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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's almost time

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Speaker 1: for the Wheel of Misfortune. Okay, wow, wow, wow about that. Wow,

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Speaker 1: You're not sorry at all? No, no, oh, eat a

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Speaker 1: cup of crickets, dead crickets. All right, somebody's got to

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Speaker 1: eat a cup of dead crickets. So before we played

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Speaker 1: the Wheel of Misfortune, let's meet the players and now

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Speaker 1: the starting lineup for your jubil show at executive producer.

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Speaker 1: He hates hiking because it's two mainstream, just barns. I

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Speaker 1: got a pro tip for you. Log into your old

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Speaker 1: MySpace account for some sweet throwback Thursday photos Tomorrow the

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Speaker 1: Redheaded stepchild You never knew you needed or wanted English Evan,

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Speaker 1: I've started doing something I'm not proud of, which is

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Speaker 1: specialized in weed owersh you know today it is today

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Speaker 1: is hump day day. Yes, kind of mess out up.

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Speaker 1: You may not be a handy man, but he does

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Speaker 1: put the seat down for it is hump day. I

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Speaker 1: don't think you messed it up at all. You got

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Speaker 1: it exactly correct. It is day I started off saying

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Speaker 1: it weird. You definitely saved it. He saved it with

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Speaker 1: the just admitting, Hey, that didn't go the way I

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Speaker 1: of days go, and which is probably the way this

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Speaker 1: will go. Because it is time for the Wheel of Missford.

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Speaker 1: That's right, it's time for the wheel of misfortune. Are

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Speaker 1: wacky executive producer Justin Barnes in studio with a bag

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Speaker 1: pool name is going to reach into a sack and

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Speaker 1: pull out a name to see who will face the

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Speaker 1: crazy hijinks of punishment. The wheel is lampooning you with

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Speaker 1: today that we as a trivia question which will determine

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Speaker 1: their fate or the face of fate of someone else

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Speaker 1: on the show. If they get it wrong, they'll have

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Speaker 1: to get an billed by misfortune. If they get it right,

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Speaker 1: they get to choose someone else in the studio to

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Speaker 1: take that misfortune for them. All right, Justin, we spun

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Speaker 1: the wheel earlier, and the misfortune that somebody is facing

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Speaker 1: is to eat a cup of dead crickets. So pull

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Speaker 1: getting all misfortunity? Will fresh? All right? Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: I probably have the most adventurous palette of the three

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Speaker 1: of us. I don't know how much Justin needs, but

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Speaker 1: I know Alex doesn't need. You know. Let let me

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Speaker 1: put it this way. My mom mailed me these dead

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Speaker 1: crickets from Montana. That's my palace. Yeah, this is from me.

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Speaker 1: You should be happy. Actually, is a big deal for you. Yeah, crickets.

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Speaker 1: It's like given away the top of your wedding cake.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh. All right, well we'll see if I get

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Speaker 1: the question wrong or right. Remember, if I get it right,

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Speaker 1: I can choose someone else in the studio to eat

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Speaker 1: greet me the Wheel of Misfortune trivia question. In twenty twelve,

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Speaker 1: same processes and chemicals that are used to prevent colors

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Speaker 1: a skincare line that now contributes three point four billion

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Speaker 1: dollars worth of revenue annually and belongs to what film company? Wow,

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Speaker 1: she's showing it up. She's chewing the crickets up. Alex

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Speaker 1: Really took a ten? Yeah I did. Okay, Holy crap,

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Speaker 1: not be able to ever be on the fear factor.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the fear factor when they had to

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Speaker 1: eat that one like something nasty every time? Like about

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Speaker 1: that was alive too. I'm like, and I'm tearing up.

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, I'm done. Give me a fun night

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Speaker 1: in your household, Jewel. Yeah, I love you for that.

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Speaker 1: I love it because I am tired of being a Okay,

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Speaker 1: your phone breaks. Coming up at six twenty, It's a

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Speaker 1: Jewel show on Hits one to six point one, Alex

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Speaker 1: my puke, I've learned how to hold my puke down.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and

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Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six point one. Internet is

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Speaker 1: my father. What's up? It's a jewel show. It's one

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Speaker 1: of six point one. I mean, I never had a

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Speaker 1: me things. YouTube tutorials show me how to fix things

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Speaker 1: around the house and how to tie a tie. TikTok

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Speaker 1: taught me not to eat tide pods, and there's even

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Speaker 1: a couple of websites out there that taught me how

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Speaker 1: to make love. Oh okay. Another thing the Internet is

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Speaker 1: great for right now is this expression, I don't know

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Speaker 1: Justin is constantly tweeting I don't know who needs to

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Speaker 1: So we thought about it, and so we figured why

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Speaker 1: Alex Oh, okay, Well, like when you're put on the spot,

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Speaker 1: own banks. That's good advice. Is that something that you've done? Um,

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Speaker 1: or just the banks. I disagree with that. One guy's

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Speaker 1: We don't have friends. Are you just bracking about being

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Speaker 1: so many weddings to go I'm officiating half of it.

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Speaker 1: justin did a shape mine and Alex's wedding. I also

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Speaker 1: Why would they not wear masks? I know you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to now, especially if you're an NFL player, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: get hammerd oh, yeah they are. What's the silver lining though?

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Speaker 1: One the NFL find money goes to charity, So maybe

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Speaker 1: it goes to Wallers straight back to his charity. You

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Speaker 1: get it on purpose? Well that's all I got here

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Speaker 1: from sunny Las Vegas and what happens here? Stay here?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to stay here. You got that fun Alex

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: that report. Yeah, the NFL is just doing everything wrong.

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Speaker 1: When it comes to god done, did he send it

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Speaker 1: back to me? And then I had one more comment,

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Speaker 1: But now it's back to me in the studio here,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Out. This is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to English. Evan is at the Sneaker

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Speaker 1: Barn in Fresno, California, picking up the New Kicks. No not,

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Speaker 1: I am in Florida. And when a story begins with Florida, man,

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Speaker 1: you know that a crime has been committed and then

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Speaker 1: it hasn't been done very well for some reason. They

442
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Speaker 1: breed a certain type of criminal that just doesn't find

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Speaker 1: a lot of success in the world of crime now,

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Speaker 1: and this story is no different. So Austin Westgate managed

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Speaker 1: to flee from police after committing a residential burglary. In

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Speaker 1: a sudden rush of confidence, though and stupidity, he then

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Speaker 1: decided to land his gold pickup truck onto the sheriff's

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Speaker 1: police cruiser. Oh wow, yes, yes, it's the bold move.

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Speaker 1: But as any smart criminal does. He then utilize his

450
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Speaker 1: years as a track athlete and took off on foot,

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Speaker 1: but the canine unit took him down and he got

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Speaker 1: stunned with a taser. Yeah he can't. He can't outrun

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Speaker 1: the canine. Yeah. I don't know what it is about Florida. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Florida is absolutely freaking insane. It is. They operate on

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Speaker 1: their own rules, Yeah they do. They started the whole

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Speaker 1: basalt thing. Oh oh yeah, they did remember that back

457
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Speaker 1: in the day, that one guy that was bath salts

458
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Speaker 1: and walking around like a zombie. And then you're like,

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Speaker 1: do you remember the video where the guy ate the

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Speaker 1: guy's face? Yeah, yeah, I can't ever forget that. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what it is about bath salts. Let's

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Speaker 1: time to find out. Evans just in on the i

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Speaker 1: N the idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news English. Evan is currently high on bath salts.

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Speaker 1: He's doing just great too. The studio is doing fine.

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Speaker 1: But that's all my story, so sending it back to you, Jubele.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Evan. This is the i n N,

468
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Speaker 1: the idiot news Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: I'm jubil fresh and your parents height could be the

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Speaker 1: reason that you like crappy music. What? Yeah, of course,

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Speaker 1: into a new study, a baby develops a love for

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Speaker 1: either faster music or slower music based on your parents' height.

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Speaker 1: How and who even how? It's a good question, Alex,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. The shorter the parents are, I

475
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Speaker 1: guess they tend to have babies who like faster music. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And the taller parents tend to have babies who like

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Speaker 1: slow jams. I think I might know why. That is why? Why?

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Speaker 1: Because people's heartbeat tend to like syncopate to a beat,

479
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Speaker 1: like so if you have a really fast heartbeat, you

480
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: tend to be smaller. Really yeah, yeah, smaller people that's why,

481
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 1: like cats and stuff, small animals have like really false

482
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Speaker 1: heartbeats is because they have a small house. It worked

483
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: the same with people, though. I have a small slow

484
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: heartbeat though, like Alex's barely five foot and when I

485
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Speaker 1: would like when I had my second child, my heartbeat,

486
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: my resting heartbeat was forty four. Okay, well you've just

487
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Speaker 1: kind of ruined my don't theory Alex's resting pulse should

488
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Speaker 1: be like seven hundred. I mean it could be the opposite. Well,

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Speaker 1: researchers that did this study say they think it's because

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Speaker 1: order parents take faster steps when they're walking around the baby,

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Speaker 1: so the baby likes faster rhythm. It's so funny. I

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Speaker 1: mean I do walk fast. Yeah you do because the

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Speaker 1: short legs, But you're also quick too. Um, they say, quote,

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Speaker 1: their experience of walking is at the rate of the

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Speaker 1: person who carries them around, so they're getting lots of

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Speaker 1: experience at that tempo. So if your parents have longer

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Speaker 1: legs and it takes them longer to walk, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: like shod a or so interesting, you know, some slow music.

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Speaker 1: And if your parents are short and their steps are

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Speaker 1: really tiny, you're probably gonna like little John. Yes, something

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Speaker 1: like that. I don't know why I couldn't think of anything. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: it's a medium. I mean at what point? And well who?

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Speaker 1: First of all, who is who's doing this the testing

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Speaker 1: the t Yeah, I don't know how old are they

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Speaker 1: testing these kids? Don't. I don't have that much more

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Speaker 1: about the study. These are very good questions. Anytime I

507
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Speaker 1: see one of these studies come out, though, I'm always like, okay,

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Speaker 1: so somebody funded this research right when? Oh yeah, cancer

509
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: is still a thing. Yeah, how's that coming? But at

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Speaker 1: least we know why we might like faster music. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, Alex, do you what are your

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Speaker 1: you know your what are they kids? What are they there?

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00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: They're a fourteen year old girl. No, but what do

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Speaker 1: they like in terms of music? Um? They like fast music. Yeah,

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00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: they're like faster music. Okay, yeah, so you walked fast?

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Speaker 1: Walk fast? She does everything fast. Yeah, long legged people

517
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Speaker 1: can't keep up. So there you go. If you like

518
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: fast paced music is probably because your parents are short.

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00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: If you like slow music, probably because your parents were tall.

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Speaker 1: I don't talk to my family anymore, but at least

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Speaker 1: the one thing they did give me was a love

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Speaker 1: for the Baha men. So I appreciate that. You know

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Speaker 1: you're about to lose your job, lady. Of course, that

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Speaker 1: means the I n N is done for today because

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Speaker 1: you detain me. Nothing to please yo job. You're about

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Speaker 1: to lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job

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Speaker 1: because you not detaining me. That was the inn the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The tune in tomorrow at the same time for another

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Speaker 1: hard hitting report. This is I n N The Jubil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one. It's another Jebile phone frame

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Speaker 1: Heday mornings only on the New Hits one oh six

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Speaker 1: point one. What Hello, Hi? This is Sad calling with

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Speaker 1: nails and spa. I was looking for Katie. Is she

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Speaker 1: Hey Katie? How are you fine? Thank you? How are you? Yeah?

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00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I'm calling you because you have an appointment

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00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: coming up and we need to rebook. That. Is there

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00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 1: a reason? Um, yeah, there is a reason. There's a

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00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: note here, but I don't really feel comp sharing it

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Speaker 1: with you. You have a note? There Is it about me? Yeah?

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00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: It is, It's about you, and I like I said,

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00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm on COMP, so you're I'm sorry, I'm uncomfortable. Yeah

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00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: does that? Does that mean you're uncomfortable? Yeah, soups soups

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Speaker 1: on comfort with this? I'm like, I didn't, I must,

546
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: I should have read this like all the way before

547
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Speaker 1: I called you. So anyway, need to rebook and I

548
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: don't know how to book you with now? So can't

549
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: I just have my regular technician? Yeah? No, that's the thing.

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00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: Your rag is not going to be able to see

551
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: you anymore. So why did she leave? No? But like

552
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: I said, there is a reason in here. But um

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00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: soups on comf sharing it with you? Well, can you

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00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: get a little more I don't know COMP and tell

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00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: me what it is. I'd like to know, since it's

556
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: about me and the client after all. All right, fine,

557
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: like you asked me to tell you, so I guess

558
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. The note here says cannot deal

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00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: with her feet anymore. And I'm guessing probably because your

560
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: feet are discussed. I'm guessing what I Okay, I can't

561
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: even understand you anymore. My feet are are disgusted. Yeah

562
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: that's short for yes. What I meant was short for disgusting.

563
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: Or disgust though, however you want to say it, but

564
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: it says cannot deal with her feet anymore. Are you

565
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: a runner or something? Honey? Like, do you r you

566
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: outside of that spot? No, it's not your business, okay,

567
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: but I just know this is okay. No, no, no, no,

568
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm the client. I'm coming in to get my services. Yeah,

569
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Speaker 1: my feet in whatever state they're in, I can't tell

570
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: you you're you're here insulting my feet. Okay, but I

571
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: didn't do it. Whoever made this note did it. I'm

572
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: also telling you though you're doing plenty on your own,

573
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: my friend, you're the one drawing all of these conclusions

574
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: based on a really fag No. The reason I asked

575
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: if you're running is because like your toughts can look

576
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: totally beat down if you're a runner, and I wouldn't

577
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: want to touch feet like that either. So my what

578
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: books beat down? My tots? You're taughts. I it's for feet. No, no,

579
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: it's not. No, yeah, no it is, like that's what

580
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: I said. That's what I call feet. I called tots.

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Speaker 1: So you're taught, Okay, that's what you call feet. You're

582
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: acting like everyone speaks your language, my friend, and I'm

583
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: going to kill you. I don't I don't know why

584
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: you're turning this around on me. It's probably because you're

585
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: insecure about your taughts being tore up. WHOA, No, that's

586
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: not it at all. Okay, but don't shoot the mess.

587
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: Don't shoot the mass. You realize if you just stopped

588
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: using these idiotic abbreviations and just spoke to me, you

589
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: would cut this whole conversation in half. Have you ever

590
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: seen the cartoon the Flintstones. It's like an old cartoon

591
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: from like way back in the day, like old people

592
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: watched it. What on earth does this have to do

593
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: with anything yet seen? So, like they used to drive

594
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: their cars by running with their feet, And that's what

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00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: I'm wondering, is like, you know, are your feet beat

596
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: up like that? Like you've been driving? What are really

597
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: even getting at here? So you are just getting You're

598
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: digging this hole and it's just getting deeper and deeper

599
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: and deeper. And all of it means is that I'm

600
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: going to leave you in that hole. I'm gonna stop

601
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: coming to this swant. This is how you talk to

602
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: your customers. Okay, Really, if you're angry about having ratchet feet.

603
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: That's not my problem. Okay, you know what, what would

604
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: your name again? It was sad? Okay, Sad. Well, how

605
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: about I marched myself down there with my ratchet feet

606
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: and I show up at that's the launch and I

607
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: shoved my busted cot. I would love to see that. Actually,

608
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: Oh oh, trust and believe it's gonna happen. Sad, Why

609
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: are you laughing out? I'm laughing because this is actually

610
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: Jewil from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. What. Yes,

611
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: it's a joke. No, your sister Caroline set you up. No, no, no,

612
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: Caroline had you calling me. No. She said that you

613
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: get your your nails done at the same place all

614
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: the time, and you'd be really upset if somebody called

615
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: and said your feet were nasty. Noah, so don't worry.

616
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: The nail place didn't say that you had nasty tots.

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00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: So I think I think your feet are fine. I

618
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: don't think there's anything wrong with your tops. But my

619
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Speaker 1: sister's gonna get one up her wake up every morning

620
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: with Jewil phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on twenties did

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Speaker 1: Hits one h six point one First Date follow Up.

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Speaker 1: I can't think of a better way to meet somebody

624
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: than playing corn hole and eating processed meats. Okay, you

625
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean? No, okay, I don't think anybody does.

626
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: Right now is the first date follow up, and Colleen

627
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Speaker 1: is on the phone because she's not getting a call

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Speaker 1: back from a dude named Stephen. And I guess Colleen

629
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: met him at a barbecue. Oh you know, playing some corner.

630
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna see hot dogs, you know, like the

631
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: chicken and the pork, the ones I have, like all

632
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: the nasty stuff, not the whole beef. Yes, And that's

633
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: where Colleen met the dude she wants to call today.

634
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: What's up, Colleen? How are you Hi? I'm Jane Goods

635
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: and I just want to say that I eat processed

636
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: fake meat. So okay, there you go. So you're a vegetarian, yes,

637
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: all right? Oh sorry? Yeah, so you met this dude

638
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: at a barbecue and were they actually eating real meat there?

639
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: And how did you stay there? He was not eating

640
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: me actually as well, so that was something I like,

641
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: fellow vegetarian. Yeah, oh okay, well that's probably how you

642
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: guys connected. Then, it was everybody else's over by the grill,

643
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: and you tour in corner, just like, look at these idiots. Yeah, exactly,

644
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna die of an answer, Yeah, antibiotic. We're so

645
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: much better than them. Do you want to go to

646
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: some yoga the grass? All right? So you met this guy,

647
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: his name Stephen right while you were right It was

648
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: at my brother's barbecue. Oh, your brother's barbecue. Okay, and

649
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: tell us about how you met him. Well, he was

650
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: standing over there, and I noticed his burger looked a

651
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: little weird like mine, and I just I just thought

652
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: he was cute and went over and just pointed out

653
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: that we had the same weird burgers together. That's an

654
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: interesting opening line for a pickup line. Okay, you got

655
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: a weird burger, I got a weird burger. Let smash

656
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: him together. You know, I just go for it. Why not?

657
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: I just figured I should ask him out, So I did. Okay,

658
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: how'd that goes? So did he agreed? Okay? Where did

659
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: you guys go for your date? Just like a local bar,

660
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 1: like like a little pub or a couple blocks away

661
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: for a happy hour, all right? And I thought it

662
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: went really low, like we just kept chatting and just

663
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: like he had the kindest eye I've ever seen, and

664
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: he was just so nice and considerate and kind eyes

665
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: kind Do you have you ever dated somebody with unkind eyes?

666
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: What color would that? What are kind eyes? What are

667
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: kind eyes? What does that mean? I mean, I like,

668
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. You look into them and you're just like,

669
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 1: because he's someone you can trust. Oh okay, huh, all right,

670
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: I don't know what he cares about you. I don't know.

671
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: They just looked kind Okay, So obviously you're like super

672
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: into this guy, but he's not getting back to you.

673
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: So is there anything you can think that maybe it

674
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: was a bit off about yourself or the date in general.

675
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: Maybe your eyes were unkind? Yeah, did you ever think

676
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: of that? Oh? No, I hope they're not. I've heard

677
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: people tell me, and I've I've heard it in recordings.

678
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: If I own the ways I have kind of a

679
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: weird laugh sometimes, weird laugh sometimes that what you said. Yeah, Yeah,

680
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: it's like a well I can't do it. Yeah, we'll

681
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: see if you can make you laugh somehow at some point.

682
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: Now it's gonna be tough. Now, this is not gonna

683
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: be funny at all. Anytime you say you have to

684
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: try to make somebody laugh, so you have a weird laugh,

685
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: and you think that that might be the reason that

686
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back. I mean there was one

687
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 1: time where, like, I mean, he was really funny and

688
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: I laughed really loud, and then he gave me of

689
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: like a look at like what was that? What just

690
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: came out of your mouth? Yeah, but I don't think

691
00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: it was enough to ruin a date, like, yeah, great

692
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: time that we had, like I hope not. Okay, So

693
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: then when you guys parted ways in the evening or

694
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: whenever you went out, how did it end? Did you

695
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: guys say you're gonna go out again? Yeah? He said

696
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: he wanted to see me again and that he knew

697
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: some really great vegetarian restaurants. And then we kiss actually,

698
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: oh wow, oh vegetarian kiss? Yeah? Hey are you? Did

699
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: you kiss with tongue? Because isn't that technically not being

700
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: a vegetarian at that point? Oh? There was was that

701
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: the last? Oh no? Yeah? All right, Well I don't

702
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: think that didn't sound that weird. I don't know how

703
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: that would be a turn off where you guy wouldn't

704
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: call you back for that, especially if you kissed you

705
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: and said you want to go out again. I don't know.

706
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: It was kind of deep though. It was my dad

707
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: that sounded like you were about to choke on your

708
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: ear own. Yeah, it's fine, sum my pride, that's all.

709
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: It sounded like you were about to choke. There it

710
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: is again, First day follow up? Did you guys like

711
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: me to start the second part of today's first date

712
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: follow up off with a really bad joke? Sure? Okay,

713
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: I do that all the time, but this one is

714
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: really bad. The way I thought to intro, this is

715
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: really bad. So be prepared. Colleen, Are you on the phone?

716
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: Be prepared for a horrible joke headed right your way? Okay? Perfect?

717
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of a first date follow up

718
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: and if you'd missed the first part. Colleen is on

719
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: the phone and a dude named Steven isn't calling her back.

720
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: They're both vegetarians, which is really weird because obviously Steven

721
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: has some beef. Liked it? Okay, text in four, one

722
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: or six one? Would you think about that? I kind

723
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: of hate myself for it, but that's exactly what happened.

724
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: Colleen is on the phone and she wants us to

725
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: call a dude named Steven. She actually met him at

726
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: her brother's barbecue. They bonded over the fact that they

727
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: had weird looking burghers as they're vegetarians, and they went

728
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: out for a happy hour, had a great time even

729
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: end of the night with a kiss, and plans to

730
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: go out later. But he's not calling her back now,

731
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: and she has no idea why. The only thing that

732
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: she can think of is Colleen has kind of a

733
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: weird laugh sometimes. I can't be it, though, I couldn't

734
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: think that could possibly be it. It was a strange laugh.

735
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: It is a weird laugh. Calling people have weird laughs though,

736
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: Like she shouldn't judge people, because yeah, calling as as

737
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: your laugh have a ruined a date for you before, No,

738
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: but it has ruined a funeral. Oh whoa, that's a

739
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: story for another time. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial

740
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: this dude right now and see why it's not calling

741
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: you back. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello, Hey,

742
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: may I speak to Stephen? Please? This is Stephen. Hey, Stephen,

743
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil from the Jewel Show? Um?

744
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: Who is this Jewil from the Jewel Show? It's a

745
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: radio show. Um, why are you calling me. I just

746
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: want to say see how you're doing. Can't call you

747
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: and just check in once in a while, Stephen, I

748
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: call you everything. I call you all the time, and

749
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm confused, Like, what's going on? Who? Like, did I

750
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 1: win something? Maybe some boody arts? Oh? Nothing, nothing? You

751
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: did not win anything. But on the phone right now

752
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: is me. My name is Jewel. Also with me as

753
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: my hat's wife, Alex Freesh Hey and English Evan. Good morning, Okay, Hey,

754
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: Hi guys? What can I like? What? Why are you calling? Hey? Sorry?

755
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but what is No? It's fine to ask.

756
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not every day you get a call

757
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: from a radio show just being weird with you. Um

758
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: calling you today because we do a segment on our

759
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: show called the First Date follow Up. That's where if

760
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and end

761
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: up blowing them off, they can email us to get

762
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out what happened. And

763
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: you recently went on on a date with someone named Colleen.

764
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: How do you know this? Because? Okay, because Colleen emailed

765
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: us told us how she met you, told us all

766
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: about the date, said that even at the end of

767
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: your date, you guys kissed and made plans to go

768
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: out later, and now you're not calling her back, and

769
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: she's really confused and she would like to know she

770
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: did something wrong. Oh um, um, okay, well yeah, just

771
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: why don't you just tell her that I'm not interested

772
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: in going out with her? Gun? Oh? How come? Well,

773
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: it's just, you know, it's just not working out, like,

774
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: I just think it's better that we, uh, you know,

775
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: do her own thing. Sure. Sure, but she emailed us

776
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: and she wants to know why. Yeah, so I mean

777
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: just curious, like what the reason is. She had nice

778
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: things to say about you. Yeah, she said the date

779
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: went well as well. Yeah, I'll tell you what she

780
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: think is Sure, she says the only thing she can

781
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: think of is that she has kind of a weird

782
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: laugh sometimes, and it might have weirded you out. No,

783
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: I mean she's a nice girl her, she doesn't have

784
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: a weird laugh. Um. I'd actually found her laugh, you know,

785
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: kind of charming. It was nice. Okay, Okay, why aren't

786
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: you calling her back? Then? It's just I realize this

787
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: can't really go anywhere, So you know, I figure there's

788
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: really no point. Okay, got you realize that? Yeah? How

789
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 1: come is there a reason though, Like, what's the reason? Um?

790
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I don't I don't really know if

791
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 1: I want to tell you guys the reason why. Well

792
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: it sounds bad. Yeah. Is it something about her? Um? No,

793
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: not specifically her. No, just like this just can't work out?

794
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: So okay, you know, I just you know, why waste

795
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: her time and keep on hair when they can't really work?

796
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: You said it can't work out. Yeah, you guys are though, Yeah,

797
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 1: you guys both. Dude, you could eat so many salads

798
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: together in bed. It's hot, Oh my god, so much fun.

799
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: I mean, guys, you know, like, man, I liked her

800
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: a lot, but it's just not worth getting beat up

801
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: again over this. What she beat you up? No? No, no,

802
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: not her who beat you up? Oh? Man? Another girlfriend?

803
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: Actually her brother brother, Her brother beat you up. Yeah

804
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: you know, well, god, I don't know if I should

805
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: get into this. Um, I've been friends with her brother

806
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 1: for a really long time. He's one of my best friends.

807
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that's you met her at a barbecue

808
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: for her brother's barbecue. Okay, I don't know if she

809
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: told you that, but yeah, we met at her brother's barbecue.

810
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: She posted a story of us out together on her Instagram.

811
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: We on our date. So after the date, I'm home

812
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: and there was a knock on the door and I

813
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: opened the door and her brother was right there and

814
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: he just punched me in the face. Did he say

815
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: anything to you, Yeah, he only said don't ever talk

816
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: to my sister again, and then he left. So, uh,

817
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: you know, I don't after that. I just don't think

818
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: I could see her again. Wow, you don't think Colleen's

819
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 1: worth a few punched in the face. Hi, I don't

820
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: want to get punched in the face again. I can

821
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: understand that. So you're so you definitely don't want to

822
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: talk to her again. I don't think I can. Okay,

823
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: that's unfortunate because she's actually on the other line, let's thinking,

824
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you right now. Stephen. Hi, Hi,

825
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: that's a that's surprised that you like a punch in

826
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 1: the face. Huh no, nothing. Yeah, Hey Stephen, Hey Colleen,

827
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: how's it going. Well, it's not going great. I just

828
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: turn out my brother punched you in the face. Uh yeah, yeah,

829
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: So we're not probably shouldn't go out again. I think

830
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 1: he made it pretty clear and he's not into this.

831
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: A fan of this. This is so ridiculous, ill grown up, Like,

832
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: what is he doing meddling in my life? I can

833
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: make my own decision? Is an older brother? No, yeah,

834
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: he's five years younger than me. Oh wow, that is weird.

835
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: Guy's ever been on the day before? And visit a

836
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 1: punch in the face right after her? So I definitely

837
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting that. Never, no, never, no, no, I mean

838
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: did you punch him back? No? I mean I was

839
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: just so surprised, Like, you know, I didn't even know

840
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: what came at me. So no, no, right, I mean

841
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: you're bigger than him. You could have totally taken him,

842
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: Like someone needs to put him in his place. So

843
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: you want, Stephen, I want to be at my brother.

844
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: That was a really good date. It was one of

845
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: the best ones I've been on in a long time,

846
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: and I think I think we should do it again. Stephen,

847
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: you want to get punched in the face again? Hey,

848
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Colleen on another date?

849
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Um, you know what, I just

850
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 1: want to be kind of direct. I know, I think

851
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: after what I what I went through, and I've been

852
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: friends with her brother forever, I don't think I'm sorry,

853
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: but I just don't want to do this again, Stephen.

854
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: What if we throw in MMA training classes? Yeah? What

855
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: if I call my brother and just tell him to

856
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: back off? You know? Um? That's honestly even more embarrassingly

857
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,959
Speaker 1: getting puntion. All right, well, Stephen, thank you for your time.

858
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you got punched in the face for

859
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: going out with Colleen. Probably not as sorry as I am.

860
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm the one you got punched in the face, after all.

861
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: A good point. Well, Colleen, I'm sorry you did not

862
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: get another day with Stephen, but at least you know why.

863
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: Now you know what, Stephen, I'm I'm gonna call you

864
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: because I want to ask you again, and I'm gonna

865
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: figure this out. I don't know. No, no to me,

866
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: Listen to me. We're gonna go out again. You're gonna

867
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: go out with me. It's gonna be fine. Okay, Okay,

868
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: you just get pushed over the place. He's convinced. All right, Well,

869
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm good luck you guys, Thank you. Thanks. Well, you

870
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: know how you started off with a stupid joke, right, yeah,

871
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna end it with a stupid joke. Okay, all right,

872
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: So you know how he's a vegetarian, right, Yeah, well

873
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: he ate a knuckle sandwich. Very good. The Jubil Show

874
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one

875
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: oh six point one Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the

876
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: New Hits of one oh six point one. You know

877
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: we're about to give birth to what a big fat,

878
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Oh okay, it's time for dirty little secret. Remember,

879
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: if you want to tell us something, get it off

880
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: your chest. That's text in four one six one, and

881
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: you can come on the show and tell your dirty

882
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: little secret. And of course everybody remains anonymous. That's why

883
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: I give everybody an anonymous nickname. And on the phone

884
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: with us right now to tell us a dirty little

885
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: secret is Judge Judy. Oh I love Judge Judy. Yeah,

886
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: me too, big fan, Hey Judy? Hey oh can I

887
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: call you Judy sir? Or yeah, all right, Judge? What's

888
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Judge Judy? Okay, so, um, my

889
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: wife and I are expecting at our baby in November.

890
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: And kay we like she's pregnant or are you just

891
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: expecting one to show up on your doorstep? Yeah? Congratulations,

892
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: as she says, thank you, thank you, thank so um

893
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of been a crazy year, so

894
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: we're playing catch up and we're doing kind of a

895
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: last minute uh you know, not baby shower, but I

896
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: guess yeah, the gender reveal party. So um. The way

897
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: it works is at the ultrasound, the doctor has the information.

898
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: They know, they wrote it down, like they asked you,

899
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: do you want to know or not? So we're like no,

900
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: So when you are Alex Farbly already knows this because

901
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: she has had two kids, but I have two kids. Congratulations.

902
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: By the way, well thanks, I did find out what

903
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: I was having both times. Yeah, the doctors didn't. You

904
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: were cool with it. Yeah. So when you go in

905
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: and you get scanned ultrasound whatever it's that, that's when

906
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: they know the baby and they ask you, guys, if

907
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 1: you wanted to know what it was and you didn't

908
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: want to know, that's right, yeah, because we want to

909
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: do the surprise, right I am. I am a little curious, Alex.

910
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: Maybe you can tell me as well, can't you If

911
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: you didn't want to know the gender of the baby,

912
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't you be able to tell from the ultrasound just

913
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: by looking at it? Because obviously, no, it's missing something.

914
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: If it's a go no, no, no no. When I

915
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: was having because I had a girl first and then

916
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: had a boy second, it's so hard for me to

917
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: tell it, so hard for me to sell, like really really,

918
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: she was like, it's a boy. You can tell her here,

919
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't see it. I'm like, I said,

920
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm having another girl, so you can look at the

921
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: ultrasound and not know. Oh okay, okay, interesting. Yeah, but

922
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: she was like, it's right here. The arrow was like

923
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: pointing right, I mean, look at it. I don't I

924
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:49,959
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I guess they're pros that reading those things,

925
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: and that's the way it worked. So yeah, we did

926
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: the thing where they wrote down and we don't know,

927
00:48:54,520 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: except I do know because I can wait. And I

928
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: that's funny. That's why I found out because I couldn't wait.

929
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: So your wife thinks that you still don't know, but

930
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: you know the gender of your baby. Yeah, it's uh,

931
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: it's a boy. I know. And now you guys know

932
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: she doesn't know. Well, so I'm trying to watch what

933
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: I say and yeah, you're bringing on footballs and you're

934
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: just like, I just know it's going to be a boy.

935
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. How I know, I gotta failing. Yeah,

936
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: so you're gonna have to act surprised at your gender

937
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: reveal party or whatever. Yeah, do your best surprised. I

938
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: didn't know it was a boy, but I knew it

939
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: was a boy. Can you do that. We're going to

940
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: reveal gender to you and you have to act surprise

941
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 1: like you're going to have to act when it happens

942
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: in three okay, two one, you're having a boy. Oh

943
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. Let me just give you

944
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: a hot tip real quick. Okay, when those probably balloons

945
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: fly out of that box that you're going to use. Um,

946
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 1: you gotta like be jumping up and down there you're

947
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: having a boy, because that's what men do. Yeah, you

948
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: know what, You're going to be super psychedive like playing catch. Yeah.

949
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 1: Can you cry on demand? No? I can't. So let's

950
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: hear your biggest sob. Now we'll end it with this. Okay,

951
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: we'll let you go. Thank you for telling us your

952
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: do your little secret. Now you have to do your

953
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: biggest like crime moment. Maybe that'll work for you. We

954
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: have to hear. This is legit. Alex is gonna count

955
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: you down again. Ready, Kay? Three? Two one? Oh my God,

956
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Then Jebel Show on demand

957
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio and the new Hits one oh six

958
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: point one Alex's Worst Person in the World Today. Who's

959
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: Alex's worst person in the world today? People who don't

960
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: return their shopping cart. Oh, that's a very good one.

961
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: It's like literally the laziest people ever. It takes almost

962
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: zero effort, and it also says a lot about that

963
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: character does It's like they're lazy, they're self centered. Um,

964
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: they don't care about others. I'm feeling bad about myself now. Oh.

965
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of times when you do

966
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: these types of things, that all comes back to me

967
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: being the worst person in the world. That's why I

968
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: don't you do return your cart when I'm around? Well, yeah,

969
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: because I know how you feel about keep up. Like

970
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: I mean, the people not just pick the cart and

971
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: they just pop it right right up on the curb

972
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: in front of their car. Yeah. I actually started a

973
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: while ago returning my cart. But I used to be

974
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: that guy who never returned his car. Yeah, I mean

975
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: I have done it before, but I was like in

976
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 1: a hurry or I was very young. But I think

977
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: it's really rude to not put the cart back. It

978
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: really is like I said before I matured and I

979
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna pay it forward a

980
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, I would just leave my cart wherever

981
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm literally, like I've said before, my essence

982
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: is lazy. The inside of me, my soul is lazy.

983
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: And I don't even want to walk to the little

984
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: cart thing to put it in there. Totally nobody does.

985
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 1: Nobody does, so park right next to one, you know. Yeah,

986
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: I have started doing that, Yes, And that's what I

987
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: do because I don't like to do it either, So

988
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: I try to find, you know, a cart turn so

989
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: it's easy when I get done unloading my groceries. Yeah,

990
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: to just go walk and just put the cart back

991
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: like a good human being. I'll drive around in circles

992
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half until one opens up,

993
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: till a spot opens up next to the cart return

994
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 1: and the people that like pop it up on the curb.

995
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: You know. Oh, that's even worse. Sometimes people can't get

996
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: in because it's like so far off the curb and

997
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: it's like taking up a parking spot. At that point,

998
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, and you have to think too.

999
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: They took the time to put it on the curb,

1000
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 1: it was probably what ten more seconds to actually go

1001
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: to the thing that's where it goes. Yeah, could you

1002
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: like imagine the people who work there, you know, the

1003
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: people have to gook in the carts like now they

1004
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: have to go around and like ground drop all these

1005
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: like loose cars because poor ass. Yeah that sucks because

1006
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: if everyone operates it this way as well, the whole

1007
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: grocery industry would just fall down. I mean, like everyone's

1008
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: cart would be everywhere, you know. Yeah, you can't all

1009
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: act that way. It's for one person? Do I like

1010
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,479
Speaker 1: that way? Yeah? How many more hours a company would

1011
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: have to hire somebody if nobody put their card away? Yeah? Right? Yeah?

1012
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: Or how many hours they could be saving if people

1013
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: did put their cart away, because they would just go

1014
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 1: to one cart return or like a few cart returns

1015
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: instead of having to go all the way around the

1016
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: parking lot. O. People who suck who don't put the

1017
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: cart away. He's okay, yeah, I'm right now, with the

1018
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: virus and everything, they could be spending that time cleaning

1019
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: stuff rather than outside collecting cars. I'm gonna I'm gonna

1020
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: go ahead, and give you another argument on that. Okay, Well, well,

1021
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: if you guys been very vocal about how you don't

1022
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: like people who don't put their carts away at the

1023
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: grocery store, right, and if you left a bunch of

1024
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 1: carts out at the grocery store. How about this though,

1025
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: If I didn't leave my cart wherever in the parking

1026
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: lot and that employee didn't have to go chase them down,

1027
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: that'd probably eliminated job. And right now, we need in

1028
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: many jobs as possible, so I'm actually creating jobs and

1029
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: helping the economy by doing No, that's not true because

1030
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: because people do put their carts back, so somebody has

1031
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: to go pick up those cars and put them back

1032
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: into the store, and that means no job is eliminated.

1033
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 1: Still need that person to go collect the carts. Still

1034
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: could use that person to be cleaning the cars instead

1035
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,919
Speaker 1: of going to collect the carts that aren't put back

1036
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: in there. What is it called the cart return car?

1037
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: I always said cart receptacle. But I was like, that's right,

1038
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: turn them. I know that, So your argument, Jubile, is

1039
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: not valid. Good point you did? You shut me down

1040
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 1: on that one? I thought I had a good argument, right,

1041
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: there so people who don't return their carts to the

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