Speaker 1: Why everybody was on Lauren Sanchez's asked about what she
Speaker 1: wore to the inauguration. I'll never know. And then like
Speaker 1: they're showing pictures of Mark Zuckerberg looking at her boobs.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He could have been looking that way,
Speaker 1: and she has boobs. You're allowed to look at someone's boobs.
Speaker 1: He didn't have sex with her, like whatever. It's like
Speaker 1: if you're looking the wrong way. I've sometimes caught eyes
Speaker 1: with someone by accident and like seeing them catch me
Speaker 1: catching their eye and I wasn't even looking at them,
Speaker 1: but in that moment, my eyeballs caught there as if
Speaker 1: it was on camera, be like, oh, Bethany steals a
Speaker 1: glance with George Clooney while Amal stands by, like I
Speaker 1: just don't know if Mark was looking at her tits
Speaker 1: and she has boobs, and that's okay, But everybody's acting
Speaker 1: like she went in for the pope to be anointed,
Speaker 1: like she was at an inauguration. Okay, Trump has seen
Speaker 1: some boobs. Yes, there's a guess an appropriate attire for inauguration.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. You can't win for losing.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be yourself, be honest, not try to
Speaker 1: be somebody else. But then when you do something that
Speaker 1: everybody decides is not appropriate because they are assigning their
Speaker 1: own value to it, then they kill you. And she
Speaker 1: hasn't been this type of famous, which no one's ever
Speaker 1: been this type of famous for that long. She's a
Speaker 1: public personality married to one of the most powerful men
Speaker 1: on the planet Earth who's a a gazillionaire billionaire, like
Speaker 1: not a normal billionaire. Like there are normal people, there
Speaker 1: are the normal rich people, then there are a normal
Speaker 1: rich famous people. Then they're fucking gazillionaire billionaires. And that's
Speaker 1: what he is. And I've known her for years. I
Speaker 1: knew her since she was she met and wasn't even
Speaker 1: married to her second husband, Patrick Whitzel, when he was
Speaker 1: like a lower agent and he ended up taking over
Speaker 1: Hollywood with Ari Emmanuel starting endeavor representing Ben Affleck and
Speaker 1: Matt Damon. I mean we were neighbors in Malibu, like
Speaker 1: I know her ex and I remember and he was
Speaker 1: hot and he had game game. He and this guy
Speaker 1: Scott Stuber who married Molly Sims. They were running game
Speaker 1: in LA and like they were too hot to trot.
Speaker 1: Scott Stuber also very successful now. And I remember in
Speaker 1: Sundance meeting Lauren with Patrick, and she was so nice
Speaker 1: and she was pretty, and she had that like sort
Speaker 1: of exotic Latin look, and she was I think on
Speaker 1: like extra or something some like local news in la
Speaker 1: But she was hot and she was nice, and I
Speaker 1: didn't know she was married before to a football player
Speaker 1: and NFL football player into Patrick Whitezell was impressive to me.
Speaker 1: Fucking landing Jeff Bezos. And by the way, I saw
Speaker 1: her and Patrick at the Beverly Hoose Hotel in a
Speaker 1: booth when she was taking her helicopter lessons, which is
Speaker 1: quote unquote how she connected with Jeff Bezos. But I
Speaker 1: also was at Mark Burnett's party when Jeff Bezos, Patrick Whitezell,
Speaker 1: and Lauren Sanchez were there because she was there with Patrick.
Speaker 1: They were all friends the couples. So anyway, I've known
Speaker 1: her for not well, but whenever I run into her,
Speaker 1: she's cool and she's always been the same, so we
Speaker 1: can't get mad at her. She always had the boobs out,
Speaker 1: she had the boobs out. She got a hot body,
Speaker 1: so she had the boobs out at the inauguration. If
Speaker 1: she started wearing like some pussy bow turtleneck, ruffled fucking
Speaker 1: down nabby bridgeton outfit. We be saying to her, Oh,
Speaker 1: now she thinks she's hoity toity, you know, like Megan
Speaker 1: Marco used to dress a little more like you know,
Speaker 1: she used to dress more like Zara and like like
Speaker 1: not cheesy. But and then all of a sudden she
Speaker 1: became like muted tones, royal family girl, which she's allowed,
Speaker 1: but there was a change. Lauren Sanchez has stayed true
Speaker 1: to who she is. And I like that she's with
Speaker 1: Jeff wearing jeans and a cowboy hat and you know,
Speaker 1: her Arima's bag, her tank top and her boobs tits
Speaker 1: up and he's like jacked now, and like they get
Speaker 1: to do whatever the fuck they want. I've only talked
Speaker 1: about them forty six times on this podcast because she's
Speaker 1: the Megan Marco with no rules. As I've said, she
Speaker 1: doesn't have to follow by anybody's rules because she who
Speaker 1: makes the gold, makes the rules. And if she wants
Speaker 1: to show up in her underwear at the inauguration, I
Speaker 1: think he'd have her. I think they'd have her. I
Speaker 1: don't think they're they're gonna kick her out. I do
Speaker 1: not think that Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos have to
Speaker 1: abide by any dress code anywhere, including mar A Lago.
Speaker 1: I think Jeff Bezos could wear fucking Superman under rus
Speaker 1: from the seventies and walk in in a in a
Speaker 1: in a speedo with an American flag on it into
Speaker 1: mar A Lago. I really do. And I think Lauren
Speaker 1: Sanchez could have tassels on her titties and like a
Speaker 1: piece of American cheese on her on her on her wazoo.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. People are like, no, it's an approval, Okay,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, nobody cares. Nobody's listening because they
Speaker 1: got to do what they wanted to do and they'll
Speaker 1: do it again. So I don't think she's wearing a
Speaker 1: turtleneck next inauguration, but we shall see. Maybe it'll be
Speaker 1: my inauguration, maybe I'll be running for president. And literally
Speaker 1: right now I'm in this I did yoga and my
Speaker 1: pajama pants and a bra. I'm on my life. I'm
Speaker 1: wearing pajama pants and a bra right now in my
Speaker 1: podcast studio in the basement, like I wish you could
Speaker 1: see me. I'm sweating because I had this thing over
Speaker 1: it but I'm wearing pajama pants with rabbits on it
Speaker 1: and tits out, and Lauren Sanchiz would be very proud.
Speaker 1: So I was out with someone the other night, and
Speaker 1: I've realized that as a successful, wealthy public person, and
Speaker 1: you could be just a successful business woman and run
Speaker 1: into people being either intimidated or feeling threatened by you,
Speaker 1: or all the things that people say. And sometimes it
Speaker 1: sounds like we're delusional and no one's threatened or no
Speaker 1: one's jealous or whatever. But trust me, it does happen.
Speaker 1: It happens a lot like what I do and the
Speaker 1: opportunities I have and who's on my call list ends
Speaker 1: up intimidating people to the point where they'll admit it
Speaker 1: or they'll come out later, or you could see they're insecure,
Speaker 1: or it makes them think about their lives or their
Speaker 1: mid life crisis or their jobs. It happens. And I
Speaker 1: was out the other night with someone who is very
Speaker 1: successful but not in my industry or even my industry adjacent, Like,
Speaker 1: we don't touch the same things, the same deals. There
Speaker 1: could be some crossover, but it's really not. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like six degrees of separation. It's like third cousins,
Speaker 1: that would be they'd be crossover in anything business. And
Speaker 1: you know what, that's a winning formula. Someone who's very successful,
Speaker 1: equally successful in ways, credible and very good at what
Speaker 1: they do and like they know a lot that you
Speaker 1: don't know, but it doesn't have any specific crossover who
Speaker 1: you're talking to on the day to day who's like
Speaker 1: a ball or is not someone that they might be
Speaker 1: talking to. And so that's one thing I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say, just something to think about, food for thought.
Speaker 1: I also that it was interesting that when I had
Speaker 1: breck on the Life Coach, he said that if you're
Speaker 1: with someone you want to be evolving. To me, that
Speaker 1: means a couple of things. You want to be with
Speaker 1: someone that provokes growth in that something is brought up
Speaker 1: in that relationship where you have to work on yourself
Speaker 1: to make it work, and you work like you're seeing
Speaker 1: something in that relationship that you have to work on
Speaker 1: that's not too glaring. Sometimes someone could just their existence
Speaker 1: could make you feel bad about yourself and if you
Speaker 1: can't overcome that, that's not good for you. But also
Speaker 1: if someone's like more educated in different ways, like this
Speaker 1: person reads more than I do a lot and kept saying,
Speaker 1: did you read this book? Did you read that book?
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, the Warm buffetbook I'm reading right now.
Speaker 1: Next year I'll finish it. So like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I know a lot about a lot. I
Speaker 1: have a good like I'm a good critical thinker, very analytical,
Speaker 1: and i have good reasoning skills. But I'm not well
Speaker 1: read in everything. I don't know everything about politics. Many
Speaker 1: people that I meet are more knowledgeable, and I often
Speaker 1: am attracted to because there are people that i'll date
Speaker 1: that like will send me articles and it feels like
Speaker 1: I'm getting articles for my dad, you know, like sending
Speaker 1: me things I should know, and I always read them.
Speaker 1: I love those types of like mentor relationships or someone
Speaker 1: that just like is into things you're not. Longevity, spirituality,
Speaker 1: different level of meditation, a different level of medicine or
Speaker 1: exercise or whatever. So I'm liking that. But this person
Speaker 1: that I was at with brought up something and they
Speaker 1: were like, well, they said something like this is going
Speaker 1: really great, and they're like, oh, I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: Almost like that they thought they were jinxing it, which
Speaker 1: is called like a kanahara, and like I think that's
Speaker 1: how you pronounce it in Yiddish, meaning don't say you'll
Speaker 1: jinx it. And I don't believe in that. I believe
Speaker 1: in perpetuating positivity. I believe in that table is hot,
Speaker 1: it could keep going. Do not start thinking the table's
Speaker 1: not going to be hot. Same thing with the set
Speaker 1: of waves. Catch every single wave. You might just not
Speaker 1: get tumbled that day, and you might get tumbled, but
Speaker 1: it might if you rode all those good waves, the
Speaker 1: tumble's not gonna matter that much. So like why I
Speaker 1: do believe there are wolves at the end of the
Speaker 1: bed and I know a tumble is coming. I don't
Speaker 1: operate in that space. I don't operate thinking I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna ride all those waves because I know a tumble
Speaker 1: is coming. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking push this to
Speaker 1: the edge. So I do believe in like the perpetuation
Speaker 1: of positivity, Like just keep pushing the positivity forward and
Speaker 1: work in relationship and friendships and parenting. Bam, are you
Speaker 1: wearing a nightguard? Are you wearing a nightguard? Have you
Speaker 1: ever been told you need a nightguard? Are you young?
Speaker 1: And when I mean young, I mean like I'm younger
Speaker 1: than your thirties even forties, and you've been told to
Speaker 1: wear when you're blowing it off, it feels weird. You
Speaker 1: think you're wearing like a frickin' neck brace and you
Speaker 1: just don't want to do it and you're punting it.
Speaker 1: That was me easily ten for ten fifteen years. I grind.
Speaker 1: A lot of people grind and you won't realize it
Speaker 1: for a while. Your dentist will realize it because they'll
Speaker 1: see erosion, not erosion or wearing in the back teeth,
Speaker 1: which can be very problematic later. A nightguard really stops
Speaker 1: from that. You can have lockjaw, You can have sensitivity
Speaker 1: and nerve issues where everything feels like if you eat,
Speaker 1: it's a cringe because of the grinding, and you just
Speaker 1: need to get a hold of it, and you need
Speaker 1: to get a nightguard that works for you. There are
Speaker 1: ones that are like a visa line. There are ones
Speaker 1: that are bigger and gummy. No guy that I've ever
Speaker 1: been with that is elite and amazing and hot and
Speaker 1: rich and perfect has ever given a shit about my nightguard.
Speaker 1: It's part of who I am. Some men snore, They
Speaker 1: need fucking snoring tapes. Some men put a mask, and
Speaker 1: we're all in this together at a certain age. Okay.
Speaker 1: And actually a major, major influencer was asking about it,
Speaker 1: and I gave her a lot of advice. I'm like,
Speaker 1: fucking go right now and get it. Get your nightguard
Speaker 1: if you can afford it. Tell them to make several
Speaker 1: so you have one in your travel bag. If you
Speaker 1: have a different home, they it becomes like a shoo
Speaker 1: It becomes like a pacifier for a baby. So just
Speaker 1: understand that you have to lock the door before you
Speaker 1: get robbed. If you've been told you grind, if you've
Speaker 1: been told you haven't need a nightguard, get it. You
Speaker 1: can even ask about it. And also, if you have
Speaker 1: jaw issues and you do grind, your jaw muscles can
Speaker 1: really expand and it becomes like bicep muscles that you're
Speaker 1: working out like you're grinding every night, makes that stronger.
Speaker 1: And sometimes people have a pronounced jaw. I used to
Speaker 1: have a jaw that looked different than it does now.
Speaker 1: People think I actually removed part of my jaw like
Speaker 1: it's or crazy, you know, And you can do botox
Speaker 1: to relax that muscle. Just don't do it too much
Speaker 1: because you kind of then your jaw dissolves, meaning it's
Speaker 1: over a very long period of time, like over a year.
Speaker 1: It's very gradual, maybe it's like twice a year. Some
Speaker 1: dentists would say, you don't want to do it too
Speaker 1: much because then your body's not really feeling the effects
Speaker 1: of if you're grinding, Like your muscles don't really know
Speaker 1: if you're grinding because you're not feeling that muscle increase.
Speaker 1: I believe in the botox aspect because I believe you
Speaker 1: have to reduce it. I believe in the massaging of
Speaker 1: the jaw on your own. There's a way to do
Speaker 1: it inside your mouth, and also if you're getting a massage,
Speaker 1: have the massage it. And also it affects the rest
Speaker 1: of your body. Like I have, I grind more on
Speaker 1: my right side than the left. I can feel it
Speaker 1: in the teeth sensitivity, I can feel it on a jaw,
Speaker 1: and massage therapists say to me they can feel it
Speaker 1: in that side of my neck. So all of you know,
Speaker 1: our body is connected to each other. And there are
Speaker 1: a thousand things to handle right in your life. From
Speaker 1: a superficial standpoint, waxing and electrolysis and laser and facials
Speaker 1: and whatever the fuck. And then there's also like an
Speaker 1: acupuncture and lymphatic and whatever. And then there's also like
Speaker 1: do you need a podiatrist? Does your arch off? What
Speaker 1: about your back? What about your jaw? Like your teeth?
Speaker 1: You know, all of it, all of all of the things.
Speaker 1: So you've got to do jaw thing. You just have
Speaker 1: to check the box. And that's the end to the Puster,
Speaker 1: to the aster, the ausp