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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Ashton.

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Speaker 2: I accidentally deleted all the other podcast intros that we recorded,

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Speaker 2: so this is me making up for it.

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Speaker 1: Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: The question of the day is are you a squisher?

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: I hate, I hate that sound effect.

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Speaker 2: Because there's a new poll update on the pole. I

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Speaker 2: found the average person encounters a bug or a pest

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Speaker 2: five times per week. It seems low to me, and

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Speaker 2: for most of us. The immediate reaction is to just

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Speaker 2: squish them, but twenty percent would rather report it and

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Speaker 2: let somebody else come do the squishing. Four back outsource

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Speaker 2: your squish you know, it.

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Speaker 3: Depends on the bug for us in our family.

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Speaker 2: Brook, I know you don't like to squish them. You

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Speaker 2: like to collect them and blend them into your morning

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Speaker 2: green smoothiete.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean that. Or I act like to let

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Speaker 3: the spiders outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I love spiders.

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Speaker 2: Brooks with the twelve percent of people who say they

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Speaker 2: feel like it's their duty to catch and release the

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Speaker 2: bug back into the wild like shamoo, Yeah that's true.

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Speaker 3: I'm freeing Willie. It's actually how I stand and I yelled,

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Speaker 3: free Willy.

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Speaker 2: Survey found were more likely to squish a bug if

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Speaker 2: we find it inside of our home or if they're

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Speaker 2: on our bodies. Oh yeah, for sure it did it

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Speaker 2: to itself.

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Speaker 3: If it's on my body, I don't squish it. I

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Speaker 3: just screaming jump around.

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Speaker 2: The top bugs that we tend to squish on site

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Speaker 2: are beetles, cockroaches, centipedes, and spiders. Yeah, which I personally

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Speaker 2: think are the best ones to keep alive in your

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Speaker 2: house because they catch all the other bugs that are

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Speaker 2: in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you.

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Speaker 3: I'm on a spider gang.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, spider crew, Yes we are.

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Speaker 3: We are. I hate cockroaches though, they're just like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, those gotta go. Textan seventy five nine two

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Speaker 2: Are you a squisher? We're gonna move on and get

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Speaker 2: into the shot collar question of the day with the

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Speaker 2: ultimate Morning Show squisher, but in a different meaning of

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Speaker 2: the word digital Jake, Jake, give it to us.

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Speaker 1: Today is National Farmer's Day.

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Speaker 4: Cool. I wanted to make sure I had the most

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Speaker 4: up to date information to quiz you on, so I

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Speaker 4: spent hours scoping out farmers only dot Com asking around

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Speaker 4: for an expert to help me. It wasn't as successful

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Speaker 4: as I hoped, but I did receive a pretty handsome

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Speaker 4: offering of a dowry from a landowner named Kalitis. With

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Speaker 4: that going for me, I decided to plow on for

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Speaker 4: a special one and done. Crops, slops and barnyard plops.

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Speaker 4: Shot colored Question of the day, we're kicking it off

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Speaker 4: with Jose Jose. According to scientists, chimpanzees, dolphins, and elephants

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Speaker 4: are the three most intelligent animals in the world, but

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Speaker 4: a barnyard animal comes in at number four. Researchers say,

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Speaker 4: which one of these is the smartest on the farm?

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Speaker 4: Is it a a pig, be a sheep, or see

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Speaker 4: a donkey?

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Speaker 5: Hmm, that's a really tough one, does it.

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Speaker 3: Everyone always say pigs are smart. Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 5: But they can't like look up in the sky. I

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Speaker 6: Shape.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I think you're dumb, very dumb shaped animals.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: When you think back about all the other smart animals

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Speaker 2: that he said, first, we don't tend to eat any

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Speaker 2: of those smart things. Yeah, And out of the ones

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Speaker 2: that he listed, the only one that I don't know

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Speaker 2: we eat. I don't know about Brooks hometown, but donkeys, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we don't tend to eat that.

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Speaker 5: Well, donkeys are related to horses. Horses are super smart.

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Speaker 3: I don't think horses are as smart as you think that.

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Speaker 2: If you've seen the movie Shrek, donkey can talk.

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Speaker 1: Smart as Yeah, but what.

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Speaker 3: About Charlotte's web.

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Speaker 7: You got a pig and that one that can talk

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Speaker 7: okay or babe, that was a pig?

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, I think it's a consensus.

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Speaker 4: Jake, We're gonna go with pig, Jose said, pig that is,

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Speaker 4: thanks for the help. They're among the fastest learners of nature,

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Speaker 4: and some pigs know how to open and shut doors,

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Speaker 5: I want to play video games in the pig.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be crazy? Your stream would explain that's.

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Speaker 4: What you need to do, Brook, it's your turn. In

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Speaker 4: the famous painting American Gothic, it shows a man and

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Speaker 4: woman standing in front of a farm holding a pitchfork,

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Speaker 4: But the models the artists used for the painting weren't

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Speaker 4: really farmers. It was someone he knew personally. Really was

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Speaker 4: the man in the picture A the artist's electrician. B

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Speaker 4: Was it his dentist or C? Was it his proctologist, proctologist.

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Speaker 3: That isn't much. That's why he went with a gothic

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Speaker 2: You can picture their faces, like, does that look like

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Speaker 2: a dentist.

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Speaker 7: I mean, here's the thing. My dad is an electrician.

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Speaker 7: He would not sit and model for an artist. He

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Speaker 3: But if you're a dentist, you got a lot of

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Speaker 8: I mean eight days a week. You know, it's like

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Speaker 8: an artest thing to do. If you're a dentist, you're

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Speaker 8: trying to go up the social ladder.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to Dennis don't work hard, so.

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Speaker 3: She's going to I mean, honestly, look at their hours.

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Speaker 3: They are not working five days a.

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Speaker 5: Week and follow us.

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Speaker 1: Brooke went with the entitled Profession of Dentist. You know

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Speaker 1: how I feel that is.

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Speaker 4: Sitting in the dentist chair for so long gave the

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Speaker 4: artist time to study his face and features, and then

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Speaker 4: the woman.

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Speaker 1: Was his sister.

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Speaker 4: That makes sense for two Alexis it's your turn. Which

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Speaker 4: of these is the most grown fruit crop in the

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Speaker 4: entire world? Sid a apples, b bananas or c oranges?

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Speaker 7: Oh I wish I had any idea.

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Speaker 2: Of If you think about like how these things are grown.

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Speaker 2: Some of those fruits need a certain type of climate

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Speaker 2: to grow in pretty much any climate.

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Speaker 3: Can you that I just don't know the answers to

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Speaker 3: which is like climate?

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Speaker 2: I don't, I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: I guess a certain area to grow.

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Speaker 2: Jeff Well, just bananas are so like island tropical and

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Speaker 2: how many island tropical bananas?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, to be able to do exactly?

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Speaker 2: Is there a banana belt? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Then no bananas? So apples are oranges? They're selling

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Speaker 3: oranges in the big bags of cuties. Maybe there's a lot.

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Speaker 3: Let's go oranges.

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Speaker 1: Just said oranges. That is correct.

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Speaker 4: Bananas are the number one true crop and the fourth

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Speaker 4: largest crop overall behind wheat, rice and corn.

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Speaker 1: Then it goes bananas.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said. The tropical area of like India, Asia, India, Asia,

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Speaker 2: That's what I meant.

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Speaker 4: You need to read between the lions, Jeffrey, your questions up.

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Speaker 4: The Queen Salvaba Memorial Institute in Bangkok is both a

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Speaker 4: popular tourist site and an important farm. Their animals are

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Speaker 4: just a little less cuddly than a farm we think

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Speaker 4: Is it a poisonous snakes to make anti venom, poisonous

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Speaker 4: silk spiders to make fabric or see leeches a popular

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you say you called a popular practice.

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Speaker 1: It's a popular animal.

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Speaker 4: It is a practice, not necessarily a popular practice.

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Speaker 1: But the animal can't mis leaches when it comes to blood.

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Speaker 5: You're telling me you never go pick up a leach

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Speaker 5: on a Friday night on the way home.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 1: I mean we're getting leeches.

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Speaker 2: Just need a good leeching.

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Speaker 3: Is there some beauty trends that are leeches?

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, they make a lot of pharmaceuticals over in Asia,

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Speaker 2: and so doing the poisonous snakes to get the anti venoms.

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Speaker 3: It makes it logically, it fits.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, someone's got to do it.

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Speaker 1: It seems right.

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Speaker 2: We're going with poisonous snakes.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey said, poisonous snakes. That is. Oh, you can pay

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Speaker 1: a small free and watch a snake get milked.

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Speaker 2: Alexis is the only one who got hers wrong. So

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Speaker 2: she's gonna take a soul shock while singing sorry Not

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Speaker 2: Sorry by Demi Lovado.

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Speaker 5: Baby I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sorry.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sorry. Being so bad got me feeling so good.

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Speaker 2: That's your chocolate question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 2: phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 9: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: One man is living the fantasy that we all have.

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Speaker 2: Thirty two year old Andy Elliott walked into the Venetian

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Speaker 2: Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas the other day.

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Speaker 3: What happened? What happened?

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Speaker 5: I love the Venetian.

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Speaker 2: Half an hour later, he walked out three million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Wow, come on, how.

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Speaker 5: Did he do it?

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Speaker 2: He sat down at one of the slot machines for

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Speaker 2: Ultimate Texas Hold Him and was dealt a Spade royal flush.

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Speaker 3: God, I get excited. If I win like ten bucks on.

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Speaker 5: A slot didn't lose anymore, do.

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Speaker 3: You I would wet myself. I would be so excited.

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Speaker 2: Luckily for Andy, he made a five dollars side bet,

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Speaker 2: which promoted his win into the game's megteer progressive jackpotell

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Speaker 2: that was worth two point seven million dollars. Should he

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Speaker 2: have let it ride?

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Speaker 1: Maybe?

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Speaker 2: No? He called it quits.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, get out of there.

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Speaker 7: Can you imagine if it was still quarters that fell

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Speaker 7: out three.

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Speaker 10: Million, Totte, I'd like to put three point something million

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Speaker 10: on black Oh No.

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Speaker 2: Officials say it's the biggest jackpot since the game's inception

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Speaker 2: in twenty seventeen. And I know it sounds impossible, but

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Speaker 2: the Progressive Jackpot has minted eleven total millionaires over the

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Speaker 2: last few years. Wow, there's a chance.

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Speaker 5: I one day I'm gonna win it. I don't know

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Speaker 5: if it's on a scratch ticket or on a machine.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna win a jackpart eleven out of just a

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Speaker 7: couple of millions of people that play.

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Speaker 2: I like those odds. Yeah, to Jeff, here's the real question.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather have millions and millions of dollars or

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Speaker 2: a free episode of Laser Stories?

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Speaker 3: Definitely Laser a million.

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Speaker 2: Ye. Sorry, we're doing the free Laser Stories.

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Speaker 11: Okay, it's the radio segment that's offering a special just

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Speaker 2: He's offering discount teddy tucks whoa for just twenty nine nine.

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Speaker 2: back in a week looking slim, trim and ready for

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Speaker 2: an action. Oh yeah, baby, one with the Laser Stories.

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Speaker 5: Does the segment its ripgate.

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Speaker 2: Well now, Unfortunately, the damage is irreversible and the two

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Speaker 3: Jump.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are, however, freedom Probably some in the village

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Speaker 3: Thanks Jim.

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Speaker 2: Next Lazer story is out of the Future Headquarters. We've

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Speaker 2: a new artificial intelligence tool that can go to work

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, game changer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna end up though. It's all AI in

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Speaker 3: the meeting. Nobody there.

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Speaker 2: It's called duet AI. They've been testing this for a while,

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Speaker 2: but just open it up to everyone this week. Before

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Speaker 2: It can't trick your boss into thinking you're there at

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Speaker 3: It's a robot with a blonde wi you, but it.

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Speaker 2: Will join the meeting on your behalf and deliver any

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Speaker 3: That's amazing if you.

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Speaker 2: Ever do decide to show up for one again. There's

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Speaker 7: I mean, we all have those friends that their job

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what else do you do?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: It is.

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Speaker 2: Sadly, corporate will need to be on board in order

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Speaker 3: Yeah, reporate's not gonna okay that, No.

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Speaker 2: Right now, you'll have to subscribe and pay thirty dollars

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Speaker 3: There goes our hopes and dreams. Jeffrey, I'd out the window.

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Speaker 5: Is better than my job than I do.

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Speaker 11: Wait a minute, this is way better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's paid attention.

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Speaker 2: His next Slazer story is out of couple up Buttercup Central.

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Speaker 2: Would you say your relationship is in opposites attract scenario? Well,

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's it's hard to be sober with like a

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Speaker 10: I've never drink in my life, but Bill here, he

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Speaker 2: And this might be the most interesting The study found

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Speaker 3: Wait, so then that would be an opposite stitch, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: But they're also no more likely to go for introverts either.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they just love themselves. I just.

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Speaker 2: Put up with me. It's a coin, flips boozer. The

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Speaker 2: they found that opposite attract is definitely overrated. Quote birds

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Speaker 5: Yeah's true. I mean, if you like doing all this stuff,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that saying is only for humans, you know,

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 9: On Monday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What's the one thing that can instantly make everything else

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Speaker 2: Swift warm cookies. The answer, my.

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Speaker 1: Friends, is butter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: You can add butter anything, yeah, and improve it, use

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Speaker 2: a massage tool on your dates as a father figure

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Speaker 2: to your children. Listen to butter Butter knows best. But

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Speaker 2: did you know it can also be used to predict

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Speaker 2: it coming up right after this. What has happened to

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Speaker 2: our food? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. More

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Speaker 2: and more we're living in a gluten free, impossible meat,

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Speaker 2: alternative milk type of world.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're coming for oat milk now too.

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Speaker 2: It's a shame because experts say you can actually tell

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Speaker 2: a lot about a person based on how you butter

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting, And I know most.

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Speaker 2: People now don't like toast or butter. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 2: you prefer to spread cucumber oil over your.

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Speaker 3: Gain flex it.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, either way, psychologists have weighed in

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Speaker 3: But that was only one.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of ideas to do it, so text

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Speaker 2: describes you and your buttering technique or not, but broke

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Speaker 2: real quick? How do you like to butter your toast?

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Speaker 2: If you think about it, I'm assuming that you're a

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Speaker 7: Oh no, I make sure every corner is covered a

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Speaker 7: It really really bothers me if you don't get the

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Speaker 2: You're you're a total coverage type of butter, where every

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Speaker 2: edge to edge.

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Speaker 1: I love butter.

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Speaker 2: I'm not like that at all. That means you're methodical,

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Speaker 2: And you're definitely afraid your work will check your browser history,

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Speaker 2: so clear record.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there we got.

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Speaker 2: Anybody see that popping up?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 1: Go ose?

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Speaker 2: What's your go to buttering style when you're in an apartment?

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Speaker 2: To me, you seem like a methodical spreader.

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Speaker 5: No, see I'm the opposite.

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Speaker 10: I literally take the butter and I go from upper

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Speaker 2: You fit the simple glider technique. Yeah, I just casually

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Speaker 2: toss butter on glided across the blood like once, twice,

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Speaker 2: maybe three times, And that's good enough. That means you're

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Speaker 2: Contraception means you the simple glider.

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Speaker 5: And I also don't need it because I'm not having it.

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Speaker 6: Ye.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, say, how are you not a father?

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Speaker 8: But then I realized come alone, Yeah, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Now we're looking at a study that broke down how

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Speaker 7: Don't even ask Alexis I know she doesn't even eat butter.

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Speaker 2: I'm guessing she's the type that stumbles home at the

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Speaker 2: directly into the butter jar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't at that age.

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Speaker 2: You're a butter eater.

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Speaker 3: It's just kind of like an extra green I I

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Speaker 3: got money for us bread plate, right, Well.

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Speaker 2: Then, I guess you would fit the the barely there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: just enough butter to hardly get the job done.

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Speaker 3: Not a drop, remember, has like an extra little bit.

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Speaker 3: I'll rub it on you know.

452
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Speaker 2: Okay, let's see it says. It means you're a go getter. Oh,

453
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Speaker 2: you like to move quickly, you don't waste any time,

454
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 2: and you probably you're a runner. That makes sense. Yeah,

455
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 2: and you probably have lots of corny motivational sayings and

456
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Speaker 2: posters up around your house in workspace that help get

457
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Speaker 2: you through the day. I mean, I thought, does that?

458
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Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, Jordan's okay.

459
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Speaker 2: I'm personally more of a clumper. Get it on the

460
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Speaker 2: toast and like a couple of clumps, and then I

461
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Speaker 2: like to like let my mouth do the.

462
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Speaker 3: Spread, so gross clumpers involved.

463
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Speaker 2: Minimal spreading, just one or two clumps of butter mashed

464
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Speaker 2: into the bread. It means you think outside of the

465
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Speaker 2: box and you like to do things your own way.

466
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Speaker 2: You also tend to be forgetful and disorganized, but you

467
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Speaker 2: do have an active libido and many people adore you.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I think you may have added a couple

469
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Speaker 8: of there.

470
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Speaker 2: Right on points. Almost almost said you're basically Prince Charming.

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Speaker 5: When I hear the words active libido.

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Speaker 3: I think when I heard the words clumper, I think

473
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Speaker 3: of Joff.

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Speaker 2: We're looking at a study again. It's breaking down how

475
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Speaker 2: you butter your bread and what it says about you

476
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Speaker 2: as a per So some of the ones that we

477
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Speaker 2: didn't mention because we covered everybody in the room. There's

478
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Speaker 2: would you like some toast with that butter? If you're

479
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: the type of person who use way more butter than normal,

480
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Speaker 2: to the point you can feel the moisture all.

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Speaker 7: My mom when she makes toast for us, she does

482
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Speaker 7: it in the pan and she.

483
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Speaker 3: And she puts butter on both sides.

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Speaker 2: I actually have one for that. I'll get to that

485
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 2: in a second. But people who would like people who

486
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: like to over butter their toast means you have a

487
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: happy disposition. You enjoy life and you don't mind over indulging.

488
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 2: But there's a sixty percent chance you'll spend most of

489
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Speaker 2: your life alone because you're so sloppy and unpredictable. The negative,

490
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Speaker 2: but the good thing back to your mom. The double sider. Apparently,

491
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Speaker 2: the double sider is a sign of high creativity. You

492
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: live by your own set of rules and don't mind

493
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Speaker 2: being the weird one in your friend group or your family.

494
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Speaker 2: But yeah, this is not good. You also struggle with

495
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: staying faithful. You think is better both in butter and

496
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Speaker 2: in love.

497
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Speaker 3: Yes, my mom and dad listened to the show together.

498
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 5: She's eating home records.

499
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 3: Don't get divorced, Arlene.

500
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Speaker 2: Who are you listening with right now?

501
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 9: Yeah?

502
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Speaker 5: Which, man?

503
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Speaker 7: I don't know where you found that Butterlover's newsletter, butter

504
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 7: Lover's Weekly, it's.

505
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Speaker 5: Part of them.

506
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. That's what your buttering technique says

507
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 2: about your personality. Again text in seventy five nine two

508
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 2: if you think it fit and it was true to

509
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Speaker 2: who you really are. We got your phone tap coming

510
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: up next.

511
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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

512
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Speaker 2: Today, we call a guy who's been working at the

513
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Speaker 2: same company for a long long time.

514
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 3: I feel you, buddy, I feel you.

515
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: His coworkers wanted to acknowledge that in honor his years

516
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 2: of dedication nice by setting him up for a prank call.

517
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: That's why we reach out to tell him, Hey, congrats,

518
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 2: he's a retire Yay. The problem is he doesn't know

519
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 2: about that until we come up with a very special

520
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: way to deliver the news. It's your phone town right now.

521
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Douglas?

522
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 9: Hey?

523
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was calling.

524
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello.

525
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 6: Douglas.

526
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 12: Hello dude, do I know you?

527
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 5: Hello? And good day to you, Douglas. We are the

528
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Speaker 5: good News Trio, Trio Tria.

529
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: Bulow flare on that.

530
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 12: Okay, I've never gotten one of these before.

531
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: Well, today is.

532
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 5: Your lucky day? Are you ready?

533
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 7: Dog?

534
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 2: Be sure?

535
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 5: All right?

536
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: Are you ready?

537
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 9: Gang?

538
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 2: That's right, let's go, happy retirement, happy tiring.

539
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 7: Work.

540
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 12: Wait wait, but uh, I'm not retiring.

541
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah it we know, no more work, no more work.

542
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 13: God feels good to say, yeah you're retiring Douglas.

543
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 14: Oh man, No, no, no, I I just got a

544
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 14: new trailer.

545
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 12: I know I'm not retiring.

546
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 5: Hold on, is this is this the right guy?

547
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 2: I thought?

548
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 5: Did we screw up?

549
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: Did we screw screw up?

550
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 5: Sorry about the singing, By the way, it's kind of

551
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 5: a habit.

552
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: We just we just do it.

553
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: We work together.

554
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 5: Not enough if you asked me, though, Yeah.

555
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 12: But you guys did mess up. You got the wrong person.

556
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 5: Hold on, let me check the paperwork.

557
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is a Douglas from insurance.

558
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 5: Is that correct?

559
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me, but I'm.

560
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 12: Not No, no, no, you guys have the wrong guy.

561
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 12: I'm not retiring.

562
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 3: Oh maybe he doesn't know.

563
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: Does he not know yet? I told you this. Management

564
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 2: was very specific. We shouldn't him before Friday. Do you

565
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 2: think that's the problem.

566
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 4: Hey, I can hear you.

567
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 2: I'm still on the line, Doug. Pretend you didn't hear that.

568
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 12: You're my.

569
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 2: But I did hear that.

570
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 12: You're saying management had you do this.

571
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 5: Douglas.

572
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 3: I think you need to focus on the important things

573
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 3: right now.

574
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, I am focused on the important things. You're saying

575
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 12: I'm being forced out.

576
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 7: No, why life is but a dreams?

577
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 3: Watch you make it a Yeah, sail boats and discount

578
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 3: movie tickets.

579
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 4: Stop freaking singing.

580
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: You sound like dying cats.

581
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 5: Oh that's our job now.

582
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 7: Too excited for retire Probably you know retirees love hard candies.

583
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I don't, and I'm not retiring at.

584
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 6: Oh lollipop, LOLLIPOPI.

585
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 4: Please, can you just talk to me.

586
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 2: We are talking to you, Doug. Yeah, we're talking telling

587
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: you get to enjoy hard candies instead of clocking in.

588
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: You're gonna be clocking Werthers till you die.

589
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 9: You are an idiot.

590
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 12: I'm trying to tell you I'm not leaving this company

591
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 12: and as far as I know, I'm not leaving.

592
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: God.

593
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 3: Oh, you should just tell him.

594
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 2: You think, tell me what don't you think you've done enough?

595
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 2: It's a frank all, it's a brink call.

596
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 5: What do you mean you're not retiring?

597
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 13: Nobody's forcing you to do anything, Douglas, because the Jeffrey

598
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 13: for Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

599
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 2: Can you hear the relief your co workers Tanisha and

600
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: Lane set you up because they said, you've been working

601
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: at the company for almost twenty years now. They thought,

602
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: I need to say that you're going into early retirement. Yeah,

603
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 2: force him out.

604
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: That was nice. Jeffrey, I like you, do.

605
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: You want to retire now?

606
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 9: Yeah?

607
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 12: Maybe, but I got a written their next first.

608
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 14: You can hire us for that too, Yeah, Joco, wake

609
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 14: up every morning we twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

610
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: It's almost time for your second date update. And there's

611
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 2: a danger in these segments when we have people reach

612
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: out who are longtime listeners. Oh and today one guy

613
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: came on the show and made a bold request before

614
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 2: we even called the other person, and it had to

615
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: do with our own Brook Fox. Was it a fair ask?

616
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Speaker 3: No?

617
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 2: Absolutely, no, did Brooke take it offensively? Absolutely, you're gonna

618
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: hear what he wanted. Made Brook so upset it like,

619
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Speaker 2: come on, you're.

620
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Speaker 1: Gonna hear it.

621
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Speaker 2: In a brand new Off the Rails second Date update

622
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Speaker 2: that's coming up right after this second Date updated, we've

623
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: got a loyal listener to the show who says he's

624
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 2: been tuning into our second dates for years. That's so

625
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 2: cool and one of his worst fears finally came true.

626
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: He had to email us to be in one of

627
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: his own. His name is Noah, so let's talk to him. Noah,

628
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: I'm happy you're here, even if you're not glad you

629
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: came to us for help.

630
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 3: How you doing today?

631
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 12: I'm pretty good. How you guys doing?

632
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 7: I mean it is such a double edged sword, right,

633
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 7: like you want to be part of the show, but then.

634
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 12: Don't, Yeah, be careful what you wish for.

635
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 3: Totally.

636
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: Well, we'll try to make this as seamless and gentle

637
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: on you as possible. Let's start with the girl that

638
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: you met recently. What's her name? April?

639
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 3: April? Okay, all right, strong start. You almost forgot it.

640
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.

641
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 12: Nah, I'm just nervous on the air it's weird. But

642
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 12: now you're good.

643
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 2: You're good man, You're doing great. So far our ratings

644
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: have never been higher, So thank you. I'm feeling good

645
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: about it already. So let's keep going. How did you

646
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: meet April wa?

647
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 12: We met off an app dating app.

648
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 2: Our ratings just plummeted. You're going to need to be

649
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 2: more fun, more fun.

650
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 3: At that moment.

651
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 5: By the way, we have a live ratings meter.

652
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 3: Wait, how did you strike up conversation with her?

653
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 12: The cool thing about apps, if you do them right,

654
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 12: you have a little bios and you can get a

655
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 12: little nuggets from there. And I was able to kind

656
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 12: of tap into a couple of things I saw and

657
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 12: it was fun. But she was funny, you know. She

658
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 12: doesn't take things too seriously and has that kind of

659
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 12: fun perspective on life. And that's kind of how I roll.

660
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 12: It's I'd like to think that's me.

661
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 3: Oh, that's interesting. I mean that's a cool thing.

662
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 7: Like you guys match up your vibes or are similar

663
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 7: right when.

664
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Speaker 12: You're using the apps, right, that's how they work, right.

665
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's awesome.

666
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 10: The way you're like attributing like that you believed everything

667
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 10: in her bio, everything in your bio is legit and

668
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 10: everything checked out.

669
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Speaker 12: Well, you know, it's funny when she says something like

670
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 12: that she loves the sing I would think that would

671
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 12: be a weird thing to lie about.

672
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Speaker 2: Jesus singer.

673
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 9: True.

674
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 13: Okay, I love to sing, and that does not mean

675
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 13: that you have to be good at it.

676
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 12: Okay, this is a good segue. Actually, So I just said, hey,

677
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 12: can I take you some where you go sing? And

678
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 12: she got excited?

679
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 3: So like karaoke? Right, Like, what's the other option?

680
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 12: Well, uh, yeah, karaoke would have been bro choice. Oh

681
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 12: wasn't I I chose. I chose a baseball game.

682
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 7: Baseball, baseball game because of the seventh inning stretch.

683
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 12: Yes, and now in retrospect it's regretful, but that's that's

684
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 12: exactly it. Of course, she was bored out of her mind,

685
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 12: and I just I don't know, maybe I built it

686
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 12: up too much or something about the singing part.

687
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: And that's on me. No, No, I know you can't

688
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: see Brooke right now in the studio, but she has

689
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: never looked more confused and concerned in her entire life.

690
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 13: Just the connection between baseball and singing. I've never heard

691
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 13: anyone make that connection. Like, do you go that hard

692
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 13: with take me out to the ballgame? But you consider

693
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 13: it a performance?

694
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: Do you not go that hard with a book?

695
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 12: You know, it's something that is fun and you know,

696
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 12: interactive and quite honestly, like the singing's there kind of

697
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 12: as an option. But like if she didn't want to,

698
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 12: she didn't have to.

699
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: The baseball game is a great date.

700
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 7: It's just like if she didn't know that's where she

701
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 7: was going, did you tell her?

702
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 12: Not so much. I was just trying to keep it

703
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 12: mysterious and you know, cool and have a little guessing game,

704
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 12: and I mean I went, I was all in. I

705
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 12: was like super stitious with a specific chairs.

706
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 3: The focus like for your teams.

707
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was really into it.

708
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 2: I think this is great. Don't listen to everybody like

709
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 2: trying to poke holes in your date idea and say

710
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 2: that it was horrible or like idea, he's not getting

711
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: a call back right now, so he thinks maybe that

712
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: was the reason. We don't know and he doesn't know.

713
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 12: Well, here's the thing. I thought she would be playful

714
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 12: with it, and I think it was cute, cool, whatever,

715
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 12: But no, it was more.

716
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 7: It did you guys make it to the seventh inning

717
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 7: stretch to finally get to the singing a long time.

718
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, and and she was like, when are we singing?

719
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 2: So is it something like she doesn't know that in

720
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 2: baseball the seventh inning like in between your everybody sings

721
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 2: a song together. He did not know that.

722
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 12: Now you assume this is gonna be That's why I

723
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 12: thought that would be cool.

724
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 3: I know that, I know that, but now you say it.

725
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: I've seen it happen, but I didn't know it's a

726
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 3: good thing people look forward to.

727
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, happy lacrosse game.

728
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 12: Okay, here's the deal. You know, you guys have done.

729
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 12: It's very like contagious and you get there and yeah,

730
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 12: yeah yeah. And it was more just a symbolic gesture,

731
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 12: right like.

732
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, did you have any fun?

733
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 12: Yeah? I mean I did have fun, but she didn't

734
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 12: really have fun, which is why.

735
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 3: Okay, so you just want to redo.

736
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 12: That's a great word. I'd love a redo, and I

737
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 12: need some help, you know, convincing her to do that.

738
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 12: But I kind of have a rule for Brooks.

739
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 5: Show a lot.

740
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,720
Speaker 3: Okay, stop you right there, sir. I do not listen

741
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 3: to rules.

742
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: Brook Just hear it, just hear him out Okay, he's

743
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 2: a big listener to our show. Now he deserves it.

744
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 12: Heard you say this on the show that some of

745
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 12: the I was like, don't say, oh how much he

746
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 12: loves spending time with you, or he had such a

747
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 12: great time with you, Like don't make me sound simpish.

748
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 12: You know.

749
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 2: He liked you, like, just make me sound Yeah, I see,

750
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 2: like he's pretty indifferent.

751
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's got.

752
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 3: So many options. That's why he called a radio show.

753
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're talking.

754
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 2: I mean, this is going to be the easiest second

755
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: date we've ever done. If you talk like that to

756
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 2: her when we get April on the phone.

757
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 3: God, I wouldn't go out with him.

758
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 2: I think you're leaning too much the other way.

759
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 3: Now, that guy's the worst.

760
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: Okay, now you're jumping off the deep end. We need

761
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 2: to find the happy medium. When we come back and

762
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 2: reach out to April for your second date update, we'll

763
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 2: do it right after this hold on second date update.

764
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 2: We're in the middle of a second date update, and

765
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 2: for maybe the first time ever, one of our listeners

766
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 2: made a polite request of Brooke.

767
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 5: It was I.

768
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 3: Am not the one that ruins dates for people.

769
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 2: You're screaming already and we're barely even. Well, whatever it is,

770
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 2: I just just hear this house.

771
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 3: That is my disappointed voice.

772
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well even that it's coming off a

773
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: little harsh because he has asked if Brooke can please,

774
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 2: if we get this girl on the phone, not make

775
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 2: him sound like a total simp.

776
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: By simply just not saying that he likes.

777
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 8: Her, He's gonna regret he didn't ask you to stop

778
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 8: saying other things.

779
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 7: Besides that, I don't need anyone.

780
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 3: To pile.

781
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: Wow Noah. Noah is a regular listener to our show,

782
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: and he's noticed that sometimes your sales pitch can make

783
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: the guy sound a little bit desperate.

784
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 5: It is so funny.

785
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 13: I wish you could the guys a little bit desperate already.

786
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 2: This is not a good look right here.

787
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 3: No I can do this.

788
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: From what I could understand, Noah wants you to make

789
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: him sound like he is just a regular dude, so

790
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 2: little confused, just wants to know what's up. But hey,

791
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 2: not a big deal either way. No, No, is that right?

792
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 12: That's exactly on.

793
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 3: When it comes to chill, I am the chillest. Okay,

794
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 3: you don't want Brooke to make you sound cool?

795
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, I hyperlexis up all the time, and look how

796
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 13: cool people think she is.

797
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 7: People.

798
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 2: Okay, well, no, we're going to try our best. But

799
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 2: I'm dialing April's number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

800
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: we're looking to speak with April. This is April. Hey, April,

801
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 2: thanks for picking up the phone.

802
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: That seems like a little much Jeffrey, oh more, there's

803
00:38:59,120 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 3: more than one of you.

804
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 5: Ye, Hi, we're not addressed.

805
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: Do I know you?

806
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know us. We're a radio

807
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

808
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 3: I'd say hi, April, but I don't know if I'm

809
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 3: allowed to you. I don't know how not to be myself.

810
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: You don't have to say anything, just April.

811
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 3: April said, I'm so confused.

812
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 2: We do a segment on this show. It's called Second

813
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 2: Date Update. Okay, most people to have that reaction when

814
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: we tell on Second Date Update. But I don't know

815
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 2: if you've heard of it.

816
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 12: I mean, I've seen it on TikTok.

817
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 3: Okay, and it's not that big of a deal.

818
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 1: Though.

819
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 2: You always like to scroll up.

820
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 5: If you don't want to watch them.

821
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 12: I mean I do usually scroll past them because I

822
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 12: hate a two parter Okay.

823
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 7: We'll just go to the podcast and you can get

824
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 7: all of it together.

825
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 3: Brock, that sounds desperate. It's problem solving, Alexis.

826
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, podcast and all that stuff aside, TikTok whatever.

827
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 2: What we're more focused on as one of our listeners

828
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: who's been trying to get a hold of you. His

829
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: name is Noah, like the guy went on a date

830
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: with recently. Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah, and Brooke, why don't

831
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 2: you tell April about Noah?

832
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 5: Here we go.

833
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: No, it was cool.

834
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 7: He's got a lot of options and he's just like

835
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 7: wondering why you're not calling him back?

836
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 2: Here we go.

837
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 12: Wait, hold on, you guys just called me to tell

838
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 12: me that Noah has other options.

839
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, he's just chill you know. Yeah, Brook,

840
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 3: he doesn't. He doesn't really care one way or the other.

841
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 14: Okay, he has a little bit of stake in the game,

842
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 14: Am I being right now?

843
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 2: I can understand why you would think that, but that's

844
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 2: not what's happening. We we just want to know what

845
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 2: your take was about your hangout with Noah the other day.

846
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 12: I mean I thought it was bad.

847
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 2: Oh wait oh wait okay, or he wait, I think

848
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 2: it was.

849
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 3: Now, the question is when did you start thinking it

850
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 3: was bad?

851
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 12: I mean pretty much as soon as we got there,

852
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 12: because I guess he was trying to surprise me. But

853
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 12: he I mean, he told me he was going to

854
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 12: take me somewhere.

855
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: To sing because he like looked at my profile and

856
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: we had.

857
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 12: Talked about like I like to sing and I like

858
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 12: used to perform and I don't anymore. So I thought

859
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 12: it would be like karaoke here and open my night

860
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 12: or something, and he it was a baseball game.

861
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, he knows. I mean, we made it clear that

862
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: he messed that up.

863
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 12: I mean, honestly, I hate sports, like I just I

864
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 12: will never be impressed by watching somebody throw or catch

865
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 12: or hit a ball, Like I couldn't care less.

866
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: I need a plot if I'm going to be watching people.

867
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: Do I think we get it. You didn't like his

868
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: choice of date, and that's totally fine. You're allowed to

869
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: feel that way. But we were more wondering what did

870
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: you think about Noah, like as a person.

871
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 7: Did he attempt to help you understand the game or

872
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 7: was it just fun to like chat with?

873
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: I mean not really. A baseball game is kind of

874
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: a bad situation.

875
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 9: For a first day, because like, you're not even facing

876
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 9: each other.

877
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 12: And then I'm like, am.

878
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 7: I supposed to be talking to you?

879
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 12: Or am I supposed to be watching the ball?

880
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 9: Like what?

881
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: I have heard that from a lot.

882
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 12: I mean, I don't go to games, so I don't

883
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 12: know what the vibe is, gotcha.

884
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 2: Okay, look, April, I know this is kind of a

885
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 2: weird thing where we just blindside you and ask you

886
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: all these questions. So thank you for opening up to us.

887
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 2: The one thing that you may or may not realize

888
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: is Noah is also here on the other line listening

889
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 2: to this conversation. Oh great, this is the fun part,

890
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 2: April where Noah jumps No, it's.

891
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, now's your time to come in and act cool.

892
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Noah.

893
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 12: Hey hey April, Noah, how are you?

894
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 14: I mean, we're I guess.

895
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 12: I'm sorry.

896
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 2: It is weird.

897
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 13: The day was weird.

898
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 12: Everything's weird.

899
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 7: It is weird now, huh.

900
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 12: Well and listen on that. On that note, let me

901
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 12: just this is something I've been hoping to say to you.

902
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 12: So I knew that singing was just something you love

903
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 12: to do, and I was not trying to put pressure

904
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 12: on you. I was trying to do the exact opposite

905
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 12: by taking you somewhere to do something in your comfort

906
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 12: zone and have fun. And I'm you know, I'm like,

907
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 12: I'm glad though that I was able to hear how

908
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 12: you felt because it helps put things in perspective for me.

909
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: That was some emotional maturity right there.

910
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: Are you into emotional maturity, April?

911
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 12: Sure? I just I am confused about you saying you

912
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 12: picked a place based on my interest in singing being

913
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 12: the specific thing, and well, it's all game, I understand,

914
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 12: and obviously, looking back on it, it wasn't the smartest thing.

915
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 12: I was trying to do something unique, something safe.

916
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 2: So just real quick, what I'm hearing from April is

917
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 2: she really wanted to sing on their dates.

918
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 3: She had her heart set on it.

919
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean that's you know how that can feel totally.

920
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 2: So this is what I'd like to offer, and it's

921
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: one hundred percent up to her, but in front of

922
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 2: a nationwide audience listening all across the country, April, pressure, April, seriously,

923
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 2: no pressure. We would like to give you the chance

924
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 2: to sing right now on our show. Finally get it

925
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 2: out there and show Noah what he missed out on again.

926
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 5: Totally.

927
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 2: It's totally up to you. You can do it or

928
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 2: not do it. But here's your shot.

929
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 5: Sounds excited.

930
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: I mean I wanted to sing last week and I

931
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: didn't get to, So I mean.

932
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, it's better late than never.

933
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 5: All right, sing take me up to the ball game

934
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 5: in three.

935
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 2: Well, let's maybe maybe a non.

936
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 3: Sports Did you know that she ever knew that?

937
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 2: That song you sing? Whatever's in your heart?

938
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 9: Okay, something's got a hold on me lately.

939
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 3: Wow, I want to go to open mic with you.

940
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's amazing, amazing, dude, that was sexy.

941
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 3: That was hot, that was.

942
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 2: Like, that was hot.

943
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, it helps. My voice is a little scratchy today.

944
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 12: It makes me sound better that song. Yeah, you just

945
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 12: did it on the fly.

946
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Impressis so April. I know this has been

947
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,479
Speaker 2: a lot, but we would like to send you out

948
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: on another date. It could be like a karaoke date

949
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: or second.

950
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on just a second. What you're acting me

951
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 3: out for him? Noah, ask me yourself.

952
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: Tell me you're taking me to Carryos and I want

953
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: to too.

954
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 3: I like this girl.

955
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, you know no, I guess you're up.

956
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 12: April will you please go out on another day with

957
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 12: me and have some sushi, have some fun and please

958
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 12: sing as well. Please we'll do karaoke and we'll pay

959
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 12: for it.

960
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 14: Fine, all right, congratulations, Thank you guys.

961
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 2: Thank you, April and Brooke.

962
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 7: Thank you.

963
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 12: And I think you kind of came through for me there.

964
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 8: Thank you.

965
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 3: Hey was so hard for me.

966
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 2: She didn't throw a guy underneath the table. Well done,

967
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: bro the table.

968
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 3: I want to tell them how much that they are like.

969
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. All right, here's the good news.

970
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 7: They said, yes, Oh my god, I want to It'll

971
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 7: be really cool about it.

972
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 3: But I really wanted that.

973
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were so cute. It turned out to be

974
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 2: actually a good match. The bad news though, and this

975
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: isn't necessar for me, but there are fifteen more requests

976
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 2: on the text board from guys wanting Brooke to do

977
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 2: something better or improve in the second date up, I

978
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 2: knew we were going to open that again.

979
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 3: I'm not listening to any of y'all. Okay, I lay

980
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 3: by my own rules and I am myself. I can't

981
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 3: have it. I can't be anybody else. Jeff It's just

982
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 3: who I am.

983
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 2: No one's asking you to be anybody else, Oh, just

984
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 2: a better version of you.

985
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 3: There is no cool or chill inside this body.

986
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: I say, any feedback is good feedback, right Brook, They're

987
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: invested in you and your success. All they want to

988
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 2: see you do is be good block. Okay, well you

989
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 2: can still try doubt chill listen, but keep your requests

990
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: coming into seven, eight, five nine two. If you want

991
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 2: help with your dating life, email the show. We'll call

992
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 2: that person who's not calling you back. And go check

993
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 2: out all of our second Day podcasts wherever you get

994
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 2: yours at Brooke and Jeffrey. We're up on YouTube, so

995
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: if go subscribe and also Apple, Spotify anywhere. We're chill

996
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 2: about it.

997
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't sound like it right now, jeff.

998
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 9: Totally Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

999
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 2: And I think back over the last decade that I've

1000
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 2: worked at this station, and other than that cupeon for

1001
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: the fifty percent off holiday ham that which may have

1002
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: been back in twenty fifteen, I don't quite remember that.

1003
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I don't think they give us gifts anymore. No,

1004
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 2: I'm other than you know, the No Boos holiday party

1005
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 2: that they throw for us every year, which I guess

1006
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 2: we're supposed to be excited about pockets.

1007
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 7: By the way, the No Boo's holiday party didn't even

1008
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 7: have coffee.

1009
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 3: Coffee, and I was like, what I think?

1010
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, they don't even trust a punch bowl.

1011
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 2: And but maybe we're the lucky ones because a list

1012
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: just came out of the worst gifts that company's ever

1013
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 2: given people instead of a regular Christmas bonus. And you're

1014
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: not gonna believe what number one is. You're really gonna

1015
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 2: like this. It's coming up right after this. It's Brooke

1016
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you work in

1017
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: an office, everybody's getting back from break and asking each other,

1018
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: how is your time off? Did you go anywhere? Did

1019
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 2: you have a fling with the mal Santa again? What

1020
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: did you get for Christmas this year?

1021
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 9: A lot?

1022
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 5: Because I had them?

1023
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 9: Yes.

1024
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 2: I mean that's when the whispers start, like did you

1025
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 2: see what the company got us for our holiday bonus

1026
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 2: this year?

1027
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 7: Oh?

1028
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.

1029
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 2: And that's why a brand new survey just came out

1030
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 2: asking people for the worst gifts their company ever gave

1031
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 2: them at the end of the year.

1032
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I have one. Tell me when I

1033
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 10: can add mine to the list?

1034
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 7: If we all have one in this room, and I

1035
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 7: don't know you remember the one I'm thinking of.

1036
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 2: Well, we'll not be able to get to that, but

1037
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 2: let's go over the top answers from this survey. Number

1038
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 2: seven says one time everyone got a one dollar lottery

1039
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 2: ticket with a note attached saying we have to share

1040
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 2: if we win.

1041
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 1: They please note.

1042
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: Authentic.

1043
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: It's a verbal contract.

1044
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,240
Speaker 5: That is so funny.

1045
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 2: Number six, My mom's boss gave everyone a pen, not

1046
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 2: a nice one, a really crappy normal ball. He printed

1047
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 2: her name out on white printer paper and scotch taped

1048
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 2: it down the side. This sounds made up even to

1049
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 2: me as I type it, but it's still in our

1050
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 2: junk draw.

1051
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 3: It's a price pin.

1052
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 5: Man.

1053
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 2: You know what, you always need a pen?

1054
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 3: Did we get anything this year as a company holiday?

1055
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 3: Did they do chocolates this year? Are they in my mailbox?

1056
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 5: And I have a they did? They did? CEO gave

1057
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 5: chocolate again.

1058
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 3: There's four chocolates.

1059
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're very nice chocolate, are they?

1060
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 10: Yeah they're pretty good, But there's four of them.

1061
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 5: They're gone in like one bite.

1062
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 2: Number five. One year they gave everyone a bottle of

1063
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 2: wine and a wine glass that had different sayings written

1064
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: on them, specifically chosen for each of us. Okay, mine said,

1065
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 2: if you touch my wine, I'll punch you in the throat.

1066
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 7: I just I just had a feeling that there was

1067
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 7: an HR violation coming out personalized wine glass.

1068
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,240
Speaker 2: They said, by the way, this is not a healthcare

1069
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: company that provides carriage disabled children.

1070
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god, laughing till the end.

1071
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 9: Terrible.

1072
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 2: We're talking about a survey that found the worst gifts

1073
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 2: that people ever received from their company. Instead of a

1074
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 2: holiday bonus, Number four says for the holidays, our bosses

1075
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: gave us an efficiency advent calendar. Behind every door, there

1076
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: was a tip on how we could be more productive

1077
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 2: at work, including answering emails during lunch.

1078
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 7: Oh suddenly, our four box at our four Chocolates was looking.

1079
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 2: Better as seriously perspective as everything on these number three.

1080
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 2: One year, we all got leftover promotional giveaway mugs. Oh yeah,

1081
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 2: mine had a picture of a stapler and it said,

1082
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 2: whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find

1083
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 2: mind you you have my word.

1084
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: That one's good.

1085
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 3: That's actually those words fit on a mug like Microsoft word.

1086
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: Microsoft word is one of the features in Microsoft Office.

1087
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: I would just.

1088
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: Microsoft word is.

1089
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 2: The one that you type all the things in the doms.

1090
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 10: But hold on, speaking of promotions, I was a server,

1091
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 10: okay a long time ago, and.

1092
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 5: Our company gave us and it was so funny.

1093
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 10: They buy their bottles in bulk, obviously for the bar,

1094
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,919
Speaker 10: and these bottles from like smearing off came with covers

1095
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 10: just for the bottle, like.

1096
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 3: And stuffs.

1097
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 10: No, no, no, it's just a plastic like container to

1098
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 10: put a bottle in.

1099
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 5: It doesn't have any use. It's not like a martini

1100
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 5: shake or anything, okay, And it just is like and

1101
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,240
Speaker 5: they gave all of the free plastic promotion.

1102
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 3: Not the bottle of alm, not the bottle of alcohol.

1103
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 10: They just gave us all like here you go, Merry Christmas.

1104
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 10: And we're like, these literally just came with the shipment

1105
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 10: of liquor.

1106
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 5: We saw these.

1107
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 2: With these anyway, let's go back to the list. Number

1108
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: two former teacher here, the principal gave me a single

1109
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 2: white piece of copy paper with a life Saver mint

1110
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 2: stapled to it and a printed note saying you were

1111
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 2: a life saver this year. And the number one worst

1112
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 2: holiday gifts someone got from their work, according to this survey,

1113
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 2: says last year the owner of our company decided to

1114
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 2: give the men and women different gifts. Oh no, already problematic, yeah,

1115
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 2: says all the guys received personalized bottles of Kraft whiskey.

1116
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I want that.

1117
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 2: Women, we all received an autograph photo of David hasselh

1118
00:53:54,680 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 2: shut up, not the young David. David and his sixties

1119
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 2: drum Trump and David Hassel. Oh my god, signed autograph

1120
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 2: photo of the Hoff. That's worth way more than a

1121
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 2: bottle of Kraft whiskey.

1122
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 7: I was going to talk about the year we got

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Speaker 7: Bogo Bogo coupon by one get one to a barbecue place.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 1: It away?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The Hoff beats it.

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00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably the worst of all time.

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Speaker 8: But I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe some of our listeners can beat it.

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Speaker 5: Oh I bet they can't.

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Speaker 7: Texas, don't you dare text us your good holiday gifts?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, jealousy.

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Speaker 5: I work for a small private company.

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00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, text in the seven, eight, five nine to

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Speaker 2: you tell us what is the worst gift that you

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Speaker 2: ever got from your company right before the holidays. I

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00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 2: can't wait to read some of these.

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Speaker 9: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning, all right.

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Speaker 2: Broke new day, new game, new mentality, new player you're

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Speaker 2: going to be taken on. Her name is Jessica from

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Speaker 2: Someamish Hello, Jessica.

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Speaker 12: Hi there.

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Speaker 3: What's new about you today? Jessica? New pair of underwear

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00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 3: on today?

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00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 7: No, I'm not doing great on my New Year's resolutions.

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00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 7: That change out of my pajamas before noon at least

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Speaker 7: three days a week.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, oh wow, I like it.

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Speaker 3: So we can't expect much of our show.

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00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 5: You can fail of that one. That sounds fun.

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00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 2: Actually, all right, we're gonna send Brook out of the

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Speaker 2: studio while that happens. Jessica, you know the game's played.

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00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 2: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

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00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: you have to be brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

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Speaker 12: I am?

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Speaker 2: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now. In nineteen

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Speaker 2: oh eight, on this day, what president declared the Grand

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00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 2: Canyon of National Monument? Was it McKinley Roosevelt or Taft.

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Speaker 9: Roosevelt?

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00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 2: What dessert topping is simply made of egg whites and

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00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 2: sugar whipped together?

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00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:49,800
Speaker 12: Marine?

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00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,760
Speaker 2: Does the human heart weigh more or less than one pound?

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00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 9: More?

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00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 2: Which Famed University is home to the Fighting Irish Notre Dame.

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Speaker 2: A cork, a double and a double bowl are all

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00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 2: terms you'd hear associated with what game?

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00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 12: All right?

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00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 2: Got that in? We're gonna bring Brooke back into the studio.

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Speaker 2: And what else do you have planned for the new year, Jessica?

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00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: For yourself?

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Speaker 12: My birthdays on Groundhog's Day? So that's about what I'm

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Speaker 12: looking forward for now.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that like April or something?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: I think it's February. When's your birthday?

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Speaker 12: February?

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Speaker 11: Second?

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Speaker 3: There you go. Oh, there you go, the only one

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Speaker 3: on it. When it comes to ground high.

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Speaker 5: Shadow, you get to celebrate your birthday again.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I like that. You know what I'm saying in edition?

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00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 2: All right, Brook do it? It's your turn? You ready?

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Speaker 12: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Your time starts now in nineteen oh eight on this day?

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Speaker 2: What president declared the Grand Canyon a national monument? Is

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00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 2: it McKinley Roosevelt or Taft Roosevelt? What dessert topping is

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00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 2: simply made of egg whites and sugar whipped together? Rang?

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00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 2: Does the human heart weigh more or less than one pound?

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00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,479
Speaker 3: Uh more?

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Speaker 2: Which Famed University is home to the Fighting Irish over dame,

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Speaker 2: a cork, a double and a double bowl are all

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Speaker 2: terms you'd hear associated with, what game pass? What car

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Speaker 2: company makes the.

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Speaker 3: Acona line man Olkswagen.

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Speaker 2: All right, answers are in. We're going to the scoreboard

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Speaker 2: to check out how you did with jose O. Jeez,

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Speaker 2: look at the button.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, he must work out favorite movie.

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Speaker 5: Jessica, you got four correct today.

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Speaker 3: Oh, come in with a flyer in your pjs. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and your old dundees and brook Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's not in pj's, but also in old dundies.

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Speaker 2: Only three congradually.

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Speaker 3: Put it down, and a maniacal laugh on top of

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Speaker 3: it all. Jessica, that hurt got job.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go over the answers here. In nineteen

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Speaker 2: oh eight, President Teddy Roosevelt declared the Grand Canyon a

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Speaker 2: National monument. The dessert topping made of egg whites and

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00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 2: sugar whiped together. That's meringue. You guys both got that

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Speaker 2: one on. The human heart weighs less than one pound.

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Speaker 2: Men's weigh average of ten ounces. Women's are eight ounces.

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Speaker 3: My heart's so big though, that wets more.

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00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 2: Well, you should get doctor. Get that checked out. The

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Speaker 2: famed university homes of the fighting Irish is notre dame.

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Speaker 2: A cork, a double and a double bull are all

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Speaker 2: associated with darts. A double bull is a double bulls eye.

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00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 2: A cork also refers to like the material.

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Speaker 3: That it's made out of and think of it.

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Speaker 2: And the car company that makes the Econo line van

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Speaker 2: that would be four.

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Speaker 3: I knew that too. That's where I went wrong.

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Speaker 2: So shoot Jessica. New Year, you have a new one

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars bill coming from Brook and just for playing,

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Speaker 2: you do get some free Brook and Jeffrey swag. Love

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Speaker 2: you guys, Thank you for playing. We'll be back to

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Speaker 2: play Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.