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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your

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Speaker 1: guest host Col Stratton. Yes that Col Stett. Thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys. What's that? I can hear the internet rebelling? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Kevin anticipated your incessant interruptions at the top, so

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Speaker 1: he asked me to read from a prepared statement. So

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Speaker 1: here goes. It's okay, everyone calmed down. I Kevin Pollock

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Speaker 1: asked Cole Stratton to sit in for me today. At present,

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Speaker 1: I'm in New York working on season three of that

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Speaker 1: little show that's already won thirty nine major awards in

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Speaker 1: his first two seasons, but he was coming to be sure.

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Speaker 1: Kevin wrote this the amazing Mrs Maza. That's when my

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Speaker 1: friend Bobby calls it. I know he's great, and he

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Speaker 1: will be back and forth between New York and Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles until September, but I'll often still make it here

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Speaker 1: for these recording sessions in the meantime. Cole is super talented,

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Speaker 1: and I guess he wrote this. I'm now still Kevin

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Speaker 1: talking where was I? And the whole Alchemy. This cast

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Speaker 1: knows Cole and are very appreciative that he's there in

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Speaker 1: my stead. So fun today Cole And to all the alchemists,

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Speaker 1: just know that I love you and I'll be listening. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So there you have it, folks. I'm that Cold Stratton

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Speaker 1: and I'm happy to be guest hosting this episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This so let's meet our alchemists, shall we? In no

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Speaker 1: particular order, say hello to Vanessa Raglan Vanessa, would you

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Speaker 1: like to see a photo I have of Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: shimming up a tree and only his socks? Oh? Thank you? Correct,

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Speaker 1: look under the um um tree. It's Chris Alvarado, super

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Speaker 1: topical reference. When the time is right, will you read

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Speaker 1: me a story? I'll read Cold Stratton a story, not

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Speaker 1: Kevin Polk story. Wait, it's weird hosting in his voice.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll see. Somebody wisely replaced Joey Greer today

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Speaker 1: with the also talented and returning guest improviser Carla Kakowski. Carlo, never, Carl,

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Speaker 1: What do you do with Joey's carps? With his curbs? Carps?

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Speaker 1: About the curb she did? Sweet lawn ornament? Obviously perfect,

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Speaker 1: keep people away, that's for sure. Next up is the

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Speaker 1: godfather of Solmino, Craig's and Bacon with the side of laughter.

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Speaker 1: How would you respond to this Jeopardy answer? He is

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Speaker 1: my comedy inspiration. Who is Craig nice? And it's good

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Speaker 1: to be Craig? And last, but re stocked the pantry

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Speaker 1: with your mother's eyes. If you think him least, it's

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Speaker 1: James heeny dr H. Where do you think Kevin has

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Speaker 1: such a problem calling you James? I think that he's

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Speaker 1: the The idea of a nickname really adds to a relationship.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to break it down too much,

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Speaker 1: but I think he just wants to be better friends

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Speaker 1: with me. I'm I think he forgets your name sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we've known each other for a long time,

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Speaker 1: and I think I always call you Hey. Don't think

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Speaker 1: continue this trend? Alright? Preparation h Let's get going. Let's

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Speaker 1: get to our first scene. As as always, all today's

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Speaker 1: scene suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If you'd

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Speaker 1: like to submit yours, please write to the podcast at

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Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. Okay. Our first

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Speaker 1: scene was sent in by Nicole Seeman. Good thing Joey's

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Speaker 1: in here for that one. Nicole Hey, you rag tag

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Speaker 1: group of weirdos. One day, I was falling asleep from

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Speaker 1: scene suggestions struck me, And it goes like this. A

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Speaker 1: cast sit two tables away, bickering over what to order

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Speaker 1: more but draggled. As he returns to the tables between

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Speaker 1: restaurant to procter, and I leegal raccoon fighting ring and

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Speaker 1: it's trying not to rise A suspicion complicated setup, guys,

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Speaker 1: not convoluted at all. I didn't want to compliment you, guys,

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Speaker 1: because God knows you get enough emails saying how awesome

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Speaker 1: you are. But I looked at pictures of all of

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Speaker 1: you and you're either adorable parental figures or like Vanessa

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Speaker 1: Screw you all for not being ugly, for making me

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Speaker 1: love you all the much more, you assholes. Sincerely, Nicole Seaman. PS.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a bad last name. You find a

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Speaker 1: one of you, might choose PPS. I make art and

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Speaker 1: and I'll try to make it. Thanks Nicole, Joey put

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Speaker 1: that on at all, right, guys, take it away. I'm nervous.

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Speaker 1: If I shouldn't say I'm nervous, I should just be

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Speaker 1: here with you. No, I I totally anticipate everything that

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Speaker 1: was I was up all night last night? Oh really?

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Speaker 1: Can I get you guys started with something to drink? Um? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would like a gallon of water please, okay, and

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Speaker 1: a little dehydrated okay, just like four cups of one. Yes, Also,

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Speaker 1: clean than myself. Okay, and I will have rose. Oh

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you. Can I say the wrong thing? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we both just figuring it out. We're figuring it out here.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to strike that nice balance of honesty and

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Speaker 1: also like fakeness, you'll like me. No, no, I feel you.

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Speaker 1: I feel you. That's a that's a that's a hard line.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, we're here because we want to

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Speaker 1: to lean towards more honest frankly, good me too, I

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Speaker 1: can do that. Okay. Yeah. What do you do for

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Speaker 1: I We just said this, you just said that. So yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well for a living, um, I work in a newstand.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah interesting. Yeah, and then I have a lot

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Speaker 1: newspaper to clean up things. So yeah, that works, that works. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: would you please just pick something? We don't have an

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Speaker 1: There's just so so many sandwiches on the menu. We

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Speaker 1: come there's five sandwiches. So five is too many? Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe the club. What's on the club, it's what's regularly

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Speaker 1: possible for you to just put my order in so

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Speaker 1: If he would let go of my wrist, let go

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Speaker 1: He's got a lisp. He has a hard time. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't make fun of it. We're partners. We're partners, not

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Speaker 1: not in life. We're cop partners. I'm a lady cop.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't judge you if you were together. Whatever, grilled

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Speaker 1: and by the time that's freddy, I'm sure we'll get

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Speaker 1: the other order. Is that too aggressive? I don't like

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Speaker 1: the way you're looking at me. You're talking to me,

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Speaker 1: But my frustration isn't with you. It's just that she

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Speaker 1: things to do. I want to call my wife. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm his work wife. You're not wife. Put up the

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Speaker 1: filly cheese steak in and you keep deliberating and just

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Speaker 1: by the list. I'm looking at this filly cheese steak frankly, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go a little crazy. That's great. I stopped

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Speaker 1: eating meat a few years ago. Yeah, it's um, it's

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Speaker 1: just a thing that I have you. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: tried eating freshly killed meat? No, I'd still consider that

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Speaker 1: it certainly is. Certainly. I just feel like the process

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Speaker 1: a gallon for the guzzler. A gallant. I just got

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Speaker 1: a bunch of cops. I was ready to order, you think, sure, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll take the salad salad, salad salad favorites here, and

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Speaker 1: I will take the filly cheese steak please. And I

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Speaker 1: wonder if you could add extra fresh meat to that. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a salad sad? And what are your dressings? You guys wants? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: UZI guzy is a plus so far? Um, yeah sounds good.

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Speaker 1: go with the uzy guzy. Thank you? Your biceps are huge? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: We have a lot in common. I feel better now.

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Speaker 1: I feel more comfortable. I feel more comfortable with you.

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Speaker 1: you do have some scratches on your face that I

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Speaker 1: I might be ready to order. Oh wonderful, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: for you. What is on the salad salad? The salad

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Speaker 1: of that, and then we put some vegetables in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that sounds like too much salad. That's exactly

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Speaker 1: can do for you, guys, Well you can solve this

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Speaker 1: string up murders that's going around town talking about that.

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Speaker 1: There's been so many murders, like they haven't even made

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Speaker 1: there been about the old lady and the young lady. Well,

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Speaker 1: we're only hearing about those because those are the people

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Speaker 1: they're what you consider unknown unknowns. We don't know how

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Speaker 1: really this is a there's no nons, there's unknownowns, there's

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Speaker 1: no unknowns, and there's unknown unknowns. So who didn't That's

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Speaker 1: what we're trying to find. God, I just feel like

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Speaker 1: same way. It's just like Earth, right, it's like overpopulated

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Speaker 1: and like not everybody should be here, and then when

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Speaker 1: of course, of course when people die, like you should

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Speaker 1: that's how that should work. Like this ring that I'm

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Speaker 1: This has never happened undercover kid. That's right. I've been

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Speaker 1: there's they're pounding on the door. Well, luckily fast we

417
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 1: let that family in, and then all of a sudden,

418
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 1: every family that's on this highway is going to want

419
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: to get in this Vegas bus. That's how I feel

420
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: about Thanksgiving dinner. You start to invite people that aren't

421
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: in the core group, it ruins the dinner. Best to

422
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: be alone. Wait a minute, does this bus have to

423
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 1: go at a certain pace or a bomb explodes? Well,

424
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: it's the equivalence, because if we aren't staying ahead of

425
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: all these explosions, we're gonna get wrapped up in it.

426
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: So I'd say we should stay above about sixty. I agree,

427
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: I agree. Oh, look, guys, look out to the right.

428
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of muscular, bald headed guys that look

429
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 1: like families important to them. We can't let anybody else

430
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: on the bus. We're not doing it, not gonna happen.

431
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: How can you tell? Just by looking? I could tell

432
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,719
Speaker 1: because they're giving each other bro hugs and and talking

433
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 1: about their souped up vehicles. I don't know if that

434
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: means family is important to them all right? Family is bullshit.

435
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: Family is important to me. I'm actually headed to Vegas

436
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: to stop a wedding. Oh did you guys here? Who's

437
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: the love of my life? So you're like a creepy stalker. Yeah,

438
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: you're like the actor in that movie with the woman

439
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: and the and he's like, I love you and then

440
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: they end up together on the bus. That's what I'm

441
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: hoping for. What movie is that? The building just shot

442
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 1: out of the ground. We've got to keep our speed up.

443
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: We don't want to get behind the building. We pull

444
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 1: over for one second. I just got to take a

445
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: quick whizz quick, whiz quick wi the peanut can. I

446
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: don't want everyone's whizzing that peanut can, and I don't

447
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: want to that. You have a problem with whizzing with

448
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: all of our whiz. It's just it's getting full and

449
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: I have a lot of whiz. Let's pull over next

450
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: to that. I have a wedding to stop. You have

451
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: to wiz in the peanut can. How are those two

452
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 1: things combined? If because he's saying, if we stop at all,

453
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: great lock. Yes, there's no way I'm pulling this this

454
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: bus over. That's not gonna happen. Look, if a building

455
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 1: shot out of the ground, it probably means we're in

456
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: a dream. Architect is just building up the reality of

457
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: this dream. You might be about to wet the bed

458
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: in real life. That's what happens to me. I'm looking

459
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: for a place to wiz. I wake up and I'm

460
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: wet the bed. I'll hold the can for you. This

461
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: is no dream. Bring out your young penis. We've seen

462
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 1: him before. This is a nightmare. We want to see

463
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: a young penis. Come on to get back from the

464
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: front of the bus. I can't concentrate. You think it's

465
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: some sort of nightmare bus on a one way ride

466
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: to Hank not gonna happen. One way to focus. It's

467
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: another word for how to me? Don't you know? These

468
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: things come on? I need to focus on. What's another

469
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: word for a fuck? I don't know? Foods Frank, Frank, frank.

470
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: That's for help. From now on, we've got a language.

471
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: There's a lot of bullets whizzing by. There's a lot

472
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 1: of bullets whizzing by us. Do you do or you

473
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: don't have to be you do? We don't want to

474
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:30,959
Speaker 1: stop the wedding. What's your story? Who are out? Fine? Christ?

475
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: Why did you make that noise with your mouth? Sound

476
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: like the law of order in it. Hello, his entire

477
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: life story is tattooed on his young cock. Are these

478
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: things you'd forget if they want tattooed on your cock?

479
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: And that's exactly right. I don't want to make it.

480
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: We shouldn't say cock, No, we should I just want

481
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: to whiz. Bring the can over. Okay, it got it?

482
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: Oh you got thank you, honey. Okay, it's getting it

483
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: is getting higher. Don't worry. I've had a lot of children.

484
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: I've seen, I've been I've helped people pee before children

485
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: years ago, four years ago, utterly sick of you, and

486
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. That one was a mistake. I'm done.

487
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: Well that hands about this? Good buddy, good, Everyone, get

488
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: your hands off my Charles. I was only able to

489
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: read the first chapter of that. Did you put a

490
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: mark on it so I could pick it up later?

491
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: You could put a piece of bottle gum on it

492
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: where you stopped? Why don't you put a piece of

493
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: bottle gum on it? Or you could tie tie something

494
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: around it yellow right around the old child's tree. The

495
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: bridge ahead of us is collapsing. We're gonna have to

496
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: speed up. I'm telling everybody. If you don't have a

497
00:28:51,920 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: seatbelt on. It is not my responsibility. We're gonna get someone.

498
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh peace, physics checked out, good work, thank god. All

499
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: right up, there's the mirage. We're almost there. Yeah, wait

500
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: a minute, is that really a hotel? Or is it

501
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: a mirage? It's we don't know that. I know that,

502
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: you don't know that. This is my pudding. Can I

503
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: bite your nose? Get your face away from my bad

504
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: this dream before drop me off at Circus Circus. We

505
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: have one stop at the Rage. I need to cuss.

506
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: Luck of your life is getting married at Circus Circus. Yes,

507
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: oh that's all right. If we can get unanimous vote,

508
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: I'll stop at Circus Circus. But everybody has agreed to

509
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: go to the Mirage. Okay, well we should support him.

510
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 1: He paid for us, and honestly I won't forget this

511
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: and I will add this chapter to Charles. All right,

512
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: I vote to go to Circus Circus. I second that

513
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: I vote to go to Circus Circus. We just need

514
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: one more, folks, come off. It's for love, please please.

515
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: That's tough, because no one wanted to stop at the

516
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: Alien Beef Turkey place on the way. We've been through

517
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: so much together, buildings, falling, bridges blowing up. Well, let

518
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,479
Speaker 1: me just restake my entire romantic life up to this

519
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: point and see if I want to vote for love

520
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: or against it? Well, have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah?

521
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: I've had my heart broken. I'm sorry. Um, what was

522
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: your name again? Phil? Phil? Yeah, I appreciate the affection,

523
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: but I just don't really remember you. Okay. I mean

524
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: you wrote never change in my earbook, So I didn't

525
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: change at all. I didn't change. We went to school together.

526
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,239
Speaker 1: I never changed. Yeah, I'm exactly the same. Okay. Well,

527
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: that does sound like a terrible story. Pretty bad. That's

528
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: the satis flashback i've ever heard. That's that? That's you've

529
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: ever heard? Yeah, try me find me a sadder flash. Well,

530
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: my situation leading them to circus circus is pretty rough.

531
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: All right, baby, don't go, I'm going And I never

532
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: saw to stop this wedding thank you story. I vote

533
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: for it. That stop, Phil. I love you. I love

534
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: you too, Phil. Anyone else come out love him? Alright,

535
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,479
Speaker 1: it's a dream. It doesn't matter. It's not a dream.

536
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: And we accept tips. They're not mandatory. But as you

537
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: guys exit the bus an, it's the hope. Oh it

538
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: is a dream. I don't think this is a dream.

539
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: I think that's really the whole. That is the hope.

540
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: That is also a rocket is headed our way, and

541
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: so is the Kawasaki motorcycle. Oh God, are we gonna

542
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: make it? Is the going to stop that rocket? I

543
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: think so? If I can stop a wedding, I can

544
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: also stop a rocket. But we don't know if you're

545
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: stopping a wedding. Well, let me start with the rocket.

546
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: That's okay, Here we go, trying to jump on that ninja. Okay,

547
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: here we go. Boy rides again. Does he think he's

548
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: the hulk? Rocket? Explode it? Oh, we'll never finish the

549
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: Charles done it well, Frank, This good job, alchemist. Next

550
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: up is Bob mccowski, who wrote that sounds like it

551
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: sounds like my dad under a bad That sounds like

552
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: his wit. Second name, hey By mccowsky didn't witness a murder.

553
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: By mccowsky wrote, Hey, alchemists, I'd love to hear a

554
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: sketch of about baseball. Specifically, it's the new manager's first

555
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: day and he has no idea what he's doing. Let's

556
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: be good for you, Vanessa. The players are confused. About

557
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: what to do. The assistance and even the fans are

558
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: trying to help him out. Love the show. Keep up

559
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: the good work, Bob mccow's key. Everyone's circle up and

560
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: say hello to your neighbor. I already know my neighbor.

561
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: I already know these guys. Great start. Let's put our

562
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: tight pants on and are already we dressed up before

563
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: we came out of the locker room. You look great.

564
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: What's the what's the plan? Well, easy, peasy, lemon, squeez day.

565
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: I do some things on this white board that I

566
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: think you'll all into it as the plan to trounce

567
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: on the dodge airs, as it were. That looks like

568
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: a game of hangman. It does, doesn't it? Oh, And

569
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: that's what we're going to be doing. We're going to

570
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: be hanging the competition. You're gonna throw and hit and

571
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: scramble chaos Joker style. Coach, you realized this is baseball, right.

572
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: We don't run plays. No, we pitched the ball try

573
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: to get out, so we try to get get it

574
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: in play. I just meant it as an energy, as

575
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: a general energy. I wanted to feel like the Joker. Chaos, uh, frightening,

576
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: you know, fear as power. I I that's what I

577
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: want the mood to be out there today. I mean

578
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: they told us you were positive. Hey, coach, I understand

579
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: you won this team in a poker game last Friday,

580
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: but you don't have to actually coach you. You can

581
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: give it to somebody else, please, but I'd love to try. Please,

582
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: we could figure this out together. Gang, Well, it's a

583
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: really big game today and the fans out there are

584
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: really we do spitballs. What does that mean is that

585
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: a spitball? Spitballs are illegal? It's totally illegal. That illegal.

586
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: If we were going to do that, we wouldn't want

587
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Oh well, maybe we never mentioned it.

588
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: Crying a baseball? Why are some peoples illegal? Again? I

589
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: was forgetting because you're doctoring the ball and just your saliva. Yeah,

590
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: it's like slides off the bat. Saliva is not medical.

591
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but sometimes when you got to split on

592
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: the ball and somebody hits the bad spray sucker word

593
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: and people can get sickly. This is gross. Yeah, it's gross.

594
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: It's pretty much a biohazard. Okay, coach, can you let

595
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 1: go ahead and decide who's gonna bear starting picture today?

596
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 1: We've got seven guys warming up right now, and so lutely,

597
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: who wants to go? Well, rock paper scissors? He can

598
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: just go, I'll go. Okay, great, it's okay. I'd like

599
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: to play rock pepper scissors. You weren't even on rock

600
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: paper scissors. I'd like to compete. Well, who wants to

601
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: play rock paper scissors with number seven? Well, I think

602
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,479
Speaker 1: you should. I guess I'll do it. Okay, Okay, gather

603
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: around everyone, This is team work. Thank you of shoes. Okay,

604
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: shoot paper covers rock Okay, So I still want it?

605
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: It was fun. Um, I'm feeling let's talk about our

606
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: feelings frightened. Um? What do they need from me today? Well,

607
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: it's fan appreciation day. So they evolve been giving T

608
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: shirts and small bats, and I think what are they

609
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: going to do with them? They just pretend like they're

610
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: playing baseball. Some for the kids. It's fun children with

611
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: small bats. Yuck. Also, you know, we could use some sandwiches.

612
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: I like the team we get hungry. Are you telling

613
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: the woman in the room to make sandwiches? Hashtag me too? Man, Okay,

614
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: that was a close one. I'll have someone called something in.

615
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: I mean, like the main thing you got to do

616
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: is like, you know, pick the order that we're going

617
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: to hit in in the positions that we're supposed to play.

618
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: So if you just well, that's the coach's jobs. It's

619
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: one through a coach. This is a genuine question if

620
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: there was if there wasn't a coach, we'd be doing

621
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 1: rock paper scissors, fright. You see, it takes a long time.

622
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: I should have done it a series of three. I

623
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Speaker 1: could have probably one, right, but you know it all

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Speaker 1: worked out. Yeah, play two more rounds, okay, okay. Well

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Speaker 1: while they're doing that, maybe you should write a speech. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because French paper covers rock, the fans are going to

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Speaker 1: expect some kind of speech. This happens every year during

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Speaker 1: appreciation Day. So you might tell them, like what the

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Speaker 1: plan is and how we're gonna go for the championship

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Which championship paper covers rock? Again?

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Speaker 1: Stop picking rock tank? Well, eventually it's going to come up,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Made some noise for your favorite baseball team,

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Speaker 1: the bear Boys. I love the bear Boys and so

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Speaker 1: glad they added him to the league this season, and

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Speaker 1: making your welcome day speech is the new coach. You

636
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Speaker 1: gotta stop drinking and chuck. What does this all meaning?

637
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Speaker 1: You gotta hang in there and get the announcement out.

638
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: You gotta get it into them. It doesn't matter. Just

639
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Speaker 1: get it into the mic, announced the coach, saying real words.

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Speaker 1: It's time for the coaches speech. That was to me.

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Speaker 1: You have to say it in the microphone with a

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Speaker 1: big voice. He's a gentleman. It's time for the coaches speech. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love the coaches speech. My favorite. So great, You're

644
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Speaker 1: all so beautiful. Who loves sports? Linda Amirez, life coach

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Speaker 1: and Bear Boy owner ramis Is that are you related

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Speaker 1: to that? Ramirez? Ramires, Yeah, she's my aunt. But I

647
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Speaker 1: was trying to play it cool. Alright, wait she's your aunt. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What I would love for the stadium to keep in

649
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Speaker 1: mind today with your little bats wiggling in the sky,

650
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Speaker 1: is this is a great American game. Okay, I hear that.

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Speaker 1: This great American game is about working together. So take

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Speaker 1: me out to the ball game. We want to w

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Speaker 1: what we want to w that they want to win.

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Speaker 1: We want this standard. Well I want a W two

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Speaker 1: and I'll w that's a tax joke. Um, Linda Ramirez, Uh,

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Speaker 1: everyone look inside yourselves, leave the bear Boys to victory.

657
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Speaker 1: We're so excited to play at the playoffs. Um, and

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Speaker 1: I'll hang out with everyone during intermission, and Linda, could

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Speaker 1: I say a few words to the fans? Absolutely? Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: just what everyone to? I want to thank you all

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Speaker 1: for for your supports. You know, we are the only

662
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Speaker 1: major league team that are all fat, harry gay guys,

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Speaker 1: and we were added to the league to promote more diversity.

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Speaker 1: And god, bear Boys bus really good, honey, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm still I mean, I can make sandwiches for us.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do it, you know, but we're

667
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Speaker 1: old coat. You should always make a sandwich. Know, all

668
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Speaker 1: of a sudden, because she's a woman, she can't make sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: That's not I feel like that too, Like why can't

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Speaker 1: it just all be genderless? Right? Our old coach never

671
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Speaker 1: complained about making peanut butter and couldn't help it over here.

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Speaker 1: I think it could be genderless if you allowed women

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Speaker 1: in the league, But as it is, since women can't

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Speaker 1: play for the women that are into a domestic role.

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Speaker 1: That's just what I'm feeling. But again, I'm new here.

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Speaker 1: She's not She's not wrong. Maybe they could start a

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Speaker 1: lead at their own. That's not a bad idea. I've

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Speaker 1: always wanted a coach. Maybe I could coach. I think

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Speaker 1: it would be nice to have lady coach. I guess

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Speaker 1: I'll lead off. Go on out fair, do your things

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, wish me look have fun out there.

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Speaker 1: Thanks hit it hey. By the way, you guys really

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Speaker 1: should come into the dugout and it'll make things a

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Speaker 1: lot easier for when we go up stuff instead of

685
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Speaker 1: being in the clubhouse like this, like mill do in there.

686
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: I don't like that room. I went in there earlier.

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Speaker 1: Sad tall you well, I'll come back and forth all Liaise.

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Speaker 1: I'll let you know when the next batter is coming

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Speaker 1: up in the situations if I'm on baseball just at

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Speaker 1: the show, I don't know what that was. You have

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Speaker 1: fun kids. Thanks. We are now at the bottom of

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Speaker 1: the ninth inning. It has been something of a game,

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Speaker 1: hasn't happened? It sure has been something of a game.

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Speaker 1: It's me, Linda Amiraz on the mic. It's okay, Linda,

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Speaker 1: I mean, coach. I don't know. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to do with the coach. I think we're

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Speaker 1: gonna lose this guy went up into the booth on

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Speaker 1: your shirt. It's been a rough week talking about sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: I am here and I'm just here to tell you

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Speaker 1: that I want my car back. And just because I

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Speaker 1: said sweetheart doesn't mean I'm taking you back. Very drunk.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm drunk too. I don't sound like it,

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Speaker 1: but I am just stick around for one one last inning,

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Speaker 1: wiser one in the bare boys are down by one.

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Speaker 1: You care. All you care about is a stupid job,

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00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: this stupid baseball job. Because hearing a lot of anger

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Speaker 1: from both of you. But if it's about the jobs,

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Speaker 1: how do you guys feel about each other? You know,

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00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: let's take the work out of it. Let's take all

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00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: this This is just noise. What's going on for real?

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Speaker 1: I'm reasonful of her, oh big word, because I make

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Speaker 1: a lot of money of her accomplishment. Well, I think

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Speaker 1: you should say thank you if she makes a lot

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Speaker 1: of money, because she doesn't thank me for me pursuing

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Speaker 1: my dream. Well, you're covered in vomit. This is what

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Speaker 1: I love to do. She never saw that. How does

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Speaker 1: that make you feel? I'm sorry in this trainame, uh, Linda, Linda,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm there's so many Linda's run. I'm trying. Hey, Tank,

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Speaker 1: if you get to the bottom of the ninth and

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Speaker 1: the bear Boys are down one, score the winning run

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Speaker 1: for me. Please, what's wrong with you? Did you just

722
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Speaker 1: give me sick? You just coughed all over me? Kids?

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Speaker 1: Is you visited me at the kids hospital? Score the

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Speaker 1: winning run for me? Tank? You for you? Yeah? Alright?

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Speaker 1: Taking as a doctor here, I just wouldn't want to

726
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Speaker 1: remind you that this is the kid Detective. He solved

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Speaker 1: a lot of murders. Excuse so much for coming to

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Speaker 1: sign kids are sick? What's wrong with them? Is it contagious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's contagious. Of course it's contagious. He coughed when I

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Speaker 1: was Tank Henderson is just score, go ahead run. But

731
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Speaker 1: what's this? The umpire is noting that he's covered in saliva.

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Speaker 1: He's disqualified spitball. There appears to be reconsidering he will

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Speaker 1: settle the game via game of rock paper scissors. You

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Speaker 1: got this? Oh my god, Rock Beach sussor the boys.

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Speaker 1: We are here live with the owner and new coach

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Speaker 1: Linda Ramire is a big, big win. How do you

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Speaker 1: feel in tonight? Oh? I feel good? Thanks for asking?

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Speaker 1: What a funky day, funky. Indeed, I just didn't see

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Speaker 1: this coming. But wow, there was a little boy, you know,

740
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: tank got rabies? Oh? Is that what happened? Yes, I

741
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: just found out myself. But thank goodness, he got that

742
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Speaker 1: rock paper scissor win. But he had visited a kid

743
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Speaker 1: in the hospital who had rabies. Of all things, I

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Speaker 1: think I saved a marriage. Um, I learned what w means.

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Speaker 1: It's funky, funky, funky, big day for you. So what's

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Speaker 1: the plan going forward with the with the with the

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Speaker 1: ball club. Well, I'm going to take the ball club

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Speaker 1: on ice tour and we'll just see what happens. I've

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Speaker 1: always loved ice. And you look beautiful. Boy slippery. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're slippery and you're hairy and you're perfect. Screws, where's

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Speaker 1: the kid that used to be in this hospital? But

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Speaker 1: did you just say screws me? No? Excuse me, they're

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just a lot of people have been

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Speaker 1: triggering me today. Sorry, I'm just there was a kid

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Speaker 1: in this hospital. Bird, Yes, he died, he died. No

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Speaker 1: excuse me, police, I am a lady cop. Thank you.

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00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 1: Did I say screws me? Yeah? I don't know. Sething

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Speaker 1: like that. Eis sorry. I can have a picture of

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Speaker 1: you for my anster. Okay, thank you. I'm the doctor here. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward. There was a kid here, a kid detective.

761
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: He died. It has the way this morning. Another murder,

762
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: complications of rabies. I don't know if they're murderer. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if that was we put the miracle murderer away.

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Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I don't think that's murder. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: I think I took a wrong turn. Is this where

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Speaker 1: Tony Orlando and daughter plan? Yes, this is the sand Yes,

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Speaker 1: you just go right down the hall. Wait ant, this

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Speaker 1: is a hospital and the Sands casino. Yes, I must

769
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Speaker 1: be dreaming. No, no, no, I'm dreaming. I can go

770
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Speaker 1: right out the window. And she flew away. It was

771
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Speaker 1: a dream, her own dream where she became all the

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Speaker 1: things she's ever wanted to be. Wow, that all that's

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Speaker 1: written on your Charles. What a wonderful story. Oh that

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Speaker 1: was good. I can go to Hanker, happy lady. Now

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Speaker 1: this has been to a funky day. It's been a day,

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Speaker 1: all right, Oh boy, big thanks to everybody here. Chris Alvarado, Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being a frame man. Thank you Cole.

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Speaker 1: It's someone to have you here. Thank you everybody out there,

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Speaker 1: thanks for sending and all your stuff. We love you.

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado is my name. Wrapping up is your game? Vanessa, Wow,

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Speaker 1: funky stuff. Thanks for having me. Ki. I guess I'll

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Speaker 1: promote myself. You can follow me at Kikowski on Twitter

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Speaker 1: or at Orange Tucks improv for shows that me and

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Speaker 1: Carla have. Yeah, good job, I'll go straight to Carla

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Speaker 1: Kakowski then yeah, you can follow me at Carla Kaikowski

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Speaker 1: It was it was like it wasn't a big part

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Speaker 1: of the show. I had no pants on, but it

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Speaker 1: was like, what am I doing this? Where can we

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Speaker 1: find me? You can find me right here, right now

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Speaker 1: all do a lot of things? Yeah. Um. Let's also

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