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Speaker 1: Jewbles, dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? Guys?

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Speaker 2: Hey was up?

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, so I slip with my best friend's mom.

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Speaker 1: Whoa a lot more than you. Yeah, it does. Why

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Speaker 1: how did that happen? So?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I mean we grew up the neighbors,

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Speaker 2: you know, in the neighborhood. My buddy and I and

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Speaker 2: I mean have a lot of memories. I mean we're

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Speaker 2: all out of the old neighborhood now. Our parents still

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Speaker 2: live next to each other, all that stuff. And you know,

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Speaker 2: we always come in town, you know, Thanksgiving whatever, and

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Speaker 2: you know I always come in town visit my parents

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Speaker 2: and then see his parents, see everybody. Long story shortest

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Speaker 2: the holidays, we had a few cocktails. You know, it

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Speaker 2: got late. My buddy went upstairs, you know, was in

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Speaker 2: his bed doing his thing. And the next thing I know,

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Speaker 2: I'm down in the basement with his mom. We're listening

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Speaker 2: to music Kevingston cocktails and one thing might do another.

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Speaker 2: But I never told him about it.

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Speaker 1: He was in the house. WHOA, that's impressive. Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean only happened one time, you know, I go, look, yes,

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Speaker 2: she goes, only one time. This only happened one time,

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Speaker 2: and basically we don't ever even really mentioned or anything.

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Speaker 1: It's like it never happened until she grabs him next

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and it's like, get over your turkey. You should

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Speaker 1: marry her. You should marry her, and then you could

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Speaker 1: be your best friend's stepdad. Wow. Yeah, hey, thanks very much.

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Speaker 2: I was real.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your dirty little secret. Thanks guy, yip bye hello, hello,

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Speaker 1: hey you have a dirty little secret. I do what

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Speaker 1: is it? So? I needed this girl. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say her name, but this with her Bobby. So okay, anyway,

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Speaker 1: we're getting together. We're doing our you know, dating to

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Speaker 1: them for a while. So we got into it, and

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Speaker 1: her feet were always freaking dirty rough real rough room,

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Speaker 1: I mean dirty. So I started getting ghos. Stop by this,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't, you know, do the dating more. Anyways, I

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Speaker 1: bought her some high hills shoes cover her feet, and

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Speaker 1: I started buying her high heel shoes. Shut up, should

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Speaker 1: I'm listening, gets better, get better. So so then she

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Speaker 1: thought I liked that should prey highiels and there so

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Speaker 1: she bought some open tow hihos and they didn't work. No,

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Speaker 1: you can't eat it to me, So I kept buying

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Speaker 1: her shoes that cover her entire foot. I started, and

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Speaker 1: then I had to buy her boots, and she thought

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Speaker 1: I was just thought I was kiky like that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Well now I am, but but I wasn't. So anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: by the secret, her feet were crusty and dirty and rough,

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Speaker 1: and I had to keep putting high heel shoes on

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Speaker 1: her boots, whatever I can to cover her feet. And

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Speaker 1: now you like it, and but now she's gone, But

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Speaker 1: then I don't have girlfriend now. So but anyways, that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: And I don't want to tell you this now to

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Speaker 2: make you upset, but you could have saved yourself a

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Speaker 2: lot of money by just buying her a pedicure.

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Speaker 1: No, that didn't work. We did that.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to make sure you try that.

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Speaker 1: I did the pure but her nails. Yeah, it didn't work.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't help. Well, nothing help. Thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: those rough feet. Thank you for telling us those secrets.

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Speaker 2: You too, you buy what's your dirty little secret?