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Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on demand. Do you want to feel

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Speaker 1: better about your Monday? Sure, you have to drive to

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Speaker 1: work and you might not really like your job. But

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Speaker 1: are you a guy from the Bronx who injected something

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Speaker 1: into his knotty bits that he shouldn't have injected and

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Speaker 1: then it turned black and fell off over the weekend?

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Speaker 1: Probably not. Monday's not that bad after all. Now, Hot,

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Speaker 1: it's time wrong move Monday. That's a wrong move that

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Speaker 1: somebody made the other day, a very wrong move, could

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Speaker 1: you imagine? Not at all? Don't be sticking anything in there, okay, guy, No,

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Speaker 1: Just to do the things that you've always done in

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Speaker 1: your life with that part of your body. Don't don't

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Speaker 1: try to Testilatter's nothing else he can do. Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: don't do things to that because that guy learned a

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Speaker 1: bad lesson that was a very wrong move for him.

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Speaker 1: It's a wrong move Monday where we tell you about

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Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions in

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Speaker 1: order to make you feel better about your Monday. Call

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Speaker 1: us up eighty eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: Tech stand at four one oh six one. Tell us

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Speaker 1: about a wrong move that you made to make people

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Speaker 1: feel better about their Monday. One of my wrong moves.

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Speaker 1: I was the mall with one of my friends. I

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Speaker 1: was seventeen years old. Yeah, and I never did anything

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Speaker 1: bad in my life, like I wanted to do good stuff.

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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't you know whatever anyways ever in

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Speaker 1: your whole entire life, just little things. Okay, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: But I was at the mall with my friend who

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Speaker 1: wanted to steal some stuff, and I had never stolen

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Speaker 1: anything in my life, and she offered, she offered to

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Speaker 1: steal it from me. Yeah, of course, yes, I would

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Speaker 1: like this. Right, you don't have to steal it. That's

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Speaker 1: extra cool, Like fine, because I'm not really doing anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying something I would like. Whoa, it's going

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Speaker 1: to magically appear. She said that she would take blame

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Speaker 1: if we got caught, and I was like, let's do this, girlfriend, right,

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Speaker 1: So we walked out. We got about like maybe twenty

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Speaker 1: feet outside of the store, and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: two people come up right behind us and they grab

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Speaker 1: my arm, put my hands behind my back, and put

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Speaker 1: me in cuffs. I'd never been in handcuffs before or

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Speaker 1: after that, like right off the back, right off the

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Speaker 1: bat scared the crap out of me, right, not literally,

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Speaker 1: but it actually did scare a fart out of me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. And it was so embarrassing, you guys,

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Speaker 1: because like it's stung, scared the freaking crab at me

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Speaker 1: because like somebody came up and grabbed my arms, memu oh,

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Speaker 1: and then like my fart, I farted, I farted, farted.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't go on any nurse rooms for a couple

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Speaker 1: of years. That was a wrong move. Probably makes you

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Speaker 1: feel a little bit better about your Monday. Did you

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Speaker 1: inject something you shouldn't inject into your naughty parts and

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Speaker 1: they fall off? Probably not, because you wouldn't be listening

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Speaker 1: to us right now. Did you get caught shoplifting handcuffed

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Speaker 1: and then fart as soon as you're handcuffed and have

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Speaker 1: to think about that for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 1: Probably not. Monday's looking pretty good now, isn't it. Hey, Claire,

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Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? So my wrong move Monday was

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Speaker 1: I meant to take a different medication. Actually took an

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Speaker 1: ambient in the morning and hardcore too. I took an

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Speaker 1: ambien once because I I have sleep stuff, and they

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Speaker 1: gave me ambien and I don't like anything like that

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Speaker 1: scares me. Sleep medicine puts me out forever. Anyway, I

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Speaker 1: and I was like, straight, I'm gonna take an ambient.

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Speaker 1: And I remember putting the ambient on my tongue, taking

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Speaker 1: a simple water, and then waking up at like one

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Speaker 1: o'clock the next day, just like WHOA got some sleep? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I accidentally took it in the morning, the ambient,

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Speaker 1: and I had to stay awake for work. And when

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Speaker 1: you stay awake, it makes you hallucinate. Yeah. I had

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Speaker 1: a work meeting to get to know. I'm in the

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Speaker 1: middle of this in person work meeting and I start

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Speaker 1: seeing like this iguana on my tone nail, my big toe. Okay,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, out of this world. And I had

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Speaker 1: a pair of nick slippers and my personal I take

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Speaker 1: and I started trimming my own tone nail. And when

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Speaker 1: did you tell him that there was an iguana on

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Speaker 1: and then they were asking me what I was doing,

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Speaker 1: and I was telling them like, well, there's an iguana

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Speaker 1: on my foot. Alance, They jet they did what they

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Speaker 1: called an ambulance was accidentally taking an ambuan in the

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Speaker 1: morning and then thinking iguana was eating your toe and

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Speaker 1: having to go to their How embarrassing. This actually kind

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Speaker 1: of happened to me, so I'm not not in the

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Speaker 1: same instant though. Back in the day when I an animal,

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Speaker 1: when I was single, I went out one weekend. I

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Speaker 1: didn't have my kids, my ex adom, but that Saturday

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Speaker 1: was my son's birthday, so we were throwing them a

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Speaker 1: like ever, Like I never get drunk, but like that night,

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Speaker 1: I had like a couple and then like in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I had a barely headache. So I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take two of these advil and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be fine. I'm gonna go get my son's cake.

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Speaker 1: And then what I realized on my way to get

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Speaker 1: the cake was that I took two over the counter sleeping,

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Speaker 1: so my X thought I was on drugs for real,

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Speaker 1: nearly single, You're just started going out again, and you

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Speaker 1: have to show up to your son's birthday party and

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Speaker 1: you're just like, I literally just like laying on a

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Speaker 1: blanket the whole time. She's like, I'm older you again.

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Speaker 1: This year I forgot I'm not anything I could tell

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Speaker 1: her thought, I was, Wow, there you go. How does

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Speaker 1: Monday look now? Really really good? Doesn't it? A pretty

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Speaker 1: good Monday, isn't it? It's wrong move Mondays every single

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Speaker 1: Monday at this time. Listen and make your Monday better

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Speaker 1: by hearing about other people's horrible, terrible, no good, very

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Speaker 1: bad decisions. Your phone PreK happens every single hour on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Your next one is coming up in just

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