Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. It's like a couple of voicemails that we
Speaker 1: got last night. Here is somebody no names, there's no name.
Speaker 1: Hi Bobby, and good morning studio. I'm calling because I
Speaker 1: just listened to the Weekend Bonus Show, and I have
Speaker 1: a question for Rey. If he's not willing to put
Speaker 1: in five hours on Sunday for a job he apparently
Speaker 1: really wanted, why is he putting in hours and hours
Speaker 1: a week for something that he doesn't even remember the
Speaker 1: name of cameo? It really doesn't make sense. And if
Speaker 1: you wanted the announcer of jobs, he could have just
Speaker 1: gone for it instead of messing around with Cameo for
Speaker 1: hours and complaining about it every week. Right, what's the deal?
Speaker 1: What's delio? Yeah, there's a thing that we were taught.
Speaker 1: It's called work slash life slash balance, and I try
Speaker 1: to keep that. I don't want to work seven days
Speaker 1: a week. But it would be a fun job to
Speaker 1: be a public address announcer. But I also did it
Speaker 1: for seven years. I was a voice of Texas State Athletics.
Speaker 1: It was fun. I moved on. I know everything that
Speaker 1: entails in the gig. It's a cool little it's an
Speaker 1: NFL job, it is, but it's not. It'd be a
Speaker 1: lot cooler to do a TV broadcast of the games.
Speaker 1: The PA. That's a different though. P is easy, and
Speaker 1: that wasn't offer to you. Yeah, PA is like number
Speaker 1: twenty two, fourth and three. To do analysis far more difficult.
Speaker 1: You have no chance at that job, right, But I
Speaker 1: mean you could also then move on to other things.
Speaker 1: Those guys can sometimes do the Super Bowl and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Whereas the PN announcer of Titans. You're only
Speaker 1: going to be the Titans PA announcer, and you just
Speaker 1: didn't want to be it. I just know it doesn't
Speaker 1: leave to other careers and jobs and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: They give you twenty bucks and pat you on the
Speaker 1: butt and tell you have a good day. Guys, I've
Speaker 1: done it for years. So what are you charging on
Speaker 1: a cameo now? Thirty five? Wow? Are you starting to
Speaker 1: have a little freedom now? People still message you like crazy. No,
Speaker 1: I mean they've been coming in pretty steadily, so I
Speaker 1: don't know. If it's to say it's slowed down, I
Speaker 1: would say no, it's there. In mother's days right around
Speaker 1: the corner. Oh and you're saying now is the perfect
Speaker 1: time to get a ray in Bay, cameo, Who better
Speaker 1: than to tell mom she's been great than when with
Speaker 1: Ray and Bay and Pablo and you guys just sit
Speaker 1: at home and knock him out every night we try to.
Speaker 1: Um Bay has been not annihilating life and really really
Speaker 1: tough with some stuff. But we're back on him tonight
Speaker 1: and tomorrow. Yeah, and how many do you think you've done? Total?
Speaker 1: We are there's an exact counter, but it's probably one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty and like a lot. I mean the
Speaker 1: guys made thousands of dollars. I mean that's as a
Speaker 1: feature film. Yeah, we're one hundred and thirty d and
Speaker 1: how many are in the queue to the queue's just
Speaker 1: chilling with eight one I got to do in five hours.
Speaker 1: But other than that, so they have deadlines. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: got deadlines. Any crazy Hey we need this or that?
Speaker 1: They'll say music, but we got we got a little
Speaker 1: player that we can hit. We play any song they want. Pablo,
Speaker 1: he gets little irritable, but we still get him in
Speaker 1: the videos. Um Bay is always looking good. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: want her into bikini. Guys, don't don't be perverted okay
Speaker 1: us no, no, no, the people to do their request
Speaker 1: or like, could you do a pull side bay and bikini? Okay?
Speaker 1: Does anyone ever said that just want bay? No? But
Speaker 1: I mean that would be cause for concern. Why do
Speaker 1: you know what they wanted? My wife? H Here's a
Speaker 1: voicemail number four from Sean. This is regarding the wedding. DJ.
Speaker 1: I have Cramer Gramer I used to be pretty good buddies.
Speaker 1: He's done a couple of my celebration. One of the
Speaker 1: celebrations we had, there was a couple of situations there
Speaker 1: that's kind of awkward, and Hank Cramer just kind of
Speaker 1: slid right in there and made everybody feel comfortable and
Speaker 1: ended up being great. You're not gonna be disappointed any
Speaker 1: He's a great guy, y'all. Have a good day studio.
Speaker 1: Thank you very I'm like, I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: what people think I'm gonna be this point. I've never
Speaker 1: said anything, but let me go. I mean, that was
Speaker 1: a good Yelp review right there, unsolicited. But I'm one
Speaker 1: who like chased him down to make him drive to
Speaker 1: town and DJ the wedding. I thought it was gonna
Speaker 1: be like a bad situation with Cramer, Like one time
Speaker 1: he got too drunk and he whooped me at the party.
Speaker 1: He pulled off his belt and thanked me in front
Speaker 1: of everybody. Uh no, no, I feel like it's gonna
Speaker 1: be good. I have an article here about celebrity couples
Speaker 1: from the two thousands that you don't remember. See if
Speaker 1: you're a couple of these I remembered, but most I didn't,
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, they dated. Chris Evans and
Speaker 1: Jessica Bill were together for five years. I guess I
Speaker 1: remember that now that you say it, I don't because
Speaker 1: he wasn't that famous then and she's married to Yeah,
Speaker 1: two thousand and one to two thousand and six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like fifteen years ago. I didn't know Chris Evans was
Speaker 1: he'd just been a good looking guy. And Jessica Bill, though,
Speaker 1: was from what my so called life. Maybe that's what
Speaker 1: it was. One of those shows my so called life
Speaker 1: was Claire Danes. Yeah, I don't know. I don't watch
Speaker 1: any of those. Janet Jackson and Matthew McConaughey, what I
Speaker 1: do not remember that did not talk about that in
Speaker 1: the book. That was a quick one. Oh, he didn't
Speaker 1: mention that he did not. Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock
Speaker 1: for two years. What she's sixteen years older than he is. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I remember they did that movie together. Um,
Speaker 1: and he was twenty women they hooked up. Wow, The Proposal.
Speaker 1: They were in the movie The Proposal. Kursten Dunston, Jake Jillenhall.
Speaker 1: I don't not remember them. I just don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't think I even if I don't. Yeah, neither one
Speaker 1: of them really set off the old radar. The only
Speaker 1: person I remember Jake jellen Hall was Taylor Swift for
Speaker 1: a minute. And that's only because it was Taylor, not
Speaker 1: because it was Jake Jillen Hall. You know, Jared Leto
Speaker 1: and Cameron Diez nineteen ninety nine, two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Eddie Murphy and mel B Scary
Speaker 1: Spicember I remember that kid. Yeah. Rene Zellwegger and Jack
Speaker 1: white Weird, I remember that? You do? Huh? Atlantis Morrisset
Speaker 1: and Ryan Reynolds for five years? Yes? Wait? Wait, wait
Speaker 1: back to Renais Lweger. Was it was she with? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They got married for a minute. Um, wait, who was
Speaker 1: with Sandra Bullock? Did you say Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling. Earlier,
Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock was Ryan Gosling. Oh Gosling. Okay, so she
Speaker 1: was in the proposal with Ryan Reynolds. Sorry Atlantis and
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds. Wowa was the one for five years. Ashley
Speaker 1: Olson and Lance Armstrong. Yes, remember that. That was a
Speaker 1: big weird That was a big deal in Texas. It
Speaker 1: was very bizarre, was it? Yeah? Because older in her.
Speaker 1: He was thirty six, she was twenty one. He's little Michelle,
Speaker 1: but she was twenty one. I'm like, hey, let's go,
Speaker 1: we got a date in five minute? You got it? Dude? Weird,
Speaker 1: so weird. Lenny Kravitz and Nicole Kidman. Yeah, yes, I
Speaker 1: remember that. Stars and then Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan.
Speaker 1: Do you know Billy Corgan is? Yeah? I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Did you? Didn't you read her book? I did? I
Speaker 1: don't remember her talking about that. She spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time on John Mayer and Nichols say obviously, but
Speaker 1: a lot of time on John Mayer. I mean John
Speaker 1: Mayer did a lot of people. Right, He's dating Kazzy
Speaker 1: David right now, who's that Larry David's daughter who was
Speaker 1: with Pete Davidson. Oh, okay, all right, I think I've
Speaker 1: ever seen her, But I know Larry david Uh what,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just made a weird noise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like he had something to say and you're
Speaker 1: holding it in. No, It's like, I don't know, something
Speaker 1: just came out of my throat. Bill and Melinda Gates
Speaker 1: are divorcing it I guess twenty seven years married? Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why I gasped like I did with Jlo and a Rod.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, because Jlo and a Rod I
Speaker 1: knew was coming in. They both are. I know I
Speaker 1: should not have been as shocked, and but I guess
Speaker 1: I watched that. I mean a year and a half
Speaker 1: ago maybe, but I watched that. You know what was
Speaker 1: the documentary that Bill Gates put out? And they work
Speaker 1: so closely together in the Foundation, and they just had
Speaker 1: a lot of admiration for each other, and they've been
Speaker 1: together for such a long time. Twenty seven years? Wow?
Speaker 1: What happened? Andy Dills? Who knows? Never? Who knows? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I saw a meme though that said this
Speaker 1: summer Mackenzie Bezos, Melenda Gates, and Kim Kardashian are going wild.
Speaker 1: Bill and Melinda Gates, two of the rich people in
Speaker 1: the world who reshaped philanthropy and public health, have said
Speaker 1: they were divorcing. They have been a singular force, but
Speaker 1: now they are not. They have a fifty billion dollars
Speaker 1: in their endowment to help others, and now they're calling
Speaker 1: it quits. See she's very they're estimated worth that's between
Speaker 1: one hundred thirty one hundred forty six billion. With a bee,
Speaker 1: she filed paperwork siding the marriages irretrievably broken. Oh. I
Speaker 1: have a fun fact about Bill Gates. You want it?
Speaker 1: M okay, Well, he's so rich that the average American
Speaker 1: spending one dollar is similar to him spending a million
Speaker 1: dollars a million. Wow, that's that's rich. A meal. That's
Speaker 1: like fun fact, filthy rich. That's that's going to the
Speaker 1: gas station right and getting one of those little red
Speaker 1: chocolate balls right beside the counter. You should you should
Speaker 1: update that fact with his wife now too. She probably
Speaker 1: the same thing with her. Well, no, I would say,
Speaker 1: probably it's not gonna be that because it's gonna be
Speaker 1: split in half. Yeah, now it'll be five hundred thousand. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's wild. Speaking of money, According to a new survey,
Speaker 1: seventy percent of people now so they would marry for money.
Speaker 1: Why that means by getting married your income level would
Speaker 1: be significantly increased now just a little bit. A majority
Speaker 1: of those polled admitted job career of the other person
Speaker 1: was strongly considered when getting married. The average price that
Speaker 1: people would instantly marry for one point five million dollars.
Speaker 1: It's great news, bounce, It's really nice, I know. Carolina
Speaker 1: man breaks a record for three thousand fifty push ups
Speaker 1: in one hour. T Shane Johnson, a US Marine veteran
Speaker 1: from Pineville, North Carolina, performed three thousand and fifty push
Speaker 1: ups in one hour, breaking the Guinness World record. The
Speaker 1: previous record was two thousand, nine hundred. That's wild, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: What do you think you can do in an hour?
Speaker 1: I don't know. But he tried for twelve hours and
Speaker 1: the record was nineteen thousand, three hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 1: He only got to sixteen thousand, four hundreds. So the
Speaker 1: second record he didn't get, but the first one he got.
Speaker 1: He raised money for the National Purple Heart Honor Mission.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, but three thousand in an hour? Hour realistically,
Speaker 1: because me probably two hundred two hundred an hour. I
Speaker 1: mean it would take me half an hour to get
Speaker 1: to one hundred. So then if that's the case, you
Speaker 1: couldn't get to two hundred, you don't think so because
Speaker 1: I just burned out. If that's the case for a
Speaker 1: half hour, I think you could probably do two hundred
Speaker 1: in an hour. Yeah, I mean me probably seven hundred,
Speaker 1: seven hundred in an hour. How many can you do
Speaker 1: in a row? Like the most that you've done in
Speaker 1: a row? I don't know, I don't tell. I mean
Speaker 1: that's myself twenty twenty, no knees twenty five, no knees
Speaker 1: twenty I really looks at you like knees, I mean,
Speaker 1: no knees. I've been a very long time since, like
Speaker 1: for sure over a year. How many could I do
Speaker 1: now seventy seventy in a row? And then you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Well it's not one hundred. I think
Speaker 1: probably in my best shape I could have done a hundred,
Speaker 1: maybe sixty five to seven. Are you really cranking them
Speaker 1: out like boom boom boom boom? Are you just like
Speaker 1: up down m Probably a little bit of both. It
Speaker 1: gets little slower as I get tired. What did we
Speaker 1: used to do the herschel Walker? Remember we used to
Speaker 1: try the herschel Walker when we worked out together. Wasn't
Speaker 1: it to two thousand push ups in a day? Was that?
Speaker 1: What we know? We didn't try that? Well, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I feel like we worked our way up to one hundred.
Speaker 1: But it was like brutal, brutal, and I it took
Speaker 1: me forever to do it. I was thinking about you.
Speaker 1: You should come to the house and work out. I
Speaker 1: know I should. I got a gym, let's go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we want to work out. We used to go
Speaker 1: to the y, but I mean they're opening now, but
Speaker 1: I still don't feel one percent comfortable working out with
Speaker 1: a bunch of people. You're vaccinated, I know, let her rip.
Speaker 1: It's it's just weird, Like it's just weird huffing and
Speaker 1: puffing over everyone. But I'm down. I'm down to go
Speaker 1: to your house. Would you let me use the peloton? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Set a profile. I need shoes, Okay, I need biking shoes,
Speaker 1: like cycling shoes. You can boy ride on Caitlin's profile.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't care, all right, you can't ride on mine?
Speaker 1: Though I don't need your low numbers. I'm bringing down
Speaker 1: your Listen, I get embarrassed on that thing. If I
Speaker 1: don't have a good ride, I consider de leating the
Speaker 1: whole workout. I don't, but every time I'm like, I'll
Speaker 1: do that, I hop people to see it. Like if
Speaker 1: I have a bad right calf that hasn't just hasn't
Speaker 1: healed properly, and if I hit four hundred, now I'm like,
Speaker 1: does a dang good workout. But if I'm on like
Speaker 1: three sixty or three seventy output, I'm a little bit embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you just deleted, knowing full well nobody's
Speaker 1: going through. I know, but I care. But you know,
Speaker 1: the only time I remember I ever like congratulate myself
Speaker 1: as when I do a really good workout and I'm
Speaker 1: pushing through pain not injury. When I'm like I really
Speaker 1: want to give up, I will get off the bike
Speaker 1: or get off the treadmill or finish, and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I give myself a high five. That's I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: It's a very short, small moment, but I do. I
Speaker 1: give myself a high five, and I'm like, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Because nobody else cares. Well, if I'm there,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the high five. Right, And it's not
Speaker 1: so much about the running. It's about it hurting, not
Speaker 1: pain injury, but everything about it should tell me to stop.
Speaker 1: But if I can push through, like, I'm proud of
Speaker 1: myself later, because if you push through enough times that
Speaker 1: same spot that you just had to push through, you
Speaker 1: have to push through anymore. It's easier. You're just kind
Speaker 1: of leveling up. You have two really hard rides or
Speaker 1: runs or days at work or insert whatever it is
Speaker 1: the challenging to you, and you're able to fight through it.
Speaker 1: You're automatically stronger for next time. One you know you
Speaker 1: can do it, so there's no excuse, and two you've
Speaker 1: been through it, and so that's when I give myself
Speaker 1: high fives. This is true. I remember when we were
Speaker 1: touring Raging Idiots and we have like sixty some remember
Speaker 1: that year we have like sixty some dates, and it
Speaker 1: was crazy, and I remember us thinking like this is
Speaker 1: too much, Like this is a lot of work, because
Speaker 1: we would do the radio show, go on tour the weekend,
Speaker 1: come back to the radio show on Monday. But then
Speaker 1: the year after we cut down tremendously and then we're
Speaker 1: like looking a board like we're used to that kind
Speaker 1: of like I think you got boy because I had
Speaker 1: to do TV shows. I didn't really get that board's
Speaker 1: I just put something else in its place. Maybe I did.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is weird because I'd gotten used to
Speaker 1: that pace. I'm pretty much now because if we've had
Speaker 1: the last three weekends off, I think because I go
Speaker 1: back to Idol for the finale, and who knows if
Speaker 1: Breaking Ball Bones gets the second season because the first
Speaker 1: season hasn't been aired, you know. And there we had
Speaker 1: a meeting yesterday by Breaking Bobby Bones and our first
Speaker 1: episode is on Monday night of Memorial Day, right thirty first, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Memorial Day. I don't know. I just get the holidays
Speaker 1: mixed up Memorial and labor Memorial Days May thirty first, right,
Speaker 1: the first one, got it? So it's a Memorial Day,
Speaker 1: May thirty first, which is our first episode, and that's
Speaker 1: a Monday. And I was telling him in the meeting,
Speaker 1: I said, man, I feel like you guys kind of
Speaker 1: took away my weapon, which is to be able to
Speaker 1: talk to people day. Oh, it's say watch it tonight.
Speaker 1: Instead we're leaving on Friday. We're like, hopefully in three days,
Speaker 1: cast your fingers. You watch our show, right and so,
Speaker 1: and there have already been some articles going, we don't
Speaker 1: think the show is gonna get good ratings because you
Speaker 1: know his audience, that he doesn't have a big enough
Speaker 1: a group of people that will follow the show. Country
Speaker 1: music is not gonna go ok. I think they well,
Speaker 1: I think they kind of think a certain way about
Speaker 1: people that listen to our show. I think they don't
Speaker 1: give them the credit they deserve for being like smart,
Speaker 1: normal people. Like I think they think of everybody. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what they think about people, but I
Speaker 1: think there's some connotation with fancy folks and New York
Speaker 1: in LA that write articles about people that listen or
Speaker 1: live in country music or Middle America, where they're not
Speaker 1: giving me a shot because of they think I talk
Speaker 1: to those people all the time. I do talk to
Speaker 1: those people, but they're not like what they think they are,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, like we are those people. We talk
Speaker 1: to normal folks. I think they think that everybody has
Speaker 1: won twos and can't read. And that's what's annoying to
Speaker 1: me is that when people are writing off things that
Speaker 1: either a country music artists are doing or what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: because they're like, oh, there's no way, they don't live
Speaker 1: in New York, LA. They're not gonna get the ratings.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of what it is, and so whatever.
Speaker 1: And writers can write what they want to write, and
Speaker 1: they can hate on it's all they want. But still
Speaker 1: May thirty first Breaking Bobby Bones. People put it in
Speaker 1: their calendars and they take pictures and they tag me
Speaker 1: on it, and I love that and I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: So we'll try to prove them wrong yet again. I'll
Speaker 1: try to prove them wrong. And hopefully watched the show
Speaker 1: live and and then I think like three weeks later
Speaker 1: it goes up on Disney Plus. So the ratings do
Speaker 1: matter if you watch it live or watch it later.
Speaker 1: So the goal is to watch a little goal is
Speaker 1: to watch it live and make sure that these you know,
Speaker 1: Fanzie Doling critics are wrong saying that we normal people
Speaker 1: in Middle America can't actually get ratings at something anyway.
Speaker 1: But I'm not. I'm not moving to LA. I'm not
Speaker 1: moving to New York, no chance. Let's see. Will Smith
Speaker 1: admits he's in the worst shape of his life. He
Speaker 1: posted a picture on Instagram. I didn't think you looked
Speaker 1: that out of shape. He looks fine, a little belly,
Speaker 1: who cares, But he's like, I am in the worst
Speaker 1: shape of my life. Scuba Steve said that he's also
Speaker 1: in the worst shape of his life. Oh God, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the picture, Wilsonith. That looks like a normal dude.
Speaker 1: It's what he should look like. He's like fifty five
Speaker 1: years old, isn't he. It looks great. Yeah, five looks amazing.
Speaker 1: How are you, Scuba. I'm not fifty five and I
Speaker 1: look like that. Actually a little worse. I look kind
Speaker 1: of like I'm pregnant. Share my belly. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see your belly. Didn't. But let's let's look at
Speaker 1: the factors here. You moved across the country, you have
Speaker 1: two kids. Yes, put your shirts down. Yeah, what are
Speaker 1: y'all doing? You're living in a pandemic. You're working sun
Speaker 1: up to sundown. True, you're living your life. That's I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with where I'm at. I just know that
Speaker 1: I feel sluggish. I don't have the same kind of
Speaker 1: energy and drive that I used to have, and that's
Speaker 1: why I'm upset at myself for being where I'm at. Well,
Speaker 1: you know how to fix that? I do. I just
Speaker 1: it's I love sweets. I love me too, man, I
Speaker 1: love sugar. Godda dinner, man, That's all I want is
Speaker 1: what are we going to have or dessert? I can't
Speaker 1: have it there. I will finish a meal and be
Speaker 1: like I see all some sweets. Yep, it's not complete
Speaker 1: without some sweets. I just need something. Yeah, Like last night,
Speaker 1: it had a bowl of cereal at like ten minutes.
Speaker 1: How bad you wanted? We had nothing in the house,
Speaker 1: and so I had a bowl of cereal. That's dinner
Speaker 1: sometimes for me. And then I woke up at three
Speaker 1: this morning and had more cereal. What kind of cereal? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not even a good cereal. It's some kind of
Speaker 1: like frost It's not frosted. It's like a special k
Speaker 1: oh Man. You need some apple jacks or cinnamon toast. Crime.
Speaker 1: But I'll eat four bowls and I drink I do
Speaker 1: with almond milk. You know what I'm starting to do
Speaker 1: to kind of like kill the sweet crave. What is
Speaker 1: a honey? I bought like a jar of honey and
Speaker 1: I get a tablespoon and I put it in that honey,
Speaker 1: and I eat it and I'm like, oh, that was
Speaker 1: actually good because it's sweet and I didn't dip into
Speaker 1: the M and m's and it works. Yeah, if there
Speaker 1: were Minem's nearby, though, if I keep anything in the house,
Speaker 1: ate all of it in a day. But I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: the honey totally takes your craving for sweets away for
Speaker 1: for a second. I just love sweets. I love sweet
Speaker 1: over over. What's the other one? Salt? Yeah? What do
Speaker 1: they call savory? Savory? Sweet? Old? Anybody like savy over
Speaker 1: sweet them? Anybody? They're always like, what do you prefer
Speaker 1: a sweeter savor? Like? Anybody pick savory? I would investigate them. Wait,
Speaker 1: let's play, guests, the sound from the viral video. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what I will do is I will play you
Speaker 1: a sound. Right, do you know where this is? Minute
Speaker 1: to get to this for a little bit. Are we ready, guys,
Speaker 1: I'll play you a clip from a viral video. You
Speaker 1: have to guess what you're hearing. I'll play the sound
Speaker 1: and give you a few options. The video currently has
Speaker 1: five point four million views on TikTok. First of all,
Speaker 1: here's the sound, Okay, is that a woman scared by
Speaker 1: a possum in her kitchen, a screaming goat. Sorry, anytime
Speaker 1: I get a break, I drink. I just try to
Speaker 1: drink water like crazy. And now you're burkemen. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: man being dramatic getting his chest waxed, or a dog
Speaker 1: getting its nails clipped. Here's the clip again. So it's
Speaker 1: a woman being scared by a possum, a screaming goat,
Speaker 1: a man being dramatic getting his chest waxed, or a
Speaker 1: dog getting its nails clipped. You think about do you
Speaker 1: know the answer? Ay? Yep, Okay, Amy, I go dog
Speaker 1: getting its nails clipped. Okay, let's hear it against if
Speaker 1: we can picture it, Eddie. Yeah, if you listen closely,
Speaker 1: you can hear the in between his screams. It's a
Speaker 1: dog and his nails. Clip. Okay, let me hear that again.
Speaker 1: It would be a possum on the ground. No, they
Speaker 1: don't make that sound. Lunchbox, Well, my first instinct was
Speaker 1: a bird, but that was not one of the options.
Speaker 1: And so then you listen to it clearly, and it's
Speaker 1: the goat. You can hear it, screaming goat. Let's listen again. Well,
Speaker 1: one of you's right. It is not the possum. It
Speaker 1: is not a guy getting his chest waxed. The screaming
Speaker 1: goat is wrong. It is the dog. It's like a
Speaker 1: little pug or something home must I felt like you
Speaker 1: can hear the what do you call it? Smarrow. It's
Speaker 1: from Danny Hatcher on TikTok. It's a video of his
Speaker 1: pug getting its nails clepp at home in the couch.
Speaker 1: Poor little thing. We had the dog rammer. It's taken
Speaker 1: us three months to find a dog rimmer that will
Speaker 1: come because they Stanley needs is anal glands released or
Speaker 1: whatever they call it. So people are just wash your
Speaker 1: own dog releases anal glands All dogs need that they do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know his body, our dog. I've
Speaker 1: never done that. His body's fat and weird, and he's
Speaker 1: got stuff. Yes, we have to clean his folds out.
Speaker 1: You know, there's stuff with an English bulldog that I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I've had many dogs. Yes, face skin, we
Speaker 1: have to like clean like open them up and clean
Speaker 1: the folds. And so I was like I was on
Speaker 1: the internet. I was on Twitter getting tired. We've been
Speaker 1: doing a show all day today, we recorded an interview. Um,
Speaker 1: I was on the Yeah, I was on the computers
Speaker 1: and I got on to where I said, hey, may
Speaker 1: know where I get a dog rammer and it's gotta
Speaker 1: tag like wash your own freaking dog. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I do we the water hole sometimes if I need
Speaker 1: like things done. But this morning, while I've been at work,
Speaker 1: dog Ramer went over and hopefully got whatever out of
Speaker 1: this glance. Those are my voice. Stuff's falling from the allen?
Speaker 1: Is that what that is falling from the sky? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's oh no, no you're talking about the white stuff. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: that's like that's off a tree. What is that? I
Speaker 1: saw that at your house. It's a certain kind of
Speaker 1: tree that emits a little like cotton thing. And is
Speaker 1: that an allergen? I don't think so. I think it's
Speaker 1: just like a leaf falling. No, it's like a puffy thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know, but it's like you know those things you
Speaker 1: pick up and go dandelion. Yeah, it looks like dandelion
Speaker 1: tops falling. It's a certain tree. I don't know it's
Speaker 1: a a gnolia or whatever, but that's what it's. That's
Speaker 1: what it is. Hey Eddie, did you send your kid
Speaker 1: to school with a like some sort of risk a
Speaker 1: shoe box. Yes what happened? Okay, So so he comes
Speaker 1: to school and said and it was already late in
Speaker 1: the day and he goes, hey, oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you guys, I need a shoebox for
Speaker 1: a class project tomorrow. And so I go to I
Speaker 1: look around the house. There's no shoebox. So there's a
Speaker 1: boutique by my house, like a little fancy boutique or whatever,
Speaker 1: and so I walk in it's like, hey, can you
Speaker 1: helped me. I need a shoebox for my son's class project.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh yeah, we'll go in the back and
Speaker 1: they got a shoebox. And I didn't read what was
Speaker 1: on the shoebox, but I just gave it to my
Speaker 1: son and say, here you go. This should help you
Speaker 1: at school. And so I'm trying to find exactly what
Speaker 1: it said. Yes, all right. So then he takes it
Speaker 1: to school does his class project. He comes back, He's like, uh, mom, Dad, like,
Speaker 1: what what is the shoebox? Because the teacher was saying
Speaker 1: this is like not good and inappropriate. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me see that. And I get it and it's
Speaker 1: it's says dirty Luxury on it, and it's got like
Speaker 1: a silhouette of like a sexy girl. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: dang it, I did not check the shoeboxes. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he goes to school with these, like the high heels
Speaker 1: stiletto shoebox and thinking probably that his mom has those
Speaker 1: shoes dirty Luxury. Yeah. So I'm like, well, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I should don't check you guys. Check out the Talk
Speaker 1: to Chuck podcast. He was on his best friend and
Speaker 1: author Taylor Scott. He talks about his new book Lead
Speaker 1: with Hospital. Chuck and Taylor talking about how they met
Speaker 1: and how Taylor didn't like Chuck at first. They bonded
Speaker 1: over the love of Disney, and you get to hear
Speaker 1: Taylor's animated voice from his days at Disney. He did,
Speaker 1: what do you mean days at Disney? What, Mike do
Speaker 1: you know about that? He worked at Disney? He didn't
Speaker 1: animated voices? That's what I'm talking about, Chuck did, no Taylor?
Speaker 1: Did Taylor? I need to get in touch with Taylor
Speaker 1: then I'll call you. Can you call Chuck for me
Speaker 1: and tell Taylor to contact me and we can talk
Speaker 1: about voices. Are you working on your tape? Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: of course, I'm Me and Mike were trying to come
Speaker 1: up with characters yesterday after the show. What'd you come
Speaker 1: up with? What's one you're working? What was the one? Mike?
Speaker 1: Mike says, I should do a Mexican guy for sure, Like, well,
Speaker 1: you're the only one who can because you have to
Speaker 1: be Mexican to do a Mexican guy. So a Mexican
Speaker 1: character maybe like done something, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're still working at done. Hallepenyo. It could be funny, right,
Speaker 1: you could actually be a hallapeno, yes, instead of a yeah,
Speaker 1: a Mexican guy, but yeah, yeah yeah, and then I
Speaker 1: have a Mexican accent and stuff like that. Uh, Amy's
Speaker 1: fit things today. Yeah. It's where I share emails that
Speaker 1: have been sent in answer any questions from listeners, so
Speaker 1: you never know when your note might pop up in
Speaker 1: an episode. That's true. All right, thank you guys. This
Speaker 1: has been the post show. Don't be listening to this
Speaker 1: before the We're not loading this before the radio show, right, Scuba, No,
Speaker 1: it goes radio show and then show. Okay, because some
Speaker 1: of those B teamers I was watching them, They're like,
Speaker 1: you can't tell me what to do. I'm gonna listen
Speaker 1: to this first. That's their fault, all right, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys. Have a good day. Don't
Speaker 1: forget Bobby Fast. Tickets going so Friday at ten am
Speaker 1: at ticketmaster dot com. We're doing two one day. And
Speaker 1: by the way, people were asking, like, what's the rest
Speaker 1: of the festival, Like, what's happening all day? I'm glad
Speaker 1: you asked. Is Aimy gonna do her thing? Oh? No, no,
Speaker 1: you want to come out and do us We're doing
Speaker 1: a side stage. You want to do your podcast live? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about this besides just when we were
Speaker 1: on air. That's the best time. I don't know any
Speaker 1: I just kind of cook it out there, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I was thinking lunch can do kind of like guess
Speaker 1: you're the weight and stuff too, like like a carnival style.
Speaker 1: I'll eat my hat if I can't get your way, right, Um,
Speaker 1: here we go. So here is the true story. And
Speaker 1: I hope people listening from all of the country make
Speaker 1: their plans to come in September. Be cool. I also
Speaker 1: learned it's a Saturday and a Sunday, not a Friday
Speaker 1: and a Saturday. Yeah, the calendar told you that. Huh.
Speaker 1: You know Noah Listener did from which because I thought
Speaker 1: we'd be in Texas on But if it's an all
Speaker 1: day thing, that can't be on Friday. People have jobs.
Speaker 1: So it's all day Saturday, all day Sunday. And here
Speaker 1: you go the main stage, which is raging Bibo's Raging Idiots.
Speaker 1: It's Us and Brandon Ray and a horror awesome band.
Speaker 1: We're the headliner. Russell Dickerson, Maddie and Tay. We're gonna
Speaker 1: each like radio station is gonna find a local band
Speaker 1: like pay have a contest they get to win the
Speaker 1: opening opening spot. There's gonna be a side stage with
Speaker 1: family programming, acoustic performance is a magician. Then you will
Speaker 1: have face painting, balloon animals, probably like a dunking dunking booth.
Speaker 1: Dunk booth had a photo boot. It's gonna be like
Speaker 1: that kind of thing, cool like a festival, which is
Speaker 1: why I called Bobby. Yes, that's what they do. So
Speaker 1: people were asking, I didn't know exactly, but that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Um well, and just for people to keep
Speaker 1: in mind since it is a Saturday and then a Sunday,
Speaker 1: like if they do any traveling or whatever. Monday is
Speaker 1: actually Labor Day, so they may have that day off
Speaker 1: Monday after Labor Day. Yeah, so a party all night
Speaker 1: long if don't do a four pm headliner set. Thank
Speaker 1: you for sharing. Do you think there'd be people that
Speaker 1: would do like, you know, like the Grateful Dead, they
Speaker 1: had people that would follow them from town to town.
Speaker 1: Do you think there'd be people that are flying to
Speaker 1: Austin go to the New Bronfel Show and then follow
Speaker 1: us all the way to Witchita? No, okay, but I
Speaker 1: hope they come for one of them. Okay, No, I
Speaker 1: don't be cool, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, that's what's up. Thank you guys, posh us.
Speaker 1: Pretty good today, pretty long, right what we're looking at here?
Speaker 1: Like thirty minutes, half hour? Yeah, twenty seven minutes. Oh,
Speaker 1: always like it when that happens. All right, goodbye, friends,
Speaker 1: go listen to regular radio show now, bye bye