Speaker 1: Welcome to Will you accept this rose our production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio? Oh yeah, it all tonight. I just
Speaker 1: gotta one of the bush girl where you reach your words. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I am feeling hearty
Speaker 1: on this hump day mid day in my garage. I've
Speaker 1: got my glasses on, I've got my hair extension clipped
Speaker 1: in that I slept in last night. I am hanging
Speaker 1: out in a Boogee garage that's really hot, and I'm
Speaker 1: praying for fall and hot southern California. But boy, did
Speaker 1: pandemic covid bubble NBA lost End of Days Apocalypse Horny
Speaker 1: Bachelorette not disappointed with me today, I'm gonna say our
Speaker 1: three American heroes to break this Susan down. It took
Speaker 1: a very specific crude people that were like, yes, are Gone,
Speaker 1: that's my name in the future because we're all Because
Speaker 1: everybody's dead, right, there's only these Our God is the
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Speaker 1: this mission with us. First up is is a woman
Speaker 1: that we've missed so much. I mean so fucking munching, Mr.
Speaker 1: I missed her. She's so funny. When I say this
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite stand up comedians, I am
Speaker 1: not lying. And I know a lot of stand up
Speaker 1: comedians both personally and as a fan. What a comic.
Speaker 1: She has an album out that you can purchase called
Speaker 1: Deep Dive. She's got lots of albums. That's the most
Speaker 1: recent album. Uh you. Also, she's also a writer on
Speaker 1: the show One Day at a Time. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: I believe one, Yes, Yes, CBS starting next week, and
Speaker 1: it's so good. It's so fun she's so funny. They're
Speaker 1: lucky to have her. We're lucky to have her. She's back,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Ms Aaron Folly And we've went about
Speaker 1: my my platonic Uh it's my partner. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Let me just say that the most important thing is
Speaker 1: this is my platonic life partner. I feel like I
Speaker 1: thought I got cut No, no, you're my platonic life partner.
Speaker 1: I feel like we would have a really good time.
Speaker 1: We would stay up way too late and nothing done. Well,
Speaker 1: we get nothing done. And I'm also ready to go
Speaker 1: on your I think you need to get your sports
Speaker 1: podcast Sports Without Balls back, because I, as you know,
Speaker 1: have since I have I have during pandemic, I've become
Speaker 1: a huge sports fan of one thing, and that is
Speaker 1: the Chicago Bulls team, specifically from three Take a Break
Speaker 1: ninety seven ninety eight. Did you know about them? Have
Speaker 1: you guys heard about them? I watched the last dance.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. I'm sorry, Lebron, it's got a guy. I
Speaker 1: still gotta go Jordan's m v P that he's gotta take.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get the silver, Lebron, And I know that
Speaker 1: you just brought it for the fourth time, but I'm
Speaker 1: you know you don't have Jerry Krauss against you, working
Speaker 1: against your team. You know you're not dealing with You're
Speaker 1: not dealing with the uh great Pistons. D the back
Speaker 1: court of the Pistons, the back court of the Pistons.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? They didn't play fair,
Speaker 1: They played like like they love Rusty Fender and they're
Speaker 1: gonna keep your fucking car. Mannek and the panic. Now
Speaker 1: this'e at the palace. You're number number two is a
Speaker 1: man who's wearing some kind of a hat that's enraging
Speaker 1: our first guest, bright platonic life partner so angry at
Speaker 1: the time. I don't know why, but I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: to our next guest because I have to take my
Speaker 1: platonic life partner side. I don't know what's wrong with
Speaker 1: your hat. It looks like a nice hat has a
Speaker 1: bird on it. I don't know what's the problem is.
Speaker 1: It's got a very handsome face underneath. This is a
Speaker 1: man that has been our Bachelor of the Bachelor of
Speaker 1: ye nineteen. Will he find love from I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he's been out of his
Speaker 1: house in I don't know what the answer is that
Speaker 1: you know him, um, he knows him prom super unsupernatural
Speaker 1: from God. I'm gonna throw a new credit in there
Speaker 1: and you'll understand why later. You know him from um felicity. Also,
Speaker 1: you also know him from his podcast with Rob Benedict
Speaker 1: and Richard Spike Jr. As guests and as a man
Speaker 1: with an angering hat. Mr Robert at thank you, thanks,
Speaker 1: good to be back, Good to be back, and sees
Speaker 1: it it is. I feel like I have I feel
Speaker 1: like I make sense now, like I took myself out
Speaker 1: of like my see it, Laquinta, Oh my god, don't
Speaker 1: you we got to go there. I don't think we
Speaker 1: can afford it. Been there, I've stayed there before when
Speaker 1: I was at Coachella. Oh yeah, yeah, Dragon Rob, you
Speaker 1: got you got that comic con money. You've got that
Speaker 1: comic con money. Yeah, I'm just gonna lead that right
Speaker 1: there for you. I'm saying la Quinta in Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know exactly exactly. That's what I thought we were
Speaker 1: going to, and then we went to this. It's it's big,
Speaker 1: so I can see why they chose it. It's it's
Speaker 1: very it's sprawled out. But let's let's do this hat
Speaker 1: things we can. I literally, what's wrong with your hat?
Speaker 1: It was a gift. It's for the Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 1: I picked it up downstairs. I should have worn my
Speaker 1: hat which Cardinals. I'm a St. Louis Cardinals fan. Uh,
Speaker 1: my partner. That was even worse. She win today, you
Speaker 1: can't win today. She loves the Red st Ardens. I
Speaker 1: don't know. God, you're from Grdin Island. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're I don't know what do you like? Do
Speaker 1: you like? Who? Do you like, I'll give you torontover St.
Speaker 1: Louis find Wow, okay, well over any of us, but
Speaker 1: no Dodger fans at all. And Dodgers, Yeah, we're coming back.
Speaker 1: We're coming back. You hear you hear a voice, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I actually feel like I'm in good hands
Speaker 1: right now. This is why the Cardinals. There's nothing to
Speaker 1: eat about the Cardinal I hate Missouri girls. Girls, you're
Speaker 1: both pretty guys. There's a new voice in town. I
Speaker 1: gave some crack cocaine yesterday to this man and I
Speaker 1: hooked him in. I basically I did a I went
Speaker 1: and I got some money yesterday and it was so fun.
Speaker 1: I went. They let me out of my pod. They
Speaker 1: tested everybody. They jammed something up to the back of
Speaker 1: my eye balls don't have COVID. That's because I haven't
Speaker 1: left my pod since two thousand and eight. So I've
Speaker 1: been ready for this pandemic. And uh, I got to
Speaker 1: go do the Meredith Via game show twenty five Words
Speaker 1: or Less. And this is my second time this year
Speaker 1: I've got I want to go do it. I had
Speaker 1: so much fun. This gentleman was there both times, so
Speaker 1: I felt like I laid the foundation for my friendship.
Speaker 1: At August thirty one, I wrote it in my dirtal
Speaker 1: dear diary, I made a friend today, and it's almost
Speaker 1: like we're in contract with each other. I mean, you're
Speaker 1: only your second day on the show, and we were
Speaker 1: were in my mind you're never not at that show
Speaker 1: that and which is fine by Mary. I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1: I also want to say I feel like this is
Speaker 1: my friend that I've made in twenty because this is
Speaker 1: the person that I've now hung out with twice without
Speaker 1: a mask on Now we've been far apart and outside,
Speaker 1: but we were both tested. I I saw him have
Speaker 1: a stick up his nose and mine, so I was
Speaker 1: able to actually speak and hang and I have laughed
Speaker 1: so hard already with like so hard with this gentleman.
Speaker 1: Where and then this person, yes or a was time
Speaker 1: of The Bachelor, and I was like, oh, hold the phone,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. You like the Bachelor? And he was like,
Speaker 1: not only do I like the Bachelor, I'm friends with
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison, who we now call Captain Harrison just in
Speaker 1: case you guys Captain Harrison. So Captain he's friends with
Speaker 1: Captain Harrison, and he he was excited to watch the premiere,
Speaker 1: and I knew that this person was friends with Rob
Speaker 1: of the Bad Hat, and I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be so fun. So here we go. Um,
Speaker 1: you may know this person. I mean, can I just
Speaker 1: say the credits the credits for this gentleman, you guys.
Speaker 1: He played Resistance pilot Temix Wexler in s STOT. Let's
Speaker 1: stop right there. I wasn't. I wasn't an accountant, and
Speaker 1: so the name is Wexley, not Wexler. That's my handwriting.
Speaker 1: No one knows me as Tim and Wexler. It's it's
Speaker 1: Snap Wexley. But that's my favorite introduction. No, get ready
Speaker 1: against better, It gets better. He was also on Alias.
Speaker 1: He was also on Felicity, but he's probably best known
Speaker 1: as wolf Gang Hooker or Stanley Bronze from Silk Stockings
Speaker 1: or two different parts. Two they cast you twice, two
Speaker 1: different characters. Yeah. I was so sexy on Silk Stockings
Speaker 1: that they brought me back, as we call a backdoor pilot.
Speaker 1: We did a pilot the last episode of the season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the time I got more hate mail than
Speaker 1: ever because people were expecting to see the last episode
Speaker 1: of Silk Stockings and they saw the first episode of
Speaker 1: our new show, and so it just it died. See
Speaker 1: you got you were a backdoor lover on Silks. I've been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been a back door for many times with two
Speaker 1: different names. And they may also know you um as
Speaker 1: Brad Carver on Diagnosis Murder Ladies and gentlemen Gregg. Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's like my dad introducing me. None of the big
Speaker 1: credit Snow heroes. I started with Star Wars. I feel
Speaker 1: like I was so excited. I'm here as a fan
Speaker 1: of yours. I love you so much when you told
Speaker 1: me that Rob was involved. Now I see Aaron's Aaron
Speaker 1: and I have a little history anyway, so much fun. Well,
Speaker 1: get ready because you're never you're It's like the Hotel California.
Speaker 1: You can check in to be except this Rosby can
Speaker 1: literally never leave. You're never gonna leave. Also, Tanna Banana
Speaker 1: will be joining us later, but we have with us.
Speaker 1: Miss Katie, Loving Katie. Come on Katie, Hi, Hi, you're
Speaker 1: positive energy. I'm very excited. I'm very excited to talk
Speaker 1: about the show. And I have been at Laquita to Rob.
Speaker 1: It's very nice to upgrade my life. It's it's gonna
Speaker 1: get out of code. Honestly, I'm sure it's gonna be
Speaker 1: way more popular now. But it wasn't like crazy expensive.
Speaker 1: It really Wasn't it beautiful? It's it's actually beautiful. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been there too. I was out there for a
Speaker 1: baseball tournament. We travel all the time for these baseball tournaments.
Speaker 1: That place is just nice. Yeah, it's really a lot
Speaker 1: nicer than I expected. Right, we need to go, Aron,
Speaker 1: We need to go. Yeah, I know Ard was baseball tournament.
Speaker 1: Now Greg and I were going to be best friends.
Speaker 1: Can we wrap this up? You know, it's really close
Speaker 1: to his Indian Wells where they did a tennis tournament.
Speaker 1: It's like down the street. H I actually know my
Speaker 1: life partner well enough that I knew when he said
Speaker 1: baseball tournament. I actually saw her. She has she has
Speaker 1: a good poker face. I saw her lock in and
Speaker 1: I knew what was happening, and I saw the wheels turning,
Speaker 1: and I thought, this is my friend. Oh, eron, we
Speaker 1: have to talk both. My My son plays a center
Speaker 1: field for l M U. Oh my god, I'm going
Speaker 1: to games. I go to c l A softball games.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to LM U Baseball games absolutely beat
Speaker 1: you last year. Anyway, very excited to talk to you
Speaker 1: about that offline, offline, offline. And before we get going,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say for the fans out there, first
Speaker 1: of all, we're back. We're so and thanks for sticking
Speaker 1: with us for those horrible Goat episodes. We did wan
Speaker 1: Pablo this year. We did Listen to Your Heart, which
Speaker 1: was a journey. Also, there is now a fan club
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I want to hear about your upbringing.
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Speaker 1: five pm Pacific, eight pm Eastern, etcetera, etcetera. Let's get
Speaker 1: to it. I'm gonna overall headline and I'm stunned to
Speaker 1: be saying this. I actually think No. I went into
Speaker 1: the season, I did not like Claire. Let me just
Speaker 1: start out. I was excited for an older bachelorette. I
Speaker 1: was happy that it was not a twenty three year old.
Speaker 1: I didn't I was not and declared Claire's not funny.
Speaker 1: That being said, I actually think if if she didn't
Speaker 1: take it to eleven, Claire had the possibility of being
Speaker 1: an excellent bachelorette. And here is why I feel like,
Speaker 1: this is the last woman in this franchise that legitimately
Speaker 1: has come here who wants to get married and find
Speaker 1: her husband. And it actually if she wasn't so crazy
Speaker 1: that she decides immediately and as like a full body
Speaker 1: shake or gasm upon greeting and literally is like wrap
Speaker 1: it up. Like, if she could have just played it
Speaker 1: a little cooler. My overall headline is, I actually think
Speaker 1: Claire has the potential, if she could have just paste
Speaker 1: it out a little bit, to have been a really
Speaker 1: good Bachelor. Because she's she. I believe she's not here
Speaker 1: for Instagram followers. I think she's a nice person. I
Speaker 1: think her story with her father who passed away and
Speaker 1: her mom right now, like she's a real person that's
Speaker 1: having kind of a tough journey. She's very pretty. I
Speaker 1: actually think she has much more. I actually thought this
Speaker 1: could be a really fun season and she could have
Speaker 1: just played it cool and made it the whole season.
Speaker 1: Um And I'm going to enjoy her four episodes or
Speaker 1: so until she like races off into the horny sunset.
Speaker 1: Gregg Grindberg take it away. I just want to say, so,
Speaker 1: having not watched the last couple of Bachelor, Bachelor, that's whatever. Um,
Speaker 1: So I tune in and I have the same reaction
Speaker 1: you do. I watched from the very beginning right and
Speaker 1: I watched with my wife Elizabeth, and I love love
Speaker 1: the show. Chris Harrison very good friend. Chris Harrison stole
Speaker 1: one of my children at an all inclusive we'll get
Speaker 1: into that later. But um watching, I'm watching her backstory,
Speaker 1: and yes, I'm loving her, like I really love her.
Speaker 1: I think she's sincere. And what I love is that
Speaker 1: she comes with so much experience and she's just she's
Speaker 1: cut to the chase. She knows, which you know. It's like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm married for twenty seven years. I'm not the right
Speaker 1: guy to be asking this. But if I was out
Speaker 1: there right now, um, god forbid, I would be like
Speaker 1: I would just be pushing all the ship out of
Speaker 1: my way to get what I want. And so but
Speaker 1: Elizabeth didn't see the opening, didn't see the backstory, didn't
Speaker 1: see all that, and immediately looks at her on screen
Speaker 1: and watches her for about thirty seconds. He goes, I
Speaker 1: hate her, and I was like, oh my god. And
Speaker 1: then she sat for a little bit longer and started
Speaker 1: to learn and saw the sincerity and it's I totally
Speaker 1: agree with you. I was surprised to feel that way
Speaker 1: because we did. I because I didn't start until Caitlin season,
Speaker 1: so I I just watched one Poblic season. I only
Speaker 1: knew her from being a little cuckoo on Paradise and um,
Speaker 1: and she was a lot on one public season, and
Speaker 1: I have to say, Aaron Foley, I have to say
Speaker 1: I enjoyed her last night. I uh, and it was
Speaker 1: fun to see somebody that actually you felt like, it's
Speaker 1: like I want my husband, Aaron Folly. What did you think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was. Um. I watched with my partner Sarah, and
Speaker 1: I just had to remind her several times um to
Speaker 1: that she has to put the premise of the show
Speaker 1: in the Bound on the back burner because she's like,
Speaker 1: who are these people? And I'm like, no, that's not
Speaker 1: the right person to watch the show with. Nope. But
Speaker 1: then she reminds she she was like, oh that's right,
Speaker 1: Like this is this is cret Crave world, right, So
Speaker 1: then we were we were I mean I was into
Speaker 1: it from uh, from from the first get go. She
Speaker 1: she um. Anyways, Sarah's on board, and we both found
Speaker 1: her very sincere. In fact, I like choked up a
Speaker 1: couple of times in the beginning, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I love that she's thirty nine, she knows what she wants.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, I'm still still in it,
Speaker 1: still excited that it's her. But then yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you can just see the seams are about to unravel
Speaker 1: and they just want someone to button her up a
Speaker 1: little and just stay in the stay in the lane.
Speaker 1: She did well for a hot second, Like whereas Hannah,
Speaker 1: Like when when they brought the drama to her, and
Speaker 1: we'll get to that. But when they brought to the
Speaker 1: drama to her, she was like, Okay, you guys deal
Speaker 1: with this. I'm a thirty nine year old looking for
Speaker 1: a ring. The clock is ticking, Like, I feel like
Speaker 1: Hannah would have been so upset, like you're demming something
Speaker 1: like other bachelorettes have been sidetracked by that. She just
Speaker 1: picked flickted. I was like, where's Dale, Rob Benedet? Overall headline,
Speaker 1: how did you feel about Clara's the Bachelorette? Okay, so
Speaker 1: coming into it, I did not know that she was.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this season. I knew that
Speaker 1: there was a headline that she like, I thought the
Speaker 1: headline was that she found her guy and she quit
Speaker 1: the show. That's kind of all I news. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if that was happening in the first episode or what.
Speaker 1: So I'm watching it going like, you know, what what
Speaker 1: is this? Um? Yeah, I've always I've seen her in
Speaker 1: all of her appearances. She for me, she borders on
Speaker 1: a little bit annoying, but I also think she's kind
Speaker 1: of cute and I'm rooting. I'm rooting for it, right.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do well, um, but she just she
Speaker 1: comes in hot, Like that conversation with that dude talk
Speaker 1: about her boobs for a second. Oh my god, wrap
Speaker 1: are those real? Ladies? I don't know, Katie. I was
Speaker 1: enjoying them. I was enjoying them in the preview for
Speaker 1: the in the preview for the next episode, they were
Speaker 1: extra I feel I will see that her face feels
Speaker 1: the same, like I feel like she because a lot
Speaker 1: of she actually a lot of the much younger contestant
Speaker 1: is you know. It's a people love to have a
Speaker 1: plumped up like there's a whole thing now where people
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, I got injections. She appears visually actually
Speaker 1: like just like she's looking pretty similar to how she
Speaker 1: looks seven years ago. She her face looks the same.
Speaker 1: I mean, God bless her if those are real and
Speaker 1: if they're not real, my compliments to the surgeon chef.
Speaker 1: The chef. I here's the thing, though, I kind of
Speaker 1: feel like she's speaking like this is it like you're
Speaker 1: you're one of these guys, and you go, she's never
Speaker 1: gonna look better than this, and she looks amazing, but
Speaker 1: you can immediately I was like, Okay, she's beautiful. That dress,
Speaker 1: Holy sh it, and she looked gorgeous. But she has
Speaker 1: so much more than what you see. I mean that
Speaker 1: she seems like a beautiful person. However, you just mentioned
Speaker 1: the previews. I'm sorry, maybe i'm you know when she says,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just meant my husband, I'm shaking.
Speaker 1: Then in the previews you see her fucking making out
Speaker 1: with seventeen guys know what's going on the show, But
Speaker 1: that's the fun of Claire Claire. Katie, do you think
Speaker 1: real or fake? You got your Mike ready to go,
Speaker 1: and we went right to you. I consider and you
Speaker 1: I'm pretty like the adult in the room, Katie. What's
Speaker 1: your what's your? What's vice principal? Levine? Do you think
Speaker 1: they are real or fake? Well? They were big on
Speaker 1: one public seas until because I remember we talked about
Speaker 1: that she had big boobs, her classics were an elegant
Speaker 1: kind of think they might be real. She kind of
Speaker 1: seems like the type of woman that wouldn't do it
Speaker 1: in a way because, like you said, she doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like she's had much other work done. Where the younger
Speaker 1: girls come on and they're so cute and they're like
Speaker 1: twenty five years old and then suddenly they look forty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they get so much work done. And she really
Speaker 1: hasn't changed from one public season to now, which was
Speaker 1: seven years. Yeah, she's always been changed. The build she's
Speaker 1: had of them built like a brickshit. Yeah, so maybe
Speaker 1: it's real and she did it, she did it early.
Speaker 1: But yes, a lot of the young girls will go
Speaker 1: in between the season, between the main season and Paradise,
Speaker 1: they'll come back with a whole new system. I'm also
Speaker 1: trying to remember her, like seven sisters had big boobs
Speaker 1: and I can't seven she was, I hate she was
Speaker 1: like a bell of the ball. Yeah, but I mean
Speaker 1: they were also she was like the baby like she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, they were all ten years older than
Speaker 1: her um at least, So I don't know. I kind
Speaker 1: of think they're real though. All right, here we are.
Speaker 1: And it's also like let's time track. Let's say this
Speaker 1: was fascinating just to see as as producers, let's time
Speaker 1: travel back to like watching George Stephanopolis announced coronavirus and
Speaker 1: like ambulance runs and like, I actually feel there's some
Speaker 1: stuff they got, they did well, and some stuff that
Speaker 1: people kept tweeting in that like Chris Harrison, they kept
Speaker 1: treating like everyone's primary care physicians seemed to be like
Speaker 1: delivering all the results and like, Okay, So she's thirty
Speaker 1: nine and she's like here we go, Um, this is it, um,
Speaker 1: and we see some quick previews opening shots of some
Speaker 1: rude guy going expected way more from the oldest bachelor
Speaker 1: at whoever that is rude, rude by UM. And then
Speaker 1: Claire she they you know, I think they like her
Speaker 1: standing up for Stuf because she stood up for Tuan Pablo,
Speaker 1: the older spectress that stayed single, because I didn't sell
Speaker 1: up for men like that. And I thought Mike Jock,
Speaker 1: Greg Grnberg I see shaking her head with I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a chef's kiss. You like that? No, I
Speaker 1: loved it. I mean, look, Aaron, could you have written
Speaker 1: a scene better than that to catapult and to to
Speaker 1: you know, keep us engaged for however many episodes she
Speaker 1: stays on. I was like, this is incredible. By the way,
Speaker 1: the way they craft the show I've had on my podcast.
Speaker 1: I had Chris and I had Ken Fuchs. Ken is
Speaker 1: the director and one of my greatest friends. He his
Speaker 1: son played baseball Aaron with my son in high school.
Speaker 1: But um, but in talking to them, I could not
Speaker 1: get them to admit that any of these moments are
Speaker 1: fake or or fabricated or taken out of context. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it is late night alcohol. It just feels
Speaker 1: like late night alohol could have been better than what
Speaker 1: they showed you. It's so the settled. I will not
Speaker 1: settle for men, like but I screamed. I screamed that
Speaker 1: line in my twenties, I will not settle for men.
Speaker 1: Yet then I started dating with women. So I, Claire,
Speaker 1: I get you. Um yeah, I I I'm like sort
Speaker 1: of learning a couple of pieces of information for you guys.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know anything of of what happens,
Speaker 1: or if I just assumed that she's going to finish
Speaker 1: the show and everything's gonna be fine, so I I,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They showed that last night where they said,
Speaker 1: you know, what the hell is going on? Are they
Speaker 1: going to bring in a new bachelor? What's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: So but they just yeah, but I guess it's just that,
Speaker 1: like I've been watching this show since the thirties and
Speaker 1: this ship. They always tease something and then you get
Speaker 1: to it and you go, oh my god, she bumped
Speaker 1: into a doorway, you know, and there an ambulance goes by.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just gonna assue that. The limo pulls
Speaker 1: up and she gets out of the limo again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I mean, I don't. I don't some big thing
Speaker 1: there's been we talked about this last week. There's been
Speaker 1: pretty open. I mean, I won't say anything. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say any I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say anything. Um okay, So I don't want to look,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to sort of shocked by that. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna you know that. I go out of my
Speaker 1: way to keep myself not only in a pandemic bubble,
Speaker 1: but in a I do not do spoilers and like
Speaker 1: so this thing literally is on like the cover like
Speaker 1: People magazine, like Jess apparently, like I think the Bachelor
Speaker 1: announced there's something that they publicly announced. Oh oh you
Speaker 1: want to I will not here come Sanna Anna Banana.
Speaker 1: Here's our Brianna, Greg Gronberg, meet Anna. We just all agreed, Hi,
Speaker 1: Tanna Banana. We just all agreed that we thought Claire
Speaker 1: was a good bachelorette because she wants a husband band.
Speaker 1: I agree, and Aaron and Greg and Rob know nothing
Speaker 1: about what happens at all at all. Okay, here we
Speaker 1: go so um So we see her in Sacramento and
Speaker 1: she gets this call and I love that they film
Speaker 1: it on her. She has to act surprise, but there's
Speaker 1: like a full camera crew in her bedroom filming her
Speaker 1: yet herself. Rob Benedict, what did you think when you
Speaker 1: saw the light, Claire. We've been on a lot of journeys.
Speaker 1: He's like, ah, like a lot a lot of journeys,
Speaker 1: Like like do you want to be here? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god God, and I'm so glad
Speaker 1: my hair's done and my makeup is perfect, and there's
Speaker 1: this man in the corner of my room filming me
Speaker 1: film this. And then she looks at the guy off camera,
Speaker 1: It's like is this for real? Like, honey, come on,
Speaker 1: you know it's for real, And like, why is he
Speaker 1: standing in your room? Eric? Fully, what did you think
Speaker 1: watching that? Announcement, Oh killer opening. You know what did
Speaker 1: she not know? Did she know Gundberg? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I agree, it's it was one of those things. And
Speaker 1: my son Sam was watching with me and he he
Speaker 1: looks at me and I said, it's weird, right, And
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, why is it weird? I said, because
Speaker 1: there's a camera guy hurt in her bedroom. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just it's so. You know, there's that addiction show.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys ever watched that show
Speaker 1: where they when they follow an addict like a heroin
Speaker 1: addict whatever, intervention, intervention now an intervention. There was a
Speaker 1: moment someone went into a bathroom stall and shot up
Speaker 1: and then you saw a closeup of the needle. Now
Speaker 1: there's only one camera. That means they had to ask
Speaker 1: that person to shoot up twice. And dude, this is
Speaker 1: what drives me nuts about these reality shows where you go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and do you think that was the
Speaker 1: only take. I mean, they asked her to to have
Speaker 1: that conversation on the phone a couple of times. It's
Speaker 1: just those are the moments that I don't want to
Speaker 1: think about. Also, last night, she said, I know there
Speaker 1: are bigger things in the world and people that are dying.
Speaker 1: But I'm so excited to be here in fall moment.
Speaker 1: Hot man, I man, and I didn't want to be
Speaker 1: reminded of the reality. I was lost for for a
Speaker 1: couple of hours in the show, and I really loved it.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I felt so. I actually felt
Speaker 1: like that they showed us. It sounds like they did
Speaker 1: it right, like and I'm glad that they showed us
Speaker 1: that these guys like that they took their time, they
Speaker 1: lacked I wasn't. I know. Some people tweeted us how
Speaker 1: nervous they were seeing the people like all in the
Speaker 1: limos together and stuff like that, but that but I
Speaker 1: did feel like, oh, they did the producer as somebody
Speaker 1: who's been very very afraid of this disease and has
Speaker 1: been very very very socially distanced. I felt like they
Speaker 1: showed us that they did it right. So so they go,
Speaker 1: so she's the camera. So then they show like her announcement,
Speaker 1: she's on Good Morning America. She's got her one shoulder gown.
Speaker 1: She's coming out boom boom, here she comes and uh
Speaker 1: and then they she has like a voice over how
Speaker 1: she's always chosen jerks. They did not mention that she
Speaker 1: got engaged. They cut out they mentioned to go round
Speaker 1: on Batlor in Paradise, they mentioned Juan Pablo. They didn't
Speaker 1: mend that she did Bachelor Winter Games and got engaged
Speaker 1: on air to a man named Ben Wah. They didn't
Speaker 1: do you remember that she was engaged? And people it's like,
Speaker 1: did he watched this DVD? Like up the real when
Speaker 1: you're like the main character in the show who's been
Speaker 1: is Ben Waff from another He was French Canadian. He
Speaker 1: was French Canadian. It was the It was not a
Speaker 1: popular thing. It was supposed to be like Paradise, but
Speaker 1: it was international and we watched and he was like
Speaker 1: and Dean had a relationship with some other woman and
Speaker 1: there the Australian couple. Her boobs are not looking as
Speaker 1: good right now to me? Yeah right, I mean it's
Speaker 1: history and they didn't and they that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They're used boobs. You've got it. Just that's full disclosure.
Speaker 1: If I'm buying that property, I want to know that
Speaker 1: those boobs have been a rocket? Was she and they
Speaker 1: just they they she got produced to like she got
Speaker 1: proposed to on on like after the final rows like
Speaker 1: they they they edded they were there, it was on
Speaker 1: their stage. They did not edit that in yesterday. But
Speaker 1: what do you say, like if they would have shown that,
Speaker 1: are you I think they like this. I think they
Speaker 1: I don't know. Just it was an interesting omission because
Speaker 1: we all watched her run off and go, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's the last time we saw her in a so
Speaker 1: they said she's never she's basically they played up always
Speaker 1: the bridesmaid, never the bride. But it's like you were
Speaker 1: the you had a ring on your finger, he was
Speaker 1: down on one knee, and you said, yes, that's the
Speaker 1: last we saw you. Do you think that would have
Speaker 1: made her seemed like a slut, like she's been through
Speaker 1: this so many times, or or don't believe don't believe
Speaker 1: her this time, even if she's said, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's interesting they like to do the Cinderella story.
Speaker 1: I think I think it also makes her look like
Speaker 1: more of a wild card because like they weren't even dating.
Speaker 1: They went on like two dates and then he came
Speaker 1: back and then afterwards immediately proposed, and then so it
Speaker 1: fell a little bit. I don't think they want to
Speaker 1: like start with a failed engagement as she's about to
Speaker 1: try to get engaged, you know, because something like for me,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, And now I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want to know that. So I think that's a
Speaker 1: good omission, you know what I mean. It keeps me
Speaker 1: like going. But now I know that maybe she's fleeing
Speaker 1: the scene Fand so then we get to so then
Speaker 1: the coronavirus strikes and everybody's sheltering in place, and and um,
Speaker 1: we see her filing her nails as her dog, which
Speaker 1: I did enjoy the app that put her dog had
Speaker 1: on something. Um. And I will say this part of
Speaker 1: the story teared me up. When she was cooked making
Speaker 1: cookies and she was bringing her mom. Her mom is
Speaker 1: in a care facility, her mom has all summers in dementia,
Speaker 1: and she brings her mom treats and she has to
Speaker 1: go see her through the window. I mean, she's had
Speaker 1: a hard road, a legitimately hard run. Couldn't get over
Speaker 1: the cookies. They didn't look good. They didn't look baked right.
Speaker 1: They look like like some really natural like they look
Speaker 1: like granola bars and they should have been cookies. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I just with a couple of em paths on her
Speaker 1: hands with Greg and Rob. Here, you guys are a
Speaker 1: real feeling it a path to a moment last night
Speaker 1: that the greatest. Oh my god, that was great, dude.
Speaker 1: That was like that was like going to see a
Speaker 1: fortune teller and they're just grabbing straws like she's so
Speaker 1: into him. He could have gone, I breathe oxygen the greatest.
Speaker 1: Think this morning, Rob, I took a poop this morning.
Speaker 1: I knew it. Did they go to Laquinta? Anna? Have
Speaker 1: you stayed at Laquinta? No, it's so you Me and
Speaker 1: I haven't with girls. Katie and Rob and Greg have
Speaker 1: all been. They've all been to liking to and they
Speaker 1: said it's nice. So they go and they go and
Speaker 1: she's like, we're the only people in the world that
Speaker 1: can date. There's this crazy thing called COVID and she
Speaker 1: lines up like Aaron fully take it. It's just that
Speaker 1: like you're cheering for her. I'm tearing up. I actually,
Speaker 1: unlike Robin, Greg was sad about her mother's condition and
Speaker 1: then and then then she just and then you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, you just like every third sentence of Claire,
Speaker 1: you go, oh gool but you know, you just want
Speaker 1: her to just nope no. Watching her quarantine, it was
Speaker 1: also like somebody tweeted at us like, oh, it's so relatable,
Speaker 1: like fully blown out hair, like TV ready makeup and
Speaker 1: like this five star hotel, doing yoga with my crystals.
Speaker 1: That's exactly how I looked mid March, like you know,
Speaker 1: like like can I bought him, As Rob knows, I
Speaker 1: bought him every jar of coconut oil at the store
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm not gonna need refrigeration, Rob, I'm set.
Speaker 1: I could keep myself alive on fat until September. It
Speaker 1: looked like she was like filming a long weekend at
Speaker 1: a hotel, like like like getting ready to party. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: so um, she's got butterflies, bring it on. And so
Speaker 1: then we see the COVID tests, Anna, did you enjoy
Speaker 1: watching these dudes get this? Like that was when the
Speaker 1: COVID tests were major, major, major. Rob's hand is up.
Speaker 1: I saw Rob. I was just gonna say, I just
Speaker 1: got back from shooting and and I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've been on set with one day at a time
Speaker 1: if it's been like this, but I just, uh, I
Speaker 1: felt for the guys because it's for real, you have
Speaker 1: to take it like three times a week. And when
Speaker 1: you're shooting and it's and they get up into your brain.
Speaker 1: It's it's really it's really like that where you're like
Speaker 1: sneezing and your eyes are watering. It's pretty bad. Greg
Speaker 1: and I had it. They're not. I guess it's thorough
Speaker 1: at twenty. No, once they hit a booger, they go, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like like, we're good, We're good. I haven't had
Speaker 1: that brain scrape that everybody I have that once. Rob's
Speaker 1: absolutely right, it is. And and the doctor who did it, um,
Speaker 1: he was like, breathe out, breathe out, breathe out. So
Speaker 1: at least he gave me the you know, because if
Speaker 1: you're breathing out of your nose, it doesn't hurt as much.
Speaker 1: But if you were doing that that often at or less. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every time I go now because I skip a day,
Speaker 1: it's it's not that bad though for us that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a false negative because I don't think that
Speaker 1: they go, I don't think it's the same. It's not
Speaker 1: the pipe cleaner. It's different. Um, I don't think you
Speaker 1: have to. I don't think you have to do that,
Speaker 1: but they certainly want to be thorough and see they're
Speaker 1: doing it. They told me to wiggle my toes. That's
Speaker 1: supposed to it all sounds awful. Yeah, And I want
Speaker 1: to say because Anna and I did draft picks last week,
Speaker 1: and um, I want to say in somebody also, I
Speaker 1: think Sane Constant was the one who tweeted at us
Speaker 1: they to fire their ABC photographer because these guys are
Speaker 1: so much cuter in person. The photos online are so unflattering.
Speaker 1: And I thought a lot of these guys were adorable.
Speaker 1: That the ones that it felt like there was no
Speaker 1: picks for her and I thought they were a lot
Speaker 1: of them are really cute. Yeah, I agree that the
Speaker 1: photos are never good. They always look at people, always
Speaker 1: look just a little off, and you see them in person,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh they're gorgeous. They're Yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was shocking. Okay, So here we go. We meet that
Speaker 1: douche Bennett from Harvard. He was a total Harvard douche.
Speaker 1: The guy that's just so they're all hanging out in
Speaker 1: their hotel rooms now. It's interesting because I don't know
Speaker 1: if we're gonna have as much of the like hatred
Speaker 1: in fighting as happens when adult males have to share
Speaker 1: bunk beds, six bunk beds to a room when you
Speaker 1: get to go home at night to your private room.
Speaker 1: Now that they've all passed COVID, shouldn't they put twelve
Speaker 1: bunk beds in a room and make them all hang out?
Speaker 1: Aaron Fully, what do you think about that? Yeah? That
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, this is like really fan see
Speaker 1: and nice, like where's the where is the drunken angry
Speaker 1: like testaster own drama, like when you're just like pool
Speaker 1: side and then you go back to your like l
Speaker 1: A that's the word. Uh yeah, I I I agree.
Speaker 1: If it was just like a barn out back of
Speaker 1: the La Quinta and like just just kind of the
Speaker 1: shittier the beds, the more, you know, I want to
Speaker 1: see some punches. You want people to be more overtired
Speaker 1: to it because they're all sleeping together, and like you
Speaker 1: want to really jam up, like the exhaustion level. I
Speaker 1: didn't do a watching one person jump on a bunk
Speaker 1: bed and hit his head on the ceiling. There's so
Speaker 1: much of that footage is going to be regretted over
Speaker 1: and over again in their lives. These guys, it was
Speaker 1: douche bags. On parade. I could not believe it. I
Speaker 1: was like the guy that was was meditating on the
Speaker 1: couch and on the chair, and who's never who's never
Speaker 1: meditating data's life, no exactly, and the guy take your
Speaker 1: fucking straight jacket off, dude. Okay, joke made. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: jumping ahead, I know, but I will say in the
Speaker 1: rooms and I I am the ding dong that I
Speaker 1: fear a producer could get their hands on and go okay,
Speaker 1: just okay, go sit over there. I know I am
Speaker 1: malleable and a producer. I've had like the zany shots
Speaker 1: that like the photo thing. I'm like, now I'll be
Speaker 1: like like I hold the pen and be like that,
Speaker 1: you know, like like I am the wacky one that
Speaker 1: they the photographer will talk and to put like put
Speaker 1: chocolate ice cream on your face and it looks like
Speaker 1: your face is like covered and ship and then that's
Speaker 1: like the photo gallery. That's like yeah, and also with
Speaker 1: the chiron that comes up. I mean it was it
Speaker 1: was fitness Guru, fitness this uh personal trainer that I'm like,
Speaker 1: and then you know they all seem to be in
Speaker 1: the fitness business. It was and football players, well we
Speaker 1: were talking about this at the end of the season,
Speaker 1: you know, for the the the the challenge. So they
Speaker 1: had a hard time casting Claire season. They had a
Speaker 1: hard time getting guys to apply. And if you think
Speaker 1: about it, most thirty nine year old men are either
Speaker 1: married or like have a job enough that they can't
Speaker 1: take three months off to go live in like in
Speaker 1: Theory and like Calabasas, and and they're not as thirsty
Speaker 1: for Instagram followers. So you're like, it's like, I think
Speaker 1: it's a harder group to get a group of guys
Speaker 1: that are like sort of the right kind of there.
Speaker 1: This is not what they desire as much. Aaron Foley, Well,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, Sarah and I had a
Speaker 1: serious conversation over breakfast that lasted way too long about
Speaker 1: the casting of this. Yeah, we were like if you're
Speaker 1: if you're because we were like wire zero twenty six
Speaker 1: year old boy band manager, like, why can't can I
Speaker 1: get Can I get more specific? He has a thirty
Speaker 1: nine year old boy band cover band manager. We read
Speaker 1: that letter, t is they manages cover bands of boy bands?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's my favorite. Wait, all these guys
Speaker 1: are thirty nine. One of them was one of one
Speaker 1: of them, but but most of them are twenty seven,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty nine, and we're like, you know, Claire's thirty nine,
Speaker 1: which is so refreshing. We've had preschoolers for seven seasons
Speaker 1: and it's so irritating. So we're like, why aren't there
Speaker 1: fifty year old men? They're like, why aren't there like
Speaker 1: to defate, and I realized the only time you say
Speaker 1: the word age appropriate is when you're in your forties.
Speaker 1: But anyway, um, and then you get now we got
Speaker 1: half a season of Dingdongs, and Sarah I were like,
Speaker 1: what you said are on And it's like, well that
Speaker 1: people that are probably very much her match. They're not
Speaker 1: gonna be able to take two months off and go
Speaker 1: to La Quita or or Instagram or any of that,
Speaker 1: or even let's just say, let's say they know it's
Speaker 1: the pandemic. If they are single, they probably are divorced
Speaker 1: with kids, right, so they probably still like homeschooling. Like
Speaker 1: you can't be like, sorry, Marjorie, I know I'm paying
Speaker 1: you alimony. I'm gonna go try to funk illediately keen
Speaker 1: to for three months homeschool the kids while you got
Speaker 1: the zoom link or try try to get a three
Speaker 1: month conjugal visit. It's not easy. Yeah, you're in a pandemic.
Speaker 1: Of course, the twenty six dingle Ling would get on
Speaker 1: a plane and be like, I'm gonna roll the doors.
Speaker 1: Somebody did stay last night. Somebody did stay last night.
Speaker 1: I know that is is everybody whose athletic career didn't
Speaker 1: work out. And they're like, well, uh, somebody said last
Speaker 1: night and I thought, no, you didn't. Somebody said I
Speaker 1: gave up so much to be here. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: none of us at this point in March, none of
Speaker 1: us are doing anything. Actually, you're having the most fun
Speaker 1: of anybody. Like you're drinking, you're hanging out, you're in
Speaker 1: a nice hotel. Like I would have killed have been
Speaker 1: a contestant a clear season if I could. I mean,
Speaker 1: we've all played football. I mean, come on, you think
Speaker 1: I didn't play football, excuse me part and played line
Speaker 1: back when everybody played football. We're all ex football players
Speaker 1: getting line dale, Oh, soccer, other football. I made a
Speaker 1: lot of basket I made a lot of baskets, A
Speaker 1: lot of baskets. Uh, we're gonna do an adam. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back. Oh, I need a sexual time out. Gay,
Speaker 1: we're back. Um what a nd? Okay, God, what an act? Guys.
Speaker 1: That was an ad, Guys, we did our ad. Love
Speaker 1: that product? Oh god, I love that product. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you kidding me? You think you better
Speaker 1: than me? That's a fucking product. So let me see
Speaker 1: like my cousin Vinny, are you Oh my god, are you?
Speaker 1: Are you rather? Have you never done this? Back a bag? Sorry? Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: we're not on the phone. What I said, excent? He
Speaker 1: confused me? Are you doing baby boom? I was? I
Speaker 1: got so confused. I thought I was a boom And okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So we were about to get to the fun stuff.
Speaker 1: We have to have a heart to heart with Captain Harrison.
Speaker 1: They go to some room Captain Harrison and Claire seven
Speaker 1: years ago. Claire, who was that woman? Who was that
Speaker 1: woman that the say goodbye to want Pablo? And she's well, Captain,
Speaker 1: that woman, that girl she was an abuse. She was
Speaker 1: in an abusive relationship and she got away. Now I
Speaker 1: didn't know that she goes, but I wanted to tell
Speaker 1: her I'm proud of you for trying again. And I've
Speaker 1: been in therapy and I'm ready and I know, and
Speaker 1: I cheered up. I cheered up. She goes, I know
Speaker 1: my dad would be proud that he would want me
Speaker 1: to find a real man who treats women like well.
Speaker 1: And he wanted he made this DVD that Ben Watt
Speaker 1: did not get to see that the last few weeks
Speaker 1: of his life, he wasn't worried about himself. He was
Speaker 1: thinking about the life and and been marrying his daughter,
Speaker 1: and he wanted his daughter to be taken care of.
Speaker 1: And she said, I would have said to that, young lady,
Speaker 1: I am proud of you. Just show it up and
Speaker 1: just doing it. You've always shown up. I try my best.
Speaker 1: I am here. I have never given up. I never will.
Speaker 1: I have not given up on love just by showing up,
Speaker 1: I still deserve it. I show up. That is what
Speaker 1: it takes. I walk into the sunset. What's the bite
Speaker 1: of my dreams? I show h that's your new monologue.
Speaker 1: At that moment, that's when I wanted Chris to go,
Speaker 1: do you show up? I mean, how many times did
Speaker 1: she say? Can I just say? Because Chris is such
Speaker 1: a dear friend of mine, he is so good at
Speaker 1: what he does, he had to call him Captain on
Speaker 1: this show. I'm sorry, Captain Captain Carson, and that was
Speaker 1: the only time. By the way you see, you see Chris,
Speaker 1: he's a good looking dude and he's he looks better
Speaker 1: than ever by the way he looks bad. If he
Speaker 1: looks really good. He dyed his hair. Um he you
Speaker 1: see him. And I know Gwen, his ex wife, who
Speaker 1: is just absolutely lovely, like so great, beautiful, sweet, great mom.
Speaker 1: And I just look at I go, this is the
Speaker 1: first time that I'm seeing him sitting next to a
Speaker 1: girl that's kind of close to his age, Like I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this wouldn't be him robbing the cradle.
Speaker 1: And he gives her a hug. Remember, he was like,
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to hug. Let's hug. Everybody did
Speaker 1: the hug where they kind of put their butt out,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to this isn't a real hug.
Speaker 1: They all got a taste of her boobs against their chest.
Speaker 1: But Chris is such a gentleman. He's so good at
Speaker 1: and you can imagine that by the way he's hilarious
Speaker 1: all the ship that they cut out of the show
Speaker 1: that he must say and then they can't use it.
Speaker 1: He picked up he picked up all that, all that,
Speaker 1: the armory, whatever that is. Anyway, he I just want
Speaker 1: to give him kudos just because how is his hug?
Speaker 1: What did he did he do the full body hug? No,
Speaker 1: he was a gentleman. He gave a good, good, good hug.
Speaker 1: But my brother is openly creepy hugger. He hugs dig
Speaker 1: dig first, and that's why we did it in my family,
Speaker 1: Aaron Folly, what did you think I show up? What
Speaker 1: did you think of the Also, my both my parents
Speaker 1: never taught us to wash our hands. My brother and
Speaker 1: I do wash our hands. Both my parents never wash
Speaker 1: their hands. If you ever ate food in my house,
Speaker 1: Aaron Folly, what did you think of the eye show up?
Speaker 1: I like that she's giving herself a team speech because
Speaker 1: she's cracking inside. Yeah, and and that's a good life skill.
Speaker 1: I was cheering for her. And it's almost like a coach,
Speaker 1: like a like clear eye, full heart, can't lose you
Speaker 1: show up Tim Briggan's speech. It's it's one of these
Speaker 1: things where Claire has that vibe where um like it's
Speaker 1: just I'm not this isn't making light of her situation,
Speaker 1: but it's just like her story is so sad like everything,
Speaker 1: like she could just like go to a grocery store
Speaker 1: and like she'd hit a dog, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like everything she does feels like it's gonna end terribly.
Speaker 1: I can't trying to fight it. She's trying to fight it.
Speaker 1: But at the end you're like, oh, I know, and
Speaker 1: then you watching her, and then you watched her get
Speaker 1: on her own way. As it starts to go, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, just a little bit, a little bit body
Speaker 1: but Dale Dale, Yeah. And it's also like slow it down.
Speaker 1: Everybody's here for you if you played remotely hard to
Speaker 1: get because you just need to make it seem like
Speaker 1: there's thirty other guys that might have a chance to
Speaker 1: show a little ankle at first, to show a little
Speaker 1: like you don't want to be this all a Rob benedict.
Speaker 1: I show up, she comes in out, she comes in out.
Speaker 1: She got herself psycked up. Two psyched up. I think
Speaker 1: she got two psyched up. Um. I also like talk
Speaker 1: about Chris Harrison real quick, Greg Captain, Captain Harrison Captain.
Speaker 1: It's great that you know him. Um. I wish I
Speaker 1: knew because I feel like he'd be really cool guy.
Speaker 1: I almost I wish they would show more of that,
Speaker 1: just in my editorial about the show, like, I want
Speaker 1: to see more of the Chris Harrison that we see
Speaker 1: in the bloopers that's actually really funny and loose. Sometimes
Speaker 1: he's too stiff on the show, and I want I
Speaker 1: want to see the looser Chris, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I also like that he was he had his book
Speaker 1: behind him. Are in a good note for you? I think? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the perfect letter. I sent a copy to our rookie
Speaker 1: of the Year, Jerry Traynor. Uh no note, but he
Speaker 1: knew who sent it a copy. It's out of print,
Speaker 1: so I had to order a used copy that got
Speaker 1: shipped to Jerry Trader's house. A perfect letter. Awesome? Um.
Speaker 1: But anyway, but Chris Harrison is he seems like an
Speaker 1: awesome guy. Um. But yeah, Claire just came in. It
Speaker 1: was too much. It was too much. But don't you
Speaker 1: think it's appropriate for the times we're all sitting here
Speaker 1: going what is going to happen? I just want to
Speaker 1: throw in the towel. I don't need to shower. I mean,
Speaker 1: I put on pants and my wife is like, are
Speaker 1: you going to a wedding? I go on because like
Speaker 1: is the video on. I'm like, you can luckily could
Speaker 1: just come as you are so seriously, I love your
Speaker 1: invitation of Elizabeth is like an eight year old Rabbos
Speaker 1: like answer, and what are we doing? Where are you
Speaker 1: going to a wedding? Welcome to the Gruggbergs. But but
Speaker 1: I just say that if if you're gonna make that
Speaker 1: speech and say I show up, I mean I don't
Speaker 1: give up, never give up, never give up. Now is
Speaker 1: the time, I mean really for the audience to go, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: don't give up. Because once we get there and we
Speaker 1: start watching, and it is like watching an episode of
Speaker 1: Lost and no one else on earth. It's like you
Speaker 1: could tell that all the streets around like ken To
Speaker 1: are silent. She is almost the perfect batship bat To Laurette.
Speaker 1: She's got the right hairline, fracture of damage to lead us, like,
Speaker 1: let's watch this go. So by the way, here we go.
Speaker 1: We did some draft picks, but we had a person
Speaker 1: email in and suggest that we also we usually picked
Speaker 1: like drunk on the first night, nobody really that drunk.
Speaker 1: We picked villains, blah blah blah. Somebody suggested we pick Drip,
Speaker 1: Who's going to be the biggest drip this season, Like
Speaker 1: who's a drag? But we're not there yet. Okay, she
Speaker 1: goes a name like Chason equals drags. She goes, no,
Speaker 1: that's Bennett. She goes and Harvard. She goes, I've great
Speaker 1: it enough whispered. So there it was. There she is.
Speaker 1: She's out in that dress they gave Greg Grunberg. I
Speaker 1: full blown half Chobb. Yeah no, my Tunican, My tunicn
Speaker 1: was rock hard. That chowed got ready like that poor
Speaker 1: half was Reddy Tom full blown half Chubb. Here she comes,
Speaker 1: she's in the dress. They I felt like the Quinto
Speaker 1: was like we're not gonna let you water down the driveway.
Speaker 1: You know normally they like put it's like glistening up
Speaker 1: in the bassis, like we're gonna do. It's gonna be dry.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a dry season, Keep it dry, keep
Speaker 1: it sexy. So hot dry equals sexy in COVID times.
Speaker 1: So here she comes Limo, she's a deep breath and
Speaker 1: she's like so out stumbles. The first one is an
Speaker 1: army ranger, a tall guy. But he I actually felt
Speaker 1: like he had a good game with her. The same
Speaker 1: start of like I'm an EmPATH. He said, do you
Speaker 1: want to do a deep breath with me? And she
Speaker 1: was like hey, whoa so, and she was like I
Speaker 1: like that. I like that. And that's when we knew
Speaker 1: we were in for some crazy Aaron Folly, take it away, Queen,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't done anything. If that guy was like showing
Speaker 1: a boom, she would be like, long, just coming in hot, rob,
Speaker 1: that is the best way to do coming in hunt.
Speaker 1: He was military, I mean I thought he was. He's like,
Speaker 1: breathe with me. She breathes with him, and then he
Speaker 1: walks away, Yes, joll sargeant and he walks away. That
Speaker 1: guy was so military. He was so like you know
Speaker 1: how you supposed to eat in the military and squares.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's he There was nothing soft and
Speaker 1: it was but I agree with you. She was just
Speaker 1: like a man. This is a man. Well I will
Speaker 1: say this also because like she's extra like she was.
Speaker 1: She was ready, she was in her shoot, She's at
Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby, she's at the races at Action Park
Speaker 1: water theme Park, just like ready to go down the
Speaker 1: fucking flute them and then they're like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa Wow, you're getting locked up. Get out of Calabasas.
Speaker 1: We're sending you back to Sacramento. Stick you in an
Speaker 1: escalade with a golden retriever, making yoga with some rocks
Speaker 1: for four weeks, see jams, some pipe cleaners up your nose.
Speaker 1: So she's has She's like, I'm ready, I'm thirty one.
Speaker 1: Don't take this away from me, not today, devil. And
Speaker 1: then you have all these guys, somebody tweeted on us,
Speaker 1: who had way too many days to think about their
Speaker 1: stupid entrances. Way they had extra time to play on
Speaker 1: the fucking gimmicky and ever, let may be real, I'm
Speaker 1: extra crazy during pandemic. I have spent I'm a little
Speaker 1: boo rad lee, spend a little too much time alone,
Speaker 1: not interacting with others. You feel like when you're actually
Speaker 1: with somebody, you're like, I got nothing in the report.
Speaker 1: I literally have nothing to say, Like I have weird
Speaker 1: human interactions. Generally, you throw a pandemic on. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: these fucking guys are looking for love with the thirty
Speaker 1: nine year old bachelorette, and they've been thinking about it
Speaker 1: in some motel somewhere for like a hundred in eighty days,
Speaker 1: and we get Riley comes out. He's an assistant attorney
Speaker 1: and he says the following, It is my job as
Speaker 1: an attorney to help the jury fund the verdict, and
Speaker 1: in this case, you will be guilty as charged of
Speaker 1: looking beautiful in that dress. Greg Grener, why did you
Speaker 1: write that line? I mean that guy wrote, rewrote, and
Speaker 1: then rewrote what I'm talking about. Yeah, And it's just
Speaker 1: they try way too hard. Just come out, give her
Speaker 1: a hug, look into her eyes, don't say anything, and
Speaker 1: walk away like that would have gotten you score more
Speaker 1: points than anybody else. These people are again. It's like,
Speaker 1: now I go to the store, I buy something, and
Speaker 1: I go is this a future garage sale item? That's
Speaker 1: the way I look at items now, right, that was
Speaker 1: the same way I was looking at this, like they're
Speaker 1: gonna be going, fuck, why did I do that? For
Speaker 1: the rest of their life? This is gonna live on.
Speaker 1: These are regretful moments, and they're gonna have them. They
Speaker 1: just be yourself. There were so many weird fucking guys. Instantly,
Speaker 1: I'm like security. I mean, there were there were some weirdos. Man,
Speaker 1: all right, here comes one that I thought was absolutely adorable,
Speaker 1: and I cannot believe she did not keep this one.
Speaker 1: He was Jordan's. He was six ft eight. No, granted
Speaker 1: he was wearing knickers. He had not even caprice. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's the look. It was my son last night. He
Speaker 1: was like, no, that's the jam. He was wait, where
Speaker 1: did Katie's gone? It was not even it was not
Speaker 1: even no. Look. His insane is probably as tall as
Speaker 1: I am, because he was like six ft eight or
Speaker 1: six ft nine. We looked at him. He was a
Speaker 1: really tall guy. That guy he I don't know if
Speaker 1: he said he didn't say that he was. He was
Speaker 1: very sweet and he says, I know that it's hot,
Speaker 1: I know you're thirsty, and I'm a tall drink of water.
Speaker 1: I thought he was very cute eron fully, what did
Speaker 1: you think of Jordan's and his height? I thought he
Speaker 1: was cute and but then he had on like not
Speaker 1: even Capri's. They were like short short suit shorts. I
Speaker 1: you know, maybe it's the look. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: the look for him. I thought it was a little bit.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, good god, what's where's the rest
Speaker 1: of his pants? I feel like by saying that that's
Speaker 1: something my dad would say, but those pants fed him
Speaker 1: in the beginning of quarantine. It's something, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what it is. It's like he didn't look um and
Speaker 1: maybe it's he seems nice enough. He just seemed like
Speaker 1: really kind of boring and just not comfortable in his
Speaker 1: own skin, you know. Um, but I was thinking adorable.
Speaker 1: I agree with you are he was adorable, I want,
Speaker 1: but he was just kind of like, you know then,
Speaker 1: I mean, as you know, in the house, he was
Speaker 1: just like, you know, she kept some creepers though. I
Speaker 1: was like, at least keep the cutie pies, so he
Speaker 1: has a chance of going to paradise, you know, Like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, okay, So then we have Jason gets out.
Speaker 1: This is my cousin, Vinnie guy. He came out pregnant. Um,
Speaker 1: there something with football. He's a former football player, and
Speaker 1: he got injured and he said, I wanted to pay
Speaker 1: homage to you. Okay, Um, she was loved because he's like,
Speaker 1: I know you were killing her with the heels and
Speaker 1: I didn't, but I got something to tell you later.
Speaker 1: So we didn't talk about the Vermont thing yet. Um,
Speaker 1: but she was. And then he goes inside. He goes, ah,
Speaker 1: I paid homage to her. She was laughing. She loved it.
Speaker 1: She goes funny. She loved it, Rob Benedict, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: in general, I'm not a fan of any costume. Coming
Speaker 1: out of the car at a costume, I think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's just um and and and something that
Speaker 1: makes you look bad. I've forgotten that she did that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she came out. She came out eight months pregnant and one.
Speaker 1: Pablo the horny creeper actually was into it. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: Claire is cute as a little bump player, looks good
Speaker 1: pregnant like he was like, fully creeper. So, Rob, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't have come out singing a loud and swain song.
Speaker 1: I mean, you wouldn't have been with a guitar and Okay, god,
Speaker 1: you guys. The thing I think I think I totally
Speaker 1: agree with you, Greag. I think you come out of
Speaker 1: the car you just beat yourself like, look, I got nothing.
Speaker 1: This is me, I got nothing to say. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a fifty year old divorce I've got two kids, I'm
Speaker 1: an adult woman with I'm built like a pluggy dog.
Speaker 1: My in scene is so SiGe of a six before man.
Speaker 1: By the way, I so want to do this. When
Speaker 1: they were showing her giving out the roses and they
Speaker 1: cut to the to the guys and they're all kind
Speaker 1: of looking around like, is it gonna be me? Is
Speaker 1: it you? It's gotta be b I want to I
Speaker 1: want to shoot myself and put myself in that scene
Speaker 1: because it's like, I've been married twenty seven years and
Speaker 1: I don't like to find out that I'm here. But
Speaker 1: I hope she gives me a rose. I mean it
Speaker 1: was those moments are so cringeworthy. But getting back to
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, that just it's so cringe worthy
Speaker 1: to watch these guys and Rob maybe they don't have anything,
Speaker 1: Like you said, I got nothing. This is just me.
Speaker 1: Some of these people don't have nothing that they really
Speaker 1: have nothing. Well, and I also think Arden's point. I
Speaker 1: think there was way too much time overthought it, too
Speaker 1: many cooks in their head, and they overthought it. They
Speaker 1: overcooked it. Aaron Folly, what would you do? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: I would have had seven Gin and Tonics and probably
Speaker 1: fallen right into her boobs, sorry am I? And then
Speaker 1: I would have run right now that it's nerve wracking
Speaker 1: now I can't I would I would I wouldn't do
Speaker 1: a prop, but I would try to come up with
Speaker 1: just a little something to break the eye. You would
Speaker 1: have been like football paint under your eyes and like
Speaker 1: you have shot up. I'm sure, can you win this
Speaker 1: thing in the first round? Now? Can you win in
Speaker 1: the second quarter? Now the third quarter? Now the fourth? Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta say it was very telling. The guys like
Speaker 1: puppies pressing their faces against the window and the rolls
Speaker 1: Royce shows up, which is the singular on ever and
Speaker 1: those guys, what did those guys say? They said, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like, man, that's good. I was like, by
Speaker 1: the way, Bennett is not thirty six with his white scarf.
Speaker 1: That is a move of his seventy two year old Like, man, Anna,
Speaker 1: what did you think of Bennett? We talked about Bennett
Speaker 1: last week? What did you think of Bennett? He's not
Speaker 1: thirty six. Bennett is the most embarrassing human being. To me,
Speaker 1: it's hard to look at him. His smile is like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I can't stand him. Um,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust him at all. I bet the producers
Speaker 1: made her keep him because he's a type, because he
Speaker 1: might be a dumb comedy villain, not even like a
Speaker 1: real villain, like a John Paul Jones type. So they
Speaker 1: may have Kenny his Aeron's least favorite. He's a thirty
Speaker 1: nine year old boy band cover band manager. Um, and Anna,
Speaker 1: can you do a screen share and show them his tattoo,
Speaker 1: the one that you found that was showing the entire tattoo.
Speaker 1: I think I don't want to even describe it, but
Speaker 1: I want you to see what. Um, it's even better
Speaker 1: than you could imagine. It's on brand. But he was like, look,
Speaker 1: I wore a T shirt. I know you don't have
Speaker 1: your dogs here. So um, I actually thought he actually heart.
Speaker 1: I liked it, and I like when she said can
Speaker 1: I pet my dogs? What if? He was like, do
Speaker 1: you do you have the third dog? Because it's in
Speaker 1: my parents it's a winter dog dog. I made a
Speaker 1: little pants to my dogs called Penis my pants my dog.
Speaker 1: That's why I'll never be on the chip. And I
Speaker 1: think it's in our text fread with with Lacy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm finding it. I'm gonna show you. Okay, so can
Speaker 1: we while she's looking, can we move on to West
Speaker 1: Virginia in the in the okay, so that we have
Speaker 1: we have the station wagon pulls up Tyler, He's like,
Speaker 1: my life is in the back of that. They get
Speaker 1: the most like back lot. They have a Universal Studios
Speaker 1: back lot pop math exactly. Dude, I'm a car guy.
Speaker 1: I'm a car guy. That is not his station likest
Speaker 1: that's an expensive like really character like and they really
Speaker 1: They're like, let's make a station wagon jewape like. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like they rented that car from
Speaker 1: Greg Garcia that is like that is like the station
Speaker 1: wagon from every sitcom. I was like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: And even said that when he goes, he goes I
Speaker 1: went full Gris. Yeah, he said that, and yet he's
Speaker 1: got zero sense of humor. Maybe this guy's a vacation guy.
Speaker 1: Gets other car. He's like, um from West Virginia, pific.
Speaker 1: This is so what was that? Yanna? Is it possible
Speaker 1: to screen share that? I don't know. Do you have
Speaker 1: the just on two different computers, so it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to like, okay, texted it to you guys. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna text it. I will text it too. Did you
Speaker 1: get it? Everyone in here? I mean, look at where
Speaker 1: the stars are and it's around his nipple. Look at
Speaker 1: his nipple is a star and his arm it looks
Speaker 1: like our friend told us, it looks like he's wearing
Speaker 1: like a fourth of July tablecloth. Yes, can look at
Speaker 1: his look at his nipple? Did arden? I just put
Speaker 1: it in the chat if people want to see it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's go to the screen chat. Look at this.
Speaker 1: It's so if you go, it's so bonkers, Like it
Speaker 1: looks like the man that would be a that would
Speaker 1: be a killer, a cover band boy band manager at
Speaker 1: thirty nine. Yeah, he's thirty nine, So that we have
Speaker 1: a cover cop gun holster shoulder things. Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: that exactly? Is this kid been arrested for kidnapping a
Speaker 1: whitner because I feel like that's his other professionals. He's
Speaker 1: definitely in that video. So that's that's a big problem
Speaker 1: with in the show. For me, it's like when when
Speaker 1: when Claire who you know, if you don't love Claire,
Speaker 1: it's kind of hard to go the whole season. And
Speaker 1: I do love her, but when she makes a decision
Speaker 1: like that gives a roast to that guy that's a producer,
Speaker 1: that's a comedy, that's all producer, that's a they. I
Speaker 1: think they get to pick like ten and I think
Speaker 1: that I think the producers have some comedy characters have
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not going to be mad at
Speaker 1: watching a cover band boy band manager. Like I'm actually
Speaker 1: would like, give me six episodes with cover with Kenny.
Speaker 1: I'll take six. Because the guy who got caught sending
Speaker 1: him asturbation video, he also got picked, which is weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well because I think I look, wait, wait wait save
Speaker 1: I okay, okay, So then we have so then we
Speaker 1: have Blake who now anna when we did our draft picks,
Speaker 1: the Wildlife guy. We he's much cuter than he looks
Speaker 1: in his photo he looked like hell boy, and in
Speaker 1: person he was kind of cute. Um, and then we
Speaker 1: have this We're still out front a j He had
Speaker 1: a very terrible photo. He was a mom's boy, he says.
Speaker 1: My friends say, give a terrible first impression, and then
Speaker 1: he literally crushed her hand. Oh my god. He was
Speaker 1: the gayest man alive. I mean that him and the chef.
Speaker 1: I was like, and you guys fuck immediately and some enlightening,
Speaker 1: Like I literally was like I couldn't believe how gay
Speaker 1: they were. I agree, I agree. I totally felt that
Speaker 1: he was like and you know and I thought I
Speaker 1: saw the Year of the Bachelorette, and I said to
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, and I was like, what is the sweet
Speaker 1: A boy with a nice hot maroon suit. You are
Speaker 1: in the wrong house. His mom. He ties to his
Speaker 1: mom every day. So then we have easy who I
Speaker 1: gave a very annoying opening, but that had a nice
Speaker 1: conversation letter. His His entrance was to me the worst.
Speaker 1: He jumped to the paper. He was a pro football player.
Speaker 1: He was in the salmon jacket that Tyler had born
Speaker 1: last year, and like, he was so extra. But then
Speaker 1: I actually found them later in the evening to be sweet.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm giving him a shot. I'm neither here
Speaker 1: nor there with him. I have to say when I
Speaker 1: saw him in that suit, because I immediately gained the
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen right away, I put on nineteen pounds, and
Speaker 1: when I saw him in that suit, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my suits fit. I just know that we like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there's other guys last season that had a
Speaker 1: lot of their suits tailored like that, Like they tailored
Speaker 1: to show every bulge, like they wanted to show the
Speaker 1: tailor in his batchet. So then we have the here
Speaker 1: comes your favorite Jay. He's in the straight jacket all night.
Speaker 1: So I think I think the producers must have been like, Jay,
Speaker 1: you're killing it in that. Keep it on. You got
Speaker 1: to keep that. He didn't have the confidence of like
Speaker 1: Alexis and her dolphin outfit, where she was just kind
Speaker 1: of only she was the best. When Rob does that character,
Speaker 1: people can't see this right now, but your chin goes up.
Speaker 1: I love it. You're like, you're killing it. I love it.
Speaker 1: And we're talking back there on the monitor. Is it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: And he was so just like again like forgetting why
Speaker 1: it's funny the bathroom could to help me guess what, Rob,
Speaker 1: you get to be the producer again, because here comes
Speaker 1: Chasing in his suit of armor. That then the producers,
Speaker 1: if you're a producer, you're talking to Jason that then
Speaker 1: they ditch and there's no PA to clean it up.
Speaker 1: And then she put in this win Claire put the
Speaker 1: thing on in this covid arret. Now. I know he
Speaker 1: was tested, but I do not want to put on
Speaker 1: a used suit recently used suit of armor from a
Speaker 1: Bachelor contestant. I mean Aaron, Okay, Greg grend Berk. I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say that. Chris, uh captain, Chris Captain.
Speaker 1: He had the best line of the night in the credits,
Speaker 1: in the closing credits where he was like, this smells
Speaker 1: like bad cologne. When it was and you know that
Speaker 1: that was full druck car noir in there. There was
Speaker 1: full druck Carno. Then we had some guy who had
Speaker 1: a fart in ring box. Oh god, loved it. It
Speaker 1: was so well made. Whatever that company that would not
Speaker 1: be going to the yard sale. That would be a
Speaker 1: lifetime I'm not getting rid of my fart ring box, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know who that guy was. I
Speaker 1: loved it. Marry that guy right away. I mean seriously,
Speaker 1: that's who I would be, like, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: just from my husband. I just I just smelled my husband.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, I knew. I think I said my husband.
Speaker 1: But here's the unfortunate thing. It's like watching a commercial.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's really fun to be funny, but
Speaker 1: you can't remember the product, Like we don't remember who
Speaker 1: that person is. Yeah, that's true. And did you like
Speaker 1: the far right Katie Katie? Who wasn't it the my
Speaker 1: cousin vinny guy. No, it wasn't Okay, I thought it
Speaker 1: was him that I have no idea who was I'm
Speaker 1: not pregnant my cousin. Okay. Was it the guy with
Speaker 1: the beer that she kind of like because he texted her?
Speaker 1: Is it the guy that No, that's the Canadian blake dude.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the guy the first guy that pulled her aside?
Speaker 1: That was actually kind of cute at that he was, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the first. I think he do. I
Speaker 1: like him. I don't know who he is. I like him.
Speaker 1: Did he make it? Yes? For me? The fart thing
Speaker 1: was so great. But if I'm a woman, well, I
Speaker 1: am a woman. I had to break something to some
Speaker 1: and a woman the woman, you're the woman. If I'm Claire,
Speaker 1: That's how I meant to say. I go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love this guy. But he goes right into friend
Speaker 1: zone for me. She doesn't. That's not because he's a
Speaker 1: hot guy, but that is I'm a thirty nine year
Speaker 1: old woman. I do not I don't want a guy
Speaker 1: with the with the with the I mean, he would
Speaker 1: be like my best friend. She's sweet, but she's not
Speaker 1: funny like Caitlyn was funny. Jojo Rachel had a good
Speaker 1: sense of humor. Jojo had a sense of humor. Claire
Speaker 1: is very artist and she does she is, she's she
Speaker 1: probably needs a guy. She probably needs a guy like that.
Speaker 1: I was, I was looking for the Bob Guinea last night.
Speaker 1: I was like this, Bob, Bob is another dear, dear friend.
Speaker 1: We've been in a band together for how many years? Rob,
Speaker 1: I mean Jesus and uh and Bob the Bachelor when
Speaker 1: he was you know, Bob Guinney decided back then he
Speaker 1: was going to be that guy. He was gonna be
Speaker 1: that self deprecating I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: the jokester. I mean, that guy went right for the
Speaker 1: comedy juggular and it got me. I mean, I'm with
Speaker 1: I'm with you guys. You know I loved it. Aaron,
Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah, I feel like there's not enough guys
Speaker 1: that I mean, there's there's not He felt a little
Speaker 1: bit like Jason the Jason the Vermont, my cousin Vinny
Speaker 1: guy has the sense of humor. Um, okay, so real
Speaker 1: quickly I thought of this, like who makes makes that?
Speaker 1: It's a ring box farting like me. It's like it's
Speaker 1: so great that I think but it's not. Did you
Speaker 1: ever see by the way at a I think it's
Speaker 1: a the basketball game, the guy that brings his girlfriend
Speaker 1: into the aisle and he bends down his shoe. No
Speaker 1: place is looking at them. Yeah, you gotta look it up, Aaron.
Speaker 1: It's one of the funniest things ever. And I thought
Speaker 1: that's what he was gonna do. I thought he was
Speaker 1: gonna and then tie a shoe and go, Okay, where
Speaker 1: were we? But then he went above and beyond with that.
Speaker 1: I mean we each I know what I'm getting everybody
Speaker 1: for Christmas. I faith proposed to Sarah all the time
Speaker 1: because she and I need your address, I need your address.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you one. I'm gonna send you. There's
Speaker 1: nothing fun more funnier than getting down on one knee
Speaker 1: in front of Sarah and like ralphs like it's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do. But she hates the institution of marriage.
Speaker 1: So oh, you gotta get that, you gotta I'm gonna have.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy that. I'm gonna buy that for you.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna buy that for you because she loves
Speaker 1: fart noises. Can I parting is the funniest. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's never not funny. And and I I whatever company
Speaker 1: chef's kiss for the execution the ass in the air.
Speaker 1: The ass in the air was so so good. It's
Speaker 1: so good. Okay, So then we have here we go Dale,
Speaker 1: Here it comes. I'm going to say, the craziest Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Kati asistance is the link, the the craziest thing,
Speaker 1: the actually most batship thing I've ever seen on this show.
Speaker 1: And that's why Claire is the best bachelorette and also
Speaker 1: terrible as a bachelorette because she needs to have stuff.
Speaker 1: She has no game, She is no game. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Here he comes, Here comes Dale, Hi mine. I watched
Speaker 1: it twice because I was like, fucking crazy. My name
Speaker 1: is Dale, and so he and he it was as
Speaker 1: if he was a bachelor all of a sudden, and
Speaker 1: she was like, hi Dale, and he was like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's catch up with you later. She's like okay, thin.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, the good news is there's more time inside.
Speaker 1: She's like uh huh. She talks away and she goes
Speaker 1: oh oh god, oh God, like full body orgasm, full
Speaker 1: body orgasm, like oh what what am I just know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, husband, hold on, hold on, keep
Speaker 1: literally please literally hold on. Oh my god, when you
Speaker 1: know you know, when you know you know? What do
Speaker 1: you know? You when you yeah? Like, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, can you just really into that two minutes
Speaker 1: so I can watch it over and over. I was
Speaker 1: just like, wait what I just wanted Instagram horse like
Speaker 1: what sorry? What? That's what happened? And that was the
Speaker 1: rest of the season. Yeah. I just feel like I
Speaker 1: gotta anybody from I found my ring. I have to
Speaker 1: leave and come back. I'm leaving it. I'm coming back myself.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm leaving. I'm coming back. She can't hear us,
Speaker 1: she can't computer computer ready. That was so funny that
Speaker 1: I'm leaving this in. Please leave it in that you
Speaker 1: have computer. The farting orgasm over over that Dale was
Speaker 1: so true though. I mean, so what did you guys,
Speaker 1: What did you guys think when you first saw Dale
Speaker 1: at all? I'm back, I'm back, yeah, and that can
Speaker 1: you hear us? Yeah? I was just asking about first
Speaker 1: impressions of Dale. I mean, I think he looks like
Speaker 1: the lead singer of the Fine Young Cannibals. Yeah. Trying
Speaker 1: to put my finger on pointed out that he the gorgeous,
Speaker 1: gorgeous man with incredibly tiny ears. Yeah he's got helfiers.
Speaker 1: He does have helfer ears. Um. But I love it
Speaker 1: that even Chris Harrison had to come in and be like, listen, okay,
Speaker 1: slow down, you got another car of dudes. This has
Speaker 1: never happened before. Like I think I'm I think, I think,
Speaker 1: I think I'm a Oh there is like the baby
Speaker 1: ear that is a that is a model, that is
Speaker 1: a very handsome love that's going to be her husband.
Speaker 1: That it was just like the best looking guy there.
Speaker 1: It's like one hot guy was nice to you for
Speaker 1: one second and like, of that's the guy that you
Speaker 1: like that so so okay, So, by the way, that's
Speaker 1: a really good point. It's a little superficial because I'm
Speaker 1: not a guy there. Yeah, and I didn't get much
Speaker 1: past that with what he said nice but like he
Speaker 1: wasn't cheesy or anything, but like but like he seemed
Speaker 1: grounded and in his body. I will say, like he
Speaker 1: seemed present. I'm like a normal persons you get you
Speaker 1: get me? Can I just say that I literally just
Speaker 1: did the most insane thing that has ever happened. And
Speaker 1: then I had to actually leave. Zoom kicked me out. Basically,
Speaker 1: Zoom ejected me from what I need? I need a
Speaker 1: copy of that. I was already dying. And then Greg
Speaker 1: started farting, and I was like, I'm never going to
Speaker 1: recover the greatest moment. Wait, I have to see you
Speaker 1: guys something. Look at that. I'm gonna I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you something on There's something. There's one thing that I
Speaker 1: did not say of what she said. Ready, Okay, I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I definitely
Speaker 1: feel like I just met my husband. Every other guy
Speaker 1: I felt confident with, but everything else just went dark.
Speaker 1: I really got hit. Oh my god, did they normal? Wow?
Speaker 1: I then Chris Harris Captain Harrison is like, you really
Speaker 1: got hit. And she said, I'm thirty nine when you
Speaker 1: know to know? And he's like, well there's more to come.
Speaker 1: And she's like, when Dale stepped out of that limo,
Speaker 1: I just thought that my husband is in that room.
Speaker 1: This could be the last morning I end up along
Speaker 1: my husband's Dale is Okay, I'm thirty nine, and I
Speaker 1: know when I see a hot guy and he was hot. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: Rob sent us something on Rob, he's a spitting image.
Speaker 1: Probably you texted to me, I don't know how to
Speaker 1: open ship. Okay, now that I look at that tattoo,
Speaker 1: actually at a tattoo on that other guy's body, like
Speaker 1: he is the tattoo cannibals. Okay, You're text looks exactly
Speaker 1: like Dale. No, that's creepy. Wow you Oh my god?
Speaker 1: How hey Katie, you sent us that far thing? How
Speaker 1: much is that? I'm going to look like Dale? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: Close to the window and Mario been it. It wasn't crazy.
Speaker 1: It was like twenty bucks. That's more than I would
Speaker 1: have guessed. Yeah, I mean free, free shipping us. The
Speaker 1: movie Ring it farts when you open it. It's so good.
Speaker 1: Um okay. So then she goes in and so then
Speaker 1: she makes the She goes in and she makes the
Speaker 1: speech and she gets choked up because she's just met
Speaker 1: her husband Dale. There's no game. She has no game.
Speaker 1: And as a viewer, I'm sure the producers like touchdown
Speaker 1: and like whoa, okay, like let's just can you wait
Speaker 1: to say that? Like episode fourteen, like an episode like
Speaker 1: there's no there's no there's It's like, you don't realize
Speaker 1: this is a We've sold ads for twenty two episodes.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, can I shoot a
Speaker 1: quick question? Yeah? Well Arden first, just because um uh,
Speaker 1: you've seen a lot of these two. But as a
Speaker 1: as a lady, I feel like Claire rock and thirty nine,
Speaker 1: and I love that she's older. She to me is like,
Speaker 1: she looks like thirty nine going on. I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: would say older thirty nine going I would say mid forties,
Speaker 1: late forties, right. Yes. A lot of the guys in
Speaker 1: the house, which is accompliment by the way, Um, a
Speaker 1: lot of the guys in the house, they were they looked,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty nine going on. So Dale is stunning,
Speaker 1: but he's got almost like a little bit of a baby. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When they were kissing, I was like, it felt a
Speaker 1: little cringe worthy to me if I a little almost
Speaker 1: mother sunnish. Let's just get right to it. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about Claire and Dale. Should be taken? Should be taken.
Speaker 1: Let's take a break and we'll come back. But the
Speaker 1: bone zone. Let's get in the bone zone. Guys. Here
Speaker 1: we go. We're back. We're gonna get to the meat
Speaker 1: and potatoes right now. So she when she goes and
Speaker 1: talks to Dale, where we left off before that amazing break.
Speaker 1: That amazing break was um uh. Aaron had just said
Speaker 1: that she seems more elegant and like but she could
Speaker 1: read older, and that Dale is thirty one and could
Speaker 1: read younger, and that Aaron was saying when you when
Speaker 1: you were watching them kiss, it felt a little cringe
Speaker 1: e watching it again. I've always been more stereotypically like
Speaker 1: I've always been more like, don't rain me in, like
Speaker 1: I've always been one. I'm the ghoster. I'm like like,
Speaker 1: I don't capture me. I'm independent. I gotta be free,
Speaker 1: like she Most guys, well I would imagine want a
Speaker 1: little chase, you know what I mean, Like, so this
Speaker 1: is the ultimate chase. You're there's thirty other guys. You're
Speaker 1: all competing for this one person. It's like Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 1: You like, this is it? So by the end, they're
Speaker 1: all like they want this person and they want to win.
Speaker 1: But if she's so all in so early, I mean,
Speaker 1: as guys Greg Rob like, it's it's it's not sexy
Speaker 1: to have somebody pick you after saying three words to
Speaker 1: you write I mean even the kiss she goes in,
Speaker 1: she grabbed, she goes into grab. He said, I'm afraid.
Speaker 1: He said the phrase I'm afraid. He backed away. Then
Speaker 1: he was like, oh wow, and they really said the
Speaker 1: look and then he went in for the kiss, but
Speaker 1: she just again, coming in hot, kissed his face in
Speaker 1: the right. You want to have a little courting, I mean,
Speaker 1: she was like, if he had a fart ring, then
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, I'm I'm all in. But
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, him with a heart ring,
Speaker 1: forget about it. But I agree, I think that that
Speaker 1: it is. It's a little you have to get used
Speaker 1: to it. Like she's the girl that everybody wants to
Speaker 1: dance with, and all of a sudden, she just those
Speaker 1: roles were reversed, like you said. And she hasn't talked
Speaker 1: to it, like she hasn't even talked to you yet,
Speaker 1: so like it's it's completely fabricated versus a hello, well
Speaker 1: i'll see you inside. Literally I watched it twice. It
Speaker 1: was nice to meet you. I'll see you inside. About
Speaker 1: my pants, yeah, probably take it. It Just I don't know. Couples,
Speaker 1: you want them to fit together, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like just just a visual of like, oh
Speaker 1: there they look cute together. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you felt it just it felt it felt so off.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I can and it was nothing
Speaker 1: to do with Dale or nothing to do with her.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I just felt like I
Speaker 1: just wish they had brought more guys in that almost
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I felt like they were her
Speaker 1: age age appropriate. But he he opened strong in their conversation.
Speaker 1: He said, how is your mom? He acts like he
Speaker 1: played that cover. He thread the needle really well. He said,
Speaker 1: how's your mom? And then and then he said, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought of you, like I knew you had to
Speaker 1: talk through the window. I have a sister who also
Speaker 1: because the edited version, the edited version, I happen to know.
Speaker 1: The first thing he said was I got an any
Speaker 1: three percent on my quiz today. That started. It started
Speaker 1: with a very immateure, right right. That was later he's learned.
Speaker 1: He's been, yeah, well he's in he's in after school,
Speaker 1: like I know how to cut the show. And then
Speaker 1: the nine in thirty one, sorry is totally fine. Thirty
Speaker 1: nine and twenty two is fine. It's just for her.
Speaker 1: I want I don't think thirty nine for her. She's
Speaker 1: a madam, she's she needs to date up. However, it
Speaker 1: seems like she needs somebody to sort of worship at
Speaker 1: her feet a little bit. Let it be the Claire Show.
Speaker 1: It seems like she wants someone to because even that conversation,
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm talking about her mom. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, my sister she has a similar thing. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's the exact same thing as my mom.
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, it's similar, but she's you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Yeah, I know. It's like my mom
Speaker 1: has dementia and your sister is young, but she's immuno compromise,
Speaker 1: like exactly. And he was like, it's the same, it's
Speaker 1: the same. And then he said he said, he said,
Speaker 1: I have your sister have diarrhea controllable because my mom.
Speaker 1: It's the same. It's the same, it's the same. And
Speaker 1: then she said he said he had a really good move.
Speaker 1: He said I had you in my thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, you get it, you get it,
Speaker 1: you get it. And then he said my sister is
Speaker 1: underlying health issues. Um. And then and then she goes,
Speaker 1: he's beautiful energy, It's exactly meant to be. And then
Speaker 1: he says, well, I'm an EmPATH, and so this shows
Speaker 1: a level of desperation that's not attracting. It's crazy. She's like,
Speaker 1: the side of her that actually really wants a husband
Speaker 1: is what makes her Like, that's what I'm saying when
Speaker 1: she turned it up to eleven like an like spinal tap.
Speaker 1: If we could just take Claire and turn her down
Speaker 1: to a seven and a half, she would be the
Speaker 1: perfect bachelorette. But she's a little crazy. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is what Aaron you said this earlier. It's it was
Speaker 1: hard this year for them to find, you know, people
Speaker 1: that didn't want their Instagram followers and all that that
Speaker 1: includes her her, Like she clearly just wants to find
Speaker 1: her her man, jump on a horse with him, and
Speaker 1: then right off she doesn't want any of the trappings
Speaker 1: of the show. She doesn't want any of this ship.
Speaker 1: She doesn't she doesn't give a ship. She doesn't give
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to sell fab fit fun boxes. She
Speaker 1: doesn't give two ships about some promo code of like
Speaker 1: putting Claire and like she's like, I just want to
Speaker 1: She's all alone in the world, you know, she's all
Speaker 1: She's got her dogs. So then she goes, I like him.
Speaker 1: These men there's a reason, there's a season, or there's
Speaker 1: a lesson. Um I didn't either. I didn't either. What
Speaker 1: does that let's break that down. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I feel like she's like I've heard people say that
Speaker 1: they're here for a reason, they're here for a season.
Speaker 1: There so the reason, it's like I met him, the
Speaker 1: reason like either like it was meant to be. It
Speaker 1: was just meant to be. This season was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we had a good run, you know what. It wasn't
Speaker 1: meant to be lost a lifetime, but they were my
Speaker 1: college love. They were here for a season, and Wan
Speaker 1: Pablo's the lesson. I will never I have a man
Speaker 1: talked down to me again. It's a reason, it's a season,
Speaker 1: or it's a lesson, or it's a reality I do. Um. So,
Speaker 1: then so the guy pulls the guy who had the
Speaker 1: fart ring pulls her away first, and he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm gonna pull it away, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I see that you're real, and then she goes, I
Speaker 1: she they were talking about they're both wing women wing men.
Speaker 1: And then she's like I woke up and I was
Speaker 1: like this is my time. He's like, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: my time. All my friends are getting married. It's my time.
Speaker 1: Don't want to and then um, and then somebody says, oh,
Speaker 1: they were talking about how he's a mama's boy, and
Speaker 1: they always say have you been to church? Have you
Speaker 1: met anybody? And she's like, Karen Foley, what did you
Speaker 1: think of that? It's just a yeah, it's just it's
Speaker 1: just you want That's what it is. You just need
Speaker 1: to turn her down a little bit because it does
Speaker 1: not matter what any of them say. And she's already
Speaker 1: figured out from the you know, the thirty one lambinate
Speaker 1: pictures that have been tied to her bed post for
Speaker 1: the last you know, staring at these guys, she feels
Speaker 1: like she's already pre picked them and whatever they say,
Speaker 1: like she just do you think that she picked Dale
Speaker 1: based on his photo before? Anna? What do you think? Annah? Katie? Anna, Katie,
Speaker 1: what do you think? I mean that she haven't discussing
Speaker 1: that potentially they were speaking beforehand, because I mean, I
Speaker 1: know she said that, um, that that guy, the Wilderness
Speaker 1: guy was the only one who reached out. But Katie,
Speaker 1: they were one hundred person talking and they gave it
Speaker 1: away and everything they said, everything do you feel that way?
Speaker 1: God is like, I do not feel. Her reaction felt
Speaker 1: so psycho and impromptu, and she felt so stunned by
Speaker 1: him because they haven't been in person. My theory is
Speaker 1: they've been talking, haven't been in person, Like when he
Speaker 1: gets out of the limo, um, they both just get
Speaker 1: this like knowing smile on their face and he doesn't
Speaker 1: even say his name right away because she knows his
Speaker 1: fucking name. He didn't say and then and then he
Speaker 1: like says say they go like finally, finally, and then
Speaker 1: when they're talking, I literally wrote notes because it was
Speaker 1: like so insane to me. He asked about her mom,
Speaker 1: like he knows about her mom. I mean, we all
Speaker 1: know about her mom. I didn't go I guess yes,
Speaker 1: she posted about it. But then also like they said something.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, you guys already talked about how when
Speaker 1: he gave her when they kissed, right, yeah, we just
Speaker 1: taught so like we talked about it. How it seems
Speaker 1: he said I'm afraid and not into it. Well fai well,
Speaker 1: because she also goes, I've been waiting for this, and
Speaker 1: she says it like in the hungriest voice I've ever felt.
Speaker 1: She also just said, I met my husband. I know it,
Speaker 1: and but it seems like she was waiting longer. And
Speaker 1: then also she says like did we do it? And
Speaker 1: she said, says it in the some funny voice, and
Speaker 1: he immediately laughs like an inside kay Anna, what do
Speaker 1: you think? It's definitely suspicious now, the whole thing that
Speaker 1: she said to the Wilderness guy, you're the first person
Speaker 1: to reach out, that threw me off. But it really
Speaker 1: feels like it's it's hard because in the past, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean like it's clear that there are a few
Speaker 1: people you're into. It's obvious, like you know who you're
Speaker 1: into pretty quickly when you meet people, Like if you
Speaker 1: meet a group of guys, you're gonna know who you're
Speaker 1: attracted to. But the way she knit like zeroed in
Speaker 1: on him so quickly, I don't know, it's weird to me.
Speaker 1: I feel like there was something else going. There was
Speaker 1: too much familiarity. Even my mom text me and she said,
Speaker 1: they act, they're acting like they know each other, and
Speaker 1: it was just like it's just too familiar. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be innocent and say that she'd seen his photo.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to be innocent and say that there
Speaker 1: was no community. But but I also think that point,
Speaker 1: the point that she said that to Blake Um, you
Speaker 1: were the only person that reached out. I think she
Speaker 1: made a point to say that because like she wanted
Speaker 1: to bring it up, but she also like I wanted
Speaker 1: to be like no one else did, nobody else reached out? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't talking to anyone else, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have a theory they were chatting just because, like
Speaker 1: you just don't get like that with someone unless you
Speaker 1: have a connection with them effort. I think she's fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: and I think, well, I think I saw my photo.
Speaker 1: I think Clari said the bio on the photo, and
Speaker 1: she was like, to your point about Dale, how that
Speaker 1: would freak him out? I think that would freak him
Speaker 1: out if he wasn't already familiar with her. We don't
Speaker 1: know that he's not freaked out. Okay, he didn't seem
Speaker 1: freaked out though. To me. He seemed to into it.
Speaker 1: To me, he said the phrase I'm scared and pulled back,
Speaker 1: and then she was like, I don't know, he seemed
Speaker 1: so into it to me. I didn't get that. I
Speaker 1: thought it like I'm zoned in on her till. I'm
Speaker 1: an EmPATH and I usually pick up on stuff like
Speaker 1: this not to me too, me too. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew it. Now I'm thinking back, and you're you're
Speaker 1: all bringing this back into my mind like maybe like
Speaker 1: maybe that's the kid. Look, it doesn't spoil anything for me.
Speaker 1: I mean she had months to look up these guys
Speaker 1: and like, you know, like they really can't control them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they can't. I didn't even think about that before. And
Speaker 1: I think, yes, I was just gonna say it made
Speaker 1: me think, you know, love it first sight. Did she
Speaker 1: see a photo of him? Yeah, oh yeah she did.
Speaker 1: She Instagram for sure. But I think I kind of
Speaker 1: wonder if they were talking. No, no, okay. So then
Speaker 1: we have the guy that reached out was Blake, who
Speaker 1: is much hotter than his photo. Very sweet from Canadian, Canadia.
Speaker 1: That's how you say, right from Canadia. He's an animal expert.
Speaker 1: And he reached out, and she was, I want to
Speaker 1: talk to you. I want to talk to you. Blake.
Speaker 1: You reached out during quarantine and the rules and you
Speaker 1: broke the rule. Blake, you broke the rule, and um
Speaker 1: that meant right, And I was really struggling and it
Speaker 1: meant everything to me. My mom had fallen. I'm broken
Speaker 1: her girl. Oh my god. That was like Marcia Marsha, Marcia,
Speaker 1: that was hard, and she goes and you you should
Speaker 1: take a risk every time. You're the only man, and
Speaker 1: he was like, okay, well I'm glad. I was just
Speaker 1: thinking of you. That's a little intense as a reaction,
Speaker 1: I will keep textic. And then Blake, it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: green light, I will take the risk and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go in first kiss Blake. I was proud of him,
Speaker 1: proud of him. Aaron Foley, what did you think? I
Speaker 1: liked Blake, not knowing anything about him from the little
Speaker 1: promo with the dog in the back of the car,
Speaker 1: I was like, who is this adorable guy? And yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I liked him from the start. I liked
Speaker 1: him from the dog promo and the limo. I liked
Speaker 1: everything about him the entire time. He was my number one.
Speaker 1: And then when they had little moment, I I loved
Speaker 1: him really really cheering for him me too. He's endurable,
Speaker 1: but love him. He will do well in Paradise. He'll
Speaker 1: be like a Derek in Paradise. Was like the first
Speaker 1: moment that I met Rob on the set of Felicity.
Speaker 1: I just knew yeah, because I was like, Rob, what
Speaker 1: do you think of Claire? And he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know it, I know I'm it looks like to
Speaker 1: me he's a bit he has a little bit of
Speaker 1: a record Ralph. He has a little bit of a
Speaker 1: hell boy. Yeah, a little boy. There's a little hell boy. Yea.
Speaker 1: Then we have the really lamest drama on the first
Speaker 1: all the guys were pretty much gentleman art. They were
Speaker 1: sweet the first night, and then we have these two
Speaker 1: dip ships is like, oh the guy with the like
Speaker 1: gelope station wag in. I was like, da, I've heard
Speaker 1: some rumors, and I how to tell Claire I know
Speaker 1: somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that went to
Speaker 1: school with somebody they got to And then she was
Speaker 1: like okay, so let's pull aside Joseph and Yosef was like,
Speaker 1: I have to spend time. I took it away from
Speaker 1: my daughter, my daughter, and then and then what is
Speaker 1: what is the accusation? I'm like, I watched the whole
Speaker 1: thing and it was so nothing. It was like, okay.
Speaker 1: Because Disney doesn't want to get sued that they don't
Speaker 1: want to actually talk about the particulars of it. I don't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get it. I mean, did he did he
Speaker 1: said a dick pick? Did he did he? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with the contacting something? I felt like he was already
Speaker 1: cast on the here's my guest. I feel like he
Speaker 1: was already cast on the show, Katie. And maybe you
Speaker 1: could google it. He was already cast on the show.
Speaker 1: Here's my take. You can tell me if I'm right.
Speaker 1: He's already cast on the show. Look, these are guys
Speaker 1: are all hot, horny men. It's an Instagram exists. They're
Speaker 1: still d m ng like there is a corner who cares,
Speaker 1: so they slide into somebody's d M like good morning beautiful.
Speaker 1: I would be like my dog and my pants. You
Speaker 1: want to meet the third member of in sync to
Speaker 1: my Pants? And then they're like, justin Timberlakes is good morning?
Speaker 1: And then and then I like that, Claire. I feel
Speaker 1: like Hannah or some of the younger bachelors, anybody here.
Speaker 1: Their rules, Like the second that this was set out
Speaker 1: and and everybody was supposed to, Okay, we're gonna meet
Speaker 1: in Kinta and they're supposed to just cut off all
Speaker 1: contact in theory, because you're like so invested in finding
Speaker 1: your bride. If there's a quarantine, there were a hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty some days. I mean, guys have to masturbate
Speaker 1: to something. I mean, they don't have to interact, and
Speaker 1: that would you find It's basically they're implying that. So
Speaker 1: after you know how they all came and then had
Speaker 1: to go back due to quarantine. It was after they
Speaker 1: went back that's when Josef was apparently in contact with
Speaker 1: another woman while producting. Also thought they were never going back.
Speaker 1: They probably thought they were never going back. They probably
Speaker 1: thought this wasn't happening. Who cares he is this say
Speaker 1: anything about Dick Picks. It just says he was dming
Speaker 1: a girl like that. And then she was like, he
Speaker 1: was like, Yoseph, do you have a girlfriend? He was like, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean my girlfriend? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like they cut something out because what you just
Speaker 1: said where you know, we didn't know whether we were
Speaker 1: going to come back or not. If he just had
Speaker 1: said that, it would make him less of a villain.
Speaker 1: And she chose him, which is a great character to
Speaker 1: have there. I mean, it was so definitely the villain,
Speaker 1: and I think he's my pick for being like I
Speaker 1: expected more from like the oldest bachelorette. I think it's
Speaker 1: the roofer. I was trying to look at who it was.
Speaker 1: I think it was the guy with the bow tie
Speaker 1: from Massachusetts. I think we get a masshole move who
Speaker 1: seems sweet. I feel like masshole goes a little massle
Speaker 1: of going. I thought we had the old bachelorette, but
Speaker 1: you sucking all bachelorette. So you don't think it's Dale
Speaker 1: to her and Dale have a big fight. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, Okay, although he might. He was also like whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: You seemed really sure? Really? I mean if I was
Speaker 1: day All, I would be terrified. And there's more. They're
Speaker 1: more to that tease of you just blew up the
Speaker 1: bachelorette like I know where to get there. But do
Speaker 1: you think it's it's more than just her and Dale
Speaker 1: running off into the sunset. I mean, I think, to me,
Speaker 1: I think it's been very open about something that happens.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to say, I mean, so it's
Speaker 1: basically I think she's like I want Dale, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Or whoever, like whoever. It seems like
Speaker 1: Dale I've actually try. I mean, at this point in
Speaker 1: her insane reaction, so she makes her pick whoever it is.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the Canadian. It doesn't seem like anyone else
Speaker 1: dares and she has. But allegedly she's like on Thurday night,
Speaker 1: I know who I want. Whoever she picks. Allegedly she
Speaker 1: calls the game early and they bring in somebody else. Really,
Speaker 1: and this has also been open. I think this has
Speaker 1: been on Entertainment tonight. I think they bring in they
Speaker 1: bring in Tasia. They bring in Tasia Asia. Yeah that
Speaker 1: I heard. Yeah, it's not a reason this is out.
Speaker 1: We were trying to her out. What God, which guys
Speaker 1: are going to stay for Tassia. I mean, that's that's
Speaker 1: why it has to be such a fun season, because
Speaker 1: there's fun Batchet, and then we get Tasia, which is
Speaker 1: also she's hot, as I'll get out she's And then
Speaker 1: we have these guys are probably going to be super
Speaker 1: psych that's super hot sexy Tasias rolling in. By the way, Kate,
Speaker 1: now we're talking earlier that, Um, you know, it extends
Speaker 1: the season if you think about it. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: because now they've got a New Bachelorette. Now she's gotta do. Yes,
Speaker 1: we need this, we need this. It's a boring your
Speaker 1: rob Okay, I have a question, So so does she
Speaker 1: is the idea that she winds up with this person,
Speaker 1: because it seemed on the previews like she's fighting with
Speaker 1: everybody and she I know when he said, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, like it's not gonna end
Speaker 1: well for including you. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that is. But it's
Speaker 1: seens Okay, Katie's hiding her face, go black Katie because
Speaker 1: Katie knows ship and I don't know ship. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to know. So I don't know what it is. Anna,
Speaker 1: if you know ship, hide yourself. But um, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. I don't know anything like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So basically, but it's I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I don't know what it could be. That's like you
Speaker 1: blew up bluff the Bachelor. It means means I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna stay for twenty two episodes. I'm leaving episode two
Speaker 1: with this boy that I've captured to me. But I
Speaker 1: don't know why it's not gonna end well for you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. But yeah, apparently Tasha's
Speaker 1: rolling in. Are they filming right now? I think Tassia
Speaker 1: is like also probably done, which is how they or
Speaker 1: maybe they're filming, but you know, they have to know
Speaker 1: how it ends for them to edit backwards. But maybe
Speaker 1: they knew who clar end and so maybe they're still filming. Tasia,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so fun. It's fun right,
Speaker 1: It's like, honestly, it's gonna be the most fun. I
Speaker 1: knew it. I'm actually figuring out a little nugget that
Speaker 1: I might know. Don't say it. I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I don't know ship, but I'm now thinking, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what makes sense? Um? Will you guys help me? There
Speaker 1: were so many tweets of the week. Can I just
Speaker 1: say people were on fire, like we've just as Claire
Speaker 1: has been like a sexual dynamo ready to go and
Speaker 1: locked up it like Keta is the last woman on Earth.
Speaker 1: People with their tweets, and we didn't even get any
Speaker 1: from Steath that as far as no no baseball one
Speaker 1: and so like I or basketball, I guess he's beast.
Speaker 1: I have to say our listeners were on fire. Normally
Speaker 1: I do five tweets, but I think we're up to
Speaker 1: I couldn't narrow it down below nine. So here's the
Speaker 1: name of the game. I'm gonna read off nine tweets.
Speaker 1: We're gonna narrow it down to two, and then you
Speaker 1: pick the tweet of the week. Greig, did you have
Speaker 1: fun on your very first podcast? And have you drink?
Speaker 1: Did you breathe into the rag? Are you in now? Well,
Speaker 1: if you'll have me, I hope thind it. Okay, you've
Speaker 1: been a fucking delight. Oh my god. I love each
Speaker 1: and every one of you, so yeah, I would anytime
Speaker 1: you wanted to come back. I would love to do this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I love the Aaron and Greg sports friendship happening. Oh,
Speaker 1: we gotta talk, We gotta talk. Okay. There were so
Speaker 1: many Anna, you have to agree. These were excuse me,
Speaker 1: these were so god, they were so good. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. And there was one person that was extra
Speaker 1: on fire. Here we go. Um. This is from Heavy
Speaker 1: Horror at Burlesque Baker. So many kids are going to
Speaker 1: have to ask their parents what a DVD is tonight
Speaker 1: because of the show, and then somebody that, then somebody
Speaker 1: then also tweeted back, um, and then she's gonna have
Speaker 1: to buy her boyfriend a DVD player to show him like. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is uh Liz tun Cale at Jizzy Lizzy raps
Speaker 1: Um Bachelor Editors, where the funk was the comedy gold
Speaker 1: of Claire attempting to pin a rose on a straight
Speaker 1: jackets On, Katy, you gotta get on the mic. Here
Speaker 1: we go. This is from Liz Earst at Lizard Queen.
Speaker 1: These guys are dressed like their socks tested positive for COVID. Okay,
Speaker 1: socks COVID? Okay, all right, what was the last one?
Speaker 1: Was the last one o the straight jacket? Okay? This
Speaker 1: is from Liz Tunk at Jessy Lizzie raps Claire's dog
Speaker 1: turned out to be a super spreader. I loved her dog.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go home, but it still made me laugh. Um,
Speaker 1: Cheyenne Constant or girl Cracker Chris. No one else in
Speaker 1: the world will be able to fall in love the
Speaker 1: way you're about to love. I end, bitch. We literally
Speaker 1: just did that. They did. Okay, Okay, this is some
Speaker 1: uh Niki Lameshka at end Ameshka things to Prince Harry
Speaker 1: left Royal Family Murder Hornets existed. Postal Service systematically dismantled
Speaker 1: as a mechanics as a mechanism of voter suppression. Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison delivered medical test results head on Oh my God,
Speaker 1: Rebecca fin at phoene. So the casting directors forgot to
Speaker 1: ask Claire if she imprints like a teen lit werewolf.
Speaker 1: They watched her on the show for seven years. She
Speaker 1: literally imprinted on him like was like, Jacob, have you
Speaker 1: guys watched Twilight? Okay, basically the werewolf sees baby bella
Speaker 1: an imprint, like sees her as an infant, and it's like,
Speaker 1: that is my future wife. Like this one made me
Speaker 1: laugh so fucking hard. She imprinted on Dale the second
Speaker 1: he stood out of the world, Like, God damn it,
Speaker 1: that one made me laughs. Okay, um this I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this. My dad had dementia for years. My dad
Speaker 1: when they asked him who the president was, he replied, taft,
Speaker 1: I give you all permission to laugh at this because
Speaker 1: this is a brilliant tweet. So you all have permission.
Speaker 1: This is so fucking funny. As a daughter of a
Speaker 1: man that had dementia for years. This tweet is fucking funny.
Speaker 1: This is from Andrew Shapiro. I'm better than Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to hear about Claire's mom, but I'm
Speaker 1: jealous that she probably doesn't remember Juan Pabla. That's good,
Speaker 1: That's very good. Okay, all right, I have to say,
Speaker 1: so far in the top two, I think our socks
Speaker 1: Covid and Wampablo. Yes, definitely, Jeremy Cotta at JC caught
Speaker 1: ups ABC. You've made every name joke short of catch
Speaker 1: the Clarona virus. Oh, Katie, you have to get off
Speaker 1: for your grounds. Katie. I'm gonna say, did they do that? Though?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that's the claronavirus. That's a good one. That's
Speaker 1: a T shirt. I think catch the Claronavirus is also
Speaker 1: in the running. This is from this is have you
Speaker 1: complex tune in Tuesday to catch the claronavirus? This is
Speaker 1: from Cindy Loose Screw at Cindy Loose Screw the most
Speaker 1: beautiful woman I have seen since my mother. Isn't a
Speaker 1: great start. All right, let's narrow it down to the
Speaker 1: final two I have. I'm gonna narrow it down to
Speaker 1: these three, and then we'll kick one out. Jeremy Conopo
Speaker 1: at j C. Con Ups ABC, You've made every name joke,
Speaker 1: sort of catch the Clara out of virus. Uh. This
Speaker 1: is Andrew Shapiro. I'm so sorry to hear about Claire's mom,
Speaker 1: but I'm jealous that she probably doesn't remember Rue Pablo
Speaker 1: and um Liz Ernst at Lizard Queen. These guys are
Speaker 1: dressed like their socks tested positive for COVID. Which do
Speaker 1: we want to get rid of? Of Of those three? I
Speaker 1: think cod ok So get rid of socks tested positive
Speaker 1: for COVID. Yeah, Okay, Okay, Okay, Claron, Okay, we'll get
Speaker 1: rid of cronovirus. Okay, we'll get rid of clarinavirus. Okay,
Speaker 1: the final two. Here we go Lizards at Lizard Queen.
Speaker 1: These guys are dressed like their socks tested positive for
Speaker 1: COVID or or I'm better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea
Speaker 1: Underscore Shapiro, I'm so sorry to hear about Clair's mom,
Speaker 1: but I'm jealous that she probably doesn't remember Pablo socks
Speaker 1: with COVID or Juan Pablo. I'm going Wan, Pablo, I
Speaker 1: don't know how you beat that that's really good. Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm also gonna go on publics. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be the decider. Katie Jano, Aaron Foley, you know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go with um the one Pablo, just
Speaker 1: because I think it's a type. Her Twitter handle of
Speaker 1: I'm better than Ben Shapiro is absolutely fantastic. So okay,
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict, I don't want to be the one guy.
Speaker 1: I don't even be that guy. But the socks for
Speaker 1: made me laugh. I okay, that's lizards. Okay, Anna, what's
Speaker 1: it gonna be? I mean, it's the one Pa. All Right,
Speaker 1: you are the winner of the very first of Twitter
Speaker 1: of the week of this I'm better than Ben Shapiro
Speaker 1: at Andrea underscore Shapiro, I'm so sorry to hear about
Speaker 1: Claire's mom, but I'm jealous that she probably doesn't remember
Speaker 1: one Pablo. If you yes, Greg, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: not only because I'm an EmPATH, I'm going to predict
Speaker 1: next week's um uh, you know, the next week of
Speaker 1: the week, three of the week. Um, someone who's gonna
Speaker 1: tweet in and say, I don't know what the big
Speaker 1: deal is. I've been wearing a fart ring for fourteen
Speaker 1: going on fifteen years now? Is that woman's name Elizabeth
Speaker 1: gun Elizabeth? If you're like an emerald inside of the
Speaker 1: occasionally the emerald will stick out, Yeah, and Elizabeth underscore. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Here's another review, five Stars. The only reason I watched
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Speaker 1: from Angela mirror Um. Hello, Arna and company. I wanted
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Speaker 1: I listened to podcasts about nine and a half hours
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Speaker 1: you just got robbed today and get ready. Jerry's coming
Speaker 1: up in two weeks, so I think, and we've been
Speaker 1: he's been texting last night and he texted me a
Speaker 1: lot of Okay, we to Watson movie at all, Like
Speaker 1: I got, I got a lot of if you think
Speaker 1: you know, it was incredible and I love that. We
Speaker 1: I feel like with Greg Greenberg now we're like we're
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Speaker 1: What do you think we're doing to people? Anna? Um,
Speaker 1: I think we're bringing them on a journey of a lifetime.
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Speaker 1: quite a season. Boy, what a fantastic premier. What a
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Speaker 1: What would you like to promote? You know, I'm such
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Speaker 1: you like to promote? You have a podcast? Uh? I do.
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Speaker 1: Spate and I are the hosts and we have on
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Speaker 1: yes and uh I caused play as Anna Faris, then
Speaker 1: you should do our show to all of you. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Rob just said, but I want to hang
Speaker 1: out with you Rob soon. Rob. The U s O
Speaker 1: Tour that we just did was virtual and it was
Speaker 1: a comic con for the troops. Well, let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: It was really great, awesome. So I'm on the on Supernatural.
Speaker 1: We're coming to a close. We had the last six
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Speaker 1: of it's like a it's kind of like girls, but
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Speaker 1: oh my god, I love her. I did the Hollow
Speaker 1: Man with her? Was this who is the second woman
Speaker 1: you said, that's so fun. She and soon and soon
Speaker 1: you're gonna have Claire on as one of your older women.
Speaker 1: There you go, it's gonna imprint on you. Um you
Speaker 1: can see me with my fart ring collection or um
Speaker 1: you guys, everybody, I'm gonna I'm gonna give away everybody
Speaker 1: you bought my book. My book is now available worldwide. Fantastic.
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Speaker 1: on a game show in a pandemic whose son had
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Speaker 1: and I make them come to the Bachelorette Tan at work?
Speaker 1: Can people find you? I'm just Anna hosting on Twitter
Speaker 1: getting all your guys as tweets. I literally can't open
Speaker 1: my Twitter on when this show is airing fun It's
Speaker 1: everyone is so on fire. I had thousands of tweets.
Speaker 1: I was hollowing Mr More. You narrowed it down to
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Speaker 1: how willing that one that I texted you guys of
Speaker 1: of the it was a James Gordon and the bridal
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