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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after Shirley Love us a strawberry letter. The

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Speaker 1: subject is why is her husband so insecure? Why is

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Speaker 1: her husband so insecure? We'll talk about it at the

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Speaker 1: top of the hour, But right now the nephew is

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Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What's you guy for

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Speaker 1: his nephew? Well, it's something right here? Could I bring

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Speaker 1: it that? This one right here, there's a prank from

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Speaker 1: my archives means so much. Deal. Tell me if you

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Speaker 1: turn to the Book of Stupid, chapter nine, verse five,

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Speaker 1: it will read and Tommy pranked them here it is

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Speaker 1: this right here? Is you hit my mama's tree? Come on,

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Speaker 1: if you would quietly got doll. Hello, Hello, man, I

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Speaker 1: speak to Lord tear. I'mbout ten minutes from the yard

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Speaker 1: picked dog. This ain't no tear. Look man, is this

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Speaker 1: lord that worked for Yes, sir, listen, you just came

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Speaker 1: down Clayton Street and hit and tow all the limbs

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Speaker 1: off my mama maple tree that's hanging over the street.

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Speaker 1: And now she got limbs hanging all in the street.

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Speaker 1: We got to cut this whole tree down because you

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Speaker 1: didn't messed it up. And you were the one that

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Speaker 1: just drove through here. I sir, I ain't been down

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Speaker 1: Clayton Street today, Sir, say what. I ain't been down

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Speaker 1: Clayton Street today. I ain't ever been in a residential

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Speaker 1: of hours ago and then tow all the limbs off

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Speaker 1: my mama tree, My mama that treat being and I

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Speaker 1: founded twenty five years and then you just came down

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Speaker 1: the street and just tow it all apart. Sir, I

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Speaker 1: ain't been down Clayton Road today. How did you get

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Speaker 1: this number? By the way, don't worry about how I

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Speaker 1: got your number. Somebody got to pay for my mama treats.

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Speaker 1: I ain't been down Clayton Road today. I'm sorry. Call

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Speaker 1: it call him back down? Hello Lord? Did you just

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Speaker 1: hang up on me? Yes, sir, I told you I

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Speaker 1: didn't been down on playing role today. Now you know what?

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Speaker 1: Look I told you, you just came down Clayton Rod

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Speaker 1: and just and just told my mama tree up and

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Speaker 1: that look my grandmama planet that treat. Now, you don't

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Speaker 1: gonna do that planet it move to my then cut

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Speaker 1: the branches off the summer. If them branches, it's clear

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Speaker 1: enough you're not supposed to be driving them at will

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Speaker 1: trucks down this residential area like this here, man, I

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Speaker 1: was making delivery guy. If I had to come down

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Speaker 1: that tree, I would have. But I told you once

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Speaker 1: I ain't came down on Clayton Street today. You just

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Speaker 1: said you had to make it deliver. Now you're saying

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Speaker 1: have came down that you have to come down. Now

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Speaker 1: you've been on Clayton Street today, not that part. I

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Speaker 1: do know. And what you got the wrong? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no, I got the right drive and what

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Speaker 1: I do no ill, you didn't told my mama tree up.

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Speaker 1: We got to cut this old treat out. And you

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Speaker 1: know what you're gonna pay for this and for a

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Speaker 1: mother tree that treat of kidding, I know you ain't

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Speaker 1: talking about my mama tree. Well guess what, take your

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Speaker 1: tree and take your problem, and both of y'all go

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Speaker 1: out there and planting another tree. Then we ain't planning

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Speaker 1: no more tree. That tree been in our family for years.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna mess around and get your swept behind this tree.

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Speaker 1: Bring it on, then bring your and bring the tree

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Speaker 1: with you. You're gonna make me whoop with a bridge

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Speaker 1: off that tree. Well, I'll tell you what if you're

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Speaker 1: on clay the street today. I don't play the street

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Speaker 1: right now, because I'm right out here in the street

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Speaker 1: mama sitting up in there crying behind this tree because

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Speaker 1: got to cut it down now because you didn't messed

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Speaker 1: I ain't been down the tree. I know you ain't

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Speaker 1: sitting here talking about my mama. Not see you tripping

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Speaker 1: grew up with this tree in my front yard. I

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Speaker 1: them lives like that. Y'all be running down here too fast?

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Speaker 1: Do hill man looking, and I've told you once man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't been down on Clayton Street, not like I

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Speaker 1: told you. If you want to meet me on Clayton Street,

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Speaker 1: well all right now, I'm sorry about your mom tree.

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Speaker 1: What hell. It ain't nothing I can do about it,

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Speaker 1: because I ain't been down on Clayton st. It's one

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Speaker 1: thing you can do about it. You can pay for it.

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Speaker 1: And that's what you're gonna do. Now. You're gonna either

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Speaker 1: give me some money. I'm gonna get it at you.

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Speaker 1: But you're you're gonna you're coming over here. Matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna come over him now that big truck around

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Speaker 1: and bring your butt on over here right now. Well

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Speaker 1: I might well don't turn it around because I ain't

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Speaker 1: But I tell you, when you get here, my cousin

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Speaker 1: here and all my uncles is here sitting up there

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Speaker 1: looking at what you didn't done in this tree. So

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Speaker 1: bring yo, I don't. Yeah, well look here, take that

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Speaker 1: tree and stuffing up you all yo? Yo, all right,

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Speaker 1: I ain't in a word with you, and to treat

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Speaker 1: no more because I don't told you one. Let me

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Speaker 1: treat you. Come on right now because you don't know

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Speaker 1: what this tree means to me. This tree right here

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Speaker 1: used to be home basic for hide and gold seat.

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Speaker 1: Are you crying? You big? You crying too? Man? Look

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Speaker 1: at dog, I ain't don't treat doll. Didn't look at

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Speaker 1: Wipe your eyes and to hell with you this tree right,

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Speaker 1: I'm turning to my you just meet me on Clayton Street.

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Speaker 1: All right, let me tell you something. This tree used

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Speaker 1: to be first base for kick Bound. Do you hit me? Dude?

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Speaker 1: I don't told you one. I ain't treat all right,

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Speaker 1: he hell is cool Jay and he would not he

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Speaker 1: would not help come down here and told my mama

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Speaker 1: tree he is not that kind of person. But you

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Speaker 1: you lord? You crying for? Man? What crying for? Could

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Speaker 1: you didn't miss that my mama treat you saw like

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Speaker 1: a girl. I'm crying because my mama treat wrote. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something around and bring you down in

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Speaker 1: ten minutes to meet your where's be mo thing me?

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Speaker 1: My uncle's is ill, My cousins and hill all the

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Speaker 1: braid of brunch family. What I'll tell you what there

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Speaker 1: right night. It's gonna be hot water in this. Don't

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Speaker 1: make me no difference. They call you l l my

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Speaker 1: knock you out, and that's what you're going to get.

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you one more thing about this treat. Is

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Speaker 1: you're listening to me. I'm listening, bro, is you're listening?

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Speaker 1: I don't told you one. I don't give a about

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Speaker 1: that treat, but if you want to talk about it,

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Speaker 1: go ahead. Let me tell you something. This is Nephew

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Speaker 1: timing from the Steve harp In Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 1: got pranked by your what JJ and what did you

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Speaker 1: guys say? This is Nephew tell me from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvard Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy.

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Speaker 1: You got to be kidding me. Man, No, ain't no

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Speaker 1: tree messed up and you ain't been on Clayton Street.

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Speaker 1: Joe oh Man, You don't, hey man, what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land Harvard Morning Show? Man?

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Speaker 1: Come on? You did? Did I do it? And then? Yes? Genius?

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love Let me say this. Let

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Speaker 1: me put it out there. You can catch the Genius

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Speaker 1: You Understand September twenty three and the twenty Phiel West

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Speaker 1: Palm Beach Flatty. Oh that's wrong, that's wrong time and

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Speaker 1: messed up. You can catch Timmy twenty four Friday Sandy Sunday,

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Speaker 1: West Palm Beach Flotta, the Nephew coming Back. I've been

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Speaker 1: stupid every time, Selp Timble twenty and four, twenty five,

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Speaker 1: twenty six, Septima twenty fold five Scared Me twenty six.

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Speaker 1: I have been stupid every time I've been down there,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be stupidomet comes Stupid Brands still stupid,

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Speaker 1: stupid brand, spanking new come watching, Nephew. Do you pack

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Speaker 1: your stupid or do you didn't check it? I don't

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Speaker 1: check my stupid because something could happen to that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I know my stupid is a carry on. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I put my stupid in the overhead over over there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this conversation is stupid. With the blue jackets with your

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Speaker 1: blue ye is up right, stupid dudes. Change is so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Change the strawberry letters up. Next, you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show