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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Howard Tanneritos. I'm Andrea Barber and I'm

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Speaker 1: Jodi Sweeden, and today we're discussing season seven episode to

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Speaker 1: the Apartment. It originally aired September twenty first, nineteen ninety three,

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Speaker 1: and we have a note here from a producer. Wasn't

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Speaker 1: Full House TGIF, which would mean a Friday, the twenty.

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Speaker 2: First is a Tuesday. Well, yeah, we had moved. I did.

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Speaker 3: We moved from TGIF to Tuesdays in our seventh season.

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Speaker 3: I think they moved us out and moved Boy Meets World.

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Speaker 2: In Oh yeah, who took our place? I don't remember,

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Speaker 2: but I think they.

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Speaker 3: I think they like they swapped us for kind of

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Speaker 3: for a day, different show and put us on Tuesdays,

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Speaker 3: and we were going up against like NBC Tuesdays, which

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Speaker 3: was all of their like like friends or not friends,

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Speaker 3: but stuff like yeah exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Uh so that was a network decision. So that was

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Speaker 3: a decision. But our show was on Tuesdays for a while.

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Speaker 3: It was we were t G I F and then

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Speaker 3: we were on Tuesdays, and then I can't remember what

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Speaker 3: we were on the first couple of seasons.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't Friday.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it wasn't Friday. I don't remember. No, I wasn't

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Speaker 1: painting it.

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Speaker 3: At The show was was a part of tg IF,

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Speaker 3: but it was not always a part of t G

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Speaker 3: I F and the show was not always on Friday.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we launched tg if you know one

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Speaker 1: and then we moved over to Tuesdays, which I was

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Speaker 1: worried that that was going to affect our ratings.

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Speaker 2: Friday, it's Friday night.

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Speaker 3: It's a fan because this was season seven and we

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Speaker 3: were done with season eight.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's feeling. This was.

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Speaker 4: This was the slogan by beginning you guys over to

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Speaker 4: Tuesday at the beginning of the end, right, it's like

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Speaker 4: moving into separate bedrooms, you know, like you're not quite

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Speaker 4: separated yet.

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Speaker 2: But you're like, I don't think I think we should

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Speaker 2: like live a little apart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're thinking about it. Yeah, we're thinking we're circling

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Speaker 1: the drain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's us.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, Tuesday, Tuesday Nights was uh was full house night.

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Speaker 1: And I'm curious.

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Speaker 2: Also, the Internet is a liar, so it could.

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Speaker 3: Maybe this didn't even have air on September twenty first.

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Speaker 2: It could be lying we don't know, we don't know.

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Speaker 1: We're just going by Wikipedia and that's all we know.

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Speaker 1: So the episode goes a little something like this. Steve

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Speaker 1: gets an apartment and dj goes for a visit. She

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Speaker 1: falls asleep on the couch and Danny gets angry when

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Speaker 1: she doesn't come home on time. He goes to the

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Speaker 1: building and looks through the window. It was directed by

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Speaker 1: John Tracy. It was written by Tom Burcard. And there

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Speaker 1: are no guest stars this week, which I've noticed these

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Speaker 1: first few episodes of season.

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Speaker 2: There's no guest stars.

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Speaker 1: We're saving money on guest stars and putting money into

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Speaker 1: special effects and stunts and things I don't know. So

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Speaker 1: we start with the teaser. It goes a little something

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Speaker 1: like this. Jesse sprawls out on the couch and calls,

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Speaker 1: I'm sick.

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Speaker 2: Is there a doctor in the house.

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Speaker 1: Nicki and Alex come running in dressed as doctors, complete

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Speaker 1: with toy medical equipment. Jesse laughs and says, oh, two doctors.

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Speaker 2: Very good.

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Speaker 1: The twins get to work, each shoving a tongue depressor

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Speaker 1: toward Jesse's mouth. Jesse turns to Nicky and goes ah,

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Speaker 1: and then he turns to Alex and repeats AH. After

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Speaker 1: surviving the examination, Jesse asks, what does my old ticker say?

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Speaker 1: And Nicki presses a toy stethoscope against Jesse's chest and

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Speaker 1: reports boom boom boom. Jesse replies, I feel like a

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Speaker 1: million bucks plus tax, and before he can finish his

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Speaker 1: Senti Alex sticks an autoscope into Jesse's ear. Alex pokes

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Speaker 1: around and Jesse lets out a nervous, nervous laugh and asks,

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Speaker 1: you can see right through huh. Once the examination is over,

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Speaker 1: Jesse declares, thank you. I'm all better Now. How can

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Speaker 1: I pay you, Alex says Horsey.

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Speaker 2: Jesse of the eighteen hundreds a horse, Yeah, we'll pay you.

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Speaker 2: We'll trade some skills, We'll.

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Speaker 3: I don't have any potatoes to pay in, but I've

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Speaker 3: got an old horse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Jesse gets down on his hands and knees while both

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Speaker 1: It's a good thing I don't pay doctor Fishman like this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd agree, So I guess that. So the Twin Boys

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Speaker 1: have officially taken the place of Michelle.

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Speaker 3: The little kids doing cute stuff in case they screw

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Speaker 3: everything else up and we have to write them out.

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Speaker 2: Of the shows.

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Speaker 3: Moment so contractually obligating. Yeah, where they're in it.

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Speaker 2: It's sad but true.

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Speaker 1: It's so true, like you just got to get.

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Speaker 2: Get it in the can. So true.

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Speaker 1: So in the kitchen, Danny is dusting around the house

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Speaker 1: and entertaining himself by singing a customized version of if

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Speaker 1: You're Happy and you know it, If You're happy and

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Speaker 1: you know it, dusts your stuff and he goes on

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Speaker 2: In the middle of this no I'm not I will

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Speaker 2: spare you. In the middle of this.

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Speaker 1: Cleaning concert, DJ and Kimmy walk in carrying a bunch

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Speaker 1: of shopping bags. Taking one look at the bags, Danny

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Speaker 1: sarcastically asks.

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Speaker 2: Oh, let me take a wild guess. You stopped at

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Speaker 2: the mall after school and I.

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Speaker 1: Remember these bags, Like, I don't know why these bags

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Speaker 1: stick out, Like how they had to like paste something

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Speaker 1: generic on the outside of the bag, Greek.

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Speaker 2: It out to say Macy's.

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Speaker 3: It was like, basis, Yeah, it's stupid close.

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Speaker 2: But not the actual N not H and M.

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Speaker 1: You know, right, But it's just like, how creative can

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Speaker 1: the prop guys get designing these bags?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for some reason, also apparently got a little little money.

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Speaker 1: We didn't damaged damage. We did nothing like them all

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Speaker 1: after school. It's just the best place to be. So

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Speaker 1: DJ explains, we had to buy gifts for Kathy's shower tonight,

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Speaker 1: and Danny is completely caught off guard. Your friend Kathy

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Speaker 1: Santoni is getting married, and Kimmy casually corrects him she's

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Speaker 1: already married. She's having a baby. Danny freezes what She's

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Speaker 1: still in high school, and without missing a beat, DJ says,

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Speaker 1: I know she's getting extra credit for it in home eck.

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Speaker 2: Poor Kathy Santoni really just made her a warning, you know,

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Speaker 2: like this got the boobs, she's got me. I think

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Speaker 2: I don't think she was bad.

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Speaker 3: I think she was I think she was just really

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Speaker 3: cornered in the way we wrote her.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this poor girl only appeared three times on the show,

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Speaker 1: but we talked about her far more.

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Speaker 2: Than that, oh did we? Yeah? And she was the

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Speaker 2: fashionary tale of full house.

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Speaker 1: Sheary tale for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah. I want to do that absolutely.

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Speaker 1: So as DJ heads into the kitchen, Danny is left

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Speaker 1: trying to process the news. Still stunned, he asks, I

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Speaker 2: How did that happen?

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Speaker 1: DJ smiles, puts a hand on his shoulder and replies, Dad,

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Speaker 1: I think it's time you and Grandpa had that talk.

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Speaker 1: Danny quickly assures her we had that talk, and then

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Speaker 1: after a beat he turns and asks did we have

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Speaker 1: that talk? DJ confirms we have that talk, which.

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Speaker 2: Is a good this. I'm glad.

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Speaker 1: This is a great way to say, hey, we've had

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Speaker 2: Like excaving to sit round.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's just acknowledging Danny's done his parental duties of

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Speaker 1: having to talk, and then they can we can move

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Speaker 1: on with the storyline. As DJ and Kimmy gather their

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Speaker 1: bags to leave, DJ casually adds, oh, and after the shower,

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Speaker 1: Kimmy and I are going to go over to Steve's

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Speaker 1: new apartment. Danny says, okay, girls, have a nice and

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Speaker 1: then he pauses freeze Steve's apartment. Our Steve, the guy

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Speaker 2: He has his own apartment.

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Speaker 1: Trying to calm him down, DJ explains Dad, he's in college,

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Speaker 1: he wanted his independence. Danny isn't convinced. Well, I'm not

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Speaker 1: so sure that you should be allowed in a boy's

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Speaker 1: Kimmy quickly volunteers her services. Oh don't worry, t Bone,

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Speaker 1: I'll be there, and Danny replies sarcastically, that's a comfort.

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Speaker 1: DJ replies, come on, Dad, it's just a place to

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Speaker 1: hang out. I'll be home at eleven, I promise. After

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Speaker 1: a beat, Danny finally gives in, Okay, you can go,

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Speaker 2: Smiling Dj agrees.

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Speaker 1: Danny gives her a kiss on the cheek before she leaves, and,

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Speaker 1: not wanting to be left out, Kimmy pucker's up leans

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Speaker 1: toward Danny, clearly expecting a kiss goodbye too. Danny awkwardly

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Speaker 2: Oh, boy, Steve kidding in a park. He just graduated

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Speaker 2: last year. He yes, he is, really, he's advanced. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: his family must be doing well or something. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: In an apartment in San Francisco. In San Francisco, Yes.

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Speaker 2: I thought, how does he?

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Speaker 2: How does he? Williams In the nineties, you know, life

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Speaker 1: Life was a little more consort more affordable back then. Next,

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Speaker 1: in the living room, Joey is relaxing on the couch

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Speaker 1: with his eyes closed, wearing a beret and headphones, listening

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Speaker 1: to his Inner Tranquility tapes.

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Speaker 2: Letting out a deep sigh, he declares, my soul.

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Speaker 1: Is at peace. I am like a dove. Becky and

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Speaker 1: Jesse walk up behind him.

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Speaker 2: What is he doing? Becky asks, so, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Explains, listening to his inner Tranquility tapes.

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Speaker 2: Watch this.

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Speaker 1: He starts snapping his fingers right in front of Joey's

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Speaker 1: face while making the three stooges noise. Joey doesn't react

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Speaker 1: at all. Jesse says, nothing, He's totally gone, not that

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Speaker 2: Becky laughs. As Joey continues.

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Speaker 1: Reciting affirmations, I am a yoke in the egg of life,

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Speaker 1: Becky asks, how do you get him out of it?

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Speaker 1: Jesse explains, simple, you have to change the message.

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Speaker 2: Watch this.

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Speaker 1: He lifts one side of Joey's headphones and whispers, I

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Speaker 1: am a tranquil idiot, and still deep in meditation, Joey repeats,

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Speaker 1: I am a tranquil Suddenly realizing what he almost said,

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Speaker 1: Joey opens his eyes and snaps back to reality. Hey,

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Speaker 1: come on, I'm trying to escape from the pressures of

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Speaker 1: everyday life, he complains.

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Speaker 2: Becky's confused.

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Speaker 1: I thought that's why you watch Beavis and butt Head,

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Speaker 1: and Joey responds with a Beavis laugh. And Laurie's hair

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Speaker 1: is so long this season. Yeah, I went from that

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Speaker 2: I love Becky with the good hair, Becky with the

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Speaker 1: Just then, Michelle comes home from school and walks into

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Speaker 1: Props to the riders for adding this throwaway line, so

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Speaker 1: we're not all wondering how Michelle got home and did she.

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Speaker 2: Walk home alone? From school?

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Speaker 1: I happened to be the lowest bidder. He throws an

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Speaker 2: Just hand those out to anyone. Don't you have to

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Speaker 2: It's a little bigger than a U haul, right, right,

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Speaker 1: Steve is waiting anxiously for DJ, wearing a choker necklace.

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Speaker 2: With a peace sign on it. Yes, Scott, that choker

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Speaker 1: It does not look like a college boy's apart. It's

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Speaker 2: Turn it down, you punks. Brian cale yell, Brian Calee, neighbor.

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Speaker 2: He plays everyone.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: So Steve quickly lowers the volume or I can crank

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Speaker 1: Steve explains, Oh, he's at the library studying, and then

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Speaker 1: We can do whatever we want. We've got total for

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Speaker 3: Scrabble, just enjoy the quiet.

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Speaker 2: The two lean in and begin kissing. After a moment,

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Speaker 1: Turns the light off. A brown chicken, brown cow. DJ,

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Speaker 1: did you just say brown chicken, brown cow?

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 2: In my life heard that. You haven't heard brown chicken broke,

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Speaker 1: It, but that's the shorthand for their stuff going on.

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Speaker 2: It's a brown chicken, brown chicken, brown cow.

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Speaker 1: DJ tries to explain, I'm sorry. I know that we've

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Speaker 1: Steve jokes and slow motion. Okay, no problem, and slowly

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Speaker 1: It's cool, you know, I like just being here with you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Steve asks you want to watch a video.

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Speaker 2: Kids don't know back in the day, you had two options,

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Speaker 3: Streaming, although it didn't then take you forty five minutes

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Speaker 2: About to save. Buddy, We're gonna save.

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Speaker 1: So much money by cementing this driveway by ourselves, Jesse says.

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Speaker 1: Two buddies doing manly cement work. Joey goes along with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm there, buddy. Jesse shows his calculations, check out these figures.

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Speaker 2: Eager to put.

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Speaker 1: His multifunctional digital data watch to use, Joey replies, Okay,

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Speaker 1: run the buy me.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesse, you remain when he was like, look, I've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a shiny new today. This is what Yeah,

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Speaker 3: This is what we got excited. You think it's high

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Speaker 3: what's your grand tot quote? What's your grand total? Joey

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Speaker 2: He's still wearing the beret. He wears the brain this

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Speaker 1: Which choice it was? That was a very nineties thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look sophisticated instantly or like a mine.

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Speaker 1: He does look a little bit like it's my giving mine.

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Speaker 1: Big mimes yes, oh, big mimes of oh so Danny

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Speaker 2: He's very stressed.

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Speaker 1: What kind of father am I?

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Speaker 3: Why are they up at midnight dealing with the costs

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Speaker 1: I figured this household goes to bed by eight thirty, Like,

441
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: I just feels like they go to bed early.

442
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 3: There's a toddlers, there's dogs, right, there's there's kids, there's school.

443
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are they crunching numbers after midnight? This doesn't

444
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 2: make sense?

445
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, wait, what Like it makes for

446
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: Danny to be like, Danny's been waiting up so that

447
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: he gets get that. The other two it's like, yeah,

448
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: there's where's a beret at midnight?

449
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: Take off your beret? Make relaxes.

450
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,199
Speaker 1: So, Jesse says, Danny, you're a great father. What's the

451
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: big deal?

452
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 2: Just call her? Where is she?

453
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: Danny explains she's at Steve's new apartment. I don't have

454
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: the number. Jesse quickly changes his tune. What what kind

455
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,959
Speaker 1: of father are you? Joey jumps in, all right, guy,

456
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: just settled down. She went out with Kimmy, right let's

457
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: just call over at the Gibblers and find out what's

458
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: going on. Danny agrees, good thinking, and he starts dialing

459
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 1: the Gibbler house from memory.

460
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: Because you did, because you had to memory. Saw that

461
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,239
Speaker 2: you had to memorize.

462
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: All like the five phone numbers you dialed most often. Yeah,

463
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: I still recite my home phone number from when I

464
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 1: was a kid. It's burned into your brain.

465
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 2: So we cut to Kimmy Gibbler's bedroom.

466
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 1: Kimmy is sound asleep in her rubber ducky pj's and

467
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: imask sleeping on a whole fish pillow.

468
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: When the phone.

469
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: Starts ringing, she claps twice and turns the light on.

470
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 1: Because that was a thing called the clapper.

471
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 3: My friends, for those of you who are under forty

472
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,479
Speaker 3: years old, we had this really cool device that we

473
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 3: were all incredibly impressed by that you clapped twice.

474
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: And it turned lights on and off. Yeah, clap on,

475
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 2: clap off, clap clap off. The clapper clapper, Yeah, that

476
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 2: was it. I had to pay the clapper just yeah,

477
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 2: some sort of licensing. I'm pretty sure the clapper is

478
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: out of assist by now, you know. Yeah, they went

479
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 2: under a la decades ago, right, but.

480
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course Kimmy has a clapper like I love

481
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,479
Speaker 1: the clapper. It just makes it makes it fits, it

482
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: fits the gibblers. So, still half asleep, Kimmy blindly reaches

483
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: for her dirty Converse before eventually finding the phone, which

484
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: is also shaped like a shoe on the phone a

485
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: real phone.

486
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,360
Speaker 2: I have a question. Was that a real phone? No,

487
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: it was It was a shoe.

488
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: And then they rigged the little curly cord's shoe.

489
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, maybe there actually is some weird

490
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 3: sort of yeah.

491
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: There probably is now, but no, they they they jerry

492
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: rigged it then, just to make.

493
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: It look like a phone.

494
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: And I was holding a shoe up to my face.

495
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: I got it. It was very what's that show from

496
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: the uh? Get Smart?

497
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

498
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, with the phone with the shoe phone, with the

499
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 3: shoes and talking into the watch, didn't he basically everything

500
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 3: that we now just do.

501
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 2: It all started started the area Get smartphone? Okay, a

502
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: brown cow? No, and that's not a brown chicken, brown

503
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: cow moment, that's more. Yeah, yeah, that's a rim shot shot.

504
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, glad we got our idioms settled here.

505
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 2: Well, our idiots are not settled, but the idioms are

506
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 2: give me.

507
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 1: Answers the phone and Danny begins, it's mister Tanner, I'm

508
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 1: looking for DJ.

509
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: I thought you were at Steve's apartment.

510
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: Kimmy explains, my parents would let me in a boy's

511
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: apartment unsupervised.

512
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 2: They have rules. You know what kind of father? Are you?

513
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: Already stressed out?

514
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 1: Danny snaps, I don't have time for this, all right,

515
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: just give me the number, give me a greats hang

516
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: on there, tea bag. Oh, we broke Tody, We broke Tody.

517
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 2: T bone, tea bag?

518
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: You know it's.

519
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 2: Somebody's trap. Door is buttoned too tight. Kimmy one of

520
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 2: a kind.

521
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: She starts digging through her night stand in search of

522
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: Steve's number, pulling out one random item after another. First

523
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: comes a mannequin's head, then a buns of steel workout tape,

524
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: and then she finally finds the number five five, five

525
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: six four one. Oh, but don't bother calling her alarmed,

526
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: Danny says, why not. Kimmy drops another bombshell. Steve's phone

527
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: isn't hooked.

528
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: Up yet, then doesn't have a phone number. I don't

529
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 2: you know? Logic? It's logic? What am I thinking?

530
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: Danny starts yelling into the phone, I want it right away,

531
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: Just hurry up. As Danny continues spiraling, Kimmy tries to

532
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: get a word in. Wait, I think I have his

533
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: address somewhere. Hang on, well, Kimmy searches through more clutter.

534
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: Danny keeps ranting into the phone.

535
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 2: I'll talk to your parents.

536
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: They'll have you grounded. I don't care if you're not

537
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 1: my kid. Get me that address right now. And you know,

538
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: Bob is just ad libbing all of this, like this

539
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: whole run. It's like it wasn't scripted. It was just

540
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 1: all Bob and I loved it.

541
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 4: I love we got to Bob yells though he goes higher,

542
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 4: he goes yeah, he gets several octaves higher.

543
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: It just goes on a run and we get to

544
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: see this is I think the only time we see

545
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: Kimmy's bedroom. Yeah, and so I was excited to have

546
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: it wasn't a full set.

547
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: It was just like a corner. But that's okay. I

548
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: was very excited to watch set deck try.

549
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: To dress Kimmy's bedroom with all sorts of like there

550
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: were like lava lamps. There was just like what else

551
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: can we put in there?

552
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 2: That's random? Back at Steve's apartment.

553
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: DJ is curled up on Steve's lap while the two

554
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: of them sleep on the couch with the movie still

555
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: playing in the background. Danny knocks, but Steve only briefly

556
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: wakes and quickly falls back asleep. Danny suddenly appears in

557
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: the small window above the door and.

558
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: Peeks inside.

559
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: Bob's face like, I just that's just such a vision

560
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: of Brig's face in that window window. When he finally

561
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: spots DJ and Steve asleep on the couch, he gasps,

562
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: Oh my God, and whatever Danny is standing on gives

563
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: way beneath him and he crashes to the ground. The

564
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: noise wakes up DJ and Steve. Steve turns on the

565
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: light and DJ realizes what time it is. She panics,

566
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: it's one o'clock. I gotta get home. Steve offers, I'll

567
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: drive you. DJ hopes Danny didn't wait up, but she

568
00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: opens the door to find Danny lying on the ground outside. Mortified,

569
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: DJ asks Dad, what are you doing here? And Danny

570
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: sarcastically answers, trying to remember the name of my chiropractor,

571
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: DJ offers doctor shim Beckler. Danny's not amused. He wants

572
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: to know what DJ is doing in Steve's apartment. DJ

573
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: nervously laughs and says, well, you know, it's the funniest thing.

574
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: Steve jumps into help. You're gonna laugh when you hear it.

575
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: Danny is unamused. I bet you I won't, and the

576
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: laughing stops. DJ gets serious, Dad, I'm so sorry. We

577
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: were watching a movie and we fell asleep. It will

578
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: never happen again. Danny says, you're right, it'll never happen

579
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: again because you're not allowed over here anymore. This place

580
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: is off limits from now on. DJ argues, Dad, that's

581
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: totally unfair, raising his voice. He fires back, totally unfair.

582
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: You want to know what's totally unfair. A parent who

583
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: stays up half the night worrying about his daughter. That's unfair.

584
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: I used to reason with him, Dad, you're blowing this

585
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: way out of proportion, way out of proportion.

586
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: You see a SWAT team with me. You see helicopters

587
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: circling the building, see the bat signal out there. I don't.

588
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: DJ finally gives in, Okay, okay, Dad, I said I

589
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: was sorry, Danny says, and I said, let's go. DJ

590
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: slowly follows behind him before leaving, she stops and turns

591
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: back towards Steve for one last goodbye.

592
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 2: They both know the night did not go as planned.

593
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: I remember those moments when like you got caught or

594
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: something happened, and your mom or your dad was like,

595
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 3: come here, now we're leaving out and your friend was there,

596
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 3: and you just kind of give that one look back,

597
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 3: like goodbye, dear friend, you know, and your friend was like,

598
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 3: I'll see you on the other side.

599
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: I can do. I'm so sorry.

600
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's this is this is a tough one.

601
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: Do you think Danny overreact or do you think it

602
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: was an.

603
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: Apart I mean response, I mean I don't think he overreacted.

604
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 3: But also it's it's interesting because I only had like

605
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 3: my parenting idea of it. Now I'm like, well, it's

606
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 3: just's on life three sixty. Oh wait, you couldn't do

607
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 3: that then, So like now I wouldn't necessarily be as panicked.

608
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 3: I'd be able to call her on a cell phone

609
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 3: and get over it. So true, if you removed the

610
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 3: cell phone, and you removed the landline, and I didn't

611
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 3: know what address she was at and it was two

612
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 3: hours past, then yes, I would be really worried, yes,

613
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 3: so different time and place.

614
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, And now I wouldn't be as.

615
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 3: Worried because I'm like, I could hunt you down and

616
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 3: find out exactly where you are or call you and

617
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: you could you know what I mean. So it's yeah,

618
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 3: it's interesting how like that panic isn't as.

619
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: Much preparency days.

620
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: You know, there's there's a sense of more control when

621
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: you know where they are, can reach them, right, Yeah,

622
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: for sure, But in ninety.

623
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 2: Three there wasn't that. And the deal was she was

624
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 2: supposed to be home at eleven.

625
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: I know she she was two hours late, and so

626
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: it's kind of your day.

627
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 2: Can't figure that out? That's scary.

628
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So I don't think I don't think he

629
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: overranted here.

630
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 2: I don't think kind of team Danny here.

631
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: I know DJ's a good kid, right, and I would

632
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: trust her, but it's like.

633
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: You're in a boy's apart. It's not even so much.

634
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 2: Just don't put yourself in compromising positions.

635
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: DJ, like Steve's great, she's great, but this is this.

636
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 3: Is when it gets hard, right when you have a

637
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 3: boyfriend or girlfriend that's graduated the year before you and

638
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 3: they have privileges or are eighteen or can go do

639
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: things that you as a seventeen year old or sixteen

640
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 3: year old can't yet. And like the age difference isn't

641
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 3: that big, but suddenly the the abilities gap is bigger.

642
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: Tatum is a lot different. So it's yeah, it's hard,

643
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: it's a different thing.

644
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: It's a tough thing to balance. And so I don't

645
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: envy Danny in here, but I think his response was appropriate.

646
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: The next day, we are in the front yard.

647
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: No we're not. We're in the backyard. We are in

648
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: the backyard. It says there's front yard. There is no

649
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: front yard.

650
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 3: It's a driveway. The front yard is a driveway and stairs,

651
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 3: which is already well cemented.

652
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: That's where.

653
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 3: Okay, where is this driveway going?

654
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. How do you get how where is

655
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 2: it going? Is it going?

656
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 3: Is it going the entire park that is the Tanner's backyard?

657
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 2: I don't. I guess you got to get in and

658
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 2: out of there some.

659
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 3: Way, you know, those dirt roads is backward roads can

660
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 3: only take you so far.

661
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: Is there like an alleyway behind the backyard?

662
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 2: Where is this going? I don't know. No, that can't

663
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: be an alleyway because the Gibbler's house is right over

664
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 2: the Kimbler's house.

665
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no you see it on the thing.

666
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: There's a house on each side, the house on each

667
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: side's what about by h the Gibblers is behind. I

668
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 2: thought the Gibblers was to the right. It's supposed to be.

669
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: But you over the fence. You're always popping over the

670
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 2: back fence. That would be Yeah, it's the way the

671
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: house is position. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how.

672
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 3: I don't know where the driveways doesn't make sense that

673
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: none of these have sense to a cement truck.

674
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: This doesn't None of this is believable.

675
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: It's all just to set up this bit with with

676
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: the with the crash.

677
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's this is this is a thing. This is

678
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 2: so full house.

679
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: So Jesse and Joey they're putting finishing touches on this

680
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: newly cemented driveway to nowhere. Jesse starts tapping his hand

681
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: float against the cement to mimic the melody of the

682
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: Adams Family theme song. As they're singing their creepy in

683
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: their gooky, Danny and Becky sneak up on them and

684
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 1: provide the iconic finger snaps lurch Gomez, you actually finished

685
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: the driveway, Becky jokes, and Danny admits, I gotta admit

686
00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: I had my doubts.

687
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 2: But assuming that.

688
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: This thing hardens, I'd say you did an excellent job.

689
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: Jesse asks, well, beck you have something to say about

690
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: our fine handiwork. Becky pauses before responding, what can I say? Honey,

691
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: it's really flat, which is a.

692
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 3: Huge compliment if you're cementing things in San Francisco, that's

693
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 3: exactly what you want.

694
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,720
Speaker 2: Anything flat. Oh shocking.

695
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: Ah, that takes skill, and Jesse had it. Jesse is proud. Yeah,

696
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: all the good ones are. Then Steve walks in to

697
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: a chilly response from the whole group. Hey guys, how's

698
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: it going? And seeing these stone faces, Steve blurts out,

699
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: we fell asleep. Steve quickly adds I'm gonna go talk

700
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,479
Speaker 1: to DJ and he heads inside. As Steve walks away,

701
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: Danny says, i'd say it's time for my mid day

702
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: pre dust spot cleaning. Becky replies, Danny, you're not going

703
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: to eavesdrop on them, are you. Danny insists, of course not.

704
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch him like a hawk, and he follows

705
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: Steve into the house. Jesse tells Joey, all right, buddy,

706
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: let's get this truck back.

707
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: Time is money.

708
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: Joey says, okay, I'll pull the truck out, buddy, and

709
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: then he has a look of panic. He turns back

710
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: towards Jesse and Becky and nervously says, uh, buddy. Jesse responds, yeah, buddy.

711
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: How long does it take for Cement to say dry?

712
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: And now concerned himself, Jesse replies, I don't know, about

713
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: seventy two hours? Why buddy, and Becky immediately realizes the

714
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: problem and explains, you guys started at the wrong end

715
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: of the driveway and can't drive over we Cement buddy

716
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: and lightly punches Jesse's chest.

717
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 2: But then, how did they get the trucks up there

718
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 2: far enough? How'd they get it up there? None of this?

719
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 2: None of this, you know what I mean?

720
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 3: Because if it's that close to the house and you

721
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 3: did it the wrong way, then the assumption is you

722
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 3: started at the bottom and worked your way up.

723
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 2: So did Yeah?

724
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, right, I don't I don't, Yes, that's

725
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: the assumption.

726
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 3: But how But then how would you back the Cement

727
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 3: truck into where you needed it to be?

728
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 2: If you anyway I'm thinking too much. I'm sorry.

729
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I don't know, and it

730
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: didn't happen. Does it have to go up a hill

731
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: to get well, don't yard.

732
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 3: Even if it's flat, if you started at the other end,

733
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 3: you'd have the cement. Truck is close enough to the

734
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 3: house that they would have had to back it up

735
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 3: over the cement.

736
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: They just lay. Yeah, you're right.

737
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know this was anyways, this was not

738
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: a well thought out premise. But whatever, they're making it work.

739
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 2: I think too much. Okay.

740
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: Becky laughs and quickly stops when she realizes neither of

741
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: them is laughing, and heads back inside.

742
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 2: Jesse, are really can hi? Maybe yay?

743
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: We had our Yes, we had our dogs. We all

744
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: of us had our dogs on the zoom earlier today.

745
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 2: He said, wanted to be part of it.

746
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 1: Jesse shoots Joey a death stare and says, I haven't

747
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: figured this out yet, but I know that this is

748
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: your fault. Do you know how much money it's gonna

749
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 1: cost us to keep this truck for another three days? No,

750
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: not yet, but let's crunch some numbers, Joey replies as

751
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: he pulls out his watch Jesse snaps, yeah, I'll crunch

752
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: some numbers and immediately tosses the watch into the cement truck.

753
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: Joey shouts, my watch. Jesse decides to improvise. We're gonna

754
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: run the mixer and the cements or this man's gonna harden.

755
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: Give me those keys.

756
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 2: He snatches the keys from Joey and climbs into the truck.

757
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: As the loud mixer starts up, Joey tries to return

758
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: to his peaceful meditation mindset, pressing his fingers against his

759
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: temples and chanting I'm a bird, I'm sorry, and through

760
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: a quiet meadow.

761
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 2: Joey's got anxiety. I know, he's just trying to relax.

762
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: Next, in the girls room, Michelle runs into Steph in

763
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 1: the hallway and leads her into their room to share

764
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: her new hobby.

765
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 2: I'm collecting leaves. And is this the first time we've

766
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 2: seen Steph the whole episode? I think this is like,

767
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: you don't appear until halfway through. Yeah, that's crazy. Maybe

768
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 2: I was busy.

769
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: You were busy, Yeah you were, and you come out

770
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: of the bathroom, so maybe you were just redecorating your

771
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: room and there furniture, that's what you've been doing. You

772
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,479
Speaker 1: were very busy. As Steph walks into the bedroom, she's

773
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: met with leaves covering the beds, floor, and furniture. Her

774
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: job immediately murder what are your nuts? Unfazed, Michelle explains,

775
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: this is just from the backyard. I still have the

776
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: front yard to do.

777
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 2: We don't have a front yard, don't have a freight yard.

778
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: There's a tree, there was the tree back in the day.

779
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 2: That maybe the leaves. Yeah, I'll give it that.

780
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: Michelle has no like street skills here. She has no

781
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: idea that this is a terrible idea, and Steph is horrified.

782
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 1: She starts brushing leaves off her bed and says, it's

783
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: all over my stuff. Hey, Michelle scoffs, those are the

784
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: ones with the little bugs on him, and Steph is disgusted. Bugs,

785
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: that's it, dumb hobby coming down. Steph starts tossing Michelle's

786
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: piles and bags of leaves out the bedroom window. Michelle

787
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 1: is instantly outraged and throws one of Steph's shoes out

788
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: the window. Steph yells, that was my shoe. Michelle immediately

789
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: follows up by throwing the second shoe and that was

790
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 1: the other one. Okay, fine, Steph says and grabs more

791
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: of Michelle's stuff to throw out the window. So Michelle

792
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: does the same. Here's mister piggly wiggly. There goes mister tiger,

793
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: and your little bunny and your teddy and your books,

794
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: and the front yard is now a mess.

795
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 2: I'm right, watch out below.

796
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: But come on, Michelle has to know better than this.

797
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: You don't collect Lisa saying like she's dumb. Right, she's

798
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: she's she's smarter than this. They're just writing her. They're

799
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: writing her younger than she really. Come on, and she's

800
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: Danny Tanner's child.

801
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: There's no way. Well, they always like to go the

802
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: opposite way, you know what I mean, so's she could

803
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 2: be like, this is what I love. She's the rebel right,

804
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: she's rebelling against.

805
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 5: Uh.

806
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: In DJ's room, DJ is frustrated that her dad keeps

807
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: finding excuses to spy on her and Steve. She groans,

808
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Here he comes again. Danny barges

809
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: into her room with the vacuum and cheerfully announces, oh,

810
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: you're in here. Steve tells DJ he's hoovered us out

811
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: of every room in the house. Danny starts vacuuming under

812
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: DJ and Steve's feet, so they have to lift them up.

813
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: Don't mind me, excuse me, thank you, DJ yells over

814
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: the vacuum, Dad, I really need to talk to Steve.

815
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: Danny replies, Oh, go ahead and talk. I'm just counting

816
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: down to the next bag change. DJ sarcastically says, well,

817
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: don't let us bother you, and they get up and leave.

818
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: As they walk out, Danny calls after hurt DJ, and

819
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 1: just then Michelle and Steph come charging into the room, shouting.

820
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 2: Dad, Dad, Dad.

821
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: Michelle complains Stephanie's throwing my hobby out the window, and

822
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: Steph defends herself. I had to I need a leaf

823
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 1: blower just to get to my bed.

824
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 2: She's crazy. I am not.

825
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 1: Michelle Fire's back and the sisters get into another shouting match.

826
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: Danny waves his arms between them and shouts, girls, Hello,

827
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood for this, all right. First

828
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: thing you're gonna do, You're gonna rake up the leaves,

829
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna rake up the bears. Then you're gonna kiss,

830
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna hug, and you're gonna apologe Because your

831
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: sisters and you love each other, Okay, case closed, Thanks,

832
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: and with that he hurries out of the room to

833
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: chase DJ and Steve. Surprised by how quickly that was handled,

834
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: Stephanie remarks, what he really streamlined that dad talk? Michelle agrees, Yeah,

835
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: we got off pretty easy. And then Danny has heard

836
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: yelling from their bedroom look at the mess in here.

837
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: Realizing their luck may have just run out, Michelle quietly adds,

838
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: maybe not.

839
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 2: Oh, Danny's going through it.

840
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: Man, he's having a day Monday. He's having a Monday. Yeah,

841
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: he's And now here's where I think he's going a

842
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: little overboard. He doesn't need to be spying on now

843
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: he's being intrusive, Like that's one thing to say, Hey,

844
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: you're you missed curfew.

845
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 2: I'm worried. Yeah, I get that.

846
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: But now you're like, yeah, he's making a point.

847
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 2: He's overly making this point.

848
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: Next, in the backyard the front yard, uh, DJ and

849
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: Steve finally find some privacy inside the cement truck parked

850
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: in the driveway. Frustrated, Steve says, look how low we've

851
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: sunk just to get some privacy sitting in this grungy

852
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: truck when we could be sitting in my grungy apartment.

853
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: DJ notices something I've never noticed that before, the way

854
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: your nostrils flare when you get angry.

855
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 2: It's kind of sexy. Really.

856
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: Steve asks, and we see a closeup of Scott's nostrils.

857
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 2: Necessary.

858
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: DJ laughs well to a point. The two lean in

859
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: for a kiss, and DJ accidentally steps on one of

860
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: the truck's controls, switching it from slow mix to charge mode.

861
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: As the trucks shoot suddenly lowers, it crashes through the

862
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: kitchen window behind Joey.

863
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 2: God, this kitchen is just taking a beating.

864
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 3: This The stability of this house is remarkable because they

865
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 3: keep rushing through underneath things and it doesn't.

866
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, this kitchen basement doesn't fall apart. No, the upper levels.

867
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 3: Don't come down that saality craftsmanship does wall.

868
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: This wall can survive earthquakes, but not the Tanners. It

869
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: can't survive the huge earthquake.

870
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 2: No problem. Yeah, but staff Cemetra forget about it.

871
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Joey is sitting inside the kitchen wearing headphones with

872
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: his eyes closed, attempting to return to his peaceful state

873
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 1: of mind.

874
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 2: And I am sorry, flowing. Does he have noise canceling headphones? Yeah?

875
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: That was impressed. Well, then they looked like the little walkmen.

876
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: They were the worst, remember those. You could barely hear anything.

877
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: And it's tinny and you can't. Yeah, these are not

878
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 2: the bows.

879
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, noise canceling that very so. Cement now begins pouring

880
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: into the house. And there's several camera angles that I love,

881
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: like the POV of the cement truck going like this

882
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 1: is John Tracy did well with his camera angles. Jesse

883
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 1: and Danny come downstairs after cleaning up all the leaves

884
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: in the girl's room, and Danny remarks, what a mess

885
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: up there, Jess, is there anything worse than ground leaves

886
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: in a carpet? And just then Jesse spots the river

887
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: of cement pouring into the kitchen and simply replies, yep.

888
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: Danny turns around, his eyes widen in horror.

889
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: My kitchen.

890
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: Joey, do something, he screams. Joey remains unaware, happily meditating

891
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: through this chaos. Panicking, Danny tells Jesse, I'll keep it

892
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: from spreading. You take care of the shoot. Jesse immediately

893
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: starts improvising solutions. First, he tries catching the cement with

894
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: his hands, then a mug, and then even his shirt

895
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: free idea fails. The two desperately rush about, Danny with

896
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: the broom, Jesse grabbing china and bowls, but Danny complains,

897
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: not the fine china, not that bowl my mother gave

898
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: me that. Running out of options, Jesse yanks a drawer

899
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: out of a nearby hutch and asks, how about this

900
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: drawer do you have and do you have any emotional

901
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: attachment to the drawer. Danny says no, I mean I

902
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: like it, but Jesse dumps everything out and shoves the

903
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: drawer under the cement. The drawer immediately overflows, and Jesse

904
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 1: yells I'm going down as Sam pours all over him.

905
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: I mean again, John.

906
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 3: And the physical comedy was really funny and brilliant.

907
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, brilliant.

908
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: I loved what and him and Bob playing off each

909
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: hysterical peek Bob and John together.

910
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: I loved it.

911
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: Danny's attempt to stop the flood isn't going much better.

912
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: Turn off the truck, Jesse shouts. Danny rambles, turn off

913
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: the truck. Why didn't I think of it? You know,

914
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: it's weird when your adrenaline is running like this, you

915
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: forget the most obvious thing that you could be doing

916
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: covered in cement and running out of patience, Jesse cuts

917
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: him off the truck Dan. As Danny struggles with the

918
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: door to go turn off the truck, Jesse desperately yells Joey.

919
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 1: Joey is still lost in meditation, unaware of this disaster

920
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: around him, sniff the minty woodlands there now, aren't we

921
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: calm and placid? And Jesse is reaching for him in

922
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 1: the background, ready to wring his neck.

923
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 2: Oh such a great visual, Yeah right, Jean reach.

924
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 3: I mean, no cement now pouring down into the basement,

925
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 3: be going down the stairs probably, Yeah.

926
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 2: It went everywhere that was.

927
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 3: That might have even been messier than the car in

928
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 3: the kitchen, because it's definitely not just liquid liquid.

929
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, cement great?

930
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: All right, So what did you like better, Car in

931
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: the kitchen or cement in the kitchen? I mean, you

932
00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: might be biased, but.

933
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 2: I liked car in the kitchen myself.

934
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: Car in the kitchen is definitely more iconic, you know,

935
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: it's the car in the kitchen episode. But I did

936
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 1: like this, uh, this bit with John.

937
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 2: H Overall crashing things through that kitchen window. I'm going

938
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 2: with the car. I'm going with the car too.

939
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 3: Yep. Uh.

940
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: Back in DJ's room, DJ is lying on her bed

941
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: staring at the ceiling when Danny knocks and walks in,

942
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 1: and DJ assumes she's about to get another lecture.

943
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 2: Dad.

944
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 1: I know I've been saying this a lot lately, but

945
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, Danny responds calmly. I know you are, DJ.

946
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: DJ continues, and no matter how long it takes, I'm

947
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: going to pay you back for that mess.

948
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 2: I know you will.

949
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: We'll work something out, but right now, there's something else

950
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: that we have to work out first. Concerned, DJ asks

951
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: what did I do now, and Danny admits, well, actually

952
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: it's something I did. Danny admits that he has been

953
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: following DJ and Steve with the vacuum cleaner. He apologizes

954
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: for not respecting her privacy and says he kind of

955
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: forced them into that cement truck. What I really wanted

956
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: to do was just talk to you about what I

957
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: was feeling last night at Steve's apartment, and DJ teases Dad,

958
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 1: I knew what you were feeling. Steve's whole building knew

959
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: what you were feeling. Danny admits, maybe I overreacted just

960
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: to Tad, Huh, I tried to explain to you but

961
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: you wouldn't listen to me. You were treating me like

962
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: I was a little kid again, and Danny responds, I know.

963
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, deej. All I was thinking about was

964
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: Kathy Santoni, a girl your age having a baby. And

965
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: then I saw you and Steve on the couch. DJ's

966
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: surprised you saw us, Danny admits, well, briefly until the

967
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: chair gave out. Danny believes that nothing happened, but he's

968
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: struggling with how quickly she's growing up. You're a young woman.

969
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: Now you're in a serious relationship with a boy, and

970
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: he's got his own apartment. I guess if you're bomb

971
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 1: were around, things would be a lot easier. DJ reassures

972
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,879
Speaker 1: him he's doing fine. You don't have to worry. I'm

973
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: not Kathy Santoni. There are so many things that I

974
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: want to do and see before I get married and

975
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: have a family.

976
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 2: Danny is relieved. This is so nice to hear. We

977
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 2: should have these talks more often anytime. Dad.

978
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: She says, I love you, Danny tells her and DJ replies,

979
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: I love you too.

980
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 2: They share a hug.

981
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: DJ has one more thing to say about Steve's apartment,

982
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: Danny cuts her off, Oh you can go. I trust

983
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: you as long as you're back by curfew. DJ replies, thanks,

984
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 1: that's great. But what I was going to say is

985
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: Steve's landlord says, Yo, I'm thirty bucks for that chair

986
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: you broke. Offended by the accusation, Danny fires back, what

987
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: that piece of junk? And that's our show. The credits roll,

988
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: and there's this extra little tag at the end the

989
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 1: credits tages he's chipping away a cement that has hardened

990
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 1: from Joey's ankles. Joey is holding one of the twins

991
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,280
Speaker 1: while the other helps Jesse, and Jesse finds Joey's watching

992
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: the rubble it still works, and that is oh yeah, yeah.

993
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 3: I gotta say though the last scene, Danny's very apologetic.

994
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 2: If my kid and her boyfriend.

995
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 3: Jumped in the cab of a cement truck and turned

996
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 3: it on and it dumped into my kitchen, I cannot

997
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 3: say I would be as uh forgiving and calm and

998
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 3: uh you know, maya colpa as as Danny was. He

999
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 3: was really kind of be like, oh, it's my fault.

1000
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 3: That was I was like, absolutely not right. YEA could

1001
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 3: have gone to that you got you guys could have

1002
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: walked somewhere. You could have gone lots of We got

1003
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 3: an entire National park for a backyard. Yeah, you can

1004
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 3: go to the next door to the gibble or is

1005
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 3: there there, literally go anywhere, and you into the cement truck.

1006
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,720
Speaker 2: Like I would have been pissed. I would have been pissed.

1007
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 1: Danny was a very forgiving, very forgiving, very I would

1008
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: not have been quite so understanding, but at least he

1009
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: acknowledged he was being a little overbearing with the vacuum cleaner.

1010
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 2: That guy I appreciated.

1011
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 3: He was like, you're right, I'm being ridiculous, Like I

1012
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 3: don't need to do that, right. I did have to

1013
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: laugh though, when uh DJ makes the comment about like

1014
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait so long to get married and have kids,

1015
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 3: and I was just laughing because I think it was like,

1016
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 3: what like a year later she met val.

1017
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 2: And was married in like two years and had Yeah.

1018
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, waited a long time.

1019
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole two years. That's so funny. Yeah. No,

1020
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: it was a cute. It was a cute episode.

1021
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: It was memorable with a cement truck, you know, relevant

1022
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: parenting stress.

1023
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 2: I like the parenting storyline.

1024
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 3: That kind of you know, DJ's in that hard age

1025
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 3: where you know, kind of my kids are right now

1026
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 3: where it's like you're old enough, but also you're not.

1027
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 3: But when they started, yeah, hard, really hard hard.

1028
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: So I empathize with Danny a lot. Yeah, I definitely

1029
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 2: empathized with Danny. Uh.

1030
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 3: And he's got a house full of concrete, so there's

1031
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 3: he's not going on there.

1032
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,919
Speaker 2: He's having a Monday, is having a mad day?

1033
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, no, I love it was cute.

1034
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 2: It was funny.

1035
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 3: I forgot that that that the Apartment and the Cement

1036
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,479
Speaker 3: episode were the same.

1037
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew the episode was coming up. Yeah, I

1038
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 2: realized it was that same episode.

1039
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I thought the Cement episode was

1040
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: the a storyline, but I guess it sort of merged

1041
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: at the m there with yeah, with the with the

1042
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: teenagers in the truck hat so yeah, so maybe they

1043
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: combined it a little bit.

1044
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:45,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I color me shocked.

1045
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was the same episode.

1046
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 2: Did you did you have any everywhere? He looks? I

1047
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 2: have none. With the with Steve's apartment, the Kim Yeah, no,

1048
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 2: I didn't see anything.

1049
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: Lots of stuff, but nothing super notable.

1050
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:01,399
Speaker 3: I just.

1051
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: The randomness of Kimmy's room. Oh fat, the cat tissue

1052
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: cover like it's just oh, it's very great.

1053
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 3: It must be fun to shop for Kimmy's Kimmy's for sure,

1054
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 3: just to do all of the weird, outrageous suff Yeah,

1055
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: I bet it was fun.

1056
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, well that's it.

1057
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for joining us today for another

1058
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 3: episode of How Rude Tana Rito's. If you want to

1059
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 3: find us on the internet, you can check us out

1060
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 3: on Instagram at how red podcast, or you can email

1061
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 3: us at Howarudtana Rito's at.

1062
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 2: Gmail dot com. But thank you again for joining us. Everybody.

1063
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,240
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, make sure you like subscribe to the podcast.

1064
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 3: You get all the newest ones and uh and we

1065
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 3: will see you next time. And remember everyone, the world

1066
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 3: is small, but the house is full a cement, obviously

1067
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 3: everywhere where in the it's it's down the it's down

1068
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 3: the stairs, it's up the stairs. We don't even know

1069
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 3: how it did that, but it crawled.

1070
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 2: Up the stairs.

1071
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 3: Everyone cemented the leaves in Stephan Michelle's room.

1072
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 2: It's a mess. It's a mess.

1073
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: Just the cleanup is way worse, way worse, way worse.

1074
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,760
Speaker 3: But that's what you guys will see you next time

1075
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 3: byem