1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza. 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. 5 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Okay, this may 6 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 1: be alarming to you guys. I think kombucha tastes like shit. 7 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: I think it's disgusting, and people have gone, no, this 8 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 1: one's good. Try this. They're all trash trash. Is it 9 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: the sort of vinegary aspect to it? That? Of course, 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: it's the vinegar tastes like shit? Yet vinegar chips, why 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: oh I love so don't come after my selt vinegar 12 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: chip come in. I get in the context of some 13 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: of you drink right, you might not want that little bite, 14 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: but I get it because sour taste and a lot 15 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: of like jack and eese food. So I get it, 16 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 1: but I'm never seeking it. But especially when you go 17 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 1: out like on the East Side, have you been like 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: little parties or they're like it's all it's all bootch cocktails. 19 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, waterfucker, I don't want jacket. Okay, that's 20 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: something that completely missed me. They do booch cocktail out here. 21 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: Yeah it already yeah, it already tastes like something that's fermented, 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: like that went bad. Well, yeah, you could get a 23 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: little buzz, you know, if you got like if you 24 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: got the heavy kombuches, but not like but now they're 25 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: really making it a cocktails always. One time, when I 26 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: was a kid, I took h orange juice on a 27 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: camping trip. It was out in the sun. It went 28 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: bad and it like turned on it. And that's what 29 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: kombouche is always reminded me of, is the taste of 30 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: when I took a big old gulp of like warm 31 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: boy Scout prune boy Scout Pruno. I understand drinking it 32 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: for its health benefits. I don't know what those are. 33 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: Explain to me. But if that's like if you're like no, 34 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: it's you know, it's taking like a shot of wheat 35 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: grass or whatever. But when people are like no, it's good, 36 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: it's like that now you've gone too far. I'm willing 37 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: to meet you there. That they're antioxidants or something. Somebody 38 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: ruined coconut water for me by saying that it tastes 39 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: like it's been in somebody else's mouth, and I was like, yeah, 40 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: that's true. It really does taste like it's like already 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: just hung around in the mouth for a little bit. 42 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: And kombucha has like a lugi in it for the 43 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: most part, like it has like a little piece of 44 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: saliva hanging it. What do you talk about? Have you 45 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: never looked at the kombucha like, man, because every time 46 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: someone offers it, I mean, I have a sip yo 47 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: and that's it. You would look at it and think 48 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: it it is basically like iced tea. But if you 49 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: pour that ship, there's like, yeah, it's fucking gross, nasty. Though. 50 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: People on the rest of the country like what are 51 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: they talking where? Planning about bad? First class? And you 52 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: know what this is getting You're pleased and this is 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: what it's like. Yeah for people, I don't. I'm sure 54 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: it's everybody drinks it around the country in some places. Yeah, 55 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,799 Speaker 1: it's it's just it's I'm sorry, it's just the cocktails. 56 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: That's what I had to draw the line for me. 57 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, do not try and make this. No 58 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: but mixing as a mixer that's disgusted. Are you SERI? 59 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: Let's talk about Papa John finally. Okay, So do you 60 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: remember in August we talked about that quote unquote secret 61 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: video it took when he went to like a board 62 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: meeting of pop corporate room meeting, and it was the 63 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: most produced thing that you've ever seen. And clearly there 64 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: was a thing that they were alluding to called a 65 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: papa dia or like, what the fuck is this now? 66 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: Hark and behold death it is papadilla has arrived. And 67 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: it looks like I don't have flat bread it looks 68 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: like a soft taco moulita kind of thing. It looks 69 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: like a taco bell. Uh. Just they wanted to know 70 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: off top, this is not a rip off of the casida, Okay, 71 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: it's actually it's called the papadilla. Yeah, but it's not 72 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,039 Speaker 1: a take on that, Okay. It's actually inspired by the 73 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: pia dina, an Italian flat bread sandwich from the historic 74 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: Romagna area of northern Italy. Okay, So even though it 75 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: sounds phonetically more like case idia, God forbid, Papa John's 76 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: associate themselves with Mexican quisine. They're just getting over a 77 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: racism pr problem and they're like, it's not it's from 78 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 1: the old country. Wouldn't it be papadina papadina now, because 79 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: then they're gonna be like that, maybe that didn't test well, 80 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: you know how they fucking you know how they It's 81 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: meant explicitly papa pe yea, the alliterative quality of that name, 82 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: that word, I think really papapilla, pia, papa whoa, that's 83 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 1: the thing, Mama Mia, papapilla. Yeah, diarrhea, that's a thing. 84 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 1: That's the thing. And we were saying, like folks folk 85 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: song from the old times. Yeah, So they're offering it 86 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 1: like they're they're offering it in four different varieties. There's 87 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: Italian with Alfredo, spicy Italian sauce, Solami, mozzarella and banana peppers. 88 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: Good thing that chefs kiss and she came out for 89 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: the Philly cheese steak. That one makes more sense. When 90 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 1: Philly sauce. What's Philly sauce? Jack? Yeah, probably was I guess, yes, 91 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: I would. If I had to guess, I would say 92 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: it is mayonnaise, it's Philly sauce. Well, just based on 93 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: every execution of Philly cheese steak that I've had from 94 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 1: a mass chi Papa John, I was like, and here's 95 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: the and here's the mayo. Here's like hot steak, like 96 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: hot wet steak, some manner of cheese and mayonnaise which 97 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 1: the heat just turns into translucent grease film like anyway, 98 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 1: then there's if you're lucky, then they have grilled chicken 99 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 1: and bacon, chicken onions, bacon, montrol barbis. Okay, that's straightforward 100 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 1: meat pat Pepperoni spicy, that's the only one that makes sense. 101 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: Pepperoni pizza, sauce, mozzarella Talian seasoning. They have spicy meatballs. 102 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: I'd work with that one. Actually, you think it's really 103 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: gonna be specie spicy though probably not. No, no, because 104 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,039 Speaker 1: it's boardroom spicy, which just means like, oh my god, 105 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: did you crack some pepper over this hot hot hot 106 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: for one second? Yeah, I mean, you know, I think 107 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: all credit due to like every great American company knowing, look, 108 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,640 Speaker 1: we have a racism pr crisis, will hire a person 109 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: of color to be the new face, and all is forgiven. 110 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 1: The shout out to check forgetting the bag. Oh yeah, 111 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: yeah uh. They definitely definitely enough grade from from what 112 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: the sweaty man, he's just a wet what was large 113 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 1: bloated racist what was his static and he's like at 114 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: forty pizzas and thirty days. Yeah, yeah, I've been having this. Yeah. 115 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: It was something like I went to college to what's 116 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: your point? But he was like talking about how as 117 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: like he's been evaluating them. He's been doing that as 118 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: like part of his like overall commitment to Yeah, it 119 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: was like the world. Yeah, he's a part of his job. 120 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: He just does it as like a it's a calling. Yeah. 121 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: I think that's what he was trying to establish. Yeah, 122 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: just to keep an eye on like our pizza offerings 123 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 1: like that that we have as fast food and does 124 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: he eat does he eat just Papa John's branded pizza 125 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: or is he I think he's doing deep recon and 126 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 1: all the well that I've had fifty pizzas and thirty 127 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: days thing was a run up to him criticizing the 128 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: Papa John's pizza. So he was trying to act like, look, 129 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: I'm not just taking shots because I'm an angry guy 130 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 1: who you know, fired for good reasons. I had fifty 131 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: pizzas in thirty days and it gave me diarrhea. Something 132 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 1: needs to be done. What's going on? Papa crisis? Much? Uh? 133 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: And he also in that same interview, talked about how 134 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: a day of reckoning is coming, which is it was 135 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: like that it should be keeping any out. He's sweaty, 136 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: pizza bean, He's gonna walk out at the super Bowl 137 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: and after like the field and being like, yeah, your 138 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: day is up here has arrived. I've had forty pizzas 139 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: in terrible diarrhea in my weird coat. I was building 140 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: to forty pizzas in three days. We need to keep 141 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: an eye on Papa but shout out to Shack and 142 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: the new Papa John's. And somewhere in this this article 143 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: they talk about how it's because it's not a flatbread thing. 144 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: They say, we use Papa John's classic crust that everybody 145 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 1: loves to make this abomination and so that's just pizza. 146 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: Come on, we were doing so good man. I guess Pop, 147 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 1: what are they gonna do now? Don't don't bring this 148 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 1: truth out into the light for everyone. I mean, I 149 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,839 Speaker 1: wonder if they're making it on a panini press. I 150 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,920 Speaker 1: don't know either way the marks on. Yeah, maybe maybe 151 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,080 Speaker 1: I big grill it. Then it would be a little 152 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 1: bit different than the toaster conveyor belt that they send 153 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 1: other pizzas throw Yeah, a little more nuance to this idea. 154 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: Don't just say it out truly, there might be something different, 155 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 1: different traditional pizza's life. Let's talk about Wendy's breakfast. Okay, 156 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 1: thank god, let's switch gears to something really invigorating. I 157 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 1: love a good fast food breakfast. Okay, Mickey D's is 158 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: still in my number one, but Wendy's is out here. 159 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,959 Speaker 1: As they say, they are unleashing new breakfast materials I 160 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,960 Speaker 1: did not know about. Now, some people apparently may have 161 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 1: been in limited markets, but this new ship. Um, I'm 162 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:17,679 Speaker 1: just looking at this bacon eader breakfast sandwich. It looks 163 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 1: like a guaranteed heart attack by bite three? What about it? 164 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 1: Makes it a breakfast sandwich? The bacon eader breakfast because 165 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: it has egg and a sausage patty, but then everything 166 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,440 Speaker 1: else bacon no, no, no no. And it's on a 167 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 1: burger bun though, yeah, huh. What about the So that's 168 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:39,080 Speaker 1: a biscuit that has fried chicken on it? Did I hear? 169 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,680 Speaker 1: Because it has bacon, it's breakfast. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well 170 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: it's like a chicken biscuit, you know. That's that's how 171 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 1: that's that's that's how we navigate that one? Love the context? 172 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: Did I hear they were going to be doing frosties 173 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:58,280 Speaker 1: with cold brew? Yes? Did Frosty? That is what? Oh? Wait? 174 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: Actually no, the bacon eader is has a bacon burger 175 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 1: patty in it. Pardon me, pardon it just has an egg, 176 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 1: And they're like, breakfast. That's breakfast, bro, blow it out 177 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: with that. But then the other ones you can use 178 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 1: traditional breakfast meats. But yeah, the frosty Chino. Yeah. I 179 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 1: I found out about Wendy's Breakfast because I had a 180 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: friend who auditioned to be the voice of it, and 181 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: she was like, I'm auditioning to be the voice of 182 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: Wendy's Breakfast, And I was like, what the funk? Why 183 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,840 Speaker 1: didn't I get us to audition? So Wendy's Breakfast is 184 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 1: like started off on a bad foot with me, not 185 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 1: that secret hater. So you're someone's secret hater. Do you 186 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 1: want to? Bacon aid like, I'm clearly not the voice. 187 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:39,440 Speaker 1: I don't know a Frosty with coffee, you dumb piece 188 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,839 Speaker 1: of ship. I'm sorry, Megan. Can we try that one 189 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 1: more time and just stick to what's in the sides there? Okay, 190 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 1: Bacon had a great Do you wish that the frosty 191 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:56,079 Speaker 1: would make you have to ship incredibly immediately speed home? Yeah? 192 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 1: Those fries in it is that? How will they be 193 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:06,280 Speaker 1: dipping tater tots? Yeah, French toast. I'm sorry, I have 194 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: to just the bacon eader does have a sausage patty, 195 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 1: the breakfast bacon eader. So it is they're trying to 196 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: They're trying to respect the sanctity of this is like 197 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 1: the Iowa caucuses you're reporting on. This is just back 198 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: and forth we're hearing. And they do predict that this 199 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 1: will in contribute to a ten percent growth in sales. Okay, March. Well, 200 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,080 Speaker 1: it turns out we're all okay because children's books are 201 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:38,959 Speaker 1: here to save us. So our writer j M McNabb 202 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: has has a chick my hands off the wheel, I 203 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,560 Speaker 1: can stop caring good. Uh So one of our writers, 204 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 1: Jam McNabb, has a son who is in junior kindergarten 205 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: and they pick a book once a week at the 206 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: school library and the one he picked was called Bully. 207 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: It was about a frog with a bunch of wilting 208 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:06,040 Speaker 1: flowers for hair that were are sort of orange ish, 209 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:11,319 Speaker 1: And it turns out it is explicitly influenced by Trump, 210 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 1: and it's a it's a big metaphor pro Trump. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 211 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:23,800 Speaker 1: The frog look at this frog kick every other frog's ass. 212 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: Go with a winner. They got big frog feed are um. 213 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:30,520 Speaker 1: But yeah, there's so he kind of did some research 214 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: and there there are a bunch of different sort of 215 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: ideologically influenced children's books being published. In two thousand eighteen, 216 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 1: Scholastic published a book called President Donald Trump as part 217 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: of their Rookie Biography series, and uh it, you know, 218 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,360 Speaker 1: it was just a very straightforward book that was like, 219 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: he became a president, millions of Americans are counting on 220 00:13:55,480 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: to improve their lives, and there was this and it 221 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 1: worked out. I mean, because if you were to be 222 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 1: honest about it, it would be too explicit for a 223 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,440 Speaker 1: children's books. It's like he has been credibly accused of 224 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,240 Speaker 1: sexual assault kids. Yeah, what do you do about that? 225 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 1: They're gonna have enough time in their life when they're 226 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 1: like scared and in pain. Let let the children just 227 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 1: be children for a bit, says a poem about Donald Trump. 228 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: His buildings reached into the sky, his businesses just grew 229 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,680 Speaker 1: and grew. Then Trump became our president. People wanted something 230 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 1: new the end that's in the book. Yeah, wow, wow 231 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 1: wow wow. His businesses just grew and grew. Uh. There's 232 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 1: also the pumpkin and the pants suit, so that this 233 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 1: is a story that is wildly um but discouraging. To me, 234 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 1: this is a ridiculous the cover art we're looking at 235 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 1: the pumpkin and the pants suit is It's just it's 236 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,160 Speaker 1: really something, folks mind altering. I don't want to see 237 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 1: that they some how made Trump actually like a wrinkled 238 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,600 Speaker 1: pumpkin with weird eyebrows. And I'm and I'm guessing they've 239 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: reduced Hillary to a pant suit. Yes, yes, look we're 240 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: still gonna be in like forty years. These kids are 241 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 1: gonna have time to go through this pain. Don't do 242 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 1: it to them now. Let them just play for a 243 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: little bit before it descends upon them. Liza Jane and 244 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 1: the Dragon, where a dragon, uh with an orange Maine 245 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 1: is hired to be Liza's new parents, and then she 246 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 1: realizes that the dragon kind of sucks the lying Wait, 247 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, King was hired to be a new dragon? Yeah, 248 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,360 Speaker 1: hires hires a dragon? Is that like a job opening 249 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 1: where you're like, all right, dragon you're hired to play 250 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 1: my father. You don't need like a subtle analogy to 251 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 1: teach children to hate the things you hate. That's the 252 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 1: point of having children, teach them to hate the things 253 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 1: that you hate. And it's very easy to tell them 254 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 1: this sucks and we all hate it, and they're like, okay, 255 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: got it. They're screwed up, and then yeah, they're screwed 256 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,040 Speaker 1: up her life. They spend the rest of their life 257 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: trying to undo the pres of their parents. And you know, 258 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: we have a good system. We don't need the subtle 259 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:11,200 Speaker 1: amalogy amalogies and books. There's also The Lying King about 260 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 1: a word hug who lies in order to gain power, 261 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: and The King who Banned the Dark about a king 262 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: who installs artificial son but citizens revolt when nobody can sleep. 263 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 1: Actually sounds kind of cool. Yeah, what is that? What's 264 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 1: the met Okay, because he doesn't like the dark? Yeah, 265 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: oh so it's about getting just like vilifying things we 266 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: don't know or he's that part is pretty on the nose. 267 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 1: I think that too. And then a book called The Wall. Um, 268 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,720 Speaker 1: it's I mean it makes sense, right, I Like people 269 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: feel very powerless to try and affect change with people 270 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: who are fully formed adults. So if you're making kids books, 271 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: you're like, well, the way I can fight back is 272 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 1: to have these things and indoctrinate them with these kinds 273 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,800 Speaker 1: of stories by sense. Yeah, I mean I don't. The 274 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: other thing is, I don't know how many kids are 275 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,879 Speaker 1: gonna go, wait a second, the pumping in the pants 276 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,439 Speaker 1: suit is about what are you trying to tell? So 277 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,680 Speaker 1: in a way, you don't need to go this sort 278 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: of hard on those images if you're as long as 279 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,239 Speaker 1: you're the lessons there, But what the funk do on 280 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: I'm not a child development. I want to see the 281 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 1: pro Trump books. I got to be off there the 282 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: perfect phone called Daddy read me the perfect phone. A um, yeah, 283 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 1: I mean I don't know what. Like, there's a whole 284 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: generation of like nine to seventeen year olds who are 285 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,600 Speaker 1: currently being uh you know, turned into conservatives by YouTube videos. 286 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: So maybe this is like the the generation coming up 287 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 1: behind them. But if this is what progressives have instead 288 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 1: of YouTube videos, progressivism might be in some trouble. Yeah, 289 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,360 Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, I mean there's there's also deeper lessons 290 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: and like it's bad to be a bully, right, and 291 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: I think I'm sure, there are plenty of books that 292 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: aren't so narrowly trying to be like I got this 293 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,239 Speaker 1: kid's book in the form of a Yeah, but like 294 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 1: truly like like stories about empathy, which there I've read 295 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:20,400 Speaker 1: books like that that. Yeah, Classics Giving Tree is dark 296 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,880 Speaker 1: as its A lot of children's books are sucked up. 297 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 1: It's just a metaphor for being a parent that is 298 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 1: like passive aggressive about how selfish children are and then 299 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:37,159 Speaker 1: they die at actually a good lesson, it's just darking 300 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,159 Speaker 1: for parents. I don't know if it's a good lesson 301 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,920 Speaker 1: for children. It's like, if you have kids, they're just 302 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: gonna use you up and then you're gonna die. But 303 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,199 Speaker 1: what do the kids get out of that? I don't understandable. 304 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 1: Maybe children and it'll it'll help with overpopulation, don't. That's 305 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: a lesson here? All right, we're going to take a 306 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:08,440 Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back. Yeah, and we're back. 307 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: Candy store dot Com, which is a blog, has released 308 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:19,680 Speaker 1: a list of America's favorite Valentine's candy. Is it by state? Yeah? 309 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,239 Speaker 1: By state? One thing I just want to say, right 310 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:27,480 Speaker 1: They start off saying the projected spend uh for like 311 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,880 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. I don't know if this is the year, 312 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 1: but they this is the this is the the wording 313 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 1: as Valentine's Day indulgences go. Candies are relatively inexpensive one. 314 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,919 Speaker 1: It's also become a tradition and is a nice and 315 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,440 Speaker 1: easy gesture to make. That could be why people are 316 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,200 Speaker 1: expected to spend over two point four billion dollars this year, 317 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 1: up six hundred million from last year. I'm not spending 318 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:52,560 Speaker 1: that much, are people? I mean, I know if Valentine'sday 319 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: candy to be a thing you panicked by it a 320 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: CVX just to give to somebody, how is the massive argument? 321 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,640 Speaker 1: And it's just candy hearts and chocolate there there's more. 322 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: So apparently Eminem's is on the come up. It's moving 323 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,200 Speaker 1: up very closely. So In California, third place goes to 324 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 1: chocolate roses. Second place. Roses is not a thing that 325 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,560 Speaker 1: I have ever given or really even considered, like chocolate 326 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:19,399 Speaker 1: dipped roses or like their shaped. Yeah, this is what 327 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 1: they look at the bulb. They're they're like plastic stends 328 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,879 Speaker 1: with chocolate candy in the shape of a rosebud and 329 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 1: then wrapped in like cellophane. Conversation for the environment, because 330 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: the other one that makes sense that's a state. And 331 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:39,920 Speaker 1: then conversation hearts is funny. I've never thought of them 332 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:45,880 Speaker 1: being in conversation because I love you. What a vapid 333 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,120 Speaker 1: conversation I will um. Yeah. And then number one heart 334 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,360 Speaker 1: shaped box of chocolates, which seems to be the one 335 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,080 Speaker 1: for everyone. Uh, Jack wars the state you live. Let's 336 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,159 Speaker 1: go look at what's popular in Ohio? Shall we in 337 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:03,880 Speaker 1: Ohio third place? Conversation hearts second places? Oh, I mean, 338 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 1: I guess it's candy corn, but it's pink and red 339 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: instead of very yellow and orange. Yeah, you got him exactly. Uh? 340 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: And then heart shaped box? All right? No, no no? Then yeah, 341 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: heart shaped box of chocolates. Is there one state where 342 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: there's just something really like it's not even a can't 343 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: It's like it's like grain alcohol, It's like one bean. Um. 344 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 1: Chocolate hearts is as kind of out there as it. 345 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 1: Guess that's man's number one chocolate hearts. So main um, 346 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 1: Hershey's kisses are also big. Pennsylvania makes sense. Eminem's you 347 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: think our Eminem's also Mars? Yeah in Pennsylvania. Yeah, Pennsylvania's 348 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:52,240 Speaker 1: got Eminem. So does Texas. Uh they kisses Texas kisses. Um. Yeah, 349 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,080 Speaker 1: cupid corn is the one thing I see on here 350 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: that I'm like surprised. Is a consistently coming up because I, well, 351 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,320 Speaker 1: this is where maybe I'm an outlier, but I have 352 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,159 Speaker 1: always said I cannot see the candy corn. Alaska's number 353 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:08,080 Speaker 1: three is something I've never heard of. Cinnamon bears, Oh 354 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:12,159 Speaker 1: the funk? Are those made with real bear? Yeah? What 355 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 1: is a cinnamon bear? Florida, We've gotta we've got to 356 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: change last year's winner conversation hearts, but this year heart 357 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 1: shaped box of chocolates has overtaken. Man, we are not original. 358 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess this is typically a holiday where 359 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: men are buying gifts for everyone. Number one whatever is 360 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:41,919 Speaker 1: on sale at CVS Alabama coming with the surprise. Number 361 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: one candy necklaces. Alright, Alabem, what is that? But that's 362 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,720 Speaker 1: for like kids? Right? Can imagine those ship like that? 363 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: That should will get you in trouble if you're an adult, 364 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,960 Speaker 1: you're like, I got you just candy necklace? Like the funk. 365 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,119 Speaker 1: They probably put it in like one of those fancy boxes, 366 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: like in a like felt covered box. Yeah, cinnamon bears 367 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,160 Speaker 1: are just basically gummy bears that are just chock full 368 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 1: of that cinnamon spice um Arkansas. Number three is Geared 369 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: Delli gift box. Fancy damn look at Arkansas, k Arkansas. 370 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:21,360 Speaker 1: Kenny Nicholas is big in West Virginia. Wes Gardelli gift 371 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 1: boxes are also third place in Iowa and Kansas also, 372 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,800 Speaker 1: so people like the in the second place in Maine. 373 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,960 Speaker 1: I guess that's like if you're classy, you know, like 374 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,040 Speaker 1: I think Geared, that's that fancy ship that's Italian. Yeah, 375 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: from San Francisco, Utah. It's just whole milk. Hell yeah. Interesting, 376 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it down a percentage, frisky. I think 377 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,240 Speaker 1: the most creative Valentine's Day gift I ever bought for 378 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 1: her Majesty was a hanging plant. Okay that I crushed 379 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,760 Speaker 1: it that year because everyone was like before that, I 380 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,840 Speaker 1: was like flowers, which were appreciated, but I was like no, 381 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,639 Speaker 1: Like I was like, let our love grow like this 382 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:04,600 Speaker 1: hang plant still have it to this day. Chocolate bears, 383 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,439 Speaker 1: Isn't that a thing? No? Did I just make that up? 384 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 1: Talcolate covered gummy bears or not? That website? You damn 385 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 1: nailed me. I've been zinged and I love it to 386 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: quote uh speaking of us being fucked the gig economy. 387 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:30,480 Speaker 1: So before everything became an app we used to do 388 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: things like ask a friend to help us with moving, 389 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,639 Speaker 1: which was annoying, or asking people for a ride to 390 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,480 Speaker 1: the airport, especially annoying in l A. But that was 391 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,879 Speaker 1: like a thing you did. You did favors for people, Yeah, easily, 392 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,879 Speaker 1: and then they would do favors back to you, and 393 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,119 Speaker 1: then you would develop something. They do favors back to you, 394 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,640 Speaker 1: back to you, favor at you, do a favor on me, Yeah, 395 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 1: do do me a favor, do favors at me, do 396 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:02,600 Speaker 1: a favor on the small on my back. About it's changed. 397 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 1: I remember being like, yo, to give me a ride, 398 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 1: I'll smoke you out, you know what I mean. Here, 399 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:10,200 Speaker 1: I'll give you something, help you move, I'll smoke you out. Uh, 400 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:18,320 Speaker 1: take care of my child, I'll smoke about it. But yeah, 401 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,760 Speaker 1: like now if you know, like you know, calves and 402 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 1: nanny's and other things like that have existed, but they 403 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,280 Speaker 1: used to be only accessible to a certain class. And 404 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: now like if you have any amount of disposable income, 405 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,560 Speaker 1: there's a way to like, whether it's an uber or 406 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,919 Speaker 1: a task Grabbit people can start solving problems just by 407 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,240 Speaker 1: sort of just throwing money at it. And it makes 408 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,959 Speaker 1: sense too because on some level, like you would never 409 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,280 Speaker 1: expect these people to just do a favor for a 410 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 1: stranger for free, so there is some kind of monetary exchange. 411 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:52,320 Speaker 1: But now, what would Franz Drescher's star rating be if 412 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 1: she was like a gig econo nanny? Was she a 413 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: good nanny? She was right, and I feel like she 414 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,159 Speaker 1: was really there for them. She was. I mean, she 415 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:05,439 Speaker 1: was definitely unorthodox, but I think the love was there absolutely. Um. 416 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: But there's like there's a professor on culture and media 417 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 1: who's like writing writing a book that's called uber Worked 418 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: and Underpaid How workers are disrupting the digital economy. It says, 419 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,720 Speaker 1: what used to be friends among favors now has a 420 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 1: price tag to pick up from the airport, hauling closed 421 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 1: to laundry, or helping to pay the apartment. And we 422 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,359 Speaker 1: are now witnessing a financialization of activities that used to 423 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 1: be an expression of social capital, which is interesting because yeah, 424 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,359 Speaker 1: like there was this helps create community, right you know, 425 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 1: like you knew like oh hell yeah, like that's my friend, 426 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,360 Speaker 1: let me help you, I know, there will be reciprocity 427 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: at some point, but now that we're able to just 428 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,199 Speaker 1: sort of be like, I don't want to inconvenience them. 429 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 1: On some level, these things do help because there are 430 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 1: people who will take advantage of your kindness, and you 431 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,480 Speaker 1: can set boundaries and be like, look, I can't do 432 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,159 Speaker 1: it because you're trying to take advantage of my kindness 433 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 1: call this person. But at the same time, you do 434 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 1: lose that bit of feeling of connection where like there 435 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: is sort of community to a certain extent. Yeah, I think, 436 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,800 Speaker 1: I mean, we know our neighbor is less than we 437 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: used to, which I think is a thing that's been 438 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,800 Speaker 1: happening for a while now but is probably at its peak. 439 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,920 Speaker 1: So we're doing this live show that is about like 440 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,160 Speaker 1: partially about the tech bubble bursting and like the thing 441 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,639 Speaker 1: that seems to be changed. Like there were these companies 442 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:30,440 Speaker 1: like pets dot Com that we're essentially Amazon for pet products, 443 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:36,120 Speaker 1: and now Amazon is the most successful company ever Amazon. 444 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,120 Speaker 1: It's Amazon for Amazon, Amazon for pet products and everything else. 445 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 1: And the innovation is they've figured out that they can 446 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,080 Speaker 1: just like treat people like ship kind of like behind 447 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,960 Speaker 1: the scenes, and as long as we don't see it, 448 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,520 Speaker 1: they can like just make that into economies of scale 449 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 1: that they can just like turn into all the money 450 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,159 Speaker 1: in the world. I think in the nineties, right, it 451 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,200 Speaker 1: was harder to get as many people who would go 452 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 1: for this kind of work because there were still a 453 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: lot of jobs available to most people. And then as 454 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,960 Speaker 1: the economy began to get more and more depressed, like 455 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,760 Speaker 1: like I think Amazon came about at this perfect time 456 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,160 Speaker 1: where now you have people who are like, I'll take 457 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 1: I'll take any kind of work because they're the apps. 458 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,280 Speaker 1: Like the wage stagnation and things like this is preventing 459 00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,399 Speaker 1: people from being able to live properly. So yeah, I 460 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,920 Speaker 1: think there the thing about the like knowing your neighbors. 461 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,800 Speaker 1: In the mid seventies, there's a study they say in 462 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,280 Speaker 1: the mid seventies, only about of Americans said they had 463 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: no interactions with their neighbors. Now it's like over a third. Yeah, 464 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,000 Speaker 1: like in increasing more because yeah, most people are sort 465 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,320 Speaker 1: of just walled off. I don't know, it's different. It's 466 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,240 Speaker 1: a lot different. And even now, like I try and 467 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,520 Speaker 1: make a point to talk to my neighbors because like 468 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 1: there's there's something weird about just not knowing somebody. Yeah, 469 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: and if like you kind of want to know, like 470 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 1: you live in a community, you know, like where hey, 471 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: if you keep an eye out or something, if you 472 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,280 Speaker 1: saw some ship like hollyer at me, you're like, oh, 473 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,240 Speaker 1: I saw your you know, your package was outside for 474 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,920 Speaker 1: two days. I brought that ship in because I don't 475 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: know somebody. You know that, Like, there's a there's a 476 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 1: benefit to that, but I think it's it's really easy 477 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: to not do it. And these apps and things I 478 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: think almost make like it makes it easier for us 479 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,600 Speaker 1: to forget that those are bonds we kind of need 480 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: to maintain we've taken for granted. Well, you're also like, 481 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: it's a it's a good thing to be more connected 482 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 1: with your neighbors and stuff. But when you're given the 483 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: option to be in another community like on Reddit of 484 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:44,160 Speaker 1: people that you know, it's a more vetted, more filtered, uh, 485 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: representation of your likes, You're you're naturally gonna want to 486 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:54,360 Speaker 1: be liked rather talk to these people than these people 487 00:29:54,480 --> 00:30:01,280 Speaker 1: who could have wildly different opinions. That's hard. Yes, that 488 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: does say, I mean that's convenience and stuff, and Uber 489 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,800 Speaker 1: like you're you're yeah, I mean, Uber is definitely picking convenience. 490 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 1: I think it was Jelani cub was writing about how 491 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 1: that I mean writing about it. He tweeted that, like 492 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,920 Speaker 1: the whole you know, policing how much people tip and 493 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 1: like being like, look at this receipt from this famous 494 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 1: person they like barely tipped, and just how we like 495 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,520 Speaker 1: that That whole thing is just companies transferring the fact 496 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: that they don't pay their employees enough onto us. Like 497 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,400 Speaker 1: Uber was just like, Okay, now there's a tip button, 498 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,440 Speaker 1: and you subsidize their wages, right, you subsidize their wages 499 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 1: because we don't pay them enough. And also there's a 500 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 1: incentive structure where they rate you so like you have 501 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,040 Speaker 1: to tip them a lot basically or else you're gonna 502 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,840 Speaker 1: get a low rating. But I mean, at the same time, 503 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 1: it's like a service we didn't used to have. Right. 504 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,360 Speaker 1: What happens when you I honestly don't know That's what 505 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 1: happens when you, the writer have a low rating on Uber? 506 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,720 Speaker 1: Do do drivers not pick you up? Or do they 507 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 1: play music you wouldn't like? Or like, what is the 508 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,160 Speaker 1: you're canceled? I believe just in general that you're doesn't 509 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: have to get like really low though, and then they 510 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,520 Speaker 1: put a tweet out and they say, this person is 511 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 1: just canceled. Yeah, everyone, I think it just I think 512 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,080 Speaker 1: probably at a certain level, you might not be able 513 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 1: to use the service. Super producer Anna Hosny is saying 514 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: that they also team you up with drivers who have 515 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: low ratings. Oh that's why. So so if you're you're 516 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 1: a one star guy, you get a one star driver. Yeah. Wow. 517 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 1: Do you think there's anybody, either driver or a rider 518 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 1: who has one star? Like I think the lowest I've 519 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 1: ever heard of it, like like four six. Yeah, nobody 520 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: ever gives like a I don't know. Yeah, it depends. 521 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,680 Speaker 1: I mean it takes. I think we've talked about in 522 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,080 Speaker 1: past episodes what it takes for you to fully be 523 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: like I'm gonna funk your rating up as a driver, 524 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,960 Speaker 1: like this was actually fucked up because most of us know, like, 525 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 1: there is it. This is where I guess the sense 526 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,400 Speaker 1: of community does kick in, because you begin to be like, 527 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to like funk up your money by 528 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,320 Speaker 1: being like give you a four star or something like 529 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 1: and I also three star whatever. It's it's really the 530 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: decision you're making when you go from five to four? 531 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,880 Speaker 1: Is is it? Like, do I want to steer this 532 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,080 Speaker 1: person's life in a different direction so that they can't 533 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,280 Speaker 1: make as much money at this right, so that because 534 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,320 Speaker 1: they shouldn't be driving people for a living. Like that's 535 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: the decision making process that I would have to make 536 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,440 Speaker 1: to go from five to four. Four means you're you've failed, epic, 537 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,840 Speaker 1: you failed, and you need to you need to start 538 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 1: thinking about a different career. That's wild, that's right, Yeah, 539 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,720 Speaker 1: you should get the funk off. Well that's what. Yeah, 540 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,640 Speaker 1: nobody gives low ratings because we're all it's like that 541 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 1: Black Mirror episode with Bryce Dallas Howard. Is that a 542 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 1: wrestler or an actress Bryce Dallas Howard in the ring? No, 543 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 1: but it's uh yeah where everyone's just like five stars 544 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: and five stars and we're all good. Yeah. Uh anyway, 545 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 1: it's like almost giving you like five stars five star 546 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: are good? Yeah yeah cool, that's our new social contract, right, um. 547 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,120 Speaker 1: And it's where I do see that, like because it's 548 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,080 Speaker 1: weird thinking about like you see, Uh, I've had like 549 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 1: seen like three star or two star reviews for restaurants 550 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 1: on Yelp and been like yeah, but I want Chinese 551 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,480 Speaker 1: right now, Like I'll go but if I see a 552 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: four star rating on Uber, I'm like three or two 553 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:53,120 Speaker 1: star rated foods. Let's let's move on to the next top. Wow, 554 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,080 Speaker 1: So you're just willing to like put actual garbage in 555 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,160 Speaker 1: your body? Huh Yeah, give me that papa. Yeah, uh 556 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:05,680 Speaker 1: that papa. Uh. There's an aw tour in the world 557 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,600 Speaker 1: of advertising whose work I didn't realize I was such 558 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 1: a fan of. I didn't realize these two projects were linked. 559 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,000 Speaker 1: So there's this guy, Peter Arnell, who was responsible for 560 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: the Pepsi campaign the pitch dock to uh from an 561 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,719 Speaker 1: advertiser about the redesign of the Pepsi logo to make 562 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,920 Speaker 1: it so that the wavy line does not go down 563 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,759 Speaker 1: the middle of the circle, but it's like off to 564 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,080 Speaker 1: the side a little bit. I just wanna, I do 565 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 1: wanna look at that? The he is ingenious, you know, 566 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,680 Speaker 1: from taking it from the regular to just kind of 567 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 1: off to the side. Screw my man's printer was weird. 568 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,239 Speaker 1: So one of the pages I just want to read, 569 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:55,759 Speaker 1: you guys, the header breathtaking. What is this? This This 570 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,640 Speaker 1: is from the dock that they presented. They're as they were, like, 571 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,680 Speaker 1: here's why you're paying US twenty million dollars and this 572 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,719 Speaker 1: is why, and we just like tilted your logo to 573 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 1: the side. Uh so. Header of one of the pages, 574 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 1: breathtaking creation of identity colon the Pepsi universe on one 575 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:23,800 Speaker 1: side says universe expansion. Okay, the universe expands exponentially with 576 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,400 Speaker 1: and then they just like throw in a bunch of 577 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:31,759 Speaker 1: like equation shit million miles per hour, and then they 578 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,960 Speaker 1: have like a globe thing X equals one light year. 579 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 1: On the right side, the Pepsi orbits and it's the 580 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:47,240 Speaker 1: old logo. It's old logo dimensional dimensionizes exponentially, Pepsi planet, 581 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:52,120 Speaker 1: old logo, Pepsi galaxy. Like twenty different Pepsi logos orbiting 582 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 1: around one another. I see what's going on here, jack expansion. 583 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,879 Speaker 1: We're going now to through a three dimensional plane. Yes, 584 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,719 Speaker 1: uh so. On the left side, x equals one light year, 585 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: x equals two light years, x equals eight light years, 586 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,160 Speaker 1: and it's just the same picture made bigger and bigger. 587 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,760 Speaker 1: But on the right it's Pepsi planet, just the old logo, 588 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: Pepsi galaxy, the new logo orbiting around something Pepsi universe, 589 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,800 Speaker 1: and it like they made it into an atom that 590 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,080 Speaker 1: where all the like quirks and electrons and ship are 591 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,279 Speaker 1: the new Pepsi logo. Uh, and it is it's just 592 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,719 Speaker 1: taking bullshit. If anyone is actually familiar with astrophysics, maybe 593 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,279 Speaker 1: this does make sense. But but I'm just saying maybe 594 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,880 Speaker 1: like in where if you're just using the logo to 595 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,960 Speaker 1: represent like electron motion or something like that, but what 596 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,560 Speaker 1: does that actually But it means fuck alto why that 597 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,320 Speaker 1: you change the logo. And also you're having to like 598 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,400 Speaker 1: just make up what the what the original Pepsi logo 599 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:03,600 Speaker 1: looks like on the side, that's that's all made up. 600 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,759 Speaker 1: I mean, look, you know how these meetings go, right, 601 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 1: you know, like you get in there, you say something 602 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,480 Speaker 1: smart enough and like trippy. They some people be like, 603 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,359 Speaker 1: oh my god, it's trippy ship said by people who 604 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,480 Speaker 1: don't have the mind for trippy ship. So they are 605 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,840 Speaker 1: just like that's that has the sound of like something smart, 606 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 1: but they don't have the imagination to like hold the 607 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: idea of smart and like trippy and like sort of out. 608 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,759 Speaker 1: It was like early Jaden Smith interviews when he would 609 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,880 Speaker 1: just say some wild tripputy ship, Like you just overheard 610 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,480 Speaker 1: some adults say that this whole pitch deck is big 611 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:47,120 Speaker 1: Jaden Smith energy Like, yes, super nice dude. I'm sure 612 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,359 Speaker 1: I think now his intellect is catching up to him 613 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,920 Speaker 1: as he gets older. I think he's going to be 614 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:58,399 Speaker 1: our next president astro physicist, physicist president. Uh No, but uh, 615 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,239 Speaker 1: I'm sure they were very nice when they presented this 616 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,399 Speaker 1: deck because they got millions and millions of dollars too. 617 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:11,200 Speaker 1: It was like early I think. Um. So that is 618 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 1: from a guy named Peter Arnell. Uh he's also responsible. 619 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,600 Speaker 1: Uh well, first of all, Gawker did a profile with 620 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:24,320 Speaker 1: him where they talked about, uh, the fifteen worst bosses 621 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,959 Speaker 1: in New York City, and he is apparently up there. 622 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,839 Speaker 1: The guy with the Galaxy brain. Galaxy Brain guy thought, yeah, 623 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,160 Speaker 1: I'll just read some some from the from that profile. 624 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,520 Speaker 1: Uh he Uh. Once he freaked out in a meeting 625 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,120 Speaker 1: because the CD did not work in the CD player, 626 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,719 Speaker 1: so he took the CD out and smashed it into 627 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: pieces on the conference room table. The I T guy 628 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,840 Speaker 1: who was standing behind him ended up going to the 629 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,279 Speaker 1: hospital because the shards from the c D flew into 630 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,719 Speaker 1: his eye. Uh. When you go to a meeting in 631 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,160 Speaker 1: his office, he makes everyone wait at the door, then 632 00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,680 Speaker 1: directs each person where to sit by a hierarchy and 633 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:09,040 Speaker 1: whatever mood he's feeling, which that that really resonates with 634 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,360 Speaker 1: the Pepsi pitch stock because it's all about like his 635 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 1: idea of like universal organisam millennial vibes like the as 636 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:23,359 Speaker 1: as the light years expand exponentially, it's like, all right, 637 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,279 Speaker 1: what's the Pepsi redesigned considered a failure or is just 638 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,480 Speaker 1: like a laughing stock once people got a hold of 639 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,879 Speaker 1: this material, just a laughing stock once people got hold 640 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,960 Speaker 1: of them, because I think most people like, okay, I'm 641 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:39,280 Speaker 1: not buying more because you moved the wiggle. Yes, But anyways, 642 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,880 Speaker 1: another piece of work that I hadn't realized was his 643 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,920 Speaker 1: so Tropicana used to have a very recognizable carton and 644 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,279 Speaker 1: it was they were the only like they were the 645 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,279 Speaker 1: first to get to fresh squeezed orange juice. Really yeah, 646 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,200 Speaker 1: they did it, by it's wild how they did it. 647 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,200 Speaker 1: They created these giant vats. They look like big like 648 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 1: things that you would assume like gas is being held 649 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,880 Speaker 1: in like natural gas, but it's actually giant vats of 650 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,320 Speaker 1: orange juice that have all the oxygen sucked out, like 651 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 1: they can hold your orange juice there for like years 652 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,640 Speaker 1: because it doesn't like oxygen, it doesn't oxidize nothing, nothing 653 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,200 Speaker 1: bad happens to it. The only bad thing that happens 654 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:26,680 Speaker 1: to it is it stops to favor. It loses all 655 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,239 Speaker 1: its flavor. So what Tropicana had to do was, so 656 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,480 Speaker 1: you're still drinking fresh squeezed orange juice or it's three 657 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: years old, but it hasn't you know, it hasn't been 658 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,840 Speaker 1: touched by oxygen, so it's fun. It just lost all 659 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,800 Speaker 1: its flavor. But then they added this thing that is 660 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 1: like a flavoring. Uh, it's like the essence of orange. 661 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,520 Speaker 1: It has nothing has nothing to do with the taste. 662 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,239 Speaker 1: It's all scent based. So if you can't, if you 663 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,279 Speaker 1: can't smell your orange juice from Tropicana, it won't taste 664 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,000 Speaker 1: like oranges what like I've had, But if you don't 665 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,279 Speaker 1: have your ability to breathe though, that affects your your 666 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,319 Speaker 1: tasting abilities. But like I have, like I know people 667 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:11,239 Speaker 1: whose sense of smell doesn't work, like who had like 668 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,960 Speaker 1: some damage or so you're saying if you got it 669 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,920 Speaker 1: and that that affects your ability it tastes things and 670 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,440 Speaker 1: like it's all like all factory is like more uh 671 00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,640 Speaker 1: tied to like what you think thinks taste like that? 672 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 1: What about the new factory? That's right? Um So anyways, 673 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:33,800 Speaker 1: Tropicana had the game locked just with this carton that 674 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,560 Speaker 1: was an orange with a straw in it. That was 675 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:44,840 Speaker 1: that I remember. I remember trying to drink an orange 676 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,640 Speaker 1: like out of kid. Yes, they like that communicates every 677 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,719 Speaker 1: fucking thing you need to know. So this dude comes 678 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,719 Speaker 1: in and changes the carton to be a glass of 679 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,520 Speaker 1: orange juice. That's it, like just a big glass of 680 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,279 Speaker 1: orange juices on the side near wine glass. Yeah, it 681 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 1: looks like a wine glass, so it doesn't even look 682 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 1: like the orange juice that you were used to. Uh. 683 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:13,240 Speaker 1: And the tropicanal logo going up the side. I remember 684 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,719 Speaker 1: being like did they get rid of Tropican orange? Was 685 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,080 Speaker 1: like happen the Tropican orange? And then like because he 686 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,799 Speaker 1: also fused with a logo. Uh, they lost thirty three 687 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,480 Speaker 1: million dollars in sales and immediately had to change the 688 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,800 Speaker 1: design back. So they just went right back. Yeah. I 689 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,839 Speaker 1: think they went pretty much back close to being back 690 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,080 Speaker 1: to what it used to be, or at least having 691 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,600 Speaker 1: like an orange on it rather than like an obscure 692 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,399 Speaker 1: an obscure glass of orange juice that could be any 693 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,080 Speaker 1: orange like and it could be from Concentral. Yeah. They 694 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,920 Speaker 1: just went back. They literally just went back. Give me 695 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,759 Speaker 1: the orange with the straw in it. Yes, stop sucking around. Yes, 696 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,759 Speaker 1: um they tried it with that like minimal design. Yeah, 697 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,200 Speaker 1: what I got you points at like art Center, right, 698 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,399 Speaker 1: you know, I felt like that way was happening though, 699 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,400 Speaker 1: with like Unique Low and all these like minimalist type companies, 700 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 1: and it just doesn't work for that, right, We're not 701 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:15,520 Speaker 1: looking for like beautiful future forward eight x lightyear design 702 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:21,319 Speaker 1: from our orange juice cartons. And also it wasn't even 703 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,279 Speaker 1: a good design. I wonder what that deck looked like. 704 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,480 Speaker 1: If he was saying the pepsi thing was all about, 705 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,000 Speaker 1: you know, atomic subparticles and ship like that, he was 706 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:32,040 Speaker 1: like Nazi the future people will not actually be drinking 707 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,680 Speaker 1: oranges with a straw inserted into it, but they will 708 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,800 Speaker 1: be doing Yeah exactly they We will all be drinking 709 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,080 Speaker 1: our our orange juice in the form of a mimosa. 710 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,080 Speaker 1: So it should be a champagne flute. Yeah, that is 711 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,000 Speaker 1: what it evokes, is mimosa. I wonder if the coloring 712 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,200 Speaker 1: isn't even good. Yeah, it doesn't look like orange well, 713 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if the you know, we 714 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,120 Speaker 1: don't know exactly what the colors are going through a screen. 715 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,480 Speaker 1: I just want to be fair to him from a 716 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,680 Speaker 1: color processing level. But this is a courtesy of Mono 717 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,560 Speaker 1: Synth on Twitter, so shout out to them. All. Right, Well, 718 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,759 Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back. 719 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,359 Speaker 1: And we're back, and it's time for music Corner, where 720 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:25,040 Speaker 1: checking all the hottest sounds coming at you across the airway. 721 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:38,719 Speaker 1: That's spicy music, spicy music radio. What we just do 722 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,319 Speaker 1: this for the rest of the show, off the rails. Yeah, 723 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:49,920 Speaker 1: uh so, Taylor Swift is now our rage against the machine. 724 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,920 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, she's very She was very a 725 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,839 Speaker 1: political up until like maybe a year and a half ago. 726 00:44:55,880 --> 00:45:00,520 Speaker 1: A year ago in a studied like very explicitly a political. 727 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,120 Speaker 1: People were like, yo, huge, you have a huge conservative 728 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:10,359 Speaker 1: fan base. Probably can you say something? And well through 729 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,640 Speaker 1: the election she was like, it's nothing. But it turns 730 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,320 Speaker 1: out it was because she just didn't think Hillary was 731 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,440 Speaker 1: woken off. No, I have no idea what I mean, 732 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,800 Speaker 1: she hasn't. Has she explained that she was like what 733 00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,480 Speaker 1: was she thinking? I think she was just didn't. I 734 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,440 Speaker 1: don't know if she knew, if she felt responsible to 735 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,279 Speaker 1: say something like the responsibility of having to say something 736 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,440 Speaker 1: or whatever, but or maybe they realized maybe it's better marketing. Yes, 737 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,520 Speaker 1: I think that's what it was. It used to be 738 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:44,120 Speaker 1: possible to sit this one out, and it became uh 739 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,480 Speaker 1: wildly unprofitable for her to continue to sit it. Well, 740 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,640 Speaker 1: she's doing fine in the profit department. Well, but she was. 741 00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,480 Speaker 1: I think she was. I do think this was a 742 00:45:55,680 --> 00:46:00,560 Speaker 1: smart business decision on her part, to like, and probably 743 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,400 Speaker 1: a studied and carefully chosen decision. I'm sure in the 744 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,520 Speaker 1: in the I mean it to us, it did very well, 745 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:14,040 Speaker 1: but reputation did not do banger did it? Like? I 746 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,279 Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think so. But I think 747 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:21,120 Speaker 1: it's more happened. I don't think it's really about album 748 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,920 Speaker 1: sales anymore so much as it's about like endorsement deals, 749 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,960 Speaker 1: like oh, your their money is coming from live shows. 750 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,799 Speaker 1: That's that's where all these artists make their money. Now, 751 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,279 Speaker 1: it's from selling out stadiums. And I think, you know, 752 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,000 Speaker 1: I think she actually does believe these things. But yeah, 753 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,920 Speaker 1: like at a certain level, it's like your brand is 754 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,239 Speaker 1: being managed by so many stakeholders, like you don't know 755 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,520 Speaker 1: what to do. And I think now with her new 756 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,600 Speaker 1: documentary Miss Americana, she's got this song called only the 757 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,600 Speaker 1: Young and it's you know, before things had like a 758 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,640 Speaker 1: political tone, but now it's the lyrics are like the 759 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,560 Speaker 1: game was rigged, the ref got tricked, the wrong ones 760 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,440 Speaker 1: think they're right, you were outnumbered this time. Okay, a 761 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,520 Speaker 1: little bit more would be a lot harder criticize, or 762 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,400 Speaker 1: would be all it easier to criticize that if we 763 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,240 Speaker 1: hadn't just made the exact same metaphor about the refs 764 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,960 Speaker 1: being tricked. Yeah, fuck god, are we stealing from I mean, 765 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,920 Speaker 1: it's like Simpsons. She's also the new Simpsons, and that 766 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,120 Speaker 1: every joke you try to make Taylor Swifts already made. Right. Yeah. 767 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,840 Speaker 1: Then she also says like sort of about mass shootings. 768 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,520 Speaker 1: You go to class scared, wondering where the best hiding 769 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,960 Speaker 1: spot would be, and the big bad man and his 770 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,719 Speaker 1: Big Bad clan their hands are stained with red. Huh. 771 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,080 Speaker 1: It's all. She's got a history of doing these flip 772 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:35,320 Speaker 1: flops and having it go well for her when remember 773 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,880 Speaker 1: when she wasn't on Spotify and like that was a 774 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,160 Speaker 1: big deal. People really were upset that her music wasn't 775 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,719 Speaker 1: on Spotify, and then when she finally did put it 776 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:49,720 Speaker 1: over there, it was huge. Yeah, when any other band 777 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:55,080 Speaker 1: would go it's like anticipation and then release it. So 778 00:47:55,520 --> 00:48:01,040 Speaker 1: if she's like Switzerland on politics, you know, and then 779 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,520 Speaker 1: goes hard, one way that's gonna make. I mean, I 780 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,239 Speaker 1: think I'm just glad to see people with audiences try 781 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,320 Speaker 1: and like let them know. It's like just so you know, 782 00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,520 Speaker 1: like I'll try and use whatever platform I have to 783 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,879 Speaker 1: like actually have some kind of a message that isn't 784 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,319 Speaker 1: just like is Trump that bad? You know what I mean? 785 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,600 Speaker 1: Because they're people are could easily be doing that or 786 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,480 Speaker 1: saying nothing without realizing how much their fans like care 787 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,719 Speaker 1: about what they think or believe. And if that can 788 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,400 Speaker 1: help some people, then you know fine, so be it. Personally, 789 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,880 Speaker 1: when I go on stage doing comedy my life's passion, 790 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,600 Speaker 1: I I like to say, you heard that you heard 791 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:45,319 Speaker 1: of this Trump guy? Yeah, like those guys, those guys 792 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,400 Speaker 1: are straight up fist. I try to just pepper that 793 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,399 Speaker 1: in the be like, wow, okay, he took a side 794 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,319 Speaker 1: and I appreciate that. Yeah, just off top, I think 795 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,399 Speaker 1: Trumps a bozo Okay, all right, now we'll get into 796 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,400 Speaker 1: the calm and that hair. Hello, do you ever call 797 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:05,480 Speaker 1: the cheetoh? Because that is funny, because because they're right, 798 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,840 Speaker 1: I'd like to call him an orange oh ship. Oranges 799 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:18,960 Speaker 1: are orange? Put up blood orange? Or conflict? All Right, 800 00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,600 Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeitgeist. Please 801 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,000 Speaker 1: like and review the show. If you like the show, 802 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:32,000 Speaker 1: Uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks. 803 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,680 Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will 804 00:49:35,719 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 1: talk to him Monday. By U