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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, all right, can I speak to Suzanne? Please?

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Speaker 1: This is Susanne speaking. Is this see Susanne that works

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Speaker 1: at funeral home? Yes? May I ask who's calling? Good? Good?

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Speaker 1: I got the right person. My name is Phil Becker,

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Speaker 1: and I just got off the phone with your boss,

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Speaker 1: Matt and oh he suggested that I speak with you

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Speaker 1: regarding a request that I had. Sure, okay, Well, a

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Speaker 1: friend of mine passed away recently. His name is Carl Pickens.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. That's okay, But the reason

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Speaker 1: I'm calling is I know that you do the makeup

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Speaker 1: for the deceased people at the funeral home. Is that correct? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That is correct. Well, Carl and I were best friends.

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Speaker 1: We were kind of always hanging out and would prank

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Speaker 1: each other and he got me good it a few

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Speaker 1: days before he passed on. Okay, Yeah, and I thought

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Speaker 1: it would be hilarious if I got him back one

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Speaker 1: last time. I figured, since you do the makeup, I

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Speaker 1: thought it'd be funny if you could draw a few

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Speaker 1: things on Carl's face for me. I, Um, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not sure I understand your request. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe I was thinking maybe you could draw like a funny,

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Speaker 1: curly que mustache on him, would kind of handlebar mustache.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're wanting me to draw things on Carl's

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Speaker 1: face before, like before his like viewing before the surface. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be perfect. It would be hilarious. Everybody would

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Speaker 1: laugh if you could draw like a curly que little

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Speaker 1: mustache on him, and maybe a top hat above one

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Speaker 1: of his eyebrows and a monocle on the other eye,

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Speaker 1: kind of like, hey, hey, good day. You know you're

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Speaker 1: not serious wanting me to draw on him. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would love it if you would draw on him.

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Speaker 1: The family would never approve of this, Like you aren't

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Speaker 1: even a part of the family. We were good friends,

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Speaker 1: and that's the whole point. I want the family to

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Speaker 1: be surprised. There's like literally no way that I would

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Speaker 1: actually do this. There's no way I would put my

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Speaker 1: name on that work, like nowhere, no I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to put your name on his face. Although that

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Speaker 1: could be kind of random, I might be kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: I like where you're going with this. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: anywhere with this. I think you're taking my words out

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Speaker 1: of context. I'm just saying I don't think it's appropriate.

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Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were suggesting things we could do

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Speaker 1: to him. No, no, I'm not suggesting anything. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not going along with any of these ideas. What

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Speaker 1: about this, and I can tell you they'll definitely think

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Speaker 1: this is funny. What about placing a cheeseburger in one

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Speaker 1: of his hands and then smearing like some of the

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Speaker 1: ketchup on his mouth, like he's just been eating it,

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Speaker 1: Because it's like, how's he going to be actually eating

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Speaker 1: a cheeseburger? You know, that's not funny at all to anybody.

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Speaker 1: If it looks like he was just eating the cheeseburger.

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Speaker 1: Though hilarious, that's supremely inappropriate. That's the whole point. Though

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Speaker 1: this guy pranked me, I hear you, and I think

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Speaker 1: that that was probably the nature of your guys' relationship.

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Speaker 1: But you have to factor in other people's relationship with him.

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Speaker 1: This is their final chance to say goodbye to him,

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Speaker 1: and I want to. I want to have the last word.

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Speaker 1: We were on vacation right before he passed. He short

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Speaker 1: cheeted me. You know what that is, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: That's where you like make the bed so the sheets

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Speaker 1: are real short, so you hop in and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: and you can't get all the way in there. So

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Speaker 1: I think it's appropriate if I, you know, ruined his

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Speaker 1: funeral a little bit. I don't think a short sheeting

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Speaker 1: is anywhere near the same as dying and then having

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Speaker 1: somebody put a cheeseburger in your hand or draw things

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Speaker 1: on your face exactly. I'm upping the auntie, only it's

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Speaker 1: just rude. It's like disrespectful. Like even if your friendship

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Speaker 1: was jovial and pranky and like weird as it sounds,

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Speaker 1: not everybody else is going to think that that's funny. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what about this? How about I hide behind the casket

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Speaker 1: and then during the service, I can kind of in

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Speaker 1: a muffled voice, but like her, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: That's no, that's a horrible idea. No, you know, your boss,

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Speaker 1: Matt did say you'd be tough to work with on this.

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Speaker 1: He did. I can't even believe that Matt would entertain

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Speaker 1: your phone call and tell you to call me. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he didn't say that you'd be difficult to deal with

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Speaker 1: on the whole face painting a dead guy thing. He

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Speaker 1: was just saying that it would be hard to phone

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Speaker 1: tap you. What, it's a joke. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your boss, Matt set you up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: wait what this is a joke. Yeah, your boss said

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Speaker 1: he likes to prank you and wanted to make you

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Speaker 1: laugh while your at work. So, oh my god. There

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Speaker 1: is no Carl Pickens and there's no guy that I

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Speaker 1: I want you to paint a face on. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, who are you? Who's this kind of thing?

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Speaker 1: It would still be kind of funny, though, wouldn't it. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't make it funny. That's horrible. Come on the top,

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Speaker 1: hat over an eyebrow. You sound like a professional, though.

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Speaker 1: When I die, I want you doing my makeup. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely definitely drawn your face. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with super Funk Taps weekday mornings on the twenties two

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Speaker 1: point five