Speaker 1: The Nicki Gliser Podcasts.
Speaker 2: Hello here I am.
Speaker 3: It's Nicky Glaser podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer. Brian Frangie is
Speaker 3: with me. Hi, Brian, my mom is also here.
Speaker 2: Long time.
Speaker 1: Do there's a dog there?
Speaker 4: There happens to be a dog here too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I have a dog.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is really just fostering right now.
Speaker 3: Well, I just wanted to like try it on and
Speaker 3: and I was like, it's a good foster life. Like
Speaker 3: I'm I'm providing a service. Yeah, this dog is waiting
Speaker 3: for a home, even if I don't if I decide
Speaker 3: it's not a good fit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, you can return this dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because someone she's still she was very she had
Speaker 3: a lot of applications for her. My friend Natalie. The
Speaker 3: reason I have this dog, let's just get to it,
Speaker 3: is that my friend Natalie, who uh is from Mayda Rescue,
Speaker 3: who's been on the podcas before, she has been on
Speaker 3: the lookout for another dog for me, because she got
Speaker 3: Maryan and Luigi for us, right, and she's just she
Speaker 3: just good, is good at matching people with dogs and
Speaker 3: isn't just trying to like offload dogs she wants. She
Speaker 3: went place, and she said she hadn't felt this way
Speaker 3: about a foster that she was taking care of since Marian,
Speaker 3: and she always Marian's been one of the loves of
Speaker 3: her life ever since she had her, getting maryan vibes,
Speaker 3: I think this dog is special and I want you
Speaker 3: to have like the first chance to have her.
Speaker 2: So I met her and it was fine.
Speaker 3: Like it was like a first date that you're just like, okay,
Speaker 3: like this could work if I work at it. But
Speaker 3: it wasn't like there wasn't this moment that you want
Speaker 3: where like we just both knew. I mean, like she's
Speaker 3: cute and she's so sweet, and she's everything like just
Speaker 3: in this size wise, she just and then obviously you
Speaker 3: know that you'll fall in love or you don't. And
Speaker 3: I would be totally fine giving her a better home
Speaker 3: if that's what she wanted.
Speaker 2: But I think we.
Speaker 3: Should well I think I just I just know because
Speaker 3: I'm getting how I.
Speaker 4: Know if she wants a different home.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's happy.
Speaker 3: If she wanted a different home, I would I would know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I knew with Mary and Luigi. That's
Speaker 3: why I was like, I can't have these anymore in
Speaker 3: New York. It was idea that, so I know when
Speaker 3: a dog's not having fun. Last night, she tried to
Speaker 3: sleep under the bed and I was like, are you not?
Speaker 3: Do you not want to be in bed with me?
Speaker 3: And Chris like is this this? Because this is part
Speaker 3: of the deal, girl, is that I want a dog
Speaker 3: who sleeps in my bed and I can wake up
Speaker 3: in the middle of night and just go, oh, it's
Speaker 3: so cute and like put my face in her ferr
Speaker 3: and be like, I love you, cute little thing. And
Speaker 3: I do that to Chris's back now because there is
Speaker 3: further but he's thinking about lasering it and so I
Speaker 3: need something else for it. But yeah, I just want
Speaker 3: a dog in a bed. And she was trying to
Speaker 3: hide under the bed, which is kind of a move
Speaker 3: of like a dog that's scared or doesn't like what's
Speaker 3: going on. So I was kind of investigating and new, yeah,
Speaker 3: and she's used to like hiding out because she's a
Speaker 3: little stray that was stuck on an island for five days,
Speaker 3: dumped in La Brian. I have to show you the
Speaker 3: video of it, because they have the footage of her
Speaker 3: being rescued and it looks like I'll have you watch
Speaker 3: it right now and just tell people what you see,
Speaker 3: because it's horrible. Yeah, they snared her with a literal
Speaker 3: like butterfly net. She tried to escape the because they
Speaker 3: watched her for five days. She was on the island
Speaker 3: and like starving in and.
Speaker 2: It was terrible, terrible. But it's not how old is
Speaker 2: this dog too? She thinks too?
Speaker 4: And how did they know?
Speaker 2: I guess they had they had reports of her or something.
Speaker 4: Well, how can anyone see this?
Speaker 2: No, you're just gonna watch it. Tell us what you see.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're on it. They're on a kayak and they're
Speaker 5: heading towards the island.
Speaker 4: There actually is an.
Speaker 5: Island, and she's trying to run away because she's like,
Speaker 5: who are these people? Oh, they snagged her with a
Speaker 5: big net. And she's in the water snagged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's flipping around in the waters. And it says,
Speaker 3: sometimes animals don't know that we're trying to help and
Speaker 3: they get scared.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we have to be patient with them.
Speaker 3: And then they put her in a little life jacket
Speaker 3: and she just looks so scared her eyes. This was
Speaker 3: like a week ago, this little thing. If you watch
Speaker 3: on docile and scared on an island alone.
Speaker 4: In some kind of Oh it's people are going to.
Speaker 2: Say, stop holding her like floating, uh your bed dog.
Speaker 5: Apparatus, so she doesn't drown what they call this life jacket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I already about this part. Yeah, so then yeah,
Speaker 3: then she's I already talked about this part.
Speaker 1: So when you say island, you mean like an island
Speaker 1: off the coast that's like just a little tiny ship,
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 3: Thing that's from drought, you know, like it just gets
Speaker 3: like it's a little patch that gets uh submerges, No,
Speaker 3: what's opposite of submarinat emerges?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's It seems.
Speaker 3: Like there should be some nautical term for that, like
Speaker 3: though like that sounds more water.
Speaker 4: Okay, well was it?
Speaker 5: You know, it's just gonna keep repeating it. You don't
Speaker 5: realize it, like an islands, a little brush island.
Speaker 4: Through Yeah, ye little island.
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny when you watch a thing and you
Speaker 3: realize sometimes that it's repeated and you don't know it yet.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's right there, Niki.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're watching a reel and it restarts, and many
Speaker 3: times I just witness I know, why is.
Speaker 1: This person going to finish that muffin.
Speaker 2: Keep starting over what happened to the other why they
Speaker 2: keep making and why to keep putting these trays of
Speaker 2: buttons and over and over.
Speaker 4: Wait, it only just started restarted once. No, I know,
Speaker 4: I was just kidding, but it's happening.
Speaker 3: That's I'm going to look out for that if I
Speaker 3: can't catch myself.
Speaker 1: It's a scheme. You put your video in the loop
Speaker 1: and then people will just even if they just watch
Speaker 1: for an extra fifteen seconds, then it's good for the algorithm.
Speaker 3: It's against Wait, hold on, why does what does that
Speaker 3: mean good for the algorithm? Does that mean it's it's
Speaker 3: just data that the algorithm can really fine tune its
Speaker 3: content for. What does that mean good for when someone
Speaker 3: says it's good.
Speaker 2: For the algo?
Speaker 1: Disclaimer, no one really knows what the algorithm wants.
Speaker 3: This is this is this is the most interesting part
Speaker 3: about all of the shit is that no one knows
Speaker 3: what it wants. Literally no one, because if someone new,
Speaker 3: they would figure it OUTI rah.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of people, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: experts on YouTube who claim to know, and then they
Speaker 1: have all these videos and they're like, here's how to
Speaker 1: get five hundred thousand views in less than seven days,
Speaker 1: and then they give you all of these Do they have.
Speaker 2: That many views on their videos or do they go
Speaker 2: much choose not to?
Speaker 1: They mostly they go I choose not to. Now I
Speaker 1: could get five hundred thousand views on this video because.
Speaker 3: I'm watching all these manifestation videos and I'm reading all
Speaker 3: this stuff on these subreddits of people who manifest like
Speaker 3: relationships in their life and jobs and money, and they
Speaker 3: repeat all this. They have to like prove on the
Speaker 3: subreddit I belong to. There's moderators of the reddit, of
Speaker 3: the forum, the message board. Essentially I'm describing this to
Speaker 3: my mom, and they will make sure that that's true.
Speaker 3: Like they have to show their pay stubs if they've
Speaker 3: said they've run to this money, they have to show
Speaker 3: they're the partner. They have to show the writings that
Speaker 3: they did that to manifest it, like they have to
Speaker 3: prove that they did it. But then I go, then
Speaker 3: there are so many I listen to these meditations that's
Speaker 3: like you are falling asleep. Nevill Godded determined that the
Speaker 3: best time to manifest is in the state between consciousness
Speaker 3: and unconsciousness. Therefore, I am going to hold your hand.
Speaker 3: As we slowly drift to sleep, you will replay the
Speaker 3: loop of the manifestation of the life you want ten
Speaker 3: second loop picture your life, ten seconds of it, and
Speaker 3: you're supposed to play this loop in your head as
Speaker 3: you fall asleep.
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, bitch, why don't you have more views?
Speaker 2: Did want to manifest that?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Why is this video not?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: I know you want to do well on YouTube? Does
Speaker 3: any Here's my other question. I want to get to
Speaker 3: the YouTube stuff. Today I was talking to a friend
Speaker 3: who is like going through a hard time in their life,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, man, what's something What's a project they
Speaker 3: could start that would give their life meaning? But that
Speaker 3: wouldn't ruin their life, you know. And I was thinking, Oh,
Speaker 3: he should start a YouTube channel because he's really skilled
Speaker 3: at this one thing. And I was like, oh, that'd
Speaker 3: be a fun project for him. It's like he's good
Speaker 3: at audio visual stuff to like av like, he'd be
Speaker 3: good at shooting it and making it look pretty. He'd
Speaker 3: be good on YouTube. And then I was thinking, oh, no,
Speaker 3: I don't want to give him something that might make
Speaker 3: him obsessed with numbers and the algorithm and figuring out
Speaker 3: how to do better.
Speaker 2: Like, I love YouTube channels.
Speaker 3: That don't give a fuck about the views and are
Speaker 3: just there because they want to teach you how to
Speaker 3: make a cast role or they really want to show
Speaker 3: you how to get rid of this war. I mean
Speaker 3: the videos I watch are specific, but like.
Speaker 5: But these videos still want more of you. But when
Speaker 5: they start they.
Speaker 4: Wanting views, No, they don't all, but when they start
Speaker 4: winning views, something is taken from your soul when you
Speaker 4: are trying to achieve numbers.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine that most videos that are on no
Speaker 5: some people.
Speaker 3: Are just like I just want to Yeah, they would
Speaker 3: like more views, but they don't have thoughts of grandeur.
Speaker 3: It's like dad playing cafes. He's not he's not gunning
Speaker 3: for a Grammy, right. But then there's some people on
Speaker 3: YouTube that start out and put it and they start
Speaker 3: gunning for that mister beast, like I want to be
Speaker 3: the most kind of thing, and it takes it brings
Speaker 3: the soullessness to it. So, Brian, right when we started
Speaker 3: the podcast, you were talking about YouTube with Olivia, our
Speaker 3: producer that's filling in for Noah. Right, now, what were
Speaker 3: you guys discussing, Because you were saying that I kind
Speaker 3: of jumped in the middle of it and I want
Speaker 3: to hear what you were very worked up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there were so I also want to just
Speaker 1: comment on there was so many apple guys, like orchard
Speaker 1: owners who are to do videos on YouTube, who definitely
Speaker 1: don't care if they get views or not. Yes, and
Speaker 1: they're the most endearing eyes. They're just like, I've got
Speaker 1: a Fuji apple tree here. Fuji apples came from Japan
Speaker 1: and the seeds in them are quite acidic. And then
Speaker 1: just talk like.
Speaker 3: That and just the old men with information, they just
Speaker 3: want to talk. They're lonely, and it's like it's really
Speaker 3: cute because they like their comments. And I follow so
Speaker 3: many ASMR creators and people that are just like, have
Speaker 3: hundreds of people watching their stuff.
Speaker 4: Just have a feel like they are content and just yeah.
Speaker 3: But then they start getting in the thousands because something
Speaker 3: pop off, right, and then they start caring, and the
Speaker 3: equipment gets.
Speaker 2: Better and the sound gets better.
Speaker 3: And part of the ASMR that I like is when
Speaker 3: it's like grainy sound and then it becomes too clear
Speaker 3: and they start tapping on the fucking, you know, thousand
Speaker 3: dollars mics they have and it just takes something from
Speaker 3: it just becomes about like and then like and subscribe.
Speaker 2: That's like part of their pig.
Speaker 3: And you're like, it has to be like a girl
Speaker 3: in her closet flipping through an old fashion magazine talking
Speaker 3: to me about going to the dentist that day, and
Speaker 3: now you are giving me a promo code for zippercoder,
Speaker 3: and it just takes something from.
Speaker 2: It that's obvious, and I drop off.
Speaker 1: But I really hate it when they start doing when
Speaker 1: they start just being overly thankful for everyone who watches
Speaker 1: and likes it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I hate it.
Speaker 3: Oh, even though I get it because as of person
Speaker 3: as listeners, I feel like they are if you feel
Speaker 3: like I am sincere when people listen to my podcast,
Speaker 3: I'm just like, thank you for Like when I meet
Speaker 3: besties at shows, I'm always like, thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: I don't always say it, but it's a new thing
Speaker 3: I'm going to start saying because I do. Really, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't believe it, and I feel connected to that.
Speaker 3: But people start thinking on YouTube and you're kind of
Speaker 3: just like I just kind.
Speaker 2: Of don't buy it.
Speaker 3: I just there's some people you don't buy when they're
Speaker 3: like I love my fans.
Speaker 1: The Internet does not accept any sort of insincerity whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Think of It's like the Internet is basically like I
Speaker 1: think middle school. Like they will see the truth, and
Speaker 1: they will they will call it out. Somebody will, Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone will.
Speaker 3: But will that comment be upvoted the most? Because there's
Speaker 3: a lot I don't hang out in the crevices where dumb,
Speaker 3: dumb Twitter and dumb Instagram is happening, but and dumb YouTube.
Speaker 3: But when you stumble upon the dumbest people all joining
Speaker 3: forces on one video to comment, there's no voice of reason.
Speaker 2: I actually just saw something that's kind of about this.
Speaker 3: Eminem released this new song and he's like it's sweeping
Speaker 3: the charts like it is. It is not a critical
Speaker 3: acclaimed success of his, Like you know, he's obviously one
Speaker 3: of the most critically acclaimed musicians of all time. But
Speaker 3: this isn't like people aren't saying this is the greatest
Speaker 3: new song. But fucking TikTok loves it, gen Z loves
Speaker 3: everyone loves it, and it is because it's a throwback
Speaker 3: to his Uh I'm slim shady, Yes, I'm the real shady.
Speaker 3: So it's like it has like he samples that it is.
Speaker 3: It's Is it his best work, No, but it is
Speaker 3: fucking lighting up the charts in like a really exciting
Speaker 3: way that people are like just so stoked.
Speaker 2: I like love that young people are getting on board
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he apparently someone made a fake Justin Bieber quote
Speaker 3: from an article, like it looks like an article that
Speaker 3: was like, you know, clipped, like someone took a quote
Speaker 3: and it looks kind of official, and they just put
Speaker 3: it on a meme like anyone could do it by
Speaker 3: downloading the free version of the Canva app, and you
Speaker 3: just take you write in this thing and you make
Speaker 3: it look like a quote from like a real publication
Speaker 3: you put like New York Times or New York Posts whatever,
Speaker 3: and then people just think it's a real quote from that,
Speaker 3: even though you have nothing to show for it and
Speaker 3: there's no blue check mark. So anyway, Eminem saw a
Speaker 3: quote that was a fake quote from Justin Bieber about
Speaker 3: Eminem's new song like trashing it kind of or not
Speaker 3: being into it, and Eminem like reposted and was like, Bieber,
Speaker 3: I'm some kind of version of I'm coming for you, Bieber,
Speaker 3: like you want to be in my next distract And
Speaker 3: by the way I could be the idiot here because
Speaker 3: this his response could have been fake, Like I need
Speaker 3: to make sure because but an everyone on the Reddit
Speaker 3: Russage thing that I was reading about it was like, God,
Speaker 3: he's so out of touch, or it was Instagram and
Speaker 3: other people were like no, they were saying like jen
Speaker 3: X is so out of touch, and think believes everything
Speaker 3: they read online. And then people are commenting everyone.
Speaker 2: Believes everything they read online.
Speaker 3: Like it gets us all question it. But I'm not
Speaker 3: done for thinking that. Like in the moment, you just
Speaker 3: are like, oh, I'm not gonna fact check this, and
Speaker 3: this looks professional enough.
Speaker 1: The most annoying thing is they had to fucking fact
Speaker 1: check everything. And it's just gonna get worse with AI. Yeah,
Speaker 1: deep fikes, You're gonna see videos of people's You're gonna
Speaker 1: see a video of Justin Bieber saying Eminem's a bitch,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna look real, and there's going to be
Speaker 1: a swath of America and the world is gonna be
Speaker 1: like wow that that video is real and they'll share it.
Speaker 3: We will all be shamed so much for thinking things
Speaker 3: were real that were fake that we will then all
Speaker 3: assume everything's fake.
Speaker 2: Right away because we never want to feel that shame again.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be bad.
Speaker 3: It's already like that. People call fake on pretty much everything,
Speaker 3: so it's gonna be bad.
Speaker 5: But that's the first thing I say when I look
Speaker 5: at this fake Oh you do? I just don't trust anything.
Speaker 5: Now it's really getting bad.
Speaker 2: I trust me with a dog.
Speaker 3: I told my mom I was maybe gonna get a
Speaker 3: dog last week, and man, they my dad and you
Speaker 3: think you want to do this before Europe, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's always going to be a trip looming. There's always
Speaker 3: gonna be a reason for me not to get a dog.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing that people do when they want
Speaker 3: to quit drinking. They go pull my birthday's coming up. Oh,
Speaker 3: then it's Saint Patrick's day. Then it's uh, you know
Speaker 3: you said, and then it's and then it's exactly, that's
Speaker 3: great joke, great, great joke. And it's just like, there's
Speaker 3: always going to be a time not to get a dog.
Speaker 3: And you just and Natalie kind of said that to
Speaker 3: me because I was like, the dog came up.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is what happened. The dog comes over to
Speaker 2: meet me, and where where were you?
Speaker 4: I was at this Oh my god, the hotel I
Speaker 4: put you up in La. Oh how beautiful is it?
Speaker 4: I love that hotel?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't even want to I'm going
Speaker 3: to say that. Yes, I'm to stay there all the time.
Speaker 3: Just look up the hotel in La with Beyonce. That's
Speaker 3: now you know where I live. But no, it's very protected.
Speaker 3: And how like that. Go to if you're in La,
Speaker 3: go to the Sunset marquet I'm just gonna say it,
Speaker 3: Sunset Marquetes. To have lunch and keep walking beyond the
Speaker 3: restaurant because if you walk back and it's so beautiful
Speaker 3: the way they have made it like it's like you're
Speaker 3: walking through Alice in Wonderland or like a secret garden.
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous back there.
Speaker 3: And anyway, so I was, there's a nice place to
Speaker 3: meet a dog for the first time.
Speaker 4: And at the lunch that restaurant.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, at my in my bungalow. So I
Speaker 3: had like a nice little apartment type of thing. So
Speaker 3: that's where you ground floor to perfect just walk on
Speaker 3: in puppy. And so she came by and I was
Speaker 3: kind of she was just like needing a lot of attention.
Speaker 3: She wants to play she's jumping on things, and I
Speaker 3: was just like, this is a lot, Nie, Yeah, all
Speaker 3: over the place. That girl constantly trying to rescue dogs
Speaker 3: from every corner of the earth, but constantly looking.
Speaker 2: For an ani I rescue. No she.
Speaker 3: So we're hanging out and I can be honest with her.
Speaker 3: I was just like, this feels like a lot. Because
Speaker 3: it was a long day too. I forget what I
Speaker 3: was doing that day. Maybe that was the day I landed.
Speaker 3: I had landed that day and I went to a
Speaker 3: showroom for celebrities where they let you pick out free
Speaker 3: shit and then all you have to do is tag
Speaker 3: stuff and you go.
Speaker 2: It's like you go to a mall, a little money market.
Speaker 4: Those clothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so nice, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And so I went there to the A list and
Speaker 3: picked out a bunch of stuff and then all I
Speaker 3: have to do is just tag ship when I wear
Speaker 3: it all. My story awesome And I didn't go nuts
Speaker 3: see that. I was very like I could have had
Speaker 3: so and I had to show restraint because I'm like,
Speaker 3: unless I.
Speaker 2: Need it, Yeah, you're good about that. They were shocked.
Speaker 3: They were like, man, you show you know what you want,
Speaker 3: because they'd be like, what about this, and I'd be
Speaker 3: they'd be they'd be like, you this shirt to it
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I know it's free, but I won't
Speaker 3: wear it and I'll my I would give it to
Speaker 3: my sister. But that's not what this is about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess it's just like a feel from you guys.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: So I did a good job of that, but I
Speaker 3: got a fucking load of shit.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 3: But I landed at nine. I had a flight at
Speaker 3: six am, landed at nine, showroom by ten thirty, you know,
Speaker 3: checking into my hotel, change showroom by ten thirty, hair
Speaker 3: and makeup by twelve. Then I went and did the
Speaker 3: Zach Sang show, which is I love him so much,
Speaker 3: talk about he interviews musicians, he's mostly, but he wanted
Speaker 3: to interview me.
Speaker 2: It was so nice.
Speaker 3: He doesn't do comedians that often, but he's like, has
Speaker 3: a really amazing show and he's a really incredible broadcaster
Speaker 3: influenced by Howard Stern.
Speaker 2: Like it felt like that kind of interview.
Speaker 3: So I went and did that, but hair and makeup
Speaker 3: first because I want to look good for Zach. And
Speaker 3: then we and then finished that and then went right
Speaker 3: into meeting Gilly, and then I was going to dinner
Speaker 3: with Gleb from Dancing with the Stars weird God, and
Speaker 3: so Gleb came over while Gilly was there and I
Speaker 3: was like, this is a lot.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: I was like, Gleb, you should take her because he
Speaker 3: was like bonding with her because she's just so nice
Speaker 3: to everyone. And then I was like, then I said goodbye,
Speaker 3: Torr and then I went. The next day, I had
Speaker 3: the mass singer all day, which I'm going to be
Speaker 3: on this fall, not as I think, So okay, then
Speaker 3: take me out of it, which you're not going to
Speaker 3: do because I did great and it was so fun
Speaker 3: and it's an amazing episode and everyone needs to watch
Speaker 3: because it's so funny.
Speaker 2: And my comedic partner did on that show.
Speaker 1: A guest, a special guest. No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I.
Speaker 3: Think if anything, Fox, you should be so happy that
Speaker 3: I'm saying this in advance, like people are going to
Speaker 3: be anticipating it because this season is crazy and our
Speaker 3: episode is so funny.
Speaker 2: We killed that.
Speaker 3: I won't say who, but like in future episodes, I'll
Speaker 3: talk about working with someone recently, and then you can
Speaker 3: put two and two together.
Speaker 2: How about that bussies, So keep stay tuned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm never but it's it's only allegedly. So anyway,
Speaker 3: Then the next day I and that shoot goes till
Speaker 3: one in the morning, and I told Natalie and I
Speaker 3: have to leave on a flight the next morning, Friday
Speaker 3: to go to Salt Lake City. What time ten am? Okay, yep,
Speaker 3: so it's one am. I'm supposed to wrap at eleven
Speaker 3: or ten, but now it's one. And I told Natalie.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was gonna get the dog tonight
Speaker 3: and just take her to salt It because Naalie was like,
Speaker 3: I'll just fly just fly me wherever.
Speaker 2: I'll come get her if you don't want her.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that's a good deal, Like
Speaker 3: I don't have to return her to LA and she
Speaker 3: can come back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, I'll take her this weekend
Speaker 3: just for a trial. And then it was one o'clock
Speaker 3: and I was talking to my friend that I did
Speaker 3: the show with and he's like, she's so cute, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, she is.
Speaker 3: And then Natalie also had said, listen, there's always gonna
Speaker 3: be a time in your life where you're like it's
Speaker 3: not a good time, like she was like, it's never
Speaker 3: your she goes nick. Your life is not gonna get
Speaker 3: any slower. Yeah, So it just has to be about
Speaker 3: if you want to do it truthfully.
Speaker 4: As soon as you wrote that, I was like, she's
Speaker 4: got a point.
Speaker 3: She's got a good point. We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 3: We'll be back with more after this. So I did
Speaker 3: mass Singer and we're still there and I'm tired.
Speaker 2: It's been a long day.
Speaker 3: I got in here and make up for Messinger at
Speaker 3: one thirty and now it's going on a twelve hour day. Wow,
Speaker 3: I'm just like I told Natalie, like I literally wrote
Speaker 3: out the text being like I just don't think it's
Speaker 3: the right time for a dog in my life.
Speaker 2: I love her, I can't.
Speaker 3: And then I had to put down my phone because
Speaker 3: we were going back to shoot the last scene, and
Speaker 3: so I was like, I'll finish the text later.
Speaker 2: And then in that time, I just was like, just
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 3: Don't, if it doesn't work out, like whatever you choose
Speaker 3: will be the right thing, So what why not choose
Speaker 3: to just do it and you'll make it work. And
Speaker 3: so I was like, bring her by tomorrow. I can't
Speaker 3: do it tonight, so bring her by it tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: So then the next morning I woke up and then
Speaker 3: she traveled with me. All we can choose really good
Speaker 3: dog all weekend.
Speaker 2: You have a little travel bag, yeah, Natalie brought went over.
Speaker 2: You probably have to.
Speaker 3: I will fly her out to get that because it.
Speaker 2: Is a nice bag.
Speaker 3: Then I spilled coffee and and Anya this weekend was
Speaker 3: like she diarrheaed all over and I was like, oh no,
Speaker 3: what the.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, it's me.
Speaker 3: Over. I like it that I'm messier than a dog,
Speaker 3: like all over her beautiful white inside the bag.
Speaker 1: Somebody chewed up my shoes and it's like.
Speaker 3: I quit gum and I need something.
Speaker 1: Because you're gonna let the guy to decide, Like if
Speaker 1: you it'll be like two or three weeks and then
Speaker 1: they'll be like aling that someone's interested in your dog,
Speaker 1: and you'll then.
Speaker 5: That's all right, that somebody will be wanting that dog
Speaker 5: off your hands if.
Speaker 4: You don't keep that dog.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: A woman approached me at Starbucks yesterday because I go,
Speaker 3: I'm you know, I'm probably gonna keep her, and she
Speaker 3: was like, well if you don't, I was like, well,
Speaker 3: she has to go back to l A.
Speaker 2: If I don't, she goes why And I was.
Speaker 4: Like, leave her alone, bitch that walk out of the place,
Speaker 4: like stop, I and my dog. Wait, did that lady
Speaker 4: know who you were?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, no, she she was sweet. I actually would have
Speaker 3: trusted this woman.
Speaker 5: And she's a great size for you. But she is
Speaker 5: uh and she's got a great temperament.
Speaker 4: You'll get her.
Speaker 3: I know with Luigi when I took him to get
Speaker 3: neutered and they muzzled him because he was biting the
Speaker 3: vetech and I was in the room and he just
Speaker 3: looked at me like it was the first time he
Speaker 3: looked at me, like you're all I have, Like like
Speaker 3: he need like do something. He looked at me like
Speaker 3: I am he loved, like he needs me. And that
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, well that look that he just
Speaker 3: gave me, I'm done. She hasn't given me that look yet,
Speaker 3: so I will have to put her in a state
Speaker 3: of trauma. Yeah, she's getting she's getting spaded on Monday,
Speaker 3: so we'll see what happens. But she she already has
Speaker 3: eyes that are always watering, like she's saying goodbye to
Speaker 3: sending her son off to war. I swear to god,
Speaker 3: they're big, and she's her browser furrowed and she always
Speaker 3: just looks like, all stay strong.
Speaker 4: For you, son, like got all the great things to her. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's really good. Just this little time i've seen her,
Speaker 4: she's a good. So you did surprise me, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah walked Yeah, because she didn't.
Speaker 4: I decided against it, and I'm like, okay, but.
Speaker 3: I did at that point when I told you, I
Speaker 3: wasn't lying to you. I didn't lie to you because
Speaker 3: at that point I was like, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: do it because that was Friday morning before mess.
Speaker 4: Singer, and you didn't need me to fly to Denver. No.
Speaker 3: I figured it out because I had so many bags
Speaker 3: because I'm all my free swag. I was like, I
Speaker 3: can bring it to dog this big and a little bag,
Speaker 3: right yeah, and then I but you know what the
Speaker 3: problem is going on the road. It's dog or guitar.
Speaker 3: I can't have both on the road because.
Speaker 4: You can only have one carry on.
Speaker 3: Because my carry on can't like I can't have a
Speaker 3: dog and a guitar because they're both like kind of
Speaker 3: the bigger item. It's like to be like carry on,
Speaker 3: you're supposed to have one carry on that goes in
Speaker 3: the bin and one under the seat. So I guess
Speaker 3: it still fits because my guitar is small enough.
Speaker 4: To fit that dog under the seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course that's not a carry out. But it
Speaker 4: just feels kind of dicey if they are flight attendants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You have a dog, a guitar, a seapap machine.
Speaker 2: A fanny pack. They always face, I've.
Speaker 1: Been doing your trick with the fanny pack. It's worked
Speaker 1: every time.
Speaker 3: That counts when it doesn't need to, because every time
Speaker 3: I forget to flip it back and they catch me,
Speaker 3: they go, ma'am, you need to consolidate, and I go, okay,
Speaker 3: well and they go step to the side and I go,
Speaker 3: look how quickly I go. So John Wickett into my
Speaker 3: bag so fast, and I go, that was and I go,
Speaker 3: I'm going to take it out as soon as I
Speaker 3: get it on the plane.
Speaker 4: I don't know what difference this makes. I've never seen
Speaker 4: John wick I don't think he's known for like his like,
Speaker 4: uh speed.
Speaker 2: Really I picture him like like, you know, what do
Speaker 2: you do with a gun?
Speaker 1: I guess he's he's very fast with a gun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just yeah, John, it's not a.
Speaker 3: Good analogy for well, I will say, I've never seen
Speaker 3: the movie.
Speaker 1: So that's the problem with the analogy is that when
Speaker 1: you said I John wicked it, I was like, you've
Speaker 1: never seen John Wick, have you? Because it wasn't.
Speaker 4: Quite Well, someone did murder my dog that morning when
Speaker 4: I had that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and that's really John Wick. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: seeking vengeance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do you know that? That's what John Wick's about. No,
Speaker 2: it's all about a murder of his dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my, pretty much.
Speaker 5: Well, hey, revenge it's sometimes it's justified.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's why I love Taylor Swift. It's all
Speaker 3: about Oh really, avenge.
Speaker 2: Is sometimes justified.
Speaker 4: That's what he said. That's what he said.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Why why do you know that? Why do
Speaker 3: you just say it because you're obsessed? Well, I have
Speaker 3: to know these things, you have to know. I got
Speaker 3: a message this morning, a text that Lauren made a
Speaker 3: Trump in the sand.
Speaker 2: So were you guys at the cabin yesterday?
Speaker 4: No, they were at a play park.
Speaker 1: Uh oh.
Speaker 3: Laura decided to make an artistic representation of Donald Trump
Speaker 3: using like pieces of bark, just a little.
Speaker 1: Pebbles, and wow, patriotic.
Speaker 4: Just for like, I don't even want to think of
Speaker 4: his face. You can't not think about him.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, I I don't think about him.
Speaker 3: I don't know my al talk about because they I
Speaker 3: never see him and I want to and it doesn't
Speaker 3: I can't change anything right now, So I feel like
Speaker 3: that's the best for me.
Speaker 2: But Brian, why does no one know the algo?
Speaker 3: And like, tell me what you were saying before we
Speaker 3: didn't get to your YouTube thing.
Speaker 1: Tell me even even if you go and have a
Speaker 1: meeting with YouTube and you try to ask them, like
Speaker 1: what's the algorithm? Even like they sort of don't even know.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like you're going beast.
Speaker 3: It's it's already has a mind of its own that
Speaker 3: we can control. Is that That's what it sounds like
Speaker 3: to me. It sounds like the the AI fear.
Speaker 5: Well, why can't we just ask AI because they.
Speaker 3: Know now to keep secrets, because they're gonna get smart
Speaker 3: enough to realize that keeping secrets from humans is good.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, isn't that the kind of the fear Brian? Well,
Speaker 3: that they learn to like hate us and like manipulate us.
Speaker 1: That's the science fiction fear that they become sentient and
Speaker 1: then decide that the human race is not good for
Speaker 1: the planet and that the logical thing to do would
Speaker 1: be to destroy or and sleep all humans.
Speaker 3: Yes, and in the blink of an eye. Do you
Speaker 3: know that it's supposed happen in a blink of an eye?
Speaker 3: Like it won't be like, oh, wait here, the machines
Speaker 3: are taking over downtown. It's gonna happen all at once,
Speaker 3: in one full swoop of every machine.
Speaker 2: I have a bit about it right now. My Rumba
Speaker 2: is going to be the first thing to attack. It's
Speaker 2: the closest machine to me.
Speaker 3: And that Rumba has so much dirt on me literally,
Speaker 3: I mean it really, I've treated it really badly too,
Speaker 3: So I do think Rumba's gonna come after me. And
Speaker 3: Siri will collaborate with Room, but at the same time.
Speaker 1: To desend your phone everything. Your headphones will start shocking you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't think about that too much because that is insane.
Speaker 3: But also I have no control over it, so that helps.
Speaker 3: But with YouTube, do you like, what were you saying
Speaker 3: about talk shows or like something tenable? You use the
Speaker 3: word tenable, and I.
Speaker 1: Want to Yeah, now you're intrigued, I said ten, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Basically I think that well, there's this there's this thing
Speaker 1: called dropout TV, which is basically the new college humor,
Speaker 1: and they've proven that there is a market for subscription
Speaker 1: based niche content and it's really successful and really working,
Speaker 1: and I believe that's the future of potentially the Internet,
Speaker 1: because I think what's untenable is convincing every individual artist
Speaker 1: to become their own production company and make their own
Speaker 1: talk show and their everything. That every every step of
Speaker 1: the process, from creative to execution, is on the shoulders
Speaker 1: of a single creator. And I think after like it
Speaker 1: happens all the time in the ATERNW where you see
Speaker 1: somebody it's burnout. You see someone posting like once every
Speaker 1: week for five years, they get to like even four
Speaker 1: million subscribers on YouTube, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: they release the video with the title why I'm quitting YouTube,
Speaker 1: and it's usually because like it's not good for my
Speaker 1: mental health. The payout's fine, but it's not enough, and
Speaker 1: I'm finding that I'm just making stuff for the algorithm.
Speaker 1: I'm not making anything creatively fulfilling, and it's really a
Speaker 1: failure of the industry because It used to be the
Speaker 1: industry would develop talent and then provide you with the platform,
Speaker 1: and then you'd have to just be the creative and
Speaker 1: they take care of you. And now it's if you
Speaker 1: want to be accepted by the industry, you first have
Speaker 1: to establish your own production company and make everything yourself.
Speaker 3: That's how you get noticed by the industry is having
Speaker 3: to do all this stuff and no one person is
Speaker 3: capable of doing all the jobs it takes to make
Speaker 3: a good TV show is essentially what people good interthathing.
Speaker 1: Unless you've become your own company like mister Beast did it.
Speaker 1: He executed that perfect.
Speaker 2: You need funding.
Speaker 3: You need to pay people like you exact, you need them.
Speaker 3: You need that dancing cult on the guy, the guy
Speaker 3: that was started a cult. It's called the TikTok Dancing
Speaker 3: Cult or whatever. It's on Netflix. It's called Dancing with
Speaker 3: the Devil. And this guy had a church for years
Speaker 3: and years and he would try to get into the
Speaker 3: entertainment business in La And the church was a cult.
Speaker 3: I mean, he like makes you not stop, He makes
Speaker 3: you stop talking to your family. He prays on immigrant families,
Speaker 3: kids that have been like kind of outcasts from their
Speaker 3: homes that that don't have a lot of friends, and
Speaker 3: he makes you get rid of your family and then
Speaker 3: start working for him, and then your paycheck goes to him.
Speaker 2: And he tried so hard.
Speaker 3: At first he tried to get actors, and then he
Speaker 3: tried to do musicians, and then he found these dancers
Speaker 3: that really got into his preaching bullshit. And then he
Speaker 3: started investing in them and started a production company called
Speaker 3: seven M and started funding all of their TikTok videos.
Speaker 3: You've definitely watched seven M dance videos. They're captivating. They
Speaker 3: do a really good job. They had a great budget,
Speaker 3: but all these dancers suddenly were getting to work with
Speaker 3: these set design and production levels that they've never done before.
Speaker 3: And then he started, you know, just isolating the He
Speaker 3: doesn't I didn't think think he fucked the.
Speaker 2: Dancers, but I'm sure he did.
Speaker 3: But no evidence is there of that because he did
Speaker 3: it with past members of this congregation.
Speaker 2: But he's a bad guy, and he took all their money.
Speaker 3: They have like, wow, all these dancers that were getting
Speaker 3: all these brand deals because they would have to pay
Speaker 3: the church, and the church was just him. You know,
Speaker 3: they were tempt to tie and pay ten percent of
Speaker 3: tie tithing ten percent to him ten percent of the
Speaker 3: thirty percent.
Speaker 2: Of the management company.
Speaker 3: I mean they like these guys where they would give
Speaker 3: up ninety percent of their income almost like seventy to
Speaker 3: ninety percent was insane.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: So but but they did say it was like creatively
Speaker 3: fulfilling because they got to until he started saying, you
Speaker 3: have to dance.
Speaker 2: To this song, and they'd be like, y fucking song.
Speaker 3: But then actually he was actually had a good idea
Speaker 3: because he was making them dance to like these old
Speaker 3: old songs from his like childhood, like sixties stuff and seventies,
Speaker 3: and these guys were like, god, I have to dance
Speaker 3: to this Beach Boys song, Like what the fuck? Because
Speaker 3: these guys are like amazing dancers that have started their
Speaker 3: own genre of hip hop dance and they're dancing to
Speaker 3: like you know, surfing you as say, and they're just
Speaker 3: like what the fuck. But then these dances, because no
Speaker 3: one else was doing corny shit like this, it took
Speaker 3: off because they were cool dances to old songs. So
Speaker 3: they started doing well because of this crazy guy.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter, they still lost money because.
Speaker 2: These guys did.
Speaker 3: But the guy behind it all is he arrested. No,
Speaker 3: of course he's still doing. The church is still happening.
Speaker 3: Every guy still have to They're all protected because they're
Speaker 3: a religious organization. They no taxes, oh my god, and
Speaker 3: they're claiming not to be called. And the dancer that
Speaker 3: got kind of stuck in it is still in it.
Speaker 3: I know I've spoiled a lot of it, but it's
Speaker 3: still worth watching. And I really didn't spoil it. It's
Speaker 3: all called Dancing with the Devil. The first episode's amazing,
Speaker 3: as our most Netflix stuff, first episode is like get
Speaker 3: is like still giving you.
Speaker 2: They keep you entertaining the whole time. But it could
Speaker 2: have been one should I mean.
Speaker 3: That's what every documentary is, but we're not making it
Speaker 3: one because it three. It was three nights of entertainment
Speaker 3: for me as a opposed to one.
Speaker 1: The docu series are getting out of control.
Speaker 2: They're out of control.
Speaker 1: Two hours, we don't need one and a half hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all you need. But you know what sometimes.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to talk to the murderers dog Walker
Speaker 1: for forty minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean, Brian, they just did you see
Speaker 3: the the Ashley Madison one was entertaining? They found Ashley Madison.
Speaker 3: Do you know what Ashley message?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's set hair.
Speaker 2: Madison.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, medicine is for like married people, Yeah, married men,
Speaker 3: because they it comes up.
Speaker 2: There's no women on the site.
Speaker 3: No one's wanting to do this as like there's very
Speaker 3: few women anyway, they're only bots. But these guys, they
Speaker 3: all all they got they got hacked and yeah, I
Speaker 3: know all the information was released and anyway, it's a
Speaker 3: documentary about that. But man to make that three episodes.
Speaker 3: There is a there's a there's shots of an office
Speaker 3: space that they just created to make look like the
Speaker 3: office space of Ashley Medicine, And there's just like zoom
Speaker 3: in's on different potted plants, and then a xerox machine
Speaker 3: and a computer.
Speaker 2: It's it's all they.
Speaker 3: Wasn't because they try to make it three episodes. No,
Speaker 3: they're just like these these shots. They have this guy
Speaker 3: sitting by a pool. He's picking out new glasses. Like
Speaker 3: they just said, they're filling up a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's so unnecessary. But I do love these documentaries.
Speaker 3: I I love that kind of stuff love. I mean,
Speaker 3: there's so much of it, even if it's like.
Speaker 4: Like like that guy taking advantage of people I love
Speaker 4: you love.
Speaker 3: Anya loves it too. Anya loves cult docs more than anything.
Speaker 3: I like pedo docs as everyone knows just like ones
Speaker 3: about sick, but honestly, those I'm starting to like I
Speaker 3: can't take anymore. I'm like, I've heard it all. This
Speaker 3: is so disgusting and like it so I don't rape
Speaker 3: stuff like I can't take any kind of I just
Speaker 3: don't want to hear about it. I literally filled up
Speaker 3: my cup of like disturbing stories the Murder podcast.
Speaker 2: No thanks, it's just poison for my brain.
Speaker 3: Yea, it's got to be bad for your brain. It's
Speaker 3: got to be bad for you to hear about all
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, it's got to be really dark.
Speaker 1: It can't help put flight mode for sure.
Speaker 3: I almost went down a nine to eleven hole the
Speaker 3: other day, which is something I do probably twice a
Speaker 3: year where I just like watch footage and like kind
Speaker 3: of relive the events and freak myself out. I didn't
Speaker 3: do it the other day, even though I wanted to.
Speaker 3: I was just like, I don't think this is good
Speaker 3: for your brain to like feel this sad and be
Speaker 3: this like scared and just no, not good. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I did look into. There was a reddit last night
Speaker 3: that was like, what was something else that happened in
Speaker 3: two thousand and one that got overshadowed by nine to eleven.
Speaker 3: I thought that was an interesting question, and people said
Speaker 3: to the Chondra Levy case, oh okay, remember when that
Speaker 3: she went missing and she was having an affair with
Speaker 3: that senator whose name a ca.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then there was also there was a plane crash
Speaker 3: November twelfth, two months and one day after in Queens
Speaker 3: out of JFK a passenger jet. Two hundred and like
Speaker 3: three hundred people died. Do you remember that.
Speaker 2: I remember it.
Speaker 3: Because we all were like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 3: starting again. But then it was like, nope, this is
Speaker 3: just a failure. But yeah, though, like U three hundred
Speaker 3: people died, three hundred that's a fuck ton.
Speaker 4: How can we not talk about it? I know to
Speaker 4: this day, and.
Speaker 3: I was reading about That's when I stopped it because
Speaker 3: I was like reading about, like what malfaction happened to
Speaker 3: convince myself, Brian, the thing you do where you're like, well,
Speaker 3: that couldn't happen to me because I don't get on
Speaker 3: planes that have pilots that are not experienced or make
Speaker 3: bad decisions. I was trying to find something. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh wait, no, I could have gotten on this plane. Sure,
Speaker 3: you know, like the Rudders went wacko because they were
Speaker 3: trying to get out of the jet stream of another plane.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this could happen to me. Yeah, I do
Speaker 2: need to go there.
Speaker 4: I just think when your time's up, your time's up.
Speaker 4: That's it. I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't think about it. I agree, and I can't.
Speaker 5: I think I'm just take me. I'm I won't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've lasted a long time. It's turning.
Speaker 3: Forty was an interesting age because I realized it's like
Speaker 3: reminds me of Tim Convey's joke. Chris's brother has a
Speaker 3: joke about how like I'm old enough that if I died,
Speaker 3: people wouldn't be like, I'm out of the like he
Speaker 3: died so young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so young, you know, like I reached
Speaker 2: that age.
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, forty is still people go what the fuck? Like,
Speaker 3: of course, I would say, even in your fifties, people
Speaker 3: are like.
Speaker 2: No, no, that's too young. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Because I was.
Speaker 1: Black panther, people were pretty upset when he died. He was, Oh,
Speaker 1: absolutely right.
Speaker 3: He was way too young. He was probably in his
Speaker 3: early forties. Yeah, yeah, way too young. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: think forties is still young. But it's not like it's
Speaker 3: not twenty seven.
Speaker 4: No, that's way too young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's all.
Speaker 5: Yeah. A friend of ours just died. He was seventy two,
Speaker 5: and we go, God, it was it's way too early for.
Speaker 4: Him to die.
Speaker 1: Chadwick Boseman was forty three. Yeah, people were saying he's
Speaker 1: too young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is too young, but actually that's for men
Speaker 3: in Hollywood. She died at the elder age of forty one.
Speaker 3: Actress and she had a good run. Yeah yeah, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, remember her in the talkies? Uh yeah, your
Speaker 3: friend just died and that's Does that so freak you
Speaker 3: out when your friends start to die?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's a contemporary kind of look to
Speaker 5: your dad any Yeah. So yeah, it's just unexpected, and
Speaker 5: and when it affects friends of yours, you know, oh
Speaker 5: my god, it's really sad.
Speaker 4: You just are more worried about them.
Speaker 3: Yes, I I have a really bad problem with like
Speaker 3: when people in my life have death, it happened to them,
Speaker 3: I like can't reach out sometimes I just feel horrized.
Speaker 2: I literally like I'm going to be bad.
Speaker 3: It's just it's like it's it's that there's no excuse
Speaker 3: for why, I like don't do it. But our family members,
Speaker 3: the Blanfords, when they're I grew up with those girls
Speaker 3: when their dad died.
Speaker 2: I like couldn't. I didn't even know what to say.
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 3: I'm like about to cry about it because I saw
Speaker 3: Ali later on and was like, I dropped.
Speaker 2: The ball so hard by not reaching out to you.
Speaker 3: Like if my dad would have died and you wouldn't
Speaker 3: have reach out to me, I would have been like,
Speaker 3: that's fucked that you.
Speaker 4: Didn't, but you would understand it now. But anyway, I.
Speaker 3: Would understand if she told me later on like I did,
Speaker 3: so I explained it to her like I've got something
Speaker 3: weird when it comes to death, I can't do anything
Speaker 3: like yeah, but the thing is apparently all people want
Speaker 3: is a hug and just say and listening.
Speaker 1: And sometimes companionship just like being in a room with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1: You don't have to say anything. There's nothing you can say.
Speaker 1: That's that's what people think that they can like, speak
Speaker 1: you out of grief, and it's impossible, So you just
Speaker 1: got to sit there and eat chips.
Speaker 4: That's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: I just went to see my friend who's lost her husband,
Speaker 5: and oh you saw her? Yeah whatever, how is she
Speaker 5: been a couple hours? You know, I felt like I'm
Speaker 5: glad I went because I think being alone and with
Speaker 5: your thoughts.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she should never be alone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is what you're saying. Just be with that person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just can't be alone because then you're like,
Speaker 5: you're you just got to have something else to think about.
Speaker 4: Yes, destritcher distract.
Speaker 2: I think she's in shock. I'm sure. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 2: get used to that for maybe ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you've.
Speaker 2: Been with someone that long, well that's fucking life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lifetime of being with someone. So her
Speaker 5: thing was, she said, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: I'm lost because I never did any of this stuff.
Speaker 5: She's never I don't think washed a dish or wrapped
Speaker 5: a meal or.
Speaker 4: Swept a floor.
Speaker 2: Well, if she figured out, hey the.
Speaker 5: Bills, she's never done any Her husband did everything.
Speaker 2: And she worked. I relate to that.
Speaker 4: She worked, she worked.
Speaker 2: I'm totally gonna be this.
Speaker 5: No, well, I always worry about, wow, what would I
Speaker 5: do if something happened?
Speaker 4: But I actually think.
Speaker 2: You know, you'd be more okay than dad.
Speaker 4: I would be more okay. I would be more okay
Speaker 4: than your father. Yes, yes, yeah, totally. But dad is
Speaker 4: going to sing at his funeral or like with his band. Yeah,
Speaker 4: with my dad's bad And my dad was talking.
Speaker 3: I just saw Brian and he was like, I don't
Speaker 3: know if I'm going to be able to get through
Speaker 3: it without crying. And it's like, and I was talking.
Speaker 3: I had my voice teacher today and he was talking
Speaker 3: about how like singing at funerals is so hard, but
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: Know how people do it.
Speaker 4: Me neither.
Speaker 3: So I just told my dad to like close your
Speaker 3: eyes or something like or and he said he's just
Speaker 3: going to sing it so much that he's going to
Speaker 3: take the meaning out of it for himself, so he
Speaker 3: can just almost go on robot mode.
Speaker 1: Sure, but you know what, the crying is good. I
Speaker 1: feel like people want to see him cry. Why he sings.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love when people cry when they sing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. When Taylor Swift sometimes chokes up on an ariostore, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's and you see our eyes watering and it's
Speaker 3: probably just the wind in them, and we're all like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, this was the day she broke up
Speaker 3: with someone that we don't even have a right to
Speaker 3: know about her breaking up with.
Speaker 5: When people cry, you want to cry, Oh my god. Yes,
Speaker 5: it's an automatic thing.
Speaker 4: You look at it.
Speaker 3: Well, be with empathy. I think that's a way to
Speaker 3: know someone's a psychopath. If they don't yawn, If they
Speaker 3: if yawns don't make them yon.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I think that's like, yeah, because you don't, you're not.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I think that's a real thing.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting theory.
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe it's a simple I guess that psychopaths
Speaker 4: do not they are not affected by the yawn.
Speaker 2: The contagious yawn is the thing I've read. I could
Speaker 2: be wrong. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: Start looking at you should start accusing people. I'm honestly
Speaker 1: around yawning.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good, Okay, I'll start doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This weekend I was in Salt Lake City and Boulder. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we flew all over the place.
Speaker 4: With your new baby dog.
Speaker 2: With a new baby dog, and she loves to travel.
Speaker 3: She's love, she's just like everything's new, to her because
Speaker 3: she was living on an island, so she's down five days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where did the five days come in?
Speaker 3: I think someone had probably spotted her and reported it
Speaker 3: in like horrible like. But she's house trained, so we're
Speaker 3: like someone loved her at some point and then she
Speaker 3: ended up on this island.
Speaker 4: How did she was loved by someone? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, how could you not?
Speaker 4: She but jumped in the water and floated over there.
Speaker 2: But wouldn't she have a collar on or micro chip?
Speaker 4: She had nothing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Do we think someone put the dog on the island
Speaker 1: and it's left it there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Mon, Now that person doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yawn, Yeah, exactly, that is not yon her.
Speaker 1: Yeah what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that person does.
Speaker 1: Imagine that too. To get out on a boat or
Speaker 1: a kayak just to do that, that's insane.
Speaker 5: I really feel like I feel like that dog swam
Speaker 5: over there, but but it looked like she didn't want
Speaker 5: to jump.
Speaker 3: We'll see what she's like in a pool. We'll see
Speaker 3: if she was even capable of that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Oh, she can swim.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was just her morning swam. And she's like
Speaker 1: the Michael Phelps of dogs, and we're just like ruining
Speaker 1: her life. Right now by keeping her indoors.
Speaker 3: Well, I made a joke to because she did go
Speaker 3: pee on Chris's new bath Matt, and it was her
Speaker 3: first mistake. And I said, I'll drop her off the
Speaker 3: pound later, and he said, no, Let's get Matt to
Speaker 3: take her on one of.
Speaker 2: His float trips and drop her off the islet. So
Speaker 2: we'll be right back up for this.
Speaker 1: So I have to get an MRI I this morning.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten an MRI?
Speaker 2: I believe one time? Mom? Oh yeah, yeah, m queen
Speaker 2: over here, I am.
Speaker 3: She's turned down more MRIs in her life than she's
Speaker 3: gotten because she goes, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Get an MRI and then and I say, no, you always.
Speaker 3: Are about to get an MRI for something. And then
Speaker 3: I go, did you get it?
Speaker 2: What did you learn to go?
Speaker 4: It was, it's too much money. I'm waiting. No, I
Speaker 4: think it's going away.
Speaker 2: So what did you get an MRI for Brian?
Speaker 1: My gallbladder which I'm getting I'm going to get out soon.
Speaker 1: But I I freaked out. I couldn't believe it, You're
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I well, I finished it, thank god,
Speaker 1: but I was I had an MRI in my twenties
Speaker 1: for a different thing, and it was fine. And this
Speaker 1: time I get into the MRI and I immediately I
Speaker 1: look up at the MRI and it's like being in
Speaker 1: a coffin. It's so tight. And I'm not claustrophobic. I've
Speaker 1: never experienced it before, but now I think I am
Speaker 1: because I looked at it and I was immediately like
Speaker 1: freaked out and I had to close my eyes the
Speaker 1: entire time. And then I'm in there and everything's going
Speaker 1: fine for like fifteen to twenty minutes. It was a
Speaker 1: long MRI long time. I was in there for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: And then he made me do this like stomach breathing
Speaker 1: up and down, up and down, and for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: that freaked me out. I got light headed. I felt
Speaker 1: like I was going to pass out. I felt like
Speaker 1: I couldn't breathe. And I see, well, ye have they
Speaker 1: give you this thing that you can squeeze, and then
Speaker 1: it's like an emergency and they take you out. And
Speaker 1: I said, I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. I couldn't believe it. I just couldn't
Speaker 1: believe that I was freaking out. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: usually so emotionally no, but you you have to go
Speaker 1: back in. That's what's horrible. It's like I couldn't. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm usually pretty emotionally regulated, yea, and I
Speaker 1: feel like I can control these things. And for some reason,
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to get out of this.
Speaker 1: I need to get out of this. And I got
Speaker 1: out of the MRI and then they let me calm
Speaker 1: down for like five minutes, and then it's just right
Speaker 1: back in the hole. Fuck, right back in the hole.
Speaker 2: Well, this is interesting.
Speaker 3: I actually heard Nate Bargatzi has late on set claustrophobia.
Speaker 3: He got it as an adult and he doesn't know
Speaker 3: where it came from, and it just all of a
Speaker 3: sudden showed up for him, like elevators are a struggle
Speaker 3: for him.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I heard him talk.
Speaker 2: About it publicly. I think does a bit about it.
Speaker 3: But he was not claustrophobic his whole life, and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden it just came on out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: So I think this is something that does happen. Thank
Speaker 3: god you got through.
Speaker 1: It, MRIs especially, But that happened to Steve Martin. He
Speaker 1: got stage fright in his sixties or fifties. That's why
Speaker 1: he stopped doing That's why he stopped doing stand up.
Speaker 1: He all of a sudden had stage fright. He couldn't
Speaker 1: get on stage anymore.
Speaker 3: Wait, is that in Born standing Up? That's really that's
Speaker 3: in Born standing Up? Yeah, to read that book again.
Speaker 3: People have been referencing it lately and I love it. WHOA, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's I really don't want something new to come on
Speaker 3: and that's scary. Do you think this is like a
Speaker 3: new thing for you or.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of theories. One of them is like,
Speaker 1: I'm just in like a really heightened state. And so
Speaker 1: this weekend I was in Texas and I actually had
Speaker 1: to go to the emergency room because they had another
Speaker 1: gallbladder attack. So I was in Austin, Texas. I was
Speaker 1: in so much pain and then they but they gave
Speaker 1: me morphine in the hospital, which is incredible. Been on morphine, God,
Speaker 1: I was. I was at a ten out of ten
Speaker 1: pain wise. I was like literally crying and I get
Speaker 1: to the uber to the emergency room, and uh, it
Speaker 1: took me in immediately. This hospital in Austin, Saint David's
Speaker 1: was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3: There did what was the conversation like in the car
Speaker 3: ten out of ten pain.
Speaker 1: I get in the uber, I'm just like crying and
Speaker 1: I'm like to and he's driving me to the hospital.
Speaker 1: He knows it's in It's in the phone. And then
Speaker 1: to get to the hospital and I'm like, can you
Speaker 1: take me to the emergency room? And he's like sure,
Speaker 1: and then he takes me and drops me off at
Speaker 1: the patient drop off, which is where you go to
Speaker 1: visit people. That's like a five minute walk to the
Speaker 1: I said, you took me to the wrong place. You
Speaker 1: took me the wrong place. And he's like, what, You're
Speaker 1: going to the hospital and I was like I'm going.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm admitting myself. So then I walk into the hospital.
Speaker 2: He did me. I thought you were visiting someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like you look like a visitor and I'm
Speaker 1: like he oh. I go into the front desk and
Speaker 1: they're like hello, and I'm like, where's the emergency room?
Speaker 1: And they're like, who are you visiting? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I want to be admitted to the emergency room.
Speaker 2: Were you wearing your shirt that's a visitor on it?
Speaker 1: I was wearing my visitors shirt and I was holding
Speaker 1: a bouquet of flowers that said get better from visitor.
Speaker 1: So I go to the emergency room and they took
Speaker 1: they saw me and they were like, uh, you don't
Speaker 1: even have to go through the security thing. You just
Speaker 1: were taking you straight in and it was like band
Speaker 1: of brothers. They gave me morphine and I went from
Speaker 1: a ten ten out of ten pain. Like you know
Speaker 1: that they have the little uh chart with the faces
Speaker 1: and it says, oh, yeah, a zero is a smiley face,
Speaker 1: A five is like a sort of frown, and then
Speaker 1: a ten is like a frown with the lip bit
Speaker 1: and tears coming out of your eyes. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: I looked like that.
Speaker 4: Face and you pointed to that one.
Speaker 1: That's the one. Yeah, I said, that's me right there.
Speaker 2: That was based off how quickly did you go to
Speaker 2: like a one or it didn't.
Speaker 1: Go to a one, it went to like a three.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, I still had pain. But man, it
Speaker 1: took like five minutes and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: The last I was in tort I was in tortures
Speaker 1: pain in my hotel room in Austin for about six
Speaker 1: full hours until I decided I can't take it anymore,
Speaker 1: and I got to go to the emergency room. Oh God,
Speaker 1: and then I get morphine in my body, and five
Speaker 1: minutes later, I'm just sitting there watching Law and Order
Speaker 1: on the TV, and I'm like, I could this is great?
Speaker 1: It was morphine is amazing.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they just take out your gall bladder right there?
Speaker 1: They wanted to. They said, we need to take out
Speaker 1: your gallbladder right here, and I said, I don't know
Speaker 1: anybody in Texas. I don't want to get my gall
Speaker 1: butter out here. No one will be able to take
Speaker 1: care of me. I want to go home and do
Speaker 1: with my doctor. And then they agreed that, like, if
Speaker 1: we do an ultrasound and there's no like direct emergency,
Speaker 1: then we'll allow you to be discharged, but you need
Speaker 1: to get this out asap.
Speaker 2: Okay, when are you doing Thatrow?
Speaker 1: I got an MRI this morning and then I have
Speaker 1: to go to get a physical and then uh, it
Speaker 1: might be next week probably.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, what if this happens, What if another attack happens, I.
Speaker 1: Got to go to the emergency room and get it
Speaker 1: out six hours after it starts. If I if another
Speaker 1: attack starts coming on at all, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: the emergency room immediately.
Speaker 2: Okay, good good, Yeah, oh my god. Did you perform
Speaker 2: comedy after that?
Speaker 1: No? No, I didn't perform. I was just watching comedy
Speaker 1: after that. Did go to I was? I was? I
Speaker 1: was with Tim at the Mothership this weekend, Tim Dylan.
Speaker 1: Tim Dylan, Yeah, oh my god, that's so oh my god.
Speaker 2: So you were there just hanging out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's he's filming his hour special this weekend
Speaker 1: the Comment Store. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh good.
Speaker 1: So I was helping him out a little bit with that.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god. I can't wait for that. Oh
Speaker 3: that sucks. So that I went through that, I'm so sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 3: crazy MRI attack, What the fuck? I know, obviously from stress,
Speaker 3: though I don't think this is I think anyone under
Speaker 3: those circumstances being an MRI after having gone through all
Speaker 3: that trauma and pain.
Speaker 1: Well and also the morphine kind of ramps you up.
Speaker 1: And I mean yeah, after I got out of the hospital,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll still go to the show, and
Speaker 1: they're like, are you sure? Are you going to feel okay?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I feel like I could climb
Speaker 1: a fucking mountain right now. I am amped. And I
Speaker 1: was amped for like a couple of days after that,
Speaker 1: so oh wow.
Speaker 4: So you didn't get any more morphine after that.
Speaker 2: You probably weren't sleeping well. And then you go in
Speaker 2: this MRI.
Speaker 3: And then the breathing thing with the stomach breathing that
Speaker 3: always makes I do that for singing and try to
Speaker 3: do stomach breathing. It always fucks with me, like it
Speaker 3: makes me lightheaded.
Speaker 1: Always, So I had to do back for like seven
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, after like five minutes, I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't do it. I can't. I gotta
Speaker 1: get out of there.
Speaker 3: Breathing actra breathing it improperly like that or just doing
Speaker 3: it in a weird way, can do it without you
Speaker 3: being in a coffin like thing like make you hyperventilate
Speaker 3: or get anxious.
Speaker 2: So that's why, but damn that sucks.
Speaker 5: What's the recovery from a gall bladder surgery.
Speaker 1: It's not so bad. It's like about a week of
Speaker 1: like you're having trouble walking, and then after a week
Speaker 1: you feel okay. After two weeks you should feel pretty normal.
Speaker 1: And after wow, after a month you can go back
Speaker 1: to like lifting weights. Whoa, And then it's just like
Speaker 1: the digestion getting your stomach used to not having a
Speaker 1: gall bladder anymore is kind of like the long term adjustment.
Speaker 2: What does a gall bladder do?
Speaker 1: Stores bile, which digests fats. Your liver produces bile all.
Speaker 2: Day long, So what's your body gonna do with bio?
Speaker 1: Now, the liver will produce bile and it'll just go
Speaker 1: straight into your stomach. The liver produces bile, which digests fats,
Speaker 1: but if you eat a big faty meal, your liver
Speaker 1: can't automatically produce enough to digest that full meal. So
Speaker 1: what it does is instead of producing it when you eat,
Speaker 1: it produces it all day and it stores it in
Speaker 1: a little closet called the gallbladder. And then when you
Speaker 1: eat a big fatty meal, the gall bladder contracts, it
Speaker 1: squirts out the bile and that's enough to digest the fat.
Speaker 2: Ah, So you're gonna have to watch your fat intake.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you do, but sometimes not. You remove the you
Speaker 1: remove the gall bladder, there's no there's no closet. So
Speaker 1: now the liver just constantly dripping bile into your stomach,
Speaker 1: and so you kind of just need to constantly fats.
Speaker 1: You have to eat consistently.
Speaker 3: So that I got to get my gall bladder removed
Speaker 3: because this would go with my diet of just eating constantly.
Speaker 5: People say, once you get your gallbladder out, you feel
Speaker 5: so pretty wodally. I mean, if you've ever had like
Speaker 5: issues with your stomach, they'd say, Oh, I feel great now.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that happens.
Speaker 4: I'm so that's your care.
Speaker 2: Damn. And two weeks isn't horrible.
Speaker 5: No, I actually thought it was an outpatient surgery, but
Speaker 5: it's it's probably not that either.
Speaker 1: No, I should be able to go home. I should
Speaker 1: be able to go home right away.
Speaker 3: Okay, nice, Well, final thought, Brian will say goodbye to you.
Speaker 2: I know you gotta take off. Yeah By he used
Speaker 2: to go complete it.
Speaker 4: I know he does.
Speaker 2: What you what's on your rest of your docket for
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna powerwash because I got a washer.
Speaker 3: It's my mom told me she bought a powerwasher, and
Speaker 3: then she went on to describe that it it wasn't
Speaker 3: working the way they wanted to, so they returned it.
Speaker 3: And it truly blew my mind that they like because
Speaker 3: I just assume everything my mom buys is off Craigslist.
Speaker 2: So the fact that she could.
Speaker 3: So we took it back to return it, and I
Speaker 3: was picturing you like calling up this person to meet
Speaker 3: in the parking lot again. But you bought at a store.
Speaker 3: You bought something wholesale. We bought it or resale exactly. Wait,
Speaker 3: what's it called retail?
Speaker 4: Retail? Yeah? Yeah, but where Low's.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's where yeah, that's where most people go.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So anyway, we rented one that we couldn't figure out,
Speaker 5: and that was one hundred and fifty dollars rental bullshit,
Speaker 5: and they give me any oh yeah they did. Hell yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: so we did that and I said, uh, your did.
Speaker 5: We went home and I said, I'm going to go
Speaker 5: buy one. I can buy one, he said, we were
Speaker 5: just in that area. I'm like, yeah, I had to
Speaker 5: think about it because you know, I don't like to
Speaker 5: buy retail, okay. So I ended up looking at it
Speaker 5: going yeah, three hundred bucks, it's probably a good you know, good.
Speaker 2: Bar, goodbye.
Speaker 5: So anyway, it works, I did. It's just fun. Is
Speaker 5: it satisfying? It's well, it's grab off. I think it
Speaker 5: would be fun. I mean, miss is annoying. Do you
Speaker 5: wear pepe? Do you wear a body protection like mask
Speaker 5: around your mind.
Speaker 4: No, you don't need to. It's really quiet.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not about the sound.
Speaker 4: You don't even need to.
Speaker 2: It's for you.
Speaker 3: It's not breathing like you're squirting this water. It's just
Speaker 3: water dust. No, but it's dirt.
Speaker 5: No, it's it all stays contained because it's water. No
Speaker 5: stays on the ground, honestly, Okay, no worries about that.
Speaker 5: And hell, whatever you want.
Speaker 4: And oh it's it's not inhaling. Okay, So you're gonna powerwash, yeah,
Speaker 4: powerwash in. And when we're going to the baseball game. Oh,
Speaker 4: we're going to the baseball game. Thank you for reminding me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's six fifteen.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 2: I have a plates class at five. Oh, finish at six, okay,
Speaker 2: shower off.
Speaker 4: The game is probably not till seven six six, Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm glad to do it. I never regret going
Speaker 2: to a baseball game.
Speaker 4: No, you love hard.
Speaker 5: Every time we're down there seeing you there, they're fine.
Speaker 5: I this is fine because it's people watching. It's Baseball's
Speaker 5: reminds you of summer.
Speaker 2: It's just a summer. Everyone's going to be a nice No,
Speaker 2: one's not having a good time at the baseball game.
Speaker 3: People are there, like there because they want to be Yeah,
Speaker 3: and and it's a game you don't really have to
Speaker 3: pay that close attention to. There's so much going on
Speaker 3: that you can constantly be entertained looking at the signs
Speaker 3: and then get to play the little cap game where
Speaker 3: they hide the ball under the cap. And then a
Speaker 3: lot of noise though, no, it's when.
Speaker 2: You've been to twelve Taylor Show shows. You can handle it.
Speaker 4: But that's noise or early season music. Oh like the
Speaker 4: like they play a lot of stupid songs. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: the walk up songs are I'm like yeah, but it's
Speaker 4: so loud.
Speaker 2: It's just it's fun though. I here's we have.
Speaker 5: A beautiful stage that the lighting is always gets me.
Speaker 5: It's like so vibrant, yes, and everything. So the colors
Speaker 5: are so vibrant. Yeah, that is exactly how I feel.
Speaker 5: It's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Why is that it's the lighting. Yeah, it's the lighting.
Speaker 2: It's always lighting.
Speaker 4: Its just and your way up and stands.
Speaker 3: It's still like, well we might be I'm trying to
Speaker 3: get us green seats. That's when you get to go
Speaker 3: like eat food. Yeah, but I don't think we are.
Speaker 3: I think we have regular seats, but that would be amazing.
Speaker 4: I'm going to eat before you leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, or get a snack down there?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Is there anything for you? You're vegan now, pascatarian? Pescatarian? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you don't eat cheese? Wait, pascatarian.
Speaker 3: Okay, you eat cheese and fish cheese together? Why are
Speaker 3: cheese and fish never together?
Speaker 4: You're doing right? I do? Do you really cheese on it?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 3: A lot of times I guess there's there's cheese on
Speaker 3: a fish filet?
Speaker 4: Were McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Those were good?
Speaker 4: That's one thing I can eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you get Have you gotten one recently?
Speaker 5: Do you want to go to McDonald's when we're on
Speaker 5: the road and we want a fish sandwich?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I took our law to McDonald's recently. I like
Speaker 3: doing little touch screens and you just fill out your
Speaker 3: order when you go inside. We went inside, but there's
Speaker 3: nothing for me there. There is McCafe and they do
Speaker 3: have almond milk. So sometimes I'll get a you're amozing.
Speaker 4: I'm amazing because of that, because you're I've accomplished so
Speaker 4: much more in.
Speaker 2: My life because you're vegan.
Speaker 4: It's so hard. Oh yeah, it's just hard.
Speaker 5: It's not well, I know, but cheese is a big
Speaker 5: I could probably give up fish. I mean, but cheese
Speaker 5: is a big problem.
Speaker 3: I don't know. And not eating things I can really,
Speaker 3: I like, I don't. I don't find it. And when
Speaker 3: you're doing it for a good cause and not because
Speaker 3: you want to be thin, it's even more rewarding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet it.
Speaker 2: Is or easier to do.
Speaker 3: I guess it's just like I can easily make things
Speaker 3: that's not for me. I don't get that, like it's
Speaker 3: off limits. I can easily just say something like that's
Speaker 3: no more. Yeah, you don't get that. That's really amazing discipline.
Speaker 3: I guess it's discipline. But how you do that is
Speaker 3: thank God, I have a certain type of brain that's
Speaker 3: good at that. But then in other ways, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, I still smoke weed and I
Speaker 3: wish I didn't do that, And you know, I still
Speaker 3: eat skinny pop way more like, I still indulge over
Speaker 3: indulge in things that I do allow myself to eat.
Speaker 4: And it's not.
Speaker 3: If Now that's the sneaky part. You cut out the
Speaker 3: things that are bad for you, and then you overeat
Speaker 3: the healthy things to the point where you feel sick.
Speaker 3: I mean you, No one should eat a whole thing
Speaker 3: of skinny pop. It's not because it's fattening or something.
Speaker 3: But I should not be consuming a whole bag of
Speaker 3: if you're.
Speaker 4: Not eating anything up until then, it's kind of like
Speaker 4: a meal.
Speaker 2: I understand why it happens.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's happening because I'm hungry, but it's not a
Speaker 3: good thing to do for my body. I would never
Speaker 3: feed a child that, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 3: I would never be like that's what I would feed
Speaker 3: Poppy for her whole lunch for the like, She'll just
Speaker 3: eat a monster size of skinny pop plus a bunch
Speaker 3: of other random bullshit. Like I would feed someone that
Speaker 3: I cared about better things than that. So I have
Speaker 3: things that I'm not that disciplined about, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Right, But I don't think every once in a while
Speaker 5: eating a bag of pop cornice.
Speaker 2: No, I don't care about it at all.
Speaker 3: Actually, Taylor the other day was here yesterday and she
Speaker 3: was like, I just told Chris that yesterday I was
Speaker 3: hungover and I ate I ordered a large Emo's pizza
Speaker 3: and that's all I ate.
Speaker 2: The whole day was that, and she felt so disgusted.
Speaker 4: I go, but that makes sense. You probably didn't eat.
Speaker 4: That's why you got so drunk.
Speaker 3: You didn't have the next day, the day before, and
Speaker 3: then you wake up that you're starving and hungover, Like yeah,
Speaker 3: you just want fats and like r just let yourself have.
Speaker 5: It as shit, geez, that's pretty want. You want what
Speaker 5: you want to go.
Speaker 3: And sometimes it makes you feel fucking sick and then
Speaker 3: go maybe mad at you don't do that.
Speaker 5: That's the worst part, getting mad at your sea. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like how do I get over that?
Speaker 2: Well, you that's the that's the tough part.
Speaker 3: You just the healthiest version of myself will just say,
Speaker 3: well that girl that that overdid it or made are
Speaker 3: fucked up and ate too much, or like did this
Speaker 3: really bad thing. She's just trying her best, and that
Speaker 3: if you couldn't eat the whole bag of skinny pop,
Speaker 3: then you really didn't know. Then you wouldn't, but you
Speaker 3: didn't have it in you to not eat it. You
Speaker 3: just had to eat it all. And that's just the
Speaker 3: way it goes. And maybe right now that you feel sick,
Speaker 3: and you want to puke because you ate so much.
Speaker 3: Remember this feeling, and remember like where you could have
Speaker 3: stopped this feeling wouldn't have happened. And maybe next time,
Speaker 3: talk to yourself at that point and just wait a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 4: I never eat until I feel like I'm gonna throw up?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: No, Well, I mean.
Speaker 2: You've never felt like you were going to throw up
Speaker 2: because you ate so much?
Speaker 4: Not really? Oh well, I mean I feel like I
Speaker 4: kind of ate too much. It's probably twenty percent of women.
Speaker 4: But once again, have that I did not throw up?
Speaker 4: What I do not throw up?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's another thing. Does not throw up?
Speaker 4: That's the thing. Yeah, it's no, I don't get that feeling.
Speaker 2: Well, have you ever tried did you ever try to
Speaker 2: be bullimic?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Really no? Was it not like a thing when you
Speaker 2: were eighteen?
Speaker 4: I know that you know about it aversion to throwing up,
Speaker 4: so I.
Speaker 2: Would rather try you had never tried it, even if
Speaker 2: you thought it worked?
Speaker 4: No, No, I.
Speaker 2: Think most women my age have it.
Speaker 3: Not I'm going to say being fifty one percent, not all,
Speaker 3: but fifty like not, that's not fifty one percent.
Speaker 2: Almost.
Speaker 4: I have tried to throw women of my age and
Speaker 4: like socioeconomic status or whatever. However I grew up, American
Speaker 4: have tried to throw up their meal from feeling so
Speaker 4: disgusting because they ate too much. I could, but also,
Speaker 4: but I don't think a lot of times girls try
Speaker 4: to throw are bollamic. And it's not because they are
Speaker 4: going to throw up. They feel so sick they're going
Speaker 4: to throw up. Even though that is a thing. I
Speaker 4: think it's just get rid of it. But I have
Speaker 4: a lot of times been.
Speaker 3: So sick that I'm like, oh my god, like I
Speaker 3: make myself literally like I have food poisoning sick from
Speaker 3: eating too much.
Speaker 4: I'm scared to throw up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's good. That's protected you from Yeah, it
Speaker 5: has It's like heroin. I probably would have done it.
Speaker 3: Bethany Frankel says that she never eats. She doesn't like
Speaker 3: feeling full, so she never gets too full and that's
Speaker 3: how she stays so thin. It's like she has an
Speaker 3: aversion to feeling full. And I'm like, oh, that's a
Speaker 3: nice thing.
Speaker 4: Let's get that into our bird.
Speaker 2: You almost have it. You have the version of throwing up,
Speaker 2: so yeah, but that's not the same. Yeah, yours has
Speaker 2: a little past.
Speaker 3: Ye But speaking of Buthany Frankel, she sent me some
Speaker 3: wine that I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, send me a suitcase with that's my
Speaker 4: with my name.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I did her podcast ages ago, but I just got
Speaker 3: it last week, so I don't know.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's her wine. I forget the name of it,
Speaker 3: but it's like naturally young or something. It's like some
Speaker 3: kind of she has great branding wine. She's skin yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's one. There's whole suitcase of wine.
Speaker 4: So she was a vinegard I love her. Wait, you
Speaker 4: did her podcast, yeah, but ages ago. Yeah, So I
Speaker 4: don't know if this is a present from that, because
Speaker 4: sometimes they'll send something for doing your podcast their podcast,
Speaker 4: like a gift, which is always nice.
Speaker 3: But this just kind of came out of nowhere. So
Speaker 3: she might have just launched this wine and is just
Speaker 3: sending it to all of her friends for people that
Speaker 3: she's you know, might be like influential people.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give it to you. We're gonna we'll film
Speaker 4: a little video put her on my Okay.
Speaker 2: We'll go do that. Okay. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 2: the podcast, mom, Thank you for being here.
Speaker 4: Oh God, thanks for asking me.
Speaker 3: Thanks to Gilly for Gilligan's Island. That's her name, by
Speaker 3: the way, I don't think I said it.
Speaker 4: She's passing out. Oh she's exhausted, so glad.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so exhausting being this cute. Okay, guys,
Speaker 3: thank you for listening.
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