WEBVTT - "Mr. Egghead" Recap Season 3, Episode 18

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Hello, Hello, Joey Sweeten, Andrew Barber, Hello, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>A while since we've done that bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It has it has been a while, but we're back.

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<v Speaker 1>My voice was quite in shape for it.

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<v Speaker 2>We should have done a vocal warm up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh seriously, yeah, or had something other than coffee, which

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<v Speaker 1>can't get enough of these days. It can't get up.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of things, I can't get enough of? What can

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<v Speaker 1>we have a brief moment to discuss the full house

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<v Speaker 1>shout out on Doctor Odyssey? Right what? Yes? Yes, Now

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<v Speaker 1>I did not see the episode. I didn't see the

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<v Speaker 1>full episode, but my understanding is that Joshua Jackson, uh

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<v Speaker 1>is a doctor on a cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's like a naval it's a yeah, I haven't hipn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know the show existed until until this clip.

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<v Speaker 1>I randomly was supposed to audition for it, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be out of town and then uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they played so I'm like, yeah, basically, Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Odyssey is sucking me.

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<v Speaker 2>Into So he's not in uniform, Okay, this is changing

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<v Speaker 2>my Well she might be because he's a doctor on

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<v Speaker 2>a cruise ship, so you have to be some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of maritime officer.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe because you're, don't you international? I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to watch the show that Max is the new

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<v Speaker 1>onboard doctor for a luxury cruise ship, where the small

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<v Speaker 1>but mighty medical team navigate unique medical crises and each

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<v Speaker 1>other miles from sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so like love Boat meets r R. Yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>So exciting and new. I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you a Dawson's Creek fan? I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>that was your generation.

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<v Speaker 1>Or weirdly, I went out for Dawson's Creek and I

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<v Speaker 1>think maybe went to Network for Dawson's Creek. Wait, which

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<v Speaker 1>character the Katie Holmes or member? You think it was

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<v Speaker 1>the I don't remember. I think it was Katie Holmes character.

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<v Speaker 1>I never watched the show. Okay, so that tells you

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<v Speaker 1>a lot there, But yeah, no it was. I did

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<v Speaker 1>not watch Dawson's Creek. But but yeah, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>know obviously who Joshua Jackson is, and I know that

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<v Speaker 1>there's like an internet fandom of rabid women who love him.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was never like a pac. He played Pacey

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<v Speaker 2>on Dawson's Creek, which came out when I was in college,

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<v Speaker 2>so I was probably too old for that show, but

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<v Speaker 2>I watched it all the time anyways.

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<v Speaker 1>But Pace, it's a weird name. Pace Pacy. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was Pacy.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was never into Like, I wasn't really into

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<v Speaker 2>either either of the boys.

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it just wasn't my thing. But Joshua Jackson, now,

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<v Speaker 2>like the adult version, Holy cow.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that that clip.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a clip of him on the red carpet at

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<v Speaker 2>the Emmys where it's like a slow mo.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen right where they do those those.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like grabbing you know, the the.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Like it's like, yeah, I got pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>that clip, wow, which is impressive for several reasons. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those I mean, first of all, those three sixty degree

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<v Speaker 1>things you can't help but kind of look cool no

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<v Speaker 1>matter what you do, Like there you feel ridiculous, but

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<v Speaker 1>you look cool. But josh Jackson kind of looks cool. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to listen to it. I think that's well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's take a listen. How rude is the catchphrase

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<v Speaker 1>of Stephanie Tanner on My Favorite come On, come On,

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<v Speaker 1>come on. That was so great.

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<v Speaker 2>That was so he's playing poker with some other dudes, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and not only is it Joshua Jackson, it's Joshua Jackson

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<v Speaker 2>shirtless and sweaty playing poker like this is what dreams?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I mean Stephanie Tanner, he said your name,

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<v Speaker 1>he said right, he said my phone name? Uh and

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<v Speaker 1>and said how rude? And I was how was his delivery?

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<v Speaker 2>Judge his delivery as the originator of how rude?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's the thing this was, this was this was

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<v Speaker 1>a cool how rude because he was letting them know

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<v Speaker 1>that he had a full house right right, So it

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<v Speaker 1>was he was had thrown him off at but you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be too like rude. Also, I don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>his voice could hit that high. Yeah, but I it

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<v Speaker 1>was smooth. It was so smooth, smooth and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even like smooth peanut butter, but that was smooth. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so there we go, doctors. Was Joshua Jackson, Stephanie Tanner,

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<v Speaker 1>how rude? Hull House is?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what an honor?

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<v Speaker 1>It really, It's just I guess it's it's still weird

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<v Speaker 1>to me that the show is so popular, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>know it, you know what I mean, Like I'm like, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, Like we did it fuller and we

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like we've the world. But it's right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>still still safe. It's crazy to me, yeah that we're

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<v Speaker 1>still referring to it and that and that, like enough,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so it's well known and like sort of permeated

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<v Speaker 1>the culture enough that like you can make a reference

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<v Speaker 1>to it or on Jeopardy where like people will know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, that is cool. That's yeah. Yeah, yeah that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of blows my mind too. But no, we're part

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<v Speaker 2>of We're part of pop culture history, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's My waiter in Italy referred to me by

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<v Speaker 1>name without me saying anything while he was shaving truffles

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<v Speaker 1>onto my pasta, and I was like, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>asked her a picture of the and very sweet, lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>amazing dinner, and I I feel like such a terrible

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<v Speaker 1>person that I can't remember the name of the restauran

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<v Speaker 1>right now because I would give them a shodo.

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<v Speaker 2>Out jet lag jet lags like jet light jet leg.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was. I was like, it's still to

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<v Speaker 1>this say, I'm like, oh my god, Like he was

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<v Speaker 1>like I watched full and Fuller, Like, oh, speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, full and Fuller, did you know that

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Boyette finally had his unveiling of his caricature at Sardi's.

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<v Speaker 1>Really no, I didn't know this, he did, he had

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<v Speaker 1>he was supposed to have it last year and then

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<v Speaker 1>I think he had had surgery or fall under something

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<v Speaker 1>where I forget what it was. But he finally had it,

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<v Speaker 1>and oh where is it? Where I have a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>So Beth Shafey, I told her i'd give her a

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<v Speaker 1>shout out. She loves the podcast, but she is she

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<v Speaker 1>is a manager at Sardi's and so she I was like, please, like,

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<v Speaker 1>sneak a picture of the of it for me, So

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<v Speaker 1>she she got a picture of Bob's Bob Boyette's. It's

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<v Speaker 1>on her stories so I can't see it now, but

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<v Speaker 1>I have a picture of it. And told her that

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<v Speaker 1>we'd give her a shout out. So thank you Beth

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<v Speaker 1>for being a fan of Rito and also for sending

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<v Speaker 1>that picture, because yeah, it was I would have loved

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<v Speaker 1>to have made it. It was literally the day that

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<v Speaker 1>I arrived in Italy, so I couldn't go.

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<v Speaker 2>But how special for Bob though, That's so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. For those of you that might not know, Sarti's

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<v Speaker 1>is a very famous restaurant, in New York City where

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of famous people have their caricatures drawn and

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<v Speaker 1>up on the walls. Bob Saget has one there. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe John also has one, I think probably. And anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Boyette who was the creator of all manner of

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows, including Full House, Ye, T, G, I F

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<v Speaker 1>and all that, but also is a really accomplished Broadway

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<v Speaker 1>producer as well, so he earned his place there in

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<v Speaker 1>Sardis And you can go and see all the caricatures

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<v Speaker 1>on the wall. That's so cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna definitely stop by next time I'm in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, next time Doctor Odyssey is in New York,

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<v Speaker 1>you can give him a call too, Like, hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, that show has shot up to number one

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<v Speaker 2>on my watch list, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like at this point now, at

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<v Speaker 1>this point, like it's been some longer anything, but I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like now there should be a crossover where maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we are doing an episode of the podcast on said

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<v Speaker 1>luxury cruise ship and one of us has a medical emergency,

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<v Speaker 1>or both of us could if you if you you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, not not in real life obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, yeah, as characters like nichol and maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>both get something we need mouth to mouth, maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>need right we stop breathing and mouth now right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's already said your name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he knows of my existence, so

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're going to get the first DIBs.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's dark, it's logical. I'm being logical with this,

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<v Speaker 1>very illogical. Now, yeah, like that's a medical ethics question

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<v Speaker 1>that we don't want to wait and do on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>But but yeah, I do think that we have a

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<v Speaker 1>shot basically episode because because podcasts and you know, TV shows,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's just what we do now because everything

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<v Speaker 1>is everything right, every everywhere, you're right because you're watching

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<v Speaker 1>and listening to it all on your phone anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? What a treat? What a treat? So

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<v Speaker 1>that was very exciting, very yeah. I I heard the news.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, wait, the Doctor Odyssey mentioned and I

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<v Speaker 1>clicked on it and I was like okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to expect because, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd never heard of the show. I didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So I clicked on.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, wait, is that Joshua Jackson is that

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<v Speaker 2>Joshua Jackson shirtless.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait is he saying how rude?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That was a trip. Yeah, so exciting. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I ever played poker? I got a

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<v Speaker 1>full house? No? Yeah, no, yeah, and I don't and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't play it often or well, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>the first hand that I ever won. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>playing with a couple of my guy friends in high

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<v Speaker 1>school and they were like no, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what did I get? And they were like a full house?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, ah, yeah, that's right out of

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<v Speaker 1>a sitcom. You know, that's such a comedic beat right there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, of course I did. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>escape it, Nope, I can't. You can't escape it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of things, we can't escape, shall we? Uh? Your

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<v Speaker 1>segues are always so funny to me, Like what is

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<v Speaker 1>she gonna come up with today? It's less of a

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<v Speaker 1>segue and more of a really hard left, like a

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<v Speaker 1>hard and sudden, like you're like, it hits two wheels,

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<v Speaker 1>so you go to it flash right, Okay, Well, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into a buckle up. Fan ritos. Welcome back

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<v Speaker 2>to How Rude. Tanerito's I'm Andrea Barber. And I'm Jodie Sweeten,

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<v Speaker 2>and today we are discussing season three, episode eighteen, entitled

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Egghead. It aired originally on February sixteenth, nineteen ninety,

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<v Speaker 2>and it goes a little something like this, Joey gets

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<v Speaker 2>a job as a guest host on an educational television

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<v Speaker 2>show for children, where a prop injures Stephanie. Uh oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait till we get to that scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. It was directed by none of that than

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<v Speaker 1>Bille Fausta couffee Quawk Coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>It was written by Rob Dames. And we have two

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<v Speaker 2>guest stars. We've got wit Hertford returning as Walter. Yeh,

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<v Speaker 2>I screamed when I saw him.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yes, he's by the way. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say. I went and saw Did I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>I went and saw his show. You told me you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to, but I haven't talked to you. I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to I went to That was the night

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<v Speaker 1>I went to those two art shows that we So

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<v Speaker 1>I went and saw WIT's play Gross of the Fan,

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<v Speaker 1>which is based on Chekhov's uncle Vanya. It was phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, phenomenal. He was incredible. I mean and and

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<v Speaker 1>the the way that the show was done. It was

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<v Speaker 1>at this tiny little theater which is literally like the

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<v Speaker 1>loft of an apartment building, and so you're the way

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<v Speaker 1>you're seated, you're like in the living room of this

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like that you're sort of

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<v Speaker 1>really in it and place in this one space and

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<v Speaker 1>it is very intense and Wit basically has a like

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<v Speaker 1>a full just breakdown in it. And was oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it was incredible. It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>Talent knows no bounds. He's so talented in so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Areas cast what I was just again blown away. It

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<v Speaker 1>was really great. It was a limited show, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just those two weekends, so I was really glad I

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<v Speaker 1>got to see it. And then I had gone to

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<v Speaker 1>the other art show my friends uh in Decline for

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<v Speaker 1>their for their stuff, some of the art that we

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<v Speaker 1>saw on the way to Vegas, where I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you the story of some of those dudes,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I went to that art show that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Ohow cool. So yeah, but Wit was just phenomenal. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a really incredible theater actor. So yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And how many fan readers are dying right now that

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie Tanner went to see duck face in a play

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<v Speaker 2>and you had coffee together, like yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The reunion of I just love this. Yeah, it's great, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great. Now he is incredibly talented. So and he

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<v Speaker 1>wrote it, so I mean it was just really really yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good job, good job. He was a great guy. Great guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was my little uh sidebar there. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>So we also have Wendy Cutler as missus Hardest Hardesty,

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<v Speaker 2>Hardest Days Hardesty. She's a voice actor who worked on

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<v Speaker 2>Frozen and Frozen two, Oh, the SpongeBob movie Sponge on

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<v Speaker 2>the Run, and she did voices for the Call of

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<v Speaker 2>Duty video game.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, never knew that, and.

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<v Speaker 2>She will return in season five for two episodes, but

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<v Speaker 2>not as the teacher. She's now doctor Sinclair.

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<v Speaker 1>So again, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is the debe right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was gonna be right. It was gonna be Debbie's

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<v Speaker 1>playing because it's Hardesty and the doctor. But she was unavailable.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was unavailable, right, or maybe she had broken

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<v Speaker 1>up with Jeff by right one, but yeah, she was unavailable.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We start with the teaser in the kitchen, Danny is

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<v Speaker 2>letting Michelle record her very first message on the family

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<v Speaker 2>answering machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, just just after we get that painted, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, look at that piece of machinery.

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<v Speaker 2>That belongs in the Smithsonian.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is I'm sure it is. I'm sure there is

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<v Speaker 1>an answering machine in the Smithsonian. Yeah. That was what

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<v Speaker 1>you had attached to your home line and you left

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<v Speaker 1>a ridiculously stupid, long, outgoing message that you thought was hilarious,

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<v Speaker 1>and your whole family participated on it and was like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen seconds long, and then it would be and then

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<v Speaker 1>you left your message on the little tape and people

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<v Speaker 1>would come home to a blinking light and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh look there's a message, and they listened to it

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<v Speaker 1>and then manually delete it. Yeah. I remember if you

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<v Speaker 1>deleted it accidentally and you didn't mean to, or your

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<v Speaker 1>parent deleted it, and somebody let the phone that was it,

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<v Speaker 1>that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't come back. Yeah, No, there's no cloud.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's no like, oh wait, hold on, let me

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<v Speaker 1>go to my deleted messages. But no, you've done. You're

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna hear from that person again.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when they developed the technology where you could

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<v Speaker 2>call your home line and then press buttons to access

0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.080
<v Speaker 2>the message remotely. So if we were at the studio,

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<v Speaker 2>you could call home and get the message, right, that

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<v Speaker 2>would be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. You were like, hi technology, Hi technology, look at

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<v Speaker 1>us living in the future, right, Yeah, this was like

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<v Speaker 1>Jetson's type technology. Yeah, it was so far in the

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<v Speaker 1>future and have to call home. Be like, did anyone

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<v Speaker 1>leave a message and speak to a real human? It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I can dial into my own private answering service. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a code. I have a three digit code

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<v Speaker 1>from your and you could call it from your car phone.

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<v Speaker 1>That had to be installed at the car dealership.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, with with the with the with the cord like

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<v Speaker 2>it was attached.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a car, right, it was literally it had

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<v Speaker 1>to be. The receiver had to be in the trunk

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<v Speaker 1>because it was like one of those giant, you know,

0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.760
<v Speaker 1>sat phones. Yes, and that was there and then they

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<v Speaker 1>just run the cord through the car. Yeah, you had

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<v Speaker 1>to have them installed. It was a whole thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>that was a necessity if you were working in this business.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you had to be able to make phone calls. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>when I got my driver's license, this was probably season

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<v Speaker 1>seven or eight. Uh, and I got my I got

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<v Speaker 1>my very first car when I turned eighteen, and it

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<v Speaker 1>had one of those little phones, this whole car phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, yeah, a car phone. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like I am so cool like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't matter what the car was, right, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a car phone and I felt so cool

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<v Speaker 2>having one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a big deal. That big big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I think That's why to this day, when I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, like on like when it's hooked up

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<v Speaker 1>to the Bluetooth or whatever, I still yell and my

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<v Speaker 1>kid's like, why are you yelling? I mean when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just sort of loud, but they're like, why are you yelling?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, well I needed this, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we can hear just fine. I'm like, oh that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't like nineteen ninety with the you know, car

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<v Speaker 1>phone speaker that you have to yell into in order

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<v Speaker 1>to be heard, so you sound like you're in a

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<v Speaker 1>tin can, right right, Oh my gosh. Anyway, those were

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<v Speaker 1>the days. Those were the days, all right. Back to

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<v Speaker 1>the teaser pre show chatter. It would three in Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we're one sentence into the teezer and we're already off track.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how this is how we do Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So Danny is telling Michelle that all she has to

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<v Speaker 2>say is hello, leave a message, and wait for the beep.

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<v Speaker 2>So Michelle begins with hi people, and then she gets

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<v Speaker 2>sidetracked and sings Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star. Danny grabs the

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<v Speaker 2>mic from her encloses with please leave a message after

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<v Speaker 2>the beep. But Michelle is offended. She's like, hey, that

0:18:32.480 --> 0:18:36.119
<v Speaker 2>was my job, and Danny laughs and tells her, okay,

0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.680
<v Speaker 2>you can do the beep. Michelle grabs the mic back

0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:42.080
<v Speaker 2>and announces it's me again, beep, and that's our.

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<v Speaker 1>Teezer, and that's our teeser, and that's your outgoing message.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally they were that long, people. It was It

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<v Speaker 1>was an act. It was like a hole. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a Vaudeville act. You bantered back and forth. Somebody was

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<v Speaker 1>laughing beep, yeah, and that was it. You'd wait for

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<v Speaker 1>that every time you wanted to leave. Somebody in such Yes,

0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:02.800
<v Speaker 1>my brothers and I would fight over who got to

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<v Speaker 1>leave the dance, or if we were all three of

0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:06.920
<v Speaker 1>us leaving the message at the same time, we'd fight

0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:09.959
<v Speaker 1>over who got to take center stage. Right. Yeah, this

0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:12.960
<v Speaker 1>was an activity we did it. It was yep, agreed.

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<v Speaker 2>So next we're in the living room. Jesse is strumming

0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:20.600
<v Speaker 2>a song on his acoustic guitar when Stephanie barges into

0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:23.040
<v Speaker 2>the room with a camera strapped around her neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Another piece of ancient history, the polarid right right before

0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:31.600
<v Speaker 1>they were like now they're like cool retro. Yeah, when

0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:33.840
<v Speaker 1>they were like that was just the most effective way

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<v Speaker 1>to take a picture quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it weighed probably like ten pounds around your neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, for sure. So yeah, the little rubber thing

0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.320
<v Speaker 1>on the on the strap of it because it would

0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:44.639
<v Speaker 1>dig in otherwise. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so Stephanie begs Jesse stop the music. You got

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<v Speaker 2>to help me. So he stops what he's doing and asks,

0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:55.879
<v Speaker 2>what's the matter. She explains, you have to help me

0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:59.760
<v Speaker 2>practice for my class picture. And he's confused because that's

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<v Speaker 2>an a hire week away. Steph's how he knows that

0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:05.199
<v Speaker 2>it's a week away? By the way, how did he

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<v Speaker 2>know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:08.840
<v Speaker 2>It seems like a detail he would not really care about.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, I'm just saying, even as a parent, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh tomorrow's picture day. Oh no, you know it's usually

0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:15.160
<v Speaker 1>that it's usually.

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<v Speaker 2>That yeah, So Stephanie says they can't forget about last

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<v Speaker 2>year's incident. Right when the photographer said cheez, Stephanie sneezed.

0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:31.080
<v Speaker 2>She reenacts her facial expression from that unfortunate moment. Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Joey, Yeah, you're welcome.

0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:37.360
<v Speaker 2>You're welcome, and Jesse remembers, oh yeah, everyone called you

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<v Speaker 2>sneeze burger.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is burger added to something an insult? I wrote

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<v Speaker 1>this down. I have to do it last night. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand.

0:20:45.960 --> 0:20:48.240
<v Speaker 2>I looked this up. You're right, burgers are delicious. It

0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:50.960
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be an insult. But here's here's what I found

0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:53.919
<v Speaker 2>out on some website that is probably not correct, But

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it says, a burger is an insult because a

0:20:57.080 --> 0:21:01.159
<v Speaker 2>burger refers to someone of poor quality because it's less

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<v Speaker 2>than steak. So that's why when you say, hey, geek

0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:09.440
<v Speaker 2>burger or sneeze burger, it means you're less than Yeah.

0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:11.119
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like now that we're in the era

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<v Speaker 1>of artisanal cheeseburgers, that doesn't apply anymore, you know what

0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like Hilburger. It could be thirty seven dollars, yes, yes,

0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:22.080
<v Speaker 1>made off angle steak. It could be made of wag

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<v Speaker 1>you beef right right? No, they a compliment is a

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<v Speaker 1>calling somebody burger, and.

0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Let's take back that. Let's take back the word. Let's

0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:33.520
<v Speaker 2>take it back and make it a compliment.

0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Now, yeah, let's not No, I think we can leave

0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:38.920
<v Speaker 1>it there. I think we can leave it there. But yeah,

0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:41.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you looked into that though, because I've wondered

0:21:41.760 --> 0:21:43.920
<v Speaker 1>about it. We keeps coming up, so I'm like, i

0:21:43.920 --> 0:21:45.359
<v Speaker 1>gotta know why? Why is this?

0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:48.720
<v Speaker 2>The fan got it? So Jesse decides to help Steph out.

0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:52.680
<v Speaker 2>So he grabs the camera and Steph poses. Just then

0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Michelle stomps in and asks, are you having fun without me?

0:21:56.280 --> 0:21:58.280
<v Speaker 2>Jesse tells her to stay put and he'll get right

0:21:58.320 --> 0:21:58.640
<v Speaker 2>to her.

0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Whoa bro, flax.

0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:03.320
<v Speaker 2>I know that no one has patience in this house.

0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:05.040
<v Speaker 2>It's always immediateation.

0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:08.520
<v Speaker 1>It's true. Well, and also she's been roaming the house

0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:09.439
<v Speaker 1>by herself for hours.

0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:10.600
<v Speaker 2>She's still unattended.

0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Very fine without me. I'm looking for someone to play

0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:14.560
<v Speaker 1>with since six am.

0:22:14.920 --> 0:22:19.480
<v Speaker 2>She's desperate for human interactions, right, poor child. So Jesse

0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:22.240
<v Speaker 2>directs his attention back to Steph and points the camera

0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:24.800
<v Speaker 2>at her. He tells her to show me some love

0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:29.520
<v Speaker 2>and Steph does a dramatic pose. In response, They change

0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:32.080
<v Speaker 2>angles and stuff poses with her hands in her hair.

0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:37.240
<v Speaker 2>Jesse directs her to be happy, be happier. Stephanie smiles

0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:40.160
<v Speaker 2>so wide. She tells Jesse, if she gets any happier,

0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:41.560
<v Speaker 2>her cheeks will pop.

0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:45.920
<v Speaker 1>This was impressive, tiny chick lit teeth, my little baby

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:48.480
<v Speaker 1>teeth hanging out in there. Yeah, and you can see

0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:51.600
<v Speaker 1>so much of your guns. So I really delivered this. Yeah,

0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:56.240
<v Speaker 1>I really is Yeah, it was intense. Hurt myself. Oh man.

0:22:57.160 --> 0:23:00.000
<v Speaker 2>So Jesse snaps one last pick and hands it over

0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:04.320
<v Speaker 2>to Steph. Once he's done photographing stuff, Michelle declares that

0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:07.359
<v Speaker 2>it's her turn. Jesse tells her to show me some love,

0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:08.920
<v Speaker 2>and Michelle gives him a.

0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Cute little pose.

0:23:10.520 --> 0:23:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Then Jesse asks to see her teeth, and Michelle grabs

0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:16.080
<v Speaker 2>the corners of her mouth and pulls him outwards so

0:23:16.160 --> 0:23:17.840
<v Speaker 2>her full set of teeth are showing.

0:23:18.359 --> 0:23:18.879
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember this?

0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:20.479
<v Speaker 2>Olsen's did this all the time day.

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:24.119
<v Speaker 1>I think it was this. They thought it was hilarious,

0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 1>TODs do yeah, And I think there also knew it

0:23:28.640 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 1>was something that everyone will be like, don't do not

0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:31.680
<v Speaker 1>right now, But you know, because they do it in

0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:32.919
<v Speaker 1>the middle of a take, so it was like a

0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 1>form of like I can do this, yeah, and then

0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:40.480
<v Speaker 1>it would always get a laugh. So then like just

0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:41.560
<v Speaker 1>write it into the scene.

0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:47.040
<v Speaker 2>It aloud. So Danny storms into the house holding a

0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:51.159
<v Speaker 2>traffic ticket. He's appalled, telling Jesse he did not deserve

0:23:51.200 --> 0:23:55.560
<v Speaker 2>it and now his perfect driving record is ruined. Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>is unfazed by the ticket, telling Danny to put it

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<v Speaker 2>on his record. No one will even know.

0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's already crashed. What a car, a motorcycle? Yeah,

0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:07.440
<v Speaker 1>he's at this point. Yeah, it's throwing on his record.

0:24:07.440 --> 0:24:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Who cares, It'll just get buried. Yep. Uh.

0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:13.439
<v Speaker 2>He grabs the ticket and crumples it into a ball,

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<v Speaker 2>and Danny nervously uncrumples the paper, telling Jesse he shouldn't

0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:20.000
<v Speaker 2>do that to government paper. Now he's gonna have to

0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:25.480
<v Speaker 2>iron it, oh, Danny. DJ defends Danny and says that

0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:29.040
<v Speaker 2>right turn only sign was hidden behind a big bush.

0:24:29.600 --> 0:24:32.639
<v Speaker 2>She calls the ticket totally bogus, and Danny agrees it

0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:37.359
<v Speaker 2>was a humongous injustice. Danny declares that he's going to

0:24:37.400 --> 0:24:40.040
<v Speaker 2>fight this thing and DJ will be his star witness

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<v Speaker 2>in court. DJ enthusiastically asks if they could do it

0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:45.679
<v Speaker 2>on Wednesday because she has a math test she'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to miss. Joey walks into the house next, and he

0:24:49.040 --> 0:24:52.440
<v Speaker 2>is extra chipper. He pulls on Danny's cheeks while saying

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I love you stretch. Then he tells the whole family,

0:24:56.160 --> 0:24:58.919
<v Speaker 2>thanks to Danny, I have an on the air tryout

0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:01.040
<v Speaker 2>to be the new mister Egghead.

0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Because that's how things work, right. I was like, what

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 1>on the air? Like this nepo the nepotism of this

0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 1>family and Danny.

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 2>It's strong?

0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:17.359
<v Speaker 1>Is it's strong? Although I would like is this it?

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Like it's just local? Like is it like

0:25:19.840 --> 0:25:22.640
<v Speaker 1>the public channel? You know what I mean? Like, oh

0:25:22.800 --> 0:25:24.800
<v Speaker 1>is watching the local channel? Yeah?

0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:27.560
<v Speaker 2>You never you never do a test on air.

0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, you don't, especially have a guy who are

0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:32.320
<v Speaker 1>like you don't know anything about science? Ah, doesn't matter

0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 1>what nineties? Yep, I was the nineties. Yeah, I have

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:40.639
<v Speaker 1>an on the air tryout to be to host a

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<v Speaker 1>television show. Never done it before, Just gonna see how

0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:44.720
<v Speaker 1>it goes.

0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:47.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how it worked, you know, just make it

0:25:47.520 --> 0:25:51.520
<v Speaker 2>work however you have right. So the whole family is

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:54.760
<v Speaker 2>very excited for Joey, They congratulate him, and Steph adds

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:58.679
<v Speaker 2>mister Egghead is the smartest person on television next to

0:25:58.720 --> 0:25:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Connie Chung.

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<v Speaker 1>The love for Connie Chung for continue. She's a powerful

0:26:04.040 --> 0:26:07.120
<v Speaker 1>woman who asks very important questions.

0:26:07.320 --> 0:26:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I can see why Steph admires her so much.

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:14.679
<v Speaker 2>DJ chimes in reminding Joey that mister Egghead has to

0:26:14.720 --> 0:26:18.200
<v Speaker 2>know everything about science, not that he doesn't know everything

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:21.480
<v Speaker 2>about science. But then she honestly asks, do you know

0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:25.200
<v Speaker 2>anything about science? But Joey isn't worried in the slightest

0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 2>He asks, what's the difference? Is Captain Kangaroo a real captain? Hey,

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 2>he's not even a real kangaroo. That's the attitude to

0:26:32.760 --> 0:26:35.240
<v Speaker 2>go into a new job with. Hey, you're getting an

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 2>on the air tryout for a science show. Do you

0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:38.640
<v Speaker 2>know anything about science?

0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Nah? What does it matter? I wasn't even a real clown. What.

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:50.400
<v Speaker 1>The blind confidence of this family is unmatched. I love him.

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I just love them. They anything they touch, they that's excellent.

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:59.760
<v Speaker 1>They just they're on TV left and right. Yeah, Yeah,

0:27:00.280 --> 0:27:01.000
<v Speaker 1>it's incredible.

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I love it.

0:27:01.920 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 1>San Francisco really does revolve entirely around this family. The

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:07.200
<v Speaker 1>entire city.

0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:10.679
<v Speaker 2>Joey is certain that all he has to do is

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:14.200
<v Speaker 2>be hip and funny and follow the script. He pats

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Jesse on the back, adding and with this guy as

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 2>my sidekick, how can I miss? Jesse is fiddling with

0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:22.959
<v Speaker 2>his guitar, not really paying attention, so he mindlessly says, oh,

0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:25.720
<v Speaker 2>that's right, with Jesse as his son, and suddenly he

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 2>realized sidekick and he chases after Joey.

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 1>So he's gotten on the air tryout and he's roping

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:35.479
<v Speaker 1>someone in who doesn't even know that they're doing something

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:37.560
<v Speaker 1>and may or may not be available because they also

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 1>have what a marketing job jingle writing, there's a presentation.

0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:47.159
<v Speaker 2>Or thought it poorly thought out. There's no consent in

0:27:47.200 --> 0:27:49.960
<v Speaker 2>this family, no privacy right now? Yeah, asking permission?

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Nope, nope, you're just now, Hey, guess what you're hosting

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:52.960
<v Speaker 1>a show with me.

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 2>So we cut to the kitchen where Joey knowingly is

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:02.640
<v Speaker 2>counting down on his wristwatch two one, and right on cue,

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:07.439
<v Speaker 2>Jesse comes storming in, asking sidekick. Joey explains that he

0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 2>just wants a hip, musical sidekick like David Letterman has,

0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Paul Schaeffer, Mister Ahead has the professor. Jesse glares at him,

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 2>emphasizing that he does not do kiddie shows. Joey dramatically size, fine,

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to be the professor. Just think of

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 2>all those little kids who will have to learn science

0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 2>without any music. They'll be too sad to play with

0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:31.080
<v Speaker 2>their pets, and all the dogs and cats will run

0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:31.760
<v Speaker 2>away from home.

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.919
<v Speaker 1>Good lord, right, this went this escalated fast. Yeah, that

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 1>went from zero hunter real quick.

0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:40.800
<v Speaker 2>This guilt trip is something.

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Else and also like the manipulation Ja asked in the question,

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Hey man, you want to do a TV show with me?

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 2>He can you do me solid?

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:54.479
<v Speaker 1>Right? Instead of pets are gonna die because you didn't

0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 1>do what I signed you up for without asking? Like what, oh,

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:08.000
<v Speaker 1>what's wrong with you? I love this friendship so funny, right, so, Jesse,

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 1>so great because when you because you don't think about

0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:12.000
<v Speaker 1>it when you're watching it until you start explaining it

0:29:12.040 --> 0:29:15.480
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, what are any of these people thinking

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I would do this? But it's great and it's so

0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:23.200
<v Speaker 1>full house. I love it so full house. This is

0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:28.360
<v Speaker 1>why I love ninety sitcoms for outrageousness. There's right, not

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:30.320
<v Speaker 1>an ounce of reality. Right.

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Jesse is listening, and when Joey breaks down

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 2>into a fake sob, Jesse tells him this is the

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:43.040
<v Speaker 2>stupidest story he's ever heard. Plus guilt doesn't work on him.

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I agree with Jesse on that though, Yeah, that's a stretch.

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:50.640
<v Speaker 1>That's why the poor dogs and cats had to get

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 1>roped into this.

0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 2>So Joey tries another approach. He says, then, I'm just

0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:58.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna pester you until you say you'll do it, and

0:29:58.400 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 2>he says, will you do it?

0:29:59.160 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Will you do it?

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Will you do while chasing.

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:06.479
<v Speaker 1>Jesse around the house. That's what my kids do.

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:11.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't take long for Jesse to give in

0:30:11.560 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 2>and say he'll do it. Joey puts his arm around

0:30:14.600 --> 0:30:18.360
<v Speaker 2>him and sarcastically says, all right, if it'll make you happy.

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:22.960
<v Speaker 1>And then gas lights him.

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, in the girl's room, Danny is sitting on DJ's

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 2>bed staring at his traffic ticket. He's wearing different variations

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 2>of blue while DJ is wearing a royal blue dress.

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:39.680
<v Speaker 2>She questions if they're overdoing this blue thing, and Danny

0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:43.160
<v Speaker 2>explains that it's been psychologically proven that judges are more

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:47.040
<v Speaker 2>sympathetic to people wearing blue. He jokes, that's why you

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:48.720
<v Speaker 2>never see a Smurf on death Row.

0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:52.680
<v Speaker 1>It's dark. It was really dark, right.

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Then Stuff makes her way over to Danny, boasting about

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 2>what an amazing week it'll be for her. Tomorrow is

0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:02.160
<v Speaker 2>picture Day, Friday is pizza Day, and today her entire

0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 2>class gets to see Joey on the Mister Ahead Show.

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 2>She shouts, I love my life.

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.479
<v Speaker 1>I bet you do. Kid. Not only is your not

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:13.160
<v Speaker 1>only someone in your house getting their own TV show again,

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:16.160
<v Speaker 1>which you mentioned later, Your whole class gets to skip

0:31:16.200 --> 0:31:18.920
<v Speaker 1>school and go be in an audience just drop of

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:23.880
<v Speaker 1>a hat. The nepotism is so it's so great. This

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:28.520
<v Speaker 1>just family is like they run things, you know what

0:31:28.520 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean? They run the world. Yeah too. It's like Francisco. Yeah, yes,

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 1>you can do anything. I can bring an elephant in

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>the living room that they want to. Don't ask us questions,

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:44.680
<v Speaker 1>do what we want?

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 2>They they they if they if they put their effort

0:31:48.880 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 2>into doing something positive for the world, they could really

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:52.680
<v Speaker 2>rule the world.

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:56.720
<v Speaker 1>But no, they're stuck on mister egghead and routes positive

0:31:56.760 --> 0:32:00.280
<v Speaker 1>for the world. You know it's it's mister Eggcatty's bringing

0:32:00.360 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 1>joy to the children, bring in an accident to your face.

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 2>But okay, okay, I see what you mean. So Stephanie

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 2>begins to walk out, but another thought hits her. She

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 2>tells Danny, this is so cool. I can't believe someone

0:32:14.480 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I know is going to have their own TV show.

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Danny is a little embarrassed, gives a chuckle, reminding her

0:32:20.920 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 2>that he has his own TV show, Wake Up San Francisco.

0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:28.200
<v Speaker 2>But Steph realizes. Steph says she realizes this, but mister

0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Egghead is a show that people she actually knows will watch.

0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Earned burn but also a man. Wow, the look of

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>two people in your family having their own shows. It's hey,

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 1>well three really if you count Becky. Oh yeah, that's right.

0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's hey, it's a family of talent.

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Very that's it. The show only gets streamed to their house.

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 2>So DJ grabs Danny's arm, telling him they should practice

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:14.760
<v Speaker 2>for court. Danny agrees and starts off by pretending to

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 2>swear DJ in. He grabs a magazine and asks her

0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:21.240
<v Speaker 2>to place her right hand on Fred Savage. She does this,

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 2>She's told, saying anytime, which is funny because he did

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:30.760
<v Speaker 2>a movie with him much later where he murders her character.

0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's what I tell or whatever the name is. Yeah,

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 1>this particularly ironic.

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Danny asks, do you swear to tell the truth, the

0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:43.800
<v Speaker 2>whole truth, and nothing but the truth? DJ nods, I Fred,

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 2>but I mean I do. Danny pulls out a chair

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 2>and asks her to step onto the witness stand so

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>she can explain everything to Judge Bear aka mister Bear

0:33:54.320 --> 0:33:58.200
<v Speaker 2>in great detail. Danny brings out a visual aid. Next,

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:01.400
<v Speaker 2>it's a diagram of the road where the incident happened.

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>DJ starts to recall what happened, and Danny pulls out

0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:08.360
<v Speaker 2>a paper car to demonstrate the story. She remembers her

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:11.080
<v Speaker 2>dad was cleaning between the buttons on the car radio,

0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:14.280
<v Speaker 2>and Danny immediately stops her. He claims there's no reason

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 2>she needs to bring up that minor detail. DJ exclaims

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 2>I can't lie to the judge, and.

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Danny assures her that he's not asking her to lie.

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 2>If the judge asks her directly, was your father dusting

0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 2>between the buttons on the car radio, then she can

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 2>say yes.

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 1>I really think Danny needs to get some help. It's

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:38.400
<v Speaker 1>this OCD is out of control. He put his daughter's

0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 1>life in danger. He was he ran a red light

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 1>or whatever he did in this thing. And you know

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 1>now DJ's were uped in it because he was cleaning

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 1>dust between the car buttons.

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 2>He needs to talk to Michelle in a therapy session. Well,

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure she could write him a prescription.

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.279
<v Speaker 1>She's got time. I mean, somebody in this family is

0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:04.360
<v Speaker 1>going to become a farmer. I mean I'm sure in

0:35:04.440 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 1>no time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well there'd just be like, ye,

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 1>somebody randomly walked by me was like, do you want

0:35:09.760 --> 0:35:12.280
<v Speaker 1>to take over my pharmacy? And then we own a pharmacy.

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:14.719
<v Speaker 1>That's how this world works.

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.399
<v Speaker 2>It's so easy. You know, I only have twenty two minutes.

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 2>We gotta have gotta make the joke work, right. So

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 2>DJ continues her story, saying they came to a right

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 2>turn only sign, prompting Danny to add this sign to

0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:30.640
<v Speaker 2>his visual aid. Then DJ admits they couldn't see it

0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:34.279
<v Speaker 2>because a bush was covering it. Danny proceeds to add

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 2>a giant green bush to his visual aid for dramatic effect.

0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Then he ushers DJ over so they can do their

0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 2>big finish together by showing the judge the face of

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:44.920
<v Speaker 2>truth and innocence.

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:46.080
<v Speaker 1>They put on their.

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Best puppy dog faces together. So they got a plan,

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 2>all right, they got Yeah, they got a plan.

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Just cover for Dad's slowly deteriorating OCD mental. You know,

0:35:56.320 --> 0:36:00.360
<v Speaker 1>he's something, he's struggling. He's not he's not handling things

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 1>well because they're overly obsessed.

0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 2>There's a dark undertoned the storyline that we're just gonna

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 2>just hand wave that away and move on.

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So next we're on the Mister Egghead t set.

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 2>The cameraman shows Stephanie's class sitting on stage in risers

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 2>that look like an egg carton, wearing egg shell hats.

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:23.480
<v Speaker 2>This is adorable. I have to be really really cute, yes,

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 2>very creative, and the kids just look so cute with

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:30.920
<v Speaker 2>those little egg shell hats. He counts everyone in to

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 2>begin taping, and then we hear Jesse playing a song

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:37.040
<v Speaker 2>on his keyboard. Jesse is wearing a graduation cap that

0:36:37.200 --> 0:36:39.799
<v Speaker 2>is decorated with badges, and his keyboard has a big

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>sign that reads professor. He finishes his opening song and

0:36:44.600 --> 0:36:48.120
<v Speaker 2>begins to play a dramatic medley to introduce mister Egghead himself.

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 2>The kids cheer for him as they hold their arms

0:36:50.719 --> 0:36:52.759
<v Speaker 2>over their head in an egg shape.

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:59.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like one part of Chapel Rohan's Hottgo. Yeah.

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:02.359
<v Speaker 2>So Joey walks out wearing the mister Egghead get up,

0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:05.359
<v Speaker 2>holding his arms in the same egg shape as well.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.800
<v Speaker 2>He gives the professor a big thank you and greets

0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:10.320
<v Speaker 2>the kids enthusiastically.

0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:13.479
<v Speaker 1>She just came together so well, this.

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Is a full set with props and well.

0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:20.360
<v Speaker 1>She's stepping into the role apparently, which begs the question

0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:23.879
<v Speaker 1>what happened to the other mister Egghead and professor? Right?

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:26.440
<v Speaker 1>They go? Why did they both get knocked out? What

0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:26.920
<v Speaker 1>did they do?

0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:29.520
<v Speaker 2>There's a dark undertone to this.

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Did they show up drunk on the job? What did

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 1>they do? That's it. They're booted. We need somebody to

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:37.239
<v Speaker 1>take over this thing.

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 2>You they'll take They'll take anyone, Joey.

0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 1>They just asked Danny. They were like, who do you

0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 1>got living in your house? Yeah? Just give them a show.

0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 2>So Joey introduces his guests in the egg carton today,

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 2>who are from Missus Hardesty's second grade class at Fraser

0:37:55.800 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Street Elementary School. The kids all scream hi into the camera,

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:04.919
<v Speaker 2>and Joey tells them not to exhaust themselves because it's

0:38:04.920 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 2>time for ask, mister Egghead, do the egg puns in

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:10.799
<v Speaker 2>this scene are so excessive? Like?

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I love it.

0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:16.000
<v Speaker 2>It's this, it's any time they can work egg into

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:16.839
<v Speaker 2>the sentence, they do.

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:19.800
<v Speaker 1>They don't miss an opportunity, an exaggeration.

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Surely well done.

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:28.160
<v Speaker 2>So mister Egghead and the professor choose from the eager

0:38:28.200 --> 0:38:31.960
<v Speaker 2>bunch of students who all have their hands raised. Joey

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 2>chooses someone, and what do you know, it turns out

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:40.239
<v Speaker 2>to be Walter. Hey, Walter, Walter asks what happened to

0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 2>the old mister egghead? See he's asking the very question

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 2>we go that you as well.

0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 1>We find out yeah, oh yeah.

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:52.120
<v Speaker 2>Joey hesitates for a moment before saying he's on vacation.

0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:55.600
<v Speaker 2>But Walter counters I read in the newspaper that he

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:59.760
<v Speaker 2>didn't pay his taxes. Jesse shrugs, Well, he's on vacation

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:01.240
<v Speaker 2>for three to five years.

0:39:02.600 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the mister vas show is a cover for

0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:10.279
<v Speaker 1>him and the Professor's tax evasion scheme, because you know,

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:12.080
<v Speaker 1>they're not making that much money on a kid's show

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:15.560
<v Speaker 1>from the Francisco. You know, it's not even national, so like,

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 1>how much money are they making? But obviously they're laundering

0:39:18.560 --> 0:39:22.759
<v Speaker 1>the money through the Mister Egghead Show. And now they

0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 1>called in Danny and were like, hey, look to Sue's

0:39:24.920 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 1>a solid all right, just put that guy in. Yeah,

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:31.120
<v Speaker 1>we'll be back, And this's what happened. Okay, we just

0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:35.480
<v Speaker 1>need some good, solid, honest people who can run this show. Yeah, exactly, Joey.

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, baarest minimum of qualifications.

0:39:39.000 --> 0:39:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:39:40.200 --> 0:39:42.319
<v Speaker 2>So Joey ends the segment and moves on to the

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:45.360
<v Speaker 2>next It's time for them to discuss their topic of

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 2>the day.

0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Energy.

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:50.799
<v Speaker 2>Joey explains energy is the ability to do work and

0:39:50.840 --> 0:39:53.600
<v Speaker 2>tells viewers it's all around us, whether we're looking at

0:39:53.640 --> 0:39:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the sun or at our muscles, there's energy in both.

0:39:57.960 --> 0:39:59.800
<v Speaker 2>In the background, Walter shoots out of his seat and

0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 2>s out hey, mister egghead. Joey laughs and tells the

0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 2>audience why energy is even in Walter. I love Walter.

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 2>He's just that past that is like hey, hey, hey,

0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:16.719
<v Speaker 2>wait actually yeah. Walter apologizes for interrupting, but admits he

0:40:16.760 --> 0:40:20.160
<v Speaker 2>has another question. If the speed of light is based

0:40:20.160 --> 0:40:22.960
<v Speaker 2>on the theory that light has a finite velocity, how

0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:27.279
<v Speaker 2>would that calculate in a black hole? Joey pauses for

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 2>a moment, but we're decided. As the lid question the

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:34.440
<v Speaker 2>professor can field this one. Jesse is staring at Walter

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:38.040
<v Speaker 2>in shock. Why didn't they just give Walter this job?

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Walter should be mister Aggha.

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Well he will be because he'll you know, he's in

0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:44.719
<v Speaker 1>the he's in the circle now, so he's that job

0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:46.920
<v Speaker 1>will get passed off to him. Eventually, for sure he

0:40:47.480 --> 0:40:52.000
<v Speaker 1>will graduate. Yeah, and then stuff will be like, Dad,

0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 1>hire that guy. Yeah, that works passed down in the

0:40:56.040 --> 0:40:56.840
<v Speaker 1>line of nepotism.

0:40:56.920 --> 0:40:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:40:57.160 --> 0:40:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:40:58.560 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Uh so. Jesse walks up to Wallter declaring, I'm going

0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:03.040
<v Speaker 2>to tell you the same thing my father told me

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:06.359
<v Speaker 2>when I was young. Look it up, and Joey nods, well,

0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:10.919
<v Speaker 2>well put professor. Then mister Egghead tells the kids it's

0:41:10.920 --> 0:41:14.680
<v Speaker 2>time for him to pick one special junior Egghead to

0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 2>help him with an experiment about energy. The students all

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:22.800
<v Speaker 2>shoot up their hands, shouting me, me, me. Joey points

0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:27.080
<v Speaker 2>to Stephanie. Here's a pretty young ahead knocking once again.

0:41:27.280 --> 0:41:30.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I was surprised. I was like, wait,

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 1>don't it's so obvious. It's so obvious. But you know,

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 1>the storyline has to work again. Walter pipes up. He does.

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Walter shoots out of his seat once more and shouts,

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:43.920
<v Speaker 2>they live in the same house.

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:49.320
<v Speaker 1>This is a fix it is, Walter, You're right, Walter's

0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 1>telling the truth. Walter's telling the truth. He's like, wait

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:55.359
<v Speaker 1>a minute, this feels this feels like they're in on it.

0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:58.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's clearly the smartest person in this entire room,

0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:01.919
<v Speaker 2>maybe in all the San Frances go right. She gets

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:03.359
<v Speaker 2>the entire class to chant with.

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:07.319
<v Speaker 1>Him, Fix fix fixits. I just love this.

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:12.319
<v Speaker 2>Joey asks his junior egghead to introduce herself. She excitedly

0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 2>tells everyone, I'm Stephanie Judith Danner, and I'm very excited

0:42:16.840 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 2>to be here. Joey walks her over to a contraption

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:23.760
<v Speaker 2>that will demonstrate how energy works. We see a giant

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:27.480
<v Speaker 2>boxing glove attached to a large spring. When the lever

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:30.480
<v Speaker 2>is pulled, it will release the spring, shooting the boxing

0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:32.960
<v Speaker 2>glove into an inflatable Clown's.

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Face feels a little violent. I'm not sure how this

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:40.800
<v Speaker 1>demonstrates energy, but okay, like, well, big doesn't really demonstrate energy.

0:42:40.800 --> 0:42:46.239
<v Speaker 1>It demonstrates like stored energy turning into kinetic energy. But well,

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:47.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if that's a very way to say.

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Somebody's gonna be like, that'scientist. Try but yeah, but but

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I can think of a bunch of ways to show

0:42:57.800 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 1>energy that don't involve this. But this was this was

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:03.719
<v Speaker 1>what they had.

0:43:04.239 --> 0:43:05.879
<v Speaker 2>They had to just get into the to the back

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:07.239
<v Speaker 2>of the back prop room and.

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:08.239
<v Speaker 1>Just like, what do we have?

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:09.680
<v Speaker 2>What can we put together in an hour?

0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Right? Very true?

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:15.399
<v Speaker 2>So Joey tells his lovely assistant to pull the lever

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 2>and learn. But when Steph tries to pull the lever,

0:43:18.280 --> 0:43:21.880
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't it doesn't budge. She tells him it's stuck.

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Mister Egghead tries to play it cool, but the students

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 2>aren't buying it. Walter stands and shouts this never happened

0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:33.680
<v Speaker 2>to the real mister Egghead, and the professor tells Walter

0:43:33.800 --> 0:43:39.600
<v Speaker 2>to take a journey to the exit. Stephanie assures mister

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Egghead that she can cover for him. She tells the

0:43:42.440 --> 0:43:44.960
<v Speaker 2>professor to play tomorrow, and she begins to sing the

0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:46.720
<v Speaker 2>classic Annie tune.

0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:50.399
<v Speaker 1>Like, uh, ethel merman, that was I believe the note

0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 1>that I was given so really ethel Mrman, Yeah, how funny,

0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 1>That's what I had on that tomorrow. I mean it's

0:43:57.680 --> 0:44:00.680
<v Speaker 1>also sort of part of that song. It's a very

0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>big Broadway song.

0:44:02.040 --> 0:44:03.960
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, yeah, well and you said.

0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:06.839
<v Speaker 1>Definitely hello Vibrato extra vibradroo in there.

0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:10.880
<v Speaker 2>You did it was fantastic. And you you sang this

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:13.880
<v Speaker 2>song in the Star Search episode two backstage, so this

0:44:14.000 --> 0:44:15.240
<v Speaker 2>must have been It's a.

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Cheap, a cheap song to go to U scene stealing song,

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:25.080
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. It's like it pulls attention,

0:44:25.360 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 1>it's it stalls for time. Yeah, it's big. It's distracting. Yeah,

0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:32.880
<v Speaker 1>it can. It can be useful for a multitude of reasons.

0:44:34.200 --> 0:44:36.680
<v Speaker 2>So Stephanie is standing directly in front of the boxing

0:44:36.680 --> 0:44:40.799
<v Speaker 2>glove as Joey tries to make the contraption work. He

0:44:40.920 --> 0:44:44.120
<v Speaker 2>pounds on the box and the glove flies towards Stephanie,

0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:48.120
<v Speaker 2>knocking her to the ground. Joey and Jesse quickly rushed

0:44:48.160 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 2>to her aid. Stephanie's eyes are crossed and she looks

0:44:51.200 --> 0:44:54.279
<v Speaker 2>very disoriented. Jesse taps her face and tells her to

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:59.560
<v Speaker 2>say something, and she musters out a how rude, okay,

0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:01.520
<v Speaker 2>tell me thing? How did this work? Like?

0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:04.840
<v Speaker 1>What? What's the movie magic here? Well, so if you

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:07.920
<v Speaker 1>look you can see me. Like there was a spot

0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 1>on the floor that I knew. I had to like

0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:12.560
<v Speaker 1>stand clear up, you know what I mean. Like I

0:45:12.600 --> 0:45:15.400
<v Speaker 1>got to be on the left side of it so

0:45:15.440 --> 0:45:17.480
<v Speaker 1>that I was far enough away from like the the

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:20.279
<v Speaker 1>boxing love thing. And also it was a matter of

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:23.040
<v Speaker 1>that was never actually coming towards my face. I was

0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:26.600
<v Speaker 1>slightly behind it, but because of the angle of the cameras,

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:29.360
<v Speaker 1>it looks like I'm standing right at the end of it.

0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:31.600
<v Speaker 1>But really it just kind of passes in front of

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:34.440
<v Speaker 1>my face. Oh so made contact?

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:37.279
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it never made contact. I was worried

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:40.759
<v Speaker 2>because you that fall was very authentic. I thought, oh my.

0:45:40.760 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Gosh, well that really get hit well falling down is

0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 1>uh second nature? First nature? Really walking with no partne required? Yeah,

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:50.680
<v Speaker 1>actually required. They were like fall down. I was like,

0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I just did so that wasn't Yeah, that wasn't the

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:57.200
<v Speaker 1>hard part. But I half expected to see like little

0:45:57.239 --> 0:46:00.120
<v Speaker 1>birds and stars going around. I had like Roger a

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:06.439
<v Speaker 1>rabbit with the amount of googly eyed, cross eyed had

0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:09.040
<v Speaker 1>wobbliness that I managed to pull off.

0:46:09.320 --> 0:46:12.800
<v Speaker 2>The crossing of the eyes was impressive. I was like, wow,

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 2>she really she really went for it and sold this bit.

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:18.480
<v Speaker 2>It was like, you said, you're an expert at falling

0:46:18.760 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 2>and getting injured.

0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:21.799
<v Speaker 1>So falling down. Yeah, I was like, oh, I know

0:46:21.840 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 1>how to do this. Yeah, but now I do remember that,

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 1>and yeah I remember you know, the how rude And

0:46:29.520 --> 0:46:34.919
<v Speaker 1>I remember thinking that when I said it that way,

0:46:35.400 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 1>it was like the the tea the mouse that's in

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:44.239
<v Speaker 1>the teapot in Alice in Wonderland. Oh okay, it's a

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:47.359
<v Speaker 1>very obscure reference. But he said, he's like this weird

0:46:47.360 --> 0:46:49.799
<v Speaker 1>little drunk and at one point he like bumps his

0:46:49.800 --> 0:46:53.239
<v Speaker 1>head or he's like and that was kind of what

0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I remembered thinking, like to do with my voice? Oh okay,

0:46:57.040 --> 0:47:01.360
<v Speaker 1>So that was made her muse. Yeah, I was like, okay,

0:47:01.440 --> 0:47:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I know, like a silly sort of sing songing as

0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 1>to the voice.

0:47:05.440 --> 0:47:08.680
<v Speaker 2>That is a great reference for an eight year old, like, yeah,

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 2>who else are you gonna get inspiration from?

0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So Disney cartoons. Yeah, exactly, well done.

0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:17.000
<v Speaker 2>This was a great bit. He pulled it off.

0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Great.

0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:20.760
<v Speaker 2>I was convinced for a minute that you were actually injured, which.

0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:23.439
<v Speaker 1>Maybe you were, like you just you never know. Although

0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:26.279
<v Speaker 1>he would have picked I bet he wished he would

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:32.279
<v Speaker 1>have picked Walter oh yeah, yeah. Well, although to know

0:47:32.920 --> 0:47:36.759
<v Speaker 1>later about Walter maybe getting punched in the face isn't great. Huh.

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Isn't he the kid that wants up getting abused? Or

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:44.840
<v Speaker 1>is that enough? That's that's Charles Charles. Oh, that's Charles Charles.

0:47:45.320 --> 0:47:46.960
<v Speaker 2>This is what we do. We mix, We mix and

0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 2>match storylines. This is it all blends together in our mind.

0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:51.640
<v Speaker 2>But we'll get there.

0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:52.240
<v Speaker 1>We'll get there.

0:47:52.800 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 2>So next, in the living room, Joey is pacing the

0:47:55.239 --> 0:47:58.799
<v Speaker 2>room while Michelle follows behind him, mimicking his steps. He

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 2>wishes aloud that stuff would come back from the doctor soon.

0:48:02.360 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Michelle asks is she getting a lollipop? And Joey admits

0:48:05.719 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 2>she's going to get anything she wants. Just then, Jesse

0:48:09.680 --> 0:48:13.400
<v Speaker 2>walks inside. Joey nervously rattles off questions, how is she?

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:14.879
<v Speaker 1>Where is she? Is she all right?

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Jesse tells him to calm down, insisting that Stephanie is

0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:22.800
<v Speaker 2>all right. Then steph makes her grand entrance into the house.

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:27.359
<v Speaker 2>And there's a big cast covering her nose. Okay, how

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 2>did they how did this feel? Did you hate it?

0:48:30.239 --> 0:48:31.439
<v Speaker 1>Did was it just like? Oh?

0:48:31.480 --> 0:48:31.680
<v Speaker 2>It was?

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:34.560
<v Speaker 1>They're just like a little like it's basically just like

0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:36.399
<v Speaker 1>a little metal thing like you'd put on your finger.

0:48:36.440 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like a little splint. And then they just used

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:39.759
<v Speaker 1>like medical tape to tape put on there. Yeah it

0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:41.880
<v Speaker 1>was not oh okay, so it was it uncomfortable or

0:48:42.000 --> 0:48:45.799
<v Speaker 1>no okay? Well, although, uh, I do remember when when

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:51.120
<v Speaker 1>be broke her nose last year. Uh, they don't actually

0:48:51.200 --> 0:48:53.560
<v Speaker 1>put those little well not every time, I guess, but

0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:55.440
<v Speaker 1>they don't put those little splints on. I was like,

0:48:55.440 --> 0:48:56.640
<v Speaker 1>can we get a nose splint? They were like, no,

0:48:56.680 --> 0:48:58.879
<v Speaker 1>we actually don't put those on. So really they did

0:48:58.920 --> 0:48:59.239
<v Speaker 1>back then.

0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:02.880
<v Speaker 2>They just let it heal on its own. There's no nothing,

0:49:02.960 --> 0:49:04.440
<v Speaker 2>no tape, no splints, nothing.

0:49:04.520 --> 0:49:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Yeah, well you're like, excuse me. I did an

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:11.160
<v Speaker 1>episode about this thirty nine hours and that's not how

0:49:11.160 --> 0:49:11.520
<v Speaker 1>we did it.

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're stuck in the nineties. So Joey and Michelle's

0:49:17.360 --> 0:49:21.040
<v Speaker 2>jaws fly open at the sight of this. Stephanie tells

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Joey not to worry, it's just a little broken nose.

0:49:24.400 --> 0:49:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Jesse tells them that the splint should be off in

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:29.800
<v Speaker 2>a week and then she'll be good as new. Joey

0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:32.880
<v Speaker 2>tells steph that he is so sorry he bought her

0:49:32.920 --> 0:49:35.160
<v Speaker 2>some things and proceeds to dump out a huge bag

0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 2>filled with stuffed animals and toys. She thanks him for

0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:40.920
<v Speaker 2>the gesture, knowing he didn't mean to break her nose.

0:49:41.760 --> 0:49:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Michelle hears this and scolds her, uncle, you broke Stephanie's nose.

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Go to your room. Joey's size. You're right, I've been bad,

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:52.440
<v Speaker 2>and he begins to follow her orders.

0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:57.400
<v Speaker 1>The instant shane that this family feels yeah, no, it's

0:49:57.440 --> 0:50:01.319
<v Speaker 1>it's effective deeply internally, the emotions l yeah, you're right,

0:50:01.440 --> 0:50:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I've been bad.

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, So Jesse has to run after him, reminding him

0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:09.200
<v Speaker 2>that Michelle is only three years old and has no

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 2>authority over him. Michelle hops down from her chair and

0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:15.480
<v Speaker 2>tells Stephanie, I'll take a picture.

0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Say cheese.

0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:19.880
<v Speaker 2>She points the polaroid at steph and that's when the

0:50:19.920 --> 0:50:25.800
<v Speaker 2>realization hits Tomorrow is class picture day. She sighs, why

0:50:25.920 --> 0:50:29.680
<v Speaker 2>me and runs upstairs. Michelle calls after her, telling her

0:50:29.719 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 2>she forgot the presence. Stephanie is dejected, and she admits

0:50:33.160 --> 0:50:35.799
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't even want them. Michelle smiles and walks over

0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:38.600
<v Speaker 2>to the goodies. Ooh, happy birthday to me.

0:50:40.040 --> 0:50:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Right, She's like, I see an opportunity because no one's

0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:46.719
<v Speaker 1>you're watching me, so myself. Yeah, I feel like Steph

0:50:46.800 --> 0:50:48.920
<v Speaker 1>would have had some black eyes. That would have been

0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:51.240
<v Speaker 1>the thing that because when you break your nose, that's

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:55.120
<v Speaker 1>get those the bruising underneath, that's it's the bruising. Yeah,

0:50:55.120 --> 0:50:56.919
<v Speaker 1>they should have. Maybe it wasn't in the budget to

0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 1>add that to the Well, I'm sure that would have

0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:00.359
<v Speaker 1>looked too much, you know what I mean, that would

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:03.080
<v Speaker 1>have looked again, it's that thing where it's like, well wait, pain,

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:05.719
<v Speaker 1>but not mind line real pain. Yeah right, we don't

0:51:05.719 --> 0:51:07.719
<v Speaker 1>want to get two black eyes on a little kidder.

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe a little too much, that could be

0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 1>that would have I feel like that would have been

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:13.600
<v Speaker 1>the thing that would have shown up in the pictures.

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh yeah, Well this is a rite of passage.

0:51:16.760 --> 0:51:18.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know about your kids, but Tate

0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:21.879
<v Speaker 2>had would always, without fail, get an injury, a head

0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 2>laceration the night before school pictures, Like it's either the

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:28.360
<v Speaker 2>scratch on his face from the soccer ball, the staples

0:51:28.360 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 2>in the head from when he jumped off the couch

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:33.480
<v Speaker 2>and hit the coffee table, without fail, the night before

0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:38.920
<v Speaker 2>school pictures fifth grade, and I'm like, why why go

0:51:39.080 --> 0:51:40.080
<v Speaker 2>tim that?

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:43.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't notice that with mine, But I do remember

0:51:43.280 --> 0:51:45.520
<v Speaker 1>one year, I think it was Zoe's second grade year,

0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 1>and she had these clip on like dress up princess

0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:54.239
<v Speaker 1>earrings that were bell from Beauty and the Beast, but

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:56.400
<v Speaker 1>they were like chandelier ear you know. They were like

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.880
<v Speaker 1>that you'd wear with a princess costume. Oh yeah, And

0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:05.960
<v Speaker 1>apparently she wanted to wear those in her school picture,

0:52:06.600 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 1>and so she took them from home and put them

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:13.719
<v Speaker 1>in her backpack and at picture time clip those bad

0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:17.560
<v Speaker 1>boys on and took her picture, and so he got

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:20.080
<v Speaker 1>the picture back she is smiling the biggest smile with

0:52:20.120 --> 0:52:25.360
<v Speaker 1>these gigantic ear rings on, and just so proud of herself.

0:52:25.520 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 1>Dad was like, what were Why'd you let her take those?

0:52:27.800 --> 0:52:30.360
<v Speaker 1>I said, I didn't even know she had them. She

0:52:30.480 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, I wanted to wear the earrings, and if

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I remember right, I think they like they they had said,

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:39.200
<v Speaker 1>like or she went back to take the picture with

0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:41.000
<v Speaker 1>them on, because the first one she didn't have them,

0:52:41.000 --> 0:52:42.640
<v Speaker 1>and I think she asked him to have her picture

0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:45.760
<v Speaker 1>retaken something like that. But yeah, I have it somewhere

0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:47.440
<v Speaker 1>in like one of the frames, you know, all the

0:52:47.480 --> 0:52:50.600
<v Speaker 1>stacks of pictures. Is Zoe in second grade with these

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:54.280
<v Speaker 1>gigantic ear rings on, And I was like, that's amazing,

0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:57.040
<v Speaker 1>as she is so your daughter, Like she's like, I'm

0:52:57.040 --> 0:52:58.359
<v Speaker 1>gonna do it my way, I'm gonna do it right.

0:52:58.520 --> 0:53:01.480
<v Speaker 2>She was permission from adults, like I'm aware of these.

0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you love me? Yeah? It was great And

0:53:03.719 --> 0:53:05.279
<v Speaker 1>she and I was my favorite school photo.

0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love that kid. So in the kitchen, Joey

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:13.600
<v Speaker 2>is stressed out. How is he supposed to tell Danny

0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:17.080
<v Speaker 2>what he has done? Jesse reminds him it was an accident.

0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:21.279
<v Speaker 2>Plus Danny is his best friend, he'll understand. Joey gives

0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Jesse a scenario. If your best friend broke your daughter's nose,

0:53:24.680 --> 0:53:27.839
<v Speaker 2>what would you do, And, without hesitation, Jesse responds, I'd

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:30.200
<v Speaker 2>kill him. I mean, yeah, if he punched her in

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 2>the face. But like an accident, it was one hundred

0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:34.800
<v Speaker 2>percent accident.

0:53:34.840 --> 0:53:35.680
<v Speaker 1>This was this.

0:53:36.440 --> 0:53:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Jesse's just laying on the guilt. This is payback for

0:53:38.480 --> 0:53:39.719
<v Speaker 2>the gas lighting that happened to.

0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 1>That's what this is. Actually. Just then Danny and DJ

0:53:45.280 --> 0:53:48.439
<v Speaker 1>walk in through the back door. I was surprised DJ

0:53:48.520 --> 0:53:52.319
<v Speaker 1>could get in with those shoulder pats. She had to

0:53:52.360 --> 0:53:56.120
<v Speaker 1>turn slightly. Shoulder pads aren't going away. No, it's like,

0:53:56.200 --> 0:53:59.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, they're building on top of each other, layered.

0:54:00.880 --> 0:54:02.760
<v Speaker 1>The shoulder pads are going to get a cast credit

0:54:02.880 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 1>by next season because they are for sure. Apparently they

0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:06.600
<v Speaker 1>get their own infro.

0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:12.839
<v Speaker 2>DJ excitedly greets Joey and asks how the show went.

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:16.120
<v Speaker 2>He tries to change the subject, so instead he asks

0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:19.360
<v Speaker 2>about their day in court. Danny tells them that while

0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:22.120
<v Speaker 2>he was pleading his case, his meter ran out and

0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:24.760
<v Speaker 2>they towed his car, so it cost him one hundred

0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 2>dollars to beat out a thirty dollars ticket.

0:54:28.200 --> 0:54:32.439
<v Speaker 1>Woh wow, back in the days of thirty dollars tickets, right,

0:54:32.680 --> 0:54:36.239
<v Speaker 1>who even parking tickets like eighty five at this point? Yeah, yeah,

0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:38.560
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, it ain't cheap. No.

0:54:39.320 --> 0:54:41.840
<v Speaker 2>DJ is certain that they can fight this. She asks

0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 2>him to set up the court date a week from Thursday.

0:54:44.120 --> 0:54:46.200
<v Speaker 2>She has a killer biology test that day.

0:54:46.600 --> 0:54:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, because the courts also work around the Tanner family,

0:54:50.800 --> 0:54:52.440
<v Speaker 1>they can get whatever date they need. Well, I mean

0:54:52.440 --> 0:54:53.799
<v Speaker 1>it was the next day. They were like, we need

0:54:53.840 --> 0:54:55.359
<v Speaker 1>to get into court tomorrow, and they were like, sure,

0:54:55.440 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 1>go for it. Absolutely, They'll hold on mister Tanner family

0:54:59.200 --> 0:55:04.600
<v Speaker 1>has sam for Cisco. It's impressive. It's really it's really impressive.

0:55:06.120 --> 0:55:09.399
<v Speaker 2>But doesn't like DJ's mentioned this twice now, But don't

0:55:09.400 --> 0:55:10.839
<v Speaker 2>you just have to take the test the next time

0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:11.520
<v Speaker 2>you come back to school.

0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:13.240
<v Speaker 1>It's not like you get out of the test completely.

0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:15.520
<v Speaker 2>So she just keeps putting it off. She eventually she's

0:55:15.520 --> 0:55:16.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna have to take that test.

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:19.120
<v Speaker 1>She is, but she's gonna have all of the answers

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:23.160
<v Speaker 1>stored in her shoulder pats so she can just sort

0:55:23.160 --> 0:55:25.560
<v Speaker 1>of look to the left or the right and read

0:55:26.160 --> 0:55:29.080
<v Speaker 1>on the inside what the answers are. It's a whole

0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:32.359
<v Speaker 1>long test too, it's giant, but there's plenty of room

0:55:32.480 --> 0:55:35.480
<v Speaker 1>so it's fine. Like cliff Notes, the shoulder pad edition,

0:55:35.520 --> 0:55:37.560
<v Speaker 1>the shoulder Yeah, yeah, you just what they actually are,

0:55:37.600 --> 0:55:40.560
<v Speaker 1>cliff Notes books just shoved in there. And then she

0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:45.239
<v Speaker 1>just kind of glances at him. You know this is brilliant, Yeah,

0:55:45.560 --> 0:55:49.080
<v Speaker 1>no questions asked, brilliant. Yeah.

0:55:49.160 --> 0:55:52.680
<v Speaker 2>So Danny asks the guys how the show went, and

0:55:52.800 --> 0:55:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Joey admits I was booed off the stage and fired

0:55:55.719 --> 0:55:59.880
<v Speaker 2>say yeah, and he tries to walk away. Danny is

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:02.359
<v Speaker 2>prized to hear that he was fired, like really didn't

0:56:02.360 --> 0:56:04.600
<v Speaker 2>even have the job, like he just was he.

0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:06.640
<v Speaker 1>Was surprising here. He was fired because Danny set this

0:56:06.719 --> 0:56:09.040
<v Speaker 1>all up and paid some guy extra to, you know,

0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:11.560
<v Speaker 1>take Joey off his hands again the show. And now

0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:13.600
<v Speaker 1>he's like, wow, all that and you were fired And

0:56:13.640 --> 0:56:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I thought my money a little a little further than that. Yeah, right,

0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Danny's disappointed.

0:56:17.200 --> 0:56:18.680
<v Speaker 2>He's, whoa, I don't have as much pull in this

0:56:18.760 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 2>sushion as I thought. Yeah, Danny says he was sure

0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:24.879
<v Speaker 2>that Joey would be a hit, and Jesse admits, well,

0:56:24.920 --> 0:56:28.640
<v Speaker 2>there was a hit involved. Joey tries to find the

0:56:28.719 --> 0:56:31.640
<v Speaker 2>right words to explain, but Michelle walks in and breaks

0:56:31.680 --> 0:56:36.360
<v Speaker 2>the news for him. Joey broke Stephanie's nose. Danny's eyes

0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:40.120
<v Speaker 2>widen and he shouts, you broke Stephanie's nose, and he

0:56:40.160 --> 0:56:44.520
<v Speaker 2>runs upstairs without another word. Michelle wags her finger at

0:56:44.640 --> 0:56:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Joey and says, you better go to your room, and

0:56:46.960 --> 0:56:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Joey nods and dismisses himself. Michelle's running the house, and

0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Michelle is parenting, and she's running the household.

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Now, oh some days, I don't know how the Tanners

0:56:57.200 --> 0:56:57.560
<v Speaker 1>made it.

0:56:59.400 --> 0:57:03.480
<v Speaker 2>There's survival instincts. It's been really strong because yeah, great.

0:57:04.120 --> 0:57:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Not announcer communication, you know what I mean, Like nobody

0:57:07.360 --> 0:57:11.160
<v Speaker 1>like you broke her nose with a tube for what?

0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:13.759
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I mean it's just the leaps.

0:57:13.440 --> 0:57:17.760
<v Speaker 2>To yeah, leaping to conclusions, lack of communication, no boundaries

0:57:17.840 --> 0:57:18.520
<v Speaker 2>like this South.

0:57:19.080 --> 0:57:25.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that's the necessary ingredients for a sitcom. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,

0:57:25.200 --> 0:57:25.720
<v Speaker 1>I get it.

0:57:26.120 --> 0:57:36.160
<v Speaker 2>This is this is how it goes. So in the

0:57:36.160 --> 0:57:39.520
<v Speaker 2>girls room, Steph is pacing as she tells DJ, there's

0:57:39.640 --> 0:57:41.960
<v Speaker 2>no way I'm going to school tomorrow for picture day.

0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Last year, I was sneeze Burger. This year, I'll be

0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:48.439
<v Speaker 2>robo nos. DJ reminds her that their dad won't let

0:57:48.480 --> 0:57:53.200
<v Speaker 2>her miss school. Stephanie nods in agreement. Then she suggests,

0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:54.920
<v Speaker 2>what if I don't ask him?

0:57:55.520 --> 0:57:57.480
<v Speaker 1>This is Steph, This is Steph.

0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 2>If I just do it, yeah, that's no. But nobody

0:58:02.360 --> 0:58:06.160
<v Speaker 2>asked me, right. Danny frantically runs into the room to

0:58:06.240 --> 0:58:09.040
<v Speaker 2>check on Steph. He asks if she's okay, and she

0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:12.200
<v Speaker 2>says she's fine. Danny wonders, is there anything you need?

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Steph thinks for a moment before suggesting, I've always wanted

0:58:15.760 --> 0:58:20.360
<v Speaker 2>a big screen TV. Well played Steph well played lead

0:58:20.440 --> 0:58:21.360
<v Speaker 2>into that, Joe.

0:58:21.440 --> 0:58:23.919
<v Speaker 1>She asks Joey for that. Yeah, she would have gotten

0:58:23.920 --> 0:58:27.920
<v Speaker 1>the big screen instantly, instantly. So.

0:58:28.000 --> 0:58:31.120
<v Speaker 2>The next day, Stephanie is sneaking up the stairs wearing

0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:35.120
<v Speaker 2>her backpack and school outfit and slides into her room undetected.

0:58:35.560 --> 0:58:38.240
<v Speaker 2>She closes the door and lets out a heavy sigh.

0:58:38.480 --> 0:58:41.360
<v Speaker 2>She turns around and sees Michelle digging through her toy box.

0:58:41.880 --> 0:58:44.760
<v Speaker 2>She asks her what are you doing here? And Michelle counters,

0:58:44.800 --> 0:58:45.960
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing here?

0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Stuff? I'm just having my usual unsupervised morning. Why are

0:58:49.960 --> 0:58:53.720
<v Speaker 1>you interrupting? This is a part of Michelle's Day's right

0:58:54.760 --> 0:58:57.880
<v Speaker 1>there stealing things from everyone's room because no one's watching me, Like,

0:58:58.000 --> 0:58:58.919
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing here?

0:59:01.160 --> 0:59:02.640
<v Speaker 2>There's no need for adults in this house.

0:59:02.680 --> 0:59:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Michelle's got it. She's not covered, you know.

0:59:04.720 --> 0:59:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie asks Michelle if she sneaks into their room every

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:11.120
<v Speaker 2>day after she leaves for school, and Michelle nods every day.

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:59:12.120 --> 0:59:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Steph tells Michelle that she's ditching school because she can't

0:59:14.880 --> 0:59:18.040
<v Speaker 2>take her class picture with the giant splint on her nose.

0:59:18.560 --> 0:59:21.200
<v Speaker 2>She makes Michelle pinky swear not to tell anyone that

0:59:21.280 --> 0:59:23.920
<v Speaker 2>she's here. Then she asks Michelle for a favor.

0:59:24.160 --> 0:59:26.280
<v Speaker 1>She and Michelle would have to see someone in order

0:59:26.280 --> 0:59:27.920
<v Speaker 1>for her to tell someone that they were here, So

0:59:27.960 --> 0:59:28.760
<v Speaker 1>that's not gonna happen.

0:59:28.880 --> 0:59:29.920
<v Speaker 2>This is not a big concern.

0:59:30.040 --> 0:59:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Really, No, she didn't tell i'n't running anybody for like

0:59:33.560 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 1>four or five hours, So it's fine.

0:59:35.080 --> 0:59:36.560
<v Speaker 2>She's she got plenty of time.

0:59:36.680 --> 0:59:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:59:38.520 --> 0:59:40.800
<v Speaker 2>So Steph asks Michelle for a favor. She needs her

0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:43.280
<v Speaker 2>to go downstairs and get her something to eat. She

0:59:43.400 --> 0:59:46.360
<v Speaker 2>coaches her, if anyone asks who the food is for,

0:59:46.600 --> 0:59:49.800
<v Speaker 2>you say nobody. She asks Michelle if she's got it,

0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:51.200
<v Speaker 2>and Michelle gives her a thumbs up.

0:59:51.560 --> 0:59:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Got it, dude.

0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:56.680
<v Speaker 2>So next in the kitchen, we see Michelle has jars

0:59:56.720 --> 0:59:58.840
<v Speaker 2>of peanut butter and jelly propped in front of her

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<v Speaker 2>with two slices of bread. She is grabbing handfuls and

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<v Speaker 2>slathering it on the bread with her bare hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Joey walks in to find Michelle making this mess. She

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<v Speaker 2>licks her hands and declares, hmm, I'm a good cook.

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<v Speaker 2>He reminds her that she just ate breakfast, but Michelle

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<v Speaker 2>insists it's not for her, and Joey asks who it's for.

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<v Speaker 2>And she says nobody. Then she grabs her mess of

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<v Speaker 2>a sandwich and carries it upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>With not an out, no adult going don't do what? Yeah? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Just oh kids? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would they stop her?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? I love it? I love this show. Is this

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<v Speaker 1>the scene?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I have? What's the next one? I know exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>story that you're gonna say?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, okay, well okay bring it up then, because

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm going to You're gonna bring it good, yay.

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<v Speaker 1>Great minds.

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<v Speaker 2>So in the girl's room, Stuff examines this sandwich and

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<v Speaker 2>tells Michelle that it's inside out. Michelle continues to lick

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<v Speaker 2>her peeb and jay hands while reminding her you're supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to say thank you. Joey yells upstairs for Michelle and

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<v Speaker 2>Steph panics. She goes to hide and reminds Michelle that

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<v Speaker 2>she is not here. Joey opens the door just as

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<v Speaker 2>Steff shimmys her way into the closet. He tells Michelle

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<v Speaker 2>she's going to make such a mess up there, and

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle licks her hands and.

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<v Speaker 1>Says, too late. So here I have. This is where

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<v Speaker 1>I have to tell the story about the massy hands. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>tell the story yes, so I believe it was in

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<v Speaker 1>because I seem to remember it happening. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>the scene, so I know it was in the girl's

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<v Speaker 1>room because that was when she had the stuff in

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<v Speaker 1>her hands and she'd made the sandwiches. It was Mary Kate.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd made the sandwiches with the peanut butter and all

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff on her hands, and in the next scene

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<v Speaker 1>they had to put it back on because I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>we weren't shooting in order, or maybe we were in

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<v Speaker 1>that scenario, but they had to put more peanut butter

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<v Speaker 1>and jelly and stuff on her hands. She was over

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<v Speaker 1>it very much done. Did not like her hands messy,

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<v Speaker 1>which I get. I also do not like my hands

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<v Speaker 1>to be messy. And I believe we were getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to shoot and they were like, okay, you got just

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<v Speaker 1>one more time with the you know, we got to

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<v Speaker 1>put more peanut butter on your hands, and I seem

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<v Speaker 1>to remember Mary Kate. She said, if you don't get

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<v Speaker 1>this off of my hands, I'm gonna sing. And you

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<v Speaker 1>started singing because she was like, I'm I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>just want you to wipe my hands, and so Adria

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<v Speaker 1>had to like negotiate quickly with her and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>just just we just need you one more time, one

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<v Speaker 1>more time. We got one more time out of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was but that was it. And and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm now I'm singing. And I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>what she started to sing or if she started to sing,

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<v Speaker 1>but she it was definitely on a gag reel somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a gagril. Hopefully Karen has it. She can

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<v Speaker 1>and she threatens to if you don't wipe my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to thing. It was brilliant and you just

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<v Speaker 1>you can just see how this three year old has

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<v Speaker 1>figured out how she can her crew. She's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do this, and I'm gonna sing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was great, so funny classic. I do remember that

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<v Speaker 1>from from the Blue perm reel, and I swear immediately

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<v Speaker 1>after that her hands were wiped off and everything was funny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yes, it's just one more shot. And she was

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<v Speaker 1>she was a trooper for going through that. I'm gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna see so just then Comet runs into the

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<v Speaker 1>room and makes a bee line to Stephanie, who is

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<v Speaker 1>still hiding in the closet.

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<v Speaker 2>He tries to get the peeb and Jay sandwich, and

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle watches him and says, uh oh. Commet has the

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich in his mouth and runs away with it, and

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle shouts after him, Hey, you doggie, that's for nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>She chases after Comet and Joey lets out a big sigh.

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<v Speaker 2>He walks over to the closet and opens the door,

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<v Speaker 2>staring at Stephanie. She tries to play it cool. Oh, hi, Joey,

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<v Speaker 2>I was just testing my new glow in the dark

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<v Speaker 2>shoelaces and think, Yeah, she's quick, quick on her feet.

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<v Speaker 1>But Joey asks, why aren't you at school?

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie beggs, Please don't make me go to school like this.

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<v Speaker 2>You already broke my nose on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're gonna make me be teased for a whole year.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I ever do to you? All I did

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<v Speaker 1>was love you? Well, she learned that manipulation strong right

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<v Speaker 1>from Joey. She's like, oh, you're bringing dogs and cats

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<v Speaker 1>into this. What did I ever do to you? Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you love me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>She just said, tables have turned the family just learns

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<v Speaker 2>from each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yes, it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>This is probably where Mary Kate picked it up from

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, okay, actually, how it's Jolly breaks down, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you never have to go to school again, and he

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<v Speaker 2>gives her a big hug. But while they're embracing, Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>walks in and he asks Stephanie, what are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie adults, who took me to school? Well? I probably,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I obviously I walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, take the bush or an elephant, multiple modes of transfer.

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<v Speaker 2>So Stephanie enthusiastically states. Joey says, I never have to

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<v Speaker 2>go to school again. Joey tries to explain that she's

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<v Speaker 2>way too embarrassed to get her picture taken like this.

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<v Speaker 2>They can write her a little note and Danny will

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<v Speaker 2>never know, and Stuff's like, hey works for me. Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>pulls stuff aside, reminding her that she's only in the

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<v Speaker 2>second grade once, hopefully, and a class picture is something

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<v Speaker 2>that you can treasure forever. If she misses the picture,

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<v Speaker 2>she may regret it for the rest of her life.

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<v Speaker 2>Steph nods, but she decides, well, she's willing to take

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<v Speaker 2>that chance. Jesse decides to put it another way, She's

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<v Speaker 2>going to school. Steph tries to protest, but he is

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<v Speaker 2>not listening. He makes her going downstairs and wait for him.

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<v Speaker 2>She obliges, but before she walks out, she says, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna smile. Joey's bent out of shape over this,

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<v Speaker 2>telling Jesse this is all his fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse, yes it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Joey sarcastically thanks him for the pep talk, and Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>tells him to grow up. Feeling guilty won't help anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Joey sighs, great, now I feel guilty about feeling guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a bad boy. But he needs Michelle to punish him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Jesse say, snap out of it, emphasizing that Joey

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<v Speaker 2>is a comedian. He's supposed to make people laugh at

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<v Speaker 2>their troubles. He tells Joey that there's a little girl

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<v Speaker 2>downstairs that could use a laugh. So will he help

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<v Speaker 2>her or will he stay in this room and wallow

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<v Speaker 2>in self pity. Joey asks for just one more wallow

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<v Speaker 2>and falls onto Steph's bed in defeat.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you need a good wallow? Yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>So Next, at the elementary school, Jesse is walking Stephanie

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<v Speaker 2>to her classroom and someone opens the door right when

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<v Speaker 2>they arrive. Joey steps out into the hall, telling them

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<v Speaker 2>he was waiting for Steph. How what did he operate?

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<v Speaker 1>How did he get there first?

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<v Speaker 2>Last we saw he's wallowing in your bed. Right now

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<v Speaker 2>he's like set up a whole bit into the classroom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Jesse's probably got into how many accidents on the

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<v Speaker 2>way to.

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<v Speaker 1>School.

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<v Speaker 2>So je Joey just is a better driver, uh so,

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<v Speaker 2>he tells her. He tells her that everyone is ready

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<v Speaker 2>to take the class picture, and Stephanie groans, do I

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<v Speaker 2>have to? I'm gonna look so silly. Joey assures her

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<v Speaker 2>that she is not going to look any sillier than

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the class. Steph hangs her head and

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<v Speaker 2>trudges into the room. Her classmates greet her, and to

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<v Speaker 2>her surprise, they're all wearing Groucho Marks glasses with the

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<v Speaker 2>hairy eyebrows, the big nose, and the fuzzy mustache. Steph grins,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, this is great. Joey tells her that he

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<v Speaker 2>has a pair for her too. She gives him a

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<v Speaker 2>kiss on the cheek, saying thanks, mister egghead, and then

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<v Speaker 2>she gives Jesse a kiss on the cheek, saying thanks. Professor.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse tells Joey, this is one of the stupidest ideas

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Had and one of the best. Good job.

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<v Speaker 2>The teacher, who's also wearing the funny glasses, counts everyone

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<v Speaker 2>in for the picture one, two, three, smile. Then she

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<v Speaker 2>asks them to take one without the glasses. Everyone takes

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<v Speaker 2>theirs off, but Steph is hesitant. She looks to Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>and Joey for guidance and they nod, signaling that it

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<v Speaker 2>will be okay. Steph shrugs, yeah, what the heck. She

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<v Speaker 2>takes off the glasses and Joey puts a pair on.

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<v Speaker 2>He talks in a groucho voice and tells the class

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<v Speaker 2>everyone say the secret word, and of course that word

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<v Speaker 2>would be cheese. They all grin at the camera and

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<v Speaker 2>shout geeze, and that is our show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our show. It was a very cute ending, very

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<v Speaker 1>cute endings. I mean, I'm so glad that Joey keeps

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<v Speaker 1>large amounts of Groucho marks glasses at the ready. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a stash of him back. Well, yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>joke shops not open that early in the morning. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to have those things ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he had thirty pair just right there at the ready. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was great, but those actually was. I loved this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very cute and it was a sweet story

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<v Speaker 1>between Joey and Staph, And yeah, I loved doing this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus I got to do some fun, silly, physical comedy

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, oh it had everything. It had. It had comedy,

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<v Speaker 1>it had heart, and it had Walter. It had Walter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, and I really loved this Joey's storyline. I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't loved some of his previous storylines, but he does

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<v Speaker 2>best when he's finding creative ways to help the girls. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>like the he helps stuff with the Honeybee Sleepier coming

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<v Speaker 2>up in a while. The dating storylines don't work for

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<v Speaker 2>me with Joey. I think that there's no heart, there's

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<v Speaker 2>not enough comedy right in those storylines. But this is

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<v Speaker 2>where he shines. And he's parenting the girls like le

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<v Speaker 2>Me was parenting DJ when and made or miss the

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<v Speaker 2>Karate Championship and Joey gets tough. Yeah, so this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is where he shines the best.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, and it's I like watching kind of

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<v Speaker 1>all the guys like take turns, figuring it out, you

1:10:01.920 --> 1:10:04.240
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. They all have their moments of strength,

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<v Speaker 1>their areas there, you know, whatever situation they might be in,

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<v Speaker 1>like one of them is usually handling it better than

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<v Speaker 1>the others. And you know, it's just it's neat to

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<v Speaker 1>like watch the guys kind of try and figure it

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<v Speaker 1>out together because sometimes it just depends on what happened

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<v Speaker 1>and they you know what I mean, Like one week

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, no, I you know, this is Michelle's baby,

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<v Speaker 1>or or like you know what I mean, Michelle's the baby,

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<v Speaker 1>she can't do it whatever, right, And then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the next week it'll be the next one. And I

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<v Speaker 1>just like that because it is kind of true how

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<v Speaker 1>it is as a parent, Like yeah, sometimes shine and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I'm doing great, and then sometimes you're like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>my baby, I'll do anything. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's very well balanced in that. Yeah, there's not

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<v Speaker 2>just one no at all and one do fiss. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>well they ebb and flow, and that's that's very real life,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's it's wonderful to see the flaws and the

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<v Speaker 2>successes of these characters.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean so many successes though, just TV shows

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<v Speaker 1>being handed out left and right, right, everybody like, oh

1:11:01.200 --> 1:11:04.719
<v Speaker 1>you get a show show, right, everyone gets a show

1:11:04.800 --> 1:11:09.560
<v Speaker 1>and a jingle and a band and a yeah I

1:11:09.680 --> 1:11:12.240
<v Speaker 1>love this family, love it so much success. Did you

1:11:12.360 --> 1:11:15.960
<v Speaker 1>have everywhere? He looks, Yeah, great.

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<v Speaker 2>Minds, I do I have one?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, I have okay this.

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<v Speaker 2>In one of the first scenes, John is wearing that

1:11:23.600 --> 1:11:27.679
<v Speaker 2>mustard yellow shirt and black That is the exact same

1:11:27.720 --> 1:11:31.000
<v Speaker 2>shirt he wore in the last episode for thirteen Candles.

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<v Speaker 2>I went back and watched the exact same shirt, not

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<v Speaker 2>just same colors, same shirt, Like, come on, come on, wardrobe, like,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you have? You didn't have any other shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, just love it. That makes me feel like we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't shoot that in order or something, or maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean that like, because typically wardrobe wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't do that, right. That seems like a big oversight.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, did John, And I feel like maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it was shot out of order?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know either, but yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I saw that shirt and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've seen that shirt, but I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was that Candace had been wearing it at one

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<v Speaker 1>point because DJ also has very similar shirts, the mustard yellow, black. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very popular. Did you see his furry boots. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it weighed like leopard patterned boots.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, so the budget was spent on the boots.

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<v Speaker 1>They had to read we've seen the boots before. The

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<v Speaker 1>boots are also a repeat customer, but they Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was the full look, very nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just jarring because you don't see that in TV

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<v Speaker 2>shows anymore.

1:12:30.400 --> 1:12:33.479
<v Speaker 1>Like five seasons a fuller. We never repeated an outfit once,

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<v Speaker 1>so right, no, not anymore. Yeah, you used to, it

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<v Speaker 1>used to be, you know. But the Tanners, well they've

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they've just everyone's got a TV show, so

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<v Speaker 1>they can just buy new clothes. They don't ever have

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<v Speaker 1>to wear the same thing twice. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>hand me downs nothing, not even with three girls. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just all original clothes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you all everywhere? I did? I hadn't everywhere. You

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<v Speaker 1>look in the scene with all the kids in the

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<v Speaker 1>Mister egg Head set and the girl who is sitting

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<v Speaker 1>next to Walter, I don't know if you remember, but

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<v Speaker 1>that was Blake who was Adria's I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>it was her cousin's daughter or her niece or something,

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<v Speaker 1>but but one of Adria's relatives her I want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>her mom's name was Rayna or something, and then Blake

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<v Speaker 1>was the daughter. And they also were the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>did the celebrity Kids cruises, and so Blake would go

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<v Speaker 1>on those. Blake was on those with us. We have

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of us on a like celeb Kids cruise years later,

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<v Speaker 1>like towards like season seven or eight. But Blake was

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<v Speaker 1>was somebody who was was often there and she was

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<v Speaker 1>Adria's niece, cousin, I'm not yeah, And there were other

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<v Speaker 1>there were other kids in there that we'd see. Alison

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<v Speaker 1>Keith Richmond's daughter was sitting directly behind me, So they

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<v Speaker 1>were a couple o kids sprinkled in there. Yeah, for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, if you if you're gonna have extras in

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<v Speaker 2>a scene, you might as well make it a family affair.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, and great nieces and cousins and daughters exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun that it's fun for them to get to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the show. But yeah, I remember, because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we I don't know that we had seen

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<v Speaker 1>Blake up until this point. I think that was the

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<v Speaker 1>first time that we'd seen her as an extra.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wonder does she come back as an extra?

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<v Speaker 1>She did a few, Because she did a few extra

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<v Speaker 1>she was again one like the one of the kids

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<v Speaker 1>that was close to my age. So it was always

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<v Speaker 1>whenever there was a party scene or a classroom scene

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever it was, you know, everybody who had relatives

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<v Speaker 1>that age was like, let me bring my kid in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that's so cool. Yeah, but yeah, I remember that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, oh yeah, and then we

1:14:41.439 --> 1:14:45.760
<v Speaker 1>all went on those those cruises together when we were teenagers.

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<v Speaker 2>So that that was an experience like no other.

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<v Speaker 1>Those cruises were intense and there are no new kids.

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<v Speaker 1>They're no new kids cruise. Also, that doesn't compare. Doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even hold a candle, it's not even yeah yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>no one was doing known was doing uh you know,

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<v Speaker 1>door decoration for us. But I'm well, hey, if they

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<v Speaker 1>ever bring it back, we'll do a TGIF cruise and

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<v Speaker 1>get all of our buddies on this cruise and oh

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<v Speaker 1>it would sell out in a minute and we would

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<v Speaker 1>have much fun. Con cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get the Boy meets World, Castle's get stepped. We

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<v Speaker 2>come up with, oh, let's pitch it do the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who we pitch it to. But let's

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<v Speaker 2>do it. We got to get people on board, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you and I will definitely do it. But

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<v Speaker 2>can we get Daniel Fishel can meet Christine lacoln Lincoln

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<v Speaker 2>will do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure we could get I'm sure we could get

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<v Speaker 1>a fair amount of people to do it. Love it. Yeah, okay, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we get the guys with the DJs with jackets

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<v Speaker 2>and the pony tails them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I remember his name. You don't remember what you

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<v Speaker 1>had for breakfast this morning, but you remember his name.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't remember what it did yesterday, but totally remember that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>back when the day, back in the days when my

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<v Speaker 1>brain headspace and recall anyway, ok yeah, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>remember well okay, well we've got to work on that.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we're gonna we're gonna work on that. The

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<v Speaker 1>fans are already saving their dollars, right, Yeah, we're gonna. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>don't get too excited. We're gonna we're gonna forget we

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<v Speaker 1>have this conversation about ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're gonna get it easily. It'll wait out of sight,

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<v Speaker 2>out of mind exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But thank you guys again for listening. Uh, this was

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<v Speaker 1>another excellent episode. I'm sorry I.

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<v Speaker 2>Had to do it all done, well done, you have.

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<v Speaker 1>To It's all right. I'll give my this's a pun

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<v Speaker 1>joke on everyone, but thank you for just so much,

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<v Speaker 1>even stop now.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's gonna talk, right, It's like a Pavlovian response

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<v Speaker 2>at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get this microphone out from in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stop anyway. It's spend

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<v Speaker 1>a day, I know, spend a day. Well, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to everyone for listening. Take us out. Yeah, I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>us out, Take us out. Remember the world is small.

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<v Speaker 1>The house is full of excellent memories. I like it

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<v Speaker 1>had had to be an There was no other way

1:17:27.840 --> 1:17:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to end this podcast, no other way, no unless you

1:17:31.120 --> 1:17:33.439
<v Speaker 1>punched me in the face. And I like crossed my

1:17:33.439 --> 1:17:37.519
<v Speaker 1>eyes and went rude like, yeah, would be it. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>save that for another episode, yayno later, so it's fine.