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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1: Garrett has the phone tap. What do you have today?
Speaker 1: Susan wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Gerald. Now,
Speaker 1: the couple recently moved into a new home that has
Speaker 1: an association attached to their home. So Gerald wants to
Speaker 1: get rid of this old tree that's in front of
Speaker 1: his house, right, but he can't because there's rules, you know.
Speaker 1: So he's put some calls into the association saying, hey,
Speaker 1: can you help me get rid of this? So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna return the call to Gerald saying, hey, here are
Speaker 1: the rules you can't do? All right, there are rules.
Speaker 1: Let's explore Garrett's phone tap listening. Hello, I'm looking for
Speaker 1: a Gerald.
Speaker 3: This is Gerald. How can I help you?
Speaker 1: I'm Jeffrey Probes. I work With's Glaid Issues Association.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1: As the board president? That's why I'm calling. According to
Speaker 1: the law of the association, Unfortunately, you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: cut down the tree.
Speaker 3: Why it's on my property that I've just bought. It's
Speaker 3: an I soore, So why do I not have the
Speaker 3: discretion to cut it down?
Speaker 1: If I want to well, that tree has been there
Speaker 1: since the inception of the association, So it's kind of
Speaker 1: like sacred grounds.
Speaker 3: Who is on my land that you don't know how
Speaker 3: much of a pain that is causing us. It looks terrible.
Speaker 3: You're you're the president of the homeowners association. Have you
Speaker 3: driven around the neighborhood. Do you see that tree?
Speaker 1: No? I totally understand where you're coming from with it,
Speaker 1: and that's totally fine. But I just wanted because we've
Speaker 1: gotten a few complaints from neighbors.
Speaker 3: They're hell with neighbors complaining bylaws.
Speaker 1: That's how we move forward as a community. We go
Speaker 1: by the bylaws.
Speaker 3: I don't give up flying about a bylaws. The community
Speaker 3: ain't paying my mortgage, they ain't paying none of my
Speaker 3: utilities or nothing. That tree is ugly as hell, and
Speaker 3: I'm about to cut it.
Speaker 1: Did you read did you read your content book when
Speaker 1: when you first moved in?
Speaker 3: Yes, I read the damn content book. I know all
Speaker 3: about the bylaws and they're obsolete. They're crazy. Y'all wanted
Speaker 3: somebody to buy the house. I got the house. We're
Speaker 3: good neighbors. We don't cause any problem. But you saying
Speaker 3: that I can't because the bylaws, and y'all won't.
Speaker 1: Actually, we've been getting complaints from a few of the neighbors.
Speaker 3: Right, I've been in less than two weeks. Who the
Speaker 3: sam hell is complaining on me?
Speaker 1: All right, well, mister Smithersteen actually left a voicemail for me.
Speaker 3: Who the hell is mister Smitherstein. The only person I
Speaker 3: know in the neighborhood is my girlfriend because she lives
Speaker 3: with me. Who is Sam Allan Smitherstein.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, well he's he's he's one of the first
Speaker 1: people to move into the association.
Speaker 3: Oh so he's older than the bilogs of carrying off?
Speaker 1: Well, sir, okay, well he actually I actually he left
Speaker 1: a voicemail, so I can hold on. Let me just
Speaker 1: play it.
Speaker 3: Back to play a complaint.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jeffrey, are you there, Jeffrey, it's it's it's Dino.
Speaker 2: I'm just calling about the tree. I saw this couple
Speaker 2: move in and they said that they were trying to.
Speaker 1: Cut it down.
Speaker 2: I saw the equipment in everything. I'm just calling. Why
Speaker 2: would they knock down the tree. It's a legacy tree.
Speaker 2: It's a legacy tree. It's been in the community for years.
Speaker 3: It's really that's the that's the that's the complaint to
Speaker 3: talk about a legacy tree. I tell you what I
Speaker 3: want to do, and your legacy tree. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm getting in the car now. We're gonna tell this
Speaker 3: an hour and a half and you'll see me then, Gary,
Speaker 3: are there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to we have to end it now.
Speaker 1: Like he's in his car. We got to stop him now,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, let's call him right back, give
Speaker 1: me a give me just like one or two minutes
Speaker 1: of just messing with him, and then we'll bust a joke.
Speaker 3: Okay, he can't drive that step far away from work
Speaker 3: for no reason. He can't do that. That's that's his job.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: I'm in trouble, Jerald, What what's up? You're play? Hell? No,
Speaker 3: I'm not alright. The homeowners association they won't let us
Speaker 3: cut down that has tree in the yard, and they
Speaker 3: I just got off of the phone with these jerks.
Speaker 3: I'm on my way. I am peed off because when
Speaker 3: I get to the house, that damn tree is gone.
Speaker 3: There is no way in hell I'm gonna let that
Speaker 3: ugly tree stay in our yard. Legacy tree or not.
Speaker 3: You already let's work. I mean, yes, yeah, I'm already
Speaker 3: in the car. I'll be home and now probably fifty minutes.
Speaker 3: This is I'm not dealing with this anymore. I'm on
Speaker 3: my way now. They're gonna.
Speaker 1: Gerald, Gerald, Hey, yeah, yeah, go on. Gerald. My name
Speaker 1: is Garre from Elvis dur in the Morning Show. And
Speaker 1: you just got phone tap by your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I got a phone tap. Oh I was famous. You
Speaker 3: don't really need work. I'm in the parking lot trying
Speaker 3: to get my thoughts together before I get there. Oh
Speaker 3: you think that's funny.
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