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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 2: loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me,

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Speaker 3: pretty lady, but I think I'd be remiss if I

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Speaker 3: didn't tell you your eyes are.

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Speaker 1: Like ikea, what what?

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Speaker 3: I'd love to get lost in them?

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Speaker 1: Like they have extra parts, like what do you say?

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, resist the urge to tie him up

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Speaker 3: with his own ascot and smoking jacket. Instead, tell him

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Speaker 3: you'd love to share a bottle of scotch with him

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Speaker 3: while you two discuss the nineteen sixties sexual revolution.

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Speaker 1: And that's when you give the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 3: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 3: play on the air.

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Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Lisa, Uh, this is like so cool meeting you

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Speaker 4: the other night. Listen. I'm actually going to a party

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Speaker 4: coming up and the theme of it is the Golden

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Speaker 4: Age of show Business and I'm going as home free

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Speaker 4: bo guard. You know the here's looking at you, kid,

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Speaker 4: but you can dress as anyone you'd like. I mean,

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Speaker 4: Ava Gardner had Lee Lamar, she was a fox, right,

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Speaker 4: or even Marilyn Monroe if that tickles your fancy.

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Speaker 2: Well, we talked about the drugs on her.

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Speaker 4: And you know, back then no one actually used propylactics.

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Speaker 4: Just saying that because you know, it's good to stay

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Speaker 4: in character, and and back then nobody used them, So

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Speaker 4: you know, yeah, he brings.

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Speaker 1: Up some good points.

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Speaker 3: If you're gonna be in character to a party, you

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Speaker 3: might as well go all the way.

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Speaker 1: My guy is assuming, and then assuming the next thing,

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Speaker 1: and then assuming the end of everything.

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Speaker 5: I do some research into how that worked out for

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Speaker 5: those women during that time of their life.

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Speaker 1: Not well, yeah, nobody cares about them. It's not the men.

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Speaker 1: I guess you got the research right now. That's right.

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Speaker 3: In nineteen forties, it was all about men and cocaine,

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Speaker 3: So you get it, right, bro.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Jammy, this is Lady AP. You walked out

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Speaker 6: of your session and you seem very upset.

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Speaker 5: I just want to reassure you that.

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Speaker 6: Just because I am a psychic doesn't mean that the

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Speaker 6: future is.

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Speaker 7: Within your control.

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Speaker 6: So my advice is lay down a few training pads

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Speaker 6: around your house. Don't let your dog go outside, for

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Speaker 6: I would say the next week.

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Speaker 5: My vision I told you I.

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Speaker 6: Have about him getting the worms.

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Speaker 2: It's very real.

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Speaker 5: But if you keep him from eating out of other people,

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Speaker 5: trash and disaster may be avoided. Oh and lock up

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Speaker 5: your trash too, because uh, trash is trash.

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Speaker 1: Next, good life lessons from the psychics.

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Speaker 5: But I probably would walk out too if my prediction

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Speaker 5: was about my dog getting work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we will go to psychics for huge things.

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Speaker 1: When you're gonna die? When am I gonna get married?

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Speaker 3: It's like you may get direct in the next week.

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Speaker 1: You're in control of your own destiny. Good life.

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Speaker 3: Now many of you know this, but I've actually dabbled

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Speaker 3: in the art of the mystic universe cosmic signals, and

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Speaker 3: my prediction is that our listeners are going to go

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Speaker 3: on a long spiritual journey to the brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: TikTok page. You will experience a great awakening the likes

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Speaker 3: of which you've never felt before, watching videos that could

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Speaker 3: possibly prove your aura and give your worthless life true meaning.

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Speaker 6: Is this better than one of those salt lamps?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Much better?

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Speaker 3: And it's only available on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.

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Speaker 3: Take your journey there now. I predict we're going to

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Speaker 3: go back to the clips in three two.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Hey, doctor, I hope you don't mind me

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Speaker 7: calling you on your your private numbers. Becky in your

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Speaker 7: office gave it to me, so I hope that's okay.

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Speaker 7: I really need to get in to see you because

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Speaker 7: my bones are itching. Have you ever heard of that

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Speaker 7: itchy bones? Right now? One of them d doesn't have

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Speaker 7: anything about itchy bones, So you know, can I make

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Speaker 7: an appointment because I really like to come in and

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Speaker 7: see you. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Oh my gosh, I stand corrected. Giving the

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Speaker 3: number to a psychic is the normal thing to do. Now,

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Speaker 3: giving it to your doctor's receptionist after your itchy bone

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Speaker 3: syndrome is the weird thing.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe the receptionist gave that out. What if

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Speaker 1: the itchy bones.

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Speaker 5: Is really a thing like you got that really deep

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Speaker 5: itch you know sometimes that you just can't scratch no matter.

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Speaker 3: This guy, I say, I feel.

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Speaker 1: Like there's something here.

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Speaker 3: Our pink elephants whispering secrets into your ears?

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Speaker 1: Also, I don't know, but just thinking about it. My

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Speaker 1: tibbious starting to bug me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll find that number and make sure you can

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Speaker 3: call this reception next.

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Speaker 1: Hey it's me, so it's up.

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Speaker 7: Oh right, yeah, this is this is voicemail.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, man, I don't normally do these, but like, hey,

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Speaker 2: when we talked, you were you were like cool. But

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Speaker 2: oh about the whole monkey thing, Like if we all

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Speaker 2: come from monkeys, why are we keeping monkeys after zoo?

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Speaker 2: You know, aren't they like future humans? That's like for

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Speaker 2: babies and in prison. Wow, I was just there something

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Speaker 2: I was I was thinking about. Anyway, let's you know,

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Speaker 2: let's kill what you can next.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's pretty sure.

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Speaker 6: What what Darwin meant?

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: The most sane person on the Loser Line this week

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Speaker 3: the guy who wants monkeys to wrong the streets.

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Speaker 1: Like humans or lock babies up. I'm not sure because

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Speaker 1: I would go to a baby zoo. I need to

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Speaker 1: open that. You can open it with your own kids.

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Speaker 3: A Loser line regularly at this time every week, and

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Speaker 3: make sure that you subscribe to The Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: TikTok Patrick can hear your favorite Loser line of the

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Speaker 3: week every week, right, there Now, we're gonna get into

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Speaker 3: a phone tap in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,