Speaker 1: Boom. If you got four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the
Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of
Speaker 1: Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now that he does. You
Speaker 1: listen this. It's that time of the year. You're looking
Speaker 1: for stuff to do on the weekends and you have
Speaker 1: really reached the bottom of the barrel. The Fifth Hour,
Speaker 1: which is a spinoff you should know by now of
Speaker 1: the Overnight Show Here with myself, Ben and David Gascon
Speaker 1: affectionately known on the Internet as Gagon, and we do
Speaker 1: this show because we are asked to do the show.
Speaker 1: Four hours not enough, as we are literally in the
Speaker 1: air everywhere the digital air waves of podcasting, the hard
Speaker 1: podcast Network as you have found us, were available wherever
Speaker 1: you download your podcast, and I guess on here we
Speaker 1: are back again. Now there is no XFL podcast. This
Speaker 1: week we were debating whether or not to do an
Speaker 1: XFL podcast, even though I went four and no documented
Speaker 1: against the spread last week, we have decided to not
Speaker 1: do it because this guy from Ottawa calls up and
Speaker 1: we just do it on the radio show. So this
Speaker 1: it's kind of just repeating the same stuff. So why
Speaker 1: why bother? We can do it in five minutes instead
Speaker 1: of an hour podcast. I don't hear you. Hello the fuck?
Speaker 1: What the hell was that? That is what you call karma,
Speaker 1: Ben mallor all of the gloating, the love the rose
Speaker 1: pedals that you threw it. Keep trying, Ryan, Yeah, bastard
Speaker 1: muted to my fucking microphone. I told him to make
Speaker 1: me sound better, and he made me sound better. He
Speaker 1: made me sound good. He followed instructions. That is unreal.
Speaker 1: He knows what the people want. He knows what the
Speaker 1: people want. I'm like three times his size. I will
Speaker 1: cut him the next time I see come across. The
Speaker 1: very violent is very very violent there you. I'm channeling
Speaker 1: my my inner daytime personelity here at Fox Sports Radio
Speaker 1: as we speak. Anyways, four now, that's pretty damn good.
Speaker 1: It's better than what you did to close out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing Wait are we doing a pickup? Is that
Speaker 1: what we're doing? Of course we are. Okay, go ahead,
Speaker 1: stupid four. No, an XFL set means what you need
Speaker 1: two weeks just to kind of get an idea of
Speaker 1: the lay of the land. Uh for betting lines and
Speaker 1: for trends. No, I just completely. What I did is
Speaker 1: I threw spaghetti against the wall and see, you know,
Speaker 1: if any strand of spaghetti stuck, that would be the
Speaker 1: team that I would pick. Well, I was no different
Speaker 1: than like the bear in the zoo that walks over
Speaker 1: to the red colored box instead of the blue colored
Speaker 1: box to pick the game. That was that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: So hopefully you threw at spaghetti against a room on
Speaker 1: a wall that had tile on the bottom, because I
Speaker 1: know your kitchen is not existent. And that's called a segue,
Speaker 1: and radio we call that a segment podcasting what do
Speaker 1: we call on podcasting? I think we could call it
Speaker 1: a yeah, crisis. So the menu, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know if we even need to do the man you
Speaker 1: do we need to do the menu. We don't need to.
Speaker 1: People don't care. No, people don't really care about that.
Speaker 1: But we have home cooking because yeah, the Mallard kitchen
Speaker 1: catastrophe has continued here and this is the big weekend
Speaker 1: and depending on when you download of this and you're
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. Chances are as you are listening
Speaker 1: to this, there is a team of contractors in the
Speaker 1: Mallard mansion finally putting the kitchen sink back in and
Speaker 1: the the kitchen counters and all that stuff. It's been
Speaker 1: almost two months and hopefully everything will be done in
Speaker 1: the next like week. The kitchen counter is supposed to
Speaker 1: come in this weekend, and then assuming they don't f
Speaker 1: that up, and then there's a backsplash. This stuff is
Speaker 1: so expensive. It's ridiculous how expensive all this stuff is.
Speaker 1: And we're not even buying the most expensive stuff, and
Speaker 1: it's just outrageously expensive. But I gotta tell you, guest,
Speaker 1: you know, I have not been able to have my
Speaker 1: diet work the way I want because even though I'm
Speaker 1: only eating once every other day during the week, I'm
Speaker 1: eating out. I've eaten out for the last two months.
Speaker 1: I despise eating out. Now I've eaten out everywhere I
Speaker 1: want to eat. I don't like it. I want to
Speaker 1: go an entire year. I told my wife, I said,
Speaker 1: to pay off the kitchen. We are not going to
Speaker 1: eat out for one solid year. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Every dollar that we would have spent on food is
Speaker 1: gonna go to pan off the kitchen. So uh, And
Speaker 1: I'm happy because I'm eating everywhere I want to eat.
Speaker 1: I've had every out the meal I want. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to just cook everything at home. That's it,
Speaker 1: pizza and whatever else I can make. That. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a bad sign for for the misses because you're not
Speaker 1: a good cook. No, I'm a great cook, not just
Speaker 1: I'm a wonderful cook. Philly cheese steak, I can make that,
Speaker 1: wonderful chicken fingers. I'm an expert at that made you
Speaker 1: beat your pizza. You bat your tongue and your lip
Speaker 1: because of burnt pizza. Because the pizza was so fucking
Speaker 1: good that I wanted to eat it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to wait. Is that how you're trying to spend this thing? No, listen,
Speaker 1: if I make up, you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: Now that I have the Graham going, I am gonna
Speaker 1: be tweeting out and when the new kitchen gets done,
Speaker 1: Mallard cooking one on one, how about that? Forget cooking
Speaker 1: with Roberto. It's Mallard cooking. But you have a grill
Speaker 1: in the backyard. So why can't you just grill your
Speaker 1: food at home anyway? Because I have nowhere to wash
Speaker 1: the dishes. You see how that works? Stupid? No, you
Speaker 1: have to wash the stuff that you must to cook
Speaker 1: by paper plates, buy paper pots. Also, no, you could
Speaker 1: put everything on the grill. You can. Didn't foil you?
Speaker 1: You got tup of Wait. I can teach you how
Speaker 1: to cook a little bit, Ben Mallory, you or you
Speaker 1: don't even know how to cook? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Fantastic cook that's a lot. I can cook any thing
Speaker 1: that you want. Given night, I could make you something
Speaker 1: fantastic that your mind will be blown, literally are There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong. I'm excited for you though. This has been
Speaker 1: a long endeavor for you, for the misses, the entire
Speaker 1: mallor household. And uh yeah, I mean it's nice because
Speaker 1: you got a little bit of a reprieve in December
Speaker 1: after you took that all expenses paid trip to Seattle.
Speaker 1: Uh what wasn't all expenses paid? I think that's a misnomer.
Speaker 1: It was not um. It was compensated. It was a
Speaker 1: group effort. But I there was still out of pocket
Speaker 1: money that was paid, not much, but there was some
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the truth. There was some out of
Speaker 1: pocket money that that that was for uber or lift
Speaker 1: from the airport. I chartered flight to a private airport tonight.
Speaker 1: I did not know. First of all, I didn't use
Speaker 1: an UBER from the airport. I took the subway in
Speaker 1: Seattle or the whatever they call it, the train from
Speaker 1: the airport because I was there was a son no,
Speaker 1: I was, I was gonna call an uber. I got
Speaker 1: out to the c Tach airport. There I got out
Speaker 1: and there was an UBER area and I was gonna.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'll go get an uber.
Speaker 1: And then they had a sign because Seattle is a
Speaker 1: bunch of hippies, and they were like, hey, save the environment,
Speaker 1: take public transportation, walk this way. So I started walking
Speaker 1: and I just kept walking to the train and then
Speaker 1: I took the train and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: three bucks boom done back in the area I needed
Speaker 1: to be in. So what do we got? What we
Speaker 1: got on tap? Because I got some good stuff for
Speaker 1: you as well. Uh well, we've got poop Tastic, the
Speaker 1: Namibie of fs are. We've got that charitable grab bag,
Speaker 1: that's the email bag, which is pretty good. And also
Speaker 1: study this and you've got some other the perfect wingman,
Speaker 1: as I would call it, perfect wingman. Yes, yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: let's start with this pooptastic story because this is wonderful.
Speaker 1: We go now to a place where our friend, I
Speaker 1: think Rob Parker was here, was he was, he was here,
Speaker 1: I bet a month ago. I'm gonna announce our program.
Speaker 1: We're talking about Antarctica. Yes, Antarctica he went. So Rob
Speaker 1: just full disclosure. He has visited all seven continents now.
Speaker 1: I believe he taught to us about doing Dubai St.
Speaker 1: Petersburg and also Moscow in I think July or August. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would be allowed in Dubai, but
Speaker 1: some of those other places maybe you know what could happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So how about this. A gentleman by the name of
Speaker 1: Colonel O'Brady, Um, he had a trip. He actually spent
Speaker 1: about half a month in Antarctica, and the weather at
Speaker 1: this time when he went was not pleasant at all.
Speaker 1: So O'Brady actually wrote down a couple of different things.
Speaker 1: It wasn't feeling well about himself. Um. And during the
Speaker 1: mission that he had he had abruptly literally take a
Speaker 1: ship as he was making a trek across Antarctica on
Speaker 1: his skis. Did he find a bathroom at a gas
Speaker 1: station to take the dump? He had nowhere to roam.
Speaker 1: I guess he had everywhere to roam, but nowhere to
Speaker 1: stop and actually, uh dispel himself rather quickly and efficiently.
Speaker 1: So there's no there's no porta potties. He is out
Speaker 1: on the trail, no paper, towels, no leaves, obviously no
Speaker 1: toilet paper. What would you do in a situation like this? Anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: so the you know, this guy's at Daredevil, right, this
Speaker 1: guy's at Daredevil, and and this is very uncomfortable situation. Now,
Speaker 1: I I have to be honest, you're full disclosure. When
Speaker 1: I was younger and I was a kid, I occasionally
Speaker 1: would have this happen. You just have to power through.
Speaker 1: You just have to power through. But the problem is
Speaker 1: you get like, I don't know, as a kid and
Speaker 1: I had this happen, I still remember, you get like
Speaker 1: a rash because you know I would have I would
Speaker 1: have an accident in school, like an elementary school, and
Speaker 1: I was like in kindergarten or first grade or whatever,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's it's very aggravating and annoying and bob
Speaker 1: or some because you know, you don't want to tell
Speaker 1: anybody because you're embarrassed, and you have to wait till
Speaker 1: you get home. But you don't want to sit anywhere
Speaker 1: because then it shows through your pants and all that.
Speaker 1: It's a big nightmare. Yes, so, but I guess if
Speaker 1: you're by yourself an antarchico, you have to worry about
Speaker 1: vanity because no one's there. You're the only person walking
Speaker 1: across the continent. But this kind of goes back to
Speaker 1: what you told me a couple couple of years ago
Speaker 1: about whatever you do, wherever you go, you must journal everything,
Speaker 1: so you say, true to your word, something like this
Speaker 1: is still a great story. So how this actually started,
Speaker 1: Ben was obviously, when your situation like this, you want
Speaker 1: to maximize your energy and limit what you're taking or
Speaker 1: pulling with you. Um, he had a few protein bars
Speaker 1: that were packed about two thousand calories worth of protein bars,
Speaker 1: and so what he did was he binged one morning
Speaker 1: at three o'clock in the morning, he was binge eating
Speaker 1: about two thousand calories and protein bars. And and you know,
Speaker 1: any good man, how many that couldn't that could only
Speaker 1: be a pull The protein bars. Those things are packed
Speaker 1: with calories, aren't they exactly? But you gotta keep in
Speaker 1: mind the fiber too that comes with it protein fiber,
Speaker 1: and your buddy can't digest all of that in just
Speaker 1: one single session. So uh so, obviously he packed this
Speaker 1: in literally at two thousand calories one morning. At three
Speaker 1: m next day, he woke up feeling sick um, but
Speaker 1: he obviously had to make the trip anyway. His stomach
Speaker 1: didn't feel great at all, and sooner or later, before
Speaker 1: you know it, pop goes the weasel. Well, he had
Speaker 1: to like playing. You know, how long does it was
Speaker 1: he gonna take? He was gonna take a few weeks, right,
Speaker 1: so you had you had to know you were gonna
Speaker 1: take some ships along the road. You know. Did he
Speaker 1: not bring toilet paper? No? But this, apparently this I
Speaker 1: applaud his efforts because apparently this went on for about
Speaker 1: six hours in nearly negative twenty five degree fahrenheit. Well,
Speaker 1: at least it wasn't a hot day. You'd rather poop
Speaker 1: your pants on a cold day because it doesn't smell
Speaker 1: as much and it doesn't get running. Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: if it sticks? You don't want it to stick to you, right,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just rather have it be hot and moist
Speaker 1: and just flood out. Well, I know you like it
Speaker 1: hot and moist. I know that, guests. When it comes
Speaker 1: to poop, I'm not talking about all right, you listen.
Speaker 1: I mean it's embarrassing you ever pooped your fans gas.
Speaker 1: I think we rehashed this story. But my senior year
Speaker 1: in high school, I was I was playing football and
Speaker 1: our pregame ritual was always to go to an Italian
Speaker 1: restaurant before we left the premises, and we had usually pizza, pasta, salads,
Speaker 1: whatever we wanted to nature. The guys would load up
Speaker 1: on pasta and salad, no pizza. Um. I was one
Speaker 1: of the up backs as on the kick return team
Speaker 1: and the kickoff was short. I actually returned the kickoff
Speaker 1: and I had daylight. I probably should have taken this
Speaker 1: thing into the end zone, but I got tackled sideways
Speaker 1: by this little midget who I saw at the very
Speaker 1: last second politically correctest cares. Anyways, ben, I landed on
Speaker 1: the football on my stomach and uh yeah. The result
Speaker 1: was Italian food that immediately hit the the exit button.
Speaker 1: So lucky for me. Our uniforms were Navy blue and dark.
Speaker 1: So I knew right away this is the opening kickoff.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, I ship. So we get
Speaker 1: in the huddle and the first play is to me,
Speaker 1: and so the quarterback is obviously calling the play and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tight end. Everyone's like, what the funk is that?
Speaker 1: I was like, I have no idea. I think that
Speaker 1: guy over there ship his bands. I caught the first
Speaker 1: pass for like thirty yards, and I pretended after that
Speaker 1: that I was tired and I needed a breather. I
Speaker 1: raised my ass straight to the locker room, relieve myself,
Speaker 1: changed my gear, and went right back in the field.
Speaker 1: As girls, you had an extra pair of pants that
Speaker 1: you could change into. It. It's very boogie to have that.
Speaker 1: You must have been to a nice high school. That
Speaker 1: reminds me of a story Lincoln Kennedy told me one
Speaker 1: time when I was doing a show with him and
Speaker 1: UH on the weekend, and he was sign about when
Speaker 1: he was playing for the Raiders and they were playing
Speaker 1: the Bengals, and UH, some guy had a an accident
Speaker 1: and nobody, nobody wanted. Nobody wanted to tackle him because
Speaker 1: he they had the ships, and so it could be
Speaker 1: a competitive advantage. I guess it could be a competitive advantage.
Speaker 1: But but see, here's the thing that the gentleman that
Speaker 1: made the trek in Antarctica ben he only brought one
Speaker 1: pair of underwear. Well that's just stupid, stupid fifty four
Speaker 1: day move and he had one pair of underwear, And
Speaker 1: so is he weed man? Hippie won one pair of
Speaker 1: underwear for an entire you know, two months and they
Speaker 1: come on, but what is it like, do you wear
Speaker 1: long John's as well or under armours? It just straight
Speaker 1: shony is in. Well, I'm assuming he had seven layers.
Speaker 1: He was an antarcticus. All right, moving I'm done with this.
Speaker 1: Moving on, How I am the Nambbie of fs R.
Speaker 1: I am the Nambie awesome Wa of Fox Sports Red.
Speaker 1: I pulled a Namdi awesome Wa out of the deck.
Speaker 1: Didn't you remember who Namdi awesome Wa was. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: played for the Raiders and the Eagles. Correct, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I told. I told the Namdi awesome Wa story a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago on the year, but I didn't
Speaker 1: realize I was about to become Namti awesome Wa. So
Speaker 1: he was a defensive back. I was an All Pro
Speaker 1: A couple of times with the Raiders, and he signed
Speaker 1: a big contract with the Eagles. He hated his teammates
Speaker 1: on the Eagles. What's my evidence? He hated them so
Speaker 1: much he would sit in his car and have a
Speaker 1: sandwich at lunch at during your team training camp rather
Speaker 1: than socializing with his teammates at the Novacare Complex in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you and your staff. So so anyway, earlier
Speaker 1: this week, wreck At Ralph, my nemesis. Ralph Irvine was
Speaker 1: relentlessly giving me talking points from Major League Baseball about
Speaker 1: how the Astros scandals no big deal, it's it's nothing.
Speaker 1: Give me all the crap that Rob Manford wants the
Speaker 1: dumb people to repeat and hopes that the idiots the
Speaker 1: low information fan. By well, Ralph's the definition of low
Speaker 1: information fan. So he bought it. And so he was
Speaker 1: just I'm trying to prep for the show. I'm in
Speaker 1: my little room there, I like to, you know, spend
Speaker 1: some about ten fifteen minutes before the show, just kind
Speaker 1: of locking in, and this guy's harassing me, peppering me
Speaker 1: with questions about the ass really more statements than questions.
Speaker 1: So the next night I saw that Ralph was on
Speaker 1: the schedule, and I pulled the nomdi asom wonder what
Speaker 1: does that mean. I sat in my car and waited
Speaker 1: until he left the building, and then I entered the
Speaker 1: building and check this out. So Ralph saw me sitting
Speaker 1: in the car and he approached. Now I had the
Speaker 1: windows up in the malamobile and Ralph Irvan goes over
Speaker 1: wreck it. Ralph the drunk rhino and is trying to
Speaker 1: engage me in conversation. But I pretended to be in
Speaker 1: a very serious phone conversation and did not acknowledge Ralph.
Speaker 1: And fortunately he gave up the fight and then got
Speaker 1: in his car and left. And then after that I
Speaker 1: walked right in. I struttered in like a peacock at
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock. Uh no, I was, I got there before that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I get there
Speaker 1: much earlier that. All right, So that was my Nombiti story.
Speaker 1: Now the charitable thing as we got to keep the
Speaker 1: train moving down the tracks. So, uh, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: I want to preface this by saying I am debating
Speaker 1: whether or not I have been debating whether or not
Speaker 1: to talk about this, but I decided that the podcast
Speaker 1: is the perfect place my belief is that true charity
Speaker 1: should be done. Anonymous said that a lot, so I'm
Speaker 1: about to break my cardinal rule. I'm becoming J. J. Watt.
Speaker 1: But we entered, now listen to me. We entered a
Speaker 1: Super Bowl prop contest I talked about on the show,
Speaker 1: and I never paid it off. One of the props
Speaker 1: that was sent in by a listener was a winner.
Speaker 1: We we and we made the cut. We were in
Speaker 1: the ten props that actually became real bets you could
Speaker 1: wager on at bet online, the offshore sports book bet Online,
Speaker 1: And so they accepted one of our props and it
Speaker 1: was very exciting. It was a prop whether or not
Speaker 1: they would mention Groundhog Day on the Super Bowl broadcast
Speaker 1: because the game was on Groundhog Day. I believe it
Speaker 1: was Manic Mike that centered and maybe I'm wrong, there
Speaker 1: was I think several people might have sent the same
Speaker 1: one in, but or version of it. So, but anyway,
Speaker 1: that was the one that was picked. And as a result,
Speaker 1: the deal was if they pick one of your props,
Speaker 1: they will donate money to charity, but you have to
Speaker 1: pick the charity. So I did my due diligence and
Speaker 1: I picked the Cancer Research Institute, which is out of
Speaker 1: New York there. Why did I do that because the
Speaker 1: highest they have the highest score I could find of
Speaker 1: money that actually goes to cancer research. It's one of
Speaker 1: my pet peeves here, like that that scoundrel, Uh the
Speaker 1: who's the biker Lance Armstrong, the bike rider who who
Speaker 1: had this charity and it was for cancer awareness which
Speaker 1: allowed him to fly around on private jets and all
Speaker 1: that crap, and uh it was you know he and
Speaker 1: he could do that as well. I'm flying around a
Speaker 1: way raise awareness about cancer, Like who the funk doesn't
Speaker 1: know about cancer? So whatever? Strong? Yeah, oh man, I
Speaker 1: still despised that guy to this day and we'll for forever.
Speaker 1: But but anyway, so I found this cancer research Institute
Speaker 1: and they the money goes to research, and it will.
Speaker 1: That's where you find a cure and remedies and potions
Speaker 1: for cancer and all the different forms of cancer that
Speaker 1: are out there. So I am gonna follow up here
Speaker 1: and tell you there was a donation for two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars that went there in the name of
Speaker 1: our show for cancer research, not cancer awareness. So I
Speaker 1: am happy about that, but uh, not to brag about
Speaker 1: it because I had very little to do with it,
Speaker 1: and uh, I've broken my cardinal rules, so I feel
Speaker 1: bad about that. So is your name attached to it?
Speaker 1: Or is your wife's? Uh? Yeah, it's my name is
Speaker 1: on there because it's the show, the show's name in
Speaker 1: the honor of the show. Okay, I got you. Did
Speaker 1: you attach my name to it? Well? You no, No,
Speaker 1: it's not for the podcast. It had nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the podcasting was about the podcast. I still wouldn't
Speaker 1: have attached your name, but no, not really. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not cut out for overnights. You can't handle the hour.
Speaker 1: Is your a bit of a pussy willow? You're more
Speaker 1: of a daytime I M be sure to catch live
Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am
Speaker 1: Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app. I made a charitable contribution once
Speaker 1: here we go. I want to ask you if this
Speaker 1: is a drop a deuce in the toilet at the beach?
Speaker 1: Did well? Let me ask you this. Um krmen, Electra
Speaker 1: has a Karma Foundation. It's basically nonprofit organization and uh
Speaker 1: Karma Foundation holds different events throughout the United States and
Speaker 1: most of them are at the play By Mansion, but
Speaker 1: they do a couple of cruises. They do something in
Speaker 1: Miami every year. Uh. Back in the day, I had
Speaker 1: a long term relationship with with a female of mine
Speaker 1: that was probably one that I should have bet the neon. Anyways,
Speaker 1: after we broke up, a buddy of mine invited me
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, I got an invite to go
Speaker 1: to the play By Mansion. You want to go? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's the kicker, because with this guy, there's
Speaker 1: always a kicker. He's like, it's a thousand dollars And
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not gonna drop a grant to go
Speaker 1: to the play By Mansion. He's like, that's the best part.
Speaker 1: It's a tax right off. And I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: you figured And he's like, because the proceeds go to
Speaker 1: the Karma Foundation, which is a foundation based on on
Speaker 1: a couple of different things. So, uh, it's a charity.
Speaker 1: It's a charitable donation. You can donate to go see movies. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I said, all right, you know what, if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do this and you've got the invite, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pay for you and Donna pay for me, So just
Speaker 1: give me the thousand dollars in cash. So I paid
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars pocket of the thousand dollars he gave me,
Speaker 1: wrote off the two thousand dollars in my taxes for
Speaker 1: a charitable contribution, and I had a hell of a
Speaker 1: night at the Playboy mansion. No, he's probably a regular
Speaker 1: at the Playboy Mansion. Well, no, but I got some friends. Now,
Speaker 1: I had a couple of chances. I never went. I
Speaker 1: had a couple of chances to go there. But the
Speaker 1: scumbag move though to write it off. Uh, yeah, it's typical.
Speaker 1: You know, you're an elitist. You're a west of the
Speaker 1: four oh five guy in l A. And anybody who
Speaker 1: knows the geography of l A. If you are west
Speaker 1: of the four oh five, you are a schmuck schmuck ola,
Speaker 1: and you live in that area so it fits in
Speaker 1: with your neighbors. That's how you operate there. It's not
Speaker 1: really true. The four oh five doesn't go north and south.
Speaker 1: You know, he does go The four or five does
Speaker 1: go north and side. What are you talking about? Goes
Speaker 1: from from Orange County where it starts up through l
Speaker 1: A through the west side. There's a curve to it, Ben,
Speaker 1: So it's not it's a curve, but it's going north. Dummy. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't deny. I've been on the four or five
Speaker 1: bunchs not in a long time because I try to
Speaker 1: avoid that area because the people that live there. I'm
Speaker 1: south of the You are not south of the four
Speaker 1: southwest of the four or five, Dummy, I'm south southwest
Speaker 1: I am. I'm at the end of the one ten
Speaker 1: free which which actually intersects the four or five. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm where I live. I am a man of the people.
Speaker 1: You are hanging out with the one per centers, and
Speaker 1: I am a man of the people, the working class,
Speaker 1: the blue collar workers where I live, like call you
Speaker 1: the valley boy. Al Right, before we got the NFL
Speaker 1: combine coming up sometime soon, and since you mentioned the
Speaker 1: show and the donations, is the Ben Mallows Show gonna
Speaker 1: do a NFL style combine because for all intents of purposes,
Speaker 1: you are the acting chief of that show, and you're
Speaker 1: also in the best shape amongst the four regular cast men.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I appreciate it. So you want me to
Speaker 1: do like forty yard dash, sixty yard shuffle, the twenty
Speaker 1: yard shuffle you got free cone drill. We're gotta put
Speaker 1: some knee high socks on you, some short shorts and
Speaker 1: play some rocky music. Yeah, that's you know what. That's
Speaker 1: rich rich eyes and stick aloup wag. But like you've
Speaker 1: made immense progress with your shape, you've a weight to
Speaker 1: the fact that you don't know how to cook and
Speaker 1: you get no sleep, so we need you gotta show
Speaker 1: this off a little bit, right, Well, I I have
Speaker 1: no sleep quite a bit because you know, I have
Speaker 1: things to do, guest gun, but no, I'm not doing
Speaker 1: that's a cheesy bit. That's a bad idea about you, guests.
Speaker 1: So let's expand your brand a little bit. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: We have grab bag lets. We had a bunch of
Speaker 1: questions that this is actually the mail bag. Here we
Speaker 1: opened the mailbag. Most of these posted on our Facebook page,
Speaker 1: which is Ben math or Show. I'll let you in
Speaker 1: a little secret. If you want to ask us a
Speaker 1: question that can get on the air, you should follow
Speaker 1: the Ben Mallory Show page on Facebook and then either
Speaker 1: usually it's only Thursday morning. I will send out a
Speaker 1: message saying hey, I need some questions help us out,
Speaker 1: sometimes on Wednesday, but usually Thursday, and just put your
Speaker 1: question the name in the city and we might use
Speaker 1: it on the podcast, for example, Brad in Indianapolis, he writes,
Speaker 1: and he says, why is the audio for the podcast
Speaker 1: commercials so much better than the actual podcast audio? All right,
Speaker 1: guesscan you, you're the producer, explained why the commercials sound
Speaker 1: better than the actual show? Well, because those are actually
Speaker 1: produced in a separate studio by our imaging department, which
Speaker 1: we have no control over. So, as you have documented
Speaker 1: throughout your illustrious career at Fox Sports Radio, things inside
Speaker 1: the studios are a little bit different. So if you
Speaker 1: go into our studio and it says radio, but there's
Speaker 1: only an and an oh on the wall, uh, that
Speaker 1: can translate to what we got on the microphones at times. Well,
Speaker 1: this is a big week though, in the history of
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio, and I have a bit of a
Speaker 1: historian when it comes to Fox Sports Radio. The anniversary
Speaker 1: of your termination. Uh no, that was actually thanks for
Speaker 1: reminding me. That was January twenty. If that was twenty
Speaker 1: something days ago or whatever, it was bad job by you.
Speaker 1: We gotta talk about that again. But no, they not
Speaker 1: only did they fix the sign in the studio, so
Speaker 1: it actually says radio not audio or whatever it had said,
Speaker 1: whatever version it had said. They also fixed line one,
Speaker 1: line one. We had a big celebration on the AAR.
Speaker 1: We were going yeah, line one, line one, line one.
Speaker 1: They fixed line one. For over a year, line one
Speaker 1: was broken. We had a birthday party. I bought a
Speaker 1: big cake from Costco and and now all of a
Speaker 1: sudden they must have gotten the memo they fixed line one.
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for my uh my Valentine's Day present
Speaker 1: from our our friend Tammy. Yeah, speaking of k Now
Speaker 1: you don't get a president. Why my president? It's actually
Speaker 1: right here in the studio. I'm using it's a she
Speaker 1: got me a tube guy. What the hy waving inflatable
Speaker 1: tube guy. That's bullshit, because, I mean, because it's kind
Speaker 1: of cool. Tammy started listening to Fox Sports Radio because
Speaker 1: of me the weekend overnights, and then it bled into you,
Speaker 1: and so you know, you were like the you're like
Speaker 1: the fall guy, the the sidekick, the you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: you got your main squeak. First of all, Tammy has
Speaker 1: been listening before you were even around. She didn't even
Speaker 1: know your name. She's not even that old. Get over it. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's old. She listened when she was
Speaker 1: like two years old. She was a little girl. She
Speaker 1: started listening, all right. Gregg and green Bay rites since says,
Speaker 1: would you rather take a twenty pay cut with an
Speaker 1: extra week of vacation and work days, or you know,
Speaker 1: work the day shift or stay at your current wage
Speaker 1: and stay on the night shift? He says, by the way,
Speaker 1: he's in Green Bay. He works at a cheese factory
Speaker 1: and hates the packers. How about that? Uh No, I
Speaker 1: don't want to take a twenty percent pay cut. I
Speaker 1: don't need an extra week vacation. I don't even like
Speaker 1: take vacation. I don't even like to take vacation. I
Speaker 1: don't enjoy that anyway. So I feel like I'm missing
Speaker 1: out when I take vacation and uh, the day shift,
Speaker 1: I'd have to deal I'd have to dress well and
Speaker 1: deal with management all the time. I don't want to
Speaker 1: deal with that right now. Now. If they if they
Speaker 1: paid me more, that's that's a different conversation. That is
Speaker 1: a different conversation. Aren't we trying to do that right now?
Speaker 1: What's that we're trying to do that right now? We're
Speaker 1: trying to expand your brand. Well, no, I I am
Speaker 1: open to expanding um my, my brand. And one of
Speaker 1: the reasons we do the podcast I had to. I've
Speaker 1: always had a side gig in addition to radio, because
Speaker 1: I'm paranoid about radio, even I've been in it a
Speaker 1: long time, and so I've always had something else. I've
Speaker 1: always had two gigs at the same time. I had
Speaker 1: the website for a while with radio, I've had other
Speaker 1: radio side jobs where I, you know, get a little money.
Speaker 1: I did this stuff for w e I for a
Speaker 1: couple of years. Recidely, I didn't get fired a change
Speaker 1: of affiliates. They love me a w e I. But
Speaker 1: I am on the Sports up now in Boston. We
Speaker 1: love the Sports Up two. It's a great station, so
Speaker 1: so and all that. But uh but no, I mean,
Speaker 1: I would work during the day if they paid more.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna for less. Are you kidding me? Please? Well,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens here. We got we got high
Speaker 1: hopes and a lot of things in the in the
Speaker 1: oven cooking. Yeah, well we'll see. But you know, with
Speaker 1: you cooking, you could burn everything. Who knows I could?
Speaker 1: But I could make a masterpiece, all right, Brian from
Speaker 1: north Bridge, Massachusetts, rights and he says, Ben, would you
Speaker 1: rather fire Gascon from your podcast because he sucks ass?
Speaker 1: Or have battery acid poured into your eyes? That's from Brian.
Speaker 1: How can you fire somebody that's not getting paid? I
Speaker 1: just love the fact that every week Brian send something, uh,
Speaker 1: just derogatory about you. This is the first time that
Speaker 1: we've I've heard from Brian. No, no, we've used Brian's questions.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've said north Bridge, Massachusetts or whatever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, clearly I have guests got off the
Speaker 1: podcast and have battery acid purting into my eyes. I
Speaker 1: think that's kind of obviously. Tom in Dayton, Ohio. Right, so,
Speaker 1: and he says, big Ben, when did you know this
Speaker 1: radio thing was going to work out as a career. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's absolutely correct. I'm still not convinced, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm panicking it because this kitchen is gonna cost a fortune.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what if they whack me this, you know,
Speaker 1: this year at Fox? You know, I'm finally done. What
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? You know? But but I figure
Speaker 1: I'll get a job somewhere. But yeah, I'm not even convinced.
Speaker 1: I've been in radio, the radio business for over twenty years,
Speaker 1: and I am still not convinced that it's gonna work out.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for the other shoot to drop. Keith
Speaker 1: in Northern California says, do you do you do anything
Speaker 1: superstitious before show? Uh? Well, what's that? What do I do?
Speaker 1: You burn trees? That's a lot not. The only superstitious
Speaker 1: thing I do is if I feel like the show
Speaker 1: actually was good, which is very rarely happens, whatever pen
Speaker 1: I'm using becomes my lucky pen, and I keep the
Speaker 1: pen and I it's it's it's like not changing your
Speaker 1: underwear for a few days because you're having a good streak,
Speaker 1: streak or whatever. No pun intended, Yeah exactly, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that's that's about the only one about you.
Speaker 1: Guess you're superstitious in anyway? Uh? Yes, I am. Depending
Speaker 1: if I have a good show or if I call
Speaker 1: a good game, I'll typically go with the same diet routine.
Speaker 1: That means like if I'm fasting, or if I'm drinking
Speaker 1: like a pre energy drink or espress or whatever, it is,
Speaker 1: same thing, And depending on the attire, I'll try to
Speaker 1: wear something that's comparable to that. Speaking of which, speaking
Speaker 1: of at tire, when don't we going to a Santa Anita?
Speaker 1: What are we doing this? Well, you know, listen, I
Speaker 1: can go to Santa Anita whenever I want. I need
Speaker 1: some tacos is what I need. We could do tacos tacos.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a bitch move for you to do
Speaker 1: that on Instagram, to post on all those pictures with you.
Speaker 1: I didn't go to hitos tacos. I went to a
Speaker 1: different taco place, but still like you. You had a
Speaker 1: debt that you that's a food review, that was great
Speaker 1: contente it. You just posted a picture of it. Listen
Speaker 1: on Instagram. That's what it's all about. No I did.
Speaker 1: I said, you didn't read the little thing? I said
Speaker 1: seven out of ten. I said, seven out of ten
Speaker 1: read things. I got to look at pictures. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: All you do is look at the photos. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: your language is the emoji language, merely. I know. In St. Paul,
Speaker 1: Minnesota says would you rather wear an astro's hat in
Speaker 1: jersey and a photo op or eat dinner at helmet
Speaker 1: Man's home that he prepared. That's a that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: But you know what, there's a lot of protein and
Speaker 1: roaches and cockroaches, So I would go with helmet Man.
Speaker 1: Hella Man is a great He's got a great personality.
Speaker 1: I've met him several times. He's very outgoing, and I
Speaker 1: like Helmet Man. I just you know the fact that
Speaker 1: he's he's a having issues with his his roaches a
Speaker 1: little much. But but yeah, I would't want to wear
Speaker 1: astro memorabile. You're kidding me? What's what if? It's throwback
Speaker 1: throwbacks on are bad before they were cheaters. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: the Nolan Ryan days the eighties where they had the
Speaker 1: different shades of orange. Ray in Oswego, Kansas, Ray, who's
Speaker 1: famous on the show. He's the duke guy. He proposed
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend on the show and then after we
Speaker 1: got done with that, he said, hey, can I still
Speaker 1: talk about duke? And uh yeah. Ray works in a
Speaker 1: subway in Kansas. There he says, when can we go
Speaker 1: to Florida, Ben and get together and do a barbecue
Speaker 1: with weed Man, hippie Ray, I'm good. Why don't you
Speaker 1: go for me? You can meet weed Man. I know that.
Speaker 1: Ed and Christina in Spokecane went to Miami and met
Speaker 1: met weed Man. So he's welcome to meet you and
Speaker 1: you can go down there have a good time. But
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. What city is he in?
Speaker 1: What's that? What? Florida? Yeah? We weed Man is in. Uh.
Speaker 1: He's in the hood in Miami, in the in the
Speaker 1: bad part. Oh, Miami Dade County. Yes, yes, says all
Speaker 1: of his neighbors are criminals and all that our day
Speaker 1: in San Antonio says if you were entered into a
Speaker 1: food eating contest, what would the food be that you
Speaker 1: would want to eat? Well, listen, not the one I
Speaker 1: would want to eat chicken fingers. I'm all about that action, boss.
Speaker 1: I love my chicken fingers, So that that's easy, do you? Well?
Speaker 1: How about this though? Would you want them fried or breaded? Like?
Speaker 1: How would you prepare them? No? Like I would. I
Speaker 1: would have them breaded and fried, and I would I
Speaker 1: would put. I would compete against anybody in a chicken
Speaker 1: like if Raising Canes my favorite chicken finger place. If
Speaker 1: they had a chicken eating contest, the chicken figuer I
Speaker 1: would win. What is your go to sauce? Then? Well,
Speaker 1: I like that at Raising Canes, well, honey mustards, would
Speaker 1: I prefer, But raising canes has a good sauce. I'll
Speaker 1: just eat that. It's like Mayo catch Up, some kind
Speaker 1: of combination of that. But it's pretty good. What if
Speaker 1: they serve it to you cold, like you did for
Speaker 1: me on your Christmas party? Well, the reason that was
Speaker 1: cold is because you showed up late. The food was
Speaker 1: very high when the party started. It's not the host
Speaker 1: of the party's fault. When someone shows up within half
Speaker 1: an hour to go to the party end, it's not
Speaker 1: their faull. Today you are the host, so it's your
Speaker 1: job to the food the party starts. When the party starts,
Speaker 1: we show up, there's fresh, hot, warm food. If you
Speaker 1: show up two and a half hours after that, the
Speaker 1: food is room temperate. Listen, I'm west of the four
Speaker 1: O five. I demand high quality food. At least now
Speaker 1: you're at least you're admitting you all right. Skip from
Speaker 1: Fall River, Massachusetts says guys, I listened to the last
Speaker 1: hour of your radio show. We're walking my dog. Any
Speaker 1: suggestions on getting him to get to his business and
Speaker 1: get it done quicker like before? Cowboy calls in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so guess on you'd be an expert on this? How
Speaker 1: do you get a dog to ship quicker? Listen to
Speaker 1: your show for the full four hours, No, dummy, just
Speaker 1: give a high protein high protein. Uh. But people feed
Speaker 1: their dogs different things nowadays, like one of my sisters
Speaker 1: which feed her dog shredded chicken, and other people and
Speaker 1: they do vegetables and rice and carrots and things like that,
Speaker 1: like a high protein diet as opposed to dog food.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Do you feed your dog just
Speaker 1: straight dog food or do you cook up anything? Well? No,
Speaker 1: I feed the dog dog food, and then the dog
Speaker 1: gets the scraps. When I am a pig and I
Speaker 1: drop stuff, the dog gets the stuff. It picks it
Speaker 1: up and eats that sucks. Bella goes around and eats it.
Speaker 1: So it works. A new in Owensboro, Kentucky writes and
Speaker 1: he says, guys, the Great Debate, I hop or Denny's Man,
Speaker 1: So I haven't eaten it. I hoped too much, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm I like the eye hoop, pancakes
Speaker 1: and concept. But since I've eaten it, Denny's more and
Speaker 1: I work at a Denny's. A lot of people don't
Speaker 1: know there's Fox Sports Radio studios were in an old
Speaker 1: Denny's before it became Fox Sports Radio was a denny
Speaker 1: So I'm going Denny's because you got the variety, you
Speaker 1: get the lunch, you get the dinner, and the breakfast.
Speaker 1: I hop I know they have that stuff too, but
Speaker 1: it's mostly just a breakfast place. Yeah, And I've always
Speaker 1: been a fan of their French toast. I was always
Speaker 1: a sucker when I was growing up as French toast
Speaker 1: fans at Danny's. So I'm going Dennis as well. All right,
Speaker 1: what is the most embarrassing public moment that you have
Speaker 1: had in your life? Zev in Franklin, Indiana is curious. Well,
Speaker 1: it depends. I mean you asked me right now. What
Speaker 1: pops into my head embarrassing moment? The story, and I've
Speaker 1: told it a few times. I was at the Fox lot.
Speaker 1: We had a studio there for Fox Sports Radio and
Speaker 1: some some big TV people were doing shows during the day,
Speaker 1: and at that time in my career, I was doing
Speaker 1: updates and I was at Fox, the big Fox lot
Speaker 1: where Terry Bradshaw and all those guys work, and it
Speaker 1: was I loved it. This is before nine eleven ruined
Speaker 1: everything because we had access to the back lot at
Speaker 1: the Fox Lot, and we went where they make the movies,
Speaker 1: and I would take my friends. Then they'd come to
Speaker 1: l A and we'd go around all the New York
Speaker 1: street scenes, you know, the fronts of the bill things.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. I loved it. And then nine eleven
Speaker 1: happened and they shut it down because you know, they
Speaker 1: had increase security and you had to have special access
Speaker 1: to get anywhere on the lot. But but anyway, the
Speaker 1: point of the story is that I was working there
Speaker 1: and all these big powerful people at the Fox lot
Speaker 1: and I there was a chair in the radio studio
Speaker 1: and there was somehow there was like a screw or
Speaker 1: something that had popped up, and I sat down and
Speaker 1: it ripped the back of my pants from like top
Speaker 1: to about halfway down my leg where my right around
Speaker 1: where my little above my knee. So so I didn't
Speaker 1: get up the rest of the shift. I just sat there,
Speaker 1: was like, all, you know, crap, what am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: And and then but I had to walk out, and
Speaker 1: you had to walk down this long hallway, you had
Speaker 1: to make a right turn, walk down another long hallway.
Speaker 1: Then you had to walk down two flights of stairs
Speaker 1: and you had to walk past a couple of security
Speaker 1: checkpoints to get out of the goddamn building. And uh,
Speaker 1: I was very up set. So I tried. I tried
Speaker 1: to walk. I was like walking with my back facing
Speaker 1: the wall, like I was doing a sideway shuffle to
Speaker 1: get out of the building. It was so embarrassing. And
Speaker 1: then I was like holding my pants together, like hoping
Speaker 1: no one would see my big fat ass. It was.
Speaker 1: It was brutal. What about you? So I have one
Speaker 1: that's similar to that, but I'll go with another one. Um.
Speaker 1: Back in the day when I when I was going
Speaker 1: uh to San Diego State for undergrad and I worked
Speaker 1: in real estate at the time, and a bunch of
Speaker 1: my friends were used to be in the military, Marines, Navy,
Speaker 1: Air Force, all that. I became friends with a pretty
Speaker 1: big group of people, like twelve guys and then all
Speaker 1: their girlfriends or wives or whatever. But anytime a guy
Speaker 1: had a birthday, it was like rookie hazing these guys.
Speaker 1: The four of them lived at this house we call
Speaker 1: the House of Pain, and so whenever a guy had
Speaker 1: a birthday coming up, like no one ever publicized their birthday,
Speaker 1: but whenever they did, they would get their ass kicked well,
Speaker 1: one night, a bunch of us go down to Pacific
Speaker 1: Beach and on in PB. There's a street called Garnett
Speaker 1: in San Diego for those who are not yes, and
Speaker 1: there's a long strip of bars. It's all bars and whatnot.
Speaker 1: So if you're a you know, a late you know,
Speaker 1: late early to late twenty year old, that's where you
Speaker 1: hang out. If it's not downtown, it's PB. Anyways, one
Speaker 1: of my buddies found out it was my birthday, and
Speaker 1: we go to this Mexican spot and these guys are
Speaker 1: ordering me shots. They're ordering me shots like shot after
Speaker 1: shot after shot with tabasco sauce in it, tequila, the
Speaker 1: whole nine yards. Ben. I threw up fifteen minutes into
Speaker 1: the night, and then I had you were like an
Speaker 1: XFL receiver. Yes. And then that was when I was
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend at the time, so she saw me
Speaker 1: like vomit in the bathroom. I was a bad boy.
Speaker 1: She did look at that, but then she was so
Speaker 1: annoyed with me and all my friends that she took
Speaker 1: off with her girlfriends. We go to another bar and
Speaker 1: I started talking to a pretty hot female. But I
Speaker 1: was hammered. But I remember how hot she was. As
Speaker 1: soon as I ordered another drink for myself and for her,
Speaker 1: my friends grabbed me by the throat and they dragged
Speaker 1: my ass out and in the middle of p b
Speaker 1: On in the streets of Garnett Benn A kid, you not.
Speaker 1: They tore my clothes, gripped off my pants, grabbed my
Speaker 1: belt and started whipping my ass like in front of
Speaker 1: this hot girl and a bunch of people, like all laughing.
Speaker 1: And I was so hammered. I couldn't walk, like I
Speaker 1: was just discombobulated. I could not defend myself. I couldn't walk,
Speaker 1: and I was just left for dead. And then after
Speaker 1: they were done, they eventually like giving my clothes back
Speaker 1: and and whatnot. But it was an awful night. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like ten o'clock eleven o'clock, like friends and hang
Speaker 1: out with some stumbled ball morons. What's up with that?
Speaker 1: They defended our country so they could have passed with
Speaker 1: are all good people? So there you go? All right?
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Speaker 1: Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1: Carlos in Bang Bang, Houston, Texas. Right, so he says,
Speaker 1: how long until you stop crying and bitching about the Astros, Carlos,
Speaker 1: I'll make it stump, you know, And it brings up
Speaker 1: a good point. I do do a lot of crying bitching.
Speaker 1: I will stop crying and bitching about the Astros the
Speaker 1: day after never. How about that? All right? The day
Speaker 1: after never, dummy, I'm gonna rip the Astros the rest
Speaker 1: of my career. Rip rip rip rip rip rip rip
Speaker 1: rip rip rip. That's how I'm gonna do. You see
Speaker 1: that sham news conference the other day, guest good with
Speaker 1: the owner. I mean, I killed them on the radio,
Speaker 1: but the owner comes out and contradicts himself forty five
Speaker 1: seconds later. They had they had pr professionals coming and
Speaker 1: advise these idiots on what to say, and it was
Speaker 1: completely botched. It was like a Saturday Night Live parody
Speaker 1: of of how you should hand but it was unbelievable. Okay,
Speaker 1: well what about this though? Because we got protagonists, we
Speaker 1: got antagonists. I actually think that Crane and the rest
Speaker 1: of the Houston Astros need to go full heel, like.
Speaker 1: I think they should acknowledge it, and I don't think
Speaker 1: they should show any remorse. I think they need to
Speaker 1: be the actual villains. Of the entire season for Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball, and I think that will be great for ratings.
Speaker 1: I think that will be great for a draw, because
Speaker 1: we talked about attendance being down over the last two
Speaker 1: or three or four years and the ratings as well.
Speaker 1: You put these guys in a national scale against the Yankees,
Speaker 1: the Red Sox, the Dodgers, the Angels, now, whoever it
Speaker 1: may be, you're gonna have a bigger draw. Especially they
Speaker 1: turned themselves into what they are. That what we knew,
Speaker 1: they were cheaters, but they acknowledge it, and they'll say, so,
Speaker 1: what what are you gonna do about it? They need
Speaker 1: to happen right. They issued a non apology apology, and
Speaker 1: but I've said, clue that you're listening to the monologues
Speaker 1: I've been doing on radio, because I've said the entire
Speaker 1: time that they shouldn't apologize, not because I don't think that.
Speaker 1: You know, in normal social circumstances, if I if I
Speaker 1: rip a fart at dinner, I'm gonna apologize, that's a
Speaker 1: bad job by me. But in a public situation, you
Speaker 1: don't apologize because eighty percent of the people don't believe
Speaker 1: the apologies. Sincere uh that you're only doing it because
Speaker 1: you got in trouble, and the other are happy that
Speaker 1: you have the problem and they don't care at all
Speaker 1: as well, So it's it's it's a no win situation.
Speaker 1: And then it creates the headlines like if I was
Speaker 1: working for the Astros, the Sniper talked about it, will
Speaker 1: move on, will be in denial, whatever, because every day
Speaker 1: there's gonna be new stories that pop up. It's like
Speaker 1: a branch on a tree popping up all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: out of the blue. And uh, but it's good for
Speaker 1: me because I got stuff to talk about for the
Speaker 1: you know, for the as far as the whole summer
Speaker 1: of the summer of apologies. And it's gonna be great
Speaker 1: to see because the Astros, I hope they blow and uh,
Speaker 1: I would love to see them missed the playoffs and uh,
Speaker 1: I can't wait how Verlanda gets lit up like a
Speaker 1: Christmas tree and be wonderful. I would love the defiance.
Speaker 1: I would up with them publicly to acknowledge, Yeah, we cheated.
Speaker 1: What the fund are you gonna do about it? Well,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much the tone from most of these guys anyway,
Speaker 1: right they're spinning their wheels they haven't exactly evolved to
Speaker 1: a position where they're they're willing to be the villain.
Speaker 1: You know, they're not gonna even though to me their
Speaker 1: card carrying slimeballs, they haven't exactly embraced that, you know, publicly.
Speaker 1: Even there's reading the body language, as I talked about
Speaker 1: on the radio, the body language, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: it's appropriate, as I said, because the astros are all
Speaker 1: about to tell, you know, bang on the trash can
Speaker 1: for a fastball whatever. There's a lot of tells the
Speaker 1: FBI uses. You know this because your dad worked in
Speaker 1: law enforcement. When someone's lying, like where their eyes are
Speaker 1: looking and what they're doing with their lips and all that,
Speaker 1: you can tell. And uh noticed a lot of body
Speaker 1: language of liars, liars when they were apologizing. Lie light
Speaker 1: light light light light life. All right, what else do
Speaker 1: we have you? Let's see Zack Grass Valley, California, brobab
Speaker 1: Way Zack my brother, my younger brother got married in
Speaker 1: Grass Valley, California. I've been to Grass Valley. Where is that?
Speaker 1: It's in northern California. It is, I believe, between Sacramento
Speaker 1: and the Nevada border. It's like an old gold mining town.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, it's pretty cool. Um. I was only
Speaker 1: there for a few days. But I've been to your town, Zac,
Speaker 1: and Uh, I'm not bad. Zack says, have you ever
Speaker 1: considered a daytime slot in radio? I used to do daytime, Zach.
Speaker 1: I did a midday show, and that was early in
Speaker 1: my career, at a midday show in the number one
Speaker 1: radio market, which is Los Angeles, and uh and then
Speaker 1: UH I ended up going to nights and UH stayed
Speaker 1: there pretty much ever since. But if they pay I play,
Speaker 1: that's the answer, Zact. If somebody is willing to pay
Speaker 1: me to work a day shift, I would love to
Speaker 1: work a day shift. I'm all about it. I'd even
Speaker 1: pretend to enjoy the interviews. I would. Jim from Minnesota
Speaker 1: writes and says, I'm originally from San Diego and a
Speaker 1: listener since the mighty six ninety hacks on days. How
Speaker 1: about that, Gascott, that's in the beginning of my radio
Speaker 1: career and it's a lowly intern might and you worked
Speaker 1: for the head hot show the Arizona Diamondbacks, Derek call Right.
Speaker 1: I didn't work for him. He was a colleague of
Speaker 1: him at AM eleven fifty in l A. But but
Speaker 1: at the mighty six ninety in San Diego. Anyway, Jim says,
Speaker 1: I now religiously listen to the podcast. I love the show.
Speaker 1: Ever thought about a Mallard militia Twin Cities visit? Can
Speaker 1: you negotiate a trade gag on for Blind Scott? I
Speaker 1: love Blind Scott. He moved from Boston. He's now in
Speaker 1: the Cape. Did you see that blind that? Uh he's
Speaker 1: gonna like rent out or sell his condo on the
Speaker 1: North End. I think he's renting it out and I
Speaker 1: guess he just wanted to save some money and he
Speaker 1: was tired of He complained all the time about the
Speaker 1: trash on the streets and all that. And I'm not
Speaker 1: a great place to live when you're blind. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not really designed for the blind community. What I
Speaker 1: I completely agree, yes, But yeah, I'm happy for him.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's listening in a nice part of town now. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Capes where all the you know people go to
Speaker 1: go on vacation and all that. Have you been there? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: I have not actually been in the Cape. I've been
Speaker 1: in that area, but I haven't been out to that.
Speaker 1: I need to get there at some point, you know,
Speaker 1: I've I haven't been there. I mean, what's school in Boston?
Speaker 1: But I haven't been there. I want to go to
Speaker 1: Newport Newport uh Rhode, Rhode Island. Yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: a resort, but the Naval the Naval Academy Museum is there,
Speaker 1: um and they got all those mansions as well. I
Speaker 1: heard it's really really, really nice, So I'd love to
Speaker 1: go up there. I would like to go to the
Speaker 1: like Portland, Maine to check it out, you know. I
Speaker 1: like the whole I want to do the whole like
Speaker 1: corridor there, and I have not been able to because
Speaker 1: I've always been in Boston usually for work that requires
Speaker 1: you to get on a flight and flyer ass East
Speaker 1: Coast for five hours? Can you do it? What's that
Speaker 1: you gotta get on a flight? I've done it. I've
Speaker 1: I've flown that. I've made that flight a bund Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't like it. It's it's easier to
Speaker 1: go there than come back because you're going to gainst
Speaker 1: the jet stream coming back. It takes longer to come back,
Speaker 1: which sucks. Value is um Mark in Ottawa says, if
Speaker 1: you could only have one, would you prefer the Dodgers,
Speaker 1: Rams or Clippers to win a championship this year. Well no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean, I love the Dodgers to win, but the
Speaker 1: Dodgers are cool and hip. The thing that would really
Speaker 1: piss people off in Los Angeles is if the Clippers win.
Speaker 1: And I would love every second of me and Clipper
Speaker 1: Darryl and russaf the celebrity Clipper fans, and we would
Speaker 1: have such a fun time. It would be amazingly great
Speaker 1: because chances are they going to play the Lakers. They'd
Speaker 1: have to beat the Lakers in the playoffs and then
Speaker 1: go to the NBA Finals and beat the honest Adenta
Speaker 1: Coombo and the Bucks. But yeah, Kauai has already done that,
Speaker 1: and there's no Concerdner at all. So I would love
Speaker 1: the Clippers to win because especially the people I work
Speaker 1: with are all Laker historians, So that would drive them
Speaker 1: mad man, That would drive them to insanity, and I
Speaker 1: would love every second of it. Dan in Durham right
Speaker 1: Sin says, why is a team photo following an interception
Speaker 1: not an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in the NFL? And no,
Speaker 1: I don't like people walking across my lawn. Players aren't props. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I like the fact that they allowed them
Speaker 1: to do the celebrations, and uh, for years the NFL
Speaker 1: didn't do it, and I thought that was dumb. Now
Speaker 1: sometimes it's ridiculous. There should be a rule when you're
Speaker 1: either up by thirty points or down by thirty points.
Speaker 1: Maybe not the right time to do it, time and
Speaker 1: place appropriate, But I have no problem with the celebrations.
Speaker 1: I find it pretty amusing. Who is your favorite showman
Speaker 1: with celebrations? Well, in the recent NFL you're talking about
Speaker 1: or like old school NFL, I mean, because old school
Speaker 1: you go like Ikey Woods or you know, sink Johnson
Speaker 1: was awesome. He was entertaining, t O had the Great
Speaker 1: Popcorn celebration. He danced on the star with the forty Niners.
Speaker 1: That was pretty good. One got blasted too. I liked
Speaker 1: Merton Hanks the chicken dance, the old forty Niners defensive
Speaker 1: back with the long neck, who would do the chicken dance? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was good. Billy white Shoes. Johnson has thought of
Speaker 1: as the forefather of the touchdown celebration. But we we've
Speaker 1: seen you know, duck Duck Goose from the Vikings fake
Speaker 1: bench pressing, from the Steelers. In recent years, uh, like
Speaker 1: a NASCAR pit stop from the Chiefs. There's been some
Speaker 1: good stuff, but we creative. We haven't seen a video
Speaker 1: quite like the eighty five Bears and their defense. Like
Speaker 1: we need we need something like that. Well we have.
Speaker 1: It's called the Rams, who did the same type of video,
Speaker 1: except they didn't win the Super Bowl. Can ram it
Speaker 1: all day? You can ram it all night? That was
Speaker 1: the same year, the same year. It's the same. It's
Speaker 1: on par with La Danian Domminson's video too. All right? Uh,
Speaker 1: Ethan in Detroit says with WrestleMania being announced in l
Speaker 1: A one, are you guys, who's your favorite wrestler? And
Speaker 1: will I see you guys at wrestle Media, Ethan, I
Speaker 1: would love to go. If I get free tickets, I
Speaker 1: will go. Um. But I was a huge fan of
Speaker 1: wrestling as a kid. Not too much into it now.
Speaker 1: But my favorite all time wrestler is Russa. I love
Speaker 1: russefis a Mallemlsia guy, and that's my guy. What about you, Gascar.
Speaker 1: I was a big fan of the Attitude era, and
Speaker 1: I mean I grew up watching Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior.
Speaker 1: But my My two favorite were Stone Cold and The Rock. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have to tell the story sometime the night I
Speaker 1: was a celebrity w w E manager at an event
Speaker 1: in southern California and an event where George the Animals Steel,
Speaker 1: the late Great George the Animal Steel wrestling legend was
Speaker 1: on the card and I was part of that and
Speaker 1: it was awesome. I got to hang out in the
Speaker 1: locker room with all these guys. It was great memories.
Speaker 1: What were you wearing? Were you wearing anything that was
Speaker 1: like with some pizzazz? Now I just had like they
Speaker 1: told us to wear a suit, So I had like
Speaker 1: a suit and I looked ridiculous because I didn't fit
Speaker 1: in it. It's too small the outs now it's now
Speaker 1: it's too big. Before was too small. Richard in Ottawa writes,
Speaker 1: and he says, why is it that tennis players apologize
Speaker 1: to their opponent when their ball clips the top of
Speaker 1: the net and falls over the net for a point,
Speaker 1: Yet baseball pitchers will hit a batter with a ninety
Speaker 1: plus mine hour fastball and never apologize. It has always
Speaker 1: perplexed me. That's from Richard and Ottoma. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: guess baseball players are just douchebags and tennis players are
Speaker 1: over there isn't because tennis is uh, you know, kind
Speaker 1: of an uppity, uppity sport. You're supposed to be like,
Speaker 1: you know, good sportsmanship is demanded in that situation, right,
Speaker 1: and you get condemned if you don't play by the rules,
Speaker 1: you're vilified. Yeah, it's it's pure on service though. I
Speaker 1: think that's one of the things that you look for
Speaker 1: is that if a guy is serving, it's over a
Speaker 1: hundred miles an hour, you're you're expecting the heat to
Speaker 1: come your way, and if it gets tied up in
Speaker 1: the net, then I mean, obviously that's a fault anyway,
Speaker 1: but you know, if it's on a backhand or forehand
Speaker 1: while they're valling around, that's a little bit different. Whatever. Alright,
Speaker 1: Clinton Oklahoma says, what did you think of the first
Speaker 1: week of the XFL And have you picked the team
Speaker 1: to support? Yeah, we've covered that on the show, Clint,
Speaker 1: I don't have a team. I'm a gambler. Whoever I
Speaker 1: bet on I was gonna pick the l a team,
Speaker 1: but the Wildcat's nickname is so lame. I can't support
Speaker 1: a team called the Wildcats, so screw them. Until they
Speaker 1: change that name. I do like the fact they fired
Speaker 1: the defensive coordinator after one game. John in San Diego says,
Speaker 1: over under on how many seasons the XFL last, over
Speaker 1: under one and a half, I'm gonna take the over.
Speaker 1: Vince McMahon has budgeted for three years, and they have
Speaker 1: TV deals, and as long as the TV people are interested,
Speaker 1: the thing's gonna stick around. What is the most ridiculous
Speaker 1: thing you've ever seen in Vegas? That is from Jordan's
Speaker 1: That is the last question from the grab bag. Most
Speaker 1: ridiculous thing you've seen in Vegas probably Fremont Street, the
Speaker 1: guy walking around with his sock on his junk, and
Speaker 1: that's it. That would be I would think the craziest thing. Um,
Speaker 1: I saw Ron Jeremy, Oh boy with a table full
Speaker 1: of cord just women, like absolutely gorgeous. I just thought
Speaker 1: to myself, what the fuck I mean? These weren't even tens,
Speaker 1: These were like eleven or twelves. But it was a table.
Speaker 1: I mean obviously he was probably picking up the tab anyway.
Speaker 1: Uh that didn't like him for his personality. Um I
Speaker 1: saw that, and uh did see Well, yeah, I'll go there.
Speaker 1: Ron Jeremy would just uh, a table full of littered
Speaker 1: women that were just amazingly hot. I've told you off
Speaker 1: the I don't know if I've said this on the microphone,
Speaker 1: probably not. But I was driving when I had an
Speaker 1: apartment in Hollywood. I got stuck in gridlocked traffic on
Speaker 1: Hollywood Boulevard. There was some construction they had closed the street.
Speaker 1: So I'm driving down Hollywood Boulevard. I'm very upset. This
Speaker 1: in the days before you know, cell phones and all
Speaker 1: that stuff, yeah in your car, and it was a
Speaker 1: long time ago. So I'm going about a mile every
Speaker 1: ten minutes if I'm lucky doing that. And there's a
Speaker 1: pay phone because this is in the era where pay
Speaker 1: phones existed, And this little strip mall on Hollywood Boulevard,
Speaker 1: and I see this, like, uh, this fat looking kind
Speaker 1: of bald thing with greasy hair in the back, guy
Speaker 1: in a Hawaiian shirt on the pay phone, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, people start honking and waving, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is that guy? And sure enough I
Speaker 1: got closer and it was the great entertainer Ron Jeremy
Speaker 1: making a phone call on a pay phone in Hollywood
Speaker 1: on Hollywood Bothlevard, and people were googling and ogling ron Jeremy.
Speaker 1: Was he disheveled, totally disje Yeah, totally disheveled, just a
Speaker 1: complete mess. Oh that's great. How old is he now?
Speaker 1: He's gotta be Usually porn actors don't make it that old.
Speaker 1: But he's got to get be getting up there at
Speaker 1: this point, right, Yeah, I don't know. I mean I
Speaker 1: would say on the birthday March twelfth, nineteen fifty's who's
Speaker 1: in his sixties? Right? Yeah, that's he's still he's still
Speaker 1: humming away in more ways than one. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: study this five ft six Yeah, but everyone imporn smaller
Speaker 1: because the camera makes you look bigger, important, and some
Speaker 1: summer cards. It's important, all right, study this real or bullshit?
Speaker 1: These are actual studies. How much money did you spend
Speaker 1: or are you planning on spend? Because we're recording this
Speaker 1: before Valentine's Day? How much money are you gonna spend
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day for your significant another guest? Any want
Speaker 1: to answer that? Don't it? I'm gonna say. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say forty five dollars? Alright, Well, according to the new survey,
Speaker 1: they say people together less than six months will spend
Speaker 1: an average of seven hundred dollars on Valentine's Day, seven ars.
Speaker 1: But people who have been together for over twenty years,
Speaker 1: you know how much they spend? Nothing close sixty four dollars. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my forty five wasn't that far off. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you're doing at the time. I don't know you've
Speaker 1: been with your significant other for twenty years. I had
Speaker 1: no idea I buy. I buy gifts from my sisters,
Speaker 1: Is that right, sisters, mom nieces? Well this, let me
Speaker 1: point out that this year, guest on this year, I
Speaker 1: told my wife, I said, you know, we just dropped
Speaker 1: twenty dollars for you on Valentine I don't get fucking
Speaker 1: sheep on her. Dude, I said, the kitchen's gonna probably
Speaker 1: cost about twenty grand by the time it's all done.
Speaker 1: So there you go. That's a weasel. That's a weasel
Speaker 1: right there. Nobody's too. As I've been together with her longer,
Speaker 1: we've now we're just like, don't don't buy me anything.
Speaker 1: Just you know, let's go I have a nice meal
Speaker 1: somewhere or something like that. A new study from finder
Speaker 1: dot com right shows that blank percent of men will
Speaker 1: buy a Valentine's gift for more than one part partner. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say California should be higher. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: you're very very close. You you did not go over,
Speaker 1: so you do win the showcase showdown. Thirty five point
Speaker 1: five percent. Thirty five point five percent of dudes are
Speaker 1: buying Valentine's Day gifts for more than one little lady.
Speaker 1: But that, uh, what percentage of women will buy gifts
Speaker 1: from multiple partners? About that? Say half? So I'll say
Speaker 1: like seventeen. Close. Again of the ladies have a little
Speaker 1: side action going as well. So how many gifts are
Speaker 1: you buying this year? Guests? You buying a lot of
Speaker 1: gifts there. Yeah, I get families big, so i'd say
Speaker 1: nine nine gifts. Nine you have to buy family gifts
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day? What do you buy? Candy or something? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the I got the little nieces. I'll do
Speaker 1: like the chocolate. I'll do the edible arrangement. So I'll
Speaker 1: do like the chocolate covered strawberries and apples and bananas.
Speaker 1: It was always good, I mean not like um, you know,
Speaker 1: I wish we had those like flower sponsors and that's
Speaker 1: a good deal. Usually on the radio. They have the
Speaker 1: flower around this time. It's a it's a really good deal.
Speaker 1: They advertise on radio, but I'm not going to promote
Speaker 1: them because they don't advertise on my show. We used
Speaker 1: to do. We used to have that and I don't
Speaker 1: know if you remember the spots we used to have
Speaker 1: late at night. We used to have Cougar Love. Oh yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's the Yeah, the Cougars are coming. The Cougars Are
Speaker 1: Coming was a website to try to get young guys
Speaker 1: to date Mrs Robinson. Yeah, oh yeah. We had so
Speaker 1: much fun. That was such a ridiculous advertising campaign, but
Speaker 1: it was hilarious at the same time. It was I
Speaker 1: don't is that still around? Probably, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard any advertising a long time. It's like
Speaker 1: they got a lot of venture capital. When they launched
Speaker 1: a lot of venture capital, they were going for it.
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Speaker 1: You'd like this one with Love in the Air This
Speaker 1: weekend with Valentine's Day weekend. This is great. So there
Speaker 1: was a survey that reviewed the most Googled relationship questions
Speaker 1: in each state, and uh, you know what. The most
Speaker 1: popular question in these states was guest, what do you
Speaker 1: think the most? The most popular Google relationship question that
Speaker 1: you know you asked Google was what is your political affiliation? No? No,
Speaker 1: it was how to break up? How to break up?
Speaker 1: People are asking Google how to break up? This is
Speaker 1: in New York Connecticut. Eleven states picked how to break
Speaker 1: a cup as the most Google relationship question. That's good.
Speaker 1: We live in a day and age though that people
Speaker 1: usually do it via text now anyway, I know, well
Speaker 1: that relating to that. California and Florida, the number one
Speaker 1: relationship question was when the text back? That's that's like
Speaker 1: the new Remember when you know, I was younger, it
Speaker 1: was like, you know, when do you call somebody if
Speaker 1: they give you the number, you know you're supposed to
Speaker 1: call them right away? Do you wait three days? Is
Speaker 1: it the three day rule? But now it's so instantaneous
Speaker 1: with the text message, like you know, if the other
Speaker 1: person received the text message unless they have their block. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's I mean, you know what I'm saying, you
Speaker 1: can't really wait, it's it's different. I feel bad. It's
Speaker 1: difficult now because they know that they sent it, and
Speaker 1: they know when you read it most of the time,
Speaker 1: and especially because you have the other locators, like you
Speaker 1: have Instagram that people will track you on Facebook, Twitter,
Speaker 1: and then you get the professional stockers that will look
Speaker 1: at you on LinkedIn, so sure you're you're covered all
Speaker 1: the way around. I also think that it's based on
Speaker 1: age group to right, Like I'd be more prone to
Speaker 1: not respond immediately if I was in my younger twenties. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're a douchebag, you know. But I mean it's
Speaker 1: just you know, you know, I mean you're just a
Speaker 1: douche know, but it's like practice, right, Like you're just
Speaker 1: swinging for the fences every single time when you're you're
Speaker 1: younger twenties. Yeah, you're just trying to spread your seed
Speaker 1: and you don't really care you well, yeah, like you
Speaker 1: weren't either, assholet. I wasn't successful at it. That was fine,
Speaker 1: But I wasn't successful at it. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Yeah, I tried. I drove all over the place.
Speaker 1: There was no such thing as geographically undesirable when I
Speaker 1: was at that age. But now it's like, if you're
Speaker 1: not within driving distance, I'm you know, please come. How
Speaker 1: far have you driven for a piece? Uh? Well, Santa
Speaker 1: Barbara from from the O c Uh yeah, San Diego,
Speaker 1: but that you know, I worked down there, So was
Speaker 1: it worth it? No, that's not it was not worth it.
Speaker 1: It's a long drive back. Let's see some more of
Speaker 1: these questions. How about Nevada and Florida? Oh, this is
Speaker 1: very romantic. The question they asked Google the most most
Speaker 1: googled relationship question? Am I in love? That wonderful if
Speaker 1: you got to ask? Now, this one's embarrassing. Five states,
Speaker 1: five states? Guests gone, I'm gonna tell you what was said.
Speaker 1: And let's see if you can guess the five states. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: these are most Google relationship questions. How to kiss? What's
Speaker 1: the question? Take the five states? You gotta get at
Speaker 1: least two of the five here. You should get. One
Speaker 1: is very easy. Can I guess what is Utah? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's the easiest one. We love our friends in Utah,
Speaker 1: but a little a little behind in some areas and
Speaker 1: more advanced in other areas. But yeah, that was the
Speaker 1: number one Google. The relationship question in in Utah was
Speaker 1: how to kiss? Yeah, I want to take a shot
Speaker 1: at one of the other states. Um, I can't do
Speaker 1: the Bible Belts. Yeah, it's not the Bible Belt. Can
Speaker 1: I do? We'll just robb to the couple of caucuses
Speaker 1: that just transpired. How about New Hampshire? No, not New Hampshire. Okay, yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the other ones that we don't have
Speaker 1: a ton of time. The other states that asked how
Speaker 1: to kiss is the most popular question were, in addition
Speaker 1: to you taught, Delaware, Idaho, Wyoming, and Alaska. All right,
Speaker 1: because it's not a lot not a lot of women
Speaker 1: in Alaska. So I guess the guys are like, how
Speaker 1: do I kiss? I gotta do it right? All right?
Speaker 1: How about this? Nearly forty percent of young Americans are
Speaker 1: claiming that they want to get married, but they're not
Speaker 1: getting married because of debt. Do you believe that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I believe it. Yeah. I tend to believe it too.
Speaker 1: I just you don't want to excuse also, but it is.
Speaker 1: But you don't want to go into a marriage where
Speaker 1: you're chasing, right, like you're trying to chase the bill
Speaker 1: like I didn't. I didn't get married in my late
Speaker 1: twenties because I didn't want to put our relationship and
Speaker 1: a potential marriage in in the red, you know, Like
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be where I'm chasing a degree,
Speaker 1: chasing a career, being in debt, and at the same
Speaker 1: time trying to appease a wife or not appeas of a
Speaker 1: a wife, but have a fruitful relationship where you're around
Speaker 1: all the time or at least enough, and to maximize it,
Speaker 1: like I would never want to do that to somebody else.
Speaker 1: And then if you plan on having kids, then it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta pick the wife and a kid or your
Speaker 1: career at least some dreams. So I never thought. I
Speaker 1: never thought I was gonna get married at all, because
Speaker 1: I mean, I had such a terrible time dating. I like,
Speaker 1: that's never gonna happen. So I never even worried about that.
Speaker 1: I and I had saved. I had saved every check.
Speaker 1: I never spent any money, so I had a ton
Speaker 1: of money and no debt that you ate out all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, but I was one person. I made
Speaker 1: for five I was doing mid days in l A,
Speaker 1: making an s load of money. Uh, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: What happened that the amount of I made more money
Speaker 1: then that I make now as I growed up and
Speaker 1: I sucked at radio then and I made more money.
Speaker 1: What happened? What do you mean what happened? Like? Why
Speaker 1: did you move from that spot to where you're at now? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: I took some real estate advice from Tom Looney and
Speaker 1: that set me back quite a bit. And uh you know,
Speaker 1: I made some bad decisions along the way, and the
Speaker 1: rest assistant. That's why you need blind Scott in your corner.
Speaker 1: Blind Scott. He advised me to buy all these shares
Speaker 1: of a weed stock. The only weed stock that went
Speaker 1: belly up is the one blind Scott recommended. The stock
Speaker 1: was like ten dollars a share, and now it's worth
Speaker 1: a dollar forty asshole, fuck him anyway. A new study
Speaker 1: conducted at the Ohio State University finds that audiences of
Speaker 1: movies enjoy blank much more than forgiveness, the blank vengeance. Okay,
Speaker 1: that also said the trailers. This is this falls into
Speaker 1: the same basket as what I always get when people say, Hey, Mollard,
Speaker 1: you're too negative on your radio. You know, I can't
Speaker 1: listen and I always respond by saying that when you
Speaker 1: do radio, part of you you want to be entertaining.
Speaker 1: I think the most important thing is to be entertaining,
Speaker 1: and that's important, but you also have to engage the audience.
Speaker 1: And people do not respond to positivity. They don't if
Speaker 1: I go on and say everything's great, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's wonderful, it's rainbows and lollypops and puppy dogs and
Speaker 1: little babies, who the hell is gonna react. No one's
Speaker 1: gonna react to that. There is no no room for
Speaker 1: too much positivity, and there's no room for not having
Speaker 1: strong opinions. You've gotta have strong opinions. And most good
Speaker 1: strong opinions are from a negative perspective. And why do
Speaker 1: you think the the political and news realm right now
Speaker 1: is the way it is? Like it's all yeah, like
Speaker 1: CNN and these networks. They they say, oh, I can't
Speaker 1: stand Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the greatest thing that
Speaker 1: has happened ever for cable television news. It is. It's wonderful.
Speaker 1: He is the gift. They they say they don't want
Speaker 1: him to get elected again. But I promise you, behind
Speaker 1: closed doors, if you gave these people true serum, they
Speaker 1: would absolutely, absolutely say yes, I would like this guy
Speaker 1: to be reelected, because that's four more years of ratings gold. Anyway,
Speaker 1: what else do we have? All? Right, let's see here,
Speaker 1: this is a good one. Guest, got what percentage of
Speaker 1: Americans with romantic partners make an effort to hide their
Speaker 1: unhealthy eating habits from their better halves? So this is
Speaker 1: like that late night snack or whatnot. I'll say, I'll
Speaker 1: say it's a small one. I'll say it's like no
Speaker 1: bad job by you say they make unhealthy dietary choices
Speaker 1: behind their partners back. Why most people let themselves go
Speaker 1: once they get into a relationship that's long term. But
Speaker 1: you don't want like, like, you know, telling you occasionally
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm on a pretty strict die. But on the weekend,
Speaker 1: sometimes when my wife's you know, doing something, I'll go
Speaker 1: in the back and take a big handful of eminem's,
Speaker 1: you know. But she she finds out because she she
Speaker 1: can she can tell the eminem smell. Why would you
Speaker 1: do that anyway? Why not? I like eminem, peanut Eminem.
Speaker 1: She didn't go hide in the backyard and get away
Speaker 1: from your wife to go eat some eminem. No, But
Speaker 1: I mean I'm pretty good, Like during I'm pretty strangent
Speaker 1: on my diet. Is is you know that's the question,
Speaker 1: why would you go to the back? Are you embarrassed
Speaker 1: for eating Eminem's? Well no, but I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe I should probably should be doing this, But you know,
Speaker 1: whatever I do, it get like a fucking crack addict.
Speaker 1: I love peanut Eminem's. I get a big thing of
Speaker 1: him at Costco and we have him in the house
Speaker 1: and that's on my cheek. Okay, so she knows that
Speaker 1: you bought those anyway, I mean exactly, So it's not
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not really like I'm not going out
Speaker 1: and eating a fried turkey behind your back or something
Speaker 1: like that after you lost your phone in some stupid brush.
Speaker 1: But that's after the fact. But what I mean, do
Speaker 1: you guys do peanut butter Eminem's and then maybe like
Speaker 1: a a some liquorice like the red We like the
Speaker 1: peanut butter, the Reese's cups wonderful. Great? Uh? Are you
Speaker 1: guys doing girl Scout cookies now since it's the season?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, my my wife bought a bunch
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, don't do that. I can't eat
Speaker 1: that crap, you know, but I can't. I mean, oh
Speaker 1: my god, hold on, sa see if you can dude
Speaker 1: that that I am holding these are lemons. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: I love the lemonades these girl Scouts? Who makes these?
Speaker 1: By the way, he's made in a sweatshop somewhere. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But but yeah, So this is actually Mike Harmon,
Speaker 1: who is like he's like the Godfather. He's like Uncle
Speaker 1: Mike with the with the Girl Scout cookies. He's like
Speaker 1: he knows that different Girl Scout troops have different cookies
Speaker 1: available depending on region, and he's like such a cookie
Speaker 1: girl Scout cookie expert that he scouts this stuff out
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, kind of, there's two different kinds
Speaker 1: of lemon cookies. Which ones do you like? Ben So
Speaker 1: I told myself, I like ones with the frosting on
Speaker 1: the back of the lemonade. Yeah, those are good. He said,
Speaker 1: I'll get you some huck up and said, no, you
Speaker 1: don't need to do that. And Mike don't do that.
Speaker 1: He's got a couple of daughters that hustle man, so
Speaker 1: that's good. It's great. And he's and he's like buying
Speaker 1: them and trading them with the Girl Scout troops in
Speaker 1: his area like he knows it's it's wild. He's got
Speaker 1: a hole, He's got a whole system. Barnard Barnard transaction
Speaker 1: going on with Bards hustling man. Now every package of
Speaker 1: Girl Scout Cookies it says, do not resell. People resell
Speaker 1: these things all the time. There's a whole black market
Speaker 1: for Girl Scout cookies. There is. I will admit this
Speaker 1: to you. Um. The new season, the final season of
Speaker 1: Homeland just came out on on Sunday last Sunday, and
Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to watch it live because
Speaker 1: I was working. I bought some thin Minton Girl Scout
Speaker 1: Cookies frozen and I ate the entire box during a
Speaker 1: sixty minute episode of of Homeland just a couple of
Speaker 1: nights ago. I mean, you just can't stop breaking good
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, that's probably what I'll be doing this weekend.
Speaker 1: I'll be while I'll be binging on Curb your Enthusiasm
Speaker 1: or something else, and just challenge down down on those things.
Speaker 1: A couple more we gotta get. There's some other stuff
Speaker 1: we must get to in time. Is of the essence
Speaker 1: what percentage of Americans say a dad bod indicates a
Speaker 1: man who's comfortable in their own skin. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: cut and a half. Fifty eight percent of Americans think
Speaker 1: a dad bod is someone who's comfortable on their own skin.
Speaker 1: That confidence is king and all that. How about this?
Speaker 1: Nearly four and five, both both women and men, seventy
Speaker 1: percent believe a dad bought as a sign of a
Speaker 1: man who is again confident and and they like, how
Speaker 1: about that something who aspire to the dad body? What
Speaker 1: is the equivalent of a dad bod for a female?
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking the same thing I would.
Speaker 1: I had two This is a two part questions. So
Speaker 1: how about this? Think of that that one? Maybe more
Speaker 1: junn the trunk. Maybe I don't know. Okay, So what's
Speaker 1: the male equivalent of a female that gets uh harrack done?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I I don't know. Is there a male equipment?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could get your Johnson extended,
Speaker 1: but you can't really show that off. Yeah. Uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Do people do guys get asked in plants
Speaker 1: like women get no? But I knew I do know.
Speaker 1: Guys get caffine plants? Who knows? God? Really? Yeah? Your
Speaker 1: boy Tom Looney. Doesn't he have those the TV Dennis
Speaker 1: Tom Looney. Yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: examine his legs like you, you'll have to give me lessons. Well, guys,
Speaker 1: nowadays they're taking a ton of h G H. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of steroids and h G H and
Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah. Absolutely, I don't know. What is the
Speaker 1: what is the female equivalent of a dad? Bod? Email
Speaker 1: us the text us send us messages? Whatever? How about
Speaker 1: this one? How many parents are giving their babies outrageous,
Speaker 1: outlandish names because of blank? Game of Thrones? No, why
Speaker 1: don't I take another guy? Um? Star Wars. It's something
Speaker 1: that we all use every day in our lives. Torush,
Speaker 1: what's that toothbrush? No? Social media? Yeah, they are creating
Speaker 1: made up baby names, these parents, these younger parents, because
Speaker 1: they want their child to have their own Twitter account
Speaker 1: and Facebook page and all that. They don't want the
Speaker 1: name taken. And if your name is Don Johnson or
Speaker 1: you know, Bob Smith, chances are you're not gonna get
Speaker 1: your own account. And they so respondent believe a unique
Speaker 1: name will help their children stand out on social media.
Speaker 1: I believe that. I mean there's there's parents, especially in
Speaker 1: the Asian markets, that will pimp out their kids. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: remember the story didn we tell the story on the
Speaker 1: on the podcast about the the woman that had a
Speaker 1: whole cottage business giving baby names American baby names to
Speaker 1: uh people in Asia? Yeah, that one. And then there's kids.
Speaker 1: There's kids that have their own YouTube channels are like
Speaker 1: for TikTok the social media app, and their pimps, their
Speaker 1: parents on their pimps. Their parents actually control like the
Speaker 1: settings and and obviously what they're bringing in so they
Speaker 1: monetize these platforms. And then ben there's kids that get
Speaker 1: shot opening presents like Christmas presents or birthday presents, and
Speaker 1: it's like a whole channel of kids that are making
Speaker 1: money off of their reaction by opening these gifts the world.
Speaker 1: If I ever have a kid out, mean, that's gonna
Speaker 1: pop that kid right on camera, boom, from birth, from
Speaker 1: cradle to grave. Gonna make sure it's verified though, right, yeah, exactly. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's do we gotta come up. I just do one
Speaker 1: more and we can save some of these down the line.
Speaker 1: What percentage actually eighty percent, I'll do percent of Americans
Speaker 1: between the ages of eighteen and thirty four have never
Speaker 1: done what drugs? Drugs? Uh? No, how about never eating
Speaker 1: a big Mac? Do you believe that that sucks? That
Speaker 1: seems impossible to McDonald's is everywhere everywhere world wide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this is just in America, but most people, when
Speaker 1: you're a little kid, your parents take you to get
Speaker 1: the Happy Meal, and you you grow up with McDonald's,
Speaker 1: so you eventually master the big Mac. Right. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: progression for me was always the chicken McNuggets as as
Speaker 1: a kid in the Happy Meal, and then it went yeah,
Speaker 1: big Mac, double quarter pounder. And then I went to
Speaker 1: Carlison Jr. I defected. Then there was nothing but a
Speaker 1: double Western bacon cheeseburger, and I have that to this day.
Speaker 1: You still have the bacon that number four I call it.
Speaker 1: It used to be ben. Back in the day, a
Speaker 1: number four super size was five dollars and five cents.
Speaker 1: Today it's overall eleven dollars. Oh I know, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: uh well. I used to go to Tito's Tacos. I
Speaker 1: get like our favorite taco place. I go in there
Speaker 1: and I would get like five tacos for like you know,
Speaker 1: eight bucks or something like that. Now it's like twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars or something like that. It's just ridiculous. And
Speaker 1: do you remember the big Max song they had back
Speaker 1: in the day. Remember that? No, I don't don't. It's
Speaker 1: before your time. I got you? All right, what do
Speaker 1: we have? Don't stick to sports stories of the week?
Speaker 1: Well how about this though? Can I nind of dip
Speaker 1: into me being a great wingman? Well it's you're being
Speaker 1: the narcissist, so of course you want to dip into that. Sure, well,
Speaker 1: we gotta do this. This is a great story. And
Speaker 1: since we're talking about social media, um, you have you
Speaker 1: have now activated an Instagram account? Yes, yes, I have
Speaker 1: an Instagram account. Please follow me on Instagram. I tried
Speaker 1: to hook up the Instagram page to the Facebook page.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gone very well. But uh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's Ben Maller on Fox. Is my Instagram page.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm new on there. Yeah. Yeah, because there's another
Speaker 1: one with your name on it too, so you get
Speaker 1: that's not it's yeah, okay, So I bring that up
Speaker 1: because of this, Like I'm not really like. Instagram has
Speaker 1: its purposes for for many of things, for many of people,
Speaker 1: and when it comes to to my account, I'm usually
Speaker 1: not the most trustworthy because I will send like memes
Speaker 1: or videos or pictures to my friends at any given
Speaker 1: time and they'll do the same to me. Well, there's
Speaker 1: a buddy of mine that lives in San Diego. I'll
Speaker 1: call him Danny Um. He's been dating this this girl
Speaker 1: for less than six months. I think it's like three
Speaker 1: or four months. And typically when we exchange messages on Instagram,
Speaker 1: it's usually stupid videos like car crashes or you know,
Speaker 1: people like falling from hang gliding crap like that. But
Speaker 1: at times will send like you know, the booty bumpers,
Speaker 1: the models, the Instagram models, and a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: So a couple of nights ago, ben I was peppering
Speaker 1: him with just a bunch of pictures of all these
Speaker 1: hot women and he wasn't responding, so I just kept
Speaker 1: doing it into the night. I come to find out
Speaker 1: the next day that his girlfriend saw all these messages
Speaker 1: and thought, like, what the fuck is this guy like
Speaker 1: cheating on me already in the relationship. And the guy
Speaker 1: confessed he flatt told her like, hey, my buddy and
Speaker 1: I like we always do this, da da, And she
Speaker 1: started scrolling through the pictures I sent. This was last weekend.
Speaker 1: Ben on a Saturday night when this all erupted. The
Speaker 1: girlfriend thought all the women that I sent were hot.
Speaker 1: They went out on a date that same night and
Speaker 1: she said to him, pick a girl. She picked a
Speaker 1: girl that he wanted and they took her home. What. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was unfucking believable. He's I had no bullshit, I
Speaker 1: need videos, let's go oeo. It was, come all, wait
Speaker 1: a mint because not only for him? Okay, so maybe
Speaker 1: she's a bit of a freaky freaky la. No idea?
Speaker 1: What he had, no idea? Wait a minute, I'm dead.
Speaker 1: Come on, but how do you circumvent? And you gotta
Speaker 1: get the other party to agree to it? Come on, dude,
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I was baffled. I was pissed,
Speaker 1: and I was baffled. It was unbelievable. And the guy
Speaker 1: is not even like that. But all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he was, that's crazy, man. I'm glad to know that you.
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one you spam my phone. You
Speaker 1: other your other friends get spam from you all the time.
Speaker 1: But I said, you like food pictures, which is different
Speaker 1: because that's yeah, because I'm yeah, you're an asshole. I'm
Speaker 1: fast thing. I eat like two meals during the week.
Speaker 1: I eat like on Tuesday and Thursday. During the week.
Speaker 1: I don't eat Monday, I don't eat Wednesday, I don't
Speaker 1: eat Friday or not till Friday night. But I'd skip
Speaker 1: and uh, And I got you el Donkey over there
Speaker 1: sending me photos of these massive cheeseburgers and tacos, and
Speaker 1: I mean it's just outrageous. It's a good alright, So
Speaker 1: we're not sticking to sports. How about this one? A
Speaker 1: woman celebrating her twenties six birthday, Uh, suffered quite a burn. Ben.
Speaker 1: She actually went to a hibachi restaurant kind of like
Speaker 1: Benny Hanna's out here in Los Angeles when the grill
Speaker 1: exploded on both her and the chef. They both caught
Speaker 1: fire on the night of her birthday from a habbachi grill. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And where were they in a restaurant? Yeah? They were
Speaker 1: at the Kimono Japanese Steakhouse in Paragold, Arkansas. How about that?
Speaker 1: Not to go there? They get bad habachis in Arkansass
Speaker 1: What you're saying, Yeah, have you ever been with Beny Hanna?
Speaker 1: I have never been. I was always offended because my
Speaker 1: name was in it, you know, Benny Hannah, and I
Speaker 1: was I was bothered by that. I've heard it's great, though,
Speaker 1: I'd like to go. I've never been to a Benny Hannah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That they cook the food at the table right on
Speaker 1: the habachi. That's it's like giant flat grill. Yes, and
Speaker 1: they have like the rice, they have the meats, the
Speaker 1: fishes that she do order. Um. Yeah, they get a
Speaker 1: big aims and stuff. They do a dessert on the
Speaker 1: table as well, So all kinds of things going on
Speaker 1: with that. But yeah, that's a good experience. A little pricey,
Speaker 1: but it's all good. You can survive it. Um. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was an interesting experience for her. She'd have a
Speaker 1: good lawsuit. It was like a big chain restaurant. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's a chain restaurant. So she's not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to get up too much money because I'm
Speaker 1: guessing they don't have I thought have insurance, So I
Speaker 1: guess you can sue the insurance and get money that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to right, it's she signed some waiver release
Speaker 1: like hey, if you're gonna have dinner here, you're gonna
Speaker 1: watch your face is gonna be on caught on fire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, well, listen, there's a you can sue for
Speaker 1: anything any place anywhere, make tons of money like crab,
Speaker 1: or not make any money and frivol Listen they throw
Speaker 1: it out. How about this? What about who who emailed
Speaker 1: you earlier? For Massachusetts? We had a couple of people
Speaker 1: Fall River. We had I don't know, I get to
Speaker 1: go back and look here Skip and Fall River, mass
Speaker 1: We had your buddy there, Brian and north Bridge man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so how about this one, Ben, I don't know how
Speaker 1: many how good your first dates have ever been? But
Speaker 1: a woman in Massachusetts became we'll say the wheelman. She
Speaker 1: went on a date with a guy after they had
Speaker 1: connected on a dating app and lo and behold. During
Speaker 1: the date, she became the unexpected getaway driver after the
Speaker 1: guy that she met robbed a bank while on their date?
Speaker 1: Is that the story that she wanted to tell the
Speaker 1: police that I've never met this guy? And yeah, so
Speaker 1: the guy pleaded guilty. Did it work? What did what work?
Speaker 1: Did she get out of having to go to jail
Speaker 1: for being the getaway driver? Yeah? The guy got three
Speaker 1: years in prison plus a couple of years uh probation
Speaker 1: as well, the woman wasn't charged, but obviously she's got
Speaker 1: a great story to tell as as being the the
Speaker 1: accomplice or at least as soon as you put it,
Speaker 1: like you put a gun to her head or something
Speaker 1: like that, is it? Uh? No, in all story, I
Speaker 1: guess what she did was she told the police that
Speaker 1: she picked him up from his parents house UH in
Speaker 1: Rhode Island. They drove thirty miles to UH to Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: They had some wine in the passenger seat of her car,
Speaker 1: um and then basically they they were going somewhere and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he got out of the car,
Speaker 1: went to a bank and UH and robbed it only
Speaker 1: for a thousand dollars too. He had a gun hat. Listen,
Speaker 1: if you're going to rob a bank and go to
Speaker 1: jail for three years, you've got to get more than
Speaker 1: a thousand bucks out of it. What are you doing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she didn't know what was going on. So like after
Speaker 1: he robbed the bank, he ran back in the car,
Speaker 1: was like, hey, let's go. She had no idea what
Speaker 1: was going on, panicked and then drove off. So wow,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Have you ever had any kind of
Speaker 1: traumatic first dates? Have I? Yeah? I was on a
Speaker 1: first date and uh, and there was a shooting at
Speaker 1: the end of the date. I was taking the date
Speaker 1: back to her, walking through the car, and there was
Speaker 1: a shooting that took place, and all these people come
Speaker 1: running down the street. Whether these women are wearing their
Speaker 1: like night the clubbing dresses, you know, and they had
Speaker 1: their shoes off, and they were running and screaming, and
Speaker 1: some guy had driven but I lived in Lincoln Heights
Speaker 1: and some guy had driven by and shot up this
Speaker 1: club and uh, and then drove down the street. All
Speaker 1: these people are running away and uh, screaming for their lives.
Speaker 1: And that was That was the last time I ever
Speaker 1: saw that. That woman. She was all right, my wife's hotter. So,
Speaker 1: oh god, how about this? What are your telltale signs?
Speaker 1: Little woman's pregnant. I'm gonna guess you feel kind of
Speaker 1: sick in the morning and your stomach becomes in large.
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, those are pretty good indicators, right,
Speaker 1: unless you're really car bloading. Um. A twenty nine year
Speaker 1: old woman gave birth prematurely on a city sidewalk, and
Speaker 1: when she did it and officers arrived, she told him
Speaker 1: she had no idea that she was pregnant. She stupid.
Speaker 1: Can you guess the state that's happened in? I don't know,
Speaker 1: give me a hit. It related to an answer I
Speaker 1: provided you earlier. That was number one answer. Oh, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: She went outside, observed, uh, observed something wasn't feeling great
Speaker 1: about herself, and then lo and behold um snap crackle pop.
Speaker 1: She had no idea. She told the police officers that
Speaker 1: she was pregnant, and then obviously she was in distress
Speaker 1: immediately as she heard some crime that was not from her.
Speaker 1: It was from her a little infant, but all as well.
Speaker 1: So she drinking and smoking and doing drugs the entire time.
Speaker 1: The kid was in the womb. I hope not right. Well,
Speaker 1: not's in Utah, man, That stuff doesn't. Probably you're drinking
Speaker 1: milk occasionally, though, she went rogue. Guest had chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: Have you ever dated a Mormon? No? I have not.
Speaker 1: I had more when I a kid growing up in
Speaker 1: the o C. There, I was friends with some Mormon kids,
Speaker 1: but I know I have never dated one. No, have you?
Speaker 1: Have you? I had a Vega story from with a Mormon.
Speaker 1: That's well, that's a one night stand. That's not really dated.
Speaker 1: I didn't I don't have sex with there, but it
Speaker 1: was a fun story anyways. Um, we got we got
Speaker 1: some other good things too. Uh all right, what else
Speaker 1: do you say I sent to you that story earlier? Um?
Speaker 1: The the majority of serial killers are Taurus. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: as a Taurus myself. I'm very proud of that. That
Speaker 1: And I wish I had known this when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. You know, why what do you like Steve
Speaker 1: bushemy in? Uh? Was it Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison?
Speaker 1: Wh he puts the lipstick on? He has that like
Speaker 1: murder sheet? Well? Well no. The reason I wish that
Speaker 1: I had known this study when I was a little
Speaker 1: kid is because I would have used it to my advantage. Boy. Now, seriously, right, women,
Speaker 1: most women like a bad boy. They like an outlaw.
Speaker 1: I can say, listen, you know, I'm pretty buttoned up
Speaker 1: and all that. But I'm a Taurist, which means I
Speaker 1: could be a serial killer. I have that in me. Right,
Speaker 1: come on, you don't want a nice guy, I'm a taurist.
Speaker 1: I seem like a nice guy, but at any moment
Speaker 1: I could become a serial killer. But that I don't know.
Speaker 1: How do I play for you because you're a bigger
Speaker 1: guy when you were younger. Yeah, but may it might
Speaker 1: have worked, you know, women just like a bad guy
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Like I looked at the list.
Speaker 1: Did you see the list? And it's like there's a lot.
Speaker 1: There's quantity, but not quality of serial killers. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I saw Jeffrey Dahmer was on there. Yeah, but Dahmer
Speaker 1: is not a tourist. But I don't think he's a tourist.
Speaker 1: Is no. But because it broke it down by months. O. J.
Speaker 1: Simpson wasn't even in there. Well he's he only killed two.
Speaker 1: That's not a serial killer. But John Wayne Gacy' is
Speaker 1: a famous one. He's a Pisces, right. Jeffrey Dahmer is
Speaker 1: a Gemini. By the way, Jeffrey Dahmer former Ohio State
Speaker 1: Buckeye Boom boom boom. How about that? Uh, they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't like to talk about Ted Bundy, Sagittarius. How
Speaker 1: about that? These are the most famous serial killers I
Speaker 1: could recall, Like the guys that are taurus Is are H. H. Holmes,
Speaker 1: who they says the first modern serial killer I've ever
Speaker 1: heard of him? The Hungford massacre. I don't know who
Speaker 1: that guy is, the person behind that, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know most of these people. The werewolf of Wistaria,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess a lot of these are
Speaker 1: in England. Maybe that's why I don't know who they are.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't take you for a killer anyway. You
Speaker 1: probably a hard time putting down an animal. I've killed
Speaker 1: a lot of radio, done a lot of bad things
Speaker 1: with radio, bled a lot of ears. How about this one? Um?
Speaker 1: This happened in Pennsylvania. An elementary school called the police
Speaker 1: after a kindergartener with Down syndrome made a finger gun
Speaker 1: and pointed at the teacher. Is that right? Yes, but
Speaker 1: this is a kid that's gotta do z You know,
Speaker 1: he's got a issue, technical issue, And what kind of
Speaker 1: moron that person should lose their job? You know, I'm
Speaker 1: usually not for people losing their job, but if you're
Speaker 1: that dumb, you're gonna call What are they trying to
Speaker 1: teach the kid a lesson or something like that? You
Speaker 1: will never do that again. So people will never do
Speaker 1: that again. So supposedly, she was following the district's threat
Speaker 1: assessment policy because a six year old child with Down
Speaker 1: syndrome made a gun gesture. I mean what, no throat
Speaker 1: slash like it has to be a gun gesture from
Speaker 1: a childhood down syndrome like that's UNFUSA at six exactly,
Speaker 1: the bunch of dummies, ridiculous. It's the it's the world
Speaker 1: we live in. These are the people teaching the next generations.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful. It's your people. Well, it happens in Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: So you don't hear that many good stories from Pennsylvania anyway, Right,
Speaker 1: mostly Florida. Most of that is Florida. It's a little
Speaker 1: low hanging for it. And I'm good with that. Um,
Speaker 1: are you good on my stories? How about that? Do
Speaker 1: you see je Bezos spot a new house? Um? Probably
Speaker 1: every day he buys a new house. No what what
Speaker 1: housed over a hundred forty six million dollars out here
Speaker 1: in the West coast. Fucking wait a hundred and forty
Speaker 1: six where's the house at? Uh? Well, I gotta look
Speaker 1: at the address or at least the location for Laurence
Speaker 1: Sanchez is a new girlfriend, right, Yes, I knew Lawrence
Speaker 1: Sad I dinner with Laurence Sanchez at the Laker games
Speaker 1: back at the Forum back in the day. How was she?
Speaker 1: How was she? Was she engaging? Was she nice? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a very bubbly personality. Um. Players loved her. They
Speaker 1: all wanted a date her. They were all hitting on her.
Speaker 1: Shock and that era of the Lakers. Um. But it's
Speaker 1: amazing to me that she's now they're getting married, right,
Speaker 1: or they got married or something like that. A hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty five million dollar house, you know, but she's
Speaker 1: like married to Bezo, So she's getting married dating probably
Speaker 1: we would you want to get married to him? Oh? Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm seeing like must have put a spell on him.
Speaker 1: That's wild, man. But she's a very attractive woman and
Speaker 1: all that. But that's like the biggest catch for like
Speaker 1: in the female gender. That's the that's the home run.
Speaker 1: That's the richest man in the world. Yeah, a hundred
Speaker 1: sixty five million dollar house in Beverly Hills. Does that
Speaker 1: include what's the h o A on that? Dude? Can
Speaker 1: you imagine? Because much like registration for like a Ferrari
Speaker 1: or a Lamborghini, I wonder what the homeowners insurances? I
Speaker 1: forget that. I wonder what the property one point of
Speaker 1: a hundred sixty five million dollars. Oh, my god, you
Speaker 1: do the math. That is insane. That is great, that
Speaker 1: is that is absolutely wild. You want to guess what
Speaker 1: his net worth? This? I know he sold some stock recently.
Speaker 1: I read that and that like affected it, But I
Speaker 1: don't know what is his network? Billion dollars billion? A
Speaker 1: billion is a hundred million, right? Yeah? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine? I don't know how many lives I
Speaker 1: would need to have to make that kind of coin.
Speaker 1: You never do what we do. We've never made. We
Speaker 1: do a free podcast, bro bonos. You would never make
Speaker 1: that kind of of money. But it's crazy. Imagine if
Speaker 1: you were like a high school buddy of bezos, you
Speaker 1: knew him growing up. Does he just cut your check?
Speaker 1: You know? Does he just randomly hand out money to people,
Speaker 1: especially tight wad? Yeah, especially if you were loyal to
Speaker 1: him or a good friend, like if you got punk
Speaker 1: back in the day, but you're the one guy like
Speaker 1: his white Knight that kind of rescued him or hung
Speaker 1: out with him. Yeah, I wonder if he was like
Speaker 1: a nerd in school and people like women wouldn't give
Speaker 1: him the time of day and all that, you know.
Speaker 1: But then the other thing about when you're when you're
Speaker 1: that rich, do you become overly suspicious, paranoid and do
Speaker 1: unreasonable things since you're worried that like a wormhole is
Speaker 1: gonna sweep you up and your dream life is gonna
Speaker 1: end at any moment. Yeah, if you became wealthy, be
Speaker 1: on beyond belief. Like I could imagine you like cutting
Speaker 1: your life off from everybody like me, just buying an
Speaker 1: island somewhere in the South Pacific and saying bye bye. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you deactivate every account that you own. An island,
Speaker 1: I'd have an island with a moat around the island,
Speaker 1: and I'd have armed guards. You can't have You can't
Speaker 1: have a moat without another piece of land on the
Speaker 1: other side, you dummy. No, I would put crocodiles and alligators.
Speaker 1: I've got it all figured out. I got it all
Speaker 1: figured out. Crocs or alligators, either one. You gotta have both,
Speaker 1: especially with the moat. Fu. Yeah, isn't Florida the only
Speaker 1: place where both of them are locals? That's correct? Fun
Speaker 1: fact about the gators. Well listen, Uh that is what
Speaker 1: we have for not sticking to sports again. Uh yeah, thanks,
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