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Speaker 1: Okay, Hello, Hello, Joey Sweeten, Andrew Barber, Hello, my friend.

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Speaker 2: A while since we've done that bit.

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Speaker 1: It has it has been a while, but we're back.

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Speaker 1: My voice was quite in shape for it.

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Speaker 2: We should have done a vocal warm up.

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Speaker 1: Oh seriously, yeah, or had something other than coffee, which

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Speaker 1: can't get enough of these days. It can't get up.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of things, I can't get enough of? What can

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Speaker 1: we have a brief moment to discuss the full house

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Speaker 1: shout out on Doctor Odyssey? Right what? Yes? Yes, Now

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Speaker 1: I did not see the episode. I didn't see the

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Speaker 1: full episode, but my understanding is that Joshua Jackson, uh

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Speaker 1: is a doctor on a cruise ship.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like a naval it's a yeah, I haven't hipn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know the show existed until until this clip.

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Speaker 1: I randomly was supposed to audition for it, but it

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Speaker 1: was going to be out of town and then uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then they played so I'm like, yeah, basically, Doctor

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Speaker 1: Odyssey is sucking me.

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Speaker 2: Into So he's not in uniform, Okay, this is changing

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Speaker 2: my Well she might be because he's a doctor on

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Speaker 1: I believe because you're, don't you international? I don't. I

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Speaker 1: got to watch the show that Max is the new

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Speaker 1: onboard doctor for a luxury cruise ship, where the small

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Speaker 1: but mighty medical team navigate unique medical crises and each

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Speaker 1: other miles from sure.

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Speaker 2: Oh so like love Boat meets r R. Yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 1: So exciting and new. I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Were you a Dawson's Creek fan? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: Or weirdly, I went out for Dawson's Creek and I

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Speaker 1: think maybe went to Network for Dawson's Creek. Wait, which

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Speaker 1: the I don't remember. I think it was Katie Holmes character.

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Speaker 1: I never watched the show. Okay, so that tells you

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Speaker 1: a lot there, But yeah, no it was. I did

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Speaker 2: Well, I was never like a pac. He played Pacey

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Speaker 1: But Pace, it's a weird name. Pace Pacy. Yeah, he

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Speaker 2: But I was never into Like, I wasn't really into

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it just wasn't my thing. But Joshua Jackson, now,

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Speaker 2: There's a clip of him on the red carpet at

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Speaker 1: Have you seen right where they do those those.

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Speaker 2: And he's like grabbing you know, the the.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like it's like, yeah, I got pregnant

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Speaker 1: that clip, wow, which is impressive for several reasons. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and not only is it Joshua Jackson, it's Joshua Jackson

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean Stephanie Tanner, he said your name,

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing this was, this was this was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's My waiter in Italy referred to me by

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Speaker 1: Bob Boyette finally had his unveiling of his caricature at Sardi's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, next time Doctor Odyssey is in New York,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that show has shot up to number one

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Speaker 2: I think you're going to get the first DIBs.

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Speaker 2: I was like, wait, is that Joshua Jackson is that

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Speaker 2: Let's get into a buckle up. Fan ritos. Welcome back

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Speaker 2: to How Rude. Tanerito's I'm Andrea Barber. And I'm Jodie Sweeten,

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Speaker 2: and today we are discussing season three, episode eighteen, entitled

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Speaker 2: Mister Egghead. It aired originally on February sixteenth, nineteen ninety,

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Speaker 2: and it goes a little something like this, Joey gets

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Speaker 2: a job as a guest host on an educational television

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Speaker 2: show for children, where a prop injures Stephanie. Uh oh,

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Speaker 2: I can't wait till we get to that scene.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It was directed by none of that than

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Speaker 1: Bille Fausta couffee Quawk Coffee.

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Speaker 2: It was written by Rob Dames. And we have two

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Speaker 2: I screamed when I saw him.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yes, he's by the way. I have

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Speaker 2: She reenacts her facial expression from that unfortunate moment. Well done.

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Speaker 2: I looked this up. You're right, burgers are delicious. It

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Speaker 2: The fan got it? So Jesse decides to help Steph out.

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Speaker 2: So he grabs the camera and Steph poses. Just then

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Speaker 1: Whoa bro, flax.

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Speaker 2: It's always immediateation.

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Speaker 1: Very fine without me. I'm looking for someone to play

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Speaker 2: She's desperate for human interactions, right, poor child. So Jesse

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Speaker 1: teeth hanging out in there. Yeah, and you can see

433
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 1: so much of your guns. So I really delivered this. Yeah,

434
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: I really is Yeah, it was intense. Hurt myself. Oh man.

435
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 2: So Jesse snaps one last pick and hands it over

436
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 2: to Steph. Once he's done photographing stuff, Michelle declares that

437
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 2: it's her turn. Jesse tells her to show me some love,

438
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 2: and Michelle gives him a.

439
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: Cute little pose.

440
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 2: Then Jesse asks to see her teeth, and Michelle grabs

441
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 2: the corners of her mouth and pulls him outwards so

442
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: her full set of teeth are showing.

443
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 1: Do you remember this?

444
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,479
Speaker 2: Olsen's did this all the time day.

445
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 1: I think it was this. They thought it was hilarious,

446
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: TODs do yeah, And I think there also knew it

447
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: was something that everyone will be like, don't do not

448
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 1: right now, But you know, because they do it in

449
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 1: the middle of a take, so it was like a

450
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: form of like I can do this, yeah, and then

451
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: it would always get a laugh. So then like just

452
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 1: write it into the scene.

453
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 2: It aloud. So Danny storms into the house holding a

454
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 2: traffic ticket. He's appalled, telling Jesse he did not deserve

455
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 2: it and now his perfect driving record is ruined. Jesse

456
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 2: is unfazed by the ticket, telling Danny to put it

457
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: on his record. No one will even know.

458
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's already crashed. What a car, a motorcycle? Yeah,

459
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: he's at this point. Yeah, it's throwing on his record.

460
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: Who cares, It'll just get buried. Yep. Uh.

461
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 2: He grabs the ticket and crumples it into a ball,

462
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: and Danny nervously uncrumples the paper, telling Jesse he shouldn't

463
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: do that to government paper. Now he's gonna have to

464
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: iron it, oh, Danny. DJ defends Danny and says that

465
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 2: right turn only sign was hidden behind a big bush.

466
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 2: She calls the ticket totally bogus, and Danny agrees it

467
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 2: was a humongous injustice. Danny declares that he's going to

468
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 2: fight this thing and DJ will be his star witness

469
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 2: in court. DJ enthusiastically asks if they could do it

470
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 2: on Wednesday because she has a math test she'd like

471
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 2: to miss. Joey walks into the house next, and he

472
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 2: is extra chipper. He pulls on Danny's cheeks while saying

473
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: I love you stretch. Then he tells the whole family,

474
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,919
Speaker 2: thanks to Danny, I have an on the air tryout

475
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 2: to be the new mister Egghead.

476
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: Because that's how things work, right. I was like, what

477
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: on the air? Like this nepo the nepotism of this

478
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: family and Danny.

479
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 2: It's strong?

480
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: Is it's strong? Although I would like is this it?

481
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: Is it? Like it's just local? Like is it like

482
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: the public channel? You know what I mean? Like, oh

483
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: is watching the local channel? Yeah?

484
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 2: You never you never do a test on air.

485
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: Like yeah, you don't, especially have a guy who are

486
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: like you don't know anything about science? Ah, doesn't matter

487
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: what nineties? Yep, I was the nineties. Yeah, I have

488
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: an on the air tryout to be to host a

489
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: television show. Never done it before, Just gonna see how

490
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: it goes.

491
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it worked, you know, just make it

492
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: work however you have right. So the whole family is

493
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 2: very excited for Joey, They congratulate him, and Steph adds

494
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 2: mister Egghead is the smartest person on television next to

495
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 2: Connie Chung.

496
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: The love for Connie Chung for continue. She's a powerful

497
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: woman who asks very important questions.

498
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can see why Steph admires her so much.

499
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 2: DJ chimes in reminding Joey that mister Egghead has to

500
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 2: know everything about science, not that he doesn't know everything

501
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 2: about science. But then she honestly asks, do you know

502
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 2: anything about science? But Joey isn't worried in the slightest

503
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: He asks, what's the difference? Is Captain Kangaroo a real captain? Hey,

504
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: he's not even a real kangaroo. That's the attitude to

505
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: go into a new job with. Hey, you're getting an

506
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: on the air tryout for a science show. Do you

507
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,640
Speaker 2: know anything about science?

508
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: Nah? What does it matter? I wasn't even a real clown. What.

509
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: The blind confidence of this family is unmatched. I love him.

510
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: I just love them. They anything they touch, they that's excellent.

511
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: They just they're on TV left and right. Yeah, Yeah,

512
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: it's incredible.

513
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: I love it.

514
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: San Francisco really does revolve entirely around this family. The

515
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: entire city.

516
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 2: Joey is certain that all he has to do is

517
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 2: be hip and funny and follow the script. He pats

518
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: Jesse on the back, adding and with this guy as

519
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: my sidekick, how can I miss? Jesse is fiddling with

520
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,959
Speaker 2: his guitar, not really paying attention, so he mindlessly says, oh,

521
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 2: that's right, with Jesse as his son, and suddenly he

522
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: realized sidekick and he chases after Joey.

523
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: So he's gotten on the air tryout and he's roping

524
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 1: someone in who doesn't even know that they're doing something

525
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: and may or may not be available because they also

526
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: have what a marketing job jingle writing, there's a presentation.

527
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 2: Or thought it poorly thought out. There's no consent in

528
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 2: this family, no privacy right now? Yeah, asking permission?

529
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, you're just now, Hey, guess what you're hosting

530
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: a show with me.

531
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 2: So we cut to the kitchen where Joey knowingly is

532
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 2: counting down on his wristwatch two one, and right on cue,

533
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 2: Jesse comes storming in, asking sidekick. Joey explains that he

534
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: just wants a hip, musical sidekick like David Letterman has,

535
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 2: Paul Schaeffer, Mister Ahead has the professor. Jesse glares at him,

536
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 2: emphasizing that he does not do kiddie shows. Joey dramatically size, fine,

537
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: you don't want to be the professor. Just think of

538
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: all those little kids who will have to learn science

539
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 2: without any music. They'll be too sad to play with

540
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 2: their pets, and all the dogs and cats will run

541
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 2: away from home.

542
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 1: Good lord, right, this went this escalated fast. Yeah, that

543
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: went from zero hunter real quick.

544
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: This guilt trip is something.

545
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: Else and also like the manipulation Ja asked in the question,

546
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: Hey man, you want to do a TV show with me?

547
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 2: He can you do me solid?

548
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 1: Right? Instead of pets are gonna die because you didn't

549
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: do what I signed you up for without asking? Like what, oh,

550
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? I love this friendship so funny, right, so, Jesse,

551
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: so great because when you because you don't think about

552
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: it when you're watching it until you start explaining it

553
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: and you're like, what are any of these people thinking

554
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: I would do this? But it's great and it's so

555
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: full house. I love it so full house. This is

556
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: why I love ninety sitcoms for outrageousness. There's right, not

557
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: an ounce of reality. Right.

558
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Jesse is listening, and when Joey breaks down

559
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: into a fake sob, Jesse tells him this is the

560
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 2: stupidest story he's ever heard. Plus guilt doesn't work on him.

561
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: I agree with Jesse on that though, Yeah, that's a stretch.

562
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: That's why the poor dogs and cats had to get

563
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: roped into this.

564
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: So Joey tries another approach. He says, then, I'm just

565
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: gonna pester you until you say you'll do it, and

566
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: he says, will you do it?

567
00:29:59,160 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: Will you do it?

568
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: Will you do while chasing.

569
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,479
Speaker 1: Jesse around the house. That's what my kids do.

570
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't take long for Jesse to give in

571
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: and say he'll do it. Joey puts his arm around

572
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: him and sarcastically says, all right, if it'll make you happy.

573
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: And then gas lights him.

574
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, in the girl's room, Danny is sitting on DJ's

575
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: bed staring at his traffic ticket. He's wearing different variations

576
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 2: of blue while DJ is wearing a royal blue dress.

577
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 2: She questions if they're overdoing this blue thing, and Danny

578
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: explains that it's been psychologically proven that judges are more

579
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 2: sympathetic to people wearing blue. He jokes, that's why you

580
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 2: never see a Smurf on death Row.

581
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: It's dark. It was really dark, right.

582
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: Then Stuff makes her way over to Danny, boasting about

583
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 2: what an amazing week it'll be for her. Tomorrow is

584
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: picture Day, Friday is pizza Day, and today her entire

585
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 2: class gets to see Joey on the Mister Ahead Show.

586
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: She shouts, I love my life.

587
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,479
Speaker 1: I bet you do. Kid. Not only is your not

588
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: only someone in your house getting their own TV show again,

589
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: which you mentioned later, Your whole class gets to skip

590
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: school and go be in an audience just drop of

591
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: a hat. The nepotism is so it's so great. This

592
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: just family is like they run things, you know what

593
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: I mean? They run the world. Yeah too. It's like Francisco. Yeah, yes,

594
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: you can do anything. I can bring an elephant in

595
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: the living room that they want to. Don't ask us questions,

596
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: do what we want?

597
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: They they they if they if they put their effort

598
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: into doing something positive for the world, they could really

599
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 2: rule the world.

600
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: But no, they're stuck on mister egghead and routes positive

601
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: for the world. You know it's it's mister Eggcatty's bringing

602
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: joy to the children, bring in an accident to your face.

603
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: But okay, okay, I see what you mean. So Stephanie

604
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: begins to walk out, but another thought hits her. She

605
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: tells Danny, this is so cool. I can't believe someone

606
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: I know is going to have their own TV show.

607
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: Danny is a little embarrassed, gives a chuckle, reminding her

608
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 2: that he has his own TV show, Wake Up San Francisco.

609
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 2: But Steph realizes. Steph says she realizes this, but mister

610
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: Egghead is a show that people she actually knows will watch.

611
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: Earned burn but also a man. Wow, the look of

612
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: two people in your family having their own shows. It's hey,

613
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: well three really if you count Becky. Oh yeah, that's right.

614
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's hey, it's a family of talent.

615
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: Very that's it. The show only gets streamed to their house.

616
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: So DJ grabs Danny's arm, telling him they should practice

617
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 2: for court. Danny agrees and starts off by pretending to

618
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: swear DJ in. He grabs a magazine and asks her

619
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: to place her right hand on Fred Savage. She does this,

620
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 2: She's told, saying anytime, which is funny because he did

621
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: a movie with him much later where he murders her character.

622
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what I tell or whatever the name is. Yeah,

623
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: this particularly ironic.

624
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: Danny asks, do you swear to tell the truth, the

625
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 2: whole truth, and nothing but the truth? DJ nods, I Fred,

626
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 2: but I mean I do. Danny pulls out a chair

627
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: and asks her to step onto the witness stand so

628
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: she can explain everything to Judge Bear aka mister Bear

629
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 2: in great detail. Danny brings out a visual aid. Next,

630
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 2: it's a diagram of the road where the incident happened.

631
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: DJ starts to recall what happened, and Danny pulls out

632
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 2: a paper car to demonstrate the story. She remembers her

633
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: dad was cleaning between the buttons on the car radio,

634
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 2: and Danny immediately stops her. He claims there's no reason

635
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 2: she needs to bring up that minor detail. DJ exclaims

636
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: I can't lie to the judge, and.

637
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: Danny assures her that he's not asking her to lie.

638
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 2: If the judge asks her directly, was your father dusting

639
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 2: between the buttons on the car radio, then she can

640
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 2: say yes.

641
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: I really think Danny needs to get some help. It's

642
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: this OCD is out of control. He put his daughter's

643
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: life in danger. He was he ran a red light

644
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: or whatever he did in this thing. And you know

645
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: now DJ's were uped in it because he was cleaning

646
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: dust between the car buttons.

647
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 2: He needs to talk to Michelle in a therapy session. Well,

648
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure she could write him a prescription.

649
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: She's got time. I mean, somebody in this family is

650
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: going to become a farmer. I mean I'm sure in

651
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: no time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well there'd just be like, ye,

652
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: somebody randomly walked by me was like, do you want

653
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 1: to take over my pharmacy? And then we own a pharmacy.

654
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: That's how this world works.

655
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 2: It's so easy. You know, I only have twenty two minutes.

656
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: We gotta have gotta make the joke work, right. So

657
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 2: DJ continues her story, saying they came to a right

658
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: turn only sign, prompting Danny to add this sign to

659
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: his visual aid. Then DJ admits they couldn't see it

660
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: because a bush was covering it. Danny proceeds to add

661
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: a giant green bush to his visual aid for dramatic effect.

662
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: Then he ushers DJ over so they can do their

663
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: big finish together by showing the judge the face of

664
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: truth and innocence.

665
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: They put on their.

666
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 2: Best puppy dog faces together. So they got a plan,

667
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 2: all right, they got Yeah, they got a plan.

668
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: Just cover for Dad's slowly deteriorating OCD mental. You know,

669
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: he's something, he's struggling. He's not he's not handling things

670
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: well because they're overly obsessed.

671
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: There's a dark undertoned the storyline that we're just gonna

672
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 2: just hand wave that away and move on.

673
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. So next we're on the Mister Egghead t set.

674
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: The cameraman shows Stephanie's class sitting on stage in risers

675
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 2: that look like an egg carton, wearing egg shell hats.

676
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 2: This is adorable. I have to be really really cute, yes,

677
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 2: very creative, and the kids just look so cute with

678
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 2: those little egg shell hats. He counts everyone in to

679
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: begin taping, and then we hear Jesse playing a song

680
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 2: on his keyboard. Jesse is wearing a graduation cap that

681
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 2: is decorated with badges, and his keyboard has a big

682
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: sign that reads professor. He finishes his opening song and

683
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: begins to play a dramatic medley to introduce mister Egghead himself.

684
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: The kids cheer for him as they hold their arms

685
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 2: over their head in an egg shape.

686
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like one part of Chapel Rohan's Hottgo. Yeah.

687
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 2: So Joey walks out wearing the mister Egghead get up,

688
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 2: holding his arms in the same egg shape as well.

689
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: He gives the professor a big thank you and greets

690
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 2: the kids enthusiastically.

691
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 1: She just came together so well, this.

692
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: Is a full set with props and well.

693
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: She's stepping into the role apparently, which begs the question

694
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: what happened to the other mister Egghead and professor? Right?

695
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: They go? Why did they both get knocked out? What

696
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: did they do?

697
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 2: There's a dark undertone to this.

698
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: Did they show up drunk on the job? What did

699
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: they do? That's it. They're booted. We need somebody to

700
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: take over this thing.

701
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: You they'll take They'll take anyone, Joey.

702
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: They just asked Danny. They were like, who do you

703
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: got living in your house? Yeah? Just give them a show.

704
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 2: So Joey introduces his guests in the egg carton today,

705
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 2: who are from Missus Hardesty's second grade class at Fraser

706
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: Street Elementary School. The kids all scream hi into the camera,

707
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 2: and Joey tells them not to exhaust themselves because it's

708
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 2: time for ask, mister Egghead, do the egg puns in

709
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 2: this scene are so excessive? Like?

710
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: I love it.

711
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: It's this, it's any time they can work egg into

712
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 2: the sentence, they do.

713
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: They don't miss an opportunity, an exaggeration.

714
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 2: Surely well done.

715
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

716
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 2: So mister Egghead and the professor choose from the eager

717
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: bunch of students who all have their hands raised. Joey

718
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: chooses someone, and what do you know, it turns out

719
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 2: to be Walter. Hey, Walter, Walter asks what happened to

720
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 2: the old mister egghead? See he's asking the very question

721
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 2: we go that you as well.

722
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: We find out yeah, oh yeah.

723
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: Joey hesitates for a moment before saying he's on vacation.

724
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: But Walter counters I read in the newspaper that he

725
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 2: didn't pay his taxes. Jesse shrugs, Well, he's on vacation

726
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 2: for three to five years.

727
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: Okay, So the mister vas show is a cover for

728
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: him and the Professor's tax evasion scheme, because you know,

729
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: they're not making that much money on a kid's show

730
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: from the Francisco. You know, it's not even national, so like,

731
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: how much money are they making? But obviously they're laundering

732
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: the money through the Mister Egghead Show. And now they

733
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: called in Danny and were like, hey, look to Sue's

734
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: a solid all right, just put that guy in. Yeah,

735
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: we'll be back, And this's what happened. Okay, we just

736
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: need some good, solid, honest people who can run this show. Yeah, exactly, Joey.

737
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, baarest minimum of qualifications.

738
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: Right.

739
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 2: So Joey ends the segment and moves on to the

740
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 2: next It's time for them to discuss their topic of

741
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 2: the day.

742
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: Energy.

743
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 2: Joey explains energy is the ability to do work and

744
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 2: tells viewers it's all around us, whether we're looking at

745
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 2: the sun or at our muscles, there's energy in both.

746
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 2: In the background, Walter shoots out of his seat and

747
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: s out hey, mister egghead. Joey laughs and tells the

748
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 2: audience why energy is even in Walter. I love Walter.

749
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 2: He's just that past that is like hey, hey, hey,

750
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 2: wait actually yeah. Walter apologizes for interrupting, but admits he

751
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 2: has another question. If the speed of light is based

752
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: on the theory that light has a finite velocity, how

753
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 2: would that calculate in a black hole? Joey pauses for

754
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 2: a moment, but we're decided. As the lid question the

755
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 2: professor can field this one. Jesse is staring at Walter

756
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: in shock. Why didn't they just give Walter this job?

757
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: Walter should be mister Aggha.

758
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: Well he will be because he'll you know, he's in

759
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: the he's in the circle now, so he's that job

760
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: will get passed off to him. Eventually, for sure he

761
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: will graduate. Yeah, and then stuff will be like, Dad,

762
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: hire that guy. Yeah, that works passed down in the

763
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: line of nepotism.

764
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

765
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

766
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: Uh so. Jesse walks up to Wallter declaring, I'm going

767
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: to tell you the same thing my father told me

768
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 2: when I was young. Look it up, and Joey nods, well,

769
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 2: well put professor. Then mister Egghead tells the kids it's

770
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: time for him to pick one special junior Egghead to

771
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 2: help him with an experiment about energy. The students all

772
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 2: shoot up their hands, shouting me, me, me. Joey points

773
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 2: to Stephanie. Here's a pretty young ahead knocking once again.

774
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was surprised. I was like, wait,

775
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: don't it's so obvious. It's so obvious. But you know,

776
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: the storyline has to work again. Walter pipes up. He does.

777
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 2: Walter shoots out of his seat once more and shouts,

778
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: they live in the same house.

779
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 1: This is a fix it is, Walter, You're right, Walter's

780
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: telling the truth. Walter's telling the truth. He's like, wait

781
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: a minute, this feels this feels like they're in on it.

782
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's clearly the smartest person in this entire room,

783
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 2: maybe in all the San Frances go right. She gets

784
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 2: the entire class to chant with.

785
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 1: Him, Fix fix fixits. I just love this.

786
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 2: Joey asks his junior egghead to introduce herself. She excitedly

787
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: tells everyone, I'm Stephanie Judith Danner, and I'm very excited

788
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 2: to be here. Joey walks her over to a contraption

789
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 2: that will demonstrate how energy works. We see a giant

790
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: boxing glove attached to a large spring. When the lever

791
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: is pulled, it will release the spring, shooting the boxing

792
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: glove into an inflatable Clown's.

793
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: Face feels a little violent. I'm not sure how this

794
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: demonstrates energy, but okay, like, well, big doesn't really demonstrate energy.

795
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: It demonstrates like stored energy turning into kinetic energy. But well,

796
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's a very way to say.

797
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna be like, that'scientist. Try but yeah, but but

798
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: I can think of a bunch of ways to show

799
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: energy that don't involve this. But this was this was

800
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: what they had.

801
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 2: They had to just get into the to the back

802
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 2: of the back prop room and.

803
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: Just like, what do we have?

804
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: What can we put together in an hour?

805
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: Right? Very true?

806
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 2: So Joey tells his lovely assistant to pull the lever

807
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: and learn. But when Steph tries to pull the lever,

808
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 2: it doesn't it doesn't budge. She tells him it's stuck.

809
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: Mister Egghead tries to play it cool, but the students

810
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: aren't buying it. Walter stands and shouts this never happened

811
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: to the real mister Egghead, and the professor tells Walter

812
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 2: to take a journey to the exit. Stephanie assures mister

813
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 2: Egghead that she can cover for him. She tells the

814
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 2: professor to play tomorrow, and she begins to sing the

815
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,720
Speaker 2: classic Annie tune.

816
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 1: Like, uh, ethel merman, that was I believe the note

817
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: that I was given so really ethel Mrman, Yeah, how funny,

818
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: That's what I had on that tomorrow. I mean it's

819
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: also sort of part of that song. It's a very

820
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: big Broadway song.

821
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, well and you said.

822
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: Definitely hello Vibrato extra vibradroo in there.

823
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 2: You did it was fantastic. And you you sang this

824
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 2: song in the Star Search episode two backstage, so this

825
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 2: must have been It's a.

826
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: Cheap, a cheap song to go to U scene stealing song,

827
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like it pulls attention,

828
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: it's it stalls for time. Yeah, it's big. It's distracting. Yeah,

829
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: it can. It can be useful for a multitude of reasons.

830
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 2: So Stephanie is standing directly in front of the boxing

831
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 2: glove as Joey tries to make the contraption work. He

832
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: pounds on the box and the glove flies towards Stephanie,

833
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 2: knocking her to the ground. Joey and Jesse quickly rushed

834
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: to her aid. Stephanie's eyes are crossed and she looks

835
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: very disoriented. Jesse taps her face and tells her to

836
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 2: say something, and she musters out a how rude, okay,

837
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: tell me thing? How did this work? Like?

838
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: What? What's the movie magic here? Well, so if you

839
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: look you can see me. Like there was a spot

840
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: on the floor that I knew. I had to like

841
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: stand clear up, you know what I mean. Like I

842
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: got to be on the left side of it so

843
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: that I was far enough away from like the the

844
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: boxing love thing. And also it was a matter of

845
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: that was never actually coming towards my face. I was

846
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: slightly behind it, but because of the angle of the cameras,

847
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: it looks like I'm standing right at the end of it.

848
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: But really it just kind of passes in front of

849
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: my face. Oh so made contact?

850
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it never made contact. I was worried

851
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: because you that fall was very authentic. I thought, oh my.

852
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: Gosh, well that really get hit well falling down is

853
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: uh second nature? First nature? Really walking with no partne required? Yeah,

854
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: actually required. They were like fall down. I was like,

855
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: I just did so that wasn't Yeah, that wasn't the

856
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: hard part. But I half expected to see like little

857
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: birds and stars going around. I had like Roger a

858
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:06,439
Speaker 1: rabbit with the amount of googly eyed, cross eyed had

859
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: wobbliness that I managed to pull off.

860
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 2: The crossing of the eyes was impressive. I was like, wow,

861
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: she really she really went for it and sold this bit.

862
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 2: It was like, you said, you're an expert at falling

863
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: and getting injured.

864
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: So falling down. Yeah, I was like, oh, I know

865
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: how to do this. Yeah, but now I do remember that,

866
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: and yeah I remember you know, the how rude And

867
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 1: I remember thinking that when I said it that way,

868
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: it was like the the tea the mouse that's in

869
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: the teapot in Alice in Wonderland. Oh okay, it's a

870
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: very obscure reference. But he said, he's like this weird

871
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: little drunk and at one point he like bumps his

872
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: head or he's like and that was kind of what

873
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: I remembered thinking, like to do with my voice? Oh okay,

874
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: So that was made her muse. Yeah, I was like, okay,

875
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: I know, like a silly sort of sing songing as

876
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: to the voice.

877
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 2: That is a great reference for an eight year old, like, yeah,

878
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 2: who else are you gonna get inspiration from?

879
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? So Disney cartoons. Yeah, exactly, well done.

880
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: This was a great bit. He pulled it off.

881
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: Great.

882
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 2: I was convinced for a minute that you were actually injured, which.

883
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,439
Speaker 1: Maybe you were, like you just you never know. Although

884
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: he would have picked I bet he wished he would

885
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: have picked Walter oh yeah, yeah. Well, although to know

886
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: later about Walter maybe getting punched in the face isn't great. Huh.

887
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: Isn't he the kid that wants up getting abused? Or

888
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: is that enough? That's that's Charles Charles. Oh, that's Charles Charles.

889
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 2: This is what we do. We mix, We mix and

890
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: match storylines. This is it all blends together in our mind.

891
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 2: But we'll get there.

892
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 1: We'll get there.

893
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 2: So next, in the living room, Joey is pacing the

894
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 2: room while Michelle follows behind him, mimicking his steps. He

895
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 2: wishes aloud that stuff would come back from the doctor soon.

896
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 2: Michelle asks is she getting a lollipop? And Joey admits

897
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: she's going to get anything she wants. Just then, Jesse

898
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 2: walks inside. Joey nervously rattles off questions, how is she?

899
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: Where is she? Is she all right?

900
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 2: Jesse tells him to calm down, insisting that Stephanie is

901
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 2: all right. Then steph makes her grand entrance into the house.

902
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 2: And there's a big cast covering her nose. Okay, how

903
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: did they how did this feel? Did you hate it?

904
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,439
Speaker 1: Did was it just like? Oh?

905
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 2: It was?

906
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: They're just like a little like it's basically just like

907
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 1: a little metal thing like you'd put on your finger.

908
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: It's like a little splint. And then they just used

909
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: like medical tape to tape put on there. Yeah it

910
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: was not oh okay, so it was it uncomfortable or

911
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: no okay? Well, although, uh, I do remember when when

912
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: be broke her nose last year. Uh, they don't actually

913
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: put those little well not every time, I guess, but

914
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: they don't put those little splints on. I was like,

915
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: can we get a nose splint? They were like, no,

916
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: we actually don't put those on. So really they did

917
00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: back then.

918
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 2: They just let it heal on its own. There's no nothing,

919
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 2: no tape, no splints, nothing.

920
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, well you're like, excuse me. I did an

921
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: episode about this thirty nine hours and that's not how

922
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: we did it.

923
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're stuck in the nineties. So Joey and Michelle's

924
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: jaws fly open at the sight of this. Stephanie tells

925
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 2: Joey not to worry, it's just a little broken nose.

926
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: Jesse tells them that the splint should be off in

927
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 2: a week and then she'll be good as new. Joey

928
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: tells steph that he is so sorry he bought her

929
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 2: some things and proceeds to dump out a huge bag

930
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 2: filled with stuffed animals and toys. She thanks him for

931
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 2: the gesture, knowing he didn't mean to break her nose.

932
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: Michelle hears this and scolds her, uncle, you broke Stephanie's nose.

933
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 2: Go to your room. Joey's size. You're right, I've been bad,

934
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 2: and he begins to follow her orders.

935
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: The instant shane that this family feels yeah, no, it's

936
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: it's effective deeply internally, the emotions l yeah, you're right,

937
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: I've been bad.

938
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 2: Right, So Jesse has to run after him, reminding him

939
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 2: that Michelle is only three years old and has no

940
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: authority over him. Michelle hops down from her chair and

941
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 2: tells Stephanie, I'll take a picture.

942
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: Say cheese.

943
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 2: She points the polaroid at steph and that's when the

944
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 2: realization hits Tomorrow is class picture day. She sighs, why

945
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 2: me and runs upstairs. Michelle calls after her, telling her

946
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: she forgot the presence. Stephanie is dejected, and she admits

947
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 2: she doesn't even want them. Michelle smiles and walks over

948
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 2: to the goodies. Ooh, happy birthday to me.

949
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: Right, She's like, I see an opportunity because no one's

950
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: you're watching me, so myself. Yeah, I feel like Steph

951
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: would have had some black eyes. That would have been

952
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 1: the thing that because when you break your nose, that's

953
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: get those the bruising underneath, that's it's the bruising. Yeah,

954
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 1: they should have. Maybe it wasn't in the budget to

955
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: add that to the Well, I'm sure that would have

956
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: looked too much, you know what I mean, that would

957
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: have looked again, it's that thing where it's like, well wait, pain,

958
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: but not mind line real pain. Yeah right, we don't

959
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: want to get two black eyes on a little kidder.

960
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: I guess maybe a little too much, that could be

961
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: that would have I feel like that would have been

962
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: the thing that would have shown up in the pictures.

963
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Well this is a rite of passage.

964
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know about your kids, but Tate

965
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 2: had would always, without fail, get an injury, a head

966
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 2: laceration the night before school pictures, Like it's either the

967
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 2: scratch on his face from the soccer ball, the staples

968
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: in the head from when he jumped off the couch

969
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 2: and hit the coffee table, without fail, the night before

970
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 2: school pictures fifth grade, and I'm like, why why go

971
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 2: tim that?

972
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that with mine, But I do remember

973
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: one year, I think it was Zoe's second grade year,

974
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: and she had these clip on like dress up princess

975
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: earrings that were bell from Beauty and the Beast, but

976
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: they were like chandelier ear you know. They were like

977
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: that you'd wear with a princess costume. Oh yeah, And

978
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: apparently she wanted to wear those in her school picture,

979
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: and so she took them from home and put them

980
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: in her backpack and at picture time clip those bad

981
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: boys on and took her picture, and so he got

982
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: the picture back she is smiling the biggest smile with

983
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 1: these gigantic ear rings on, and just so proud of herself.

984
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: Dad was like, what were Why'd you let her take those?

985
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't even know she had them. She

986
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: was like, I wanted to wear the earrings, and if

987
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: I remember right, I think they like they they had said,

988
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: like or she went back to take the picture with

989
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: them on, because the first one she didn't have them,

990
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: and I think she asked him to have her picture

991
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 1: retaken something like that. But yeah, I have it somewhere

992
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: in like one of the frames, you know, all the

993
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: stacks of pictures. Is Zoe in second grade with these

994
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: gigantic ear rings on, And I was like, that's amazing,

995
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: as she is so your daughter, Like she's like, I'm

996
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: gonna do it my way, I'm gonna do it right.

997
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 2: She was permission from adults, like I'm aware of these.

998
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you love me? Yeah? It was great And

999
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: she and I was my favorite school photo.

1000
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that kid. So in the kitchen, Joey

1001
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 2: is stressed out. How is he supposed to tell Danny

1002
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: what he has done? Jesse reminds him it was an accident.

1003
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 2: Plus Danny is his best friend, he'll understand. Joey gives

1004
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 2: Jesse a scenario. If your best friend broke your daughter's nose,

1005
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 2: what would you do, And, without hesitation, Jesse responds, I'd

1006
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 2: kill him. I mean, yeah, if he punched her in

1007
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 2: the face. But like an accident, it was one hundred

1008
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 2: percent accident.

1009
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: This was this.

1010
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 2: Jesse's just laying on the guilt. This is payback for

1011
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 2: the gas lighting that happened to.

1012
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: That's what this is. Actually. Just then Danny and DJ

1013
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 1: walk in through the back door. I was surprised DJ

1014
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: could get in with those shoulder pats. She had to

1015
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: turn slightly. Shoulder pads aren't going away. No, it's like,

1016
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 1: you know, they're building on top of each other, layered.

1017
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 1: The shoulder pads are going to get a cast credit

1018
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: by next season because they are for sure. Apparently they

1019
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: get their own infro.

1020
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 2: DJ excitedly greets Joey and asks how the show went.

1021
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 2: He tries to change the subject, so instead he asks

1022
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 2: about their day in court. Danny tells them that while

1023
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: he was pleading his case, his meter ran out and

1024
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 2: they towed his car, so it cost him one hundred

1025
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 2: dollars to beat out a thirty dollars ticket.

1026
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 1: Woh wow, back in the days of thirty dollars tickets, right,

1027
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: who even parking tickets like eighty five at this point? Yeah, yeah,

1028
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it ain't cheap. No.

1029
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 2: DJ is certain that they can fight this. She asks

1030
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 2: him to set up the court date a week from Thursday.

1031
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 2: She has a killer biology test that day.

1032
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: Well, because the courts also work around the Tanner family,

1033
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: they can get whatever date they need. Well, I mean

1034
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: it was the next day. They were like, we need

1035
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 1: to get into court tomorrow, and they were like, sure,

1036
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: go for it. Absolutely, They'll hold on mister Tanner family

1037
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: has sam for Cisco. It's impressive. It's really it's really impressive.

1038
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 2: But doesn't like DJ's mentioned this twice now, But don't

1039
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 2: you just have to take the test the next time

1040
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 2: you come back to school.

1041
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 1: It's not like you get out of the test completely.

1042
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 2: So she just keeps putting it off. She eventually she's

1043
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 2: gonna have to take that test.

1044
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: She is, but she's gonna have all of the answers

1045
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: stored in her shoulder pats so she can just sort

1046
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: of look to the left or the right and read

1047
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: on the inside what the answers are. It's a whole

1048
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 1: long test too, it's giant, but there's plenty of room

1049
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: so it's fine. Like cliff Notes, the shoulder pad edition,

1050
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: the shoulder Yeah, yeah, you just what they actually are,

1051
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: cliff Notes books just shoved in there. And then she

1052
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: just kind of glances at him. You know this is brilliant, Yeah,

1053
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: no questions asked, brilliant. Yeah.

1054
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 2: So Danny asks the guys how the show went, and

1055
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 2: Joey admits I was booed off the stage and fired

1056
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 2: say yeah, and he tries to walk away. Danny is

1057
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 2: prized to hear that he was fired, like really didn't

1058
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 2: even have the job, like he just was he.

1059
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: Was surprising here. He was fired because Danny set this

1060
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: all up and paid some guy extra to, you know,

1061
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: take Joey off his hands again the show. And now

1062
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: he's like, wow, all that and you were fired And

1063
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: I thought my money a little a little further than that. Yeah, right,

1064
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: Danny's disappointed.

1065
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 2: He's, whoa, I don't have as much pull in this

1066
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 2: sushion as I thought. Yeah, Danny says he was sure

1067
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 2: that Joey would be a hit, and Jesse admits, well,

1068
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 2: there was a hit involved. Joey tries to find the

1069
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 2: right words to explain, but Michelle walks in and breaks

1070
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 2: the news for him. Joey broke Stephanie's nose. Danny's eyes

1071
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 2: widen and he shouts, you broke Stephanie's nose, and he

1072
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 2: runs upstairs without another word. Michelle wags her finger at

1073
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 2: Joey and says, you better go to your room, and

1074
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 2: Joey nods and dismisses himself. Michelle's running the house, and

1075
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 2: Michelle is parenting, and she's running the household.

1076
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: Now, oh some days, I don't know how the Tanners

1077
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: made it.

1078
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: There's survival instincts. It's been really strong because yeah, great.

1079
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,240
Speaker 1: Not announcer communication, you know what I mean, Like nobody

1080
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: like you broke her nose with a tube for what?

1081
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean it's just the leaps.

1082
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 2: To yeah, leaping to conclusions, lack of communication, no boundaries

1083
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: like this South.

1084
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's the necessary ingredients for a sitcom. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,

1085
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: I get it.

1086
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 2: This is this is how it goes. So in the

1087
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 2: girls room, Steph is pacing as she tells DJ, there's

1088
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 2: no way I'm going to school tomorrow for picture day.

1089
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 2: Last year, I was sneeze Burger. This year, I'll be

1090
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,439
Speaker 2: robo nos. DJ reminds her that their dad won't let

1091
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 2: her miss school. Stephanie nods in agreement. Then she suggests,

1092
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 2: what if I don't ask him?

1093
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: This is Steph, This is Steph.

1094
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 2: If I just do it, yeah, that's no. But nobody

1095
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 2: asked me, right. Danny frantically runs into the room to

1096
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 2: check on Steph. He asks if she's okay, and she

1097
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 2: says she's fine. Danny wonders, is there anything you need?

1098
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 2: Steph thinks for a moment before suggesting, I've always wanted

1099
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 2: a big screen TV. Well played Steph well played lead

1100
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 2: into that, Joe.

1101
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,919
Speaker 1: She asks Joey for that. Yeah, she would have gotten

1102
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: the big screen instantly, instantly. So.

1103
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 2: The next day, Stephanie is sneaking up the stairs wearing

1104
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 2: her backpack and school outfit and slides into her room undetected.

1105
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 2: She closes the door and lets out a heavy sigh.

1106
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 2: She turns around and sees Michelle digging through her toy box.

1107
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 2: She asks her what are you doing here? And Michelle counters,

1108
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 2: what are you doing here?

1109
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: Stuff? I'm just having my usual unsupervised morning. Why are

1110
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: you interrupting? This is a part of Michelle's Day's right

1111
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: there stealing things from everyone's room because no one's watching me, Like,

1112
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:58,919
Speaker 1: what are you doing here?

1113
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 2: There's no need for adults in this house.

1114
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: Michelle's got it. She's not covered, you know.

1115
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 2: Stephanie asks Michelle if she sneaks into their room every

1116
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 2: day after she leaves for school, and Michelle nods every day.

1117
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1118
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 2: Steph tells Michelle that she's ditching school because she can't

1119
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 2: take her class picture with the giant splint on her nose.

1120
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 2: She makes Michelle pinky swear not to tell anyone that

1121
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 2: she's here. Then she asks Michelle for a favor.

1122
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: She and Michelle would have to see someone in order

1123
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: for her to tell someone that they were here, So

1124
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen.

1125
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 2: This is not a big concern.

1126
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: Really, No, she didn't tell i'n't running anybody for like

1127
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: four or five hours, So it's fine.

1128
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 2: She's she got plenty of time.

1129
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1130
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 2: So Steph asks Michelle for a favor. She needs her

1131
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 2: to go downstairs and get her something to eat. She

1132
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 2: coaches her, if anyone asks who the food is for,

1133
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 2: you say nobody. She asks Michelle if she's got it,

1134
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 2: and Michelle gives her a thumbs up.

1135
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 1: Got it, dude.

1136
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 2: So next in the kitchen, we see Michelle has jars

1137
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 2: of peanut butter and jelly propped in front of her

1138
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 2: with two slices of bread. She is grabbing handfuls and

1139
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 2: slathering it on the bread with her bare hands.

1140
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh boy.

1141
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 2: Joey walks in to find Michelle making this mess. She

1142
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 2: licks her hands and declares, hmm, I'm a good cook.

1143
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 2: He reminds her that she just ate breakfast, but Michelle

1144
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 2: insists it's not for her, and Joey asks who it's for.

1145
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 2: And she says nobody. Then she grabs her mess of

1146
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 2: a sandwich and carries it upstairs.

1147
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: With not an out, no adult going don't do what? Yeah? No?

1148
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: Just oh kids? Yeah?

1149
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 2: Why would they stop her?

1150
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: Right? I love it? I love this show. Is this

1151
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: the scene?

1152
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 2: Okay?

1153
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: I have? What's the next one? I know exactly the

1154
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: story that you're gonna say?

1155
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, okay, well okay bring it up then, because

1156
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to You're gonna bring it good, yay.

1157
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: Great minds.

1158
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 2: So in the girl's room, Stuff examines this sandwich and

1159
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 2: tells Michelle that it's inside out. Michelle continues to lick

1160
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 2: her peeb and jay hands while reminding her you're supposed

1161
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 2: to say thank you. Joey yells upstairs for Michelle and

1162
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 2: Steph panics. She goes to hide and reminds Michelle that

1163
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 2: she is not here. Joey opens the door just as

1164
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 2: Steff shimmys her way into the closet. He tells Michelle

1165
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 2: she's going to make such a mess up there, and

1166
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 2: Michelle licks her hands and.

1167
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 1: Says, too late. So here I have. This is where

1168
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: I have to tell the story about the massy hands. Yes,

1169
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: tell the story yes, so I believe it was in

1170
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: because I seem to remember it happening. I was in

1171
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: the scene, so I know it was in the girl's

1172
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: room because that was when she had the stuff in

1173
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: her hands and she'd made the sandwiches. It was Mary Kate.

1174
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: She'd made the sandwiches with the peanut butter and all

1175
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: the stuff on her hands, and in the next scene

1176
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 1: they had to put it back on because I'm sure

1177
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: we weren't shooting in order, or maybe we were in

1178
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: that scenario, but they had to put more peanut butter

1179
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: and jelly and stuff on her hands. She was over

1180
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: it very much done. Did not like her hands messy,

1181
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: which I get. I also do not like my hands

1182
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: to be messy. And I believe we were getting ready

1183
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: to shoot and they were like, okay, you got just

1184
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: one more time with the you know, we got to

1185
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: put more peanut butter on your hands, and I seem

1186
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,479
Speaker 1: to remember Mary Kate. She said, if you don't get

1187
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: this off of my hands, I'm gonna sing. And you

1188
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 1: started singing because she was like, I'm I don't I

1189
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: just want you to wipe my hands, and so Adria

1190
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: had to like negotiate quickly with her and be like,

1191
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: just just we just need you one more time, one

1192
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: more time. We got one more time out of it,

1193
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: and that was but that was it. And and she

1194
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: was like, I'm now I'm singing. And I don't remember

1195
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: what she started to sing or if she started to sing,

1196
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 1: but she it was definitely on a gag reel somewhere.

1197
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: It's not a gagril. Hopefully Karen has it. She can

1198
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: and she threatens to if you don't wipe my hand,

1199
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to thing. It was brilliant and you just

1200
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 1: you can just see how this three year old has

1201
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 1: figured out how she can her crew. She's like, I

1202
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, and I'm gonna sing. Yeah,

1203
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: it was great, so funny classic. I do remember that

1204
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: from from the Blue perm reel, and I swear immediately

1205
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: after that her hands were wiped off and everything was funny. Yeah,

1206
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: oh yes, it's just one more shot. And she was

1207
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: she was a trooper for going through that. I'm gonna say,

1208
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see so just then Comet runs into the

1209
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 1: room and makes a bee line to Stephanie, who is

1210
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: still hiding in the closet.

1211
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 2: He tries to get the peeb and Jay sandwich, and

1212
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 2: Michelle watches him and says, uh oh. Commet has the

1213
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 2: sandwich in his mouth and runs away with it, and

1214
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 2: Michelle shouts after him, Hey, you doggie, that's for nobody.

1215
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 2: She chases after Comet and Joey lets out a big sigh.

1216
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,479
Speaker 2: He walks over to the closet and opens the door,

1217
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 2: staring at Stephanie. She tries to play it cool. Oh, hi, Joey,

1218
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 2: I was just testing my new glow in the dark

1219
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 2: shoelaces and think, Yeah, she's quick, quick on her feet.

1220
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: But Joey asks, why aren't you at school?

1221
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 2: Stephanie beggs, Please don't make me go to school like this.

1222
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 2: You already broke my nose on TV.

1223
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna make me be teased for a whole year.

1224
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: What did I ever do to you? All I did

1225
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 1: was love you? Well, she learned that manipulation strong right

1226
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 1: from Joey. She's like, oh, you're bringing dogs and cats

1227
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: into this. What did I ever do to you? Why

1228
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: don't you love me? Yeah?

1229
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 2: She just said, tables have turned the family just learns

1230
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 2: from each other.

1231
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, it's great.

1232
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,919
Speaker 2: This is probably where Mary Kate picked it up from

1233
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:42,919
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, actually, how it's Jolly breaks down, Oh,

1234
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 2: you never have to go to school again, and he

1235
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 2: gives her a big hug. But while they're embracing, Jesse

1236
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 2: walks in and he asks Stephanie, what are you doing here?

1237
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: Stephanie adults, who took me to school? Well? I probably,

1238
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 1: I mean I obviously I walk.

1239
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 2: Okay, take the bush or an elephant, multiple modes of transfer.

1240
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 2: So Stephanie enthusiastically states. Joey says, I never have to

1241
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 2: go to school again. Joey tries to explain that she's

1242
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 2: way too embarrassed to get her picture taken like this.

1243
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 2: They can write her a little note and Danny will

1244
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 2: never know, and Stuff's like, hey works for me. Jesse

1245
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 2: pulls stuff aside, reminding her that she's only in the

1246
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 2: second grade once, hopefully, and a class picture is something

1247
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,960
Speaker 2: that you can treasure forever. If she misses the picture,

1248
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 2: she may regret it for the rest of her life.

1249
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 2: Steph nods, but she decides, well, she's willing to take

1250
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 2: that chance. Jesse decides to put it another way, She's

1251
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 2: going to school. Steph tries to protest, but he is

1252
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 2: not listening. He makes her going downstairs and wait for him.

1253
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 2: She obliges, but before she walks out, she says, I'm

1254
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 2: not gonna smile. Joey's bent out of shape over this,

1255
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 2: telling Jesse this is all his fault.

1256
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: Jesse, yes it is.

1257
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 2: Joey sarcastically thanks him for the pep talk, and Jesse

1258
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 2: tells him to grow up. Feeling guilty won't help anyone.

1259
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 2: Joey sighs, great, now I feel guilty about feeling guilty.

1260
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm a bad boy. But he needs Michelle to punish him.

1261
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 2: Yes, Jesse say, snap out of it, emphasizing that Joey

1262
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 2: is a comedian. He's supposed to make people laugh at

1263
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 2: their troubles. He tells Joey that there's a little girl

1264
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 2: downstairs that could use a laugh. So will he help

1265
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 2: her or will he stay in this room and wallow

1266
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 2: in self pity. Joey asks for just one more wallow

1267
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 2: and falls onto Steph's bed in defeat.

1268
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 1: And then you need a good wallow? Yeah, I get it.

1269
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 2: So Next, at the elementary school, Jesse is walking Stephanie

1270
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 2: to her classroom and someone opens the door right when

1271
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 2: they arrive. Joey steps out into the hall, telling them

1272
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 2: he was waiting for Steph. How what did he operate?

1273
01:06:58,560 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 1: How did he get there first?

1274
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 2: Last we saw he's wallowing in your bed. Right now

1275
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 2: he's like set up a whole bit into the classroom.

1276
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's amazing.

1277
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 2: Well, Jesse's probably got into how many accidents on the

1278
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 2: way to.

1279
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 1: School.

1280
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 2: So je Joey just is a better driver, uh so,

1281
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 2: he tells her. He tells her that everyone is ready

1282
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 2: to take the class picture, and Stephanie groans, do I

1283
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 2: have to? I'm gonna look so silly. Joey assures her

1284
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 2: that she is not going to look any sillier than

1285
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 2: the rest of the class. Steph hangs her head and

1286
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 2: trudges into the room. Her classmates greet her, and to

1287
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 2: her surprise, they're all wearing Groucho Marks glasses with the

1288
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 2: hairy eyebrows, the big nose, and the fuzzy mustache. Steph grins,

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01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 2: all right, this is great. Joey tells her that he

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01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 2: has a pair for her too. She gives him a

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01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 2: kiss on the cheek, saying thanks, mister egghead, and then

1292
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 2: she gives Jesse a kiss on the cheek, saying thanks. Professor.

1293
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,600
Speaker 2: Jesse tells Joey, this is one of the stupidest ideas

1294
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 2: you've ever.

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01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,959
Speaker 1: Had and one of the best. Good job.

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01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 2: The teacher, who's also wearing the funny glasses, counts everyone

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01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 2: in for the picture one, two, three, smile. Then she

1298
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 2: asks them to take one without the glasses. Everyone takes

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01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 2: theirs off, but Steph is hesitant. She looks to Jesse

1300
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 2: and Joey for guidance and they nod, signaling that it

1301
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 2: will be okay. Steph shrugs, yeah, what the heck. She

1302
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 2: takes off the glasses and Joey puts a pair on.

1303
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 2: He talks in a groucho voice and tells the class

1304
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 2: everyone say the secret word, and of course that word

1305
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 2: would be cheese. They all grin at the camera and

1306
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 2: shout geeze, and that is our show.

1307
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 1: That's our show. It was a very cute ending, very

1308
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: cute endings. I mean, I'm so glad that Joey keeps

1309
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,720
Speaker 1: large amounts of Groucho marks glasses at the ready. Oh yeah,

1310
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 1: he's got a stash of him back. Well, yeah, the

1311
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: joke shops not open that early in the morning. You know,

1312
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:56,720
Speaker 1: you got to have those things ready to go.

1313
01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had thirty pair just right there at the ready. Yeah,

1314
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,719
Speaker 2: it was great, but those actually was. I loved this episode.

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01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: It was very cute and it was a sweet story

1316
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 1: between Joey and Staph, And yeah, I loved doing this one.

1317
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:13,559
Speaker 1: Plus I got to do some fun, silly, physical comedy

1318
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: and yeah, oh it had everything. It had. It had comedy,

1319
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: it had heart, and it had Walter. It had Walter.

1320
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and I really loved this Joey's storyline. I

1321
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 2: haven't loved some of his previous storylines, but he does

1322
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 2: best when he's finding creative ways to help the girls. Yes,

1323
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 2: like the he helps stuff with the Honeybee Sleepier coming

1324
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 2: up in a while. The dating storylines don't work for

1325
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 2: me with Joey. I think that there's no heart, there's

1326
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 2: not enough comedy right in those storylines. But this is

1327
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 2: where he shines. And he's parenting the girls like le

1328
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 2: Me was parenting DJ when and made or miss the

1329
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 2: Karate Championship and Joey gets tough. Yeah, so this is

1330
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 2: this is where he shines the best.

1331
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 1: And you know, and it's I like watching kind of

1332
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 1: all the guys like take turns, figuring it out, you

1333
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 1: know what I mean. They all have their moments of strength,

1334
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 1: their areas there, you know, whatever situation they might be in,

1335
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:12,760
Speaker 1: like one of them is usually handling it better than

1336
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 1: the others. And you know, it's just it's neat to

1337
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: like watch the guys kind of try and figure it

1338
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:21,679
Speaker 1: out together because sometimes it just depends on what happened

1339
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 1: and they you know what I mean, Like one week

1340
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, no, I you know, this is Michelle's baby,

1341
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: or or like you know what I mean, Michelle's the baby,

1342
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,640
Speaker 1: she can't do it whatever, right, And then you know,

1343
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,160
Speaker 1: the next week it'll be the next one. And I

1344
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 1: just like that because it is kind of true how

1345
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 1: it is as a parent, Like yeah, sometimes shine and

1346
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm doing great, and then sometimes you're like, oh no,

1347
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 1: my baby, I'll do anything. Yeah.

1348
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very well balanced in that. Yeah, there's not

1349
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 2: just one no at all and one do fiss. It's like,

1350
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,519
Speaker 2: well they ebb and flow, and that's that's very real life,

1351
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 2: and it's it's wonderful to see the flaws and the

1352
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,759
Speaker 2: successes of these characters.

1353
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean so many successes though, just TV shows

1354
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,960
Speaker 1: being handed out left and right, right, everybody like, oh

1355
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:04,719
Speaker 1: you get a show show, right, everyone gets a show

1356
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 1: and a jingle and a band and a yeah I

1357
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: love this family, love it so much success. Did you

1358
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:15,960
Speaker 1: have everywhere? He looks, Yeah, great.

1359
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,439
Speaker 2: Minds, I do I have one?

1360
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,600
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I have okay this.

1361
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 2: In one of the first scenes, John is wearing that

1362
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:27,679
Speaker 2: mustard yellow shirt and black That is the exact same

1363
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 2: shirt he wore in the last episode for thirteen Candles.

1364
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 2: I went back and watched the exact same shirt, not

1365
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 2: just same colors, same shirt, Like, come on, come on, wardrobe, like,

1366
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 2: what did you have? You didn't have any other shirt?

1367
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 1: Well, just love it. That makes me feel like we

1368
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,640
Speaker 1: didn't shoot that in order or something, or maybe you

1369
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 1: know what I mean that like, because typically wardrobe wouldn't

1370
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: do that.

1371
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 2: You wouldn't do that, right. That seems like a big oversight.

1372
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 2: So I'm like, did John, And I feel like maybe

1373
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 2: it was shot out of order?

1374
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know either, but yeah it is.

1375
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,600
Speaker 1: I know. I saw that shirt and I was like,

1376
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen that shirt, but I thought

1377
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 1: it was that Candace had been wearing it at one

1378
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:10,599
Speaker 1: point because DJ also has very similar shirts, the mustard yellow, black. Yeah,

1379
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:13,840
Speaker 1: it's very popular. Did you see his furry boots. No,

1380
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: it weighed like leopard patterned boots.

1381
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so the budget was spent on the boots.

1382
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 1: They had to read we've seen the boots before. The

1383
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,840
Speaker 1: boots are also a repeat customer, but they Yeah, it

1384
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:27,839
Speaker 1: was the full look, very nineties.

1385
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,639
Speaker 2: It's just jarring because you don't see that in TV

1386
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:30,400
Speaker 2: shows anymore.

1387
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,479
Speaker 1: Like five seasons a fuller. We never repeated an outfit once,

1388
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 1: so right, no, not anymore. Yeah, you used to, it

1389
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: used to be, you know. But the Tanners, well they've

1390
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean they've just everyone's got a TV show, so

1391
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,439
Speaker 1: they can just buy new clothes. They don't ever have

1392
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 1: to wear the same thing twice. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They'll

1393
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,800
Speaker 1: hand me downs nothing, not even with three girls. No,

1394
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 1: they're just all original clothes. Yeah.

1395
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 2: Oh so funny.

1396
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,519
Speaker 1: Did you all everywhere? I did? I hadn't everywhere. You

1397
01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 1: look in the scene with all the kids in the

1398
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:07,599
Speaker 1: Mister egg Head set and the girl who is sitting

1399
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: next to Walter, I don't know if you remember, but

1400
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 1: that was Blake who was Adria's I want to say

1401
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: it was her cousin's daughter or her niece or something,

1402
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: but but one of Adria's relatives her I want to say,

1403
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 1: her mom's name was Rayna or something, and then Blake

1404
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 1: was the daughter. And they also were the ones that

1405
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:32,800
Speaker 1: did the celebrity Kids cruises, and so Blake would go

1406
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,640
Speaker 1: on those. Blake was on those with us. We have

1407
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: pictures of us on a like celeb Kids cruise years later,

1408
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,680
Speaker 1: like towards like season seven or eight. But Blake was

1409
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,720
Speaker 1: was somebody who was was often there and she was

1410
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 1: Adria's niece, cousin, I'm not yeah, And there were other

1411
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: there were other kids in there that we'd see. Alison

1412
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: Keith Richmond's daughter was sitting directly behind me, So they

1413
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 1: were a couple o kids sprinkled in there. Yeah, for sure,

1414
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: I love it.

1415
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 2: You know, if you if you're gonna have extras in

1416
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,200
Speaker 2: a scene, you might as well make it a family affair.

1417
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 2: And yeah, and great nieces and cousins and daughters exactly.

1418
01:14:10,439 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 1: It's fun that it's fun for them to get to

1419
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: be in the show. But yeah, I remember, because I

1420
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,960
Speaker 1: don't think we I don't know that we had seen

1421
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 1: Blake up until this point. I think that was the

1422
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 1: first time that we'd seen her as an extra.

1423
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 2: So I wonder does she come back as an extra?

1424
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:24,719
Speaker 1: She did a few, Because she did a few extra

1425
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: she was again one like the one of the kids

1426
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,040
Speaker 1: that was close to my age. So it was always

1427
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: whenever there was a party scene or a classroom scene

1428
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,719
Speaker 1: or whatever it was, you know, everybody who had relatives

1429
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,880
Speaker 1: that age was like, let me bring my kid in. Yeah,

1430
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:39,920
Speaker 1: oh that's so cool. Yeah, but yeah, I remember that,

1431
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh yeah, and then we

1432
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 1: all went on those those cruises together when we were teenagers.

1433
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 2: So that that was an experience like no other.

1434
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 1: Those cruises were intense and there are no new kids.

1435
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: They're no new kids cruise. Also, that doesn't compare. Doesn't

1436
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,360
Speaker 1: even hold a candle, it's not even yeah yeah, but

1437
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,479
Speaker 1: no one was doing known was doing uh you know,

1438
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:05,160
Speaker 1: door decoration for us. But I'm well, hey, if they

1439
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 1: ever bring it back, we'll do a TGIF cruise and

1440
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 1: get all of our buddies on this cruise and oh

1441
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 1: it would sell out in a minute and we would

1442
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: have much fun. Con cruise.

1443
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 2: Let's get the Boy meets World, Castle's get stepped. We

1444
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:23,840
Speaker 2: come up with, oh, let's pitch it do the thing.

1445
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 2: I don't know who we pitch it to. But let's

1446
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:27,760
Speaker 2: do it. We got to get people on board, though.

1447
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 2: I mean, you and I will definitely do it. But

1448
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:34,040
Speaker 2: can we get Daniel Fishel can meet Christine lacoln Lincoln

1449
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 2: will do it.

1450
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure we could get I'm sure we could get

1451
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 1: a fair amount of people to do it. Love it. Yeah, okay, Well.

1452
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:44,919
Speaker 2: Can we get the guys with the DJs with jackets

1453
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,599
Speaker 2: and the pony tails them?

1454
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember his name. You don't remember what you

1455
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:54,640
Speaker 1: had for breakfast this morning, but you remember his name.

1456
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 1: Don't remember what it did yesterday, but totally remember that. Yeah,

1457
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,760
Speaker 1: back when the day, back in the days when my

1458
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 1: brain headspace and recall anyway, ok yeah, all right, well

1459
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 1: remember well okay, well we've got to work on that.

1460
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're gonna we're gonna work on that. The

1461
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,760
Speaker 1: fans are already saving their dollars, right, Yeah, we're gonna. Guys,

1462
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 1: don't get too excited. We're gonna we're gonna forget we

1463
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: have this conversation about ten minutes.

1464
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,720
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna get it easily. It'll wait out of sight,

1465
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,200
Speaker 2: out of mind exactly.

1466
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,640
Speaker 1: But thank you guys again for listening. Uh, this was

1467
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:28,280
Speaker 1: another excellent episode. I'm sorry I.

1468
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,960
Speaker 2: Had to do it all done, well done, you have.

1469
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: To It's all right. I'll give my this's a pun

1470
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 1: joke on everyone, but thank you for just so much,

1471
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,160
Speaker 1: Fanarritos for listening. Make sure you're following us on Instagram

1472
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 1: at how read podcast, or you can send us an

1473
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 1: email at how podcast at gmail dot com. Uh, and

1474
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,640
Speaker 1: then uh make sure that you're liking and subscribing to

1475
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,519
Speaker 1: the podcast so you can get all the new episodes

1476
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: as soon as they come out, so you can get

1477
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 1: all of our egghead excellence excellence. I know, I can't

1478
01:16:57,880 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 1: even stop now.

1479
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:01,599
Speaker 2: Now it's gonna talk, right, It's like a Pavlovian response

1480
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 2: at this point.

1481
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get this microphone out from in front of me.

1482
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stop anyway. It's spend

1483
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:12,400
Speaker 1: a day, I know, spend a day. Well, thank you

1484
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:14,479
Speaker 1: to everyone for listening. Take us out. Yeah, I'm taking

1485
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,160
Speaker 1: us out, Take us out. Remember the world is small.

1486
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:25,479
Speaker 1: The house is full of excellent memories. I like it

1487
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,840
Speaker 1: had had to be an There was no other way

1488
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,960
Speaker 1: to end this podcast, no other way, no unless you

1489
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 1: punched me in the face. And I like crossed my

1490
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:37,519
Speaker 1: eyes and went rude like, yeah, would be it. We'll

1491
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 1: save that for another episode, yayno later, so it's fine.