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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, second hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: And I have good news. All right. That was a

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Speaker 1: lot of heavy stuff. I got some more heavy stuff coming,

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Speaker 1: but I have I have a couple really, really great

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Speaker 1: pieces of news. You ready for this one? Look? You

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Speaker 1: know what, It wouldn't be right for me to make

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Speaker 1: the announcement. Allow me to let her make the announcement.

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Speaker 1: This is Joy by Horror on the View. I listened

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Speaker 1: to the little voice in my head that doesn't really

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Speaker 1: follow one hundred percent what they tell me because they

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Speaker 1: keep changing it. Yea, So like very short time ago

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Speaker 1: they were saying, put the end ninety five masks on,

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Speaker 1: and now they make sure it's and now they're saying,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to wear them anymore. Yeah. So I

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Speaker 1: if I go on the subway, if I go in

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Speaker 1: a boss, if I go into the theater, if I

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Speaker 1: go into um where else crowding place, I would wear

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Speaker 1: a mask. And I might do that indefinitely. Who don't

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Speaker 1: threaten me with a good time? Joy, everybody, This is

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Speaker 1: huge news. George Joy Bayhart's gonna wear a mask on

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Speaker 1: her face all the time. Quit that's me, that's focus,

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Speaker 1: all right? All right, I have another piece of really

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Speaker 1: really good news. Okay, this is from retro tech nor

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Speaker 1: So I want to make sure I give this person credit,

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Speaker 1: whoever that is. There's a gigantic cargo ship called Felicity Age.

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Speaker 1: That's the name of the cargo ship. It's out in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It's carrying. It's a

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Speaker 1: huge cargo ship, by the way, it's huge. If you

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Speaker 1: see a picture of it. It's carrying a bunch of

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Speaker 1: Porsches and VW's. It's carrying a bunch of cars. It

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Speaker 1: caught fire. The fire was so bad the crew had

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Speaker 1: to abandon Okay, so again there's no life of loss here.

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Speaker 1: The crew abandoned ship. But but hold on, Chris, I'm

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Speaker 1: about to get to the good news, buddy. I just

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Speaker 1: want to give everyone a heads up. We may be

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Speaker 1: gone for a week or two here on the show

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Speaker 1: because according to maritime law, the ship is now finders keepers.

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Speaker 1: Tell me, we shouldn't go on an epic pirate mission

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Speaker 1: to get this cargo ship. You know, there's gotta be something. No, seriously,

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Speaker 1: you know there's gotta be some it's not probably well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we could feel like pirates and we would wear Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we would know we wouldn't want to be pirates, and

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Speaker 1: we would have the black flag with the skull and crossbones. No,

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Speaker 1: we could, and we'd say AHOI all the time, and

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Speaker 1: we'd put on the eye patches. Tell me it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be sweet, and the fire would be mostly out by

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Speaker 1: the time he got there. And don't tell me. Don't

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Speaker 1: tell me it killed all the Porsches, right, And I

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Speaker 1: realized what you're saying, Jesse. You wouldn't fit in a Porsche,

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Speaker 1: but I might fit in a Porsche, and we can

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Speaker 1: sell them on the black market and make extra money.

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Speaker 1: I mean for charity or something for charity. This is

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Speaker 1: all obviously for charity. We pirates for charity or something

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Speaker 1: like that. And then we would have our own cargo ship.

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Speaker 1: Having your own cargo ship would be as cool as

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Speaker 1: having yeah, exactly, Chris. Of course you didn't think about that.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm the brains and you do all the

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Speaker 1: stupid technical stuff. We have our own cargo ship. What

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff could we do with our own cargo ship.

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Speaker 1: We could run guns to the Canadian truckers, we could

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Speaker 1: look we could change the world with our own cargo ship.

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Speaker 1: We'd get little torpedo tubes on it. Oh gosh, we

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Speaker 1: fun with our own cargo ship. And how hard how

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Speaker 1: hard could a cargo ship beat to drive around? Right?

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Speaker 1: I think I had it. I've driving fishing boats a

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Speaker 1: million times. Don't tell me it's that much different. So

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Speaker 1: good news, one joy BEI horror, gonna wear a mask forever.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. Hey, that's good for everybody. Right, it's a

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Speaker 1: know how we're gonna find it. The Atlantic Ocean is

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Speaker 1: pretty big, and I would assume there are going to

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Speaker 1: be other takers. But as pirates, we have to understand

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Speaker 1: that's just part of the job. Part of the job

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Speaker 1: Hi Jesse. I usually listen to the radio talktor in

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Speaker 1: Driving late, I listened to iHeartRadio. I heard you Have

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Speaker 1: to seven pm. You caught my ear because you share

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Speaker 1: You remind me sometimes of Rush Limbaugh. He would give

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Speaker 1: to the Democrats. Stop Chris Okay, stop cheering similar to

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Speaker 1: the Democrats, after being brainwatched by the Israeli media in

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Speaker 1: the election of two thousand when the recount occurred. One

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Speaker 1: wherever and whenever I wanted, so it's not to miss anything.

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Speaker 1: I did try to call many times, especially when he

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Speaker 1: got cancer, to let him know, he changed my point

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Speaker 1: there was always a tomorrow and I was wrong about that.

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Speaker 1: So here I am letting you know that I like

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Speaker 1: your show. I listened to the podcast on Spotify during

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Speaker 1: the day or at the gym. I'll probably write you

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Speaker 1: again in the future. In the meantime, give Chris de

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Speaker 1: this time it's from another jew ps. I asked my

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Speaker 1: but I don't write it well. Kindest regards. He didn't

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Speaker 1: really cool email, and I thought it was necessary to

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Speaker 1: read it because it was one year ago we lost

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Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh, and I don't spend a tons of time

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Speaker 1: You and I will talk about these things further when

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Speaker 1: have a serious, serious inflation problem. They understand that when

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Speaker 1: That's a big deal. And yet there's not a single

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Speaker 1: How do we help them? None of that not even

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Speaker 1: let's talk about trained and untrained. There's a great saying

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Speaker 1: when he's teaching her how to swim in the pool

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Speaker 1: and she's talks. She says something to him about being tough,

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Speaker 1: There's trained and there's untrained. I mean, you admire these

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Speaker 1: more than you. When I tell you about Mantis X,

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Speaker 1: you understand the Green Berets use Mantis X. Right, Green Berets, Marines, Army,

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Speaker 1: they use Mantis X. And it's available to you. It

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Speaker 1: attaches right to your weapon, whatever your weapon is. You

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Speaker 1: Mantis x will put you through drills. They'll give you

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Speaker 1: mantis x dot com and get one today mantis x

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Speaker 1: dot com. Oh god on Adami. Inside of me, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: They all go to Christo print them out for me.

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Speaker 1: And again, because it's coming out everywhere you when you

424
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Speaker 1: get to the bathroom, you have to decide which one

425
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,239
Speaker 1: you want to do first, and you're having it was

426
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: just the worst experience of my entire life. But fast

427
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: forward to the morning. I have to get up because

428
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: we need fluids. Now. We've been drinking water all night long,

429
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,959
Speaker 1: but we're super dehydrated and we're starting to recover. But

430
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: we need fluids, and we need fluids badly. And I

431
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 1: have a pregnant wife, so I have to take care

432
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 1: of her, and she's trying to take care of the kid.

433
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: So I tell her I'm gonna try to get to

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Speaker 1: the grocery store. We had one of those little neighborhood

435
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: grocery stores in the neighborhood. I said, I'm going to

436
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,239
Speaker 1: try to get to the grocery store and get just

437
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: some gatorades or pedia lights or something something, so we

438
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: can get some electoral lights because there's no food, obviously left.

439
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: All the food in there is gone. It's everything's gone.

440
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm worried about getting my wife and me something in

441
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Speaker 1: our system here. So I managed to get myself dressed.

442
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: I look in the mirror, and I look like death.

443
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: I see I looked. It was the kind of bags

444
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: under your eyes you get when you've pulled an all nighter,

445
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 1: like two nights in a row, or it was brutal.

446
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: I was pasty white, and I mean I was. I

447
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: was whiter than Sean King. I was pasty white. And

448
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: I decide I'm going to get to the store. I

449
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: get about two minutes in my truck. I'm heading to

450
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: the store, and wham, I start sweating profusely and I'm

451
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: in serious trouble. Only at this point, I'm closer to

452
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: the grocery store than I am back to my home.

453
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: So I have no choice but to get to this

454
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Speaker 1: small grocery store, burst in the door and go up

455
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Speaker 1: to the first cashier. I see the poor cashier and say,

456
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: I need to use your restroom. And I'm not asking.

457
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: I need to use your restroom right now, or you

458
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: need to go grab a mop, And I had one

459
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: of the one of the darker moments, one of the

460
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Speaker 1: dark You know what we're moving on, all right, Chris.

461
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: Here's the one and only time I'm ever gonna play

462
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Speaker 1: your stupid vomit button. Don't ever ask for it again.

463
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: I know I asked for I wasn't expecting this. Here

464
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: you go, Chris. You're happy. That's horrible. You're both immature.

465
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: That's horrible. We're never playing it again, all right, we're

466
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: never playing it again. What's wrong with you two on it?

467
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: You know what? We get into a couple of emails.

468
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: I want to go, dearest four eyed pink Flower. I

469
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 1: was wondering once. I was wondering, once you built your

470
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: half secret mansion, what you would do with all the

471
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: people it took to build your house. Since you'll be

472
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: a billionaire, will you have them all shipped out of

473
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: the country or just have them all quote taken care of?

474
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: These are things you should probably consider before you start

475
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: to build. Who said love always that? He said I

476
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: could use his name. His name is Sebastian. In case

477
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: you missed it, we were having another one of our

478
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: super important conversations on the show. I think it was

479
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: last night or the night before that. I have I

480
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: have these dreams of you know, everyone has something they

481
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: want to do if they get rich. Everyone has something

482
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: they want to do, while all mine are shockingly immature.

483
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: I really really want it. Doesn't have to be a mansion,

484
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't need a big house. I

485
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: really want a house with secret compartments and secret tunnels

486
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: and hidden passage ways, you know, in fake bookshelves and stuff.

487
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: I want one, and I don't mean I want one.

488
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: I want a bunch of them. I wanted to basically

489
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: be a fun house where I can just disappear. I

490
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: can play hide and seek with the kids. I mean,

491
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: who are we kidding? If that day ever it comes,

492
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 1: it'll probably be grandkids or something like that. I want

493
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: it to be sick. I want to slide where you

494
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: can go. No, Chris, hear me out where you can

495
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: roll out of bed and press something and then boom,

496
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: it drops you down to slide down to your secret

497
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: basement where we'll have bean bag chairs and darts and stuff. No,

498
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: I don't think you appreciate it. Chris, you know what.

499
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: You're not invited? All right, have you come over. I'll

500
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: take one of the hidden passages and you will You'll

501
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: think I'm gone. All right, We're finally going to talk

502
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: about cryptocurrency next. But Oxford Gold Group, speaking of which

503
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: it's probably an appropriate time to bring this up. The

504
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: headline to give it away is FBI to form a

505
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: new digital currency unit. As the Justice Department taps a

506
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: new crypto's are there's nothing they can't reach if it's online.

507
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: This is true when I tell you to get some

508
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: gold delivered to your front door. It's because the only

509
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: thing they it's the only thing they can't get their

510
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: grubby hands on or destroy the value of. Did you

511
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: see today what gold is trading at? Imagine if you'd

512
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: bought Oxford Gold Group six months ago when I told

513
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: you too, and I'm telling you that trend remains eight

514
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: three three nine nine five Gold. Tell them Jesse told

515
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: you to call. You've seen what inflation is doing. There's

516
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: no indication that's going to stop. So get something of

517
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: value they can't wreck. Eight three three nine nine five Gold,

518
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: Oxford Gold Group, Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show.

519
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Speaker 1: And yes, I'm gonna get to this cryptocurrency thing here

520
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: in just a second. Sorry I forgot I didn't answer

521
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: the guy's question. He asked what I'm gonna do with

522
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: all the engineers and builders once I get my secret

523
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: mansion with hidden hidden passageways, and I'll be frank. Ever

524
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: since I read that email, I've been wondering that myself. Obviously,

525
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: you can't kill him. I mean, that would be ideal

526
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: to kill him, but let's be honest, we can't do that,

527
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: all right, So we can't kill him. What if we

528
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: just have a move in. Now, hear me out. Hear

529
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: me out, hear me out, Chris, what if because I'll

530
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: be super rich like Batman? Then what if? What if

531
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: they just become the help. They're all like Alfred so

532
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,719
Speaker 1: engineer and build the house. And then, you know, if

533
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: that's not going to work either, I think we have

534
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: to deport them all. What we'll do. Yeah, we can't

535
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: kill them, it would be morally wrong. Instead, we'll plant

536
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: false evidence against them and get them deported to other countries.

537
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: See that's a more moral, more upstate. That's what we'll do.

538
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: We'll have them deported. Now back to this FBI to

539
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: form a new digital current currency unit. As the Justice

540
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: Department taps and new cryptos are I get asked about

541
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: bitcoin and crypto and stuff like that a lot, and

542
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: I'll I'll be real frank with you about it. You know,

543
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: it's not exactly a secret. Technical stuff is well beyond me,

544
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: way beyond me. Shut up, Chris. Yes, it's way, way,

545
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: way beyond me. I admit it. I understand that I'm

546
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: not good at it. I don't have any interest in it.

547
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: I don't have the intelligence to understand it. So I've

548
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: never fully understood the whole bitcoin cryptocurrency thing. I don't

549
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: fully understand and what it is. That said. A lot

550
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: of the smartest people I know friends of mine, are

551
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: really into it, and they say it's really good. So

552
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: I'll rely on their expertise. A lot of me to

553
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: just rely on their expertise and say, Okay, it's it's

554
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: probably really good, it's probably something to look into. I'll

555
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: at least say that it's probably something to look into.

556
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: That said. One thing I have seen a lot from

557
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: these hardcore bitcoin cryptocurrency people. One thing I have seen

558
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: is this, Oh, it's freedom. Finally, it's freedom. What's sudden.

559
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: We'll get rid of We'll get rid of the government

560
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: control of it, and government won't be able to control

561
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: the currency anymore. And okay, pull up a chair, Pull

562
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: up a chair, it's time for a talk with daddy Jesse.

563
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: All right, listen, governments. You do know what governments do, right?

564
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: You understand the history of governments? Please? And this is wild.

565
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: Some of the people who say this stuff are some

566
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: of the smartest people I know. But no, but you

567
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: don't understand Jesse. It's online. It's but no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

568
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: you're right, I don't understand bitcoin, but I don't think

569
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: you understand. Point to me, one time in the history

570
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: of the world where a nation state would allow vast

571
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: sums of wealth to be traded back and forth within

572
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: its borders, and that nation state just chooses to not

573
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: dip its beak in it at all. Do you think

574
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: corrupt tyrants like the ones who rule this country now,

575
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: do you think those people are just going to let

576
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: you have this online world of money where the government's

577
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: not involved and they're not ruining it at all. I'm

578
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: and don't take that as an insult on bitcoin, because

579
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine. Like I said, a lot of

580
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: smart people I know it's fine. Don't think you're going

581
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: to be free from government scrutiny. Don't think you're going

582
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: to be free from government finding a way to ruin it,

583
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: to tax it, to regulate it, to that's what governments do.

584
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: So that that wasn't that's not an insult of cryptocurrency.

585
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: It's really genuinely not. But it is a heads up.

586
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: Nothing is going to be totally free from the government.

587
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: I mean outside of hard metals and things like that, gold, silver, diamonds,

588
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: things like that. Outside of things like that. Nothing is

589
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: truly free from the government finding a way to destroy it.

590
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: Do you think these people are going to wreck our currency,

591
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: which they did, and then simply allow you to come

592
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: up with a new one and stay out of it.

593
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: That's not how these people work. Remember, remember you have

594
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 1: to always keep in mind three things don't rule your eyes.

595
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: Three things. One no love of country. These are the

596
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: three things all your cultural leaders have in common. Now,

597
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: no love of country, no connection to the real world.

598
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 1: And third, they do believe they are born to rule

599
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: as kings and queens. What does that make you? Not

600
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: a citizen and their eyes, you are not a citizen,

601
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: You're a subject. You're a cog in the wheel. You

602
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: work for them. Do you think a king would allow

603
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: his subjects to simply trade in something without finding a

604
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: way to get his piece of it or take control

605
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: of it completely. Of course they will, of course they will.

606
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: These people we have the worst people in the world

607
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 1: who lead us, the worst people in the world. They're

608
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: the most out of touch, unpatriotic, detestable, snobby losers in

609
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: the history of mankind. The worst people in the world

610
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: lead us. Do you really believe they're going to allow

611
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: a cryptocurrency to go unchecked. Not in a million years. Hey, Jesse,

612
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: you often talk about how your dad would just hang

613
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: up on people when he's done talking. I think my

614
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: daughter learned from you. We have Facebook portals bought during COVID,

615
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry for supporting that garbage company. Anyway, my

616
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: four year old daughter will do what your dad does.

617
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: When she's done talking to her cousin, grandma, etc. She'll

618
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: just say okay, bye and hang up. Could even be

619
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: mid sentenced from the other person. It's the way all

620
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: communications should end. Maybe I should try it with my

621
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: wife one. I would not recommending trying it with the wife.

622
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: Very early on, I did that a couple of times

623
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: because the wife's family is totally opposite. You know how

624
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: my dad is just whenever he's done it, Jude poop

625
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: line goes dead. He's done talking. The wife's family there

626
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: very much done. I love you, I miss you, I

627
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: love you, I'll see you again. It takes nine hours

628
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: to hang up the phone, so I would just hang up.

629
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: I would just hang up at some point because I

630
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: was used to doing things more than Kelly Way. That

631
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: didn't always go over that well. If we're being totally honest.

632
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: That didn't go over that well. Would not recommend, would

633
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: not recommend. All right, let's finally get to the uncomfortable topic.

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Speaker 1: As if the rest of the show was all warm

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Speaker 1: and fuzzy, all this LGBTQ air Force stuff in schools,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? What are my thoughts? I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: they won't get