WEBVTT - We're Super People! 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:06.160 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:07.640 Washington Broadcast Center. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:11.680 Jack Armstrong and Joe Gatty. I'm strong and Gatty and 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:17.239 he Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.880 Now, some of you may know me as a stand 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.760 up comedian and from my appearances on Roast, but I 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:32.480 am not here to roast to tonight. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:34.920 I want you to know that. And how could I 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:39.199 really You're all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:40.080 you could really do. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.760 Anything, I mean except tell the country who to vote for. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.080 But it's okay, you'll you'll get him. 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:49.800 Next time if there is one. 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:53.840 I'm scared. It's all lord. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.640 She took a little gentle jab at them, but then said, 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.800 you're right about everything, and I love you. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:00:59.480 Accept me. 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:05.640 Canadian Nikki Glazer hosting the Whatever Awords show that was 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:06.839 last night doesn't even matter. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.520 It's hard to wrap your head. 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:15.920 Around how these things used to matter to people. And 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.679 when the bubble popped, man, it popped big and hard. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.480 Oh yeah, yeah, It's funny how things can go so fast. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:24.880 Now, we thought that was happening with the NFL a 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.760 couple of years ago, that that bubble had popped, and 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.920 it looked like it might have for a variety of reasons, 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.160 but man, it's back bigger than it's ever been now 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:36.280 after yesterday, and the playoffs are set and they start 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.000 this weekend. So somehow that made it comeback. Was that 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:42.320 mostly driven by all the kneeland for the national anthem stuff, 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:44.800 because at the time it was, well, that's part of it, 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.440 but also people have so many entertainment options. Well clearly 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.800 that was while it is true, not much of a 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.040 factor because the NFL has come back with the same 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.320 number of entertainment options out there. Yeah. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.640 I think the thing with the NFL is that their 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.600 claim was this is a crazy entertaining sport to watch, 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.560 which is true, and then the woke crap and the 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:07.280 politics interfered with the fun of watching it. But then 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.880 they bounced back, I think with a Hollywood crowd. Their 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.400 claim was we're so perceptive and wise, you should listen 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:17.959 to us on every topic. The claim wasn't, hey, movies 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:21.079 are super entertaining because they, you know, often are. It 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.520 was this whole inflated we're super people thing that got 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:29.320 that got people deflated. I mean, seriously, if you're at 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:31.560 a holiday party, for instance, and I attended a couple. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.079 They were delightful because I was drinking at the time. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:42.200 If you have an orthodontist, a software sales guy, and 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:45.519 an actor, and you're chatting with all three of them, 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.480 and you're expressing your opinions on I don't know, Trump's 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.160 new term or the economy or something like that, would 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:57.040 you seriously be more interested in the actor's opinion than 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:00.240 the orthodonist or the software guy? Not a buy not 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:05.520 about if you are, why not about anything outside of 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.280 perhaps movies. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:11.600 And fashion maybe, but not even sure about that. If 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.119 the top if the topic of how do you prepare. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.440 For a movie roll came up, then yes, but virtually 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:19.760 any other topic, why the hell would you? 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.280 Yeah, that's pretty funny, but that clearly is true. So 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:27.480 all we were off for two weeks and joke and explained, we're. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.760 Really really good at not working, by the way, I mean, 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:32.840 I don't mean to brag, but I'm great at it. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.840 I was doing a different sort of work that I 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.440 find harder than this job, which is being a parent. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.560 For two weeks and uh running around doing all the 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.920 stuff of birthdays and Christmas and all that sort of thing. 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.240 And came to work exhausted and now I'm finally getting 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.640 a little bit of rest here for the first time 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.920 in two weeks. But was travel around Washington, d C. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.120 You spent several days there and did all the sights seeing, 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:59.920 did all the normal stuff. My kids had never been there, 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:04.120 and my youngest really enjoyed it. He's a superhistory buff 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:08.000 and everything and was really into it. My oldest clearly 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.080 did not and was only being sort of polite, which 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:14.760 I knew was a decent chance of that. I was 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.640 going with the because I've had this own experience in 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.279 my own life where I did a bunch of things 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:21.640 as a kid that didn't mean necessarily much to me 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:23.520 at a time at the time, but as a grown 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.600 up means something to me. So I'm perfectly fine with 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:28.520 them not digging it in the moment and thinking that 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.640 someday they will. And I also know that it gives 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.800 you a reference point for everything you're going to see 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.320 the rest of your life about. Oh, Like you know, 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.880 on the twentieth when you're watching the inauguration, you'll see 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.200 the capital and you'll know where that is, and then 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.280 you'll see a picture of the mall and all the people. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:45.839 And you'll know where that is. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.000 In relation to and when they show you the Supreme Court, 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:49.960 you'll know, Okay, that's behind the Capitol over there. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:50.800 It's just I don't know. 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.359 I feel like it gives you a helpful understanding of 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:54.320 what's going on there. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.600 And the size of everything. I think it's helpful to 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:57.160 see in person. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:00.880 Yeah, but it was in interesting to me. It seemed 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.920 pretty clear, and I've thought this my whole life. First 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:06.760 of all, I don't understand y'all travel with little kids 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:07.279 or babies. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.599 I don't get it. You know, do whatever you want. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.960 I'm not criticizing it, just I don't know how you 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.720 enjoy it and they're not getting anything out of it. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.320 So I just I'm just amazed that you do it. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.520 The taking a couple of Really you're pushing a stroller 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:22.839 with a two year old and the other one of 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:25.520 you is holding a baby all around Washington, d C. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.960 Why But I mean you again, you enjoy it, so 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.480 that's fine. And not saying there's something wrong with it. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.160 I just have tried that got nothing out of it. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.600 No knew the kids were not getting anything out of it. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:40.080 So I pass you can ask those people about that. 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:44.040 I'm going to ask shops Christmas shops. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.599 With his dog. Guy? What's going on there? 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.240 As we went to the big outlet malls, you know 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.839 before Christmas Delaney and her boyfriend were in town. 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.039 It was great fun. Huh. So's so cool. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.880 Although, by god, youngsters eat a lot. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:02.279 It's spectacular. It's like watching Lion Tar Harda and Pally. 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.560 You just can't believe how much they're eating. And they 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.600 stay thin anyway. Uh oh yeah. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.400 So we're at the outlet, Well, you got these people 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.479 shopping with their dogs. I tell you what, honey, there's 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.599 nothing I like more than a crowded shopping experience where 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.479 I'm juggling packages and my feet hurt and I'm waiting 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:19.839 in life. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.120 Wait a minute, I have a brainstorm. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.640 I know how we could complicate this. 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.039 Let's bring an animal with its own needs. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:27.239 I just don't get. 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:32.080 It right, and a tangent. I'm doing the weave here, 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.160 I'm doing the Trump weave because things keep popping. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:34.360 In my head. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.440 And I am doing Trump dance, which I did a 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:37.560 fair amount over the vacation. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.880 Anytime I was happy, I would do the Trump dance. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:42.440 Dog. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.640 The number of dogs in the airport and on the 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:48.320 plane just spectacular, just spectacular. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.400 I thought they had cracked down on mat or. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.920 I assumed they were going to clearly not service animals, 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.200 clearly just people who want to take their dog on 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:56.599 a flight. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.880 And it doesn't really bother me. I've never had it. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.159 I've never had a moment where it's impinged on my 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:05.440 happiness in any way whatsoever. So I'm not complaining from 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.080 that standpoint. I'm just surprised that we allow it to happen. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:12.680 That, combined with the wheelchair crowd. So many people in. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.760 Wheelchairs I mean used to fly and there would be 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:19.880 occasionally a flight with a person in a wheelchair, not always, 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:24.040 and certainly not multiple. Now it's ten wheelchairs lined up 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:28.840 every single flight, right because Southwest, Because a whole bunch 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.000 of you figured out that gets you a good seat, 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:32.320 or you get to get on first. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.760 And then, as Joe says, they're magically healed during the flight. 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.200 It's a miracle. And there's like two wheelchairs on the 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:43.840 other end when they get off the miracle flight. I've 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.520 cured you, Yes, Katie Well, I. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.640 Was fascinated the last flight I took. They were all legit. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.520 It was a wheelchair basketball team. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:52.600 There was like them. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:56.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, if I can see you're actually missing legs, fine, 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:58.600 but you you just don't want to walk. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.200 I can tell by looking at you. Man. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.520 I was sitting next to on one flight a baby, 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:05.440 which I don't mind. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:06.640 I don't mind it all. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.920 If you've been a parent, the sound of a baby crying, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:11.120 I don't even notice it. 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.200 I mean it like has no effect on me whatsoever. 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:15.960 No, I just feel bad for mom and Georg dad, 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:17.920 and I'm not near as concerned about it as they 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:18.440 think I am. 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:21.600 But God, there was a couple next to me. They 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:26.160 had four kids under the age of five. I mean, 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.560 a baby, a one and a half year old, a 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:31.840 two and a half year old. I mean, it was 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:36.480 just incredible, I thought. And they had the patients going 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.040 they are doing a really good job. But I thought, 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.440 you are really Whooh, that's a lot. 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.800 Yeah, you'll never work that hard again in your life. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:45.120 That is something. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.880 But so to the people a sight seeing, there are 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:54.680 so many people, and I've noticed this back, jeez, years ago. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:59.280 There are so many people at all tourist things I 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.920 go to that clearly don't seem to be interested in 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.840 it at all. And I always wonder, why are you here? 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.360 Why are you here an art museum where people are 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.520 just walking through, looking at their phones or talking. Why 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:17.040 are you here? All the kids, almost every kid under 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.840 the age well almost under every kid of any age actually. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.560 I saw occasionally a kid that was like super interested 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:25.559 in because they're kind of a the kind of kid 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.720 that's a history nut or an art nut or whatever. 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.520 But the fast majority have no interest whatsoever. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:31.960 What are we doing? 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.920 Mom and dad said we're going, or the relative or 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:37.800 friend who's into it said hey, I want to go 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.880 to this, and you're like, all right, I'll go fine. 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:44.280 But I saw many examples where the mom and or 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:48.839 dad clearly weren't interested either, And I thought, why does 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:50.199 so many people do this? 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:53.800 I would like to hear an announcement, ladies and gentlemen, 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.480 just a reminder, if you'd prefer not to be here, 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.760 get the hell out so the people who are into 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.240 this could enjoy it more. Again, if you're not into 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:02.960 being here, please exit the building. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:06.520 I thought that at one point, I'm in the National 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:08.680 Art Gallery or whatever it's called, one of the best 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.240 art museums in the entire world. My kids weren't interested 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:14.120 in going fine, they went to the hotel. I went 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.760 by myself. It was like the best hour of my 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.440 last three weeks. But I walked around and looked at art. 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.120 But I thought that very thing. I thought, if you 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.520 made an announcement right now, how many of you really 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.120 don't want to be here? You can go if you want. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:32.960 I was guessing eighty percent of the people would leave. Wow, 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.280 And I just wonder, why do you go? What do 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.560 you do? You feel like you should? Is it so 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.600 you can say you were there? Is it so you 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.800 can get in the modern era? The picture do you 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.240 put on your Instagram or or Facebook page? 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:46.800 It shows you've been there, so it makes your life 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.440 look interesting. I don't know what that is. 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.480 But the one that bothers me the most. And Joe's 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:52.840 got a famous story, Katie, you probably haven't heard it of. 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:56.079 Was it Arlington Serum Cemetery where you yelled at a kid? 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.480 Yeah? Arlington National? Yeah? 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.760 Yeah, So I didn't go to Arlington National. Check it 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:01.640 out another parents child? This correct him. 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.240 This was a similar sort of thing, And again I 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.000 just wondered what was going on there. We're at the 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:09.320 World War Two Museum, which i'd never been to before 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:12.640 because it's fairly recently built. We're at the World War 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:17.000 Two outdoor monument thing, not museum lined door monument thing, 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:21.320 and there's a couple of kids riding around on the 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.320 inside portion of it where they got the freeze and 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:26.640 the flowers and the quotes about all the men who 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.000 men and women who sacrificed for our country and everything 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.120 like that. Couple of kids riding around in the line scooters, 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.199 just weaving in and out, riding around and stuff, everything 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.079 like that. You're obviously not supposed to do that, even 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.560 if there's no sign saying don't do that. I would 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.320 think you would know you're not supposed to do that. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.840 And I was going to say something to the kids. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.559 I was thinking to you obviously and that you had 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.440 done it, and I just couldn't contain my disgust with it. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:50.760 Anyway. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:52.880 I was going to say, hey, this is a memorial 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.480 to dead soldiers. Don't ride your scooters in here. Okay, 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.679 go up there. But then I saw they got too 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.520 far away from me. For one thing, I'm gonna walk 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.240 way over there. And then Mom was with them walking 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:07.040 along talking on the phone. So's she's walking around talking 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:11.600 on her cellphone in the middle of the We're supposed 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.360 to be honoring the dead soldiers of World War Two 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:17.280 while her kids are riding around in scooters, And I thought, 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.400 why are any of you here? I would just I 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.560 would just love to know. As a psychology thing, I 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.440 just I'm interested in why did you take the time 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.080 to come to Washington, d C. Why did you come 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.480 all the way over here? Why did you look up 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.240 World War two memorial and bring your kids? 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:38.160 What is your purpose? It's not the same as mine, obviously, Yeah. 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.040 I just think what you have is a dull with 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:44.120 and her dull witted children taking what they could from 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.680 what they heard was one of the most important places 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.720 to go as a tourist. But as their wits are dulled, 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:54.880 they could develop no appreciation for it. You can yell 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.760 at your dog for failing to appreciate Shakespeare, but he's 0:12:59.000 --> 0:12:59.480 a dog. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.080 But right, if I don't like Shakespeare, I don't read it. 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.920 If you don't care about the World War Two memorial, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:12.000 why would you go? I just, honestly like makes my 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:15.360 head explode, wondering why I wanted to talk? Why are 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.960 you here? You clearly have no interest. You're making it 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.440 worse for everyone else. Why don't you just leave wouldn't 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.200 you be happier. Wouldn't you be happier if you went 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.400 to the the Nike store? Wouldn't that make you happier? 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.760 I just think the halfwit enjoys being at the top 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.880 of the Washington Monument and is amused to see the 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.600 Capitol Building in the Lincoln Memorial because they've seen it 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:39.080 on TV. But that's as deep as it goes. You're 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:40.640 just not gonna get any more out of them. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:41.080 Hum hm. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.640 They should have like a couple of days a year 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:47.800 for all tourist things of only people that actually want 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.680 to be here. If you could have some sort of 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.720 test for that, that'd be fantastic. We got more on 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:58.200 the ways to hear. I'm gonna look at some of 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:01.040 the texts from you people on uh, why do you 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.000 go to tourist stuff? 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:03.640 You have no interest in in? Your kids have no 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:05.080 interest in? Why are you there? 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:09.600 Text line four one nine five KFTC. I find that interesting. 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:12.720 So this is a bit from a while back, but 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.720 it's as relevant as ever. From the geniuses at the 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:16.679 Bebylon B. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.040 Your word is woman? 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:21.400 Can I have the definition? 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:21.720 Please? 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.280 Uh? 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:29.240 Why don't you ask Judge one that question? 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.160 Can I have the definition of women? 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:36.840 Please? No, why not? The thing is a woman is there? 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.000 A woman is? 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:38.560 Is? 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:39.120 Is? 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.520 What she's trying to say is that each person gets 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:50.120 to define for themselves what a woman is. So can 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:50.960 you define it? 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:52.960 No? 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.400 Why? I just want to know the definition of women. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:58.880 And that makes you a hate for a little big 0:14:58.920 --> 0:14:59.760 at Lincoln. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:07.640 You know, I wish we had the whole thing, I 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:08.160 really do. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:10.240 I like to tone that makes you I hate for 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:11.160 a little big at Lincoln. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:17.520 But think of what percentage of society either when along 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:21.560 with that, goes along with that insanity willingly or has 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.680 like been browbeaten into silence. 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:24.200 Man. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:31.600 Lot of different kinds of restrooms as I travel the country. Restaurants, hotels, airlines, 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:36.480 whatever gotta have the gender neutral or both genders or something. 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.600 Are they don't put a name on are You click 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.720 on the buy the tickets for your airline and you 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.400 get more than two choices for male or female? There's 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.640 like five choices for some reason. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:51.520 Is there any other mental illness or quirk that we 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:57.600 have institutionalized in our restrooms? Is there like an anxiety 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:59.800 restroom where people who get to you know, on a 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.600 gently or a depression restroom where you can, you know, 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:05.520 spend a little time on your own, but then people 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.720 reach out to you. Hey, I can see you're down 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:08.720 there in that stall. 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:09.560 Let's talk. 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:12.600 If Southeast Airlines had just stuck with male and female 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.720 when you're buying a ticket, would they gotten I mean 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.040 back when the trans thing really had a head of steam. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.200 Would they had just gotten picketed and like really taken 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:22.880 it in the shorts. Would there have been a boycott 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:25.480 or would nothing have happened. I think nothing would have happened. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:27.880 I think you'd have suffered no penalty if you did. 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:32.640 Just we're just gonna stick with male and female. I disagree, 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.320 but I'm not confident. I think the. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:40.320 Legions of the woke, young, angry online types would have made. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:41.120 Their lives miserable. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:44.840 And your own employees, right, all your young employees would 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:46.440 have wanted to quit and made a big deal out 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:46.680 of it. 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:50.160 Who've been indoctrinated from age five to twenty five in 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.640 America's education system. So you know, I don't hate the 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.600 young people. I just need to change their minds. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:57.560 Well, it go away at some point when you go 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.720 to buy an airline ticket and it's back to just Mayland. 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:03.600 Female will depends how much progress we can make in 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:04.720 reforming our schools. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.360 I'll bet it goes working on it, that's my prediction. 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:11.240 Well, I think it will because it's utterly unsuffortable by 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.600 anything reasonable or factual or logical. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.199 Are you doing the seventy five hard to start the 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:17.119 new year or not? 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:23.200 Among other things on the link Armstrong and Getty, rising threats, 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.520 the country is on edge after a deadly New Year's 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:31.159 Day terror attack that investigators say was inspired by ISIS. 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:34.399 I just wanted to play that again to this is 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:38.119 like a semi New Year's resolution, not that Joe and 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:43.680 I haven't been doing this for years anyway, The country's 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:46.639 on edge. Do you know anybody who's actually on edge 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.240 because of the terrorist attack in New Orleans? Yeah, it 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:53.200 was an indication that Islamic terrorism is still a thing 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.000 we need to watch out for. Blah blah blah this, 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:57.320 But do you know anybody who's actually on edge, like 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:03.399 actually more nervous sense last two Wednesday night, living their 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:07.719 life differently or whatever the media tells us all these things. 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.720 What's interesting, what we're scared about, what we're sad about, 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:13.640 and it's just it just doesn't match up with the reality. 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:16.960 Around you, right, I thought it was horrifying, sad, sickening, 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:22.320 thought about Islam, Islamism, thought about losers, angry losers who 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:25.840 latch onto extreme ideologies. Then we went off and lived 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:27.359 our lives and I didn't think about it for a 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.359 single second in various crowded places that I was now 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:30.680 for a. 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.119 Second right right right in Washington, nice lady told me 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:33.840 I'm on edge. 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:34.880 So I guess I'm on edge. 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:35.160 Yeah. 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:37.879 May was just texting with my nieces, who assumed one 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:40.960 of them got back to She lives in Boston and 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:44.879 stilt Kansasity Airport. Not no flights till Wednesday, they're saying. 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.119 So she went for a flight on Saturday night, not 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:48.320 going to be a flight till Wednesday. 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:50.800 That's a long time to hang out now. 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.400 I went to mister point of order, mister chairman, it's 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:54.720 a Monday as we're speaking. 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:56.560 Yeah, it's two days hence. 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:59.840 Yeah, this is historic by Midwest standards. In Washington, DC 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:03.000 all closed down today, which you know is good. You 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:06.399 can't can't steal your money. I flipped off the IRS building. 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:08.679