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Speaker 1: At some point the question was asked, would you rather

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Speaker 1: your social media. And this is the sound today. Would

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Speaker 1: I Live is dumb and happy right now? Go get

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Speaker 1: that from our social media at the Jewil Show. Follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met

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Speaker 1: at the radio station. We actually have like a dog

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Speaker 1: myself being that smart but sad person, and then kind

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it would be nice to be dumb and happy. See,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather be rich and smart, And my video would

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Grab that sound, use it for a video.

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Speaker 1: If I already used this sound, I would find I

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Speaker 1: would be out, you know how you see couples arguing

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Speaker 1: that's going viral on the Internet and the stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: And Jamie Fox. I would love to be Jamie Fox

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Today Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hello, Yes, it's a laudio.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hello, Hello, it's a laudio looking for Sarah. Sarah.

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Speaker 1: This is she? Hello, Hi, it is done. Finished. I

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Speaker 1: put the finishing touches on a moment ago. Oh it's gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, so proud, so proud of me. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: say calling you? Oh? Oh okay, okay, Yes, I just finished.

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Speaker 1: are you talking about my? I cried? Oh okay, are

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Speaker 1: you saying my my wedding dress is done? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I just I don't remember talking to you. He's done. No,

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Speaker 1: it's start. No, it's done, Ilario, finish you finished the dress.

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Speaker 1: With the way you're walking down the aisle and everybody

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Speaker 1: best day ever for me. Well, I I don't. I

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Speaker 1: dress room. I'm a little bit confused, Tammy, Tammy, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit Tammy. Are you walking? Ilario kid

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Speaker 1: Taylor of this establishment. I walk in. I don't work

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Speaker 1: your dress. I look at it. It look how you

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Speaker 1: say basic waiting dress, basic chic? I call it ben't

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Speaker 1: I fire her on the spot, I kick her out.

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Speaker 1: I do the dress. Ilario do himself, Ilario create art

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Speaker 1: is now purple blue. The operations that I ask, what

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Speaker 1: you say purple blue and suit? Yes? Oh it's amazing, Lario.

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Speaker 1: Last minute he find the way to stee pant suit

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Speaker 1: rechange it into purple blue pant suit. No, are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? How is a prople blue panting niople's exposed?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What? Yes, purple blue pant suit nipples exposed

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Speaker 1: How could you do that in my dress? Purple blue?

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Speaker 1: My nipples out? I am not walking down the aisle

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Speaker 1: definitely aren't, because this is actually Jewel from The Jewels

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your friend.

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Speaker 1: Noah sat you up. No, that was great, I think her.

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Speaker 1: That was great. That was true. I am so stressed,

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Speaker 1: I know, but now that you've got to come put

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Speaker 1: you like to my day ideas. It is probably not

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Speaker 1: too like to make those alterations. I mean, I just

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Speaker 1: I want to. No, thank you The Jewbel Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: I really hope today isn't one of the days where

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Speaker 1: we catch a cheater. Why? And because Mitchie is on

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Speaker 1: don't know how old are But Mitchie is on the phone, Mitchie,

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Speaker 1: don't sound like her from the fourties. So you think

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Speaker 1: She's just like an acquaintance. But she texted me a

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Speaker 1: husband at work with another girl. Yeah yeah, but she's

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Speaker 1: only seen pictures of him on Facebook. Oh okay, so

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Speaker 1: the dude? No? What? And you had no idea about,

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Speaker 1: a twin, and many just tried to change the subject. Weird,

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Speaker 1: not even I've never been there. I haven't been there

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Speaker 1: in months. Have you gone there with him before? I

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Speaker 1: don't think? So okay, and so I must have a twin,

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Speaker 1: I've seen people before that I thought was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show? What's a radio show?

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This? This is The Jewel Show? Oh hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? I wasn't expecting you guys to

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Speaker 1: I can't ask what your name is because you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to tell us right now? Oh? Yeah? Do I get

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Speaker 1: Really we used to do. Your name will be Margarita Jones.

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Speaker 1: That's terrible. That's horrible. That's horrible. Yeah, that's terrible, horrible.

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Speaker 1: so we'll well, I was gonna go to Marty, show

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Speaker 1: me your boobs. Why have we been doing this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why are we talking? About boobs and Marty Grass and

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Speaker 1: like Mary is, I don't know, but your anonymous name

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Speaker 1: You have at a little secret. Yes, So here's my

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Speaker 1: driving and like my pastures in the car and I

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Speaker 1: was like taking an app because it was like a

422
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Speaker 1: couple hours away, right, And then I wake up and

423
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Speaker 1: I realized I'd had a wet dream in the car.

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Speaker 1: Whoa cary? Anybody know? You know, well that's two things.

425
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: Like I was a teenager, I had no idea, and

426
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Speaker 1: I was sitting there in the back seat of the

427
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Speaker 1: van freaking out. Oh sorry, and then uh and then

428
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Speaker 1: I would be too And then I was like, are

429
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Speaker 1: they gonna be able to smell it? Like, oh my god,

430
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 1: Like everybody's gonna know, like I just creamed my pants.

431
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna smell that. I'm gonna be outed. Oh my god,

432
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Did anybody see it? Yeah? I don't know. No,

433
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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so like I'm kind of I'm kind

434
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: of naived like this whole like you know, dreaming thing,

435
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 1: getting all like that. So you're in the back of

436
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Speaker 1: the van, and while this is going on sleeping, what's

437
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 1: going on physically that other people who's honestly been could notice,

438
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: Like it physically does the same thing that it does

439
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: when you're awake. It physically does this. That's not my question.

440
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: Oh okay, what somebody? Are you somebody to be able

441
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 1: to tell, like what are you touching? Are you like?

442
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Oh? Oh no, no, I wasn't.

443
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't move like you know, just tested out, no

444
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 1: hands for enrolled or anything. I'm like, you know what

445
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I answer when I've had

446
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: that happened in my life. I don't know if I've

447
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: been moving or not. But it feels like my hips

448
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 1: might have been moving or something. But I don't know.

449
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: I hope to God for your sake that nobody saw

450
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: your hips moving. Did you wake up right you know

451
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: the moment or did you like do it in? No?

452
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Speaker 1: Unfortunately not. I woke up afterwards and then I like,

453
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: look down, I'm like, why is that? Why does things

454
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: feel wet and sticky? Like? Oh my God? Like okay,

455
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: it's like when you woke up, did you remember that

456
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 1: that happened, and yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I

457
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, like this is the only

458
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Speaker 1: gonna be like an hour nap, Like, how does that

459
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 1: like it was a good hour? Well yeah, And if

460
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: they ask you, if they at you about it, you

461
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 1: could just be like, I'm just so excited to go

462
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: to camp, Like I get it, I get it. It's fine.

463
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 1: So how many times? How many times does this happen

464
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Speaker 1: just when you're I mean, when you're like a teenager,

465
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: it happens like all the time. I mean I think

466
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: I could count on one hand. Are you serious when

467
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: you're when you're a teenage boy, like that stuff happens

468
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Speaker 1: all the time. But then also like in the middle

469
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Speaker 1: of just the day, all of a sudden, things like

470
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Speaker 1: to standard attention. Okay, that doesn't happen when you're an

471
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Speaker 1: adult that much, right, it hardly ever does. My daughter,

472
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Speaker 1: so she, you know, was in high school, and she

473
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Speaker 1: was telling me that there was this one kid who

474
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: you know, that happens too, but he like doesn't care

475
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: and he like shows it off. That kid's a perfect yea,

476
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: he loves That is the beginning of a perfect serious

477
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Speaker 1: What was going on when I was in middle school,

478
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Speaker 1: and like I would wear like gin shorts a lot

479
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Speaker 1: because I just thought that was in the convenience and

480
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Speaker 1: I would totally have to like try and hide it.

481
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I would have to tuck it into

482
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 1: like the waste of a hand. Yeah. Why, I can't

483
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: even believe flip it up talking about that. Flip it up?

484
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Speaker 1: All right, well that's true. Thank you for telling us.

485
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. All right, man, I have a

486
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: good night tonight. Yeah, sweet dreams. Then Jewels Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron n, the Idiot News Network where

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00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday, May twentieth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh

490
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 1: and I think I just realized I'm a woman. Oh

491
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Speaker 1: more on that in just a second, But first, let's

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. Not good news for me. I'm Alex

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Speaker 1: Fresh and it's twenty twenty two and people are still

494
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Speaker 1: getting things stuck up their backside. I'm Christian Grace Snow

495
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Speaker 1: And if you're looking to relocate to New York City

496
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Speaker 1: and live your Carrie Bradshaw fantasy, think again. All right,

497
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: coming up on that in my story. That's coming up

498
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Speaker 1: in my story more on those in just a second

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Speaker 1: before you first story. The day of the I n

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Speaker 1: the Adiant News network where he are Just News, they

501
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: report the news. I think I might be a woman,

502
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: and I think my wife might be a man. Okay,

503
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: why because they just released the study that says that

504
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: giving a man a hug doesn't help reduce his stress

505
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: or anxiety level. Are you sure about that? That's a

506
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: new study out of Germany that says that women's stress

507
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: levels tend to drop when they're significant other hugs them,

508
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 1: and then they tested men and apparently it does nothing

509
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 1: for men except for me. It's really the only thing

510
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: I need when I'm worked up, and for Alex if

511
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: you try to hug your show, punch you in the

512
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: face when she's upset. So I think I found out

513
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: that I'm a woman. Okay, Well if that's the case,

514
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: an I'm a woman too, and my wife is a man. Yeah.

515
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't really like hugs, No she doesn't. And then

516
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: I like beg for a hug if I'm upset, Right,

517
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: if I actually like him, Damn, I must be a

518
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: horrible ass wife. You give me, I'll give you more hugs.

519
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: You give me hugs I need them you do, Okay.

520
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why you took it that way, because

521
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: I still said, Alex and I are married. If you

522
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: can't help, you shouldn't feel bad. You give me hugs

523
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: when I need them. I'm just saying, according to this study,

524
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: men don't need hugs, but I know that I do,

525
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: so I think that I must not be a man.

526
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: How many men were asked? I have no idea. That's

527
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: interesting to know. I think that maybe this is just

528
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 1: a skewed study because men aren't in touch with their emotions.

529
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 1: So even though they are benefiting from getting a hug,

530
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: they don't realize they're benefiting from getting up. Yeah, there's

531
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: nothing you and I'm a woman and I'm not. No,

532
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: I think you're in touch with your emotions. You know,

533
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's all based on the individual, right,

534
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: Like some people a hug does nothing for them. Yeah,

535
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 1: some people hug for me. If I'm worked up, like

536
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm going through something and Alex even touches

537
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: my hand, I'm like, oh my god, this is so

538
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: much better, thank you. But for Alex, she just needs space, right,

539
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: So if like she's worked up, she just needs you

540
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: to go away for a minute. You know, that's all

541
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: just the way people like deal with stuff. Everyone's different. Yeah,

542
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: So when we're really pissing each other, you just want

543
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: me to come and give you a hug. Yeah, And

544
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: when you're really pissed at me, you just want me

545
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: to give you a hug. I don't get really pissed

546
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: at you. But if I did get really pissed, yeah,

547
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: you do. Absolutely. If I get you, absolutely do. Okay,

548
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: I guess I do. But yes, when I'm pissed at you,

549
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: if you gave me a hugg, you probably would help everything.

550
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: Yeah right, so yeah, good to know already. Then more hugs.

551
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: I'll just start being like because I know I obviously

552
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: get mad a lot, so I like, obviously, what do

553
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: you mean you just said you don't, Well I don't.

554
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you feel like I do, then I do.

555
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: So this is turned into a weird therapy session. Let's

556
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: just go to the next story. This is the i

557
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

558
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For next story

559
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: of the day, let's send it on over to Alex three,

560
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: who's on location. I've had a doctor's office. A vibrating

561
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: thing was removed from a famous TikTok. Well, I don't

562
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: know how famous she is. TikToker is behind dear God. Yeah,

563
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: and I don't know why she decided to have to

564
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: blast it all over the internet. Yeah, because now here

565
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: we are talking about it. Yeah. So, like, I don't

566
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: really like these stories because it doesn't make sense, Like

567
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: how can you not get it out? And why is

568
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: it that far up? It was only three inches, so

569
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: she had to get a surgically removed. And I'm just

570
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: confused by that. It's just a confusing thing for me.

571
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, why isn't there like a string on the

572
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: end at this point, Like it's gotten stuck up. How

573
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: many people imagine to be put to sleep to have

574
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: something removed from your tail? And they put up there

575
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: went up and they're like, everything went great, sweetie, we

576
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: got it all. Yeah. They tried twice before they actually

577
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: had to put her to sleep and take it out.

578
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: What Wow, it was only three inches and she had

579
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: to go to sleep. She went to sleep because her

580
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: kids were sleeping, and then she went to the hospital

581
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: the next morning. Oh my god, stop putting things up there, people,

582
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: I mean you can just like, I don't know, don't

583
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: get it stuck? Yeah, Like it's weird. How do you

584
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: get a stuck? How how is it getting stuck like

585
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: a string on the end. Alex's point about putting a

586
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: string on the end, I think is a great point.

587
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: Anything that's designed to go up there, actually, well anything

588
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: that's not nailed down, because people put all kinds of

589
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: things up there, always put a string on the end

590
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: in case you need to pull it out. All right,

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00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: this is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

592
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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the

593
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Speaker 1: news for next story the day. Let's sit it on

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Speaker 1: over to Christian Gray Snow, who is on location in

595
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Speaker 1: New York where concrete jungle where you're not making any

596
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Speaker 1: dreams coming true. Sorry, the Alicia Keys and Jay z'son

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00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: does not apply to this situation because there are a

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Speaker 1: shortage of apartments available in the Big Apple. According to Curb,

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Speaker 1: there are less than eight thousand units available across New

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Speaker 1: York City, but when it comes to Airbnbs available over

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Speaker 1: twenty thousand. Yes, so Curb suggests that there is obviously

602
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: a correlation between New York cities housing shortage and you

603
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: know people having airbnbs as like a means of extra income, etc.

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00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: So if you're looking to move to New York, good luck.

605
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: Just rent an Airbnb like a couple of years. Just

606
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: get you a long term rental for yeah, like three years. Yeah.

607
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: Then the Adian News Network where adios aren't just in

608
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Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. Tune in tomorrow for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report from the I n N. Same time.

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Speaker 1: Ten tomorrow, same time. That's what I don't really say.

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Speaker 1: But I forgot that one part that I don't really say. Tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: same time for another hard hitting report from the I

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Speaker 1: n N. And your phone prank happens every single hour

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Speaker 1: on the twenties or next one is coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes. The Jubil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. It's time

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Speaker 1: for your brand new phone, Frank, and today I'm excited

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Speaker 1: for this one. You are, yeah, because one of our

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Speaker 1: listeners named Holly is on the phone and she wants

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Speaker 1: us to prank her friend, Samantha, And I guess Samantha's

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Speaker 1: a mine And I've never talked to a mind before.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be cool, So Holly, you want

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Speaker 1: to prank your friend because she's a min Yes, my

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Speaker 1: friend Samantha is very very passionate about being a mime,

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Speaker 1: and she ates private parties and she only does have

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Speaker 1: if they pay her a lot, and she just did

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Speaker 1: one and she hated it. And I just I want

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Speaker 1: you to call and pretend to be one of the

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Speaker 1: people from a party. I can definitely do that. All right,

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00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone over right now here we go. Hello,

631
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's that? Hello? I'm hello, I'm sorry? What's that?

632
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: Can you say that one more time? Please? Who are you?

633
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: I knew it, I knew it. I knew it. This

634
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: is amazing. Hey, how you doing? This? Is Pete Eakins?

635
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: Do you remember me from the other night? What are

636
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: you talking about? The party? They were a miman at

637
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh yep. I'm the guy that kept trying to get

638
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: you to talk. I got your information from the company.

639
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: I tracked you down, and hot damn, I knew she

640
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: could talk. I was like determined when I when you

641
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: were at my friend's party and I was trying to

642
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: talk to you about but trying to make you make

643
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: noise and stuff, and I was like, I've never seen

644
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: a mime talk, and I was joking around with you,

645
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: and you didn't look very happy about that, But I

646
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: get it. You were in character and you probably were

647
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: just like wanting to laugh, but you can't laugh because

648
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: mimon right, Well, that's why they pay me the big bucks.

649
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: And you were being very annoying. Whoa not only does

650
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: she talk, she's feisty. Geez, yeah, I would. I don't

651
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: know what the problem is that I thought you'd have

652
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: a lot of fun with this that I called you up.

653
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: I thought I found your number and tracked you down

654
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: and called you up to prove that I could get

655
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: you to talk. I know yet a voice. I knew it.

656
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: So you thought I would enjoy you stalking me? Well,

657
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: I I mean that term is a rough term to use.

658
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: I would say, I wasn't stalking. Well, are you reaching

659
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: out to me because you want to hire me? Or

660
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: are you just calling me to bother me? Well, I

661
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: was calling to joke around with you because I thought

662
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: we bonded at that party you were at. You were

663
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: doing all the mime stuff and I was sitting there

664
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: and I was trying to screw you up because I

665
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: knew I could do it. And then all of a sudden,

666
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: I find a dollar phone number and you answer all

667
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: I was getting paid to do a job, just like

668
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: a hooker. Do you try to make your prostitute moan? No,

669
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: you don't. Well, okay, I know about you. I got

670
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: your phone a row. Have you've been researching maybe in

671
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: stalking me? Now? What what are you talking about? I'm

672
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,399
Speaker 1: talking about that you brought up Candice and I don't

673
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: know what she has to do with this at all anyway. No,

674
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: I don't try to do that. I don't care. I

675
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: just want to help her out and give her some

676
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: money and helps me out. And I don't know why

677
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: I got so personal. Okay, Well, the only people that

678
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: want to be around you are getting paid, like myself

679
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: the other night. Okay, well that was a little bit hurtful,

680
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: I think, And I'm also you asked for it. I'm

681
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna go ahead and do

682
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: it alone. I'm going to ruin you. You're going to

683
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: ruin me? Yes, yes, I am don't mind you think

684
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: I have any self respect. I pretend that there are

685
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: things there that are not there, like my life empty

686
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: and nothing. How the far are you going to ruin me.

687
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: You sad little man. I got your picture from the

688
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: party the other night because we were taking picks. I'm

689
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: going to post it on a mind blog and tell

690
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: everybody that you talk. I caught you. I'm as well blog.

691
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how do you know? I know how well?

692
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: I guess you'd know because you're a mim. I don't know.

693
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: Actually I figured there'd be a mind blog out right.

694
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up. Oh no, no, don't don't do that. Yeah,

695
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: first I have to let you know it's a prank

696
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 1: phone call. This is actually Double from The Jewel Show

697
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: doing a phone break on you and your friend Hollies

698
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: on the phone because you sat you up all right?

699
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Holy you know, this is my worst nightmare.

700
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: Somebody asking me to talk as a mine. I know,

701
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: wasn't that funny? Uh? Not really? Then Jebel Show on

702
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: Demand First Date follow Up. Devin is on the phone

703
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: today for a first date follow up and he's not

704
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: getting a call back from Wendy's, Wendy's or Windy. I

705
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: think her name is just Wendy. I don't think it's

706
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: all of Wendy's. But he's not getting a call back

707
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: from Windy we went on a date with, and he

708
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: doesn't know why. We're gonna see what we canna help

709
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: him out. Right now, First of all, Devin, before we

710
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: ask you about your date, is this the Windy that

711
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: is like the face of Wendy's or a different person

712
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: named Wendy that you went out with that was a

713
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: different person? Yeah? Okay, cool. I wasn't sure. You never know,

714
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: all right, So how long has it been since you talked?

715
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: Since you last talked to Wendy I spoke to her,

716
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: I'd say, like about a week. It's come up on

717
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: a week now a week, okay? And how many times

718
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: have you reached out to her in that week? I

719
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: reached out two times. I'm contemplating a third, all right,

720
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: I would say, don't do the third yet. Now we'll

721
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: be thir Actually okay, So tell us about your date

722
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: with Windy. Yeah. So, um, she seemed really cool over taxed,

723
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: you know, we did the whole app thing, and so

724
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: I was like great. So she decided we could meet up,

725
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, awesome. I know a great hiking

726
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: trail that we could go to that stout far from us.

727
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: So I picked her up and we went over to

728
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: you know, the place to start the hike essentially, And

729
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: when we got there, it turned out that the for

730
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: whatever reason, the trail was closed that day. Oh yeah yeah,

731
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: so and I talked to I felt back because I'm like,

732
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: I talked this hiking trail up like a lot. Like

733
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're gonna you're not gonna see better views anywhere.

734
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: And then it's like, well, if we have a view

735
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: of a gate essentially, um, so what do you do?

736
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you do in that moment? Though?

737
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: That was your whole day, right was to go hiking.

738
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: That was what you had planned. Yeah, I was. I

739
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: got really nervous, so like I don't know what to do.

740
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: But then we were just talking and then I'm like,

741
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: wait a minute, we could make this into like we

742
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: just like we brought food like sandwiches, and so we

743
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: just decided we could just get to know each other

744
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: in my car and we just talked that we actually

745
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: had like really good Oh you mean just eat the

746
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: sandwiches and stuff like get to know each other in

747
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: your car. I was like, whoa that got a first date? Yeah,

748
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: the first date. So I tried to tried to be

749
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: a gentleman. I guess, And and yeah, we just talked.

750
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: It was really nice and we ate and it actually

751
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 1: like turned out to be while used to me, I

752
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: thought it was like a really good first date. Well

753
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: why do you think that you're not getting in a

754
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: call back? Then? See, I've just been rattling my brain

755
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: about it, like what what could I have done? But

756
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: if I were to think of something, it's probably because

757
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: like I did talk about this hike and then the

758
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: hike did not happen. So right, I'm like this, do

759
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: you think that I'm just really bad at planning or

760
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: like I just don't know hiking trails from closed hiking trail?

761
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. So yeah, I'm sure. Maybe

762
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: that wasn't the best first impression, I guess, But aside

763
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: from that, I'm not really sure. Well, I guess you

764
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: could have known it was closed if you like looked

765
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: up the hike beforehand. So well, well hike is closed, right,

766
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: Why didn't you choose another hike? Like there aren't there

767
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: like a plenty of hikes out there. There's only one

768
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: hike in town. Yeah, I mean I think I just

769
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: like I wasn't thinking honestly, Like I was totally gung hoe,

770
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 1: thinking this hike is gonna seal the deal, and then

771
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: when it didn't, I was like, what do I do?

772
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: And hike? Going on another hike was not the idea. Clearly,

773
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: I guess I probably would have done the same thing

774
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: producer been. It brings up a very good point. You

775
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: can go, well, let's just see if there's another hike

776
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: around that is open. But I would probably panic, like

777
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: You'll be like, well, now all we gotta do is

778
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: eat in the car. Yeah, you get it, thank you,

779
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: thank you, you get it. But I would also if

780
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: I wasn't getting a call back, go oh, I probably

781
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: could have looked around for another hike. And maybe she didn't.

782
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: I mean, did she seem like she was having fun

783
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: in the car though, Like did she like you were?

784
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: I mean, she seemed like very conversational, so I thought

785
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: so again, I thought we were vibing pretty well, like

786
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: we felt like good chemistry given the conversation. So I

787
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: thought I would maybe get like a text back or

788
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: something at this point. Okay, and how did it end?

789
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: Did you get a kiss? So I took her back

790
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: to her place, and then I just felt like, I guess,

791
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 1: like terrible from what had happened earlier. I did a hug.

792
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: I didn't go into the kids. I was really reading that,

793
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: so I was just like, I'll just hug her. And

794
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: then so I just hug during that. Was it? Okay?

795
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: Well ghosted? Yeah, we'll see if we can figure it

796
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: out for you a play a song, come back and

797
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: then call Windy and see if we can find out

798
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: why she's not going why should not calling you back

799
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: and get you another date? Okay, awesome, thank you guys.

800
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it next. Did just joining us.

801
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: Devin is on the phone and he wants to call

802
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: Windy today because Windy is ghosting him. After or they

803
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 1: went out on a hiking date, except they didn't hike.

804
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: He met her online. They were supposed to go on

805
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: this hike. They got there, it was closed and so

806
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: and so he decided so they decided to just eat

807
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: in his car the stuff that the food that they

808
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: brought with them, Yeah, sandwiches that they brought with them

809
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: in his car. And that was pretty much the date

810
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: he dropped her off. He thinks he's not getting a

811
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: call back because maybe it was a bad look that

812
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: the place he took her was closed. And then he

813
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: didn't think of another option other than eating in the car,

814
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: but who knows, it could be something else. So we're

815
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna call her right now. Anyway, anything else you want

816
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: to say before we make our phone call to Windy Devon? No,

817
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,919
Speaker 1: I thank you recaped that pretty well? All right, Well

818
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: here we go. We'll see if we can, we'll see

819
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: why should not calling you back and if we get

820
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: another date? Hello, Hi, may I speak to Wendy please?

821
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: This is she who thank you for asking. This is

822
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: Jewel from a radio show called The Jewel Show. And

823
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: this is Alex my show called the radio show called

824
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. And this is Bennett. This is a

825
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 1: producer on a radio show called The jew Bil Show.

826
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: And we're calling you because we do a segment on

827
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 1: our show called the First Date follow Up. Do you

828
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: know what that is? I mean it sounds like I

829
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: understand what it sounds like. What does it sound like

830
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: to you? A first date follow up? It's a segment

831
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: where if if you go out on a first date

832
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: with someone and then ended up getting ghosted, they can

833
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: email us to get you on the phone and ask

834
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: what happened. And so that's why we're calling you today.

835
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: Because you recently went out with a dude named Devin

836
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: for a hike that never happened, and now you're not

837
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: calling him back, and he wants to know why. Oh

838
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: my god, it's he's not on the line right. Well,

839
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: we just want to know. I mean, we're just we're

840
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: wondering if you could tell us what happened on our date. Yeah. Yeah,

841
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: we didn't really do anything on the date. We sat

842
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,919
Speaker 1: in his car and we ate food sandwich and yeah,

843
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: we had sandwiches in his car where there was no view.

844
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: He promised me these like amazing views. And we got

845
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: there and the place was totally closed, which could have

846
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: been avoided with a simple phone call to like check

847
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: in and see if the place was open. But it's

848
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: a hike, there's one thing that's going to be closed.

849
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: I mean some do close. I mean that's fair. I guess,

850
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: like I was a little irritated about it, but you know,

851
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: he kind of pitched this idea of like, you know,

852
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: we'll sit in the car and we'll eat these sandwiches

853
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: and we can get to know one another. And at

854
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: first when he said that, I was like, oh, that's

855
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: kind of cute. It kind of I don't know, like

856
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: it reminds me of a nineties movie kind of romantic thing.

857
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: And then we sat in his car was super hot.

858
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: His interior is black. He didn't turn on the car.

859
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 1: I mean he turned on the car for like a

860
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: little bit of music, but not DC. He opened the

861
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: windows and I was roasting in there. The food when

862
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: he ate, like went everywhere. He's like a really messy eater,

863
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: and I'm completely grossed out by stuff like that. Like

864
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: he had food in his tea, he had food all

865
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: around his lap. The sandwich like it was the sandwich.

866
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: I can't I was blown away at the amount of

867
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:34,439
Speaker 1: food on his person instead of okay, I couldn't help it. Okay,

868
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 1: the bread was solved. Oh oh my god, I'm sorry.

869
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: Well too early, but that happened sometimes when when it

870
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: comes to dating Wendy on the phone right there, the

871
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: person that said something about soft bread that um is Devin.

872
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone listening. I don't know if

873
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: you notice how I evaded your question earlier when you

874
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: asked if he was on the phone. I didn't answer

875
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: you because I didn't want to lie to you. Yes

876
00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: he is Hi, Hi Devin. Yeah, anywhere I'm good to

877
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: hear from you. Um, I think that's a little unfair.

878
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: I mean, because you know, the sandwiches have been sitting

879
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: in like that, you know, olive oil for a while.

880
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: It was the bread was soft. Okay, that's why it

881
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: was messy because it was very soft bread and it

882
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 1: was kind of drenched in the oil. Okay, so that's

883
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: not really fair. I don't think. I mean, bread is

884
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,919
Speaker 1: soft like that. It does get stuck in your teeth.

885
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: You said it was on his teeth. Could it have

886
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: just been the soft bread? I was on his it

887
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: was all over him. Well I don't remember that. But

888
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: like what I mean was that it was it because

889
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: because of that, Like I'm sorry, Devin. I know it

890
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: sounds like insane, but I just like I can't be

891
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: around people that eat like that. It just really is

892
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: a turn off. Okay, But like it wasn't me though

893
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: it was the bread was soft, and we had not

894
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: soft bread. It wouldn't have been an egg. It wasn't

895
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 1: because the bread was soft. It's just that you're kind

896
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: of a sloppy eater. So like I went soft because

897
00:45:54,960 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 1: I wasn't really into what you were doing. Oh Okay,

898
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: look Normally, when you eat sandwiches, the bread doesn't get

899
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: your teeth because it's not soft. But in this case,

900
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 1: the bread was very soft and it was just getting

901
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: in my teeth. And I normally don't eat well, I'm

902
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,959
Speaker 1: not a swab when I eat, okay, but I also

903
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: don't usually eat soft bread, all right. So that's just

904
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: the problem here is the bread was soft. And I

905
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 1: know how sandwiches work. I know how work, okay, but

906
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: like when do you you know how sandwiches can get

907
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: like when the bread is soft, it can just get

908
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: in your teeth, Like I'm sure that's happened to you before, right,

909
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: Like you get that, right. That has literally never happened

910
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: to me eating a sandwich ever, and I've never had

911
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: someone not caught me because of the way that I eat. Okay, cute, No, no, no,

912
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: you're just lying right now, all right. You have totally

913
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 1: had soft bread in your teeth before. You're just lying

914
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: right now, Devin. If you're saying the bread was soft,

915
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: and I ate the same bread and sandwich that you

916
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: ate and didn't leave an entire mess all over my

917
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: mouth and my purse sin, so clearly there's a disconnect.

918
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 1: It's not about the bread. It's not about the bread, Devon,

919
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: It's not about the bread. It's about you, and I

920
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: don't want to go out with you again. Well, hold on,

921
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: don't don't get too don't go too quick on that.

922
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: I want to ask you, Wendy, would you like to

923
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: go out with Devin again on another date? We'll pay

924
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, you got ahead of yourself. No, I

925
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: do not. I do not know what you can give me.

926
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: You can send me on my own and I can

927
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: have a hard sandwich. Oh well, I know, like another

928
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: really good restaurant, and I will call them to make

929
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: sure they're open. I think you'd have a really good time. Yeah,

930
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 1: and now how's their bread? I you know, I'm sure

931
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: it's on the harder side. That's good news. Okay, I

932
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: think I just started switching to salads. Actually, would you

933
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: be willing to go on another date with Devin if

934
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: if we make sure that there's some hard bread there?

935
00:47:55,120 --> 00:48:01,959
Speaker 1: You guys know, I'm sorry, sorry, Devin. No, it's it's fine.

936
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 1: I honestly don't even want to go out with her

937
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: at this point. Anyways, I'm going to find someone who

938
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: actually appreciates what I what I did, and what I

939
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: tried to do at least. So thanks anyway, guys, good

940
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: luck to you, and I'll find somebody who doesn't eat

941
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:20,959
Speaker 1: like a slob. It was soft Bro The Jewels Show

942
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hello there.

943
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say your name because you're anonymous. That

944
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: would ruin the whole thing. Nobody knows who you are, right, Okay,

945
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: so you have a dirty little secret that you want

946
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: to tell us, So yeah, I do. Awesome, let's hear it.

947
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 1: So this happened more than forty years ago. I'm forty

948
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: years ago. That's a while. That was young and well,

949
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: thank you. It was on the end, on the other

950
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: side of the country. It happened on the other the

951
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: country forty years ago. So your dirty little secret happened

952
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: forty years ago on the other side of the country

953
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 1: of a movie. I've had my name legally changed. What

954
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: because of the secret? Yes? Whoa wow? What did you do?

955
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: The good one? Who did you kill? Are you Amanda? What?

956
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: I didn't? I did not kill anyone. But I was

957
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: dating a guy whose father was into drug smuggling and

958
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: diamond smuggling, and he murdered early remember, and I know

959
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,919
Speaker 1: where the body is thinking and what I know where

960
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: the body is very s legit. No way, that's crazy.

961
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: So did you did you change your name to get

962
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: away from the authorities or to get away from that

963
00:49:54,320 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: dude or both? No? Um, everybody who was in alten

964
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: that is now dead. I'm the only one left alive.

965
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: The only reason okay, I can tell the story now.

966
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: The guy that I was dating is now dead. His

967
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: father who murdered the guy, is dead. The guy who

968
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: was a family member, he's obviously dead. Nobody's looking for him.

969
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: Nobody has ever looked for him, and nobody's ever going

970
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: to look for him. But I know where he's buried. Whoa,

971
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: that is insane. That sounds like a movie for it. Well,

972
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: with all these people that died, was there any foul

973
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 1: play in the other deaths? No, they were suicides. Oh

974
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: oh dang, that's crazy though, So you know where? You

975
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: know where this person is buried? And I do a hint.

976
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: It's on the other side of the country. All right,

977
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: why don't like so you don't want anybody to look

978
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: for it? And have you ever thought about maybe it's

979
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: the victims families to get closure? She doesn't have any family.

980
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,479
Speaker 1: Why I can I can tell this. Nobody's ever looked

981
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: from him. Nobody is going to, oh, I got you

982
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: that he doesn't have any family. And that's why I

983
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 1: feel comfortable, little secret. Have you ever thought of writing

984
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: a book about your life? Actually, I've been told I should. Yeah,

985
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: changed her name, you had to change your name. You

986
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: can do so much. I've known some people in my

987
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: life that I think are pretty interesting people, right, Um,

988
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: never met one who had to change her name, move

989
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 1: across the country because they were dating someone whose father

990
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: was a drug and diamond smuggler who killed a guy.

991
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,760
Speaker 1: And then you know where the body is, But everybody

992
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: and the whole thing is gone now because they all died,

993
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 1: and you're the only person alive who knows where this

994
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: body is that nobody wants to find. That's insane, right

995
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, it's like the American Pablo Escoball. So

996
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: how are you doing now? I mean, obviously that must

997
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,959
Speaker 1: have been a very um tumultuous time in your life,

998
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: Like that must have been pretty crazy, Like how are

999
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: you now? Though? I'm doing well. I was a teenager

1000
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: back then and it was it was pretty brutal, But um,

1001
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm a grown up now, dangan, that is a story. Yeah,

1002
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: that is well, thank you for telling us your dirt

1003
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: a little secret. Thank you so much. You're welcome to

1004
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. Yeah, and I can't wait

1005
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: till the movie comes out of Buy a ticket then

1006
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on Demand and welcome back to America's favorite

1007
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: new game shows. Stupid Internet Questions. I'm your host, Don Dunkler,

1008
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: and today's stupid Internet question comes straight from the Internet.

1009
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: The question is what tourist attractions aren't really worth it? Oh,

1010
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: that's what people are discussing today on the internet. Anywhere

1011
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: that you know of that is a tourist attraction that

1012
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: people go to visit in the world, if you've been there,

1013
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: which one is not really worth it? That's today's stupid

1014
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: Internet question. I'm Don Donfler. Welcome to the show. All right, Well,

1015
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here thinking about the aquarium. Yeah, like

1016
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: any aquarium, any aquarium, really, Oh my goodness, I think

1017
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: it stinks so bad I can't handle it. It smells.

1018
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: Is that what you say, Christian? The aquarium. I've never

1019
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: smelled in Aquarien. Do an aquarium? Well, you don't think

1020
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: it an aquarium? Stinks. I'm too I'm too busy having

1021
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: fun at aquariums. I love aquariums and nose to smell. Also,

1022
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: my nose is terrible. I don't why haven't we ever

1023
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: been to an aquarium that if you love them so much?

1024
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: Because we're married, if you can, yeah, Alex and I

1025
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: are married. If you didn't know that, I think I've

1026
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: suggested the aquarium before and really yeah, And then I

1027
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: think both of us were like, yeah, no, I don't

1028
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: feel like Okay, actually you're ringing a bell now that

1029
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: you say that I like aquariums. Well, you like so

1030
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: much about it. There's so many cool fish. It's the

1031
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: same thing every single time, and then it stinks. And

1032
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: then also same thing with the zoo animals, they're like

1033
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: hiding away. Yeah, they're just bored. They see so many

1034
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: people that day. They don't want to entertain you, Like,

1035
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 1: I feel bad, No, I don't go to the same

1036
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: thing with aquariums. Yea, yeah, I guess you're right now.

1037
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: I feel bad that I like the aquariums, but because

1038
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: I don't like zoos, so same opinion. They're on that

1039
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: same thing. Zoos are overrated. Zoos are also cruel. I

1040
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: think really honestly like they are. I know they always

1041
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: say that they're not. They go, well, we you know,

1042
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: make it like exactly like their natural habitat. Except in

1043
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: their natural habitat they can go wherever they want. They

1044
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 1: don't run up against glass. Their habitat is an entire

1045
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: like continent. Yeah, whatever they want. And also do those

1046
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,680
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Speaker 1: Even as a kid, I was like, no, you know

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