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Speaker 1: You're listening. Chap On is Elvis in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: best weekend plans, Gandhi weekend plans. I do have some.

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Speaker 1: a kissing cousin? No, you know, in Scary's family they

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Speaker 1: are we playing this song? I don't want to hear

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Speaker 1: them shiver you know what? Straight night? And I noticed

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Speaker 1: Oh no, wonder you're serious? Hello? Yeah? Are you over

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Speaker 1: So why are you calling all the way from China

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Speaker 1: What's going on all right, so much stuff is going on.

418
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Speaker 1: So Cardi B is admitting we all kind of wondered

419
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 1: after seeing her ripped body, what is going on? Did

420
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,679
Speaker 1: you work out what happened? No, she got liposuction, and

421
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,400
Speaker 1: she told everybody in true Cardi B style on stage. Yeah,

422
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 1: she said, you know, I shouldn't have been moving around

423
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 1: so much. She performed at the Beal Street Festival last week.

424
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 1: She said, I shouldn't be moving around so much. It's

425
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 1: gonna f up my lightpo. She also said, it's a

426
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 1: way longer process than you think. You think you're just

427
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 1: gonna go in and boop it's done. No, it's three

428
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 1: to four months of recovery. As our boy Greg Tea

429
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,120
Speaker 1: seems to know. Yeah, great Tea had LiPo. He doesn't

430
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: look anything like Cardi B. He does. That's pretty good,

431
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 1: all right. Offset reportedly caught in the middle of a

432
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 1: drive by at his studio a couple of nights ago.

433
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 1: So he was not injured, and they don't know if

434
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 1: he was even the target, but he was at a

435
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 1: studio in Atlanta recording some music when somebody rolled by

436
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: and shot the place up. By the time the cops

437
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,200
Speaker 1: got there, he was gone. There's a report that one

438
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,439
Speaker 1: person was actually injured that shot in the leg. They

439
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: haven't been able to find anybody. They don't know who

440
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 1: the suspects are, but there was damage to cars and

441
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: damage to the facade of the building. So far, that's

442
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: all we know. Living in a world where there's drive

443
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 1: by shootings, it's got to be a little tense. Yeah,

444
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that. But he seems to be

445
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 1: all right, So we'll find out more about that, I'm

446
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 1: sure as the time goes on. Kevin Kanye West, apparently

447
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 1: their surget went into labor yesterday. This is going to

448
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 1: be baby number four. Yes, it's a boy. We know

449
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 1: that they had the little baby shower not long ago.

450
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: And Kim Kardashian, we know is secretly working behind the scenes.

451
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: She's released all these prisoners with her legal team, and

452
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 1: now she showed up for one of them with a

453
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 1: guy who was specializing in tattoo removal because she wants

454
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: to help this former prisoner get the tattoos off of

455
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: his face so that he can restart his life and

456
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 1: start to get a different job and really be a

457
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 1: better person. So good for them, all right. Miley Cyrus

458
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: finished her new album. Did you guys know this? She

459
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: played it for our iHeart people. Yeah, she went up

460
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: town and played it for everyone. Yeah, and she said

461
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 1: and I well they freaking flipped flipped to That was

462
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: the quote. So we don't know the name of it.

463
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: We don't have a release date. It's her seventh album,

464
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: does her Miley Cyrus? Yeah, it's all good till she's

465
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: sitting here in here and you guys ask me to

466
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: do it in front of her. That was funny. I

467
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 1: don't think she was impressed by that. As we talked

468
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: about a little bit earlier, Ariana Grande is the new face.

469
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,199
Speaker 1: Hold on, is Miley Cyrus here or did she do

470
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: it for the I Heart people in Los Angeles? She

471
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 1: did it for the I Heart people, it said after

472
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: the met gala. So I don't know. I would imagine

473
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 1: it was here. If you're in town, Miley. If you're

474
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 1: not here seeing us, then shame on you. Dang it, Miley.

475
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: Do you think my impression has driven her away? Miley,

476
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: come see us. We want to talk about your album.

477
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: It will be great. Ariana Grande is the new face

478
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: of as Greg t calls it, Givenci or as everyone

479
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 1: else calls it Von she she is going They release

480
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: a little ad campaign and said guess who, and it's

481
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: her in shadows, but you can totally tell that it's

482
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: Ariona Grande. So if you're a big fan of that,

483
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 1: she's on the way with it. Rapper Nipsey Hustle's Marathon

484
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: clothing store, which everybody has desperately been trying to keep open,

485
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: ordering clothing, trying to show up, It is going to

486
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: shut down, at least temporarily. All this stuff will still

487
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: be available online if you want to get it, but

488
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: the actual physical store will be closing soon. Rita Aura

489
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 1: your girl, Elvis, she's had some interesting stuff going on.

490
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: I didn't even know this, but apparently her accountant got

491
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: found guilty of robbing her of three point one million

492
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: dollars really three point one million dollars, Yeah, and he

493
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 1: spent it on a membership to a Tottenham Hotspur football

494
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 1: club and Star Wars memorabilia. I was like, I could

495
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: see Brodie doing that. Wow. Can you imagine someone is

496
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: there to protect you and your money and they're managing

497
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: you and they steal three million dollars? I cannot That

498
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: sounds awful. But he is going to serve The sentence

499
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: was five to eight months. My man, Alex Trebek is

500
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: filming Jeopardy and we know he's going through treatment for

501
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: pancreatic cancer. He said filming the last season was pretty

502
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 1: torturous for him. He said that there were times where

503
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: he would be on the floor in the dressing room

504
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 1: writhing in pain. There were times he was even crying,

505
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: but he got fifteen minutes. They'd give him a fifteen

506
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 1: heads up. He would get it together and go out

507
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: and perform. And he is now wearing a hair piece

508
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 1: as well. He's a class act. I love Alexa. Trubek

509
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: is one of those people. He's so smart you just

510
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: don't want to be You don't want to be caught

511
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: in a room alone with him because he's just way

512
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 1: too smart. Yeah, he's a genius. I love him. I

513
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: love how he gets so snarky when people get things wrong.

514
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: He's like, oh no, not even cloth. I'm so sorry. Yeah,

515
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: who is a class acting? Who is a Trabecuh? Do

516
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: you have more? I have whatever you want? You go

517
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: way longer than Daniel. Oh, I can short that up.

518
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: We can be done long as she's going for a while. Sorry, guys,

519
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,959
Speaker 1: he's trying to get it all in. Detective Pikachu's out

520
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: this weekend as well, so you won't stop. Also, the

521
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: Jonas Brothers on Saturday Night Live, Hey you know what.

522
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: And also they're kicking off their tour in Miami and

523
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: those tickets go him sell today. I believe right, Froggy,

524
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: is it right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you're exactly yea, yeah,

525
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: all right. We're all jealous of Froggy. He's going to

526
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: Disney World this weekend, and I am so excited. I

527
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: cannot wait. I got my fast passes, all book, I

528
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: got Miami Magic Band already. I'm gonna stay home and

529
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: do squat. Oh nice. Also, can we smit back out

530
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: this weekend? Would you stop it? Would you please stop

531
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 1: doing it so much? He's given us way too much.

532
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: Today is National clean up your Room Day. I think

533
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: I may do that. Oh, it's very important. It's Military

534
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 1: Spouse Appreciation Day, big one. I've always said that if

535
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: you are the spouse of someone serving in the military,

536
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 1: you are serving as well. Your own family is we

537
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: appreciate you. It's nationale It's National Shrimp Day. I'm so excited.

538
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. This day makes me feel attacked. Why

539
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: because everyone has called me a shrimp my whole life.

540
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: You're not a shrimp anyway. Here's the thing. I can't

541
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: eat shrimp or lobster or crab when Alex is around

542
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: because he's highly, highly allergic. Right, if I eat shrimp

543
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: and then just give him a kiss on the cheek,

544
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: he'll blow up like a big old pupperfish. Wow. So

545
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 1: I don't see him until tomorrow. So I'm gonna go

546
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: shrimp crazy tonight. It's gonna be shrimp tastic. Give yourself

547
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: a case of the gelts. Monday. I'm gonna have a

548
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 1: shrimp buffet. Give me the list of shrimp dishes. Shrimp,

549
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: a touffet, fried shrimp, shrimp cocktail. I'm gonna have ump shrimp,

550
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 1: scampy boiled shrimp. I'm gonna have to shrimp tempora. Oh yes,

551
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: shrimp fradyvel curry, shrimp, curried shrimp, shrimp, shrimp salad. I'm

552
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: gonna have a shrimp salad, shrimp. I'm gonna have shrimp.

553
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some shrimp on the barbie. Yes, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp,

554
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: shrimp tacos. God, if you're a shrimp, you better run

555
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: with all your little legs. What Greg, what do you

556
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: what are those enormous shrimp called different Italy? They're humodous

557
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: like langostein. Okay, langostein. You could have those? Those are shrimp,

558
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: Well they are, They're just large shrimp. Yeah, the listens.

559
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,199
Speaker 1: You know what if I could, I would breed a shrimp. Yes,

560
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: it's like five hundred pounds and make shrimp roasts. I

561
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: would make shrimp steaks and put them on the grill.

562
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: I love shrimp that much, but I want it breaded

563
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: and fried. Want to see the ones you forgot? Yes,

564
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: far shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can

565
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: mulvecu let, rawlet, bake it, salte it days on, shrimp klats,

566
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: shrimp creole, shrimp, gumbo and fry, deep fry, stir fry,

567
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: spine apples, shrimp, lemon, shrimp, coconut shrimp. I forgot a

568
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: coconut shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes,

569
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: shrimp burger, shrimp salwich. That's that's about it. He is

570
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: Bubba gumps don't open on Times Square. I saw it

571
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: the other day. It is still there. Yeah, damn it

572
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: to hell. I'm going to Bubba Gumps today. There you go,

573
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: order all the shrimp. I want everything. Yeah. Have I

574
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: gone on on shrimp and grits. Oh, that's a good one.

575
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. We love shrimp, all right.

576
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait for National Cheese Day. Oh yeah, you

577
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: did it? Naw, you do all right. So you know,

578
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: Danielle is totally fine with us talking about her her

579
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: colin oscarpi. She's having Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yep.

580
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: Can you know what they do prepare for colonoscopy. You

581
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: have to go to a day of drinking this goop

582
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: and it's stuff and stuff just kind of just washes

583
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: out of here. I actually didn't know that I found

584
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: this out. I didn't know it was such a process.

585
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: And I love that. Yeah, it is quite the process.

586
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: And I've done it three times now and it makes

587
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: a little cranky because you got to be near a

588
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: toilet and you can't eat you can't eat bo. Yeah,

589
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: but I love that we live in a day and

590
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: age we can do a show. We can talk about

591
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: just about anything. So we have Nate calling in from

592
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: a Barry, Vermont. How are you doing, Nate? Pretty good?

593
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: How are you guys were doing. Okay, so you're not

594
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: getting a colonoscopy, You're getting a wet today. Um, it's

595
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: a vasectomy day. Good for you. What if you're responsible?

596
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: And well, so why did you decide to get a vazectomy?

597
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: Oh well, Um, me and my wife was told that

598
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: we couldn't have kids and we had a miracle baby.

599
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: So I think it's time. So I got it. Yeah,

600
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna go in there and snip snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,

601
00:29:53,760 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: snip snip everywhere they get the vas devons and they

602
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: I think, do they tied in a knot? I mean,

603
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: how do they do it? They carterize it, Yeah, they

604
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: carterize it. Yeah. Well, are you a little nervous about

605
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: having someone under the hood. I'm not gonna I'm not

606
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: gonna lie a little bit nervous, but it's it's time.

607
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: We don't need me any more surprises. Yeah, if it

608
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: makes you feel any better. A guy that I used

609
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: to work with got one on the air, So it's

610
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: not that crazy of a procedure. You can do it

611
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: on the air. You'll be okay. You have to sit

612
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: on ice great tea had he said on Frozen peas.

613
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: Yes I did. Yes, I will say, where you really

614
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: get the pain is when they have to put the

615
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: knee man. Sure, yeah, he's over. They're laughing. It's true.

616
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: Be nice. I'm so sorry. Hey, Nate, best of luck

617
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: and break a vas deference and thank you, thanks for listening,

618
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: thanks for sharing. I love that we could share these things. Yea.

619
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: You know in the old days, we couldn't talk about

620
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,719
Speaker 1: getting uh well, the procedure I had done on my stomach,

621
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: the gastric sleeve. Really, I came out of the shoot

622
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: just screaming about it. I loved it. But a lot

623
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: of celebrities had it done. They're like they just go

624
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: away and come back fifty pounds lighter, Like I just

625
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Speaker 1: went on a diet. No you didn't. Yeah, you had

626
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Speaker 1: a gastric sleeve, right. And also I had, you know,

627
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Speaker 1: because I had the big turkey chin huh. I had

628
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Speaker 1: a nice facelift done. I don't care. I'll talk about it.

629
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Speaker 1: You look great. I think it's great when people talk

630
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Speaker 1: about it, and it's irresponsible when people don't talk about it,

631
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: like some of the Kardashians. You can't squat your way

632
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: to that butt. Ladies don't lie yeah, I haven't moved

633
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: a rib. I'm going to remove. What are you doing

634
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: this weekend? I'm having a rib removed. I'd like to

635
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: know why, because I can have a better waisteline. Oh

636
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Speaker 1: that's why. Okay. Anyway, we do a one thousand dollars

637
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Speaker 1: free money phone tap. It's worth a thousand dollars. That's

638
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Speaker 1: why we call it that. It's coming up in thirty minutes. Hey,

639
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: did I mention it Friday? Oh my gosh. Now, between

640
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641
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642
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643
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Speaker 1: Slash Elvis Mew Yeah, I love it. Loving the new

646
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: ed Sharon Justin Bieber song Sheeber. I love that song.

647
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna play it all day. We call him Baron,

648
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: call him Baron, Okay, Edward like that? I like that.

649
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 1: You know what it's all about? Pizza today. I went

650
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: off on shrimp earlier. Yea. Last night I was in home.

651
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: I called up one of my places that's in my neighborhood,

652
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: Ruby Rossa, and they brought a pizza over. And I

653
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: woke up at three this morning, couldn't sleep. Of course

654
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: I had to have a slice. Of course. Then I

655
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: get to work and this beautiful pizza is waiting for

656
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: us from VII Pizza. It looks amazing. I haven't gotten

657
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: out to get it yet, but I want something. Gondhi, Hello,

658
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: you better hurry. I know it's gonna go fast. They

659
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 1: were on Bella Belle Boulevard over in Bayside, Queens. Nancy

660
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: and Gina are here. This place has been around for

661
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: sixty years. Is one of those old school New York

662
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: pizza places. It's so good, it's so perfect. I could

663
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: eat pizza every day. It smells heavenly. It is. Yeah,

664
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: it's real. It's outrageous, scary, scary, it's on another level,

665
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: says Scary Jones. It really is good pizza. I don't

666
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: know about you. I get every single that couldn't you

667
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: every day? I really could. There's so many different variations

668
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: you can have storm pizza. Put it all together. Uh

669
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: yeah you could? Yeah, absolutely all right. Where is Rock Sand?

670
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: She's right here, Rock Sand this happened to me. It

671
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: scares the hell. I mean, good morning. You went to,

672
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: uh do your morning ritual. Well, you do coffee at

673
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: the same time in your kitchen every morning, right, I do,

674
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: I do, and I do it in the dark so

675
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't bother my family. Right, So you went into

676
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: the the curing machine, the k cup machine, whatever it is. Right,

677
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: And what happened this morning, Well, a little light was

678
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: blinking because it eats some water. And when I was blinking,

679
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: I noticed something in the little water holder. But there

680
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: were about a million ants. A million you know. Here's

681
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: the thing. Ants. I mean, they travel together in is

682
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: it a pack? They're like party girls? Is colony a

683
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: colony of ants or an army? And they all travel together,

684
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: and so they all come together and they leave together.

685
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: And so you're still a little bad. I grabbed the

686
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: whole family, but it was I couldn't do it. How

687
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: did you pull a Titanic on them? Oh no, please,

688
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: animal rights people, don't get mad. She killed a million ants.

689
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm already have sent stop it. Yeah, yeah, we noticed

690
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: this the other day. They all came out from under

691
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: this little staircase near our kitchen, rocks and They're all there,

692
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: like like billions of them. It looked like what fire

693
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: festival should have looked like. Fire ants. Terrifying. And then

694
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: I didn't have any any ants brace or I used

695
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: glass plus. Oh my god, it did work. It worked.

696
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: And then and then I woke up in the middle

697
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: of night in their back. And then you wake up

698
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: the next day and they're all gone and nowhere to

699
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,479
Speaker 1: be seen. It's it's their mysterious little little efforts. Yeah,

700
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: they're so small, but together their alarming. So so you

701
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: went into a panic with all a billion ants near

702
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: your curing machine. What did you do? Well? I immediately

703
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: put the water trap in the sink, but then they

704
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: all started crawling on my hands and really panicked. Washed

705
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: the water and wash them up, and I went to

706
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: dunk In. Yeah, I just for my husband. I just

707
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: love aunts. They're not gonna hurt you, but it's just,

708
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: you know, the feeling of them all crawling on my

709
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: hands I did not like. Yeah. So so Alex went

710
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: to the drug the drug store, the hardware store, and

711
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: he got this tube. It looks like toothpaste. It's like

712
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: this ant goop and you're like you line line it

713
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: up under your cabinets and stuff on the floor, and

714
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: they apparently they eat it, and they take it back

715
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: to the colony and they all eat it. Then they

716
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: all perish. Oh all right, I'm not going home without it. Yeah,

717
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: go get some of that ant toothpaste, whatever it's called.

718
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: I think we love for teachers this week. I'm a

719
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: music teacher. I'm going to school. Oh, a music teacher.

720
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: Now what grade do you teach? I teach first through

721
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: fourth grade. It's real good fun. That's when they're so young.

722
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: They still play the recorder. Oh my god, they're so cute.

723
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: I love the recorder. It doesn't get much love, but

724
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, the recorder. The recorder doesn't get

725
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: loved because it sounds awful. I feel like it might

726
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: be in that new Justin Bieber song, I need to

727
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: have a recorder. Did you hear did you hear the

728
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: sound of great Tea's daughter playing the recorder? Yes? I

729
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: thought she was doing a great job. Oh my god,

730
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: here here here's Ella playing the recorder. That'll get rid

731
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: of the ants. I hear that hot cross bun. She's

732
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: feeling great? Is that what you can hear? The song?

733
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, good luck for your aunts, and look,

734
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to take the life of

735
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: a human or a living being, but I don't know

736
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: where do you draw the line. I don't know. They

737
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: can't live with me, They can't live with me. I

738
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: feel bad, but all right, So Gonda, you wouldn't kill

739
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: a bunch of ants. Oh no, I never killed bugs.

740
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: I catch them and then take him outside. You can't,

741
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 1: there's not you cannot take a colony of ants outside.

742
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: There's no way to hart harness. Try maybe there's a

743
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: little thing you can, like, suck him up into this

744
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner type of thing and then take them off.

745
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: That won't kill him, pack them all outside. Good luck, Rock, Sam,

746
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. I love you, guys,

747
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: Love you to you and your aunts. On't you name

748
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: all each one of them, giving them the name? Thank you?

749
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: Oh there's Danielle. Hi, Danielle, good morning. Oh you sound

750
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: like you don't have anything in your intestines. You know,

751
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I'm not sure this prep works the

752
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: way it was supposed to. Why nothing, nothing came out. No,

753
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: it came so. I actually had a cold, doctor Rock

754
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: last night. Oh no, what did doctor I say to you.

755
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: He said that if I didn't start pooping in like

756
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: five in a little bit, I might have to reschedule

757
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: the the test. Because I took the prep, I did

758
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: exactly what it said, and five hours in I was

759
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: still nothing happening. Oh that's that's gonna roll out. Oh no,

760
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: wait till it just decides to work. Well, when I

761
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: did work, finally, I went a couple of I went

762
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: like me or four times, but nothing was ridiculous Where

763
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: I was its supposed to come out all clear? Does

764
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: that come out clear? Don't? Has not come out cold?

765
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: All right? Well, let'll keep it at that. What did

766
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: you have a bunch of ants in it? By the way, No,

767
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: but I wait, wait, wait, So I called the doctor's

768
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: office and they said to me, almost, you know what,

769
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: we have a little straight gun. So if there's any remnants,

770
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: maybe we spray blow it out of there. I don't know.

771
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: It's like, what do they clean the deck with it?

772
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: They have, like, yeah, a little chunk over here, she's

773
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: all clean, a little super soaker. A little afraid they're

774
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: gonna tell me I have to reschedule it. Well, you

775
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: know what, they better be on a Saturday or Sunday.

776
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: You took a whole day off of the show for this,

777
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: I know. But they can do the other part. They

778
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: have to the end what they call the end down

779
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: your throat. Yeah, but I do get lots of action

780
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: today at a news story for you. What do you have?

781
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 1: So Jamanzi too finished filming? Wait wait, I thought Nick

782
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: what's his name? Said he was going to invite you

783
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: to the set. He never did. The son of a

784
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: you know what, he's the lying Jonas brother. Right. So

785
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: yesterday the girl that plays Will Be Round Now posted

786
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: on Instagram that they had finished filming and that the

787
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: movie was going to come out at Christa's time. I

788
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: bet you're excited. Okay, good, you can have your colon

789
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: oscarb you on Christmas Day because you're not taking another

790
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: day off. I love you, I love you too. I

791
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: gotta go. We're running really late. We're striving, striving in

792
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: the quarter hour. All right, let's get into the three

793
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: the three things you need to know, Gandhi, Yes, really quickly.

794
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: Delta Airlines is going to start testing free in flight

795
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: Wi Fi. They're only the second airline to do it.

796
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: Jet Blue gives you free Wi Fi. If Delta does it,

797
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: it's gonna rotate the airline or the flights that it

798
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: chooses to do it on while it tests this feature.

799
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: The Australian Central Bank and a little bit of a

800
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: mess after they printed one of the fifty dollar bank

801
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: notes with a bunch of typos. The word responsibility is

802
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: on it missing the third eye, so it says responsibility.

803
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: They did a big print. People are laughing about it.

804
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: They say they're going to correct it in the future.

805
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: I want to get one because of it. They'll be collectible.

806
00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: Gregg teether Proofreader. And finally, porn star posted a video

807
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: of herself and her partner in a Tesla getting it

808
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: on and this video blew up. Everybody loved it. But

809
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: there's a problem because the partner's hands were not on

810
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: the wheel for some of the time in the car.

811
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: And another reason to get a driverless car from Tesla,

812
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: well you're not allowed to even take your hands off.

813
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: I guess if it's driverless. And he's in trouble now

814
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: because everybody's reporting them. So we'll see how this goes.

815
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: All right, poor Tesla, these driverless cars aren't doing well.

816
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: Poor porn stars. All right, look, we have a thousand

817
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: dollars free money phone tap coming up. I got a

818
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: big moody over Daniel. He just dropped his pants right

819
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: there in front of me. Hell yeah, I couldn't pay

820
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: my rent at the sleep of the manager sometimes like

821
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to do some dirt. Can you leave

822
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: me alone? Starting your day? The story in the Morning show.

823
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Speaker 1: All right, as you know, Mother's Day is Sunday. ProFlowers

824
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Speaker 1: dot com. It's not too late, it really is. Still

825
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: isn't too late. You know, when Uncle Johnny was in

826
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Speaker 1: the army, they called it Mama Marino. Oh, mother Marino. Yeah,

827
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Speaker 1: he was the official chef, right, yes, that's allow, lady.

828
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Speaker 1: They called me mother Marino because I would make the

829
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: best sauce exactly. And so Mother Marina deserve flowers on

830
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 1: Mother's Day, don't you think? Yeah? I think so absolutely

831
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Speaker 1: that I used to get send in my mother flowers

832
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: out there. No, you need flowers, you're mother Marina. All right,

833
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: thank you, Johnny make a cocktail anyway. ProFlowers dot com

834
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: is fabulous, and you know what, you still have time

835
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: to go online to ProFlowers dot com and you can

836
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Speaker 1: get a dozen assorted roses for only nineteen ninety nine.

837
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: And when I say, assorted, it's a dozen colorful roses,

838
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: all different colors. They're still pretty nineteen ninety nine. Double

839
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 1: the roses and get a premium vase just nine ninety

840
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: nine more. Why would you let that go? Go to

841
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: ProFlowers dot com. Click on the microphone, type in Elvis,

842
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: do it right now. I miss your mom. You know.

843
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking about my mom last night, and she is,

844
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 1: of course up in heaven looking down on me. Dad.

845
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he's up there, of course

846
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: he is. Anyways, thinking about about my mom, and I

847
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: was thinking about the things I wanted to say to her,

848
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: things I wanted to apologize for, and things I wanted

849
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: to thank her for that I never thanked her for

850
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: when she was here on earth with us. You know, Yeah,

851
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: of course there were things I wanted to apologize to

852
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: her for, things that I did that were just crusty awful. Yes,

853
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: like what or are you not allowed to say these

854
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: things on the air? What do we have a second? Well? Yeah,

855
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: so yes or no? Yes? Okay? Like the time that

856
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: she and Dad came back home from vacation early, and

857
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: my two friends and I were dressed up in Mom's

858
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: clothing and we were all were smoking pot. You didn't

859
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: apologize right then and there. That's that's the weekend we

860
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: learned how to how to make Martinish. So we were drunk,

861
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: smoking pot, we're all three wearing my mom's dresses, and

862
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: then they walked in the front door. That's awesome. I

863
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: don't know that she would even wanted an apologie. She

864
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: might just really have liked that one. No, her problem was,

865
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't finding her son in her dress.

866
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: Her problem was we were my friends, we were thick people,

867
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: and they were stretching her stuff out. Oh yeah, they

868
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: rapped one of her dress. It's rude. I never said

869
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, okay, because she was yelling at me, and

870
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: you know, she ran out of the house and never

871
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: came back. I'll do it, and I should have been

872
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: the first words out of your mouth. Mom My Mom,

873
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We're all sorry. Well, no, we were drunken laughing.

874
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: We're stone anyway, So your mom is still with you,

875
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: you have an opportunity to say I'm sorry. I tell

876
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: you what, here's what we're gonna do. Let's do the

877
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: phone taps. It's worth a thousand dollars. We'll do that.

878
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: Now and then when we come back after the phone

879
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: tap boom, we're gonna talk about things you want to

880
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: apologize took on for y you know, just the fun stuff, okay,

881
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: the stuff that don't make us laugh with your apology.

882
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: That's a new bit. I love that you have a

883
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: song for this. Make us laugh with your mom apology.

884
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: I threw a lot of parties and one time I

885
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: broke our pull out couch and I lied to them

886
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: about it for a very long time as to how

887
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: it broke. And then they found a picture of like

888
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: thirty of my friends piled onto the pull out couch

889
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: and they knew that's how I broke it. So I'm sorry, guys,

890
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: Sorry Mom, I broke. It's now time for make me

891
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: laugh with your apology to mom. That's right, make me

892
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: laugh with your apology to mom, like the time Mom

893
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: opened up to ky to moisten her lips and found

894
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: a pubic hair in there. Oh my god, sorry Mom laughs. Oh,

895
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: Nate shaking his head like I'm discussing, are you smaching me?

896
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: You know, really, who are you? I just like with

897
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 1: Gandhi who uses khye jellia their lips maybe vasling, Okay,

898
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: that's what. Okay, maybe it was vastiling. It was whenever

899
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: we could find okay, fair enough, looked up some head

900
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: and lotion. Oh look, olive oil. It all works when

901
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: you're in anyway. So anyway, make us laugh with your

902
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: apology to mom. I think anytime there's a pubic care involved,

903
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: he should say sorry, texts now, sorry about the pubic

904
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: hair in the peanut butter. God, no use crunchy for

905
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: extra sensitivity. So Texas, Now we'll get back to you

906
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: on that. All right, here we what are you doing?

907
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: There's a time for the Danielle reports, she's not even here.

908
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: All right, here you go, it's now time for you.

909
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: Got any money? Yeah, we got some money, the free

910
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: money phone tap. Thanks for our friends at Gravity Blanket

911
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,800
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912
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Speaker 1: partners for our show, but they are just on the

913
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: they're in front of the incredible, incredible world of mental

914
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: health awareness and reducing anxiety. Danielle cannot sleep without her,

915
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 1: she said, and my mom for Mother's Day, she can't

916
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: sleep without hers. I would think anyone that listens to

917
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: our show has a high level of anxiety. I think

918
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: at least we give it to them, and of course

919
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: we do. Yeah. Sleep and stress reduction two areas that

920
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: go a long way in helping improve your mental health. So,

921
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: even if you haven't been diagnosed with anything from a

922
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: professional as far as anxiety goes, we all are living

923
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: in a world filled with anxiety. And the cool thing

924
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: about gravity blankets. As you sleep under these things, they

925
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: weigh you down just enough to really truly make you

926
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: focus on relaxing. They're great. It's a matter of fact.

927
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,560
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929
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931
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932
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Speaker 1: off and they are taking care of today's free money.

933
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: Phone tap and here we go. Um, no, I need

934
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: scary where's the solicit for the soliciting? I didn't say

935
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: call in to win your thousand dollars? Let's play again.

936
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: Why is no one ready? Here we go? You got

937
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: any money? If you want to win a thousand dollars

938
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: thanks to gravity blankets, I need one now. I'm would

939
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: have put an over Scary. If you want to win

940
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars, be called on one hundred now one

941
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 1: eight hundred two four two zero one hundred, Dan Elvis

942
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: Duran phone tap Scary, Yo, Scary? What's your phone tap?

943
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: I'm about today? So my mom hates Mother's Day, and

944
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: for some weird reason, she hates being singled out or

945
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: honor or celebrated in any way. I have no idea.

946
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: I wish I knew the answer to that. So this year,

947
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: my sister Jennifer wasn't going to be home until late

948
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: on Mother's Day, and I had already gotten into an

949
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: argument with my mom early last week about making plans anyway.

950
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: So this all culminated on Friday morning after the show,

951
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: when I decided to phone tap my mom Roseanne, and

952
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 1: my father Tony, with the help of my eighty seven

953
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: year old aunt Millie, who is listening in on this

954
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: whole thing. Your mother doesn't like to celebrate my Mother's Day.

955
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: She hates it. Is it because she's ashamed of her children?

956
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, all right, Let's see what happens when Scary

957
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: stirs it up in his own family. Hello, Hello, Hi Anthony,

958
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: how are you I'm good. Good, Listen, I had the

959
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: baby and I'm putting him to sleep, so well, listen,

960
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: I have a contact with Peter Luger's so oh good.

961
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: I get a sin. No, I can't go Steve, Anthony, Please, Ma,

962
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 1: I can't listen to me. Listen, I'm not a oclock.

963
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: We can do this. I'm not going at six the

964
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: clock and eating steak and then getting sick. What your day?

965
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: Every day is my day, Anthony, and I got it

966
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: for seven people, so I Milly could come, Anthony. She

967
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: can't eat that stuff. Yes, she cats. She did the

968
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: last time she Anthony took. It's not going to happen already.

969
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: The reservation, well, you've got to unmake the reservation because

970
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going, Anthony. Please don't don't give me a jada,

971
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: but I'm paying. I'm going to hang up on you,

972
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: I really am. I'm gonna hang up on you right

973
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: now because she's making me very angry. Why because I

974
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. It's not necessary right away.

975
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: You have to do something, flamboyant. You gotta do this.

976
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: You gotta do that just to say you did it.

977
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: I have a contact there, Anthony, stop it now, you

978
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: know you sound like you you're like they tell you

979
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: how you sound on the radio. You don't have to

980
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: go telling them details. That's your problem. They got to

981
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: know every little thing that you do and then they

982
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: have comments about it. Daddy did did you talk it

983
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: over with daddy? No, daddy's in bathroom. What if I

984
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: had a limousine? Pick us upazine, pick us up, and

985
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: we'll go to Atlantic City? What's good? Atlantic City? Now? Yeah? No, really, Anthony? Something,

986
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up on you now, Tony, the doors

987
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: open in the bathroom something. Will you put them on

988
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: the phone for one second? Yeah, Anthony, I have to

989
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: take my shower. Ye, Anthony, how you doing? Hey? What

990
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: if we did brunch? Where brunch? Where's Jennifer gonna be?

991
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't know where you understand what we're saying or

992
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: you're just blocking out what we're talking? What about Benefer

993
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: won't be home for five o'clock? All right? So what

994
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: if I take you guys at the brunch? It? Like

995
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: you know too? Who you and mommy? Just the two

996
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: of us? Yeah, over this one damn day? I don't understand.

997
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: How about the city? Will do the city? Do you

998
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: know it's worse than anything else, Anthony, You're going from

999
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: the frying pan instead of fire. The city's worse than

1000
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: staying in Brooklyn. Come on, you're not even talking right.

1001
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: What's wrong with the city. What's wrong with the city?

1002
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: Plenty wrong with it. We'll stay downtown, no, Anthony, No,

1003
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: no city, No city. I got a great restaurant that

1004
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: you haven't days a lot of restaurants that's out there

1005
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: that there's plenty of them. And you know what, sometimes

1006
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: some of the best restaurants suck. All right, Hi, I

1007
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: don't like it. If he please, you've given me such

1008
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: a should I really, I have the baby and I

1009
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: can't deal with this. You're making your father walk out.

1010
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. I have put daddy back on the phone.

1011
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: He went out. Sorry, he's got to work with the contract.

1012
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: Is with the contractor. Is back on the phone by Anthony,

1013
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: put back on the phone. A million, A million, a million.

1014
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm a down the phone for you, Okay. I need

1015
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 1: you to pretend that I'm on the phone. Okay, Hello, Hi,

1016
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: row How are you doing good? How are you okay?

1017
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: That's too bad? Uh huh? What's going on? Anthony called me. Oh,

1018
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: he's such a pain, and he is he wants to

1019
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: go to Peter Lucas. He said that he's going to

1020
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: make a Reservation'll listen to him. He was saying, Dad,

1021
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: he wanted to go out for Mother's Day. Oh, he's

1022
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 1: making such a big deal. I told him, come here

1023
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: when Jennifer comes home, water Chinese food and call it

1024
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: a day. Right, buddy, go home. Let me read my paper.

1025
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 1: I don't need this boat, I know. And he's insisting

1026
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: that I have to go out. I says, why are

1027
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: you doing this to me? I not think me such stress.

1028
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: I think he put in reservations. I don't get what

1029
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,439
Speaker 1: he did. Don't listen to him. He can cancel them.

1030
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: You can eat steak at six o'clock to night. I

1031
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: can't eat steak at that. Yeah, but he says he

1032
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: wants to go out. I hate it. I hate Mother's Day.

1033
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: Nobody all this day I on go on it with

1034
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: this Mother's Day. Can you eat Chinese food? Yeah? I

1035
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: haven't had it in a long time. The guy would

1036
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: enjoy it, you think, so last time you had it

1037
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: you got sick? Remember? Yeah? All right, well alright, don't

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00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: the best of very sexual? Okay, thank you, easy okay, okay,

1039
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: bye bye bye, Emily. That was great. This is just me. Okay, right,

1040
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: what do you want? I called Emily? I know he

1041
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 1: called me. You're making the baby cry because he wants

1042
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: the phone because he sees him on the phone. Will

1043
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: you he just wants attention. Not no, he doesn't want attention.

1044
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: He's crying. We're good, We're not good. She's not going.

1045
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: She's on board. She says, she's come on. No, we're

1046
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: not going. I just spoke to Aunt Millie and she said, no,

1047
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: she didn't say that to you. Well she did, so

1048
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: put me on conference and you see what she said.

1049
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 1: I just hung up with her. Hold on and Millie Anthony, Yeah,

1050
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: it's him again. Oh my god. I know he doesn't

1051
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: give up. And Millie, what did you tell me? Just now?

1052
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: I says, okay, you did not. I told im okay

1053
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: with me, it's not what you wanted to spot him?

1054
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: What did I tell you? Listen, I had the baby

1055
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 1: to take care of. He's crying and I'm not going.

1056
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: This isn't disgusting now, this really is hell me. It

1057
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: really is disgusting. Now call Luke as to stop crying

1058
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: because you've been phone tap you've been phone tap rocause,

1059
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 1: he gets a Joe Ellie. Yes, it is particular phone tap. Yeah, bastard,

1060
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: I swear to go out if I had just on

1061
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: the radio off, Aunt Millie. Well, I just want to

1062
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: wish you a speedy recovery. Ant Millie. I know she's

1063
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: listening right now. Love you, Aunt Millie. All right, if

1064
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 1: you want to win a thousand dollars, you just gotta

1065
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: be on the phone right now. You have to be

1066
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: called on one hundred. Let's see who it is. Irene. Hello,

1067
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:19,760
Speaker 1: you are calling one hundred. You win one thousand dollars.

1068
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: You seem happy. Oh, I've never I've never won any day.

1069
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: This is like monumental. You have no idea how much

1070
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: it means to me. Well, you know what it means

1071
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: a lot to us that you listen to this crap

1072
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: every day. Dude, Elvis, I love you. You are such

1073
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 1: a cool man. You are like a really good guy.

1074
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's make it more money. Yeah that's true. Okay,

1075
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: let's start with a thousand. Thanks to gravity blankets, you're

1076
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: winning one thousand dollars and I hope you have the

1077
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: best weekend ever. Irene, thank you for listening. To Oh

1078
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: my god, thank you, thank you. Why she sounds happy?

1079
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: We should all be happy. I like her too. Hey,

1080
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: thank you Gravity blankets for a great week. Go to

1081
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: gravity blankets dot com use the code to Elvis for

1082
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: fifteen percent off Gravity blankets dot Com code Elvis. All right,

1083
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: what are we calling this? Uh? Make me laugh as

1084
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: you apologize to mom? Good morning, Lisa? Is this Elisa?

1085
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: Good morning? How are you? Is this Elisa? Yes? It is,

1086
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: oh Elisa? So, uh you want to apologize for mom

1087
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: here on Mother's Day weekend? And why is that? I

1088
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: want to excuse me. I want to apologize to mom

1089
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: for having a party when I was in college and

1090
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: we when my friends had a couple of cocktails and

1091
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: decided to wait fireworks off in the house and in

1092
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: the backyard. And when Mom and Dad came home from

1093
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: their trip, they asked what happened to the rug? And

1094
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I had some friends over. They must

1095
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: have knocked the ashtray over and burst a whole of

1096
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: the rug I when in fact it was fireworks. So

1097
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: well you didn't tell them? Is you were? You were

1098
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: igniting explosives? And yeah, we thought that was a good idea,

1099
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: so go ahead so we're sorry, mom. Yeah, sorry Mom.

1100
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: So we had taken all the furniture out of the

1101
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: house and tried to move the rug to cover up

1102
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: the furniture. That didn't work. So well. Yeah, I kept

1103
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: asking what happened? What happened? And then the snow finally

1104
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,720
Speaker 1: melted and they realized there were fireworks in the backroom.

1105
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: Sorry Mom, Sorry, Thank you, Lisa, And it feels good

1106
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: to apologize, but it does, right, Lisa, Thank you for listening. Hello, Liz, Hi,

1107
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: how are you well? Welcome to make me laugh as

1108
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: you apologize to mom. Okay, so I was probably like

1109
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: twelve years old. Um, and I would get grounded, which

1110
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: meant to stay in my room. So my mom is

1111
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: still known for wearing black pants every day. Um, she's

1112
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: a teacher. So I got really mad at her. One

1113
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 1: of her pants was in the laundry. I took it

1114
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: out and I put poort bleach on the crotch. Oh god,

1115
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: oh my god. And um, yeah, I got in trouble

1116
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: for that. But I'm sorry mom, Sorry Mom for bleaching

1117
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: your black pants crotch. There you go, Thank you, Liz.

1118
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 1: Don't you like a coach? Hella? Look today? You know,

1119
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: no people would pay extra. Good morning, Dan, good morning.

1120
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: Make me laugh as you apologize to mom. All right.

1121
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: We had a huge house party when my parents were

1122
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: out of the country, and this girl said, if you

1123
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: play Madonna, all strip So someone put Madonna on. She

1124
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: got on the table and the leafs spent in half

1125
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: on the dining room table and we had to put

1126
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: some wood underneath the table to kind of make it straight.

1127
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: And my mom was about to have a big family party.

1128
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: And when she pulled the leafs out, they wouldn't pull

1129
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: out because for holding the table up. So you play Madonna.

1130
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: The girls tripped on the dining room table and broke

1131
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: it exactly if your mother was listening, what would you

1132
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: say to her? Right now, I apologize to your mom.

1133
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: Sorry mom for having a stripper on the dining room table.

1134
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. All right, Dad, thank you very much. Yeah, sorry, Mom,

1135
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: We're so sorry that that happened. Great tea. I know

1136
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: you must have a list a mile long if things

1137
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: you need to apologize to your mom. Give me one. Okay, Well,

1138
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: I guess I'm sorry for bringing in the marching band.

1139
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: Remember you, guys sent me to the house for a

1140
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: mom's birthday. She had no idea. We brought a marching

1141
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: band off a school bus into the house to march

1142
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: around the house and play for her. What about the

1143
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: time you had the mail stripper chasing your mom around

1144
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: the house, bringing the mail stripper into the house. What

1145
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: about the time you crawled into the dishwasher. Hey we washed.

1146
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for smoking pot with Mike Van Lewin and

1147
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: the Shed. I love these text messages. I want to

1148
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: apologize a mom for the quote unquote oregano that she

1149
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: found that she used in the lasagnia. Oh my god,

1150
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: she put she put pot into lasagna and Uncle Johnny, Yeah,

1151
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: your mom should apologiz to you for doing what No, well,

1152
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 1: actually she didn't know. I put pott in the brownies

1153
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: and she went in the middle of the night, she

1154
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: went up a saturdaynies. She owes you an apology, Froggy quick. Yes,

1155
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: go apologize to my mom for that time that I

1156
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 1: made her so mad she wrecked her car. Oh my gosh, yeah, scary.

1157
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: I apologize to you, mommy for yelling at me, for

1158
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: yelling at you when you can't follow travel instructions to

1159
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: get to the radio stage. Yeah, you're just come on, Gandi.

1160
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: Apologize to your mom. I'm sorry for the time Sebashi

1161
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: and left pot in the back of your car when

1162
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: you went to your government job. She found it before

1163
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: she left. I'm sorry mom that I surpassed all of

1164
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: your expectations for me. Nice I'm doing much better. Thank you.

1165
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day. The official instagram of the Morning Show.

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00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: Slash Elvis and get thirty dollars off until me thirteenth.

1173
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: I love listening to Elvis. I love listening to Eve.

1174
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: I love they're funny that constantly keep us going in

1175
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: the morning fun I love the exchange between them all.

1176
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: They have a good chemistry. I mean, higg stuff out

1177
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: of the garbage, but it's usually my own garbage. Pull

1178
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: your tongue out of his mouth. It's natural, it's like raw,

1179
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: it's real. Elvis to around in the Morning show. I

1180
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: love every single one of them. Okay, here we go,

1181
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: but you're listening. Chap On is Elvis Tran in the

1182
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: Morning show. I'm checking what's trending today, and one of

1183
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: the things that's trending is is hashtag dear me ten

1184
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: years ago, which is kind of creepy because we were

1185
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: talking about that earlier, weren't we, Yes, we were. You

1186
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: were saying you wrote a letter to your younger self

1187
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: as part of your book, which is really cool. They said,

1188
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: you need one more thing, like how to sum up

1189
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 1: the book. What lessons did you learn? You know, in

1190
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,959
Speaker 1: your in your travels and your journeys in your book,

1191
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: So right, well write a letter to your younger self

1192
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: about what you're what you learned, and what lesson was lesson?

1193
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: What lesson was there for you? Very very apropos as

1194
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: they say, I don't know, Uncle Johnny, interesting to ask you.

1195
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 1: You've been around the longest. I mean, if you could

1196
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: talk to your younger self and say, dear younger self,

1197
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: get ready for this or be prepared for this, like

1198
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 1: what in your life? If you can answer that, I

1199
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: don't know, would you tell your younger self to be

1200
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,439
Speaker 1: prepared for the future. But I had no idea what

1201
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: was going to happen. I I will see. That doesn't

1202
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: make it. How can you be prepared for the future.

1203
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: You kill me because I told my dad did I was?

1204
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to come out, and I told him when

1205
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: I was gay. He said, that's all right, I'll fix

1206
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: it for you, kid. I know what doctors. So I

1207
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: moved away, and I had no idea what I was

1208
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: going to do in Manhattan, and I ended up in Manhattan,

1209
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 1: and then look at that. It turned out great, turned

1210
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: out great, and then well then, so you would have said,

1211
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 1: just trust your gut instinct, everything's gonna be okay. Absolutely

1212
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: say that to your younger self. I'm too old. It

1213
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 1: is no younger pat me, all right, So anyway think

1214
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: about it. That's today hashtag what would you say to

1215
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: your younger self? This one says ten years ago? Hear

1216
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: me ten years ago? Yeah, ten years ago. Yeah. I

1217
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 1: think one of mine would have been get out of

1218
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: that relationship faster. Oh my gosh. Yeah, there's one where

1219
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: I would have said, get into that relationship sooner, and

1220
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: one that I would have said get out faster. Yeah,

1221
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 1: don't hesitate, right, you trust yours. I think. I think

1222
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: the moral of that story is trust yourself. If your

1223
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: gut says do this now, or it says get out

1224
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 1: of this now, do it follow your follow your gut instinct.

1225
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: Don't listen to what other people say, don't procrastinate, Nate,

1226
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: what would you tell your yourself youngerself, She's not worth

1227
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: the heartbreak there you go, not worth it. You won't

1228
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: be heartbroken about it forever. Just get over it faster. Yeah, all,

1229
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: that's great advice. You're gonna be fine. Producer Sam, If

1230
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: you could talk to yourself ten years ago, what would

1231
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: you say? It's okay to ask for help for things.

1232
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: I only started therapy recently. I wish I did it

1233
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: so long ago. To okay to ask for help. It's

1234
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: okay to get other people to lend a hand. Froggy,

1235
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: come on, what would you say to yourself ten years ago?

1236
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: Take better care of yourself and things that you know

1237
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: that are not feeling right about yourself. Take care of yourself.

1238
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: Don't let them get out of control until it's too late.

1239
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: These are all great, Yeah, these are all awesome. What

1240
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: about you, Scar, be fearless in negotiation, say no more

1241
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: often and don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet

1242
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: the sweaty stuffy All right, Well, there you go. It

1243
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,959
Speaker 1: is a kind of a good lesson to see where

1244
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: have I banned these past ten years. You know, a

1245
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: lot of people have this ten year plan. You know,

1246
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: in the next ten years, I've planned to recumveris this,

1247
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: this and this and this and I'm gonna end up here? Well,

1248
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that work out that way. Yep.

1249
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: You can have like generalization going on of what you

1250
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: want to do. But god, I don't know. I've lived

1251
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: my life just kind of just driving on the highway

1252
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: and if a Sciences exit here, I just exit there.

1253
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: You know, That's how it is. I think they also

1254
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: would have tried to tell myself, don't worry about fitting in.

1255
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: You're never gonna do it. Just be yourself and that's

1256
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: when everything will change for you. Here's the time for

1257
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: Uncle john So Uncle Johnny's leaving for Fire Island for

1258
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: the summer, as he does this time every year, and

1259
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: he's leaving us with his last cocktail for the semester. Yes,

1260
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: and and today's cocktail I'm doing it for the Mother's

1261
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: Day weekend. Is I'm bananas for you, mama. And and

1262
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: it's it's a blended drink. It's a peanut butter, banana

1263
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: peanut butter with bananas. And uh, where do you give

1264
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: banana peanut butter? That sounds awesome? And it was I

1265
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: found it in the supermarket. It was at Dwayne Reed.

1266
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: But but anyways, not Dwayne Reed. It wasn't It doesn't

1267
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 1: matter where you found it. But I mean, can you

1268
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: use what if you can't find a banana peanut butter,

1269
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, and you could use peanut butter and banana

1270
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: and bananas. Of course, of course, what do you banana?

1271
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: What do you bananas? Anyways? All right, well, so how

1272
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 1: do you make it? What's in it? That's what I'm

1273
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: gonna do now to what's in it today? Is it's

1274
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: a como vodka bananas. Uh, you're gonna have a peanut

1275
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 1: butter banana peanut right? Where did you get ash it?

1276
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: Half and half? To pull us break open? Chocolate chips?

1277
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: Chocolate chips? God, man, this sounds awesome. Scotch shot, you know, like, well,

1278
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: Danielle picked the wrong day for a colonoscope. She did too,

1279
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 1: that she did end. Yeah, she's getting an endo endo,

1280
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: and that's how they gave it to me. Give everything?

1281
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: All right, thank you? Way, where do you want to

1282
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 1: hear your bartener say this while he's blow lating up

1283
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: the blender with your cocktail shop. I hat get as

1284
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 1: I put my fingers in your peanut butter. I just

1285
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: had my colonoscope. We're gonna need a colonoscopy after this drink?

1286
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: What scary? But wait a wait, hold on, you're putting

1287
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 1: peanut butter into a cold drink. Now, doesn't it make

1288
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: the peanut butter like coagulators? I mean, not a few

1289
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 1: us the blenda? Okay, thank you. You know you've been

1290
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 1: doing it here? Yeah, what's scary? Make your request? What?

1291
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? I think it's time that you start wearing

1292
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: gloves and you you pulled the ice out because last

1293
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: time you were here, we have a picture of you

1294
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: wiping your nose with one hand and pouring vodka and

1295
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 1: putting your hand in the ice with that same hand.

1296
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 1: Oh good, I was wondering when are you going to

1297
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: do that? Uncle Johnny? Just be aware where you're dirty

1298
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: frigging hand. Did you take the subway here today? I

1299
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: tried to get an uber? Okay, well yeah, How did

1300
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: you try so? Then? What did you end doing? How

1301
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: did you get here? You gotta speak into the speaking

1302
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: to the micro a came so I canceled it. I said,

1303
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 1: what the hell's going on? Well? How did you how

1304
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: did you get touched my nose? Again? How did you

1305
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: get here? I took the cab a cab. Have you

1306
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: touched anything? Because you're now putting your fingers all over

1307
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 1: the bananas and the ice he got he touched the

1308
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: back of the ten years you've been eating and drinking

1309
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: these things. Ten years. I was ready to go to

1310
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 1: Florida when he retire. You and I met this guy.

1311
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so happy, Uncle Johnny. I just

1312
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 1: don't know how how clean this is going to be.

1313
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: You know, was enough alcohol? We got measled, but we

1314
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: got measled out break? What's going on? I got my

1315
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: shots for the means I'm not drinking that are you drinking? Drinking?

1316
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? Johnny's very belligerent today. Get into wonderful world. Really,

1317
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny was Uncle Johnny. Now he's putting his hands

1318
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 1: all over the bananas. All right, hold on, I got listen. Hello, Melissa, Hey, Melissa, Yeah, him, Melissa,

1319
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Now, if you were here, you wouldn't

1320
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 1: drink Uncle Johny drink? Would you? I mean he's been grabbing, Melissa.

1321
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: He's been grabbing dirty things and putting his hands all

1322
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 1: over the ice. Would you drink it? Would you feel safe?

1323
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: I would? Oh my god, I've always wanted Uncle Johnny drink.

1324
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 1: All right? How about dent Terry? That was my name

1325
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,160
Speaker 1: in junior high school? Okay, thank you? So Melissa, if

1326
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 1: you could go back and talk to yourself, what would

1327
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: you say? You're doing what you're doing? Because I love

1328
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: where I am in life. But stop sending the nudes.

1329
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, have you? Have you been sending a lot

1330
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: of nudes? No, just to my old boyfriend when I

1331
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: was in college. But it was so stupid. I wish

1332
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,840
Speaker 1: I never did that, but they've never caught up to me.

1333
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: Well the day, So I just say, I love you

1334
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: guys so much, and I'm so excited I got around.

1335
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: Thank you. Feel free to send us a nude. We'd

1336
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: love to see you. I learned my lesson. Thank you

1337
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 1: for listening to us. Now what are you pouring in their?

1338
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? I saw all sorts of liquors. That was

1339
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 1: uh it's yeah. We have a man, a real camel vodka,

1340
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: Smirnov carmel vodka. And what's that banana liqueur? Okay, things

1341
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: you always have sitting around the house. We got a

1342
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 1: camel and a little half and half a banana peanut.

1343
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, I see ice are there too? Oh no, okay,

1344
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 1: Now he's gonna put the old the hat on the blendering.

1345
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna try. Here we go, push the

1346
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 1: button and uh here we go. Oh oh oh, I

1347
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: think it broke it. Look at those diseases swirling round

1348
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: and round. Tonks of peanut butter still seem to be there.

1349
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:30,560
Speaker 1: What diseases speak for yourself? All right? Well that you

1350
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 1: don't have any serious in the news to you? Do

1351
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 1: you have serious stuff in the news? No, you'll be okay,

1352
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,680
Speaker 1: this I mean some good things all tell you what? Well,

1353
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny blends our bananas, but mama cocktail. What are

1354
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: the three things we need to know right now? Screame

1355
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,320
Speaker 1: over this all right? Today we are honoring the women

1356
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 1: and the men who are married to the women and

1357
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: the men in the military. Yeah, it's right. It's a

1358
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 1: Military spouse Appreciation Day. Thank you everybody, because we know

1359
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,800
Speaker 1: you guys are all serving, not just the people who

1360
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 1: are deployed, so we appreciate that. All right, mail carriers,

1361
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 1: he must put my dog Max in the blender. I

1362
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:06,439
Speaker 1: am all right, mail carriers. What mail carriers want you

1363
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: to help them stamp out hunger this weekend? If you

1364
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 1: have any non perishables, any toilet trees, anything that can

1365
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: help other people, you can put it in a bag

1366
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: and leave it at the mailbox. They will pick it

1367
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 1: up and use it to help people who need the help.

1368
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,080
Speaker 1: All right, would you? Would you eat the food that

1369
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,600
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny puts out by the mailbox. All of that

1370
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: looks perishable? All right? All right? Okay, what else you got?

1371
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 1: And finally, a dog in Saint Louis ran away from home.

1372
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,679
Speaker 1: Everybody was very worried, where's the dog? And they found him.

1373
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 1: He went to his favorite doggy daycare to hang out

1374
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: with his friends. He crossed the road and he followed

1375
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 1: one of his favorite workers in when they opened the door,

1376
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 1: Oh we love dogs. Yeah, I know that's cute. You

1377
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 1: can just do all dog news. I'd be very happy.

1378
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,680
Speaker 1: I actually could totally do all we breaking news. Gandhi, Yes,

1379
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:52,640
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's finger drink. I saw your finger going there

1380
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 1: when you were trying to get the peanut butter off

1381
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: the side. Why are you putting your finger on the drink,

1382
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. It's unsanitary? All right? Oh, here's mad, Now

1383
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 1: he's mad? Now what This is not the first time

1384
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 1: you've had a drink with me here. Nothing has changed,

1385
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 1: and we're always I don't want to have to hurt everybody,

1386
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,639
Speaker 1: anybody here. Put anybody on detention. Okay, the way, we've

1387
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,759
Speaker 1: been sick a lot since you started doing this segment.

1388
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 1: I gotta be on a lot longer than that. I'm

1389
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: waiting for the summer. Should be happy for I've got

1390
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: a beautiful cherry growl where I make anything with no boves.

1391
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:40,719
Speaker 1: You missed your Q. Oh what come on, uncle Johnny,

1392
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:44,719
Speaker 1: one more time before you start it up? You missed

1393
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,600
Speaker 1: it again? How many times can you missed your qu

1394
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? All right? That would start? Yes, I see tree.

1395
01:10:56,520 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: I agree red roses too. I see the blue for

1396
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 1: me and for you, and I think to myself, what

1397
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 1: a wonderful Why, oh, yes, I really do an easy tournament.

1398
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:29,440
Speaker 1: I see skies blue, dirty drinks too, made of bananas.

1399
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: By my mind, you and I think to myself, what

1400
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: a wonderful wild okay, now against the naked drink. There's

1401
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: the song on Johnny, the colors of the rainbow so

1402
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: brilliant in the sky. I rusto under face of the people,

1403
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:04,679
Speaker 1: go wi vine. I see friends shaking hand and saying,

1404
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:13,600
Speaker 1: how do you do? They really sane? I love you.

1405
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 1: We'll see babies, rob, we'll watch them grow. Is they

1406
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 1: gonna learn? Much? Moved with? Never know? And I think

1407
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 1: to myself self, what a wonderful vile Oh yes, I

1408
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: really do? Ready to chauny m hmm. I think to myself,

1409
01:12:48,640 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 1: what a wonderful oh yeah, oh aye, hello, thank you Wow,

1410
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:08,599
Speaker 1: get back to the drink now, please do all right?

1411
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:18,000
Speaker 1: So put your dirty fingers back in the cocktails. I

1412
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,439
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just what are you gonna do? It's

1413
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:26,439
Speaker 1: the same floor that. Oh my god, this is my

1414
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:32,599
Speaker 1: favorite break of all time. Who's that? Hello? Hello? Hey?

1415
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 1: How you guys doing it right? Greg Tea? What do

1416
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 1: you want? It's Uncle Johnny's moment. Why are you trying

1417
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,559
Speaker 1: to take his lightning away? That's my kid? I want

1418
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,360
Speaker 1: it exactly. I wanted to say, Uncle Johnny, I felt

1419
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: so close to you while you are singing that song,

1420
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why don't you come in and lick

1421
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: his fingers on the radio? All right, thank you, Uncle Johnny.

1422
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,720
Speaker 1: Brinklo's good. I can't wait to have someone else take

1423
01:13:54,720 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 1: a sip. Uncle Johnny. We're gonna miss you. He's going

1424
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,560
Speaker 1: out to Fire Island. If you go to fire is

1425
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,800
Speaker 1: only go to Cherry Grove. He's at Cherry's. He's there

1426
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:11,639
Speaker 1: every day putting his fist. Yes, do you have jokes

1427
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:19,120
Speaker 1: to tell today? If Brody writes them for you? All right?

1428
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,639
Speaker 1: He can't get the blender on. All right, well you did.

1429
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 1: We go around the room. Let's go around the room, gandhi,

1430
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,880
Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? All right? You're stuck in

1431
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: something online and you click and you're like, oh, I

1432
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have done that, But then you're very happy

1433
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: you did. Yesterday, I saw a headline that said the

1434
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,439
Speaker 1: weirdest things that have gotten stuck in people's butts on

1435
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:42,320
Speaker 1: X rays. Clicked it was not disappointed. Well, people get

1436
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 1: all sorts of stuff up there. A gun, No one

1437
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:47,360
Speaker 1: had a gun stuck in, but a whole spray, a

1438
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 1: whole bottle of spray paint. The entire bottle. Oh my god,

1439
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,679
Speaker 1: I was like, I am amazed. Place to keep it? Yeah,

1440
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: it makes room? Apparently it does. But I took screenshots

1441
01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:58,920
Speaker 1: and I posted them on my Instagram story because I

1442
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 1: knew nobody would believe me and it's real. Would you

1443
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Speaker 1: send that to me please? I will put a gun.

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01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 1: But hey, that's scary. Personally, Thank Gandhi because when we

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01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 1: were at Changi Airport in Singapore, there was this Game

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01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 1: of Thrones liquor that was there, and there were these

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01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: rare bottles that they can't get in the States. Gandhi's like,

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01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, these are gonna be worth something someday.

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Speaker 1: So I bought two of the bottles, not knowing anything

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Speaker 1: about Game of Thrones. They're like worth double online. I

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01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 1: would hold on to those wants them to like six

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01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Don't drink him sandwich up with you. So

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01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:31,720
Speaker 1: if you don't own the space you live in, make

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01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:35,000
Speaker 1: sure embarrassing stuff is always hidden. I knew my landlord

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01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: was coming over later in the day, so I left

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01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: some unsavory things out for my boyfriend and myself. Surprise,

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01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:42,799
Speaker 1: Landlord got to the apartment before I did. My landlord

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01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,639
Speaker 1: also happens to be my mother. I was gonna say sorry,

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01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:48,280
Speaker 1: Mom for the dirty stuff. I love you so much.

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01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:52,960
Speaker 1: Gonna be careful, so uncomfortable. Okay here, Froggy, got anything

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01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 1: else on your mind today? Uh? Yeah, so every you know,

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01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,280
Speaker 1: we all have our own language that we speak. I

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01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 1: want to give you a word that I've started using

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01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:02,040
Speaker 1: and I found out today it's officially a word you

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01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,600
Speaker 1: all would have. Is actually one word. It could be

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01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:08,439
Speaker 1: y'ad y'ad, So from now on I'll use it in

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01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:11,280
Speaker 1: a sentence. We could have met y'all there if y'all

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01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,599
Speaker 1: have just waited. Y'alld of is a word you all

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01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 1: would have put together, y'd I don't I know, you know,

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01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,760
Speaker 1: time is money. We don't have time to say you

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Speaker 1: all have or whatever. Someone just in a text that

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01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:25,280
Speaker 1: they love with Gandy laughs because he sounds like Woody Woodpecker.

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01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:28,000
Speaker 1: Oh no laugh, let me hear you? Oh woecker? Do

1474
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,559
Speaker 1: they say when you laugh in your real life? Oh?

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01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:39,200
Speaker 1: All right, if you want to be a star in

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01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,760
Speaker 1: your own reality show and you work with a bunch

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01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 1: of women, I've got something for you coming up. Hang on.

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01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:47,200
Speaker 1: More from the Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge Sean Mendez. Hi,

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01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 1: do you write new songs because you're just tired of

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01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 1: playing the old ones? Or or you just really have

1481
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: things to say that if you don't write them down,

1482
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna explode both? Yea, Sometimes you just like, I

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01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,120
Speaker 1: need to write new songs so that I don't have

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Speaker 1: new GT four Door coup. Because life is a race,

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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. Between work and family, I'm

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Speaker 1: always on the go, and with Audible autobooks, it's easy

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01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,519
Speaker 1: for me to listen to a juicy celebrity memoir or

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01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 1: maybe even a sexy romance while I'm doing other things.

1492
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,360
Speaker 1: It's so fantastic. You got to try it. Your first

1493
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Speaker 1: audiobook is free at audible dot com. Slash Elvis. So

1494
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:39,639
Speaker 1: you know what we do things in life. We work

1495
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: with interesting people like Uncle Johnny. We interview great artists

1496
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,800
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But what do you do? You know,

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01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,320
Speaker 1: you go to work every day. You could work at

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01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 1: an insurance agency or a teacher or whatever, But you

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01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,960
Speaker 1: have this great relationship for the people you work with,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes do you catch yourself saying, you know, this

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01:17:56,360 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 1: could be a TV show? Yes, yeah, especially here, especial here.

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01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,360
Speaker 1: Well let's say you and your family every night or

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01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,559
Speaker 1: every Sunday you get together for your Sunday lunch. Maybe

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01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,000
Speaker 1: it's a weekly thing, and you have these crazy fights

1505
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,439
Speaker 1: and you start crying and fighting and talking about fun things,

1506
01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 1: and do you stop and say, this could be a

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01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:16,000
Speaker 1: TV show. It's really funny because it probably could be

1508
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,920
Speaker 1: without you knowing it. So anyway, I want to get

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01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,240
Speaker 1: a friend of mine or ours on the phone. Bruce Klein.

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01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 1: We've known Bruce for years. Hi, Bruce, how are you?

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01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:29,599
Speaker 1: Good morning? Elvis? Hi everyone now. Bruce as executive producer

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01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 1: Atlas Media company that we do a lot of work with,

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01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:36,439
Speaker 1: and you guys have produced some really really great, great

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01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:40,160
Speaker 1: reality shows over the years. I mean to name a few. Yeah,

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01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:44,280
Speaker 1: we've done stuff for every network and platform, Lifetime, Travel,

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01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:48,760
Speaker 1: Food Network, Bravo, Netflix, A Any History, Amazon, everyone. So

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01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:53,560
Speaker 1: we do medical mystery shows like Doctor g Metal, Medical Examiner,

1518
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,680
Speaker 1: Hotel Impossible you may have known, which was where we

1519
01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:00,920
Speaker 1: came in and fixed over hotels, And we did stuff

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01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 1: for e and so did you do something in a

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01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:07,200
Speaker 1: swamp or something there was there's some swamp animal thing.

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01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you guys are and all the

1523
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:12,240
Speaker 1: shows look fantastic. I mean there's some dating shows, all

1524
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:15,120
Speaker 1: sorts of shows. Anyway, so we thought we would we

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01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:18,880
Speaker 1: would work with Bruce and come up with people who

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01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 1: are living lives that are are worthy of their own show. Right.

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01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,479
Speaker 1: I mean you came to us and said let's do this.

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01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean, what were you thinking, Like, what is it

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01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,960
Speaker 1: you want us to deliver to you? Yeah, it's actually

1530
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:33,800
Speaker 1: pretty simple. You know, in the early days of reality TV,

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01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: it was really easy to find these kind of amazing

1532
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 1: characters to star in, like docu series of reality shows.

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01:19:41,439 --> 01:19:44,960
Speaker 1: You know, this was the Kardashians and Real Housewives and

1534
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:49,160
Speaker 1: Total Divas and sister wives. In that era, it was very,

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01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,200
Speaker 1: very easy to find it because it was kind of

1536
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 1: a new, you know world. So right now are casting

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01:19:56,439 --> 01:20:00,719
Speaker 1: experts because it's gotten so hard, they are out there

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01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 1: trying to find like a needle in a haystack. And

1539
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,519
Speaker 1: the thought was, well, what if we put this on

1540
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:11,479
Speaker 1: steroids and went to the biggest possible haystack ever, which

1541
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 1: is you guys, and a big haystack and reach one

1542
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 1: of the biggest audiences on the planet and said, hey,

1543
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,639
Speaker 1: you know, we are right now casting for X and

1544
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,160
Speaker 1: if you know people or if you are that type

1545
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 1: of person, come onto Elvis tvcasting dot com and fill

1546
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,679
Speaker 1: it out, tell it and we will call you. Our

1547
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:37,040
Speaker 1: tests have been great so far. Well listen to this.

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01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,000
Speaker 1: This latest idea I think is the best one you

1549
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,120
Speaker 1: guys have ever had. Are you or do you know

1550
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:47,160
Speaker 1: of someone who is a fabulously dynamic woman who works

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01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:50,960
Speaker 1: with other women who are also outrageous full of personality

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01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 1: and would be great on TV. So so, the first

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01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,639
Speaker 1: thing I think is a business. Let me just give

1554
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:59,680
Speaker 1: you an example. Let's say you're all working at a

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01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,679
Speaker 1: restaurant together. It's all women, it's owned by a woman,

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01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: managed by a woman, All the people who work there

1557
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 1: are women. What is that daylike at that restaurant? You

1558
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:10,800
Speaker 1: know there's gonna be fun in frolicking. Do you know

1559
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,760
Speaker 1: there's going to be moments of heartache. There's going to

1560
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,840
Speaker 1: be I need a sister to put my head on

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01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 1: his shoulder and cry. You know, there's gonna be all

1562
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 1: these different moments that would be great for TV. Right

1563
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,400
Speaker 1: So what are your thoughts you know on this idea,

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01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 1: You now that perfectly. I mean, we're looking for, you know,

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01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:29,680
Speaker 1: high energy women. Obviously high energy because on TV you

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01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:32,439
Speaker 1: need to have high energy. Who are They could be

1567
01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:35,200
Speaker 1: self made businesswoman, they could be part of an amazing

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01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,960
Speaker 1: group of women who work together. You know, these are

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01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 1: really special women who are ahead of the curve, who

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01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,439
Speaker 1: who are really witty and have wisdom and humor, and

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01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:47,560
Speaker 1: you know, they're not afraid to have a dirty martini

1572
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:51,120
Speaker 1: or two or three or four and tell the honest truth.

1573
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 1: And that's kind of what we're looking for. It could

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01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,760
Speaker 1: be somebody just about anywhere. I mean, just to give

1575
01:21:57,760 --> 01:22:00,840
Speaker 1: you an example, we have just in the test run,

1576
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: gotten hundreds and hundreds of entries from the winning states

1577
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,639
Speaker 1: so far are New Jersey and Florida, by the way,

1578
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:15,360
Speaker 1: and that's roally the controversy. We know that. But we

1579
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:19,880
Speaker 1: also have Utah, Texas, Pennsylvania, Alabama, Michigan, North Carolina, all

1580
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:24,120
Speaker 1: over the world. We've gotten submissions from barbershops and salons

1581
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 1: and dental offices and gymnastics, you know, places, jewelry sellers.

1582
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:33,639
Speaker 1: We even got a toilet partition company. All right, all

1583
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: women all women toilet partition company exactly, all right. So

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01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:41,040
Speaker 1: we're looking for women who are all a part of

1585
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:44,800
Speaker 1: like a maybe a family run business, a group of friends, whatever.

1586
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:48,720
Speaker 1: You start your own business, women owned companies where the

1587
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:52,280
Speaker 1: women are calling the shots and managing other women being

1588
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:55,479
Speaker 1: managed by women. There's an interesting dynamic there. Whatever. You

1589
01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:57,320
Speaker 1: you know who you are. You know if you guys

1590
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 1: have the energy to pull this off in your own show.

1591
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,920
Speaker 1: So here's what we want you to do. Bruce, uh

1592
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:04,080
Speaker 1: and all of us here have set up this this

1593
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 1: address for you to go to. It's Elvis tvcasting dot com.

1594
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,599
Speaker 1: All right. If you or you know someone who's interested,

1595
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 1: this is the address Elvis tvcasting dot com. And you

1596
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:17,520
Speaker 1: know where you're gonna find. You're gonna find in a

1597
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:21,960
Speaker 1: totally totally perfect scenario for this show. You are if

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01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,519
Speaker 1: you haven't already, sure, hope. So the the you know

1599
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,639
Speaker 1: Kardashians have been on for ten or twelve or fifteen years.

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01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,639
Speaker 1: So we need new blood in the TV game, Yes,

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01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,040
Speaker 1: we need new blood. Well, they're creating more so there

1602
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 1: are planning. Yeah, they're they're creating new blood every day.

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01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 1: All right, Bruce, thank you so much. I love that

1604
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 1: we put this out there, and we're gonna put this

1605
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,840
Speaker 1: up at Elvis dan dot com or all over our

1606
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 1: social whatever. We'll make sure we have this address. Thank you,

1607
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:47,439
Speaker 1: Bruce Klein. Have a beautiful day. Okay, awesome later, take care.

1608
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 1: So can you you can picture what this show would

1609
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:52,559
Speaker 1: be like. I'm currently thinking about our girl Dina with

1610
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,839
Speaker 1: the pinkcare, who runs her own hair salon and employs

1611
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,960
Speaker 1: all women. And every time I'm there, I have such

1612
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,760
Speaker 1: a good time and we talk about quite interesting things. Yes,

1613
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 1: I think that would be great. So again, it's Elvis

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01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:07,000
Speaker 1: tvcasting dot com. There you go, Great Tea. You're ready

1615
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: for your topic train? Are you kidding? I was born ready?

1616
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,960
Speaker 1: All right? These topics are from the mind of Great

1617
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,320
Speaker 1: Tea and mine only. And by the way, we're ut

1618
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:21,720
Speaker 1: to getting into sound with Garrett. So if you need

1619
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,280
Speaker 1: a reason to keep listening, here we go. Yeah, all right.

1620
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,920
Speaker 1: So if one of these topics hits a nerve with you,

1621
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:28,840
Speaker 1: we'll give you the number to call. You call us

1622
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,640
Speaker 1: and we'll love everybody. Call flood the lines what I

1623
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:33,479
Speaker 1: would call it. Only if you have a reason to call.

1624
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:35,599
Speaker 1: I just need help. All right, here we go. Your

1625
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,200
Speaker 1: first topic is are you a magician. I want to

1626
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,960
Speaker 1: know if you're a magician, I wonder how to do

1627
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,479
Speaker 1: some of these tricks. How do you pull a rabbit

1628
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 1: out of a hat? I mean, how do you saw

1629
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:47,280
Speaker 1: somebody in the house in the half without without hurting them?

1630
01:24:47,439 --> 01:24:49,679
Speaker 1: How do you open up your wallet and fire shots out?

1631
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:51,680
Speaker 1: We don't want to do this. Why do we know?

1632
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:54,280
Speaker 1: Want people giving their magic secrets on? No, we want

1633
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 1: to keep it magic. They have other ones. I just

1634
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,680
Speaker 1: want to know a couple like, how does it know

1635
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:01,200
Speaker 1: what card I have? I just want to know. Oh, no,

1636
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,479
Speaker 1: you're gonna ruin it. It's like you're you're you're a

1637
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 1: spoil or you're a trick spoil. You don't want to

1638
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:07,519
Speaker 1: know how he pulls a rabbit out of a hat. No,

1639
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,680
Speaker 1: I want of those people who could just enjoy it

1640
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:13,639
Speaker 1: as a magic trick. I don't need to know. Don't

1641
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:16,959
Speaker 1: call for that one, all right, Next topic skateboarding injuries.

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01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,559
Speaker 1: This one was great. So the other day I'm driving

1643
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,000
Speaker 1: around and I saw this kid wipe out on his

1644
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,880
Speaker 1: skateboard in a parking lot. But I'm just laughing. But

1645
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:26,840
Speaker 1: he was okay. He got up and he continued to

1646
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,240
Speaker 1: skateboard away. It reminded me of myself. But I want

1647
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:31,920
Speaker 1: to know, have you ever gotten hurt on a skateboard?

1648
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,000
Speaker 1: What was your skateboarding? Do you want to talk about

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01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:35,960
Speaker 1: injuries like people are gonna call up and talk about

1650
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:39,000
Speaker 1: a bone. Do you really want to hear them on

1651
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,639
Speaker 1: the radio? Those are great, Okay, let's crutch that one off.

1652
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:46,200
Speaker 1: All right, all right? Next next topic is suspended from work?

1653
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 1: So I want to know did you ever get suspended

1654
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:51,280
Speaker 1: from work? How long were you suspending for? No, No,

1655
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna get calls about sexual harassment and stuff like that.

1656
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:55,080
Speaker 1: We don't need to hear that on the show. All right,

1657
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,439
Speaker 1: here's a topic, you have too much money? Well, I

1658
01:25:58,479 --> 01:26:00,320
Speaker 1: wanted to know if you have too much money, what

1659
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,240
Speaker 1: would you want to do with it? Our good Frank

1660
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:05,040
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos. He's got a company of his own's called

1661
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:08,280
Speaker 1: Blue Origin. He now wants to plan a mission to

1662
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 1: uh to the Moon. He wants to live on the

1663
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:12,640
Speaker 1: moon in twenty twenty four. That's how you know you

1664
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:14,960
Speaker 1: have too much money? So you have too much money? So, yeah,

1665
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,040
Speaker 1: you want people to call ups that have too much money? Yeah,

1666
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:19,000
Speaker 1: you have too much money. What would you believe people

1667
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,439
Speaker 1: with all the money, don't listen to this show? All right,

1668
01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:22,439
Speaker 1: So we gotta scratch. Okay, we gotta scratch at the

1669
01:26:22,439 --> 01:26:29,200
Speaker 1: top of track. Don't know the whole train is what

1670
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:34,000
Speaker 1: happened here? You know? You know? Okay, try again and

1671
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,960
Speaker 1: then we'll go back to you don't know. If there's

1672
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,760
Speaker 1: somebody's calling maybe maybe. All right, let's get into a

1673
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:41,439
Speaker 1: Garrett sound. What do you have gart Let's talk about

1674
01:26:41,479 --> 01:26:43,120
Speaker 1: new music that came out. We've been hearing an all

1675
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:46,040
Speaker 1: morning edge here in Justin bieber I don't care, yeah,

1676
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:50,120
Speaker 1: because I don't care baby? Or is this morning? A

1677
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:54,559
Speaker 1: great team called him justin Timberlake. It was accident, I

1678
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:58,439
Speaker 1: swear right in front of his face. Megan Trainer also

1679
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,599
Speaker 1: has a new song. It's called Beat This Woman. It's

1680
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,719
Speaker 1: in the Hustle movie that's out this weekend with Anne

1681
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:16,160
Speaker 1: Hathaway Can't hold love You? Megan all right? And Zane

1682
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:19,400
Speaker 1: and Java Award have a whole new world, which will

1683
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:21,519
Speaker 1: be in the live action version of Aladdin that comes

1684
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:40,760
Speaker 1: out really hold will wow. Zane is a great voice,

1685
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 1: so does Via No you had. Zane's all tattered up.

1686
01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:53,320
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the movie. Hold the World sounds

1687
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:56,040
Speaker 1: better when you got tattoos. All right, let's go to Sacramento.

1688
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:58,920
Speaker 1: CBS thirteen was doing a story about a man who

1689
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 1: was arrested for pleasuring himself in a neighborhood. But listen

1690
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:06,040
Speaker 1: to how some of the neighbors described this. Did a

1691
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:09,120
Speaker 1: triple take, and that's when I noticed an obscene act

1692
01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:11,320
Speaker 1: taking place in front of my eyes, hands pulled down

1693
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,080
Speaker 1: to the angles, pleasuring him, stuff like it was an

1694
01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:18,840
Speaker 1: enemiesman park. It was what's okay? I know when I'm

1695
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:22,519
Speaker 1: at Disneyland, I loved pleasure by s yes in front

1696
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:27,120
Speaker 1: of the teacups. So weird. All right, it's teacher appreciation

1697
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,080
Speaker 1: Week and we all have our favorite teachers here. You

1698
01:28:30,160 --> 01:28:32,400
Speaker 1: never want to be called pleasuring yourself and the it's

1699
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 1: a small world ride. Um, so we there's a video

1700
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,519
Speaker 1: at Elvis Durand dot com where we all talk about

1701
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:41,519
Speaker 1: our favorite teachers. So here's a clip of Danielle and

1702
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:44,360
Speaker 1: Scary talking about their favorite teachers. Professor but Tilly, who

1703
01:28:44,439 --> 01:28:48,040
Speaker 1: is my communications professor. He was amazing. He's one of

1704
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:50,400
Speaker 1: the reasons that I'm at the radio station today. He

1705
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:53,760
Speaker 1: actually let me take the phone call that told me

1706
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:57,400
Speaker 1: I got my internship at the station while I was

1707
01:28:57,439 --> 01:29:01,080
Speaker 1: in his class. I gotta missus Barlam third grade teacher.

1708
01:29:01,479 --> 01:29:05,360
Speaker 1: She actually made it fun to come to school every day. Wow,

1709
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:07,599
Speaker 1: here you go. Eldst and dot com has that video.

1710
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,599
Speaker 1: I think about those teachers that inspired you. All right,

1711
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:12,320
Speaker 1: and there's a new show, a reboot show on Fox

1712
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:14,800
Speaker 1: that premiered last night called Paradise Hotel, where a bunch

1713
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:16,679
Speaker 1: of singles go to an island stay at a hotel.

1714
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:18,760
Speaker 1: If they hook up, they stay, If not, they get

1715
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:21,799
Speaker 1: kicked off. But listen to the voiceover guy of the show,

1716
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,800
Speaker 1: the voiceover guy for the show. Yeah, all right, here

1717
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:30,800
Speaker 1: we go. This is Paradise Hotel, an exclusive results where

1718
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:35,160
Speaker 1: eleven gorgeous singles have come to find love. He sounds good.

1719
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:38,280
Speaker 1: So that's what Fox ended up going with the You

1720
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:40,880
Speaker 1: know who came in second place for that voiceover job,

1721
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:45,800
Speaker 1: our very own Greg Tea. So this is Gregg Tea's

1722
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:51,760
Speaker 1: audition for Paradise Hotel. Welcome to Paradise Hotel, a luxurious

1723
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:55,080
Speaker 1: getaway on the edge of the world where beautiful young

1724
01:29:55,160 --> 01:29:58,400
Speaker 1: things come to play. Here they can relax, free from

1725
01:29:58,439 --> 01:30:02,400
Speaker 1: the stresses and the demands of the constant influencing swiping

1726
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:07,120
Speaker 1: in DM sliding. Here's what's in store in Paradise. That

1727
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:09,080
Speaker 1: was that was runner up. Yeah, but they didn't put

1728
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:15,080
Speaker 1: any music behind him. That's not fair, that's unfair. This

1729
01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:20,840
Speaker 1: is Paradise Hotel Park. Maybe if you spoke with an

1730
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Ausi accent. I was just proud to be the runner up.

1731
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,920
Speaker 1: He's always the runner up in things. You know. I

1732
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:28,320
Speaker 1: will tell you great. He does have a very interesting voice.

1733
01:30:28,320 --> 01:30:30,479
Speaker 1: And you've been you've been runner up on many things.

1734
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:34,160
Speaker 1: I mean, didn't Rio the movie what? Yeah, I didn't

1735
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:36,519
Speaker 1: get the part? Will i Am got the part? Yeah?

1736
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:39,360
Speaker 1: What about Ashton Kutcher got your part? I was supposed

1737
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,439
Speaker 1: to be in a Pizza Hut commercial and he got that,

1738
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:43,479
Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher. And so so now he thinks all of

1739
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 1: the success Ashton Kutcher has, he would have had all

1740
01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:51,080
Speaker 1: of that, could have married Demi Moore and been hot, like,

1741
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:55,559
Speaker 1: oh my god, always the bridesmaid? Right, but wait, do

1742
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:59,760
Speaker 1: you have one more song? M Yeah? I have the

1743
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,960
Speaker 1: full the full ones right there on the Today we

1744
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,679
Speaker 1: don't have a Yeah, if we have time, I'm gonna

1745
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:06,000
Speaker 1: play a second of it. The logic eminem I love

1746
01:31:06,040 --> 01:31:07,519
Speaker 1: this I'm aside, I'm gonna give you a piece of

1747
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:10,920
Speaker 1: it right here. Huh So listen to them get into it?

1748
01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:20,400
Speaker 1: Why dad, okay, can we play this? Watch up? That's

1749
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:21,960
Speaker 1: like an addic with a semi You gotta matic would

1750
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,639
Speaker 1: have had it any ready for anybody to book back.

1751
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:25,800
Speaker 1: Catch a vibe. Ain't way we leaven nobody you laugh

1752
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:28,280
Speaker 1: much the slide? No, what'd I'll be feeling the killing this.

1753
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm coming for your man, and this lady didn't even

1754
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:31,559
Speaker 1: a baby. I'm feeling like I'm can take a pick

1755
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,080
Speaker 1: a slim shady with bradies. I'm home on out of

1756
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:34,960
Speaker 1: the mouth, and nobody taking me out. Every single rapper

1757
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:39,040
Speaker 1: area getting logics, gonna be on with us next week? Yeah, logic.

1758
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,519
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a little bit of anything. And you're a

1759
01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:43,439
Speaker 1: good American Garretta, thank you very much. High school, he's school.

1760
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:46,000
Speaker 1: He's not raps here, he's not single one of you.

1761
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,599
Speaker 1: People are calling for your chump, your topic training. We're

1762
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:50,920
Speaker 1: not even doing it right. All right, I'll tell you

1763
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:52,519
Speaker 1: what what's to take it. Don't take any more calls.

1764
01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:55,080
Speaker 1: We'll take a few. We'll see what they're all about. Hello, Jordan,

1765
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:57,680
Speaker 1: how are you I'm good. I'm good. How are you

1766
01:31:57,680 --> 01:31:59,880
Speaker 1: guys doing well? Now? Which of the topics on the

1767
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:04,479
Speaker 1: canceled topic train are you calling? Him? So? I've got

1768
01:32:04,479 --> 01:32:09,719
Speaker 1: a really, really bad but good skateboarding injury story tells

1769
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:13,040
Speaker 1: what happened skateboarding injury. So I was. It was one

1770
01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:15,120
Speaker 1: of my first times at the skate park, me and

1771
01:32:15,479 --> 01:32:16,960
Speaker 1: a couple of the kids out of my neighborhood and

1772
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:21,559
Speaker 1: one of my best friends included. Well, at pretty much

1773
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:27,839
Speaker 1: the same time as I was. You know, the computer

1774
01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:32,280
Speaker 1: just farted start over. So you were at the skate park. Yes,

1775
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:34,960
Speaker 1: we were at the skatepark. I was about fourteen fifteen

1776
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:38,479
Speaker 1: years old, and I was coming down a skate ramp.

1777
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:41,599
Speaker 1: I ended up twisting my ankle at the same time,

1778
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,479
Speaker 1: my buddy got distracted and snapped his board in half

1779
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:52,480
Speaker 1: and sliced open his man part gone. No, he sliced

1780
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:56,880
Speaker 1: open like how sliced open like needed stitches Like he

1781
01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 1: was holding one of his pieces in his Hey, you

1782
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:06,519
Speaker 1: want to do the topic. That's a great story, all right.

1783
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:12,559
Speaker 1: So are his men parts okay? Well, I mean, as

1784
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:15,240
Speaker 1: as far as I know, they were able to, you know,

1785
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:19,000
Speaker 1: stitch everything back together and still you know, it still

1786
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:24,240
Speaker 1: works because he has kids. But yeah, that was that

1787
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:27,920
Speaker 1: was very tragic and all right, well scary, all right,

1788
01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:31,360
Speaker 1: we see you see these videos all the time skateboard

1789
01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:34,680
Speaker 1: accidents and it just yeah, all right, Geordie, I'm glad

1790
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:38,439
Speaker 1: you're still alive to talk about. Thanks for listening to us. Hello, Chrissy,

1791
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:42,719
Speaker 1: good morning, Good morning. All right, welcome to Great Tea's

1792
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:46,040
Speaker 1: canceled topic train Which canceled topic are you calling about?

1793
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:50,040
Speaker 1: I got suspitted from work? What did you do wrong?

1794
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:54,599
Speaker 1: What happened? I died my hair blue? You've got we're

1795
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:57,120
Speaker 1: dying your hair blue? What kind of job is it?

1796
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,960
Speaker 1: I worked at a convenient store and it was a

1797
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:04,920
Speaker 1: little family run convenience store in a small town, and

1798
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: they thought that a lot of their regulars would not

1799
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:11,040
Speaker 1: want to come and see somebody with blue hair. So

1800
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:13,320
Speaker 1: they told me I would suspend it until I died

1801
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:16,880
Speaker 1: it back. And did you die it back? Unfortunately? I

1802
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:21,440
Speaker 1: had to understand that's horrible though. Man, that's your expression,

1803
01:34:21,479 --> 01:34:23,320
Speaker 1: that's what you wanted to do. It's a free country.

1804
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 1: But you know what, that's all right because now I

1805
01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:28,880
Speaker 1: have a job to where I have dyed my hair

1806
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:34,160
Speaker 1: up to six different colors at one time. All right, nice,

1807
01:34:34,479 --> 01:34:37,559
Speaker 1: you can't broke here. You have blue hair. I don't

1808
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:39,000
Speaker 1: want to work here because you won't let me have

1809
01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:42,719
Speaker 1: blue hair. Strange people. All right, thank you for calling.

1810
01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:45,479
Speaker 1: Thank you, Chrissy. This is you're listening to the canceled

1811
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:50,800
Speaker 1: tompy Tray. Hello, Mary, Hi, which of a great teas

1812
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:55,719
Speaker 1: canceled topics? Are you calling about? Having too much money? Oh? Mary,

1813
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:57,519
Speaker 1: you're so rich? What are you doing with it all?

1814
01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:00,519
Speaker 1: Actually I've married a guy who I thought it had

1815
01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:03,519
Speaker 1: too much money and started costs more than you know

1816
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,519
Speaker 1: because he had his own business, so it costs more

1817
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:10,840
Speaker 1: than you know. Done my thought. Wow, wow, that's sad.

1818
01:35:11,439 --> 01:35:15,240
Speaker 1: All right, yeah it is. I'm assuming you moved on, right,

1819
01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:20,320
Speaker 1: he's out of the picture. No, I ended up marrying him. Okay,

1820
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:22,640
Speaker 1: well so you got that. That sounds great. Are you

1821
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:26,160
Speaker 1: happily married with this guy? Yeah, we've been together almost

1822
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:31,040
Speaker 1: seven years now, good news. This is good news, you know. Ye. Well,

1823
01:35:31,080 --> 01:35:34,439
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us, Mary. Thank you. There you go.

1824
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:39,560
Speaker 1: That topic did really well. All Right, We're gonna move on.

1825
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:41,599
Speaker 1: But I love you a great team. I love you too.

1826
01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:44,280
Speaker 1: Let's get into the Daniel report. Danielle is out getting

1827
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:48,360
Speaker 1: a coldoscopy. So Gandhi's all in tech today. What's going

1828
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:50,080
Speaker 1: on here? We go? All right? The Jonas brothers have

1829
01:35:50,160 --> 01:35:52,800
Speaker 1: a documentary coming out called Chasing Happiness. It's going to

1830
01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:56,120
Speaker 1: be seen, I have not. It looks really good. It's

1831
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:58,680
Speaker 1: coming out June fourth, Amazon Prime, and they're gonna be

1832
01:35:58,720 --> 01:36:01,160
Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live this weekend. And you know, when

1833
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:03,639
Speaker 1: they were here with us the morning they released Sucker,

1834
01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:06,960
Speaker 1: they talked about how when the Jones brothers broke up,

1835
01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:09,479
Speaker 1: when they broke up, and there were definitely some issues

1836
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:12,240
Speaker 1: there and they do talk about them. I'm very excited,

1837
01:36:12,439 --> 01:36:14,479
Speaker 1: deep family issues. So wait till this documentary comes out.

1838
01:36:14,479 --> 01:36:17,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great tasting happiness, all right. David Beckham

1839
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:20,240
Speaker 1: and Danielle Monaro have something in common because Danielle got

1840
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:23,120
Speaker 1: a ticket for texting while she was driving. David Beckham

1841
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:25,640
Speaker 1: lost his license for six months. He can't drive in

1842
01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:29,120
Speaker 1: England because he was texting and driving. And he's a Bentley. Yes.

1843
01:36:29,479 --> 01:36:31,880
Speaker 1: Can you imagine a Bentley not being driven? No? I can't.

1844
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:33,840
Speaker 1: He's gonna have to have a driver. So they have

1845
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:36,000
Speaker 1: that in common. Maybe Danielle's happy, all right, Nate, This

1846
01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:38,800
Speaker 1: one's for you. Aaron Rodgers is supposed to make a

1847
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:42,519
Speaker 1: cameo appearance this weekend in Game of Thrones. Yeah, we

1848
01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:44,120
Speaker 1: don't know who he's going to be or which part

1849
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:46,000
Speaker 1: of the show he's going to be in, but look

1850
01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:49,720
Speaker 1: for Aaron Rodgers. Is that a spoiler? No? No, Lots

1851
01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:51,800
Speaker 1: of people have been making random cameos that just love

1852
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:54,160
Speaker 1: the show and beg to be part of it, all right.

1853
01:36:54,439 --> 01:36:57,880
Speaker 1: Ria URA's accountant is gonna face five to eight months

1854
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:01,200
Speaker 1: in jail for taking three point one million dollars from her.

1855
01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:03,600
Speaker 1: No good there, but he did have to pay the

1856
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:07,200
Speaker 1: piper Cardibi says that she did, in fact get liposuction,

1857
01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:09,160
Speaker 1: and she wants to keep it real because she wasn't

1858
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:11,000
Speaker 1: happy with her body after she had a baby, so

1859
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:12,559
Speaker 1: she took care of it. She got her boobs done.

1860
01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:14,559
Speaker 1: She's got a little tweak with the liposuction as well.

1861
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:19,040
Speaker 1: And this weekend, Ryan Reynolds movie Detective Pikadu hits theaters

1862
01:37:19,080 --> 01:37:21,200
Speaker 1: and it's gotten really good reviews. I'm actually looking at

1863
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:24,880
Speaker 1: one right now. They're calling it pika Doo Oh cool. Yeah, well,

1864
01:37:24,920 --> 01:37:26,800
Speaker 1: thank you, you're welcome. God, there's a great job in

1865
01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:29,960
Speaker 1: for Danielle. But for the record, we missed Danielle. We

1866
01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:31,880
Speaker 1: do I love you d because people are gonna start texting,

1867
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:34,439
Speaker 1: why'd you say that mean? Think about Danyelle? Did I

1868
01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:37,560
Speaker 1: say something mean about Danielle? And great tea? I do

1869
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:39,439
Speaker 1: love you. I'd love you too, and good thing we

1870
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:43,320
Speaker 1: canceled that to. Some of these people are just stupid.

1871
01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:49,479
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran

1872
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:53,599
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. I noticed this trending the other day.

1873
01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:57,640
Speaker 1: Milk in first, Oh, cereal, are you a milk in

1874
01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:00,160
Speaker 1: first person? You put the milk in, then you at

1875
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:02,760
Speaker 1: the cereal or monstrous? No, why is that monstrous? It's

1876
01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:06,200
Speaker 1: it's cereal and milk. It's the same thing. So you're

1877
01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:07,639
Speaker 1: saying you have to have the cereal in there because

1878
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:09,640
Speaker 1: some cereal floats, some doesn't. So you need to know,

1879
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:12,800
Speaker 1: like how the cereal's going to fill up the bowl

1880
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:15,600
Speaker 1: and the milk should go. Second. Yeah, I need to

1881
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:17,080
Speaker 1: know how much cereal I have before I put the

1882
01:38:17,080 --> 01:38:19,479
Speaker 1: milk in, because the milk really dictates how the cereal's

1883
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:21,760
Speaker 1: going to taste. Right. Do you ever pouring coffee, I

1884
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:24,519
Speaker 1: mean of milk then coffee? Yes, yeah, I do that,

1885
01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:26,639
Speaker 1: don't know the bread the British when they make tea,

1886
01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:28,360
Speaker 1: they put you know, they put warm milk and then

1887
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:30,760
Speaker 1: they put the tea. Yeah one, but but you do

1888
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:33,479
Speaker 1: milk first on call. With coffee, I need milk and

1889
01:38:33,479 --> 01:38:35,240
Speaker 1: sugar first and then the coffee because I just feel

1890
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:37,120
Speaker 1: like it mixes better. But with Cereal it has to

1891
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:40,479
Speaker 1: be cereal than milk, right, so scary. What's this specific

1892
01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:43,759
Speaker 1: reason why you would put milk then cereal? No Cereal

1893
01:38:43,840 --> 01:38:47,439
Speaker 1: than milk. The reason why is because I like a

1894
01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:50,720
Speaker 1: crunchy of cereal. So the time in which you know

1895
01:38:50,840 --> 01:38:53,880
Speaker 1: it goes soggy, you know it starts. You know, there's

1896
01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:56,080
Speaker 1: a time there. So the milk comes in, it's two

1897
01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:59,880
Speaker 1: seconds different. How long do you leave your cereal in there?

1898
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:03,360
Speaker 1: I like it half dry, so just like wet cereal.

1899
01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:04,840
Speaker 1: So when I put the milk, if you like it

1900
01:39:04,880 --> 01:39:06,640
Speaker 1: half dried, wouldn't it make more sense to put the

1901
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:08,479
Speaker 1: milk in first, so you have your half try cereal

1902
01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:10,600
Speaker 1: that wasn't touched by the milky rapporing in. Well, you know,

1903
01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:12,280
Speaker 1: I gotta go first with that and then and then

1904
01:39:12,439 --> 01:39:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm with Gandhi cream and sugar first. Yeah, Frogy. What

1905
01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:17,400
Speaker 1: about you. I'm a cereal in the bowl first and

1906
01:39:17,479 --> 01:39:20,200
Speaker 1: then milk on top to just the right level. But

1907
01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:22,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to drown my cereal. Right, speaking of cereal,

1908
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:25,880
Speaker 1: have you seen the new uh the new podcast that

1909
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:30,120
Speaker 1: Scottie B and my assistant Andrew are doing, Cereal Killers? Yep?

1910
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,400
Speaker 1: Would you like to come talk about it? They're just

1911
01:39:32,479 --> 01:39:37,960
Speaker 1: sitting there all right. So you're the expert for cereal,

1912
01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:42,040
Speaker 1: Scottie B. Yea four episodes so far of cereal Killers. Andrew,

1913
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:45,640
Speaker 1: we're talking about your podcast. Uh? Yeah, you're getting advertisement

1914
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:47,519
Speaker 1: on the show. You should come in, yes, talk about it.

1915
01:39:47,840 --> 01:39:50,560
Speaker 1: It's it's a podcast about two idiots that sit and

1916
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,760
Speaker 1: eat cereal and talk about it. And so what you

1917
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:56,280
Speaker 1: do every episode as you try? I'd like a cereal

1918
01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:58,000
Speaker 1: you've never had before. Right, we'll do a brand new

1919
01:39:58,080 --> 01:40:00,640
Speaker 1: cereal and a classic cereal and we'll will rate it

1920
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:03,160
Speaker 1: and tell everybody how it is. Now, what about the

1921
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:06,519
Speaker 1: milk first concept? Well, that all depends. I used to

1922
01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:08,519
Speaker 1: do that. If the milk was too far away from

1923
01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:10,080
Speaker 1: the cereal, I would put the milk in first, and

1924
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:11,679
Speaker 1: then I'd go get the cereal. I know it doesn't

1925
01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:15,680
Speaker 1: make sense, but I'm crazy. Yeah, what about you, Andrew? Um,

1926
01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:18,680
Speaker 1: I do cereal than milk? Right? Yeah, me too. It

1927
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:23,320
Speaker 1: should be a lost cereal than milk. It's what you want, Dotte.

1928
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:25,080
Speaker 1: You don't know how much milk you know? You don't.

1929
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:28,400
Speaker 1: There's your point exactly, because some cereal float, some doesn't.

1930
01:40:28,479 --> 01:40:30,439
Speaker 1: You just don't know. You just don't know, all right.

1931
01:40:30,479 --> 01:40:33,439
Speaker 1: So the last episode, what was like the new cereal

1932
01:40:33,479 --> 01:40:35,280
Speaker 1: you tried? The new cereal that we tried was the

1933
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:41,880
Speaker 1: cold Stone Creamery Birthday Cake remix. I'll be honest with you.

1934
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,599
Speaker 1: I'm with you, Andrew. I didn't think it was all

1935
01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:46,719
Speaker 1: that great. Yeah, it's more of a snack than a breakfast.

1936
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:49,280
Speaker 1: I mean, and it's got chocolate marshmallows in it, which

1937
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:52,320
Speaker 1: is delicious. You know, uh, Andrew, did you? You didn't

1938
01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 1: like it? No, it's just had a weird texture and

1939
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:57,479
Speaker 1: Malto meal makes it, which yeah, I didn't even know

1940
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:59,120
Speaker 1: they need cereals. The worst part about that one is

1941
01:40:59,160 --> 01:41:02,439
Speaker 1: the milk was a Yeah, the milk comes out really

1942
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:04,720
Speaker 1: like government grain, but it was delicious to close your

1943
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:09,120
Speaker 1: eyes and drink it. Okay, so it sounds like a date. So,

1944
01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:12,400
Speaker 1: so did you do an old school cereal as well. Yes,

1945
01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:16,599
Speaker 1: that one was Rice Crispies. Yes, Rice Crispi's by themself,

1946
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:19,240
Speaker 1: not so good. You gotta ad, you gotta sugar. It's

1947
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:23,719
Speaker 1: a base top. I liked it. I gave it three bowls.

1948
01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:27,439
Speaker 1: We have a very highly Your rating system is bowls,

1949
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:30,040
Speaker 1: their balls, and spoons. Okay, so a bowl is like

1950
01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:32,439
Speaker 1: a full point, right, and then a spoon is like

1951
01:41:32,479 --> 01:41:35,200
Speaker 1: a half a point. So like cold Stone Cereal got

1952
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:37,599
Speaker 1: like two bowls and a spoon for me, So it's

1953
01:41:37,600 --> 01:41:39,839
Speaker 1: like a two point five. All right, what's the total

1954
01:41:40,280 --> 01:41:42,560
Speaker 1: ball to five out of five? That's that's not a

1955
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:44,760
Speaker 1: bad raining. Wait until you hear the Oh you're giving

1956
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:47,479
Speaker 1: all sorts of spoilers for all the people. Well, wait

1957
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:49,800
Speaker 1: until you hear you been out of cream frosted flakes review.

1958
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:54,960
Speaker 1: Oh I bet that's super sweet. That sounds very disgusting. Yeah,

1959
01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:59,800
Speaker 1: it's disgusting pretty much. Just review. It's one thing to

1960
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:01,639
Speaker 1: you got to see them because you have to see

1961
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:04,080
Speaker 1: their facial reactions as they eat the cereal. So this

1962
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:07,479
Speaker 1: is the new podcast called Cereal Killers on heart Radio

1963
01:42:07,520 --> 01:42:09,800
Speaker 1: and iHeartRadio. So do a search for cereal Killers with

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01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:13,160
Speaker 1: a C. Yes and we'd like to know what cereals

1965
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,800
Speaker 1: you want us to taste, so let us know. And

1966
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:16,680
Speaker 1: they're pretty good because every time I walk in there

1967
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:18,719
Speaker 1: to get my cereal, all like touch of box and Scotty,

1968
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:20,600
Speaker 1: he'll say, no, no, you don't want that one, that

1969
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:23,240
Speaker 1: one's gross. We have it. We always, at all times

1970
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:26,160
Speaker 1: have at least six boxes of cereal here. Love it.

1971
01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:28,240
Speaker 1: Although sometimes we go to them and there's like four

1972
01:42:28,320 --> 01:42:31,880
Speaker 1: flakes left. I don't know who does that hole? All right,

1973
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 1: So please support our podcasts. The newest in our stable

1974
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:42,519
Speaker 1: of podcast cereal killers. You up, all right, Uncle Johnny.

1975
01:42:43,680 --> 01:42:46,479
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny his last visit for the for the year

1976
01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:49,519
Speaker 1: until he goes out to Fire Island for the summer.

1977
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:52,479
Speaker 1: I'll be the May seventeenth or my first day, all right,

1978
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:54,280
Speaker 1: So what jokes do you have for first? Uncle Johnny?

1979
01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:59,280
Speaker 1: Love Uncle Johnny. Joke time. Here we go, all right.

1980
01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:02,960
Speaker 1: If I have five bottles in one hand and six

1981
01:43:03,240 --> 01:43:07,040
Speaker 1: in the other hand, what do I have? What? What

1982
01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:18,000
Speaker 1: do you have? A drinking problem? Okay? Thanks for you know? Okay, okay,

1983
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,920
Speaker 1: how do you know if you're not a very attractive woman?

1984
01:43:22,240 --> 01:43:25,160
Speaker 1: How do you know if you're not a very attractive woman.

1985
01:43:25,720 --> 01:43:28,120
Speaker 1: You know how much the drinks cost at the bar.

1986
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:35,840
Speaker 1: You don't don't explain the joke. You should never explain

1987
01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:38,439
Speaker 1: the joke. Well, you cut them down to three, and

1988
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't even have six jokes anymore. Why are you

1989
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:47,479
Speaker 1: complaining because we've shortened your joke account? Yes, okay, well

1990
01:43:47,479 --> 01:43:49,360
Speaker 1: I know, but I wanted to be on the al longer.

1991
01:43:49,520 --> 01:43:51,920
Speaker 1: I know, but it's better to have like three fantastic jokes.

1992
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:56,680
Speaker 1: Bike you're doing today exactly, and plus you did a

1993
01:43:56,720 --> 01:43:59,320
Speaker 1: whole song today too. Oh I did a song that's true.

1994
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,960
Speaker 1: All right, give me your final joke. Why does the

1995
01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:07,759
Speaker 1: drunk avon lady walk funny? Why the drunk lady walk funny?

1996
01:44:08,479 --> 01:44:15,519
Speaker 1: Her lips? Her lips stick, her lips? Thank you, Uncle

1997
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:20,600
Speaker 1: Johnny here jesus her lips stick. We got it, got it.

1998
01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:24,240
Speaker 1: Got the Morning Show's official YouTube channel. Go to YouTube

1999
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:28,280
Speaker 1: search Elvis Duran Show and subscribe today Elvis Duran in

2000
01:44:28,280 --> 01:44:38,599
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Wow, we've been doing this for several years,

2001
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:41,800
Speaker 1: and I gotta say there are so many people who

2002
01:44:41,880 --> 01:44:44,200
Speaker 1: have made it possible for us to stay on. I mean,

2003
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,679
Speaker 1: we've been on this show for twenty two three, twenty

2004
01:44:47,760 --> 01:44:51,800
Speaker 1: three years. Wow, and but well, you know, Gandhi. Look, yeah,

2005
01:44:51,840 --> 01:44:54,040
Speaker 1: you're the latest gift to arrive and we're so happy

2006
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:56,280
Speaker 1: you're here. But over the years, there have been so

2007
01:44:56,360 --> 01:44:59,120
Speaker 1: many people who were instrumental in keeping us on, and

2008
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:01,080
Speaker 1: every time they tried to fire us, there were like

2009
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:03,200
Speaker 1: four people who would step up and go, oh no,

2010
01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:05,560
Speaker 1: don't fire them. They're great and they really got it.

2011
01:45:05,880 --> 01:45:08,120
Speaker 1: One of them his name is Greg Chance. Thank you,

2012
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:10,439
Speaker 1: Greg Chance from one oh seven five Kiss FM and

2013
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:12,599
Speaker 1: Des Moines. He believed in us early. He knew how

2014
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:14,639
Speaker 1: to run our show better than anyone else and has

2015
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:17,120
Speaker 1: always been there for every time we needed him, except

2016
01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:21,720
Speaker 1: for Saint Louis. But besides the point, that wasn't me,

2017
01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:24,640
Speaker 1: that was that was you. It was you. It was you.

2018
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:28,160
Speaker 1: Now I'm kidding Greg, how long have you been with

2019
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:31,240
Speaker 1: that radio station? Well, actually when did you first start?

2020
01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:33,160
Speaker 1: The first time at that radio station in Des Moines

2021
01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:38,120
Speaker 1: so were It was June in nineteen eighty five. He's

2022
01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:42,639
Speaker 1: better than five. Yeah, So we launched Kiss FM July second.

2023
01:45:42,960 --> 01:45:44,720
Speaker 1: I have a nineteen ninety nine so it'll be twenty

2024
01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:47,080
Speaker 1: years old this year. And then we launched your show

2025
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:50,080
Speaker 1: on May fourth of two thousand and nine, so it's

2026
01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:52,360
Speaker 1: ten years this year. Yeah. So they put our show

2027
01:45:52,439 --> 01:45:54,280
Speaker 1: on on one or seven five Kiss FM and De

2028
01:45:54,360 --> 01:45:56,720
Speaker 1: Moines ten years ago, and I was, you know, me chance,

2029
01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:59,400
Speaker 1: I was the first to say De Moine's gonna Des

2030
01:45:59,479 --> 01:46:01,400
Speaker 1: Moines is going to hate us, They're gonna burn the

2031
01:46:01,520 --> 01:46:04,920
Speaker 1: building down. It was kind of funny because, you know,

2032
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:07,560
Speaker 1: Scottie and I looked to the Iowa State Fair that

2033
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:10,519
Speaker 1: year and we talked about the show, and when they

2034
01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:12,839
Speaker 1: came to us, They're like, hey, we've got three options,

2035
01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:14,439
Speaker 1: and you were one of them. And I'm mind, this

2036
01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:16,000
Speaker 1: is it. I know for a fact, this is the

2037
01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:18,160
Speaker 1: one we want to go with, just because I mean,

2038
01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:21,080
Speaker 1: I actually was fortunate enough to grow up and uh

2039
01:46:21,280 --> 01:46:23,160
Speaker 1: and my mother grew up in Stanford, Connecticut, so I've

2040
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:24,200
Speaker 1: been in New York, so I'd heard you on the

2041
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:26,240
Speaker 1: radio before and I'm like, this is I think this

2042
01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:28,400
Speaker 1: is the obvious choice. Well, yeah, you know, I was.

2043
01:46:28,520 --> 01:46:31,599
Speaker 1: I was a little suspect, you know, let's see what happens. Yeah,

2044
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:33,479
Speaker 1: you know, I'm telling you, the people of De Mine

2045
01:46:33,520 --> 01:46:36,160
Speaker 1: are such They're such godfaring, wonderful people, and we're such

2046
01:46:36,240 --> 01:46:38,920
Speaker 1: you know, a holes. Yeah, but the thing is So

2047
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:41,479
Speaker 1: the first year, even before you said you're going to

2048
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:42,960
Speaker 1: put us on, I said, We're going to the Iowa

2049
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:44,559
Speaker 1: State Fair. And we took the whole show, a bunch

2050
01:46:44,600 --> 01:46:46,000
Speaker 1: of New York there's a bunch of weirdos to the

2051
01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:48,640
Speaker 1: Iowa State Fair. People stood in line, not a not

2052
01:46:48,760 --> 01:46:51,240
Speaker 1: a long line that first year. The next year we

2053
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:53,280
Speaker 1: went after you put us on. The line was four

2054
01:46:53,479 --> 01:46:56,559
Speaker 1: hours long to come meet us. Remember that, Remember that, Greg,

2055
01:46:56,720 --> 01:46:59,519
Speaker 1: That was amazing. Yeah, it was, I mean it was.

2056
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:02,599
Speaker 1: It was funny because that's that year. I think, uh,

2057
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:05,840
Speaker 1: Safford team in and and I'm like, oh, no, we're

2058
01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:08,559
Speaker 1: not prepared. We were, Darren Feffer, We like, we weren't

2059
01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:11,599
Speaker 1: prepared to h to actually you know, we weren't prepared

2060
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:13,360
Speaker 1: for that huge line. But yes, we worked it out.

2061
01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:16,519
Speaker 1: Yeah we got through it. It was it was amazing.

2062
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:18,599
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Well, look so great. Chance has been

2063
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:20,800
Speaker 1: there since the beginning of the station. And also he

2064
01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 1: was the one who decided to bring us in and

2065
01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:25,959
Speaker 1: take a chance on us. And then then he perfected

2066
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:28,719
Speaker 1: the way radio stations run our show better than anyone

2067
01:47:28,760 --> 01:47:31,120
Speaker 1: else in the company, if I may add. And now

2068
01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:35,000
Speaker 1: Chance has said he's leaving he's leaving the station to

2069
01:47:35,080 --> 01:47:37,639
Speaker 1: go work with his family business, and we just wanted

2070
01:47:37,640 --> 01:47:41,240
Speaker 1: to say thank you, thank you so much for believing

2071
01:47:41,240 --> 01:47:44,360
Speaker 1: in us. I'm gonna cry. Thank you very much. Well, listen,

2072
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:47,599
Speaker 1: I uh, you guys have been one of the one

2073
01:47:47,640 --> 01:47:50,000
Speaker 1: of my most favorite things ever about about you know,

2074
01:47:50,160 --> 01:47:53,240
Speaker 1: being in the radio business. It's just been and you're all.

2075
01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:55,360
Speaker 1: You'll always be my morning show, I mean, and the

2076
01:47:55,439 --> 01:47:57,439
Speaker 1: best part about is that you know I can still

2077
01:47:57,479 --> 01:47:59,720
Speaker 1: listen to you every morning. It's all good. I'll still

2078
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:03,080
Speaker 1: be in deine whatever mad I want me app obviously,

2079
01:48:03,360 --> 01:48:05,519
Speaker 1: I love that. I'll never get I've never got. Tonight

2080
01:48:05,560 --> 01:48:06,960
Speaker 1: you got me so drunk I couldn't go to work

2081
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:11,920
Speaker 1: the next morning. I have no idea you were talking

2082
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:13,479
Speaker 1: that that was a night to Nate. In the morning,

2083
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:14,920
Speaker 1: Nate had to put me in a bathtub and turn

2084
01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:18,719
Speaker 1: the water on. Remember that night. Yeah, no, I don't.

2085
01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:23,920
Speaker 1: Well anyway, I can't thank you enough. And I and

2086
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm are you guys coming out to the wedding. Yeah,

2087
01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:28,760
Speaker 1: but then we'll dance. We'll have it well, the first

2088
01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:30,800
Speaker 1: dance will be with It'll be the great Chance dance.

2089
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:34,519
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, oh yes, I don't want to. I

2090
01:48:34,560 --> 01:48:36,800
Speaker 1: don't want to us that, Alex. Oh no, he'll be

2091
01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:38,720
Speaker 1: fine with it. Look, I just want to say thank you.

2092
01:48:38,720 --> 01:48:41,360
Speaker 1: We all want to say thank you, Chance. Thanks, thank

2093
01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:43,400
Speaker 1: you a great Chance. And if you're listening to us

2094
01:48:43,439 --> 01:48:45,759
Speaker 1: on one or seven five, Kiss have in Des Moines.

2095
01:48:46,360 --> 01:48:48,840
Speaker 1: Kiss is going to continue being a fantastic radio station.

2096
01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:52,320
Speaker 1: But there's definitely definitely a reason why it's so solid,

2097
01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:54,160
Speaker 1: and it's because of what great Chance has done all

2098
01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:57,479
Speaker 1: these years. You are a superstar. You are. I appreciate it,

2099
01:48:57,560 --> 01:49:00,640
Speaker 1: and you're a good kisser. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it

2100
01:49:00,720 --> 01:49:05,320
Speaker 1: makes out all right. Chance, have a beautiful weekend and

2101
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:08,519
Speaker 1: enjoy your your new phase in life. Okay, thanks guys,

2102
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:11,240
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. We love you. I love you too,

2103
01:49:11,360 --> 01:49:16,240
Speaker 1: my Chance. Wow. Yeah. You know when you think of

2104
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:17,640
Speaker 1: what you do for a living and the people you

2105
01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:20,360
Speaker 1: work with, do you think of it fondly? Yes? We

2106
01:49:20,439 --> 01:49:23,080
Speaker 1: do too, very much. So we do too. We're so lucky.

2107
01:49:23,080 --> 01:49:25,080
Speaker 1: I look at all the other companies out there trying

2108
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:27,760
Speaker 1: to do what we're doing, and I would not raid

2109
01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:31,679
Speaker 1: with any of them. For let's see, twenty five million dollars,

2110
01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:38,080
Speaker 1: and really I would do twenty six million. I'm there anyway.

2111
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:40,519
Speaker 1: And it's always those people that you would least expect

2112
01:49:40,560 --> 01:49:42,439
Speaker 1: to take a chance on you, and then I remember

2113
01:49:42,479 --> 01:49:44,519
Speaker 1: them forever. I'm like, wow, without this person, I would

2114
01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:47,479
Speaker 1: be nowhere. Thank you. Yeah, Gandhi, He's always been there

2115
01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:50,280
Speaker 1: for us, such a supporter. But you can stopping think

2116
01:49:50,280 --> 01:49:52,040
Speaker 1: about it. We have a lot of people in this company.

2117
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:57,120
Speaker 1: They're so so cool with us. They are Yeah, frog, Frog,

2118
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:58,640
Speaker 1: you can't talk. You haven't turn your microphone on if

2119
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:01,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk on the radio. You're my that person.

2120
01:50:01,240 --> 01:50:03,240
Speaker 1: You're the person that took a chance when and I

2121
01:50:03,320 --> 01:50:05,680
Speaker 1: didn't know you from anybody and I met you. I

2122
01:50:05,760 --> 01:50:07,519
Speaker 1: was in South Florida. We put why one hundred on

2123
01:50:07,560 --> 01:50:09,920
Speaker 1: the air and it it just worked, and you took

2124
01:50:09,960 --> 01:50:12,320
Speaker 1: a chance. I love you well, you're my brother. I

2125
01:50:12,439 --> 01:50:15,080
Speaker 1: love you as well. All right, Look, let's be honest.

2126
01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:16,680
Speaker 1: I took a chance on each and every one of you.

2127
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:19,960
Speaker 1: You are none of my people. I'm kiddy here he

2128
01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:22,080
Speaker 1: is you really roll the dice on me? So hey,

2129
01:50:22,240 --> 01:50:24,280
Speaker 1: not at all. You're our superstar. You allow me to

2130
01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:27,880
Speaker 1: stand behind you. Oh my god. Anyway, Yeah, and Uncle

2131
01:50:27,920 --> 01:50:31,400
Speaker 1: Johnny gets to make drinks. You know what you changed

2132
01:50:31,439 --> 01:50:33,720
Speaker 1: my life, Gandhi, let's get into the three things we

2133
01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:35,560
Speaker 1: need to know. We're running very late. We're about to

2134
01:50:36,120 --> 01:50:38,640
Speaker 1: lose listeners. Okay, New York Police officers who died of

2135
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:41,599
Speaker 1: illnesses related to nine to eleven the terrorist attacks are

2136
01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:44,560
Speaker 1: going to be honored this today. So they're going to

2137
01:50:44,640 --> 01:50:46,800
Speaker 1: be four dozen officers who have died over the past

2138
01:50:46,880 --> 01:50:48,640
Speaker 1: eighteen years. Their names are going to be added to

2139
01:50:48,720 --> 01:50:52,160
Speaker 1: the memorial at Police Headquarters, including fifteen officers who died

2140
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:55,200
Speaker 1: just last year of cancer and other illnesses related to

2141
01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:59,519
Speaker 1: their service or immediately after September eleventh. Today, America also

2142
01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:01,760
Speaker 1: the women and the men who are married to the

2143
01:51:01,800 --> 01:51:04,519
Speaker 1: women and the men in the military. It's Military Spouse Day.

2144
01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:06,920
Speaker 1: So we appreciate all of you. Thank you. We know

2145
01:51:07,040 --> 01:51:09,280
Speaker 1: it's not easy, and tomorrow a day we should all

2146
01:51:09,320 --> 01:51:12,040
Speaker 1: be celebrating. For sure. It's called National Eat what you

2147
01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:15,080
Speaker 1: Want Day. We do that every day we do. But

2148
01:51:15,320 --> 01:51:17,160
Speaker 1: some of the top things people want to eat pizza, Burger's,

2149
01:51:17,160 --> 01:51:20,360
Speaker 1: ice cream, Mexican food, and chocolate. Why wait do it today?

2150
01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:23,360
Speaker 1: Those are your three things? Thank you? You have an

2151
01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:26,519
Speaker 1: incredible Mother's Day weekend phone tap from Scary and his

2152
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Speaker 1: Elvis durand Elvis Duran. Phone tap scary, Yo, scary. What's

2160
01:52:01,960 --> 01:52:04,559
Speaker 1: your phone tap about today? So my mom hates Mother's

2161
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,280
Speaker 1: Day and for some weird reason, she hates being singled

2162
01:52:07,320 --> 01:52:10,479
Speaker 1: out or honored or celebrated in any way. I have

2163
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,280
Speaker 1: no idea. I wish I knew the answer to that.

2164
01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:14,760
Speaker 1: So this year, my sister Jennifer wasn't going to be

2165
01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:16,839
Speaker 1: home until late on Mother's Day, and I had already

2166
01:52:16,880 --> 01:52:19,439
Speaker 1: gotten into an argument with my mom early last week

2167
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:23,200
Speaker 1: about making plans anyway. So this all culminated on Friday

2168
01:52:23,240 --> 01:52:25,439
Speaker 1: morning after the show, when I decided to phone tap

2169
01:52:25,560 --> 01:52:28,559
Speaker 1: my mom Roseanne, and my father Tony, with the help

2170
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:31,400
Speaker 1: of my eighty seven year old aunt Millie, who is

2171
01:52:31,439 --> 01:52:33,280
Speaker 1: listening in on this whole thing. Your mother doesn't like

2172
01:52:33,360 --> 01:52:35,479
Speaker 1: to celebrate my mother's day. She hates it. Is it

2173
01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:38,479
Speaker 1: because she's ashamed of her children? I'm kidding, all right,

2174
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:40,720
Speaker 1: Let's see what happens when Scary stirs it up in

2175
01:52:40,760 --> 01:52:45,120
Speaker 1: his own family. Hello, Hello, Hi, Anthony, how are you?

2176
01:52:45,600 --> 01:52:48,360
Speaker 1: I'm good? Good. Listen, I had the baby and I'm

2177
01:52:48,360 --> 01:52:51,600
Speaker 1: putting him to sleep, so well, listen. I have a

2178
01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:54,720
Speaker 1: contact with Peter Luger's so oh good. I s no,

2179
01:52:55,120 --> 01:52:58,439
Speaker 1: I can't go, Steve, Anthony, Please, Ma, I can't listen

2180
01:52:58,439 --> 01:53:01,559
Speaker 1: to me. Listen, six o'clock. We can do this. I'm

2181
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:03,640
Speaker 1: not going at six o'clock and eating steak and then

2182
01:53:03,720 --> 01:53:07,719
Speaker 1: getting sick. But your day, every day is my day, Anthony.

2183
01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:11,040
Speaker 1: And I got it for seven people, so Milly could come, Anthony.

2184
01:53:11,160 --> 01:53:13,360
Speaker 1: She can't eat that stuff. Yes, she got she did

2185
01:53:13,479 --> 01:53:15,880
Speaker 1: last time. She will Anthony took. It's not going to happen.

2186
01:53:16,120 --> 01:53:18,639
Speaker 1: Already made the reservation. Well, you gotta unmake the reservation

2187
01:53:18,760 --> 01:53:21,680
Speaker 1: because I'm not going, Anthony. Please don't don't give me ajada,

2188
01:53:22,200 --> 01:53:24,680
Speaker 1: but I'm paying. I'm gonna hang up on you, I

2189
01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:26,200
Speaker 1: really am. I'm going to hang up on you right

2190
01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:28,840
Speaker 1: now because she's making me very angry. Why because I

2191
01:53:29,000 --> 01:53:31,840
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. It's not necessary right away.

2192
01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:34,200
Speaker 1: You have to do something flamboyant. You gotta do this.

2193
01:53:34,320 --> 01:53:35,920
Speaker 1: You got to do that just to say you did it.

2194
01:53:36,360 --> 01:53:38,920
Speaker 1: I have a contact there, Anthony, stop it. No, you

2195
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:41,160
Speaker 1: negas sound like you you're like they tell you how

2196
01:53:41,200 --> 01:53:43,120
Speaker 1: you sound on the radio. You don't have to go

2197
01:53:43,200 --> 01:53:45,600
Speaker 1: telling them details. That's your problem. They got to know

2198
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:48,439
Speaker 1: every little thing that you do, and then they have

2199
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:51,240
Speaker 1: comments about it with daddy. Did did you talk it

2200
01:53:51,320 --> 01:53:54,200
Speaker 1: over with daddy? No, Daddy's in bedroom. What if I

2201
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:57,240
Speaker 1: had a limousine, pick us up, pick us up, and

2202
01:53:57,320 --> 01:54:02,280
Speaker 1: we'll go to Atlantic City? What's got Atlantic City? Yeah? No, really, Anthony, something,

2203
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:04,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up on you now, Tonys the doors

2204
01:54:04,760 --> 01:54:07,320
Speaker 1: open in the bathroom something. Will you put them on

2205
01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:10,400
Speaker 1: the phone for one second? Yeah, Anthony, I'll have to

2206
01:54:10,439 --> 01:54:13,360
Speaker 1: take my shower. Yeah, Anthony, how are you going? Hey?

2207
01:54:13,520 --> 01:54:17,360
Speaker 1: What if we did brunch? Where brunch? Where's Jennifer gonna be?

2208
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:20,200
Speaker 1: I don't know where you understand what we're saying or

2209
01:54:20,240 --> 01:54:22,920
Speaker 1: you're just blocking out what we're talking? What about Benefer

2210
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 1: won't be home till five o'clock? All right? So what

2211
01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:27,560
Speaker 1: if I take you guys at the brunch? It like

2212
01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:31,120
Speaker 1: you know too? Who you and mommy? Just the two

2213
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:35,400
Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, this one, dear day. I don't understand.

2214
01:54:35,600 --> 01:54:37,960
Speaker 1: How about the city? Well, the city, you know, it's

2215
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:40,480
Speaker 1: worse than anything else, Anthony, You're going from the frying

2216
01:54:40,520 --> 01:54:44,040
Speaker 1: pan instead of fire. The city's worse than staying in Brooklyn.

2217
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:46,160
Speaker 1: Come on, right, you're not even talking right. What's wrong

2218
01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:48,640
Speaker 1: with the city. What's wrong with the city. Plenty wrong

2219
01:54:48,720 --> 01:54:52,440
Speaker 1: with it. We'll stay downtown, no, Anthony, No, no city,

2220
01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:55,400
Speaker 1: no city. I got a great restaurant that you haven't jailed.

2221
01:54:55,440 --> 01:54:57,760
Speaker 1: A lot of restaurants that's out there that there's plenty

2222
01:54:57,840 --> 01:55:00,320
Speaker 1: of them. And you know what, sometimes someone the best

2223
01:55:00,360 --> 01:55:04,640
Speaker 1: restaurant suck. All right? Why I don't like it? If

2224
01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:07,040
Speaker 1: he please? You've given me such a should I really,

2225
01:55:07,080 --> 01:55:09,280
Speaker 1: I have the baby and I can't deal with this.

2226
01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:12,000
Speaker 1: You're making your father walk out. I'm hanging up. I

2227
01:55:12,080 --> 01:55:13,960
Speaker 1: have put daddy back on the phone. He went out. Sorry,

2228
01:55:14,000 --> 01:55:17,120
Speaker 1: he's got to work with the contract. Is with the contractor.

2229
01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:19,600
Speaker 1: Is back on the phone by Anthony, put it back

2230
01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:23,480
Speaker 1: on the phone. A million A million million' an down

2231
01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:25,720
Speaker 1: the phone for you okay, I need you to pretend

2232
01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:32,480
Speaker 1: that I'm on the phone. Okay, Hello, Hi ro Hi

2233
01:55:32,560 --> 01:55:36,160
Speaker 1: are you and good? How are you? Okay? That's too bad?

2234
01:55:36,520 --> 01:55:40,200
Speaker 1: Uh huh? What's going on? Anthony called me. Oh, he's

2235
01:55:40,200 --> 01:55:42,520
Speaker 1: such a pain, and he is. He wants to go

2236
01:55:42,720 --> 01:55:45,800
Speaker 1: to Peter Lucas. He said it that he's gonna make

2237
01:55:45,920 --> 01:55:49,240
Speaker 1: a reservation. Listens to him. He was saying, Daddy wanted

2238
01:55:49,320 --> 01:55:52,520
Speaker 1: to go out for Mother's Day. Oh, he's making such

2239
01:55:52,520 --> 01:55:55,760
Speaker 1: a big deal. I told him, come here when Jennifer

2240
01:55:55,840 --> 01:55:59,440
Speaker 1: comes home, water Chinese food and call it a day. Right, buddy,

2241
01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:01,720
Speaker 1: go home. Let me read my paper. I don't need

2242
01:56:01,840 --> 01:56:04,960
Speaker 1: this book, I know. And he's insisting that I have

2243
01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:07,000
Speaker 1: to go out. I says, what are you doing this

2244
01:56:07,160 --> 01:56:10,360
Speaker 1: to me? I'm not thinking me such stress. I think

2245
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:13,000
Speaker 1: he put in reservations. I don't get what he did.

2246
01:56:13,080 --> 01:56:15,120
Speaker 1: Don't listen to him. He can cancel them. You can

2247
01:56:15,200 --> 01:56:17,400
Speaker 1: eat steak at six o'clock to night. I can't eat

2248
01:56:17,440 --> 01:56:20,480
Speaker 1: steak at all and that. Yeah, but he says he

2249
01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:22,640
Speaker 1: wants to go out. I hate it. I hate Mother's

2250
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:25,360
Speaker 1: Day all this day. I go at it with this

2251
01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:29,680
Speaker 1: Mother's Day? Can you eat Chinese? Food. Yeah, I haven't

2252
01:56:29,760 --> 01:56:32,360
Speaker 1: had it in a long time. The guy would enjoy it,

2253
01:56:32,520 --> 01:56:36,760
Speaker 1: you think, so last time you had it you got sick, remember, Yeah? Alright,

2254
01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:40,160
Speaker 1: well alright, don't worrow the best of very sensual. Okay,

2255
01:56:40,280 --> 01:56:44,160
Speaker 1: thank you, easy, okay, okay, bye bye bye, Emily. That

2256
01:56:44,280 --> 01:56:50,960
Speaker 1: was great. This is just me. Okay, right, what do

2257
01:56:51,040 --> 01:56:53,920
Speaker 1: you want? I called Emily? I know he called me.

2258
01:56:54,280 --> 01:56:56,520
Speaker 1: You're making the baby cry because he wants the phone

2259
01:56:56,520 --> 01:56:58,480
Speaker 1: because he sees him on the phone. Will you He

2260
01:56:58,560 --> 01:57:01,160
Speaker 1: just wants attention that he don't want attention to Anthony.

2261
01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:03,880
Speaker 1: He's crying. We're good, We're not good. She's not going.

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Speaker 1: She's on board. She says she's got come on. No,

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Speaker 1: we're not going. I just spoke to hunt Millie and

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Speaker 1: she said, no, she didn't say that to you. Well

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Speaker 1: she did, so put me on conference and you see

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Speaker 1: what she said. I just hung up with her. Hold

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Speaker 1: on and Millie Anthony, Yeah, it's him again. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I know he doesn't give up. And Millie, what did

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Speaker 1: you tell me? Just now? I says, okay, you did not.

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Speaker 1: I told you. I'm okay with me. It's not only wanted.

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Speaker 1: What did I tell you? List? And I have the

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Speaker 1: baby to take care of. He's crying and I'm not

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Speaker 1: going this is disgusting now, this really is. It'll me,

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Speaker 1: it really is disgusting. Now call lukea Is to stop

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Speaker 1: crying because you've been phone tap. You've been phone tap, bro,

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Speaker 1: you think it's a job, and yes it is particular

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Speaker 1: phone tap. Yeah, bastard. I swear to glad if I

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Speaker 1: had this on the radio. Off you have an idea

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Speaker 1: by all stand phone tab on Elvie Strand in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. So Danielle out having a procedure done today,

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Speaker 1: actually sending a cultonoscopy. There should blowout situation. It's awful.

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Speaker 1: We'll hear the full the full story on Monday. So,

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Speaker 1: was in his studio recording in Atlanta. Somebody drove by

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Speaker 1: shot the place up. Nobody has been injured that we

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Speaker 1: know of. Supposedly someone may have been shutting the leg.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was gone by the time the cops got there.

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