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Speaker 1: Hi, Oh my god, I love you so much.

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Speaker 2: You guys are every single morning lady, I love all

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 1: Wow, this is amazing.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking held with your.

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Speaker 3: Sorry Elvis Dan in the Morning show, so a Jake producer, Jake,

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Speaker 3: how are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good?

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Now you seem a little tempt there's a

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Speaker 3: little problem. Are You're having some physical problems, some medical issues?

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Speaker 3: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm a little nervous this morning. Was that last

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Speaker 4: night I told my mom this issue that I was having.

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Speaker 4: My left arm has been tingling. Oh like after I

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Speaker 4: drink and the morning after I drink. But it's only

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Speaker 4: happening when I drink. So she sent me a link

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Speaker 4: to WebMD. Makes me thinking I'm having a serious issue.

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Speaker 3: Now, Okay web Md Usually uh I go there. It

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Speaker 3: is and we shouldn't, but we do.

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Speaker 4: The worst place to go it is, But at.

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Speaker 3: The same time, it gives you a wide spectrum of

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Speaker 3: what it could be. But keep in mind you should

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Speaker 3: not rely on WebMD for these.

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Speaker 4: I always feel like it always tells you the worst

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Speaker 4: possible situation.

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Speaker 5: Wait, so what do you think you have as of

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Speaker 3: I think you're having a heart.

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Speaker 4: That's even more alcoholic neuropathy. Neuropathy neuropathy?

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Speaker 3: So and what is that?

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Speaker 4: It says people drink too much may start to feel

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Speaker 4: pain and tingling in their limbs. Is known as alcoholic neuropathy.

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Speaker 3: Does that mean of your circulation is inhibited?

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Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 5: Do you drink that much?

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Speaker 4: Orriful nerves transmit It's something with your nerves and your

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Speaker 4: spinal cord in your brain. Like this just sounds very scary.

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Speaker 4: I don't think how much drinking?

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Speaker 3: Are you drinking that much?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I like go out on the weekends, like every weekend,

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Speaker 4: all go out, But I'm not drinking a lot during

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Speaker 4: the week Okay.

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Speaker 3: So let's say the last time you had this this

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Speaker 3: condition right now, right now, So you went out drinking

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Speaker 3: last night, What did you drink?

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Speaker 4: Just be honest, how much did you wind? How many

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Speaker 4: glasses of wine?

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Speaker 3: And that's it?

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Speaker 4: But the rest of the weekend I drank a lot

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Speaker 4: more than that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So it could be accumulating in your system.

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Speaker 5: Is your left arm tingling?

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Speaker 4: Only my left arm all the time?

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Speaker 5: That's isn't that the heart attack arm?

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Speaker 3: It's more like.

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Speaker 4: Pain in your arm.

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Speaker 3: If it's a heart attack, you could have a herdi

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Speaker 3: at a disk. I've been looking on webb here. You could

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Speaker 3: be having a heart attack, a stroke, sclerosis, tingling down

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Speaker 5: A lot of times is a her need to discore

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Speaker 5: a pinch.

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Speaker 3: Nerve or vitamin B twelve deficiency.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My point is this web web md is not where

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Speaker 3: you need to be going. You need to be going

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Speaker 3: to a doctor.

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Speaker 4: It could be as simple as taking some vitamins, apparently

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Speaker 4: according to WebMD.

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Speaker 5: So why don't we go get that checked.

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Speaker 3: Someone just said you're experiencing Saturday night palsy.

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Speaker 5: Last time Nigga Jake was sick, he called me at

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Speaker 5: home and he coats, I need advice. You're a mom,

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Speaker 5: help me, And so I said to my advice was

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Speaker 3: That funny and doctors have training, yes, straight.

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Speaker 7: Remember that time Jake was sick for like a month

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Speaker 7: and then he was finally finally called in sick that

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Speaker 7: him to check in on him, and he's like, hey,

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Speaker 7: like are you okay?

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Speaker 3: He goes, no, go to the doctor. I don't know

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Speaker 3: where a doctor is. I had to google him. A doctor.

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Speaker 4: It was like, do you have to go to the

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Speaker 5: I said, is there a many many clinic by you?

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Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, I go take yourself there and see

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Speaker 3: At the very least, go to the dock in the box.

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Speaker 3: Ye call it all right. But you are typical when

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Speaker 3: it comes to men and women too. I mean, you

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Speaker 3: just don't want it. First of all, you think it'll

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Speaker 3: what if it is something bad, I don't want to

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Speaker 3: know about it. All three are bad answers.

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Speaker 4: And my mom's a hypochondract so she makes me think

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Speaker 4: it's the worst possible.

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Speaker 5: So did she tell you to go to the doctor.

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Speaker 4: No, she just keeps sending me links. You could have

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Speaker 4: you stop drinking so much.

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Speaker 3: You could have lead poisoning.

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Speaker 5: Oh, what's made of lead anymore?

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Speaker 3: What's up? Frog?

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Speaker 8: I did the same thing before I was diagnosed with

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Speaker 8: my rare brain tumor.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I went online.

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Speaker 8: And did I saw a quote that you could have

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Speaker 8: a brain tumor and you need brain surgery.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I don't have that. I closed the

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Speaker 8: I could have done it right. Two years later I

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Speaker 8: had brain surgery. It was right, but still.

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Speaker 4: We're all laughing. But I could have a serious problem.

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Speaker 8: You could have a pinch nerve. You know, I should

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Speaker 8: definitely go to the doctor. You absolutely you can't self diagnose.

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Speaker 8: You have to go to the doctor.

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Speaker 3: And yet you just if you think there's an issue,

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Speaker 3: then just go get checked, okay online if you're gonna

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Speaker 3: trust online. Left arm numbness could be due to something

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Speaker 3: as simple as sleeping position or as serious as a

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Speaker 3: heart attack. In between are dozens of other potential causes

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Speaker 3: that applies to numbness in the right arm as well.

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Speaker 3: So maybe when you drink you sleep differently, you know what,

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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe you sleep deeper, therefore you don't move around,

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Speaker 3: Therefore your arm gets caught caught up under your big,

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Speaker 5: Can too much alcohol cause a heart attack?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what hard this has been like a

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Speaker 5: It would have happened.

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Speaker 3: We don't know, We don't know, probably wouldn't be. Don't

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Speaker 3: stop diagnosing self diagnosis is not a good thing, you know,

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Speaker 3: it's not good. It could be a clogged artery that

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Speaker 3: could cause a heart attack. Hello, Katie, Hi, I'm so

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Speaker 3: glad you're here, but you're hair, You're here in a

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Speaker 3: medical position. Your boyfriend gets the same thing after he drinks.

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Speaker 3: His left arm goes numb and tingles.

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Speaker 9: Well, not exactly after you drinks, but he was getting

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Speaker 10: I was like, go get a check out.

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Speaker 9: He actually went got an MRI and everything, and it

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Speaker 9: turns out that he has like scoliosis. And he does have,

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Speaker 9: like you said, the hernia a disc.

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Speaker 3: How do you fix that? How you fix it? Go

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Speaker 4: How do you fix a hernieded disc?

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Speaker 9: Well, he's in physical therapy right now. They're making they're

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Speaker 9: doing you know, all exercises and everything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: But yeah, so he's taking care of it.

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Speaker 11: So it's not like a crazy uncoming.

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Speaker 12: The drinking thing.

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Speaker 9: I haven't really heard of, but I'm sure you know

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Speaker 9: what I mean, Katie.

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Speaker 3: What your boyfriend did as he went to a doctor.

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Speaker 13: Different.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, was there a point where he

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Speaker 3: was a little apprehensive and you had to talk him

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Speaker 3: get to a doctor.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, of course. We all had to talk him

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Speaker 9: into it, Me, his mom, and sister. We were like,

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Speaker 9: you need to go. If it's this bad and it's

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Speaker 5: I feel like this is a total guy thing. Guys

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Speaker 5: don't go to doctors. They're just like, yeah, I don't

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Speaker 5: get it. Like the first sign of anything, I'm at.

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Speaker 8: The doctor, like I'm going to You're you're on the

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Speaker 8: other side of the spectrum, though, what you're like two?

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Speaker 5: Because I had thyroid cancer, so to me, you know

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Speaker 3: Come on, mister brain too much.

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Speaker 5: Come on, mister I closed it when it said I

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Speaker 3: I closed my web MD because I said I have

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Speaker 3: did final. But today we're doing our yearly visit to

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Speaker 3: the dermatologists to check our bodies scan for you know, carcinogens.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. We're going up in there.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you got to look up on in there because

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Speaker 5: I had a I had a mole on my butt,

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Speaker 4: This is why I come to you, and and I'll.

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Speaker 5: Tell you I didn't know I had a mole on

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Speaker 5: my butt. It's not like I'm sitting there going, hey,

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Speaker 5: someone checked my butt.

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Speaker 1: No she did.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad you did. You checked it. You need to

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Speaker 3: go see the doctor and we go yearly. Check ups

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Speaker 3: are yearly because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna take

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Speaker 3: a chance. Wait till you get your first colonoscopy.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, it's the best sleep you ever have.

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Speaker 3: What's god? Go to a doctor? Would you just sit

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Speaker 3: around and speculator? There is a new craze called urine therapy.

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Speaker 3: What huh? People say that you can ingest or rub

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Speaker 3: it on your skin. It's like the fountain of youth,

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Speaker 3: really a warm fountain of youth.

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Speaker 5: I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 3: I'm not either.

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Speaker 4: What's it supposed to do for you?

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Speaker 5: But let me ask a question. If you found out

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Speaker 5: that this was going to diggy years off of like

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Speaker 5: your face. Whatever would you let's go?

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Speaker 3: Be on you let it go?

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Speaker 13: Might think about it.

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Speaker 3: I would let it go.

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Speaker 4: Some people are into that, okay, so not me.

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Speaker 5: There they are, there's a page for that.

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Speaker 14: Maybe he has kidney stones.

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Speaker 3: I've had two of those. It could be a kidney stone.

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Speaker 3: All right, thank you. I so go to the doctor.

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Speaker 3: It could be doctor Jeff, our Morning Show's official chiropractor. Hi,

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Speaker 3: doctor Jeff.

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Speaker 1: How are you good morning? How you guys doing.

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Speaker 3: We're doing okay? So, uh, Jake's left arm tingles, especially

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Speaker 6: I've seen this hundreds of times over the last decade,

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Speaker 4: Basically, he's saying, you guys are stressing me out too much.

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Speaker 5: You're drinking, is what he's telling me.

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Speaker 3: What you do if a friend slams your your laptop

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Speaker 5: Did he break your hand?

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Speaker 3: To the doctor?

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Speaker 5: Hold on, I'm going to web MD.

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Speaker 3: Tell me your symptoms a heart attack to web md.

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Speaker 3: But you're right, Daniel, it is a guy thing.

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Speaker 3: Do you go to the doctor when you need to go? Always?

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Speaker 3: I go to every doctor imaginable for everything. Go to

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Speaker 5: And he's more of a girl.

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Speaker 5: Oh, totally, he's he's my girls are strong. He knows

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Speaker 3: Girl. He's smart. You go to the doctor. That's why, Jake,

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Speaker 16: Live long if you Morning Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 3: Dear God, what's this woman doing?

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Speaker 16: And the Morning Show.

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Speaker 17: Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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Speaker 3: Gary, what's your phone tap about? Today?

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Speaker 18: So Daisha wants to phone tap her boyfriend Kwan. Daisha

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Speaker 18: works at a bank and she keeps telling Kwan about some.

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Speaker 3: Nerdy guy at work who keeps hitting on her.

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Speaker 18: So she thought it would be funny if she called

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Speaker 3: Right, nerdy guy played by Scary Well, there's type casting

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Speaker 3: for you. We'll see what happens in today's scary phone tap.

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Speaker 19: Hello, Hey, dude, is being real with me?

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Speaker 20: The points as to looking to He's like saying some

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Speaker 1: I know we watch what are you doing?

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Speaker 20: I don't like I don't know if he likes me,

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Speaker 20: but he just you know, he just wanted me to go.

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Speaker 18: No, I'm gonna go miss, step out a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I'll get some salad. Want some salad with me?

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Speaker 1: No, that's coming if you want to step out and

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Speaker 1: get his ass, because I knocked that man out.

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Speaker 21: I'm on the phone with my boyfriend.

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Speaker 22: Okay, to you relax, tell it.

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Speaker 18: We'll just hurry up because we only have an hour

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Speaker 1: Then I'm only guy to need ten minutes the wool

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Speaker 1: be that? So that's fifty minutes lunch.

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Speaker 18: Your expression on your face right now, you're not happy

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Speaker 18: talking to him. He obviously doesn't please you me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't please, didn't shut up?

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Speaker 3: Man, I mean, come on, let's just got to lunch.

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Speaker 16: Come on, hang up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, tell this corny ass stop talking to you.

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Speaker 3: While I'm gonna stand here and wait.

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Speaker 20: Oh my god, he's standing here with his arms.

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Speaker 3: Carn Wait, why don't we you and I we'll just

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Speaker 1: Wrong with it too, man, put me on the phone.

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Speaker 1: He wants to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm Jordan with the good hair.

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Speaker 1: Quick talk to my girl. Bruh, I'm doing you. Don't

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Speaker 3: What's a breath? Bruh?

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Speaker 1: You ain't going here in a second, I'm gonna knock

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Speaker 18: I've been on her Instagram and I've liked every one

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Speaker 1: And if he looks, you're saying me, what's her? Keep

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Speaker 3: I don't like the ones with you in it. No,

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Speaker 3: I unhearted those.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna swear I'm gonna take your heart. He won't

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Speaker 1: play with me, man, I swell on everything I love,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna come up there right now and I'm

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Speaker 3: And we work in a bank. We have bulletproof glass

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, brat, if you don't stop playing with

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Speaker 1: her name Jordan, Jordan Well and everything I love Oran.

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Speaker 3: You know like number twenty three, you know him like

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna punch your ass in the face four times.

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Speaker 18: I'm gonna I'm gonna pay somebody to fight you. I'm

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Speaker 18: in a bank right now, I got cash, I got money.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be on the floor in a second.

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Speaker 18: Bro At work, we play around, and she wrote me

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Speaker 18: a fake check that says or in his bay.

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Speaker 1: Are you so corny? You're so corny? Right now you're

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Speaker 3: You tell that to everybody listening to the radio right now. Hey,

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Speaker 3: it's scary. Jones remembers to Ring in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Qua you can phone tapped? Got you?

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Speaker 1: Ma, I'm like, man, I'm so corny, man like I

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Speaker 1: was like, bro, I was about to burn all your clothes. Girl.

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Speaker 1: That was whack that.

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Speaker 16: Elvis Duran phone tip.

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Speaker 23: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 17: The Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 3: So, okay, look back to your childhood. Okay, did your

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Speaker 5: A vomit pot the moment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we never I never watched her cook with it,

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Speaker 5: But see, ours was the vomit basket. It was like

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Speaker 3: See but my friends found out about the vomit pot

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Speaker 3: was there anything your family did that was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 13: My mom used to have this. It was like a

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Speaker 13: my mom's practicing witchcraft?

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Speaker 4: Is she great?

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Speaker 24: Right?

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Speaker 3: Have you heard about the poop knife?

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Speaker 16: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I know about that. Yeah, okay, Nate, tell them

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Speaker 7: No, it wasn't my family, cor Nate, No, it wasn't

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Speaker 7: So this person grew up thinking this was totally normal.

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Speaker 7: out to his roommate, Hey, bring the poop knife, and

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, the poop knife. Where's your poop knife?

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Speaker 7: I need to And he was shocked to find out

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Speaker 3: Had a poop knife. Wow, he thought all families had

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Speaker 3: all families had a poop knife. Yeah, frogging god.

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Speaker 8: I thought every family had like a bottle in the

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Speaker 3: In because I went on it.

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Speaker 8: I went on a road trip with my friend Greg

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Speaker 3: So there you go, because your dad just did not

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Speaker 3: You know, like, you know, you brought me up thinking

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Speaker 3: Now they think I'm out of my mind. Yeah.

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Speaker 13: go to a restaurant and they're like extra condiment packets

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Speaker 13: People come over and they're like, really, what's with all

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Speaker 3: But it's great, I know, no if you if you

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Speaker 3: I'm hearing.

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Speaker 13: Exactly, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So it's so I'm kind of wondering textas now I

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Speaker 13: Nate run another really weird one where somebody, if all

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Speaker 3: Whole family. So, so what what.

449
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Speaker 7: Apparently from this article, apparently if the food was too out,

450
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Speaker 7: like you have pizza and it burns the roof of

451
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Speaker 7: your mouth, the whole rest of the family would blow

452
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Speaker 7: in that person's mouth to cool it down.

453
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Speaker 5: How strange is that?

454
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Speaker 25: Yeah?

455
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Speaker 3: I love this text. We always had a fresh intimate's

456
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Speaker 3: cake from whenever company came over, and nobody was allowed

457
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Speaker 3: to touch it unless they were company. Wasn't that amount

458
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Speaker 3: of Skalco? Yeah, the family did the same thing. Another text,

459
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Speaker 3: we used a wire hangar instead of a poop knife

460
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Speaker 3: for my brother. Another text, my mom used to soak

461
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Speaker 3: our socks and vinegar whenever I was sick it had

462
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Speaker 3: a fever because she claimed it took the fever off.

463
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Speaker 3: So this person grew up thinking that everyone did this.

464
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Speaker 3: Oh well, you know, get the vinegar out, put it

465
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Speaker 3: on your socks. It's crazy, Hey, Scotty Be, what from

466
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Speaker 3: the wacky weird world of Scotty Bee. God knows where

467
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Speaker 3: this is going to see?

468
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Speaker 26: I thought it was normal to load your trunk up

469
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Speaker 26: with gas cans and drive across state lines to get

470
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Speaker 26: gas in another state because it was cheaper.

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Speaker 3: It is somewhat dangerous, is it not.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

473
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Speaker 3: Particularly, I just figured that was a thing. Is that

474
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Speaker 3: where you got your cheapness from your dad? I must have. Yes,

475
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Speaker 3: So he would drive from New York State to New

476
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Speaker 3: Jersey to get cheaper gas, Yes, he absolutely would.

477
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Speaker 26: And the toll was cheaper then, so it's still you know,

478
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Speaker 26: was in his favor when he came back.

479
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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, yeah, it's cheaper.

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Speaker 5: Are we talking?

481
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Speaker 26: There was like fifty sixty cents cheaper a gallon back

482
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Speaker 26: in the day?

483
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Speaker 3: Why not? But is it worth it your entire family

484
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Speaker 3: blowing up in the car. That's so stupid, not at all.

485
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Speaker 3: You remember Carolina used to work with us. She said her family,

486
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Speaker 3: they would go to the drive in theater and she

487
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Speaker 3: would they had a large family. They would put some

488
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Speaker 3: of their kids in the trunk and close the trunk

489
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Speaker 3: and they would drive them to the They would drive

490
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Speaker 3: them through and they would have to pay for them

491
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Speaker 3: kids in the trunk of their car.

492
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Speaker 5: People did that in the trunk.

493
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Speaker 3: Of your car because.

494
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Speaker 5: You get them in for you don't have to pay

495
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Speaker 5: for those kids.

496
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Speaker 3: And that's normal.

497
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Speaker 5: That's once you get inside, you open the trunk and

498
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Speaker 5: they come in and watch the movie.

499
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Speaker 3: Can you imagine who Scotty Bees family did that. You'd

500
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Speaker 3: be in the trunk of your car with full gas cans?

501
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Speaker 3: What Nate?

502
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Speaker 7: Okay, so growing up, we didn't really have kleenex, right.

503
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Speaker 7: We would have handkerchiefs like it was an old school thing.

504
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Speaker 7: But then my dad would go into the dirty laundry

505
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Speaker 7: and pull out old underwear and blow us. So I

506
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Speaker 7: remember when I was older, I would blow my nose

507
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Speaker 7: and like used underwear because I'm like, well they're gonna

508
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Speaker 7: get washed anyways.

509
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just remembered that. I just remembered

510
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Speaker 3: that it's like dirty. Now they're just gonna get dirtier.

511
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Speaker 3: Might as well.

512
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Speaker 13: That's how MRSA is born. Good job, Nate.

513
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Speaker 3: Hey, Oh my god, I thought that was normal. This

514
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Speaker 3: person says, I grew up thinking Santa Claus loves to

515
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Speaker 3: drink scotch when he visits the house. When my friend,

516
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Speaker 3: when my friend said they left milk, I said, no,

517
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Speaker 3: our Santa like scotch. Oh my.

518
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Speaker 5: We have a babysitter who is from Pakistan, and she

519
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Speaker 5: has all these things that she would do for my

520
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,399
Speaker 5: kids when they were sick, that she would do for

521
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Speaker 5: her daughter, you know, eating raw eggs and all these things.

522
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Speaker 5: So my kids just thought it was something normal because

523
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Speaker 5: she would do it for them all the time, and

524
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Speaker 5: she was like They would say, mom, how come you

525
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Speaker 5: don't do it. I'm like, I never heard of this before,

526
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 5: but she's your mom and dad didn't do it right exactly.

527
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Speaker 3: Another text says we weren't allowed to shower in a

528
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Speaker 3: thunderstorm because we might get electrocuted.

529
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Speaker 22: Oh.

530
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Speaker 13: I used to hear that all the time.

531
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Speaker 3: So they grew up thinking that was it. Yeah, scary.

532
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Speaker 18: My great grandmother used to put vasoline on everything, and

533
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Speaker 18: when you were sick, so she used to put it

534
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Speaker 18: on Q tips and shove it up my nose if

535
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Speaker 18: I was having a runny nose, or if I or

536
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Speaker 18: she had vix vapo rub everywhere all over your body.

537
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Speaker 18: It was all about the vix and the vasiline. And

538
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Speaker 18: I understand why, but apparently are you having so this?

539
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Speaker 3: Apparently a lot of people grew up thinking something was

540
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Speaker 3: the norm and it actually turned out to be the abnue.

541
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Speaker 8: Anybody else get told after you eat, you had to

542
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Speaker 8: let your food settle. You couldn't go swimming because you

543
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Speaker 8: were ye.

544
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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you'll get cramped. There are people who still

545
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Speaker 3: believe that today whatever.

546
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Speaker 13: My parents would make us take shots of tumeric, which

547
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Speaker 13: a lot of people have started to do now, But

548
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Speaker 13: when I was younger, it was not so popular. That

549
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Speaker 13: was the cure for everything. Yep.

550
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Speaker 16: The Mercedes Benz thank you for being on the show.

551
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Speaker 3: At Mercedes Benz, there's a reason they go the extra mile,

552
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Speaker 3: from testing their vehicles in desert eat and arctic cold

553
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Speaker 3: to creating AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences

554
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Speaker 3: on the road. They demand every car is worthy of

555
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Speaker 3: their star because it's Mercedes Benz.

556
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Speaker 17: Elvista ran in the morning show. Elvist ran in the

557
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Speaker 17: morning show.

558
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Speaker 3: So the weirdest thing happened. Three days ago. I get

559
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Speaker 3: a call from an old friend saying, Hey, your dad's

560
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Speaker 3: best friend wants to wants to talk to you. May

561
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Speaker 3: I give him your phone number? Sure, mister Smith. Yeah,

562
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Speaker 3: So mister Smith calls me and we talk my dad,

563
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Speaker 3: you know, god rest is soul. We were talking about

564
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Speaker 3: him and some memories. So I kept calling him mister Smith.

565
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Speaker 3: He said, you know, you can call me by my

566
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Speaker 3: first name. I don't know his first name. I am

567
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Speaker 3: fifty four years old. I'm still calling my parents' friends

568
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Speaker 3: mister and missus.

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Speaker 11: Yes.

570
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Speaker 3: Say it feels illegal. Yeah, it feels like I'm breaking

571
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Speaker 3: the law if I call them by their first name.

572
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Speaker 3: Do you know what I say?

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Speaker 5: I even do that with some of my friends, like

574
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Speaker 5: my girlfriends, my friend Karen her it's mister and missus Martinelli.

575
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Speaker 5: It's always been since college, and I that's what I

576
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Speaker 5: call them. I don't you know, I don't call them

577
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Speaker 5: by their first names.

578
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Speaker 16: You know.

579
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Speaker 13: It's weird, but I think it is illegal, Like I

580
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Speaker 13: think if my parents heard me, call somebody by their

581
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Speaker 13: first name, they might swap me in the back of

582
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Speaker 13: the head.

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Speaker 3: Still may Yes, what are you talking to? Okay, but Danielle,

584
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Speaker 3: I mean no offense. Yeah, you're a mother of two,

585
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Speaker 3: and yeah you technically could be a grandmother. You know that, right?

586
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Speaker 5: If I swear to Gosh, I will please bite your

587
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Speaker 5: damn time.

588
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Speaker 3: I'm talking about just where you are on the age spectrum. Okay,

589
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Speaker 3: I could.

590
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Speaker 5: I guess they could.

591
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Speaker 3: And you're still calling the martinell He's mystery, missus Martinelli.

592
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Speaker 5: I do, I do, But you know what, I do

593
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Speaker 5: that with my teachers too, Like one of my music

594
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Speaker 5: teachers from high school. His name is doctor de Zick.

595
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Speaker 5: His first name is Jonathan. So now at this point

596
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Speaker 5: in my age, he tells me call me Jonathan. I go,

597
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Speaker 5: I can't. You're still duck.

598
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Speaker 3: It's illegal.

599
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Speaker 5: Sorry, And he's like, no, I'm Jonathan. Now I don't

600
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Speaker 5: know you're not.

601
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Speaker 3: Well, there's a list of things that we're coming up

602
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Speaker 3: with that feel illegal, right it does? What else was there? Gandhi?

603
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Speaker 16: Oh?

604
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Speaker 13: If you ever have water in your car, like a

605
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Speaker 13: bottle of water and you just want to dump it out,

606
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Speaker 13: dumping it out the window, even though it's just water,

607
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Speaker 13: feels illegal. I had to do it the other day

608
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Speaker 13: and I was panicking the whole time. I wanted to

609
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Speaker 13: be just water. It's just water.

610
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Speaker 3: Hey, there's another one. I don't own a Tesla, but

611
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Speaker 3: they seem really cool. If you're driving on the street

612
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Speaker 3: and you see a Tesla, do you look inside to

613
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Speaker 3: see if they're touching the steering wheel or if they're

614
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Speaker 3: if the car's driving them. Because I'm telling you right now,

615
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Speaker 3: if I had a Tesla and I had didn't have

616
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Speaker 3: my hands on the wheel, I would feel like I'm

617
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Speaker 3: doing something illegal. There's another one right anyway? Uh froggy, Yes,

618
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Speaker 3: what have you done recently that feels illegal? Maybe you

619
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Speaker 3: shouldn't say it on the year never mind? Oh yeah, yeah,

620
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Speaker 3: I don't want to get into that.

621
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Speaker 7: Yesterday day, this morning I did this. There was a

622
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Speaker 7: police car and he was driving like twenty five at

623
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Speaker 7: a thirty. I'm like, can I just pass him? And

624
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Speaker 7: I passed him? But it felt illegal? Yeah, you felt

625
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Speaker 7: like it was the speed limit.

626
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Speaker 5: I feel like I am guilty of a million things

627
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Speaker 5: anytime a police officer is behind me and I'm like,

628
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Speaker 5: I didn't do anything wrong, but I feel like, I

629
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Speaker 5: did you put your pulse races?

630
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Speaker 3: Yes, it's all right, yeah, Frog.

631
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Speaker 8: I was at a home improvement store the other day

632
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Speaker 8: and there were I bought two little small items and

633
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Speaker 8: they were very, very cheap. I think they were ninety

634
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Speaker 8: seven cents, but there was no scan on them. And

635
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Speaker 8: I went through the I went through the self checkout line,

636
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Speaker 8: and so I told the lady that was I said, hey,

637
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Speaker 8: there's no scan on these. They were ninety seven cents apiece.

638
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Speaker 8: And she looked at them. She goes, well, they're free today.

639
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Speaker 8: She threw them in the bag and told me to leave. Oh,

640
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Speaker 8: I felt like I was stealing.

641
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Speaker 3: You were you are? No, I'm not feeling she says,

642
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 3: they're free. She works there, she's got authority. You're right,

643
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 3: you're on a topless You're right, scary. What have you

644
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Speaker 3: done that feels illegal? But isn't on the same lines

645
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Speaker 3: as Froggy.

646
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Speaker 18: But going into any store and not buying anything, they

647
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Speaker 18: don't have what you want, and then you're.

648
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Speaker 3: Like all right, and you walk out out and they're like, oh.

649
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Speaker 18: My god, I feel they look like I'm shoplifting because

650
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Speaker 18: I'm just walking.

651
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Speaker 3: They don't, they don't give a crap.

652
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Speaker 8: I my hands up, like I don't have anything in

653
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Speaker 8: my pocket.

654
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Speaker 3: Handy went, you're into grocertry yesterday and you walked in

655
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Speaker 3: and walked out with nothing.

656
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Speaker 13: I went to Joanne Fabrics actually, and I wanted to

657
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Speaker 13: get a canvas. They didn't have the canvases that I want,

658
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Speaker 13: so we just walked out and it was like Froggy said,

659
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Speaker 13: I wanted to walk out with my hands in the air,

660
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Speaker 13: like we didn't take anything. I just didn't find what

661
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Speaker 13: I wanted.

662
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Speaker 3: So I'm mean, you need to put your hands up

663
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Speaker 3: against the wall and have them come like shake down.

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Speaker 5: Somebody walked out of Target without a bag, that's when

665
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Speaker 5: the police need to be called in.

666
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Speaker 3: Right, that's not true. You should be able to go

667
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Speaker 3: in if you don't find what you want, you should

668
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: be able to leave without feeling guilty. We have lost

669
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Speaker 3: our minds.

670
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Speaker 5: There's always something in Target that you need something.

671
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Speaker 13: Come on, Yeah, what about like circling back for your

672
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 13: second free sample? That feels illegal too, but I think

673
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 13: you're allowed to.

674
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're free, right.

675
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm ever doing free samples ever again.

676
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what's scary?

677
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Speaker 18: How about if someone's cell phone is on the counter

678
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 18: and all of a sudden it lights up because they

679
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 18: get a text message and you happen to look over

680
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 18: you feel you feel like you're doing something illegal by

681
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 18: like staring at it, like trying to get.

682
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 3: It to being nosy. Yeah, I don't feel like there's

683
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 3: no there's no sense of incarceration. Dirty all right, I've

684
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 3: got Brian line twenty four. Brian, what do you do

685
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 3: that makes you feel like you've broken the law but

686
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 3: you haven't.

687
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 2: When we go to the hotel, I always have to

688
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 2: take the soap and pen and paper.

689
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 3: You feel like you're getting away with something. Really I do.

690
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: And the sad part is I usually never use it.

691
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: I don't know why I have to take it. But

692
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 2: there's a whole pile of it at the house.

693
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 3: It's the principle of the thing you're in there. It's there,

694
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 3: it's not tied down, so you're gonna take it. They're

695
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 3: lucky they still have their mattress. You know, Elvis, you're

696
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 3: guilty of this too. Actually, there was a there was

697
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 3: a certain pin that I liked from a hotel, and

698
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 3: you would always grab them for me and bring them

699
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 3: to me. When when we were in Miami and you

700
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 3: would say, I feel like I'm stealing from this hotel,

701
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 3: and I know it's not, but I feel like I'm

702
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 3: stealing for you and I'm not doing it anymore. It's

703
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 3: just a pen, just like Brian, it's a pen. They

704
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 3: don't they couldn't care less. They just I still have

705
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: to take the pen, all right, Brian, It's okay, You're

706
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 3: not going to jail. We're not gonna we're not gonna

707
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 3: nark on. You're you're good, Thank you? All right to

708
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 3: have a high state? Uh yes, gandhi.

709
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 13: What about when you're checking out and they ask if

710
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 13: you want to donate to X cause whatever it is,

711
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 13: Would you like to donate a dollar two dollars? If

712
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 13: you say no, it's the worst thing in the world.

713
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 13: As you say.

714
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 5: No to a dollar every time you get into a

715
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 5: least a dollar at least a dollar every time.

716
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 3: Well, I know, but it's it's most likely go into

717
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 3: a great cause. It's the way they ask, do you.

718
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 8: Want to donate to save homeless pets and need you're

719
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 8: like no, no.

720
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 5: On when one of those stores like pet Co or

721
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 5: pet Smart or something, it comes up on the screen

722
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 5: before you check out every.

723
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Speaker 3: Time, and everyone all the way back in the store.

724
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 3: They're all watching to see.

725
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 13: Right, and you feel like you look around, like yesterday

726
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 13: I heard someone say no to donating to animals, So

727
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 13: then I donated two dollars because I felt bad that

728
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 13: the person in front of me said no. And Brandon

729
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 13: was like, get a.

730
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Speaker 3: Hold of yourself, right, or you could always say something,

731
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 3: Oh no, I gave a lot more earlier.

732
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 5: Sure you did.

733
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Speaker 3: Oh god, they're lining up. Line five is Bonnie Hi,

734
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 3: Bonnie Hi? Have a career. You're in a profession that

735
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 3: makes you feel like you're getting away with something. What

736
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 3: do you do?

737
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 10: I deliver newspapers for a living. It's every day of

738
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 10: the year, there's no day off. And every time I

739
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 10: pull into somebody's driveway or if I pull up to

740
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 10: the newspaper tube, they're looking out the window. I feel

741
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 10: like I'm doing something illegal because it's like, okay, who's out.

742
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 3: There my driveway? Well that's another one. Do you ever

743
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 3: turn around in someone's driveway, make a make a k turn,

744
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 3: whatever it's called. I do it all the time, but

745
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 3: you feel like I've got a hurry. Yeah, turn my

746
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 3: lights off so they don't know them.

747
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 5: They're ye say honey, I'm home. Before you pull that out.

748
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 10: I'm not saying don't make any coffee.

749
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I'm trespassion having beautiful day, Bonnie. You keep

750
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 3: delivering papers. Thanks for keeping people informed. And uh, I

751
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 3: used to deliver papers. I've worked in the newspaper business

752
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 3: for a while. And there's something that's not you know,

753
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 3: you don't see it a lot now, ink on fingers right,

754
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 3: you still get that?

755
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 10: Oh my word, I'm surprised I don't have ink poisoning.

756
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 3: I know it's crazy. Oh wow, all right, you brought

757
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: back a great memory, Bonnie. Thank you have a great day,

758
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 3: and thanks for listening to us.

759
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 10: All right you doo.

760
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 3: Now Line nine is SHIV, and Shiv is actually breaking

761
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 3: the law. Let's talk about it. Hello, Hiv, how are you?

762
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

763
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Speaker 27: Good morning? Gods the honor to be on your show today?

764
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: What's an honor to have you? Even though you could

765
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 3: be convicted for your awful hands crime.

766
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 27: Well, you know, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only

767
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 27: one in this whole world that did it, but you know,

768
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 27: I do feel guilty, even though I don't even buy

769
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 27: the damn grapes.

770
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 3: And in the long run, you so you take grapes

771
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 3: at the grocery store.

772
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 27: No, well, well, not necessarily take it, but I actually

773
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 27: taste the grapes, you know, before you purchase them.

774
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 5: You want to know, you know, yeah, hello, how do

775
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 5: you know if they're sweet or not?

776
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: All the time? Jamiel Danielle has admitted this for years.

777
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 3: Shif you're not alone, she I wouldn't do it now

778
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 3: because people have been touching them, you know.

779
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 5: But but I used to do it because why would

780
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 5: I buy grapes if they taste like crap?

781
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 3: But you are.

782
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 8: It doesn't matter over the time of the time of

783
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 8: your life. All those grapes. That's at least one full

784
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 8: bag of grapes, and they.

785
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 3: Sell them by weight because you're so innocent, I'm still

786
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 3: grapes bananas from grocery.

787
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 13: Stores is telling you to take them.

788
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 3: If we love you anyway, no matter what you steal,

789
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 3: You're always going to be our guy. Okay, yeah, thank you.

790
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 27: I just want to tell you guys that I listen

791
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 27: to you every morning. I'm actually on my way to

792
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 27: book Will Center for Children's Services. I'm a preschool teacher,

793
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 27: so in the morning definitely gets me going.

794
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: So no, thank you.

795
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 27: There's not a lot of meal. There's not a lot

796
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 27: of meals in the preschool game. So while I do

797
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 27: appreciate you guys taking.

798
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: My call, and as you should be appreciated as well, shif,

799
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: we love you. Thank you for listening to us. Thank

800
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 3: you so much.

801
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: Thank you man.

802
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 3: Have a great day, guys, you too. One more call.

803
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 3: Nate's is like a call machine. He's putting all these

804
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 3: calls through. He never does this. Hey, Crystal, Line thirteen,

805
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 3: Hello Crystal, what's going on?

806
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 22: Hello lady?

807
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 3: Hello.

808
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 20: I always feel guilty when I call into work if

809
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 20: I'm actually sick, I feel like I should be there.

810
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 3: Nah. No, never feel guilty. I'm not very even when

811
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 3: I pretend to be sick. I don't feel guilty. Just

812
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 3: do it. It's okay.

813
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 21: I can't help it.

814
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 3: It's okay. It goes back to when you were a kid,

815
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 3: when you had sick days or you played hooky from school.

816
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 3: You felt like you were missing out on something and

817
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 3: you were doing something wrong. You'll lose right around forty

818
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 3: years old, you'll stop feeling that way.

819
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 10: Well, I'll look forward to that.

820
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: Thank you, Crystal. You're fine, have a beautiful day. Thanks

821
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: for listening to us.

822
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 28: Okay, you two guys love you, guys love you more?

823
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, straight eight.

824
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 7: Actually that made me think of one time you called

825
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 7: in sick, Elvis, and I'm like, he doesn't sound sick.

826
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 3: But I didn't want to call you out on it

827
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 3: because you're the boss. Like, I'm not going to say,

828
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 3: are you really sick?

829
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 7: Because you said you were sick, and I will we

830
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 7: hosted the show without you.

831
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 3: That, okay, question? What is what is sick? Here's the thing.

832
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 7: I don't mind if you say, hey, I just want

833
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 7: the day off or whatever. I mean, I'm fine with that.

834
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 7: But if you're I think you know me well enough.

835
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 3: If I if I just want to day off, I

836
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: would have said, you've done that before. I don't know you, No,

837
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 3: I would. You know, sometimes you can be sick and

838
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 3: you don't sound sick because every body sickness is connected

839
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: to the sound of your voice.

840
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 10: All of you are so hilarious.

841
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 17: Can I start my day with l mister ran in

842
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 17: the Morning Show?

843
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 16: This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

844
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 3: So Kristin, Hi, Kristin, Hey, good morning. Are you a

845
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 3: little nervous about what's going on at work?

846
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 19: Yeah?

847
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 3: I am a little nervous, little man okay, okay, so

848
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 3: tell everyone what happened from your what's your point you here?

849
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 29: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I've worked at this place for twenty

850
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 29: three years and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,

851
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 29: there's this zero tolerance policy instituted for cursing. And it's

852
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 29: not like we're not in front of customers or anything

853
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 29: like that. I mean, we're in a building just ourselves.

854
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 29: And earlier this week a guy was about as much

855
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 29: service as I did got suspended for saying the F

856
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 29: word real.

857
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 13: Yes, yes.

858
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 29: And then yesterday I was working on a project that

859
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 29: helped me over work over an hour and a half,

860
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 29: and all of a sudden, the system clicked off. It

861
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 29: ended everything I was working on, and I said, in

862
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 29: front of my manager, can you thing believe that?

863
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh?

864
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 3: Right in front of the manager, And well, so you're right.

865
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 29: I mean I basically looked her in the face that

866
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 29: I mean, I was just frustrated, and I said, can

867
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 29: you thing believe that?

868
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 3: And then here we go, So do you did yours

869
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 3: manager say something to you?

870
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 14: Uh?

871
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 29: Yeah she did. She let me know how disrespectful it

872
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 29: was to her and my fellow co workers, and where

873
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 29: I was already an hour and a half over on

874
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 29: my tour. She said, we will discuss this tomorrow. Tomorrow

875
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 29: being today, and I am anticipating walking in and being

876
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 29: walked back out for two weeks before saying the F word.

877
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 3: Wow, two weeks now? Is it unpaid? Two weeks?

878
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

879
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 3: Oh?

880
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, it's ridiculous.

881
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 29: Well, no, hold on, I mean because of one slip up.

882
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 29: I mean I've been here forever, That's what does need

883
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 29: to say.

884
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 5: She's been there twenty something years. She had one slip up,

885
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 5: and it wasn't that she was cursing out somebody. The

886
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 5: stupid computer crash she lost all her work.

887
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, Okay, So the guy who was

888
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 3: suspended the other day for using the F word had

889
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 3: he done it before? Was he? Did they give you

890
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 3: a warning?

891
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 29: No? No, it was literally like all of a sudden,

892
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 29: we'reing a zero tolerance.

893
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 12: Wow.

894
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 5: Is ridiculous.

895
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 3: Ridiculous, It is ridiculous. But I will tell you we,

896
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: as you know on this show, we can't use foul

897
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 3: language at all. But we have we have a backup plan.

898
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 3: We have a button we push. Yeah, you need a button,

899
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 3: you need it, You need a delay button. Yeah. The

900
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 3: thing is is we do go. Look, I know us Kristin,

901
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 3: and when the microphones are off, I mean it's f

902
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 3: words flying left and right, all all words. But when

903
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 3: the mics are on, we we do. We are very

904
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 3: careful because we have to be.

905
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 29: So you have practice today. You know, you've been working

906
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 29: at it for a long time. I mean, I'm just

907
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 29: you know, I can't be a sailor one day in

908
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 29: the next day and none.

909
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 5: Right, they really should give you a little bit of

910
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 5: a warning, like, you know, give you some grace period.

911
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 5: I mean that's ridiculous.

912
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you at least should have probation or something. I

913
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: don't want Christin good luck with that.

914
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 13: I have faith in you. It's gonna be okay.

915
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 5: Right, you couldn't work there you put in a all

916
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 5: of a sudden there's no cursy policy. I would be

917
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 5: fired in like the first ten minutes.

918
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 10: Yeah I do.

919
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 3: I was.

920
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 29: I'm totally paranoid. I got seven years to retirement and

921
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 29: I don't want to lose it over the world.

922
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think you're gonna They're not gonna fire you.

923
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: They may suspend you.

924
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 29: You know, yeah, ano that you are. But like I said,

925
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 29: I mean, if they're going to institute this kind of policy.

926
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 28: What's next?

927
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, you know that is. I know it's frustrating,

928
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 3: and you need it. You need the job and you

929
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 3: have retirement on the way. I just just play by

930
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 3: the rules as best you can. You know you got

931
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 3: to do it. And best of luck to you, Christian.

932
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you're going through this.

933
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 29: Yeah, thank you, guys. I really appreciate it.

934
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: I'm sure after that you that day you got in

935
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 3: your car and just said the effort like it repeatedly. Yeah,

936
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 3: I know, I'm with you, all right, Christin, Thanks, thanks,

937
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 3: and let us know what happens.

938
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 29: Okay, thanks, guys, I have a good day.

939
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 3: Thank you.

940
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 1: Man.

941
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 13: If she wouldn't have called us, she could have gone

942
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 13: into work and been like, I didn't say that. What

943
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 13: are you talking about?

944
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 3: Prove it?

945
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 13: Prove that I said the word. I think all the

946
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 13: time when I get fired from here, because I just

947
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 13: assume it's going to happen someday. I am so screwed

948
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 13: because I am not primed for a job anywhere else.

949
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 13: I will get fired in two seconds.

950
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up?

951
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 8: Frog, It's so funny this call came in so just

952
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 8: yesterday I tried not to curse around my son. But

953
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 8: when Lisa and I are home alone, I just let

954
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 8: the F word go it regularly. So Lisa's been saying

955
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 8: I say it a lot. So the other day she

956
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 8: counted in one hour, I said the F word thirty

957
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 8: seven times.

958
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

959
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 8: It's just becomes it becomes like normal chatter. I just

960
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 8: it just comes out. And so if I had worked

961
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 8: in a place where you're worse than me, thirty thirty

962
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 8: seven times in one hour.

963
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 13: And by the way, I've.

964
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 5: Heard you curse them from your child.

965
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 8: Sometimes well sometimes it comes back thirty seven times.

966
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 3: I think, are we living under a rock if we

967
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 3: think the kids aren't hearing curse words? And you know,

968
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 3: it's how it's how worse than that, it's how they're

969
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 3: taught to process them and know when they're not they're

970
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 3: not proper. I don't know.

971
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 13: There's only one person on the planet that I watched

972
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 13: my mouth around, and that is Daddy Gandhi. Yeah, yeah,

973
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 13: because I just he'll like shoot me a look. He

974
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 13: won't even say anything. He'll just kind of look disappointed,

975
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 13: and I'm like, oh, man.

976
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 3: Does that too? Hello? It's just lee uh leeh a teacher.

977
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're a teacher. You can't swear it

978
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 3: works at all. No, they would fire you, wouldn't they.

979
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 12: Oh of course they would. We cannot. And I teach

980
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 12: high school. Sometimes the kids let it slip and you

981
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 12: gotta yell at them. But then when they give you

982
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 12: a frustrating day and it's just awful. Oh you should

983
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 12: hear that faculty room?

984
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, so, I mean they I bet high

985
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 3: schools need like soundproof faculty room so you can go

986
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: in there and just f you know what I'm saying.

987
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 12: Well surprised. The one side is a stare one with

988
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 12: a brick wall, so we're right. But the other side

989
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,919
Speaker 12: is a classroom, and sometimes we hear them in there,

990
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 12: you know, the class having their discussion. So I'm like,

991
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 12: h right, you got to keep it down.

992
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot, you know, so other than us, you know,

993
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 3: on the radio because the FCC's listening and teachers, I

994
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 3: can't do it, can't use the F word, yeah, even

995
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 3: though sure they make you want to use it every day.

996
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 3: All right, Thank you, Leah, thanks for being a cool teacher,

997
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: and you should be appreciated every day. Thank you for listening.

998
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 17: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.

999
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 3: Here we go, finally a phone tap. I'm ready, let's

1000
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 3: do it. It's from Garrett. All right, Garrett. What's your

1001
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: phone tap all about?

1002
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 1: Well?

1003
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 30: Kylo wants a phone tap. Her parents Frank and carry

1004
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 30: her mom and dad. Now, Kyla is what you call

1005
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 30: the perfect daughter. She never gets into trouble. So she figured, hey,

1006
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 30: now would be the perfect time to prove to my

1007
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 30: parents I can cause some trouble. So Kyla isn't home.

1008
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 30: So I'm going to start the call to Kyla's parents

1009
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 30: thinking I'm talking to Kyla, and then Mom's gonna realize, whoa,

1010
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 30: this is not right?

1011
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 3: All right? Good daughter gone bad?

1012
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 14: Right?

1013
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 3: Yes, it's Garretts phone tap. Let's listen in. Hello, yo baby,

1014
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 3: how are you okay?

1015
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 30: I think we're cool for this weekend. My roommate's totally

1016
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 30: not going to be around. We're gonna have the place

1017
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 30: to ourselves. Just tell your parents that you're gonna go

1018
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 30: hang out with some friends and you know you'll stay

1019
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 30: over an weekend.

1020
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: Oh the hell is this Kyla?

1021
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 13: Kyla's mom?

1022
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 16: Whoor you?

1023
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 3: My name is Sean, I I do you know her?

1024
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 3: I'm going to just call her on her cell phone.

1025
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 30: No, hell, woman, daughter, No, ma'am, I think totally.

1026
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 5: I'm talking to some pool talking about taking our daughter

1027
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 5: to a party all weekend and getting it on weather.

1028
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 13: What ye I don't even know who this pool is.

1029
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: Where are you? What's going on?

1030
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 3: Sir?

1031
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 30: I think we have a misunderststanding here. My name's my

1032
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 30: name is Frank. I was calling to see if your

1033
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 30: daughter was home about some homework.

1034
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 3: Why was my.

1035
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: Wife acting crazy about some damn homework about?

1036
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 3: How do you know my daughter? Well? We uh, we

1037
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 3: we met all right.

1038
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: When we hit it.

1039
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 3: What are you talking about a party for?

1040
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: Well?

1041
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 3: I go to Uh you don't go nowhere with my daughter?

1042
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 16: You understand me?

1043
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: How are you?

1044
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a senior, So you go to school with

1045
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 3: my daughter? I know I'm a I'm a senior in college.

1046
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: Clean in college.

1047
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 3: I'll break your neck. I hope to talk to you die.

1048
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 3: You're not hanging upon me?

1049
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 31: Who the.

1050
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 3: Kyler? You there?

1051
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1052
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 30: I just hung up on them, like, so, uh, where

1053
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 30: are you right now? I'm just we're going to call

1054
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 30: your parents' house from here, and you just act like

1055
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 30: you're calling them to say that you're going to be

1056
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 30: a little late for dinner.

1057
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 29: Okay, where are you right now?

1058
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 3: They don't just tell me where you are right now?

1059
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm coming to get you.

1060
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 5: I'm at my friend's house.

1061
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: I know where you are.

1062
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 3: Don't lie to me, and you have never lied to

1063
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 3: me before.

1064
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: What is going on?

1065
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 16: Nice guy?

1066
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 5: But you a big guy?

1067
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: I was going on?

1068
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 29: So where are you?

1069
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 13: Why did you want?

1070
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 32: I are you hanging out with an old guy?

1071
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 14: Old guy?

1072
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 19: Home guy?

1073
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 22: Call me talking about setting up?

1074
00:43:59,239 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 16: Are you daddy?

1075
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 26: Baby?

1076
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 22: We're gonna get it on just weekend?

1077
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 16: Baby?

1078
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 14: What is that about?

1079
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 22: I don't know. You said you were going to be

1080
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 22: spending time with friends this.

1081
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 13: Weekend, Kyla, I am saying these your friends?

1082
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 21: Yeah, the guy I don't know.

1083
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 5: I don't know about the guy I don't know.

1084
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 27: I don't know.

1085
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 5: If you're not out, you don't, We'll go to gun.

1086
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 22: He apparently knows you very well.

1087
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 3: How do you know this person, Kyler? I met him

1088
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 3: on tender.

1089
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 16: You're lying to us now.

1090
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 13: You're never lying to us before.

1091
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 5: You would be okay with this. I'm right, I'm not

1092
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 5: okay with it.

1093
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 30: Hey, carry my name's Garret from Elvis Durant in the

1094
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 30: Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped by your daughter.

1095
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait minute, alms Terrand the radio show Elbot,

1096
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: Oh god, right, oh.

1097
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 13: My gosh, oh my god, Lot.

1098
00:44:55,360 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 16: Show phone tap, I think on you. The Elvis Duran

1099
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 16: phone tap.

1100
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 23: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

1101
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 23: all participates.

1102
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 17: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

1103
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 17: the Morning Show.

1104
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 16: What the willest in the Morning Show question?

1105
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 3: What do you do in private that no one knows

1106
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: you do?

1107
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 25: Well?

1108
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 3: The problem is we know you do do that? Is

1109
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 3: it picking wedgies? Is it farting?

1110
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: Is it?

1111
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. We all have a list

1112
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 3: of things we do when no one's watching. It all

1113
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 3: started last night when Froggy sent me this text from

1114
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 3: tip hero dot com, seventeen things people do when no

1115
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 3: one's watching. Well, look, we all do it. I mean,

1116
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 3: we all have things, and some of them are gross,

1117
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 3: some of them aren't, some of them are just Some

1118
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: of them will never ever admit on the air. Right, yeah,

1119
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 3: Froggy will start with you, like, what's something you do

1120
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 3: in private when no one's watching? I'll see if my

1121
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 3: arm pits smell.

1122
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 13: You're stolling mine?

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00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 3: You do that?

1124
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 8: Okay?

1125
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 3: I feel so bad. Then wait.

1126
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 5: Sometimes I put my fingers underneath your arm pitch and

1127
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 5: then yeah, you quickly take it out and you go, yeah.

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00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 3: I do that with my belly button because the other

1129
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 3: day my belly button. I was doing a lot of

1130
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 3: yardwork and stuff and my belly buttons just stunk and

1131
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, and I knew it smelled right,

1132
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 3: So I went back and did it again, just to

1133
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: make sure, you know, I have another one.

1134
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 8: What I'll wait, I'll make sure like Lisa's not gonna

1135
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 8: go like when I'm in the shower. Our shower is

1136
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 8: all glass, so I'll make sure she's not coming into

1137
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 8: the bathroom at I pee in the shower because she

1138
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 8: gets really upset if I pee in the shower. She's

1139
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 8: like gross the floors and it's like a rock floor.

1140
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 8: She's like, it's going to get in the rock sen,

1141
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 8: I don't under stand in your pee and like whatever.

1142
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 3: I'll keep that in mind next time I take a

1143
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 3: shower at your house. Scary. What do you do when

1144
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 3: no one's watching? Well, well, I'm.

1145
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 18: Alone all the time, so I pretty much anytime I

1146
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 18: clip my toenails, I'll use my big toenail.

1147
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: To use that the edge of it to clean out

1148
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 3: the dirt.

1149
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 18: Of my other toenails. And I have another thing. I

1150
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 18: always open my mail on my toilet. I take all

1151
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 18: my mail to the bathroom and I'll sit there on

1152
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 18: the toilet and that's my personal office until all the

1153
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 18: mail has been opened up.

1154
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 3: It's a multifunctional day. You know, you're doing two things

1155
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 3: at once? Yeah, sometimes three, if you know what I'm saying. Uh, yeah,

1156
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 3: what about you, Daniel yours as you sniff your armpits? Yes, yeah,

1157
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: anything else you want to admit to us?

1158
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 5: No, you're Here's good?

1159
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 3: All right? Gandhi? What do you do when when no

1160
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 3: one's watching?

1161
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 13: So I've only done a couple times, but it's very gross.

1162
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 13: If I feel like there's something stuck in my teeth,

1163
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 13: I very much appreciated toothpicker or flaw stick, but if

1164
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 13: I don't have one, I'll take out my earring and

1165
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 13: I use the back of my earring like the stabby

1166
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 13: parts as Yeah, my toothout. I have to I can't

1167
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 13: leave it there. It's so gross.

1168
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I'm with Yeah. Uh hold on, I

1169
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 3: got some people on hold fred on twenty four, Hey, Fred,

1170
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 3: how are you.

1171
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 27: Hey, I'm doing good.

1172
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: How are you, Elevis.

1173
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 3: We're doing okay? Okay? What do you do when no

1174
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 3: one's watching?

1175
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm I'm your stereotypical lineman.

1176
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 6: I'm bearded, I'm tattooed, I got.

1177
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 3: Heavy boots, I wear a lot of clothes.

1178
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 24: It's hot.

1179
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 3: When I get a day off, the kids are gone,

1180
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 3: the wife is gone.

1181
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 25: I strip it all down, I get naked, a baker

1182
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 25: rum cake and I sing some Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera,

1183
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 25: Britney Spears, and I.

1184
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: Just make the whole day of it.

1185
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds awesome.

1186
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 5: I love it.

1187
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 3: That's awesome.

1188
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 5: That's been good.

1189
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 3: But the key, right Fred, is to do it when

1190
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 3: you're alone, because that's that's Fred time.

1191
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1192
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 6: I got three kids and a wife.

1193
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 27: We are busy constantly.

1194
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 6: So if I get that that.

1195
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: One free day off, do not call me. I'm busy.

1196
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 3: A rum cake and he's dancing to Katy Perry.

1197
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: I love you.

1198
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 3: Got it all right, Fred, You keep dancing, you keep

1199
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 3: doing it. Make us a rum cake. That sounds awesome,

1200
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 3: and have a beautiful day, Fred, Thanks for listening, y'all too,

1201
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 3: all right Megan on twenty three let's see what you do.

1202
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 3: What do you do Megan when no one's watching?

1203
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 5: Hi Elvis?

1204
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

1205
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 31: So I just turned thirty two on Saturday. And when

1206
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 31: I was little, as a comfort, I used to suck

1207
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 31: my thumb. I guess it was because you know, I

1208
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 31: was getting off the bottle or whatever. So when I

1209
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 31: was little, I used to do that. And my thing

1210
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 31: that I still do when no one is around is

1211
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 31: I still suck my thumb when no one's there.

1212
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: Why not?

1213
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 23: Come?

1214
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 3: I mean, as long as your thumb is clean, you know,

1215
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 3: it's true.

1216
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1217
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 31: My dad used to put pepper pepper on my thumb

1218
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 31: to get me to stop, but I didn't care. I

1219
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 31: so went at it anyway.

1220
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 3: Wow. See, I would pepper on it.

1221
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 5: To my brother. They used to have some kind of

1222
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 5: a solution. You could paint on the person's thumb and

1223
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 5: it tasted bad and it got them to stop sucking

1224
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 5: their thumb. And we used to have to we did

1225
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 5: to my brother when he was little as well. So bad,

1226
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 5: Why because it's what It's bad for your teeth. I

1227
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 5: think it's bad for your teeth sucking your thumb. Really, yeah,

1228
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 5: I think.

1229
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 31: That's Yeah, I haven't I have an overbite in everything.

1230
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 31: I gotta go to the dentist. But you know what

1231
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 31: it is, what it is, it's my comfort thing that

1232
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 31: nobody knows well. Accept all the people listening to the radio.

1233
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 3: Now, Megan, you suck away. I'm serious. I think it

1234
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 3: feels good. I like that feeling anyway, when move on?

1235
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Megan, thanks for listening. Jose Is

1236
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 3: on twenty. Hey jose welcome to the show.

1237
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 8: Hi, Hi, good morning everybody.

1238
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: How are you?

1239
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 3: Good morning to you? Okay, what do you do when

1240
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 3: no one's watching?

1241
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 6: All right?

1242
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 12: So I find myself.

1243
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 8: I'm a I'm a middle aged Asian guy, and I

1244
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 8: find myself.

1245
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 21: Speaking in a Russian old dude bad accent every time

1246
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 21: I'm driving alone, and I ask myself, what the hell.

1247
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:15,959
Speaker 20: Am I doing?

1248
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 8: Why am I like that?

1249
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 29: I was probably rushing my old life or something.

1250
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 10: I'm like, oh, look at this guy blocking me?

1251
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 16: What?

1252
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 8: Driving so slow?

1253
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 6: Like a stupid eating wait, you know, and I'm like,

1254
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 6: what am I doing?

1255
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 3: I love it?

1256
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 12: And it's always when I'm alone, and then I'm embarrassed.

1257
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 8: I'm like, I'm so happy the windows are closed, and

1258
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 8: I never do when anybody's around.

1259
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 12: But it comes out naturally.

1260
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: I don't worry about it. I think it's funny. I

1261
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 3: think it's a creative way to let off steam in

1262
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 3: a Russian accent when people are acting my dumbassesn't on

1263
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 3: the road. I get it. I think you're okay. I

1264
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 3: think you're okay. Believe me, We've heard a lot worse

1265
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 3: uh than what you just said. And thanks for listening. Hot,

1266
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 3: thanks a lot, Jake. On twenty four, Jake says he

1267
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,720
Speaker 3: does a couple of gross things. We all do gross

1268
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 3: things when no one's watching. Hi, Jake, Hello, Sorry? Who

1269
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 3: let the dogs out? All right? All right, Jake? A

1270
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 3: few things you do when no one's watching?

1271
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 15: Well, my biggest thing is whenever I get home from

1272
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 15: work and it's really hot outside, I always sit down.

1273
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 15: The first thing I do is I take each stock

1274
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 15: off and I smell each individual sock.

1275
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 3: Strength is part.

1276
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 15: Yeah, I strangely like the smell. I don't know why.

1277
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 15: Maybe that's weird, but.

1278
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 3: No, I think we all know, don't we all agree

1279
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 3: that we we kindly do sniff ourselves from time to

1280
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 3: time because I don't know. I think I need the

1281
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 3: smell of it. I don't like the cell of my

1282
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 3: very socks or well, I know, but I'm I'm trying

1283
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 3: to apply science to this, Jake. I believe that the

1284
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 3: difference in smells with different body parts can tell us

1285
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 3: about our health and things that are going on in

1286
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 3: our bodies. I mean, anyway, go ahead, what gross things

1287
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 3: do you do?

1288
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 15: I will, if no one else is looking and my

1289
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 15: fiance is not home, I will occasionally, you know, just

1290
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 15: kind of frolic in my nostrils to see if I

1291
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 15: can get that protruding sessment out that's been bothering me

1292
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 15: all day.

1293
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go deep, you go deep.

1294
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: You gotta go deep.

1295
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 3: Someone said earlier on the text that they every once

1296
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 3: in a while they'll find that one thing in their

1297
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 3: nose that is so deeply rooted. When you pull it out,

1298
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 3: it tickles your brain.

1299
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know the feeling. I know the feeling.

1300
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 3: Nate likes to sniff his own underwear, Right, Nate, I've

1301
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 3: done it once or twice. It's not a regular thing.

1302
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 5: Why Why that that's a regular thing. I don't believe.

1303
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 3: No, I haven't done it in a while. I don't know.

1304
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 7: There's a while where it I don't know. I just

1305
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 7: had some gastric prop it's we don't have to talk,

1306
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 7: we don't have to get into that. Let's just move on.

1307
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 3: See Jake thought his stuff was gross, Now we learned

1308
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 3: that Nate's grosser. All right, Jake, thank you very much.

1309
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 3: You guys have a great day. Man, thanks for listening. Well, okay,

1310
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 3: so there's a whole list of stuff, and Alex is here. Hi, Alex,

1311
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 3: this is your micro work. Good morning. So what gross

1312
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 3: things do you do when no one's watching? I bite

1313
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 3: my toe nails. No, you do that when I'm watching you.

1314
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 3: I don't like watching that. She is very flexible. All right,

1315
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 3: So anyway, on this list that Foggy sent me, the

1316
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 3: seventeen things that people do when no one's watching. You

1317
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: pick wedgies front or back right, You text lol and

1318
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 3: you're not really laughing. That makes me mad. Lol. I

1319
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 3: know you're not laughing. I know you're just you pass

1320
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 3: gas when no one's watching. You get on the elevator

1321
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 3: and you push the closed door button if you hear

1322
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 3: someone approaching because you don't want them on the elevator.

1323
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 5: Totally yam Hey, stop, oh.

1324
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 3: My god, these dogs when you go shave your legs, ladies,

1325
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 3: is it true you just shave part of your legs,

1326
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 3: only the part it's visible.

1327
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 8: Sometimes yeah, sometimes at least they will only shave the

1328
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Speaker 8: bottom of her legs, And I'm like, wait a second,

1329
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 8: you want.

1330
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 3: To shave the top too?

1331
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, I might see the top later and

1332
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 8: that needs to be shaved, okay, please?

1333
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 7: Uh.

1334
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Speaker 3: Things we do when no one's watching. We eat something

1335
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 3: that fell on the ground. Yeah, well yesterday I eat

1336
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 3: something out of the trash can. But why do that

1337
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 3: all the time?

1338
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've done that for years?

1339
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 25: Uh?

1340
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 3: Please? Oh my gosh, the dog. Uh. More things people

1341
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 3: do when no one's watching. You sniff your dirty clothes

1342
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,760
Speaker 3: like Nate, You sneeze obnoxiously loudly.

1343
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 13: Yes, definitely.

1344
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: Have you ever done the thing where you you take

1345
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 3: the folds of your your stomach and you make them

1346
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 3: talk Hello, Hello, what's the what's your stomach VOICEO? No

1347
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 3: one's watching? You stalk an X on Facebook? Or you

1348
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 3: clip your nails and let them fly everywhere and just

1349
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 3: leave them here. When you blow your nose, do you

1350
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 3: open it up the kleenex up and to take a

1351
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 3: look at what you just created? Do you ever look?

1352
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 3: I think it's another science thing. I think you need

1353
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 3: to be monitoring what's coming out of your nose. So yeah,

1354
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 3: staring a little too long into it used tissue. Also,

1355
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 3: things you do when no one's watching you stare a

1356
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 3: little too long into the toilet, like checking it out.

1357
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 8: Somebody told me the other day that I was weird

1358
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 8: because when I wipe, I look like, how do you

1359
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 8: know when you're done?

1360
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 3: You have to look? Yeah, I agree with that. Things

1361
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 3: you do you pee in the shower, like Froggy was admitting,

1362
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 3: You take selfies and then immediately delete them. Do you

1363
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 3: do that?

1364
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 32: Oh?

1365
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do not. Do you do you type out loud,

1366
00:56:51,920 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 3: We'll actually say the say the words, I'm angry, you tight, yep,

1367
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 3: you pick your nose. There's a whole list of things

1368
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,479
Speaker 3: we do. But I think, oh gosh, okay, my dog

1369
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 3: sounds like he's in pain. He's not. You gotta believe.

1370
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 5: It is that one dog or two? It's only one dog.

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00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Max came in and played with little Ollie

1372
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 3: and then he laughed, and now Ollie's stuck with me

1373
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 3: and I'm boring because I'm talking on the radio. I'm sorry.

1374
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 3: Daddy's got to work to pay for your things. You too,

1375
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 3: are a lot of people are texting in saying that

1376
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 3: they do love to sniff their underwear.

1377
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 7: I'm not the only one, I guarantee, I guarantee one

1378
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 7: of you guys in this zoom room has also done that.

1379
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Speaker 13: Who is it, Scott, It's the one not speaking in

1380
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 13: the other room. Yeah, those weird things.

1381
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

1382
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Speaker 13: He sends me pictures of his Q tip after he

1383
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 13: q tips his belly button, so that I can see

1384
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 13: the schmutz that he got out of it. He finds

1385
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 13: it very satisfying.

1386
00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 3: Dot. You have to smell your ear wat Yes, oh no, absolutely,

1387
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 3: just sometimes sometimes it does an odor. Well I know,

1388
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 3: but you know someone who works on our show tastes earwax.

1389
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 5: What who is?

1390
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. But he says

1391
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 3: it tastes like a battery. Now, who tastes batteries? I

1392
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 3: don't know. I have Hey, I'm Scotty B. And I'm Andrew,

1393
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 3: and we have a podcast called serial Killers. Have you

1394
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 3: ever been in the Cereal Island? Said to yourself, there's

1395
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 3: so many serials it could be overwhelming.

1396
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Speaker 26: So on serial Killers, we'll try them before you buy them.

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Speaker 30: Listen to new episodes of Serial Killers every Monday.

1398
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Speaker 3: On iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Serial Killers

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Speaker 3: with a C.

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Speaker 17: Crush, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis

1401
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 17: Duran in the Morning Show.

1402
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 3: All the things we talk about while you're hearing a

1403
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 3: song play if you're curious this round of the other

1404
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 3: morning show that only we hear in the room just privately,

1405
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 3: was have you ever been put on report? Or have

1406
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 3: you ever been called in and had to sign a

1407
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 3: piece of paper with corporate to acknowledge that you did

1408
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 3: something wrong?

1409
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: Oh?

1410
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 3: You got written up? Yeah? Were you ever written up?

1411
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 3: Was ever was ever something to put on your file?

1412
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1413
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 3: We all we've all had that. Nate, you didn't say

1414
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:25,919
Speaker 3: that you've been put on file?

1415
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 6: I have.

1416
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 3: You can't talk about what would say yes or no? Well,

1417
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 3: then that you just said yes, Okay, So I can't

1418
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 3: talk about what happened.

1419
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, Now I want to know.

1420
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 3: Well, no, I know I was, but number one, I

1421
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 3: didn't sign the piece of paper they told me to sign.

1422
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 3: So secondly, I can't talk about it either. But it

1423
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 3: did happen.

1424
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1425
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 3: So Danielle's question was and she's been she has had

1426
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 3: to get ridden up before, right, what was your question?

1427
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 3: About how being written up in something put on your

1428
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 3: file is all about? What's that all about?

1429
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 16: Does it work?

1430
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 6: Like?

1431
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 5: Does it work like soccer? Like two yellow cards and

1432
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 5: then you get the red and then you get the boot?

1433
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 5: Like how does it work?

1434
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 3: Like three strikes? You're out?

1435
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 5: Kind of what's going on? How does it work?

1436
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 13: And is there like a limit on how long this

1437
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 13: is on your record? Like after seven years? Is a

1438
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 13: fall off?

1439
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: No?

1440
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 5: Like with your license, like it doesn't after starting aout

1441
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 5: of signing your driver's license?

1442
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 8: It like the point and does it have to be

1443
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 8: this job or can be a job you had before

1444
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 8: this one?

1445
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 3: So you're saying that my heart's going to go to

1446
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 3: you the last company you work for it and accumulate

1447
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 3: all your points form. No, this isn't like moving No, No,

1448
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 3: this is not likely moving grades from one caller to

1449
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 3: the next.

1450
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 8: Alright, I worked at a grocery store before I worked

1451
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 8: at the radio station.

1452
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 3: I got written up there multiply. Oh no, if I

1453
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 3: hard had that on your file, Yeah, I wish they did.

1454
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 5: If you were going to work for one place, can

1455
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 5: they call another place and say were they ever written

1456
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 5: up before?

1457
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 13: They can't?

1458
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, But now in this day and age,

1459
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 3: you don't want to ever give an opinion about a

1460
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 3: past employee because there's lawsuits possible dam But what I

1461
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 3: answer is are they eligible for rehire? That's the only

1462
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 3: kay there. You go, eligible for rehire?

1463
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: No.

1464
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 3: I think the way it works, and I said this earlier,

1465
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 3: and I don't know if I'm right or not. They

1466
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 3: will write down things in your file until the cows

1467
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 3: come home. So one day, if they do have a

1468
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 3: reason to can you, they'll go, well, look at this

1469
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 3: list of things that Elvis did. Let him go legally,

1470
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 3: we can because look what he did. What a bad boy.

1471
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Speaker 13: But when you guys, think about like what you got

1472
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 13: written up for, if somebody read it out loud, you

1473
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,919
Speaker 13: laugh at it again when you probably, yeah, I don't

1474
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 13: think that helps us.

1475
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you told us why you were written up.

1476
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but that wasn't your fault. That was

1477
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 3: someone else's fault.

1478
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 13: It was someone else's fault. I I the way that

1479
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 13: they blamed it on me. I can see what they're doing,

1480
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 13: which is whatever. But I didn't sign it either. I

1481
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 13: was with you. I didn't sign it.

1482
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was asked to sign. I said I'm not

1483
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 3: signing that. Yeah, I said, you know how to spell

1484
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 3: a name, sign it for me. I'm not signing it.

1485
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 13: You will not get Mike.

1486
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 3: You can sign my name better than me anyway. But

1487
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 3: a lot of people are texting in Yeah, this person

1488
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,439
Speaker 3: got written up for talking about how babies are made.

1489
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 3: What I don't know, Melissa, is that Melissa like nineteen?

1490
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 3: Well let's talk to her. Hello Melissa, Hi, good morning,

1491
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 3: good morning. So you work in HR so obviously, depending

1492
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 3: on what company you work for, you have a lot

1493
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 3: of situations where you have to have a meeting with

1494
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 3: someone and then put something on their file. Is that correct?

1495
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 32: Absolutely? Absolutely. I work with a specific company. I really

1496
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 32: can't divulge the name.

1497
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 24: But we work with I have a lot of which

1498
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 24: we call security guards, and we have a couple infractions

1499
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 24: on a lot of stuff.

1500
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 32: So we have to pull them in the office, sit down, discuss,

1501
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 32: they get a disciplinary action.

1502
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 3: Written up.

1503
01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 5: Whatever there do.

1504
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 3: You thank them? Is it like a physical thing?

1505
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 32: No, It's actually like if you get put in the

1506
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 32: office and we have to discuss what their issue, what

1507
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,959
Speaker 32: they did wrong, and then they have they can either

1508
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 32: sign the paper saying that we discussed it, or we

1509
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 32: write on.

1510
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 22: It saying that they waved signing it.

1511
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 3: Now, if they wave signing it, does that like take

1512
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 3: more points off there?

1513
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 32: Whatever, It doesn't look good for them when we have

1514
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 32: to send.

1515
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 22: It up to our corporate.

1516
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 32: But they get three tries and then there is a termination.

1517
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh wow, so it sounds like your your particular company

1518
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 3: has definitely a stract list of rules as it applies

1519
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 3: to these people that you interview and interview.

1520
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 32: It does, it does, and we try to give them

1521
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 32: a little bit, a little bit of leniency concerning what

1522
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 32: they have to deal with. But a lot of the

1523
01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 32: infractions have to do with medication and handing out medications

1524
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 32: as easy as tardiness or.

1525
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 16: The in between.

1526
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 3: I'm sure, and I understand you don't want to give

1527
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 3: too much information. I'll tell you some of the texts

1528
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 3: that are coming through. Here's someone who got written up

1529
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 3: and fired. Then I went down to corporate, told them

1530
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 3: the story. They hired me back and fired the person

1531
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 3: who fired me.

1532
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 5: Oh oh wow, hope that never happens to me.

1533
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, gosh, A lot of people are responding to this

1534
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 3: on text. Do you guys see these things? Yeah?

1535
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 13: This is wild though that only works one way. You

1536
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 13: should be allowed to write your company up to when

1537
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 13: they violate you.

1538
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 32: You we do have, we do have where they can go.

1539
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 32: We can go to corporate on us and write a

1540
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 32: complain about us if they feel that they were injustly

1541
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 32: put into the office.

1542
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 3: Right, don't don't remember when iHeart took away our twenty

1543
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 3: five have sent colon machine.

1544
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're very upset.

1545
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, this was a big thing here. We

1546
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 3: can get soft drinks for twenty five cents and then

1547
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 3: one day said no, no more, it's gonna be a

1548
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 3: dollar twenty five. We're like, no, we won't pick it.

1549
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 3: And they they heard us, they heard they heard our angst.

1550
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 3: What's that, froggy? This is like, no, you can't write

1551
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 3: me up.

1552
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 8: I'm writing you on Really you don't like things about me,

1553
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 8: but let me tell you what I don't like about

1554
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 8: the company.

1555
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 3: There you go, and you're gonna sign this before I

1556
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 3: walk out.

1557
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,479
Speaker 31: Yeah, And unfortunately that can happen where I work.

1558
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 3: So all right, Well, hey Melissa, working in HR, that's

1559
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 3: got to be a tough job, especially if you work

1560
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 3: for a big, established company with a lot of employees.

1561
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 3: I mean, does that take its toll on you? Sometimes?

1562
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 22: It does?

1563
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 32: Because there are a lot of employees that I really

1564
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 32: do like, and I hate having them come in the

1565
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 32: office and sitting down and talking to them.

1566
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 3: Right, It's like, hey, I hate to do this, but

1567
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 3: here we go.

1568
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1569
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 3: Look, Melissa, thank you for sharing with us. We appreciate

1570
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 3: you listening very very much. We're gonna write you up

1571
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 3: and put something nice on the Melissa record.

1572
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 32: Yay, thank you.

1573
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 16: I love all you guys.

1574
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, Melissa. You take care. Britney. Oh this

1575
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 3: is we have a fresh one online twenty. Brittany was

1576
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 3: written up for the first time just last week. Let's

1577
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 3: find out more, shall we. Hey Brittany, Well, I don't

1578
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 3: know if you want to give too much information, but

1579
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,080
Speaker 3: you just got written up last week.

1580
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 20: Yes, I've been with the company for ten years.

1581
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 3: Wow.

1582
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 20: And they've been pulling me in the office for the

1583
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 20: past four months like, hey, you mess up on this,

1584
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 20: you messed up on this, you're not paying attention. And

1585
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 20: there were all different mistakes every time, and then they

1586
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 20: were like, listen, we're writing you up because you're not

1587
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 20: paying attention. And it's like, are you serious, Like, I'm thirty,

1588
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 20: is this this is a thing you want to put

1589
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:48,720
Speaker 20: me on time out?

1590
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 21: Too.

1591
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 5: While you're at it.

1592
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 3: I know, stand in the corner. You go, stand in

1593
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 3: the corner, young lady, and think about what does And then.

1594
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 20: The biggest thing that I'm dealing with right now is

1595
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 20: they the person that wrote me up did like a

1596
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 20: two page statement on behalf of the meeting, and I said, okay,

1597
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 20: like just for my own records, can I have a

1598
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 20: copy of the for Like, no, you can't.

1599
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 3: Yep, Yeah, I don't know, I know, but all at all?

1600
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 3: Do you like your job? Do you do you like

1601
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 3: where you're working?

1602
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 20: I mean, I've been questioning it the past two weeks,

1603
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 20: but I'm trying to hang in there.

1604
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 5: You hang in there, hanging if your place of work

1605
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 5: had like what they had in school back in the day,

1606
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 5: like that chair in the corner and you had to

1607
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 5: sit in it and face the wall.

1608
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,959
Speaker 3: Oh I sat there a couple of times. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

1609
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 3: We've had people on our show who had to sit

1610
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 3: in the corner stairs for a while. Hey, thank you

1611
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 3: for listening to us, and good luck at work, Brittany,

1612
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 3: Good luck to you.

1613
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 20: Thank you.

1614
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 3: All right, a question from Scary then we have one

1615
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 3: more call. Go ahead, Scary. Yeah, I mean, so when

1616
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 3: you get written up. It's like a lot of a

1617
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,840
Speaker 3: lot of times it's in subordination.

1618
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 18: But some people they have performance goals to meet, like

1619
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 18: like a sales team for instance, they get like a

1620
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 18: they have put on a performance improvement plan.

1621
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 3: Can we be put pipped? Like put on a performance

1622
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 3: improvement provement plan? Like I'm not I didn't break.

1623
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 13: Any rules, like you need to be funnier.

1624
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 3: I'm a good soldier, right exactly do we have that in?

1625
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 14: What?

1626
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 3: We don't know? I don't know.

1627
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 1: You know.

1628
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 3: The way you can do it with sales is each

1629
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,559
Speaker 3: individual person has individual numbers they have to hit. We

1630
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 3: work as a group, so I can't put Danielle on

1631
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 3: report because our ratings suck. I don't know. I don't know.

1632
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 3: I think it's a good question, but that's kind of hard.

1633
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,759
Speaker 3: We're impipable. No pipping going on. Finally, Andy online five

1634
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 3: got written up. Oh my gosh, Andy, tell everyone why

1635
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 3: you were written up? At work?

1636
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 25: Well, I was working for a very high claffee hotel.

1637
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 25: Me and the girl that run the front desk at

1638
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 25: the time. I was in miten and the girl ran

1639
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 25: the front disk. We wound up looking up at work

1640
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 25: and behind the front desk, and she told one of

1641
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:07,800
Speaker 25: her friends, and her friend went blabbing to hr.

1642
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 3: Oh, no, why would someone do that. I mean you

1643
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:17,559
Speaker 3: were behind the desk. I mean, come on, seriously, and

1644
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,840
Speaker 3: you're working in maintenance. You're just in there maintaining you

1645
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.

1646
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,600
Speaker 25: Well, so, well, I wouldn't sign the write up, so

1647
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 25: they terminated me at the time.

1648
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,800
Speaker 3: Oh that's not fair. It takes two to tango behind

1649
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 3: the front desk. Hello, is she still there?

1650
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,839
Speaker 25: No, she was terminated also now she's a debty sheriff.

1651
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, that's good. She landed under her feet, so

1652
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 3: to speak. And how are you doing it? Did you

1653
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 3: find another job?

1654
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 25: Oh? Yes, I work for a big corporation now where

1655
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,719
Speaker 25: I'm at, and I'm doing really good for myself.

1656
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 3: Well, will you ever have sex with another employee behind

1657
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:59,080
Speaker 3: the desk or is that a thing from the past.

1658
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 8: In the past?

1659
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 3: Okay? Well, I love your story. Andy. You sound like

1660
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 3: you have a great spirit, and sometimes we need to

1661
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 3: be terminated from certain places so we can find a

1662
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 3: better life, and you obviously have one, you know. Thanks

1663
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:15,719
Speaker 3: for listening to us, man, Thanks for sharing. That was great. Awesome.

1664
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 3: Take care. Yeah, what about the time that Nate snuck

1665
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:24,360
Speaker 3: in and started railing someone on my board where I

1666
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 3: work every day, and someone saw it. Elvis, we have

1667
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 3: got to take a commercial break here.

1668
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 5: Can you still get written up for that now?

1669
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 3: Right now?

1670
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 5: Years later?

1671
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 3: Oh the things we've done, I know, but you can't

1672
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:41,719
Speaker 3: do that now because these wheatstones will catch on fire.

1673
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,080
Speaker 13: It's funny if you think about the things people have

1674
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 13: gotten written up for around here versus the things they

1675
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 13: have not gotten written up for around here.

1676
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 3: It's there you.

1677
01:10:51,280 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 19: Go, haha, laugh, Bunny, Elvis Duran in the Morning Shown show.

1678
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 3: Hey, so, how did your parents ruin your life? Actually,

1679
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 3: Natasha called us online one Hi Natasha, how did your

1680
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 3: parents ruin your life?

1681
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 13: Okay?

1682
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 11: So I've been going by Natasha my entire life. And

1683
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 11: when I was in first grade, we had moved up

1684
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,679
Speaker 11: here from Philly when I was like four years old.

1685
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 11: The preschool kindergarten, no problem. They took attendance on the

1686
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 11: first day of school and they never called my name,

1687
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:41,759
Speaker 11: so they called my mom. They were like, who's this child?

1688
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 11: Turns out my first name is Anna. So my first

1689
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 11: name is Anna and my middle name is Natasha. But

1690
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:53,720
Speaker 11: my entire family calls me Natasha, and I didn't know

1691
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 11: that and.

1692
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,679
Speaker 3: Gave your mom and I gave you two first names.

1693
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, pretty much, but got to tell me about the

1694
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:09,479
Speaker 11: second one a hard time. And my entire middle school,

1695
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,639
Speaker 11: high school career everyone called me Anna. And then finally

1696
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 11: about a year ago, I changed all my social media

1697
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 11: back to Natasha and everything. So it's like, I don't

1698
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 11: I don't like the name name.

1699
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 3: I think I think your mom and dad could have

1700
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 3: been a little they could they could have planned that

1701
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 3: a little better. Maybe. Yeah, you know, you gotta be

1702
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 3: careful what your name your kids? All right, Anna, I

1703
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:35,240
Speaker 3: mean Natasha, you have a great day. Takes uh well

1704
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 3: say like for instance, Gandhi, Yes, Like your first name

1705
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:39,320
Speaker 3: is Meyda.

1706
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 25: Yes.

1707
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,680
Speaker 13: And my parents really I feel like they really did

1708
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 13: a doozy with that one because nobody can pronounce it.

1709
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 13: I have to tell them like seven times this is

1710
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 13: how you say it. So most of the people in

1711
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 13: my life call me Meida, which is inaccurate. It's Mayda.

1712
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 13: But you know, like Brodie, every time I say it

1713
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,880
Speaker 13: to him, he'll be like Maitha and now that's what

1714
01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 13: he calls me, and like it'sa am.

1715
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 5: What's up.

1716
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,600
Speaker 3: So that's why we called her Gandhi.

1717
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 13: Is that they said, oh, we tried to give you

1718
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 13: an easy name so that, you know, American people could

1719
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 13: get it.

1720
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 3: I was like, fail, Thanks God, anyone else in the

1721
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,559
Speaker 3: room with a bad name, m.

1722
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 16: Your name?

1723
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:17,960
Speaker 3: You know what?

1724
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 7: I never liked Nate because I didn't know any other

1725
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 7: Nates growing up.

1726
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 3: I think Nate's a great name.

1727
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 13: How did you do?

1728
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:23,720
Speaker 14: Now?

1729
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 7: I like it, but at the time you kind of

1730
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,000
Speaker 7: want to fit in with everybody else and there's no

1731
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 7: other Nates. I'm like, this is such a weird name.

1732
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:31,759
Speaker 7: And then I, as I was growing up, I found

1733
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 7: the list of baby names my mom was trying to find,

1734
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,920
Speaker 7: you know, to choose from. And my first name is Nathan,

1735
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,640
Speaker 7: my middle name is David. The third name on the

1736
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 7: list that she liked was Tristan.

1737
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 3: How bad? Tristan could be fine?

1738
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 13: I should call you that anyway, We could just start.

1739
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 3: Calling you that.

1740
01:13:46,439 --> 01:13:48,719
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm fine with that Tristan.

1741
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 3: At least no one was named Horace or something like that.

1742
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 13: Horace would be awful.

1743
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:58,400
Speaker 3: It's a terrible name. Terrible Horas. So how did your

1744
01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 3: mom and dad ruin your life? Marissa's online eight? How

1745
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,040
Speaker 3: you doing Marissa?

1746
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:04,559
Speaker 27: Hi?

1747
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 3: Good, how are you doing well?

1748
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:06,519
Speaker 6: So?

1749
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 3: How did your mom ruin your life?

1750
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,000
Speaker 28: Okay? So when she went to do all of my

1751
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:15,080
Speaker 28: student loans stuff, she put some of my student loans

1752
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 28: under her name and some under my name, and the

1753
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:22,080
Speaker 28: ones that are under her account information, all of her stuff,

1754
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:25,280
Speaker 28: everything goes to her and it's under my social So

1755
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 28: they were like coming in and I had no idea.

1756
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 28: So now I have like a failed credit.

1757
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,440
Speaker 2: Rating because.

1758
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,680
Speaker 28: Yes, and so she didn't do it like maliciously. She

1759
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:39,400
Speaker 28: when I talked to her, she is like, no, no,

1760
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:42,200
Speaker 28: that's for me. I'm like, mom, they are linked to

1761
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 28: my social Security number, and now I have a failed

1762
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 28: credit reading.

1763
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it takes forever. It takes forever to dig

1764
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:55,000
Speaker 3: out of that, you know, thanks mom. Yes, at least

1765
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,080
Speaker 3: she didn't name you Horace.

1766
01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:00,599
Speaker 28: That's okay, true, true, you had to think.

1767
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 3: About that, all right, Marissa, Tell your mom you love

1768
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 3: her and you forgive her. Come on maybe, okay? Thanks?

1769
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 3: Eleven line eleven is ash Hey? Ash Hey? Is that

1770
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:15,919
Speaker 3: short for Ashley?

1771
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,719
Speaker 20: Yeah, but it's just easier to go by as.

1772
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 3: Okay, So how did your parents ruin your life?

1773
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:24,840
Speaker 1: All? Right?

1774
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 10: So when I moved here from Europe with my family.

1775
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 9: The translation of my European last name was Jacob, but bees.

1776
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,120
Speaker 21: But you know, cursive bees and as look very similar

1777
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,639
Speaker 21: in LSI whenever writes in cursies.

1778
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 28: So from Jacob, it's now jack Off.

1779
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:47,559
Speaker 3: Thanks mom, So your name is Ash jack Off.

1780
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:54,840
Speaker 5: Yep, that's awesome. But here's the thing. Once they realized

1781
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:57,439
Speaker 5: that that it didn't really translate, well, they couldn't have

1782
01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:01,120
Speaker 5: gone back and officially like you know, yes two late changed.

1783
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 1: It to no.

1784
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,040
Speaker 28: It's too good.

1785
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 13: It's like this, she leaned in.

1786
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:08,120
Speaker 5: Good for her.

1787
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:11,439
Speaker 3: I like that. All right, thanks for calling us jack Off.

1788
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 3: It's been nice talking to me. So sometimes your parents

1789
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 3: ruined ruined it for everyone. I mean, look, you love

1790
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:22,240
Speaker 3: your mom and dad unless they really drove way far

1791
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:26,879
Speaker 3: off the road, you know what I'm saying. But your parents,

1792
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:29,680
Speaker 3: you like, sometimes you expect them. It's like the other

1793
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,559
Speaker 3: the day were talking about parents who just can't figure

1794
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 3: out their their electronics, their their their phones and stuff.

1795
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:37,280
Speaker 3: You just expect that from them. If you didn't have

1796
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:39,200
Speaker 3: one reason to be mad at your mom and dad,

1797
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 3: then you know what I'm saying, it wouldn't be a

1798
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 3: good relationship, right, you gotta have something to hate them about.

1799
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 13: I would like, I mean, I'm sure our parents also

1800
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 13: have plenty of reasons how we ruined their lives.

1801
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 3: So it's we were born exactly. Yeah, oh no, but

1802
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,600
Speaker 3: so many, so many people, you know, they look to

1803
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 3: their parents as example for how to how to have

1804
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:05,719
Speaker 3: a relationship, how to be, you know, in a loving relationship,

1805
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 3: and they just some parents just aren't in a loving relationship.

1806
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 3: And that's where you learn. That's why you got to

1807
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:14,040
Speaker 3: learn outside the circle. I guess. Yeah, all right, but

1808
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 3: at least they didn't name you Horace.

1809
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 5: I don't know who would do that.

1810
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 13: Why would someone do that to a child?

1811
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,280
Speaker 3: Would anybody do that to their child?

1812
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:25,639
Speaker 17: Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

1813
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 3: My wife, Susan is in charge of taking care of

1814
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 3: our bills. She pays them. So recently we have some

1815
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:38,040
Speaker 3: confusion about whether or not the water bill was getting paid.

1816
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 3: So Susan flipped out. She's like, I paid my pay

1817
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 3: and blah blah blah. So why don't we phone tap

1818
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,080
Speaker 3: or say that we owe some ridiculous amount of money

1819
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:47,680
Speaker 3: for the water bill. Let's see how she reacts, all right,

1820
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,800
Speaker 3: this comes to us from William, So Danielle is going

1821
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:53,479
Speaker 3: to start to call our own Danielle Manero starts the

1822
01:17:53,479 --> 01:17:55,599
Speaker 3: call with William on the phone as William and Nicole

1823
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:59,200
Speaker 3: phone tap, Mom, Susan, let's listen in to today's phone tap.

1824
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, I speak to missus figer nut.

1825
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,200
Speaker 22: No, there's no there's finger hut.

1826
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:04,560
Speaker 1: Who's this?

1827
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 5: What's your last name?

1828
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 22: Finger Hut?

1829
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,320
Speaker 5: Finger Hut. I'm sorry, I have figer nuts here.

1830
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 14: Who is it?

1831
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 5: My name is Lisa. I'm calling you from the water company. Okay,

1832
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,960
Speaker 5: we have a problem, and I have your husband Billy

1833
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 5: on the phone.

1834
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,559
Speaker 14: Hey, so, I don't know what the hell's going on.

1835
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,120
Speaker 14: I got a sheriff at the house putting a paper

1836
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 14: on the window. What aleen for failure to pay money?

1837
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:27,880
Speaker 16: Ma'am?

1838
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 5: You always five thousand dollars for not paying your water bill?

1839
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,599
Speaker 22: Well, my water bill was paid up today. My maintenance

1840
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:36,040
Speaker 22: is a paid up today. You have to go after

1841
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:36,639
Speaker 22: the deadbeats.

1842
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,120
Speaker 5: What I have in front of me makes it seem

1843
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,160
Speaker 5: like you're one of those people.

1844
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 18: No, I'm not.

1845
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:41,800
Speaker 22: Mine was paid.

1846
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:45,960
Speaker 5: I have a note down here that the fingernuts.

1847
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,120
Speaker 3: Are the nuts.

1848
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:48,880
Speaker 22: You have my name wrong, So I'm not responsible for anything.

1849
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:48,840
Speaker 9: My dear.

1850
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry finger. What was your last You have.

1851
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:54,120
Speaker 22: My name wrong, Billy, I'm calling a lawyer. I'm not

1852
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,400
Speaker 22: What do you want to say? Because this is ridiculous.

1853
01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 22: We pay every month for water. There's something definitely long hand.

1854
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 5: What's wrong is that you don't want to pay your money.

1855
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 22: I'm not giving somebody five thousand dollars to something I

1856
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:04,679
Speaker 22: know nothing about.

1857
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,559
Speaker 5: Did you maybe go shopping and buy No?

1858
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,760
Speaker 22: I did not maybe go shopping? And what nerve have

1859
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 22: you got to ask me these questions?

1860
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 3: Who the hell are you?

1861
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 22: I'm just saying that because I know, Lisa, you're not

1862
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 22: making any sense, and you're very nasty, and you're very

1863
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 22: alohold spoken, and you're telling me things I didn't do.

1864
01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:22,679
Speaker 22: So you know what, let me call you back.

1865
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 5: No, wait, I just want to ask you a question

1866
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,080
Speaker 5: because this is actually very important, because I've gone to

1867
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 5: the situation before, and as a woman, sometimes we like

1868
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,639
Speaker 5: to take our money and buy a nice parent.

1869
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,559
Speaker 22: No we don't because I don't dress very nice. Okay,

1870
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 22: I don't worry about things like that. I put them

1871
01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 22: on my charge and it's not your business what I do.

1872
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:38,840
Speaker 22: The water bill was paid.

1873
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:39,719
Speaker 5: Are you sure?

1874
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: Yes?

1875
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 22: Then I am sure.

1876
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 5: You really are a stupid woman.

1877
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,240
Speaker 22: I must admit I am a stupid woman. What nerve

1878
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 22: have you got to ask me how I spend my money?

1879
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:52,080
Speaker 22: And that I'm a stupid woman? What are you talking about?

1880
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:53,599
Speaker 5: Who said those things?

1881
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 22: You said them?

1882
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,040
Speaker 5: Do you have me on tape?

1883
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 25: Yes?

1884
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 26: I do?

1885
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 5: Okay, play back?

1886
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:57,800
Speaker 22: No, I don't have to play it back to you.

1887
01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:01,360
Speaker 22: I play it back here it here's.

1888
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 5: My question to you. And I find this hysterical.

1889
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:05,760
Speaker 22: Is that I have you? I find you hysterical. There

1890
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,559
Speaker 22: is something wrong with you. You're a very nasty woman.

1891
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:09,240
Speaker 5: I'm not nice.

1892
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:11,840
Speaker 22: You're getting involved in my personal business. You're telling me

1893
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,680
Speaker 22: how I spend my money. Okay, So I am on

1894
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 22: the phone with my lawyer right now.

1895
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:17,920
Speaker 3: I will get back to you this way.

1896
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:18,439
Speaker 33: He's nuts.

1897
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:21,280
Speaker 14: Bill, the guy just read me the whole thing. He says,

1898
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 14: we're gonna have to be out of his house if

1899
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 14: five thousand dollars they paid.

1900
01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 22: Oh come on, sir.

1901
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm so so sorry that you're married to someone

1902
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 5: like this.

1903
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:31,120
Speaker 15: You hear this.

1904
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 22: Sorry, you're married to someone like this. They had and

1905
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,280
Speaker 22: they're questioning me what I do with my money?

1906
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:37,000
Speaker 16: What nerves?

1907
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,240
Speaker 14: What am I going to do here?

1908
01:20:38,479 --> 01:20:41,920
Speaker 22: No, you're all to give you this kill out of

1909
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,439
Speaker 22: the house. I'm telling so the guys.

1910
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,680
Speaker 14: Cant ready to put handcuffs on me because.

1911
01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:49,599
Speaker 16: What he was talking about.

1912
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:52,559
Speaker 22: He's supposed to give you an eight day notice. Tell

1913
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,720
Speaker 22: him give me the noted man.

1914
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,120
Speaker 14: It's going beyond that. So, I don't know what the

1915
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 14: hell is going on?

1916
01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 22: What do you mean it's gone beyond dad?

1917
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 14: This guy's taking out of this cuff, Susan Oh, I

1918
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,120
Speaker 14: left five.

1919
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:03,960
Speaker 22: Thousand dollars home?

1920
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,680
Speaker 3: What the what the hell you want from me?

1921
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:05,920
Speaker 1: Oh?

1922
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 22: Why do you want me to Don't let him arrest you?

1923
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:08,960
Speaker 1: Let him arrest me?

1924
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:10,200
Speaker 22: Why don't you want me to do?

1925
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:10,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1926
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,639
Speaker 5: Maybe you can just give them your Louis vautonan or something.

1927
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:17,000
Speaker 22: Maybe you could give them your Louis Vatan, not my

1928
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,640
Speaker 22: Louis vuitar. But that's wrong with you?

1929
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,439
Speaker 5: Hello, This lady is a joke.

1930
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:24,240
Speaker 14: How am I gonna explain this to the bus? Call

1931
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:26,160
Speaker 14: for and everything?

1932
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,000
Speaker 22: To me? I don't have it? What do you want

1933
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 22: me to do?

1934
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,120
Speaker 14: What do you want me to go to jail?

1935
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 5: I think she doesn't really care about you.

1936
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,680
Speaker 3: To be honest, you know, so, I don't think she

1937
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:35,479
Speaker 3: cares about me either.

1938
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,720
Speaker 22: To Jail, I'm on my way home, missus fingernat.

1939
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 5: I have somebody that needs to speak to you.

1940
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:40,640
Speaker 16: Ma.

1941
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,439
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's Nicole.

1942
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:45,519
Speaker 22: What's up? What are you doing the phone top? Nicole?

1943
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:47,439
Speaker 14: You know?

1944
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,639
Speaker 22: Yep, yep.

1945
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 5: And so is Daddy and.

1946
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:54,320
Speaker 26: Oh my god.

1947
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:57,000
Speaker 22: Rist of all, I knew something was weird because this

1948
01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 22: lady is very nasty.

1949
01:21:58,479 --> 01:21:59,599
Speaker 3: Who is this girl, Lisa?

1950
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:00,679
Speaker 25: Your Hi, Mom?

1951
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:21,120
Speaker 34: It's Danielle mon Arrow from Elvis.

1952
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:12,719
Speaker 16: Duran phone tap.

1953
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 23: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

1954
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,080
Speaker 23: all participates the.

1955
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,559
Speaker 17: Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in the

1956
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:28,120
Speaker 17: Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1957
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:32,200
Speaker 3: More and more, we're seeing these stories about people from

1958
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:38,400
Speaker 3: Earth making contact with or being contacted by beings from

1959
01:22:38,479 --> 01:22:42,320
Speaker 3: other planets or somewhere else. I don't want to say

1960
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:45,080
Speaker 3: specifically a planet. They could just be floating around out

1961
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:48,960
Speaker 3: there somewhere, not needing a planet, not needing something to

1962
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,719
Speaker 3: walk on, you know what I'm saying.

1963
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:51,439
Speaker 5: So cool?

1964
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:55,160
Speaker 3: So I got this list today the states most likely

1965
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 3: to survive an alien invasion, some places better than others.

1966
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,600
Speaker 3: More prepared to deal with an alien invasion should it

1967
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,880
Speaker 3: ever happen, and this new report reveals where they're most ready.

1968
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:11,280
Speaker 3: Research looked at factors including number of UFO sightings, population density,

1969
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:16,280
Speaker 3: and landscape to determine survivability score for each state. Virginia.

1970
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:19,599
Speaker 3: The state of Virginia comes in first as most likely

1971
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:23,160
Speaker 3: to survive an alien invasion, followed by Georgia than Massachusetts.

1972
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,840
Speaker 13: Okay, I could see that, but there's a lot missing there.

1973
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:26,320
Speaker 3: What's that?

1974
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:28,879
Speaker 13: Because we have no idea what these aliens are capable

1975
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:31,479
Speaker 13: of and which environments would actually be better for us,

1976
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,360
Speaker 13: you know, like what if you want to be in

1977
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,479
Speaker 13: the desert because they're water based and they would dry out,

1978
01:23:35,479 --> 01:23:36,439
Speaker 13: like in what kind of forever?

1979
01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:36,880
Speaker 9: You know?

1980
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,000
Speaker 3: You don't know, I think, And I'm going to make

1981
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:46,080
Speaker 3: an assumption here. Virginia has a massive military force compared

1982
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 3: to other states. Okay, so it could be you know,

1983
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:55,799
Speaker 3: if you have the air force ready to shoot them down, terrifying.

1984
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:00,320
Speaker 3: What can we go in an invasion? What if just

1985
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:01,040
Speaker 3: it's a visit?

1986
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:01,479
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1987
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 3: I mean, you know when you have friends come over,

1988
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:05,320
Speaker 3: are they invading your house or they're visiting your house?

1989
01:24:05,439 --> 01:24:05,599
Speaker 16: Well?

1990
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wanted to be a visit, but you don't

1991
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:08,400
Speaker 5: know if it's.

1992
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,800
Speaker 3: A visit, how do you know?

1993
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,680
Speaker 18: I think that there it's an encounter where they're just

1994
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:17,440
Speaker 18: visiting their science experiment that they've had for thousands and thousands.

1995
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:22,280
Speaker 3: Of Yeah, scary. Is it convinced we are in an experiment? Yeah? Yeah, exactly.

1996
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,639
Speaker 13: I think we have nothing to offer.

1997
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:27,760
Speaker 3: Well, Nate, did he got probe? Yeah? I was abducted.

1998
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1999
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,840
Speaker 3: I think being probe means you have something to offer.

2000
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:31,720
Speaker 3: I probably do.

2001
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:34,280
Speaker 7: And you know what, in case of an alienation, I'm

2002
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,960
Speaker 7: probably gonna be left alone. You guys will be probed

2003
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:40,519
Speaker 7: or taken you know, uh, you know, to go work

2004
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:41,720
Speaker 7: in some sort of mine.

2005
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:42,240
Speaker 3: Or something like that.

2006
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,719
Speaker 13: You were marked for, you know, later retrieval.

2007
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:50,200
Speaker 3: Maybe Oates, it's been marked for retrieving.

2008
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,880
Speaker 5: You don't show up one day, we know what happened.

2009
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,680
Speaker 3: Maybe, Nates, have you seen Nate? I don't know. I

2010
01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:59,720
Speaker 3: think you got a good probe in last night, you

2011
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,120
Speaker 3: got good night.

2012
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,160
Speaker 13: I just feel like if they're smart enough to get here,

2013
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,120
Speaker 13: they've been here, taken a look around him and like,

2014
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,720
Speaker 13: hell no, I don't think some out, wasn't it.

2015
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:10,639
Speaker 7: Stephen Hawking who said that if Aliens actually did come here,

2016
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:13,120
Speaker 7: it'd be like when the Europeans came to the New

2017
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:15,720
Speaker 7: World and they would basically just kill everybody.

2018
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 3: Yes, they bring their diseases in just like us blankets.

2019
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,479
Speaker 5: And you want to start fresh, They're like, this is

2020
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:23,920
Speaker 5: messed up. Let's just start over.

2021
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:25,479
Speaker 13: You've been here, absolutely trash.

2022
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

2023
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:29,880
Speaker 18: Have you seen the show Ancient Aliens on History Channel.

2024
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:33,000
Speaker 3: If you watch it, they've been here. Okay, calm down,

2025
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:37,120
Speaker 3: calm down, you're gonna do we have super electric probe?

2026
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:37,920
Speaker 1: No?

2027
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:40,920
Speaker 3: No, no, don't be sorry. But it's okay. We all we

2028
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:41,960
Speaker 3: all believe they've been here.

2029
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,760
Speaker 18: They had conversations with Eisenhower in the fifties, is when

2030
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,120
Speaker 18: I'm told but they're not ready to support it, and

2031
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:49,479
Speaker 18: they told him we are not ready for the reveal

2032
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,320
Speaker 18: to humans, so keep it a secret until they are ready.

2033
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:55,040
Speaker 3: And now I think we're starting. I think that's a

2034
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:59,000
Speaker 3: good thing to think about. I don't think majority of

2035
01:25:59,479 --> 01:26:03,920
Speaker 3: people walking the planet Earth already for that. Mind blowing again.

2036
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:06,920
Speaker 5: No, I think at this point I'm ready for anything. Well,

2037
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:09,080
Speaker 5: cow flies by my head tomorrow.

2038
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:12,400
Speaker 3: I'll be like, yeah, that's cows have wings. Doesn't surprise me.

2039
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:13,280
Speaker 5: I try to.

2040
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,800
Speaker 13: Reason with them to please take me with them?

2041
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:16,759
Speaker 5: Please can I they're bad?

2042
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:17,760
Speaker 13: Now, They're not bad.

2043
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:19,200
Speaker 5: We're bad.

2044
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:21,839
Speaker 13: We're the fungus invading everything.

2045
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,320
Speaker 3: We're convinced of it pretty much.

2046
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:23,759
Speaker 13: Yeah.

2047
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:29,600
Speaker 3: Anyway, so here they come, ready or not, we couldn't handle.

2048
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:33,719
Speaker 13: It, that's true.

2049
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:38,680
Speaker 3: How do you prepare for a meeting with we'll call

2050
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:43,840
Speaker 3: them aliens? Yeah, so if President Eisenhower he knew he had,

2051
01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:47,360
Speaker 3: like he had a four o'clock penciled in with the aliens?

2052
01:26:49,479 --> 01:26:53,120
Speaker 3: Do they like coffee? I mean, what do you serve Danish?

2053
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:58,000
Speaker 3: You like a Danish?

2054
01:26:58,479 --> 01:26:59,280
Speaker 5: Do you're like a question?

2055
01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:02,439
Speaker 3: What do you want? Apparently we don't speak the same language.

2056
01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:07,520
Speaker 13: Apparently get some duelingo.

2057
01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,800
Speaker 3: They may not even need to speak a language. They

2058
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,080
Speaker 3: may just be looking at you going and they know.

2059
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:14,760
Speaker 13: Exactly about you're they scan you.

2060
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:16,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, they know if you're if you're dangerous or.

2061
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 13: The wand yeah, this one's okay, that one's I know.

2062
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,960
Speaker 3: But like we have, we have to pencil them in

2063
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:29,479
Speaker 3: for four o'clock. The aliens are coming. We're gonna play

2064
01:27:29,479 --> 01:27:35,240
Speaker 3: bridge Canasta. I don't know, I don't know. They're on

2065
01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:35,599
Speaker 3: their way.

2066
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,880
Speaker 18: I heard they come down in times of war to

2067
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:39,320
Speaker 18: help say no, no, stop it.

2068
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,920
Speaker 3: This is you can't do this and keep the peace.

2069
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,559
Speaker 3: They are our friends. This is what I'm seeing on

2070
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:49,600
Speaker 3: this show. Okay, look, I'm not saying it's hogwashed, not

2071
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:54,160
Speaker 3: at all. I'm not a one believer, but part of it,

2072
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:56,320
Speaker 3: part of me thinks, yeah, absolutely, But what do you think?

2073
01:27:56,360 --> 01:28:01,080
Speaker 3: I mean? What percentage of your being that there is

2074
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:02,000
Speaker 3: something going on?

2075
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:07,639
Speaker 5: I can just tell you nothing surprises. If you tell

2076
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:08,600
Speaker 5: me something, I'm gonna go.

2077
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:11,920
Speaker 3: Could be I just believe it all that frog. How

2078
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:14,280
Speaker 3: much of your being believes that there are other beings?

2079
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:14,760
Speaker 16: No?

2080
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:18,719
Speaker 8: The other day I posted on Twitter, I said, anybody

2081
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,120
Speaker 8: else look around every now and then.

2082
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,800
Speaker 3: And go what the f? Is going on? Every day?

2083
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:26,759
Speaker 8: There's so much crazy stuff that I believe anything is possible.

2084
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,360
Speaker 3: There is nothing you could tell me happening. Elvis.

2085
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,200
Speaker 8: If you told the aliens flew out of your butt,

2086
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 8: I would look at you funny, but I would go,

2087
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:33,960
Speaker 8: you know what, it's possible?

2088
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:34,240
Speaker 22: Yep.

2089
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:36,960
Speaker 3: Well I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that has happened. Yes,

2090
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,559
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't prove it didn't, so then therefore

2091
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:42,240
Speaker 3: maybe it did. Here's what I'm tired of people saying

2092
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:47,640
Speaker 3: they're saying the only reason we are noticing craziness is

2093
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:51,519
Speaker 3: because of social media. It was all people say, it's

2094
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:55,000
Speaker 3: always been crazy since the beginning of time, and now

2095
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:58,280
Speaker 3: we see it. I think that's malarkey. I think things

2096
01:28:58,360 --> 01:28:59,840
Speaker 3: are nuttier than ever.

2097
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:00,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, definitely.

2098
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,320
Speaker 5: But my mom does say that sometimes. She's like, a

2099
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:05,599
Speaker 5: lot of this was there already. It's just we never

2100
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:06,920
Speaker 5: saw it like we see it now.

2101
01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:10,320
Speaker 3: But I'm not saying that it wasn't here. Of course,

2102
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:11,719
Speaker 3: it's been crazy all along.

2103
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,040
Speaker 8: Look at, as my granddad used to say, things are

2104
01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:15,280
Speaker 8: nuttier than squirrel poop.

2105
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:17,320
Speaker 3: Nuttier than squirrel poop.

2106
01:29:17,479 --> 01:29:19,879
Speaker 13: But even if you go back to you know, ancient times,

2107
01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:23,160
Speaker 13: like the Egyptians, they had symbols and hieroglyphics that made

2108
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:26,080
Speaker 13: it look like they were communicating with aliens exactly. Pilots

2109
01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:29,439
Speaker 13: from back in the day were saying they saw aliens, pirates, sailors,

2110
01:29:29,439 --> 01:29:31,479
Speaker 13: like all of these people were saying it for a

2111
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:33,479
Speaker 13: long time. Sure, we're hearing it more now, but it's

2112
01:29:33,479 --> 01:29:35,680
Speaker 13: not like it's a new phenomenon. It's been going on.

2113
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,000
Speaker 3: I think there's a new brain disease going on that

2114
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:41,639
Speaker 3: we have not acknowledged. It's making people nuttier than squirrel poop.

2115
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:46,360
Speaker 3: And I truly believe that how many. I'm not even

2116
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:49,880
Speaker 3: talking about only the aliens thing. That's actually the only

2117
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:52,880
Speaker 3: logical thing going on. Just walk down the streets of

2118
01:29:53,479 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 3: any city, USA and look at all the unhinged people.

2119
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:01,479
Speaker 3: It's as if they are the walking down I'm.

2120
01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:04,320
Speaker 5: Telling you, I told you the zombie apocalypse is coming.

2121
01:30:04,439 --> 01:30:06,160
Speaker 3: It's already here. This is my point.

2122
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:06,680
Speaker 16: It's gonna be.

2123
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:10,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, people are nuttier than squirrel poops.

2124
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,400
Speaker 13: Scaries says, we're an experiment. I feel like we might

2125
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:15,760
Speaker 13: be reality TV for them. Let's see what they do now,

2126
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,840
Speaker 13: introduce something new. Oh there they go.

2127
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:20,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, listen to that radio show they're talking

2128
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:22,639
Speaker 3: about us. Oh no, they throw them off, throw them off?

2129
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:23,320
Speaker 3: What's that?

2130
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:23,719
Speaker 1: Daniel?

2131
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:26,639
Speaker 5: Could you imagine if we all like the reality TV

2132
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,479
Speaker 5: for them and they're looking at us, I don't know,

2133
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:31,200
Speaker 5: and watching us every day. Let's see what this idiot

2134
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:32,200
Speaker 5: Scary is gonna do.

2135
01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:32,479
Speaker 1: Now.

2136
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:39,680
Speaker 3: Scary Scary as the supreme being on Earth. You're the

2137
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:42,200
Speaker 3: chosen one. You're like me Saia or anything like that.

2138
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:45,080
Speaker 3: But it's like, you know, you're some chosen thing, like the.

2139
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:47,280
Speaker 13: Producers, you know, things are getting calm, quick send to

2140
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:50,080
Speaker 13: UFO exactly.

2141
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:53,000
Speaker 3: What, Nate. It was a whole episode of South Park.

2142
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:55,280
Speaker 7: Do you remember that they were going to cancel Earth

2143
01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:58,120
Speaker 7: because the show Earth and it was.

2144
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,240
Speaker 3: Things are getting out of hand and the aliens were like,

2145
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:07,400
Speaker 3: let's just cancel. We're working. You cannot tell me. It's

2146
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:09,760
Speaker 3: you know what, it's social media. Now you see the

2147
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:12,920
Speaker 3: crap that's always been going. No, things are crazier than ever.

2148
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:25,200
Speaker 17: Elvis Duran here he is and the Morning Show, Elvis

2149
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,880
Speaker 17: ter Ran and the Morning Show.

2150
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask you a question, and I need to

2151
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:33,519
Speaker 3: think about how you're gonna answer it. What do you

2152
01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:38,439
Speaker 3: want to be when you grow up? What do you

2153
01:31:38,479 --> 01:31:40,559
Speaker 3: want to be? What do you want to do when

2154
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,599
Speaker 3: you grow up? Okay, so several things you need to consider. Well,

2155
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:46,000
Speaker 3: what does grown up mean? M Because someone actually asked

2156
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:49,559
Speaker 3: this question of me yesterday and I actually admitted to

2157
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,639
Speaker 3: myself I'm not growing up yet. Yeah, it's like, no,

2158
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:54,120
Speaker 3: not ready to grow up.

2159
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:55,439
Speaker 5: I don't feel grown up yet either.

2160
01:31:55,439 --> 01:31:56,439
Speaker 4: You're not even a little.

2161
01:31:56,479 --> 01:31:58,080
Speaker 3: So what does that mean? I guess? So in your

2162
01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:00,639
Speaker 3: own mind you have to kind of define what does mean?

2163
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:04,519
Speaker 3: Is it an age? Is it you've accomplished something or whatever?

2164
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:07,400
Speaker 3: And then the question beyond that is what do you

2165
01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:07,800
Speaker 3: want to be?

2166
01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:08,240
Speaker 22: Yeah?

2167
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:09,559
Speaker 3: When you grow up? What do you want to do

2168
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:10,479
Speaker 3: when you grow up?

2169
01:32:10,479 --> 01:32:13,240
Speaker 5: I feel like I want to own something of my own,

2170
01:32:13,439 --> 01:32:17,120
Speaker 5: like either own a party planning business or a kid's

2171
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:20,200
Speaker 5: party business, or even like a little cute boutique with

2172
01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:23,280
Speaker 5: jewelry and shoes. Like to me, when I get to

2173
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:25,280
Speaker 5: that point and I can have that, I am grown up.

2174
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:28,000
Speaker 3: So the thing you have to think about is where

2175
01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:28,719
Speaker 3: is that point?

2176
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:29,000
Speaker 16: Right?

2177
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:30,880
Speaker 3: All right? And then it's up to you to figure out,

2178
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,200
Speaker 3: like what do you want to be when you grow up? Gandhi, Oh,

2179
01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:34,160
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

2180
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,680
Speaker 13: I'm going to have to think about this. But I

2181
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:38,120
Speaker 13: did see a meme that said I'm an adult, but

2182
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,160
Speaker 13: more like an adult cat, like I can kind of

2183
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,400
Speaker 13: be left alone, but someone should definitely check on me. Yes,

2184
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:44,599
Speaker 13: And that's exactly how I feel about my life. Ok,

2185
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:46,439
Speaker 13: all the way grown up, but like kind of but

2186
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,639
Speaker 13: still knock on my door of you now.

2187
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,960
Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that, yeah, froggy. If and when you

2188
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,559
Speaker 3: ever grow up, what do you mind?

2189
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,679
Speaker 8: I kind of I want to start my own business

2190
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:55,400
Speaker 8: at some point. I want to do something on my

2191
01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 8: own where I'm my own, like I'm depending on myself,

2192
01:32:58,479 --> 01:32:59,639
Speaker 8: not depending on somebody else.

2193
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. I mean, I'm not

2194
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:04,519
Speaker 3: the opposite. I'm this way. When I grow up, I

2195
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:06,880
Speaker 3: don't want to have anyone depending on me. I don't

2196
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:09,720
Speaker 3: want anyone's Right now, I'm a mamma cat with not

2197
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:13,679
Speaker 3: I don't have enough teats at people. I got twenty

2198
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:16,200
Speaker 3: people trying to grab up my teats. Yeah, some of

2199
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:17,960
Speaker 3: them are down here kind of chomping on them. Over here.

2200
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:19,559
Speaker 3: The other one's kind of fighting off them so they

2201
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:23,120
Speaker 3: can chomp for a while. My teach are just they're

2202
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:28,679
Speaker 3: like big rubbery or erasers. I got sagging teach anyway. Yeah,

2203
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:30,280
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to a day and age I can

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Speaker 3: just you know, I can just work on my own teats,

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01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:36,559
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, me, teats are for me. Scary.

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Speaker 3: When you grow up, what do you want to be?

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01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:39,880
Speaker 3: I want to be a travel blogger. There you go.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome. Which is the ultimate, the ultimate position in life,

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Speaker 3: to have no one depending on you. Yeah, you're you're

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Speaker 3: that all right? Something to think about, Okay, what do

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01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 3: you want to be when you grow up? And what

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Speaker 3: does grow up really mean? And uh, this question that

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01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,720
Speaker 3: you can ask anyone at any age, because I told

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Speaker 3: you when my father passed away, he was up there

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Speaker 3: and he said to me, he said, no, you don't

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Speaker 3: really ever grow up. And I thought that was so

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01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:10,519
Speaker 3: intuitive of him to say that.

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Speaker 13: It feels that way, Like do you ever feel grown up?

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01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:14,559
Speaker 3: I mean, I know I don't.

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Speaker 13: I never feel like.

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Speaker 5: We don't have a grown up job, Like you know,

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Speaker 5: I feel more grown up. I go home and I

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Speaker 5: have to deal with like I put on my grown

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01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:23,559
Speaker 5: up pants when I go home, and I'm like, okay,

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01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:25,240
Speaker 5: to be a mom, now take care of my ket

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01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:27,920
Speaker 5: This morning, I was a child, Now grown up pants.

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Speaker 3: It's true. But yeah, to hear my father say, you

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01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:33,120
Speaker 3: never grow up. You will always be scared of things.

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Speaker 3: You always be frightened of things. You always be nervous,

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01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:36,920
Speaker 3: and you all and you but you at the same

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01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:40,240
Speaker 3: time will always have the need to be excited about things.

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Speaker 22: Yeah.

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01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:41,960
Speaker 3: So I love that.

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01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:44,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, froggy, I still feel like a kid when I

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01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:47,000
Speaker 8: need to call my parents and ask for advice, Like

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01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:48,960
Speaker 8: there's things that I don't know how to deal with.

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01:34:49,040 --> 01:34:52,000
Speaker 8: Or there's situations that I'm in that I need help handling,

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Speaker 8: and I'm able to pick Luckily, I'm able to pick

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01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:55,479
Speaker 8: up the phone and call both of my parents and

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Speaker 8: still get an answer.

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Speaker 3: I still look like a kid. Then, Hey, Jessica, how

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01:34:59,200 --> 01:34:59,439
Speaker 3: are you?

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01:35:00,479 --> 01:35:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm good?

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01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:01,599
Speaker 8: How are you doing?

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01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:03,160
Speaker 3: Okay? When you grow up? What do you want to be?

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01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:03,880
Speaker 3: What do you want to do?

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01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:06,559
Speaker 29: I want to run a dairy goat farm.

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01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:09,840
Speaker 3: Oh, a dairy goat farm.

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01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:13,040
Speaker 5: Now, could you do some goat yoga on that farm

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Speaker 5: as well?

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Speaker 1: No?

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01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:14,960
Speaker 3: No, what are you doing now?

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01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:19,320
Speaker 21: Right now? I work in a warehouse, picked fishing flies

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01:35:19,360 --> 01:35:20,280
Speaker 21: for online orders.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're not doing anything that's related to goats.

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Speaker 3: But what do you think? Okay, do you think realistically?

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01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:31,400
Speaker 3: Do you think this goat herder job could be realistic

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01:35:31,439 --> 01:35:32,479
Speaker 3: for you? Seriously?

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01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,719
Speaker 21: It is? I have right now, I have nine goats

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Speaker 21: at home to go with some horses and chickens. And

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Speaker 21: it's like a side gig for the moment. But when

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Speaker 21: I get it set up, I will be selling milk.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:48,040
Speaker 5: Wow, that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 13: And goats are supposed to be like little lawnmowers.

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01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:54,479
Speaker 3: Too, right, Yeah they are. Can you tell me all

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01:35:54,479 --> 01:35:55,400
Speaker 3: about the wooly boger?

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Speaker 21: That is the most one of the most difficult flies

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01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:02,160
Speaker 21: to pick because they all get tangled up together in

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01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:03,160
Speaker 21: the little.

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Speaker 3: Yeah sorry, little terminology. I can only use it Jessica him, Jessica,

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Speaker 3: let us know when you're a ship in your milk.

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01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:18,640
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Nate's doing that. Nate is

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Speaker 3: the closest thing to a goat that we have here,

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Speaker 3: other than having a bovine valve in his heart, which

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01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:30,000
Speaker 3: is a cow. But Nate does this thing. He talks

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01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:33,800
Speaker 3: as he laughs, which is sort of like it's like

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Speaker 3: if a goat could talk, it would be Nate. I

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01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:41,599
Speaker 3: can't do it on cue because I'm remembering earlier. See

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01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:44,439
Speaker 3: he's doing it right now. He speaks words and he

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01:36:44,680 --> 01:36:49,479
Speaker 3: enunciates while he's laughing. He's like he took out your office.

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01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:55,479
Speaker 3: You see, you're doing it now. But you do it.

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01:36:55,479 --> 01:36:59,280
Speaker 3: It's funnier you do it. It's the same as when

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01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:01,479
Speaker 3: people clap on the talk to make to make a point.

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01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:05,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you need to stop talking now, rather than

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01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:07,920
Speaker 3: he talks, what are you doing tonight?

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01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:12,559
Speaker 13: I text with the claps. The little clapping hands. Stop

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01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:13,559
Speaker 13: it now, It's true.

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01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:16,120
Speaker 3: I can hear I can hear you clapping as you

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01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:20,160
Speaker 3: tweet that or text that. Hi Kim, Hi, how are

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01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:21,639
Speaker 3: you doing well? What do you want to be when

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01:37:21,680 --> 01:37:22,160
Speaker 3: you grow up?

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01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:24,920
Speaker 33: When I grow up? I've always wanted to be some

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01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:28,160
Speaker 33: kind of animal trainer, like tigers or dolphins or something

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01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:28,479
Speaker 33: like that.

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01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:29,400
Speaker 5: That's cool.

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01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:31,280
Speaker 3: Now, do you have any training working with animals?

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01:37:32,600 --> 01:37:32,800
Speaker 14: No?

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01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:34,640
Speaker 33: I mean I've always had a pet at home, but

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Speaker 33: nothing like that.

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Speaker 3: Never too late. You know, you could go be a

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Speaker 3: docent at a zoo. You could go be a you

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01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:42,800
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, a doocent. Well, if you can

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Speaker 3: volunteer at a zoo and be there to serve because zoos,

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Speaker 3: most zoos are nonprofits, and they need, they really truly

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01:37:49,640 --> 01:37:52,160
Speaker 3: need and depend on people coming in. Not only are

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01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:54,599
Speaker 3: you learning while you're while you're donating your time, you're

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01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:57,080
Speaker 3: actually working on this thing you want to be when

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Speaker 3: you grow up.

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Speaker 1: Go do it.

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Speaker 33: I actually have thought about something like that.

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Speaker 3: You should. Zoos are the best.

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Speaker 13: I still that idea.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Kim, thank you, I know because you love animals,

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Speaker 3: love them, Daniel Gandhi should go be a docent And

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Speaker 3: this should.

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Speaker 13: I volunteered at a wolf sanctuary once and they wouldn't

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Speaker 13: take me.

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Speaker 3: Why how do they not take you when you volunteer exactly?

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Speaker 3: How did they let you down easily?

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Speaker 13: They just never got back to me. And I emailed

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01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:19,760
Speaker 13: them like ten times. We even shout them out on

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Speaker 13: the air like hello.

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Speaker 5: Nothing, there's something odd, something we don't know.

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Speaker 3: I love this text. I want when I grow up.

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Speaker 3: I want to be a pony unicorn. Someone ride me

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Speaker 3: around the room.

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Speaker 5: I thought, that does happen?

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Speaker 3: No it doesn't.

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Speaker 16: To El Vista ran in the morning show.

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Speaker 3: All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do

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Speaker 3: it again. Until next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.