

2588
01:56:39,320 --> 01:56:40,360
Speaker 3: Pete go be a third.

2589
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:41,640
Speaker 1: P how long has this podcast been going?

2590
01:56:41,640 --> 01:56:41,800
Speaker 3: On?

2591
01:56:43,120 --> 01:56:46,560
Speaker 1: Huh oh this is nothing is one of the shorter.

2592
01:56:46,600 --> 01:56:49,160
Speaker 3: Ones, yeah, second another, HOUR i, mean get me another twisted,

2593
01:56:49,160 --> 01:56:49,960
Speaker 3: tea get him.

2594
01:56:49,840 --> 01:56:51,160
Speaker 2: A tweet tweet right?

2595
01:56:51,160 --> 01:56:54,560
Speaker 3: Now what do you really start breaking down? Things so you.

2596
01:56:54,560 --> 01:56:58,440
Speaker 1: Texted us about possibly doing some hurricane relief and then, you.

2597
01:56:58,320 --> 01:57:01,200
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's i'm doing In tampa. Instead,

2598
01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:03,840
Speaker 3: Okay so it was THE i DON'T i don't want

2599
01:57:03,840 --> 01:57:07,360
Speaker 3: to shit on the relief people, that you, know the different.

2600
01:57:07,360 --> 01:57:09,480
Speaker 1: Ones, yeah hey, sure grab me a water, too Please.

2601
01:57:09,560 --> 01:57:13,320
Speaker 3: God BUT i was gonna do one tonight at The

2602
01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:20,920
Speaker 3: ryman and uh And i'm just going, Anyway i'm just, going, yeah,

2603
01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:23,520
Speaker 3: yeah and just doing stuff That i'm. Doing i'm Doing

2604
01:57:24,080 --> 01:57:26,560
Speaker 3: i'm doing. Stuff you, Know it's it gets really. Tricky

2605
01:57:26,720 --> 01:57:27,520
Speaker 3: what the.

2606
01:57:27,320 --> 01:57:28,720
Speaker 2: Fuck tall?

2607
01:57:28,720 --> 01:57:32,760
Speaker 3: Boy oh my, god it gets really tricky giving Money

2608
01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:34,160
Speaker 3: i've gotten fucked a number of.

2609
01:57:34,160 --> 01:57:36,080
Speaker 1: Times it's tough to give, money especially when you don't

2610
01:57:36,080 --> 01:57:36,400
Speaker 1: where it's.

2611
01:57:36,400 --> 01:57:39,680
Speaker 3: Going so So i'll tell you that, this AND i,

2612
01:57:39,720 --> 01:57:43,000
Speaker 3: MEAN i wish it wasn't so LIKE i did something

2613
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:46,480
Speaker 3: for The, bucks. Right The bucks were trying to build

2614
01:57:46,480 --> 01:57:49,640
Speaker 3: a house for habitat for. Humanity they needed like one

2615
01:57:49,680 --> 01:57:54,640
Speaker 3: hundred thousand. Dollars i've Been Doug williams, right epic quarterback

2616
01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:56,320
Speaker 3: for The. Bucks i'm With Doug. WILLIAMS i do a.

2617
01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:58,880
Speaker 3: VIDEO i. Go all we're asking is for two dollars

2618
01:57:58,880 --> 01:58:01,840
Speaker 3: and forty six. Cents, Chrisler i'm donating two thousand and

2619
01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:06,000
Speaker 3: forty six. Dollars i'm With Doug. Williams just put it

2620
01:58:06,000 --> 01:58:09,760
Speaker 3: in two dollars AND i get destroyed. Online i'm oblivious

2621
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:12,240
Speaker 3: to it Because i'm not reading. Comments tommy comes to

2622
01:58:12,240 --> 01:58:13,520
Speaker 3: me and he's, like, dude you look like a fucking.

2623
01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:16,680
Speaker 3: Ass you're asking everyone to donate two. Dollars you donated two.

2624
01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:19,640
Speaker 3: Thousand he's like. You the comment online is bert you

2625
01:58:19,640 --> 01:58:21,800
Speaker 3: could have just bought the house. YOURSELF i was, like,

2626
01:58:21,880 --> 01:58:24,960
Speaker 3: kay but that's not how charity. Works it's like we

2627
01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:28,120
Speaker 3: group fund, things right, right, RIGHT i ended up buying a.

2628
01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:30,120
Speaker 3: HOUSE i had to buy a. House have a, guilt

2629
01:58:30,320 --> 01:58:32,280
Speaker 3: one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i bought a fucking house for

2630
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:34,280
Speaker 3: habitat if You Vanity tom bought a house. Too we

2631
01:58:34,280 --> 01:58:37,240
Speaker 3: both bought. Houses and So i'm, Like i'm, Like i'm

2632
01:58:37,280 --> 01:58:39,760
Speaker 3: never going to fucking help anyone again because it comes

2633
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:41,440
Speaker 3: back to. Me, yeah and then it's like it's LIKE

2634
01:58:41,480 --> 01:58:43,640
Speaker 3: i was, LIKE i was, like, also two thousand dollars

2635
01:58:43,680 --> 01:58:46,360
Speaker 3: is like a Solid why can't you just donate two thousand?

2636
01:58:46,400 --> 01:58:49,720
Speaker 3: Dollars so THEN i learned you just you cannot try

2637
01:58:49,760 --> 01:58:52,800
Speaker 3: to get credit for helping. People, No you've got to

2638
01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:56,040
Speaker 3: do it, silently. Right so THAT'S jp on the.

2639
01:58:56,040 --> 01:58:57,760
Speaker 1: Bus he's big on, that, like if you're going to

2640
01:58:57,840 --> 01:59:00,480
Speaker 1: do something for, somebody you don't you don't want to

2641
01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:02,000
Speaker 1: do it at all in the public.

2642
01:59:02,040 --> 01:59:02,800
Speaker 2: Eye, DUDE i.

2643
01:59:02,840 --> 01:59:05,360
Speaker 3: DID i. Did i'm the kind of guy that IF i,

2644
01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:08,880
Speaker 3: send IF i give you money for, GoFundMe LIKE i

2645
01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:11,440
Speaker 3: put my name on. It, Yeah so AND i donate

2646
01:59:11,480 --> 01:59:12,640
Speaker 3: the most so That i'm at the top of the

2647
01:59:12,640 --> 01:59:16,320
Speaker 3: list just to. Win oh, YEAH i Fucking i've dropped

2648
01:59:16,840 --> 01:59:19,120
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars a number of times into go fundme

2649
01:59:19,200 --> 01:59:22,440
Speaker 3: is just to see my name above everyone else's some of.

2650
01:59:22,360 --> 01:59:24,400
Speaker 2: The gofundme's out. There, man there's a there's a buddy

2651
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:27,200
Speaker 2: of mine who did a GoFundMe for surgery on his.

2652
01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:29,400
Speaker 3: Dog that's WHERE i draw the.

2653
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:33,080
Speaker 1: LINE i BELIEVE i know this person, too like that

2654
01:59:33,520 --> 01:59:35,880
Speaker 1: who's doing? Well oh he's doing he does?

2655
01:59:36,000 --> 01:59:36,840
Speaker 2: Well, yeah does does.

2656
01:59:36,920 --> 01:59:39,320
Speaker 1: Well it's not like he's just living in a cardboard,

2657
01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:41,680
Speaker 1: Boxes like my dog has to get brain. Surgery please

2658
01:59:41,920 --> 01:59:42,600
Speaker 1: help fund.

2659
01:59:42,400 --> 01:59:46,800
Speaker 2: This cancer family, emergency like it's stuff like, obviously but

2660
01:59:47,120 --> 01:59:50,520
Speaker 2: you're talking about surgery for a, dog, like, yeah you

2661
01:59:50,560 --> 01:59:51,720
Speaker 2: gotta have a line, somewhere you.

2662
01:59:51,760 --> 01:59:52,640
Speaker 1: Know It's, Uh.

2663
01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:55,320
Speaker 3: I'm, Done i'm done trying to. HELP i USE i.

2664
01:59:55,400 --> 01:59:57,720
Speaker 3: Go i'll help, you and you'll never know about. It

2665
01:59:57,760 --> 02:00:00,760
Speaker 3: Like i'm doing a show In tampa And i'm giving

2666
02:00:00,760 --> 02:00:02,840
Speaker 3: the proceeds to what you might call, it and then

2667
02:00:02,880 --> 02:00:05,680
Speaker 3: obviously we will donate. Money it'll be, silent you won't

2668
02:00:05,680 --> 02:00:08,080
Speaker 3: know how much it went. Right but but you just.

2669
02:00:08,120 --> 02:00:10,880
Speaker 3: Can't you. Can't LIKE i was gonna try to do

2670
02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:12,600
Speaker 3: something here and then and all of a sudden it

2671
02:00:12,680 --> 02:00:14,800
Speaker 3: just got so, convoluted AND i was, Like i'm. OUT

2672
02:00:14,800 --> 02:00:16,520
Speaker 3: i don't even want to be associated with, it because

2673
02:00:16,560 --> 02:00:18,560
Speaker 3: second you Say i'd like to do, something all of a,

2674
02:00:18,600 --> 02:00:20,800
Speaker 3: sudden everyone just attacks. YOU i mean the fucking fire

2675
02:00:20,880 --> 02:00:25,440
Speaker 3: fires AND maui, LIKE i was was, toning, dude look

2676
02:00:25,440 --> 02:00:28,280
Speaker 3: at my fucking. Phone all it is is people venmoing

2677
02:00:28,280 --> 02:00:31,680
Speaker 3: me asking for a thousand. Dollars it's it's and one

2678
02:00:31,720 --> 02:00:36,640
Speaker 3: chick's hot as. Fuck. Dude she's like a single. Mom,

2679
02:00:39,600 --> 02:00:41,120
Speaker 3: LOOK i want you to see. Her she has fucking

2680
02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:46,120
Speaker 3: Smoking Venmo god damn. It do you guys have have

2681
02:00:46,160 --> 02:00:48,080
Speaker 3: you guys had to wear readers? Yet, dude my eyes

2682
02:00:48,120 --> 02:00:48,400
Speaker 3: are so.

2683
02:00:48,560 --> 02:00:51,280
Speaker 1: BAD i need TO i need to get on that.

2684
02:00:51,320 --> 02:00:53,760
Speaker 1: Train maybe a little Lasik Justine.

2685
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:59,320
Speaker 3: Adams, yeah.

2686
02:00:59,680 --> 02:01:00,640
Speaker 2: Look she's got a good.

2687
02:01:00,640 --> 02:01:04,480
Speaker 3: Personality, yeah dog, Lover, yeah she, said big, fan super

2688
02:01:04,560 --> 02:01:06,640
Speaker 3: weird requst just seeing if any celebrities are willing to

2689
02:01:06,640 --> 02:01:09,640
Speaker 3: help single mom trying to recover From helene having a rough.

2690
02:01:09,640 --> 02:01:12,600
Speaker 3: Time never done anything like this for far, regardless big.

2691
02:01:12,640 --> 02:01:14,960
Speaker 3: Fan so Then i'm such a fucking. LUNATIC i was,

2692
02:01:15,000 --> 02:01:17,440
Speaker 3: LIKE i wonder if she follows me On? Instagram she

2693
02:01:17,480 --> 02:01:19,360
Speaker 3: don't even follow me On? Instagram oh?

2694
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:19,640
Speaker 2: Really?

2695
02:01:19,720 --> 02:01:22,960
Speaker 3: Yeah like what the, Fuck i'm not gonna you big don't.

2696
02:01:22,840 --> 02:01:24,200
Speaker 2: Follow, You, yeah big fan of.

2697
02:01:24,240 --> 02:01:26,840
Speaker 1: Yours, yeah, dude the Whole, see here's a problem with

2698
02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:28,480
Speaker 1: what you just told me about the whole giving. Thing

2699
02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:30,480
Speaker 1: is if you're asking for two people to give two

2700
02:01:30,480 --> 02:01:32,960
Speaker 1: dollars and forty six cents and you're gonna give two

2701
02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:36,760
Speaker 1: thousand and four and sixty dollars or, whatever it's, Like, okay,

2702
02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:39,560
Speaker 1: yeah you could buy a house or habitat for, humanity

2703
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:42,840
Speaker 1: but you're also, giving and the gesture of just giving

2704
02:01:42,920 --> 02:01:45,920
Speaker 1: should be good enough to be, like, wow good For

2705
02:01:45,960 --> 02:01:48,560
Speaker 1: burt to, give regardless if it's one dollar or a million.

2706
02:01:48,600 --> 02:01:52,880
Speaker 1: Dollars like giving and helping should be seen blanketly as great.

2707
02:01:52,960 --> 02:01:55,240
Speaker 3: Jobs so here's the thing That, Okay i'm being real right,

2708
02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:56,960
Speaker 3: now AND i understand this is gonna get pushed back

2709
02:01:56,960 --> 02:01:58,880
Speaker 3: By i've really enjoyed this, episode by the, Way oh,

2710
02:01:58,960 --> 02:02:01,840
Speaker 3: dude Last i'm bummed that this is the last One

2711
02:02:01,880 --> 02:02:02,200
Speaker 3: i'll ever.

2712
02:02:02,240 --> 02:02:04,320
Speaker 2: Do and the reason you think the reason you think.

2713
02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:05,920
Speaker 2: Too he's been on four times because the first time

2714
02:02:05,960 --> 02:02:07,440
Speaker 2: we had them all we split into two.

2715
02:02:07,320 --> 02:02:09,919
Speaker 1: Weeks, right oh for? Real, yeah because.

2716
02:02:09,680 --> 02:02:11,840
Speaker 2: Remember the first time, CAME i was like three or four.

2717
02:02:11,840 --> 02:02:14,480
Speaker 3: Hours, no, yeah, dude this is such a great.

2718
02:02:14,320 --> 02:02:17,480
Speaker 1: Hang and this but this is also the first podcast

2719
02:02:17,840 --> 02:02:20,080
Speaker 1: of all the podcasts we've, done whether you're doing Two

2720
02:02:20,160 --> 02:02:22,160
Speaker 1: bears and at the Super bowl with you And tom

2721
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:24,240
Speaker 1: or the first time you were on where this is

2722
02:02:24,280 --> 02:02:26,080
Speaker 1: like the most casual of a CONVERSATION i think the

2723
02:02:26,120 --> 02:02:29,400
Speaker 1: three of us have. Had, yeah, yeah very, Nice it's very.

2724
02:02:29,480 --> 02:02:32,520
Speaker 3: ORGANIC i appreciate. That thank. YOU i, think what were

2725
02:02:32,520 --> 02:02:32,960
Speaker 3: we just talking?

2726
02:02:33,000 --> 02:02:34,560
Speaker 1: About giving giving?

2727
02:02:34,600 --> 02:02:36,840
Speaker 3: Back i'm gonna tell you what fucking drives me.

2728
02:02:36,920 --> 02:02:39,560
Speaker 2: NUTS i know this is Gonna you're gonna be honest

2729
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:39,720
Speaker 2: for a.

2730
02:02:39,800 --> 02:02:48,240
Speaker 3: Second so, Like, okay there's an Organization i'm not BUT i, man,

2731
02:02:48,440 --> 02:02:50,400
Speaker 3: LIKE i Know i'm not going to talk about giving but, like,

2732
02:02:52,040 --> 02:02:55,320
Speaker 3: OKAY i give a fucking countload of money to this.

2733
02:02:55,440 --> 02:03:01,080
Speaker 3: Organization that's WHAT i was, thinking the same. Thing, no

2734
02:03:01,240 --> 02:03:04,800
Speaker 3: it's for it's FOR u trans drag queens to read

2735
02:03:04,800 --> 02:03:09,320
Speaker 3: books to kids In florida. Anyway is that a real?

2736
02:03:09,360 --> 02:03:13,720
Speaker 1: Thing if it is, reel it's.

2737
02:03:13,720 --> 02:03:18,000
Speaker 3: Wild they have drag queens reading books to fucking. Kindergarteners

2738
02:03:18,160 --> 02:03:20,760
Speaker 3: that can't be fucking. Real it's like frogs are gay

2739
02:03:20,880 --> 02:03:25,160
Speaker 3: kind of. Thing it's, like shut the fuck up mine as,

2740
02:03:25,200 --> 02:03:27,040
Speaker 3: Well how. Great do you think it would be if

2741
02:03:27,080 --> 02:03:28,960
Speaker 3: you and your boys you're like first graders and you're

2742
02:03:29,080 --> 02:03:30,840
Speaker 3: just learning what what how to make fun of gay,

2743
02:03:30,840 --> 02:03:34,120
Speaker 3: people and then all of a sudden you're, like shut

2744
02:03:34,160 --> 02:03:37,480
Speaker 3: the funk. Off imagine if you had, okay, anyway.

2745
02:03:37,680 --> 02:03:39,920
Speaker 1: A couple of drag queens pull it, off, Though, dude

2746
02:03:40,040 --> 02:03:40,640
Speaker 1: drag queens are.

2747
02:03:40,680 --> 02:03:41,360
Speaker 3: Awesome i'm.

2748
02:03:41,360 --> 02:03:42,960
Speaker 1: Saying they pull it off like you look at, It you're, like,

2749
02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:44,720
Speaker 1: oh she's kind of and then they pulled the wake,

2750
02:03:44,760 --> 02:03:48,120
Speaker 1: off like oh my, god no, idea.

2751
02:03:47,280 --> 02:03:50,280
Speaker 3: Dude, yeah pull. Up you don't know what to believe.

2752
02:03:50,280 --> 02:03:52,280
Speaker 3: It chrisher drag, Queen.

2753
02:03:53,280 --> 02:03:57,520
Speaker 1: Like, bro come, on, DUDE i mean write that's.

2754
02:03:57,600 --> 02:04:02,960
Speaker 3: Him you get caught slipper real for slipping hard. COURT

2755
02:04:03,080 --> 02:04:03,640
Speaker 3: i would.

2756
02:04:03,640 --> 02:04:08,280
Speaker 1: Thank god we're all married, now because there's there's different

2757
02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:10,800
Speaker 1: kind of bullets flying out there that WOULD i, Know i'd.

2758
02:04:10,640 --> 02:04:14,040
Speaker 3: Get GOT i. COULDN'T i. WOULDN'T i, Know will's.

2759
02:04:13,720 --> 02:04:16,480
Speaker 1: Asked who get got no question about? It little morning

2760
02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:18,560
Speaker 1: boy out there nothing.

2761
02:04:18,600 --> 02:04:23,240
Speaker 3: NOW i follow a trans woman who's in a trans

2762
02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:26,520
Speaker 3: woman right, yeah trans woman who's In nashville right.

2763
02:04:26,560 --> 02:04:27,920
Speaker 1: Now, bro.

2764
02:04:30,880 --> 02:04:33,720
Speaker 3: She is so FUCKING i think we MIGHT i don't.

2765
02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:35,720
Speaker 1: Know how many trans women are in the Greater nashville.

2766
02:04:35,760 --> 02:04:37,720
Speaker 1: Area but my second year in the, LEAGUE i had

2767
02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:40,360
Speaker 1: a buddy who was a high school friend of mine

2768
02:04:40,960 --> 02:04:44,040
Speaker 1: and we were out at the bars and he.

2769
02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:47,440
Speaker 3: Was kissing hang on to those girls or. Boys tell

2770
02:04:47,640 --> 02:04:50,960
Speaker 3: what's going. On that's. Girls that's. Girls i'll tell you right,

2771
02:04:50,960 --> 02:04:52,600
Speaker 3: now are right. Ready i'm gonna put my dick on.

2772
02:04:52,640 --> 02:04:54,560
Speaker 3: It there's a. Girls i'd put my dick in those.

2773
02:04:54,560 --> 02:05:01,240
Speaker 3: Mouths there's a. Girls shut the fuck up. Girls right

2774
02:05:02,240 --> 02:05:04,680
Speaker 3: the next, Morning i'd have to go technically. Girls the next,

2775
02:05:04,680 --> 02:05:06,200
Speaker 3: Morning i'd be, like don't worry a. Bird it was

2776
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:09,080
Speaker 3: a girl, technically but there was a got those are

2777
02:05:09,320 --> 02:05:13,160
Speaker 3: those Were come, on, man this is not. Fair, yeah, sure.

2778
02:05:13,160 --> 02:05:13,520
Speaker 2: Get out of.

2779
02:05:13,560 --> 02:05:17,240
Speaker 3: Here.

2780
02:05:18,280 --> 02:05:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah BUT i HAD i had a. BUDDY i had

2781
02:05:20,160 --> 02:05:21,720
Speaker 1: a buddy who we were at the bar and he

2782
02:05:21,800 --> 02:05:23,320
Speaker 1: was making out with a, girl and a guy pulled me.

2783
02:05:23,400 --> 02:05:25,080
Speaker 1: Aside he's, like you gotta tell your. Friend that is

2784
02:05:25,120 --> 02:05:27,560
Speaker 1: not a. Girl that's not a, girl that's a that's

2785
02:05:27,560 --> 02:05:28,080
Speaker 1: a that's a.

2786
02:05:28,080 --> 02:05:31,520
Speaker 3: Guy, okay. Okay so what if, okay what if they,

2787
02:05:31,560 --> 02:05:33,560
Speaker 3: said what If trump gets elected and he's, like all,

2788
02:05:33,680 --> 02:05:38,400
Speaker 3: right new, Rules, okay you can legally and, no no

2789
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:40,360
Speaker 3: one can get. Upset you can cheat on your girl

2790
02:05:41,160 --> 02:05:46,240
Speaker 3: if it's with a trans. Woman, okay, okay what's the

2791
02:05:46,320 --> 02:05:51,960
Speaker 3: question for? It would you? No just? Kiss just, no, no,

2792
02:05:51,960 --> 02:05:53,720
Speaker 3: no you're allowed to and your wife can't say anything about.

2793
02:05:53,720 --> 02:05:55,360
Speaker 3: It he, goes, no, no, no, no that's the. Law

2794
02:05:55,360 --> 02:05:56,680
Speaker 3: he made it the. Law they're.

2795
02:05:56,720 --> 02:05:58,320
Speaker 1: Trans so you want my wife to all of a

2796
02:05:58,360 --> 02:06:00,200
Speaker 1: sudden just take take all the laws to, effect like,

2797
02:06:00,360 --> 02:06:03,200
Speaker 1: GOOD i agree with. Them all is gonna, say, yeah you're.

2798
02:06:03,240 --> 02:06:03,400
Speaker 3: Right.

2799
02:06:03,440 --> 02:06:06,320
Speaker 1: Okay trump said that that's gonna they look like.

2800
02:06:06,360 --> 02:06:07,360
Speaker 3: Girls that's.

2801
02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:09,160
Speaker 1: A that's a that's?

2802
02:06:10,040 --> 02:06:13,360
Speaker 3: Sure is that?

2803
02:06:13,400 --> 02:06:17,040
Speaker 1: Sure get this. LISTEN i had two daughters at, home

2804
02:06:17,040 --> 02:06:18,640
Speaker 1: and the.

2805
02:06:18,720 --> 02:06:20,960
Speaker 3: First openly you're.

2806
02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:23,200
Speaker 1: NOT i still see it on the. Screen hold, on

2807
02:06:24,000 --> 02:06:24,480
Speaker 1: you want.

2808
02:06:24,280 --> 02:06:30,520
Speaker 2: Your tax dollars going towards six changes in, prisons?

2809
02:06:30,960 --> 02:06:33,120
Speaker 1: Dude, okay let we'll get to that a.

2810
02:06:33,120 --> 02:06:34,960
Speaker 3: Second quick, answer.

2811
02:06:35,120 --> 02:06:38,480
Speaker 1: Blanket it's like one Of mitch's twisted. Questions, no, well

2812
02:06:38,520 --> 02:06:39,360
Speaker 1: do you want to answer the?

2813
02:06:39,400 --> 02:06:41,800
Speaker 2: Question absolutely, Not, okay, done.

2814
02:06:41,960 --> 02:06:45,240
Speaker 1: Dude we were watching the law.

2815
02:06:45,120 --> 02:06:48,400
Speaker 3: Though for WHO i just, said, no, no, no we

2816
02:06:48,440 --> 02:06:50,240
Speaker 3: could but we could just and just make up with

2817
02:06:50,240 --> 02:06:55,000
Speaker 3: the trans they're so. Hot but the woman better than my,

2818
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:56,040
Speaker 3: wife and she was christ and a.

2819
02:06:56,080 --> 02:06:59,800
Speaker 1: Woman, listen, LISTEN i fully can agree with you that

2820
02:06:59,840 --> 02:07:01,520
Speaker 1: they there are some trans women out there that make you,

2821
02:07:01,560 --> 02:07:03,280
Speaker 1: go damn for, real that's.

2822
02:07:03,280 --> 02:07:05,120
Speaker 2: CRAZY i would support you LIKE i support your.

2823
02:07:05,160 --> 02:07:10,960
Speaker 3: Alcoholism, okay it's not. Real it's believe IN. COVID i

2824
02:07:11,000 --> 02:07:13,000
Speaker 3: don't believe. In by the, Way i've GOT covid eight.

2825
02:07:13,000 --> 02:07:13,920
Speaker 3: Times you tell me you're From.

2826
02:07:13,960 --> 02:07:15,800
Speaker 1: Florida without telling me you're From. Florida all the things

2827
02:07:15,800 --> 02:07:17,120
Speaker 1: that come out Of bird's fucking mouth.

2828
02:07:17,120 --> 02:07:18,280
Speaker 3: Today get.

2829
02:07:18,320 --> 02:07:21,440
Speaker 4: This trump's elected a third, time by the, way Congratulate.

2830
02:07:21,480 --> 02:07:24,560
Speaker 4: Trump point and then all, right let's now let's pull

2831
02:07:24,640 --> 02:07:27,560
Speaker 4: up trans. Dudes can they do dude as well as

2832
02:07:27,640 --> 02:07:28,360
Speaker 4: those dudes can do?

2833
02:07:28,400 --> 02:07:30,360
Speaker 1: One, well we do have to go down because we

2834
02:07:30,760 --> 02:07:32,000
Speaker 1: fair not at.

2835
02:07:32,000 --> 02:07:34,240
Speaker 3: All because sports it's so much easier to be a.

2836
02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:36,560
Speaker 3: Woman that's not, no that's a.

2837
02:07:36,640 --> 02:07:39,160
Speaker 1: Dude that's a, girl that was a, dude that's a trans.

2838
02:07:39,240 --> 02:07:42,080
Speaker 2: Dude we got to get out of. This we've got.

2839
02:07:42,120 --> 02:07:43,720
Speaker 2: It we've got to draw the line. Somewhere this like

2840
02:07:43,760 --> 02:07:44,600
Speaker 2: the gofund me for your.

2841
02:07:44,600 --> 02:07:48,360
Speaker 1: Dog, yeah we gotta, go. Dude so we were driving back.

2842
02:07:48,200 --> 02:07:51,200
Speaker 2: From time, out he had the story about giving money

2843
02:07:51,200 --> 02:07:52,800
Speaker 2: to an, organization and that's when we got off the.

2844
02:07:52,840 --> 02:07:54,680
Speaker 3: Track as soon as you said, THAT i REMEMBERED i

2845
02:07:54,720 --> 02:07:57,560
Speaker 3: got out of. It that's not that was a born

2846
02:07:57,720 --> 02:08:01,880
Speaker 3: a black. Woman she is white. Too, hey, SURE i

2847
02:08:01,880 --> 02:08:03,720
Speaker 3: don't want to say it. Again, hey hold on for,

2848
02:08:03,760 --> 02:08:04,320
Speaker 3: real for, real for.

2849
02:08:04,360 --> 02:08:11,160
Speaker 1: Real, hey we are muddying some waters out. Here and,

2850
02:08:11,200 --> 02:08:12,760
Speaker 1: literally this is like two weeks after The trump. Thing,

2851
02:08:12,800 --> 02:08:16,880
Speaker 1: people they're exactly who we thought they. Were we don't,

2852
02:08:16,880 --> 02:08:19,560
Speaker 1: want we don't fucking need this right.

2853
02:08:19,600 --> 02:08:21,960
Speaker 3: Now we've got storytelling. Coming and then you just pull

2854
02:08:22,000 --> 02:08:24,920
Speaker 3: up another, one. Dude that's why they're hard not. TO

2855
02:08:25,000 --> 02:08:27,080
Speaker 3: i mean That sherman's job.

2856
02:08:26,920 --> 02:08:28,680
Speaker 1: Is on the line for the rest of this. Episode

2857
02:08:29,160 --> 02:08:31,680
Speaker 1: if you pull up another transperson on this. Podcast, no this,

2858
02:08:31,760 --> 02:08:33,680
Speaker 1: respect we. Respect everybody wants to be whoever they want to.

2859
02:08:33,680 --> 02:08:35,000
Speaker 1: Be but just right, now.

2860
02:08:35,680 --> 02:08:39,440
Speaker 3: Can you can you identify As? Asian if you can

2861
02:08:39,480 --> 02:08:42,480
Speaker 3: identify as a, woman you should be able to identify Hiss? Asian, Right,

2862
02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm.

2863
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:45,520
Speaker 2: TRUE i forget what my twenty three and meters. WAS

2864
02:08:45,520 --> 02:08:46,839
Speaker 2: i Think african is? Everybody?

2865
02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:50,600
Speaker 3: Right the best JOKE i ever heard about? That SO

2866
02:08:50,680 --> 02:08:52,520
Speaker 3: i don't know who the guy is AND i JUST

2867
02:08:52,840 --> 02:08:54,440
Speaker 3: i know he's an older, dude and he was a.

2868
02:08:54,480 --> 02:08:58,560
Speaker 3: GENIUS i think he's a, genius like autistic. Genius he,

2869
02:08:58,640 --> 02:09:06,040
Speaker 3: Said i'm uh ninety nine percent Uh Ashkenazi jew and

2870
02:09:06,640 --> 02:09:09,800
Speaker 3: one percent Sub Saharian african and he goes And i'll

2871
02:09:09,800 --> 02:09:11,680
Speaker 3: just tell, YOU i don't think it was a date.

2872
02:09:13,640 --> 02:09:15,760
Speaker 2: Dude rogan has a good one too with the twenty

2873
02:09:15,760 --> 02:09:19,160
Speaker 2: three and me like he brought up the whole the

2874
02:09:19,240 --> 02:09:20,920
Speaker 2: montage or him saying THE n word and when he

2875
02:09:20,960 --> 02:09:22,840
Speaker 2: got canceled everything else and he wrapped it into a

2876
02:09:22,880 --> 02:09:24,520
Speaker 2: twenty three and Met it was. Hilarious it was when

2877
02:09:24,520 --> 02:09:28,360
Speaker 2: we were In. Vegas we were Watching shane his stand

2878
02:09:28,440 --> 02:09:30,800
Speaker 2: up And rogan came out to surprise. Her, boy we

2879
02:09:30,800 --> 02:09:31,880
Speaker 2: got to meet. Him that was fucking.

2880
02:09:32,120 --> 02:09:33,840
Speaker 3: That you guys haven't Done rogan.

2881
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:36,000
Speaker 2: Yet, Dog come, on we haven't been.

2882
02:09:36,440 --> 02:09:38,760
Speaker 5: That hang, on if there's any if there's one, takeaway

2883
02:09:39,360 --> 02:09:42,160
Speaker 5: if there's one takeaway that everyone, on every fan of

2884
02:09:42,200 --> 02:09:45,840
Speaker 5: this podcast should just start just getting the comments when

2885
02:09:45,880 --> 02:09:46,760
Speaker 5: you gonna have boys on.

2886
02:09:47,680 --> 02:09:49,880
Speaker 2: Something but we also hear if you press like that

2887
02:09:49,920 --> 02:09:50,520
Speaker 2: makes it for your.

2888
02:09:51,080 --> 02:09:54,400
Speaker 3: Removed we've been some bad. Ones i've heard some bad

2889
02:09:54,440 --> 02:09:55,040
Speaker 3: ones we've been.

2890
02:09:55,040 --> 02:09:58,000
Speaker 1: Told there's a like like like we're cool. Rules we Met,

2891
02:09:58,080 --> 02:09:58,960
Speaker 1: joe we met, him.

2892
02:10:00,400 --> 02:10:01,280
Speaker 2: We did the gambling.

2893
02:10:01,320 --> 02:10:06,480
Speaker 1: Thing he's told that story ten times on His. Showie

2894
02:10:07,080 --> 02:10:10,400
Speaker 1: we feel like every time he talks about he mispronounces

2895
02:10:10,400 --> 02:10:12,600
Speaker 1: my name and talks about gambling With Dana. WHITE i

2896
02:10:12,640 --> 02:10:14,840
Speaker 1: get all my friends From. Kate they send me the

2897
02:10:14,920 --> 02:10:18,480
Speaker 1: video like, listen foot we are toe in the.

2898
02:10:18,400 --> 02:10:22,520
Speaker 2: Door that if we were to be, asked we would come.

2899
02:10:22,520 --> 02:10:24,160
Speaker 1: On if we were to be, asked we would check

2900
02:10:24,160 --> 02:10:25,640
Speaker 1: our schedule and then come, on come.

2901
02:10:25,680 --> 02:10:29,680
Speaker 3: On that's going to be the. Episode you're right about that,

2902
02:10:29,720 --> 02:10:31,600
Speaker 3: There and AS i said, that every once you get

2903
02:10:31,600 --> 02:10:35,560
Speaker 3: in the, comments don't get in the. Comments we did

2904
02:10:35,640 --> 02:10:39,000
Speaker 3: an EPISODE i think it stayed in the show where

2905
02:10:39,040 --> 02:10:42,720
Speaker 3: me And ari talked To joe about how we got

2906
02:10:42,760 --> 02:10:46,880
Speaker 3: people on his show because we always were we always

2907
02:10:46,920 --> 02:10:49,640
Speaker 3: work behind the scenes to get people on and it would.

2908
02:10:49,640 --> 02:10:53,880
Speaker 3: Work oh, Yeah Shane, Gillis, Yeah shane when we. TALKED

2909
02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:57,000
Speaker 3: i think we talked about. It. Man know for a,

2910
02:10:57,040 --> 02:10:59,720
Speaker 3: FACT theo was one WHERE i was, like because still

2911
02:10:59,800 --> 02:11:02,000
Speaker 3: one get on AND i was, LIKE i was, like

2912
02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:04,680
Speaker 3: it doesn't work that, Way like LIKE i CAN'T i.

2913
02:11:04,720 --> 02:11:08,000
Speaker 3: Can't IF i push, It, Joe joe won't like it right,

2914
02:11:08,080 --> 02:11:11,080
Speaker 3: Right he'll say yes because he'll go, yeah of. Course

2915
02:11:11,680 --> 02:11:13,120
Speaker 3: but LIKE i tried to do it With Warren, Sapp

2916
02:11:14,160 --> 02:11:16,120
Speaker 3: warren wanted to do it a long time, ago long time,

2917
02:11:16,160 --> 02:11:19,320
Speaker 3: ago AND i was, like, yo, Hey Warren sapp wants

2918
02:11:19,320 --> 02:11:23,760
Speaker 3: to get on your is it fat tom or fat?

2919
02:11:23,840 --> 02:11:24,440
Speaker 3: Shamee holy?

2920
02:11:24,600 --> 02:11:28,200
Speaker 1: Shit that angle the old the old couch was really,

2921
02:11:28,240 --> 02:11:29,440
Speaker 1: hard really.

2922
02:11:29,280 --> 02:11:33,640
Speaker 3: Hard SO i, Said and SO i, Was joe's, Like

2923
02:11:33,640 --> 02:11:35,240
Speaker 3: i'll Have Warren sapp. On he, GOES i just don't know.

2924
02:11:35,280 --> 02:11:36,920
Speaker 3: HIM i don't know anything about, him so like you

2925
02:11:36,960 --> 02:11:38,720
Speaker 3: have to come on with. Him AND i was, like

2926
02:11:38,840 --> 02:11:41,040
Speaker 3: oh That i'm Not i'm not a Great i'm not

2927
02:11:41,080 --> 02:11:44,440
Speaker 3: a great god between and SO i remember saying with,

2928
02:11:44,480 --> 02:11:47,160
Speaker 3: YOU i was, like, dude when he sees, you he'll

2929
02:11:47,160 --> 02:11:49,160
Speaker 3: want you, on and that's when you want to be,

2930
02:11:49,280 --> 02:11:53,440
Speaker 3: on is when he's excited about. You and uh And.

2931
02:11:53,920 --> 02:11:58,280
Speaker 3: Gillis gillis was like One ari AND i would we

2932
02:11:58,320 --> 02:12:02,280
Speaker 3: would Send Gillian kee videos to our group, thread like,

2933
02:12:02,320 --> 02:12:05,200
Speaker 3: dude have you seen? This and then like all you're

2934
02:12:05,200 --> 02:12:07,480
Speaker 3: waiting for Is joe to, Reply and Then i'd be like,

2935
02:12:07,560 --> 02:12:09,480
Speaker 3: no and Then ari would text me send it, again

2936
02:12:09,560 --> 02:12:11,200
Speaker 3: and THEN i said it again and this is fucking. Awesome,

2937
02:12:11,280 --> 02:12:14,040
Speaker 3: Dude Shane gillis is fucking. Hysterical and and Then joe

2938
02:12:14,080 --> 02:12:15,760
Speaker 3: be like who is this. Guy i'm, Like, oh he's

2939
02:12:15,800 --> 02:12:18,040
Speaker 3: the guy that got fire FROM snl for, that and he's,

2940
02:12:18,080 --> 02:12:20,160
Speaker 3: Like joe's, like that's fucking. BULLSHIT i, mean it's it's

2941
02:12:20,480 --> 02:12:23,040
Speaker 3: it was like we talked about it on an. EPISODE

2942
02:12:23,080 --> 02:12:25,320
Speaker 3: i can't remember if we shared all of, it but, uh,

2943
02:12:25,560 --> 02:12:28,080
Speaker 3: yeah it's we did it With Nate. Bargatzi we've done

2944
02:12:28,120 --> 02:12:30,440
Speaker 3: it with a bunch of, people no. Shit, yeah because

2945
02:12:30,480 --> 02:12:32,920
Speaker 3: Because joe's you, know so many people come At.

2946
02:12:32,960 --> 02:12:36,080
Speaker 2: Joe of course that's the. One like everyone's begging for

2947
02:12:36,160 --> 02:12:38,240
Speaker 2: him to sit down with the presidential candidates For kamala

2948
02:12:38,280 --> 02:12:40,840
Speaker 2: and Yeah, trump it sounds like they're gonna. Happen The

2949
02:12:40,920 --> 02:12:42,000
Speaker 2: Trump boy sounds like it's gonna.

2950
02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:42,240
Speaker 3: Happen.

2951
02:12:42,320 --> 02:12:44,160
Speaker 1: YEAH i just DON'T i don't know how it's gonna work, out.

2952
02:12:44,080 --> 02:12:45,640
Speaker 3: But, yeah it's to your. Point, yeah, YEAH i Mean

2953
02:12:45,800 --> 02:12:48,960
Speaker 3: i've started On i've sat in the room with people

2954
02:12:49,000 --> 02:12:51,240
Speaker 3: who were, like who are Like, Joe, hey, man if

2955
02:12:51,280 --> 02:12:52,760
Speaker 3: you ever need a guest for your, podcast AND i, go,

2956
02:12:52,800 --> 02:12:56,200
Speaker 3: wow you just got yourself never on the. Show, yeah

2957
02:12:56,280 --> 02:12:59,240
Speaker 3: you know It's joe's REALLY i think you'd be cool

2958
02:12:59,240 --> 02:13:03,000
Speaker 3: with me saying. This he's very comfortable. Confrontation comfortable with.

2959
02:13:03,000 --> 02:13:03,720
Speaker 1: Confrontation oh.

2960
02:13:04,200 --> 02:13:06,400
Speaker 2: MAN i mean there's receipts out, there even old videos

2961
02:13:06,400 --> 02:13:08,160
Speaker 2: Like Fear, factor.

2962
02:13:07,560 --> 02:13:13,960
Speaker 3: Like and so like people that, think you, know, hey

2963
02:13:14,360 --> 02:13:16,560
Speaker 3: what's the? Saying they say it never hurts to try?

2964
02:13:16,840 --> 02:13:21,160
Speaker 3: It does? It? Does it totally does completely Does so when.

2965
02:13:21,040 --> 02:13:21,760
Speaker 2: We when we.

2966
02:13:23,440 --> 02:13:26,400
Speaker 1: Met, Joe shane was, Like, Hey joe's gonna come. In

2967
02:13:27,120 --> 02:13:29,600
Speaker 1: do not talk about the. Podcast do not bring up

2968
02:13:29,600 --> 02:13:30,160
Speaker 1: anything about the.

2969
02:13:30,200 --> 02:13:35,760
Speaker 3: Podcast is this a little crazy? That like we have a.

2970
02:13:35,880 --> 02:13:38,400
Speaker 3: Way it's like it's like it's like if they brought

2971
02:13:38,560 --> 02:13:40,480
Speaker 3: a chimp in and they were, like, hey, man don't

2972
02:13:40,480 --> 02:13:43,360
Speaker 3: look him right in the, eyes bite off your, fingers

2973
02:13:43,400 --> 02:13:45,080
Speaker 3: will bite your, nose don't look him in the. Eyes

2974
02:13:45,280 --> 02:13:47,680
Speaker 3: but it's, right it's he don't talk about the, Podcast

2975
02:13:47,880 --> 02:13:51,000
Speaker 3: just be a regular, person hang with. Him joe just wants.

2976
02:13:51,040 --> 02:13:53,400
Speaker 3: To joe just doesn't want to feel like he's being.

2977
02:13:53,640 --> 02:13:54,600
Speaker 3: Leveraged that's.

2978
02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:56,920
Speaker 1: It, YEAH i MEAN i feel like everybody wants to

2979
02:13:56,920 --> 02:13:59,680
Speaker 1: feel that. Way if you are a person of celebrity

2980
02:13:59,720 --> 02:14:02,000
Speaker 1: status in any shape or, Form, DUDE i just.

2981
02:14:01,920 --> 02:14:04,800
Speaker 3: Want to hang. Out i'm always shocked at like people

2982
02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:08,520
Speaker 3: who hit Up joe for tickets TO, Ufc LIKE. I one,

2983
02:14:08,600 --> 02:14:11,240
Speaker 3: time one TIME i was AT i was Doing Madison Square.

2984
02:14:11,240 --> 02:14:14,680
Speaker 3: GARDEN ufc was In Madison Square. GARDEN i was doing the.

2985
02:14:14,680 --> 02:14:17,640
Speaker 3: Theater joe isn't doing the the the what you will call,

2986
02:14:17,680 --> 02:14:20,160
Speaker 3: it AND i that MORNING i texted. HIM i, said,

2987
02:14:20,360 --> 02:14:22,480
Speaker 3: dude are you AT? Ufc and he, said, yes do

2988
02:14:22,520 --> 02:14:24,400
Speaker 3: you need? TICKETS i said that would be, great and

2989
02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:27,760
Speaker 3: IMMEDIATELY i regretted, it AND i was, like, Man i've

2990
02:14:27,800 --> 02:14:30,520
Speaker 3: never asked anything from that, guy Like i've never said

2991
02:14:30,560 --> 02:14:33,080
Speaker 3: and he is so goddamn. Generous he sent me a

2992
02:14:33,080 --> 02:14:35,360
Speaker 3: tribemon one, time he sent me, Grills he sent me

2993
02:14:35,400 --> 02:14:38,080
Speaker 3: stuff that you he sees you talking about. It he just, goes, hey,

2994
02:14:38,120 --> 02:14:41,680
Speaker 3: MAN i got. You AND i regretted, immediately AND i immediately, said, hey,

2995
02:14:41,720 --> 02:14:43,560
Speaker 3: MAN i don't need the. TICKETS i will buy. TICKETS

2996
02:14:43,560 --> 02:14:45,400
Speaker 3: i want to. Go i'm gonna buy my own. Tickets

2997
02:14:45,560 --> 02:14:48,919
Speaker 3: But i'm always shocked at like people who are completely,

2998
02:14:48,960 --> 02:14:51,440
Speaker 3: comfortable Like, joe can you hook me up FOR. Ufc i'm,

2999
02:14:51,480 --> 02:14:54,720
Speaker 3: like why wouldn't you just be his? Friend, Right, like

3000
02:14:54,840 --> 02:14:57,000
Speaker 3: just be his, friend you get your own fucking.

3001
02:14:57,040 --> 02:14:59,080
Speaker 1: Tickets let me ask you, this, though if you If

3002
02:14:59,160 --> 02:15:02,560
Speaker 1: joe was Not Joe rogan of like the stature he,

3003
02:15:02,680 --> 02:15:05,080
Speaker 1: is and he was just a regular friend and you

3004
02:15:05,120 --> 02:15:08,560
Speaker 1: guys were in college and they had the ability to

3005
02:15:08,560 --> 02:15:10,440
Speaker 1: get tickets to, something would you not ask that person for?

3006
02:15:10,480 --> 02:15:14,240
Speaker 3: Tickets, NO i still. Won't, Really, YEAH i. Don't But

3007
02:15:14,480 --> 02:15:17,320
Speaker 3: i'm weird About i'm weird about owing stuff to.

3008
02:15:17,360 --> 02:15:19,800
Speaker 1: People, Yeah But i've tried to put myself in a

3009
02:15:19,840 --> 02:15:23,960
Speaker 1: situation like like IF i was in whatever the podcast

3010
02:15:23,960 --> 02:15:26,480
Speaker 1: with the process no longer, exists busting with the. Boys

3011
02:15:26,840 --> 02:15:31,400
Speaker 1: i'm In, lincoln they're playing, somebody AND i would not

3012
02:15:31,440 --> 02:15:33,440
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable at all about Texting will and be, Like, yo,

3013
02:15:33,520 --> 02:15:35,200
Speaker 1: Hey I'm i'm here in, Town LIKE i know they're

3014
02:15:35,200 --> 02:15:36,840
Speaker 1: playing to. Night do you have anybody hook me up

3015
02:15:36,840 --> 02:15:37,000
Speaker 1: with some?

3016
02:15:37,000 --> 02:15:39,280
Speaker 3: Tickets? OH i can't do. That so, Like i'm going

3017
02:15:39,320 --> 02:15:41,400
Speaker 3: to parents weekend and it'd be a no. Brainer i'm

3018
02:15:41,440 --> 02:15:43,520
Speaker 3: going To paris in no matter.

3019
02:15:43,560 --> 02:15:47,640
Speaker 1: What BUT i do understand the discomfort of asking some

3020
02:15:47,720 --> 02:15:47,840
Speaker 1: of the.

3021
02:15:47,920 --> 02:15:51,200
Speaker 3: Tickets the second because the second here's and this is

3022
02:15:51,440 --> 02:15:54,200
Speaker 3: gonna sound very. Broken the SECOND i ask you for,

3023
02:15:54,240 --> 02:15:56,360
Speaker 3: SOMETHING i owe you. SOMETHING i don't want to owe anyone.

3024
02:15:56,400 --> 02:15:58,840
Speaker 1: ANYTHING i feel like that only. GOES i feel like

3025
02:15:58,920 --> 02:16:02,160
Speaker 1: that's like there's a level those tears of friendship and

3026
02:16:02,240 --> 02:16:04,440
Speaker 1: like you enjoy our great. Friends, Will will AND i

3027
02:16:04,520 --> 02:16:04,920
Speaker 1: are great.

3028
02:16:04,920 --> 02:16:07,760
Speaker 3: Friends i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm gonna trump

3029
02:16:07,800 --> 02:16:10,120
Speaker 3: your celebrity for two seconds and tell you this is

3030
02:16:10,320 --> 02:16:13,680
Speaker 3: this is the your. Future hey, man we'd love you

3031
02:16:13,760 --> 02:16:17,160
Speaker 3: to go to the uh fucking what's the minor league? Team?

3032
02:16:17,160 --> 02:16:19,200
Speaker 3: Here it's a great. Team. Sounds we love to go

3033
02:16:19,240 --> 02:16:20,720
Speaker 3: to the. Sounds, OH i love. That? Hey can we

3034
02:16:20,720 --> 02:16:23,200
Speaker 3: take care of you and your? Family absolutely? Cool, hey

3035
02:16:23,200 --> 02:16:24,520
Speaker 3: when you get, there we're gonna bring you down the.

3036
02:16:24,520 --> 02:16:26,400
Speaker 3: Field we want you to do some. Pictures you're, like all, right?

3037
02:16:26,480 --> 02:16:28,600
Speaker 3: Great and then and then on the seventh, inning we're

3038
02:16:28,600 --> 02:16:30,040
Speaker 3: gonna have you a stand. Up you're gonna sing for

3039
02:16:30,080 --> 02:16:31,880
Speaker 3: the whole. Group is that? COOL i need some pictures with?

3040
02:16:31,920 --> 02:16:33,640
Speaker 3: You can we get your wife out of? Them? Though

3041
02:16:33,959 --> 02:16:36,600
Speaker 3: the second you give them, anything you owe. Them it's

3042
02:16:36,640 --> 02:16:40,800
Speaker 3: a work. Day Everything i've ever done Where i've gotten

3043
02:16:40,920 --> 02:16:43,640
Speaker 3: like a. PRIVILEGE i can't get into two great. DETAILS

3044
02:16:43,640 --> 02:16:45,879
Speaker 3: i don't want to sound like an ungrateful, asshole but

3045
02:16:45,920 --> 02:16:47,720
Speaker 3: like Hey, bert we'd love to have you. This all

3046
02:16:47,720 --> 02:16:49,480
Speaker 3: of a, Sudden i'm being walked around like a fucking

3047
02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:51,600
Speaker 3: show pony for the entire. Time and it's a work.

3048
02:16:51,640 --> 02:16:54,080
Speaker 3: Event and IF i want to go TO, ufc IF

3049
02:16:54,080 --> 02:16:55,320
Speaker 3: i want to go to The, bucks IF i want

3050
02:16:55,320 --> 02:16:57,080
Speaker 3: to go to, SOMETHING i want to. GO i don't

3051
02:16:57,080 --> 02:16:58,440
Speaker 3: want to have to. WORK i want to be able

3052
02:16:58,480 --> 02:17:00,640
Speaker 3: to party and not be. Responsible, Well i'll give you

3053
02:17:00,680 --> 02:17:02,560
Speaker 3: a perfect. Example this is a perfect. EXAMPLE i feel

3054
02:17:02,560 --> 02:17:04,720
Speaker 3: like you can you can paint those boundaries before you

3055
02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:05,000
Speaker 3: go to.

3056
02:17:05,040 --> 02:17:08,560
Speaker 1: It and you're also talking about a company versus a.

3057
02:17:08,600 --> 02:17:11,200
Speaker 3: Friendship i'll tell you a great. EXAMPLE i went TO

3058
02:17:12,200 --> 02:17:14,160
Speaker 3: i liked every. YEAR i like to get a box

3059
02:17:14,280 --> 02:17:16,720
Speaker 3: at The rams game for all my friends and family

3060
02:17:17,160 --> 02:17:19,680
Speaker 3: and bring them all to the One rams. Game we

3061
02:17:19,720 --> 02:17:22,400
Speaker 3: did it last year Of Thursday Night. Football it's. ME

3062
02:17:22,520 --> 02:17:23,960
Speaker 3: i paid for the. BOX i paid for the, BOX

3063
02:17:23,959 --> 02:17:25,640
Speaker 3: i brought, everyone AND i got a party bus. Everyone

3064
02:17:25,680 --> 02:17:27,760
Speaker 3: my parents are, there my kids are, there all our

3065
02:17:27,800 --> 02:17:30,040
Speaker 3: friends and. Family so it's. Awesome THAT'S i. Think that's.

3066
02:17:30,080 --> 02:17:32,720
Speaker 3: It that's actually. It it's a beautiful. Time and, Uh

3067
02:17:33,720 --> 02:17:37,600
Speaker 3: Andrew whitworth comes back and he's, like, hey can you

3068
02:17:37,640 --> 02:17:39,880
Speaker 3: come on the show at the, end AND i was like.

3069
02:17:40,760 --> 02:17:44,640
Speaker 3: UGH i was like yes Because i'm a big fan

3070
02:17:44,680 --> 02:17:46,720
Speaker 3: Of Andrew, whitworth so you, know we were rams. Family

3071
02:17:46,800 --> 02:17:48,560
Speaker 3: he's the, man and he's the fucking, man and it's

3072
02:17:48,640 --> 02:17:51,280
Speaker 3: Fucking fitzpatrick and they want me to just rip my

3073
02:17:51,320 --> 02:17:53,359
Speaker 3: show off the fuck, around AND i, go, yes, ABSOLUTELY

3074
02:17:53,400 --> 02:17:56,320
Speaker 3: i want. To, however it MEANS i gotta stop drinking

3075
02:17:56,520 --> 02:17:58,160
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i don't want to GET i don't want to

3076
02:17:58,200 --> 02:18:01,080
Speaker 3: go drunk ON, tv you, Know so if everything turns

3077
02:18:01,120 --> 02:18:03,160
Speaker 3: into a work, Event i'm so GRATEFUL i did. IT

3078
02:18:03,240 --> 02:18:05,560
Speaker 3: i had so much fun AND i didn't technically stop.

3079
02:18:05,680 --> 02:18:08,000
Speaker 3: Drinking it was so. Awesome it was such a great.

3080
02:18:08,040 --> 02:18:10,680
Speaker 3: Experience but like WHEN i go to, SOMETHING i want

3081
02:18:10,720 --> 02:18:11,800
Speaker 3: to just go AND i don't want to deal with.

3082
02:18:11,800 --> 02:18:13,640
Speaker 3: ANYONE i don't want to deal with like The, hey

3083
02:18:13,680 --> 02:18:15,800
Speaker 3: can we get you to go up and do? That

3084
02:18:16,000 --> 02:18:18,720
Speaker 3: and you're, like, uh like every baseball game we go.

3085
02:18:18,800 --> 02:18:22,120
Speaker 3: To we went to The dodgers opening ceremony opening day

3086
02:18:22,400 --> 02:18:24,200
Speaker 3: and they were, like, yeah we can get you tickets

3087
02:18:24,320 --> 02:18:26,560
Speaker 3: and my daughters were, like don't pay for, them so

3088
02:18:26,560 --> 02:18:28,600
Speaker 3: we don't have to. Work because if you get the

3089
02:18:28,640 --> 02:18:31,280
Speaker 3: tickets for, free you're gonna go, down you're gonna say

3090
02:18:31,320 --> 02:18:33,640
Speaker 3: hi to, Everyone they're gonna just you're. Theirs they own

3091
02:18:33,680 --> 02:18:35,160
Speaker 3: you for the. Day SO i don't want.

3092
02:18:35,160 --> 02:18:38,600
Speaker 2: To, yeah it's like if we had that same if

3093
02:18:38,680 --> 02:18:41,600
Speaker 2: if you were, like, hey Comp i'm In, lincoln, Like

3094
02:18:41,720 --> 02:18:43,320
Speaker 2: i'm trying to go to A husker, game could you

3095
02:18:43,640 --> 02:18:45,840
Speaker 2: hook it? Up AND i would say, absolutely as fucking

3096
02:18:45,879 --> 02:18:47,960
Speaker 2: LITLY i want you to see A husker. ATMOSPHERE i

3097
02:18:48,040 --> 02:18:50,720
Speaker 2: WOULD i would text get the hookup, going AND i

3098
02:18:50,760 --> 02:18:53,160
Speaker 2: would tell. THEM i would, say he just wants to

3099
02:18:53,200 --> 02:18:56,120
Speaker 2: go and see and watch the, game not ask him

3100
02:18:56,120 --> 02:18:58,640
Speaker 2: to do anything LIKE i would almost do that for.

3101
02:18:58,760 --> 02:19:00,840
Speaker 1: You SO i do feel like there's NO i don't

3102
02:19:00,879 --> 02:19:02,640
Speaker 1: think you would say that without this conversation taking.

3103
02:19:02,680 --> 02:19:04,800
Speaker 2: Place if he told me he didn't want to do,

3104
02:19:04,840 --> 02:19:08,199
Speaker 2: anything no extra with, IT i would absolutely, say.

3105
02:19:08,320 --> 02:19:11,960
Speaker 1: But the blanket the person basic text that's, like hey,

3106
02:19:12,000 --> 02:19:14,320
Speaker 1: MAN i would love to go to watch A nebraska football.

3107
02:19:14,360 --> 02:19:16,920
Speaker 1: Game you would just take, that send it to whoever

3108
02:19:16,959 --> 02:19:19,280
Speaker 1: and be, like, Hey Burt Burt kreischer was looking for

3109
02:19:19,280 --> 02:19:20,720
Speaker 1: a couple of. Tickets you guys mind hooking him. Up,

3110
02:19:21,400 --> 02:19:24,160
Speaker 1: well that's without any context of this conversation him the.

3111
02:19:24,200 --> 02:19:25,600
Speaker 3: Person want to do. It the person that got you

3112
02:19:25,680 --> 02:19:27,240
Speaker 3: the tickets that you had to go. Through they did,

3113
02:19:27,320 --> 02:19:30,440
Speaker 3: something they're going to want. Something i've been to too

3114
02:19:30,480 --> 02:19:33,039
Speaker 3: many of these things where they, go, well you think

3115
02:19:33,080 --> 02:19:34,840
Speaker 3: it's all for, free and then all of a sudden

3116
02:19:34,879 --> 02:19:37,119
Speaker 3: you're working the entire. Day so that's why.

3117
02:19:37,040 --> 02:19:40,200
Speaker 2: It's different with everybody go to A titans game and say, like,

3118
02:19:40,240 --> 02:19:42,200
Speaker 2: hey you know so and, so we don't want to DO,

3119
02:19:42,360 --> 02:19:43,600
Speaker 2: X y AND, z like we just want.

3120
02:19:43,480 --> 02:19:48,840
Speaker 1: To that's a perfect. EXAMPLE i took my uh it

3121
02:19:48,920 --> 02:19:51,560
Speaker 1: was A packers. GAME i took my kids and my.

3122
02:19:51,680 --> 02:19:53,920
Speaker 1: Wife not that was this, year to my kids and

3123
02:19:54,000 --> 02:19:56,440
Speaker 1: my wife AND i Texted Nate, baine the social media,

3124
02:19:56,440 --> 02:19:58,120
Speaker 1: guy AND i was, Like, hey want to take my.

3125
02:19:58,160 --> 02:19:58,560
Speaker 3: Kids to a.

3126
02:19:58,640 --> 02:20:00,600
Speaker 1: Game my daughter's been talking to it would love to.

3127
02:20:00,640 --> 02:20:02,120
Speaker 1: Go and he's, like, oh, yeah no. PROBLEM i, Said,

3128
02:20:02,120 --> 02:20:04,040
Speaker 1: hey one more. THING i don't want to be on

3129
02:20:04,080 --> 02:20:05,640
Speaker 1: the big. SCREEN i don't want to chug the. BEER

3130
02:20:05,680 --> 02:20:06,640
Speaker 1: i don't want to do any of. THAT i just

3131
02:20:06,680 --> 02:20:08,480
Speaker 1: want to watch the. Game and he's like no, problem

3132
02:20:08,879 --> 02:20:13,760
Speaker 1: went watched the. Game left. Dude last YEAR i did

3133
02:20:13,800 --> 02:20:15,760
Speaker 1: the beer rug last. Year i'm talking about this.

3134
02:20:15,800 --> 02:20:19,320
Speaker 3: Season the big screen gives me so much. Anxiety LIKE

3135
02:20:19,440 --> 02:20:22,880
Speaker 3: i went to The nicks and then The, rangers like

3136
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:25,040
Speaker 3: the first EXPERIENCE i had where they gave you tickets and, like,

3137
02:20:25,280 --> 02:20:26,600
Speaker 3: yeah they're gonna put you on the big. SCREEN i

3138
02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:27,960
Speaker 3: thought it was a gift that you get to be

3139
02:20:28,080 --> 02:20:29,800
Speaker 3: on the big. Screen it, Is but WHAT i didn't

3140
02:20:29,800 --> 02:20:33,280
Speaker 3: realize is that the whole fucking, Game i'm, nervous going,

3141
02:20:33,360 --> 02:20:34,840
Speaker 3: like when are they coming to? Me when are they

3142
02:20:34,879 --> 02:20:36,160
Speaker 3: coming to? ME i HOPE i can do it well

3143
02:20:36,360 --> 02:20:38,280
Speaker 3: SHOULD i would take my hat off and didn't take

3144
02:20:38,280 --> 02:20:40,040
Speaker 3: the shirt, off and the night and then and then

3145
02:20:40,600 --> 02:20:42,600
Speaker 3: then we went to The. Rangers they're, like, yo kill a,

3146
02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:44,120
Speaker 3: beer but you can't take your shirt. Off AND i was,

3147
02:20:44,200 --> 02:20:47,360
Speaker 3: like like The yankees, Game god damn, IT i was fucking.

3148
02:20:47,400 --> 02:20:48,400
Speaker 3: Fat that's you on the.

3149
02:20:48,480 --> 02:20:50,080
Speaker 2: Left, wow, bro you looks so.

3150
02:20:50,320 --> 02:20:51,959
Speaker 1: Different you don't look like the same human. Being.

3151
02:20:54,200 --> 02:20:57,120
Speaker 3: Holy CAN i tell you what's crazy about that picture

3152
02:20:58,160 --> 02:21:02,040
Speaker 3: IS i had gotten wardrobe for The Today show and

3153
02:21:02,840 --> 02:21:05,360
Speaker 3: on the FLIGHT i put it on the next day

3154
02:21:05,360 --> 02:21:07,720
Speaker 3: and it didn't. FIT i gained weight on the. Flight

3155
02:21:09,040 --> 02:21:15,320
Speaker 3: god damn. IT i like That right, Now i'm the

3156
02:21:15,320 --> 02:21:20,080
Speaker 3: best shape of my. Life, pete you look the same. Consistent,

3157
02:21:20,520 --> 02:21:24,120
Speaker 3: yeah but but you said The yankees. Game yankees, game they, go,

3158
02:21:24,280 --> 02:21:26,640
Speaker 3: hey we got great teach for. You everything's, free and you're,

3159
02:21:26,680 --> 02:21:28,640
Speaker 3: like oh, cool and they're, like real, quick can you

3160
02:21:28,720 --> 02:21:29,320
Speaker 3: come back and do?

3161
02:21:29,440 --> 02:21:31,600
Speaker 2: That and you're, like but you didn't when you agreed

3162
02:21:31,640 --> 02:21:34,240
Speaker 2: to the. Ticket you didn't set the set paint the EXPERT.

3163
02:21:35,879 --> 02:21:35,920
Speaker 3: I.

3164
02:21:36,000 --> 02:21:38,600
Speaker 2: GOT i, LIKE i do feel what you're, saying BUT

3165
02:21:38,720 --> 02:21:41,240
Speaker 2: i do also at the in the same, breath feel

3166
02:21:41,240 --> 02:21:42,840
Speaker 2: like you can go and do these things by being

3167
02:21:42,920 --> 02:21:46,400
Speaker 2: like up front at the very. Beginning, yeah but.

3168
02:21:46,480 --> 02:21:49,959
Speaker 1: There is so at a layer to it. ASKING i would.

3169
02:21:49,800 --> 02:21:51,840
Speaker 3: Never Ask show for. ANYTHING i would, NEVER i will

3170
02:21:51,920 --> 02:21:55,760
Speaker 3: never as long as he he offered his. Friendship one

3171
02:21:55,840 --> 02:21:59,600
Speaker 3: night he, said he, goes he, GOES i want to

3172
02:21:59,640 --> 02:22:02,040
Speaker 3: be a. Friend i'm trying to be your. Friend and

3173
02:22:02,160 --> 02:22:04,440
Speaker 3: at that MOMENT i REALIZED i can't ever ask this

3174
02:22:04,560 --> 02:22:07,680
Speaker 3: man of anything other than just friendship and just. ADVICE

3175
02:22:07,840 --> 02:22:09,520
Speaker 3: i talked to him the only REASON i ever call

3176
02:22:09,600 --> 02:22:13,720
Speaker 3: him bullshit about, comedy bullshit about like, gossip or just

3177
02:22:13,959 --> 02:22:16,320
Speaker 3: ask his advice about. LIFE i, mean he's given me

3178
02:22:16,320 --> 02:22:17,039
Speaker 3: the best advice and.

3179
02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:21,760
Speaker 1: He said to, You i'm trying to be your. Friend, yeah, yeah,

3180
02:22:21,840 --> 02:22:22,400
Speaker 1: YEAH i definitely.

3181
02:22:22,400 --> 02:22:24,160
Speaker 3: Heard only have like five. STORIES i tell them all over.

3182
02:22:24,160 --> 02:22:24,680
Speaker 3: Again the.

3183
02:22:27,440 --> 02:22:30,640
Speaker 1: Discomfort of asking what you've always said you don't, do

3184
02:22:30,840 --> 02:22:34,200
Speaker 1: but like asking someone you're kind of friends, with you,

3185
02:22:34,400 --> 02:22:37,640
Speaker 1: know well you would consider a friend for something is

3186
02:22:38,160 --> 02:22:39,960
Speaker 1: much more difficult to me than asking someone who you

3187
02:22:39,959 --> 02:22:43,600
Speaker 1: would consider a very like a great. Friend So Riley

3188
02:22:43,680 --> 02:22:46,640
Speaker 1: green Love Riley, green awesome. Guy WOULD i say that

3189
02:22:46,680 --> 02:22:48,959
Speaker 1: we're best? Friends, no BUT i would consider us friends

3190
02:22:49,080 --> 02:22:50,560
Speaker 1: enough for me to text and call him and feel

3191
02:22:50,600 --> 02:22:54,560
Speaker 1: comfortable doing both of those. Things my head football coach

3192
02:22:54,959 --> 02:22:56,959
Speaker 1: at my senior of high school he is now AS,

3193
02:22:57,080 --> 02:22:59,360
Speaker 1: u And Riley green was playing at. Concert my head

3194
02:22:59,360 --> 02:23:02,480
Speaker 1: football coach text me it's, like can you please Ask

3195
02:23:02,600 --> 02:23:04,360
Speaker 1: Riley green for tickets OR i want to meet? Him

3196
02:23:04,360 --> 02:23:08,080
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. BLAH i love that, coach but that

3197
02:23:08,440 --> 02:23:12,039
Speaker 1: was a like so uncomfortable sending that text to rally

3198
02:23:12,080 --> 02:23:13,600
Speaker 1: to where it was, like instead of just asking for,

3199
02:23:13,680 --> 02:23:16,280
Speaker 1: it it was this long of a text being LIKE

3200
02:23:16,520 --> 02:23:18,160
Speaker 1: i know, this you could tell me to fuck. OFF

3201
02:23:18,320 --> 02:23:20,480
Speaker 1: i am so, sorry blah, blah hits me, back no,

3202
02:23:20,560 --> 02:23:23,520
Speaker 1: problems like, absolutely but those are the situations to me

3203
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:24,119
Speaker 1: Where i'm.

3204
02:23:24,000 --> 02:23:25,120
Speaker 3: Like, amazing you said that very.

3205
02:23:25,200 --> 02:23:27,840
Speaker 2: Uncomfortable is the same way with the high school buddy

3206
02:23:27,840 --> 02:23:30,400
Speaker 2: In Saint. Louis BUT i, knew you, Know Jelly, roll

3207
02:23:30,440 --> 02:23:31,320
Speaker 2: and he was he was.

3208
02:23:31,600 --> 02:23:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah but the, GUYS i was, Like Jelly, roll you

3209
02:23:34,760 --> 02:23:36,920
Speaker 1: THINK i? WOULD i think to, myself Like jelly is

3210
02:23:37,080 --> 02:23:40,200
Speaker 1: so nice and so kind and loves. Everybody there's a

3211
02:23:40,240 --> 02:23:41,800
Speaker 1: feeling of LIKE i don't want to take advantage of this.

3212
02:23:41,840 --> 02:23:43,040
Speaker 1: GUY i know he's going to do.

3213
02:23:43,080 --> 02:23:46,720
Speaker 3: It, Oh i've Asked jelly to bring people backstage for his.

3214
02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:50,720
Speaker 3: Shows i've done, that but you're, there, No. NO a great,

3215
02:23:50,840 --> 02:23:53,920
Speaker 3: Comedian Steve travigno hit me up and he's, like, Dude

3216
02:23:54,000 --> 02:23:56,640
Speaker 3: jelly's in, town my son's biggest. Fan can you get me?

3217
02:23:56,720 --> 02:23:59,760
Speaker 3: BACKSTAGE i went. Absolutely AND i don't THINK i reached

3218
02:23:59,760 --> 02:24:03,120
Speaker 3: out To steve's, amazing AND i don't THINK i reached

3219
02:24:03,120 --> 02:24:04,800
Speaker 3: out To, jelly BUT i had my team reach out

3220
02:24:04,800 --> 02:24:06,920
Speaker 3: and they're, like, Yo jelly's. Sick he's not doing meet and.

3221
02:24:06,920 --> 02:24:09,120
Speaker 3: Greets AND i was, like, OH i felt. BAD i

3222
02:24:09,200 --> 02:24:12,880
Speaker 3: was like, sorry. Buddy, YEAH i THOUGHT i told you were.

3223
02:24:12,879 --> 02:24:15,240
Speaker 3: Friends we're not really that. CLOSE i guess, no BUT i.

3224
02:24:15,280 --> 02:24:17,879
Speaker 3: WOULD i. WOULD I the crazy thing, IS i want

3225
02:24:18,040 --> 02:24:20,360
Speaker 3: you to ask me to come backstage LIKE i want

3226
02:24:20,400 --> 02:24:23,200
Speaker 3: you to If i'm in your. TOWN i want you

3227
02:24:23,400 --> 02:24:27,520
Speaker 3: to leverage your friendship to get your friends. BACKSTAGE i love.

3228
02:24:27,560 --> 02:24:29,840
Speaker 3: THAT i love when people come. Backstage our backstage In

3229
02:24:29,879 --> 02:24:33,200
Speaker 3: tampa was so fucking. THICK i, mean you, KNOW i

3230
02:24:33,240 --> 02:24:36,000
Speaker 3: grew up In, tampa but The tampa was, like first and,

3231
02:24:36,080 --> 02:24:39,840
Speaker 3: foremost it's it's It's Derek brooks is like runs out of.

3232
02:24:39,920 --> 02:24:43,720
Speaker 3: Town Derek brooks is, man it's the only time my

3233
02:24:43,840 --> 02:24:48,840
Speaker 3: dad's ever been legit outwardly proud of. Me Is Derek

3234
02:24:48,879 --> 02:24:53,040
Speaker 3: brooks comes. Backstage i'm just did Homily. Emily it's the

3235
02:24:53,400 --> 02:24:56,960
Speaker 3: nineteen thousand. People it's fucking. Crazy it's the, big one

3236
02:24:56,959 --> 02:24:59,959
Speaker 3: of the biggest Shows i've ever. Done Derek brooks comes

3237
02:25:00,080 --> 02:25:02,920
Speaker 3: backstage with, me and he's talking to me and my

3238
02:25:03,080 --> 02:25:06,320
Speaker 3: dad and he says to my, dad can you believe his?

3239
02:25:06,480 --> 02:25:09,760
Speaker 3: Career and my dad goes to me in front of,

3240
02:25:09,840 --> 02:25:12,920
Speaker 3: him this Is derek Fucking, Brooks AND i went, Yeah

3241
02:25:13,640 --> 02:25:17,280
Speaker 3: and my dad goes, buddy does he know who you?

3242
02:25:17,360 --> 02:25:21,160
Speaker 3: Are AND i, went, Yeah, dad it's. All And derek brook,

3243
02:25:21,200 --> 02:25:24,200
Speaker 3: GOES i absolutely know who he. Is And derek brook,

3244
02:25:24,200 --> 02:25:26,280
Speaker 3: SAYS i was at his first show. Ever and my dad,

3245
02:25:26,360 --> 02:25:29,160
Speaker 3: goes what he's, LIKE i saw his first stand up show.

3246
02:25:29,200 --> 02:25:31,040
Speaker 3: Ever my Buddy Miles moseley took him to see my

3247
02:25:31,040 --> 02:25:32,360
Speaker 3: first stand up show. Ever and he, goes Now i'm

3248
02:25:32,400 --> 02:25:34,839
Speaker 3: see him. Today he, goes can you believe the career

3249
02:25:34,840 --> 02:25:38,520
Speaker 3: your son's? Had and my dad's like he can't keep.

3250
02:25:38,560 --> 02:25:41,240
Speaker 3: Going Derek brooks knows who you? Are, go, yeah AND i.

3251
02:25:41,360 --> 02:25:45,600
Speaker 3: Know but that fucking backstage At, Tampa Derek, Brooks Wade,

3252
02:25:45,680 --> 02:25:49,360
Speaker 3: Bogs Mike, alstott every KID i ever grew up. WITH

3253
02:25:49,520 --> 02:25:52,680
Speaker 3: i mean maybe maybe four hundred people. Backstage AND i

3254
02:25:52,879 --> 02:25:57,040
Speaker 3: want that my. SHOWS i want everyone. Backstage, Dude nashville

3255
02:25:57,160 --> 02:25:59,920
Speaker 3: was like a crazy. Backstage but so, like AS i say,

3256
02:26:00,120 --> 02:26:03,400
Speaker 3: THIS i, go please leverage me BECAUSE i want you

3257
02:26:03,520 --> 02:26:05,640
Speaker 3: to ask for the. FAVORITES i don't mind. IT i don't.

3258
02:26:05,640 --> 02:26:07,600
Speaker 2: MIND i was gonna, say, LIKE i feel LIKE i

3259
02:26:07,720 --> 02:26:10,440
Speaker 2: have a good enough relationship with you to where IF

3260
02:26:10,520 --> 02:26:12,119
Speaker 2: i had a really good bit of somebody that cared

3261
02:26:12,120 --> 02:26:13,280
Speaker 2: about THAT i wanted to go to your show And

3262
02:26:13,320 --> 02:26:15,400
Speaker 2: i'm just happening to not be in. TOWN i would

3263
02:26:15,440 --> 02:26:17,600
Speaker 2: almost expect you to tell me if you don't want

3264
02:26:17,640 --> 02:26:19,240
Speaker 2: that to, happen BECAUSE i would call and be, like,

3265
02:26:19,720 --> 02:26:21,160
Speaker 2: hey so and so wants to come to your. Show

3266
02:26:21,200 --> 02:26:23,080
Speaker 2: you can absolutely tell me to fuck. OFF i promise.

3267
02:26:23,160 --> 02:26:23,960
Speaker 3: You it's no big deal to.

3268
02:26:24,000 --> 02:26:25,879
Speaker 2: Me he's asked. ME i want TO i don't want

3269
02:26:25,879 --> 02:26:28,280
Speaker 2: to say, HEY i tried asking, him or IF i felt, like, hey,

3270
02:26:28,360 --> 02:26:31,039
Speaker 2: bro you KNOW i. DON'T i don't do those. THINGS

3271
02:26:31,040 --> 02:26:32,800
Speaker 2: i don't ask for those. Favors BUT i would feel

3272
02:26:32,920 --> 02:26:34,520
Speaker 2: LIKE i have a relationship and not with you to

3273
02:26:34,560 --> 02:26:36,440
Speaker 2: where if you didn't want to, HAPPEN i would just

3274
02:26:36,520 --> 02:26:37,960
Speaker 2: expect you to tell me BECAUSE i feel like we

3275
02:26:37,959 --> 02:26:40,200
Speaker 2: would have that, relation you know WHAT i. Mean, No, no, Hey,

3276
02:26:40,280 --> 02:26:42,720
Speaker 2: Taylor you're about to stand up here, like, HEY i promise, you,

3277
02:26:42,800 --> 02:26:44,360
Speaker 2: bro if it's too big of a show and shit's going,

3278
02:26:44,400 --> 02:26:44,879
Speaker 2: on just tell.

3279
02:26:44,920 --> 02:26:47,280
Speaker 3: Me, okay that's, interesting that's. Interesting i'll know what.

3280
02:26:47,360 --> 02:26:49,520
Speaker 2: To tell him and be, like, listen he's got way

3281
02:26:49,520 --> 02:26:50,039
Speaker 2: too much going.

3282
02:26:50,080 --> 02:26:51,920
Speaker 3: On but it's interesting you say, that BECAUSE i. WOULD

3283
02:26:52,040 --> 02:26:54,920
Speaker 3: i would if you said to me if anyone said to,

3284
02:26:55,000 --> 02:26:57,400
Speaker 3: me CAN i get backstage you Meet? SHANE i, go,

3285
02:26:57,640 --> 02:26:59,440
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm a Text. Shane i'm a problem with, that

3286
02:26:59,680 --> 02:27:02,160
Speaker 3: Right tommy Sure REROGAN i said.

3287
02:27:02,000 --> 02:27:05,520
Speaker 2: No See, shane, right, yeah So, shane because there's, YEAH

3288
02:27:06,000 --> 02:27:08,360
Speaker 2: i feel you, THERE i. DO i do understand that With.

3289
02:27:08,480 --> 02:27:10,280
Speaker 1: SHANE i did the same thing with Some michigan offens.

3290
02:27:10,320 --> 02:27:12,000
Speaker 1: LINE i know he loves off it's a, lineman those such.

3291
02:27:12,080 --> 02:27:14,720
Speaker 1: THINGS i gave the, Same, hey you can tell me

3292
02:27:14,760 --> 02:27:17,520
Speaker 1: the funk off and he's, like, yes facetimes.

3293
02:27:17,040 --> 02:27:17,320
Speaker 3: Me with the.

3294
02:27:17,360 --> 02:27:21,280
Speaker 1: Boys and he's, like we went out till three in the. Morning, Yeah,

3295
02:27:21,840 --> 02:27:23,200
Speaker 1: shane you don't feel uncomfortable With.

3296
02:27:25,000 --> 02:27:28,920
Speaker 3: Let's just be. Clear he also has a. Type offensive

3297
02:27:29,000 --> 02:27:35,760
Speaker 3: linemen are. His, YES i remember The Notre dame offensive

3298
02:27:35,840 --> 02:27:38,960
Speaker 3: line wanted to come to our, show And shane had

3299
02:27:39,080 --> 02:27:41,600
Speaker 3: all their phone, numbers and he's, Like i've got everyone

3300
02:27:41,680 --> 02:27:45,000
Speaker 3: taking care Of he had pictures of him doing this

3301
02:27:45,120 --> 02:27:47,800
Speaker 3: ship with. Them yes he was He and then he

3302
02:27:47,920 --> 02:27:50,000
Speaker 3: was like introducing my daughter and her friend to all

3303
02:27:50,040 --> 02:27:52,160
Speaker 3: the meet these. Guys these guys are like the fucking.

3304
02:27:52,280 --> 02:27:54,520
Speaker 3: Best this guy's the man right. Here let me tell

3305
02:27:54,520 --> 02:27:55,880
Speaker 3: you where we went to high. School he was like

3306
02:27:56,000 --> 02:27:58,640
Speaker 3: he loves those. Guys due he loves the big. Boys,

3307
02:27:58,879 --> 02:28:01,080
Speaker 3: yeah he does love the big.

3308
02:28:01,160 --> 02:28:03,280
Speaker 2: BOYS i remember when he was, uh he was doing

3309
02:28:03,360 --> 02:28:05,480
Speaker 2: In indianapolis and he Wanted.

3310
02:28:05,360 --> 02:28:10,680
Speaker 3: Quentin does He quick Good sawn know Who caleb. IS

3311
02:28:11,640 --> 02:28:12,080
Speaker 3: i think they.

3312
02:28:12,120 --> 02:28:14,080
Speaker 1: Did they actually they didn't know each.

3313
02:28:14,120 --> 02:28:19,480
Speaker 3: Other they. DID i HAVE i think so kel fucking interesting. Energy,

3314
02:28:20,600 --> 02:28:25,520
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm telling you, Man i'm being very, real AND

3315
02:28:25,560 --> 02:28:28,320
Speaker 3: i Love. CALEB i absolutely did not want to do

3316
02:28:28,400 --> 02:28:31,040
Speaker 3: his Podcast The Sunday. Conversation did not want to be

3317
02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:33,160
Speaker 3: you had the clip that talking About jake BECAUSE i was,

3318
02:28:33,200 --> 02:28:35,120
Speaker 3: LIKE i was, Like i'm not. Good i'm not good

3319
02:28:35,160 --> 02:28:37,080
Speaker 3: in these, things LIKE i don't know how. TO i,

3320
02:28:37,160 --> 02:28:38,240
Speaker 3: KNOW i never know how. TO i can do this

3321
02:28:38,760 --> 02:28:40,800
Speaker 3: like we're just talking, right but like those kind of

3322
02:28:40,840 --> 02:28:42,680
Speaker 3: things that make me. Nervous and so he was down

3323
02:28:42,760 --> 02:28:45,880
Speaker 3: in In Fort lauderdale and we were supposed to do

3324
02:28:45,959 --> 02:28:48,080
Speaker 3: it AND i was so. UNCOMFORTABLE i didn't know what to.

3325
02:28:48,160 --> 02:28:52,360
Speaker 3: Do and he's got like a, weird humoric genius. Stuff

3326
02:28:52,440 --> 02:28:54,320
Speaker 3: but then you sit with, them really with, them and

3327
02:28:54,440 --> 02:28:58,480
Speaker 3: he's he's so, normal like he really, is but his

3328
02:28:58,800 --> 02:29:01,720
Speaker 3: energy is like you, know he's got like he's got

3329
02:29:01,800 --> 02:29:05,039
Speaker 3: like big dick, Energy like he's very funny without trying

3330
02:29:05,080 --> 02:29:07,760
Speaker 3: to be. Funny, yeah he really. Isn't LIKE i watched

3331
02:29:07,800 --> 02:29:11,840
Speaker 3: him on here with you guys hysterical and he's not.

3332
02:29:12,000 --> 02:29:15,000
Speaker 3: Trying he's not, trying he's just being. Him, YEAH i

3333
02:29:15,120 --> 02:29:17,640
Speaker 3: THINK i Think caleb's fucking. FASCINATING i, mean out of

3334
02:29:17,680 --> 02:29:20,240
Speaker 3: the two, obviously you, KNOW i Gravitated Glenny. Ball that's my.

3335
02:29:20,480 --> 02:29:25,160
Speaker 3: Energy Glenny balls at the beer was fucking. Hysterical he

3336
02:29:25,320 --> 02:29:27,400
Speaker 3: killed three beers out of that. Boot and he goes

3337
02:29:27,560 --> 02:29:29,480
Speaker 3: And i'm watching him over by the, grass like what's going?

3338
02:29:29,480 --> 02:29:36,280
Speaker 3: On he, Goes, oh. Sampic he is something.

3339
02:29:36,320 --> 02:29:39,520
Speaker 1: Special but, yeah some guys are just different where they

3340
02:29:39,640 --> 02:29:41,560
Speaker 1: just have a mind for. It where you meet, him you're,

3341
02:29:41,600 --> 02:29:44,360
Speaker 1: like that's it's impressive to be around. Him caleb is

3342
02:29:44,400 --> 02:29:45,520
Speaker 1: one of those. Guys hilb's fucking.

3343
02:29:45,600 --> 02:29:48,840
Speaker 3: Fascinating. Man like his interview, here he was so. Funny

3344
02:29:48,879 --> 02:29:50,440
Speaker 3: he was talking about a guy he doesn't talk to.

3345
02:29:50,520 --> 02:29:52,840
Speaker 3: ANYMORE i can't remember who it, was a guy from,

3346
02:29:52,959 --> 02:29:56,200
Speaker 3: barstool a guy that fired from barstool or, Whatever stephen J,

3347
02:29:56,440 --> 02:29:56,840
Speaker 3: yeah and he.

3348
02:29:56,879 --> 02:30:00,360
Speaker 2: Was like it was when listened to the clip recently

3349
02:30:00,400 --> 02:30:02,040
Speaker 2: when he was on The yact talking about, it where

3350
02:30:02,040 --> 02:30:03,800
Speaker 2: he's talking about the energy being souped out of.

3351
02:30:03,840 --> 02:30:05,680
Speaker 3: Him fucking hold, on let's break down barstool for a.

3352
02:30:05,800 --> 02:30:13,440
Speaker 3: Second it's fucking. Fascinating this company is fucking. Fascinating it

3353
02:30:13,560 --> 02:30:15,600
Speaker 3: really is when you look at, it so many different

3354
02:30:15,640 --> 02:30:24,520
Speaker 3: personalities led by one bizarrely fascinating man who honestly should

3355
02:30:24,600 --> 02:30:28,920
Speaker 3: not be. Successful He Dave portnoy should not be. Successful

3356
02:30:29,440 --> 02:30:32,880
Speaker 3: he is just he Is why say that he's He's

3357
02:30:33,520 --> 02:30:36,440
Speaker 3: he is the guy fucking pounding his head against the,

3358
02:30:36,560 --> 02:30:39,840
Speaker 3: system going fuck, them fuck. Them he's the guy like

3359
02:30:39,959 --> 02:30:43,680
Speaker 3: he just he's doing everything that you're not supposed to

3360
02:30:43,720 --> 02:30:46,520
Speaker 3: do and it's. Winning like it's FUCKING i Find Dave

3361
02:30:46,560 --> 02:30:50,640
Speaker 3: portnody to be fucking. Fascinating he makes trophies for, People

3362
02:30:50,800 --> 02:30:54,520
Speaker 3: he has vendettas against champagne. Bottles it's. Incredible you're not

3363
02:30:54,520 --> 02:30:56,720
Speaker 3: supposed say that out, loud, right he says it out,

3364
02:30:56,720 --> 02:30:59,879
Speaker 3: loud AND i root for, him Like i'm honest man

3365
02:31:00,040 --> 02:31:00,160
Speaker 3: of the.

3366
02:31:00,200 --> 02:31:01,240
Speaker 2: People, really.

3367
02:31:02,840 --> 02:31:05,400
Speaker 3: There's very few people that have recognized me that WHERE

3368
02:31:05,480 --> 02:31:09,280
Speaker 3: i got starstruck when they recognized Me Dave PORTNALD i

3369
02:31:09,360 --> 02:31:12,160
Speaker 3: did Big cats podcast In la when The something was In.

3370
02:31:12,320 --> 02:31:13,760
Speaker 3: LA i don't forget what was In. La AND i

3371
02:31:13,840 --> 02:31:16,280
Speaker 3: was walking down And portland was having lunch by himself

3372
02:31:16,400 --> 02:31:18,240
Speaker 3: at the hotel and he was, Like, burt what's? Up

3373
02:31:18,240 --> 02:31:20,920
Speaker 3: AND i went shut the fuck? Up, LIKE i find

3374
02:31:20,959 --> 02:31:25,240
Speaker 3: that guy. Fascinating he is a Fascinating he says exactly

3375
02:31:25,400 --> 02:31:28,240
Speaker 3: what he wants to. Say and, now, look we all do,

3376
02:31:28,360 --> 02:31:33,000
Speaker 3: that but kind of LIKE i, do kind of, likelgetically, yeah, yeah,

3377
02:31:33,080 --> 02:31:33,360
Speaker 3: YEAH i.

3378
02:31:33,440 --> 02:31:36,800
Speaker 1: Know you, mean he's like the intrusive thoughts you, have

3379
02:31:37,360 --> 02:31:38,840
Speaker 1: like the good wolf and the bad wolf the story

3380
02:31:38,879 --> 02:31:41,280
Speaker 1: like which one are you gonna? Feed he is essentially

3381
02:31:41,360 --> 02:31:44,560
Speaker 1: everyone's inner bad wolf that is just saying what they want,

3382
02:31:44,760 --> 02:31:47,119
Speaker 1: dude and people being, like, Yeah i've thought that before.

3383
02:31:47,200 --> 02:31:48,920
Speaker 1: TOO i got to get behind this guy and.

3384
02:31:49,000 --> 02:31:49,560
Speaker 2: Going against the.

3385
02:31:49,640 --> 02:31:52,039
Speaker 3: Man IF i could go back in, Time i'd invest

3386
02:31:52,080 --> 02:31:54,440
Speaker 3: all my money In. BARSTOOL i don't Think barstools where

3387
02:31:54,440 --> 02:31:57,240
Speaker 3: it's going to. BE i really, THINK i, really sincerely

3388
02:31:57,320 --> 02:31:59,000
Speaker 3: Think barstool is going to be something that's going to.

3389
02:31:59,040 --> 02:32:02,520
Speaker 3: Be So i've invest money right now In. Barstool there's the,

3390
02:32:02,640 --> 02:32:07,720
Speaker 3: way this, is the energy this has is so fascinating to,

3391
02:32:07,840 --> 02:32:12,039
Speaker 3: me because it's not, like you, know we implode when

3392
02:32:12,040 --> 02:32:13,840
Speaker 3: we try to team, up you, know like when we

3393
02:32:14,040 --> 02:32:18,520
Speaker 3: when we when everyone like egos get involved with comics

3394
02:32:18,600 --> 02:32:19,320
Speaker 3: and it's and it's not.

3395
02:32:19,480 --> 02:32:24,000
Speaker 2: Healthy Man like For, barstool it's like have a camera

3396
02:32:24,120 --> 02:32:26,720
Speaker 2: on that we're breaking down the, implosion.

3397
02:32:26,440 --> 02:32:29,760
Speaker 1: Right, Yes it's like instead of like, up, like, hey

3398
02:32:29,840 --> 02:32:32,560
Speaker 1: we had an issue Between Burton will this, Weekend let's

3399
02:32:32,600 --> 02:32:34,200
Speaker 1: just make sure we're senys to people's feelings are, like,

3400
02:32:34,480 --> 02:32:36,760
Speaker 1: oh there's conflict going, on make sure that's. FILMED i

3401
02:32:36,840 --> 02:32:39,120
Speaker 1: find then everyone picks, sides but the duke it.

3402
02:32:39,160 --> 02:32:40,959
Speaker 3: Out but in a weird, way everyone picks sides back

3403
02:32:40,959 --> 02:32:43,920
Speaker 3: And i've picked sides on Watching barstool feuds and then

3404
02:32:44,080 --> 02:32:48,120
Speaker 3: also not cared LIKE I i the only THING i

3405
02:32:48,160 --> 02:32:49,840
Speaker 3: EVER i got really drunk one night and watched the

3406
02:32:49,879 --> 02:32:52,000
Speaker 3: documentary On Pete, rose AND i started TO i THINK

3407
02:32:52,000 --> 02:32:54,000
Speaker 3: i might have texted you guys have started dming everyone

3408
02:32:54,080 --> 02:32:55,720
Speaker 3: about like we need to get, on we need to

3409
02:32:55,760 --> 02:32:58,280
Speaker 3: Get Pete rose in The hall Of. Fame the only

3410
02:32:58,320 --> 02:33:00,600
Speaker 3: person that was a passionate it's nothing that was. Big

3411
02:33:02,160 --> 02:33:03,600
Speaker 3: he was the only one that. Replied he was, Like

3412
02:33:03,640 --> 02:33:05,480
Speaker 3: i'm fucking he definitely deserves to be in The hall Of.

3413
02:33:05,520 --> 02:33:12,080
Speaker 3: Fame it's it's it's such a unique uh. Thing there

3414
02:33:12,120 --> 02:33:14,520
Speaker 3: should be a class taught about. It and why. Doesn't

3415
02:33:14,640 --> 02:33:15,640
Speaker 3: why Isn't like the W.

3416
02:33:15,879 --> 02:33:19,480
Speaker 2: W media like all the storylines that go, on all the,

3417
02:33:19,560 --> 02:33:20,560
Speaker 2: feuds all the.

3418
02:33:20,640 --> 02:33:23,920
Speaker 3: Successes And Dave portnoy has a beautiful left handed. Swing

3419
02:33:25,280 --> 02:33:29,240
Speaker 3: he does he? Legit, YEAH i think he's a lot

3420
02:33:29,240 --> 02:33:32,480
Speaker 3: of left handed swings are. Beautiful, he's, like, legit a

3421
02:33:32,560 --> 02:33:36,000
Speaker 3: good baseball. PLAYER i FUCKING i Find Dave portland. FASCINATING

3422
02:33:36,040 --> 02:33:37,800
Speaker 3: i also find a fascinating that he got he is so,

3423
02:33:38,080 --> 02:33:39,400
Speaker 3: rich but he got rich by.

3424
02:33:39,480 --> 02:33:42,240
Speaker 2: Himself, yeah that's that's stuff on the.

3425
02:33:42,280 --> 02:33:45,280
Speaker 3: Newspapers and he did it by, himself like he. Doesn't

3426
02:33:45,480 --> 02:33:50,040
Speaker 3: he also doesn't have rich. Friends. NICE i have a

3427
02:33:50,160 --> 02:33:51,039
Speaker 3: much better, Swing.

3428
02:33:52,120 --> 02:33:53,680
Speaker 2: Okay, dave that's younger right?

3429
02:33:53,720 --> 02:33:57,040
Speaker 1: There what year is this?

3430
02:33:57,440 --> 02:33:58,120
Speaker 3: Is this?

3431
02:33:58,200 --> 02:34:05,320
Speaker 1: Is this is HOW i was Shoulder even the follow

3432
02:34:05,360 --> 02:34:05,920
Speaker 1: through looks.

3433
02:34:07,160 --> 02:34:08,880
Speaker 3: The follow through is what makes a. Swing. Yeah and

3434
02:34:08,959 --> 02:34:10,480
Speaker 3: by the, way he's also, skinny so like when you're,

3435
02:34:10,480 --> 02:34:13,160
Speaker 3: skinny you can all swings a lot. Better, yeah when you.

3436
02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:14,920
Speaker 3: Swing as a, FACT i pull Up Burt chysler. Swing

3437
02:34:15,160 --> 02:34:16,960
Speaker 3: when you swing as a fat. Guy your your fucking.

3438
02:34:17,040 --> 02:34:19,440
Speaker 3: Rotations that wasn't. Beautiful, NO i, MEAN i don't.

3439
02:34:19,440 --> 02:34:20,200
Speaker 1: KNOW i was still want that.

3440
02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:24,720
Speaker 3: One but who's? This, YEAH i MADE i. MADE i

3441
02:34:24,800 --> 02:34:28,080
Speaker 3: made one mistake in my career THAT i can highlight

3442
02:34:28,560 --> 02:34:30,280
Speaker 3: and that was not being a part of The barstool.

3443
02:34:30,320 --> 02:34:34,280
Speaker 3: FAMILY i was. OFFERED i was offered, it AND i look.

3444
02:34:34,360 --> 02:34:36,880
Speaker 3: OFF i was OFFERED a. KNOW i know that right,

3445
02:34:36,920 --> 02:34:39,160
Speaker 3: now there's a couple of people, Going, bert let's just drop,

3446
02:34:39,240 --> 02:34:43,480
Speaker 3: this but, uh look at this. Swing but it was

3447
02:34:44,840 --> 02:34:48,400
Speaker 3: Fat burt when this was to two seventy, Five, Burt,

3448
02:34:49,440 --> 02:34:52,520
Speaker 3: no when was the barstool offer a while? Ago it

3449
02:34:52,640 --> 02:34:55,320
Speaker 3: was it, was uh just panic takes your shirt. Off,

3450
02:34:55,440 --> 02:34:57,480
Speaker 3: yeah it was a while. Ago but it was like

3451
02:34:57,600 --> 02:35:00,640
Speaker 3: it was like the writing was on wall that, like

3452
02:35:00,760 --> 02:35:02,840
Speaker 3: what you guys are doing as cool as. Fuck AND

3453
02:35:03,040 --> 02:35:04,880
Speaker 3: i knew. IT i could tell. It AND i was

3454
02:35:04,959 --> 02:35:06,760
Speaker 3: looking at like numbers of podcasts and none of the

3455
02:35:06,840 --> 02:35:08,800
Speaker 3: numbers were like. Skyrocketing BUT i was, like, dude this

3456
02:35:08,959 --> 02:35:11,160
Speaker 3: is the. Future this is the, future this is what

3457
02:35:11,680 --> 02:35:14,720
Speaker 3: Really this What barstool's doing is What rogan kind of,

3458
02:35:14,800 --> 02:35:16,480
Speaker 3: started but he just never put a brand on. It

3459
02:35:16,560 --> 02:35:20,760
Speaker 3: he just was, Like, yo we'll we'll keep our drama. Internal,

3460
02:35:20,879 --> 02:35:23,280
Speaker 3: Right bird's, Fat tom's making fun of. Him let's talk

3461
02:35:23,280 --> 02:35:25,879
Speaker 3: about it on the. Podcast let's, hey everyone get their own.

3462
02:35:25,920 --> 02:35:28,320
Speaker 3: Podcasts i'm gonna listen to your. Podcast i'll talk about your.

3463
02:35:28,360 --> 02:35:31,039
Speaker 3: Podcast i'm gonna put you. Over it really is kind

3464
02:35:31,080 --> 02:35:35,280
Speaker 3: of like The rogan mainframe of like what was called

3465
02:35:35,360 --> 02:35:38,120
Speaker 3: Des squad at the time was all our podcasts and it,

3466
02:35:38,280 --> 02:35:42,200
Speaker 3: was you, know loose fitting network of, friends But barstool

3467
02:35:42,400 --> 02:35:44,840
Speaker 3: just monetized it on a better LIKE i put out.

3468
02:35:45,000 --> 02:35:47,320
Speaker 3: DUDE i remember going to the offices Of barstool being, like,

3469
02:35:47,560 --> 02:35:51,800
Speaker 3: DUDE i would excel in this fucking. Place like creativity

3470
02:35:51,920 --> 02:35:54,480
Speaker 3: just spills. EVERYWHERE i mean they'd walk you, in you'd

3471
02:35:54,520 --> 02:35:56,760
Speaker 3: DO kfc, radio and then you'd go in and you'd

3472
02:35:56,800 --> 02:35:58,320
Speaker 3: eat a bunch of different, foods and then you walk

3473
02:35:58,320 --> 02:36:00,680
Speaker 3: into another room and do sit down talk about sports

3474
02:36:00,720 --> 02:36:02,040
Speaker 3: a big cat and then you walk into another room

3475
02:36:02,040 --> 02:36:04,120
Speaker 3: and they'd go ask The internet. Questions it was, like,

3476
02:36:04,400 --> 02:36:05,760
Speaker 3: dude this is what it's supposed to. Be this is

3477
02:36:05,800 --> 02:36:08,440
Speaker 3: the fucking. Thing and then you look at, like you,

3478
02:36:08,520 --> 02:36:10,200
Speaker 3: KNOW I i think that WAS i, Mean i'm, god

3479
02:36:10,200 --> 02:36:12,200
Speaker 3: What i'm dead to the. Dead you, know no, regrets

3480
02:36:12,240 --> 02:36:14,360
Speaker 3: but BUT i think that would have BEEN i should

3481
02:36:14,400 --> 02:36:16,680
Speaker 3: have been. Smart maybe after next year when you take

3482
02:36:16,720 --> 02:36:20,640
Speaker 3: a year, off MAYBE i retire or a when you move.

3483
02:36:20,560 --> 02:36:24,240
Speaker 1: To, nashville there's definitely a piece of you that you're

3484
02:36:24,280 --> 02:36:33,279
Speaker 1: ready to huh creativity looking At South, okay So frank.

3485
02:36:35,040 --> 02:36:37,800
Speaker 3: Would, Yeah, okay she wants a lot of. Land here's

3486
02:36:37,800 --> 02:36:40,240
Speaker 3: What i'm gonna. Do i'm gonna leave a. Sport i'm Gonna,

3487
02:36:40,520 --> 02:36:44,120
Speaker 3: OH i already KNOW i got my. Life let me. Think.

3488
02:36:44,360 --> 02:36:45,560
Speaker 3: Drink it feels so good when you have.

3489
02:36:45,640 --> 02:36:53,440
Speaker 1: Alcohol, You, Oh, taylor how much space do we?

3490
02:36:53,520 --> 02:36:56,160
Speaker 3: Have? Okay we?

3491
02:36:56,240 --> 02:36:58,160
Speaker 1: Have we we have the hard cat at thirty minutes

3492
02:36:58,160 --> 02:36:59,120
Speaker 1: of our memory cards are.

3493
02:36:59,160 --> 02:37:03,200
Speaker 3: Losing first Thing i'm gonna. Do we're gonna buy a

3494
02:37:03,200 --> 02:37:05,400
Speaker 3: lot of land And i'm gonna build a running track

3495
02:37:05,480 --> 02:37:07,480
Speaker 3: through the. Woods i'm gonna build. It i'm Gonna i'm

3496
02:37:07,480 --> 02:37:09,200
Speaker 3: gonna dig it out with like a digger and go

3497
02:37:09,320 --> 02:37:12,160
Speaker 3: through and build a running track one and a half mile.

3498
02:37:12,280 --> 02:37:16,200
Speaker 3: Loop that's number, One, okay all. Right number, two no

3499
02:37:16,200 --> 02:37:18,720
Speaker 3: one will be able to see or hear. ME i

3500
02:37:18,760 --> 02:37:20,840
Speaker 3: can walk around naked. Everywhere we're gonna be on top

3501
02:37:20,840 --> 02:37:23,960
Speaker 3: of the, mountain overlooking a beautiful. Sunset there's going to

3502
02:37:24,000 --> 02:37:26,360
Speaker 3: be a lake on this. Property my tour bus will be.

3503
02:37:26,400 --> 02:37:28,120
Speaker 3: There that's why a. Sleep but we're gonna have a barn.

3504
02:37:28,160 --> 02:37:31,560
Speaker 3: Tominium that's Where leann's gonna. LIVE i can't fucking. Wait

3505
02:37:31,560 --> 02:37:33,400
Speaker 3: we're gonna Have LeAnn just fell in love with this assault.

3506
02:37:33,440 --> 02:37:35,640
Speaker 3: Rifles we're gonna have as salt rifles out. There i'm

3507
02:37:35,680 --> 02:37:41,040
Speaker 3: getting through For. Christmas. Animals, animals, Dude i'm taking animals

3508
02:37:41,080 --> 02:37:44,840
Speaker 3: to the next. Level don't. Listen i'm buying endangered. Species i'm.

3509
02:37:44,879 --> 02:37:48,040
Speaker 3: Buying i'm gonna Have. Lynx i'm gonna have big. Cats

3510
02:37:48,120 --> 02:37:50,560
Speaker 3: big cats are gonna roam my fucking. Property And i'm

3511
02:37:50,600 --> 02:37:55,400
Speaker 3: gonna have a litter of Fucking Doggo. Argentinos pull, Up Doggo. Argentino.

3512
02:37:56,000 --> 02:37:58,680
Speaker 3: Dog i'm gonna have a fucking, literally let me see

3513
02:37:59,640 --> 02:38:02,279
Speaker 3: a little. Bit Look Doggo. Argentina and then savannah. Cats

3514
02:38:03,680 --> 02:38:06,080
Speaker 3: look at that fucking. Beast, Right i'm gonna have all

3515
02:38:06,160 --> 02:38:09,160
Speaker 3: those ears. Cropped CAN i be honest with? You, yes,

3516
02:38:10,200 --> 02:38:16,880
Speaker 3: cross whatever your, Choice i'll circumcise them then then and

3517
02:38:17,000 --> 02:38:20,000
Speaker 3: then pull Up savannah. Cat pull, Up savannah. Cat look

3518
02:38:20,080 --> 02:38:22,080
Speaker 3: at that a butterfly on his fucking. Nose, now, wait

3519
02:38:22,120 --> 02:38:24,080
Speaker 3: you see these Cats i'm gonna have fucking running around my,

3520
02:38:24,120 --> 02:38:31,000
Speaker 3: Property savannah. Cat these things are fucking. Huge it looks

3521
02:38:31,040 --> 02:38:36,600
Speaker 3: like they're fucking. Massive they're like seventy pounds little. Bobcats,

3522
02:38:36,760 --> 02:38:38,480
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm gonna have a ton of. Those i'm a few.

3523
02:38:38,800 --> 02:38:42,120
Speaker 3: Parrots i'm gonna have some. Caws i'm gonna really just

3524
02:38:42,200 --> 02:38:45,720
Speaker 3: have a fucking wild. Over look at that. Thing look

3525
02:38:45,720 --> 02:38:47,160
Speaker 3: at that. Thing look at that, Thing look at that.

3526
02:38:47,240 --> 02:38:49,200
Speaker 1: Thing get up there, again let me see.

3527
02:38:49,200 --> 02:38:50,280
Speaker 3: That oh, god get?

3528
02:38:50,400 --> 02:38:51,720
Speaker 1: Up oh my.

3529
02:38:52,240 --> 02:38:54,240
Speaker 3: God, right they know how to open.

3530
02:38:54,320 --> 02:38:55,920
Speaker 1: Doors they know a lot.

3531
02:38:56,000 --> 02:38:57,880
Speaker 3: More here's my. Question Note now here's my. Thing And

3532
02:38:57,879 --> 02:39:00,480
Speaker 3: i'm gonna lean on you guys for. This and we

3533
02:39:00,560 --> 02:39:03,320
Speaker 3: did this when we moved TO la when we moved

3534
02:39:03,320 --> 02:39:06,560
Speaker 3: to the. VALLEY i want to make, Friends LIKE i

3535
02:39:06,680 --> 02:39:10,920
Speaker 3: want to have regular. Friends, okay all, Right so like

3536
02:39:11,920 --> 02:39:14,360
Speaker 3: And i'm gonna like because LIKE i can't just move

3537
02:39:14,440 --> 02:39:15,960
Speaker 3: here and they just be friends with you guys in

3538
02:39:16,080 --> 02:39:20,480
Speaker 3: Jelly roll And earnest and like, celebrities you, Know LIKE

3539
02:39:20,560 --> 02:39:24,880
Speaker 3: i want to have also regular, friends not both better

3540
02:39:24,920 --> 02:39:25,480
Speaker 3: than you, guys but.

3541
02:39:25,560 --> 02:39:31,160
Speaker 2: Like, okay but no people that are people that are in,

3542
02:39:31,240 --> 02:39:32,200
Speaker 2: town not on the road all the.

3543
02:39:32,240 --> 02:39:35,080
Speaker 3: Time LIKE i want, To LIKE i wanna because we're

3544
02:39:35,080 --> 02:39:36,800
Speaker 3: gonna SPEND i think we're spent half our year here

3545
02:39:37,560 --> 02:39:39,440
Speaker 3: and then half our year in L. A AND i was,

3546
02:39:39,480 --> 02:39:40,840
Speaker 3: LIKE i was, like, yeah but we moved. Here we're

3547
02:39:40,879 --> 02:39:43,920
Speaker 3: like we we should like like hang out with. People, Community,

3548
02:39:44,040 --> 02:39:46,600
Speaker 3: yeah be a part of. Me, like here's my big.

3549
02:39:46,840 --> 02:39:50,879
Speaker 3: THING i want to throw a party every, year like one. Party,

3550
02:39:51,240 --> 02:39:51,760
Speaker 3: okay let.

3551
02:39:51,720 --> 02:39:54,680
Speaker 1: Me tell you about national. Parties in groups of, people

3552
02:39:55,560 --> 02:39:58,560
Speaker 1: people lay claims to, parties, like, oh so and so

3553
02:39:58,760 --> 02:40:02,560
Speaker 1: does The halloween. Party The rhett family they along With

3554
02:40:02,640 --> 02:40:07,560
Speaker 1: tailor do The halloween party at their. Farm we do the,

3555
02:40:07,720 --> 02:40:12,599
Speaker 1: laws we do The easter. Party, okay and so there's always.

3556
02:40:12,440 --> 02:40:14,640
Speaker 2: Time about there's A halloween party coming alive this year

3557
02:40:15,360 --> 02:40:15,680
Speaker 2: at our.

3558
02:40:15,720 --> 02:40:18,360
Speaker 1: House, yeah but that's like that's actually a wind. Brainchild

3559
02:40:18,520 --> 02:40:21,240
Speaker 1: my oldest daughter Win, rebelawan she Is, Christmas.

3560
02:40:21,959 --> 02:40:27,119
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving you gotta go, obscure pull up, holidays pull up obscure.

3561
02:40:26,680 --> 02:40:29,560
Speaker 1: Holiday Flag, Day President's, Day Arbor, day Y Arbor.

3562
02:40:29,640 --> 02:40:32,119
Speaker 3: Day Just monday night, Football.

3563
02:40:31,800 --> 02:40:32,560
Speaker 2: Dude have you been To?

3564
02:40:32,720 --> 02:40:36,040
Speaker 1: Orgon of course you've been Organ how amazing is the

3565
02:40:36,280 --> 02:40:39,760
Speaker 1: trees and Organ are they fucking unbelievable or.

3566
02:40:39,760 --> 02:40:43,600
Speaker 3: What their fucking next? Level? Yes do you? Know do you?

3567
02:40:43,720 --> 02:40:48,280
Speaker 3: Know here's what's wrong with. Me i'm. Insufferable, okay this

3568
02:40:48,440 --> 02:40:51,440
Speaker 3: is Why i'm. Insufferable all, right everything you, Say i've

3569
02:40:51,520 --> 02:40:53,760
Speaker 3: done it times. Ten. Yeah do you know? WHAT i

3570
02:40:55,360 --> 02:40:58,080
Speaker 3: climbed to the top of The redwoods and hung out

3571
02:40:58,120 --> 02:40:59,600
Speaker 3: for roughly two hours at the top of the Red

3572
02:40:59,600 --> 02:41:01,840
Speaker 3: woods like a, tree a, Tree you climbed up a.

3573
02:41:01,959 --> 02:41:05,560
Speaker 3: TREE i jugged up a. Redwood jugging is when you

3574
02:41:05,640 --> 02:41:07,560
Speaker 3: get the rope and you do. THIS i jugged to

3575
02:41:07,640 --> 02:41:10,840
Speaker 3: the top Of redwood and hung out for two. Hours you, Smoke,

3576
02:41:11,480 --> 02:41:14,920
Speaker 3: NO i was stone sober and. Terrified it is wild

3577
02:41:15,080 --> 02:41:17,400
Speaker 3: how quiet it, is and how the wind talks to

3578
02:41:17,440 --> 02:41:20,160
Speaker 3: you and the trees move and you can feel you

3579
02:41:20,200 --> 02:41:22,720
Speaker 3: can see the wind coming by the trees, moving and

3580
02:41:22,800 --> 02:41:26,039
Speaker 3: then it hits. You it is. Surreal everything you've ever

3581
02:41:26,200 --> 02:41:28,240
Speaker 3: talked about in anything in. LIFE i think that's. Me

3582
02:41:28,280 --> 02:41:31,120
Speaker 3: it's top of The. Redwood we bungee jumped off.

3583
02:41:31,160 --> 02:41:35,800
Speaker 1: It, god that is so, cool. DUDE I u when

3584
02:41:35,800 --> 02:41:38,840
Speaker 1: we were In, eugene we went and walked through. SOBER

3585
02:41:39,200 --> 02:41:43,120
Speaker 1: i haven't smoked or. Anything and YE jp And garrett

3586
02:41:43,440 --> 02:41:45,080
Speaker 1: we're kind of walking through a will is coming to meet,

3587
02:41:45,160 --> 02:41:46,880
Speaker 1: us and we just find these trees and it was,

3588
02:41:46,959 --> 02:41:49,760
Speaker 1: Like i'm like touching the trees and feeling the texture

3589
02:41:49,800 --> 02:41:51,560
Speaker 1: of the. Tree someone felt like, foam some of them felt.

3590
02:41:51,640 --> 02:41:53,480
Speaker 1: Hard AND i was, like this is like the most

3591
02:41:53,560 --> 02:41:56,560
Speaker 1: incredible Vegetation i've ever seen in my.

3592
02:41:56,640 --> 02:41:58,640
Speaker 3: Life one Day i'll do a podcast WHERE i tell

3593
02:41:58,640 --> 02:42:00,720
Speaker 3: you all the Stuff i've done that you'd never, Believe

3594
02:42:01,320 --> 02:42:04,520
Speaker 3: like slept in the world's largest cave In, vietnam six

3595
02:42:04,600 --> 02:42:07,240
Speaker 3: hour hike in six hour hike out the caves so

3596
02:42:07,360 --> 02:42:10,000
Speaker 3: big The Empire State building could fit inside the, cave

3597
02:42:10,400 --> 02:42:12,080
Speaker 3: stayed in there for a. Night WHEN i was On Travel,

3598
02:42:12,120 --> 02:42:14,360
Speaker 3: CHANNEL i did the craziest. THINGS i someone said to

3599
02:42:14,360 --> 02:42:15,760
Speaker 3: me to, day have you ever swam with? SHARKS i

3600
02:42:15,840 --> 02:42:17,960
Speaker 3: was talking to a, surfer because you've ever swam my?

3601
02:42:17,959 --> 02:42:19,920
Speaker 3: SHARKS i, Said i've swam with great white sharks out

3602
02:42:19,959 --> 02:42:22,080
Speaker 3: of the. CAGE i swam with great white sharks in the.

3603
02:42:22,160 --> 02:42:25,680
Speaker 3: Cage that's the. Cave it is fucking, insane really like,

3604
02:42:25,800 --> 02:42:26,360
Speaker 3: that you know WHAT i? Did?

3605
02:42:26,600 --> 02:42:29,519
Speaker 1: Yeah or is it like a filter because that's always.

3606
02:42:29,760 --> 02:42:32,360
Speaker 3: Type In Bert kreisler in this cave Type Bert kreisler

3607
02:42:32,800 --> 02:42:33,920
Speaker 3: In vietnam cave and.

3608
02:42:34,040 --> 02:42:37,400
Speaker 1: Actually first first type in this. Cave just sipe in.

3609
02:42:37,440 --> 02:42:38,400
Speaker 1: THAT i want to see what comes.

3610
02:42:38,520 --> 02:42:45,320
Speaker 3: Up there's one cave, enough fair, enough but it's IT'S i.

3611
02:42:45,920 --> 02:42:51,480
Speaker 3: Swam i've swam with sharks probably ten. Times i've. Swam

3612
02:42:51,640 --> 02:42:54,640
Speaker 3: i've swam with whale, Sharks i've swam With have you

3613
02:42:54,680 --> 02:42:59,520
Speaker 3: swam with? ORCAS i almost? Did do you? Remember so

3614
02:42:59,600 --> 02:43:02,200
Speaker 3: they do that in our Buddy John mann's one of

3615
02:43:02,280 --> 02:43:06,040
Speaker 3: my buddy best. Buddies he does that In norway every

3616
02:43:06,120 --> 02:43:06,840
Speaker 3: year they go. Out.

3617
02:43:07,000 --> 02:43:09,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, really that's where you do, it and you can

3618
02:43:09,760 --> 02:43:10,520
Speaker 1: actually swim with them.

3619
02:43:10,560 --> 02:43:11,960
Speaker 3: There you swim with them and you go out and

3620
02:43:12,000 --> 02:43:12,879
Speaker 3: they Fucking.

3621
02:43:14,840 --> 02:43:16,960
Speaker 1: Is it true that no one has ever been. Killed

3622
02:43:17,120 --> 02:43:19,400
Speaker 1: there's never been a requartered kill of a great white

3623
02:43:19,440 --> 02:43:22,200
Speaker 1: shark outside of. Captivity, okay once again we're going into

3624
02:43:22,200 --> 02:43:23,000
Speaker 1: a Brock cressu rabbit.

3625
02:43:23,040 --> 02:43:26,560
Speaker 3: Hole. OKAY i believe the second we released we stopped

3626
02:43:26,600 --> 02:43:30,080
Speaker 3: having SeaWorld with the great killer, whales they started retaliating against.

3627
02:43:30,160 --> 02:43:32,960
Speaker 3: Us have you noticed that they're attacking boats like? Crazy,

3628
02:43:33,040 --> 02:43:33,879
Speaker 3: now there.

3629
02:43:33,840 --> 02:43:34,520
Speaker 1: Was a whole thing about.

3630
02:43:34,520 --> 02:43:35,640
Speaker 3: That weren't you And jack talking about that?

3631
02:43:35,720 --> 02:43:38,560
Speaker 1: One, yeah big or individuals here.

3632
02:43:41,000 --> 02:43:42,879
Speaker 3: Before i'm a big fan. Too i'm a Big Sea world.

3633
02:43:42,920 --> 02:43:45,440
Speaker 3: Fan but the second we didn't Have shimu. Anymore that's

3634
02:43:45,520 --> 02:43:48,160
Speaker 3: me with great white sharks right. There it's me in the.

3635
02:43:48,200 --> 02:43:52,080
Speaker 3: Cage you see the picture to the. Right that's my

3636
02:43:52,200 --> 02:43:54,000
Speaker 3: daughter's in the cage Of have you ever seen my? Sharks?

3637
02:43:54,320 --> 02:43:56,520
Speaker 2: No the black black tip is.

3638
02:43:56,560 --> 02:44:00,080
Speaker 3: That that's me inside the. Cage that's a Great.

3639
02:44:01,200 --> 02:44:04,880
Speaker 2: I've sway with. Those, yeah, yeah. Yeah no out In

3640
02:44:05,600 --> 02:44:07,440
Speaker 2: bora for the. Honeymoon nice.

3641
02:44:07,520 --> 02:44:09,240
Speaker 3: Motorcycle you know? What you know what's so? CRAZY i

3642
02:44:09,520 --> 02:44:11,680
Speaker 3: was listening to a podcasts the other day about this

3643
02:44:11,800 --> 02:44:13,240
Speaker 3: is WHEN i feel Like i'm spinning out of. CONTROL

3644
02:44:13,360 --> 02:44:17,080
Speaker 3: i was listening to a podcast about about sitting bowl

3645
02:44:18,240 --> 02:44:21,320
Speaker 3: right And Custard's Last. Stand, okay custards last stand was

3646
02:44:21,360 --> 02:44:21,879
Speaker 3: in uh.

3647
02:44:22,680 --> 02:44:27,160
Speaker 1: In, Dallas no no, clue The, Library San, clementtti The.

3648
02:44:27,200 --> 02:44:30,240
Speaker 3: Revolver always in The. Dakota's it was In North. Dakota

3649
02:44:30,400 --> 02:44:35,480
Speaker 3: Gotcha sturges Near. Sturges it's Near surgees it. IS i

3650
02:44:35,600 --> 02:44:40,920
Speaker 3: only know that BECAUSE I i WAS i re Enacted

3651
02:44:41,000 --> 02:44:44,480
Speaker 3: custard's last stand with those With LAKOTA'S i think It's lakota's.

3652
02:44:45,040 --> 02:44:48,480
Speaker 3: Uh at the actual place we had hunted buffalo with

3653
02:44:48,600 --> 02:44:52,200
Speaker 3: The Crow nation that evening we hunted. Buffalo one of

3654
02:44:52,240 --> 02:44:54,520
Speaker 3: the most beautiful. Motorcycles are your motorcycle, GUY i, LIKE

3655
02:44:54,600 --> 02:44:55,000
Speaker 3: i enjoy.

3656
02:44:55,080 --> 02:44:56,760
Speaker 1: MORTS i was quite a. Bit i'm not A harley,

3657
02:44:56,800 --> 02:44:59,280
Speaker 1: guy BUT i grew up on dirt. Bikes freestyle motocross

3658
02:44:59,360 --> 02:45:00,959
Speaker 1: was my first. Life we hunt.

3659
02:45:01,000 --> 02:45:03,240
Speaker 3: Buffalo at, sunset we land a helicopter on top of a.

3660
02:45:03,280 --> 02:45:05,840
Speaker 3: MOUNTAIN i get on my. Motorcycle it's An indian. CHIEF

3661
02:45:06,280 --> 02:45:07,400
Speaker 3: i get on My oh, no no, no it was

3662
02:45:07,440 --> 02:45:09,920
Speaker 3: a victory. Judge AND i get on the motorcycle AND

3663
02:45:09,959 --> 02:45:14,520
Speaker 3: i start riding through the hills Of, montana, gorgeous, gorgeous

3664
02:45:14,959 --> 02:45:17,720
Speaker 3: and a pack of wild horses catches up with me

3665
02:45:18,080 --> 02:45:21,240
Speaker 3: on top of a fucking mountain And i'm listening To

3666
02:45:21,320 --> 02:45:24,360
Speaker 3: Wilco Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun

3667
02:45:24,480 --> 02:45:27,000
Speaker 3: dun dun, dun And i'm going fucking thirty miles an

3668
02:45:27,040 --> 02:45:29,520
Speaker 3: hour with horses racing next to, me going, like what

3669
02:45:29,840 --> 02:45:31,840
Speaker 3: fucking world AM i living? In then we take it

3670
02:45:31,920 --> 02:45:34,040
Speaker 3: over to Where Sitting bull had his last cuts ra

3671
02:45:34,040 --> 02:45:35,959
Speaker 3: at his last dand and they re enacted the thing

3672
02:45:36,120 --> 02:45:38,160
Speaker 3: the kids they do this. Thing if they touch, you

3673
02:45:38,240 --> 02:45:40,680
Speaker 3: it's more insulting than if they kill. You the idea

3674
02:45:40,760 --> 02:45:43,600
Speaker 3: that An indian could get A Native american could get

3675
02:45:43,640 --> 02:45:46,160
Speaker 3: it close enough to touch you but not hurt you

3676
02:45:46,600 --> 02:45:49,120
Speaker 3: was more insulting than dying. Itself and they did that

3677
02:45:49,200 --> 02:45:51,120
Speaker 3: to me. NonStop they put me on a horse and

3678
02:45:51,200 --> 02:45:54,400
Speaker 3: they just came up just, screaming fucking all painted, yellow

3679
02:45:54,600 --> 02:45:57,480
Speaker 3: naked on fucking, horses a little, loincloth just touching me

3680
02:45:57,560 --> 02:45:59,920
Speaker 3: and just it was fucking. Insane, yeah, DUDE i lived

3681
02:46:00,120 --> 02:46:02,360
Speaker 3: a crazy fucking. Life The travel channel STUFF i, did

3682
02:46:02,959 --> 02:46:04,440
Speaker 3: or one Day i'll talk about it on, something but

3683
02:46:04,520 --> 02:46:07,760
Speaker 3: it's like the for fucking seven YEARS i traveled around

3684
02:46:07,800 --> 02:46:10,440
Speaker 3: the world over and over, again just around the. World

3685
02:46:10,520 --> 02:46:12,520
Speaker 3: you'd pick a map and you'd get a map and you,

3686
02:46:12,600 --> 02:46:13,960
Speaker 3: go where do you want to? Go And i'd, Go

3687
02:46:15,160 --> 02:46:18,000
Speaker 3: i've heard Of, tanzania what is that? Like and then

3688
02:46:18,040 --> 02:46:20,440
Speaker 3: you'd be, like well you can also go To. Zanzibar you're,

3689
02:46:20,480 --> 02:46:22,480
Speaker 3: like is that a real? Place and then we just

3690
02:46:22,560 --> 02:46:27,599
Speaker 3: travel the fucking. World it was. Insane ki the Fucking.

3691
02:46:29,520 --> 02:46:31,720
Speaker 1: You've lived a good, life, bro lived a fantastic. LIFE

3692
02:46:31,760 --> 02:46:33,800
Speaker 1: i really have sounds like you're you're ready for the

3693
02:46:33,879 --> 02:46:35,960
Speaker 1: calm a little. Bit it feels like you're ready for the.

3694
02:46:36,000 --> 02:46:38,360
Speaker 1: Calm you'll be having more stories after this next. Year,

3695
02:46:38,680 --> 02:46:40,320
Speaker 1: nope yeah you will because you'd be.

3696
02:46:40,360 --> 02:46:43,280
Speaker 3: Traveling just be. Quiet i'm thinking about it, here, Okay

3697
02:46:43,320 --> 02:46:45,400
Speaker 3: so so real, quick well we wrap. Up So i'm

3698
02:46:45,440 --> 02:46:49,680
Speaker 3: thinking we gotta. Places, yeah what's one? Thing So i'm

3699
02:46:49,720 --> 02:46:52,119
Speaker 3: thinking of like things That. Leanne leanne wants going. Safari

3700
02:46:52,240 --> 02:46:54,039
Speaker 3: she wants to go on. Safaris i'm gonna take her

3701
02:46:54,040 --> 02:46:56,320
Speaker 3: To i'm gonna take her To. Africa but THEN i was, like,

3702
02:46:56,400 --> 02:46:59,039
Speaker 3: yo you're In, africa, RIGHT i want to go down The, nile,

3703
02:47:00,080 --> 02:47:02,520
Speaker 3: RIGHT i want to see The? Pyramids? Yeah. Right so

3704
02:47:02,680 --> 02:47:04,640
Speaker 3: then you, Go, okay so let's take a. Month let's Do.

3705
02:47:04,720 --> 02:47:07,880
Speaker 3: Africa let's do let's Do. Africa let's go to The.

3706
02:47:07,959 --> 02:47:10,480
Speaker 3: Maldives let's Go like If i'm not just gonna go

3707
02:47:10,560 --> 02:47:13,400
Speaker 3: to fucking do one. Thing we all kids, anymore they're

3708
02:47:13,400 --> 02:47:16,000
Speaker 3: in fucking. College let's go do the. Thing it's like

3709
02:47:16,160 --> 02:47:18,520
Speaker 3: it's A. Nashville it's like, this we're here In. Nashville

3710
02:47:18,600 --> 02:47:20,680
Speaker 3: it's like you spend the week. Here, yeah let's look at.

3711
02:47:20,720 --> 02:47:24,280
Speaker 3: Houses then we go To oregon On, thursday and, uh

3712
02:47:24,600 --> 02:47:26,960
Speaker 3: spend the weekend In oregon and then we're. Home and So,

3713
02:47:27,200 --> 02:47:29,080
Speaker 3: africa what's one thing you want to? Do one thing

3714
02:47:29,120 --> 02:47:30,760
Speaker 3: you want to see really badly in this.

3715
02:47:30,879 --> 02:47:31,520
Speaker 1: World we'll go.

3716
02:47:31,640 --> 02:47:32,560
Speaker 3: First, Oh.

3717
02:47:32,760 --> 02:47:34,960
Speaker 2: ORCAS i would love this one With orca. WHALES i

3718
02:47:35,000 --> 02:47:36,640
Speaker 2: think that's the top of my bucket. List AND i

3719
02:47:36,720 --> 02:47:39,320
Speaker 2: do think doing a safari Here South africa is. Incredible,

3720
02:47:39,440 --> 02:47:41,840
Speaker 2: yeah doing like you, know up early in the, morning

3721
02:47:41,920 --> 02:47:44,000
Speaker 2: like getting close to some, lions like close enough to.

3722
02:47:44,080 --> 02:47:46,400
Speaker 2: Death BUT i think those two things would be sick

3723
02:47:46,600 --> 02:47:48,840
Speaker 2: or get maybe in the jungle and be amongst some.

3724
02:47:48,920 --> 02:47:52,240
Speaker 3: GUERRILLAS i think that would be really. Fun oh would

3725
02:47:52,240 --> 02:47:54,959
Speaker 3: they charge you and they, go, yeah where you're a.

3726
02:47:54,920 --> 02:47:57,440
Speaker 2: Little, nervous but you got the you got the guide

3727
02:47:57,480 --> 02:47:58,840
Speaker 2: with you telling you how to be and how to,

3728
02:47:58,920 --> 02:48:00,680
Speaker 2: act but you're scared. ENOUGH i feel like THAT i

3729
02:48:00,800 --> 02:48:02,240
Speaker 2: literally might have to pick up and go right.

3730
02:48:02,280 --> 02:48:05,080
Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, god that sounds but actually.

3731
02:48:04,879 --> 02:48:08,160
Speaker 2: Lions gorillas and orcus that would be my big car.

3732
02:48:08,200 --> 02:48:11,080
Speaker 2: Beginning or amongst the.

3733
02:48:11,120 --> 02:48:13,200
Speaker 1: Wolves oh, yeah but you've done.

3734
02:48:13,240 --> 02:48:15,920
Speaker 2: That, yeah, yeah, YEAH i gotta do something actually down

3735
02:48:15,959 --> 02:48:16,800
Speaker 2: close to uh To.

3736
02:48:16,959 --> 02:48:20,200
Speaker 3: Tampa really there's like this uh sanctuary of. Wolves OH

3737
02:48:20,280 --> 02:48:22,720
Speaker 3: i worked with. Wolves, Yeah i'm sure you.

3738
02:48:22,840 --> 02:48:24,080
Speaker 1: Have that's amazing for.

3739
02:48:24,200 --> 02:48:27,200
Speaker 3: Me they smell like ship like just give your heads

3740
02:48:27,240 --> 02:48:32,119
Speaker 3: up the wolves. Don't no one washes a. Wolf it's

3741
02:48:32,160 --> 02:48:33,000
Speaker 3: one THING i learned.

3742
02:48:34,600 --> 02:48:36,320
Speaker 1: My wife when we first. Met she told me she's

3743
02:48:36,360 --> 02:48:37,680
Speaker 1: like the PERSON i must send the rest of my life.

3744
02:48:37,680 --> 02:48:39,920
Speaker 1: With i'm gonna go To iceland. With and we still

3745
02:48:40,080 --> 02:48:41,160
Speaker 1: to this day have not been To.

3746
02:48:41,240 --> 02:48:44,400
Speaker 3: Iceland, okay, okay, okay, okay you, ready so hold. On

3747
02:48:44,600 --> 02:48:50,880
Speaker 3: i'm Sorry leanne will not listen to this podcast from

3748
02:48:50,920 --> 02:48:55,119
Speaker 3: surprising her with the. Trip, okay, okay and, uh we're

3749
02:48:55,200 --> 02:48:58,920
Speaker 3: going To she's always wanted to go To, paris and

3750
02:48:59,040 --> 02:49:01,240
Speaker 3: so she won't. Hear and by the, way don't fucking

3751
02:49:01,280 --> 02:49:02,920
Speaker 3: be a dick and text her. This just let.

3752
02:49:03,000 --> 02:49:04,480
Speaker 2: This i'm already thinking about clipping.

3753
02:49:04,520 --> 02:49:07,320
Speaker 3: It. Yeah So i'm THE. Takeo so we're doing a

3754
02:49:07,520 --> 02:49:12,720
Speaker 3: two bears porous signing In San francisco AND i was like,

3755
02:49:12,840 --> 02:49:15,920
Speaker 3: YO i was, like the next one's a week later In.

3756
02:49:16,000 --> 02:49:17,520
Speaker 3: TAMPA i, go why don't we just go To paris

3757
02:49:17,560 --> 02:49:21,360
Speaker 3: for the fucking, week and SO i don't know, Whether

3758
02:49:21,560 --> 02:49:23,840
Speaker 3: And i'm curious what you would do in your. Relationship

3759
02:49:24,280 --> 02:49:27,960
Speaker 3: DO i legit fucking surprise her and go, LIKE i

3760
02:49:28,080 --> 02:49:30,960
Speaker 3: grab her, PASSPORT i bring no, clothes just go like

3761
02:49:31,320 --> 02:49:33,200
Speaker 3: we're In San francisco and, go, yo get on the

3762
02:49:33,240 --> 02:49:34,560
Speaker 3: next flight we're. Going and she's, like, wait this is

3763
02:49:34,600 --> 02:49:36,320
Speaker 3: in our flight we're going To. Paris DO i do?

3764
02:49:36,440 --> 02:49:38,480
Speaker 3: That or DO i tell her a week ahead of

3765
02:49:38,520 --> 02:49:39,960
Speaker 3: time and let her get ready for it and bring.

3766
02:49:40,080 --> 02:49:43,080
Speaker 3: Clothes oh for, sure don't tell. Her don't tell.

3767
02:49:43,120 --> 02:49:43,879
Speaker 1: Her that's.

3768
02:49:43,959 --> 02:49:47,039
Speaker 3: First how's your? Wife is she a? Planner?

3769
02:49:47,120 --> 02:49:49,360
Speaker 2: Oh are you going to shop In San? Francisco you

3770
02:49:49,400 --> 02:49:49,600
Speaker 2: know WHAT i?

3771
02:49:49,680 --> 02:49:50,840
Speaker 3: Mean BECAUSE i KNOW i Know.

3772
02:49:51,000 --> 02:49:52,920
Speaker 2: Charles she would like to whatever, spots would go do

3773
02:49:53,040 --> 02:49:54,840
Speaker 2: to dinner like she would have. To she would she

3774
02:49:54,879 --> 02:49:57,600
Speaker 2: would enjoy having her outfits picked. Out so if you

3775
02:49:57,640 --> 02:49:59,680
Speaker 2: do surprise hers might be one of those things where

3776
02:49:59,680 --> 02:50:02,000
Speaker 2: you land you take her shopping In paris to get

3777
02:50:02,680 --> 02:50:03,400
Speaker 2: set outfit for.

3778
02:50:03,640 --> 02:50:05,280
Speaker 1: Dinner that's way better than being, like, hey you go

3779
02:50:05,360 --> 02:50:07,680
Speaker 1: pick out some outfits if you're going to if you

3780
02:50:07,760 --> 02:50:10,400
Speaker 1: want to spend that kind of. Money, yeah but, Yeah I'm.

3781
02:50:10,520 --> 02:50:12,480
Speaker 2: I'm surprised would be, good BUT i do think keep

3782
02:50:12,520 --> 02:50:14,200
Speaker 2: in mind how they want to be for dinner and having,

3783
02:50:14,280 --> 02:50:16,480
Speaker 2: everything kind of like having some type of, hey we're

3784
02:50:16,520 --> 02:50:17,800
Speaker 2: gonna hit this, restaurant we're gonna hit that.

3785
02:50:17,840 --> 02:50:20,680
Speaker 3: One, Yeah i'm thinking about the. Bunch i'm thinking about

3786
02:50:20,680 --> 02:50:23,640
Speaker 3: a bunch of those. Treads that's those treads going like

3787
02:50:23,840 --> 02:50:26,680
Speaker 3: last minute, going hey we're. Going cause she's been really

3788
02:50:26,680 --> 02:50:28,440
Speaker 3: good about, That like she's been good about not telling

3789
02:50:28,520 --> 02:50:30,959
Speaker 3: me where we're. Going and they're all always, concerts win

3790
02:50:31,000 --> 02:50:33,560
Speaker 3: To Pearl, Jam we've been to Like eagles and it's been.

3791
02:50:33,680 --> 02:50:36,600
Speaker 3: Awesome but, LIKE i like the, surprise but ALSO i don't,

3792
02:50:36,680 --> 02:50:38,800
Speaker 3: know like it's kind of a bro move.

3793
02:50:38,840 --> 02:50:41,520
Speaker 2: Be LIKE i would, SAY i would say my wife

3794
02:50:41,520 --> 02:50:43,800
Speaker 2: would love the, surprise and she would be even more

3795
02:50:43,879 --> 02:50:46,640
Speaker 2: surprised and more excited knowing THAT i had some things

3796
02:50:46,680 --> 02:50:49,280
Speaker 2: planned out tailor being like oh you you did this

3797
02:50:49,400 --> 02:50:50,800
Speaker 2: on your own type of, thing like you.

3798
02:50:50,879 --> 02:50:52,320
Speaker 3: Pulled all this shit off and you're, like, YEAH i

3799
02:50:52,320 --> 02:50:53,120
Speaker 3: got everything taken care.

3800
02:50:53,120 --> 02:50:55,200
Speaker 1: Of See taylor Knows i'm not capable of like planning that.

3801
02:50:55,400 --> 02:50:58,720
Speaker 1: Much she would be so incredibly excited IF i was, like,

3802
02:50:58,760 --> 02:51:00,280
Speaker 1: hey guess what we're, Going we're going To, Ice we're

3803
02:51:00,280 --> 02:51:02,960
Speaker 1: going To. Paris, dude to tell us what about? CLOTHES

3804
02:51:02,959 --> 02:51:03,920
Speaker 1: i don't even know what the get back thirty more

3805
02:51:03,920 --> 02:51:04,920
Speaker 1: about we're, closed.

3806
02:51:04,680 --> 02:51:06,000
Speaker 3: We get there. Close when we get, there that, is

3807
02:51:06,040 --> 02:51:07,400
Speaker 3: we get, close we get there to.

3808
02:51:07,520 --> 02:51:09,880
Speaker 1: Me and For tail And tale love. Surprises she's all

3809
02:51:09,920 --> 02:51:12,520
Speaker 1: fucking about. Surprises i'm terrible at doing, surprises so that,

3810
02:51:13,920 --> 02:51:15,199
Speaker 1: PERSONALLY i Think i'm horrible.

3811
02:51:15,320 --> 02:51:17,600
Speaker 3: SURPRISES i just told this surprise on the. Podcast, yeah

3812
02:51:17,640 --> 02:51:19,960
Speaker 3: but like she won't listen to, it and and just be. Cool,

3813
02:51:20,040 --> 02:51:22,680
Speaker 3: everyone don't send it to. Her we're not Gonna we're

3814
02:51:22,720 --> 02:51:23,160
Speaker 3: not going To we're not.

3815
02:51:23,480 --> 02:51:25,040
Speaker 1: Anything we're not gonna clip any of. This we're born

3816
02:51:25,080 --> 02:51:27,080
Speaker 1: to have clips for the. Show now this has been

3817
02:51:27,320 --> 02:51:27,800
Speaker 1: going to release.

3818
02:51:27,840 --> 02:51:30,120
Speaker 3: It, now how much did you sell this podcast?

3819
02:51:30,160 --> 02:51:32,040
Speaker 1: FOR i don't think we can even do.

3820
02:51:32,160 --> 02:51:34,119
Speaker 3: That, okay IF i Said i'll give you thirty million

3821
02:51:34,120 --> 02:51:36,520
Speaker 3: dollars for the podcast right, now would you sell to have? Everything?

3822
02:51:36,640 --> 02:51:38,039
Speaker 3: No BUT i get, IT i get. IT i buy

3823
02:51:38,080 --> 02:51:40,920
Speaker 3: it for thirty million. DOLLARS i BET i get. It

3824
02:51:41,040 --> 02:51:43,720
Speaker 3: i'll give you thirty million dollars and THEN i get

3825
02:51:43,760 --> 02:51:46,240
Speaker 3: to you guys keep doing. It but Now i'm like

3826
02:51:46,280 --> 02:51:50,000
Speaker 3: a fifty to fifty partner with you. Fifty so, no

3827
02:51:50,160 --> 02:51:51,879
Speaker 3: you guys get twenty five, each and THEN i get

3828
02:51:51,879 --> 02:51:55,400
Speaker 3: fifty percent. Each and then would you do that to a? Company, no,

3829
02:51:55,879 --> 02:52:00,440
Speaker 3: okay maybe one hundred million, dollars, yes undred million.

3830
02:52:00,440 --> 02:52:02,920
Speaker 1: Dollars oh, yeah one hundred million. Dollars you have Eighty you.

3831
02:52:03,000 --> 02:52:05,840
Speaker 3: Keep YOUR, ip but you you AM i calling the

3832
02:52:05,879 --> 02:52:11,080
Speaker 3: shots create a freedom for? Us? No, NO i mean, yes,

3833
02:52:11,400 --> 02:52:13,480
Speaker 3: yes but, no meaning like, yeah.

3834
02:52:13,280 --> 02:52:14,360
Speaker 1: But it's told me to call us and be, like

3835
02:52:14,400 --> 02:52:15,640
Speaker 1: we want you to say this on the show.

3836
02:52:15,840 --> 02:52:19,959
Speaker 3: Man i'm on thinking that's my sponsors right. Now HEY

3837
02:52:20,080 --> 02:52:23,600
Speaker 3: U T nascar has got an. Event you're, like, Oh i'm,

3838
02:52:23,640 --> 02:52:25,640
Speaker 3: yeah well we need you to do THIS nascar? Event

3839
02:52:26,600 --> 02:52:28,520
Speaker 3: can You you're gonna have to fly down To. Daytona

3840
02:52:28,720 --> 02:52:30,880
Speaker 3: that's a bad example because they were a sponsor Of Few,

3841
02:52:30,920 --> 02:52:34,720
Speaker 3: bears AND i LIKE nascar a. LOT i was gonna say, yeah, yeah,

3842
02:52:35,280 --> 02:52:38,080
Speaker 3: yeah right like that what?

3843
02:52:39,000 --> 02:52:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah thirty?

3844
02:52:39,520 --> 02:52:41,680
Speaker 3: Million, Though, well what's what's the end? Game what's the end?

3845
02:52:41,720 --> 02:52:44,360
Speaker 3: GAME i don't think it's a great. Question that's Where

3846
02:52:44,360 --> 02:52:45,760
Speaker 3: i'm at Where i'm, like what's my end? Game? Like

3847
02:52:45,800 --> 02:52:47,480
Speaker 3: DO i do stand? Up forever DO i do the?

3848
02:52:47,520 --> 02:52:50,720
Speaker 3: Podcast forever DO i DO? I is there a chance

3849
02:52:50,800 --> 02:52:52,080
Speaker 3: THAT i? RETIRE i.

3850
02:52:52,120 --> 02:52:54,840
Speaker 1: Will i'll tell you this about my personal. Endgame if

3851
02:52:54,840 --> 02:52:56,879
Speaker 1: you asked me this a year, ago there was no end.

3852
02:52:56,920 --> 02:52:57,080
Speaker 3: Game.

3853
02:52:57,200 --> 02:52:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, NOW i LITERALLY i talked about this in the

3854
02:53:00,240 --> 02:53:02,400
Speaker 1: few TIMES i spent for the first time in my adult,

3855
02:53:02,440 --> 02:53:05,080
Speaker 1: life was In canada for a week and sat there

3856
02:53:05,120 --> 02:53:08,119
Speaker 1: and was, like oh, FUCK i really am enjoying doing

3857
02:53:08,200 --> 02:53:10,120
Speaker 1: nothing and just being with my, Family and it's really

3858
02:53:10,200 --> 02:53:12,360
Speaker 1: fucked me up since then to where Now i'm, Like,

3859
02:53:12,840 --> 02:53:16,920
Speaker 1: okay how does how DO i eventually just do nothing

3860
02:53:17,760 --> 02:53:20,520
Speaker 1: or do only the things THAT i really? Enjoy how

3861
02:53:20,560 --> 02:53:23,199
Speaker 1: DO i become as involved with a dat as possible

3862
02:53:23,240 --> 02:53:26,560
Speaker 1: and around the family nine? Time as opposed to what about?

3863
02:53:26,600 --> 02:53:30,280
Speaker 3: This does? Something having? Something does that keep you? Healthy?

3864
02:53:30,720 --> 02:53:32,680
Speaker 3: Yes because something keeps me, healthy.

3865
02:53:33,200 --> 02:53:36,080
Speaker 2: Keeps me just BECAUSE i love to expand the, brand

3866
02:53:36,160 --> 02:53:37,520
Speaker 2: LIKE i love to make this more of a locker

3867
02:53:37,600 --> 02:53:40,600
Speaker 2: room other, athletes just other other influencers.

3868
02:53:40,720 --> 02:53:42,720
Speaker 3: Entertainers were you doing moving To?

3869
02:53:42,800 --> 02:53:45,280
Speaker 1: Nashville, yeah inside the walls at all.

3870
02:53:45,360 --> 02:53:48,000
Speaker 3: Times GOT i sold my soul to that fucking past.

3871
02:53:48,080 --> 02:53:51,880
Speaker 3: Factor Will. Smith i'm fucking in bed With tommy so

3872
02:53:52,000 --> 02:53:54,400
Speaker 3: deep right, now we have so much money.

3873
02:53:54,440 --> 02:53:58,480
Speaker 1: Together, yeah but if there if there was a way

3874
02:53:58,520 --> 02:54:02,000
Speaker 1: for busting to not just like Obviously will AND i

3875
02:54:02,120 --> 02:54:04,720
Speaker 1: being the faces of, it but having other people part of,

3876
02:54:04,760 --> 02:54:06,200
Speaker 1: it part of, it like The Landy. Walker he's been

3877
02:54:06,240 --> 02:54:09,560
Speaker 1: a person that's been embedded in the fall for. Us that's.

3878
02:54:09,640 --> 02:54:11,720
Speaker 1: Awesome he's a great. Personality he's great to have. Around

3879
02:54:11,760 --> 02:54:13,320
Speaker 1: like having more people like that to kind of like

3880
02:54:13,920 --> 02:54:16,480
Speaker 1: lift the load of the in front of camera stuff

3881
02:54:16,480 --> 02:54:16,720
Speaker 1: would be.

3882
02:54:16,720 --> 02:54:20,680
Speaker 3: Awesome, yeah it's just such a great fucking thing you

3883
02:54:20,760 --> 02:54:23,000
Speaker 3: guys have. Built how real is this thirty million dollar?

3884
02:54:23,080 --> 02:54:29,119
Speaker 3: OFFER i don't. KNOW i think that's where the future.

3885
02:54:29,240 --> 02:54:32,960
Speaker 3: Is part of, Me, no part of me goes, like,

3886
02:54:34,440 --> 02:54:36,439
Speaker 3: okay oh, Man i'm fucking.

3887
02:54:36,200 --> 02:54:37,680
Speaker 2: You already know when he gets off, here he's gonna

3888
02:54:37,680 --> 02:54:39,880
Speaker 2: Call tom LIKE i was feeling him out a little.

3889
02:54:39,879 --> 02:54:42,000
Speaker 1: Bit sounds like we're gonna buy him For they said

3890
02:54:42,040 --> 02:54:44,200
Speaker 1: for sure a hundred, Million so we have between thirty

3891
02:54:44,240 --> 02:54:45,640
Speaker 1: and one hundred to really figure.

3892
02:54:45,680 --> 02:54:47,800
Speaker 3: Out thirty is the working? Number thirty is the working?

3893
02:54:47,920 --> 02:54:48,160
Speaker 1: Number?

3894
02:54:48,520 --> 02:54:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, NO i don't. Know it's like it's

3895
02:54:51,400 --> 02:54:54,080
Speaker 3: like you could tell what's gonna be good LIKE i

3896
02:54:54,280 --> 02:54:57,800
Speaker 3: could never HAVE i could never have predicted Where pat

3897
02:54:57,879 --> 02:55:00,840
Speaker 3: McAfee is because when he was doing, it it was

3898
02:55:00,959 --> 02:55:03,480
Speaker 3: just there wasn't a there wasn't a system in place

3899
02:55:03,600 --> 02:55:05,959
Speaker 3: to show you what was going to. Happen but now

3900
02:55:06,000 --> 02:55:08,560
Speaker 3: that you've seen what pack McAfee has, done you see

3901
02:55:08,600 --> 02:55:11,160
Speaker 3: the future of everything a little bit now he he

3902
02:55:12,240 --> 02:55:16,880
Speaker 3: he laid FUCKING i mean it's amazing even still look At.

3903
02:55:16,920 --> 02:55:19,879
Speaker 3: Rogan once you saw What rogan, did you're.

3904
02:55:19,720 --> 02:55:23,200
Speaker 2: Like, wow between The rogan the, McAfee very we look

3905
02:55:23,240 --> 02:55:25,520
Speaker 2: at look at and we all, go we know where

3906
02:55:25,560 --> 02:55:28,800
Speaker 2: this is, going, right, Right so you know this dude

3907
02:55:28,840 --> 02:55:31,199
Speaker 2: smarter than us going they know where this is, going.

3908
02:55:32,560 --> 02:55:36,480
Speaker 3: Right so then then that's WHAT i find really. Fascinating

3909
02:55:36,480 --> 02:55:38,120
Speaker 3: and then you look at the kids that ARE i say,

3910
02:55:38,200 --> 02:55:41,600
Speaker 3: kids but like you Know Dance, older you know dance

3911
02:55:41,640 --> 02:55:43,760
Speaker 3: older at. All Dance older just started doing his own

3912
02:55:43,760 --> 02:55:47,560
Speaker 3: podcast and his podcast is killing it very. Easily you could,

3913
02:55:47,600 --> 02:55:50,400
Speaker 3: GO i know where that's, Going like that's WHERE i, Go, like,

3914
02:55:50,480 --> 02:55:52,520
Speaker 3: okay so then what's the price? Point and if you

3915
02:55:52,640 --> 02:55:55,560
Speaker 3: know where it's, going a Fucking SODA's podcast is a

3916
02:55:55,640 --> 02:55:57,520
Speaker 3: miss dance order is going to Be so you, said

3917
02:55:57,560 --> 02:56:01,119
Speaker 3: who's the next guy for real Dance older? Dance oder

3918
02:56:01,680 --> 02:56:05,280
Speaker 3: is fucking. Brilliant. Legit he will be doing an arena

3919
02:56:05,360 --> 02:56:10,160
Speaker 3: tour next in two years twenty, six he'll be doing arena.

3920
02:56:10,240 --> 02:56:14,560
Speaker 3: Tour he's so fucking. Talented he's so goddamn. TALENTED i,

3921
02:56:14,640 --> 02:56:17,520
Speaker 3: mean but you, know you know What i'm, saying, Though

3922
02:56:17,680 --> 02:56:19,920
Speaker 3: like once you see, that like that's why you gotta

3923
02:56:20,000 --> 02:56:22,400
Speaker 3: hats off To. Macfeees like he saw where it was

3924
02:56:22,440 --> 02:56:24,240
Speaker 3: going before anyone saw where it was. GOING i, mean

3925
02:56:24,280 --> 02:56:25,640
Speaker 3: you guys got kind of did it, too but like

3926
02:56:25,920 --> 02:56:29,360
Speaker 3: he had this like crazy vision of like like, right

3927
02:56:29,959 --> 02:56:32,440
Speaker 3: he's a lot Like tommy in respects of him going

3928
02:56:32,520 --> 02:56:34,400
Speaker 3: LIKE i don't care what people. Think i'll do WHATEVER i.

3929
02:56:34,560 --> 02:56:36,240
Speaker 3: Think and it's it's bad.

3930
02:56:36,320 --> 02:56:38,920
Speaker 1: Ass even Watched College Game. Day he's changed that show

3931
02:56:39,720 --> 02:56:41,840
Speaker 1: and made it ten, times but it was already a fantastic.

3932
02:56:41,879 --> 02:56:44,560
Speaker 3: Show it's a great. SHOW i watch it Every my

3933
02:56:44,680 --> 02:56:47,640
Speaker 3: daughter hit me. Up she was, like, ya we're going

3934
02:56:47,680 --> 02:56:48,480
Speaker 3: To College Game. Day.

3935
02:56:49,120 --> 02:56:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah the alemosphere is.

3936
02:56:50,320 --> 02:56:52,200
Speaker 3: Electric she's, like do you know these? Guys AND i was,

3937
02:56:52,280 --> 02:56:55,520
Speaker 3: LIKE i, KNOW i, KNOW i know one of. Them. Yeah,

3938
02:56:55,640 --> 02:56:58,000
Speaker 3: yeah but like it's it's crazy my daughter doesn't give

3939
02:56:58,000 --> 02:56:59,840
Speaker 3: a fuck about. Football she goes to college game. Day

3940
02:57:00,360 --> 02:57:00,560
Speaker 3: it was.

3941
02:57:00,680 --> 02:57:03,840
Speaker 1: CRAZY i wish that was fun podcast you've ever done

3942
02:57:03,920 --> 02:57:06,120
Speaker 1: where you were, like, MAN i really HAD i no

3943
02:57:06,200 --> 02:57:07,640
Speaker 1: idea it was gonna be that good of a, time but,

3944
02:57:07,760 --> 02:57:08,640
Speaker 1: fuck that was so much.

3945
02:57:08,680 --> 02:57:11,720
Speaker 3: Fun i'll tell You, honestly the first PODCAST i ever

3946
02:57:11,800 --> 02:57:14,160
Speaker 3: did With bill was like the first time we started

3947
02:57:14,160 --> 02:57:17,680
Speaker 3: Doing Bill, burt those first three ones we, DID i, mean,

3948
02:57:17,840 --> 02:57:19,560
Speaker 3: like And i'm a fan of, his but, LIKE i

3949
02:57:19,760 --> 02:57:22,720
Speaker 3: was fucking blown. AWAY i was, like do you forget

3950
02:57:22,760 --> 02:57:25,680
Speaker 3: how funny someone? Is and like? That and then and, then,

3951
02:57:25,840 --> 02:57:28,960
Speaker 3: HONESTLY i don't THINK i was doing Two bears. YET

3952
02:57:29,440 --> 02:57:33,000
Speaker 3: i think me And tom had done, one but, uh

3953
02:57:33,080 --> 02:57:34,920
Speaker 3: and then WHEN i started doing the first the first

3954
02:57:34,959 --> 02:57:37,440
Speaker 3: Two bears, ones when when the pandemic was kicking and

3955
02:57:37,480 --> 02:57:40,520
Speaker 3: we started doing every, week, dude He tommy just had

3956
02:57:40,560 --> 02:57:43,560
Speaker 3: me every he just knew me so, well he had me.

3957
02:57:43,680 --> 02:57:45,720
Speaker 3: Rolling those were THE i IF i could go, Back

3958
02:57:47,320 --> 02:57:49,480
Speaker 3: i'd erase all my Podcasts i've ever, done AND i

3959
02:57:49,640 --> 02:57:52,320
Speaker 3: just have those first Two bears in the First Bill

3960
02:57:52,360 --> 02:57:55,880
Speaker 3: berts were, LIKE i was just, LIKE i, MEAN i

3961
02:57:56,160 --> 02:57:57,800
Speaker 3: remember the first ONE i did With bill was LIKE

3962
02:57:59,040 --> 02:58:02,160
Speaker 3: i walked. OFF i was, LIKE i was, like, confidently

3963
02:58:02,200 --> 02:58:04,120
Speaker 3: going someone buy a new. House this is gonna make

3964
02:58:04,200 --> 02:58:06,680
Speaker 3: so much fucking. MONEY i was, like this IS i was,

3965
02:58:06,720 --> 02:58:09,560
Speaker 3: like he's fucking. BRILLIANT i, mean he just would LIKE

3966
02:58:10,160 --> 02:58:12,720
Speaker 3: i didn't say anything AND i got shit. ON i

3967
02:58:12,840 --> 02:58:14,920
Speaker 3: talk over everyone AND i got shit on on that.

3968
02:58:15,080 --> 02:58:17,480
Speaker 3: PODCAST i would not, TALK i swear To, god On Bill,

3969
02:58:17,520 --> 02:58:21,680
Speaker 3: BURT i would just sit and listen and laugh hysterically

3970
02:58:21,760 --> 02:58:24,000
Speaker 3: the whole. Time same with like the beginning Of Two

3971
02:58:24,000 --> 02:58:27,920
Speaker 3: bears was, like was like, that those were fucking. Great

3972
02:58:27,959 --> 02:58:30,080
Speaker 3: i'll tell you. What the best Podcast i've ever been

3973
02:58:30,120 --> 02:58:33,360
Speaker 3: a part, Of end of The world With, Joe stanhope

3974
02:58:33,520 --> 02:58:39,199
Speaker 3: Me bill was THE i mean it was fucking. Insane

3975
02:58:39,400 --> 02:58:41,680
Speaker 3: it was. Insane it was Like Marilyn manson was. There

3976
02:58:41,959 --> 02:58:43,800
Speaker 3: it was like the craziest fucking night of our. LIVES

3977
02:58:44,480 --> 02:58:45,920
Speaker 3: i didn't think you do With. Joe the, FIRST i

3978
02:58:45,959 --> 02:58:48,240
Speaker 3: mean the Hardest i've ever laughed on a, podcast without

3979
02:58:48,240 --> 02:58:50,760
Speaker 3: a doubt is When tom shaved my beard On Uh

3980
02:58:51,360 --> 02:58:54,199
Speaker 3: tom shaved my beard On rogan for The Weight Loss.

3981
02:58:54,240 --> 02:58:57,080
Speaker 3: Challenge he shaved it and as he was shaving AND i,

3982
02:58:57,080 --> 02:58:59,720
Speaker 3: said does it look, good and he looked in his

3983
02:58:59,800 --> 02:59:02,760
Speaker 3: Eye he's like, no AND i. Couldn't the two of us.

3984
02:59:02,879 --> 02:59:04,960
Speaker 3: Laughing it's the Closest i've ever had to having sex

3985
02:59:05,040 --> 02:59:07,000
Speaker 3: with a man like me and him laughing in each

3986
02:59:07,040 --> 02:59:10,040
Speaker 3: other's eyes in that moment was like such a pure,

3987
02:59:10,280 --> 02:59:15,640
Speaker 3: Joy LIKE i fucking was crying and he's just, laughing

3988
02:59:15,720 --> 02:59:17,440
Speaker 3: shaving me, looking making me look like a Perto rican.

3989
02:59:17,480 --> 02:59:21,360
Speaker 3: Guy look at, this that's how Fat tommy. Was, god

3990
02:59:22,480 --> 02:59:25,600
Speaker 3: look at. This this is the. Moment you're. Ready this

3991
02:59:25,800 --> 02:59:27,680
Speaker 3: Is joe recording. It by the, way this is how

3992
02:59:27,760 --> 02:59:32,920
Speaker 3: long Ago joe. Was That's.

3993
02:59:33,040 --> 02:59:36,000
Speaker 2: God those are the good laugh play that at my, funeral.

3994
02:59:37,240 --> 02:59:39,320
Speaker 3: Played at my. Funeral IF i even have, ONE i

3995
02:59:39,360 --> 02:59:41,560
Speaker 3: don't know if that's, real the whole.

3996
02:59:41,640 --> 02:59:44,120
Speaker 1: Death IF i ever have, one five years from, now you're, like,

3997
02:59:44,240 --> 02:59:45,360
Speaker 1: see it doesn't.

3998
02:59:45,400 --> 02:59:47,240
Speaker 3: EXIST i hung up with the. Dude there was ninety

3999
02:59:47,240 --> 02:59:47,600
Speaker 3: three the other.

4000
02:59:47,680 --> 02:59:50,880
Speaker 1: Day that's a major main character. Syndrome, OH i got

4001
02:59:50,920 --> 02:59:53,880
Speaker 1: main characters saying, like just to not believe in death is, Like,

4002
02:59:54,360 --> 02:59:56,080
Speaker 1: okay everyone.

4003
02:59:56,200 --> 02:59:59,080
Speaker 3: Dies has it happened to? You? No But i'm on

4004
02:59:59,240 --> 03:00:03,160
Speaker 3: the main. Character, well, okay you've been to a, funeral

4005
03:00:03,800 --> 03:00:08,279
Speaker 3: was it, gentlemen.

4006
03:00:09,440 --> 03:00:10,840
Speaker 1: We have tears. Out we have to do tier.

4007
03:00:10,879 --> 03:00:12,959
Speaker 3: Talk we can hold tier talk for the. Injury tear.

4008
03:00:13,000 --> 03:00:15,080
Speaker 1: Talk teer talk is you're just a valuing your top

4009
03:00:15,160 --> 03:00:17,120
Speaker 1: three favorite things of that category of.

4010
03:00:17,280 --> 03:00:19,800
Speaker 3: Tiers, okay of tears we, have we have, Time we

4011
03:00:19,879 --> 03:00:20,360
Speaker 3: got it back.

4012
03:00:20,440 --> 03:00:25,800
Speaker 1: Up, cool all, right five minutes out, there knock it.

4013
03:00:25,840 --> 03:00:29,120
Speaker 2: Out, okay which one are we?

4014
03:00:29,200 --> 03:00:33,280
Speaker 1: Doing tears? Off holiday? Parties, okay holiday. Parties you gonna started.

4015
03:00:33,360 --> 03:00:35,000
Speaker 1: Three you're gonna tell us why three is your third?

4016
03:00:35,040 --> 03:00:37,440
Speaker 1: Favorite then tier? Two then you're an Official tier, one

4017
03:00:37,680 --> 03:00:40,800
Speaker 1: which is your absolute? Favorite, okay so what's your First

4018
03:00:40,840 --> 03:00:41,080
Speaker 1: we'll go.

4019
03:00:41,080 --> 03:00:48,320
Speaker 2: Ahead WHAT i hate about this IS i don't know

4020
03:00:48,360 --> 03:00:54,160
Speaker 2: If halloween is in my top. THREE i think My tier. Two, no, no,

4021
03:00:54,320 --> 03:00:57,080
Speaker 2: NO i question Is? Thanksgiving is that a?

4022
03:00:57,160 --> 03:00:57,600
Speaker 3: Party is?

4023
03:00:57,640 --> 03:00:57,920
Speaker 2: That is?

4024
03:00:57,959 --> 03:00:59,120
Speaker 3: That oh my? God?

4025
03:00:59,320 --> 03:00:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

4026
03:00:59,520 --> 03:01:03,840
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving, YEAH i would Argue thanksgiving is is nothing but

4027
03:01:03,959 --> 03:01:06,960
Speaker 3: an entire day party and and you got you got

4028
03:01:07,040 --> 03:01:10,800
Speaker 3: football on. Dude, THANKSGIVING i would say number, two My

4029
03:01:10,879 --> 03:01:13,560
Speaker 3: tier three is going to be A christmas. Party in,

4030
03:01:13,640 --> 03:01:15,480
Speaker 3: fact The christmas party that we do a few days

4031
03:01:15,520 --> 03:01:21,600
Speaker 3: Before christmas make The. Gingerbreadsville we're building some good traditional

4032
03:01:21,680 --> 03:01:23,440
Speaker 3: stuff in our in our in our in Our christmas,

4033
03:01:23,480 --> 03:01:25,560
Speaker 3: party some really good traditional stuff in Our christmas.

4034
03:01:25,560 --> 03:01:27,600
Speaker 2: Party but that would be my tier. Three My tier

4035
03:01:27,680 --> 03:01:30,880
Speaker 2: two would Be. THANKSGIVING i feel like you Have, thanksgiving

4036
03:01:30,920 --> 03:01:34,680
Speaker 2: you HAVE nfl, Football you're, eating you're eating, leftovers you're eating.

4037
03:01:34,800 --> 03:01:38,120
Speaker 2: Pies like everybody comes over, together somebody usually bringing a.

4038
03:01:38,160 --> 03:01:42,040
Speaker 2: DISH i absolutely Love. Thanksgiving if that's if that fits

4039
03:01:42,080 --> 03:01:44,560
Speaker 2: into our holiday, parties Then thanksgiving is my tier, two

4040
03:01:44,640 --> 03:01:46,880
Speaker 2: my tier one nearest and dearest to my. HEART i

4041
03:01:47,280 --> 03:01:49,560
Speaker 2: love The fourth Of. JULY i Think fourth Of July

4042
03:01:52,040 --> 03:01:55,120
Speaker 2: american getting together with your, Families like just Have?

4043
03:01:55,240 --> 03:01:58,640
Speaker 3: Ramadan what is it like and? Like and if you

4044
03:01:58,720 --> 03:02:00,800
Speaker 3: live in Like, egypt you just get Like. Ramadam where you,

4045
03:02:00,800 --> 03:02:03,520
Speaker 3: DON'T i don't. Know they Don't. July they don't Have

4046
03:02:03,600 --> 03:02:05,840
Speaker 3: New Year's. Eve maybe they, do but it's like. Whatever

4047
03:02:06,840 --> 03:02:08,840
Speaker 3: they don't Have. Christmas they don't even Have. Honkah they

4048
03:02:08,879 --> 03:02:11,040
Speaker 3: definitely don't Have. Honkah they don't have like all the

4049
03:02:11,400 --> 03:02:15,080
Speaker 3: we have the best. Day we have a great roster.

4050
03:02:15,240 --> 03:02:16,680
Speaker 2: Holiday if we were.

4051
03:02:16,640 --> 03:02:18,840
Speaker 3: Selling a, country meaning like if you were like you'll

4052
03:02:18,879 --> 03:02:21,240
Speaker 3: come To. AMERICA i just want to start off by

4053
03:02:21,280 --> 03:02:23,560
Speaker 3: telling you all the day as we. Party you'd be,

4054
03:02:23,640 --> 03:02:25,280
Speaker 3: like why WOULD i go to Any i'm not going To.

4055
03:02:25,400 --> 03:02:30,040
Speaker 3: Iraq let's. Out, well it's Like i'm not gonna go

4056
03:02:30,080 --> 03:02:30,760
Speaker 3: To i'm not gonna go To.

4057
03:02:30,840 --> 03:02:34,959
Speaker 1: Russia, no what About? AMSTERDAM i think.

4058
03:02:36,400 --> 03:02:36,840
Speaker 2: The roster.

4059
03:02:37,480 --> 03:02:41,720
Speaker 3: Are, yeah they celebrate. Everything they're, like we celebrate Like

4060
03:02:41,840 --> 03:02:46,879
Speaker 3: French Independence, day like, okay, yeah by the, way they

4061
03:02:46,879 --> 03:02:49,240
Speaker 3: get out of school for. IT i don't even. THINK

4062
03:02:50,440 --> 03:02:53,800
Speaker 3: i think they're all homeschool, really all The French amsterdam,

4063
03:02:53,920 --> 03:02:55,960
Speaker 3: kids they don't even like they just saw weed in their.

4064
03:02:56,000 --> 03:03:00,080
Speaker 3: HOOKERS i think. CREWS i don't know. MUCH i you,

4065
03:03:00,080 --> 03:03:03,800
Speaker 3: Know i'll tell you. What hot chicks ride bikes. There

4066
03:03:03,879 --> 03:03:06,720
Speaker 3: that's the crazy. Thing that is why hot chicks ride.

4067
03:03:06,760 --> 03:03:08,400
Speaker 1: Probably not even ten speeds, either the ones you really

4068
03:03:08,440 --> 03:03:09,160
Speaker 1: have to peddle, Through.

4069
03:03:09,080 --> 03:03:11,720
Speaker 3: I'd, argue oh, yeah they're the ones with handles like

4070
03:03:11,920 --> 03:03:16,240
Speaker 3: yes and a basket ue. Cruisers the hottest women in

4071
03:03:16,320 --> 03:03:20,360
Speaker 3: the world or In. Amsterdam i've Heard israel is up.

4072
03:03:20,360 --> 03:03:20,520
Speaker 2: There.

4073
03:03:20,920 --> 03:03:23,440
Speaker 3: DUDE i slept On indian chicks for a long. Time

4074
03:03:24,160 --> 03:03:28,039
Speaker 3: indian chicks without a doubt Will oh my, god that's

4075
03:03:28,160 --> 03:03:30,240
Speaker 3: my one. REGRET i never had sexual with The indian

4076
03:03:30,360 --> 03:03:34,879
Speaker 3: Check it's like. THERE i think they're absolutely. Stunning, YEAH

4077
03:03:35,160 --> 03:03:37,320
Speaker 3: i Mean indian chicks are like and what's crazy IS

4078
03:03:37,360 --> 03:03:39,120
Speaker 3: i say that every TIME i meet An indian, PERSON

4079
03:03:39,600 --> 03:03:40,959
Speaker 3: i tell THEM i never.

4080
03:03:41,040 --> 03:03:46,080
Speaker 1: Fu you gotta let them. Know. Yeah so the last one, is,

4081
03:03:47,760 --> 03:03:53,680
Speaker 1: Okay i'm going to give fuck, Dude i'm going to

4082
03:03:53,720 --> 03:04:01,120
Speaker 1: give an honorable mention two College halloween. Parties there's a

4083
03:04:01,280 --> 03:04:03,840
Speaker 1: special place for. THAT i just think as an, Adult,

4084
03:04:04,680 --> 03:04:07,920
Speaker 1: YEAH i. DO i do agree that Like halloween parties

4085
03:04:07,959 --> 03:04:09,720
Speaker 1: as an adult is a little bit more. Difficult we're

4086
03:04:09,720 --> 03:04:11,600
Speaker 1: trying to cook one of this year to kind of get,

4087
03:04:11,600 --> 03:04:13,440
Speaker 1: it you, know pumpkin carbon, competition kind of do all

4088
03:04:13,440 --> 03:04:18,600
Speaker 1: the things you. Do but, uh, yes there's nothing like

4089
03:04:19,280 --> 03:04:22,920
Speaker 1: being a horny nineteen year old going to A halloween house.

4090
03:04:22,959 --> 03:04:26,560
Speaker 3: Party everyone's, everyone it.

4091
03:04:26,720 --> 03:04:28,040
Speaker 1: Is it's really something.

4092
03:04:28,080 --> 03:04:31,080
Speaker 3: Special i've never seen a slutty tactician. Before, yeah like

4093
03:04:31,160 --> 03:04:33,320
Speaker 3: they're just everyone's dress is a slut. Whatever it is.

4094
03:04:34,040 --> 03:04:38,400
Speaker 1: Awesome My tier three is gonna go To My tier

4095
03:04:38,440 --> 03:04:41,080
Speaker 1: three is gonna go to uh fourth Of. July the,

4096
03:04:41,440 --> 03:04:45,680
Speaker 1: barbecues the, summertime the tank, tops the twisted, teas it

4097
03:04:45,840 --> 03:04:48,520
Speaker 1: is a it's fucking it's just a great, time it's

4098
03:04:48,600 --> 03:04:51,680
Speaker 1: the peak of, summer and it's just you, know people loved.

4099
03:04:51,720 --> 03:04:54,080
Speaker 1: It it's almost. Cool like you, said it's like cool

4100
03:04:54,160 --> 03:04:55,840
Speaker 1: not to have a. Religion it's like cool not to

4101
03:04:56,360 --> 03:05:00,200
Speaker 1: be About. America but that's not cool to. Me when

4102
03:05:00,200 --> 03:05:02,520
Speaker 1: you get to fourth Of july and you see the flags,

4103
03:05:02,560 --> 03:05:05,360
Speaker 1: flying people about, it playing, bags all those things like,

4104
03:05:05,440 --> 03:05:08,560
Speaker 1: that to me is just it's Fucking it's. Beautiful my

4105
03:05:08,760 --> 03:05:11,000
Speaker 1: tier two and you, guys it probably wouldn't have been

4106
03:05:11,040 --> 03:05:13,720
Speaker 1: my tier two until my eyes are open to the

4107
03:05:13,800 --> 03:05:17,280
Speaker 1: idea Of thanksgiving being a full, day because it really.

4108
03:05:17,440 --> 03:05:21,959
Speaker 1: IS i so As i'm getting, OLDER i enjoy parties

4109
03:05:22,000 --> 03:05:23,640
Speaker 1: so much for a couple of. REASONS i enjoy. It

4110
03:05:23,720 --> 03:05:26,320
Speaker 1: one BECAUSE i want my kids WHEN i grew up

4111
03:05:26,400 --> 03:05:28,360
Speaker 1: and IF i do, die if that really, exists IF i,

4112
03:05:28,480 --> 03:05:30,600
Speaker 1: die my kids are, like, yo my. DAD i want

4113
03:05:30,600 --> 03:05:33,080
Speaker 1: them to talk about how PSYCHOTIC i was about, holidays

4114
03:05:33,400 --> 03:05:37,280
Speaker 1: something about bringing the cheer in and every single Thing', Spootober, Thanksgiving.

4115
03:05:37,560 --> 03:05:41,320
Speaker 1: Christmas but Like thanksgiving last, year where we have thirty

4116
03:05:41,360 --> 03:05:44,320
Speaker 1: people at the, house there's endless supply of. Food we're

4117
03:05:44,360 --> 03:05:46,840
Speaker 1: adding this. YEAR i want to do a prize for

4118
03:05:47,160 --> 03:05:51,360
Speaker 1: weigh ins and way outs who gains the most During? Thanksgiving, yes,

4119
03:05:51,560 --> 03:05:54,880
Speaker 1: Yes and it's just LIKE i just love like how it's, like,

4120
03:05:54,959 --> 03:05:56,880
Speaker 1: yeah people get their, diet they have their ideas of

4121
03:05:56,920 --> 03:05:58,280
Speaker 1: what they want to look, like but on that, day

4122
03:05:58,320 --> 03:06:00,720
Speaker 1: it doesn't fucking matter at, all and drink as much

4123
03:06:00,720 --> 03:06:03,920
Speaker 1: as you. Want you have the entire weekend to eat

4124
03:06:04,320 --> 03:06:06,760
Speaker 1: the same food for the entire, weekend if not bleeding

4125
03:06:06,760 --> 03:06:08,360
Speaker 1: in the next. Week SO i think that's. Awesome My

4126
03:06:08,520 --> 03:06:13,120
Speaker 1: tier one Is christmas, parties. DUDE i think when you

4127
03:06:13,200 --> 03:06:15,000
Speaker 1: get to that like twenty third Of, december when you

4128
03:06:15,080 --> 03:06:16,800
Speaker 1: have a whole bunch of people coming over and you

4129
03:06:16,920 --> 03:06:20,760
Speaker 1: have full grown adults making gingerbread houses and having a

4130
03:06:20,800 --> 03:06:22,800
Speaker 1: competition and who can make the best gingerbread houses and

4131
03:06:22,840 --> 03:06:25,160
Speaker 1: everyone's kind of voting on, it and that's an endless

4132
03:06:25,160 --> 03:06:30,440
Speaker 1: supply of the most intense eggnog on top of, it

4133
03:06:30,560 --> 03:06:33,000
Speaker 1: and knowing that, like no one's got work, tomorrow no

4134
03:06:33,080 --> 03:06:35,320
Speaker 1: one's got anything to do the next the next few,

4135
03:06:35,360 --> 03:06:37,680
Speaker 1: days and you're gonna make it like a full weekend

4136
03:06:37,720 --> 03:06:40,160
Speaker 1: out of, like, dude drinking a little too much pinky

4137
03:06:40,200 --> 03:06:42,120
Speaker 1: swinging to start your diets come the new. Year you,

4138
03:06:42,280 --> 03:06:44,200
Speaker 1: know at that point like all the THINGS i was

4139
03:06:44,240 --> 03:06:47,960
Speaker 1: going to achieve this, year that's done, now BECAUSE i

4140
03:06:48,040 --> 03:06:50,960
Speaker 1: know twenty twenty five is a week away and that's

4141
03:06:51,000 --> 03:06:53,280
Speaker 1: What i'll restart. Everything so it's like really throwing your

4142
03:06:53,320 --> 03:06:55,080
Speaker 1: ambitions to the wind and being, like, dude fuck, it

4143
03:06:55,480 --> 03:06:58,120
Speaker 1: like we're gonna do whatever we want. Here it's just

4144
03:06:58,840 --> 03:07:03,440
Speaker 1: there's something about darkness with all your friends around and

4145
03:07:03,520 --> 03:07:07,000
Speaker 1: the only thing lighting up the outside Are christmas lights

4146
03:07:07,520 --> 03:07:10,920
Speaker 1: and just giving you that, like oh, fuck, dude it

4147
03:07:11,000 --> 03:07:11,400
Speaker 1: really is.

4148
03:07:12,080 --> 03:07:13,240
Speaker 2: Dude the music is.

4149
03:07:13,360 --> 03:07:17,640
Speaker 1: Going you Got elvis, on you Got Mariah carrie, going

4150
03:07:17,720 --> 03:07:20,400
Speaker 1: you got all the different kinds of, music and it's

4151
03:07:20,520 --> 03:07:25,360
Speaker 1: got this like Peppermint christmas tree smell that just is

4152
03:07:25,400 --> 03:07:28,600
Speaker 1: an aura throughout. Everybody everyone's a little bit fucking. Happier

4153
03:07:28,720 --> 03:07:30,720
Speaker 1: you'd be having the worst week of your, life but

4154
03:07:31,000 --> 03:07:33,600
Speaker 1: on that those couple of days that, week it's, like

4155
03:07:34,040 --> 03:07:34,840
Speaker 1: what are we all upset?

4156
03:07:34,840 --> 03:07:36,400
Speaker 3: About? You you got me right.

4157
03:07:37,920 --> 03:07:39,720
Speaker 2: Right. Now it's that fucking.

4158
03:07:39,800 --> 03:07:42,879
Speaker 1: Good and it bumms me out that Because i'm obviously

4159
03:07:42,879 --> 03:07:44,480
Speaker 1: a huge spook toober, guy but that.

4160
03:07:46,720 --> 03:07:48,360
Speaker 3: DID i know, WHAT i know What i'm. DOING i

4161
03:07:48,400 --> 03:07:50,960
Speaker 3: know What i'm. Doing WHEN i moved To, nashville all,

4162
03:07:51,000 --> 03:07:54,680
Speaker 3: right let's work through my tear coming to these. Parties oh,

4163
03:07:54,760 --> 03:07:56,360
Speaker 3: NO i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i

4164
03:07:56,440 --> 03:07:58,360
Speaker 3: got my. PARTY i know How i'm gonna Own. NASHVILLE

4165
03:07:58,360 --> 03:08:07,440
Speaker 3: i got my. Party, okay let's working. Backwards thanksgiving is,

4166
03:08:07,520 --> 03:08:10,960
Speaker 3: Awesome tier, Three tier. Three it gives you a whole

4167
03:08:11,120 --> 03:08:14,360
Speaker 3: day of. Partying the whole day is about one. Event

4168
03:08:15,120 --> 03:08:17,119
Speaker 3: no one has to give a, present which is. Perfect

4169
03:08:17,480 --> 03:08:21,400
Speaker 3: there's no anxiety about, presence just telling somebody what they

4170
03:08:21,480 --> 03:08:24,200
Speaker 3: mean to. You, yes, Why i'm thankful that you're in my.

4171
03:08:24,400 --> 03:08:29,440
Speaker 3: Life oh you get the big. House everyone's. There everyone comes,

4172
03:08:29,480 --> 03:08:31,920
Speaker 3: in brings a little, something nothing but. Love football is

4173
03:08:31,959 --> 03:08:35,760
Speaker 3: on all fucking. Day so important in a holiday is

4174
03:08:35,840 --> 03:08:39,000
Speaker 3: what do we have playing in the. Background OH i

4175
03:08:39,200 --> 03:08:47,000
Speaker 3: Love Thanksgiving number. Two i'm gonna Say Saint Patrick's. Day.

4176
03:08:49,920 --> 03:08:51,760
Speaker 3: NOW i want you to know THAT i have not

4177
03:08:51,959 --> 03:08:55,000
Speaker 3: unveiled what will be My nashville holiday THAT i will.

4178
03:08:55,080 --> 03:08:56,920
Speaker 3: Own Bert chrischer will come To nashville AND i will

4179
03:08:56,959 --> 03:09:02,000
Speaker 3: own this. Day, no, buddy you're far, off but let's

4180
03:09:02,040 --> 03:09:06,000
Speaker 3: Celebrate Saint Patrick's. Day, okay Best Saint Patrick's DAY i ever.

4181
03:09:06,080 --> 03:09:11,720
Speaker 3: Had nineteen ninety, Five my Buddy hutch called me and,

4182
03:09:11,720 --> 03:09:14,080
Speaker 3: SAID i have A vespa and a pocket full of.

4183
03:09:14,160 --> 03:09:17,000
Speaker 3: Mushrooms do you want to go on a? Ride AND

4184
03:09:17,080 --> 03:09:20,160
Speaker 3: i sat backwards on a, vespa high on. Mushrooms Saint Patrick's,

4185
03:09:20,240 --> 03:09:23,200
Speaker 3: day drunk as, fuck tripping my balls, off driving Through.

4186
03:09:23,240 --> 03:09:27,320
Speaker 3: Tallahassee Saint Patrick's. Day it brings the champion out of

4187
03:09:27,400 --> 03:09:29,400
Speaker 3: all of. Us we get up, early we get to

4188
03:09:29,480 --> 03:09:33,040
Speaker 3: the bar, early we kill beers, Early we fucking stay up.

4189
03:09:33,160 --> 03:09:35,640
Speaker 3: Late if you gotta do, coke we get. It It's

4190
03:09:35,840 --> 03:09:38,640
Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's. Day and it's all about. LUCK i mean

4191
03:09:38,840 --> 03:09:42,240
Speaker 3: luck IS i believe more in luck THAN i do hard.

4192
03:09:42,280 --> 03:09:44,920
Speaker 3: WORK i think luck is so more important than hard.

4193
03:09:44,959 --> 03:09:47,320
Speaker 3: Work how many people did you play base football with

4194
03:09:47,440 --> 03:09:50,000
Speaker 3: that were like so fucking, good but then just never

4195
03:09:50,040 --> 03:09:51,520
Speaker 3: got to the next play and they did never have

4196
03:09:51,600 --> 03:09:53,280
Speaker 3: that one, thing the one coach just saw them the

4197
03:09:53,480 --> 03:09:55,560
Speaker 3: one time they, Didn't they just. Didn't they fumbled on

4198
03:09:55,600 --> 03:09:58,240
Speaker 3: the one. Time it's luck is so fucking. Important and

4199
03:09:58,360 --> 03:10:01,080
Speaker 3: that is why my number One kreisler will be moving

4200
03:10:01,120 --> 03:10:03,360
Speaker 3: To nashville AND i will be celebrating this every, year

4201
03:10:03,360 --> 03:10:05,920
Speaker 3: AND i will be throwing this party AND i can't

4202
03:10:05,959 --> 03:10:08,880
Speaker 3: wait till you guys Come Chinese New.

4203
03:10:08,959 --> 03:10:10,840
Speaker 2: Year's oh, shit.

4204
03:10:11,800 --> 03:10:14,240
Speaker 3: It's all about. Luck it's all about. Luck you dress

4205
03:10:14,280 --> 03:10:16,520
Speaker 3: all in, red you bring fresh, ones crisp from the,

4206
03:10:16,600 --> 03:10:19,840
Speaker 3: Bank it's all about, gambling making. Noise pull Up Chinese New.

4207
03:10:19,879 --> 03:10:23,119
Speaker 3: Years pull Up Burt Chrischer Chinese. Newyears i've celebrated it every.

4208
03:10:23,240 --> 03:10:26,040
Speaker 3: YEAR i love. It it's my favorite. Holiday you eat a,

4209
03:10:26,120 --> 03:10:28,520
Speaker 3: ton you drink a, ton you, yell you, bring you

4210
03:10:28,640 --> 03:10:31,160
Speaker 3: bring An asian cultural center in they dress as. Dragons

4211
03:10:31,160 --> 03:10:33,960
Speaker 3: there's me and that's me And Oliver stone And chinese. Nears.

4212
03:10:34,720 --> 03:10:37,200
Speaker 3: THIS i fucking Love Chinese new year is more than.

4213
03:10:37,280 --> 03:10:42,000
Speaker 3: Anything and WHEN i, Moved, god look how fucking FAT i. Am,

4214
03:10:42,920 --> 03:10:46,720
Speaker 3: well he looks better than. Me how's that? Possible WHEN

4215
03:10:46,760 --> 03:10:48,360
Speaker 3: i moved To, NASHVILLE i will be throwing the most

4216
03:10:48,400 --> 03:10:51,920
Speaker 3: Epic Chinese New year's parties every fucking year In, january

4217
03:10:52,440 --> 03:10:55,560
Speaker 3: everyone's dressed in. Red that's us In. Amsterdam that's WHEN

4218
03:10:55,600 --> 03:10:58,080
Speaker 3: i flew those guys out For Chinese New, years all

4219
03:10:58,200 --> 03:11:02,520
Speaker 3: dressed in, red, gambling eating, mushrooms partying our balls. Off

4220
03:11:03,040 --> 03:11:06,920
Speaker 3: but without a doubt and its cultural. Appropriation Chinese New

4221
03:11:07,000 --> 03:11:09,720
Speaker 3: year's is my favorite bad. Question when Is Chinese New.

4222
03:11:09,800 --> 03:11:15,080
Speaker 3: YEAR'S i don't, know but you're gonna own. It it's

4223
03:11:15,200 --> 03:11:19,280
Speaker 3: it's like sometimes sometimes In, january sometimes In. January we'll

4224
03:11:19,320 --> 03:11:22,560
Speaker 3: be here In, January january twenty, ninth.

4225
03:11:22,920 --> 03:11:25,199
Speaker 1: Late, january and it's always the year of something.

4226
03:11:25,280 --> 03:11:30,080
Speaker 3: Too last year was the, MONKEY i, think or the.

4227
03:11:30,200 --> 03:11:35,440
Speaker 3: Rat what year is it this? Year but it's so fucking.

4228
03:11:35,640 --> 03:11:38,600
Speaker 3: FUN i would TAKE i would take A i would

4229
03:11:38,640 --> 03:11:41,720
Speaker 3: take a one hundred dollars in fresh, ones put them

4230
03:11:41,720 --> 03:11:43,720
Speaker 3: in a put in in a in a ziploc, bag

4231
03:11:43,760 --> 03:11:45,240
Speaker 3: put a rock in, it throw at the bottom of the.

4232
03:11:45,280 --> 03:11:47,440
Speaker 3: Pool and then in the middle of the, PARTY i

4233
03:11:47,520 --> 03:11:48,880
Speaker 3: go one hundred dollars to the bottom of pool and

4234
03:11:48,879 --> 03:11:51,120
Speaker 3: all the kids would die jumping the pool try to

4235
03:11:51,120 --> 03:11:55,119
Speaker 3: get the hundred. Dollars, DUDE I i, Honestly I'm. I'M

4236
03:11:55,240 --> 03:11:58,240
Speaker 3: i get so wild At Chinese New Year's that YEAR

4237
03:11:58,240 --> 03:12:01,440
Speaker 3: i was With Oliver. Stone there was, like, oh it's my,

4238
03:12:01,600 --> 03:12:06,360
Speaker 3: year nineteen eighty. Nine oh, wow the, snake the, snake

4239
03:12:07,160 --> 03:12:09,400
Speaker 3: it's last. YEAR i was making it rain on These asian.

4240
03:12:09,480 --> 03:12:11,600
Speaker 3: KIDS i was on top of a ladder AND i

4241
03:12:11,720 --> 03:12:14,480
Speaker 3: was like just throwing ones on, them just making it

4242
03:12:14,560 --> 03:12:16,240
Speaker 3: rain on, them and all of a sudden saw that

4243
03:12:16,280 --> 03:12:17,600
Speaker 3: and he's, like who the fuck is this. GUY i was, like,

4244
03:12:17,600 --> 03:12:19,800
Speaker 3: buddy you bought the rights to my. Life he was like.

4245
03:12:19,879 --> 03:12:22,040
Speaker 3: WHAT i was, like, Dude you're the Reason i'm. Here you,

4246
03:12:22,120 --> 03:12:24,080
Speaker 3: know the REASON i have all. This if you had done,

4247
03:12:24,080 --> 03:12:26,560
Speaker 3: THAT i wouldn't be. Here he's, LIKE i don't remember.

4248
03:12:26,680 --> 03:12:27,680
Speaker 1: THAT i don't.

4249
03:12:27,720 --> 03:12:30,480
Speaker 3: Remember. Yeah see he's wearing Red chinese. Nears, man it's fucking.

4250
03:12:30,680 --> 03:12:35,560
Speaker 3: Dope it is that the coolest fucking. Party, Oh chinese.

4251
03:12:35,600 --> 03:12:37,120
Speaker 3: Newears i'm gonna Own chinese nears in that.

4252
03:12:37,240 --> 03:12:37,480
Speaker 2: Show?

4253
03:12:38,200 --> 03:12:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck, Yeah, bert thank you for coming.

4254
03:12:40,080 --> 03:12:41,840
Speaker 3: ON i love, you. GUYS i love you. Guys, honestly

4255
03:12:42,200 --> 03:12:44,959
Speaker 3: you've changed my lives in so many. Ways my friendship

4256
03:12:45,000 --> 03:12:47,520
Speaker 3: with both of you means a great. Deal And i'm

4257
03:12:47,600 --> 03:12:50,560
Speaker 3: telling you, you, guys Welcoming leanne to The Burea olympic

4258
03:12:50,640 --> 03:12:53,600
Speaker 3: sast year it was the coolest thing that that woman's

4259
03:12:53,600 --> 03:12:56,160
Speaker 3: ever done. Had she does not stop talking about. It

4260
03:12:56,840 --> 03:13:00,000
Speaker 3: she is a rider die for both of. You motherfuckers

4261
03:13:00,400 --> 03:13:04,480
Speaker 3: like hardcore And Michael, chandler but she's one of the. Boys. Man,

4262
03:13:05,040 --> 03:13:05,400
Speaker 3: Man she's.

4263
03:13:05,520 --> 03:13:08,120
Speaker 1: Unbelievable and then you've become an awesome friend to both of.

4264
03:13:08,240 --> 03:13:10,560
Speaker 1: Us you've given us amazing, experiences letting us come to

4265
03:13:10,640 --> 03:13:12,920
Speaker 1: your movie, premiere just being a part of your life.

4266
03:13:13,000 --> 03:13:16,760
Speaker 3: Especial. MAN i can't wait till you guys. Do rogan love, You,

4267
03:13:16,840 --> 03:13:18,240
Speaker 3: BRO i love you. GUYS i love You.

4268
03:13:18,360 --> 03:13:19,520
Speaker 2: Bro joe