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Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and there's a headline

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Speaker 1: in the news that says a team of researchers in

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Speaker 1: China claims to have created an artificial tongue and for

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Speaker 1: some reason, a guy named Jose has already ordered four

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Speaker 1: of them.

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Speaker 2: That's just in case this falls out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, why do you do that all the time?

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Speaker 1: That's what the news is reporting right now. And really

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Speaker 1: they're developing them so it can quickly detect spice levels

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Speaker 1: in food. Well, you can have your tongue tested for you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Like if you're at a Thai restaurant and they ask

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Speaker 1: you do you want one to five stars? You say,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let my second tongue choose this for me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you actually go back and get me a three stars.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. You're gonna send them back. So the tongue

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Speaker 3: makes you pretentious.

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Speaker 2: But it needs a little bit of that.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know if that's exactly what they're going

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Speaker 1: to be using them for, but I can tell you

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Speaker 1: that it should be able to detect specific heat levels

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Speaker 1: of certain peppers without you having to taste it yourself.

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Speaker 1: That is actually if you're messing with real peers like

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Speaker 1: Carolina Reapers and stuff. Why do I picture it as

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Speaker 1: like a faux tongue too, Yeah, it's probably just a mechanism,

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Speaker 1: But like the taste.

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Speaker 3: Dennis Office teeth thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, really long to I don't know why that's cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure no one's going to use that for anything weird. Also,

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Speaker 1: out of out of China, the government has a new

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Speaker 1: rule requiring social media influencers to show official qualifications if

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Speaker 1: they want to post about sensitive topics like law, health, education,

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Speaker 1: or finance.

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Speaker 3: Instead of posting qualifications, you just have to post whether

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Speaker 3: you're an idiot or not. Yeah, that would make it

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Speaker 3: more simple. Idiots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, other idiots.

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Speaker 3: Treasure influence for like food.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I guess they're doing it because they want to,

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Speaker 1: you know, protect their citizens from misleading content.

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Speaker 4: Because communist country is notorious for not wanting disinformation.

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Speaker 3: Come through.

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Speaker 1: But thank god, we all got our degrees in self electrocution,

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Speaker 1: thaks diploma, direct online university in pain off.

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Speaker 3: You can trust us.

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Speaker 2: Now we can legally post the shock gollic question of

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Speaker 2: the day. So let's all get our artificial tongues ready.

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Speaker 1: Just the case little taste test is needed when.

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Speaker 2: We send it over to our digital producer. Here we go.

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Speaker 4: Even though we're days after Halloween, some super smart person

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Speaker 4: decided that November fourth should be National Candy Day. Suck.

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Speaker 4: It makes sense because you're eating your like you know,

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Speaker 4: your treasure troth that you got.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't make candies all gone?

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Speaker 2: How is it gone?

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Speaker 4: The candy's gone. We all hope that person, whoever they are,

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Speaker 4: gets whatever's coming today.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Right for the show.

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Speaker 4: But even though we all collectively hate that human being,

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Speaker 4: especially Brooke, we.

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Speaker 3: Do love candy.

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Speaker 4: That's true, and no candy is complete without a fun

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Speaker 4: little slogan like M and M's. It melts in your mouth,

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Speaker 4: not in your hands or Snickers. You're not you when

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Speaker 4: you're hungry, mom. That's why dad left.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Remember that.

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Speaker 4: And today you'll have to identify the other popular treats

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Speaker 4: by their slogan alone during a special taste. The tagline

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Speaker 4: edition up twenty, so you'll say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 4: I'll give you a slogan. It could be current or one.

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Speaker 3: From the past. You have to correctly name the candy

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Speaker 3: to stay in the game.

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Speaker 4: We'll start with the woman who, thanks to her new

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Speaker 4: artificial tongue, thinks orange.

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Speaker 3: Skittles are a little too spicy orange though. Five number five.

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Speaker 4: Alexis your candy slogan is try both pick a side?

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Speaker 3: Am I talking about?

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Speaker 2: Oh, kit cats that you break? We but they taste

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Speaker 2: the same on both sides?

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Speaker 3: Do they?

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Speaker 1: Can?

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Speaker 4: You like?

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Speaker 3: Snap it? But there's four? Okay? There's four?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think I only buy the small ones. I don't

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Speaker 3: buy the big ones.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go kick cat.

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Speaker 3: Says kit cats. No twigs, and that is the joke.

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Speaker 4: There's only small candy.

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Speaker 3: There's two twigs.

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Speaker 2: You what we have in the office just because you're tiny.

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Speaker 3: Not all candy is, but it makes sense only had

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Speaker 3: fun size. You wouldn't know this makes sense. Twigs.

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Speaker 4: The big ones, alexis for your They come with two,

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Speaker 4: and they made a whole thing about the right and

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Speaker 4: the left are different when they're exactly.

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Speaker 3: Mind blown right.

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Speaker 2: Don't even tell her about the king size ones.

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Speaker 3: I can't anymore, Brook, we're over to you. Five is

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Speaker 3: off the board.

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Speaker 2: She never bought a gas station.

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Speaker 4: Snack ever, Brook, your candy slogan is for the kid

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Speaker 4: in you.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you a hint. Most kids hate these, so

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Speaker 3: this is an awful slogan.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe it's something you're supposed to eat when you're

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Speaker 2: pregnant inside you for the kid in you formula.

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Speaker 3: I know that slogan. I just said it from earlier. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so my first son is Almond Joy, but that's not

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Speaker 3: their and I thought it's Almond Joy's got nuts mounds,

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Speaker 3: don't you know, like I think that tired. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 3: I guess I'm gonna go Almond Joy.

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Speaker 4: Brook says Almond Joy Almond despair for Brook, the kiddy

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Speaker 4: the most kids hate. I think this is one of

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Speaker 4: the worst candies ever. The Tootsie Roll my kids love.

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Speaker 3: Your kids are plummeting down my respect. Jose, We're over

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Speaker 3: to you. Three and five are off the board. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna go with seven.

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Speaker 4: Your slogan is simply out of this world.

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Speaker 2: I never heard it, but it's in the name. I

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Speaker 2: would assume it's a Mars milky Way. A lot of

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Speaker 2: space candies aren't.

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Speaker 1: There because Mars is its own thing, but Milky Way

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Speaker 1: is the more popular of those two.

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Speaker 2: I love milky Ways. Black hole bars. People don't like

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Speaker 2: black hole bars. They disappear like.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna play it safe here, even though

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Speaker 4: my instinct was Mars.

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Speaker 3: I think it should be Milky Way.

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Speaker 4: The right solar candy. Now we're on a Jeffrey's National

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Speaker 4: Candy Day and they did a number from you ten.

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Speaker 4: Your candy slogan.

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Speaker 3: Is hard.

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Speaker 4: Till you chew, Wait, hard till you chew?

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Speaker 3: What candy is it?

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Speaker 2: Should hr be here for this question?

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Speaker 3: The H and HR stands for hard till you choose.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm guessing this is something that's hard on

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Speaker 1: the outside and it's gooey and soft on the inside.

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Speaker 2: The Jose of candy bars, Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking like a now a later, where it's like

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Speaker 3: so hardly, like suck it.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, it's like cafel. Those are the worst candies,

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Speaker 2: I would agree.

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Speaker 3: I mean, they're they're there for now and later.

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Speaker 2: It's the correct I'm gonna go with now and later.

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Speaker 4: Now and later it's incorrect, Jeffrey. It's called a now

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Speaker 4: in later. I'm not gonna accept what I have it

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Speaker 4: down here. It's an n apostrophe. I'm deadly serious. That

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Speaker 4: means Jose has won. Today's a nation of Wow.

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Speaker 3: Whatlenty twenty? Please get it.

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Speaker 1: Right, Jose, somehow you win the candy one the diabetic

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Speaker 1: in the room wins.

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Speaker 3: It loves candy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still cheat. I'm gonna lose au. So you

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Speaker 2: get to choose to get shocked. Who's gonna get shocked.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna sing candy Shop by fifty cent. Who's that

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Speaker 2: going to be?

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Speaker 3: I gotta go with the lection. She's gonna learn about? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: what the heck? Find me? Some twigs are my favorite.

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Speaker 1: No they're not sorry, Okay, whatever, I'll take you to

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Speaker 1: the candy shop.

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Speaker 3: Dude, go ahead go.

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Speaker 2: Do they do dotoos in the kids battle?

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Speaker 3: That?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Disturbing. It was a shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do your phone tap right after this