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Speaker 2: Lisa is not here today. They're joining us remotely, like

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Speaker 2: That's the latest excuse. So you know we're all being watched.

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Speaker 2: And then I should just point out if you're watching

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Speaker 2: a Lisa's not here, That's fine. You're just wondering do

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Speaker 3: It's a whole buffet of treats. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I love today's guest. It's Danielle Schneider. Danielle, welcome to

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Speaker 2: I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: I'm so happy to be here, Richard.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy to have you here. You feel like

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Speaker 4: No, it's an illusion. I'm a mess, I TMJ. I'm like, oh, TMJ.

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Speaker 4: No, one's more desperate than She's.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna they're probably already back together.

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Speaker 2: I love Linda, I love I have a hard time

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Speaker 4: Jeremy Taylor Frankie Paul is just like, how can you Taylor?

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Speaker 4: When she was like, obviously I'm a fan favorite.

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Speaker 5: I was like to who again, to who, She's not

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Speaker 4: He's a.

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Speaker 4: He's rich, he's an elder compared to the rest.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he met you know their store. He met

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a man named Brett is forty seven now he

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Speaker 2: was when his current wife was nine. They met and

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Speaker 2: he was a full grown adult looking at the camera.

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Speaker 2: But you know this, And he was married to a

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Speaker 4: Yes, got rid of that lady because she sucks. She

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Speaker 2: Was a true boar. Yeah, but now he's also been

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Speaker 2: COVID this guy has got the fame bug.

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Speaker 4: He's taking all the pit stops, the absolute worst pit stops.

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Speaker 2: And then I haven't finished the season, but there are

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Speaker 2: They start to refer to it as a prank. Oh no,

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Speaker 4: What else is going on? My I just returned from

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Speaker 3: Does it smell?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so, what makes you think so?

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Speaker 2: The water of it it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm familiar with the flooding home. That was a

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Speaker 4: Well, you should, you should talk to people of Venice.

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Speaker 3: I'm very Italian in that way, Yes you are.

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Speaker 4: And then also what I didn't know is like Venice

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's all these old places and nothing can

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Speaker 3: The history and crawling with SS.

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Speaker 3: Did you see Ripley the TV show?

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Speaker 4: I started to I love look I got to finish it.

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 3: And Scott?

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Speaker 4: Who is the most gorgeous man that has ever end?

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Speaker 3: Andrew? Reach out?

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Speaker 4: Please? What are you waiting for? Andrew? You have two

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Speaker 3: Danielle, how far in did you get one episode?

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Speaker 4: But I was like, you just get onto a plot.

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Speaker 3: Get watch two more episodes the show.

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Speaker 4: That's three hours of my life when I could be

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Speaker 4: watching Mormon women yelling at each other, like what.

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Speaker 2: Three episodes and you'll be into the rhythm. It's not slow,

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Speaker 4: You just made it so much worse.

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Speaker 2: I've seen it twice. I saw it two times within

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Speaker 4: That's like me with like garbage Watch, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Ladies of London. I've never heard of this.

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Speaker 4: It's a reality show from LA.

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Speaker 4: Me watching like Hey Paula, Hey Paula, what's the heck

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Speaker 3: Wow, you need to write a book.

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Speaker 4: You should have a whole encyclopedia of all the garbage.

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Speaker 5: Idea you you should write the garbage Encyclopedia. I know

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Speaker 4: I know we've been you know, it's like we Casey

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Speaker 4: Trash, dabble in trash. No, it's it's a good idea,

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Speaker 3: Yes, when I thought of this book and.

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Speaker 4: I pay you for those things, but.

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Speaker 3: You put me in court.

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Speaker 4: like blown away by how gorgeous, how old, how important

445
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,000
Speaker 4: it felt like I just it was. I literally started crying.

446
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,159
Speaker 4: And I was with my daughter and she was like,

447
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 4: did she have a good time? She loved it, She

448
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,720
Speaker 4: had the best time.

449
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:31,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

450
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,639
Speaker 4: And she's she's eleven now, and she's a really good traveler,

451
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,640
Speaker 4: and so it was, you know, fun to take her

452
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,359
Speaker 4: and take her a place that she you know, just

453
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 4: you know, to see the world. I think I never

454
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,040
Speaker 4: got to you as a girl.

455
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 3: I didn't really travel either.

456
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 4: We went to Florida, and then we moved to Florida,

457
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,920
Speaker 4: so there was nowhere to go. So so I didn't

458
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,480
Speaker 4: go anywhere.

459
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,520
Speaker 3: Where were you in Florida?

460
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 4: I grew up in sort of Palm Beach area, Fort

461
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 4: Lauderdale kind of area, and so yeah, we moved there,

462
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,199
Speaker 4: so then where was there to go?

463
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

464
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 4: Would just stay here.

465
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,239
Speaker 2: Then one thing, one other thing about Venice the I

466
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 2: just want to talk a moment about the invitation to

467
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 2: the wedding.

468
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 3: Did you see that?

469
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 4: It looked like worse than mine?

470
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 3: It looked like they made it on paperless.

471
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 4: They didn't say no gifts.

472
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 3: They did people. Yeah, a ton of listeners are like

473
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 3: they ripped you off. They ripped you absolutely.

474
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,119
Speaker 4: How rude. That's who you should sue.

475
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should see them separately, right, Lauren and.

476
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 4: Jill, what did you think of? What were your thoughts

477
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:33,719
Speaker 4: on the invite?

478
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 3: It looked like it was made on paperless posts, like

479
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 3: somebody and you can make a decent looking invitation on

480
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,360
Speaker 3: paperless but this was like somebody that was just learning.

481
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 3: It was like you just opened it, opened paperless posts

482
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 3: and it was just the first thing that was presented

483
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 3: to something.

484
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 4: Was it Lauren's like fourth assistant that was just like

485
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 4: new They're like, can you just make an invite? Like

486
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 4: we've already told people by mouth, but like can you

487
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 4: just like get on canva?

488
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,360
Speaker 2: And I actually don't think it was Laura in herself.

489
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 2: You think so, I think that an assistant would do

490
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 2: better work.

491
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 4: Thank you. I think it was like because she's like

492
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 4: not in MILLENNIU. She's like gen X, so she's not

493
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 4: like in those spaces.

494
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: She was like, I want to I want to put

495
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 3: my personal touch on the wedding and it blew up

496
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 3: in her face.

497
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 4: Boy did she That invite was sad and I want

498
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 4: to be like like no gifts.

499
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 3: Like no, come on whatever?

500
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 4: Like I think she thinks she's important, yes, like like

501
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 4: we are, We're not asking for gifts. It's like, you

502
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 4: better not. You're fucking Amazon. You can get like, what

503
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 4: are you in a register in Amazon?

504
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 3: Look at our wish list? Did she go to space?

505
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:46,640
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, I mean it's like space adjacent. People say

506
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 4: I live in Beverly Hills like adjacent.

507
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you kind of went to.

508
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, a suburb further. Yeah, she just went like the

509
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 4: we're gravity.

510
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 3: Right, Culver City or something.

511
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 4: I was just embarrassed for everybody at all, Like it

512
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 4: literally broke up Katie Perry and or.

513
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 3: Broke them.

514
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 2: Why did we think it broke it up because he

515
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: wanted to go to space as well?

516
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 3: Or he was so.

517
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 4: Humili he was so humiliated. And again I don't know

518
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 4: these people. I was. I was shocked about Gail King.

519
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 3: Gail, she didn't even want to do it.

520
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 4: Why did she do it? Which for her journalism?

521
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 3: Like she was expecting to learn something new.

522
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I was so shocked and sort

523
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 4: of like saddened. I was like, Gail, I respect you.

524
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 4: This feels like insane.

525
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 2: She'say, somebody had a gun to her head a publicist

526
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:37,640
Speaker 2: or that.

527
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just was I couldn't believe it. Yeah. Also,

528
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe Oprah went to Jeff Bezos's wedding. I

529
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 4: can you can't.

530
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Oprah?

531
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 4: I know Oprah?

532
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 3: I mean, what is there to say?

533
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 4: I just I love her, you know, I've loved her child.

534
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 2: We would like to think that she knows better. Yeah,

535
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: but she simply does.

536
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 4: But who am I to you know, I get up

537
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 4: on my eye horse, but you know I'm still buying

538
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 4: things on Amazon.

539
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 3: We're all We're all as guilty as Oprah going to

540
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 3: che faces as well.

541
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 4: We are complicit. You know. It's like I just bought

542
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 4: some stuff on Amazon recently, So who am I?

543
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 3: We're trapped. Oprah's not trapped.

544
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 4: He's not trapped.

545
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 3: Oprah doesn't have to save money, I know.

546
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 4: But some people are like, I don't even chop on Amazon,

547
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 4: and I'm like, okay, then I'm complicit, Like I know.

548
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 2: So there are so many things where I'm like, I

549
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: want to get off of every one of these things.

550
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 4: But when I'm on them all and I'm stupid. Yes,

551
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 4: and sometimes I need that shampoo now I don't have

552
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 4: it at my pharmacy.

553
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 2: Well, you know, speaking of making horrible choices and uh

554
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 2: you know, being guilty.

555
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 3: Et cetera, knowing better.

556
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 2: I was excited to have you here on the podcast, Daniel.

557
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 2: I was looking forward to you coming today. I thought,

558
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 2: we'll have a nice time, well chat. You know, no

559
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 2: one will step on anyone's toes. It'll be as beautiful

560
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 2: and as tasteful and as elegant as a Bezos wedding. Yes,

561
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: so I was a little surprised when you came trotting in.

562
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 2: Uh tacky as hell. The podcast is called. I said

563
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: no gifts, and you were holding a gift.

564
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 4: I am. I was bred right. You don't show up

565
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 4: empty handed. I've never been to a party without at

566
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 4: least bringing a bottle of wine. Okay, interesting, And I

567
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 4: don't respect people who come not bearing a gift. And

568
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 4: when you say and just like the Bezos, when you

569
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 4: say no gifts, we know you mean gifts.

570
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 3: Interesting. Do you think anyone took a gift to that wedding?

571
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 4: Yes? I did. I told you I was there. I

572
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 4: brought them some ladles, you know. I went to the cellar,

573
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 4: Macy's the cellar, and I just went wild. Talk about supermarket.

574
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 4: You were talking about wanting to do a supermarket sweep.

575
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 3: I want to do a sweet or a shopping site.

576
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 4: Yes, nothing could be better, you know, but Amazon killed

577
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 4: that and.

578
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 3: That they didn't kill that. Amah, So I will.

579
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: Say I raided the cellar and I got them gifts,

580
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 4: and I say with you, I'm not gonna come empty handed.

581
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 4: That's just rude. You want people say gifts or the

582
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 4: worst is when they're like, instead of a gift, donate

583
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 4: to this charity.

584
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 3: Fuck. You don't tell me what to do.

585
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 4: Don't tell me where money. You don't ate to that charity? Bitch,

586
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 4: you like charity so much, you use your money. Don't

587
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 4: get married, put it towards the charity and go to

588
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 4: the Justice of the peace. You fucking holier the mouth.

589
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 3: For your wedding. Yeah, how much did you spend on that?

590
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 4: D you donate that to charity?

591
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 3: Just the photo shoot all own?

592
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't need this.

593
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 3: Break the videographer. Well, should we open the gifts here

594
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: on the podcast?

595
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:00,239
Speaker 4: I thought you didn't want it.

596
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 3: I didn't say I didn't want it.

597
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 4: You said no gifts.

598
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 3: I threw some things in your face and let you

599
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: deal with it.

600
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 4: Okay, open it. I would love to open it gay

601
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 4: and talk about the packaging.

602
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 3: It's in a gorgeous, cute little bag.

603
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: It's a green polka dot bag, white polka dots with the.

604
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 4: Yellow Do you expect that back? Because I need to regift.

605
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 2: I'll carry this to your car, thank you. This is

606
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 2: obviously from another gift.

607
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 4: At some point, probably you think of I've never bought

608
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 4: a bag either. All the moms and my daughter like

609
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 4: we just exchange bags.

610
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I the only time I've ever bought bags was

611
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: when we were doing this over zoom and you know

612
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: the magic of entertains. Yes, okay, it's a very springtime. Okay,

613
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: let's open this up.

614
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 3: Okay, reaching, Oh my god.

615
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 4: I know what it is.

616
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 3: It's a laboo, well or not?

617
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 4: I think it's a la fu. Wait, it's a lad

618
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 4: that's a fake laboo boo.

619
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 3: Where do you get alfu?

620
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 4: Well, most places, because los are hard hard you can't

621
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 4: get one. You have to like wait for a drop,

622
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 4: and as an adult, simply can't.

623
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 2: Will not participate in a drop either, will I? There

624
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: is no item outside of I guess I waited for

625
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: the vaccine.

626
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 3: Yes, that was the one drop.

627
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 4: That I will I also waited in line years ago

628
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 4: before I had like kids, was I waited to the

629
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 4: Barefoot contests. I waited outside were to meet her and

630
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 4: to get her book. It was like a signing, and

631
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 4: I will say it was like a William snowman. They

632
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 4: gave us like food on the line. Oh, so this

633
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 4: is a different experience. It's when I see adults waiting

634
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: outside like pop shop or any of those places, I'm like, y'all, no, no,

635
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 4: we can't be. But for these people, I mean, it's

636
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 4: and I refuse to So it's most what I've heard

637
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 4: they've been doing with the lafoofoos is they gather all

638
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 4: these little boo boo box So.

639
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: That box is a laboo boo box, a.

640
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 4: Laboo boo box, but I don't know of what's inside

641
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 4: is lafufu or la boo boo? And there are ways

642
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 4: you can tell.

643
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: And where do you where did you buy that? I mean,

644
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 2: where did it come from? On a little store in

645
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 2: these places are just going around getting the boxes or

646
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 2: buying the boxes and reselling the.

647
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 4: Laboo boos, or they're someone who's selling the boxes with

648
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 4: the fake and I've heard their signs, so we can

649
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 4: actually see if it's a lab boo boo.

650
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 3: Or a lofay. Let's open it up. I'll know immediately.

651
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see even the tape like, how is the

652
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 4: tape type is like? That feels that feels definite? Lef

653
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 4: put it in the canter that that is? That is

654
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 4: tape hole there.

655
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is mom like last minute wrapping a gift.

656
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 3: This is not.

657
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 4: But I would say the box so you can make

658
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 4: a lafu.

659
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: Oh I could, But now I've ripped it because because

660
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 2: this is where you're supposed to reopen. You know, as

661
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: a a booboo expert, I know that the terror top.

662
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, as you can see, that is not.

663
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 3: I'm going to open it like a real la Boo

664
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 3: book owner.

665
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 4: No, this is okay, well I don't know what's inside.

666
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: I mean this is now.

667
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 4: They still they know, they know what they're doing.

668
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: Real, this is I mean if this isn't real, these

669
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: people are going out of their way.

670
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 4: They do because they can make a lot of money.

671
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 3: There's the love that is.

672
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 4: Look how crazy it's all uneven. The tag is wrong.

673
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 4: It doesn't know that is that is it's shedding. It

674
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 4: already sheded in your ear.

675
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: I've already inhaled half of the fur on it. This

676
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 3: is probably that feels it looks there's some shoddy works.

677
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 3: This is let's see now, this is the monster on

678
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 3: the Yeah, but there it's wait is it laboo is

679
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: labooboo the monsters?

680
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 4: There's different versions of it. I know this because my

681
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 4: daughter was desperate for a Laboo boo and I went

682
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 4: like online. I didn't even do the drop because I

683
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 4: was like, I will not participate in this, Like I'm

684
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 4: an adult and this is garbage and I won't do

685
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 4: that for you, sweetie. I was like, I love you,

686
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 4: but this is not something to engage in. It's not anything.

687
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 4: I was like, if it presents itself, I will buy

688
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 4: it there, yes, but I'm not going to chase this high.

689
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 4: So finally she's like, look, mom, it's on the site.

690
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 4: It's because this place called PopMart. And I'm like, okay,

691
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 4: this is legit. I even like overspent a little bit.

692
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 4: Bought it. It took three weeks to come sure from China. Okay,

693
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 4: And she opens it up and she's screaming she's so happy,

694
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 4: and then her friend's are just like they knew, they knew,

695
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 4: and they said they were like signs and stuff. And

696
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 4: then she started looking it up. She took it like

697
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 4: a cham wow. But she you know how humiliating.

698
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: So for both of you. Both the Labo boos are

699
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 3: signed by.

700
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 4: Who they're not signed. It's not like a cabbage Patch

701
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 4: kid and Xavier Robert. Yes, no, I think that there

702
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 4: are certain signs like it's like the body parts don't move.

703
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is this is moving full exorcis.

704
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 4: And then there's like a special tag like there but

705
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 4: you can't but they wait that they box them insane.

706
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 4: Same with the one that I got her.

707
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 3: Wow, what a conn. This whole thing is.

708
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: Sorry.

709
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 4: I tried to get to a La Boo Boo, but

710
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 4: I knew.

711
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 3: That I'm I prefer a lafu fu.

712
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 4: That's what I said. You love a fake fake burkin.

713
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: Yes, all that, Uh, you know I get everything on

714
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 2: Canal Street and this. I mean if you had told

715
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 2: me this is a laboo, I would have I wouldn't know.

716
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 4: You can tell me the fact that the face is

717
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 4: so uneven.

718
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 3: It's fair, I mean, it's they're kind of all laboos

719
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 3: are a little sinister, yes, but this one is evil.

720
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 4: This one, this one will kill your friends and families

721
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 4: when you go to sleep at night.

722
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 3: Where did look like everything in my life?

723
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm just like so far outside of

724
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 2: pop culture at all times that like something will just

725
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: suddenly be every I feel like everyone on Earth gets

726
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: a newsletter, but me just being like this is what's happening.

727
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: Don't tell Bridger for a few months.

728
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 4: Let him find out late.

729
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 3: Right, and so like yeah, I feel like I'm late

730
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 3: to la boo boos.

731
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know, you know, I as a parent, this

732
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 4: has become You've.

733
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 3: Got a little bit about so pipeline to then.

734
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 4: You know, Casey called me. Casey is in England for

735
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 4: work right now, and so she texts me the other

736
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 4: day because she knows as a parent, like this is

737
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 4: sweeping the kind of nation. But again there's like adults.

738
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: Of course, if you go to PopMart at the Glendell Galleria,

739
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 4: there's a line out.

740
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 3: Seeing any eleven year olds out there.

741
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: No, it's all a thirty five and unemployed.

742
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 4: Yes, and people are putting them on like their fancy

743
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 4: bags now and stuff like you will see like a

744
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 4: woman with a Gucci bag and a laboo boo hanging off.

745
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 4: It's this weird and I feel like it's now like

746
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 4: hit its apex, Like I didn't know about this a

747
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 4: month ago and now it's all I know about.

748
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: And by the time this is released, everyone's gonna want

749
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 2: these off of their bed.

750
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 3: Be like, I'm such a fucking door.

751
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 4: I know, but so I'm not. I refuse, like I

752
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 4: get angry about like sort of uh some of this stuff.

753
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I don't want to have to subscribe

754
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 4: to this. I like, I get so mad at society

755
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 4: as a whole. I don't know why. It's just like

756
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 4: and so I reject it completely. But when you have

757
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 4: a kid, you sort of like, I reject some stuff.

758
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 4: But it was her graduate and it was also her

759
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 4: graduation present from from elementary, so that's very sweet. But

760
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 4: so I was like, sorry, you got a fake but

761
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 4: she really has like been like I like it better

762
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 4: good for her her. Yeah. Yeah, she had a great

763
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 4: attitude about it because I was like, I'm so like,

764
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 4: I don't know. And then I blamed her. I was like,

765
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 4: you gave me a sight huge family, it's like to

766
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 4: your fault. I blamed and el year old. I was like,

767
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 4: you sent me the site. I didn't know. I don't

768
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 4: know what's going on here.

769
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 3: Wow, So but we don't know.

770
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 2: Was it just like something that PopMart put on TikTok

771
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 2: and suddenly people were like, I gotta have.

772
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 4: This, And I think I don't know for sure, but

773
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 4: I believe that they withhold drop set. I just can't

774
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 4: be a part.

775
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 3: Of that artificial what do they call it?

776
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a need or like like create a demand?

777
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 4: Yes, And I just can't be a part of that. Oh,

778
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 4: I'm just like And also it reminds me syny and I.

779
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 4: My daughter and I one time were in Target and

780
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 4: we were like, what what is this line for? We

781
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 4: thought it was just like the line to the register

782
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, is this the line to

783
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 4: the registrant? Like forty year old men were online being like,

784
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 4: oh no, there's a new drop of the new Pokemon.

785
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 4: Like I can't.

786
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

787
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 2: There's nothing that's worth waiting in line for. I just

788
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 2: like I'm trying to think of anything I would want

789
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: to and like.

790
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 4: My husband used to always say, if I have, like

791
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 4: because we used to live New York City and there

792
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 4: will be people outside of clubs, No, I cannot. I

793
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 4: will never wait to get inside of a club. I

794
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 4: will never do that.

795
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 2: There is nothing less appealing to me, like and it

796
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,720
Speaker 2: feels like the opposite of being in a club.

797
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,720
Speaker 4: I know, you're just online to a pathetic.

798
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 3: Old or hot and.

799
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 4: I never did that. That was not And I lived

800
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,959
Speaker 4: in New York City, but I you.

801
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: Know, huge amounts of people do it.

802
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 4: I know, but it was just not part of my

803
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 4: There's no chance. And I guess I've never hung out

804
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 4: at the cool places too, so that's probably right.

805
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 2: See, I'm never like out for the la boo boos

806
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: of social entertain.

807
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 4: You got to try this new club? That was never

808
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 4: my personality. I was always like, could be you think

809
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 4: that good time? Really? Oh yeah, I think it's not.

810
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 4: Even with my bad back, even with my tap dancing

811
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 4: knee injury, for my old you know that tendon that's

812
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 4: gone from that old performance of anything goes like that's

813
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 4: that gonna hold up on the club line?

814
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 3: I think so? I think. So.

815
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 2: Did you have a toy like as a kid that

816
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 2: like was super in demand.

817
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 4: My mother got in a fight over a cabbage patch kid. Well, like,

818
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 4: we were living in Atlanta at the time. Grew up

819
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 4: in Atlanta, and this is when cabbage patch kids.

820
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 3: Were all the races, right.

821
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 4: And my mother I remember like going to the rich

822
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 4: Way store, which was or service merchandise, which was and

823
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 4: like braving not getting in a fight, but like braving

824
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 4: the and like pulling one off for me for my cousins,

825
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 4: and I wow, good for her, and I wanted it

826
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 4: so bad, like it was I'll still remember her name.

827
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 4: It was Susannah Courtney.

828
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 3: Okay, very good name and uh and.

829
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 4: I remember I made one at one point before, like

830
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 4: my mom took me to Judy Jacob's art class and

831
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 4: you go make and I you know, this is when

832
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 4: I couldn't get you know. It's like because before the

833
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 4: Cabbage Patch kids, there was a less affordable option and

834
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 4: called adoption dolls, and they were one hundred dollar dolls.

835
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 4: They were like yeah, and they had like I think

836
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 4: like cloth faces, where the Cabatretch kid had plastic faces.

837
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 4: But the adoption dolls were bigger. And my girlfriend had

838
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 4: gotten one from her parents and my parents were like,

839
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 4: and my dad's like, I'll get you one. And then

840
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 4: he took me to the store and was one hundred

841
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 4: dollars and he's like, we're going home. That will not

842
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 4: be happening.

843
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred dollars for a doll or a doll

844
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 2: that probably didn't talk and this was.

845
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 4: In the eighties in the back. Yeah exactly. So this

846
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 4: is like, can you imagine? So my Mom's like, I

847
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 4: will take you to Judy Jacob's art class and you

848
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 4: can make it yourself what you do. And I went

849
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 4: to this art class and I made one. I named

850
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:47,479
Speaker 4: her what did I name her? Linda Lee? Middle names too.

851
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 4: And she was made out of pantyhose whoa, and like

852
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 4: stuff cotton and then you like sew hair on and

853
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 4: she looked she was.

854
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 3: A mess, very folk art.

855
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 4: Yeah she was. She was garbage. She was a mess.

856
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 4: You painted on the eye. Oh sorry, you painted on

857
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 4: the eyes with some you know, acrylic paint, and you

858
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 4: put like doll clothes, you know, baby clothes on them

859
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 4: and they were huge and sort of mouthformed.

860
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 3: How long did that last?

861
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 4: Until I got Susannah Courtney and away she went the

862
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 4: way of the doll.

863
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 3: Trash.

864
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, goodbye, Linda Lee. You can see yourself out, I said,

865
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 4: good day, Linda Lee me while Susannah Courtney is like,

866
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 4: huh oh, Linda, nobody wants you anymore? Yeah.

867
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 3: I Uh. My sister had one. I remember.

868
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: She wanted to name it Maggot. And that's when my

869
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: mom was like teaching her about names. You can't name

870
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: a doll maggot.

871
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 4: Also, they already come with a name. They come with

872
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 4: a name, just come with a name.

873
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 3: Not in the winding households.

874
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: You get to name that thing if you want to

875
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: name it after a baby.

876
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 4: Bug, Maggot. How's your sister doing today, Jesus in jail? Okay, well.

877
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 2: No, I think it ended up getting the name got

878
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 2: soft into like a Margo children. She's got three children, Maggot,

879
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 2: Maggot two and Meggot three.

880
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 4: Okay, she It is a gorgeous name, conjures a beautiful

881
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 4: image and decay gorgeous.

882
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 2: I'm sure this is like well Troden Territory. I'm sure

883
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: people have discussed this before. But Kevin Patch dolls were

884
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 2: so the butt was signed.

885
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 4: By Xavier Roberts, theeur, the creator.

886
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 3: You could not release that product now like that, Like

887
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 3: can you imagine like it is?

888
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 4: I mean it's I don't know ifs are still signed.

889
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 4: I don't know.

890
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: That is creepy, very pert about.

891
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 4: Well, there's the Cabbage Patch patch you can go to

892
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 4: outside of I think it's in like Delanaga, Georgia, where

893
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 4: you could there's like the place where they're born from,

894
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 4: and you can like pull it from.

895
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 3: The patch wet.

896
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 4: I don't think that they deliver them wet, but I

897
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 4: don't know.

898
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: But that place still exists. It's kind of like the

899
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 2: original American Girls store.

900
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,760
Speaker 4: I'm actually, you know, I when I when my daughter

901
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 4: was into American Girl for a minute, I never got

902
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 4: a real one again. I just I really as a

903
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 4: pattern I have to look at. I got her the

904
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 4: Target one because I was like, this is ridiculous. She

905
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 4: will grow out of this and it's really expensive, and

906
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 4: it's like I just couldn't and she doesn't know the difference.

907
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: Well according to.

908
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 4: Me, but I will tell you, going into that American

909
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 4: Girl doll store gives me a like gives me a tingle.

910
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 4: It's something in me, same as like Barbie, like going

911
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 4: into a Barbie section of a toy store like something

912
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 4: in a nostalgia like I loved this stuff and so

913
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 4: like I wish I was young enough where it's not weird,

914
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 4: right collect dolls and play with them.

915
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 2: I've got news for you for living in a world

916
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 2: and that's it's totally normal, but it's not.

917
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 4: It's not.

918
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Get in line down with the American girls,

919
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 3: so no one will blink up.

920
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 4: I know when I see like they have like the

921
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 4: hairdressers there and like the tea. Like there's a part

922
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 4: of me that wants all the dolls and all the

923
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 4: clothes and oh, look she's surfing. She can surf, and like,

924
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 4: oh she opens her own malt shop. You know, like

925
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 4: these are something goes on in my brain.

926
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 3: Right, did you.

927
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 2: Go to the cafe, the American Girl Cafe? Do they

928
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 2: allow the target a girl Target girl into the American

929
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 2: Girl Cafe?

930
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 4: They do, but I was worried about that, But I.

931
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: Was worried generous of them.

932
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 4: I was worried when we went there because like what

933
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 4: if they know and they don't let us in, and

934
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 4: then she'll know what I've been up to.

935
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 2: The d the Target girls come with like a history

936
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: or like a little like book about them, or it's

937
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 2: like this one works at the cash register.

938
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 4: Or like this one was in the depressions, or you know,

939
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 4: like the dolls of history or whatever.

940
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: You have through different eras of Target probably starting in

941
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: like nineteen seventy eight.

942
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that would I would buy those. Of course,

943
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 4: love to know what Target girl was in the eighties

944
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 4: or whatever. But no they don't. But I was worried

945
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 4: about that at and I and my daughter. There's also

946
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 4: like the salam where you can get their hair fixed

947
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 4: and her her her target doll's.

948
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 3: Hair was but Noah, probably highly flammable just.

949
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 4: And like you know, you you take it out on

950
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 4: the town just once and like doesn't go back like

951
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 4: it's you know, there are downsides to the target doll.

952
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: How are they doing there? It's like synthetic hair.

953
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I guess you know, how do we all do?

954
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 4: There's synthetic hare lives and Mormon wives currently you think

955
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 4: all those girls have real hair?

956
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 3: Like no, head on down to jay Z's Styles.

957
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 4: Say Styles talk about the z Kavarecci of Saloons.

958
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 3: And they have an academy.

959
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 4: Like the beat Outs as soon. I love seeing like

960
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 4: the moms going in and like buying hair like it was.

961
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 4: I mean, I could have a time in jay Z Styles.

962
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 4: I could have some time.

963
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 3: I've got to go.

964
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 4: You should get extensions because I know we've both been

965
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 4: I would like that for you.

966
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 2: If jay Z Styles will pay for my extensions, I

967
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 2: will wear them for six months.

968
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 4: I will. I will pay for your extension if your.

969
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 3: You're not going to get it from Jazy Styles. You'll

970
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 3: get it from Target or you'll order them from a website.

971
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 4: I've given myself away and I've been exposed. But you

972
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 4: know you and I have both been to Beauty Lab.

973
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: And Lazy of course, I've been there so many I

974
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 3: love for you to.

975
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,919
Speaker 4: Go to jay Z Styles next and if you could

976
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 4: document it and then send.

977
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 3: Do have you had any work done at Beauty Lab?

978
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 4: No, I've just had the pictures taken over. I don't

979
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 4: have time, and you know my people.

980
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 3: Are, yeah, you got right. I feel like I'm going

981
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 3: to go this time and they're gonna be like, sir,

982
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 3: you've got to do.

983
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 4: You've got to buy. You've had fifteen pictures in our

984
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 4: estaff I buy a cream.

985
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 2: I don't know, buy like a soda out of the fridge.

986
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 2: I think they have Red Bulls or something.

987
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 4: I know you've been. You've been to some of those

988
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 4: soda spots that they.

989
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: Go only going to one swig. Now I'm going.

990
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 4: Back when you're going to Swig.

991
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go there this weekend, Utah on the fifth.

992
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 4: I'm so jealous. What's your poison? I don't know.

993
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 2: I tried like their Founders Special or whatever, you know,

994
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 2: some so sweets. I got like the diet version too,

995
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 2: and it was just like I made it probably a

996
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: tenth through the drink, and I was like, well, I'm

997
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: unfortunately this.

998
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 3: My body can't consume any more of this.

999
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 2: And I'm not like a health not I'm I eat

1000
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: pure garbage all the time. So it's, uh, the fact

1001
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 2: that I can't handle that is so I'm going to

1002
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 2: try to be.

1003
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 4: Our dentist making a killing.

1004
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 3: Oh, there are so many dentists in your town.

1005
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: I think there's like a there is an interesting thing

1006
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 2: where it's like it's a safe career, like a safe

1007
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: like normal man career.

1008
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 4: And we're also like not going to grow out of

1009
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 4: needing dentistry, like it's not something that we'll always need.

1010
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 2: It, and it's like kind of doctor a Jason. I

1011
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 2: don't think it's there's as much schooling needed.

1012
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 4: Uh.

1013
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: And then there's all of the sweet consumption in Utah.

1014
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 2: So I think those things come together to being like

1015
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 2: this is the dentist capital of Earth.

1016
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 4: It's got to be. And I also bet that there's

1017
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 4: like a lot of diabetic clinics. Oh. Interesting because of

1018
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 4: the sugar that I don't.

1019
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 3: I don't. I didn't know that many diabetics in so yeah, I.

1020
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 4: Wonder give it time talking some type two. I mean

1021
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 4: I should be diabetic. Okay, we all should, but I

1022
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 4: will say, like that's so much sweet.

1023
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean maybe. Yeah, the swig now that

1024
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: that's new there that you can.

1025
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 4: Read it in like ten years, really get a swig effect.

1026
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 4: I would you. I would invest in pick and axe,

1027
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 4: picks and shobble. What's that that dialysis centers get to.

1028
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,479
Speaker 2: That's a great idea of this. And make it kind

1029
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,439
Speaker 2: of an elevated.

1030
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 4: Like a dry bar for you know, like when you

1031
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 4: go into like make it fun, make an elevator, make it,

1032
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 4: make it cute, have like a neon sign instead of

1033
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 4: like get the lips, like get the get the juice,

1034
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 4: get the soda, life and short, get the soda.

1035
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 3: I think that's not the worst idea.

1036
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 4: I don't either. Again, I'm giving you this idea the

1037
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 4: way you give me the book.

1038
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 3: We'll sell your book.

1039
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: The people can read the book while they're on dialas. Wow,

1040
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: we could we could wrote Heather Gay into this, hun

1041
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 2: Heather reach out.

1042
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 4: I feel like Heather reach out.

1043
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: Look, this is you know this could be right next

1044
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 2: to beauty lab for you know, uh.

1045
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 4: Get your lips, get your dialogs.

1046
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 3: Maybe at the same time, I.

1047
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 4: Love this, we're thinking business. Look, this is my bas

1048
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 4: is crumbling.

1049
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 2: The entertainment industry I wouldn't even say is crumbling. I would

1050
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 2: say is crumbled.

1051
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 4: There's nothing left. There are like coyotes eating. Yes, we're

1052
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 4: like the carcass has been. Let's talk about maggots.

1053
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maggots wouldn't eat the entertainment.

1054
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 4: So what we need to pivot?

1055
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 3: But pivot to dialysis and.

1056
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 4: A dentistry and dentistry.

1057
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1058
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 2: I think that these are there are options. At least

1059
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: we know that there's hope.

1060
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1061
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: I like, finally today we.

1062
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 4: Found hope through We found hope in a really hopeless

1063
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 4: place in a dialysis.

1064
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 3: Wow, I'll just call it kidney. I love that.

1065
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 4: Maybe with U K I d N I. I love this.

1066
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 3: I really believe've got so dialysis works right, it's works

1067
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 3: with your kidneys.

1068
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 4: Don't I can't get bolts. I can't get into the

1069
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 4: nuts and bolts here. That's somebody else's job.

1070
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 2: That's not our Well on a Lisa, if you're there,

1071
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 2: let us know how dialysis works.

1072
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we're I feel like flashing the blood.

1073
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 4: Is this the darkest podcast you've ever done? And I'm

1074
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 4: sorry if you do. I have relatives with diabetes. We're

1075
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 4: just talking about the sugar intake.

1076
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: The sugar intake, and you know dialysis is important, which

1077
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 2: is why I'm ready to open a mini chain throughout

1078
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: the solt.

1079
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 4: Why shouldn't it be fun, is what I'm saying. Yeah,

1080
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 4: why shouldn't it be fun?

1081
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 5: In floy Yeah, I would be getting a pedicure, That's

1082
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

1083
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 4: Like, let's and why can't you while you're getting dialyses?

1084
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 3: It should be done by like blonde twenty year olds

1085
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 3: who are having a time of their life.

1086
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 4: Great music, great tune, right right.

1087
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 5: So dialysis essentially it does filter the blood because your

1088
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 5: kidneys can't.

1089
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 4: So it's like in there we can.

1090
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 3: So that's okay, thank you.

1091
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 2: And so the neon sign is because your kidneys can't

1092
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 2: cool pink curs.

1093
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 4: We can when your kidney.

1094
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 2: Yes, I like this, I love it. We've got I

1095
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 2: mean again, this is a recorded audio. So for legal reasons,

1096
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: I can sue you, You can sue me, we can

1097
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: sue the listener. Yeah, we can sue Heather Gay. It's

1098
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 2: gonna be World War four. Let's just be honest. I'm

1099
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: very excited about that.

1100
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 3: Now. Is there anything left to say about La Boo Boo?

1101
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 4: I would just say, you know, when ordering a La

1102
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 4: Boo Boo, check your sources.

1103
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 3: Your sources. You can be scammed.

1104
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 4: You can be scammed. I literally the site I was on,

1105
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 4: what it smelling? It poison?

1106
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 3: It smells perfectly clean, but maybe it's too clean.

1107
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it want smell like The site I was on

1108
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 4: literally said PopMart. But I think there was probably like

1109
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 4: an extra asterisk in there, something you know and like,

1110
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 4: and it took too long. And when I would go

1111
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 4: to PopMart, I would be like, well it says here

1112
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 4: that there's no more left? Did I get the last one?

1113
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 3: F Like I my computer shuts down every time I

1114
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 3: go to the website.

1115
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 4: I know, like there were red flags and I chose

1116
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 4: not to see them because my daughter was so excited.

1117
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 4: So you really, like, I don't think there's an easy

1118
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 4: way to get these, So know that if you want

1119
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 4: a real one, like, you can't take these.

1120
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 3: Gotta be care for.

1121
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 2: No, that's a I mean, like all good things you

1122
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 2: have to put in the work.

1123
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just because it's in a pop Mark's bag,

1124
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 4: which is in a pop Mark box.

1125
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean it any means because this looks very

1126
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 3: official to.

1127
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,720
Speaker 4: And that is I believe the box is the only

1128
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 4: thing that's real.

1129
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean, and what does that even mean?

1130
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 4: That doesn't mean anything?

1131
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 3: Right, like, but I will.

1132
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm seeing that they have names saying he he se, sissy,

1133
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 2: dadas zz.

1134
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 4: Or hey, this is were they I assume this.

1135
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 3: Is the closest. Well it's none of them.

1136
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 4: Well there there's this this is secret.

1137
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 3: Which I assume this is this brand that la Fufu

1138
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 3: is probably always secret.

1139
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 4: Because you're not seeing that labuobu on the box.

1140
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 2: No, the closest match, I would say is daw Da,

1141
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 2: but it's not. It doesn't have the hard eyes. There's

1142
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 2: zz baba, So that's.

1143
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 4: Another way, like if it doesn't because you should be

1144
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 4: getting they're blind boxes, so you do a lot of times,

1145
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 4: don't know which.

1146
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 3: I can't eat that sort of thing too, What a scam.

1147
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 4: It's gambling, I know. But kids love a blind box

1148
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 4: like my daughter's love gambling. Yes, they do, teaching them early,

1149
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 4: so just know that like so that's another red flag

1150
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 4: when the one that is in the box isn't on

1151
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 4: the box right right.

1152
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 2: And also something else I'm learning is a laboobo would

1153
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 2: sit up.

1154
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very uneven.

1155
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 2: It's a laf It's a lafu foo. This is a

1156
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 2: certified lafufoo. But eventually these will be more rare.

1157
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 4: That's what I'd like to hope. That's what my daughter said.

1158
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 4: You and my daughter are similar. And yeah, I mean

1159
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 4: you cannot get this lafoo foo to sit.

1160
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 2: No, it's now being leaned up against a computer. A

1161
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 2: la boo boo can stand on its own.

1162
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, la buoba can walk and slap you across the face. Sorry,

1163
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 4: I wanted to give you a la boo boo.

1164
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 3: You got me better.

1165
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1166
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 3: Lafufu secret Lafufu.

1167
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 2: Well, I think we should play games. Okay, I need

1168
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you.

1169
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 4: I'm going to go six.

1170
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 3: Okay, We're to play a game called Gift You a Curse.

1171
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 4: Okay, but before.

1172
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 2: We play, I have to do some like calculating so

1173
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want with the microphone.

1174
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 4: I'll be right back. I just want to promote Casey

1175
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 4: and Danielle's Garbage World. It is our basically podcast empire

1176
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 4: where you can find Casey and I's Casey Wilson and

1177
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 4: I's podcast Bitch Sesh. We've been we're just about to

1178
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 4: celebrate ten years or did we just celebrate ten years?

1179
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't even know, but we're on our

1180
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 4: podcast Bitch Sash. We talk about, you know, all the

1181
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 4: Bravo shows, Real Housewives and all the like, and also

1182
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 4: any sort of garbage television you could want. And then

1183
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 4: we have a second podcast called Garbage Sash where we

1184
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 4: deep dive on other such you know, trash that we're into.

1185
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 4: And then we also have a Sex and the City

1186
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 4: podcast that Matt McConkey does. Well, it's really actually and

1187
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 4: just like that podcast, and it's called in just like Matt.

1188
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 4: All of that on Casey Daniell's garbage World dot com.

1189
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 3: That is worth checking out.

1190
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 4: I love, we love when you're on Okash.

1191
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 3: I'm on whenever sal like City Zone.

1192
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 4: Well, we'd have you more cities, but that seems to

1193
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 4: be the only one I watch. So you are our

1194
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 4: official correspondent.

1195
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: I'm kind of come on as more of a professor,

1196
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 2: expert I.

1197
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 3: Love that for you and I can't wait for next season.

1198
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1199
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 2: Okay, this is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm

1200
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 2: going to name three things. You're going to tell me

1201
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 2: if there are a gift or a curse and why? Okay,

1202
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 2: and I'll tell if you're right or wrong because there

1203
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 2: are correct answers there are, and you can totally flop,

1204
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 2: you can bomb out in.

1205
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 4: A huge way, so be careful. Okay.

1206
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 2: These are all suggestions from our Patreon listeners. Thank you

1207
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 2: to all of you. This first one is from Clark.

1208
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 2: Gift or a Curse washing down medication with a carbonated

1209
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 2: drink curse?

1210
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 4: Why when you have medication? Water is the simplest way.

1211
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 4: I feel like the soda dilutes it. I don't like that.

1212
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 4: And also yeah, it's like it's you shouldn't mix your

1213
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 4: your drugs wrong.

1214
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 3: What that's a gift drink and doing it with water?

1215
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 3: What a bore? What an absolute boar? Why not?

1216
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 2: And you know you're usually take your pills in the

1217
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 2: morning or night. Why not a little soda?

1218
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 4: That's discussing a diet coke.

1219
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 3: Sugar? Oh? Absolutely?

1220
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 2: And I feel like the water is too smooth of

1221
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: an experience. We've all had that before. We've all done

1222
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: water and pill water and carbonated drink. Now there's I

1223
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,720
Speaker 2: prefer I love.

1224
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 4: So in the morning, like me when I'm taking my SSRI,

1225
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 4: I would have to take a swig of a of

1226
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 4: a pop.

1227
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 2: You reach over to the nightstand, get your orange soda

1228
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 2: which is always e and h slurp it down.

1229
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 4: Gifts absolutely gifts.

1230
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 3: Disagree wrong, Okay, so zero so far. Number two.

1231
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 2: This is from Rachel gift or a curse. Mistakenly trying

1232
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 2: to get into a car that.

1233
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 3: Is not yours.

1234
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 4: I've done it many times, especially when I had a

1235
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 4: silver Honda Civic. Oh boy. Then I was constantly like

1236
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 4: I would just walk out to the grove and be like,

1237
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 4: I don't know. It is a curse. Why because you

1238
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 4: can't find your car like it's it's it feels confusing,

1239
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 4: and then you you think something is absolutely your car,

1240
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 4: and then you're like, but I don't own that weird

1241
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 4: jacket that's in the back seat, you know what I mean,

1242
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 4: You're like, that's I didn't. Also, with grocery carts, when

1243
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 4: you take someone else's grocery cart and you're like, I

1244
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 4: didn't get asparaguess, it's the same to you more than

1245
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 4: i'd like about the same grocery store menace. And then

1246
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 4: sometimes I put my things in the other person's cart

1247
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 4: and they're like, what what's happened to my card?

1248
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 3: You're blindfolded.

1249
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 4: I'm just moving too quick, So I'd say it's a curse.

1250
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 4: It's embarrassing.

1251
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 3: Wrong again, Danielle, Oh my god.

1252
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 4: Who decides if I'm wrong? Your listeners?

1253
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 3: Are you universal truths?

1254
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 4: That's very clear.

1255
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 3: Objective truth is answering.

1256
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 4: Why is that a good?

1257
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 3: It's a gift? First of all?

1258
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 2: Okay, so first of all, what a fun little peek

1259
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 2: into another person's car, an innocent peek into seeing what's

1260
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 2: happening in another person's car who owns the same car

1261
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 2: as you. So you're like, well they made this choice.

1262
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: Are they making different choices elsewhere other than me?

1263
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 3: Or are we similar?

1264
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 2: Second of all, chance at a you know, a meet

1265
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 2: cute you know, you turn around the actual owner of

1266
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,439
Speaker 2: the cars are now you get to have a fun

1267
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 2: conversation about how you're not stealing.

1268
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 4: Their car calling the police.

1269
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 2: Well, if they are, then you're filming them for a

1270
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 2: future viral video. I got you look at this, you know,

1271
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 2: loser trying to send me off to the cops. So

1272
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 2: those are two good reasons. And third reason, I think

1273
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 2: I'm probably on record for loving the experience of you know,

1274
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: when you like during Halloween Thanksgiving time, there will be

1275
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 2: a pumpkin on the table and you go to pick

1276
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 2: it up and you go like this because you thought

1277
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 2: it was a real pumpkin, but it's actually a fake

1278
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 2: pump What a What a thrill? I love that feeling.

1279
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 2: This is kind of the year round of that.

1280
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 3: You know what.

1281
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 4: It's also terrible because then you have to like kind

1282
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 4: of talk to yourself. Oh yeah, but you're like, oh,

1283
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 4: well that's not my car. I have like talk out loud.

1284
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

1285
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 4: But like it's almost like when you trip in public,

1286
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 4: you're like, well that was that was weird. It's like

1287
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 4: an out loud conversation to yourself. That's why it's terrible.

1288
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 2: No, that's why it's great and a learning experience and

1289
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 2: maybe the start of something exciting and romantic.

1290
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 4: I don't like it.

1291
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 3: Wrong, okay too.

1292
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 2: Wrongs so far got I'm scared. We're rooting for you

1293
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 2: to get this final one. This is from Mallory Gift

1294
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 2: Her a curse. Long naps in the evening.

1295
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 4: Awful the worst because then first of all, you wake

1296
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 4: up feeling hungry and angry, and and like what time

1297
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 4: is it? Is it six? Especially in the fall, it's like,

1298
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 4: is it five o'clock or is it ten o'clock? I

1299
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 4: don't don't know what time it is. I feel crazy.

1300
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 4: I don't know where I am in space and time.

1301
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 4: And now when I want to go to sleep for

1302
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 4: reels at night, I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep.

1303
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 4: It's the worst.

1304
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 3: So gift or a curse.

1305
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 4: It's a oh it's a gift. I curse. It's a curse.

1306
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 3: Well, you sealed the deal, you lost the game completely.

1307
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 4: Why is that a gift. That's the worst thing ever.

1308
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, someone's not listening to their body.

1309
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 2: If you need to take a nap, take it. It doesn't

1310
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 2: matter what time of day.

1311
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 3: I don't care.

1312
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 2: If you just woke up and you feel like you

1313
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 2: need to take a nap, it's time for a nap.

1314
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 3: I don't care.

1315
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 2: If you're behind the wheel, it's time for a nap.

1316
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: If it's six point thirty in the afternoon, I guess

1317
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 2: that's night early evening that's a perfectly fine time to

1318
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 2: take a nap. You wake up and everything is so

1319
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 2: dark and you feel like you've just crawled out of

1320
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 2: a swamp. But now the challenge to becoming a normal

1321
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,439
Speaker 2: person for another two to four hours for the rest

1322
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 2: of your day. It's a you know, maybe you maybe

1323
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 2: you need to wash down some pills with a soda.

1324
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 4: I feel like you're just disagreeing with me. To disagree,

1325
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 4: I'm on the side of your body.

1326
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 3: I'm on the side of my body and the listener's body.

1327
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 4: I feel like your body is wrong and you should

1328
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 4: go to the doctor.

1329
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 3: So we've got a Republican on my body, my body,

1330
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 3: my nap, my.

1331
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 4: Nap, my body, my map again, I will monetize it

1332
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 4: and you will sue me, and then it'll all come

1333
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 4: out in the wash.

1334
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,439
Speaker 3: Uh well, I mean, I hate to see you lose

1335
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 3: the game in not only a complete way, but also

1336
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,919
Speaker 3: in kind of a bitter way.

1337
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: Wrong.

1338
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 4: You're wrong. It's like when you lose Jeopardy just because

1339
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 4: you can't work the buzzer. That is insane.

1340
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 2: I would tackle Ken Jennings to the ground if I

1341
01:00:54,480 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 2: lost Sheppardy. Ken, don't reach out. You lost the game.

1342
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 2: In a horrible way, and then you weren't even gracious

1343
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 2: about it.

1344
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going to be because the answers were wrong,

1345
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 4: and I'm sorry. Like, when you're right, you're right, and yeah.

1346
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 2: When you're right, you're right, and unfortunately today you were

1347
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 2: completely wrong.

1348
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 3: Disagree makes me sick.

1349
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 4: To my This is I'm going to sue.

1350
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 3: It's going to be a I mean, we're going.

1351
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 4: To fool of me and yourself what you've done today.

1352
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 2: I need a mirror for the podcast so I can

1353
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 2: hold it up when someone says something like.

1354
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 4: That, Wow, we started off so well.

1355
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 3: I know, I know this is tough. We're going to

1356
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 3: be tied up in court for ka.

1357
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 2: This is the final segment of the podcast, and hopefully

1358
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 2: we can at least come together on this. This is

1359
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: how I said no emails. People are writing in I

1360
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 2: said no email. People are pathetic and desperate and gross

1361
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 2: and they need answers. So they'll write into I said

1362
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 2: no gifts at gmail dot com, or they'll send in

1363
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 2: voice notes on a lease. Well, maybe can drop in

1364
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 2: some of the rules about that later. I can never

1365
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 2: they are they're begging for answers.

1366
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 3: We help me answer a question I'll try. I mean, yeah,

1367
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 3: who knows how you'll do.

1368
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 4: I know obviously I can't be trusted.

1369
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, listener, take whatever Danielle has to say with a

1370
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 2: or just know I'm the truth.

1371
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I'm the truth. No, I'm the.

1372
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 4: Truth on truth Social my favorite.

1373
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 2: Okay, this is hello Bridger and Guest. I need help

1374
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: deciding what to give my childhood best friend for her birthday.

1375
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 2: It already passed, but she lives in Las Vegas while

1376
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: I'm in Minneapolis.

1377
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 3: Well, okay, that's.

1378
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 2: A two hour time difference, baby, so there's not too

1379
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 2: much pressure on getting things right on time.

1380
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't I disagree.

1381
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 2: I still want to get her something, though, because I

1382
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 2: always have.

1383
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 3: Here's the catch.

1384
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 2: She is now twenty four years old and in a

1385
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 2: camper van with her boyfriend and cat. They've been doing

1386
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 2: this for almost a year now. They saved up, paid

1387
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 2: off all their debts, but this van gave away all

1388
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 2: their possessions, quit their jobs.

1389
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 3: And took off. Okay, what are are we running from?

1390
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 2: So living in a van, you obviously can't have a

1391
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 2: ton of material possessions that are taking up virtually any

1392
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: amount of space. I don't want to give her something

1393
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 2: that she will feel bad about having to get rid

1394
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 2: of because she just doesn't need or have room for it.

1395
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 2: I also don't want to give her gift cards or

1396
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 2: cash because I want it to be a heart to

1397
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 2: be heartfelt and personal. But I really want it to

1398
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 2: be something useful. Well, choose a lane.

1399
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 3: I know.

1400
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, Wow, you have a lot of prerequisites for this.

1401
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 2: She is a rock climber, she paints and cross stitches,

1402
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 2: plays animal crossing on her switch, and generally lives a

1403
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 2: simplistic lifestyle. I feel super conflicted, as you should please

1404
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 2: help me.

1405
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 3: Thank you in advance. That's from Abby.

1406
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 4: Perfect health insurance.

1407
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 3: Wow, that's not a bad idea.

1408
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 4: I mean, she's putting her life in people's hands. She's

1409
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 4: off the grid, she quit her job. I worry.

1410
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's traveling through vague Vegas fan with her boyfriend.

1411
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 4: Health insurance feels.

1412
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 2: She was in Minneapolis, a perfectly lovely place, and she

1413
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 2: let it all go, and health insurance is not okay

1414
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 2: if that's too much.

1415
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 3: First aid kit at.

1416
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 4: First, Yeah, a first aid kit or like some you know,

1417
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 4: like essentials, like how I know if you're if you're

1418
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 4: cheapy and not going to do health insurance because you're

1419
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 4: not a good friend, right friend? A really nice blanket,

1420
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 4: oh like really comfy cozy, right yeah on Amazon dot com.

1421
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 3: One of these blankets that is neither too hot nor yeah.

1422
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 4: Like a kind of like suirp a blanket like really

1423
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 4: like fuzzy, but also like comfy, a little bit of

1424
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 4: home in it. It says you care, I love you

1425
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 4: in your You need a blanket to sleep and to

1426
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 4: cuddle with. And I think a nice like a well

1427
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 4: made blanket, nothing you know, crappy, but just like a nice,

1428
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 4: well made blanket that you've picked yourself.

1429
01:04:55,880 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 2: A blanket and a first aid kit, fire, extra English, sure,

1430
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 2: what things? I'm sure this person she's twenty four. She

1431
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 2: can't possibly have all of her bases covered.

1432
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 4: No, definitely, what does she need?

1433
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 3: Does a camper van I assume has some sort of

1434
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 3: shower soap.

1435
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 4: Soap, A nice soap, A nice soap.

1436
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 3: You don't really associate a camper van with a good like.

1437
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 4: But not a bar, not a bar?

1438
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 3: Where is that gonna go? No, it's gotta be in

1439
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 3: a bottle.

1440
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 4: You know. It's a great gift that in my twenty

1441
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 4: I didn't learn this lesson in my early twenties and

1442
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 4: my husband, who was a bit older than me, was like,

1443
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 4: I don't care what you do. How poor we are

1444
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 4: spend money on good toilet paper?

1445
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1446
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 4: And one time I also had someone come and stay

1447
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 4: with me for a while, and the nice thing they

1448
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 4: did for me again in my twenties is bought me

1449
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 4: a shitload of nice toilet paper.

1450
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 3: Oh that's so nice.

1451
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 4: I don't know where you store it, but like good

1452
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 4: top of the van. Yeah, like we're talking the Sharman,

1453
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 4: Like we're talking like the soft Bears, because like at

1454
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 4: your age, you're like stealing it.

1455
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 3: From work, from the casino.

1456
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, And it's not the good stuff.

1457
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 3: No, I think that's not a bad idea.

1458
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 2: I feel like at some point on this podcast, and

1459
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 2: one gave me a portable bidet that's just under my

1460
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 2: sink waiting for me to own a camper van.

1461
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 4: I guess day the first time in Europe and was like,

1462
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 4: what's this for. I was like, it's to clean your bottom.

1463
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:23,080
Speaker 4: She was like, you do it. No, that's a very

1464
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 4: European of you. You have a portable bidet.

1465
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 2: You had to have that in your camper van. How

1466
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 2: about those little visors you.

1467
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 3: Wear when you're gambling.

1468
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 5: You know those great they're probably hitting the strip every

1469
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 5: day every day. They're probably parked on the strip and

1470
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,919
Speaker 5: with your names on him, with your.

1471
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 3: Names on them.

1472
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 2: There's a lot of fun gambling related things for the camper.

1473
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 3: Let's go full Vegas with this that. What about a

1474
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 3: trip to circus solet I'm going.

1475
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 4: To go give you one further a trip to see

1476
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 4: Shanaia Twain. Wasn't she in?

1477
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 3: Does she have a residency right now?

1478
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 4: She had a residence or maybe she did.

1479
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,560
Speaker 3: There are world class shows all over Vegas.

1480
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 2: I saw Middler there ones at Middler Selene.

1481
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 3: Is she still there?

1482
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 4: I think she's gone. I think Adella is gone. I

1483
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 4: think Brittany is gone.

1484
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 3: People are leaving Vegas, but they're also coming.

1485
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 4: People have their residencies. Look it up.

1486
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 3: There's got to be something. If Shui is there, that's

1487
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 3: the answer. Yeah.

1488
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 2: They pull up in the van with the dice swinging.

1489
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 2: They've just washed themselves with the nice soap and are

1490
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 2: ready for an emergency with the first aid kit.

1491
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 4: Again, this is if you can't get them health insurance exactly.

1492
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 4: Is that's first?

1493
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 3: That's first, At least check in with them and make

1494
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 3: sure they have health insurance.

1495
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 4: Don't You could run twenty four and quit their job.

1496
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 4: My gut, but.

1497
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 2: That's not She opens a happy birthday card and says,

1498
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 2: do you have health insurance?

1499
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 4: That's a good that's a great opening line.

1500
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 5: Go well, abby, good luck to you and your friend

1501
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 5: mostly your friends.

1502
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 3: I hope she's everything's okay too.

1503
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 4: She does when you said, what are you running for?

1504
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1505
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are several states away from where they started

1506
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 2: in a camper van.

1507
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 4: Good luck, good night, and good luck.

1508
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 3: Well.

1509
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 4: I have my lafufu.

1510
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 2: You do in fancyer environments, I can kind of just

1511
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 2: wave it around and say it's a laboo boo.

1512
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,599
Speaker 4: And you would also hook it on your jeans. People

1513
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 4: put a hook on it.

1514
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 3: Can you imagine me wearing this like.

1515
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 4: They hook them on their jeans.

1516
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:29,680
Speaker 3: Please, this is so like my carpet. So it was

1517
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 3: like dog peek. This is someone whose home is soaked

1518
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 3: in cat I.

1519
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 4: Would like you to please promise me that you're gonna

1520
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 4: walk into Starbucks. You're gonna go into all the things

1521
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 4: you need to do today with that hooked on to

1522
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 4: your bad and document it all.

1523
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,280
Speaker 2: It's gonna get caught in an escalator. I'm gonna get sucked.

1524
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 5: Into the escalator if you die, because your lab at

1525
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:57,799
Speaker 5: the Galleria, and it's.

1526
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 4: Gonna go in your in your death, in your you know,

1527
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 4: obituate that it wasn't even a la boo boo. This

1528
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,559
Speaker 4: is a la boo boo, and then it'll be even sadder.

1529
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 3: That's the last line of my obituary. It was not

1530
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 3: a la boo boo. Well, Danielle, I've had a wonderful

1531
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 3: time with you.

1532
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me, thank you.

1533
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:16,839
Speaker 2: For being here, thank you for my laffu foo, and listener,

1534
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 2: the podcast is over.

1535
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:19,960
Speaker 3: It's over. The show's over.

1536
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 2: I'm in my lafoo foo and I'm off to have

1537
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 2: the best day of my life. Things are turning around

1538
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,400
Speaker 2: for me. Everyone's going to show me the respect I deserve. Finally,

1539
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 3: You, goodbye.

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Speaker 2: I Said No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

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Speaker 2: senior producer is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are

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Speaker 2: beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by

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Speaker 2: miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without

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Speaker 2: our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on

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Speaker 2: Instagram at I Said No Gifts that's where you're going

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Speaker 2: to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

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Speaker 3: And don't you want to see the gifts?

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Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no guests, your own

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Speaker 1: presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 4: So how do you dare to surbey me?