WEBVTT - Love is in the Air, Everywhere 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.400 Boom. If you got four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.119 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.400 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:15.440 treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:19.560 rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:23.360 Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:29.240 with Ben Maller starts right now that he does. You 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:31.480 listen this. It's that time of the year. You're looking 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:33.320 for stuff to do on the weekends and you have 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:37.040 really reached the bottom of the barrel. The Fifth Hour, 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:39.879 which is a spinoff you should know by now of 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:44.720 the Overnight Show Here with myself, Ben and David Gascon 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.239 affectionately known on the Internet as Gagon, and we do 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:50.760 this show because we are asked to do the show. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:55.360 Four hours not enough, as we are literally in the 0:00:55.440 --> 0:01:00.480 air everywhere the digital air waves of podcasting, the hard 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:04.000 podcast Network as you have found us, were available wherever 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:08.360 you download your podcast, and I guess on here we 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:11.240 are back again. Now there is no XFL podcast. This 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.560 week we were debating whether or not to do an 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:17.640 XFL podcast, even though I went four and no documented 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.920 against the spread last week, we have decided to not 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.240 do it because this guy from Ottawa calls up and 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:24.720 we just do it on the radio show. So this 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.120 it's kind of just repeating the same stuff. So why 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.400 why bother? We can do it in five minutes instead 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:37.160 of an hour podcast. I don't hear you. Hello the fuck? 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.759 What the hell was that? That is what you call karma, 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:46.200 Ben mallor all of the gloating, the love the rose 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.400 pedals that you threw it. Keep trying, Ryan, Yeah, bastard 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:55.320 muted to my fucking microphone. I told him to make 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.560 me sound better, and he made me sound better. He 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:05.120 made me sound good. He followed instructions. That is unreal. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.720 He knows what the people want. He knows what the 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.560 people want. I'm like three times his size. I will 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.639 cut him the next time I see come across. The 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:17.400 very violent is very very violent there you. I'm channeling 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:20.840 my my inner daytime personelity here at Fox Sports Radio 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.000 as we speak. Anyways, four now, that's pretty damn good. 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.799 It's better than what you did to close out there. Yeah, 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:26.800 we're doing Wait are we doing a pickup? Is that 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.040 what we're doing? Of course we are. Okay, go ahead, 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:33.240 stupid four. No, an XFL set means what you need 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:34.840 two weeks just to kind of get an idea of 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.920 the lay of the land. Uh for betting lines and 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.720 for trends. No, I just completely. What I did is 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.440 I threw spaghetti against the wall and see, you know, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.080 if any strand of spaghetti stuck, that would be the 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.200 team that I would pick. Well, I was no different 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:52.080 than like the bear in the zoo that walks over 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:55.320 to the red colored box instead of the blue colored 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.280 box to pick the game. That was that kind of thing. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:01.160 So hopefully you threw at spaghetti against a room on 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.280 a wall that had tile on the bottom, because I 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:06.760 know your kitchen is not existent. And that's called a segue, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.440 and radio we call that a segment podcasting what do 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.359 we call on podcasting? I think we could call it 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:17.359 a yeah, crisis. So the menu, I don't I don't 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:18.519 know if we even need to do the man you 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:19.880 do we need to do the menu. We don't need to. 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:22.520 People don't care. No, people don't really care about that. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:26.560 But we have home cooking because yeah, the Mallard kitchen 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:32.360 catastrophe has continued here and this is the big weekend 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.360 and depending on when you download of this and you're 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.040 listening to the podcast. Chances are as you are listening 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:42.520 to this, there is a team of contractors in the 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:47.960 Mallard mansion finally putting the kitchen sink back in and 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:51.680 the the kitchen counters and all that stuff. It's been 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:57.000 almost two months and hopefully everything will be done in 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.640 the next like week. The kitchen counter is supposed to 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.960 come in this weekend, and then assuming they don't f 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:07.600 that up, and then there's a backsplash. This stuff is 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.600 so expensive. It's ridiculous how expensive all this stuff is. 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.240 And we're not even buying the most expensive stuff, and 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:17.480 it's just outrageously expensive. But I gotta tell you, guest, 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:20.520 you know, I have not been able to have my 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.840 diet work the way I want because even though I'm 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.960 only eating once every other day during the week, I'm 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:28.680 eating out. I've eaten out for the last two months. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:32.599 I despise eating out. Now I've eaten out everywhere I 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.440 want to eat. I don't like it. I want to 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.000 go an entire year. I told my wife, I said, 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.719 to pay off the kitchen. We are not going to 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.000 eat out for one solid year. It's not gonna happen. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.480 Every dollar that we would have spent on food is 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.839 gonna go to pan off the kitchen. So uh, And 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:49.720 I'm happy because I'm eating everywhere I want to eat. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.679 I've had every out the meal I want. I'm done. 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:54.760 I'm ready to just cook everything at home. That's it, 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.719 pizza and whatever else I can make. That. Yeah, that's 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.960 a bad sign for for the misses because you're not 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.560 a good cook. No, I'm a great cook, not just 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.880 I'm a wonderful cook. Philly cheese steak, I can make that, 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.680 wonderful chicken fingers. I'm an expert at that made you 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:10.200 beat your pizza. You bat your tongue and your lip 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:13.719 because of burnt pizza. Because the pizza was so fucking 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.600 good that I wanted to eat it. I don't want 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.200 to wait. Is that how you're trying to spend this thing? No, listen, 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:20.839 if I make up, you know what I'm gonna do. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.119 Now that I have the Graham going, I am gonna 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.720 be tweeting out and when the new kitchen gets done, 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:29.000 Mallard cooking one on one, how about that? Forget cooking 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.200 with Roberto. It's Mallard cooking. But you have a grill 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.440 in the backyard. So why can't you just grill your 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.120 food at home anyway? Because I have nowhere to wash 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.800 the dishes. You see how that works? Stupid? No, you 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.080 have to wash the stuff that you must to cook 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:46.560 by paper plates, buy paper pots. Also, no, you could 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:49.599 put everything on the grill. You can. Didn't foil you? 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:52.839 You got tup of Wait. I can teach you how 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.359 to cook a little bit, Ben Mallory, you or you 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.559 don't even know how to cook? What are you talking about? 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.120 Fantastic cook that's a lot. I can cook any thing 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:04.200 that you want. Given night, I could make you something 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:09.080 fantastic that your mind will be blown, literally are There's 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:12.480 nothing wrong. I'm excited for you though. This has been 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.720 a long endeavor for you, for the misses, the entire 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:19.919 mallor household. And uh yeah, I mean it's nice because 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.720 you got a little bit of a reprieve in December 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.440 after you took that all expenses paid trip to Seattle. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.640 Uh what wasn't all expenses paid? I think that's a misnomer. 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:33.200 It was not um. It was compensated. It was a 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.600 group effort. But I there was still out of pocket 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.760 money that was paid, not much, but there was some 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.440 I mean, that's the truth. There was some out of 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:46.000 pocket money that that that was for uber or lift 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.640 from the airport. I chartered flight to a private airport tonight. 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:51.719 I did not know. First of all, I didn't use 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.240 an UBER from the airport. I took the subway in 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.080 Seattle or the whatever they call it, the train from 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.520 the airport because I was there was a son no, 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.680 I was, I was gonna call an uber. I got 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.120 out to the c Tach airport. There I got out 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.440 and there was an UBER area and I was gonna. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.000 I was like, all right, I'll go get an uber. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:09.840 And then they had a sign because Seattle is a 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.600 bunch of hippies, and they were like, hey, save the environment, 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:17.880 take public transportation, walk this way. So I started walking 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.360 and I just kept walking to the train and then 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.080 I took the train and I was like, you know, 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.960 three bucks boom done back in the area I needed 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:27.600 to be in. So what do we got? What we 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.120 got on tap? Because I got some good stuff for 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:32.680 you as well. Uh well, we've got poop Tastic, the 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:38.560 Namibie of fs are. We've got that charitable grab bag, 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:42.040 that's the email bag, which is pretty good. And also 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:45.800 study this and you've got some other the perfect wingman, 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:49.720 as I would call it, perfect wingman. Yes, yeah, alright, 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:55.920 let's start with this pooptastic story because this is wonderful. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.640 We go now to a place where our friend, I 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.720 think Rob Parker was here, was he was, he was here, 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.600 I bet a month ago. I'm gonna announce our program. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:09.960 We're talking about Antarctica. Yes, Antarctica he went. So Rob 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:13.080 just full disclosure. He has visited all seven continents now. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:19.000 I believe he taught to us about doing Dubai St. 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:23.680 Petersburg and also Moscow in I think July or August. Yeah. 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:25.840 I don't think I would be allowed in Dubai, but 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.920 some of those other places maybe you know what could happen. Yeah, 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.120 So how about this. A gentleman by the name of 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.720 Colonel O'Brady, Um, he had a trip. He actually spent 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:41.360 about half a month in Antarctica, and the weather at 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:44.240 this time when he went was not pleasant at all. 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.400 So O'Brady actually wrote down a couple of different things. 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:51.520 It wasn't feeling well about himself. Um. And during the 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.520 mission that he had he had abruptly literally take a 0:08:55.600 --> 0:09:00.200 ship as he was making a trek across Antarctica on 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.880 his skis. Did he find a bathroom at a gas 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:06.640 station to take the dump? He had nowhere to roam. 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.960 I guess he had everywhere to roam, but nowhere to 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:14.040 stop and actually, uh dispel himself rather quickly and efficiently. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.160 So there's no there's no porta potties. He is out 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.520 on the trail, no paper, towels, no leaves, obviously no 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:26.040 toilet paper. What would you do in a situation like this? Anyway, Well, 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:29.000 so the you know, this guy's at Daredevil, right, this 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:33.120 guy's at Daredevil, and and this is very uncomfortable situation. Now, 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:35.760 I I have to be honest, you're full disclosure. When 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.440 I was younger and I was a kid, I occasionally 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.440 would have this happen. You just have to power through. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.920 You just have to power through. But the problem is 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:45.800 you get like, I don't know, as a kid and 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:47.640 I had this happen, I still remember, you get like 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.480 a rash because you know I would have I would 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.040 have an accident in school, like an elementary school, and 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.480 I was like in kindergarten or first grade or whatever, 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:59.920 and uh, it's it's very aggravating and annoying and bob 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.079 or some because you know, you don't want to tell 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.240 anybody because you're embarrassed, and you have to wait till 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.079 you get home. But you don't want to sit anywhere 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:08.800 because then it shows through your pants and all that. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.600 It's a big nightmare. Yes, so, but I guess if 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.640 you're by yourself an antarchico, you have to worry about 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:17.600 vanity because no one's there. You're the only person walking 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.720 across the continent. But this kind of goes back to 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.920 what you told me a couple couple of years ago 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.720 about whatever you do, wherever you go, you must journal everything, 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.319 so you say, true to your word, something like this 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.680 is still a great story. So how this actually started, 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.640 Ben was obviously, when your situation like this, you want 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:37.679 to maximize your energy and limit what you're taking or 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:42.480 pulling with you. Um, he had a few protein bars 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:47.680 that were packed about two thousand calories worth of protein bars, 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.680 and so what he did was he binged one morning 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.880 at three o'clock in the morning, he was binge eating 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.520 about two thousand calories and protein bars. And and you know, 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.640 any good man, how many that couldn't that could only 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.920 be a pull The protein bars. Those things are packed 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:04.559 with calories, aren't they exactly? But you gotta keep in 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:07.520 mind the fiber too that comes with it protein fiber, 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.240 and your buddy can't digest all of that in just 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:16.200 one single session. So uh so, obviously he packed this 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.080 in literally at two thousand calories one morning. At three 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:22.200 m next day, he woke up feeling sick um, but 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.760 he obviously had to make the trip anyway. His stomach 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:28.400 didn't feel great at all, and sooner or later, before 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:32.600 you know it, pop goes the weasel. Well, he had 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:36.160 to like playing. You know, how long does it was 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.000 he gonna take? He was gonna take a few weeks, right, 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.360 so you had you had to know you were gonna 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.280 take some ships along the road. You know. Did he 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:47.080 not bring toilet paper? No? But this, apparently this I 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:51.160 applaud his efforts because apparently this went on for about 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:57.160 six hours in nearly negative twenty five degree fahrenheit. Well, 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.360 at least it wasn't a hot day. You'd rather poop 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.880 your pants on a cold day because it doesn't smell 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.040 as much and it doesn't get running. Yeah, but what 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.240 if it sticks? You don't want it to stick to you, right, 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.920 wouldn't you just rather have it be hot and moist 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:13.000 and just flood out. Well, I know you like it 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.320 hot and moist. I know that, guests. When it comes 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:21.920 to poop, I'm not talking about all right, you listen. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:24.480 I mean it's embarrassing you ever pooped your fans gas. 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.800 I think we rehashed this story. But my senior year 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:32.160 in high school, I was I was playing football and 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.640 our pregame ritual was always to go to an Italian 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:41.480 restaurant before we left the premises, and we had usually pizza, pasta, salads, 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.600 whatever we wanted to nature. The guys would load up 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:47.880 on pasta and salad, no pizza. Um. I was one 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:52.439 of the up backs as on the kick return team 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.640 and the kickoff was short. I actually returned the kickoff 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.800 and I had daylight. I probably should have taken this 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:02.120 thing into the end zone, but I got tackled sideways 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:04.760 by this little midget who I saw at the very 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:11.200 last second politically correctest cares. Anyways, ben, I landed on 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:16.319 the football on my stomach and uh yeah. The result 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:21.640 was Italian food that immediately hit the the exit button. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:26.920 So lucky for me. Our uniforms were Navy blue and dark. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.840 So I knew right away this is the opening kickoff. 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.960 I was like, oh shit, I ship. So we get 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.520 in the huddle and the first play is to me, 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.480 and so the quarterback is obviously calling the play and 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.960 I'm gonna tight end. Everyone's like, what the funk is that? 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:44.680 I was like, I have no idea. I think that 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:48.280 guy over there ship his bands. I caught the first 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.920 pass for like thirty yards, and I pretended after that 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.600 that I was tired and I needed a breather. I 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:57.040 raised my ass straight to the locker room, relieve myself, 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.280 changed my gear, and went right back in the field. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.959 As girls, you had an extra pair of pants that 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:05.760 you could change into. It. It's very boogie to have that. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.800 You must have been to a nice high school. That 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.120 reminds me of a story Lincoln Kennedy told me one 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:11.839 time when I was doing a show with him and 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.839 UH on the weekend, and he was sign about when 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.439 he was playing for the Raiders and they were playing 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:21.920 the Bengals, and UH, some guy had a an accident 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:27.400 and nobody, nobody wanted. Nobody wanted to tackle him because 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:32.160 he they had the ships, and so it could be 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.280 a competitive advantage. I guess it could be a competitive advantage. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.160 But but see, here's the thing that the gentleman that 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.920 made the trek in Antarctica ben he only brought one 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:46.680 pair of underwear. Well that's just stupid, stupid fifty four 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:50.360 day move and he had one pair of underwear, And 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.640 so is he weed man? Hippie won one pair of 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.120 underwear for an entire you know, two months and they 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:56.720 come on, but what is it like, do you wear 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.480 long John's as well or under armours? It just straight 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.840 shony is in. Well, I'm assuming he had seven layers. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.040 He was an antarcticus. All right, moving I'm done with this. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.920 Moving on, How I am the Nambbie of fs R. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:12.320 I am the Nambie awesome Wa of Fox Sports Red. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.120 I pulled a Namdi awesome Wa out of the deck. 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.800 Didn't you remember who Namdi awesome Wa was. Yeah, he 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.560 played for the Raiders and the Eagles. Correct, Yeah, no, 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.400 I told. I told the Namdi awesome Wa story a 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:24.840 couple of days ago on the year, but I didn't 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:28.120 realize I was about to become Namti awesome Wa. So 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.280 he was a defensive back. I was an All Pro 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:33.040 A couple of times with the Raiders, and he signed 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.960 a big contract with the Eagles. He hated his teammates 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.840 on the Eagles. What's my evidence? He hated them so 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.240 much he would sit in his car and have a 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.800 sandwich at lunch at during your team training camp rather 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.840 than socializing with his teammates at the Novacare Complex in Philadelphia. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:54.040 Sounds like you and your staff. So so anyway, earlier 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:59.040 this week, wreck At Ralph, my nemesis. Ralph Irvine was 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:03.280 relentlessly giving me talking points from Major League Baseball about 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:07.240 how the Astros scandals no big deal, it's it's nothing. 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.920 Give me all the crap that Rob Manford wants the 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.120 dumb people to repeat and hopes that the idiots the 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.960 low information fan. By well, Ralph's the definition of low 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.600 information fan. So he bought it. And so he was 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.360 just I'm trying to prep for the show. I'm in 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.360 my little room there, I like to, you know, spend 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:24.680 some about ten fifteen minutes before the show, just kind 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.960 of locking in, and this guy's harassing me, peppering me 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:33.119 with questions about the ass really more statements than questions. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.480 So the next night I saw that Ralph was on 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:39.000 the schedule, and I pulled the nomdi asom wonder what 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:42.800 does that mean. I sat in my car and waited 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:47.240 until he left the building, and then I entered the 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.760 building and check this out. So Ralph saw me sitting 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:52.240 in the car and he approached. Now I had the 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.960 windows up in the malamobile and Ralph Irvan goes over 0:16:56.000 --> 0:17:00.720 wreck it. Ralph the drunk rhino and is trying to 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:04.520 engage me in conversation. But I pretended to be in 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:09.480 a very serious phone conversation and did not acknowledge Ralph. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.280 And fortunately he gave up the fight and then got 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.200 in his car and left. And then after that I 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:16.760 walked right in. I struttered in like a peacock at 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:22.680 eleven o'clock. Uh no, I was, I got there before that. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.280 I don't know what you're talking about. I get there 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:27.359 much earlier that. All right, So that was my Nombiti story. 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.320 Now the charitable thing as we got to keep the 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:33.680 train moving down the tracks. So, uh, I gotta tell 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:35.840 I want to preface this by saying I am debating 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:37.520 whether or not I have been debating whether or not 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.879 to talk about this, but I decided that the podcast 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.600 is the perfect place my belief is that true charity 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:47.360 should be done. Anonymous said that a lot, so I'm 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:50.440 about to break my cardinal rule. I'm becoming J. J. Watt. 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.359 But we entered, now listen to me. We entered a 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.880 Super Bowl prop contest I talked about on the show, 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:58.400 and I never paid it off. One of the props 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:01.679 that was sent in by a listener was a winner. 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:04.439 We we and we made the cut. We were in 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.560 the ten props that actually became real bets you could 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:12.560 wager on at bet online, the offshore sports book bet Online, 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.080 And so they accepted one of our props and it 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.960 was very exciting. It was a prop whether or not 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:22.040 they would mention Groundhog Day on the Super Bowl broadcast 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.240 because the game was on Groundhog Day. I believe it 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.439 was Manic Mike that centered and maybe I'm wrong, there 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:28.320 was I think several people might have sent the same 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.800 one in, but or version of it. So, but anyway, 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:32.640 that was the one that was picked. And as a result, 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:36.160 the deal was if they pick one of your props, 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:39.879 they will donate money to charity, but you have to 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:42.239 pick the charity. So I did my due diligence and 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:46.119 I picked the Cancer Research Institute, which is out of 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:50.520 New York there. Why did I do that because the 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:53.159 highest they have the highest score I could find of 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:56.320 money that actually goes to cancer research. It's one of 0:18:56.320 --> 0:19:00.880 my pet peeves here, like that that scoundrel, Uh the 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:05.240 who's the biker Lance Armstrong, the bike rider who who 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:08.680 had this charity and it was for cancer awareness which 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:11.360 allowed him to fly around on private jets and all 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:14.119 that crap, and uh it was you know he and 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:15.840 he could do that as well. I'm flying around a 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:19.000 way raise awareness about cancer, Like who the funk doesn't 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:24.879 know about cancer? So whatever? Strong? Yeah, oh man, I 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:28.600 still despised that guy to this day and we'll for forever. 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:31.159 But but anyway, so I found this cancer research Institute 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:35.120 and they the money goes to research, and it will. 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:39.159 That's where you find a cure and remedies and potions 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:41.639 for cancer and all the different forms of cancer that 0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:45.040 are out there. So I am gonna follow up here 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:47.760 and tell you there was a donation for two hundred 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:50.840 and fifty dollars that went there in the name of 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:56.439 our show for cancer research, not cancer awareness. So I 0:19:56.480 --> 0:20:00.440 am happy about that, but uh, not to brag about 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:02.800 it because I had very little to do with it, 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:05.960 and uh, I've broken my cardinal rules, so I feel 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:08.160 bad about that. So is your name attached to it? 0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:10.919 Or is your wife's? Uh? Yeah, it's my name is 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:13.640 on there because it's the show, the show's name in 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:16.960 the honor of the show. Okay, I got you. Did 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:20.240 you attach my name to it? Well? You no, No, 0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:22.040 it's not for the podcast. It had nothing to do 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:24.280 with the podcasting was about the podcast. I still wouldn't 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:29.520 have attached your name, but no, not really. Yeah, you're 0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:32.119 not cut out for overnights. You can't handle the hour. 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:34.080 Is your a bit of a pussy willow? You're more 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:37.360 of a daytime I M be sure to catch live 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:40.080 editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am 0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:43.960 Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:47.639 I Heart Radio app. I made a charitable contribution once 0:20:48.200 --> 0:20:49.800 here we go. I want to ask you if this 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.320 is a drop a deuce in the toilet at the beach? 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:57.520 Did well? Let me ask you this. Um krmen, Electra 0:20:57.720 --> 0:21:05.960 has a Karma Foundation. It's basically nonprofit organization and uh 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:09.520 Karma Foundation holds different events throughout the United States and 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:11.320 most of them are at the play By Mansion, but 0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:13.399 they do a couple of cruises. They do something in 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:18.000 Miami every year. Uh. Back in the day, I had 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:21.920 a long term relationship with with a female of mine 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:25.680 that was probably one that I should have bet the neon. Anyways, 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:30.240 after we broke up, a buddy of mine invited me 0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:31.960 and he's like, hey, I got an invite to go 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:33.600 to the play By Mansion. You want to go? And 0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:36.440 I'm like, what's the kicker, because with this guy, there's 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:40.159