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Speaker 1: It is Freestyle Friday, and we're Friday on the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: You give us a random topic and we have three

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Speaker 1: minutes to write. I like it better when you guys

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Speaker 1: do it. I like when you do it along with

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Speaker 1: air every time. Jason is on the phone because he

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Speaker 1: wanted to give us a topic for Freestyle Friday. Can

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Speaker 1: you also sound like the airhorn? Good job, Jason. Jason

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Speaker 1: called up because he wants to give us the topic

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Speaker 1: and be the judge for this week's Freestyle Friday. And

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Speaker 1: guess what Jason? I mean? I mean, I'm a guy, right.

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Speaker 1: How did you guess? That's right? Jason? Congratulations you called

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Speaker 1: up and you get to give us a topic this

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Speaker 1: week for Freestyle Friday. Before we get to the topic

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Speaker 1: that you want us to write a real quick rap

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Speaker 1: about who's your favorite? I mean, I'm I'll be honest,

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Speaker 1: due the Palace. I know that you come across like

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Speaker 1: on top most of the time. I got heear it

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Speaker 1: up then, man that that see he knows what he's

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Speaker 1: talking about. Bringing the fire, I'll bring the accent. I'll

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Speaker 1: bring what it is. No more ready, yeah, no more brings,

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Speaker 1: no more? All right? Jason? So what do you think

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Speaker 1: the topic should be this week for Freestyle Friday. I

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Speaker 1: want to go old school, old school, to go all

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Speaker 1: the way back on the playground. I want to do

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Speaker 1: some good, old fashioned your mama jokes. That is a

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Speaker 1: good one. Is the best we've done. Last week we

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Speaker 1: did potatoes. Who never thought of your mama jokes? It's

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Speaker 1: gonna get real personal. Why has nobody texted in at

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Speaker 1: four one six one and suggested your mama jokes are

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Speaker 1: called up with that? That's a good suggestion, Jason, And

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Speaker 1: my mama listens every day, so well, you're your mama's

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Speaker 1: They can't take it personally. Yeah, mama jokes, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right, You're right. Okay, love you Denise, great suggestion.

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Speaker 1: I have to brush up on some of my elementary

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Speaker 1: school your mama Joe, Yeah, man, I used to love

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Speaker 1: that on the playground, Jason, did you ever battle on

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Speaker 1: the playground? Your mama jokes? Oh, man, I still I

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Speaker 1: still have them locked and loaded. And your mom was

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Speaker 1: so fat she sat on a rainbow and skills stopped out. Boom,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Maybe this week your MoMA so fat

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Speaker 1: when she says around the house, she sits around the house.

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Speaker 1: Your mama was so Your mama was so stupid. She

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Speaker 1: thought a quarterback was a refund. Your mama so fat.

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Speaker 1: She stepped on the scale and I thought her phone

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Speaker 1: number popped up. Your MoMA was so fat. She looked

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Speaker 1: at the menu and said, okay, your mama so fat.

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Speaker 1: She fell down and nobody was cracking up except the sidewalk.

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Speaker 1: You momote like a bowling ball, picked up a finger

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Speaker 1: and thrown in the gutter. Oh God, she went to

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Speaker 1: the zoo and everyone was looking at her. I guess

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Speaker 1: this will be a good one. Good job Jason for

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Speaker 1: suggesting that you get to be the judge. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then wait, wait wait, wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait I got one more one thirday another

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Speaker 1: your mama, jo Jason. Okay, yes, your mama is so ugly.

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Speaker 1: Your mom is so ugly that when she joined an

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Speaker 1: ugly contest, they said, sorry, no professionals. Maybe Jason should

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Speaker 1: do the freestyle Friday. We'll play a song and that

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Speaker 1: time we'll write our your Mama raps, and then we'll

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Speaker 1: come back perform them and see who wins. This week's

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Speaker 1: for yourself Friday. Hang, I'm shaking in my boots going

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Speaker 1: down to Jewel Show. I'm also fat and old that

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Speaker 1: when God said let there be light, he asked your

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Speaker 1: mama to move out of the way. Even door couldn't explore.

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Speaker 1: It's Freestyle Friday on the Jewel Show. You give us

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Speaker 1: a random topic, we have three minutes to write a

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Speaker 1: rap about it. Then we perform it and see who wins.

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Speaker 1: And today Jason is on the phone. He chose your

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Speaker 1: mama jokes. That's why we started like that. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: talking about your mama personally. If you were listening, you

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Speaker 1: how offended at that? Like? I wasn't directed at you?

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Speaker 1: That was just like it was directed it. It was

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Speaker 1: I have Evan's mom. How about that? Who? All right, Jason,

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Speaker 1: you're ready to go? I'm all fat guys. Are you

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Speaker 1: guys ready? Yeah? I'm ready? I think so. This is

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Speaker 1: probably the best I've ever felt. This is the best

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Speaker 1: I've ever felt about a Freestyle Friday ever, I've ever

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Speaker 1: felt that so good? You guys copied me. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I don't feel as good as your mama felt last night.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. I can't be stopped right now. Um,

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Speaker 1: I have to go last because I won freestyle Friday

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Speaker 1: last week? Did you guys hear that? Are you glowt?

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Speaker 1: I won? I mean last week? Because um and of

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Speaker 1: course we have the beat. All the beats for freestyle

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Speaker 1: Friday are English Evan originals. He produces all these himself.

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Speaker 1: And I think he got a SoundCloud. Now what you're

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Speaker 1: going to SoundCloud? Now I do. It's blush, oh capital

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Speaker 1: letters on this time? All right, us on SoundCloud if

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Speaker 1: you want a beat from English Evan. So here's the beat,

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Speaker 1: and we're rapping about your mama, your mama, your mama, yo, mama,

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Speaker 1: your mama jokes because Jason wanted that. Jason, who do

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Speaker 1: you want to go first? Alex? Already? All right, it's

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Speaker 1: not enough strong, you're ready, Yes, I'm ready with your

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Speaker 1: mama jokes. Remember we got to look away. It's got

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Speaker 1: to turn around, Jason. Don't look at Alex. Okay, turn around,

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Speaker 1: close your eyes. If you're driving, close your eyes, doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Turn around. Not look at Alex when she does her

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Speaker 1: verse because she gets embarrassed. Okay, here we go. You're ready, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Evan. Uh, your mama's so nasty. She

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Speaker 1: can never find lovin. So she moved to another country

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Speaker 1: just to find a husband. Your mama and you got

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Speaker 1: two things in common. Forty year old virgin and she's

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Speaker 1: still making you ramen. Your mom's so old and living

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Speaker 1: in London thinking she's school sipping high tea, eating muffins, jubil.

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Speaker 1: You have no idea how much I want to clown

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Speaker 1: on your mama. But all I have to say is

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Speaker 1: you for all the trauma. That's not even a joke,

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Speaker 1: that it's a true statement. Why do you think you

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Speaker 1: weren't invited to the wedding or engagement? And if I

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Speaker 1: ever met you, I wouldn't say hi, I'd fart in

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Speaker 1: your face and give you pink eye. The realness, Oh

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Speaker 1: that freestyle your mama jokes. It was like a diary,

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Speaker 1: it was, and damn yeah, yeah, very truthful. And I'm

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Speaker 1: not talking about the stuff about my mom, which is

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Speaker 1: all very like, very personal obviously, I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: the ramen thing that was uncalled for Alan, Yeah, forty

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Speaker 1: year old legion, you named it, Jason, what do you

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Speaker 1: think about that? That was nasty? I think I'm nasking. Well,

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Speaker 1: you wanted to in someone's face, my mom's face, though

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Speaker 1: she kind of deserves it. She Alex has never my mom.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I are married. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: by the way, blah blah blahah. I always say that.

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Speaker 1: Could I have to let people know anyway, She's never

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Speaker 1: met my parents, you know, because I don't talk to

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Speaker 1: my family because of the things you mentioned that. But

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Speaker 1: I would love for you to meet my MoMA now,

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Speaker 1: just so I could see if you would actually yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, an, then let's see what you got. That's

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Speaker 1: gonna be hard to be agree, that will be hard.

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Speaker 1: Here you go even are you ready? So ready? No

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Speaker 1: more sucking? Ready? Okay, here we go. Haven't Alex your

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Speaker 1: mama she fat like Jubil your mama. She should have

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Speaker 1: swallowed Alex your mama. She's crazy like Jeffrey Dahma. Jubil

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Speaker 1: your mama the opposite of Vascala. Alex your mama for

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Speaker 1: a dolla. Jubil your mama big is like Obama. Both

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Speaker 1: your mama's ugly. Love the awkward pause and then are ugly.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? Not bad? Okay? Okay, that was okay,

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Speaker 1: I've heard you keep yeah, I think it was just okay.

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Speaker 1: I was really shaking in my boots and then I

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Speaker 1: was like really, like, this is the best one ever.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, you got no more sucking? Ready, suck

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Speaker 1: no more of it? Okay, why did you drink some

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Speaker 1: d Did you drink some of your own new soft

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Speaker 1: drink called suck No More and come back and try

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Speaker 1: it again? Um, all right, it's my turn now, I guess. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now you got to give yourself an intro because you

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Speaker 1: won last week. That's right, when you win Free suff Friday,

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Speaker 1: you get the big hip hop intro. So, yes you do.

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Speaker 1: And I won last week. I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: told you guys that. You guys remember, just go, just go, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Joe Super show Free South Friday. Every single Friday, you

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Speaker 1: give us random sopping and we spit a super hot

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Speaker 1: fire Tabasco sauce hot top of teal sauce hot versus

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Speaker 1: about it. I mean you're tapping your uncle. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly as you tap your teo. And that was

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Speaker 1: a really terrible intro. I'm gonna try one more. Joe

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Speaker 1: was sweet Stuff Friday right here on the Jukes Show.

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Speaker 1: Last week, Jubal came out of the gate with a

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Speaker 1: hot verse about potatoes and he was the winner. This

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Speaker 1: week's champions. That's why he's coming to the mike last

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Speaker 1: to spin his verse of by your mama jokes. Let's go,

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Speaker 1: Is that better better? I don't know how he won

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Speaker 1: last week? I know, yeah this up? Oh here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: both of your mama smell like dude, dude, dumb dumbs two.

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Speaker 1: By the time you turned to year age was already

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Speaker 1: double their IQ. Ev'm on stupid, that's the truth. Her

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Speaker 1: dentist to fix her bluetooth. Alex, Mom, that's my mother

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Speaker 1: in law been ridden by more people than a playground

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Speaker 1: sees saw. Even Dowsby like whoa, what's the rush? Had

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Speaker 1: more homeless men honor than a seat on public bus.

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Speaker 1: Evan's mom, Oh yeah, that I mentioned she's not smart,

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Speaker 1: has to google recipes on how to cook a pop

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Speaker 1: target so good at being stupid that she's made it

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Speaker 1: an art. And also her breath smells like a big shark.

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Speaker 1: Pretty good. I got all of them were good this

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Speaker 1: week so far? Yeah, Jason, who do you think won

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Speaker 1: this week's freestyle Friday? They were all really good. It's

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Speaker 1: a tough choice. They were They were all right, so

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Speaker 1: honorable mention I'm gonna give to Evan. Right, you tried.

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Speaker 1: I think that's last honorable mention last in my book. Alex,

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Speaker 1: I felt like you had some really great insults, but

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Speaker 1: I gotta get it up to Jewel so much more

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Speaker 1: with his verses, Oh my up, out of my feet,

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Speaker 1: Alex is angry, Sir, I agree, Okay, we need a

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Speaker 1: new judge. We need judge. Who are we getting these

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Speaker 1: judges over? They're just calling in, you know. Jason, Thank you, Jason, appreciate,

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Speaker 1: thank you. How good day bying. She's a nice first

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Speaker 1: nice like screw you. Well, thank you very much, Jason.

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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and take my vide Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'll take my victory lap now. Thanks Jason. Okay, thank

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Speaker 1: you seven times by. You're welcome all Joe. That was crazy.

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Speaker 1: Two weeks to the row, je boil one Freestyle Friday.

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Speaker 1: Last week it was potatoes, and this week it was

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Speaker 1: about Idaho, but not the state. Both to Alex and

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Speaker 1: Eagle said Mamas, I lost it as he in there,

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Speaker 1: but whatever, one, thank you very much. Find out who

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Speaker 1: wins next week. Next Friday, the Free Style Friday. It's

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Speaker 1: a Jewel show.