Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: So this is Derek.
Speaker 1: Operator, yes, operator.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is Derek. How can I help you?
Speaker 3: I don't want to speak to a bot. Operator? This
Speaker 3: is not an operator.
Speaker 2: Is there a problem with your phone or not that
Speaker 2: I can help you with? So it? Can I help you?
Speaker 1: Operator?
Speaker 2: This is the person who can help you with your phone?
Speaker 2: Or you're back? Is there an issue I can help
Speaker 2: you with?
Speaker 1: Are you a bot?
Speaker 2: This is not a bot? How do I know you're
Speaker 2: not about? Because I'm answering your questions.
Speaker 1: But bots can answer questions as well. Operator.
Speaker 2: May I help you with anything? Story? This is Derek?
Speaker 2: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Okay? Same bot?
Speaker 2: This is not a bot? What is your issue?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Derek?
Speaker 1: Derek? My name is Pete Deakins, and I'm very upset.
Speaker 2: What are you upstood about?
Speaker 3: My phone is simply not working and I can't get
Speaker 3: the E tunes to open up on my ephone and
Speaker 3: I need it fixed, and I've called yesterday somebody tried
Speaker 3: to help me out. I don't know if it was
Speaker 3: another bot or what, but it was completely useless.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, it's an iPhone and is iTunes?
Speaker 1: No, it's my phone.
Speaker 2: I know it's your phone. Yeah, I'm trying to help
Speaker 2: you with the app. The app is called iTunes. Is
Speaker 2: that the app trying.
Speaker 1: To e tunes? I it's called iTunes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, iTunes? They could go. Okay, and you're using an iPhone,
Speaker 2: so yeah, you have.
Speaker 3: A pump and I can't get my camera to sync
Speaker 3: up with my ephone either.
Speaker 2: Look, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish.
Speaker 2: You're not making a lot of sense, and you're being
Speaker 2: kind of rude.
Speaker 1: Operator.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not a I'm trying to help you. I
Speaker 2: need you to help me. Help you. Okay, Now look
Speaker 2: at your phone and just walk me through what the
Speaker 2: problem is that you have. What do you see on
Speaker 2: your phone right now?
Speaker 3: It's just a blank screen. Right now, I'm just staring
Speaker 3: at a Samsung logo.
Speaker 2: Samsung. Yes, that's an Android. That's my iPhone.
Speaker 1: It's a phone.
Speaker 2: We take care of Apple products.
Speaker 1: Yes, so fix my phone.
Speaker 2: This is not an Apple phone. You'd have to go somewhere.
Speaker 1: Operator.
Speaker 2: I am an operator. Look, I'm sick and tired of
Speaker 2: people calling the line and you're having issues when I'm
Speaker 2: not about I'm a real person who can help you.
Speaker 2: I need you to stop making different cells. And we
Speaker 2: are at the store, work with you. Who have people
Speaker 2: have massputers. Stop doing it, stop just listening for a second. Okay,
Speaker 2: mess it, I'm taking up. Don't call down yet.
Speaker 3: This is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a
Speaker 3: phone brank on you and your coworker Pete set you up.
Speaker 1: Joke. He said that you guys get a lot of
Speaker 1: ridiculous complaints. I want to me to mess with.
Speaker 2: It too early. Of course, you would
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks.