WEBVTT - My Aunties Bike

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after It's my Strawberry letter forward today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject is I need more than hugging and hunching. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right right now, not a learning Worse than hunching

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<v Speaker 1>is like blinding. Yeah, alright, alright, but right now the

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<v Speaker 1>nephew in the building prank phone calling us. What you

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<v Speaker 1>got for is today? Now? My aint is bike. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's get a cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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<v Speaker 1>the ball. And then this this this K dub Man. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>do do do you know somebody to live on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>My mama, My mom stayed on, who was this? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>This this K doub Man. My auntie missed Tinsley, she

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<v Speaker 1>live now? My auntie say you are came over here

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<v Speaker 1>and stole a bicycle and some other stuff out of

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<v Speaker 1>her garage. Okay, hold up, first of all, who is you? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I told a bike at somebody garage? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is Kay? I don't know know? Kay? Does this is?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Kay dub Man. My auntie ms Tinsley little

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<v Speaker 1>down the street from your mama, and my anti just

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<v Speaker 1>got telling me you're the one came and when and

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<v Speaker 1>took a bike in a tool box or somebody that garage. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I don't even know no, damn miss Tinsley.

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<v Speaker 1>And second of all, I don't steal your your aunt

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put a point on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, man, put your amy on the phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't stole nothing from know what I ain't got. She

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<v Speaker 1>can't talk any can't talk to you? Why she ain't talk?

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<v Speaker 1>She said, I sold so No, my ain't my auntie deaf?

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<v Speaker 1>She signed language me and told me that you do

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<v Speaker 1>want to stole stole the bike your auntie death. And

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<v Speaker 1>she told you she signling with you and said I

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<v Speaker 1>stole a bike. Why do you get my noble hold on? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, quit all that damn lying. You know, damn well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the one that stole the bike. Man holding so

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<v Speaker 1>your auntie. It's cussing me. I do you in Sila?

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<v Speaker 1>You're telling me that I just stole the damn bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, First of all, hell, you even get my number? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I got number, asked him for ms. Ain't your mama? Mr? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>mrs my mama? Okay, Okay, Well look man, the people

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<v Speaker 1>down the street up but then the new your number.

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<v Speaker 1>I told them I needed to talk to you. To them,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't he told me that that you was the

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<v Speaker 1>one that stole the bike out to grow. Now, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't trying to Can you kick that? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>siglate with back to your ain't it? Yeah? It was

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<v Speaker 1>back to her. Tell her that I said, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>stole no mike. How about that? Tell you ain't I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't stole no damn Right now, man, grown man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to tell her right now, Wait a minute, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, she's saying something. She said, you're black, just

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<v Speaker 1>lying and you know that well you got that man?

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<v Speaker 1>Look him, man, you ain't that street with nobody on

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<v Speaker 1>this street. It's felt for my vama. I'm a grown man,

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<v Speaker 1>so I gotta still a bike for so Definitely she

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<v Speaker 1>must be dumb too. She's deaf fan dog. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I sold so y'all don't I mean, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know y'all what you ain't deafely dumb dude? Okay, my

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<v Speaker 1>ain't you don't know who lie? And if Mrs Tindsley

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<v Speaker 1>says that that that somebody took some that dog, she's

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<v Speaker 1>telling the truth. My ain't it gonna be lying and

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<v Speaker 1>just to be lying. Why she's just gonna lie on you?

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<v Speaker 1>Whych she gonna pick you out? Man? You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on. But I ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>no reason to steal no bike. Now, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>car that ain't paid for us. I got I got

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<v Speaker 1>a brown man, I'm trying to get cut of in

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<v Speaker 1>my fun. So I'm gonna coming to somebody, Garad and

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<v Speaker 1>still Mike as you crave it? You crazy? This she is?

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<v Speaker 1>Man't get out of my line with that. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on my ain't it talk a minute? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to see what she's saying. You said that

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<v Speaker 1>black No damn well, he took good bike and he

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<v Speaker 1>better bring that damn bike. Looking, man, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you stood on my line. Man, I ain't took

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<v Speaker 1>no bike. Get dumb. Ain't his line? Do easy even

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something? You're gonna respect my ami? Hey? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you canna respect me? You called my phone with them.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're trying to get my together. You calling

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<v Speaker 1>some who aren't you? What are you? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>this is I don't know. I'm gonna man, I'm k

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<v Speaker 1>dub everybody, no ka dub. I ain't never heard of

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<v Speaker 1>no k dub on in my life. My mama had

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<v Speaker 1>been staying on for fifteen years. I never heard no

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<v Speaker 1>ka dug. I heard no Miss Tensily, I heard a boy,

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<v Speaker 1>No deaf ladies. I ain't seen no bike. Get off

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<v Speaker 1>my line. Man, See, you're gonna make me go down

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<v Speaker 1>and steal something out of miss house. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>bring that, then bike back. You got me. Bring somebody

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<v Speaker 1>to my my bass. If you want to tell about

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<v Speaker 1>my way over, there'll find somebody. Come up by my house.

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<v Speaker 1>My family is gonna be over for you that death.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't you guys who held down that gave you my number?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody got me. We'll throw this up. I'll bet true. Dug.

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<v Speaker 1>You come by my mama house. You're back now stepping

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<v Speaker 1>my mama. Glad you come by my mama. Play you work.

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<v Speaker 1>You got me up. You're gonna tell me to the

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<v Speaker 1>thought side. Come on my way right now. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how we stet on the phone and wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, wait a minute. What you're saying, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't Sayin't nobody scared of your ow Craig say,

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<v Speaker 1>tell yo death, I ain't need to bring up outside

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll bet you she hear them licks. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be putting on your you know, I'll bet she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be undeath today. I bet you get cued when you

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<v Speaker 1>keep me whipping your man. He literally, I ain't coming

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<v Speaker 1>by myself on the commic. Gonna be there with me, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>gonna help me. Whoop your way? Who this time to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me? Comming man a few times from the Tea

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your mama

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<v Speaker 1>MS bureau Uh right there, my my mama. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like nobody with a man. God, your mama, your mama.

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<v Speaker 1>My son loved me to dell. He don't let you

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<v Speaker 1>take care of me. He don't let nothing go wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Don't let nobody mess with me. He said.

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<v Speaker 1>All you got to do with that, like you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do something his mama. Man, Well, I don't see anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see him because like I did. Guy, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the mirror. Sweet, I'm man to read y'all did this. Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to go. I was myself, oh year

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<v Speaker 1>till my mama. She wrong for that too, dude, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you do? You have to change, boy, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to change you, just like me before you love your mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't many. I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the lands? Man without a doubt? Man steverving

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<v Speaker 1>morning show Man? Get you timing Man without doubt? Hey

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<v Speaker 1>man till mus I said, Hey, all right, I go

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<v Speaker 1>I was a drop off a little want to play games?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I give it to you? Yeah? You want to

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<v Speaker 1>know if I gave it to you? Not? Because you

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<v Speaker 1>know me, I try to get I tried to get

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<v Speaker 1>it to you. Let me tell you when it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be given ticket. It's gonna be given to you Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>season with your boys. This is Ray your boys, Temmy.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you earlier. I went to the movies yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was getting some butter from my popcorn and

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<v Speaker 1>I was standing next to this very tall lady. She

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<v Speaker 1>was in the catering business. So she was like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you surely Strawberry like that? And I said yeah. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what we do is sit around when we're

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<v Speaker 1>on our break and talk about when somebody is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>whoop nephew Tommy. But over those pranks, she said. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>just like you all say, somebody's gonna get them one day,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna it's in the streets for real. Watch me

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<v Speaker 1>if y'all watch somebody whoop me. Though at least thirty

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<v Speaker 1>seconds you got to because the shock that's a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>A second well you know, thirty second time. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to be blocking something now, clinching, alright, knock one of

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<v Speaker 1>these parches down coming up. The strawberry are the subject today.

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<v Speaker 1>I need more than hugging and hunting. Will get into

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<v Speaker 1>it right after this