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Speaker 1: Samantha's in here. There's Danielle. You start Danielle, all right,

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Speaker 1: Christin Stewart, she's celebrating today. Happy birthday, Capricorn. An exciting

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Speaker 1: how was your weekend? It was really nice. It started

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Speaker 1: We're doing well? Not only are you spending the Wheel

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Speaker 1: And so alright, Actually, the Wheel of Games, it's not

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Speaker 1: it or not. So game one could be it's in

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the game. I mean, it may not land

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Speaker 1: You win what's in the purse. So you grab whatever

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Speaker 1: give you something out of Daniel's purse. Yes. The next

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Speaker 1: game is called five finger Beer Belly. So on this

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Speaker 1: It's really self explanatory. It's very easy, especially after a

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Speaker 1: We all agree phone it in. He's a great way

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Speaker 1: to play. So what it is? Just give her a prize.

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Speaker 1: Ashley would be the winner. Okay. And finally, on the

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Speaker 1: wheel of games, what is that? This is a little complicated.

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Speaker 1: So this one I have to hold my privates in

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Speaker 1: It looks like phone it in. Ashley, you already did it. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: we'll tell Ashley what she wins. Wow, it's your lucky day, Ashley.

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Speaker 1: You've just got an LG oh let e seven television

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Speaker 1: that's way too great for this dumb game. Recently named

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Speaker 1: best in show. It's got the richest colors and the

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Speaker 1: great on your wall. More info is at LG dot com. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It was your wife. Would never do that. You're accusing

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Speaker 1: my wife for being a floozie and that's not the case. No.

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Speaker 1: I was shocked myself. I couldn't believe it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: is this woman really trying to grab my my twig

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Speaker 1: and berries? Maybe maybe you're a little confused. Did I

425
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Speaker 1: just think that this is absolutely impositive. To be honest, Lisa,

426
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Speaker 1: why doesn't this guy believe me? Sir? It's me again.

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Speaker 1: He's not to come back here and say some woman

428
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Speaker 1: grabbed his junk when she didn't. I was there, I

429
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Speaker 1: was at the party. I didn't see any type of okay,

430
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Speaker 1: but the junk or anything like that tickled my ass.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great, and she tickled as throwing new accusations there. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, we didn't get to tell you everything

433
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: because you're really not taking us seriously. Do you wanted

434
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Speaker 1: me to do an upside down kiss with her? Oh

435
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Speaker 1: that's great? Are you kidding me? What is he trying

436
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Speaker 1: to pull? There's no way my wife would never do that.

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Speaker 1: We get her on the phone right now, will cut

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Speaker 1: us all up? I think this guy is There's no

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Speaker 1: way that happened, Kathy. I got Spider Man and the

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Speaker 1: company from the party last weekend on the phone. Here

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Speaker 1: and uh, Spider Man who came to Richie party? Okay,

442
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Speaker 1: I got his manager on the phone and she says

443
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Speaker 1: he's complaining that he was basically sexually harassed at Richie's party. Well, you,

444
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I sexually harassed him. He

445
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Speaker 1: grabbed junk, he tickled his as. Apparently he wanted to

446
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: upside down kiss them like the movie. You're out of

447
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: your mind. I can't believe you would do that. Your

448
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Speaker 1: own mother was there with your mother and not you

449
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Speaker 1: guys do it like a little Uh, what is wrong

450
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Speaker 1: with you? What's wrong with me? I'm not really's party

451
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: died up balloons here in the corner doing no Toby

452
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Speaker 1: Maguire with fighter man. I don't know what's going on.

453
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Speaker 1: We were talking in the jan and I sat in

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Speaker 1: his lap. I mean, if he's gonna make something more

455
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Speaker 1: than that, then then that's not my fault. You shot

456
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Speaker 1: on his lap? What what the hell would have happened

457
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Speaker 1: if I wasn't there at the party? Here in the

458
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Speaker 1: other room, we were, we were talking, he was you

459
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Speaker 1: know he's in that costume. We will be to deal.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Are you me? This is a

461
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Speaker 1: secret you pulled our own? Now if that one more

462
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Speaker 1: there you think because you hurt skin, But we're out

463
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Speaker 1: of your mind. We are calling Dr liv Stip back.

464
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: We're going back to therapy. Then us to listen to

465
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Speaker 1: this man because he's blowing it out. We're not leaving

466
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Speaker 1: in a comic book. I'm packing up all you wonder woman,

467
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Speaker 1: your catwoman, all your little frets that you've got, all

468
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Speaker 1: that is out. We're gone, Lenn. Yeah, This is Danielle

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Speaker 1: Monaro and Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

470
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Speaker 1: and you just got phone tapped. I would never sit

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Speaker 1: on Spiderman's lap. I would about to leave my wife

472
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Speaker 1: in about two minutes. Oh, I'm glad we got to

473
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Speaker 1: learn about all her fetishes. That was nice. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: still tab. This phone table was prerecorded with permission granted

475
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Speaker 1: by all of her tas Eli's Duran phone tab on

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. No offense. You know,

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Speaker 1: I love you all. Yeah, but you get near my

478
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Speaker 1: green bag of Tate's Bake Shop cookies, You're gonna lose

479
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Speaker 1: a finger. Some of those I'm gonna bite your fingers.

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Speaker 1: But I wouldn't leave them anywhere that Scary can find them,

481
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Speaker 1: because he steals all the stuff onto my desk. Tates

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Speaker 1: Bake Shop cookies. I know, I know, I know, you

483
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Speaker 1: should share with your friends. I love you all, but

484
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Speaker 1: I love them and I'm addicted to them. And it

485
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Speaker 1: all started with Kathleen King's original recipe out in Southampton,

486
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Speaker 1: the crispy, buttery thin chocolate chip cookie. Then it moves

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Speaker 1: on to the other that was the Gateway Cookie. It

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Speaker 1: moves on to the other recipes. Now she's got brownies,

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Speaker 1: Now she has chrome cakes. She has everything you can

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Speaker 1: actually send. So when you love a gift basket from

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Speaker 1: Tates Bake Shop, baskets are incredible, go to Tate's Bake

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Speaker 1: Shop dot com check it out, send it today, use

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Speaker 1: the promo code Elvis off. Or if you're just like me,

494
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Speaker 1: go to the store. You see the signature green bags

495
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Speaker 1: everywhere and every store that matters anyway, keep them for yourself,

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Speaker 1: give them as a gift. Look for that signature Takes

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Speaker 1: Bakeshop green bag at your local favorite market. Tates Bakeshop

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Speaker 1: Uniquely Crispy, deeply delicious show. All right, So you know

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Speaker 1: I was looking down this incredible list that Webb Grol

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Speaker 1: Kathleen posted on my Instagram page. It's actually Elvis Duran

501
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: show on Instagram. There's Elvis Duran on Instagram, and I

502
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Speaker 1: want you to follow me please Do I need more

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Speaker 1: followers at Elvis Durand on Instagram. But we also have

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Speaker 1: at Elvis tran show. We also have Elvis Durand dot com.

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Speaker 1: So at Elvis Duran's show. Last on Friday, she posted

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Speaker 1: this list the nine things to chat about on your

507
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Speaker 1: date this weekend. Nate, Now he finally has something to

508
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: talk to his girlfriend about. You really, did you read

509
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: the list? I may have stolen one or two things

510
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Speaker 1: to use, but yeah, it's it's pretty good. So what

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Speaker 1: she did and she's genius web grol Kathleen took topics

512
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Speaker 1: so we talked about on our show last week and

513
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Speaker 1: put them up so you could bring them up on

514
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Speaker 1: a date. Maybe things slow down on your date, like,

515
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Speaker 1: for instance, with Nate and his girlfriend. I'm sure it's

516
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Speaker 1: slow all the time. You shut up, you shut up,

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Speaker 1: shut up, now you shut up. My relationship is going okay,

518
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Speaker 1: all right, all right, he said, okay, okay, Well, so

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Speaker 1: to make it better, you should use this list. Okay.

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Speaker 1: The list was Number one, when's the last time you

521
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: learn something new or tried something new? You can bring

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Speaker 1: that up on your date. Number two have you ever

523
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: accidentally stolen something? These are all things we talked about

524
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: last week on the show, but you could also use

525
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Speaker 1: them on your date. Nine things to chat about it

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Speaker 1: in your date tonight. Number three Our interns brother got

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Speaker 1: a call from his ex girlfriend and she said, I'm

528
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Speaker 1: getting married Sunday, but I'm still in love with you

529
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Speaker 1: give me a reason not to walk down the aisle.

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Speaker 1: Has this ever happened to you? Also, there's all sorts

531
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Speaker 1: of ideas ways to get the conversation started. It's conversation started.

532
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Speaker 1: Conversation starters are very difficult to find. We give them

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Speaker 1: to you. So follow me at Elvis Durant Show on

534
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Speaker 1: Instagram or at Elvis Durant or blah blah blah. I

535
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Speaker 1: know what I used to do on a first stake

536
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: because I would be nervous, I wouldn't know how to

537
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Speaker 1: start the conversation. I would drop a fork on the

538
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Speaker 1: floor and then it was like, especially if you were

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Speaker 1: in like like a restaurant, that like kind of you know,

540
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Speaker 1: would make noise on the floor and then it would

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Speaker 1: like break the tension and then for some reason it

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Speaker 1: would help me be a little more, a little calmer.

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Speaker 1: So if you're on a date with Danielle and she

544
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Speaker 1: starts throwing crap on the floor, you know the date's

545
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Speaker 1: going slow. So as you know, if you do a

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Speaker 1: minute Morning Show podcast. So we want to give you

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Speaker 1: a sample of what you're what it is. Maybe it's

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Speaker 1: a little different than what you hear on the morning show.

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Speaker 1: Did you make in this? I hope? So here we

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Speaker 1: go from here's one from last week. Let's hope, hope

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Speaker 1: and pray there's no cursing. Here we go the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute Morning show podcast. What would you talk about on

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Speaker 1: your on your podcast? Funs Morning Show? So, if you've

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Speaker 1: never heard the fifteen minute morning show podcast before, this

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Speaker 1: is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Here we go

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Speaker 1: around the room. We have a table filled with your favorites,

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Speaker 1: including Scary Jones, and there's Dave Brody. Good morning and

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Speaker 1: there well it could be afternoon or evening. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a podcast. Good day, sir. And there's a great

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Speaker 1: to the frat boy, and there's Garrett, and there's Danielle,

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Speaker 1: and there's straight Nate. All right, let's get going. If

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Speaker 1: you had a fifteen minute morning show podcast, what would

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Speaker 1: you talk about? Everybody answer a great question. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: about how Garrett and his friends cheated the system. Go. Now,

574
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Speaker 1: I always see it as like I always miss out

575
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Speaker 1: on these opportunities. So a friend of mine went to

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Speaker 1: a conference where you know, they hand out samples of things. Uh,

577
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: A T shirt company handed out at promo code to

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Speaker 1: get a free button down shirt and they said, hey,

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Speaker 1: use this online free shirt on us. The problem was

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Speaker 1: the code was the same. It wasn't a different code

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Speaker 1: per person they were handing out. So he came back,

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Speaker 1: got his free shirt and said, hey, guys, use this code.

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Speaker 1: I just got two free shirts for free. So fifteen

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Speaker 1: of us all got shirts for free. We got about

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Speaker 1: sixty shirts for free. Wow, at a fifteen of us,

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Speaker 1: these are expensive shirts. These are expensive shirts. We think

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Speaker 1: we might have bankrupt the company, but we don't know.

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Speaker 1: But but they shipped him out. All you had to

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Speaker 1: do is change your email. The address could have stayed

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Speaker 1: the same. So we took advantage of the system. So

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Speaker 1: you don't feel a little dirty doing this, no, because

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Speaker 1: you know what, it turnabouts fair play. It'll come back

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Speaker 1: to me somewhere down the road. But right now I'm

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Speaker 1: taking advantage of what you just said, is turn about

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Speaker 1: his fair play. It's gonna come back to down the road.

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Speaker 1: That's a negative. So something bad is going to happen

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Speaker 1: to you or it already has, and this is me

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Speaker 1: gaining gaining gaining it back something somewhere you were left

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Speaker 1: in the past and now you're you're getting retribution with

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Speaker 1: three shirts. I've always been a brook that. I always

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Speaker 1: felt that the system always evens itself out. So if

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Speaker 1: today tomorrow I accidentally walk out of Walmart with a

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Speaker 1: case of water underneath without paying for it, and I

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Speaker 1: realized it halfway, you know, into the parking lot, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, they're gonna get me on something in

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Speaker 1: the future I'll get They'll get me back someday, so

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't have to go back and pay

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Speaker 1: for it. Right now, I'm glad you brought this up.

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Speaker 1: We've invited our karma expert, Samantha producer Sam is here

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Speaker 1: and she and I when it when it comes to

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Speaker 1: being on the karma train. We believe in the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I believe that if if I walked out of Walmart

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Speaker 1: with uh some free water that I didn't pay for,

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Speaker 1: or if I go online and order fifteen shirts for freaks,

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Speaker 1: I scammed the system, that lightning will hit me within moments.

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Speaker 1: But aren't you the same way. I'm the same exact way.

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Speaker 1: In fact, if things happened to me that are good,

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Speaker 1: that are intentional. For example, sometimes charity companies will send

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Speaker 1: me things they're selling for charity because they want to

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Speaker 1: be featured on the segment that of a bitch, I

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Speaker 1: keep it, and then I end up having to go

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Speaker 1: online and make a donation for at least equal value charity.

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Speaker 1: That's what charity. But it's karma. It's kag just said

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Speaker 1: intentional versus unintentional. This really happened to me. I accidentally

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Speaker 1: did not pay it for a package of double A

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Speaker 1: door cell batteries. And this happened last Saturday when I

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Speaker 1: was shopping for Easter Sunday, and I swear to you guys,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was so much of a hassle because

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Speaker 1: the line was so long that I waited twenty minutes

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Speaker 1: to pay for my groceries. So I'm like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I got this this time. It's on them next time.

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Speaker 1: And it was unintentional though I did that's intentional. Okay,

633
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: that's not karma, that's crimer. It was unintentional at the time.

634
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,479
Speaker 1: I didn't specifically say I'm gonna work. We know what

635
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: you could have done. You could have held them for

636
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: next time. You go to the grocery store and bring

637
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: them back and say, hey, last time I accidentally took

638
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: these in my cart, I didn't pay for them and

639
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: give them You're going back there. So Daniel, you're saying,

640
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: it's still not too late. It's still not too late.

641
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: My mom did this. We we we were on vacation

642
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: and we went to a little boutique and the woman

643
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: we bought a ring, and the woman accidentally put two

644
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: of the rings. We were already twenty minutes back to

645
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: the hotel. My mother turned that damn car around and

646
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Speaker 1: drove all the She's on the karma, Tan, it's not

647
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: too late to save your soul. Problem is they have

648
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: his picture posted at the store. So you're saying the

649
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: moment hasn't passed because I figured this is this, this

650
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: is over this moment, this transaction. Fact that you're bringing

651
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: it up now means it's still a very very alive

652
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: karma problem. See, Brodie is different. Brodie. Brodie helps people

653
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Speaker 1: not have bad karma. Restaurants, for instance, if they cheat

654
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: him with it with bad service, or they don't they

655
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Speaker 1: put too ice in his soda, or they put green

656
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: vegetables on his plate, which he hates, he will tell them, Look,

657
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: you've done me wrong. Do me right. Now, do the

658
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: right thing. It'll be a good karma for you. You

659
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: forced good karma on people who may otherwise. I have

660
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: to be honest with you. I forced good karma myself

661
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: because if if they ruin my meal, I expect them

662
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: to make it even right, to fix the problem and

663
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: then give me what I call and free desert. You

664
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Speaker 1: force good karma, fright. But and now a lot of

665
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: our listeners are tweeting at me wanting my advice on

666
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: how to get good karma and fixed situations where they're like, well,

667
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: I got screwed by my car company. What should I

668
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: ask for? Okay? So what is your advice to your

669
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boy scary about the batteries he stole? Okay, I

670
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: don't believe in karma. I don't believe if he gets

671
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: T shirts so free, that's suddenly something bad is gonna happen.

672
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't believe in any of that. I believe if

673
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: you commit a crime, you commit a crime, that's it okay.

674
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 1: But it's different from in the store and I start

675
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: eating grapes or I start making stuff. Yeah, if I

676
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: start taking salad off of my plate and eating it

677
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: before I wash, that's less of the ancient in the

678
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: candy shop, it's intentional crimes, you know, Like I'm standing

679
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: online with the mall the mall balls, and I eat

680
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: the mall balls if I get the counter and then

681
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: she weighs it, and always a little bit less, but

682
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: not a lot less. But that was intentional, and that

683
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: was pre planned, and it was pitting hunger when I

684
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Speaker 1: was standing on long But your batteries are also twelve bucks. Also,

685
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Speaker 1: he didn't say he accidentally walked out with the batteries.

686
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: Scary said the line was really long, so that I

687
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: figured they'll get me next time you stole the battery.

688
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: He was after the fact that I was in the

689
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Speaker 1: parking lot already, Like the parking lot is three feet

690
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: away from where you were. You've been so quiet about

691
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Speaker 1: all of this. Well, I don't know if I should

692
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Speaker 1: incriminate myself. Yes, yes, I just want to be real

693
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: and I want to say, you know, I've always felt that,

694
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Speaker 1: like you know, these stores make millions and millions of dollars.

695
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: There a lot of rich people out there, and I

696
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Speaker 1: am not one of those people. And I believe that

697
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: the karma for me is that, you know what, if

698
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Speaker 1: I can get a free something, I'm gonna take it. Now.

699
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: I've gone as far as to go to stores and

700
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm watching, like you know, they're not minding this one door,

701
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: so I can really grab this and out the door

702
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: I go and they're never gonna find me. I encourage it.

703
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, but it doesn't bother me.

704
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: I believe the price there's things are so marked up

705
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: as it is. They're getting it from other countries as

706
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: it is, they're bringing it into this country for like

707
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: two dollars, and I they sell it for fifty bucks.

708
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Speaker 1: So if I can get some for free because I

709
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Speaker 1: stole it, I'm taking as awful as I believe your

710
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: point is, there are many people who agree with you.

711
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: I think it's despicable. You're gonna go in and intentionally

712
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: steal from a company because they make millions of dollars.

713
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: It's also like movies, Like movies are so expensive, like

714
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: I have no problem and like buying them like you know,

715
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: on the street somewhere bootlegs, or like you know, cracking

716
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: the fire stick and watching bootlegs, like anything I can

717
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Speaker 1: get for free. I think they're gonna come take you

718
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: away soon to know you're not. You're deserving of being

719
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: locked up because you were steel. It as plain and

720
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: simple stealing, even though many people agree with you. It's

721
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: stealing what You have the freedom to just not use

722
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: the services though, or shop somewhere else. There are plenty

723
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Speaker 1: of yes, you do. There are plenty of places that

724
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Speaker 1: have the same kind of things that aren't these huge

725
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: companies that charge so much. Just go there. I don't

726
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Speaker 1: neate the charity all the time. This is not this

727
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: one doesn't equal the other. I give blood. May make

728
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Speaker 1: an analogy for Greg, and maybe I'll help him. You

729
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: steal from the big companies because you feel they make

730
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: too much money. Right, imagine a person who makes two

731
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Speaker 1: dollars a year. They work really hard and don't make

732
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: the kind of money you make. They hold on. They

733
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: look at you. Is that big company. They look at

734
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: you and say, this guy's on the radio, he drives

735
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Speaker 1: the Mercedes. He makes him enough money. I'm going to

736
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Speaker 1: go to his house and rob him because he can

737
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Speaker 1: afford it. He's rich. I don't see anything wrong with that.

738
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Speaker 1: He doesn't lock his back door. I'm gonna walk out

739
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Speaker 1: with his television set. I'd be very angry. Well, well,

740
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: that's what you're doing to Walmart. Well, but I don't

741
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 1: see it that way. I hope you get robbed by

742
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 1: someone who thinks you make too much money at all. Fairness,

743
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: I used a free promo code, Okay, I didn't steal

744
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: anything like you. I also loves that you didn't share

745
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: your promo code with well by the time by the

746
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: time I started sharing it, they probably shut it down.

747
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: Though Gregg t did do an honest thing once. Remember

748
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Speaker 1: when you found a wallet full of money and you

749
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: returned it and they gave me nothing for it, and

750
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: I was very disappointed. That's right, I should have taken

751
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 1: the can by the way, why you return something, well,

752
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: but you do. Why tell him why you return something?

753
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: Because you want to do the right it's the right

754
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: thing I do. If I see a priest, I say

755
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: hello father. If I see an officer, I use the

756
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: right words, I say hello officer. I give tips on Christmas.

757
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: It's also the right thing, by the way, to tip

758
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: homeless people. I give them money. To let me be

759
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: very clear with you, Obviously you're not re experiencing any

760
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: bad curba in your life because your life has been

761
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: going just swimmingly fantastic. So if you truly don't, if

762
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: you truly do not believe in karma, then there you go.

763
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 1: You're walking proof that there is no sisting as karma

764
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 1: because your life has been so perfect. Crying on the inside,

765
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: I did a party that maybe maybe there is a connection.

766
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: But I try hard, like I bless myself when I

767
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: go up supers. This is like the mafia when they

768
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: give money to the church or a hospital and they're like,

769
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: I feel better than I don't know money. You still

770
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: kill people for a living. But I try to do

771
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: good things. If I see a woman, I hold the

772
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 1: door open. If I like yesterday there was somebody coming

773
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: into work actually had a lot of bags in her hands,

774
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Speaker 1: I said, let me get that for the baseball Gregory

775
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: Gregory doing like as Daniel was telling you, it's just

776
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: good to do the right thing. It has nothing to

777
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: do with a reward. Coming down the line did just

778
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: make you feel like you you know you did the

779
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 1: right thing and you're a good person. But on the

780
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Speaker 1: other hand, if I feel like I've done a bad thing,

781
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: I do feel like it's gonna bite me in the ass.

782
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I

783
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Speaker 1: don't think there's anything wrong with going through life saying

784
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: to myself if I do something bad, there's gonna be

785
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: hell to pay. That that helps me stay on the

786
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: right path. I think if I won the Mega millions

787
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: right like, I know, I would do good with it.

788
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: I would give it the charities like crazy. So I understand.

789
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: So why don't I ever win? Because because you have

790
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: bad karma and plus plus the odds are against you. Hey,

791
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: when you get caught shoplifting at Walmart, just tell the

792
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: officer you say hi to priests on the street, I'm sorry.

793
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: Would just let you go, no problem. I do help

794
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: the lady with the bags once officer, don't arrest me.

795
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: So don't you guys think though? Okay, So, for instance,

796
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Speaker 1: if I won the Mega millions jack, but I know

797
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: I would throw everybody here. Maybe about dollars, maybe that's rude.

798
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: Why millions? Um, I would definitely give people money. I

799
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: would give all of you guys money. So the problem

800
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: you're saying that out loud because you think this forest

801
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 1: good karma is going to bring you a better shot

802
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: at winning the lot. I would believe that that's exactly

803
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I agree. This is it's easy to

804
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: say it now because you don't have the money. When

805
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: you get five hundred million dollars, you're running. You're not

806
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: staying here. We'll see what you do. That's the balancing

807
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: act of me being a human being, Like the unintentional

808
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: theft of a double A batteries and I'm not wanting

809
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: to go back and pay for them because it's the

810
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 1: line is too long, it's one thing is one compartment.

811
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Speaker 1: But then there's this other side of me that would

812
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: be so giving and so you know, generous batteries. By

813
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: the way, you don't need to wait online to put

814
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: the batteries back. We just give the batteries. It was

815
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: a perfect We're not trying to steal on purpose like this.

816
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 1: This is this is my thing. If I drove twenty

817
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: miles away from a Walmart where I didn't pay for batteries,

818
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 1: I would find a way to get that money to them.

819
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: But I just I couldn't live with myself. I just couldn't. Well,

820
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't open the package yet. Maybe I

821
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: should go in and tell them. No, I think you should,

822
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: But that's up to you. Specifically, I did specifically say Walmart,

823
00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: like I was still for anywhere, and I would write, God,

824
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: whatever story I go, do, I look for a quick Alum.

825
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: Next time you haven't appeared to the phone store, I'll

826
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: warn the phone store you need a phone. Seriously, you

827
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: know how expective phones are. You don't gonna pay them off?

828
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy. He's working at good Will this weekend.

829
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: By the way, I can't steal from them. That's good people.

830
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: See I encourage you to bring stuff to do Will.

831
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: These people they steal from you. I think people really

832
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: just have a messed up definition of what karma is,

833
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: because scary, you would have better karma just returning the

834
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: batteries than you would giving all of us five hundred

835
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars if you won the lottery. But still give

836
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: it to us. But yeah, we still talking, but there's

837
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: no hope less than a million. I mean, he piste off.

838
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: I think the thing with T is he's just he's

839
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: had so much crap in his life. It's right that

840
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 1: he feels like he just banned the crap on better. Right.

841
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: I can't decipher to good and good and bad, And

842
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: I think Scary justifies all his bad things by pointing

843
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 1: out someone else who's worst. So it's okay what he does.

844
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: I stole batteries, but but Garrett stole shirts and he

845
00:43:54,640 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: said it's okay. Yeah I did steal anything. Yet I'm

846
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: not like, you know what, you can still save yourself.

847
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: But you're talking about you just told this all this

848
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 1: stuff that I would want to I didn't do it

849
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: yet stick you know it was straight, and that you've

850
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Speaker 1: been so quiet during all of this. You know, I

851
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: didn't realize it until you pointed it out, Elvis. Greg T.

852
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Speaker 1: I think you're the prime example of karma really biting

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Speaker 1: somebody in the ass, because you do have a lot

854
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855
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Speaker 1: realize it's because you do all of this other stuff.

856
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Speaker 1: But good things. But you can't manufacture karma. Karma is

857
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Speaker 1: always watching you. You can't just do somebody good could

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869
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Speaker 1: morning show. I'm so excited for one of our listeners, Emily.

870
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Speaker 1: I think Emily is on the line. Hi Emily, Hi, Emily.

871
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: Tell everyone what you're doing right now. I am in

872
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: the parking lot. I'm waiting to go in for an

873
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: interview for my dream job. Okay, so your dream job.

874
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: I mean, this isn't just it's a job I'm gonna

875
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: go interview for. I hope I get it. If I

876
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: don't get another one, this is the job you want? Yeah,

877
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: this is a this is an interview. I have been

878
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: hypothetic in my mind. I've been seeing myself with this

879
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: interview for years. Can you tell us what the job is.

880
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 1: I'm hoping to be working with veterans. I'm a social worker,

881
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: a very noble, a very noble gig. And at the

882
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: same time, it's it's something you've been thinking about for years.

883
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: I find that interesting. What what what made you first

884
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 1: interested in working with veterans? Well, I did my internship

885
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: at the v A, and I just loved working with

886
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: the population. It's it's harder than people realized to find

887
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: a job that feels fulfilling. In social work, sometimes it

888
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 1: feels like you're not making progress. But in this position,

889
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: I did feel like I was making an impact, which

890
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: is so special. And also, you know what, Look, if

891
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: you're doing social work, everyone you're doing it with deserves

892
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: it and needs it. But when you're working with veterans,

893
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean you you put them on a pedestal and

894
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: you look up and say, what can I do to

895
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: help you up there? We have we have a friend

896
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: of the show that actually works with veterans, and he

897
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 1: says it's one of the most rewarding things that he's

898
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,399
Speaker 1: ever done. We get it, I get it. It's so good.

899
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: So okay, but that aside, you were in the parking

900
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: not about to go in, and it's I mean, you

901
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: must be nervous right now. I'm a little nervous. But

902
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: you guys are keeping me calm. All right. You know

903
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: what you should do. Here's what I do before I

904
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: go in for a job interview. I do do a

905
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 1: shot of fireball. First of all, when are you going

906
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: for a job interview? Never mind? Okay, don't don't drink

907
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: going him? Well, listen, I think this is wonderful. You

908
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: must be so excited, do you what? Okay, I hate

909
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: to jinx it, but do you think there's a good

910
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: chance you're going to get it? I do. I'm trying

911
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: to go in with that mindset. I'm trying to believe

912
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: that it's already mine. So I'm hoping that helps me.

913
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: By the way, I love your attitude, Emily. If if

914
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: they don't, if they don't want you to come in here,

915
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: we're the veterans of failed morning shows. We would give

916
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: you the job just like that. I think you sound great. Listen, listen,

917
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: go in there and go get your dream job. I

918
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: love I love this topic dream jobs. Right, let us

919
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: know what happens. Okay, I will thank you so much.

920
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, Emily, you too, thank you your dream job.

921
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just woke up and realize I

922
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: think I'm working in my dream job. Is this your

923
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 1: dream job? Okay, let's go around the room, on every

924
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: in the room to be honest. Great t is this

925
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 1: your dream job? I have to say, Elvis it is.

926
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: It's not? Okay, you know that's fair. That's fair. Can

927
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: you tell then? I would like to have opened my

928
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: own business doing something else. I can still do that.

929
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 1: You speak as if it's a thing of the past.

930
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,479
Speaker 1: You can still go get your dream job. I would

931
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: have liked to have been an attorney, like you know,

932
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: like what are you dead? Nobody in the courtroom where

933
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: like you know, those are the Okay, So maybe you

934
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: can't be an attorney at this point in life. But

935
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: what you said before, go ahead and start your own business.

936
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: You can do that now. Um I guess I can.

937
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: So well, it's just that I can't because my my

938
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm locked into what I do, so I really can't

939
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: get out of it. So I'm stuck. Okay, with that attitude,

940
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 1: you'll never get it. But listen to what you're doing.

941
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: You're talking as if your life is over. Well, I

942
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: can't just like drop everything I got, Like a family,

943
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: I gotta put a roof over their head. You can

944
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: start small, and I just I think that if you

945
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: really wanted it, you get off your lazy ass and

946
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: you go find a way to make it happen. I'd

947
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: have to go to law school. I not a not

948
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: a law You're not going to become an attorney. But

949
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: definitely you can go start your own business. As you

950
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: crushing my dreams and not you already crushed your dreams.

951
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: You're you're like a self dream crusher crush. I mean,

952
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: if I really want to open up my own business

953
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: and be my car wash, like I really want to

954
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: open him a car with you, Daniel, talk to him

955
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 1: what you've always talked about this And there's no reason

956
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: why you can't open a car wash. You have so

957
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: many great ideas for it. Well I do, but I

958
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: think that you know there's there's not a lot of

959
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: space everything. You are the person that drives me, not

960
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: you have an excuse for everything. I'm gonna help your

961
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: dream come true. Ready, you're fired, Get out of a

962
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,959
Speaker 1: scary scary What about you? Are you? Are you doing

963
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: your dream job? I thought this was my dream job.

964
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: I really did. But then when I realized I really

965
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: want to be making more money than this, I'm thinking

966
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: maybe I need to alter my dream. What is your

967
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: dream job? Then? Maybe to be you in five years?

968
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 1: All right, all right, good, I'm fired. I'm out of here.

969
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm scary. You sit here and do this. But is

970
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: it wrong to be to be fueled by the need

971
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: to make more money? Not? Well, because I feel like

972
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: it's the wrong reason to have that dream. Okay, look

973
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 1: at it the other way. The dream job you want

974
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: so happens it makes more money. But go for the

975
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: dream job and worry about the money later. You don't. Yeah,

976
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. This isn't exactly a nightmare job.

977
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: I mean, this is great for yourself. You know you

978
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: don't even work here anymore. Turn off his microphone. Only

979
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: employees may speak on this show. I think, interview my job. No,

980
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: give me your key card, Nate, Go get his key card. Hurry, Nate,

981
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: because because you're next to take his key card. You

982
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: don't you don't. You don't work You don't work here anymore?

983
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 1: All right, straighten, everybody straightening? Is this you know we're

984
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: in for honesty? Here? Is this your dream job? You

985
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: know in the moment, I would say no. But if

986
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: I went back fifteen years to when I was first

987
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: starting in radio and I saw this job listed, I

988
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: would be so excited about this job. What would you

989
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: rather be doing right now? Your career? World? Who doesn't

990
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: know I started I started rewatching e Er with Anthony Edwards.

991
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 1: Stop laughing, none, God, back when this first came on TV,

992
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: I really wanted to be a doctor, I don't laugh.

993
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: You wanted to be a lawyer. Just go to commit

994
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: a crime and defend yourself and me. Get out of here.

995
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: You don't work here, get out, get hurt. You can

996
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: operate on me. You don't even work here. Okay? You

997
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: you you used to be I wanted to be a doctor.

998
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: So I was looking back watching this show. Granted it's fiction,

999
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: but at the same time, I'm thinking, man, I wonder

1000
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,479
Speaker 1: what would have happened with my life? Haven't done? Yeah? Yeah,

1001
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: you see, you still have the smart to maybe go

1002
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 1: back and and go back to school and get your

1003
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: your degree. If Greg Tea goes to law school, I'll

1004
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: go to mid No, no, that's not He's not gonna happen.

1005
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 1: Could happen? All right? Let me help you out your

1006
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: fired Give me your key card. Sorry, you may not

1007
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: speak on the show, Danielle. Yes, is this your dream job? Okay?

1008
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: So I love my job, you know that, but it

1009
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: is it really is? Okay? Is this your dream? But

1010
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: this was not what I intended to do with my life.

1011
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to work in Disney World and dress up

1012
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: and sing and dance. I wanted to be on Broadway,

1013
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: and I also wanted to own my own entertainment company.

1014
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: So I've got a lot of dreams that I've actually

1015
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: wanted to do. But honestly, I almost was in Disney World.

1016
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: I auditioned to perform there and and I made it

1017
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: to the final cut, and then I got cut, and

1018
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: then I wound up here, which I think that it

1019
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: worked out for the best. But I always wanted to

1020
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 1: be in Universal or Disney and just dressed up like

1021
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: a Disney princess or Maleficent, and you know, well played, Danielle,

1022
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: thank you? So is this your dream job? So? Right

1023
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: now it is my dream Okay, I wouldn't see myself

1024
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: anywhere else. Right now, there you go. What about your

1025
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: Is this your dream job? Absolutely? It's my dream job.

1026
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 1: Really absolutely some days some days it's my dream job.

1027
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: But you gotta keep in mind, you know. And I'm

1028
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: not saying this. Please don't respond or react to what

1029
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm about to say. I'm almost done with this job.

1030
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm almost I'm almost done with this this chapter in

1031
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: my life. I'm ready to move on to another chapter.

1032
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: And that's natural, and that's okay, and you should congratulate me.

1033
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: Don't look at me like that. I'm just nervous, Like,

1034
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: how how soon do you see? It doesn't matter. You

1035
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: don't work here anymore, you quit. It's like, I'm gonna

1036
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: get my dream jobs, get dream job. I'm not washes.

1037
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Why don't you grow up pair

1038
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 1: and go open a freaking car wash? I can't, I

1039
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: really can't. I'm not I'm not prepared. I Diney Radio

1040
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: or Nick Radio, like, get in there. Okay. So look,

1041
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: we were just speaking to our listener a moment ago.

1042
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: She was about to walk in to go snag her

1043
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: dream job. Good for her, you know, it was really

1044
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: really telling the other day when Webb Girl Kathleen posted

1045
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: a simple question on my Twitter. The question was do

1046
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: you like your job? And it is over people saying

1047
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: hate my job. It's not even a it's okay. It

1048
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: was a strongly dislike my job. I do understand if

1049
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: you have mouths to feed, you've got bills to pay.

1050
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: Maybe you're you're in a whatever position where you can't

1051
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: go snag your dream job right now. At least put

1052
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: it in Put it in the room with you, think

1053
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: about it, think about ways you can slowly get into it.

1054
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: There may be a way, and maybe you're discounting it

1055
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: because you're not surrounded by the right people to talk

1056
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,879
Speaker 1: you into it. You need cheerleaders to help you. There's

1057
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: always a way to at least look towards your dream job.

1058
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: What are you guys laughing about. No nothing, we're just

1059
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: kind of conspiring me against you. I didn't did I

1060
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: fire scary? No? No, no, I can't. He's about to

1061
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: take my job. You fired yourself. I fired myself. I'm

1062
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: out of here. F this anyway. I think maybe one

1063
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: way to look at it is this one day it

1064
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 1: will be your last day, not at work. I'm talking

1065
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: about living. No, it is. It's actually it's the last

1066
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: thing you should be scared of. It's what happens between

1067
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 1: now and then you should be scared of. But um,

1068
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: at the end of our lives, are you gonna be

1069
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: able to say, Hey, you know what, here's what I

1070
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: really liked about my life, here's what was just okay,

1071
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: and here's what really sucked. I just hope and pray

1072
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: for you and everyone listening that the list of things

1073
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: you loved in your life is much longer than the

1074
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: other lists. So if it's not right now, if you

1075
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: don't think it is, you better start working on it.

1076
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: Because time's a ticket and open that car. God is

1077
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: about to take away your key card. He really is God.

1078
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: Can I keep mind a little longer? All right? Speaking

1079
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: of aging? Where is intern? And Marie? We had and

1080
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: Marie on not too long ago talking about how turning

1081
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: twenty has her freaked out in a way. I don't

1082
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: know how you describe it as being freaked out or anxious.

1083
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 1: Turning twenty is doing what to you? It's just scaring me,

1084
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: scaring the heck out of me. I don't know what

1085
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: to expect. I have a lot of things I want

1086
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: to do in my twenties. Um, and I hope that

1087
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: I can actually accomplish all of those things. Well, okay,

1088
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: for instance, you want, I recall you want you want

1089
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: to learn more languages, you want to travel to more

1090
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: more countries. I want to travel as much as possible. UM,

1091
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: I want to see the world, meet new people. UM.

1092
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: Maybe get a British boyfriend, that would be great. You know,

1093
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: I have a British husband and I used to have

1094
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: him as my boyfriend. He liked me a little, he

1095
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: wanted me. You can share and h okay, but okay, okay,

1096
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:46,439
Speaker 1: let's maybe it's not the end all uh explanation or

1097
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 1: helpful advice, but at least let's talk to people who

1098
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: were twenty at one time, including everyone in this room.

1099
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:57,720
Speaker 1: Where's Francine though, Hello Francine, how are you? Say hello

1100
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: to intern and Marie. Hi, Amory, how are you? I'm good?

1101
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: How are you so? When you turned twenty, were you

1102
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: a little nervous about entering entering in your twenties as

1103
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: Amory is. I was, But you know what, it was

1104
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: the best birthday of my entire life when you why

1105
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 1: just that one day or your twentieth year in in life. Well,

1106
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: that one day led to a whole year of greatness.

1107
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: It was just like very carefree. I mean I had

1108
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: a job, but not a ton of responsibilities, but I

1109
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: felt like I never worked. It was just amazing. Well, okay,

1110
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: that's one way of looking at it. But did you

1111
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: accomplish anything in your twentieth year. I don't know if

1112
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: I accomplished much as but I really felt a lot

1113
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: of um stress relief. I didn't really feel too overwhelmed

1114
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: or pressure to do anything. Like I'm entering adulthood, but

1115
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: I didn't really feel like I had to be an adult.

1116
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: So you're between your between being a kid and being

1117
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: an adult. So you kind of let yourself off the

1118
00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 1: hook and enjoy life for that twentieth year. But you

1119
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: know what, in doing so, I'm sure you started to

1120
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: become an adult. You you you responded and reacted to

1121
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: things differently than you did as a as a young girl. Right. No,

1122
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: that's definitely true. I started thinking about my goals more,

1123
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: but I just kind of lived for the moment and

1124
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: just enjoyed it while I could. God see, that's your

1125
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: good advice for old people like me, Just start living

1126
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: for the moment. I feel like so many times in

1127
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: your life, something major has to happen, and usually it's

1128
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: something bad to make you appreciate, wake you up and

1129
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: say do it now, or you know one day you

1130
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: won't be able to do and you'll regret it. See

1131
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: for you and Marie though. In turn, and Marie, I

1132
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: see you as being a little more responsible. I think

1133
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: you want more responsibility. You like, well, she's a smarty

1134
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 1: pants anyway, You're smarty pants. Thank you. Yes, I do

1135
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: want more responsibility, and I feel like I'm at this

1136
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: stage in my life where I don't know how much

1137
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: responsibility I should be taking on in addition to all

1138
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: of the other things I'm doing going to school and

1139
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: in turning in what She's an old soul too, are

1140
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: you also? Yeah? I think so, Megan. Megan, you're twenty

1141
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: years old as well. Right, Yes, So you're graduating in May.

1142
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: There's a cold, cruel world that they're waiting for you.

1143
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: Or is it a fantastic adventure out there waiting for you?

1144
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 1: How are you looking at it? Um? I'm actually excited

1145
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: to graduate, and then I'm going to be going back

1146
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: to school in the fall for another degree to work towards.

1147
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: So It's just it's scary, but I'm excited for what

1148
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: the future holds. Magan and choosing to go back to

1149
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: school to uh to grab another degree. Is it because

1150
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: you're a little confused in what else to do in life,

1151
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: or is it something you're you've always wanted to do

1152
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: to accomplish more degrees. I was undecided for a while.

1153
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,959
Speaker 1: I actually just decided that I want to be a paralegal. So, um,

1154
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: in May, I'll be graduating with my associative arts and

1155
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: then in the fall, I'll be doing my paralegal certificate

1156
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: and paralegal degree. Most people I went to college with,

1157
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: we went in with one intention, and by junior year

1158
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: we all change in our major. That's how what happens. Yeah,

1159
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: I changed my major. It was called expelled. Hey. Uh, well,

1160
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: so Megan uh and Marie talk it out. I mean,

1161
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: what's the difference between Megan and Marie. I don't know.

1162
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: So at twenty years old, are you frightened about the future.

1163
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: You know you're going back for another degree, so you're

1164
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: you're set, You're fine for now. Um, I'm so scared.

1165
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: Um for the fact that it's probably gonna be hard

1166
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: to find a job. So that's what's scary. But it's

1167
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: just going into my twenties. I don't know what to expect.

1168
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: What about you and Marie? Are you frightened about the

1169
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: job prospects out there? Is that part of it too? Definitely? Um,

1170
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: there are a lot of different things I love to do,

1171
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: but I don't know what I want to do for

1172
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: a career yet. So I think that's something I really

1173
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 1: want to explore during my twenties. Megan, thank you for

1174
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: your listening today. And finally we go talk to Emma. Hi, Emma, Hi, Hello.

1175
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: So how old are you now? Emma? I just turned

1176
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: twenty five about a month ago. Okay, so look a

1177
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: quarter of a century old. But do you how you

1178
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 1: felt going into your twenties like and Marie's doing here?

1179
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: I actually don't, but I do remember how I felt

1180
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: a month ago going into twenty five. Okay, that's fair,

1181
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 1: just reminding me of all the things I wanted to

1182
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: do before I was thirty, and then I thought, I

1183
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: just did so many things between twenty and twenty five

1184
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: that I have all the time in the world. You're

1185
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 1: gonna slack now, just sit there and let the world's good.

1186
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: And Marie, do you have that definitive must be done

1187
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: by age of thirty list. I don't think it's definitive,

1188
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: but there are things I want to have done by

1189
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: the time. I turned to what you can share with us? Sure,

1190
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 1: I actually I really want to go hang gliding. I

1191
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: really want to Um, I wanna jump out of a plane.

1192
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: I want to Um, you want to kill yourself? No? No,

1193
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, go ahead, yeah, sorry, um a bungee jumping.

1194
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: Bungee jumping exactly, thank you, wrong words. You need an

1195
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: adrenaline rush before the age of thirty. By the way, okay,

1196
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 1: the three things you just mentioned, you can have those

1197
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: done this weekend. I could. Yeah, I'm a little too

1198
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: busy this weekend. Mid terms are coming up, maybe sometime

1199
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 1: soon after that. So, m what was on your list

1200
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: of things to get accomplished by thirty and you said

1201
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: you accomplished most of them? Right, Well, mine, we're more

1202
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: career driven, so I wanted to, you know, just know

1203
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: where I wanted to be with my career and have

1204
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: a set career path. There's obviously now more like promotion

1205
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: stuff that I want to get accomplished, but I think

1206
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 1: I'm on like a great path and then at first

1207
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I want to have kids, I

1208
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 1: want to get married, And now I'm like, I don't.

1209
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't need that. That can wait. Now. I just

1210
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: want to travel, live in the moment. And you know,

1211
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: I moved out of my parents house. Things like that.

1212
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: You know, it's sort of interesting and I'm finding this

1213
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: through my years of life. Uh. You you do have

1214
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: things you want to do in your twenties and maybe

1215
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: you never do them. And now that I'm a little older,

1216
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed to go back and do them. I'm ready.

1217
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: I it's I love getting older. I just love it.

1218
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: But I can't sit here and say, everyone listening, you must,

1219
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,160
Speaker 1: you must listen to do as I've done. You will

1220
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 1: love getting older and you have to experience it for yourself. Emma,

1221
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: thank you for listening, and congratulations to you for living

1222
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: a great life. Thank you. And I did my taxes

1223
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: this year for the first time by myself. Well, congratulations, Emma,

1224
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Thank you, guys. I never did

1225
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 1: my taxes on my own. Daddy, you know. One of

1226
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 1: the things, thanks Daddy, you know. One of the things

1227
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: I love about our conversation with Anne Marie and maybe

1228
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: it's in there, but you never mentioned about your need

1229
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: to jump into a relationship. It's never it's really all

1230
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: of it's you centric. I think that's pretty cool. Yeah, definitely.

1231
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: I think for my twenties, I want to focus on

1232
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: myself and become the not perfect version of myself, but

1233
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: the best version of myself that I can be before

1234
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: I jump into a serious relationship. Right, that's awesome, and

1235
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: that's actually good advice, I'll tell you what, because relationships

1236
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: are very, very difficult when you don't have a great

1237
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: with other people, when you don't have a great relationship

1238
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: with yourself. Because if if you're dating someone or married

1239
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: to someone who is just frightened in life but because

1240
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: they just can't get it together, then it's really not

1241
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: going to get to get it together with you. You

1242
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: gotta love yourself before you can love the people. And

1243
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: he's still trying to find himself in his forties. So

1244
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: I found myself. He still works here. Right, who do

1245
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: we fire today, Marie? Whatever that is scaring you, are

1246
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 1: giving you anxiety, turn that into just to turn it

1247
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: from fright into excitement and just just be curious and wonderful.

1248
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: I feel wonderful about opening that next door to see

1249
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: what's on the other side. That's cool, good for you.

1250
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: And I feel like every stage in your life, whether

1251
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 1: you're entering your twenties or thirties or forties, your fifty,

1252
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 1: they're a little nervous about the next step, like, oh

1253
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: my gosh, what have I already accomplished? And what do

1254
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: I still have left to accomplished and how much time

1255
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Speaker 1: do I actually have left. It's true that next step.

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Speaker 1: At my age, I'm just worried if I can take

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Speaker 1: another step. You think about what size the coffin will be?

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Speaker 1: No coffin from no, no, no, you put me on

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Speaker 1: the grill. I want to be fried up at Benni Hannes.

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Speaker 1: Did you have a mausoleum? No? No ashes, spread blows

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Speaker 1: an air back into your face. Internamory, thank you for

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Speaker 1: dropping by. All right, let's get rolling and we'll be

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. One of the things we love

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Speaker 1: about our job, of course, other than the prestige. Oh

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01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 1: that's what it is. You know. Radio people were the

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Speaker 1: bottom theaters of the entertainment, right by the cardi worker. Okay,

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01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 1: so one of the things we love is the music.

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01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 1: Of course. We love the hits, We love the artists,

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01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: we love the story. Is not only about how they

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01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: write the songs, but also when you can find an

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01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: artist you truly, truly believe in, one who truly inspires you,

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01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: you want to catch him just as they start to

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01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: fly high. That's why we want you to meet Are

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01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:27,919
Speaker 1: Lisa Fabulous? We meet Are Lisa at the Today Show

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01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: on NBC several weeks ago. Yes we did, And she

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01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: was like this on teav and too. He doesn't bring

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01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 1: everybody back here that he meets on the Today Show.

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Speaker 1: Say that because now I did. Now I feel great.

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01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 1: Now I feel even better than I did before. Thank you,

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01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: thank you. Remember the day after I came back and

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01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: I said, you gotta meet a Lisa. He did. He

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01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: sees that she's wonderful, she's so pretty, and she's bubb

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Speaker 1: and yeah, he was a cute dragged you downtown. I'm

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01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 1: gonna talk about your story. People love hearing how you

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01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: started and how you got to where you are now

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01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: and where you want to go, because no matter what

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01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: you do in life, you can apply some of the

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01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: same the same tactics and thoughts and in strategy. If

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01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: I want to be an archaeologist, for instance, which we're

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01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: just talking about dream jobs, or Lisa says that she actually,

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01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: as a little girl, thought she wanted to be an

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01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: arcolo archaeology. Did I thought I did. I got all

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01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: the books, I knew all the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, the only

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01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: one I can remember is Tyrannosaurus rex. So the dream

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01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 1: is long gone. But but yeah, at the time, you know,

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01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: I was, I was all about it. That was what

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01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: it was going to be, until you know, I found music,

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01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 1: and yeah, you could be a singing I could be

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01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: a thing. I'd be. One of the first would be

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01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: can you write a song about a pterodactyl? Give it

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01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: a good go? I could. Well, Look, it's all about dreams.

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01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 1: You had dreams of being a musician obviously. Oh yeah,

1311
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 1: and so tell us tell us what. First of all,

1312
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 1: where are you from. Well, I grew up in London.

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01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: My mom is actually American. My dad is German raised

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01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: in the UK. So I got the accent. I don't

1315
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: hear an accent. We're the ones with the accent. I love.

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01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: I love a good American accent, the differences between our accents. Also,

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01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 1: we were talking earlier about the difference between American humor

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01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: and British humor. We were talking to our Lisa earlier

1319
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: about British memes and I didn't get them. I'm like,

1320
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't get it. Very sarcastic. One of

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01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 1: the difference between American humor and British humor in your Yeah,

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01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: I guess it's just um, I guess British humor is

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01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: more dry. It's quite. Yeah, it is very sarcastic. I

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01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 1: live with my husband's vertish. Sometimes I'm like, what what,

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01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 1: I think it's funny? My my Yeah, no, I have

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01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: a few friends will say things and I'm like, you

1327
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:47,640
Speaker 1: sound so rude, Like stop, like it's not funny that

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01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 1: British humor is. Well, yeah, because I get but I

1329
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 1: get both of it because my mom is American, so

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01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: I grew up with that humor as well. And then

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01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: you know, also being around my friends very British, very dry,

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01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm like, just I get really I get really nervous,

1333
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 1: and they're gonna offend somebody and then I'm gonna have

1334
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 1: to like, I don't know, do take one for the team?

1335
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 1: What don't know? Well, what's great about you or Lisa

1336
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 1: and where you are in the world of the music

1337
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 1: business is you know, I'd Sally ten fifteen years ago.

1338
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 1: If you wanted to start a music career, you had

1339
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: to get someone at a music label, record company as

1340
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,559
Speaker 1: we used to call them, to like pay attention and

1341
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 1: take you under their wings, and you started in a

1342
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,240
Speaker 1: total d i y fashion where you just started posting

1343
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 1: your music oh yeah, oh yeah. So you know, I

1344
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: had written all this music and I didn't know what

1345
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 1: to do with it, and you know, getting production is

1346
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: so expensive. It's such an expensive thing to do, and

1347
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 1: you know, when you don't have those tools, you know,

1348
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: I was lucky. I had a friend who played piano amazingly,

1349
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, can you take my basic chords

1350
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 1: and make them beautiful? And um, you know we did.

1351
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: I posted my songs on Facebook because that was the

1352
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: outlet that I had. I had the Internet, which is

1353
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:56,080
Speaker 1: a great thing, and you know that spread. You know,

1354
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 1: I was getting like thousands of shares, like a song

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01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:02,720
Speaker 1: in particular, Hearts Ain't Gonna Lie. Um. I posted that. Um.

1356
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 1: Just remember like posting it, and then three minutes later

1357
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 1: it was just like thousands and thousands of likes and

1358
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: chairs and yeah, and I'm feel fantastic. Oh, it was

1359
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: like the most amazing thing to witness, and yeah, you know,

1360
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,640
Speaker 1: you just like this is the day and age we

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01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:20,640
Speaker 1: live in, Like we have the internet, we can do

1362
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 1: whatever we want and and it's amazing because I feel

1363
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: like I know so many people who have these talents

1364
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 1: and they and I was the same as well. So afraid,

1365
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: like what if people don't like it? You know what,

1366
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,439
Speaker 1: the internet is so oversaturated anyway that if they don't

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01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 1: like it, they're just not going to share it. Therefore

1368
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,640
Speaker 1: they're not going to see it. And you can just

1369
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 1: delete it anyway. So you're fine, like you should just

1370
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 1: put your like, put anything that you're doing, just put

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01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: it out there you don't want to see. And what's

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01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: great about it is. Of course, this is not an

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01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: unusual an unusual story at all. This is how it is,

1374
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 1: and it has been for several years now, and it

1375
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: definitely paid off for you, you know, by the way,

1376
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 1: for just turning us on. This is our Lisa. I'm

1377
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,800
Speaker 1: about to play the song she was just talking about.

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01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,280
Speaker 1: It's a different version than their original. You you posted

1379
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: because Jonah Blue, Yes, huge, huge DJ, and I mean

1380
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: what is he does everything and he could have us

1381
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: all killed. He did. He did an amazing remix of

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01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 1: us Car Tracy Chapman, which is my one of my

1383
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 1: favorite songs. You know, he actually contacted me on Facebook

1384
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 1: as well, and you know, again magic of the internet,

1385
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,160
Speaker 1: power of the internet, and um, you know I didn't

1386
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 1: want to you know, I'm not going to say no

1387
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 1: to that. I loved the remix he did, and we um, yeah,

1388
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: like we we got together. We got together and we

1389
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 1: made a new, uplifting version of a relatively sad song.

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01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: Jonas Blue, I forgot his s That's okay. He's going

1391
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:47,800
Speaker 1: to have me killed anyway. So of course, as I said,

1392
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 1: not an unusual story, but it doesn't work out for everyone.

1393
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,720
Speaker 1: But she got one million streams in four days so

1394
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. Let's talk about that tattoo you have on

1395
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:03,599
Speaker 1: your right hand from how let's tell the story. It's

1396
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: a it's a swallow. It's a bird's Yes, it's a

1397
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: little swallow. I had it, you know. I think I

1398
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 1: did actually get it, probably like six years ago now,

1399
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,200
Speaker 1: so that's very it's very important. You know that she

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01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 1: got this tattoo six years ago. Now, it was two

1401
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,599
Speaker 1: weeks ago that Sean Mendez was sitting in the same

1402
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:24,160
Speaker 1: big chair and he showed us his swallow tattoos in

1403
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 1: the name spot. But he just got it. Yeah, he

1404
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,200
Speaker 1: just got it. But now we're hearing Shawn Mendez his

1405
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:35,640
Speaker 1: fans for stealing his swallow tattoos. Well, I mean hopefully then,

1406
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:37,640
Speaker 1: ipset I have. I have been getting a little like

1407
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 1: at Shawn Mendez, like look at her hand, and I'm like, guys,

1408
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 1: I have the proof I had. It doesn't matter. They're

1409
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,519
Speaker 1: going to hate you anyway. They could just be like

1410
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: twins or something, the best friends. You have to do

1411
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 1: a duet or something. Yeah, Shaw Mendes fans wants you

1412
01:12:56,120 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: to chop your hand off anyway, of course, So what

1413
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:06,680
Speaker 1: significance is the swallow is to you the bird with

1414
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 1: for me okay, so basically funny story. Um, it was

1415
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 1: supposed to be a meadow lot and for me meadow lock.

1416
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:15,599
Speaker 1: It was supposed to me and like just being a

1417
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,800
Speaker 1: really good person within. But when I actually went and

1418
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:20,680
Speaker 1: got the tattoo and showed him what I wanted, he

1419
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool. And then he drew me a

1420
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 1: swallow and I was like cool, Um, that's not a

1421
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,439
Speaker 1: meadow lock and he's like, yeah, it's a swallow and

1422
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:31,719
Speaker 1: I went okay. But it was like my first tattoo,

1423
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,759
Speaker 1: and I was adamant. I was like, I'm not leaving

1424
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 1: here without a tattoo, the first tattoo. I've been grappling

1425
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 1: with it myself because I look, I'm it's time for

1426
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,840
Speaker 1: a tattoo. My counter is chicking down. You know what

1427
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I only have a limited time. I should

1428
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: get my freaking tattoo, and I don't know what, I

1429
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 1: don't know where I gotta get it done. So you

1430
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 1: decided I need I need a meadow lark or a bird,

1431
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,840
Speaker 1: and you made your decision and you did. Are you

1432
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 1: happy you did it? I of this. I love the

1433
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 1: staff for another one because we have a tattoo artist here,

1434
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:08,360
Speaker 1: Come on you already excited? Um, you know I have

1435
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,559
Speaker 1: three At the moment, I don't know. I feel pretty

1436
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:14,520
Speaker 1: content with three. There's memes about people who have three tattoos,

1437
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 1: like they think they know it all, Like, yeah, I

1438
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 1: have three tattoos, Like ask me anything. Um, And you

1439
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: know I'm okay with that. I'm okay with being that

1440
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 1: three tattoo. Well, I tell you at least so with

1441
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 1: your song, Hearts ain't gonna lie. It's now getting a

1442
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: lot of attention here in the States, and we're going

1443
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:32,360
Speaker 1: to play it here. Whether you're like, don't get mad

1444
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 1: at us, We're going to play your music. Uh, what's next?

1445
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,439
Speaker 1: I mean you've got to be thinking about what's Oh,

1446
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 1: but there's plenty more. What are you going to be

1447
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 1: doing next? Where we're going to see? I want all

1448
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:44,519
Speaker 1: of our listeners to get to know who you are

1449
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 1: because you're fabulous. Thank you. Um. You know I have

1450
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 1: a few shows in the UK. If anyone just happens

1451
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: to be popping over um and they now next week,

1452
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:58,200
Speaker 1: actually come on over um. Otherwise you know, like I've

1453
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: been working on a lot more music last year. Um,

1454
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:03,800
Speaker 1: every song that I wrote, I basically just put out.

1455
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: So I was like putting out on one song a month.

1456
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 1: But this time I've been like accumulating a good amount

1457
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 1: of music, and um, you know, we've been really working

1458
01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:14,840
Speaker 1: on it and it should hopefully end in a in

1459
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 1: an album, in a little body of work. About collaborations,

1460
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 1: have you started thinking about which artists you would love

1461
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 1: to sit in a studio with. I mean, I would

1462
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,800
Speaker 1: love to sit in the studio with Kendrick Lamar or

1463
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,680
Speaker 1: Childish Campino. Like, look, there's there's a lot of people. Oh,

1464
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:39,320
Speaker 1: I keep banging the mic. I've got no spatial awareness. Okay,

1465
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:43,519
Speaker 1: I chipped to tooth on my mic one day I

1466
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 1: read the video to prove it. Well, look, okay, so

1467
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 1: are Lisa and I remember the first time I met you,

1468
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:49,879
Speaker 1: I was like, well, what your name is very unusual

1469
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 1: and you looked at me and she said yeah, you said, yeah,

1470
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 1: I've got a screwed up name. I mean, it's just

1471
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,559
Speaker 1: a made up spelling. Really, I don't really know where.

1472
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 1: I mean. Some people are like, it's Greek, and some

1473
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:04,719
Speaker 1: people say, you know something completely different. Um, Also, there's

1474
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 1: two says in my name, and so it sounds like

1475
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:10,560
Speaker 1: it should be Alista, but it is a Lisa. You

1476
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:15,599
Speaker 1: heard it here first for Alsa. Everyone's Lisa, and she

1477
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: had the swallow tattoo first, exactly, just to let it

1478
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:20,519
Speaker 1: be very clear. A Lisa, A R L I s S.

1479
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm gonna get this like swarm of Shawn

1480
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 1: mendous guys. I love Shawn mendous to like we don't

1481
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:30,320
Speaker 1: have to be They get mad because they want to

1482
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 1: prove to you they love him more anywhere. You're not

1483
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,639
Speaker 1: gonna win with that, so are Lisa and Jonas blue.

1484
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,200
Speaker 1: Of course this is heart to adn't gonna lie or

1485
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:44,840
Speaker 1: at Lisa, thank you for coming to thank you so

1486
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:49,320
Speaker 1: you said no, you say you love me. Man, you

1487
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 1: know you're regretting. It's not what we did. That's what

1488
01:16:55,120 --> 01:17:02,240
Speaker 1: we did. And well then and don't know admitting what

1489
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: don't we get along and along on the outside and

1490
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:14,599
Speaker 1: head up the door but ours on the inside. Don't

1491
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:21,200
Speaker 1: we get along and along on the outside? Parts ain't

1492
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 1: gone on, ain't gonna die? What hap the same? Don't

1493
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,200
Speaker 1: take out the right way? You know what to be?

1494
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:39,760
Speaker 1: I ain't gonn ain't gonna do this again, don't don't

1495
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:52,759
Speaker 1: want earts ain't gonna, ain't gonna, ain't gone, and ain't

1496
01:17:52,760 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 1: gonna aloud. You are the one, the one, but don't

1497
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 1: want it. But you know, people change and not the

1498
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:16,080
Speaker 1: same as we started. When I'm running away, I'm moving

1499
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:20,479
Speaker 1: forward and boy trying to stay a dead where just

1500
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 1: dread and water. Don't we get along and along him?

1501
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: He's head up the door. But on the inside club

1502
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:40,680
Speaker 1: don't give we get along it along on the outside.

1503
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna on, ain't gonna go. Well the same,

1504
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:52,920
Speaker 1: don't take out the wrong you know me, ain't it,

1505
01:18:53,080 --> 01:19:13,559
Speaker 1: ain't gonna again, I ain't gonna fin, ain't gone, ain't

1506
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:29,479
Speaker 1: with half of the saying, don't day that the wrong way?

1507
01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:34,759
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Hars ain't going, ain't gonna lie.

1508
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:39,639
Speaker 1: I don't do this again. Don't day that the wrong way?

1509
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:44,840
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Hers ain't going, I ain't gone.

1510
01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:59,799
Speaker 1: The Celebrity Buzz Podcast with Garrett and Gossip columnist Rob Shooter.

1511
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,639
Speaker 1: It seems to be a little bit of a rivalry

1512
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 1: between Kate Middleton and Meccan my courses to say it's

1513
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:10,040
Speaker 1: absolutely true. The Celebrity Buzz Podcast new episodes every week

1514
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: on the I Heart radio app Elvis Duran in the

1515
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:18,439
Speaker 1: Morning Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So I heard

1516
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:22,479
Speaker 1: a story. Uh, there's some friends and friends of friends

1517
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 1: people I don't even know, but there are people that

1518
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 1: know people I do know. Hence their friends and friends

1519
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:34,679
Speaker 1: of friends. Uh, there was a bar mitzvah and uh,

1520
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 1: you know, the kids were dancing, the parents were dancing,

1521
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 1: and there was a couple. There are a mom and

1522
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,320
Speaker 1: a dad and they've been drinking at the bar mitzvah.

1523
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 1: They were dancing and they were caught smoking pot on

1524
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:49,640
Speaker 1: the on the dance floor. On the dance floor at

1525
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 1: the bar mitzvah, I think they're actually vaping pot. Yeah,

1526
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 1: they were smoking pot, but they were vaping it thinking

1527
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:56,719
Speaker 1: no one would smell it. Hey, look when you vape,

1528
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,519
Speaker 1: you can still smell it. Doing that on the dance

1529
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 1: floor for everybody where we have fourteen year old we

1530
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 1: have you know, all their friends come on dancing mom

1531
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,840
Speaker 1: and dad. Maybe Okay, I was sorry, started making assumptions.

1532
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,800
Speaker 1: Maybe they have kids, they never get to go out,

1533
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,920
Speaker 1: and they're actually dancing and they're drinking, and they thought

1534
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 1: they would vape and smoke pot on the dance floor.

1535
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 1: But you do that like in the corner outside, if

1536
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 1: you have to do it not They made that a

1537
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:30,680
Speaker 1: night to remember. I remember the time I caught my

1538
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:33,760
Speaker 1: mom and dad smoking pot? Did you really? And even

1539
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:37,120
Speaker 1: though they were always they are always, they gave me

1540
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,479
Speaker 1: the speech a couple of times. Don't smoke pot, don't

1541
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:42,120
Speaker 1: do illegal drugs, because you'll go to jail. You'll never

1542
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:45,560
Speaker 1: have friends. They'll put you in prison. You know what

1543
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm so, what do you say to them

1544
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 1: when you catch them? So you're going to prison? I actually, well,

1545
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 1: I actually smoked with them. I actually talked to my

1546
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,160
Speaker 1: brother about this while we were on vacation. It was

1547
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,639
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing. I walked around the corner I got

1548
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 1: home and they were on the back path Dio and

1549
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,800
Speaker 1: they were smoking. They were smoking a joint and they

1550
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:08,840
Speaker 1: were they were in there, fifties, fifties, sixties, they were

1551
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 1: you know, any they were up there, and so we laughed.

1552
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, Hi, I know you're smoking pot. I said,

1553
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:15,559
Speaker 1: I know what it smells like. I smoke it all

1554
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 1: the time. And it was actually I felt like this

1555
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: is a bonding. How old were you? I was like

1556
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:24,080
Speaker 1: early in college. It was I was very young. So anyway,

1557
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 1: so we sat down. I sat down with them and uh,

1558
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:29,120
Speaker 1: I said, don't put it out. Let's I was almost like,

1559
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:32,720
Speaker 1: let's smoke together. And so my mom when it when

1560
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:35,560
Speaker 1: it came her turn to smoke, she pointed out in

1561
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,000
Speaker 1: the yard and said, look, look at that giraffe over there.

1562
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:41,360
Speaker 1: So I would look the other way while she took

1563
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:45,760
Speaker 1: a hit. Still wanted to protect you. I know, it's

1564
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,800
Speaker 1: weird when you find your parents doing things that they

1565
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:51,080
Speaker 1: don't want you to find them doing, especially when you

1566
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 1: don't think they do those things your parents exactly, or

1567
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 1: if you if you catch them having sex? Yeah, yeah, frog,

1568
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:02,160
Speaker 1: what's up? Do you remember ever as a little boy,

1569
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:05,800
Speaker 1: a time that you think you caught your parents doing it? Oh? No,

1570
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,320
Speaker 1: I know for a fact. And when I did too.

1571
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,400
Speaker 1: You walked in and they were doing it. No, I

1572
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 1: didn't walk in, but I was trying to get their

1573
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,120
Speaker 1: attention and the door was closed and it was locked,

1574
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:16,160
Speaker 1: and I knocked on the door and my dad was

1575
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:18,880
Speaker 1: very short with me. And so I know that to

1576
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 1: this day, I know that's what they were doing. I'm

1577
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,080
Speaker 1: sure of it. I've never asked them, but I'm positive

1578
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 1: that's what I walked in and they were doing it.

1579
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,160
Speaker 1: What did you do? I walked, I rocked right back

1580
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 1: out because you cannot erase that in your face. It

1581
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:35,599
Speaker 1: scarred me for a lot. But you know what, Look,

1582
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: we we put our parents on this pedestal, and we

1583
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:40,360
Speaker 1: should we We we need to have a level of

1584
01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:42,880
Speaker 1: respect for our parents. They deserve it and we need

1585
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,160
Speaker 1: it in our lives. We need them to be our parents.

1586
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,719
Speaker 1: So when you see them doing something that isn't parental,

1587
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 1: it just kind of throws you. Throws you off. You

1588
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:53,840
Speaker 1: never caught your parents doing anything? I heard them like,

1589
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,920
Speaker 1: but I did, but I kind of like, yeah, you

1590
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,120
Speaker 1: know whatever, But I never never caught them. And I

1591
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 1: don't even know if my mom knows what pot is

1592
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:05,360
Speaker 1: to be totally honest with Yeah, So I mean scary.

1593
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:08,080
Speaker 1: Remember you found your dad's stash and his underwear drawer. Yes,

1594
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 1: I was. I was like ten years old, and I'm like,

1595
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,200
Speaker 1: I was looking for something else in his drawer and

1596
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,200
Speaker 1: then I opened it up and it was this blue

1597
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,760
Speaker 1: looks like a cookie tin like those you know those

1598
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:21,320
Speaker 1: dance like. I opened it up and I'm like, I

1599
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:23,680
Speaker 1: start smelling something weird, and I went to bring it

1600
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,920
Speaker 1: to my mother, and she said, this is the medication

1601
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: for dad to calm himself. Dawn. See, your mom was

1602
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:33,840
Speaker 1: being very honest, actually wasn't lying. She's on it. Hello, Nick,

1603
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:36,200
Speaker 1: how are you hi? How are you? What's going on?

1604
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,600
Speaker 1: We're just sitting here talking about stuff we shouldn't be

1605
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,559
Speaker 1: talking about. I guess I don't know it's this real deal.

1606
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,600
Speaker 1: You actually caught your mom making pot brownies? Yeah, she

1607
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:48,120
Speaker 1: took my weed the day before and I came home

1608
01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:50,840
Speaker 1: from school and my house just reeks of pott and

1609
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,360
Speaker 1: she pulls up patch of brownies at it off. Oh

1610
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:57,280
Speaker 1: my gosh, your mom. Your mom was digging in your stash.

1611
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:03,200
Speaker 1: Your mom was digging in your stash. Whole thing. Well, so,

1612
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:05,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you're a parent, like well,

1613
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:06,880
Speaker 1: if you're going to smoke pot in my house, then

1614
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,240
Speaker 1: I have a right to take what I want. This

1615
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:14,160
Speaker 1: is my house. I met the rules anyway. So, but

1616
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:16,679
Speaker 1: you never did it with her, You never like pertook

1617
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:20,920
Speaker 1: with your mom. No, she never agreed on that. Give

1618
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:24,400
Speaker 1: you a brownie? Did she share the brownies? No? No,

1619
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:27,800
Speaker 1: I couldn't even find it after there. You go, all right,

1620
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:32,439
Speaker 1: thank you, Nick, Tell your mom we've said high, very high.

1621
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:35,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's one thing if your mom steals your

1622
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 1: pot to make brownie is it's another thing if she

1623
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:40,479
Speaker 1: uses your easy bake oven, Like what are you doing?

1624
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:45,679
Speaker 1: Not good? Anyway? So parents, like I said, it doesn't

1625
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,240
Speaker 1: have to be a pot thing, it can be or whatever.

1626
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:49,599
Speaker 1: You caught them in the act, Like maybe they had

1627
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,800
Speaker 1: like magazines, like you know, porn magazines. I did catch

1628
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:56,240
Speaker 1: somebody in my family had poorn magazines and he used

1629
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:59,000
Speaker 1: used to hide them in the vacuum cleaner. This is

1630
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:02,200
Speaker 1: my brother the vacuum cleaner, um tube? What is it?

1631
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:05,880
Speaker 1: The thing? So my mom couldn't vacuum one day and

1632
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:11,240
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, something stuck in here, shoved his girly nudi.

1633
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:15,680
Speaker 1: I mean, he knows she's gonna turn it on. I

1634
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 1: guess he didn't think about it. She did. But the

1635
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:23,479
Speaker 1: overarching theme here is parents are still people, of course,

1636
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:26,400
Speaker 1: but you know, and they need to be your parents.

1637
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:29,280
Speaker 1: You know, the most professionals will tell you need for

1638
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:31,920
Speaker 1: them to be your parents more than your friends. You

1639
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,920
Speaker 1: have friends. Your parents need to be parental that you

1640
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,680
Speaker 1: need them to guide you, to keep you on the

1641
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:39,840
Speaker 1: right path. But every once in a while they slip

1642
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:41,680
Speaker 1: up or no, no, maybe every one in a while

1643
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,639
Speaker 1: they get caught being real and we're not used to that.

1644
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:48,320
Speaker 1: What's that scary? I found out my uncle Bill was

1645
01:26:48,439 --> 01:26:52,479
Speaker 1: friends with Lucky Luciano, the infamous mobster. I was I

1646
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:54,720
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it, and I didn't know any better. And

1647
01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:56,519
Speaker 1: he was always sitting there with his with his friends

1648
01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:59,680
Speaker 1: and his T shirt, starting his whiskey with his pinky

1649
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:03,000
Speaker 1: starting the ice. Did he have a pinky ring on it?

1650
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:06,599
Speaker 1: He only had one pinky and he uses to stir

1651
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:10,759
Speaker 1: his whiskey into his coffee. But that's okay, it's fine.

1652
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:14,360
Speaker 1: It's we need to know that our parents are real people.

1653
01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:19,040
Speaker 1: They're human, they're they're they're gonna make mistakes. Somebody in

1654
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:21,800
Speaker 1: my family, I'm not going to say, who found their

1655
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:26,280
Speaker 1: mom's vibrator and threw it down the staircase when friends

1656
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:31,679
Speaker 1: came over, rolled across their living room, thick ap parent

1657
01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:34,000
Speaker 1: came over to pick up their kid, and the vibrated

1658
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:37,560
Speaker 1: like landed right there. It's like here it is. So

1659
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:41,280
Speaker 1: you're a parent, and you Rody you're a parent, and

1660
01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:44,680
Speaker 1: Froggy you're a parent. Sometimes when you're sometimes so when

1661
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:49,600
Speaker 1: when your kids discover you being real. I mean it

1662
01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:51,680
Speaker 1: kind of throws you a little bit. Even yesterday, like

1663
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 1: I was talking to my son Spencer, because you know

1664
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,680
Speaker 1: how much he loves Camila Caballo, and I said, oh

1665
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:59,439
Speaker 1: my gosh, Spencer, guess what I did. So Camilla's booby

1666
01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:01,720
Speaker 1: popped out for sure, and I'm in my head, I'm going,

1667
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:04,320
Speaker 1: why am I telling him this story? And I'm like

1668
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,559
Speaker 1: telling him the story that I realized that that's how

1669
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:09,800
Speaker 1: I would normally just talk to someone, and they realized

1670
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my son and I kind of backtrapped,

1671
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:14,040
Speaker 1: and he's just like, yeah, a great story. Mom, Like,

1672
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,719
Speaker 1: oh damn it, But you do things that you don't

1673
01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:18,880
Speaker 1: you know, well, I would think that I need to

1674
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:21,640
Speaker 1: imagine when it's like being a parent. I want to

1675
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:24,240
Speaker 1: be cool. I want them to like me and not

1676
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:26,920
Speaker 1: think that I'm like total, you know, just a total drip.

1677
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,160
Speaker 1: But at the same time, you got to be their

1678
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:33,640
Speaker 1: parents exactly the balance a bidle Envy Brodie. He's got

1679
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,880
Speaker 1: three girls, at least I got boys. I end up

1680
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:39,599
Speaker 1: going outside talking to like my my son and his friends,

1681
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:41,400
Speaker 1: and and Lisa will come out and go, you're really

1682
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:44,040
Speaker 1: being inappropriate. But they're all laughing at having a good time.

1683
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:46,040
Speaker 1: You think it's hilarious, so you think you're the cool dad,

1684
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:49,840
Speaker 1: all of a suddenly inappropriate. I just this is another

1685
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:51,439
Speaker 1: reason I can't be a parent, because I don't know.

1686
01:28:51,439 --> 01:28:54,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know where to draw that line. Hello, Leslie, Hi,

1687
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:58,720
Speaker 1: good morning, Leslie. Are you a parent or you caught

1688
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:01,960
Speaker 1: your parents doing something? Actually, I am a parent, and

1689
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:05,519
Speaker 1: I caught my parents doing something. Um, when I was

1690
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:09,120
Speaker 1: about six or seven, my parents didn't lock their door.

1691
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:12,240
Speaker 1: So I walked in and I asked my dad what

1692
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,320
Speaker 1: he was doing, and he told me that him and

1693
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:16,960
Speaker 1: my mom were playing Horsey. So I got on my

1694
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:23,679
Speaker 1: dad's back and I said getting up. That moment was lost.

1695
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:27,479
Speaker 1: So what happened after that? I have to know? Um, well,

1696
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:31,080
Speaker 1: needless to say, they were done. My dad gets me

1697
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:34,960
Speaker 1: off him, my mom takes me too outside, they locked

1698
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:37,760
Speaker 1: the door and they came up the rest really quick. Yeah,

1699
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:42,960
Speaker 1: they're like done. They did lock their door, and from

1700
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:46,080
Speaker 1: exactly they just wrote that off as a loss. We'll

1701
01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:50,000
Speaker 1: move on, Daddy, Giddy up, daddy. Yeah. The sad thing

1702
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:54,240
Speaker 1: is it was when Leslie was years old. So but

1703
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:57,760
Speaker 1: now that you're a parent, I mean, do your kids

1704
01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:00,920
Speaker 1: ever catch you being a human and you're like, no, you,

1705
01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't want you to know this part of my life.

1706
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:06,760
Speaker 1: This is mommy's life. I mean, of course. I mean

1707
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,559
Speaker 1: I learned from my parents. I do lock and lock

1708
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:11,360
Speaker 1: my door. That's what you learn from this to lock

1709
01:30:11,479 --> 01:30:14,360
Speaker 1: your door. Well, my I think with my daughter was

1710
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:16,240
Speaker 1: knocking on the door one day and because mommy, why

1711
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:20,080
Speaker 1: are you making those noises? Oh? Lord? All right? But

1712
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:24,080
Speaker 1: you want to see, I always felt like I was

1713
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:27,439
Speaker 1: so so an awful kid because I wanted my parents attention.

1714
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:29,840
Speaker 1: One of the time they when I was a round

1715
01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:32,760
Speaker 1: in the house, they were never allowed to be them. Yeah,

1716
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:35,040
Speaker 1: so god knows what they did when I left the house.

1717
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:36,920
Speaker 1: That's why I called them smoking pot with He didn't

1718
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:39,640
Speaker 1: know I was coming home. So did you do you

1719
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:44,719
Speaker 1: and your husband call it horse? Now? No? No? All right, Leslie,

1720
01:30:45,439 --> 01:30:47,200
Speaker 1: thank you very much. You know I've always want to

1721
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:50,240
Speaker 1: talk to you, and and I'm a redhead. Yeah that's right.

1722
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:57,000
Speaker 1: I will thank you redhead for this. Collect right, Hello,

1723
01:30:57,240 --> 01:31:02,360
Speaker 1: justin doing Okay, it wasn't you that found your mom's stuff?

1724
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 1: What happened? All right? So when I was like six

1725
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:10,599
Speaker 1: or seven, years old, my spirit would always find all

1726
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:13,920
Speaker 1: of my toys and chew his heads off. Well, finally

1727
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:16,360
Speaker 1: saw on one of my mom's toys and chew that

1728
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:21,600
Speaker 1: head off. I didn't know what it was because I

1729
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:24,280
Speaker 1: was only like six years old, but when I grew up,

1730
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:29,519
Speaker 1: I was like, that's what's saying. Was so your ferret

1731
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:33,400
Speaker 1: chewed your mom's toys head off? Yeah, yeah, this is

1732
01:31:33,439 --> 01:31:36,519
Speaker 1: not good anymore. Mommy will go buy a new one.

1733
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Justin, and thanks and you know,

1734
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:43,880
Speaker 1: and and let's hear let's hear it for your ferret

1735
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:48,479
Speaker 1: back in the day. Excellent. Um, finally we talked to Amanda. Hello, Amanda,

1736
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:53,280
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. Your parents are allowed to be people,

1737
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:55,160
Speaker 1: they just don't want you to see it. So what happened?

1738
01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:59,080
Speaker 1: Absolutely so. One year my mom decided to cook us

1739
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,240
Speaker 1: an awesome, valid Time's Day breakfast, and I had had

1740
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:05,759
Speaker 1: a girl's slumber party that you know, the night before.

1741
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:08,240
Speaker 1: My brother was about six or seven years old, and

1742
01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:10,360
Speaker 1: he said, hey, Mom, I have a surprise for you,

1743
01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:13,920
Speaker 1: comes down and starts to give her a massage, and

1744
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:16,120
Speaker 1: when she gets curious, she turns around and says, what

1745
01:32:16,479 --> 01:32:23,400
Speaker 1: is that. Turns out it was her choice, let me know.

1746
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:29,960
Speaker 1: But there it's a massage machine. It is absolutely one

1747
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:34,439
Speaker 1: former another, whatever does the job. The worst is the

1748
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:38,280
Speaker 1: next morning when like, mom, was daddy hurting you last night?

1749
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 1: Because you were young? You seem to be in pain,

1750
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:44,640
Speaker 1: and uh, we get Jody on Hi, Jody, Hi, So

1751
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:46,479
Speaker 1: what did you find your mom doing when she wasn't

1752
01:32:46,479 --> 01:32:50,840
Speaker 1: being your friend? Okay, So we had this hotel on

1753
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:52,800
Speaker 1: the lakefront, so prom night, that's kind of where the

1754
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:55,320
Speaker 1: after party was. We love prom Night at the lake. Yeah,

1755
01:32:55,439 --> 01:32:59,599
Speaker 1: go ahead. So I left the room literally for five seconds.

1756
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,360
Speaker 1: Come back in. My mother is shotgunning a beer and

1757
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:05,200
Speaker 1: then starts lecturing us that we didn't say for any joint. Yeah,

1758
01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:08,479
Speaker 1: she did not want to be your friends. She wanted

1759
01:33:08,479 --> 01:33:09,960
Speaker 1: to be your She wanted to be your friend, not

1760
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:13,320
Speaker 1: your mom. Yeah, and you've never done anything like this

1761
01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:15,679
Speaker 1: before ever. It was kind of like once we hit eighteen,

1762
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,519
Speaker 1: it's like all right, free for all. Right, now you're

1763
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:23,719
Speaker 1: on your own raise, it's great. Thank you. So in closing,

1764
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,320
Speaker 1: once again, this is why I can't be a parent.

1765
01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:27,040
Speaker 1: I would not know where to draw that line. I

1766
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:28,880
Speaker 1: could loan you my kids for a couple of days.

1767
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:32,200
Speaker 1: See how you do, Hey, Junior, go get Daddy's imedables.

1768
01:33:34,439 --> 01:33:38,000
Speaker 1: I can just imagine Spencer's face. What God make Daddy

1769
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:41,400
Speaker 1: and Martini like I taught you. I think Preston and

1770
01:33:41,439 --> 01:33:45,760
Speaker 1: Elvis would have a great time party Central. We don't

1771
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:51,280
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1772
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1777
01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:11,840
Speaker 1: first year Elvis Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant phone tap Ready,

1778
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:15,400
Speaker 1: let's go, Dear Elvis, I threw a birthday party from

1779
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,760
Speaker 1: a two year old son this past weekend, and of

1780
01:34:17,840 --> 01:34:19,960
Speaker 1: course I hired a guy to come over dressed as

1781
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:25,240
Speaker 1: Spider Man. Well, Kathy goes on to say that she

1782
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,720
Speaker 1: and her husband have this little secret where she likes

1783
01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:32,000
Speaker 1: it when guys dress up in costumes. So she's gonna

1784
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:36,080
Speaker 1: phone tap her husband and describe. You'll hear description in

1785
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,439
Speaker 1: this phone tap where she may have come a little

1786
01:34:38,479 --> 01:34:41,439
Speaker 1: too close to Spider Man. So let's see how it works, Kathy,

1787
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:45,040
Speaker 1: thank you for the email. Kathy is phone tapping her husband.

1788
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:48,240
Speaker 1: Danielle starts to call to lend the husband as the

1789
01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:51,200
Speaker 1: manager of the company that rented out Spider Man, and

1790
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 1: then Scary Jones comes on as the guy who was

1791
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:59,400
Speaker 1: addressed as Spider Man. Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, Kathy,

1792
01:34:59,479 --> 01:35:02,519
Speaker 1: please shooting them in right now? Might I take a message?

1793
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:07,040
Speaker 1: Who am I speaking with? Oh? Okay, lynn Um, this

1794
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:11,400
Speaker 1: is Lisa Hartley from Parties. Yeah, you had a party

1795
01:35:11,479 --> 01:35:14,920
Speaker 1: this past weekend for your son. Yes, and we sent

1796
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:19,320
Speaker 1: a Spider Man out there to entertain everyone. Okay. He

1797
01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:23,080
Speaker 1: is upset because he says that your wife groped him.

1798
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:28,080
Speaker 1: What No, absolutely not. My wife would never do that.

1799
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:29,640
Speaker 1: Do you mind talking to him because he's here in

1800
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:33,280
Speaker 1: my office right now. He's very upset. Okay, hold on

1801
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:38,320
Speaker 1: one second. Her husband's on the phone. Hello. Okay, Well,

1802
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:40,240
Speaker 1: I was dressed as Spider Man. That was me in

1803
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 1: the costume. But the kids were, you know, We're having

1804
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:45,240
Speaker 1: their pizza. Everybody was having a good time, and then

1805
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:48,280
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I just felt this tug. You

1806
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:50,640
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding me. It was your wife would never

1807
01:35:50,760 --> 01:35:52,919
Speaker 1: do that. You're accusing my wife of being a floozie

1808
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 1: and that's not the case. No. I was shocked myself.

1809
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:57,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. I was like, is this woman

1810
01:35:57,200 --> 01:36:00,400
Speaker 1: really trying to grab my my twig and berries. Maybe

1811
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:02,120
Speaker 1: you're a little confused, because I just think that this

1812
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:05,200
Speaker 1: is absolutely impositive. To be honest, Lisa, Why doesn't this

1813
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:07,600
Speaker 1: guy believe me? Sir, it's me again. He's not going

1814
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:09,560
Speaker 1: to come back here and say some woman grabbed his

1815
01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:12,160
Speaker 1: junk when she didn't. I was there, I was at

1816
01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:15,040
Speaker 1: the party. I didn't see any type of okay, but

1817
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:18,599
Speaker 1: the junk or anything like that. She tickled my ass,

1818
01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:22,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, and she tickled as throw new accusations in. Well,

1819
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:24,759
Speaker 1: you know what, we didn't get to tell you everything

1820
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:27,720
Speaker 1: because you're really not taking us seriously. She wanted me

1821
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,040
Speaker 1: to do an upside down kiss with her. Oh that's great.

1822
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,800
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? What is he trying to pull?

1823
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:34,280
Speaker 1: There's no way my wife would never do that. We

1824
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:35,920
Speaker 1: get her on the phone right now, will cut us

1825
01:36:35,920 --> 01:36:39,280
Speaker 1: all up? I think this guy is There's no way

1826
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:47,559
Speaker 1: that happened. Cathy. I got Spider Man and the company

1827
01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:51,000
Speaker 1: from the party last weekend on the phone here and uh,

1828
01:36:51,439 --> 01:36:54,920
Speaker 1: Spider Man who came to Reggie party. Okay, I got

1829
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:58,639
Speaker 1: his manager on the phone and she says he's complaining

1830
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:02,400
Speaker 1: that he was basically extraly harassed Richie's party. What are

1831
01:37:02,479 --> 01:37:05,960
Speaker 1: you I mean? I don't think I sexually harassed him.

1832
01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:10,439
Speaker 1: You grabbed his junk, you tickled his ass. Apparently he

1833
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:13,720
Speaker 1: wanted to upside down kiss him like the movie You're

1834
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:15,800
Speaker 1: out of your mind. I can't believe you would do that.

1835
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:17,560
Speaker 1: Your all mother was there with your mother and not

1836
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:20,679
Speaker 1: you guys do it like a little What is wrong

1837
01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:24,840
Speaker 1: with you? What's wrong with me? He's party died up

1838
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:27,800
Speaker 1: balloons here in the corner doing the Phobe Maguire with

1839
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:31,120
Speaker 1: Fighter Man. I don't know what's going on. We're talking

1840
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:32,640
Speaker 1: in the jann and I sat in his lap with it.

1841
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:34,519
Speaker 1: I mean, if he's gonna make something more than that,

1842
01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:37,560
Speaker 1: then then that's not my fault. You shot on his

1843
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:41,679
Speaker 1: lap time. What the hell would happened if I wasn't

1844
01:37:41,720 --> 01:37:48,639
Speaker 1: there at the party. You're in the other room. We were,

1845
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:51,040
Speaker 1: we were talking. He was you know, he's in that

1846
01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:53,880
Speaker 1: costume we want me to do? Are you kidding me?

1847
01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:57,280
Speaker 1: Are you me? This is a secret. You pulled our own.

1848
01:37:57,680 --> 01:38:00,880
Speaker 1: Now it's that one more there you beat your skin

1849
01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:04,160
Speaker 1: put we're out of your mind. We are calling Dr

1850
01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:07,800
Speaker 1: Livingston back. We're going back to therapy. Then you also

1851
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:11,800
Speaker 1: listen to this man because he's blowing it out. We're

1852
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:14,160
Speaker 1: not living in a comic book. I'm packing up all

1853
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:18,000
Speaker 1: you wonder Woman, your cat woman, all your little freak

1854
01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:23,200
Speaker 1: flu sufits that you've got. All that is out. We're gone, Lenn. Yeah,

1855
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:26,320
Speaker 1: this is Danielle Monaro and Scary Jones from Elvis Duran

1856
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:28,240
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped.

1857
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:33,519
Speaker 1: I would never sit on Spider Man's lap. I was

1858
01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:35,559
Speaker 1: about to leave my wife in about two minutes. Oh,

1859
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:37,599
Speaker 1: I'm glad we got to learn about all her fetishes.

1860
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:41,320
Speaker 1: That was nice. Yeah, I'm still throwing out all your

1861
01:38:42,920 --> 01:38:48,439
Speaker 1: danone tap phone tap was prerecorded. We permission granted by

1862
01:38:48,439 --> 01:38:52,560
Speaker 1: all of our tays Elvis Duran. Phone tab were on

1863
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:59,679
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Duran in the Morning Show.

1864
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:03,960
Speaker 1: All right, as you know, we're so excited, bags are

1865
01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:07,320
Speaker 1: already packed. We need to hop on board our Norwegian Bliss.

1866
01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:10,800
Speaker 1: I am so excited about this, I'm counting it down you.

1867
01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:13,200
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this, Daniel and Froggy and scary

1868
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:19,519
Speaker 1: and straighten ate. Uh. This is the newest, brightest, most

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Speaker 1: fabulous ship in the world. It's within the top five

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Speaker 1: of the most massive ships in the world. But I

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01:39:27,320 --> 01:39:29,840
Speaker 1: was just the newest, so it's the best. It is

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Speaker 1: the and plus it's we're the godparents. There's no ship

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Speaker 1: like it in the whole world. Because it's they don't

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Speaker 1: have us as godparents. It's ours makes it better. We're

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Speaker 1: not the parents. If we were the parents, would be

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Speaker 1: responsible to godparents. We have fun of the ship, and

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01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:44,960
Speaker 1: we're tired of it. We give it back. That's what

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Speaker 1: god parents do. Now let me give you another reason

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Speaker 1: why you need to go onto Norwegian Cruise Lines website

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Speaker 1: and book a trip on Norwegian Bliss. The entertainment is

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Speaker 1: second to none. We have just officially announced we're adding

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Speaker 1: this Broadway caliber original product called Havana. I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't it look amazing? Havana, Yes, you know what,

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Speaker 1: we ripped off Camila Cabayo and anyway. It's developed by

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Speaker 1: Norwegian and collaboration with director Warren Carlyle, who's won Tony Awards.

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Speaker 1: He's a choreographer, a director, everything beautiful costumes. It's a

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Speaker 1: Cuban American theme going on beautiful sets that are designed

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Speaker 1: by people that are in the business. I mean it's huge.

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Speaker 1: The music, the color, the romance, it's all. It's like

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Speaker 1: going to Havana without actually going to Havana. Elis, I

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Speaker 1: think you said the name wrong. I think it's Havana Nna. Not.

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Speaker 1: I can't say Havana not. I was thinking the same thing.

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Speaker 1: When you come on board asked for seats to witness

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Speaker 1: Havana Nana. We had Jersey Boys announced their show on

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Speaker 1: Norwegian Bliss a couple of weeks ago, now Havana. So

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Speaker 1: make sure Havana Nana go to Norwegian Cruise Line his

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Speaker 1: website which is dot com n c L dot com.

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01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:06,800
Speaker 1: Check out Norwegian Bliss and all their ships and all

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01:41:06,840 --> 01:41:09,679
Speaker 1: the places they sail, but especially ours because it's gonna

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Speaker 1: go someplace you want to go. Check out out now

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Speaker 1: at NCL dot com. And we welcome our new production, Havana. So,

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Speaker 1: as you know, several weeks ago, our buddy Damian McGinty

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01:41:21,479 --> 01:41:23,760
Speaker 1: was in here. Oh he was so cute. Everyone fell

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01:41:23,800 --> 01:41:26,800
Speaker 1: in love with him. He is adorable. His eyes would

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01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:30,200
Speaker 1: mesmerize anyway. He first came on the scene for us

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01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:33,040
Speaker 1: anyway in the Glee Project. He won that. Then he

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01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:35,640
Speaker 1: was featured on the show Glee. Yeah, they loved him

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01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:38,639
Speaker 1: so much they had him come back exactly. Also, he's

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Speaker 1: a member of Celtic Thunder. Yes alright, so anyway, our

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Speaker 1: buddy Damien has an EP out called No More Time

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Speaker 1: I downloaded the other day. His music music is great,

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Speaker 1: of course. The original song released was this. I want

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01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:52,479
Speaker 1: to play it for you because I want to show

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Speaker 1: some love to a Damian mcgintye. This is slow dance.

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Speaker 1: Another thing. Been trying to beat the clock out of

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01:42:02,439 --> 01:42:06,760
Speaker 1: red out steam. Time is a race. I'm running the

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Speaker 1: city lights. He come go Another town, another show, counting

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Speaker 1: doality until I get hold loving using soul how every

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Speaker 1: more take it so take it so yeah, because this

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Speaker 1: hurts me sore before the future reasons. I want to

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Speaker 1: take it something to take it sorr. Yeah, it's loving easy,

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Speaker 1: so so so so so dance love us and so

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Speaker 1: so so so so dance. I want touch the all

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Speaker 1: takes times that skills, food on the brakes, breathe, you

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Speaker 1: eat soap, you up when I'm with you. I can't

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Speaker 1: get love, get enough, loving he soul, o't for me,

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Speaker 1: evy over had. I don't want to take it's so

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Speaker 1: to take it so yeah, because this comes so before

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Speaker 1: we know the future, I don't want to take it's

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Speaker 1: to take it all. Yeah it loving easy, so so

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Speaker 1: so so true, dance, loveing user so so short. Sure.

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Speaker 1: My hobby is when I'm win you by hobby each one,

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Speaker 1: When I'm win you by hobby, When I'm win you

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01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:47,679
Speaker 1: by hobby each one, when I'm winn you, loving you, you, soul,

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Speaker 1: and I wan me evy over hats. I want to

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Speaker 1: take it so take it so yeah. Because this has

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01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:01,600
Speaker 1: been so before we know the future, I want to

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01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:08,360
Speaker 1: take something. Take it yeah, loving you and soul, I'll

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01:44:08,720 --> 01:44:13,360
Speaker 1: make everyone. I want to take it, take it slow. Yeah,

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01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:20,720
Speaker 1: because this has been slow far to read. I want

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Speaker 1: to take it. To take it so yeah. Loveing us

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Speaker 1: and so so so so so dance, love a year

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01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:35,200
Speaker 1: and so so so swoop so d love us and

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01:44:35,360 --> 01:44:40,200
Speaker 1: so so so so so, dance loving year and so

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01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:54,880
Speaker 1: so so swoop so dance. That's all Elvie screening in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. So as we talked about last Week Rebound,

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01:44:59,479 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 1: one of the new Elton John tribute albums, one of

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Speaker 1: two that's out. In this one one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: songs by Elton Benny and the Jets, done by Logic

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01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:09,880
Speaker 1: and Pink and it rolls us out of here until tomorrow.

1951
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:38,160
Speaker 1: Say peace out. Everybody may take kids, shake Lucy together, Spy,

1952
01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:40,880
Speaker 1: let's hid something that's been known to chase a letter.

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01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:44,799
Speaker 1: We'll kill the fat ad Captain Nice so will stick around.

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01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:54,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear that music, Slad Walls, Sack Canny and

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01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:59,080
Speaker 1: Ronny have you seen that yet? But the sun space down?

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01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:04,840
Speaker 1: But Benny and the chest, Oh but the weird and

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01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:10,080
Speaker 1: the wonderful. Oh man, and she's really key. She's gotta

1958
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:18,080
Speaker 1: lect you to I'm you know already and a magazine. Yeah,

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01:46:18,360 --> 01:46:20,599
Speaker 1: but let me get it out, my mond. I made

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01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:23,439
Speaker 1: a true story. I have upgraded. Everybody back then used

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01:46:23,479 --> 01:46:26,240
Speaker 1: to hate it. Now they all appreciated. I might sound

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01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:28,679
Speaker 1: out of my mind, a matter of fact, out of line,

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Speaker 1: but I've been running a gunning and for in or something.

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01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:32,960
Speaker 1: They didn't do it time, Just Matt take it to

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Speaker 1: the line. I'm in the beginning at the time, Tony,

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01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,240
Speaker 1: my time of the world's mind. Kids funny by time.

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01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:41,320
Speaker 1: We're from sex and eight to better times, serving food

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Speaker 1: and writing rhymes for Hell and John the greatest of

1969
01:46:44,600 --> 01:46:49,519
Speaker 1: all time. Kids chugg into the faith last. Maybe they're Bundy,

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01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:53,480
Speaker 1: but Ben it makes a mean lass. We shall survive.

1971
01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:58,920
Speaker 1: Let us take ourselves along where we fired A parents

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01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:04,200
Speaker 1: sat in the streets to find who's right and who's wrong, Say,

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01:47:04,439 --> 01:47:08,000
Speaker 1: Candy and Ronney, have you seen that yet? Oh but

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01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:14,439
Speaker 1: the soul spaced ow Benny in the chest, Oh but

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01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:18,800
Speaker 1: the weird and the wonderful. Oh man, she's really keen.

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01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:25,240
Speaker 1: She's gotta electric food show. Listen you already, and magazine

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Speaker 1: ain't but Betty in the chest a jest, yeah, Jack,