WEBVTT - Drinking Bath Water!

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I want I want to play a fun game. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to ask a question, but I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what it is ahead of time. Eight five

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<v Speaker 2>five five nine one one oh three five. And this

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<v Speaker 2>is not that I'm not I'm not setting you up

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<v Speaker 2>for anything like terrible. But I want you to call

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<v Speaker 2>right now if you if you're feeling a little risky

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<v Speaker 2>on a Friday morning, I want you to call right

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<v Speaker 2>now eight five five five one oh three five because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to I don't want you to

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<v Speaker 2>think about it. I want your instant answer without having

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<v Speaker 2>time to process it, and then call with an explanation

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<v Speaker 2>because you're normal to say, hey, this is what we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about, and then you call if you have something

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<v Speaker 2>to say, or your text, and then if we like

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<v Speaker 2>your text, we'll call you back and put you on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio whatever that is. But I don't want I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want that now. I think it's only going to

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<v Speaker 2>work like one person because I'm gonna say it and

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<v Speaker 2>then everyone else gonna hear it on a hold and

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<v Speaker 2>then decide if they want to talk about it and

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<v Speaker 2>hang up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not embarrassing, though, it's a surprise. I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh this surprice topic. Yeah, it's first period. Everybody call

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<v Speaker 4>it now, call now, damn it, kayleb. This is why

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<v Speaker 4>I can't tell you anything. You're like my mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah yeah. If it's a big secret, I'm a.

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<v Speaker 4>Vault, but any little thing, I can't hold water either.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want to see how much people trust me

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<v Speaker 2>right now, because it's gonna take about forty five seconds

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<v Speaker 2>for them to call because there's a delay, So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna wait.

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<v Speaker 3>But trust me here. This is it's not that question.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not. It's not grow. It might be gross, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's not. It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not setting you up to look stupid. I promise you.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody's not.

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<v Speaker 4>That's when somebody who's setting someone up to look stupid

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<v Speaker 4>will say, I guess what I set up like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna make you look stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Just call I can I can see why you would

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<v Speaker 2>think that.

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<v Speaker 3>I promise he can't want you to know that you're

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<v Speaker 3>being heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hey Claire, Claire, I love you, Claire, good.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning, good morning. I love you too.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people trust me because they're calling like crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we'll do other stuff. Nobody calls it now.

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<v Speaker 2>We do this and you all call it. Okay, We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get everybody and put eybody on hold and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>see how many hang on for this. Claire, here's the question.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you'll find this relatively ar There was a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of build up.

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<v Speaker 3>But are you in a relationship, Claire? I am? How long?

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<v Speaker 3>Any detail? How long have you been in this relationship?

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<v Speaker 3>Two and a half years.

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<v Speaker 2>And you still like the guy or or whatever you're into.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not an important unfortunately. Okay, here's the question. Would

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<v Speaker 2>you drink your significant other's bath water for one thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Easily?

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<v Speaker 3>How much? You know how much bath water? I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>specify that. I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that this is go up or down

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<v Speaker 2>based on him. Let's just say a cup of bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>because aside from the soap or whatever is in there,

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<v Speaker 2>like that's chemical.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have a problem with this. You kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me? Bath water? Where can I go?

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<v Speaker 3>Who's do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Bath?

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<v Speaker 3>One of a thousand bucks?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, think of a think of the other things

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<v Speaker 2>I've I've consumed in a relationship, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>So like bad want?

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<v Speaker 2>No problem. Here's the other question, and this is just

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<v Speaker 2>an offstion because I saw it on TikTok a couple

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<v Speaker 2>days ago. Would you punch him in the face for

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<v Speaker 2>a billion dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Girl? Yes, And I'm not advocating.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not advocating for this. I'm not saying this is right.

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<v Speaker 2>The number would don't you don't make me laugh? Would

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<v Speaker 2>you let him punch you in the face for a

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<v Speaker 2>billion dollars? A billion dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Claire? Yeah, but like how or how hard? Okay? How

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<v Speaker 3>hard is he punching it? That's fair?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I agree, right, And I'm not advocating for this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying that was the question. I'm just here

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<v Speaker 2>to ask the questions. Thank you, Claire, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sorry. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically, hobbies owed a billion dollars? Hey, yeah, Hey Michelle, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 2>would you drink your significant other's bath water for one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>You would? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you let him or her punch you in the

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<v Speaker 2>face for a billion dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I would do. I certainly would.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, I'm not a tough guy, but I

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<v Speaker 2>would let a petite female or any female for that matter,

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<v Speaker 2>punched me in the face, even if it hurt a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>For a billion dollars. Yeah, no, I'm with a billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Right like I'm even even a little a little locked

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<v Speaker 2>out for a while. I mean maybe I'm on the

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<v Speaker 2>ground for a minute. A billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the money. Now, I got the money.

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<v Speaker 2>While you're in there, take out some of his mid section.

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<v Speaker 2>No go or go right ahead? Thank you, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a good day, Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Jason, I appreciate the trust you having me. Jason,

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<v Speaker 2>would you drink your significant other's bath water for one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>You drink? Would you drink your signific And this isn't

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<v Speaker 3>what do you mean? Jason?

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<v Speaker 2>Repeat that like it's not a normal question to ask people.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you drink your significant of this bathwater for a

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<v Speaker 2>thousand bucks? Girlfriend, boyfriend, whomever? Oh yeah, why, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that one's that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I do it for free. Oh yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think it's that bad. Jason. Thank you. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>You would you wouldn't do it?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, absolutely not. I don't play with backley functions and

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<v Speaker 5>stuff like that. I'm not drinking somebody's bath water for

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<v Speaker 5>one thousand dollars. A thousand dollars came in Mari, right, oh, Marian.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't want to What do.

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<v Speaker 2>You are you the one buying the eighty seven dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, carrots, I can't get a murger from five guys

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<v Speaker 3>with a thousand dollars? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, oh no, Now you can punch me though,

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<v Speaker 5>like kack me out.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a hey, hey, Jason, would you drink my bath

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<v Speaker 3>water for a thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, well I would drink anyone's bath water for

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet throw well the dollars you wouldn't. I will go.

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<v Speaker 3>I will go right now to the ATM and give

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<v Speaker 3>a thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Dollars for bath wall. I will not even look at

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<v Speaker 1>your bath water. I don't play that. You can't. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me watch a movie one time when I was pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>and this happened in the movie. There was a little

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<v Speaker 1>more to it. It was gross. I couldn't even watch that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I threw up at my own house like

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>And you guys know I.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk about like my bodily functions. You know I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 3>the show whatever. I'm doing things, but I can't do

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do the bathwater. I don't know that making

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<v Speaker 3>you a thousand bucks is exciting enough. She's crying, like you,

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<v Speaker 3>there's no bath here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we have a I mean that we

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<v Speaker 2>would spend money on a bathtub and then you know not.

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<v Speaker 3>We would be eating and cooling. But yeah, turned the

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<v Speaker 3>bath water off.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, Kaylin, you would do it? Yeah, A

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<v Speaker 2>thousand bucks, yeah, I honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>I could wait. Yeah, I could wait. A little credit

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<v Speaker 3>card thousand bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like I mean seriously, but to think about it,

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<v Speaker 2>like if you're if you're sleeping next to somebody every night,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're doing whatever you're doing, you're consuming all kinds

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So like a bath water, look, cup of bath.

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<v Speaker 4>Water, thousand bucks done worse to FA A billion dollars. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't get punched because I can't get one more concussion,

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<v Speaker 4>because I think we'll be in CTE territory.

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<v Speaker 2>But you got a billion dollars, cal I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>ct I don't want that for you either. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>but say they can wheel you to your mansion or

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<v Speaker 2>you're yawn or whatever, it will be fine, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>for a small fee.

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<v Speaker 3>She will play with that. I'd take don't do any

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<v Speaker 3>bodily functions because she will not. Ye, you'd be great.

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<v Speaker 3>You would be in a nasty do well for a

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<v Speaker 3>small feet Wait, what'd you say?

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<v Speaker 5>She would be in a nasty diaper like I'm not changing.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll believe as the cargiver.

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<v Speaker 2>I would hire someone to do that because we have

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<v Speaker 2>a billion dollars to work with. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, make sure it got changed by somebody else, your caregiver.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't play that. Yeah. She will will manage.

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<v Speaker 2>Your health by managing other people and your money.

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<v Speaker 1>You know good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, no worry about it. Hey, Lauren, Lauren, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>would you drink your This is the kind of award

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<v Speaker 2>winning content that we do here. This is why we're

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty sixteen Golden Dome Best Dome Award winner in

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<v Speaker 2>the state of Illinois. And we can't win one sense,

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<v Speaker 2>but mainly because we don't actually we don't actually apply

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<v Speaker 2>for them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's amazing, Lauren. We don't win awards in this business.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't win Marconi's don't and it's crazy because we

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<v Speaker 2>actually don't sign up for them either. But for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm met. Whenever I see these lists of awards, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>how do we not win? This was because we didn't apply.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't apply for anything. And then these stations brag

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<v Speaker 2>about winning these awards. But the only way you can

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<v Speaker 2>win the award is if you pay the money to

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<v Speaker 2>apply for it. So it's not fair, Lauren, Like, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna brag about winning an award, it should be

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<v Speaker 2>an award that anybody can win, not one that you

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<v Speaker 2>paid to win. Anyway, Laurenen, can you tell them on

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<v Speaker 2>cold medicine would you drink your significant other the bath

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<v Speaker 2>water for one thousand dollars? And then I'm moving on

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<v Speaker 2>you did the fidle?

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<v Speaker 3>Say? Absolutely not for a thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Really, you guys are rich really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? But like do you live with Lauren? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>married or you in a relationship? You live with somebody?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? I think if you did, though, yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 3>what's up, girl? I think if you did.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this isn't that big of an ass

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<v Speaker 2>compared to the things that you see. I mean, in

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years, Jason, the things that you've dealt with, this

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<v Speaker 2>is nothing nothing, This is nothing, Lauren, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have a good day. Think you know what

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<v Speaker 3>you want to say?

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<v Speaker 2>No, finish your thought, finish your thought, and then okay

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<v Speaker 2>she hung up. I'm sorry I didn't realize she had

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<v Speaker 2>another thought. Yeah I love you too.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you said, yeah, yeah, A thousand bucks, yeah yeah,