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Speaker 1: Would you like to go out with Joseph again? We

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Speaker 1: will pay for it? No, thank you, I'll pay all right, Brooke?

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Speaker 1: you just said to you? He said an injured little

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Speaker 1: puppy at the corner. Joseph, no second date for you, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, big surprise. You're such a douchebag dude

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Speaker 1: like I was trying to defend you at some point. Great,

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Speaker 1: you call it defending me, Joseph. I support you and

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Speaker 1: your tattoos. Man. Whatever, Thanks, Jubil, You're welcome. Joseph's about

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Speaker 1: to make another tattoo appointment, has Brook and Jubil on

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Speaker 1: his chest, crossed out in the morning, and I'm magic.