Speaker 1: Okay, Hello, Hello, Joey Sweeten, Andrew Barber, Hello, my friend.
Speaker 2: A while since we've done that bit.
Speaker 1: It has it has been a while, but we're back.
Speaker 1: My voice was quite in shape for it.
Speaker 2: We should have done a vocal warm up.
Speaker 1: Oh seriously, yeah, or had something other than coffee, which
Speaker 1: can't get enough of these days. It can't get up.
Speaker 1: Speaking of things, I can't get enough of? What can
Speaker 1: we have a brief moment to discuss the full house
Speaker 1: shout out on Doctor Odyssey? Right what? Yes? Yes, Now
Speaker 1: I did not see the episode. I didn't see the
Speaker 1: full episode, but my understanding is that Joshua Jackson, uh
Speaker 1: is a doctor on a cruise ship.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like a naval it's a yeah, I haven't hipn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know the show existed until until this clip.
Speaker 1: I randomly was supposed to audition for it, but it
Speaker 1: was going to be out of town and then uh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they played so I'm like, yeah, basically, Doctor
Speaker 1: Odyssey is sucking me.
Speaker 2: Into So he's not in uniform, Okay, this is changing
Speaker 2: my Well she might be because he's a doctor on
Speaker 2: a cruise ship, so you have to be some sort
Speaker 2: of maritime officer.
Speaker 1: I believe because you're, don't you international? I don't. I
Speaker 1: got to watch the show that Max is the new
Speaker 1: onboard doctor for a luxury cruise ship, where the small
Speaker 1: but mighty medical team navigate unique medical crises and each
Speaker 1: other miles from sure.
Speaker 2: Oh so like love Boat meets r R. Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: So exciting and new. I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Were you a Dawson's Creek fan? I don't know if
Speaker 2: that was your generation.
Speaker 1: Or weirdly, I went out for Dawson's Creek and I
Speaker 1: think maybe went to Network for Dawson's Creek. Wait, which
Speaker 1: character the Katie Holmes or member? You think it was
Speaker 1: the I don't remember. I think it was Katie Holmes character.
Speaker 1: I never watched the show. Okay, so that tells you
Speaker 1: a lot there, But yeah, no it was. I did
Speaker 1: not watch Dawson's Creek. But but yeah, but I do
Speaker 1: know obviously who Joshua Jackson is, and I know that
Speaker 1: there's like an internet fandom of rabid women who love him.
Speaker 2: Well, I was never like a pac. He played Pacey
Speaker 2: on Dawson's Creek, which came out when I was in college,
Speaker 2: so I was probably too old for that show, but
Speaker 2: I watched it all the time anyways.
Speaker 1: But Pace, it's a weird name. Pace Pacy. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was Pacy.
Speaker 2: But I was never into Like, I wasn't really into
Speaker 2: either either of the boys.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it just wasn't my thing. But Joshua Jackson, now,
Speaker 2: like the adult version, Holy cow.
Speaker 1: Like that that clip.
Speaker 2: There's a clip of him on the red carpet at
Speaker 2: the Emmys where it's like a slow mo.
Speaker 1: Have you seen right where they do those those.
Speaker 2: And he's like grabbing you know, the the.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like it's like, yeah, I got pregnant
Speaker 1: that clip, wow, which is impressive for several reasons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those I mean, first of all, those three sixty degree
Speaker 1: things you can't help but kind of look cool no
Speaker 1: matter what you do, Like there you feel ridiculous, but
Speaker 1: you look cool. But josh Jackson kind of looks cool. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we have to listen to it. I think that's well, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let's take a listen. How rude is the catchphrase
Speaker 1: of Stephanie Tanner on My Favorite come On, come On,
Speaker 1: come on. That was so great.
Speaker 2: That was so he's playing poker with some other dudes, right,
Speaker 2: and not only is it Joshua Jackson, it's Joshua Jackson
Speaker 2: shirtless and sweaty playing poker like this is what dreams?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean Stephanie Tanner, he said your name,
Speaker 1: he said right, he said my phone name? Uh and
Speaker 1: and said how rude? And I was how was his delivery?
Speaker 2: Judge his delivery as the originator of how rude?
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing this was, this was this was
Speaker 1: a cool how rude because he was letting them know
Speaker 1: that he had a full house right right, So it
Speaker 1: was he was had thrown him off at but you
Speaker 1: couldn't be too like rude. Also, I don't know that
Speaker 1: his voice could hit that high. Yeah, but I it
Speaker 1: was smooth. It was so smooth, smooth and I don't
Speaker 1: even like smooth peanut butter, but that was smooth. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so there we go, doctors. Was Joshua Jackson, Stephanie Tanner,
Speaker 1: how rude? Hull House is?
Speaker 2: Like what an honor?
Speaker 1: It really, It's just I guess it's it's still weird
Speaker 1: to me that the show is so popular, Like I
Speaker 1: know it, you know what I mean, Like I'm like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I get it, Like we did it fuller and we
Speaker 1: you know, like we've the world. But it's right, it's
Speaker 1: still still safe. It's crazy to me, yeah that we're
Speaker 1: still referring to it and that and that, like enough,
Speaker 1: it's so it's well known and like sort of permeated
Speaker 1: the culture enough that like you can make a reference
Speaker 1: to it or on Jeopardy where like people will know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that is cool. That's yeah. Yeah, yeah that
Speaker 2: kind of blows my mind too. But no, we're part
Speaker 2: of We're part of pop culture history, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's My waiter in Italy referred to me by
Speaker 1: name without me saying anything while he was shaving truffles
Speaker 1: onto my pasta, and I was like, and then he
Speaker 1: asked her a picture of the and very sweet, lovely,
Speaker 1: amazing dinner, and I I feel like such a terrible
Speaker 1: person that I can't remember the name of the restauran
Speaker 1: right now because I would give them a shodo.
Speaker 2: Out jet lag jet lags like jet light jet leg.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. I was like, it's still to
Speaker 1: this say, I'm like, oh my god, Like he was
Speaker 1: like I watched full and Fuller, Like, oh, speaking of
Speaker 1: by the way, full and Fuller, did you know that
Speaker 1: Bob Boyette finally had his unveiling of his caricature at Sardi's.
Speaker 1: Really no, I didn't know this, he did, he had
Speaker 1: he was supposed to have it last year and then
Speaker 1: I think he had had surgery or fall under something
Speaker 1: where I forget what it was. But he finally had it,
Speaker 1: and oh where is it? Where I have a picture.
Speaker 1: So Beth Shafey, I told her i'd give her a
Speaker 1: shout out. She loves the podcast, but she is she
Speaker 1: is a manager at Sardi's and so she I was like, please, like,
Speaker 1: sneak a picture of the of it for me, So
Speaker 1: she she got a picture of Bob's Bob Boyette's. It's
Speaker 1: on her stories so I can't see it now, but
Speaker 1: I have a picture of it. And told her that
Speaker 1: we'd give her a shout out. So thank you Beth
Speaker 1: for being a fan of Rito and also for sending
Speaker 1: that picture, because yeah, it was I would have loved
Speaker 1: to have made it. It was literally the day that
Speaker 1: I arrived in Italy, so I couldn't go.
Speaker 2: But how special for Bob though, That's so cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. For those of you that might not know, Sarti's
Speaker 1: is a very famous restaurant, in New York City where
Speaker 1: all kinds of famous people have their caricatures drawn and
Speaker 1: up on the walls. Bob Saget has one there. I
Speaker 1: believe John also has one, I think probably. And anyway,
Speaker 1: Bob Boyette who was the creator of all manner of
Speaker 1: TV shows, including Full House, Ye, T, G, I F
Speaker 1: and all that, but also is a really accomplished Broadway
Speaker 1: producer as well, so he earned his place there in
Speaker 1: Sardis And you can go and see all the caricatures
Speaker 1: on the wall. That's so cool.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna definitely stop by next time I'm in New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, next time Doctor Odyssey is in New York,
Speaker 1: you can give him a call too, Like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that show has shot up to number one
Speaker 2: on my watch list, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like at this point now, at
Speaker 1: this point, like it's been some longer anything, but I
Speaker 1: feel like now there should be a crossover where maybe
Speaker 1: we are doing an episode of the podcast on said
Speaker 1: luxury cruise ship and one of us has a medical emergency,
Speaker 1: or both of us could if you if you you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, not not in real life obviously,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, as characters like nichol and maybe we
Speaker 1: both get something we need mouth to mouth, maybe we
Speaker 1: need right we stop breathing and mouth now right, Well,
Speaker 1: he's already said your name.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he knows of my existence, so
Speaker 2: I think you're going to get the first DIBs.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's dark, it's logical. I'm being logical with this,
Speaker 1: very illogical. Now, yeah, like that's a medical ethics question
Speaker 1: that we don't want to wait and do on this podcast.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I do think that we have a
Speaker 1: shot basically episode because because podcasts and you know, TV shows,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just what we do now because everything
Speaker 1: is everything right, every everywhere, you're right because you're watching
Speaker 1: and listening to it all on your phone anyway, So
Speaker 1: what is it? What a treat? What a treat? So
Speaker 1: that was very exciting, very yeah. I I heard the news.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, the Doctor Odyssey mentioned and I
Speaker 1: clicked on it and I was like okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to expect because, like I said,
Speaker 1: I'd never heard of the show. I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know anything.
Speaker 1: So I clicked on.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, is that Joshua Jackson is that
Speaker 2: Joshua Jackson shirtless.
Speaker 1: Wait is he saying how rude?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was a trip. Yeah, so exciting. Do you know
Speaker 1: the first time I ever played poker? I got a
Speaker 1: full house? No? Yeah, no, yeah, and I don't and
Speaker 1: I don't play it often or well, but it was
Speaker 1: the first hand that I ever won. And I was
Speaker 1: playing with a couple of my guy friends in high
Speaker 1: school and they were like no, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what did I get? And they were like a full house?
Speaker 1: And I was like, ah, yeah, that's right out of
Speaker 1: a sitcom. You know, that's such a comedic beat right there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, of course I did. You can't
Speaker 1: escape it, Nope, I can't. You can't escape it. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of things, we can't escape, shall we? Uh? Your
Speaker 1: segues are always so funny to me, Like what is
Speaker 1: she gonna come up with today? It's less of a
Speaker 1: segue and more of a really hard left, like a
Speaker 1: hard and sudden, like you're like, it hits two wheels,
Speaker 1: so you go to it flash right, Okay, Well, let's.
Speaker 2: Let's get into a buckle up. Fan ritos. Welcome back
Speaker 2: to How Rude. Tanerito's I'm Andrea Barber. And I'm Jodie Sweeten,
Speaker 2: and today we are discussing season three, episode eighteen, entitled
Speaker 2: Mister Egghead. It aired originally on February sixteenth, nineteen ninety,
Speaker 2: and it goes a little something like this, Joey gets
Speaker 2: a job as a guest host on an educational television
Speaker 2: show for children, where a prop injures Stephanie. Uh oh,
Speaker 2: I can't wait till we get to that scene.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It was directed by none of that than
Speaker 1: Bille Fausta couffee Quawk Coffee.
Speaker 2: It was written by Rob Dames. And we have two
Speaker 2: guest stars. We've got wit Hertford returning as Walter. Yeh,
Speaker 2: I screamed when I saw him.
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, he's by the way. I have
Speaker 1: to say. I went and saw Did I tell you
Speaker 1: I went and saw his show. You told me you
Speaker 1: were going to, but I haven't talked to you. I haven't.
Speaker 1: I went to I went to That was the night
Speaker 1: I went to those two art shows that we So
Speaker 1: I went and saw WIT's play Gross of the Fan,
Speaker 1: which is based on Chekhov's uncle Vanya. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, phenomenal. He was incredible. I mean and and
Speaker 1: the the way that the show was done. It was
Speaker 1: at this tiny little theater which is literally like the
Speaker 1: loft of an apartment building, and so you're the way
Speaker 1: you're seated, you're like in the living room of this
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that you're sort of
Speaker 1: really in it and place in this one space and
Speaker 1: it is very intense and Wit basically has a like
Speaker 1: a full just breakdown in it. And was oh wow,
Speaker 1: it was incredible. It was great.
Speaker 2: Talent knows no bounds. He's so talented in so many.
Speaker 1: Areas cast what I was just again blown away. It
Speaker 1: was really great. It was a limited show, it was
Speaker 1: just those two weekends, so I was really glad I
Speaker 1: got to see it. And then I had gone to
Speaker 1: the other art show my friends uh in Decline for
Speaker 1: their for their stuff, some of the art that we
Speaker 1: saw on the way to Vegas, where I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the story of some of those dudes,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I went to that art show that night.
Speaker 1: Ohow cool. So yeah, but Wit was just phenomenal. He's
Speaker 1: a really incredible theater actor. So yeah.
Speaker 2: And how many fan readers are dying right now that
Speaker 2: Stephanie Tanner went to see duck face in a play
Speaker 2: and you had coffee together, like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The reunion of I just love this. Yeah, it's great, cool,
Speaker 1: it's great. Now he is incredibly talented. So and he
Speaker 1: wrote it, so I mean it was just really really yeah,
Speaker 1: good job, good job. He was a great guy. Great guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was my little uh sidebar there. Okay, well
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2: So we also have Wendy Cutler as missus Hardest Hardesty,
Speaker 2: Hardest Days Hardesty. She's a voice actor who worked on
Speaker 2: Frozen and Frozen two, Oh, the SpongeBob movie Sponge on
Speaker 2: the Run, and she did voices for the Call of
Speaker 2: Duty video game.
Speaker 1: Okay, never knew that, and.
Speaker 2: She will return in season five for two episodes, but
Speaker 2: not as the teacher. She's now doctor Sinclair.
Speaker 1: So again, got it.
Speaker 2: This is this is the debe right.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be right. It was gonna be Debbie's
Speaker 1: playing because it's Hardesty and the doctor. But she was unavailable.
Speaker 1: So she was unavailable, right, or maybe she had broken
Speaker 1: up with Jeff by right one, but yeah, she was unavailable.
Speaker 1: I love this. Okay.
Speaker 2: We start with the teaser in the kitchen, Danny is
Speaker 2: letting Michelle record her very first message on the family
Speaker 2: answering machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, just just after we get that painted, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, look at that piece of machinery.
Speaker 2: That belongs in the Smithsonian.
Speaker 1: Now is I'm sure it is. I'm sure there is
Speaker 1: an answering machine in the Smithsonian. Yeah. That was what
Speaker 1: you had attached to your home line and you left
Speaker 1: a ridiculously stupid, long, outgoing message that you thought was hilarious,
Speaker 1: and your whole family participated on it and was like
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds long, and then it would be and then
Speaker 1: you left your message on the little tape and people
Speaker 1: would come home to a blinking light and be like,
Speaker 1: oh look there's a message, and they listened to it
Speaker 1: and then manually delete it. Yeah. I remember if you
Speaker 1: deleted it accidentally and you didn't mean to, or your
Speaker 1: parent deleted it, and somebody let the phone that was it,
Speaker 1: that was it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't come back. Yeah, No, there's no cloud.
Speaker 1: No, there's no like, oh wait, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: go to my deleted messages. But no, you've done. You're
Speaker 1: never gonna hear from that person again.
Speaker 2: I remember when they developed the technology where you could
Speaker 2: call your home line and then press buttons to access
Speaker 2: the message remotely. So if we were at the studio,
Speaker 2: you could call home and get the message, right, that
Speaker 2: would be there.
Speaker 1: Right. You were like, hi technology, Hi technology, look at
Speaker 1: us living in the future, right, Yeah, this was like
Speaker 1: Jetson's type technology. Yeah, it was so far in the
Speaker 1: future and have to call home. Be like, did anyone
Speaker 1: leave a message and speak to a real human? It
Speaker 1: was like, I can dial into my own private answering service. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a code. I have a three digit code
Speaker 1: from your and you could call it from your car phone.
Speaker 1: That had to be installed at the car dealership.
Speaker 2: Yes, with with the with the with the cord like
Speaker 2: it was attached.
Speaker 1: It was a car, right, it was literally it had
Speaker 1: to be. The receiver had to be in the trunk
Speaker 1: because it was like one of those giant, you know,
Speaker 1: sat phones. Yes, and that was there and then they
Speaker 1: just run the cord through the car. Yeah, you had
Speaker 1: to have them installed. It was a whole thing. But
Speaker 1: that was a necessity if you were working in this business.
Speaker 1: Oh you had to be able to make phone calls. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: when I got my driver's license, this was probably season
Speaker 1: seven or eight. Uh, and I got my I got
Speaker 1: my very first car when I turned eighteen, and it
Speaker 1: had one of those little phones, this whole car phone,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, a car phone. And I
Speaker 1: was like I am so cool like that.
Speaker 2: It didn't matter what the car was, right, I was like,
Speaker 2: I have a car phone and I felt so cool
Speaker 2: having one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a big deal. That big big deal.
Speaker 1: I think That's why to this day, when I'm talking
Speaker 1: in the car, like on like when it's hooked up
Speaker 1: to the Bluetooth or whatever, I still yell and my
Speaker 1: kid's like, why are you yelling? I mean when I'm
Speaker 1: just sort of loud, but they're like, why are you yelling?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well I needed this, and they're like,
Speaker 1: we can hear just fine. I'm like, oh that's right.
Speaker 1: This isn't like nineteen ninety with the you know, car
Speaker 1: phone speaker that you have to yell into in order
Speaker 1: to be heard, so you sound like you're in a
Speaker 1: tin can, right right, Oh my gosh. Anyway, those were
Speaker 1: the days. Those were the days, all right. Back to
Speaker 1: the teaser pre show chatter. It would three in Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: we're one sentence into the teezer and we're already off track.
Speaker 1: This is how this is how we do Okay.
Speaker 2: So Danny is telling Michelle that all she has to
Speaker 2: say is hello, leave a message, and wait for the beep.
Speaker 2: So Michelle begins with hi people, and then she gets
Speaker 2: sidetracked and sings Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star. Danny grabs the
Speaker 2: mic from her encloses with please leave a message after
Speaker 2: the beep. But Michelle is offended. She's like, hey, that
Speaker 2: was my job, and Danny laughs and tells her, okay,
Speaker 2: you can do the beep. Michelle grabs the mic back
Speaker 2: and announces it's me again, beep, and that's our.
Speaker 1: Teezer, and that's our teeser, and that's your outgoing message.
Speaker 1: It literally they were that long, people. It was It
Speaker 1: was an act. It was like a hole. It was
Speaker 1: a Vaudeville act. You bantered back and forth. Somebody was
Speaker 1: laughing beep, yeah, and that was it. You'd wait for
Speaker 1: that every time you wanted to leave. Somebody in such Yes,
Speaker 1: my brothers and I would fight over who got to
Speaker 1: leave the dance, or if we were all three of
Speaker 1: us leaving the message at the same time, we'd fight
Speaker 1: over who got to take center stage. Right. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: was an activity we did it. It was yep, agreed.
Speaker 2: So next we're in the living room. Jesse is strumming
Speaker 2: a song on his acoustic guitar when Stephanie barges into
Speaker 2: the room with a camera strapped around her neck.
Speaker 1: Another piece of ancient history, the polarid right right before
Speaker 1: they were like now they're like cool retro. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: they were like that was just the most effective way
Speaker 1: to take a picture quickly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it weighed probably like ten pounds around your neck.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. So yeah, the little rubber thing
Speaker 1: on the on the strap of it because it would
Speaker 1: dig in otherwise. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's so Stephanie begs Jesse stop the music. You got
Speaker 2: to help me. So he stops what he's doing and asks,
Speaker 2: what's the matter. She explains, you have to help me
Speaker 2: practice for my class picture. And he's confused because that's
Speaker 2: an a hire week away. Steph's how he knows that
Speaker 2: it's a week away? By the way, how did he
Speaker 2: know that?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: It seems like a detail he would not really care about.
Speaker 1: But okay, I'm just saying, even as a parent, like,
Speaker 1: oh tomorrow's picture day. Oh no, you know it's usually
Speaker 1: that it's usually.
Speaker 2: That yeah, So Stephanie says they can't forget about last
Speaker 2: year's incident. Right when the photographer said cheez, Stephanie sneezed.
Speaker 2: She reenacts her facial expression from that unfortunate moment. Well done.
Speaker 1: Joey, Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, and Jesse remembers, oh yeah, everyone called you
Speaker 2: sneeze burger.
Speaker 1: Why is burger added to something an insult? I wrote
Speaker 1: this down. I have to do it last night. I
Speaker 1: don't understand.
Speaker 2: I looked this up. You're right, burgers are delicious. It
Speaker 2: shouldn't be an insult. But here's here's what I found
Speaker 2: out on some website that is probably not correct, But
Speaker 2: whatever it says, a burger is an insult because a
Speaker 2: burger refers to someone of poor quality because it's less
Speaker 2: than steak. So that's why when you say, hey, geek
Speaker 2: burger or sneeze burger, it means you're less than Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I feel like now that we're in the era
Speaker 1: of artisanal cheeseburgers, that doesn't apply anymore, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like Hilburger. It could be thirty seven dollars, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: made off angle steak. It could be made of wag
Speaker 1: you beef right right? No, they a compliment is a
Speaker 1: calling somebody burger, and.
Speaker 2: Let's take back that. Let's take back the word. Let's
Speaker 2: take it back and make it a compliment.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, let's not No, I think we can leave
Speaker 1: it there. I think we can leave it there. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you looked into that though, because I've wondered
Speaker 1: about it. We keeps coming up, so I'm like, i
Speaker 1: gotta know why? Why is this?
Speaker 2: The fan got it? So Jesse decides to help Steph out.
Speaker 2: So he grabs the camera and Steph poses. Just then
Speaker 2: Michelle stomps in and asks, are you having fun without me?
Speaker 2: Jesse tells her to stay put and he'll get right
Speaker 2: to her.
Speaker 1: Whoa bro, flax.
Speaker 2: I know that no one has patience in this house.
Speaker 2: It's always immediateation.
Speaker 1: It's true. Well, and also she's been roaming the house
Speaker 1: by herself for hours.
Speaker 2: She's still unattended.
Speaker 1: Very fine without me. I'm looking for someone to play
Speaker 1: with since six am.
Speaker 2: She's desperate for human interactions, right, poor child. So Jesse
Speaker 2: directs his attention back to Steph and points the camera
Speaker 2: at her. He tells her to show me some love
Speaker 2: and Steph does a dramatic pose. In response, They change
Speaker 2: angles and stuff poses with her hands in her hair.
Speaker 2: Jesse directs her to be happy, be happier. Stephanie smiles
Speaker 2: so wide. She tells Jesse, if she gets any happier,
Speaker 2: her cheeks will pop.
Speaker 1: This was impressive, tiny chick lit teeth, my little baby
Speaker 1: teeth hanging out in there. Yeah, and you can see
Speaker 1: so much of your guns. So I really delivered this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really is Yeah, it was intense. Hurt myself. Oh man.
Speaker 2: So Jesse snaps one last pick and hands it over
Speaker 2: to Steph. Once he's done photographing stuff, Michelle declares that
Speaker 2: it's her turn. Jesse tells her to show me some love,
Speaker 2: and Michelle gives him a.
Speaker 1: Cute little pose.
Speaker 2: Then Jesse asks to see her teeth, and Michelle grabs
Speaker 2: the corners of her mouth and pulls him outwards so
Speaker 2: her full set of teeth are showing.
Speaker 1: Do you remember this?
Speaker 2: Olsen's did this all the time day.
Speaker 1: I think it was this. They thought it was hilarious,
Speaker 1: TODs do yeah, And I think there also knew it
Speaker 1: was something that everyone will be like, don't do not
Speaker 1: right now, But you know, because they do it in
Speaker 1: the middle of a take, so it was like a
Speaker 1: form of like I can do this, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: it would always get a laugh. So then like just
Speaker 1: write it into the scene.
Speaker 2: It aloud. So Danny storms into the house holding a
Speaker 2: traffic ticket. He's appalled, telling Jesse he did not deserve
Speaker 2: it and now his perfect driving record is ruined. Jesse
Speaker 2: is unfazed by the ticket, telling Danny to put it
Speaker 2: on his record. No one will even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's already crashed. What a car, a motorcycle? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's at this point. Yeah, it's throwing on his record.
Speaker 1: Who cares, It'll just get buried. Yep. Uh.
Speaker 2: He grabs the ticket and crumples it into a ball,
Speaker 2: and Danny nervously uncrumples the paper, telling Jesse he shouldn't
Speaker 2: do that to government paper. Now he's gonna have to
Speaker 2: iron it, oh, Danny. DJ defends Danny and says that
Speaker 2: right turn only sign was hidden behind a big bush.
Speaker 2: She calls the ticket totally bogus, and Danny agrees it
Speaker 2: was a humongous injustice. Danny declares that he's going to
Speaker 2: fight this thing and DJ will be his star witness
Speaker 2: in court. DJ enthusiastically asks if they could do it
Speaker 2: on Wednesday because she has a math test she'd like
Speaker 2: to miss. Joey walks into the house next, and he
Speaker 2: is extra chipper. He pulls on Danny's cheeks while saying
Speaker 2: I love you stretch. Then he tells the whole family,
Speaker 2: thanks to Danny, I have an on the air tryout
Speaker 2: to be the new mister Egghead.
Speaker 1: Because that's how things work, right. I was like, what
Speaker 1: on the air? Like this nepo the nepotism of this
Speaker 1: family and Danny.
Speaker 2: It's strong?
Speaker 1: Is it's strong? Although I would like is this it?
Speaker 1: Is it? Like it's just local? Like is it like
Speaker 1: the public channel? You know what I mean? Like, oh
Speaker 1: is watching the local channel? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You never you never do a test on air.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, you don't, especially have a guy who are
Speaker 1: like you don't know anything about science? Ah, doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what nineties? Yep, I was the nineties. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: an on the air tryout to be to host a
Speaker 1: television show. Never done it before, Just gonna see how
Speaker 1: it goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it worked, you know, just make it
Speaker 2: work however you have right. So the whole family is
Speaker 2: very excited for Joey, They congratulate him, and Steph adds
Speaker 2: mister Egghead is the smartest person on television next to
Speaker 2: Connie Chung.
Speaker 1: The love for Connie Chung for continue. She's a powerful
Speaker 1: woman who asks very important questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can see why Steph admires her so much.
Speaker 2: DJ chimes in reminding Joey that mister Egghead has to
Speaker 2: know everything about science, not that he doesn't know everything
Speaker 2: about science. But then she honestly asks, do you know
Speaker 2: anything about science? But Joey isn't worried in the slightest
Speaker 2: He asks, what's the difference? Is Captain Kangaroo a real captain? Hey,
Speaker 2: he's not even a real kangaroo. That's the attitude to
Speaker 2: go into a new job with. Hey, you're getting an
Speaker 2: on the air tryout for a science show. Do you
Speaker 2: know anything about science?
Speaker 1: Nah? What does it matter? I wasn't even a real clown. What.
Speaker 1: The blind confidence of this family is unmatched. I love him.
Speaker 1: I just love them. They anything they touch, they that's excellent.
Speaker 1: They just they're on TV left and right. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's incredible.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: San Francisco really does revolve entirely around this family. The
Speaker 1: entire city.
Speaker 2: Joey is certain that all he has to do is
Speaker 2: be hip and funny and follow the script. He pats
Speaker 2: Jesse on the back, adding and with this guy as
Speaker 2: my sidekick, how can I miss? Jesse is fiddling with
Speaker 2: his guitar, not really paying attention, so he mindlessly says, oh,
Speaker 2: that's right, with Jesse as his son, and suddenly he
Speaker 2: realized sidekick and he chases after Joey.
Speaker 1: So he's gotten on the air tryout and he's roping
Speaker 1: someone in who doesn't even know that they're doing something
Speaker 1: and may or may not be available because they also
Speaker 1: have what a marketing job jingle writing, there's a presentation.
Speaker 2: Or thought it poorly thought out. There's no consent in
Speaker 2: this family, no privacy right now? Yeah, asking permission?
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, you're just now, Hey, guess what you're hosting
Speaker 1: a show with me.
Speaker 2: So we cut to the kitchen where Joey knowingly is
Speaker 2: counting down on his wristwatch two one, and right on cue,
Speaker 2: Jesse comes storming in, asking sidekick. Joey explains that he
Speaker 2: just wants a hip, musical sidekick like David Letterman has,
Speaker 2: Paul Schaeffer, Mister Ahead has the professor. Jesse glares at him,
Speaker 2: emphasizing that he does not do kiddie shows. Joey dramatically size, fine,
Speaker 2: you don't want to be the professor. Just think of
Speaker 2: all those little kids who will have to learn science
Speaker 2: without any music. They'll be too sad to play with
Speaker 2: their pets, and all the dogs and cats will run
Speaker 2: away from home.
Speaker 1: Good lord, right, this went this escalated fast. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: went from zero hunter real quick.
Speaker 2: This guilt trip is something.
Speaker 1: Else and also like the manipulation Ja asked in the question,
Speaker 1: Hey man, you want to do a TV show with me?
Speaker 2: He can you do me solid?
Speaker 1: Right? Instead of pets are gonna die because you didn't
Speaker 1: do what I signed you up for without asking? Like what, oh,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? I love this friendship so funny, right, so, Jesse,
Speaker 1: so great because when you because you don't think about
Speaker 1: it when you're watching it until you start explaining it
Speaker 1: and you're like, what are any of these people thinking
Speaker 1: I would do this? But it's great and it's so
Speaker 1: full house. I love it so full house. This is
Speaker 1: why I love ninety sitcoms for outrageousness. There's right, not
Speaker 1: an ounce of reality. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Jesse is listening, and when Joey breaks down
Speaker 2: into a fake sob, Jesse tells him this is the
Speaker 2: stupidest story he's ever heard. Plus guilt doesn't work on him.
Speaker 1: I agree with Jesse on that though, Yeah, that's a stretch.
Speaker 1: That's why the poor dogs and cats had to get
Speaker 1: roped into this.
Speaker 2: So Joey tries another approach. He says, then, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna pester you until you say you'll do it, and
Speaker 2: he says, will you do it?
Speaker 1: Will you do it?
Speaker 2: Will you do while chasing.
Speaker 1: Jesse around the house. That's what my kids do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't take long for Jesse to give in
Speaker 2: and say he'll do it. Joey puts his arm around
Speaker 2: him and sarcastically says, all right, if it'll make you happy.
Speaker 1: And then gas lights him.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, in the girl's room, Danny is sitting on DJ's
Speaker 2: bed staring at his traffic ticket. He's wearing different variations
Speaker 2: of blue while DJ is wearing a royal blue dress.
Speaker 2: She questions if they're overdoing this blue thing, and Danny
Speaker 2: explains that it's been psychologically proven that judges are more
Speaker 2: sympathetic to people wearing blue. He jokes, that's why you
Speaker 2: never see a Smurf on death Row.
Speaker 1: It's dark. It was really dark, right.
Speaker 2: Then Stuff makes her way over to Danny, boasting about
Speaker 2: what an amazing week it'll be for her. Tomorrow is
Speaker 2: picture Day, Friday is pizza Day, and today her entire
Speaker 2: class gets to see Joey on the Mister Ahead Show.
Speaker 2: She shouts, I love my life.
Speaker 1: I bet you do. Kid. Not only is your not
Speaker 1: only someone in your house getting their own TV show again,
Speaker 1: which you mentioned later, Your whole class gets to skip
Speaker 1: school and go be in an audience just drop of
Speaker 1: a hat. The nepotism is so it's so great. This
Speaker 1: just family is like they run things, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? They run the world. Yeah too. It's like Francisco. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: you can do anything. I can bring an elephant in
Speaker 1: the living room that they want to. Don't ask us questions,
Speaker 1: do what we want?
Speaker 2: They they they if they if they put their effort
Speaker 2: into doing something positive for the world, they could really
Speaker 2: rule the world.
Speaker 1: But no, they're stuck on mister egghead and routes positive
Speaker 1: for the world. You know it's it's mister Eggcatty's bringing
Speaker 1: joy to the children, bring in an accident to your face.
Speaker 2: But okay, okay, I see what you mean. So Stephanie
Speaker 2: begins to walk out, but another thought hits her. She
Speaker 2: tells Danny, this is so cool. I can't believe someone
Speaker 2: I know is going to have their own TV show.
Speaker 2: Danny is a little embarrassed, gives a chuckle, reminding her
Speaker 2: that he has his own TV show, Wake Up San Francisco.
Speaker 2: But Steph realizes. Steph says she realizes this, but mister
Speaker 2: Egghead is a show that people she actually knows will watch.
Speaker 1: Earned burn but also a man. Wow, the look of
Speaker 1: two people in your family having their own shows. It's hey,
Speaker 1: well three really if you count Becky. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's hey, it's a family of talent.
Speaker 1: Very that's it. The show only gets streamed to their house.
Speaker 2: So DJ grabs Danny's arm, telling him they should practice
Speaker 2: for court. Danny agrees and starts off by pretending to
Speaker 2: swear DJ in. He grabs a magazine and asks her
Speaker 2: to place her right hand on Fred Savage. She does this,
Speaker 2: She's told, saying anytime, which is funny because he did
Speaker 2: a movie with him much later where he murders her character.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what I tell or whatever the name is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this particularly ironic.
Speaker 2: Danny asks, do you swear to tell the truth, the
Speaker 2: whole truth, and nothing but the truth? DJ nods, I Fred,
Speaker 2: but I mean I do. Danny pulls out a chair
Speaker 2: and asks her to step onto the witness stand so
Speaker 2: she can explain everything to Judge Bear aka mister Bear
Speaker 2: in great detail. Danny brings out a visual aid. Next,
Speaker 2: it's a diagram of the road where the incident happened.
Speaker 2: DJ starts to recall what happened, and Danny pulls out
Speaker 2: a paper car to demonstrate the story. She remembers her
Speaker 2: dad was cleaning between the buttons on the car radio,
Speaker 2: and Danny immediately stops her. He claims there's no reason
Speaker 2: she needs to bring up that minor detail. DJ exclaims
Speaker 2: I can't lie to the judge, and.
Speaker 1: Danny assures her that he's not asking her to lie.
Speaker 2: If the judge asks her directly, was your father dusting
Speaker 2: between the buttons on the car radio, then she can
Speaker 2: say yes.
Speaker 1: I really think Danny needs to get some help. It's
Speaker 1: this OCD is out of control. He put his daughter's
Speaker 1: life in danger. He was he ran a red light
Speaker 1: or whatever he did in this thing. And you know
Speaker 1: now DJ's were uped in it because he was cleaning
Speaker 1: dust between the car buttons.
Speaker 2: He needs to talk to Michelle in a therapy session. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm sure she could write him a prescription.
Speaker 1: She's got time. I mean, somebody in this family is
Speaker 1: going to become a farmer. I mean I'm sure in
Speaker 1: no time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well there'd just be like, ye,
Speaker 1: somebody randomly walked by me was like, do you want
Speaker 1: to take over my pharmacy? And then we own a pharmacy.
Speaker 1: That's how this world works.
Speaker 2: It's so easy. You know, I only have twenty two minutes.
Speaker 2: We gotta have gotta make the joke work, right. So
Speaker 2: DJ continues her story, saying they came to a right
Speaker 2: turn only sign, prompting Danny to add this sign to
Speaker 2: his visual aid. Then DJ admits they couldn't see it
Speaker 2: because a bush was covering it. Danny proceeds to add
Speaker 2: a giant green bush to his visual aid for dramatic effect.
Speaker 2: Then he ushers DJ over so they can do their
Speaker 2: big finish together by showing the judge the face of
Speaker 2: truth and innocence.
Speaker 1: They put on their.
Speaker 2: Best puppy dog faces together. So they got a plan,
Speaker 2: all right, they got Yeah, they got a plan.
Speaker 1: Just cover for Dad's slowly deteriorating OCD mental. You know,
Speaker 1: he's something, he's struggling. He's not he's not handling things
Speaker 1: well because they're overly obsessed.
Speaker 2: There's a dark undertoned the storyline that we're just gonna
Speaker 2: just hand wave that away and move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So next we're on the Mister Egghead t set.
Speaker 2: The cameraman shows Stephanie's class sitting on stage in risers
Speaker 2: that look like an egg carton, wearing egg shell hats.
Speaker 2: This is adorable. I have to be really really cute, yes,
Speaker 2: very creative, and the kids just look so cute with
Speaker 2: those little egg shell hats. He counts everyone in to
Speaker 2: begin taping, and then we hear Jesse playing a song
Speaker 2: on his keyboard. Jesse is wearing a graduation cap that
Speaker 2: is decorated with badges, and his keyboard has a big
Speaker 2: sign that reads professor. He finishes his opening song and
Speaker 2: begins to play a dramatic medley to introduce mister Egghead himself.
Speaker 2: The kids cheer for him as they hold their arms
Speaker 2: over their head in an egg shape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like one part of Chapel Rohan's Hottgo. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Joey walks out wearing the mister Egghead get up,
Speaker 2: holding his arms in the same egg shape as well.
Speaker 2: He gives the professor a big thank you and greets
Speaker 2: the kids enthusiastically.
Speaker 1: She just came together so well, this.
Speaker 2: Is a full set with props and well.
Speaker 1: She's stepping into the role apparently, which begs the question
Speaker 1: what happened to the other mister Egghead and professor? Right?
Speaker 1: They go? Why did they both get knocked out? What
Speaker 1: did they do?
Speaker 2: There's a dark undertone to this.
Speaker 1: Did they show up drunk on the job? What did
Speaker 1: they do? That's it. They're booted. We need somebody to
Speaker 1: take over this thing.
Speaker 2: You they'll take They'll take anyone, Joey.
Speaker 1: They just asked Danny. They were like, who do you
Speaker 1: got living in your house? Yeah? Just give them a show.
Speaker 2: So Joey introduces his guests in the egg carton today,
Speaker 2: who are from Missus Hardesty's second grade class at Fraser
Speaker 2: Street Elementary School. The kids all scream hi into the camera,
Speaker 2: and Joey tells them not to exhaust themselves because it's
Speaker 2: time for ask, mister Egghead, do the egg puns in
Speaker 2: this scene are so excessive? Like?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's this, it's any time they can work egg into
Speaker 2: the sentence, they do.
Speaker 1: They don't miss an opportunity, an exaggeration.
Speaker 2: Surely well done.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: So mister Egghead and the professor choose from the eager
Speaker 2: bunch of students who all have their hands raised. Joey
Speaker 2: chooses someone, and what do you know, it turns out
Speaker 2: to be Walter. Hey, Walter, Walter asks what happened to
Speaker 2: the old mister egghead? See he's asking the very question
Speaker 2: we go that you as well.
Speaker 1: We find out yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Joey hesitates for a moment before saying he's on vacation.
Speaker 2: But Walter counters I read in the newspaper that he
Speaker 2: didn't pay his taxes. Jesse shrugs, Well, he's on vacation
Speaker 2: for three to five years.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the mister vas show is a cover for
Speaker 1: him and the Professor's tax evasion scheme, because you know,
Speaker 1: they're not making that much money on a kid's show
Speaker 1: from the Francisco. You know, it's not even national, so like,
Speaker 1: how much money are they making? But obviously they're laundering
Speaker 1: the money through the Mister Egghead Show. And now they
Speaker 1: called in Danny and were like, hey, look to Sue's
Speaker 1: a solid all right, just put that guy in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be back, And this's what happened. Okay, we just
Speaker 1: need some good, solid, honest people who can run this show. Yeah, exactly, Joey.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, baarest minimum of qualifications.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So Joey ends the segment and moves on to the
Speaker 2: next It's time for them to discuss their topic of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: Energy.
Speaker 2: Joey explains energy is the ability to do work and
Speaker 2: tells viewers it's all around us, whether we're looking at
Speaker 2: the sun or at our muscles, there's energy in both.
Speaker 2: In the background, Walter shoots out of his seat and
Speaker 2: s out hey, mister egghead. Joey laughs and tells the
Speaker 2: audience why energy is even in Walter. I love Walter.
Speaker 2: He's just that past that is like hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: wait actually yeah. Walter apologizes for interrupting, but admits he
Speaker 2: has another question. If the speed of light is based
Speaker 2: on the theory that light has a finite velocity, how
Speaker 2: would that calculate in a black hole? Joey pauses for
Speaker 2: a moment, but we're decided. As the lid question the
Speaker 2: professor can field this one. Jesse is staring at Walter
Speaker 2: in shock. Why didn't they just give Walter this job?
Speaker 2: Walter should be mister Aggha.
Speaker 1: Well he will be because he'll you know, he's in
Speaker 1: the he's in the circle now, so he's that job
Speaker 1: will get passed off to him. Eventually, for sure he
Speaker 1: will graduate. Yeah, and then stuff will be like, Dad,
Speaker 1: hire that guy. Yeah, that works passed down in the
Speaker 1: line of nepotism.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh so. Jesse walks up to Wallter declaring, I'm going
Speaker 2: to tell you the same thing my father told me
Speaker 2: when I was young. Look it up, and Joey nods, well,
Speaker 2: well put professor. Then mister Egghead tells the kids it's
Speaker 2: time for him to pick one special junior Egghead to
Speaker 2: help him with an experiment about energy. The students all
Speaker 2: shoot up their hands, shouting me, me, me. Joey points
Speaker 2: to Stephanie. Here's a pretty young ahead knocking once again.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was surprised. I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: don't it's so obvious. It's so obvious. But you know,
Speaker 1: the storyline has to work again. Walter pipes up. He does.
Speaker 2: Walter shoots out of his seat once more and shouts,
Speaker 2: they live in the same house.
Speaker 1: This is a fix it is, Walter, You're right, Walter's
Speaker 1: telling the truth. Walter's telling the truth. He's like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, this feels this feels like they're in on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's clearly the smartest person in this entire room,
Speaker 2: maybe in all the San Frances go right. She gets
Speaker 2: the entire class to chant with.
Speaker 1: Him, Fix fix fixits. I just love this.
Speaker 2: Joey asks his junior egghead to introduce herself. She excitedly
Speaker 2: tells everyone, I'm Stephanie Judith Danner, and I'm very excited
Speaker 2: to be here. Joey walks her over to a contraption
Speaker 2: that will demonstrate how energy works. We see a giant
Speaker 2: boxing glove attached to a large spring. When the lever
Speaker 2: is pulled, it will release the spring, shooting the boxing
Speaker 2: glove into an inflatable Clown's.
Speaker 1: Face feels a little violent. I'm not sure how this
Speaker 1: demonstrates energy, but okay, like, well, big doesn't really demonstrate energy.
Speaker 1: It demonstrates like stored energy turning into kinetic energy. But well,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's a very way to say.
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna be like, that'scientist. Try but yeah, but but
Speaker 1: I can think of a bunch of ways to show
Speaker 1: energy that don't involve this. But this was this was
Speaker 1: what they had.
Speaker 2: They had to just get into the to the back
Speaker 2: of the back prop room and.
Speaker 1: Just like, what do we have?
Speaker 2: What can we put together in an hour?
Speaker 1: Right? Very true?
Speaker 2: So Joey tells his lovely assistant to pull the lever
Speaker 2: and learn. But when Steph tries to pull the lever,
Speaker 2: it doesn't it doesn't budge. She tells him it's stuck.
Speaker 2: Mister Egghead tries to play it cool, but the students
Speaker 2: aren't buying it. Walter stands and shouts this never happened
Speaker 2: to the real mister Egghead, and the professor tells Walter
Speaker 2: to take a journey to the exit. Stephanie assures mister
Speaker 2: Egghead that she can cover for him. She tells the
Speaker 2: professor to play tomorrow, and she begins to sing the
Speaker 2: classic Annie tune.
Speaker 1: Like, uh, ethel merman, that was I believe the note
Speaker 1: that I was given so really ethel Mrman, Yeah, how funny,
Speaker 1: That's what I had on that tomorrow. I mean it's
Speaker 1: also sort of part of that song. It's a very
Speaker 1: big Broadway song.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, well and you said.
Speaker 1: Definitely hello Vibrato extra vibradroo in there.
Speaker 2: You did it was fantastic. And you you sang this
Speaker 2: song in the Star Search episode two backstage, so this
Speaker 2: must have been It's a.
Speaker 1: Cheap, a cheap song to go to U scene stealing song,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like it pulls attention,
Speaker 1: it's it stalls for time. Yeah, it's big. It's distracting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it can. It can be useful for a multitude of reasons.
Speaker 2: So Stephanie is standing directly in front of the boxing
Speaker 2: glove as Joey tries to make the contraption work. He
Speaker 2: pounds on the box and the glove flies towards Stephanie,
Speaker 2: knocking her to the ground. Joey and Jesse quickly rushed
Speaker 2: to her aid. Stephanie's eyes are crossed and she looks
Speaker 2: very disoriented. Jesse taps her face and tells her to
Speaker 2: say something, and she musters out a how rude, okay,
Speaker 2: tell me thing? How did this work? Like?
Speaker 1: What? What's the movie magic here? Well, so if you
Speaker 1: look you can see me. Like there was a spot
Speaker 1: on the floor that I knew. I had to like
Speaker 1: stand clear up, you know what I mean. Like I
Speaker 1: got to be on the left side of it so
Speaker 1: that I was far enough away from like the the
Speaker 1: boxing love thing. And also it was a matter of
Speaker 1: that was never actually coming towards my face. I was
Speaker 1: slightly behind it, but because of the angle of the cameras,
Speaker 1: it looks like I'm standing right at the end of it.
Speaker 1: But really it just kind of passes in front of
Speaker 1: my face. Oh so made contact?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it never made contact. I was worried
Speaker 2: because you that fall was very authentic. I thought, oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, well that really get hit well falling down is
Speaker 1: uh second nature? First nature? Really walking with no partne required? Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually required. They were like fall down. I was like,
Speaker 1: I just did so that wasn't Yeah, that wasn't the
Speaker 1: hard part. But I half expected to see like little
Speaker 1: birds and stars going around. I had like Roger a
Speaker 1: rabbit with the amount of googly eyed, cross eyed had
Speaker 1: wobbliness that I managed to pull off.
Speaker 2: The crossing of the eyes was impressive. I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: she really she really went for it and sold this bit.
Speaker 2: It was like, you said, you're an expert at falling
Speaker 2: and getting injured.
Speaker 1: So falling down. Yeah, I was like, oh, I know
Speaker 1: how to do this. Yeah, but now I do remember that,
Speaker 1: and yeah I remember you know, the how rude And
Speaker 1: I remember thinking that when I said it that way,
Speaker 1: it was like the the tea the mouse that's in
Speaker 1: the teapot in Alice in Wonderland. Oh okay, it's a
Speaker 1: very obscure reference. But he said, he's like this weird
Speaker 1: little drunk and at one point he like bumps his
Speaker 1: head or he's like and that was kind of what
Speaker 1: I remembered thinking, like to do with my voice? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: So that was made her muse. Yeah, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I know, like a silly sort of sing songing as
Speaker 1: to the voice.
Speaker 2: That is a great reference for an eight year old, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: who else are you gonna get inspiration from?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So Disney cartoons. Yeah, exactly, well done.
Speaker 2: This was a great bit. He pulled it off.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: I was convinced for a minute that you were actually injured, which.
Speaker 1: Maybe you were, like you just you never know. Although
Speaker 1: he would have picked I bet he wished he would
Speaker 1: have picked Walter oh yeah, yeah. Well, although to know
Speaker 1: later about Walter maybe getting punched in the face isn't great. Huh.
Speaker 1: Isn't he the kid that wants up getting abused? Or
Speaker 1: is that enough? That's that's Charles Charles. Oh, that's Charles Charles.
Speaker 2: This is what we do. We mix, We mix and
Speaker 2: match storylines. This is it all blends together in our mind.
Speaker 2: But we'll get there.
Speaker 1: We'll get there.
Speaker 2: So next, in the living room, Joey is pacing the
Speaker 2: room while Michelle follows behind him, mimicking his steps. He
Speaker 2: wishes aloud that stuff would come back from the doctor soon.
Speaker 2: Michelle asks is she getting a lollipop? And Joey admits
Speaker 2: she's going to get anything she wants. Just then, Jesse
Speaker 2: walks inside. Joey nervously rattles off questions, how is she?
Speaker 1: Where is she? Is she all right?
Speaker 2: Jesse tells him to calm down, insisting that Stephanie is
Speaker 2: all right. Then steph makes her grand entrance into the house.
Speaker 2: And there's a big cast covering her nose. Okay, how
Speaker 2: did they how did this feel? Did you hate it?
Speaker 1: Did was it just like? Oh?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: They're just like a little like it's basically just like
Speaker 1: a little metal thing like you'd put on your finger.
Speaker 1: It's like a little splint. And then they just used
Speaker 1: like medical tape to tape put on there. Yeah it
Speaker 1: was not oh okay, so it was it uncomfortable or
Speaker 1: no okay? Well, although, uh, I do remember when when
Speaker 1: be broke her nose last year. Uh, they don't actually
Speaker 1: put those little well not every time, I guess, but
Speaker 1: they don't put those little splints on. I was like,
Speaker 1: can we get a nose splint? They were like, no,
Speaker 1: we actually don't put those on. So really they did
Speaker 1: back then.
Speaker 2: They just let it heal on its own. There's no nothing,
Speaker 2: no tape, no splints, nothing.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, well you're like, excuse me. I did an
Speaker 1: episode about this thirty nine hours and that's not how
Speaker 1: we did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're stuck in the nineties. So Joey and Michelle's
Speaker 2: jaws fly open at the sight of this. Stephanie tells
Speaker 2: Joey not to worry, it's just a little broken nose.
Speaker 2: Jesse tells them that the splint should be off in
Speaker 2: a week and then she'll be good as new. Joey
Speaker 2: tells steph that he is so sorry he bought her
Speaker 2: some things and proceeds to dump out a huge bag
Speaker 2: filled with stuffed animals and toys. She thanks him for
Speaker 2: the gesture, knowing he didn't mean to break her nose.
Speaker 2: Michelle hears this and scolds her, uncle, you broke Stephanie's nose.
Speaker 2: Go to your room. Joey's size. You're right, I've been bad,
Speaker 2: and he begins to follow her orders.
Speaker 1: The instant shane that this family feels yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: it's effective deeply internally, the emotions l yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: I've been bad.
Speaker 2: Right, So Jesse has to run after him, reminding him
Speaker 2: that Michelle is only three years old and has no
Speaker 2: authority over him. Michelle hops down from her chair and
Speaker 2: tells Stephanie, I'll take a picture.
Speaker 1: Say cheese.
Speaker 2: She points the polaroid at steph and that's when the
Speaker 2: realization hits Tomorrow is class picture day. She sighs, why
Speaker 2: me and runs upstairs. Michelle calls after her, telling her
Speaker 2: she forgot the presence. Stephanie is dejected, and she admits
Speaker 2: she doesn't even want them. Michelle smiles and walks over
Speaker 2: to the goodies. Ooh, happy birthday to me.
Speaker 1: Right, She's like, I see an opportunity because no one's
Speaker 1: you're watching me, so myself. Yeah, I feel like Steph
Speaker 1: would have had some black eyes. That would have been
Speaker 1: the thing that because when you break your nose, that's
Speaker 1: get those the bruising underneath, that's it's the bruising. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they should have. Maybe it wasn't in the budget to
Speaker 1: add that to the Well, I'm sure that would have
Speaker 1: looked too much, you know what I mean, that would
Speaker 1: have looked again, it's that thing where it's like, well wait, pain,
Speaker 1: but not mind line real pain. Yeah right, we don't
Speaker 1: want to get two black eyes on a little kidder.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe a little too much, that could be
Speaker 1: that would have I feel like that would have been
Speaker 1: the thing that would have shown up in the pictures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Well this is a rite of passage.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know about your kids, but Tate
Speaker 2: had would always, without fail, get an injury, a head
Speaker 2: laceration the night before school pictures, Like it's either the
Speaker 2: scratch on his face from the soccer ball, the staples
Speaker 2: in the head from when he jumped off the couch
Speaker 2: and hit the coffee table, without fail, the night before
Speaker 2: school pictures fifth grade, and I'm like, why why go
Speaker 2: tim that?
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that with mine, But I do remember
Speaker 1: one year, I think it was Zoe's second grade year,
Speaker 1: and she had these clip on like dress up princess
Speaker 1: earrings that were bell from Beauty and the Beast, but
Speaker 1: they were like chandelier ear you know. They were like
Speaker 1: that you'd wear with a princess costume. Oh yeah, And
Speaker 1: apparently she wanted to wear those in her school picture,
Speaker 1: and so she took them from home and put them
Speaker 1: in her backpack and at picture time clip those bad
Speaker 1: boys on and took her picture, and so he got
Speaker 1: the picture back she is smiling the biggest smile with
Speaker 1: these gigantic ear rings on, and just so proud of herself.
Speaker 1: Dad was like, what were Why'd you let her take those?
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't even know she had them. She
Speaker 1: was like, I wanted to wear the earrings, and if
Speaker 1: I remember right, I think they like they they had said,
Speaker 1: like or she went back to take the picture with
Speaker 1: them on, because the first one she didn't have them,
Speaker 1: and I think she asked him to have her picture
Speaker 1: retaken something like that. But yeah, I have it somewhere
Speaker 1: in like one of the frames, you know, all the
Speaker 1: stacks of pictures. Is Zoe in second grade with these
Speaker 1: gigantic ear rings on, And I was like, that's amazing,
Speaker 1: as she is so your daughter, Like she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it my way, I'm gonna do it right.
Speaker 2: She was permission from adults, like I'm aware of these.
Speaker 1: I mean, you love me? Yeah? It was great And
Speaker 1: she and I was my favorite school photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that kid. So in the kitchen, Joey
Speaker 2: is stressed out. How is he supposed to tell Danny
Speaker 2: what he has done? Jesse reminds him it was an accident.
Speaker 2: Plus Danny is his best friend, he'll understand. Joey gives
Speaker 2: Jesse a scenario. If your best friend broke your daughter's nose,
Speaker 2: what would you do, And, without hesitation, Jesse responds, I'd
Speaker 2: kill him. I mean, yeah, if he punched her in
Speaker 2: the face. But like an accident, it was one hundred
Speaker 2: percent accident.
Speaker 1: This was this.
Speaker 2: Jesse's just laying on the guilt. This is payback for
Speaker 2: the gas lighting that happened to.
Speaker 1: That's what this is. Actually. Just then Danny and DJ
Speaker 1: walk in through the back door. I was surprised DJ
Speaker 1: could get in with those shoulder pats. She had to
Speaker 1: turn slightly. Shoulder pads aren't going away. No, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, they're building on top of each other, layered.
Speaker 1: The shoulder pads are going to get a cast credit
Speaker 1: by next season because they are for sure. Apparently they
Speaker 1: get their own infro.
Speaker 2: DJ excitedly greets Joey and asks how the show went.
Speaker 2: He tries to change the subject, so instead he asks
Speaker 2: about their day in court. Danny tells them that while
Speaker 2: he was pleading his case, his meter ran out and
Speaker 2: they towed his car, so it cost him one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars to beat out a thirty dollars ticket.
Speaker 1: Woh wow, back in the days of thirty dollars tickets, right,
Speaker 1: who even parking tickets like eighty five at this point? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it ain't cheap. No.
Speaker 2: DJ is certain that they can fight this. She asks
Speaker 2: him to set up the court date a week from Thursday.
Speaker 2: She has a killer biology test that day.
Speaker 1: Well, because the courts also work around the Tanner family,
Speaker 1: they can get whatever date they need. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it was the next day. They were like, we need
Speaker 1: to get into court tomorrow, and they were like, sure,
Speaker 1: go for it. Absolutely, They'll hold on mister Tanner family
Speaker 1: has sam for Cisco. It's impressive. It's really it's really impressive.
Speaker 2: But doesn't like DJ's mentioned this twice now, But don't
Speaker 2: you just have to take the test the next time
Speaker 2: you come back to school.
Speaker 1: It's not like you get out of the test completely.
Speaker 2: So she just keeps putting it off. She eventually she's
Speaker 2: gonna have to take that test.
Speaker 1: She is, but she's gonna have all of the answers
Speaker 1: stored in her shoulder pats so she can just sort
Speaker 1: of look to the left or the right and read
Speaker 1: on the inside what the answers are. It's a whole
Speaker 1: long test too, it's giant, but there's plenty of room
Speaker 1: so it's fine. Like cliff Notes, the shoulder pad edition,
Speaker 1: the shoulder Yeah, yeah, you just what they actually are,
Speaker 1: cliff Notes books just shoved in there. And then she
Speaker 1: just kind of glances at him. You know this is brilliant, Yeah,
Speaker 1: no questions asked, brilliant. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Danny asks the guys how the show went, and
Speaker 2: Joey admits I was booed off the stage and fired
Speaker 2: say yeah, and he tries to walk away. Danny is
Speaker 2: prized to hear that he was fired, like really didn't
Speaker 2: even have the job, like he just was he.
Speaker 1: Was surprising here. He was fired because Danny set this
Speaker 1: all up and paid some guy extra to, you know,
Speaker 1: take Joey off his hands again the show. And now
Speaker 1: he's like, wow, all that and you were fired And
Speaker 1: I thought my money a little a little further than that. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Danny's disappointed.
Speaker 2: He's, whoa, I don't have as much pull in this
Speaker 2: sushion as I thought. Yeah, Danny says he was sure
Speaker 2: that Joey would be a hit, and Jesse admits, well,
Speaker 2: there was a hit involved. Joey tries to find the
Speaker 2: right words to explain, but Michelle walks in and breaks
Speaker 2: the news for him. Joey broke Stephanie's nose. Danny's eyes
Speaker 2: widen and he shouts, you broke Stephanie's nose, and he
Speaker 2: runs upstairs without another word. Michelle wags her finger at
Speaker 2: Joey and says, you better go to your room, and
Speaker 2: Joey nods and dismisses himself. Michelle's running the house, and
Speaker 2: Michelle is parenting, and she's running the household.
Speaker 1: Now, oh some days, I don't know how the Tanners
Speaker 1: made it.
Speaker 2: There's survival instincts. It's been really strong because yeah, great.
Speaker 1: Not announcer communication, you know what I mean, Like nobody
Speaker 1: like you broke her nose with a tube for what?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean it's just the leaps.
Speaker 2: To yeah, leaping to conclusions, lack of communication, no boundaries
Speaker 2: like this South.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's the necessary ingredients for a sitcom. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: This is this is how it goes. So in the
Speaker 2: girls room, Steph is pacing as she tells DJ, there's
Speaker 2: no way I'm going to school tomorrow for picture day.
Speaker 2: Last year, I was sneeze Burger. This year, I'll be
Speaker 2: robo nos. DJ reminds her that their dad won't let
Speaker 2: her miss school. Stephanie nods in agreement. Then she suggests,
Speaker 2: what if I don't ask him?
Speaker 1: This is Steph, This is Steph.
Speaker 2: If I just do it, yeah, that's no. But nobody
Speaker 2: asked me, right. Danny frantically runs into the room to
Speaker 2: check on Steph. He asks if she's okay, and she
Speaker 2: says she's fine. Danny wonders, is there anything you need?
Speaker 2: Steph thinks for a moment before suggesting, I've always wanted
Speaker 2: a big screen TV. Well played Steph well played lead
Speaker 2: into that, Joe.
Speaker 1: She asks Joey for that. Yeah, she would have gotten
Speaker 1: the big screen instantly, instantly. So.
Speaker 2: The next day, Stephanie is sneaking up the stairs wearing
Speaker 2: her backpack and school outfit and slides into her room undetected.
Speaker 2: She closes the door and lets out a heavy sigh.
Speaker 2: She turns around and sees Michelle digging through her toy box.
Speaker 2: She asks her what are you doing here? And Michelle counters,
Speaker 2: what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Stuff? I'm just having my usual unsupervised morning. Why are
Speaker 1: you interrupting? This is a part of Michelle's Day's right
Speaker 1: there stealing things from everyone's room because no one's watching me, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: There's no need for adults in this house.
Speaker 1: Michelle's got it. She's not covered, you know.
Speaker 2: Stephanie asks Michelle if she sneaks into their room every
Speaker 2: day after she leaves for school, and Michelle nods every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Steph tells Michelle that she's ditching school because she can't
Speaker 2: take her class picture with the giant splint on her nose.
Speaker 2: She makes Michelle pinky swear not to tell anyone that
Speaker 2: she's here. Then she asks Michelle for a favor.
Speaker 1: She and Michelle would have to see someone in order
Speaker 1: for her to tell someone that they were here, So
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: This is not a big concern.
Speaker 1: Really, No, she didn't tell i'n't running anybody for like
Speaker 1: four or five hours, So it's fine.
Speaker 2: She's she got plenty of time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Steph asks Michelle for a favor. She needs her
Speaker 2: to go downstairs and get her something to eat. She
Speaker 2: coaches her, if anyone asks who the food is for,
Speaker 2: you say nobody. She asks Michelle if she's got it,
Speaker 2: and Michelle gives her a thumbs up.
Speaker 1: Got it, dude.
Speaker 2: So next in the kitchen, we see Michelle has jars
Speaker 2: of peanut butter and jelly propped in front of her
Speaker 2: with two slices of bread. She is grabbing handfuls and
Speaker 2: slathering it on the bread with her bare hands.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 2: Joey walks in to find Michelle making this mess. She
Speaker 2: licks her hands and declares, hmm, I'm a good cook.
Speaker 2: He reminds her that she just ate breakfast, but Michelle
Speaker 2: insists it's not for her, and Joey asks who it's for.
Speaker 2: And she says nobody. Then she grabs her mess of
Speaker 2: a sandwich and carries it upstairs.
Speaker 1: With not an out, no adult going don't do what? Yeah? No?
Speaker 1: Just oh kids? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why would they stop her?
Speaker 1: Right? I love it? I love this show. Is this
Speaker 1: the scene?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I have? What's the next one? I know exactly the
Speaker 1: story that you're gonna say?
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, okay, well okay bring it up then, because
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to You're gonna bring it good, yay.
Speaker 1: Great minds.
Speaker 2: So in the girl's room, Stuff examines this sandwich and
Speaker 2: tells Michelle that it's inside out. Michelle continues to lick
Speaker 2: her peeb and jay hands while reminding her you're supposed
Speaker 2: to say thank you. Joey yells upstairs for Michelle and
Speaker 2: Steph panics. She goes to hide and reminds Michelle that
Speaker 2: she is not here. Joey opens the door just as
Speaker 2: Steff shimmys her way into the closet. He tells Michelle
Speaker 2: she's going to make such a mess up there, and
Speaker 2: Michelle licks her hands and.
Speaker 1: Says, too late. So here I have. This is where
Speaker 1: I have to tell the story about the massy hands. Yes,
Speaker 1: tell the story yes, so I believe it was in
Speaker 1: because I seem to remember it happening. I was in
Speaker 1: the scene, so I know it was in the girl's
Speaker 1: room because that was when she had the stuff in
Speaker 1: her hands and she'd made the sandwiches. It was Mary Kate.
Speaker 1: She'd made the sandwiches with the peanut butter and all
Speaker 1: the stuff on her hands, and in the next scene
Speaker 1: they had to put it back on because I'm sure
Speaker 1: we weren't shooting in order, or maybe we were in
Speaker 1: that scenario, but they had to put more peanut butter
Speaker 1: and jelly and stuff on her hands. She was over
Speaker 1: it very much done. Did not like her hands messy,
Speaker 1: which I get. I also do not like my hands
Speaker 1: to be messy. And I believe we were getting ready
Speaker 1: to shoot and they were like, okay, you got just
Speaker 1: one more time with the you know, we got to
Speaker 1: put more peanut butter on your hands, and I seem
Speaker 1: to remember Mary Kate. She said, if you don't get
Speaker 1: this off of my hands, I'm gonna sing. And you
Speaker 1: started singing because she was like, I'm I don't I
Speaker 1: just want you to wipe my hands, and so Adria
Speaker 1: had to like negotiate quickly with her and be like,
Speaker 1: just just we just need you one more time, one
Speaker 1: more time. We got one more time out of it,
Speaker 1: and that was but that was it. And and she
Speaker 1: was like, I'm now I'm singing. And I don't remember
Speaker 1: what she started to sing or if she started to sing,
Speaker 1: but she it was definitely on a gag reel somewhere.
Speaker 1: It's not a gagril. Hopefully Karen has it. She can
Speaker 1: and she threatens to if you don't wipe my hand,
Speaker 1: I'm going to thing. It was brilliant and you just
Speaker 1: you can just see how this three year old has
Speaker 1: figured out how she can her crew. She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, and I'm gonna sing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was great, so funny classic. I do remember that
Speaker 1: from from the Blue perm reel, and I swear immediately
Speaker 1: after that her hands were wiped off and everything was funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yes, it's just one more shot. And she was
Speaker 1: she was a trooper for going through that. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see so just then Comet runs into the
Speaker 1: room and makes a bee line to Stephanie, who is
Speaker 1: still hiding in the closet.
Speaker 2: He tries to get the peeb and Jay sandwich, and
Speaker 2: Michelle watches him and says, uh oh. Commet has the
Speaker 2: sandwich in his mouth and runs away with it, and
Speaker 2: Michelle shouts after him, Hey, you doggie, that's for nobody.
Speaker 2: She chases after Comet and Joey lets out a big sigh.
Speaker 2: He walks over to the closet and opens the door,
Speaker 2: staring at Stephanie. She tries to play it cool. Oh, hi, Joey,
Speaker 2: I was just testing my new glow in the dark
Speaker 2: shoelaces and think, Yeah, she's quick, quick on her feet.
Speaker 1: But Joey asks, why aren't you at school?
Speaker 2: Stephanie beggs, Please don't make me go to school like this.
Speaker 2: You already broke my nose on TV.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna make me be teased for a whole year.
Speaker 1: What did I ever do to you? All I did
Speaker 1: was love you? Well, she learned that manipulation strong right
Speaker 1: from Joey. She's like, oh, you're bringing dogs and cats
Speaker 1: into this. What did I ever do to you? Why
Speaker 1: don't you love me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She just said, tables have turned the family just learns
Speaker 2: from each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, it's great.
Speaker 2: This is probably where Mary Kate picked it up from
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, actually, how it's Jolly breaks down, Oh,
Speaker 2: you never have to go to school again, and he
Speaker 2: gives her a big hug. But while they're embracing, Jesse
Speaker 2: walks in and he asks Stephanie, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Stephanie adults, who took me to school? Well? I probably,
Speaker 1: I mean I obviously I walk.
Speaker 2: Okay, take the bush or an elephant, multiple modes of transfer.
Speaker 2: So Stephanie enthusiastically states. Joey says, I never have to
Speaker 2: go to school again. Joey tries to explain that she's
Speaker 2: way too embarrassed to get her picture taken like this.
Speaker 2: They can write her a little note and Danny will
Speaker 2: never know, and Stuff's like, hey works for me. Jesse
Speaker 2: pulls stuff aside, reminding her that she's only in the
Speaker 2: second grade once, hopefully, and a class picture is something
Speaker 2: that you can treasure forever. If she misses the picture,
Speaker 2: she may regret it for the rest of her life.
Speaker 2: Steph nods, but she decides, well, she's willing to take
Speaker 2: that chance. Jesse decides to put it another way, She's
Speaker 2: going to school. Steph tries to protest, but he is
Speaker 2: not listening. He makes her going downstairs and wait for him.
Speaker 2: She obliges, but before she walks out, she says, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna smile. Joey's bent out of shape over this,
Speaker 2: telling Jesse this is all his fault.
Speaker 1: Jesse, yes it is.
Speaker 2: Joey sarcastically thanks him for the pep talk, and Jesse
Speaker 2: tells him to grow up. Feeling guilty won't help anyone.
Speaker 2: Joey sighs, great, now I feel guilty about feeling guilty.
Speaker 1: I'm a bad boy. But he needs Michelle to punish him.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jesse say, snap out of it, emphasizing that Joey
Speaker 2: is a comedian. He's supposed to make people laugh at
Speaker 2: their troubles. He tells Joey that there's a little girl
Speaker 2: downstairs that could use a laugh. So will he help
Speaker 2: her or will he stay in this room and wallow
Speaker 2: in self pity. Joey asks for just one more wallow
Speaker 2: and falls onto Steph's bed in defeat.
Speaker 1: And then you need a good wallow? Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: So Next, at the elementary school, Jesse is walking Stephanie
Speaker 2: to her classroom and someone opens the door right when
Speaker 2: they arrive. Joey steps out into the hall, telling them
Speaker 2: he was waiting for Steph. How what did he operate?
Speaker 1: How did he get there first?
Speaker 2: Last we saw he's wallowing in your bed. Right now
Speaker 2: he's like set up a whole bit into the classroom.
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, Jesse's probably got into how many accidents on the
Speaker 2: way to.
Speaker 1: School.
Speaker 2: So je Joey just is a better driver, uh so,
Speaker 2: he tells her. He tells her that everyone is ready
Speaker 2: to take the class picture, and Stephanie groans, do I
Speaker 2: have to? I'm gonna look so silly. Joey assures her
Speaker 2: that she is not going to look any sillier than
Speaker 2: the rest of the class. Steph hangs her head and
Speaker 2: trudges into the room. Her classmates greet her, and to
Speaker 2: her surprise, they're all wearing Groucho Marks glasses with the
Speaker 2: hairy eyebrows, the big nose, and the fuzzy mustache. Steph grins,
Speaker 2: all right, this is great. Joey tells her that he
Speaker 2: has a pair for her too. She gives him a
Speaker 2: kiss on the cheek, saying thanks, mister egghead, and then
Speaker 2: she gives Jesse a kiss on the cheek, saying thanks. Professor.
Speaker 2: Jesse tells Joey, this is one of the stupidest ideas
Speaker 2: you've ever.
Speaker 1: Had and one of the best. Good job.
Speaker 2: The teacher, who's also wearing the funny glasses, counts everyone
Speaker 2: in for the picture one, two, three, smile. Then she
Speaker 2: asks them to take one without the glasses. Everyone takes
Speaker 2: theirs off, but Steph is hesitant. She looks to Jesse
Speaker 2: and Joey for guidance and they nod, signaling that it
Speaker 2: will be okay. Steph shrugs, yeah, what the heck. She
Speaker 2: takes off the glasses and Joey puts a pair on.
Speaker 2: He talks in a groucho voice and tells the class
Speaker 2: everyone say the secret word, and of course that word
Speaker 2: would be cheese. They all grin at the camera and
Speaker 2: shout geeze, and that is our show.
Speaker 1: That's our show. It was a very cute ending, very
Speaker 1: cute endings. I mean, I'm so glad that Joey keeps
Speaker 1: large amounts of Groucho marks glasses at the ready. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a stash of him back. Well, yeah, the
Speaker 1: joke shops not open that early in the morning. You know,
Speaker 1: you got to have those things ready to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had thirty pair just right there at the ready. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was great, but those actually was. I loved this episode.
Speaker 1: It was very cute and it was a sweet story
Speaker 1: between Joey and Staph, And yeah, I loved doing this one.
Speaker 1: Plus I got to do some fun, silly, physical comedy
Speaker 1: and yeah, oh it had everything. It had. It had comedy,
Speaker 1: it had heart, and it had Walter. It had Walter.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and I really loved this Joey's storyline. I
Speaker 2: haven't loved some of his previous storylines, but he does
Speaker 2: best when he's finding creative ways to help the girls. Yes,
Speaker 2: like the he helps stuff with the Honeybee Sleepier coming
Speaker 2: up in a while. The dating storylines don't work for
Speaker 2: me with Joey. I think that there's no heart, there's
Speaker 2: not enough comedy right in those storylines. But this is
Speaker 2: where he shines. And he's parenting the girls like le
Speaker 2: Me was parenting DJ when and made or miss the
Speaker 2: Karate Championship and Joey gets tough. Yeah, so this is
Speaker 2: this is where he shines the best.
Speaker 1: And you know, and it's I like watching kind of
Speaker 1: all the guys like take turns, figuring it out, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. They all have their moments of strength,
Speaker 1: their areas there, you know, whatever situation they might be in,
Speaker 1: like one of them is usually handling it better than
Speaker 1: the others. And you know, it's just it's neat to
Speaker 1: like watch the guys kind of try and figure it
Speaker 1: out together because sometimes it just depends on what happened
Speaker 1: and they you know what I mean, Like one week
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, no, I you know, this is Michelle's baby,
Speaker 1: or or like you know what I mean, Michelle's the baby,
Speaker 1: she can't do it whatever, right, And then you know,
Speaker 1: the next week it'll be the next one. And I
Speaker 1: just like that because it is kind of true how
Speaker 1: it is as a parent, Like yeah, sometimes shine and
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm doing great, and then sometimes you're like, oh no,
Speaker 1: my baby, I'll do anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very well balanced in that. Yeah, there's not
Speaker 2: just one no at all and one do fiss. It's like,
Speaker 2: well they ebb and flow, and that's that's very real life,
Speaker 2: and it's it's wonderful to see the flaws and the
Speaker 2: successes of these characters.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean so many successes though, just TV shows
Speaker 1: being handed out left and right, right, everybody like, oh
Speaker 1: you get a show show, right, everyone gets a show
Speaker 1: and a jingle and a band and a yeah I
Speaker 1: love this family, love it so much success. Did you
Speaker 1: have everywhere? He looks, Yeah, great.
Speaker 2: Minds, I do I have one?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I have okay this.
Speaker 2: In one of the first scenes, John is wearing that
Speaker 2: mustard yellow shirt and black That is the exact same
Speaker 2: shirt he wore in the last episode for thirteen Candles.
Speaker 2: I went back and watched the exact same shirt, not
Speaker 2: just same colors, same shirt, Like, come on, come on, wardrobe, like,
Speaker 2: what did you have? You didn't have any other shirt?
Speaker 1: Well, just love it. That makes me feel like we
Speaker 1: didn't shoot that in order or something, or maybe you
Speaker 1: know what I mean that like, because typically wardrobe wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't do that, right. That seems like a big oversight.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, did John, And I feel like maybe
Speaker 2: it was shot out of order?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know either, but yeah it is.
Speaker 1: I know. I saw that shirt and I was like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen that shirt, but I thought
Speaker 1: it was that Candace had been wearing it at one
Speaker 1: point because DJ also has very similar shirts, the mustard yellow, black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very popular. Did you see his furry boots. No,
Speaker 1: it weighed like leopard patterned boots.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so the budget was spent on the boots.
Speaker 1: They had to read we've seen the boots before. The
Speaker 1: boots are also a repeat customer, but they Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the full look, very nineties.
Speaker 2: It's just jarring because you don't see that in TV
Speaker 2: shows anymore.
Speaker 1: Like five seasons a fuller. We never repeated an outfit once,
Speaker 1: so right, no, not anymore. Yeah, you used to, it
Speaker 1: used to be, you know. But the Tanners, well they've
Speaker 1: I mean they've just everyone's got a TV show, so
Speaker 1: they can just buy new clothes. They don't ever have
Speaker 1: to wear the same thing twice. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They'll
Speaker 1: hand me downs nothing, not even with three girls. No,
Speaker 1: they're just all original clothes. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh so funny.
Speaker 1: Did you all everywhere? I did? I hadn't everywhere. You
Speaker 1: look in the scene with all the kids in the
Speaker 1: Mister egg Head set and the girl who is sitting
Speaker 1: next to Walter, I don't know if you remember, but
Speaker 1: that was Blake who was Adria's I want to say
Speaker 1: it was her cousin's daughter or her niece or something,
Speaker 1: but but one of Adria's relatives her I want to say,
Speaker 1: her mom's name was Rayna or something, and then Blake
Speaker 1: was the daughter. And they also were the ones that
Speaker 1: did the celebrity Kids cruises, and so Blake would go
Speaker 1: on those. Blake was on those with us. We have
Speaker 1: pictures of us on a like celeb Kids cruise years later,
Speaker 1: like towards like season seven or eight. But Blake was
Speaker 1: was somebody who was was often there and she was
Speaker 1: Adria's niece, cousin, I'm not yeah, And there were other
Speaker 1: there were other kids in there that we'd see. Alison
Speaker 1: Keith Richmond's daughter was sitting directly behind me, So they
Speaker 1: were a couple o kids sprinkled in there. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: You know, if you if you're gonna have extras in
Speaker 2: a scene, you might as well make it a family affair.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and great nieces and cousins and daughters exactly.
Speaker 1: It's fun that it's fun for them to get to
Speaker 1: be in the show. But yeah, I remember, because I
Speaker 1: don't think we I don't know that we had seen
Speaker 1: Blake up until this point. I think that was the
Speaker 1: first time that we'd seen her as an extra.
Speaker 2: So I wonder does she come back as an extra?
Speaker 1: She did a few, Because she did a few extra
Speaker 1: she was again one like the one of the kids
Speaker 1: that was close to my age. So it was always
Speaker 1: whenever there was a party scene or a classroom scene
Speaker 1: or whatever it was, you know, everybody who had relatives
Speaker 1: that age was like, let me bring my kid in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that's so cool. Yeah, but yeah, I remember that,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh yeah, and then we
Speaker 1: all went on those those cruises together when we were teenagers.
Speaker 2: So that that was an experience like no other.
Speaker 1: Those cruises were intense and there are no new kids.
Speaker 1: They're no new kids cruise. Also, that doesn't compare. Doesn't
Speaker 1: even hold a candle, it's not even yeah yeah, but
Speaker 1: no one was doing known was doing uh you know,
Speaker 1: door decoration for us. But I'm well, hey, if they
Speaker 1: ever bring it back, we'll do a TGIF cruise and
Speaker 1: get all of our buddies on this cruise and oh
Speaker 1: it would sell out in a minute and we would
Speaker 1: have much fun. Con cruise.
Speaker 2: Let's get the Boy meets World, Castle's get stepped. We
Speaker 2: come up with, oh, let's pitch it do the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know who we pitch it to. But let's
Speaker 2: do it. We got to get people on board, though.
Speaker 2: I mean, you and I will definitely do it. But
Speaker 2: can we get Daniel Fishel can meet Christine lacoln Lincoln
Speaker 2: will do it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we could get I'm sure we could get
Speaker 1: a fair amount of people to do it. Love it. Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 2: Can we get the guys with the DJs with jackets
Speaker 2: and the pony tails them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember his name. You don't remember what you
Speaker 1: had for breakfast this morning, but you remember his name.
Speaker 1: Don't remember what it did yesterday, but totally remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back when the day, back in the days when my
Speaker 1: brain headspace and recall anyway, ok yeah, all right, well
Speaker 1: remember well okay, well we've got to work on that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're gonna we're gonna work on that. The
Speaker 1: fans are already saving their dollars, right, Yeah, we're gonna. Guys,
Speaker 1: don't get too excited. We're gonna we're gonna forget we
Speaker 1: have this conversation about ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna get it easily. It'll wait out of sight,
Speaker 2: out of mind exactly.
Speaker 1: But thank you guys again for listening. Uh, this was
Speaker 1: another excellent episode. I'm sorry I.
Speaker 2: Had to do it all done, well done, you have.
Speaker 1: To It's all right. I'll give my this's a pun
Speaker 1: joke on everyone, but thank you for just so much,
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Speaker 1: even stop now.
Speaker 2: Now it's gonna talk, right, It's like a Pavlovian response
Speaker 2: at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get this microphone out from in front of me.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stop anyway. It's spend
Speaker 1: a day, I know, spend a day. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: to everyone for listening. Take us out. Yeah, I'm taking
Speaker 1: us out, Take us out. Remember the world is small.
Speaker 1: The house is full of excellent memories. I like it
Speaker 1: had had to be an There was no other way
Speaker 1: to end this podcast, no other way, no unless you
Speaker 1: punched me in the face. And I like crossed my
Speaker 1: eyes and went rude like, yeah, would be it. We'll
Speaker 1: save that for another episode, yayno later, so it's fine.