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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, before we get out of here, this

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Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. Has been a

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Speaker 1: great day. This one's from Mike and Little Rock. He

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Speaker 1: really needs some advice from you.

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Speaker 2: He said.

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Speaker 1: He spent the night with a woman that he's casually dating.

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Speaker 1: Now she thinks since he stayed at her house, she

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Speaker 1: can stay at his. Okay, it was easier to leave

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Speaker 1: her house after we got active in the bedroom. If

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Speaker 1: she's at my house, Mike says, I won't be able

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Speaker 1: to get rid of her. I have told her that

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Speaker 1: I'm not ready for a girlfriend. Did I mess up?

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Speaker 1: Mike wants to know by staying with her all night?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, bruh, listen to me. You know the look.

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Speaker 3: You can tell a woman your plan, but you need

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Speaker 3: to hear the plan too. I know you told her

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Speaker 3: you're not ready for a girlfriend, but she ain't tell

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Speaker 3: you she wasn't ready for no man. So you going

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Speaker 3: to try to act accordingly.

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Speaker 2: But then so is she?

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Speaker 3: Now you done came over here and spent the night autramatically,

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Speaker 3: she thinking, Okay, he care about me. That's exactly where

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Speaker 3: they go with it. He care about me, So now

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Speaker 3: you have to prove that you don't. So now see

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Speaker 3: this casual dating, that bro, that can backfire so easy.

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Speaker 3: You know how many casual dates to turn into a baby.

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Speaker 2: So you got to.

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Speaker 1: Take you back, Tommy. It's that voice outside boy.

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Speaker 2: God, yeah, you got it.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be careful man, because your plan and her

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Speaker 3: playing could be quite the opposite.

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Speaker 2: So I'm not ready for no girlfriend? Okay? Cool? Then

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Speaker 2: what you gotta say that up top? You can't be

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Speaker 2: spending the nights.

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Speaker 3: Now she want to come stay at your house, you

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Speaker 3: gotta make every excuse to not let her get at

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Speaker 3: your house. You can't put him out, though you can lead,

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Speaker 3: but you can't put nobody out.

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Speaker 4: That's hard to He left. You should have love about

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Speaker 4: one o'clock he should love.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, well he left, Well, no, he didn't. He

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Speaker 2: spent the night. That's his problem.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, as we lay, I forgot about the

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Speaker 3: price we.

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Speaker 2: Had to pay. They got songs for this man. Wha

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Speaker 2: lord her mercy, what what is? What is going on?

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Speaker 4: And damn son came through that window you see that

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Speaker 4: day Like God, though, sleeping so good.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to wait like me, You didn't want

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Speaker 3: to wait, you know? Hell, well I got breakfast breast morning.

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Speaker 3: I can't shoot nothing. I got to think about it. Lie, breakfast,

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Speaker 3: I can't eat.

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Speaker 2: I got to think.

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Speaker 1: What about some juice and a little coffee.

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Speaker 2: It won't take long. I got the coffee, B coffee.

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Speaker 2: I'm so wide awake right now. How do you like

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Speaker 2: your eggs? How you take your eggs? I don't eat eggs?

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Speaker 1: What about a show?

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Speaker 2: Is when? This is when women so unfine? Right here?

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do? Want to shower before you go? Right? Shower? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I left the towels out for you. Leave his s

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Speaker 2: many like soap.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna use this stink to better my story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. How will you your.

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Speaker 3: First lie that you come up with? I can't do

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Speaker 3: that one because it ain't ever good.

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Speaker 2: You want to take a shop? You don't. I crashed

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Speaker 2: into a garbage I got chicken sausage. I got eggs.

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Speaker 2: No park, don't about care nothing about your quisine. Listen

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Speaker 2: to you. I don't even like en.

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Speaker 3: I don't even like you right now because your ass

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Speaker 3: let me sleep. You you know you weren't that damn snep.

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Speaker 3: Four o'clock would have been okay.

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Speaker 2: You want me to charge your phone? Quarter to five?

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Speaker 2: Charge your phone? My phone got eight hundred minced calls

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Speaker 2: on it? What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: First of all, I'm I'm finna get the battery down

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Speaker 3: to zero for start. I got to erase this call,

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Speaker 3: loll I got so many things to do.

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Speaker 4: What's why?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you take a beat, you know, and sit down.

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Speaker 2: I got beat.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hear what I need you do? Go in there

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Speaker 3: and bring me half of my shirt and one shoe.

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Speaker 3: That's all I need?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, shirt makeup on it and I washed, but just.

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Speaker 3: You cut it in half, tad, and had I need

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Speaker 3: half a shirt, I need one shoe. Go outside and

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Speaker 3: get that chain off that bike and cut it because

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna need you to beat me across my back

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Speaker 3: at least with that chain three times, eight times across

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Speaker 3: my back.

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Speaker 1: We might all have flashbacks.

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Speaker 3: Then we go no, no, no, no, I got I

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Speaker 3: gotta get this story worked out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear it to you.

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Speaker 3: I was on my way home and I slammed into

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Speaker 3: the garbage truck and when I woke up, had me hostage.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Because they thought I owed him for some weed and

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Speaker 3: it wasn't me. And look at my back. Look how

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Speaker 3: they beat me finish this stupid I don't know where

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Speaker 3: my shoe at. Can we call the police?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, So that's the world we're going with. Hey,

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Speaker 3: y'all listen, man, y'all have a great day to day.

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Speaker 3: Those are my closure remark. Do what you've got to do.

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