1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Am I the ahole for telling my dad that I 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: owe him nothing and I don't care about him. 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 2: Nope. Why he only birthed you and raised you. 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, he only birthed you from. 5 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 2: His seed exactly now, from his babysack. 6 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:11,959 Speaker 3: Yeah. 7 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: The gist is this. I lost my mom to a 8 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: long term health issue when I was ten. The cost 9 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: of the treatment drained my parents' finances, and it was 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: just my dad and me after my mom died, no 11 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: extended family. Dad started dating when I was twelve when 12 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: he met Jane Jane. After a few months, he told 13 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: me her son had a form of brain cancer and 14 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: was very sick. To him, this guy can't get a break, seriously, God, 15 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: and that they were getting married and he would be 16 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 1: helping take care of her son. We went from two 17 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: in a tiny two bedroom house to four in a 18 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: tiny two bedroom house and me sharing a room with 19 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,239 Speaker 1: a terminally ill toddler. 20 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 3: I didn't even know. 21 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: Oh God, this is going in a bad place. Maybe 22 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: on an LLC. We have to make so many changes. 23 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: No more takeout, which was once a month treat before that. 24 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: I had to stop my own only extracurricular activity. 25 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 4: I thought she was gonna say I had to stop 26 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 4: my only fans god, no friends over because noise bothered him, 27 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 4: no space that was mine, no extra money for celebrating 28 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 4: birthdays and Christmas. 29 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: When I was fifteen, Dad and I got into a 30 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 1: huge argument because I was never home and was always 31 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: saying no to helping Jane take care of her son. 32 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: When I told him how much I hated the situation, 33 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: he looked me in the eye and told me to 34 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: grow up. I mean, I think, like, yeah, to what extent, 35 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 1: But it's like an extent, you're like fifteen and your 36 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: life has drastically changed. Yeah, And also like I feel like, 37 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: you know, the take take out whatever you can ditch that, 38 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: maybe even the presence, but you need a community of 39 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 1: like friends. And if like she's not able to hang 40 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: out with her really hurt, like that's gonna be good 41 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: for her to help where she can. But like at 42 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: the end of the day, like you can't just completely 43 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: suck her life away, like still still give her at 44 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: least the ability to go outside the home. Yeah, just 45 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: because it's gonna be I mean, when you don't have 46 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: a support network, how can you give you know, exactly, 47 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: you don't have enough for yourself. He also told me 48 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: that I was old enough to understand that life wasn't 49 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: always easy or fun and that a rougher life can 50 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: build character. 51 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 2: Oh no, which is not a build character. 52 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's true, but in a way 53 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 3: it is. Yeah. 54 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: He told me we grew our family, which was a 55 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: good thing, and one of the consequences of that is 56 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: sometimes having less, but that it's worth it for the 57 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: extra love. 58 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 3: I told him that fucking bullshit. 59 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: He told me I was not his whole life and 60 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: he was not going to stop doing what he wanted 61 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: to do because of me. Then he told me to 62 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: never ever say anything around his step son because he 63 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: was a kid and didn't know I resented him for 64 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: being sick, which is true. 65 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,399 Speaker 3: Oh he shouldn't, you know, say that the kid. 66 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: After that talk, I was even more distant and left 67 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: when I was seventeen right after graduation and couchsurfed until 68 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: I went to college. I graduated high school at seventeen 69 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: and turn eighteen that October. I didn't stay in touch. 70 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: When I was nineteen, I heard that dad's step son 71 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: had died in college. I met my wife and got 72 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: married this past June. This then in November my dad 73 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: showed up and told me he wanted to talk. 74 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 3: I shut the door in his face. 75 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: Oh, man, dang, he kept showing up where I was 76 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: to talk. After getting annoyed with him, I agreed to 77 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: meet him for coffee. He told me how he'd ended 78 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: up divorced from Jane and how his stepsone had died, 79 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: and he looked disappointed when he learned I knew. He 80 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: told me how he'd been struggling a lot and how 81 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: he was hoping I could help him out. I laughed 82 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: in his face, oh, and told him he had some 83 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: nerve ope or being a dick dude. He mentioned that 84 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 1: he'd spent a lot of money on finding me and 85 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: he wanted us to repair things. He also needed my help. 86 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: I told him no way. He became angry and told 87 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: me he was my dad and that he was always 88 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: there for me, and I owed him. I told him 89 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: I own him nothing, and I threw most of his 90 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: words back in his face, including that he needed to 91 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: grow up and that he was not my whole life 92 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: and I would not stop doing what I want. It 93 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: became a bit of a scene. He told me, at 94 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: my age, I should have grown more compassion. Am I 95 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: the a hole. Fuck yeah, dude, yes, a wow, It's 96 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: just that's so sad. 97 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 4: That's a lot to hold on to for that long 98 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 4: what it was, for what it was, because I think 99 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 4: it's like guilted up too, though I definitely agree that 100 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 4: there was, like, you know, he should have allowed you 101 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 4: more freedom to go out, and like he should have 102 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 4: figured out basically a better setup where it's like all right, look, 103 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 4: you know it's gonna not be super fun, but like 104 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 4: I'm gonna still work to give you some some stuff 105 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,600 Speaker 4: of a quote unquote normal teenage. 106 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 2: Life or whatever. 107 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 4: It wasn't a great situation, don't get me wrong for you, 108 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 4: but like I think that's you're harboring too much resentment. 109 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 2: I don't know. 110 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: Yes, he could have let you maybe have a little 111 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: bit more freedom, more friends, but like, think about it 112 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: from his perspective. Yeah, his wife died. Yeah, he tried 113 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: to find someone. He wanted just to love someone, and 114 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: like all the baggage they came with, because he has 115 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: an own baggage, right, Like, yeah, he has a kid too, 116 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: is a dead wife. Like that's tough, right, And then 117 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: they find out that this kid is terminally ill. He 118 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: just wants to support this person that he loves. Kid dies, 119 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: his wife divorces him, He has nothing. He was just 120 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: trying to do his best with the you know what 121 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: he's got and then like to laugh to just to 122 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: laugh at his face. And yeah, it's too too much, dude, 123 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: it's way too much. 124 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 3: It sound's sound like a total asshole. 125 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 2: She definitely do sound like an asshole. 126 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,359 Speaker 1: I think, like the general thing is just don't be vindictive. 127 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: Her life is worse because she's holding all that pain 128 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 1: and anger, like that's eating in her inside every day 129 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,720 Speaker 1: and it shows by how she's acting. If she releases 130 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 1: that and shows a little compassion, her life will actually improve. 131 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 2: It's way too much. 132 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 4: You will do yourself a favor by forgiving and trying 133 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 4: to work towards and have a better relationship with your father, 134 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,479 Speaker 4: which hopefully who knows the exact scenario, but it sounds 135 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 4: like there could be a path to that. 136 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, with the dad reaching out, and it's not. 137 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: Like maybe he was neglectful, but that was out of us, 138 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: Like that was situational, not because he was a neglectful person. 139 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like it it didn't seem like there was 140 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 4: complaints but kind of before you know, when when his 141 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,559 Speaker 4: wife was still alive and all that stuff. 142 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 3: So nope, he try to show a little compassion. 143 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 144 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 1: Change well, but also if you want to change up 145 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,919 Speaker 1: your own life, you should go to our slash Okop 146 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: show and submit your story. 147 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 2: Boom, send him in because we read him on the 148 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 2: podcast all the time. 149 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 3: Yeah we do, Okayop. 150 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, welcome to another episode of Okayop. 151 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 2: Welcome back baby. 152 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,599 Speaker 1: I'm Samuel Daughter and I'm John Fry and we're about 153 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: to get into our first story. This is from user 154 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: toss away throw It, which I guess is a toss 155 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: away throw it maybe a metaphor. Okay, here we go today. 156 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: I e ft up by walking naked through a hotel 157 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: ouch obligated to say this happened a few years ago. 158 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:47,039 Speaker 1: Oh but lucky me, did I ever duck up? My 159 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 1: husband and I were gifted an amazing night's stay at 160 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: a very expensive hotel. I'm talking thousand dollars, dinner at 161 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: a diamond restaurant, and views from our room that were 162 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: just million dollar views. 163 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 2: God man, so fancy as hell. 164 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: Fancy as hell for us, this was a once in 165 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,840 Speaker 1: a lifetime experience. This is also our very first getaway 166 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 1: after having our baby, and I had spent the first 167 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: few months breastfeeding and was in the process of weaning 168 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: due to starting new medications soon. But I promise you, 169 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: if my baby even made the simplest noise at night, 170 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: I would rush in faster than the speed of lights 171 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: to check out my baby, sometimes even before my eyes opened. 172 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 2: She's a good mind. It sounds like she deserved a break. 173 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: She definitely deserves a break, and she's a great mom. 174 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: But that information is going to become very relevant very soon. 175 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: So finally I agreed to go on a romantic getaway. 176 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: You know, like the romantic get away. You got the roses, 177 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,239 Speaker 1: you got the horse drawn cabbage. 178 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 2: Like the heart shaped bed you know what I mean? 179 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, with like rose petals everywhere. Yeah. Or maybe 180 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 3: it's like a heart shaped waterbed with fish inside. Have 181 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 3: you seen those? 182 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 2: Definitely fish inside a. 183 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: Waterbed, fish inside the waterbed. It's a whole thing. Look 184 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: it up, people, look it up. So finally I agreed 185 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: to go on a romantic getaway, just me and my husband. 186 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 3: Oh ye, so. 187 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: We left our baby with the grandparents and off we 188 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: went for our magical evening. We happily drank too much 189 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: wine my first time drinking since giving birth. And we 190 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: had the romantic, passionate, slightly intoxicated evening of enjoying every 191 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: part of each other, and we passed out in the 192 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: warm embrace of one another. 193 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's beautiful story. 194 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 1: This is beautiful. Honestly, I feel like I'm about to 195 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: get into them. Some fifty shades of gray territory, but 196 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: with the best threesome, fifty shades of ree. Dude, I 197 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: love that, Like we're going snorkeling. It's about to get 198 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: wet and wild and oheah. Then I woke up. A 199 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 1: very nice man asked me if I was okay, and 200 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 1: I looked around, realizing that I was in the lobby. 201 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 1: I apologize and said, oh yes, and the concerned man 202 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,560 Speaker 1: looked at me like I was an alien and stepped 203 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 1: into the elevator. As the door shut, I started to 204 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,319 Speaker 1: realize I must have slept walk which I guess she's doing, 205 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: Like she's just like walking downstairs, Like I get sleepwalking, 206 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,959 Speaker 1: but sleepwalking out of your hotel room. 207 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, sep elevator. 208 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: That seems ally, that's that's tough, Like you can like, 209 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 1: it's impressive that you can operate on that much autopilot, 210 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: like you're a safe you're getting your z's, you're getting 211 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: your nine hours, Yet you're going down to the lobby 212 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 1: Like that's some serious Like if only we could just 213 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 1: like I don't know if we could utilize that sleep 214 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: time to work out or exactly do something more. Show, Yeah, 215 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: record this show in our sleep, in our sleep, baby, 216 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: So I must have slept walk. It's happened before, not 217 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 1: in many years. However, the combination of wine, my slightly 218 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: overfilled rack, thinking I needed to feed, and knowing that 219 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: any sound would have sent me running to check on 220 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: my baby, like, she's not overly surprised. 221 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 2: I love slightly overfilled rack. 222 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:16,079 Speaker 1: Yeah what I even get that of Vadrisa, my slightly 223 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: overfilled rackna extra supply. 224 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,280 Speaker 2: In there, you know what I mean? Supply? 225 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, she does. 226 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: She's got a baby like there that needs that milk 227 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,319 Speaker 1: and it's not relieving. It a right real question if 228 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:34,079 Speaker 1: your girlfriend was pregnant, would you try it out? 229 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, you try a little taste. 230 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:40,679 Speaker 4: Yes, I would, without a doubt, I thought him. 231 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely would. I definitely would. 232 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: So back, all right, she's slept walking, she's in the lobby. 233 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 1: Then I looked down. I looked down, and that's the 234 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:59,079 Speaker 1: moment of horror. I was completely naked, yes, ass naked. 235 00:10:59,280 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 2: I ran. 236 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,840 Speaker 1: I ran down the hallway, across the main area. There 237 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 1: were standards that looked shocked, and somehow successfully found my room. 238 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,680 Speaker 1: I guess in all the commotion she actually found it, 239 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 1: but I wouldn't actually put it past her, because if 240 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,440 Speaker 1: she could navigate it while she's sleep, she literally can 241 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:18,599 Speaker 1: navigate the hotel in her sleep, so quick thinking and navigating, 242 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: I started pounding on the door, yelling, which drew the 243 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 1: attention of a guest a few doors down, and my 244 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:30,559 Speaker 1: nightmare continued as I realized my husband was not answering this. 245 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:31,319 Speaker 3: This guy's am I. 246 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 2: Ad, where are you at? Hobby? 247 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, hobby, your wife is indeed off. 248 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: I ran again, tears streaming down my face till I 249 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 1: eventually found a conference room, where, in my panic, I 250 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 1: dialed emergency, which subsequently directed me to the front desk, 251 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,240 Speaker 1: who said, oh, we've been looking for you where It's 252 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,479 Speaker 1: like it's like, oh, yeah, the naked lady around the hotel. 253 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: You know they should be I know, I mean, she's 254 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 1: easy spot and everyone's looking at her. But I'm also like, 255 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 1: it's like I'm wondering. It's like, oh, yeah, we've been 256 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: looking for you. We wanted to know if if you 257 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 1: would want to go on a date. And she's like, 258 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 1: excuse me, I am already hitched. 259 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,319 Speaker 3: My husband is right through this door. If you would freaking. 260 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,440 Speaker 2: Answer, he's so kind as to open it for me. 261 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:29,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus, so she's but ass naked. We've been looking 262 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 1: for you. Security came and gave me a robe. Shout 263 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 1: out to security and brought me back to my room, 264 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,560 Speaker 1: which I still didn't have a key for. I tried 265 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 1: to explain I wasn't a hooker, which I like, if 266 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: you're naked running around a hotel, I get the implication. 267 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,680 Speaker 1: I feel like there's more of a chance that she 268 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: might be a lady of the night if she's wearing 269 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,880 Speaker 1: just a robe, you know, yeah, like robe banging on 270 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: some strange man's door. 271 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 4: Maybe there was like some sort like there could be 272 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 4: some sort of alteration like pay me my money no, 273 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 4: and then the guy just locks her out naked, Like 274 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 4: that would be. 275 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:06,920 Speaker 2: Terrible. 276 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,560 Speaker 3: John, It sounds like you've done this before. 277 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 4: Oh you know, sometimes experience speaks louder than words. 278 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 3: You know what I mean, just kidding. 279 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: John has never hired a prostitute as far as I know. 280 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 1: I tried to explain I wasn't a hooker and that 281 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 1: this really was my room, and somehow convinced them to 282 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 1: let me in, which, like, you know, I don't know 283 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 1: if if this was a guy and he was banging 284 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 1: naked on some door, I don't know if you would 285 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,520 Speaker 1: be let in, Like I think if John and I 286 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 1: were bang naked on your door, like I don't, I 287 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 1: don't think you would let us in. I don't think 288 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: any who sells that would be like no, I. 289 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,240 Speaker 3: Put it in the chat. Are they gonna let us 290 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,640 Speaker 3: say if we bang the hotel door? I think not. 291 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,360 Speaker 2: I don't think so. 292 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 1: I started yelling at my husband, who was still a 293 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: bit tipsy and confused, like I'm just imagining you just. 294 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 3: Had a great night with your wife, right you're. 295 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 1: Dead asleep, and then your wife is naked just like 296 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,800 Speaker 1: screaming at you with two security. 297 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,280 Speaker 3: Guards behind you, and you're like. 298 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 2: What is going Seriously, that's that's like a movie. That's 299 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 2: like that's a good movie. 300 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: This is not real life. This is punishment, This is 301 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: this is like the beginning of saw. Next thing, you know, 302 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:18,200 Speaker 1: he's gonna be chained to the bed and he's got 303 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 1: to solve his arm to get away from this awkward, 304 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: very weird situation. Thankfully, he told security that I was, 305 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,560 Speaker 1: in fact his wife, and I spent the next four 306 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 1: hours bawling in the washroom while he caught up on 307 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: a few more z's to sober up so he could 308 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: drive us home. 309 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 2: He's chilling, b. 310 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy is just like, all right, you gonna 311 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 1: deal with your shit. I'm gonna go sleep. I know 312 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: you just had this traumatic experience and I woke up 313 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 1: confused these two security guards and my naked wife at 314 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 1: the door. 315 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 3: But I really, I really got a sleep, man, Like 316 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 3: what is that? 317 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 1: The morning finally came and my, oh my, my so 318 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: charming husband was crushed when I informed him we were 319 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: not staying for our luxury breakfast, but getting that hell 320 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: out of there and starting our four hour drive home early. 321 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: If this is a five star meal, like, I don't 322 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,760 Speaker 1: care if you've seen my ding dong. I want some 323 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: eggs and bacon and a little sausage. 324 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 2: Fair enough, A little sausage, if you know what I mean. 325 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 1: Hey, Although at the time I was mortified. I'm happy 326 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 1: to say I can finally laugh about it. I do, however, 327 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 1: wear clothes to bed regardless of where we are, which 328 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 1: I think is the real lesson of this story. Like 329 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 1: always be prepared to run naked through somewhere, just wear 330 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: some clothes. 331 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad that I do not sleep naked. 332 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 1: That is Yeah, that is a probe, not sleeping naked listeners. 333 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: I also just want to say we have a bunch 334 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: of new people listening to the podcast we do, right, Like. 335 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 4: This show is sponsored by Betterhelp, you know, saying it 336 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 4: seems like this podcast has just become the Internet asking 337 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,040 Speaker 4: us to fix their problems in their life. 338 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: Right all R Yeah, I mean, like, hey, we're happy 339 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 1: to do that. 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We've been working, We've been working hard. 375 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,199 Speaker 1: Shout out to Otto Belluza. 376 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 2: Shout out to Sam. 377 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:47,200 Speaker 3: Easy, Shout out to zult Naggy. 378 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 2: That's a great one. Shout out to Flavy. 379 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,919 Speaker 1: Also, he said, good video. But do you guys have 380 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: anything like a podcast? 381 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 2: Yes, we do. 382 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 3: Check us out I Apple Podcast everywhere you get your podcasts. Okay, 383 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 3: all right, we come to our next story. 384 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 2: Today. 385 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:07,879 Speaker 4: I fed up by making boom boom on a school trip. 386 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,879 Speaker 2: God on a school trip on I school trip. I 387 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,160 Speaker 2: didn't know education. 388 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,359 Speaker 1: I know, I didn't know the magic school bus was 389 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 1: getting uh was turning into bang bus. 390 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,200 Speaker 3: Hey, missus Frizzle, you're not again. 391 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:30,639 Speaker 4: Classes in session, baby, open your books. We're about to 392 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,600 Speaker 4: get into it. 393 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,320 Speaker 2: Oh. 394 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 3: The book is called Karma Sutra, by the way. 395 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 1: That is Miss Frizzle's going on an adventure magic school bus. 396 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 2: Missus Frizzle's kind of bad if you think about it, like. 397 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:48,480 Speaker 3: How obvious, Miss Frizzle, Miss Frizzle book Club. 398 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:55,199 Speaker 4: Pass that Frizz over here. Sorry, missus Frizzle and whoever 399 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 4: wrote that book. 400 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:59,120 Speaker 1: You know, No, we are very respectful and we expect 401 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: your ability to children all. 402 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,679 Speaker 4: Education here just like this person in the story, it's 403 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,320 Speaker 4: all it's all about education. 404 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 3: We're here for the kids. Do it for the kids. 405 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 4: So I'm an eighteen year old female on a school 406 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 4: trip to Berlin. Fun times, right, Well, yeah, that's kind 407 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 4: of the problem. I'm having too much fun. So you see, 408 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 4: my school understands that eighteen year olds don't want to 409 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,600 Speaker 4: go to bed at eight and drink group beer. 410 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's pretty accurate. 411 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 3: We want to drink real beer. 412 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,640 Speaker 2: We want to drink real beer. 413 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 4: It also helps that we're from a country where drinking 414 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,080 Speaker 4: beer is probably consumed more than water. 415 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,960 Speaker 2: So what do we do? 416 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,520 Speaker 4: They tell us that we can do whatever we want 417 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,360 Speaker 4: on Thursday night as long as we're home by three 418 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,880 Speaker 4: am and ready to travel home the next morning, which 419 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 4: is very late for like. 420 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:57,000 Speaker 3: Bro, three, m are you eating? It's so freaking late. 421 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 1: So late, bro, what I'm twenty four at my bedtime 422 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,680 Speaker 1: is like sooner than three am. 423 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 424 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, Maybe'm just an old band now. 425 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel it like sometimes i'd just be like 426 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,200 Speaker 4: drifting off at ten or eleven, and I'm like, wow, 427 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:13,680 Speaker 4: I'm just old. 428 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:18,880 Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not old. Throw my back out again, back out? 429 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 4: So now, oh well, would you look at that it 430 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,880 Speaker 4: is one a m and want to. 431 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 2: Know what I've been doing? 432 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,880 Speaker 3: Let me tell you, tell me, tell me what you've 433 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,320 Speaker 3: been doing. 434 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 4: Well, I found out that a guy I kind of 435 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,440 Speaker 4: flirted with back home was also. 436 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,800 Speaker 2: On a school trip to Berlin. 437 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,280 Speaker 3: Fun, what are all these school trips to Berlin? Why 438 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,000 Speaker 3: is everyone over there? 439 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,320 Speaker 4: This is this is a little bit too It's too 440 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,199 Speaker 4: much Rucus, too much Ruckus much too much Rocus. Dms 441 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 4: were slimmed into and one of my roommies had the 442 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 4: best idea, why don't you tell them to come over 443 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 4: to harro hotel me and the other room. He could 444 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 4: hang out on the couches right outside the door. Now, 445 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 4: shout out to this roommate. This is a real life. 446 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,399 Speaker 4: This is the realist of ones like I don't know 447 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 4: if really that for my best friend. I'm like, yeah, 448 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 4: I'm trying to sleep. Like cool, great idea plans were made, 449 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,199 Speaker 4: But wait, what if we get a noise complaint? The 450 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,399 Speaker 4: hotel is so old that we can't drop items on 451 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 4: the floor or walk too hard after ten pm it's 452 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:21,879 Speaker 4: too loud. What if teachers find out? Oh god, what 453 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,640 Speaker 4: if they get a noise complaint? Because of our Devil's tango. 454 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 1: I like all the different words for uh, the boom boom, great, 455 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 1: voteab here, this is this is your sat voecab coming in. 456 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. 457 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,399 Speaker 4: She passed, and Opie says, I would never look at 458 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 4: them the same way again. I wouldn't either, So I 459 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 4: express some of these concerns to my roomies. Thankfully, they're 460 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,119 Speaker 4: some of my best friends as well, and they know 461 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,440 Speaker 4: I have anxiety and they just tell me to chill. 462 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 4: Nothing will happen. It's only eleven pm. It's not that bad. 463 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 4: It's gonna be fun. Yeah, okay, op yeah, yeah, come on, Like, 464 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,000 Speaker 4: who's gonna complain about a squeaky bed? Right, They're right, 465 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 4: the teachers are probably asleep now, nothing to worry about. 466 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:06,960 Speaker 3: Easy. 467 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,639 Speaker 4: Now, my sneaky link is here and I have to 468 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,280 Speaker 4: let him in through the gate and walk him up 469 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 4: to our room. 470 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,639 Speaker 2: It's showtime. 471 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 3: I thought it was specifically not supposed to be showtime, though. 472 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:25,919 Speaker 4: It's quiet, low key showtime, play time. Oh okay, I 473 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,360 Speaker 4: bring him to my room. Roomies hang outside. We have 474 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 4: as quiet boom boom as humanly possible, because I'm terrified 475 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 4: of anyone hearing, but of course it's still pretty loud. YadA, YadA, YadA. 476 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,240 Speaker 4: It's time for him to leave. I ride the elevator 477 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,880 Speaker 4: with him because the elevator is just super complicated. I'm 478 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,480 Speaker 4: relieved we did it. Nothing went wrong. It is okay. 479 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,560 Speaker 1: No, it's not like I like happy endings. But as 480 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 1: you might be able to tell, the post has to continue. 481 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,959 Speaker 2: I'm about to ruin your good spirits here. 482 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,679 Speaker 4: I'm just gonna take a dookie, hot dookie all over him. 483 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,399 Speaker 3: Hot, lookie, I would prefer cold dookie. 484 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 2: No, it's it's pipe and. 485 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 4: Ding. The elevator door opens. My history teacher is waiting 486 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 4: on the other side. Her freaking teacher is there. I'm 487 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 4: standing there with this guy. I look like I just 488 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 4: made the boom boom, running makeup, messy. 489 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 2: Hair, like the whole nine yards. What do I do? 490 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,399 Speaker 4: Ignore him, Pretend I don't know the guy act drunk, 491 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 4: which is a terrible. 492 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 3: Terrible thing to do. 493 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,959 Speaker 1: Acting drunk get much worse, much much worse, because then, 494 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:52,280 Speaker 1: like the teachers actually maybe concerned for your safety, right exactly, Yeah, yeah. 495 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 4: You know, not looking so great. Op ends up saying 496 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,000 Speaker 4: oh well hello there. 497 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:05,880 Speaker 1: Helloh, I'm imagining like a seventeen hundred British person saying 498 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: like a pinky out definitely like a little teacup, hello. 499 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,160 Speaker 4: The whole like I'm about to like sign something into 500 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,960 Speaker 4: parliament in seventeen hundred British. 501 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 3: He is a history teacher, after all, so maybe he'd 502 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,640 Speaker 3: appreciate that. 503 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,119 Speaker 2: She says that like an effing idiot. I think he 504 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:24,880 Speaker 2: said high back. 505 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 4: But honestly, my brain was yelling, no way, this is 506 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 4: happening right now, Like she's just totally bugging out, so 507 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 4: I don't remember, to be honest. Sneaky link walks back home. 508 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 4: I panic in my room. My roommates die of laughter, 509 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,880 Speaker 4: and now I'm writing this, I will never look at 510 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 4: my history teacher the same way ever again. It's the 511 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,199 Speaker 4: most embarrassing thing that has ever happened. But hey, at 512 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,359 Speaker 4: least it'll be a fun story in a few years 513 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,400 Speaker 4: when I finished school, right right. 514 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,000 Speaker 1: I love how she started to convince herself at that end, 515 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: like this is all gonna be worth it. 516 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,360 Speaker 4: Please, I mean, hey, you know you made it on okop, 517 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 4: that's you can put. 518 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: That on you Yeah, yeah, put down on your resume. 519 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 1: That's gonna get you on the college. You don't need 520 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 1: those SATs. You don't need that four point zero. You 521 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 1: just you be on this show being talked about in 522 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,640 Speaker 1: front of the world. 523 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,640 Speaker 4: Right, anyone will want to hire you after being on this. 524 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,240 Speaker 4: So yeah, we're doing we're doing a big favor here, 525 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,400 Speaker 4: Frankie down here, opee. 526 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 1: If you want to reach out to us, let us know, 527 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 1: Frankie Downhill, we want you man, give us your contact 528 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: for this turn of weird for the show trying to 529 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: say that I'm not a sneaky link. 530 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,920 Speaker 4: It was funny because like you were trying, I could 531 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 4: see like your gears working, like, oh hey, this is weird. 532 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,159 Speaker 2: Let me move on to the next thing. 533 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: But then yeah, let me dig my whole I'm trying 534 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 1: to dig myself out of it was also weird. 535 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:47,600 Speaker 2: It's just not in a winning scenario. 536 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,959 Speaker 1: There's a lot of improv going on here, and so 537 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,399 Speaker 1: we're like old men of the West. We got guns 538 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: on our side. We were like, you know, you never 539 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,760 Speaker 1: know when we're gonna shoot this down. Ain't big enough 540 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,600 Speaker 1: for the both of us, only. 541 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,239 Speaker 4: One of us, and do it well, Sam, This has 542 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,440 Speaker 4: been another job successful edition. 543 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,119 Speaker 1: I would say successful edition. Also, John, I think we 544 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,200 Speaker 1: have a request of anyone that's watching this YouTube video 545 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: right now. 546 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 2: Yes, we do. 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