Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I want I want to play a fun game. I
Speaker 2: want to ask a question, but I don't want to
Speaker 2: tell you what it is ahead of time. Eight five
Speaker 2: five five nine one one oh three five. And this
Speaker 2: is not that I'm not I'm not setting you up
Speaker 2: for anything like terrible. But I want you to call
Speaker 2: right now if you if you're feeling a little risky
Speaker 2: on a Friday morning, I want you to call right
Speaker 2: now eight five five five one oh three five because
Speaker 2: I don't want you to I don't want you to
Speaker 2: think about it. I want your instant answer without having
Speaker 2: time to process it, and then call with an explanation
Speaker 2: because you're normal to say, hey, this is what we're
Speaker 2: talking about, and then you call if you have something
Speaker 2: to say, or your text, and then if we like
Speaker 2: your text, we'll call you back and put you on
Speaker 2: the radio whatever that is. But I don't want I
Speaker 2: don't want that now. I think it's only going to
Speaker 2: work like one person because I'm gonna say it and
Speaker 2: then everyone else gonna hear it on a hold and
Speaker 2: then decide if they want to talk about it and
Speaker 2: hang up.
Speaker 3: It's not embarrassing, though, it's a surprise. I like it.
Speaker 4: Oh this surprice topic. Yeah, it's first period. Everybody call
Speaker 4: it now, call now, damn it, kayleb. This is why
Speaker 4: I can't tell you anything. You're like my mom.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah. If it's a big secret, I'm a.
Speaker 4: Vault, but any little thing, I can't hold water either.
Speaker 2: So I want to see how much people trust me
Speaker 2: right now, because it's gonna take about forty five seconds
Speaker 2: for them to call because there's a delay, So I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna wait.
Speaker 3: But trust me here. This is it's not that question.
Speaker 3: It's not. It's not grow. It might be gross, but
Speaker 3: it's not. It's not.
Speaker 2: I'm not setting you up to look stupid. I promise you.
Speaker 2: Nobody's not.
Speaker 4: That's when somebody who's setting someone up to look stupid
Speaker 4: will say, I guess what I set up like.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna make you look stupid.
Speaker 2: Just call I can I can see why you would
Speaker 2: think that.
Speaker 3: I promise he can't want you to know that you're
Speaker 3: being heard.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey Claire, Claire, I love you, Claire, good.
Speaker 3: Morning, good morning. I love you too.
Speaker 2: A lot of people trust me because they're calling like crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll do other stuff. Nobody calls it now.
Speaker 2: We do this and you all call it. Okay, We're
Speaker 2: gonna get everybody and put eybody on hold and we'll
Speaker 2: see how many hang on for this. Claire, here's the question.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find this relatively ar There was a
Speaker 2: lot of build up.
Speaker 3: But are you in a relationship, Claire? I am? How long?
Speaker 3: Any detail? How long have you been in this relationship?
Speaker 3: Two and a half years.
Speaker 2: And you still like the guy or or whatever you're into.
Speaker 2: That's not an important unfortunately. Okay, here's the question. Would
Speaker 2: you drink your significant other's bath water for one thousand dollars?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Easily?
Speaker 3: How much? You know how much bath water? I didn't
Speaker 3: specify that. I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I don't know that this is go up or down
Speaker 2: based on him. Let's just say a cup of bathroom
Speaker 2: because aside from the soap or whatever is in there,
Speaker 2: like that's chemical.
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with this. You kidding me?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Bath water? Where can I go?
Speaker 3: Who's do you want?
Speaker 2: Bath?
Speaker 3: One of a thousand bucks?
Speaker 2: I mean, think of a think of the other things
Speaker 2: I've I've consumed in a relationship, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: So like bad want?
Speaker 2: No problem. Here's the other question, and this is just
Speaker 2: an offstion because I saw it on TikTok a couple
Speaker 2: days ago. Would you punch him in the face for
Speaker 2: a billion dollars?
Speaker 3: Girl? Yes, And I'm not advocating.
Speaker 2: I'm not advocating for this. I'm not saying this is right.
Speaker 2: The number would don't you don't make me laugh? Would
Speaker 2: you let him punch you in the face for a
Speaker 2: billion dollars? A billion dollars?
Speaker 3: Claire? Yeah, but like how or how hard? Okay? How
Speaker 3: hard is he punching it? That's fair?
Speaker 2: No, I agree, right, And I'm not advocating for this.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that was the question. I'm just here
Speaker 2: to ask the questions. Thank you, Claire, have a good day.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. All right.
Speaker 2: So basically, hobbies owed a billion dollars? Hey, yeah, Hey Michelle, Michelle,
Speaker 2: would you drink your significant other's bath water for one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: You would? Okay?
Speaker 2: Would you let him or her punch you in the
Speaker 2: face for a billion dollars?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I would do. I certainly would.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm not a tough guy, but I
Speaker 2: would let a petite female or any female for that matter,
Speaker 2: punched me in the face, even if it hurt a lot.
Speaker 3: For a billion dollars. Yeah, no, I'm with a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Right like I'm even even a little a little locked
Speaker 2: out for a while. I mean maybe I'm on the
Speaker 2: ground for a minute. A billion dollars.
Speaker 3: I got the money. Now, I got the money.
Speaker 2: While you're in there, take out some of his mid section.
Speaker 2: No go or go right ahead? Thank you, Michelle.
Speaker 3: Have a good day, Jason.
Speaker 2: Hi, Jason, I appreciate the trust you having me. Jason,
Speaker 2: would you drink your significant other's bath water for one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: You drink? Would you drink your signific And this isn't
Speaker 3: what do you mean? Jason?
Speaker 2: Repeat that like it's not a normal question to ask people.
Speaker 2: Would you drink your significant of this bathwater for a
Speaker 2: thousand bucks? Girlfriend, boyfriend, whomever? Oh yeah, why, I don't
Speaker 2: think that one's that bad.
Speaker 3: Like I do it for free. Oh yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: think it's that bad. Jason. Thank you. Have a good day.
Speaker 3: You would you wouldn't do it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, absolutely not. I don't play with backley functions and
Speaker 5: stuff like that. I'm not drinking somebody's bath water for
Speaker 5: one thousand dollars. A thousand dollars came in Mari, right, oh, Marian.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to What do.
Speaker 2: You are you the one buying the eighty seven dollars?
Speaker 3: Wait, carrots, I can't get a murger from five guys
Speaker 3: with a thousand dollars? Okay?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh no, Now you can punch me though,
Speaker 5: like kack me out.
Speaker 3: I'm a hey, hey, Jason, would you drink my bath
Speaker 3: water for a thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, well I would drink anyone's bath water for
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I bet throw well the dollars you wouldn't. I will go.
Speaker 3: I will go right now to the ATM and give
Speaker 3: a thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars for bath wall. I will not even look at
Speaker 1: your bath water. I don't play that. You can't. Let
Speaker 1: me watch a movie one time when I was pregnant
Speaker 1: and this happened in the movie. There was a little
Speaker 1: more to it. It was gross. I couldn't even watch that.
Speaker 1: I think I threw up at my own house like
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: And you guys know I.
Speaker 3: Talk about like my bodily functions. You know I'm leaving
Speaker 3: the show whatever. I'm doing things, but I can't do
Speaker 3: I can't do the bathwater. I don't know that making
Speaker 3: you a thousand bucks is exciting enough. She's crying, like you,
Speaker 3: there's no bath here.
Speaker 2: I don't think we have a I mean that we
Speaker 2: would spend money on a bathtub and then you know not.
Speaker 3: We would be eating and cooling. But yeah, turned the
Speaker 3: bath water off.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Kaylin, you would do it? Yeah, A
Speaker 2: thousand bucks, yeah, I honestly.
Speaker 3: I could wait. Yeah, I could wait. A little credit
Speaker 3: card thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I mean seriously, but to think about it,
Speaker 2: like if you're if you're sleeping next to somebody every night,
Speaker 2: if you're doing whatever you're doing, you're consuming all kinds
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 3: So like a bath water, look, cup of bath.
Speaker 4: Water, thousand bucks done worse to FA A billion dollars. Now,
Speaker 4: I can't get punched because I can't get one more concussion,
Speaker 4: because I think we'll be in CTE territory.
Speaker 2: But you got a billion dollars, cal I don't want
Speaker 2: ct I don't want that for you either. I mean,
Speaker 2: but say they can wheel you to your mansion or
Speaker 2: you're yawn or whatever, it will be fine, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: for a small fee.
Speaker 3: She will play with that. I'd take don't do any
Speaker 3: bodily functions because she will not. Ye, you'd be great.
Speaker 3: You would be in a nasty do well for a
Speaker 3: small feet Wait, what'd you say?
Speaker 5: She would be in a nasty diaper like I'm not changing.
Speaker 3: We'll believe as the cargiver.
Speaker 2: I would hire someone to do that because we have
Speaker 2: a billion dollars to work with. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, make sure it got changed by somebody else, your caregiver.
Speaker 3: But I don't play that. Yeah. She will will manage.
Speaker 2: Your health by managing other people and your money.
Speaker 1: You know good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no worry about it. Hey, Lauren, Lauren, Hi,
Speaker 2: would you drink your This is the kind of award
Speaker 2: winning content that we do here. This is why we're
Speaker 2: a twenty sixteen Golden Dome Best Dome Award winner in
Speaker 2: the state of Illinois. And we can't win one sense,
Speaker 2: but mainly because we don't actually we don't actually apply
Speaker 2: for them.
Speaker 3: It's amazing, Lauren. We don't win awards in this business.
Speaker 2: We don't win Marconi's don't and it's crazy because we
Speaker 2: actually don't sign up for them either. But for some reason,
Speaker 2: I'm met. Whenever I see these lists of awards, I'm like,
Speaker 2: how do we not win? This was because we didn't apply.
Speaker 2: We don't apply for anything. And then these stations brag
Speaker 2: about winning these awards. But the only way you can
Speaker 2: win the award is if you pay the money to
Speaker 2: apply for it. So it's not fair, Lauren, Like, if
Speaker 2: you're gonna brag about winning an award, it should be
Speaker 2: an award that anybody can win, not one that you
Speaker 2: paid to win. Anyway, Laurenen, can you tell them on
Speaker 2: cold medicine would you drink your significant other the bath
Speaker 2: water for one thousand dollars? And then I'm moving on
Speaker 2: you did the fidle?
Speaker 3: Say? Absolutely not for a thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Really, you guys are rich really.
Speaker 2: Yeah? But like do you live with Lauren? Are you
Speaker 2: married or you in a relationship? You live with somebody?
Speaker 3: Okay? I think if you did, though, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: what's up, girl? I think if you did.
Speaker 2: I feel like this isn't that big of an ass
Speaker 2: compared to the things that you see. I mean, in
Speaker 2: fifteen years, Jason, the things that you've dealt with, this
Speaker 2: is nothing nothing, This is nothing, Lauren, have a good day.
Speaker 3: I don't have a good day. Think you know what
Speaker 3: you want to say?
Speaker 2: No, finish your thought, finish your thought, and then okay
Speaker 2: she hung up. I'm sorry I didn't realize she had
Speaker 2: another thought. Yeah I love you too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you said, yeah, yeah, A thousand bucks, yeah yeah,