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Speaker 1: the Overnight Show Here with myself, Ben and David Gascon

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Speaker 1: pedals that you threw it. Keep trying, Ryan, Yeah, bastard

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Speaker 1: and you live in that area so it fits in

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Speaker 1: with your neighbors. That's how you operate there. It's not

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Speaker 1: really true. The four oh five doesn't go north and south.

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Speaker 1: You know, he does go The four or five does

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Speaker 1: go north and side. What are you talking about? Goes

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Speaker 1: from from Orange County where it starts up through l

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Speaker 1: A through the west side. There's a curve to it, Ben,

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Speaker 1: So it's not it's a curve, but it's going north. Dummy. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't deny. I've been on the four or five

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Speaker 1: bunchs not in a long time because I try to

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Speaker 1: avoid that area because the people that live there. I'm

436
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Speaker 1: south of the You are not south of the four

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Speaker 1: southwest of the four or five, Dummy, I'm south southwest

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm at the end of the one ten

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Speaker 1: free which which actually intersects the four or five. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm where I live. I am a man of the people.

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Speaker 1: You are hanging out with the one per centers, and

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Speaker 1: I am a man of the people, the working class,

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Speaker 1: the blue collar workers where I live, like call you

444
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Speaker 1: the valley boy. Al Right, before we got the NFL

445
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Speaker 1: combine coming up sometime soon, and since you mentioned the

446
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Speaker 1: show and the donations, is the Ben Mallows Show gonna

447
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: do a NFL style combine because for all intents of purposes,

448
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Speaker 1: you are the acting chief of that show, and you're

449
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: also in the best shape amongst the four regular cast men.

450
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, I appreciate it. So you want me to

451
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Speaker 1: do like forty yard dash, sixty yard shuffle, the twenty

452
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Speaker 1: yard shuffle you got free cone drill. We're gotta put

453
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Speaker 1: some knee high socks on you, some short shorts and

454
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Speaker 1: play some rocky music. Yeah, that's you know what. That's

455
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Speaker 1: rich rich eyes and stick aloup wag. But like you've

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Speaker 1: made immense progress with your shape, you've a weight to

457
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Speaker 1: the fact that you don't know how to cook and

458
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Speaker 1: you get no sleep, so we need you gotta show

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Speaker 1: this off a little bit, right, Well, I I have

460
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Speaker 1: no sleep quite a bit because you know, I have

461
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Speaker 1: things to do, guest gun, but no, I'm not doing

462
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: that's a cheesy bit. That's a bad idea about you, guests.

463
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Speaker 1: So let's expand your brand a little bit. Yeah, I'm good.

464
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Speaker 1: We have grab bag lets. We had a bunch of

465
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Speaker 1: questions that this is actually the mail bag. Here we

466
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Speaker 1: opened the mailbag. Most of these posted on our Facebook page,

467
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Speaker 1: which is Ben math or Show. I'll let you in

468
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: a little secret. If you want to ask us a

469
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: question that can get on the air, you should follow

470
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: the Ben Mallory Show page on Facebook and then either

471
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: usually it's only Thursday morning. I will send out a

472
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Speaker 1: message saying hey, I need some questions help us out,

473
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Speaker 1: sometimes on Wednesday, but usually Thursday, and just put your

474
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Speaker 1: question the name in the city and we might use

475
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Speaker 1: it on the podcast, for example, Brad in Indianapolis, he writes,

476
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Speaker 1: and he says, why is the audio for the podcast

477
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Speaker 1: commercials so much better than the actual podcast audio? All right,

478
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Speaker 1: guesscan you, you're the producer, explained why the commercials sound

479
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Speaker 1: better than the actual show? Well, because those are actually

480
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Speaker 1: produced in a separate studio by our imaging department, which

481
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Speaker 1: we have no control over. So, as you have documented

482
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Speaker 1: throughout your illustrious career at Fox Sports Radio, things inside

483
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Speaker 1: the studios are a little bit different. So if you

484
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Speaker 1: go into our studio and it says radio, but there's

485
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Speaker 1: only an and an oh on the wall, uh, that

486
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: can translate to what we got on the microphones at times. Well,

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Speaker 1: this is a big week though, in the history of

488
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Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio, and I have a bit of a

489
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Speaker 1: historian when it comes to Fox Sports Radio. The anniversary

490
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Speaker 1: of your termination. Uh no, that was actually thanks for

491
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Speaker 1: reminding me. That was January twenty. If that was twenty

492
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Speaker 1: something days ago or whatever, it was bad job by you.

493
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Speaker 1: We gotta talk about that again. But no, they not

494
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Speaker 1: only did they fix the sign in the studio, so

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Speaker 1: it actually says radio not audio or whatever it had said,

496
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Speaker 1: whatever version it had said. They also fixed line one,

497
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Speaker 1: line one. We had a big celebration on the AAR.

498
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Speaker 1: We were going yeah, line one, line one, line one.

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Speaker 1: They fixed line one. For over a year, line one

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Speaker 1: was broken. We had a birthday party. I bought a

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Speaker 1: big cake from Costco and and now all of a

502
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Speaker 1: sudden they must have gotten the memo they fixed line one.

503
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Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for my uh my Valentine's Day present

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Speaker 1: from our our friend Tammy. Yeah, speaking of k Now

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Speaker 1: you don't get a president. Why my president? It's actually

506
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Speaker 1: right here in the studio. I'm using it's a she

507
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Speaker 1: got me a tube guy. What the hy waving inflatable

508
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Speaker 1: tube guy. That's bullshit, because, I mean, because it's kind

509
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Speaker 1: of cool. Tammy started listening to Fox Sports Radio because

510
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Speaker 1: of me the weekend overnights, and then it bled into you,

511
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Speaker 1: and so you know, you were like the you're like

512
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Speaker 1: the fall guy, the the sidekick, the you know, I mean,

513
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Speaker 1: you got your main squeak. First of all, Tammy has

514
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Speaker 1: been listening before you were even around. She didn't even

515
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Speaker 1: know your name. She's not even that old. Get over it. Yeah, no,

516
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Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's old. She listened when she was

517
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Speaker 1: like two years old. She was a little girl. She

518
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Speaker 1: started listening, all right. Gregg and green Bay rites since says,

519
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Speaker 1: would you rather take a twenty pay cut with an

520
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Speaker 1: extra week of vacation and work days, or you know,

521
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Speaker 1: work the day shift or stay at your current wage

522
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Speaker 1: and stay on the night shift? He says, by the way,

523
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Speaker 1: he's in Green Bay. He works at a cheese factory

524
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Speaker 1: and hates the packers. How about that? Uh No, I

525
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Speaker 1: don't want to take a twenty percent pay cut. I

526
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Speaker 1: don't need an extra week vacation. I don't even like

527
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Speaker 1: take vacation. I don't even like to take vacation. I

528
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: don't enjoy that anyway. So I feel like I'm missing

529
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Speaker 1: out when I take vacation and uh, the day shift,

530
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Speaker 1: I'd have to deal I'd have to dress well and

531
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Speaker 1: deal with management all the time. I don't want to

532
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Speaker 1: deal with that right now. Now. If they if they

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Speaker 1: paid me more, that's that's a different conversation. That is

534
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Speaker 1: a different conversation. Aren't we trying to do that right now?

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Speaker 1: What's that we're trying to do that right now? We're

536
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Speaker 1: trying to expand your brand. Well, no, I I am

537
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: open to expanding um my, my brand. And one of

538
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Speaker 1: the reasons we do the podcast I had to. I've

539
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Speaker 1: always had a side gig in addition to radio, because

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Speaker 1: I'm paranoid about radio, even I've been in it a

541
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Speaker 1: long time, and so I've always had something else. I've

542
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: always had two gigs at the same time. I had

543
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: the website for a while with radio, I've had other

544
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Speaker 1: radio side jobs where I, you know, get a little money.

545
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Speaker 1: I did this stuff for w e I for a

546
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Speaker 1: couple of years. Recidely, I didn't get fired a change

547
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Speaker 1: of affiliates. They love me a w e I. But

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Speaker 1: I am on the Sports up now in Boston. We

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00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: love the Sports Up two. It's a great station, so

550
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,959
Speaker 1: so and all that. But uh but no, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I would work during the day if they paid more.

552
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna for less. Are you kidding me? Please? Well,

553
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens here. We got we got high

554
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Speaker 1: hopes and a lot of things in the in the

555
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Speaker 1: oven cooking. Yeah, well we'll see. But you know, with

556
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: you cooking, you could burn everything. Who knows I could?

557
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: But I could make a masterpiece, all right, Brian from

558
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: north Bridge, Massachusetts, rights and he says, Ben, would you

559
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: rather fire Gascon from your podcast because he sucks ass?

560
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: Or have battery acid poured into your eyes? That's from Brian.

561
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: How can you fire somebody that's not getting paid? I

562
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: just love the fact that every week Brian send something, uh,

563
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: just derogatory about you. This is the first time that

564
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Speaker 1: we've I've heard from Brian. No, no, we've used Brian's questions.

565
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I've said north Bridge, Massachusetts or whatever.

566
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Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, clearly I have guests got off the

567
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Speaker 1: podcast and have battery acid purting into my eyes. I

568
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: think that's kind of obviously. Tom in Dayton, Ohio. Right, so,

569
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: and he says, big Ben, when did you know this

570
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Speaker 1: radio thing was going to work out as a career. Yeah, yeah,

571
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: that's absolutely correct. I'm still not convinced, you know, I'm

572
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm panicking it because this kitchen is gonna cost a fortune.

573
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what if they whack me this, you know,

574
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: this year at Fox? You know, I'm finally done. What

575
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? You know? But but I figure

576
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Speaker 1: I'll get a job somewhere. But yeah, I'm not even convinced.

577
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: I've been in radio, the radio business for over twenty years,

578
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: and I am still not convinced that it's gonna work out.

579
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Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for the other shoot to drop. Keith

580
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Speaker 1: in Northern California says, do you do you do anything

581
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: superstitious before show? Uh? Well, what's that? What do I do?

582
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: You burn trees? That's a lot not. The only superstitious

583
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: thing I do is if I feel like the show

584
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: actually was good, which is very rarely happens, whatever pen

585
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm using becomes my lucky pen, and I keep the

586
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: pen and I it's it's it's like not changing your

587
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,479
Speaker 1: underwear for a few days because you're having a good streak,

588
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: streak or whatever. No pun intended, Yeah exactly, But yeah,

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00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: I know that's that's about the only one about you.

590
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: Guess you're superstitious in anyway? Uh? Yes, I am. Depending

591
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: if I have a good show or if I call

592
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: a good game, I'll typically go with the same diet routine.

593
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: That means like if I'm fasting, or if I'm drinking

594
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Speaker 1: like a pre energy drink or espress or whatever, it is,

595
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: same thing, And depending on the attire, I'll try to

596
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Speaker 1: wear something that's comparable to that. Speaking of which, speaking

597
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: of at tire, when don't we going to a Santa Anita?

598
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: What are we doing this? Well, you know, listen, I

599
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: can go to Santa Anita whenever I want. I need

600
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: some tacos is what I need. We could do tacos tacos.

601
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: It's kind of a bitch move for you to do

602
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: that on Instagram, to post on all those pictures with you.

603
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: I didn't go to hitos tacos. I went to a

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Speaker 1: different taco place, but still like you. You had a

605
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: debt that you that's a food review, that was great

606
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Speaker 1: contente it. You just posted a picture of it. Listen

607
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: on Instagram. That's what it's all about. No I did.

608
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Speaker 1: I said, you didn't read the little thing? I said

609
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Speaker 1: seven out of ten. I said, seven out of ten

610
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Speaker 1: read things. I got to look at pictures. Yeah, I know.

611
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: All you do is look at the photos. You're like, yeah,

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00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: your language is the emoji language, merely. I know. In St. Paul,

613
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: Minnesota says would you rather wear an astro's hat in

614
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Speaker 1: jersey and a photo op or eat dinner at helmet

615
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Speaker 1: Man's home that he prepared. That's a that's a tough one.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, there's a lot of protein and

617
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Speaker 1: roaches and cockroaches, So I would go with helmet Man.

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Speaker 1: Hella Man is a great He's got a great personality.

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Speaker 1: I've met him several times. He's very outgoing, and I

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Speaker 1: like Helmet Man. I just you know the fact that

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Speaker 1: he's he's a having issues with his his roaches a

622
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: little much. But but yeah, I would't want to wear

623
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: astro memorabile. You're kidding me? What's what if? It's throwback

624
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: throwbacks on are bad before they were cheaters. Yeah, like

625
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: the Nolan Ryan days the eighties where they had the

626
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: different shades of orange. Ray in Oswego, Kansas, Ray, who's

627
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: famous on the show. He's the duke guy. He proposed

628
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend on the show and then after we

629
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: got done with that, he said, hey, can I still

630
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Speaker 1: talk about duke? And uh yeah. Ray works in a

631
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Speaker 1: subway in Kansas. There he says, when can we go

632
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: to Florida, Ben and get together and do a barbecue

633
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: with weed Man, hippie Ray, I'm good. Why don't you

634
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Speaker 1: go for me? You can meet weed Man. I know that.

635
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: Ed and Christina in Spokecane went to Miami and met

636
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: met weed Man. So he's welcome to meet you and

637
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: you can go down there have a good time. But

638
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. What city is he in?

639
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: What's that? What? Florida? Yeah? We weed Man is in. Uh.

640
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: He's in the hood in Miami, in the in the

641
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: bad part. Oh, Miami Dade County. Yes, yes, says all

642
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: of his neighbors are criminals and all that our day

643
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: in San Antonio says if you were entered into a

644
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: food eating contest, what would the food be that you

645
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: would want to eat? Well, listen, not the one I

646
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: would want to eat chicken fingers. I'm all about that action, boss.

647
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 1: I love my chicken fingers, So that that's easy, do you? Well?

648
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: How about this though? Would you want them fried or breaded? Like?

649
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: How would you prepare them? No? Like I would. I

650
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: would have them breaded and fried, and I would I

651
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: would put. I would compete against anybody in a chicken

652
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: like if Raising Canes my favorite chicken finger place. If

653
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 1: they had a chicken eating contest, the chicken figuer I

654
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: would win. What is your go to sauce? Then? Well,

655
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: I like that at Raising Canes, well, honey mustards, would

656
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: I prefer, But raising canes has a good sauce. I'll

657
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: just eat that. It's like Mayo catch Up, some kind

658
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: of combination of that. But it's pretty good. What if

659
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: they serve it to you cold, like you did for

660
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: me on your Christmas party? Well, the reason that was

661
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: cold is because you showed up late. The food was

662
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: very high when the party started. It's not the host

663
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: of the party's fault. When someone shows up within half

664
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: an hour to go to the party end, it's not

665
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: their faull. Today you are the host, so it's your

666
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: job to the food the party starts. When the party starts,

667
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: we show up, there's fresh, hot, warm food. If you

668
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: show up two and a half hours after that, the

669
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 1: food is room temperate. Listen, I'm west of the four

670
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: O five. I demand high quality food. At least now

671
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: you're at least you're admitting you all right. Skip from

672
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: Fall River, Massachusetts says guys, I listened to the last

673
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,479
Speaker 1: hour of your radio show. We're walking my dog. Any

674
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: suggestions on getting him to get to his business and

675
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: get it done quicker like before? Cowboy calls in. Yeah,

676
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: so guess on you'd be an expert on this? How

677
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: do you get a dog to ship quicker? Listen to

678
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: your show for the full four hours, No, dummy, just

679
00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: give a high protein high protein. Uh. But people feed

680
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: their dogs different things nowadays, like one of my sisters

681
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: which feed her dog shredded chicken, and other people and

682
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: they do vegetables and rice and carrots and things like that,

683
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: like a high protein diet as opposed to dog food.

684
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Do you feed your dog just

685
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: straight dog food or do you cook up anything? Well? No,

686
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: I feed the dog dog food, and then the dog

687
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: gets the scraps. When I am a pig and I

688
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: drop stuff, the dog gets the stuff. It picks it

689
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: up and eats that sucks. Bella goes around and eats it.

690
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: So it works. A new in Owensboro, Kentucky writes and

691
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,959
Speaker 1: he says, guys, the Great Debate, I hop or Denny's Man,

692
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: So I haven't eaten it. I hoped too much, but

693
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm I like the eye hoop, pancakes

694
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: and concept. But since I've eaten it, Denny's more and

695
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: I work at a Denny's. A lot of people don't

696
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: know there's Fox Sports Radio studios were in an old

697
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: Denny's before it became Fox Sports Radio was a denny

698
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 1: So I'm going Denny's because you got the variety, you

699
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: get the lunch, you get the dinner, and the breakfast.

700
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: I hop I know they have that stuff too, but

701
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: it's mostly just a breakfast place. Yeah, And I've always

702
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: been a fan of their French toast. I was always

703
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: a sucker when I was growing up as French toast

704
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: fans at Danny's. So I'm going Dennis as well. All right,

705
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: what is the most embarrassing public moment that you have

706
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: had in your life? Zev in Franklin, Indiana is curious. Well,

707
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: it depends. I mean you asked me right now. What

708
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: pops into my head embarrassing moment? The story, and I've

709
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: told it a few times. I was at the Fox lot.

710
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: We had a studio there for Fox Sports Radio and

711
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: some some big TV people were doing shows during the day,

712
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: and at that time in my career, I was doing

713
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,959
Speaker 1: updates and I was at Fox, the big Fox lot

714
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: where Terry Bradshaw and all those guys work, and it

715
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: was I loved it. This is before nine eleven ruined

716
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: everything because we had access to the back lot at

717
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: the Fox Lot, and we went where they make the movies,

718
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: and I would take my friends. Then they'd come to

719
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: l A and we'd go around all the New York

720
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: street scenes, you know, the fronts of the bill things.

721
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 1: It was awesome. I loved it. And then nine eleven

722
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: happened and they shut it down because you know, they

723
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: had increase security and you had to have special access

724
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: to get anywhere on the lot. But but anyway, the

725
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: point of the story is that I was working there

726
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: and all these big powerful people at the Fox lot

727
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: and I there was a chair in the radio studio

728
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: and there was somehow there was like a screw or

729
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: something that had popped up, and I sat down and

730
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: it ripped the back of my pants from like top

731
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: to about halfway down my leg where my right around

732
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: where my little above my knee. So so I didn't

733
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: get up the rest of the shift. I just sat there,

734
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: was like, all, you know, crap, what am I gonna do?

735
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: And and then but I had to walk out, and

736
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: you had to walk down this long hallway, you had

737
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 1: to make a right turn, walk down another long hallway.

738
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: Then you had to walk down two flights of stairs

739
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: and you had to walk past a couple of security

740
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: checkpoints to get out of the goddamn building. And uh,

741
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: I was very up set. So I tried. I tried

742
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: to walk. I was like walking with my back facing

743
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: the wall, like I was doing a sideway shuffle to

744
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: get out of the building. It was so embarrassing. And

745
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: then I was like holding my pants together, like hoping

746
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: no one would see my big fat ass. It was.

747
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: It was brutal. What about you? So I have one

748
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: that's similar to that, but I'll go with another one. Um.

749
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: Back in the day when I when I was going

750
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,760
Speaker 1: uh to San Diego State for undergrad and I worked

751
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: in real estate at the time, and a bunch of

752
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: my friends were used to be in the military, Marines, Navy,

753
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: Air Force, all that. I became friends with a pretty

754
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: big group of people, like twelve guys and then all

755
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: their girlfriends or wives or whatever. But anytime a guy

756
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: had a birthday, it was like rookie hazing these guys.

757
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: The four of them lived at this house we call

758
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: the House of Pain, and so whenever a guy had

759
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: a birthday coming up, like no one ever publicized their birthday,

760
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: but whenever they did, they would get their ass kicked well,

761
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: one night, a bunch of us go down to Pacific

762
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: Beach and on in PB. There's a street called Garnett

763
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: in San Diego for those who are not yes, and

764
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: there's a long strip of bars. It's all bars and whatnot.

765
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: So if you're a you know, a late you know,

766
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: late early to late twenty year old, that's where you

767
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: hang out. If it's not downtown, it's PB. Anyways, one

768
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: of my buddies found out it was my birthday, and

769
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: we go to this Mexican spot and these guys are

770
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 1: ordering me shots. They're ordering me shots like shot after

771
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: shot after shot with tabasco sauce in it, tequila, the

772
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: whole nine yards. Ben. I threw up fifteen minutes into

773
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: the night, and then I had you were like an

774
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: XFL receiver. Yes. And then that was when I was

775
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend at the time, so she saw me

776
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 1: like vomit in the bathroom. I was a bad boy.

777
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: She did look at that, but then she was so

778
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: annoyed with me and all my friends that she took

779
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: off with her girlfriends. We go to another bar and

780
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: I started talking to a pretty hot female. But I

781
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: was hammered. But I remember how hot she was. As

782
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: soon as I ordered another drink for myself and for her,

783
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: my friends grabbed me by the throat and they dragged

784
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: my ass out and in the middle of p b

785
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: On in the streets of Garnett Benn A kid, you not.

786
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: They tore my clothes, gripped off my pants, grabbed my

787
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: belt and started whipping my ass like in front of

788
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 1: this hot girl and a bunch of people, like all laughing.

789
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: And I was so hammered. I couldn't walk, like I

790
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: was just discombobulated. I could not defend myself. I couldn't walk,

791
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: and I was just left for dead. And then after

792
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: they were done, they eventually like giving my clothes back

793
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: and and whatnot. But it was an awful night. You know,

794
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: it's like ten o'clock eleven o'clock, like friends and hang

795
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: out with some stumbled ball morons. What's up with that?

796
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: They defended our country so they could have passed with

797
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: are all good people? So there you go? All right?

798
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

799
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

800
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: Carlos in Bang Bang, Houston, Texas. Right, so he says,

801
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: how long until you stop crying and bitching about the Astros, Carlos,

802
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: I'll make it stump, you know, And it brings up

803
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: a good point. I do do a lot of crying bitching.

804
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: I will stop crying and bitching about the Astros the

805
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: day after never. How about that? All right? The day

806
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: after never, dummy, I'm gonna rip the Astros the rest

807
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: of my career. Rip rip rip rip rip rip rip

808
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: rip rip rip. That's how I'm gonna do. You see

809
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: that sham news conference the other day, guest good with

810
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: the owner. I mean, I killed them on the radio,

811
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: but the owner comes out and contradicts himself forty five

812
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: seconds later. They had they had pr professionals coming and

813
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: advise these idiots on what to say, and it was

814
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: completely botched. It was like a Saturday Night Live parody

815
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: of of how you should hand but it was unbelievable. Okay,

816
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: well what about this though? Because we got protagonists, we

817
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: got antagonists. I actually think that Crane and the rest

818
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: of the Houston Astros need to go full heel, like.

819
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: I think they should acknowledge it, and I don't think

820
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: they should show any remorse. I think they need to

821
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: be the actual villains. Of the entire season for Major

822
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: League Baseball, and I think that will be great for ratings.

823
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: I think that will be great for a draw, because

824
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: we talked about attendance being down over the last two

825
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 1: or three or four years and the ratings as well.

826
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: You put these guys in a national scale against the Yankees,

827
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: the Red Sox, the Dodgers, the Angels, now, whoever it

828
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: may be, you're gonna have a bigger draw. Especially they

829
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: turned themselves into what they are. That what we knew,

830
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: they were cheaters, but they acknowledge it, and they'll say, so,

831
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: what what are you gonna do about it? They need

832
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: to happen right. They issued a non apology apology, and

833
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: but I've said, clue that you're listening to the monologues

834
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 1: I've been doing on radio, because I've said the entire

835
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: time that they shouldn't apologize, not because I don't think that.

836
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: You know, in normal social circumstances, if I if I

837
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: rip a fart at dinner, I'm gonna apologize, that's a

838
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: bad job by me. But in a public situation, you

839
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: don't apologize because eighty percent of the people don't believe

840
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: the apologies. Sincere uh that you're only doing it because

841
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: you got in trouble, and the other are happy that

842
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: you have the problem and they don't care at all

843
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: as well, So it's it's it's a no win situation.

844
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: And then it creates the headlines like if I was

845
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: working for the Astros, the Sniper talked about it, will

846
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,879
Speaker 1: move on, will be in denial, whatever, because every day

847
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: there's gonna be new stories that pop up. It's like

848
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: a branch on a tree popping up all of a sudden,

849
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: out of the blue. And uh, but it's good for

850
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: me because I got stuff to talk about for the

851
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: you know, for the as far as the whole summer

852
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: of the summer of apologies. And it's gonna be great

853
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: to see because the Astros, I hope they blow and uh,

854
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: I would love to see them missed the playoffs and uh,

855
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait how Verlanda gets lit up like a

856
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: Christmas tree and be wonderful. I would love the defiance.

857
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: I would up with them publicly to acknowledge, Yeah, we cheated.

858
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: What the fund are you gonna do about it? Well,

859
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: that's pretty much the tone from most of these guys anyway,

860
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: right they're spinning their wheels they haven't exactly evolved to

861
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: a position where they're they're willing to be the villain.

862
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: You know, they're not gonna even though to me their

863
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 1: card carrying slimeballs, they haven't exactly embraced that, you know, publicly.

864
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: Even there's reading the body language, as I talked about

865
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: on the radio, the body language, there's a lot of

866
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: it's appropriate, as I said, because the astros are all

867
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: about to tell, you know, bang on the trash can

868
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: for a fastball whatever. There's a lot of tells the

869
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: FBI uses. You know this because your dad worked in

870
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: law enforcement. When someone's lying, like where their eyes are

871
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: looking and what they're doing with their lips and all that,

872
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: you can tell. And uh noticed a lot of body

873
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: language of liars, liars when they were apologizing. Lie light

874
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: light light light light life. All right, what else do

875
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,439
Speaker 1: we have you? Let's see Zack Grass Valley, California, brobab

876
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: Way Zack my brother, my younger brother got married in

877
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: Grass Valley, California. I've been to Grass Valley. Where is that?

878
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: It's in northern California. It is, I believe, between Sacramento

879
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: and the Nevada border. It's like an old gold mining town.

880
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, it's pretty cool. Um. I was only

881
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: there for a few days. But I've been to your town, Zac,

882
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: and Uh, I'm not bad. Zack says, have you ever

883
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: considered a daytime slot in radio? I used to do daytime, Zach.

884
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: I did a midday show, and that was early in

885
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,439
Speaker 1: my career, at a midday show in the number one

886
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: radio market, which is Los Angeles, and uh and then

887
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: UH I ended up going to nights and UH stayed

888
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: there pretty much ever since. But if they pay I play,

889
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: that's the answer, Zact. If somebody is willing to pay

890
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: me to work a day shift, I would love to

891
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: work a day shift. I'm all about it. I'd even

892
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: pretend to enjoy the interviews. I would. Jim from Minnesota

893
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: writes and says, I'm originally from San Diego and a

894
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: listener since the mighty six ninety hacks on days. How

895
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: about that, Gascott, that's in the beginning of my radio

896
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: career and it's a lowly intern might and you worked

897
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: for the head hot show the Arizona Diamondbacks, Derek call Right.

898
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: I didn't work for him. He was a colleague of

899
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: him at AM eleven fifty in l A. But but

900
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: at the mighty six ninety in San Diego. Anyway, Jim says,

901
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: I now religiously listen to the podcast. I love the show.

902
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: Ever thought about a Mallard militia Twin Cities visit? Can

903
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: you negotiate a trade gag on for Blind Scott? I

904
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: love Blind Scott. He moved from Boston. He's now in

905
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: the Cape. Did you see that blind that? Uh he's

906
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: gonna like rent out or sell his condo on the

907
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: North End. I think he's renting it out and I

908
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: guess he just wanted to save some money and he

909
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: was tired of He complained all the time about the

910
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: trash on the streets and all that. And I'm not

911
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: a great place to live when you're blind. You know,

912
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: it's not really designed for the blind community. What I

913
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: I completely agree, yes, But yeah, I'm happy for him.

914
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: I mean, he's listening in a nice part of town now. So, yeah,

915
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: the Capes where all the you know people go to

916
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: go on vacation and all that. Have you been there? Uh? No,

917
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 1: I have not actually been in the Cape. I've been

918
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: in that area, but I haven't been out to that.

919
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: I need to get there at some point, you know,

920
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: I've I haven't been there. I mean, what's school in Boston?

921
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: But I haven't been there. I want to go to

922
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: Newport Newport uh Rhode, Rhode Island. Yeah, I mean that's

923
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: a resort, but the Naval the Naval Academy Museum is there,

924
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: um and they got all those mansions as well. I

925
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: heard it's really really, really nice, So I'd love to

926
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: go up there. I would like to go to the

927
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: like Portland, Maine to check it out, you know. I

928
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: like the whole I want to do the whole like

929
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: corridor there, and I have not been able to because

930
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: I've always been in Boston usually for work that requires

931
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: you to get on a flight and flyer ass East

932
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: Coast for five hours? Can you do it? What's that

933
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: you gotta get on a flight? I've done it. I've

934
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: I've flown that. I've made that flight a bund Yeah,

935
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't like it. It's it's easier to

936
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: go there than come back because you're going to gainst

937
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: the jet stream coming back. It takes longer to come back,

938
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: which sucks. Value is um Mark in Ottawa says, if

939
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: you could only have one, would you prefer the Dodgers,

940
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: Rams or Clippers to win a championship this year. Well no, no,

941
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I love the Dodgers to win, but the

942
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: Dodgers are cool and hip. The thing that would really

943
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: piss people off in Los Angeles is if the Clippers win.

944
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: And I would love every second of me and Clipper

945
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: Darryl and russaf the celebrity Clipper fans, and we would

946
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: have such a fun time. It would be amazingly great

947
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 1: because chances are they going to play the Lakers. They'd

948
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: have to beat the Lakers in the playoffs and then

949
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: go to the NBA Finals and beat the honest Adenta

950
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: Coombo and the Bucks. But yeah, Kauai has already done that,

951
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: and there's no Concerdner at all. So I would love

952
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: the Clippers to win because especially the people I work

953
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: with are all Laker historians, So that would drive them

954
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: mad man, That would drive them to insanity, and I

955
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: would love every second of it. Dan in Durham right

956
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 1: Sin says, why is a team photo following an interception

957
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: not an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in the NFL? And no,

958
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 1: I don't like people walking across my lawn. Players aren't props. Yeah,

959
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: I know. I like the fact that they allowed them

960
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: to do the celebrations, and uh, for years the NFL

961
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: didn't do it, and I thought that was dumb. Now

962
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: sometimes it's ridiculous. There should be a rule when you're

963
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 1: either up by thirty points or down by thirty points.

964
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: Maybe not the right time to do it, time and

965
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: place appropriate, But I have no problem with the celebrations.

966
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: I find it pretty amusing. Who is your favorite showman

967
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: with celebrations? Well, in the recent NFL you're talking about

968
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: or like old school NFL, I mean, because old school

969
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: you go like Ikey Woods or you know, sink Johnson

970
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: was awesome. He was entertaining, t O had the Great

971
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 1: Popcorn celebration. He danced on the star with the forty Niners.

972
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: That was pretty good. One got blasted too. I liked

973
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: Merton Hanks the chicken dance, the old forty Niners defensive

974
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: back with the long neck, who would do the chicken dance? Yeah,

975
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 1: that was good. Billy white Shoes. Johnson has thought of

976
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: as the forefather of the touchdown celebration. But we we've

977
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 1: seen you know, duck Duck Goose from the Vikings fake

978
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: bench pressing, from the Steelers. In recent years, uh, like

979
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: a NASCAR pit stop from the Chiefs. There's been some

980
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: good stuff, but we creative. We haven't seen a video

981
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: quite like the eighty five Bears and their defense. Like

982
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: we need we need something like that. Well we have.

983
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 1: It's called the Rams, who did the same type of video,

984
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: except they didn't win the Super Bowl. Can ram it

985
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: all day? You can ram it all night? That was

986
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: the same year, the same year. It's the same. It's

987
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: on par with La Danian Domminson's video too. All right? Uh,

988
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: Ethan in Detroit says with WrestleMania being announced in l

989
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: A one, are you guys, who's your favorite wrestler? And

990
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: will I see you guys at wrestle Media, Ethan, I

991
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: would love to go. If I get free tickets, I

992
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: will go. Um. But I was a huge fan of

993
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: wrestling as a kid. Not too much into it now.

994
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: But my favorite all time wrestler is Russa. I love

995
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 1: russefis a Mallemlsia guy, and that's my guy. What about you, Gascar.

996
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: I was a big fan of the Attitude era, and

997
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: I mean I grew up watching Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior.

998
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: But my My two favorite were Stone Cold and The Rock. Yeah.

999
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: I have to tell the story sometime the night I

1000
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: was a celebrity w w E manager at an event

1001
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: in southern California and an event where George the Animals Steel,

1002
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: the late Great George the Animal Steel wrestling legend was

1003
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: on the card and I was part of that and

1004
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: it was awesome. I got to hang out in the

1005
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: locker room with all these guys. It was great memories.

1006
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: What were you wearing? Were you wearing anything that was

1007
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: like with some pizzazz? Now I just had like they

1008
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: told us to wear a suit, So I had like

1009
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: a suit and I looked ridiculous because I didn't fit

1010
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: in it. It's too small the outs now it's now

1011
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,479
Speaker 1: it's too big. Before was too small. Richard in Ottawa writes,

1012
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: and he says, why is it that tennis players apologize

1013
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: to their opponent when their ball clips the top of

1014
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: the net and falls over the net for a point,

1015
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: Yet baseball pitchers will hit a batter with a ninety

1016
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: plus mine hour fastball and never apologize. It has always

1017
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: perplexed me. That's from Richard and Ottoma. Yeah, well, I

1018
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: guess baseball players are just douchebags and tennis players are

1019
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: over there isn't because tennis is uh, you know, kind

1020
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: of an uppity, uppity sport. You're supposed to be like,

1021
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: you know, good sportsmanship is demanded in that situation, right,

1022
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: and you get condemned if you don't play by the rules,

1023
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: you're vilified. Yeah, it's it's pure on service though. I

1024
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: think that's one of the things that you look for

1025
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: is that if a guy is serving, it's over a

1026
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 1: hundred miles an hour, you're you're expecting the heat to

1027
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: come your way, and if it gets tied up in

1028
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: the net, then I mean, obviously that's a fault anyway,

1029
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 1: but you know, if it's on a backhand or forehand

1030
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: while they're valling around, that's a little bit different. Whatever. Alright,

1031
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: Clinton Oklahoma says, what did you think of the first

1032
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,479
Speaker 1: week of the XFL And have you picked the team

1033
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: to support? Yeah, we've covered that on the show, Clint,

1034
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: I don't have a team. I'm a gambler. Whoever I

1035
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: bet on I was gonna pick the l a team,

1036
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: but the Wildcat's nickname is so lame. I can't support

1037
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: a team called the Wildcats, so screw them. Until they

1038
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: change that name. I do like the fact they fired

1039
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: the defensive coordinator after one game. John in San Diego says,

1040
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: over under on how many seasons the XFL last, over

1041
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: under one and a half, I'm gonna take the over.

1042
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: Vince McMahon has budgeted for three years, and they have

1043
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: TV deals, and as long as the TV people are interested,

1044
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: the thing's gonna stick around. What is the most ridiculous

1045
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: thing you've ever seen in Vegas? That is from Jordan's

1046
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: That is the last question from the grab bag. Most

1047
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: ridiculous thing you've seen in Vegas probably Fremont Street, the

1048
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: guy walking around with his sock on his junk, and

1049
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: that's it. That would be I would think the craziest thing. Um,

1050
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: I saw Ron Jeremy, Oh boy with a table full

1051
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:04,839
Speaker 1: of cord just women, like absolutely gorgeous. I just thought

1052
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: to myself, what the fuck I mean? These weren't even tens,

1053
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 1: These were like eleven or twelves. But it was a table.

1054
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: I mean obviously he was probably picking up the tab anyway.

1055
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: Uh that didn't like him for his personality. Um I

1056
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 1: saw that, and uh did see Well, yeah, I'll go there.

1057
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: Ron Jeremy would just uh, a table full of littered

1058
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: women that were just amazingly hot. I've told you off

1059
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: the I don't know if I've said this on the microphone,

1060
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: probably not. But I was driving when I had an

1061
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: apartment in Hollywood. I got stuck in gridlocked traffic on

1062
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 1: Hollywood Boulevard. There was some construction they had closed the street.

1063
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: So I'm driving down Hollywood Boulevard. I'm very upset. This

1064
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,479
Speaker 1: in the days before you know, cell phones and all

1065
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: that stuff, yeah in your car, and it was a

1066
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: long time ago. So I'm going about a mile every

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00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: ten minutes if I'm lucky doing that. And there's a

1068
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: pay phone because this is in the era where pay

1069
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: phones existed, And this little strip mall on Hollywood Boulevard,

1070
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: and I see this, like, uh, this fat looking kind

1071
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: of bald thing with greasy hair in the back, guy

1072
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 1: in a Hawaiian shirt on the pay phone, and all

1073
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: of a sudden, people start honking and waving, and I'm like,

1074
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: who the fuck is that guy? And sure enough I

1075
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: got closer and it was the great entertainer Ron Jeremy

1076
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 1: making a phone call on a pay phone in Hollywood

1077
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: on Hollywood Bothlevard, and people were googling and ogling ron Jeremy.

1078
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: Was he disheveled, totally disje Yeah, totally disheveled, just a

1079
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: complete mess. Oh that's great. How old is he now?

1080
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: He's gotta be Usually porn actors don't make it that old.

1081
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: But he's got to get be getting up there at

1082
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: this point, right, Yeah, I don't know. I mean I

1083
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: would say on the birthday March twelfth, nineteen fifty's who's

1084
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: in his sixties? Right? Yeah, that's he's still he's still

1085
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 1: humming away in more ways than one. All right, Uh,

1086
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: study this five ft six Yeah, but everyone imporn smaller

1087
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: because the camera makes you look bigger, important, and some

1088
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: summer cards. It's important, all right, study this real or bullshit?

1089
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: These are actual studies. How much money did you spend

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00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: or are you planning on spend? Because we're recording this

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00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: before Valentine's Day? How much money are you gonna spend

1092
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day for your significant another guest? Any want

1093
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: to answer that? Don't it? I'm gonna say. I'm gonna

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00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: say forty five dollars? Alright, Well, according to the new survey,

1095
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: they say people together less than six months will spend

1096
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: an average of seven hundred dollars on Valentine's Day, seven ars.

1097
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: But people who have been together for over twenty years,

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00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: you know how much they spend? Nothing close sixty four dollars. Okay,

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00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: so my forty five wasn't that far off. I didn't

1100
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: know you're doing at the time. I don't know you've

1101
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: been with your significant other for twenty years. I had

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00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: no idea I buy. I buy gifts from my sisters,

1103
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: Is that right, sisters, mom nieces? Well this, let me

1104
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: point out that this year, guest on this year, I

1105
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: told my wife, I said, you know, we just dropped

1106
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: twenty dollars for you on Valentine I don't get fucking

1107
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: sheep on her. Dude, I said, the kitchen's gonna probably

1108
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: cost about twenty grand by the time it's all done.

1109
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: So there you go. That's a weasel. That's a weasel

1110
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: right there. Nobody's too. As I've been together with her longer,

1111
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: we've now we're just like, don't don't buy me anything.

1112
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: Just you know, let's go I have a nice meal

1113
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: somewhere or something like that. A new study from finder

1114
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 1: dot com right shows that blank percent of men will

1115
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: buy a Valentine's gift for more than one part partner. Oh,

1116
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say California should be higher. I'm gonna say,

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00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: you're very very close. You you did not go over,

1118
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: so you do win the showcase showdown. Thirty five point

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00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: five percent. Thirty five point five percent of dudes are

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00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: buying Valentine's Day gifts for more than one little lady.

1121
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: But that, uh, what percentage of women will buy gifts

1122
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: from multiple partners? About that? Say half? So I'll say

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00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: like seventeen. Close. Again of the ladies have a little

1124
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: side action going as well. So how many gifts are

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00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: you buying this year? Guests? You buying a lot of

1126
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: gifts there. Yeah, I get families big, so i'd say

1127
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: nine nine gifts. Nine you have to buy family gifts

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00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day? What do you buy? Candy or something? Uh? Yeah,

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00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 1: I got the I got the little nieces. I'll do

1130
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: like the chocolate. I'll do the edible arrangement. So I'll

1131
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: do like the chocolate covered strawberries and apples and bananas.

1132
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: It was always good, I mean not like um, you know,

1133
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: I wish we had those like flower sponsors and that's

1134
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: a good deal. Usually on the radio. They have the

1135
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: flower around this time. It's a it's a really good deal.

1136
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: They advertise on radio, but I'm not going to promote

1137
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 1: them because they don't advertise on my show. We used

1138
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 1: to do. We used to have that and I don't

1139
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: know if you remember the spots we used to have

1140
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: late at night. We used to have Cougar Love. Oh yeah, no, no, no,

1141
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: it's the Yeah, the Cougars are coming. The Cougars Are

1142
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: Coming was a website to try to get young guys

1143
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: to date Mrs Robinson. Yeah, oh yeah. We had so

1144
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: much fun. That was such a ridiculous advertising campaign, but

1145
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: it was hilarious at the same time. It was I

1146
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: don't is that still around? Probably, I don't. I don't know.

1147
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: I haven't heard any advertising a long time. It's like

1148
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: they got a lot of venture capital. When they launched

1149
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: a lot of venture capital, they were going for it.

1150
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Speaker 1: You'd like this one with Love in the Air This

1155
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: weekend with Valentine's Day weekend. This is great. So there

1156
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: was a survey that reviewed the most Googled relationship questions

1157
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: in each state, and uh, you know what. The most

1158
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: popular question in these states was guest, what do you

1159
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: think the most? The most popular Google relationship question that

1160
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: you know you asked Google was what is your political affiliation? No? No,

1161
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: it was how to break up? How to break up?

1162
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: People are asking Google how to break up? This is

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01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: in New York Connecticut. Eleven states picked how to break

1164
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: a cup as the most Google relationship question. That's good.

1165
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: We live in a day and age though that people

1166
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: usually do it via text now anyway, I know, well

1167
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: that relating to that. California and Florida, the number one

1168
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: relationship question was when the text back? That's that's like

1169
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: the new Remember when you know, I was younger, it

1170
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: was like, you know, when do you call somebody if

1171
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: they give you the number, you know you're supposed to

1172
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: call them right away? Do you wait three days? Is

1173
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: it the three day rule? But now it's so instantaneous

1174
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 1: with the text message, like you know, if the other

1175
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 1: person received the text message unless they have their block. Yeah,

1176
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: so it's I mean, you know what I'm saying, you

1177
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,919
Speaker 1: can't really wait, it's it's different. I feel bad. It's

1178
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: difficult now because they know that they sent it, and

1179
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: they know when you read it most of the time,

1180
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: and especially because you have the other locators, like you

1181
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: have Instagram that people will track you on Facebook, Twitter,

1182
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: and then you get the professional stockers that will look

1183
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: at you on LinkedIn, so sure you're you're covered all

1184
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: the way around. I also think that it's based on

1185
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 1: age group to right, Like I'd be more prone to

1186
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: not respond immediately if I was in my younger twenties. Yeah, yeah,

1187
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 1: because you're a douchebag, you know. But I mean it's

1188
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: just you know, you know, I mean you're just a

1189
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: douche know, but it's like practice, right, Like you're just

1190
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 1: swinging for the fences every single time when you're you're

1191
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: younger twenties. Yeah, you're just trying to spread your seed

1192
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: and you don't really care you well, yeah, like you

1193
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: weren't either, assholet. I wasn't successful at it. That was fine,

1194
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: But I wasn't successful at it. I mean, I'm not

1195
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Yeah, I tried. I drove all over the place.

1196
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: There was no such thing as geographically undesirable when I

1197
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 1: was at that age. But now it's like, if you're

1198
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: not within driving distance, I'm you know, please come. How

1199
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: far have you driven for a piece? Uh? Well, Santa

1200
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 1: Barbara from from the O c Uh yeah, San Diego,

1201
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 1: but that you know, I worked down there, So was

1202
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: it worth it? No, that's not it was not worth it.

1203
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: It's a long drive back. Let's see some more of

1204
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: these questions. How about Nevada and Florida? Oh, this is

1205
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: very romantic. The question they asked Google the most most

1206
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: googled relationship question? Am I in love? That wonderful if

1207
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: you got to ask? Now, this one's embarrassing. Five states,

1208
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 1: five states? Guests gone, I'm gonna tell you what was said.

1209
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: And let's see if you can guess the five states. Okay, uh,

1210
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: these are most Google relationship questions. How to kiss? What's

1211
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: the question? Take the five states? You gotta get at

1212
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: least two of the five here. You should get. One

1213
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: is very easy. Can I guess what is Utah? Yes,

1214
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: that's the easiest one. We love our friends in Utah,

1215
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: but a little a little behind in some areas and

1216
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,960
Speaker 1: more advanced in other areas. But yeah, that was the

1217
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: number one Google. The relationship question in in Utah was

1218
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: how to kiss? Yeah, I want to take a shot

1219
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: at one of the other states. Um, I can't do

1220
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 1: the Bible Belts. Yeah, it's not the Bible Belt. Can

1221
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: I do? We'll just robb to the couple of caucuses

1222
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: that just transpired. How about New Hampshire? No, not New Hampshire. Okay, yeah, Um,

1223
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 1: I'll give you the other ones that we don't have

1224
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: a ton of time. The other states that asked how

1225
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: to kiss is the most popular question were, in addition

1226
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: to you taught, Delaware, Idaho, Wyoming, and Alaska. All right,

1227
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: because it's not a lot not a lot of women

1228
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 1: in Alaska. So I guess the guys are like, how

1229
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: do I kiss? I gotta do it right? All right?

1230
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: How about this? Nearly forty percent of young Americans are

1231
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: claiming that they want to get married, but they're not

1232
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: getting married because of debt. Do you believe that? Yeah?

1233
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 1: I believe it. Yeah. I tend to believe it too.

1234
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: I just you don't want to excuse also, but it is.

1235
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,720
Speaker 1: But you don't want to go into a marriage where

1236
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: you're chasing, right, like you're trying to chase the bill

1237
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: like I didn't. I didn't get married in my late

1238
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 1: twenties because I didn't want to put our relationship and

1239
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: a potential marriage in in the red, you know, Like

1240
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be where I'm chasing a degree,

1241
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: chasing a career, being in debt, and at the same

1242
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 1: time trying to appease a wife or not appeas of a

1243
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 1: a wife, but have a fruitful relationship where you're around

1244
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: all the time or at least enough, and to maximize it,

1245
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: like I would never want to do that to somebody else.

1246
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: And then if you plan on having kids, then it's like, Okay,

1247
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 1: you gotta pick the wife and a kid or your

1248
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 1: career at least some dreams. So I never thought. I

1249
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: never thought I was gonna get married at all, because

1250
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I had such a terrible time dating. I like,

1251
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: that's never gonna happen. So I never even worried about that.

1252
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: I and I had saved. I had saved every check.

1253
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: I never spent any money, so I had a ton

1254
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 1: of money and no debt that you ate out all

1255
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, but I was one person. I made

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01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: for five I was doing mid days in l A,

1257
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 1: making an s load of money. Uh, it was ridiculous.

1258
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,439
Speaker 1: What happened that the amount of I made more money

1259
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: then that I make now as I growed up and

1260
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,479
Speaker 1: I sucked at radio then and I made more money.

1261
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: What happened? What do you mean what happened? Like? Why

1262
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 1: did you move from that spot to where you're at now? Uh? Well,

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01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,680
Speaker 1: I took some real estate advice from Tom Looney and

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01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,840
Speaker 1: that set me back quite a bit. And uh you know,

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01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 1: I made some bad decisions along the way, and the

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01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: rest assistant. That's why you need blind Scott in your corner.

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01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: Blind Scott. He advised me to buy all these shares

1268
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 1: of a weed stock. The only weed stock that went

1269
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:36,320
Speaker 1: belly up is the one blind Scott recommended. The stock

1270
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: was like ten dollars a share, and now it's worth

1271
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 1: a dollar forty asshole, fuck him anyway. A new study

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01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: conducted at the Ohio State University finds that audiences of

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01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: movies enjoy blank much more than forgiveness, the blank vengeance. Okay,

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01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: that also said the trailers. This is this falls into

1275
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: the same basket as what I always get when people say, Hey, Mollard,

1276
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: you're too negative on your radio. You know, I can't

1277
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: listen and I always respond by saying that when you

1278
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: do radio, part of you you want to be entertaining.

1279
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 1: I think the most important thing is to be entertaining,

1280
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:22,599
Speaker 1: and that's important, but you also have to engage the audience.

1281
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: And people do not respond to positivity. They don't if

1282
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: I go on and say everything's great, Oh my god,

1283
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: it's wonderful, it's rainbows and lollypops and puppy dogs and

1284
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: little babies, who the hell is gonna react. No one's

1285
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: gonna react to that. There is no no room for

1286
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: too much positivity, and there's no room for not having

1287
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 1: strong opinions. You've gotta have strong opinions. And most good

1288
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 1: strong opinions are from a negative perspective. And why do

1289
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: you think the the political and news realm right now

1290
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,600
Speaker 1: is the way it is? Like it's all yeah, like

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01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: CNN and these networks. They they say, oh, I can't

1292
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,600
Speaker 1: stand Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the greatest thing that

1293
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 1: has happened ever for cable television news. It is. It's wonderful.

1294
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 1: He is the gift. They they say they don't want

1295
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,200
Speaker 1: him to get elected again. But I promise you, behind

1296
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: closed doors, if you gave these people true serum, they

1297
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: would absolutely, absolutely say yes, I would like this guy

1298
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 1: to be reelected, because that's four more years of ratings gold. Anyway,

1299
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 1: what else do we have? All? Right, let's see here,

1300
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:31,560
Speaker 1: this is a good one. Guest, got what percentage of

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01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: Americans with romantic partners make an effort to hide their

1302
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:40,640
Speaker 1: unhealthy eating habits from their better halves? So this is

1303
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 1: like that late night snack or whatnot. I'll say, I'll

1304
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,720
Speaker 1: say it's a small one. I'll say it's like no

1305
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: bad job by you say they make unhealthy dietary choices

1306
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 1: behind their partners back. Why most people let themselves go

1307
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,200
Speaker 1: once they get into a relationship that's long term. But

1308
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,759
Speaker 1: you don't want like, like, you know, telling you occasionally

1309
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,679
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm on a pretty strict die. But on the weekend,

1310
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 1: sometimes when my wife's you know, doing something, I'll go

1311
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,640
Speaker 1: in the back and take a big handful of eminem's,

1312
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: you know. But she she finds out because she she

1313
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 1: can she can tell the eminem smell. Why would you

1314
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 1: do that anyway? Why not? I like eminem, peanut Eminem.

1315
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 1: She didn't go hide in the backyard and get away

1316
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: from your wife to go eat some eminem. No, But

1317
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,679
Speaker 1: I mean I'm pretty good, Like during I'm pretty strangent

1318
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: on my diet. Is is you know that's the question,

1319
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 1: why would you go to the back? Are you embarrassed

1320
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: for eating Eminem's? Well no, but I'm just like, yeah,

1321
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 1: maybe I should probably should be doing this, But you know,

1322
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: whatever I do, it get like a fucking crack addict.

1323
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: I love peanut Eminem's. I get a big thing of

1324
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 1: him at Costco and we have him in the house

1325
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: and that's on my cheek. Okay, so she knows that

1326
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 1: you bought those anyway, I mean exactly, So it's not

1327
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not really like I'm not going out

1328
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,760
Speaker 1: and eating a fried turkey behind your back or something

1329
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 1: like that after you lost your phone in some stupid brush.

1330
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 1: But that's after the fact. But what I mean, do

1331
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 1: you guys do peanut butter Eminem's and then maybe like

1332
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: a a some liquorice like the red We like the

1333
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 1: peanut butter, the Reese's cups wonderful. Great? Uh? Are you

1334
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 1: guys doing girl Scout cookies now since it's the season?

1335
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, my my wife bought a bunch

1336
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, don't do that. I can't eat

1337
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: that crap, you know, but I can't. I mean, oh

1338
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:29,679
Speaker 1: my god, hold on, sa see if you can dude

1339
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 1: that that I am holding these are lemons. Yeah, let

1340
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: I love the lemonades these girl Scouts? Who makes these?

1341
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: By the way, he's made in a sweatshop somewhere. It

1342
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:43,719
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But but yeah, So this is actually Mike Harmon,

1343
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,679
Speaker 1: who is like he's like the Godfather. He's like Uncle

1344
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:49,640
Speaker 1: Mike with the with the Girl Scout cookies. He's like

1345
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 1: he knows that different Girl Scout troops have different cookies

1346
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: available depending on region, and he's like such a cookie

1347
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: girl Scout cookie expert that he scouts this stuff out

1348
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:02,040
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, kind of, there's two different kinds

1349
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,600
Speaker 1: of lemon cookies. Which ones do you like? Ben So

1350
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 1: I told myself, I like ones with the frosting on

1351
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,639
Speaker 1: the back of the lemonade. Yeah, those are good. He said,

1352
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 1: I'll get you some huck up and said, no, you

1353
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,600
Speaker 1: don't need to do that. And Mike don't do that.

1354
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 1: He's got a couple of daughters that hustle man, so

1355
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:16,280
Speaker 1: that's good. It's great. And he's and he's like buying

1356
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 1: them and trading them with the Girl Scout troops in

1357
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 1: his area like he knows it's it's wild. He's got

1358
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,680
Speaker 1: a hole, He's got a whole system. Barnard Barnard transaction

1359
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,800
Speaker 1: going on with Bards hustling man. Now every package of

1360
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 1: Girl Scout Cookies it says, do not resell. People resell

1361
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 1: these things all the time. There's a whole black market

1362
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 1: for Girl Scout cookies. There is. I will admit this

1363
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 1: to you. Um. The new season, the final season of

1364
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 1: Homeland just came out on on Sunday last Sunday, and

1365
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to watch it live because

1366
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 1: I was working. I bought some thin Minton Girl Scout

1367
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: Cookies frozen and I ate the entire box during a

1368
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:00,600
Speaker 1: sixty minute episode of of Homeland just a couple of

1369
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:05,200
Speaker 1: nights ago. I mean, you just can't stop breaking good

1370
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:08,240
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, that's probably what I'll be doing this weekend.

1371
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 1: I'll be while I'll be binging on Curb your Enthusiasm

1372
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,679
Speaker 1: or something else, and just challenge down down on those things.

1373
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,679
Speaker 1: A couple more we gotta get. There's some other stuff

1374
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,799
Speaker 1: we must get to in time. Is of the essence

1375
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:23,760
Speaker 1: what percentage of Americans say a dad bod indicates a

1376
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:27,000
Speaker 1: man who's comfortable in their own skin. I'm gonna say

1377
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 1: cut and a half. Fifty eight percent of Americans think

1378
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 1: a dad bod is someone who's comfortable on their own skin.

1379
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 1: That confidence is king and all that. How about this?

1380
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 1: Nearly four and five, both both women and men, seventy

1381
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 1: percent believe a dad bought as a sign of a

1382
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,000
Speaker 1: man who is again confident and and they like, how

1383
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 1: about that something who aspire to the dad body? What

1384
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,320
Speaker 1: is the equivalent of a dad bod for a female?

1385
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking the same thing I would.

1386
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,800
Speaker 1: I had two This is a two part questions. So

1387
01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,680
Speaker 1: how about this? Think of that that one? Maybe more

1388
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 1: junn the trunk. Maybe I don't know. Okay, So what's

1389
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: the male equivalent of a female that gets uh harrack done?

1390
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I I don't know. Is there a male equipment?

1391
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could get your Johnson extended,

1392
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:22,600
Speaker 1: but you can't really show that off. Yeah. Uh, I

1393
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,920
Speaker 1: don't know. Do people do guys get asked in plants

1394
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 1: like women get no? But I knew I do know.

1395
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: Guys get caffine plants? Who knows? God? Really? Yeah? Your

1396
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 1: boy Tom Looney. Doesn't he have those the TV Dennis

1397
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 1: Tom Looney. Yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of

1398
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:42,360
Speaker 1: examine his legs like you, you'll have to give me lessons. Well, guys,

1399
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 1: nowadays they're taking a ton of h G H. Yeah,

1400
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,360
Speaker 1: there's a lot of steroids and h G H and

1401
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,559
Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah. Absolutely, I don't know. What is the

1402
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 1: what is the female equivalent of a dad? Bod? Email

1403
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:57,080
Speaker 1: us the text us send us messages? Whatever? How about

1404
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:02,480
Speaker 1: this one? How many parents are giving their babies outrageous,

1405
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:08,479
Speaker 1: outlandish names because of blank? Game of Thrones? No, why

1406
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:12,799
Speaker 1: don't I take another guy? Um? Star Wars. It's something

1407
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 1: that we all use every day in our lives. Torush,

1408
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:24,839
Speaker 1: what's that toothbrush? No? Social media? Yeah, they are creating

1409
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:28,400
Speaker 1: made up baby names, these parents, these younger parents, because

1410
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:32,559
Speaker 1: they want their child to have their own Twitter account

1411
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: and Facebook page and all that. They don't want the

1412
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 1: name taken. And if your name is Don Johnson or

1413
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 1: you know, Bob Smith, chances are you're not gonna get

1414
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: your own account. And they so respondent believe a unique

1415
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 1: name will help their children stand out on social media.

1416
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,000
Speaker 1: I believe that. I mean there's there's parents, especially in

1417
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 1: the Asian markets, that will pimp out their kids. Oh yeah,

1418
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 1: remember the story didn we tell the story on the

1419
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 1: on the podcast about the the woman that had a

1420
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 1: whole cottage business giving baby names American baby names to

1421
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:10,559
Speaker 1: uh people in Asia? Yeah, that one. And then there's kids.

1422
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,000
Speaker 1: There's kids that have their own YouTube channels are like

1423
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:16,200
Speaker 1: for TikTok the social media app, and their pimps, their

1424
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:19,400
Speaker 1: parents on their pimps. Their parents actually control like the

1425
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 1: settings and and obviously what they're bringing in so they

1426
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:25,960
Speaker 1: monetize these platforms. And then ben there's kids that get

1427
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:33,120
Speaker 1: shot opening presents like Christmas presents or birthday presents, and

1428
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:35,840
Speaker 1: it's like a whole channel of kids that are making

1429
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:40,719
Speaker 1: money off of their reaction by opening these gifts the world.

1430
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:42,639
Speaker 1: If I ever have a kid out, mean, that's gonna

1431
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,559
Speaker 1: pop that kid right on camera, boom, from birth, from

1432
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 1: cradle to grave. Gonna make sure it's verified though, right, yeah, exactly. Uh,

1433
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,960
Speaker 1: let's do we gotta come up. I just do one

1434
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,719
Speaker 1: more and we can save some of these down the line.

1435
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:59,880
Speaker 1: What percentage actually eighty percent, I'll do percent of Americans

1436
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: between the ages of eighteen and thirty four have never

1437
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:08,559
Speaker 1: done what drugs? Drugs? Uh? No, how about never eating

1438
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 1: a big Mac? Do you believe that that sucks? That

1439
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 1: seems impossible to McDonald's is everywhere everywhere world wide. Yeah,

1440
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: and this is just in America, but most people, when

1441
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,559
Speaker 1: you're a little kid, your parents take you to get

1442
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 1: the Happy Meal, and you you grow up with McDonald's,

1443
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,200
Speaker 1: so you eventually master the big Mac. Right. Yeah. The

1444
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 1: progression for me was always the chicken McNuggets as as

1445
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 1: a kid in the Happy Meal, and then it went yeah,

1446
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:35,600
Speaker 1: big Mac, double quarter pounder. And then I went to

1447
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:38,640
Speaker 1: Carlison Jr. I defected. Then there was nothing but a

1448
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: double Western bacon cheeseburger, and I have that to this day.

1449
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:45,280
Speaker 1: You still have the bacon that number four I call it.

1450
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 1: It used to be ben. Back in the day, a

1451
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:51,799
Speaker 1: number four super size was five dollars and five cents.

1452
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 1: Today it's overall eleven dollars. Oh I know, yeah, it's

1453
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,640
Speaker 1: uh well. I used to go to Tito's Tacos. I

1454
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 1: get like our favorite taco place. I go in there

1455
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,720
Speaker 1: and I would get like five tacos for like you know,

1456
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,599
Speaker 1: eight bucks or something like that. Now it's like twenty

1457
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:12,559
Speaker 1: five dollars or something like that. It's just ridiculous. And

1458
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 1: do you remember the big Max song they had back

1459
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:17,559
Speaker 1: in the day. Remember that? No, I don't don't. It's

1460
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,320
Speaker 1: before your time. I got you? All right, what do

1461
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,360
Speaker 1: we have? Don't stick to sports stories of the week?

1462
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,240
Speaker 1: Well how about this though? Can I nind of dip

1463
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:27,439
Speaker 1: into me being a great wingman? Well it's you're being

1464
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,559
Speaker 1: the narcissist, so of course you want to dip into that. Sure, well,

1465
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 1: we gotta do this. This is a great story. And

1466
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 1: since we're talking about social media, um, you have you

1467
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:39,680
Speaker 1: have now activated an Instagram account? Yes, yes, I have

1468
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 1: an Instagram account. Please follow me on Instagram. I tried

1469
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 1: to hook up the Instagram page to the Facebook page.

1470
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,880
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gone very well. But uh yeah,

1471
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 1: it's it's Ben Maller on Fox. Is my Instagram page.

1472
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,679
Speaker 1: I'm I'm new on there. Yeah. Yeah, because there's another

1473
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 1: one with your name on it too, so you get

1474
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: that's not it's yeah, okay, So I bring that up

1475
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 1: because of this, Like I'm not really like. Instagram has

1476
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:05,160
Speaker 1: its purposes for for many of things, for many of people,

1477
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,839
Speaker 1: and when it comes to to my account, I'm usually

1478
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 1: not the most trustworthy because I will send like memes

1479
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:16,080
Speaker 1: or videos or pictures to my friends at any given

1480
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 1: time and they'll do the same to me. Well, there's

1481
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,760
Speaker 1: a buddy of mine that lives in San Diego. I'll

1482
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,759
Speaker 1: call him Danny Um. He's been dating this this girl

1483
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: for less than six months. I think it's like three

1484
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: or four months. And typically when we exchange messages on Instagram,

1485
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:36,960
Speaker 1: it's usually stupid videos like car crashes or you know,

1486
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,479
Speaker 1: people like falling from hang gliding crap like that. But

1487
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,800
Speaker 1: at times will send like you know, the booty bumpers,

1488
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: the models, the Instagram models, and a lot of stuff.

1489
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:49,559
Speaker 1: So a couple of nights ago, ben I was peppering

1490
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,760
Speaker 1: him with just a bunch of pictures of all these

1491
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: hot women and he wasn't responding, so I just kept

1492
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,920
Speaker 1: doing it into the night. I come to find out

1493
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:04,920
Speaker 1: the next day that his girlfriend saw all these messages

1494
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 1: and thought, like, what the fuck is this guy like

1495
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 1: cheating on me already in the relationship. And the guy

1496
01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 1: confessed he flatt told her like, hey, my buddy and

1497
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 1: I like we always do this, da da, And she

1498
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:21,599
Speaker 1: started scrolling through the pictures I sent. This was last weekend.

1499
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:26,720
Speaker 1: Ben on a Saturday night when this all erupted. The

1500
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:30,200
Speaker 1: girlfriend thought all the women that I sent were hot.

1501
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,960
Speaker 1: They went out on a date that same night and

1502
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:40,720
Speaker 1: she said to him, pick a girl. She picked a

1503
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:45,639
Speaker 1: girl that he wanted and they took her home. What. Yes,

1504
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: he was unfucking believable. He's I had no bullshit, I

1505
01:20:53,920 --> 01:21:00,519
Speaker 1: need videos, let's go oeo. It was, come all, wait

1506
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 1: a mint because not only for him? Okay, so maybe

1507
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:05,960
Speaker 1: she's a bit of a freaky freaky la. No idea?

1508
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:11,200
Speaker 1: What he had, no idea? Wait a minute, I'm dead.

1509
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,240
Speaker 1: Come on, but how do you circumvent? And you gotta

1510
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 1: get the other party to agree to it? Come on, dude,

1511
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,240
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I was baffled. I was pissed,

1512
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 1: and I was baffled. It was unbelievable. And the guy

1513
01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:25,599
Speaker 1: is not even like that. But all of a sudden,

1514
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:30,479
Speaker 1: he was, that's crazy, man. I'm glad to know that you.

1515
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one you spam my phone. You

1516
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,920
Speaker 1: other your other friends get spam from you all the time.

1517
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,000
Speaker 1: But I said, you like food pictures, which is different

1518
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,240
Speaker 1: because that's yeah, because I'm yeah, you're an asshole. I'm

1519
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,720
Speaker 1: fast thing. I eat like two meals during the week.

1520
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,960
Speaker 1: I eat like on Tuesday and Thursday. During the week.

1521
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,599
Speaker 1: I don't eat Monday, I don't eat Wednesday, I don't

1522
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 1: eat Friday or not till Friday night. But I'd skip

1523
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: and uh, And I got you el Donkey over there

1524
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:57,400
Speaker 1: sending me photos of these massive cheeseburgers and tacos, and

1525
01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:01,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's just outrageous. It's a good alright, So

1526
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:03,360
Speaker 1: we're not sticking to sports. How about this one? A

1527
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:08,960
Speaker 1: woman celebrating her twenties six birthday, Uh, suffered quite a burn. Ben.

1528
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 1: She actually went to a hibachi restaurant kind of like

1529
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:14,679
Speaker 1: Benny Hanna's out here in Los Angeles when the grill

1530
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 1: exploded on both her and the chef. They both caught

1531
01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:24,320
Speaker 1: fire on the night of her birthday from a habbachi grill. Yeah.

1532
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,479
Speaker 1: And where were they in a restaurant? Yeah? They were

1533
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:30,920
Speaker 1: at the Kimono Japanese Steakhouse in Paragold, Arkansas. How about that?

1534
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:34,759
Speaker 1: Not to go there? They get bad habachis in Arkansass

1535
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,800
Speaker 1: What you're saying, Yeah, have you ever been with Beny Hanna?

1536
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,960
Speaker 1: I have never been. I was always offended because my

1537
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,720
Speaker 1: name was in it, you know, Benny Hannah, and I

1538
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:44,960
Speaker 1: was I was bothered by that. I've heard it's great, though,

1539
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,519
Speaker 1: I'd like to go. I've never been to a Benny Hannah. Yeah.

1540
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:49,200
Speaker 1: That they cook the food at the table right on

1541
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:53,360
Speaker 1: the habachi. That's it's like giant flat grill. Yes, and

1542
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: they have like the rice, they have the meats, the

1543
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:59,640
Speaker 1: fishes that she do order. Um. Yeah, they get a

1544
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 1: big aims and stuff. They do a dessert on the

1545
01:23:01,479 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: table as well, So all kinds of things going on

1546
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:06,360
Speaker 1: with that. But yeah, that's a good experience. A little pricey,

1547
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:11,280
Speaker 1: but it's all good. You can survive it. Um. So, yeah,

1548
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:14,160
Speaker 1: that was an interesting experience for her. She'd have a

1549
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:16,760
Speaker 1: good lawsuit. It was like a big chain restaurant. I

1550
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,840
Speaker 1: don't think that's a chain restaurant. So she's not gonna

1551
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 1: be able to get up too much money because I'm

1552
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 1: guessing they don't have I thought have insurance, So I

1553
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,320
Speaker 1: guess you can sue the insurance and get money that way. Yeah,

1554
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 1: you got to right, it's she signed some waiver release

1555
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:28,599
Speaker 1: like hey, if you're gonna have dinner here, you're gonna

1556
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:32,360
Speaker 1: watch your face is gonna be on caught on fire. Yeah,

1557
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: I mean, well, listen, there's a you can sue for

1558
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: anything any place anywhere, make tons of money like crab,

1559
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,519
Speaker 1: or not make any money and frivol Listen they throw

1560
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:43,960
Speaker 1: it out. How about this? What about who who emailed

1561
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,559
Speaker 1: you earlier? For Massachusetts? We had a couple of people

1562
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:50,760
Speaker 1: Fall River. We had I don't know, I get to

1563
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:53,880
Speaker 1: go back and look here Skip and Fall River, mass

1564
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,840
Speaker 1: We had your buddy there, Brian and north Bridge man. Yeah,

1565
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,680
Speaker 1: so how about this one, Ben, I don't know how

1566
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:02,400
Speaker 1: many how good your first dates have ever been? But

1567
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:10,800
Speaker 1: a woman in Massachusetts became we'll say the wheelman. She

1568
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,519
Speaker 1: went on a date with a guy after they had

1569
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:18,120
Speaker 1: connected on a dating app and lo and behold. During

1570
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 1: the date, she became the unexpected getaway driver after the

1571
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 1: guy that she met robbed a bank while on their date?

1572
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,640
Speaker 1: Is that the story that she wanted to tell the

1573
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:31,760
Speaker 1: police that I've never met this guy? And yeah, so

1574
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:36,160
Speaker 1: the guy pleaded guilty. Did it work? What did what work?

1575
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: Did she get out of having to go to jail

1576
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: for being the getaway driver? Yeah? The guy got three

1577
01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:45,600
Speaker 1: years in prison plus a couple of years uh probation

1578
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:48,720
Speaker 1: as well, the woman wasn't charged, but obviously she's got

1579
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:51,559
Speaker 1: a great story to tell as as being the the

1580
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,760
Speaker 1: accomplice or at least as soon as you put it,

1581
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:55,360
Speaker 1: like you put a gun to her head or something

1582
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,360
Speaker 1: like that, is it? Uh? No, in all story, I

1583
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:59,400
Speaker 1: guess what she did was she told the police that

1584
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:03,120
Speaker 1: she picked him up from his parents house UH in

1585
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:07,760
Speaker 1: Rhode Island. They drove thirty miles to UH to Massachusetts.

1586
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:11,519
Speaker 1: They had some wine in the passenger seat of her car,

1587
01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:16,560
Speaker 1: um and then basically they they were going somewhere and

1588
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:17,920
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he got out of the car,

1589
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:21,160
Speaker 1: went to a bank and UH and robbed it only

1590
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:24,519
Speaker 1: for a thousand dollars too. He had a gun hat. Listen,

1591
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:26,400
Speaker 1: if you're going to rob a bank and go to

1592
01:25:26,479 --> 01:25:28,240
Speaker 1: jail for three years, you've got to get more than

1593
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:30,880
Speaker 1: a thousand bucks out of it. What are you doing? Yeah,

1594
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,840
Speaker 1: she didn't know what was going on. So like after

1595
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,599
Speaker 1: he robbed the bank, he ran back in the car,

1596
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:36,640
Speaker 1: was like, hey, let's go. She had no idea what

1597
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:39,880
Speaker 1: was going on, panicked and then drove off. So wow,

1598
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:43,200
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Have you ever had any kind of

1599
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:48,439
Speaker 1: traumatic first dates? Have I? Yeah? I was on a

1600
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:52,040
Speaker 1: first date and uh, and there was a shooting at

1601
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 1: the end of the date. I was taking the date

1602
01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,519
Speaker 1: back to her, walking through the car, and there was

1603
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:59,920
Speaker 1: a shooting that took place, and all these people come

1604
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,840
Speaker 1: running down the street. Whether these women are wearing their

1605
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,200
Speaker 1: like night the clubbing dresses, you know, and they had

1606
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,360
Speaker 1: their shoes off, and they were running and screaming, and

1607
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:10,120
Speaker 1: some guy had driven but I lived in Lincoln Heights

1608
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,479
Speaker 1: and some guy had driven by and shot up this

1609
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:17,240
Speaker 1: club and uh, and then drove down the street. All

1610
01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:21,040
Speaker 1: these people are running away and uh, screaming for their lives.

1611
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: And that was That was the last time I ever

1612
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:28,559
Speaker 1: saw that. That woman. She was all right, my wife's hotter. So,

1613
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:32,639
Speaker 1: oh god, how about this? What are your telltale signs?

1614
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:37,920
Speaker 1: Little woman's pregnant. I'm gonna guess you feel kind of

1615
01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:41,759
Speaker 1: sick in the morning and your stomach becomes in large.

1616
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, those are pretty good indicators, right,

1617
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 1: unless you're really car bloading. Um. A twenty nine year

1618
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:53,200
Speaker 1: old woman gave birth prematurely on a city sidewalk, and

1619
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:56,200
Speaker 1: when she did it and officers arrived, she told him

1620
01:26:56,240 --> 01:27:01,200
Speaker 1: she had no idea that she was pregnant. She stupid.

1621
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:10,160
Speaker 1: Can you guess the state that's happened in? I don't know,

1622
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,479
Speaker 1: give me a hit. It related to an answer I

1623
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:20,560
Speaker 1: provided you earlier. That was number one answer. Oh, that's unbelievable.

1624
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:25,040
Speaker 1: She went outside, observed, uh, observed something wasn't feeling great

1625
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:29,840
Speaker 1: about herself, and then lo and behold um snap crackle pop.

1626
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:34,120
Speaker 1: She had no idea. She told the police officers that

1627
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:36,879
Speaker 1: she was pregnant, and then obviously she was in distress

1628
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:39,280
Speaker 1: immediately as she heard some crime that was not from her.

1629
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,439
Speaker 1: It was from her a little infant, but all as well.

1630
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:47,240
Speaker 1: So she drinking and smoking and doing drugs the entire time.

1631
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:49,599
Speaker 1: The kid was in the womb. I hope not right. Well,

1632
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:52,080
Speaker 1: not's in Utah, man, That stuff doesn't. Probably you're drinking

1633
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:55,120
Speaker 1: milk occasionally, though, she went rogue. Guest had chocolate milk.

1634
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:59,320
Speaker 1: Have you ever dated a Mormon? No? I have not.

1635
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:01,400
Speaker 1: I had more when I a kid growing up in

1636
01:28:01,479 --> 01:28:03,840
Speaker 1: the o C. There, I was friends with some Mormon kids,

1637
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:06,160
Speaker 1: but I know I have never dated one. No, have you?

1638
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:10,360
Speaker 1: Have you? I had a Vega story from with a Mormon.

1639
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:13,400
Speaker 1: That's well, that's a one night stand. That's not really dated.

1640
01:28:13,479 --> 01:28:15,080
Speaker 1: I didn't I don't have sex with there, but it

1641
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:18,920
Speaker 1: was a fun story anyways. Um, we got we got

1642
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:22,120
Speaker 1: some other good things too. Uh all right, what else

1643
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:25,760
Speaker 1: do you say I sent to you that story earlier? Um?

1644
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:31,640
Speaker 1: The the majority of serial killers are Taurus. Yeah, you know,

1645
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:34,200
Speaker 1: as a Taurus myself. I'm very proud of that. That

1646
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:35,880
Speaker 1: And I wish I had known this when I was

1647
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:38,639
Speaker 1: a kid. You know, why what do you like Steve

1648
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:43,599
Speaker 1: bushemy in? Uh? Was it Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison?

1649
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:45,240
Speaker 1: Wh he puts the lipstick on? He has that like

1650
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:49,479
Speaker 1: murder sheet? Well? Well no. The reason I wish that

1651
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:51,479
Speaker 1: I had known this study when I was a little

1652
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:56,920
Speaker 1: kid is because I would have used it to my advantage. Boy. Now, seriously, right, women,

1653
01:28:57,160 --> 01:28:59,960
Speaker 1: most women like a bad boy. They like an outlaw.

1654
01:29:00,439 --> 01:29:02,960
Speaker 1: I can say, listen, you know, I'm pretty buttoned up

1655
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 1: and all that. But I'm a Taurist, which means I

1656
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:08,960
Speaker 1: could be a serial killer. I have that in me. Right,

1657
01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:11,679
Speaker 1: come on, you don't want a nice guy, I'm a taurist.

1658
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,679
Speaker 1: I seem like a nice guy, but at any moment

1659
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:17,120
Speaker 1: I could become a serial killer. But that I don't know.

1660
01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:19,040
Speaker 1: How do I play for you because you're a bigger

1661
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:21,680
Speaker 1: guy when you were younger. Yeah, but may it might

1662
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,559
Speaker 1: have worked, you know, women just like a bad guy

1663
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:25,439
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Like I looked at the list.

1664
01:29:25,479 --> 01:29:27,800
Speaker 1: Did you see the list? And it's like there's a lot.

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Speaker 1: There's quantity, but not quality of serial killers. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I saw Jeffrey Dahmer was on there. Yeah, but Dahmer

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Speaker 1: is not a tourist. But I don't think he's a tourist.

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Speaker 1: Is no. But because it broke it down by months. O. J.

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Speaker 1: Simpson wasn't even in there. Well he's he only killed two.

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Speaker 1: That's not a serial killer. But John Wayne Gacy' is

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Speaker 1: a famous one. He's a Pisces, right. Jeffrey Dahmer is

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Speaker 1: a Gemini. By the way, Jeffrey Dahmer former Ohio State

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Speaker 1: Buckeye Boom boom boom. How about that? Uh, they don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't like to talk about Ted Bundy, Sagittarius. How

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01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,960
Speaker 1: about that? These are the most famous serial killers I

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Speaker 1: could recall, Like the guys that are taurus Is are H. H. Holmes,

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Speaker 1: who they says the first modern serial killer I've ever

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Speaker 1: heard of him? The Hungford massacre. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: that guy is, the person behind that, I don't. I

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01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:23,080
Speaker 1: don't know most of these people. The werewolf of Wistaria,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess a lot of these are

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Speaker 1: in England. Maybe that's why I don't know who they are.

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01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,320
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't take you for a killer anyway. You

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01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:32,880
Speaker 1: probably a hard time putting down an animal. I've killed

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01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:35,800
Speaker 1: a lot of radio, done a lot of bad things

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Speaker 1: with radio, bled a lot of ears. How about this one? Um?

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Speaker 1: This happened in Pennsylvania. An elementary school called the police

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01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:49,200
Speaker 1: after a kindergartener with Down syndrome made a finger gun

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Speaker 1: and pointed at the teacher. Is that right? Yes, but

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01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 1: this is a kid that's gotta do z You know,

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01:30:56,960 --> 01:31:01,320
Speaker 1: he's got a issue, technical issue, And what kind of

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01:31:01,439 --> 01:31:05,000
Speaker 1: moron that person should lose their job? You know, I'm

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01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:06,720
Speaker 1: usually not for people losing their job, but if you're

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01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:09,080
Speaker 1: that dumb, you're gonna call What are they trying to

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01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:10,800
Speaker 1: teach the kid a lesson or something like that? You

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01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,599
Speaker 1: will never do that again. So people will never do

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Speaker 1: that again. So supposedly, she was following the district's threat

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Speaker 1: assessment policy because a six year old child with Down

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01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:26,519
Speaker 1: syndrome made a gun gesture. I mean what, no throat

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01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:28,479
Speaker 1: slash like it has to be a gun gesture from

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01:31:28,479 --> 01:31:34,920
Speaker 1: a childhood down syndrome like that's UNFUSA at six exactly,

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01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:39,559
Speaker 1: the bunch of dummies, ridiculous. It's the it's the world

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01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:43,400
Speaker 1: we live in. These are the people teaching the next generations.

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01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:46,600
Speaker 1: It's wonderful. It's your people. Well, it happens in Pennsylvania,

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01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:49,599
Speaker 1: So you don't hear that many good stories from Pennsylvania anyway, Right,

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01:31:50,920 --> 01:31:53,960
Speaker 1: mostly Florida. Most of that is Florida. It's a little

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01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:57,679
Speaker 1: low hanging for it. And I'm good with that. Um,

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01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,479
Speaker 1: are you good on my stories? How about that? Do

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01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:03,360
Speaker 1: you see je Bezos spot a new house? Um? Probably

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01:32:03,439 --> 01:32:05,240
Speaker 1: every day he buys a new house. No what what

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01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:08,599
Speaker 1: housed over a hundred forty six million dollars out here

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01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:10,840
Speaker 1: in the West coast. Fucking wait a hundred and forty

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01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:14,080
Speaker 1: six where's the house at? Uh? Well, I gotta look

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01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:18,439
Speaker 1: at the address or at least the location for Laurence

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01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:21,360
Speaker 1: Sanchez is a new girlfriend, right, Yes, I knew Lawrence

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01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:24,400
Speaker 1: Sad I dinner with Laurence Sanchez at the Laker games

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01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:26,479
Speaker 1: back at the Forum back in the day. How was she?

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01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:30,840
Speaker 1: How was she? Was she engaging? Was she nice? Oh yeah,

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01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:35,840
Speaker 1: she's a very bubbly personality. Um. Players loved her. They

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01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:38,080
Speaker 1: all wanted a date her. They were all hitting on her.

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01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:42,920
Speaker 1: Shock and that era of the Lakers. Um. But it's

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01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:46,160
Speaker 1: amazing to me that she's now they're getting married, right,

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01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:48,519
Speaker 1: or they got married or something like that. A hundred

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01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 1: and sixty five million dollar house, you know, but she's

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01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:55,040
Speaker 1: like married to Bezo, So she's getting married dating probably

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01:32:55,080 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 1: we would you want to get married to him? Oh? Sure, yeah,

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01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:02,200
Speaker 1: but I'm seeing like must have put a spell on him.

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01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:05,519
Speaker 1: That's wild, man. But she's a very attractive woman and

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01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:08,400
Speaker 1: all that. But that's like the biggest catch for like

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01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:11,040
Speaker 1: in the female gender. That's the that's the home run.

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01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:14,719
Speaker 1: That's the richest man in the world. Yeah, a hundred

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01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:17,559
Speaker 1: sixty five million dollar house in Beverly Hills. Does that

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01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:20,280
Speaker 1: include what's the h o A on that? Dude? Can

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01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:24,720
Speaker 1: you imagine? Because much like registration for like a Ferrari

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01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:28,040
Speaker 1: or a Lamborghini, I wonder what the homeowners insurances? I

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01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:32,040
Speaker 1: forget that. I wonder what the property one point of

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01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:35,040
Speaker 1: a hundred sixty five million dollars. Oh, my god, you

1738
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:40,240
Speaker 1: do the math. That is insane. That is great, that

1739
01:33:40,439 --> 01:33:42,560
Speaker 1: is that is absolutely wild. You want to guess what

1740
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:47,760
Speaker 1: his net worth? This? I know he sold some stock recently.

1741
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:51,400
Speaker 1: I read that and that like affected it, But I

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01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:57,160
Speaker 1: don't know what is his network? Billion dollars billion? A

1743
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,479
Speaker 1: billion is a hundred million, right? Yeah? Oh my god?

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01:34:00,520 --> 01:34:03,439
Speaker 1: Could you imagine? I don't know how many lives I

1745
01:34:03,439 --> 01:34:06,280
Speaker 1: would need to have to make that kind of coin.

1746
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:11,040
Speaker 1: You never do what we do. We've never made. We

1747
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:13,559
Speaker 1: do a free podcast, bro bonos. You would never make

1748
01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:18,360
Speaker 1: that kind of of money. But it's crazy. Imagine if

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Speaker 1: you were like a high school buddy of bezos, you

1750
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:23,559
Speaker 1: knew him growing up. Does he just cut your check?

1751
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:26,080
Speaker 1: You know? Does he just randomly hand out money to people,

1752
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:28,680
Speaker 1: especially tight wad? Yeah, especially if you were loyal to

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01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:30,519
Speaker 1: him or a good friend, like if you got punk

1754
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:32,120
Speaker 1: back in the day, but you're the one guy like

1755
01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:35,200
Speaker 1: his white Knight that kind of rescued him or hung

1756
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,280
Speaker 1: out with him. Yeah, I wonder if he was like

1757
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:40,120
Speaker 1: a nerd in school and people like women wouldn't give

1758
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:42,120
Speaker 1: him the time of day and all that, you know.

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01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:43,960
Speaker 1: But then the other thing about when you're when you're

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01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:50,760
Speaker 1: that rich, do you become overly suspicious, paranoid and do

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01:34:50,960 --> 01:34:53,840
Speaker 1: unreasonable things since you're worried that like a wormhole is

1762
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:55,960
Speaker 1: gonna sweep you up and your dream life is gonna

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01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:59,800
Speaker 1: end at any moment. Yeah, if you became wealthy, be

1764
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:04,160
Speaker 1: on beyond belief. Like I could imagine you like cutting

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01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:07,479
Speaker 1: your life off from everybody like me, just buying an

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01:35:07,479 --> 01:35:11,000
Speaker 1: island somewhere in the South Pacific and saying bye bye. Yeah,

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01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:14,559
Speaker 1: like you deactivate every account that you own. An island,

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01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:18,080
Speaker 1: I'd have an island with a moat around the island,

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01:35:18,240 --> 01:35:21,080
Speaker 1: and I'd have armed guards. You can't have You can't

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01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:23,240
Speaker 1: have a moat without another piece of land on the

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01:35:23,320 --> 01:35:27,840
Speaker 1: other side, you dummy. No, I would put crocodiles and alligators.

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01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:30,160
Speaker 1: I've got it all figured out. I got it all

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01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:35,559
Speaker 1: figured out. Crocs or alligators, either one. You gotta have both,

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01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:38,639
Speaker 1: especially with the moat. Fu. Yeah, isn't Florida the only

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01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:42,040
Speaker 1: place where both of them are locals? That's correct? Fun

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01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:44,880
Speaker 1: fact about the gators. Well listen, Uh that is what

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Speaker 1: we have for not sticking to sports again. Uh yeah, thanks,

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01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:53,360
Speaker 1: thank you. So follow us on Twitter at ben Mallor

1779
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Speaker 1: couple of Twitter at David Jay Gascon and also Instagram.

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Speaker 1: My hand us at Dave Castcon. I'm on the Graham.

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Speaker 1: on Fox. That's my name there and then put on

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Speaker 1: Fox at the end of it. You can follow me.

1785
01:36:10,439 --> 01:36:12,720
Speaker 1: We have our email which no one sends. I did

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01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:15,920
Speaker 1: see we want a contest in Dubai. I saw that

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01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:18,479
Speaker 1: you got an email on the Fifth Hour. What is

1788
01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:21,800
Speaker 1: the actual it's you and your Muslim dating website that

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01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:26,080
Speaker 1: spams that account. It's the Real Fifth Hour at gmail

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01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,719
Speaker 1: dot com. If you want to send us an email

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01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:31,799
Speaker 1: on Facebook page, we are soliciting questions every Wednesday or Thursday,

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01:36:31,840 --> 01:36:35,400
Speaker 1: typically Thursday the day that we go into the studio

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01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:37,240
Speaker 1: to record the podcast, So you can do that on

1794
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:40,760
Speaker 1: Facebook and then that's Ben Maller's show. Make sure the

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01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:43,760
Speaker 1: shows in there. You can follow the show page and

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01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:47,080
Speaker 1: to have a great weekend. Enjoy whatever you're doing there

1797
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Speaker 1: and we will be back on the radio Sunday night

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Speaker 1: in the Monday, and then another podcast next week. See

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Speaker 1: you