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Speaker 1: Is Elvis Durand. Elvis is really funny, hilarious. Elvis, I

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Speaker 1: heard you have a big line. He's the host of

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Speaker 1: the national radio show Elvis Durand in the Morning. Where

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Speaker 1: can everyone hear you on the radio? Oh god? Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran dot com, I Heart Radio dot com and of

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Speaker 1: course all up and down the Eastern Seaboard and across

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Speaker 1: the country every morning Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: well we survived another weekend without white Claw. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just starting to find. I'm starting

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Speaker 1: to find there are replacements for white Claw. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into those later. Well, welcome to the day. It is Monday.

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Speaker 1: It's wedding week. You guys ready for a big marriage?

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Speaker 1: Can't wait? Question is are you ready for a big man? Right? Honey,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready. You know what's kind of funny. There's always

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Speaker 1: the wedding, then there's the marriage. They really are two

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Speaker 1: different things, Yes they are. And so so this week

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Speaker 1: is wedding week. It's it's actually a massive party first

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Speaker 1: this weekend, and we're bringing you live coverage later this

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Speaker 1: week from Santa Fe and the Big Wedding. But I

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Speaker 1: so nice today. I think we're gonna have a great show.

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Speaker 1: No guests to slow us down. How you doing, Danielle? Good? Hi,

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Speaker 1: they're gandhi. Hello, high scattering, look at that good? Uh Froggy?

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Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm doing good? Allis and there's producer

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Speaker 1: Sam over there. There's great to you. The frat boys

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Speaker 1: run around somewhere. We have a very special assignment for

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Speaker 1: the wedding for him. Well well, all right, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know what song we're starting the show with, scary

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Speaker 1: because I'm not there with you. What song do you

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Speaker 1: start this show appropriately? How about Jagged Edge? Let's get

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Speaker 1: nat yeah to help us? Crap? Really yeah, we're not

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Speaker 1: playing this at the wedding. I know what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be say with some heart. Yea, litn't make this fee

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Speaker 1: from the start, the years be putting this relationship. Weren't

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Speaker 1: if we went to just fall apart. I can't not

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Speaker 1: a leading likeness. We ain't getting your young girl feeling

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Speaker 1: you all will Yeah, just get married. I'm just feting

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Speaker 1: You gotta turn this alright, alright, I get it. I

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Speaker 1: get it. It's just gonna be a weekful of wedding

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Speaker 1: songs and of course jacket Edges such a relatable song

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Speaker 1: for me. Oh my god, we welcome to the day.

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Speaker 1: I hope you guys had a great weekend. Danielle, how

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Speaker 1: was your weekend? Was fantastic. A lot of sporting events,

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Speaker 1: how was your weekend? It was amazing. I was a

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Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? So Danielle was in a tanktop on

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Speaker 1: text Elvis deserves a lot better than that song. Did

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Speaker 1: they have a suggestion? Listen, if you want to open

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Speaker 1: the Nicole. Nicole's taking a road trip down to Myrtle Beach, Florida.

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Speaker 1: of hello lady, the return of Uncle Johnny this week. Oh,

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Speaker 1: let's all get excited about the Uncle Johnny. Well, you

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Speaker 1: to Myrtle Beach, Nicole. I'm with my husband who just

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Speaker 1: two year old son. Oh wow, you got a car

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Speaker 1: have a lot of fun in Myrtle Beach. You got

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Speaker 1: head to send a coal straight name great T shirt? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Let's go get going. We'll start with you, gandhi, what's

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Speaker 1: which I really appreciate and that's nice. So she wrote

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Speaker 1: It's like after they wind steamed you by Hi Daniel, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: So I just want people to stop being asses. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I'm talking about Antonio Brown what he did. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So if you don't know this whole story, you gotta

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Speaker 1: Let's have a douchebag free week. He treated it like

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Speaker 1: Who in the world makes plans to pet a puppy?

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Speaker 1: our horoscopes with the one and only producer Sam High Producer, Sam,

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Speaker 1: how was your weekend good? It was really good? Thank you, good, good,

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Speaker 1: good good. All right? Who are you doing with? I

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Speaker 1: Your Days of seven ICs, positive energy is coming your way.

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Speaker 1: he's the same to me, but I still wanted to.

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Speaker 1: I just you know, I was curiou we'll curry you do.

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Speaker 1: You know what kicks off today? What Kelly Clarkson's new show.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and The Rock is actually on the premiere.

423
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,719
Speaker 1: I think Kevin Hart was supposed to be, but we

424
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Speaker 1: know what happened with Kevin Harts, so now he has

425
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Speaker 1: taken over. The Rock is taken over. And apparently she

426
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Speaker 1: is just like she is. Kelly Clarkson just tells it

427
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Speaker 1: like it is the way she did. You see her

428
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show last night every game. She

429
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Speaker 1: was awesome. I love her, you know Fallon in the

430
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Speaker 1: Tonight Show. They're on on NBC every Sunday night after

431
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Speaker 1: the game. Yeah, Jimmy was talking about that the other week,

432
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,479
Speaker 1: but anyway or the other day. But I love her

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Speaker 1: just like you said, Danielle, she is who she is.

434
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: I think I hope her show does well. We love Kelly. Yeah.

435
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: She even comes out and says things like why are

436
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: people rapping in country music? Nowadays? It's country music? Like

437
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: she just doesn't She's like whatever, who cares. Speaking of

438
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, Tiffany hattsh is saying that he is walking already.

439
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,919
Speaker 1: I also heard though, that he's going to have to

440
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Speaker 1: go through a lot of physical therapy before he gets

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Speaker 1: back to normal. TMZ says he is in excruciating pain,

442
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: but he's in a positive mood. So depending on where

443
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,959
Speaker 1: you look depends on what you know find out about him.

444
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: But our best still going out to Kevin Hart. Hopefully

445
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 1: all will be fine. So Pink turned forty over the weekend.

446
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: Her husband Carrie Hart posted this really cool tribute to her.

447
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: Posted a slide show of photos featuring them over the

448
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: past twenty years. They've been together twenty years? What yep?

449
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Speaker 1: And he basically said, welcome to forty, baby. I've celebrated

450
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Speaker 1: eighteen birthdays with you, and I can say it's amazing

451
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: growing up with you. Full blown praise for his wife.

452
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: She's so successful, she's amazing, A wine drinker, a philanthropist,

453
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: a supportive wife, a motorcycle mama, and the most beautiful

454
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: woman he's ever seen. Motorcycle mama. Yeah, she is a

455
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: motorcycle mama. Totally totally. I know me too. Uh, let's

456
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: see Kim Kardashian. I don't know if you see. I

457
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: don't know how much I can say about this because

458
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: it happened last night. Last night was the season premiere

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Speaker 1: of Keeping Up with Kardashians. So Kim has been having

460
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: a lot of joint pain lately, so she went for

461
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: some blood work. Maybe that's all I can say. That's

462
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Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say, because I because to a lot

463
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: of people, the Kardashians is like a big thing, and

464
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Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin it because people may not

465
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Speaker 1: have seen it. Olive. Let's talk about Felicity Hoffman, shall we.

466
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Speaker 1: She says she paid to have her daughter's SAT score

467
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Speaker 1: riggs because she wanted to are you ready for this?

468
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: Give her a fair shot at college? Guy's a fair shot,

469
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: and she worried that her low math scores would kill

470
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Speaker 1: her dreams of becoming an actress. That's the dumbest sentence

471
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Speaker 1: that I've ever heard put together. I can't even I

472
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Speaker 1: just I just can't even asking for math info when

473
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Speaker 1: they go for an audition to be an actress, or

474
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Speaker 1: your college degree. Exactly. Yeah. The fiftieth season premiere of

475
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: Monday Night Football going down tonight, New Orleans Saints and

476
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: the Texans. You also have the Raiders and the Broncos,

477
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: so you think you can dance. The top four will

478
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: be performing Bachelor and Paradises on a little lip sync

479
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: to the Rescue et Cedric the Entertainer, And next hour

480
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: we have to talk about Justin Bieber. A fan went

481
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: at him and he went right back. Good. You know

482
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Speaker 1: what I'm I'm the only one who defends Justin Bieber. No,

483
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 1: I love beating babe, and he's been so nice to

484
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Speaker 1: us when he comes up here, and I do. Yeah,

485
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: you don't have the history we have with the bieber

486
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Speaker 1: I do not. They so great Tea, yea, this morning,

487
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 1: my sweetheart, I heard you were going off in the

488
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Speaker 1: back today this morning before the show. There's an article

489
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Speaker 1: out today about the most irritating things your co workers

490
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Speaker 1: can do. Yeah. Do you have the article in front

491
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Speaker 1: of you? Gandhi, Oh, I can get it. Yeah, give

492
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 1: me one second, but I had it. I cannot find

493
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: it okay anywhere anyway. So I heard that you were like, like,

494
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: the ten things they say are the most irritating things

495
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Speaker 1: your co workers can do, we do nine and great

496
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Speaker 1: teas tired of it. He was mad this morning. I've

497
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: had enough what and it seems like the going trend

498
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: around these parts. You know, now that the Miami Dolphins

499
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: took the ass whipon that they took, you know, a

500
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: lot of the veterans are demanding a trade. So I'm figuring,

501
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,719
Speaker 1: you know what, let me just hop on the trendy

502
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: bandwagon and demand myself a trade. I'm a veteran of

503
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: the Elvis Duran Morning Show, and I too, am demanding

504
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: a trade. Okay, So here's the thing. When you trade,

505
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: don't you have to trade for something of equal or

506
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: or better value? Yeah? I don't really, Yeah, I don't

507
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: know what kind of value I really bring, So I

508
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: just want to trade. Okay. We would have to find

509
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: a radio, a morning show that has like seventy five

510
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: employees to trade for you. Yeah. Wow, that's a lot.

511
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: I mean no, maybe the opposite. We need seventy five

512
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: more of you to trade for them. Get me out

513
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: of here, I want out. I found the article. Yeah,

514
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: they say the top three things that are annoying that

515
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: our co workers do poor hygiene. Now, t do any

516
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: of us have poor hygiene? Do we smell? No? But

517
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: Scary's bathroom is kind of disgusting in his apartment. So

518
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 1: I would say scary. The number two thing that's most

519
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: irritating about co workers ignoring email. That's that's of course, Nate. Yeah, absolutely,

520
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: he does not address anything I texted him or email.

521
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: Either ignores me, he ignores all of them. Do you care?

522
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: Do you care to fitting for yourself here? Keep going

523
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 1: down the list, all right. Number three most annoying thing

524
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: our co workers do. Leaving a mess in the kitchen. Now,

525
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: people do leave messes run here all the time. Yeah,

526
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: I would say that Brodie is pretty messy and um

527
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: with his conditions. He doesn't really care. He always cooks.

528
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: The condition is disgusting. And then also Danielle, I would say,

529
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: is an absolute slob. She's got boxes all over the

530
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: place and her desk is a mess. That's that slob.

531
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: That's you're a hoarder. You're a hoarder. By he leaves

532
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: his conditions in the in the connection, yeah, that's right.

533
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: So having him interrupting, interrupting, Now, I know you guys,

534
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: great to you all work back in the bull ring,

535
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: so there's a lot of you sharing that same space.

536
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: You do find it becomes a little irritating and everyone's

537
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: talking at the same time and having arguments and stuff,

538
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: and you're trying to get your work done. That's correct.

539
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm very diligent at getting my work done.

540
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: And when everybody is just carrying on having a grand

541
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: old time, yelling and screaming, it's like on Fridays especially,

542
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, we just have a big fun time.

543
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: I feel like they're taking their eyeball off of work

544
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: and they're like, you know, it's it's a it's a party,

545
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: and they need to be more focused, because organization is

546
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: the key to success. If we trade Greg t he

547
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: is my desk mate, can I have his desk too

548
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: and move my stuff over? You know, we gotta trade

549
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: him for someone or something. Somebody else has to come

550
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: in there, right. If we can find a morning to

551
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: show how they can just make a good ham sandwich,

552
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: we'll stand. I want out. So are you more annoyed

553
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: about people interrupting your work or interrupting your forty five

554
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: minute naps? I'm more, well, you know what, that's good. God,

555
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: that's a that's a good one. I'm about the seven

556
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: bathroom breaks you take a day, Well, I mean there

557
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: is that, that's right. Frog, gotta move with who's counting? Honestly, Frog,

558
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: you count I'm with the two of them. Ready, people

559
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: who are coming and interrupt your fantasy football research. I

560
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: know you're really busy. I will say last week Nat

561
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: was very annoying. He kept on interrupting. Yeah, I was

562
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: in the fifth round. I was trying to get somebody.

563
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: It was fourth mount draft. Got to be prepared. This

564
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: is a big thing fantasy football. It's big. That's true

565
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: this year. All right, So we need to find a

566
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: morning show that wants to do a trade. Yeah if

567
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: you if just like you're trying to do with the Dolphins.

568
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: But can we back up and talk to talk about

569
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: that for a second. Froggy told me the story early

570
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: this morning about how the players were actually lined up

571
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: at management's office to beg to be traded. It's crazy

572
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: however they went out. I mean, what is the morale, like,

573
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: do we have any more information on that? That's gonna

574
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: be all. The problem is, prior to the season, they

575
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: got rid of Kiko Alonso, they got rid of Laramie Tounsel,

576
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: they got rid of Kenny Stills, they got rid of

577
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: a lot of players that were their best talented players,

578
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: and so now the talk around the league is that

579
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: the Dolphins are just trying to tank and be really

580
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,479
Speaker 1: bad to get a high draft pick. But the players

581
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: that are still there, these guys have pride, they want

582
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: to win, and so the players think they're not trying

583
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: to win. They want out, And Dolphins are saying they

584
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: are trying to win. But after losing fifty nine to

585
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: ten yesterday, it's hard to believe that they're really try

586
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: That's not even a score. That's Look, like I said before,

587
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: I know nothing about sports and whatever, so it's I

588
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: just find this this story interesting. Look at where you work, Okay,

589
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: wherever you work in this world. You're driving to work

590
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: right now thinking about your your work. Can you imagine

591
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: if all of you walked into the office to the

592
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: manager and said, we gotta go. The places sucks, it

593
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: just really sucks. Well that's why I'm taking I'm the

594
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,959
Speaker 1: first one. Hell, this this place sucks. I want out.

595
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: I wonder what we could get for them. Though the

596
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: chairs are broken, we got fingernail clippings on the on

597
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: the top of the on the desk. I found a

598
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: pair of socks in the room today to play some mess.

599
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: He was going off this moning. You know, it's just

600
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: he and I are mourning alone for a while. He

601
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: was mad. He knows, that's right to tell him what

602
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: I was saying about the area he was screaming about.

603
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: So he was screaming about my desk because there are

604
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: too many boxes. What do people think? It's you ps

605
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: over here? Right? Yeah? By the way, by the way,

606
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: those were toenails. Not figured. Are we forgetting something? He's

607
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: yelling at us, This guy crept on the floor. I

608
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: do that for entertainment carpeting now because of him. It

609
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: was great before, but I do that for the show.

610
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: Crept on the floor. But whatever it takes to make

611
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: the audience love us, I go on a limb. You do.

612
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: Can we trade him for like a text messaging program?

613
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: You don't like the one we now maybe we didn't

614
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: get a text message. We'll figure it out. Great. Look,

615
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: you know, the bottom line is we love you, you know,

616
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: And if we could all try to work together to

617
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: make this place a little cleaner, maybe a little less

618
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: mass here, a little less stack of trash over there, right,

619
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: All right, I'm not asking for much, but you need

620
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: But you have to do stuff too, though, Like what

621
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: what else could I possibly do? What else can I do? Anything?

622
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: It's something I am carrying the weight on my shoulders here.

623
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I loved now. By the way, Gregory, Yes, Gregory.

624
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: So the whole show is going to be out here

625
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: at the Santa Fe studio in my house on Thursday morning. Yeah,

626
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna be here, right, I am. I got my

627
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: flight coming from Wednesday. I will not finish. It's a

628
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Speaker 1: yes or no question. Yes. So what we've done is, uh,

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Speaker 1: engineer Jeff has set up the house. Not only do

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Speaker 1: we have the studio upstairs, but we have microphones and

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Speaker 1: headphones that can go all around the house. So you're

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Speaker 1: in charge of catering. You're gonna be downstairs in the

633
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Speaker 1: kitchen making his breakfast Thursday morning. In the bathroom too.

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00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: I need a bathroom. I got bad, I got We

635
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: get lots of bathrooms, all right? Did we should tell

636
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: him what he did with his flight like an idiot?

637
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: It wasn't my fault. So we all are flying out

638
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: after the morning show, either on Tuesday or on Wednesday,

639
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: because we had to do a show. Well, t booked

640
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: his flight for early in the morning. It's totally forgetting

641
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: he had to do a show. I thought were the shop.

642
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Speaker 1: Thank you. This is wedding week. You know what we got.

643
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: We gotta get you guys all out to Santa Fe

644
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: and one piece. Uh, but we're doing shows, man, we

645
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: got a job to do. Seriously, I quit. I love musicals.

646
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Speaker 1: Show Hiring isn't easy, but there is one place you

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Speaker 1: Try it for free at zip recruiter dot com, slash elvis,

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Speaker 1: zip recruiter the smartest way to hire. Oh my god,

651
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Speaker 1: holy crap. Hi show. We got a phone tap on

652
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: the way, a brand new phone tap. Who's doing it? Sketty?

653
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: David Brody with it? David Brudy was an accent here,

654
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: he has an accent. Nailed it. He has like a

655
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: mean old Jewish Man accent. I feel like all his

656
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: accents blur into each other, like meno Jewish man? Could

657
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: be Chinese? Could It's the same thing anyway. Welcome to

658
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: the day. Around the room, of course in New York City,

659
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: We've got Gandhi and Danielle, and there's Nate, and there's

660
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: Scurry and there's Dave Brody and producer Sam's in and

661
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: out in Greg t of course, in Florida as Froggy.

662
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: Here in Santa Fe, it's me and my dog Max.

663
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: And look just walked in, mister Elvis Durand I mean,

664
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry missus Elvis durand Alex durand now it might

665
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: Everyone asks if Alex, if I'm gonna go buy Elvis Carr, No,

666
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: do you wanna? No? Come on, are you gonna be Alex?

667
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be Alex Durand I don't know. Maybe, no, no, No,

668
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: We're fine, just the way we are. We're good. So

669
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: it's only like, what time is it here? It's like

670
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: five something? And and he crawls upstairs to this dudio.

671
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing up so early? Why

672
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: are you up so early? Because I'm well rested. Yesterday

673
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: I slept on the plane and then when I got here,

674
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 1: I took a nice power nap and now I'm wide awake.

675
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: Hey tell Danielle about how I was wearing her wedding

676
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: dresser on that he put it on, and he says, look,

677
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: I think it looks better on me. Hey, go right ahead,

678
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: I'll wear your suit. It's all good. You should. We'll

679
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: get more into wedding talk later. But anyway, well, good morning,

680
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: husband to be, Hello husband. Yeah, there's a big thing

681
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: about this is not a wedding. It's a quote unquote

682
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Speaker 1: gay wedding. Can I call you a hubby? No, you cannot.

683
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about their their outfits. They're getting and stuff,

684
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: and so they're going to the stores and telling the

685
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: people who work at the stores high, I need to

686
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: get dressed for a gay wedding. I don't think that's

687
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: so stupid. A wedding is a wedding. Why do we

688
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: have to call it a gay wedding? You don't? You know? Well,

689
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: according to Froggy and Scary and Nate, you have to.

690
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Why. It's the boys, obviously, it's

691
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 1: the boys in the room. I want to make sure.

692
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: I want to make share look nice when I show up,

693
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: and so I have gotten the attention and help of

694
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: people who I thought wouldn't understand how I should look

695
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: at your wedding. Okay, we'll get into that a little

696
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 1: bit later. Just hang on, all right. The gay wedding,

697
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: it's just a wedding. I think we should remove the

698
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: name gay. Yeah, just call it wedding. My husband had

699
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: no problem finding something to her, of course, because he's British.

700
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: They're all they're all at gay. So anyway, so Ali

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00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: is here of course, High Ali Gold, good morning. When

702
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: everything anything and everything that's on our social media, it's

703
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: all Ali, and we love you're doing such a great job.

704
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: But Ali, as you know, she has different She has

705
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: a hose in different area codes like that about don't

706
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend in Atlanta? That the boyfriend you're

707
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: flying in Santa Fe for the wedding is from Los Angeles, La,

708
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: La Atlanta, um San Francisco, you know, and every port

709
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: and every port. It's one of those things where I

710
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: travel for work. So when I go to these places,

711
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: you know I need someone there I know. Well anyway,

712
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: so she's bringing you a special guy from her LA

713
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: office to the wedding. Okay. So, as you guys may

714
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: know or may not know, Facebook has this new dating feature.

715
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: Right is that right, Gandhi, Yes, it's face it's the

716
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: Facebook dating app and Ali joined to it irresponsibly. And

717
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: so what did you learn, Gandhi? What did I learn

718
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: about Ali and the Facebook dating app? Okay? So the

719
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: Facebook dating app has this one feature called like secret crush,

720
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: So you're supposed to be able to go on there

721
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: and then you can like your own friends, friends of

722
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: friends and if they like you backed, then you have

723
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: a little secret connection. However, it's not as secret as

724
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: you would think. What do you mean, Well, Ali went

725
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: on and started just lighting people up, liking them left

726
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: and right, like oh, I like this guy, like this guy,

727
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 1: because the term secret crush would indicate it's a secret. Yeah,

728
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: little did she know. No, all of these dudes can

729
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: see that Ali's over here, like I like you, I

730
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 1: like you, Yeah, I like people. I knew that had

731
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: girlfriends because I was like, oh why not, maybe they'll

732
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: break up. So what happened? I mean, did you start

733
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: getting responses from these guys like yeah, no, So they

734
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: have to actually join the app in order to see

735
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: that I crushed on that. So no one saw that

736
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: you were liking them. No one liked me back. I

737
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: mean you just rolled out. It's like a few days. Yeah,

738
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: it's literally not even what. They didn't like you back

739
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: because they know you got hoes in different area. Cold

740
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: now back. So Gandhi, you seem to know more about

741
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: this Facebook dating a than anyone else. So uh, now

742
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: that she lit them up, I mean once if they

743
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: ever do sign on, will they see that she she

744
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: had to crush on them. Yeah, if they sign up

745
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: for the app, which would be questionable these guys with

746
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: girl friends. But if they sign up for the app,

747
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: then they're gonna get flooded with Ali likes you. I

748
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: love that. Wow? What's it got to download? You? Stop it?

749
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: Married next week? You're dummy this week? Oh yeah, you're

750
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: not doing that. That ain't happen. You're nailed down. Well.

751
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: Ali was talking to me about it, and she's like,

752
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on here. I was like, well,

753
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: maybe I need to sign up for it just to

754
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: help you out. I didn't do it, but I really wanted.

755
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: It's very confusing. They don't explain it very well. So

756
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 1: let me ask you, so, mister La who Ali, who

757
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: you're bringing to the wedding this weekend? Does he know

758
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: about misters San Francisco and mister Atlanta? I mean, do

759
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: they know that you're just a casual? Okay? They might now, Hi,

760
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 1: Now we love you Alie? All right, thank you Ali? Everyone,

761
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: And now they all know that is so alive. Ali

762
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: is my favorite hot mess I love her. She really

763
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 1: is the best anyway, So I'm so excited for this weekend.

764
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: Let's get into the three things you need to know

765
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: from Gandhi. All Right, if you think that the Bahamas

766
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: and the government are trying to cover up the number

767
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: of dead from Hurricane Dorian, they say absolutely not. That's

768
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: so far the death toll is at forty three. They

769
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: expect it to climb by hundreds, maybe even thousands. But

770
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: so many people are missing, and so many people are

771
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: without food, water, and shelter that that's their main focus.

772
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: They are trying to figure out how to take care

773
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: of seventy thousand people who have been displaced. As we

774
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: always say, Redcross dot org, or you can go to

775
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: why one hundred Miami dot com or one hundred dot

776
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: com and they will tell you where you can go

777
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: donate not only money, but some goods as well. All Right,

778
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 1: almost all British Airways flights have been canceled. I don't

779
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: even know what I would do if every single airline

780
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: canceled here, but those pilots are on strike. And in

781
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: a statement I know, they actually said that the members

782
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: resolve is very strong. So we're not really sure when

783
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: this is gonna end. So if you plan on flying

784
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: anywhere over there, if you're there from there, Britain, British

785
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: growing pilots. Every every single flight canceled. Oh we have

786
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: friends coming in from there, might not anymore. Let's go

787
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: check on it. Back to you, And does anyone want

788
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: a bridge? A free bridge? Yeah? Well Missouri is given

789
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: away nine bridges, but there's only one catch. You have

790
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: to pay for the transport on your own. How the

791
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: hell you getting a bridge stuff? I don't know, but

792
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: proposals are due by next March. So if you want

793
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: a bridge, you gotta get it in. Oh could we

794
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: get one down? Yeah, yeah, we're gonna put a frigging

795
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: bread I don't know. Let's just get one anywhere, all right,

796
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 1: thank you very much? Have we do have a phone

797
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 1: tap on the way done by David Brodie, so you know,

798
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: guaranteed to piss off everyone. Look at Danielle week it

799
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 1: wards in a good mood concerning it's a Monday. This

800
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: is this is seth Rogan, what's up? As you know,

801
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: hiring can be a slow process. Actually we didn't take

802
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: our time when we hired great team Yeah. Well, actually,

803
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: now we're gonna have to hire somebody else because he's

804
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: told us he doesn't want us anything being traded. So

805
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: there's a place called Cafe Altura, and there are coo

806
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: Dylan Amiskoitz needed to hire. Listen to this a director

807
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Speaker 1: of coffee. Oh, it's a it's an organic coffee company.

808
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: How much fun. He was having a lot of trouble

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Speaker 1: Then they invite them to apply, so you don't get

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Speaker 1: a big old pile of unqualified candidates. You get the

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Speaker 1: qualified candidates fast. Why are you laughing? It's very important

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00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: if you want to hire a director of coffee, you

817
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: got to have the best candidates disqualified, unqualified, anyway, underqualified.

818
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: What's the word? Help me? Unqualified? Yeah? Anyway. Dylan posted

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Speaker 1: his job on zip recruiter. He was impressed by how

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Speaker 1: quickly he had great candidates rolling in. He hired a

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00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: director of coffee in just a few days. I want

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00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: to be the director of coffee for an organic coffee

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Speaker 1: being company. At your resume. I know with the results

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Speaker 1: like that, four out of five employers who post them

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Speaker 1: Zip recruiter dot com slash Elvis, text us and messaging

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Speaker 1: rates may applied. It's Elvistrand in the Morning show. I

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Speaker 1: have a new thing I want to do every week, okay,

831
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: at least once per week. I want to have breakfast

832
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: twice today. I like that. I love breakfast food. I mean,

833
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: where's the last time you had like eggs or pancakes

834
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: for dinner? Oh? Yes, two days ago I had. And

835
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what a good thing about breakfast food

836
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: is it's the easiest food to make. Boom, scrambled eggs.

837
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 1: Scrambled eggs. What an incredible invention. Right. Yeah, You warm

838
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: up the pan, you put a little you know, oil

839
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: or butter or whatever, and there just a little bit

840
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: of fat, and then put that scrambled egg in there,

841
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: and then one minute later you're done. And it's one

842
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: of the best meals ever. More than half of Americans

843
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: say they would do a second breakfast. Hell, yeah, I would, Yep,

844
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: I would do a second any meal. Would you guys

845
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: eat over the weekend that you loved? Oh? I had

846
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: breakfast for dinner on a Saturday night. I had a

847
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: toasted bagel with butter, with scrambled eggs, extra crispy bacon,

848
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: and American cheese. It was so good. What about you, Gandhi?

849
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: What'd you have over the weekend that you loved? I

850
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: ordered a ridiculous amount of Indian food. It was one

851
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: of those things where I just kept saying, add to cart,

852
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: ad t cart, and then it showed up and I'm like,

853
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: why are there two bags? Oh? It's for me? Awesome

854
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: was that Friday night, Saturday night? Because Friday night I

855
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: ordered a ridiculous amount of Indian food. Yeah, same thing

856
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: you did. It was so good, of course, you know.

857
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm so full. I almost sent

858
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: you a photo because I just wanted you to see

859
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: the damage that I had done. I'm still working on it.

860
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: We should start comparing, because I did a lot of

861
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 1: damage too. And I woke up Saturday morning and I

862
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: ate more and I was. I was carried up all day. Yeah, Frogy,

863
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: would you eat? Saturday afternoon? I had a ballpark hot dog,

864
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: go to a college football game. Had a ballpark hot

865
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: dog and nachos with everything they had on it, I

866
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 1: mean everything they could throw on it. I said, put

867
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: it on there. I love that. God there's eating is

868
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: so great. But when you're like a week away. Here's

869
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: two things that I really screw me up. A week

870
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: away from like a big event. It could be jingle ball,

871
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: it could be a wedding or whatever. Um, I get

872
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: a pimple on my nose, which I have. I have

873
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: a pimple on both sides of my nose right now. Cool.

874
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: And the other thing is I gained like a pound

875
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: or two. And when I don't, you usually want to

876
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: lose what you can fit into your whatever you So

877
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: yesterday Alex and I were at the grocery store right

878
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: and I said, I got pimples. He walks over with

879
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 1: seventeen pimple products, including this this oxy light. It's a

880
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: Nutrogena light that you put on your pimple for two

881
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: minutes and supposed to make you good. That does that work?

882
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 1: But I don't know we're doing everything. We're putting gasoline

883
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: that seriously, I could try it out with like alcohol

884
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: usually like you know, rubbing alcohol, just drying. We had

885
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: drinks for dinner, and that kind of alcohol toothpaste is

886
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: supposed to work. Yeah, well, I'm gonna put everything that's

887
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,479
Speaker 1: I said, Alex, only need one or two of these things.

888
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: He said, no, we're gonna take them all. Let's get

889
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: them all. So we brought and I'm not kidding it's

890
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: six different products. Oh wow, So I don't know. I'm

891
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: hoping these pimples go away jeeze. Then you got to

892
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 1: test them? But how are you going to know which

893
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: one worked? Well, we'll find out, you'll see when I

894
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: have a big old bump them inos. So anyway, enough

895
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: for wedding talk. Let's move on. Now we have to

896
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 1: talk wedding talk. This is your week. This is your week.

897
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: I know. But people get tired of hearing it. So hello,

898
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: why do they hate love? Yeah? I don't even like it?

899
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: I love this, You love love? Shut up my own

900
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: love's love. So you've been dating Brandon for what three months? Now? Like? Five? Fine? Much?

901
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: All right? Um? Have you even thought about a life

902
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: with him forever? And ever and ever, like marriage or

903
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: just like being with him for a long time, because

904
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: being with him for a long time, yes, marriage, Yeah,

905
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: it kind of gives me a heart attack. Okay, okay,

906
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: you don't have to get married. Thanks. By the way,

907
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: natehead pan perdue for for the weekend brunch, and I

908
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: bet you scary doesn't know what that is. I don't

909
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: know what that is. Chicken. Yes, yes, it's a chicken

910
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: because it's perdue. It's like French toast, right, French TOAs.

911
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: This This is from the guy that calls it pum

912
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: is Fritz. Yeah, exactly, no idea when you're in France.

913
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: When you're in French, you don't call French toasts French toast.

914
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: You called pan prdu. No, we're not in France. So

915
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: Nate's just being pretend I was a restaurant. People. Great,

916
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: we miss you would be like, all right, we're gonna

917
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: get into the get into the phone tap. Here we go.

918
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: Let's roll Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone tap today.

919
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: Someone's gonna get pissed off because it's a brody phone tap. Yeah,

920
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: pretty much how it works. What's going on? Elvis? I listener,

921
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: Nicole wanted us to phone tap her boyfriend George. Nicole,

922
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, was in a car accident.

923
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: Guy hit her in a in a van. She saw

924
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: the guy, saw the van, saw them drive off. So

925
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: she calls her boyfriend George and says she sees the

926
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: van in a parking lot and she's going to approach

927
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: the driver when he comes out of the store. I'm

928
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: that driver. That's not good. All right, let's see what happens.

929
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 1: Let's good, get dangerous. I see the mini van. George

930
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: is the one that hit me, and I noticed their car.

931
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: They have the same sticker as the same couple, and

932
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: they have to dance. I know their car. Would I

933
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: do take a picture of the license plate and then

934
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: approach them? No, want to share where if they come

935
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: out or they say something, it's fine. Yeah. Do you

936
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: want them to come out and say something? No, one's scared. No,

937
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: don't be scared off. Stay on the phone. They're coming out.

938
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: They're coming out. Go go, go hi. Yes, what can

939
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: I do for you? Um, some girl that you were with?

940
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: You hit my car? Did hit doctor? You're crazy? I

941
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen. No, no,

942
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: you hit my car? You hit? This is some kind

943
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 1: of picture of the license plate. Go away. I don't

944
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: know who you are going with me? You want me

945
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: to talk about? Hello? Is this yes? This is nick lawyer. No,

946
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: she just told meet her boyfriend. What do you want

947
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: her lawyer? And you better not lay a hand on her.

948
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: Shut up. I don't even know who you are. I

949
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: don't even know you. This is my mini van. Yes,

950
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: this girl is telling me I hit. I did not

951
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: hit on. I have a career to take a picture

952
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: of your life. Please will go with the insurance dad's book.

953
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: You don't prove anything. I can't prove it because we

954
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: have a police report. Sir, Shut up your ugly girl.

955
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: Shut up? What the ugly girl is looking at me?

956
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: Put your camera away? Ugly girl? Hello? Hey? Why? I

957
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: am her lawyer, and I swear to God if you

958
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: say one more discriminating fact to this woman, I will

959
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: please get away from my car. Tell her to move

960
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: a car? No, no, no, you give her the phone back,

961
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: you psycho. I'm on the psycho back. No, tell her

962
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 1: to move a jeep. Now, I can't move my girl.

963
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: I will put it on the phone. What kind of man?

964
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: Are you you tell her to move? Don't you yell

965
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: at me everything? I'm not afraid of your You think

966
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: I'm going to be intimidated by you? Stand or what? What?

967
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: You don't even have any testicles? Talk to your stupid

968
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: boyfriend's really don't come to you? Oh no, no, tell

969
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: him to come. Don't come. I am coming. I will

970
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: hint his ass and then I will I will make

971
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: out with you in front of him. Come on, right now,

972
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: I come on. I'll be right there. You're not so

973
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: she's very word. I'm going to break your car. Move

974
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: your car, Give me the phone and I will leave him. No, no, no,

975
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: don't get him the phone. Hello, stupid, I'm right now,

976
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: He'll be right there. What do you want to hit something?

977
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: Trying to hit me? You want to hit something? Hit me?

978
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: Don't you touch that damn car? And he just call?

979
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: Listen to that. I get your card. I don't care.

980
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: I kick you next on the phone. No, I'm not

981
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: going to put on the phone. You know what I'm

982
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: not going to put on the phone. You're stupid. Best phone. Yes,

983
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: but first I have to tell you something. What this

984
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 1: is Dave Brody from I was shot in the morning.

985
00:51:54,920 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry way for that. God, oh my god. By

986
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: the way, first of all, what was that accent? I'm

987
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what where are you from? Gondy'll

988
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: tell you I nailed it. No, if that was Indian,

989
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: you fell short that there was nowhere near Indian? Was

990
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: that supposed to be Indian? All his accents blur together

991
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: they yeah, I didn't understand what it was. I thought

992
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: it was Eastern European of some sort. I don't know. Anyway,

993
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 1: you pissed him off, So mission accomplished. Thank you, Brodie.

994
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: If you have an idea from a phone tap let

995
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: us know, go to Elvis Duran dot com and click

996
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: on the phone tap link. Recorded permission granted by all

997
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: participates Phone tap Dan in the Morning Show. You know,

998
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 1: there's a million reasons why I love doing this show.

999
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: First of all, if ever we have a problem, we

1000
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: talk about it. People texted immediately, So I talked about

1001
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: the pimbles on my nose. Yeah, yeah, here we go,

1002
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: texting in at fifty five one hundred, tell Elvis neutrogena

1003
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: acne on the spot treatment. That's what we're using. That's

1004
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: what we have here. Let's try also, Ready, cut a

1005
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: piece of garlic in half and rub the pimple. I

1006
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: smell like scary put a let's see. Uh god, there

1007
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 1: was another one. There's a million of them. Mario Desco

1008
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: A lot drying lotion is good too. Yeah, there's Marriot Bdesco. Yeah,

1009
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: they're saying that's good hemorrhoid cream. They have little stickers

1010
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: you put on your pimple and someone give you a

1011
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: facial that's not working. That could be the problem. Here's

1012
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. Do you think it would be

1013
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: reverse effect if I used all these things at the

1014
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: same time. I mean, oh, I mean if one thing

1015
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: works great, then fifteen things must work fabulously. You're gonna

1016
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 1: dry your face out. You need to test it on

1017
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,439
Speaker 1: someone else first. All right, do you have anyone around

1018
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 1: who has is it that you don't care what their

1019
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: face looks like. I'm gonna do it animal testing her

1020
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: at the house. Where's my schnauzer? All right? We have

1021
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: Anya online one she wants our helps, and you guys

1022
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: helped us out with the pimple thing. Anya. Your name

1023
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: is Anya? Correct? Yes, complainly? Oh my gosh, your voice

1024
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: you have part of girl voice? Are you Okay, I'm

1025
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: so sad. I'm pretty louch my voice between last night

1026
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: and this morning, and I'm scheduled to go in for

1027
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: my dream job interview. And you know, is it going

1028
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: to seem unprofessional when I call out? You know, you

1029
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: as an emplawyer, how would you feel if this happened?

1030
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: I waited a week for this interview, and yeah, I'll

1031
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: tell you what I feel. And I may not be

1032
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 1: the same type of person you're going to talk to

1033
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: or you're supposed to talk to you today for this job.

1034
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: For this interview, I would say, oh my god, please

1035
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: come in, sit down. Oh can I get you some water?

1036
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: I would like I'd want to nurture you. If you

1037
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: came to my place sounding like that for an interview.

1038
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: Thank you? Why not? Well? But then again, I don't

1039
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: know where you're going, the type of place that you're

1040
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 1: interviewing at. I mean, are they are they very very

1041
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: buttoned down, very concerned. I'm not sure. I haven't met them.

1042
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: I've been working with a recruiter for about three weeks

1043
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 1: and the recruiter really spoke up for me, and you know,

1044
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: they said, you don't have all the qualifications for this job.

1045
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 1: But We're going to try to get you the interview

1046
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: and just go in and sell yourself. Okay here right A. Well, look,

1047
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: so you're going into this interview in the minus column. Anyway,

1048
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: what do you have to lose? I would say, go

1049
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: to this interview and try to get them to you

1050
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: should use you should work this. You should use your

1051
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: your horse voice to your advantage. But you didn't. No, Yeah,

1052
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: I didn't want to canceled it. Ay. I'll tell you why.

1053
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: I want this job so badly. I want to work

1054
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: with you guys so much that I was willing to

1055
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: come in here and risk it by sounding like this. Yeah.

1056
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 1: And by the way, I don't get sick a lot.

1057
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: This is like, you gotta tell me I don't get

1058
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,720
Speaker 1: sick a lot. I wouldn't you guys work it, wouldn't

1059
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: you use this? Yeah, go to your doctor and get

1060
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: a fake leg cast, get some crutches, a leg cast,

1061
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: wrap a bandage around your put a patch over your eye,

1062
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: and go in there it sound like this and say,

1063
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want this job. Gandhi, what do

1064
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: you think? I think that that's a great idea, But

1065
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: I also think so when I first started here, I

1066
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: lost my voice for like three weeks. I don't know

1067
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 1: if you guys remember that, but I actually the one

1068
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: thing that helped my voice was Luden's mental drops, not

1069
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: a client it actually they really really worked. It helps.

1070
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you could pop one of

1071
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 1: those before you go in. No, no, make it worse,

1072
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: make your voice worse. Okay, church squeenchecks. I think Gandhi's

1073
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: absolutely right. But you know what I think if I

1074
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: was an employer looking to hire someone, first of all,

1075
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: I would use Zip recruiter. But if I didn't, I

1076
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: would think you really cared so much to show up

1077
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: even though you showed up like that. I think it would.

1078
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: I think it would make a difference. Daniel, what do

1079
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 1: you think? I agree? But there is another side. If

1080
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: the employees in the office think that you came in

1081
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: sick and that you're bringing your germs in there, that's

1082
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 1: a difference. Are you sick but she said she's not sick,

1083
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: but you're not sick? Okay, yeah, make it clear and

1084
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: on sick. Wait, hold on, you know what the expert

1085
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: of all experts, Greg t is calling in from his

1086
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: desk because he's too lazy to walk his ass into

1087
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: the studio, greg Te, what's your advice for Anya? Oh

1088
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: for not feeling well? All right? Goodbye my boy, goodbye?

1089
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: Hang up on an. I would say, I woke up

1090
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: this morning with a bad allergy attack. Yeah, that's my

1091
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: blame it on. They come on, Yes, you're fine. Well.

1092
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 1: I was ready to call out. I was going to cancel,

1093
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: but as I spoke to you all, I will be

1094
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: going in. Thank you so much, you know, and use

1095
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: a sharpie marker and make it look like you have

1096
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: a black eye because you ran to a tree or something.

1097
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: You're saving a baby. It's right, you delivered a baby

1098
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: and a tree fell on you. I'm in on you.

1099
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: Best of luck, use everything to your advantage, and thanks

1100
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: for listening to us. Thank you so much. Congratuell us. Oh,

1101
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. That's the thing you

1102
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: gotta You have to use what you have on board.

1103
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: What are you already wired with in your life that

1104
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: you think is slowing you down? Use it to your advantage.

1105
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I've got these big floppy

1106
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: man boobs. I use them to my advantage. I do.

1107
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: I got me, I got me a man, Yeah exactly. Please,

1108
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,439
Speaker 1: I look like I said she She's going in there

1109
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: at a disadvantage already. What does she have to lose?

1110
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: I could just go. I love it. If someone showed

1111
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: up in our office sounding like that, I would pay

1112
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: extra attention to them, wouldn't you. Yeah? I think I

1113
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: would because they didn't call out, they made the effort.

1114
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: They really want the job, especially if they had a

1115
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: net braset talking too over there? All right, Caitlin, Line

1116
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 1: twenty four? Why are we yelling? Hi? Caitlin? Hi? Let

1117
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: me ask you a question, and it don't don't take

1118
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: this personally. You may get offended to hang up with me?

1119
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: Did you know that your on line twenty four? Now?

1120
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: Idea wild what's up Caitlin? What do you think about

1121
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: all this stuff with our friend Anya? So? I actually

1122
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: had a similar situation um when I actually had a

1123
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: job interview for a sheriff's office to do dispatching, and

1124
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: the day or two before that, I decided to play

1125
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: softball for the first time and I actually got hit

1126
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: in the face. And I still went to this job

1127
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: interview at a sheriff's office with my face just swollen,

1128
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: bloody and disgusting, and I got the job. Still, So

1129
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: look at that. See. So they looked at you as

1130
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: like a she's a tough woman, she's ready to put

1131
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: up with any name. I got it, Yeah, exactly. You

1132
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: know what. I took softballs to the face this weekend.

1133
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: I came into work. We're all good. Let me tell

1134
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: you something. I got the job. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

1135
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean, if the job, if it's the job that

1136
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: you really wanted to do. Whatever. He was, all right, well,

1137
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: thank you, Caitlin, thank you for waking up with those

1138
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: and I hope you have a great week this week. Okay,

1139
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 1: thank you you too. Excellent. Let's get into the Danielle report. Danielle, Yes,

1140
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: what are you going on? I don't even know? It is?

1141
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: All right, let's Justin bie shall we. So Justin Bieber

1142
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: took to social media and he was, you know, talking

1143
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: about his wife. He does that a lot lately. He

1144
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: gushes about her. Well, one of his followers basically said,

1145
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: stop shoving it down everyone's throat. What So Justin responded

1146
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: by saying, honoring your wife publicly is actually such an amazing,

1147
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: respectful thing to do. Then he wrote you follow me,

1148
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: this is my life. Unfollow me if you don't like

1149
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: what I'm exactly. That's true. Sure, you know when people

1150
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: get so so but her if you're happy. Yeah, yeah,

1151
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. I feel like I've been getting more hateful

1152
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: comments ever since I posted some happy pictures of my

1153
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: boyfriend and I than I ever did before. You know,

1154
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny, Gandhi. Back when you were miserable

1155
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: and hated your long, no one said anything mean to

1156
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 1: you at all. They still did, but you know, it's

1157
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: a different type of mean. Now, all right, let's talk

1158
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: about today. Kelly Clarkson. She is unleashing her brand new

1159
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 1: talk show. We're also excited. Her first guest is The Rock,

1160
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: and actually was supposed to be Kevin Hart, but you know,

1161
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: he's going through some stuff right now after his accident,

1162
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: and so The Rock will be her first guest, and

1163
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: she is just gonna give it to us. She's gonna

1164
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: do Kelly Clarkson like you know she does Kelly Clarkson.

1165
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so great. That's so dirty, She's honest.

1166
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: Robin Thick and his fiance were involved in a car

1167
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: accident in California this past weekend. Thankfully, everybody is okay,

1168
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: but that was happening. Matt Lauer and his wife have

1169
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: finalized their divorce. They're reportedly focused on the children, which

1170
01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: is the most important thing. So hopefully that's all good.

1171
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: And Valerie Harper's friends and family have honored her. On Saturday,

1172
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: they did this emotional funeral service. Her daughter shared this

1173
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: beautiful story about her toughness during her cancel about her

1174
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: cancer battle. And we all know that. I mean, she

1175
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: went on Dancing with the Stars when she had cancer.

1176
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean, it's incredible. Tom Hanks is gonna start in

1177
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: a movie based on the Mattel action figure Major Matt Mason.

1178
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: I don't even read. Do you remember this action figure?

1179
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't either. I don't either,

1180
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: but I'm sure it'll be great because it's Tom Hanks.

1181
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: Annie Murphy says he started acting again. You want to

1182
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: know why why he was tired of sitting around on

1183
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: the couch. Whatever. He's got like thirty two kids. He

1184
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: doesn't paid for him. That is true. He does have

1185
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 1: a lot of kids. Tonight on television, there is a

1186
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: lot of cool things, including our friend Kelly Clarkson fiftieth

1187
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: season for me of Monday Night Football. You've got bachelor

1188
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: in Paradise a little so you think he can dance

1189
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: and lip sync to the rescue? Thank you, Danielle. Real

1190
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: quick call with Sean over here on line twenty four,

1191
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: Line twenty four. So busy today. It's a hot line.

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01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: Hey Sean on line twenty four, tell us about your

1193
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 1: interview and you went anyway? No, no, it wasn't me.

1194
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 1: I was actually the one doing the interview. Oh okay,

1195
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: So someone came to the interview and they could have

1196
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: been they could have been detoured, but they weren't. What

1197
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 1: happened correct? So basically, this guy was coming in for

1198
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: an interview. He wrote his bicycle all the way from

1199
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: Coral Springs down to Aventura, and on his way in

1200
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: he actually got hit by a car at an intersection.

1201
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: The car got completely damaged. He still was able to

1202
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 1: find a bus, get into the into the office, have

1203
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: the interview, get a little bit of blood on his face,

1204
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 1: some blood on a shirt. O God, surely yeah, surely enough.

1205
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 1: You know what, it was the best higher I've ever approved.

1206
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: I mean it was one of the best sales guys

1207
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: I've ever had. Wow, look at that addication. Man, that's

1208
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: the thing. If you want a job at our morning show.

1209
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: Beat your face up, have some blood coming at your nostril,

1210
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: and you're in. That's how Gandhi got the job. I

1211
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: love that. I love that. And look, you know what

1212
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: you have. If a lot of people are applying for

1213
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: that job, Sean, the one that stands out is the

1214
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: one is going to get the job. And I'm and

1215
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: and this. This guy wrote his bicycle from Coral Springs

1216
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: to Aventura, which hello, I can't even write in a

1217
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: car that far, and they've been hit by a car,

1218
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: bruise and bloody. He got the job. I love that story, Sean,

1219
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. I love that story very much. Absolutely, guys,

1220
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: have a wonderful day. We will and take care. We'll

1221
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 1: be back right after this miss part of today's show,

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Speaker 1: Hey he's kind of scary. You think people are listening

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Speaker 1: to this crap. Yeah, I've heard that they are. I

1237
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: find out whenever I say something incorrect. Oh my yes,

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Speaker 1: you do. Than around the room. Of course, we've got Dad,

1239
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 1: Yelle and Gandhi, and there's Scary, and there's Brody and

1240
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Speaker 1: straight Nates in the house, great tea running in and out,

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01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 1: and of course Froggy is in the house. And uh me,

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Speaker 1: I'm in my house. So here I am. I'm in

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Speaker 1: my house in Santa Fe where I have my studio

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Speaker 1: set up, and we're getting ready. It is wedding week,

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01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: and so on Wednesday we'll be doing the show. It'll

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Speaker 1: be uh, Nate and Gandhi and Scary will be here.

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Speaker 1: And then on Thursday the whole show is going to

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Speaker 1: be here. So i'd like greg te If greg Tea

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Speaker 1: could come in, I would appreciate it. Um, greg Tea

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Speaker 1: is going to be our short order cook. He's gonna

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01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 1: be make him breakfast for us. It's not a full

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Speaker 1: of food. This is gonna be awesome. This will be great, Hey, Gregory, Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: what do you need Gregory? You need to be in

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Speaker 1: charge of doing breakfast down in my kitchen on Thursday

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Speaker 1: morning for the show. Well, hey, better yet, Because it's

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Speaker 1: a special occasion. Why don't I see if I can

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Speaker 1: get in touch with Chef Latie and maybe Chef last

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Speaker 1: a real French trained chef, Chef Lettie. Then you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to let Cheff Latie come to the wedding. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe Chef can't fly him all the way

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Speaker 1: to Santa Fe and not invite him to your web.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Chef lete is a little upset head didn't ask

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Speaker 1: him to cater the wedding. Let me go call him

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Speaker 1: and see if I can get him on the phone

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Speaker 1: for you right now, Okay, you do that, all right?

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Speaker 1: So okay, So I gotta tell you guys, And it's

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Speaker 1: kind of weird. Alex is in here with me, Hi Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: husband to me Hello, So Froggy and Scary and Brody

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01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: and Scottie be all four approached me separately and said, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: what do I wear to the wedding? I mean, I

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01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: gotta like step it up. It's it's a gay wedding.

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01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: And I looked at him and said, so, Danielle Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: you know how ridiculous that sounds. Oh, yeah, wedding. It's

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Speaker 1: a wedding. It's not a gay wedding. It's okay. See,

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Speaker 1: I went by the invitation that it was like very

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Speaker 1: day the deadish and very like, you know, free to

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Speaker 1: Carlo and that type of vibe. So that's the vibe

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Speaker 1: I went, not oh it's a gay wedding vibe. And

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Speaker 1: your your dress is fabulous and by the way, it

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Speaker 1: fits me perfectly to admit when you go to a

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Speaker 1: gay wedding it's next level fashion. No, it's not. It's

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Speaker 1: a wedding. Well no, but see here's what you're saying.

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01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 1: You're saying that if you go to a wedding that's

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01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: not a wedding between two people of the same sex,

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Speaker 1: then you don't have to try his hard. And I

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01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 1: think that's unfair for them. That's not cool. Well, to

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Speaker 1: be fair, when I went shopping, I went to I

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01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: wait a bee line to the gay guy in the

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Speaker 1: men's department. I said, how did you know? And how

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Speaker 1: did you know he was How did you know he

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Speaker 1: was gay? Because he was the best dresh Oh god,

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01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: oh no, And I said, I do the same thing.

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01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: But guy, you guys by the way talking all the

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01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: stereotypical bull crap, stop it really, yes, foggy. So yesterday

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Speaker 1: I needed shoes, and so I have my suit, I

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Speaker 1: have my shirt, and I had spoken to you on

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01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 1: the phone, and so I went to a shoe store.

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Speaker 1: And as I walked in the shoe store, there were

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Speaker 1: three gentlemen standing in the suit shoe store. Two of

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01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,640
Speaker 1: the gentlemen were older guys and one was younger. He

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01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: was standing with his hands on his hips as I

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01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: walked in, and he said, he said, well, good morning,

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01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I need to talk to you.

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01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: So I explained to him, Hey, I'm going to a wedding.

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01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: I'm actually standing in the wedding. I'm part of the

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Speaker 1: wedding party, and I this is my suit. I showed

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01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 1: him a picture of the suit the shirt. He says, honey,

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01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 1: you come with him. He will get you right fixed up.

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01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 1: I said, See, you're the guy I wanted, so he

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01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 1: took good care of you. I know. Hey, look, so

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01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,679
Speaker 1: you guys, do you let me ask you a question

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01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 1: the gay guy in the room. Maybe I'm just not

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01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: familiar with this, and maybe I'm hoping it doesn't happen.

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01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: But do you guys gay profile that much when you

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01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: need extra help from a guy I think he's gay? Single? Yeah?

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01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 1: That great dress of the story too, whe Okay, by

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01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: the way, I gotta be honest. I'm sure there are

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Speaker 1: people who are offended at this conversation. I'm not offended.

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01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,320
Speaker 1: It does not offend me at all. I'm not offended

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Speaker 1: at all. Yes, Scotti, mine just kind of went the

1321
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 1: same way. I was at Northstrom rac and I saw

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01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: the guy who I thought it would best be able

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01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: to help me within How did you know he was

1324
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 1: the guy guy who who could best help you because

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01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 1: he was wearing a pocket square. That doesn't mean he's gay.

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01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 1: Ordered one of those on Amazon. I know a lot

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01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: of straight guys who wear pocket squares. Gandhi, Daniel, help

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01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,760
Speaker 1: me out with it. They're ridiculous. I can't help these guys.

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01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 1: They're like in a world of their own. There's no

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01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 1: helping them. You tell them bright color, and all of

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01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: a sudden, it's I have a gay wedding. I gotta

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01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: get gay things. Unless they're wearing a black suit or

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01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:49,679
Speaker 1: a gray suit with a white or a blue shirt.

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01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 1: Like to them, they don't have no clue what the

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01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 1: hell they're doing, all right, And so Brody even takes

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01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: it a step further. Yeah, you were looking for socks. Yes,

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01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: I was trying to match this shirt the woman picked out.

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01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, because I would. I'm wearing my normal

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01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,640
Speaker 1: blue plaid and I said, I need I'm kind of dressed, hey,

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01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 1: but I need to dress hey for this wedding. And

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01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: so she got me this mint green shirt. And I say,

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01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 1: they need socks, but they need to be really gay.

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01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: And so she said, how dor socks gay? Well she knew,

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01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 1: she went right to them, picked him out for me. Okay, yeah, purple,

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01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh oh god, I got a nice gay tied to it. Okay, Okay,

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01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,280
Speaker 1: everyone calmed down. It's full of T shirts and cargo storts,

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01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,479
Speaker 1: and any type of color is gay. It's true. If

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01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: it's not. If it's not, uh, you know, a typical

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01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 1: khaki or help me out, whatever can handle it. Nate,

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01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: how'd you do? I did great? He's half gay gay straight.

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01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: Nate is very straight. I'm very straight, but I do

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01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 1: have fashion style. And I didn't say I'm going to

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01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: a gay wedding. I said I'm going to a fabulous wedding.

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01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 1: So they kind of they kind of figured out that

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01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 1: it was a gay wedding, but I didn't say gay

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01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 1: wedding as I have another problem. If you have several,

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01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 1: but which one do you want to address now? So

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01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 1: I got fitted from my suit a couple weeks ago,

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01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: but then we had the hurricane and I ate enough

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01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 1: snacks to like first seven people, and so I tried

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01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:17,639
Speaker 1: my suit on after the hurricane. It doesn't button anymore.

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01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: So all weekend while I was watching football, not at

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01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: the college football game that I went to, but yesterday

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01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,679
Speaker 1: while I watched football, I wore my suit pants around

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01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 1: the house so they would hopefully stretch out of them out.

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01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: They'll trying to stretch them out so they'll work when

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01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,719
Speaker 1: I have to wear them next Saturday at the wedding.

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01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,639
Speaker 1: I think that I think that may work. You need

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01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 1: an that much. Alex is right, have you used to

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01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 1: add a button before. There's three buttons on these pants.

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01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: I don't thinking add three buttons. Okay, I just here's

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01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,600
Speaker 1: what I'm just wanting to do. I'm hoping that we

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01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 1: can just enter a day and age where you don't

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01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: have to say gay wedding. Yeah, just say wedding. And

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01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,360
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not I'm not mad, I'm not a set.

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01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,679
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, look, I know gay guys who have

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01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,559
Speaker 1: absolutely zero fashion sense. Well like Alex for instance, exactly

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01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,640
Speaker 1: remember when you met him, he was wearing what was

1379
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: the guy Tom Hardy ed Hardy. Yeah, and let me

1380
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: tell you that jacket was the star of the show,

1381
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:25,759
Speaker 1: Eddy Jacket. He wore that ed that crazy ed Hardy

1382
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 1: still have it. It's a bath match. He wore that

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01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: ed Hardy a jacket to a jingle ball and I

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01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,760
Speaker 1: remember the next day on the air, Danielle made so

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01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 1: much fun of it he retired it. I love you, Alex, Okay.

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01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,639
Speaker 1: My biggest fear was that, like I know, it's technically

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01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: not a bridal party, but because we didn't have like

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01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: any conversations with each other, it's like Dane is going

1389
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: to be there and our our dress is gonna clash

1390
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: through the suits class. Ye, it's okay. Look, look, I'm

1391
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 1: not looking for a reason to like scold or correct anyone.

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01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 1: And I will tell you, you know, it's really funny

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01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,240
Speaker 1: as Alex and we're planning for this wedding. Every once

1394
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,640
Speaker 1: in while, someone would say the word bridal party, and

1395
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 1: none of us is a bride. But I get it.

1396
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 1: You know, we're still living in a world that's that's

1397
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,840
Speaker 1: growing and expanding and getting and getting to be more

1398
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,160
Speaker 1: open minded. And I understand we're gonna have We're gonna

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01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 1: have times where we're gonna say things that may offend some.

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01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm not offended. Ada, I'm a I'm a groomsman. That's house.

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01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:22,559
Speaker 1: I'm not a bridal party. I'm the groomsman you can

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01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: talk to. Look, Line twenty four is giving us another

1403
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 1: great call. What is it with line twenty four today?

1404
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: It's a lot of people here, but it's only from

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01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,840
Speaker 1: now on, only calls on line twenty four. I got

1406
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 1: Paul on here. Hi, Paul, you're on line twenty four. Congratulations,

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01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:39,759
Speaker 1: Hello lady, Helloo, what's up Paul? Hi? So I actually

1408
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,800
Speaker 1: take a compliment. I'm a straight guy. I've been with

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01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 1: my girlfriend now for eight years, and I take a

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01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 1: compliment ten times stronger from a gay guy. Then I

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01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:51,320
Speaker 1: do my own girlfriend, like like, we have gay friends,

1412
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,599
Speaker 1: and when they compliment they I'm like, oh my god,

1413
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 1: like I'm actually doing something hard. And when my girlfriend

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01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: goes it goes in one ear and totally up. Yeah,

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01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,160
Speaker 1: I got to do that. It's good to listen to

1416
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 1: everyone weigh in, you know, but but to be fair part,

1417
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 1: But to be fair, I know a lot of my

1418
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,880
Speaker 1: friends who are gay. I would not trust them ever.

1419
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 1: For advised, you should see some of Alex's friends, especially gee,

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01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, my friend Gavin, forget it anyway, that's

1421
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,839
Speaker 1: a shame, you know, he could be listening. Sorry, Gavin. Anyways,

1422
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:26,840
Speaker 1: I get it. I feel like I feel like I've

1423
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 1: been with my girlfriend for so long it's just essentially

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01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 1: shows in care at this point. And then when someone

1425
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 1: else gives me a compliment, especially another guy, I'm like, wow,

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01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm actually in that kind of league. So it's

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01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:39,599
Speaker 1: I think it's a compliment. You go, all right, well,

1428
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 1: thank you sir, thank you. I have a beautiful day,

1429
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:43,719
Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Line twenty four. I have a lovely wedding.

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01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much, thank you, thank you

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01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 1: very much. Line twenty three. Oh, let's see if line

1432
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:52,160
Speaker 1: twenty three can pay off like line twenty four. Himsimo,

1433
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,960
Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm great? How are you doing? Okay?

1434
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 1: How do you want to weigh in on this ridiculous conversation?

1435
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:02,680
Speaker 1: All right? So, being gay man myself, I have absolutely

1436
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: no fashion sense whatsoever. I have to ask my boyfriend

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01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 1: Mourn every morning, does this go with this? Does this

1438
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,760
Speaker 1: go with this? I've been under wearing plaid shorts with

1439
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 1: striped shirts, and my sister wants to made me go

1440
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:18,639
Speaker 1: home to change. She said, I look ridiculous. It's okay. See,

1441
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: that's the thing we when we throw each other into stereotypes,

1442
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,760
Speaker 1: we were expecting something that we may not have a

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01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,120
Speaker 1: payoff with. For instance, if you ask me to cut

1444
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:29,960
Speaker 1: your hair, you don't want to do that. Yeah, all

1445
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,400
Speaker 1: gays cut hair, and all gays decorated apartments. I will

1446
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 1: decorate your house at look beautiful. But oh but I

1447
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:40,000
Speaker 1: don't ask Mike. I don't ask a lesbian to tune

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01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,639
Speaker 1: up my car. I mean, that's one of the play

1449
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:47,640
Speaker 1: softball with me. I will tell you yesterday, Alex and

1450
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,760
Speaker 1: I part next to a couple, right, they were at

1451
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,839
Speaker 1: the grocery store and they were it was two women

1452
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,160
Speaker 1: and they were in their subaru and they were fighting.

1453
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,680
Speaker 1: And the first thing Alex says was, oh my god,

1454
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 1: there's lesbian's ri having a fight. I said, well, how

1455
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 1: do you know there were lesbians? He said, the super route.

1456
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:08,120
Speaker 1: You can't do that universal sign for being a lesbian though,

1457
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:13,840
Speaker 1: what no, no, I'm kidding. We have ramp four. We

1458
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,120
Speaker 1: count Thanks for me decorating in the house that he

1459
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 1: dresses me. So that's that's that, all right. Most of all,

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01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:22,000
Speaker 1: you're cool, You're you're covered. Thanks for listening to us.

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01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 1: All right, on your wedding, have a good day. Well,

1462
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,479
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very much. All right, enough enough

1463
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 1: of that? Is our is our breakfast caterer? Ready to go?

1464
01:16:36,479 --> 01:16:46,760
Speaker 1: Is this the one and only? Chef Letti? What is bejominum?

1465
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: By the way, that's Italian in your French. We you

1466
01:16:54,439 --> 01:17:00,200
Speaker 1: know I travel so much. Let me just do we

1467
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,559
Speaker 1: wake you up? Chef Lette, you sound like you're still asleep.

1468
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 1: Good good tea colde? You know? Does that time a

1469
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 1: difference here in France? And hello, it's later there, I

1470
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 1: spend a long day, I you know, go down this

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01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 1: women you know seis example whether yeah, I have a

1472
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:30,880
Speaker 1: girl next to me. Okay, hey listen, Chef Lettie, I

1473
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,800
Speaker 1: know that you're still mad that I didn't ask you

1474
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 1: to cater the wedding, but we have another job for you. Yes,

1475
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: what do you need from my cooking? Okay? So out

1476
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:41,880
Speaker 1: here in Santa Fe at my house is we're going

1477
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 1: to do our show here. We have a studio set

1478
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,640
Speaker 1: up Thursday morning, the entire morning show is going to

1479
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,040
Speaker 1: be out here for the wedding weekend, and we want you,

1480
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:53,599
Speaker 1: Chef Lettie, to be the official caterer and chef for

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01:17:53,640 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 1: our breakfast that Thursday morning show. You know, and I

1482
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,640
Speaker 1: would not the cool amitter Bobby mcflay. I would go me,

1483
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm good. So the problem you know, as you know,

1484
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,960
Speaker 1: Bobby Flay was invited to the wedding, but he turned

1485
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:13,040
Speaker 1: us down. So he's not coming. Well good for him,

1486
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,760
Speaker 1: he's not enough room in to catch for me and

1487
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:22,320
Speaker 1: mister mcflay, you know, like good thing, kick him curbby.

1488
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:25,880
Speaker 1: Did you guys have any request for Chef Lati for

1489
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:30,120
Speaker 1: our Thursday morning breakfast? I like a proper. I like

1490
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:36,040
Speaker 1: a proper omelet, a nice French omelet. Okay, no problem,

1491
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:45,960
Speaker 1: no problem. But they snails the chili. I heard chili sauce.

1492
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm in okay, snails a scargo, Yeah, scargo. I'm chili

1493
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:57,640
Speaker 1: sauceing snails and I'm making you and they put it

1494
01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 1: in your mouth? Is getting mayonnaise for breakfast? All right? Well,

1495
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,719
Speaker 1: cheff LETI if you hop on air France right now,

1496
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: you'll make it to Santa Fe by Thursday. So leave now. Yes,

1497
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:15,280
Speaker 1: my woman is getting up. I have to go back

1498
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:23,719
Speaker 1: into the bed. You know, is how are you doing?

1499
01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:36,479
Speaker 1: Give you? We we committee? Everyone disconnects. Please invite him

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01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: to the wedding, please no, no, he could. He could

1501
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:41,439
Speaker 1: make your breakfast that morning. Yeah, he's gonna be downstairs

1502
01:19:41,439 --> 01:19:43,080
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and Alex, you have to keep an

1503
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: eye on No, I'm gonna be sleeping. No, you're not

1504
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 1: going to keep an eye on that. Oh no, all right,

1505
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:50,160
Speaker 1: So there you go. We've got people wondering what to wear.

1506
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:54,160
Speaker 1: It says on the invitation for Friday Night's party, it

1507
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:57,799
Speaker 1: says casual. What does it say? It says festive and fruity?

1508
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:01,400
Speaker 1: What does that or something I don't rudy. Yeah, make

1509
01:20:01,439 --> 01:20:04,360
Speaker 1: sure you just wear lots of colors all week and long.

1510
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 1: Let's go round the room and then we'll get into

1511
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: the three things you need to know from Gandhi. We'll

1512
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 1: start with you, producer Sam, what's on your mind today?

1513
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,719
Speaker 1: So last week I said, hey, if you're trying something

1514
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,240
Speaker 1: for the first time, try it in like small pieces moderation. Yeah.

1515
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,880
Speaker 1: I wish I took my own advice because I found

1516
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:22,080
Speaker 1: this exfoliating burning mask Elvis, and I wanted my skin

1517
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:25,040
Speaker 1: to be all fresh for your wedding. Yeah. Well it's

1518
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,040
Speaker 1: not working out for me too bad, because I burned

1519
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:32,120
Speaker 1: all of my like acne marks, all of my pimples

1520
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:35,679
Speaker 1: had just turned into burn flesh on my face. So well,

1521
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,320
Speaker 1: you guys are all worried about what to wear. I'm

1522
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 1: just like, how do I put my skin back on

1523
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,320
Speaker 1: my head? That's not really it hurts. You have shards

1524
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:44,879
Speaker 1: of skin hanging off your face. That's a lot like scabs,

1525
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:48,120
Speaker 1: Like I burned each pimple. The things we do. Seriously,

1526
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,479
Speaker 1: what is this light I just used on my face?

1527
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:55,640
Speaker 1: Nutgena ane spotty spot light? You should use that? I

1528
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I'll let you know in an hour

1529
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 1: and see if it works all right. Well, you know what,

1530
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,920
Speaker 1: the things we do for love, the pain we do,

1531
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 1: the things we do to look pretty. What's up with

1532
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: you today, Danielle? So is it appropriate to have black

1533
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,320
Speaker 1: nails at a wedding? Yes? Okay, because I'm going to

1534
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:13,680
Speaker 1: get my nails done today and the black goes with

1535
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:16,120
Speaker 1: my dress because it's got like pinks and reds in it.

1536
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:18,640
Speaker 1: But I'm worried I don't even match the wedding. I

1537
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:23,200
Speaker 1: just realized, like everyone is wearing yellows and pretty like

1538
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,599
Speaker 1: pastel colors, and I am coming in with this red

1539
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 1: and pink. I don't match. It's elegant, and you know what.

1540
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,680
Speaker 1: You know what's to me the coolest thing you can

1541
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,519
Speaker 1: do is do what you want to do. That's that's

1542
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,680
Speaker 1: what we encourage. Individual'll be me then than come on.

1543
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:38,639
Speaker 1: By the way people are saying online the sexual tension

1544
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:42,280
Speaker 1: between Chef and Lette and Danielle is unreal. I would

1545
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 1: touch that with your you know what's up with you today? Well, Elvis,

1546
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 1: you know, so a month out of the wedding, I'm like, oh,

1547
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 1: I've got a month. I could go on pounds off,

1548
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:55,439
Speaker 1: and then a week out, I'm like, oh, I got

1549
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 1: a week I'm really gonna you know, I just forget it.

1550
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm just wearing my pants around the house. I'm gonna

1551
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,639
Speaker 1: find the way fit in these pants and I'm gonna

1552
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,080
Speaker 1: stay in there. And I don't even care if it's

1553
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: anymore stretch him out. I got three days to lose weight.

1554
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 1: Somebody knows how you knock five pounds off in three days.

1555
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 1: Let me know, just double spanks it. Ye, spanks. Spanks

1556
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:15,880
Speaker 1: are fantastic. Double but don't get stuck in it like

1557
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,720
Speaker 1: Elvis did that one day and then he panicked. Yeah,

1558
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:19,000
Speaker 1: I know. I had to cut myself out of my

1559
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,280
Speaker 1: spad once I got to that last strand they opened

1560
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:26,080
Speaker 1: up and they knocked glasses off the shelf, shot across

1561
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:29,320
Speaker 1: the room. Hey, what's up with you today? Gandhi? Okay,

1562
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,559
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell Yeah, it's me um. I wanted

1563
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,360
Speaker 1: to tell the guys in the room that I'm committing

1564
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 1: the ultimate party foul. When we travel this weekend. I

1565
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:39,280
Speaker 1: know we say never check a bag. I'm checking a bag.

1566
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,280
Speaker 1: It's a wedding weekend. It's a wedding weekend. You gotta

1567
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:45,600
Speaker 1: check it. Back exactly checking a back too. I know,

1568
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:47,160
Speaker 1: I got really stressed out because I was like, oh,

1569
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,160
Speaker 1: Nate and Scary are gonna be so mad. But I

1570
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 1: know that they're going to probably check the back too

1571
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,840
Speaker 1: because I'm not using my suit. Yeah, Scary Nate, if

1572
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:57,720
Speaker 1: you show up with a carry on, I'm gonna kick it. Oh,

1573
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,679
Speaker 1: get out of it. Whatever I'm bringing. Well, you're bringing

1574
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:04,639
Speaker 1: a wedding weekend out wardrobe in a backpack. My suits

1575
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:09,000
Speaker 1: wrinkle free. Where did you shop? Who didn't I suit?

1576
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:14,960
Speaker 1: Let it happen, Let it happen, man made fibers. I think,

1577
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:19,160
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm bringing, buy you haul and you're bringing

1578
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 1: a backpack. Don't don't let Nate walk near an open flame.

1579
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:26,719
Speaker 1: And there's gonna be a lot of this wedding. Alright,

1580
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,920
Speaker 1: let's get into the three things you need to know. Gandhi,

1581
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:30,560
Speaker 1: what are they all? Right? Well, the death toll on

1582
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:32,640
Speaker 1: the Bahamas has reached forty three and they expect it

1583
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:37,280
Speaker 1: to climb. Seventy thousand people currently without food, water, and shelter,

1584
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:40,160
Speaker 1: So of course we keep saying donate to Redcross dot org.

1585
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 1: They really need help. Also, you can go to ye

1586
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 1: dot com and find out where we're collecting not only

1587
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:48,120
Speaker 1: goods but also money donations because the Bahamas really really

1588
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:51,320
Speaker 1: need your help right now. Froggy is probably excited because

1589
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,800
Speaker 1: Apple is having a big event tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, Usually

1590
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,639
Speaker 1: they roll out their new phones. A lot of people

1591
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:58,760
Speaker 1: think that they're going to be talking about their subscription

1592
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:02,960
Speaker 1: service tomorrow too, but rumor that an improved camera capable

1593
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 1: of shooting ultra wide shots is on the way, so

1594
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,439
Speaker 1: that'll probably be like a ten thousand dollar phone. And finally,

1595
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:11,200
Speaker 1: we talked about this earlier, but it bears repeating because

1596
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:14,360
Speaker 1: this is crazy to me. A couple in India. The

1597
01:24:14,439 --> 01:24:17,120
Speaker 1: woman is seventy four, the man is seventy eight. She

1598
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:21,639
Speaker 1: just gave birth to very healthy biological babies at seventy

1599
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,639
Speaker 1: four years old. Yes, wow, they're calling it a medical miracle.

1600
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:27,080
Speaker 1: This couple tried for fifty seven years to have their

1601
01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:29,320
Speaker 1: own children and they couldn't do it, but it finally

1602
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 1: worked at the age of seventy four, and she went

1603
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:33,799
Speaker 1: through a psychological evaluation to see if she was actually

1604
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:36,880
Speaker 1: ready to be a mom and she's okay, I love that.

1605
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,720
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gandhil. We'll be back right after this. This

1606
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:46,240
Speaker 1: is Elvis Durrand in the morning show sponsored by State

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01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,000
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1610
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:02,200
Speaker 1: we go, we go show. There's just a couple of

1611
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,760
Speaker 1: things for you to think about today. I mean, there's

1612
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,160
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on my list here. I don't

1613
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 1: even know or where to begin. That's the thing. I

1614
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:09,559
Speaker 1: come into this show with like eight thousand hours worth

1615
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 1: of stuff and we do what three four hours? How

1616
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:17,719
Speaker 1: long we are anyway? First of all, on a serious note,

1617
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:21,200
Speaker 1: survey done recently, twenty two percent of seniors over the

1618
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 1: age of sixty five talk to no more than three

1619
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:27,639
Speaker 1: people per week. Okay, that breaks my heart. Yeah, it's

1620
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:30,840
Speaker 1: very sad thing. A lot of seniors go a whole

1621
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,800
Speaker 1: week without talking to anyone face to face. Maybe the

1622
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 1: phone will ring, maybe not. So you know, look, we're

1623
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,800
Speaker 1: not going to drag this out. But all I'm saying

1624
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,160
Speaker 1: is if there's someone in your life who you know

1625
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:44,160
Speaker 1: is sitting at home or wherever they are, maybe they're

1626
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 1: an assisted living wherever, and uh, you know, there's they

1627
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,439
Speaker 1: probably haven't heard from you or your family members or

1628
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:53,679
Speaker 1: their friends for a while, reach out today say hi, yeah,

1629
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,320
Speaker 1: because uh and doctor has always told us. It tells

1630
01:25:56,360 --> 01:26:00,200
Speaker 1: us that loneliness is almost as bad as any bad

1631
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:03,800
Speaker 1: disease in killing people in this country. And so keep

1632
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,439
Speaker 1: that in mind, loneliness. And you know, and when you

1633
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:07,160
Speaker 1: get older, people tend to forget about you. They think

1634
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,280
Speaker 1: you're taken care of. No. By the way, doctor Oz

1635
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:15,720
Speaker 1: just announced that his mom has Alzheimer's. Wow. I was

1636
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:21,840
Speaker 1: at Starbucks yesterday or a place like Starbucks, you a

1637
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:25,200
Speaker 1: coffee place, a coffee place, And I did that thing

1638
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:28,840
Speaker 1: where they put too much coffee in the cup. So

1639
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,559
Speaker 1: when I go, you go over to get your napkins

1640
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:33,439
Speaker 1: and your stuff. I poured a little in the trash can. Yeah,

1641
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,600
Speaker 1: And there was someone cleaning up, and she said, you know,

1642
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,200
Speaker 1: we hate when you do that. Okay, well, I mean

1643
01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:41,920
Speaker 1: when you fill my cup up too much so we're

1644
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,120
Speaker 1: at a standstill. Well, the answer was, will tell them

1645
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:47,960
Speaker 1: not to fill it up. So I was looking on

1646
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:51,440
Speaker 1: BuzzFeed today. The list of things that are anchoring are baristas.

1647
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:55,439
Speaker 1: Oh was that one of them? Number one? Pour your

1648
01:26:55,479 --> 01:26:58,040
Speaker 1: coffee out? Pouring your coffee out into the trash can,

1649
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,920
Speaker 1: making room for cream. And sugar. That's number one. They said,

1650
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:03,680
Speaker 1: we have to take that trash out, and if enough

1651
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:05,439
Speaker 1: people do this, the bottom of the bag breaks and

1652
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,200
Speaker 1: we get old liquid all over our shoes. OK. I

1653
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:10,920
Speaker 1: get that. Well, so Brody, you worked as a barrister

1654
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:14,200
Speaker 1: or I mean as a as a barista barrister would

1655
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:20,000
Speaker 1: be a British attorney. So what do we do? I

1656
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:21,880
Speaker 1: would ask for a second cup and then pour some

1657
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,679
Speaker 1: into the second cup, then leave the cup on the counter.

1658
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:26,400
Speaker 1: Let them deal with it, all right, I mean as

1659
01:27:26,479 --> 01:27:28,760
Speaker 1: much as I hate that too, But you can also

1660
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:32,040
Speaker 1: order a coffee light and say leave room plan ahead,

1661
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,320
Speaker 1: say leave room for milk. You can tell them that.

1662
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:38,400
Speaker 1: Other things that anger are barista's pick up a drink,

1663
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:40,240
Speaker 1: picking up a drink without looking at it or reading

1664
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 1: the name on it. Have you ever picked up someone

1665
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:46,160
Speaker 1: else's drink by accident? I have not, but they get

1666
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:49,479
Speaker 1: my name wrong all the time time. Yeah. Leaving straw

1667
01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:51,960
Speaker 1: wrappers on the pickup counter just put them in that hole. Yeah,

1668
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:59,280
Speaker 1: that's gross. That's what the hole's for, It's true. Yes,

1669
01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:05,200
Speaker 1: always put it the proper hole. Yes. Also we also

1670
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:09,840
Speaker 1: hear of these uh, these secret menus. They hate that. Oh, Yeah,

1671
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 1: they typically aren't trained to do any of those stupid

1672
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:17,160
Speaker 1: secret menu things. Oh there's a Mexican place. I will

1673
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:19,240
Speaker 1: not say what it is, but I do something off

1674
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:20,559
Speaker 1: the secret menu all the time, and I know they

1675
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:26,400
Speaker 1: hate me for it, but I feel so satisfied. Where Yeah,

1676
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:28,360
Speaker 1: what are you ordering a Chipotle? I get a Casidia

1677
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,400
Speaker 1: and they don't have case that is no, they're not

1678
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:32,320
Speaker 1: supposed to be on the menu, but I get one,

1679
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,280
Speaker 1: and then they have to like, you know, heat it

1680
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,200
Speaker 1: and then wait for a while, so it sort of

1681
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:39,720
Speaker 1: holds up the process. But I like my Casodia. Yeah. Hey,

1682
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:42,040
Speaker 1: you know, can I go back to something you said, Daniel,

1683
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:44,600
Speaker 1: you're talking about doctor Oz. He just announced that his

1684
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:48,160
Speaker 1: mother has Alzheimer's. Yes, very interesting. He will be at

1685
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:51,360
Speaker 1: the wedding. By the way, he's going to speak. I'm

1686
01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:53,559
Speaker 1: so excited because you know what he's he really loves

1687
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,960
Speaker 1: to speak about love and families. Yeah. And I don't

1688
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:57,800
Speaker 1: know if you've been following, if you follow him on

1689
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:01,080
Speaker 1: Instagram or not, but yesterday, in the days leading up

1690
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 1: to you yesterday, he really has been spending so much

1691
01:29:03,439 --> 01:29:06,599
Speaker 1: time with his grandkids, and he's talking about how doctor

1692
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:08,960
Speaker 1: us is talking about how he and his wife Lisa

1693
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:12,519
Speaker 1: are just loving time with their grandkids and their kids

1694
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:15,840
Speaker 1: and their family. And it's so interesting to have him

1695
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:19,719
Speaker 1: announce about his mother having Alzheimer's. It really it puts

1696
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:23,040
Speaker 1: life's full circle into perspective, you know what I'm saying.

1697
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:26,960
Speaker 1: I mean, he now has a mother he needs to

1698
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:29,679
Speaker 1: pay special, special attention to, and I'm sure she's gonna

1699
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,639
Speaker 1: get the best care in the world. At the same time,

1700
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:35,559
Speaker 1: he has the joy of having these beautiful grandkids. Look,

1701
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,320
Speaker 1: a lot of people listening to I know you may

1702
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:39,000
Speaker 1: be listening to our should right now. You can't even

1703
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,920
Speaker 1: think about going on a date, for much less getting

1704
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,479
Speaker 1: married to someone at this point in your life. You're

1705
01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:44,760
Speaker 1: too young, you just don't want to think about it,

1706
01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:46,639
Speaker 1: or maybe you're scary you're old and aren't even thinking

1707
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:52,599
Speaker 1: about marriage or kids or kids or whatever. But if

1708
01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:55,080
Speaker 1: you want a great example, I mean a perfect example,

1709
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:57,200
Speaker 1: and we know him very well, a perfect example of

1710
01:29:57,280 --> 01:30:01,519
Speaker 1: the most incredible circle of life, and that is doctor

1711
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,320
Speaker 1: Oz and his family. And uh, I love watching that

1712
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:08,240
Speaker 1: come into come into play. Yeah. Yeah, my mother had

1713
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:10,960
Speaker 1: Alzheimer's as well, and you were grandmother too, right, my

1714
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:16,120
Speaker 1: grandmother too. And uh sad to watch the you know them,

1715
01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:20,400
Speaker 1: them just go from this vibrant person to what Alzheimer's

1716
01:30:20,479 --> 01:30:24,080
Speaker 1: does to you. Right, So it's just so sad. It's true. Yeah,

1717
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:26,560
Speaker 1: did you hear about this about this couple in Pennsylvania?

1718
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: I think they can actually hear us out in uh Montoursville, Pennsylvania.

1719
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 1: They their bank accidentally deposited one hundred and twenty thousand

1720
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:40,360
Speaker 1: dollars in their checking account. Awesome, And they went out

1721
01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:42,760
Speaker 1: on a spending spree and they plowed right through it.

1722
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:46,679
Speaker 1: A terrible thought, drove right through it. Now of course

1723
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:51,479
Speaker 1: they're facing felony theft charges. They went out, they they

1724
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:55,400
Speaker 1: they discovered that they had one hundred and twenty thousand

1725
01:30:55,439 --> 01:30:57,559
Speaker 1: dollars in their account. Their balanced before that was eleven

1726
01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:02,080
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. So now they had one hundred and twenty

1727
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:04,320
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars, one hundred and twenty one dollars in

1728
01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:08,240
Speaker 1: their account. So Robert and Tiffany Williams, they went on

1729
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:11,720
Speaker 1: a shopping spree. They bought an suv, they bought two

1730
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:16,080
Speaker 1: four wheelers, a camper all right, and a car trailer. Oh,

1731
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,519
Speaker 1: they were out doorsy. They paid off their bills and

1732
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,400
Speaker 1: they paid up for some car repairs they give. They

1733
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:26,080
Speaker 1: gave fifteen thousand dollars to their friends. Are their friends

1734
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:28,439
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble too? I don't well know they're

1735
01:31:28,439 --> 01:31:31,760
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble. They they they yeah. So in

1736
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:34,839
Speaker 1: mid June, the bank figured out their mistake and despite

1737
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:38,479
Speaker 1: what uh finders keepers games that taught us in elementary school,

1738
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:40,519
Speaker 1: the bank took their one hundred and twenty thousand back

1739
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:43,000
Speaker 1: and they transferred it to the correct account. So now

1740
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:46,160
Speaker 1: they have to return all the money. I don't know. See,

1741
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:49,839
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like if the bank made the mistake,

1742
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:53,880
Speaker 1: the banks should figure out. No, the banks, Ye, that's

1743
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:56,320
Speaker 1: not your money. I don't know, but I didn't make

1744
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,599
Speaker 1: you know, the banks I supposed to make a mistake.

1745
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:02,439
Speaker 1: That the big ass mistake, like arested or getting charged

1746
01:32:02,479 --> 01:32:04,680
Speaker 1: with that. I feel like it's entrapment. It's like if

1747
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,200
Speaker 1: a cops like, hey, do you want to joint and

1748
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 1: then you say yeah, like you aren't going to get

1749
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:09,840
Speaker 1: it in the first place than someone offered it. No,

1750
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,599
Speaker 1: But in trapment, when they give you that joint, they

1751
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,439
Speaker 1: do that on purpose. The bank did that by accident.

1752
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:18,280
Speaker 1: It was a mistake. Did they but if you open

1753
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:20,360
Speaker 1: up your bank account today and it was one hundred

1754
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,839
Speaker 1: and twenty five thousand dollars extra in there, you wouldn't

1755
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:24,400
Speaker 1: call the bank and say, hey, I think you made

1756
01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:27,000
Speaker 1: a mistake. I would wait and just see what happens.

1757
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:29,519
Speaker 1: I wouldn't spend it, but I wouldn't say anything yet,

1758
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:32,040
Speaker 1: right because I give you advice, stake and then like

1759
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 1: you know, they're gonna You know, I didn't ask for

1760
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:37,880
Speaker 1: that money. Don't hate me for saying this. Call them

1761
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:41,240
Speaker 1: and give it back. You do not want that money,

1762
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:43,720
Speaker 1: because they will come for that money, believe me. No.

1763
01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:46,439
Speaker 1: Let listen, if a bank makes a mistake like that, yeah,

1764
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,000
Speaker 1: and it's not in your face, if it's in your

1765
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:51,680
Speaker 1: favor like that, they have so many regulations on top

1766
01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:53,560
Speaker 1: of them, they will eventually find it. That's just the

1767
01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:56,920
Speaker 1: way that system works. Damiel wants to call up and negotiate,

1768
01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:00,439
Speaker 1: I'll give you half of it back, no other hand.

1769
01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:02,800
Speaker 1: On the other hand, if if they actually screw you

1770
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:05,080
Speaker 1: out of two hundred dollars, you will never see it exactly.

1771
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:07,720
Speaker 1: This one's for the little guy. How did they not

1772
01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,160
Speaker 1: think they were gonna get caught though? Like, I don't

1773
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:12,080
Speaker 1: know but because you know what, persons, you know what,

1774
01:33:12,280 --> 01:33:14,800
Speaker 1: Look if you live a life live, Look if you're

1775
01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:17,599
Speaker 1: living a life living a paycheck to paycheck, like ninety

1776
01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:20,640
Speaker 1: nine point nine percent of us are, and you all

1777
01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:22,600
Speaker 1: of a sudden go from eleven hundred dollars in your

1778
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:25,679
Speaker 1: checking account to one hundred and twenty one thousand dollars

1779
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:28,920
Speaker 1: in your checking account, That's like, that's that's got to

1780
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:31,800
Speaker 1: be the most huge, massive adrenaline shot. It's got to

1781
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:34,880
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, that's awesome, go to town man, and

1782
01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 1: then you reward yourself with some ATVs, have a good

1783
01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:40,240
Speaker 1: time exactly, and a boat trailer or whatever. All right,

1784
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:42,800
Speaker 1: let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, Yes, what's going on?

1785
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:46,519
Speaker 1: I would give the money back. Definitely, good boy doing.

1786
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, all right, US open yesterday. Rafael Nadal

1787
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,840
Speaker 1: is the men's champion. But let's listening closely for a

1788
01:33:54,000 --> 01:34:10,760
Speaker 1: cheaply made porno or tennis match. Okay, you didn't want

1789
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:14,320
Speaker 1: to hear sound like that having sex? It sounds like

1790
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:17,400
Speaker 1: those turtles sounds with you. I would love to have sex.

1791
01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:20,920
Speaker 1: It sounds like that, all right. So we had Jimmy

1792
01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:23,080
Speaker 1: Fallon on the show on Friday, he was talking about

1793
01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,960
Speaker 1: his big show after Sunday Night Football last night, and

1794
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:29,840
Speaker 1: him and post Malone went to Medieval Times, My Queen,

1795
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:32,600
Speaker 1: my lord post my diad. I'm a big fan of

1796
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:36,080
Speaker 1: your book. I really love your song Sunflower. Are you

1797
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:38,719
Speaker 1: a fan of that? Tonight? We got to have television,

1798
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:47,200
Speaker 1: my lord. Yeah, they serve Coke Die Coke and coke

1799
01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:50,479
Speaker 1: head Medieval Times to him, Um, all right, now we've

1800
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,840
Speaker 1: been talking about Pumpkins, my Slotte getting into the season

1801
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,320
Speaker 1: a little bit earlier. Let's get into the Christmas music

1802
01:34:55,320 --> 01:35:10,559
Speaker 1: a little bit earlier. From Judas Priests. Yes, wow, alright, goodbye,

1803
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:14,519
Speaker 1: who cares no? We played the first Christmas song of

1804
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:18,800
Speaker 1: the season, just saying all right. Antonio Brown started ended

1805
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:22,040
Speaker 1: his weekend on the Oakland Raiders. By Sunday, he was

1806
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:25,280
Speaker 1: a New England Patriot. But when he found out he

1807
01:35:25,479 --> 01:35:28,080
Speaker 1: was released from the Oakland Raiders, this was the video

1808
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:44,320
Speaker 1: he posted. Let me see it go yo, let's go

1809
01:35:45,720 --> 01:35:52,880
Speaker 1: oh wow, yes, because he had just apologized to everybody

1810
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:55,960
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah blah, and then I know it

1811
01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:58,479
Speaker 1: was BS and then he acts like that, I'm like whatever,

1812
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:00,240
Speaker 1: and then he goes over to the and then he

1813
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:03,000
Speaker 1: run aways say signs with the Patriots and look in

1814
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:06,560
Speaker 1: my head, I'm like, behind the scenes, some crap was

1815
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:09,760
Speaker 1: going down one and two. Do the people and the

1816
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:13,599
Speaker 1: Patriots really want him? Like, yeah, it looked like they

1817
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:18,160
Speaker 1: really needed him last night thirty as a player, yes,

1818
01:36:18,479 --> 01:36:21,080
Speaker 1: but like as a person like you know what I

1819
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:24,320
Speaker 1: with that personality. I don't know the Patriots about that. Yeah,

1820
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:26,400
Speaker 1: you know what, You're gonna have all types of personnel.

1821
01:36:26,439 --> 01:36:28,360
Speaker 1: Who's asketball team as we have on ours? All? Right?

1822
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:30,640
Speaker 1: What else you have? Yes, let's go to Ohio. So

1823
01:36:31,439 --> 01:36:35,160
Speaker 1: a guy who enjoys marijuana had his pot taken by

1824
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:38,920
Speaker 1: the police and wanted it back. It's two cops come

1825
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,800
Speaker 1: here last night and steal my wet and I want

1826
01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:46,479
Speaker 1: it back. But it was really good. We and you

1827
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:48,840
Speaker 1: gotta hear what he says. Played again, it's two cops

1828
01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:50,880
Speaker 1: come here last night and steal my weeding. I want

1829
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:53,439
Speaker 1: it back, like four grahams but it was really good.

1830
01:36:53,479 --> 01:36:56,759
Speaker 1: Wee And from what I know, one hundred grahams is cool?

1831
01:36:57,120 --> 01:37:01,320
Speaker 1: God right? Or? Am I wrong? You are wrong? I'm wrong?

1832
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:03,400
Speaker 1: Where did you get that here? What are you talking about?

1833
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:06,360
Speaker 1: A hundred grams? Am I wrong? It's not. I'm just

1834
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:08,439
Speaker 1: here to tell you that it's not. What do you

1835
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:10,599
Speaker 1: mean it's not? Dude? Where have you been the past

1836
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:12,920
Speaker 1: few months? I know I'm right here, dude. Don't try

1837
01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:15,879
Speaker 1: to pump me like I'm dumb. Wait a hundred grams

1838
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:19,920
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot, dude, where have you been for

1839
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,800
Speaker 1: the next two days? Don't try to talk to me

1840
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:27,120
Speaker 1: like I'm dumb. Well, sir, I heard on Google. I'm

1841
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:30,920
Speaker 1: gonna get away with it, dude. Alright, yes, go ahead,

1842
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:33,479
Speaker 1: all right, So elvis, I took a survey amongst the room.

1843
01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:36,360
Speaker 1: You know, your wedding's coming up, and just in case

1844
01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:38,800
Speaker 1: you need some help, I came up with a list

1845
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:41,360
Speaker 1: from everyone on the show of some songs you and

1846
01:37:41,479 --> 01:37:44,760
Speaker 1: Alex can enter your reception too. For the very first time,

1847
01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:51,240
Speaker 1: we don't need no, no, hell no, all right? What's okay? Well?

1848
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:53,639
Speaker 1: What song did you guys vote we should walk out to? Well,

1849
01:37:53,680 --> 01:38:02,400
Speaker 1: this is froggy suggestion right here? All right, thanks Frog?

1850
01:38:02,479 --> 01:38:05,080
Speaker 1: The gay guys are it's rating? Then this one's a

1851
01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:08,360
Speaker 1: little bit of a savage, right savage move right here

1852
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:18,439
Speaker 1: from Danielle. But ohay, what did Danielle say? Nearly? Danielle

1853
01:38:18,439 --> 01:38:23,879
Speaker 1: I'm not twice his age. That's a dackass move, Danielle,

1854
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 1: I love you. I'd be eighty years old if I

1855
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:28,840
Speaker 1: was twice a day I was. I hate you. I

1856
01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:31,000
Speaker 1: was shocked at that one. Gandhi had this one right here?

1857
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:42,680
Speaker 1: Thank you. Something that's not consulting. You're both hot? All right?

1858
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:46,040
Speaker 1: Lets my mom wasn't insulting. Keep going, let's check out

1859
01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:56,320
Speaker 1: scary you shut up over the foggy I love Yeah,

1860
01:38:56,439 --> 01:39:00,200
Speaker 1: I would consider walking into Big Poppa. All right, this

1861
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:03,000
Speaker 1: is pretty obvious who this suggestion would be from me?

1862
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:12,200
Speaker 1: Like your all time favorite song, I'm the only person

1863
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:16,519
Speaker 1: that took this seriously. It's a beautiful song. He's gonna

1864
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:18,519
Speaker 1: be crying before the wedding even starts. All right, what

1865
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:20,160
Speaker 1: else you got? All right? And then you know what,

1866
01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:23,120
Speaker 1: Greg d had this suggestion, and you know what, I

1867
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:36,000
Speaker 1: would consider it baby. I would consider walking into baby Shark. Yeah.

1868
01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:40,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, Danielle, you're the worst. I

1869
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:44,600
Speaker 1: hate you. And coming up later on this week, we

1870
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:47,560
Speaker 1: have suggestions for your first dance. All right, thank you

1871
01:39:47,640 --> 01:39:50,719
Speaker 1: so much. Coming up, Danielle has her next report. Also,

1872
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:52,920
Speaker 1: we have something else. Did we get Crystal in here?

1873
01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:55,280
Speaker 1: Real quick. We have a we have a quick call

1874
01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:57,400
Speaker 1: with Crystal on line twenty one. Thank you for holding

1875
01:39:57,400 --> 01:39:59,840
Speaker 1: on so on Crystal, my apologies, but you know the

1876
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:03,560
Speaker 1: people are sitting sitting here and just totally sparing me.

1877
01:40:05,160 --> 01:40:08,200
Speaker 1: What's going on? Crystal? Oh my god, I'm gonna pee

1878
01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:10,360
Speaker 1: my pants. I'm talking to you guys. Oh my god,

1879
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:12,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pee my pants. Let's all pee our pants.

1880
01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:19,439
Speaker 1: I'm cleaning my oven. So Crystal, we're talking about that

1881
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:23,000
Speaker 1: couple in Pennsylvania. Accidentally, I was given one hundred and

1882
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,559
Speaker 1: twenty grand by the bank and then they went out

1883
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:25,840
Speaker 1: and spend it all. Now they got to pay it

1884
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:28,720
Speaker 1: all back. What happened to you? Um, well, I was

1885
01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:30,720
Speaker 1: at well, obviously I was at work, but we were

1886
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:33,280
Speaker 1: in a transition of having job layoffs to people that

1887
01:40:33,360 --> 01:40:36,160
Speaker 1: we're getting cut, we're getting severance packages. Well, the one

1888
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:38,840
Speaker 1: day I checked my bank statement and I had forty

1889
01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:44,519
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in my account. Yes, I do. I panicked.

1890
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:47,960
Speaker 1: I was like, hmm, what can I go shopping with? No?

1891
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:51,360
Speaker 1: So I did a responsible thing. I called pay roll

1892
01:40:51,439 --> 01:40:54,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, you guys gave me some money.

1893
01:40:54,240 --> 01:40:57,360
Speaker 1: I think you're wrong and They're like, no, you're this

1894
01:40:57,560 --> 01:40:59,800
Speaker 1: is the right code. This is your money. And I'm like,

1895
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:02,920
Speaker 1: are you sure. They're like, yeah, it's yours. I was

1896
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:05,720
Speaker 1: like okay. So then I went to work the next

1897
01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:08,799
Speaker 1: day and I go to HR and I'm like, guys,

1898
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:10,599
Speaker 1: I think there was a mistake. I mean, I can

1899
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:12,559
Speaker 1: keep the money. I'll be happy to keep the money.

1900
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:15,880
Speaker 1: And he pull thumping up on the computer. He's like, nope,

1901
01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:17,840
Speaker 1: they entered the wrong employee number, and within like two

1902
01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:21,280
Speaker 1: hours of money was gone. All right, look in hindsight,

1903
01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:23,479
Speaker 1: aren't you glad you you stuck with it. You don't

1904
01:41:23,479 --> 01:41:25,479
Speaker 1: want that they're gonna take it eventually. They're gonna take

1905
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:29,040
Speaker 1: it eventually. Well, according to payroll, I was legitly mine,

1906
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:31,519
Speaker 1: like my name was in the system, it was my

1907
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:34,880
Speaker 1: employee number. But yes, I do feel better that I

1908
01:41:34,960 --> 01:41:37,439
Speaker 1: gave it back. I cried a little bit. They would

1909
01:41:37,479 --> 01:41:39,280
Speaker 1: have caught it. You did the right thing. I'm telling

1910
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:44,560
Speaker 1: you everyone, when if that money's not yours, give it back. Trusted.

1911
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:47,800
Speaker 1: They didn't matter. You keep trying. You just keep trying.

1912
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:49,840
Speaker 1: All we're gonna take it. Break, Crystal, thank you so much.

1913
01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:52,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to us. Oh, thank you good.

1914
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:54,639
Speaker 1: Look at your heading. Oh thanks, I need it. We'll

1915
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:59,200
Speaker 1: be right back. More from the Mercedes Fans Interview Lounge

1916
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:02,000
Speaker 1: for this is in here. If I was on tour,

1917
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:04,320
Speaker 1: I would insist on having some sort of screen with

1918
01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:06,320
Speaker 1: words on it. The only time I ever forgot the

1919
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:08,439
Speaker 1: words on stage was when I was pregnant. No, no,

1920
01:42:08,439 --> 01:42:12,280
Speaker 1: why are you blaming your pregnant? I look back at

1921
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:15,760
Speaker 1: my back, Russ, and I'm like, what the words brought

1922
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:18,760
Speaker 1: to you by Mercedes AMG. Be prepared for whatever comes

1923
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:21,120
Speaker 1: your way in the all new GT four door coop.

1924
01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:23,920
Speaker 1: Because life is a race, visit your local dealership for

1925
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:26,479
Speaker 1: a test drive today. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

1926
01:42:27,280 --> 01:42:30,040
Speaker 1: did you know that there's an actual national I Love

1927
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:33,280
Speaker 1: Food Day that stays for us? That sounds amazing? Hy

1928
01:42:33,400 --> 01:42:36,200
Speaker 1: we do? Since tates cookies are the food that I love,

1929
01:42:36,280 --> 01:42:38,479
Speaker 1: takes cookies are the food that you love. Let's celebrate

1930
01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:41,880
Speaker 1: by polishing off this bag of taste cookies. Okay done?

1931
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:44,600
Speaker 1: I was eating on Oh god, which one was? I

1932
01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:46,920
Speaker 1: was eating on a bag of some of last night,

1933
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:49,560
Speaker 1: the butter crunch. What are they anyway? They have that

1934
01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:53,080
Speaker 1: little bite of salt in them. They're so good salt

1935
01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:55,080
Speaker 1: and sweet. You know I'll get the flavor of the

1936
01:42:55,520 --> 01:42:59,400
Speaker 1: butter crunch. Oh love them. Anyway, let's talk about National

1937
01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:02,080
Speaker 1: I Love Day. Since Tate's cookies are our favorite foods,

1938
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:04,160
Speaker 1: let's celebrate with them. They have the oatmeal raise in

1939
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:06,840
Speaker 1: which I love. They have the buttercrunch, which I love.

1940
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:10,040
Speaker 1: As I told you, white chocolate, macedamia, the coconut crisp,

1941
01:43:10,120 --> 01:43:13,200
Speaker 1: and of course their world famous signature chocolate chip cookies.

1942
01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:15,439
Speaker 1: All of Tate's flavors are made the bake shop way,

1943
01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:19,280
Speaker 1: craft baked to crisp perfection. I love that sentence. May

1944
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:21,760
Speaker 1: I say it again? Yes, Tates Bake Shop cookies are

1945
01:43:21,840 --> 01:43:25,479
Speaker 1: craft baked to crisp perfection. Look for the Tates green

1946
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:28,599
Speaker 1: or white bag if you're gluten free. They're all hanging

1947
01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:30,880
Speaker 1: out at your local market today and see for yourself.

1948
01:43:30,920 --> 01:43:36,920
Speaker 1: White people everywhere are becoming Tate's obsessed. This Elvis story

1949
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:40,679
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. As you know, in New York City,

1950
01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:45,679
Speaker 1: our station Z one hundred, we are actually transmitting off

1951
01:43:45,760 --> 01:43:50,360
Speaker 1: the top of the Empire State Building. It's true. Apparently

1952
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:54,000
Speaker 1: our engineer Josh is at the top of the Empire

1953
01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:56,160
Speaker 1: State Building trying to fix something. I think he's replacing

1954
01:43:56,200 --> 01:44:00,519
Speaker 1: a lightbulb. I don't know what go out that. I

1955
01:44:00,560 --> 01:44:03,080
Speaker 1: know that's how it goes. We bought him down. We

1956
01:44:03,120 --> 01:44:05,960
Speaker 1: bought him at Walgreens. But anyway, so if you're having

1957
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,720
Speaker 1: if you're having problems in New York listening to us,

1958
01:44:07,760 --> 01:44:09,640
Speaker 1: that's what's going on. We're changing a light bulb. I

1959
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 1: don't know. I heard there's an office up there though. Okay,

1960
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:17,160
Speaker 1: let's get into the Danielle report. Danielle, I don't know. Elvis.

1961
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:22,200
Speaker 1: Did you hear Seron and Cherry Seaborne had a star studded,

1962
01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:27,040
Speaker 1: festival style wedding bash? Yeah? Who? They have A big

1963
01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:30,400
Speaker 1: top was erected in Suffolk. I hope that happens at

1964
01:44:30,479 --> 01:44:32,920
Speaker 1: my wedding here. It was there now they tied the

1965
01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:35,680
Speaker 1: not nine months ago, but they just had, you know,

1966
01:44:35,760 --> 01:44:40,080
Speaker 1: their big festival wedding. Jennifer Aniston, Elton John. There are

1967
01:44:40,160 --> 01:44:44,120
Speaker 1: princesses there, No, there might be princesses at your wedding.

1968
01:44:44,479 --> 01:44:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm not sure is that happening. I've got Greg t

1969
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:51,160
Speaker 1: showing up. Oh there you go, apparently. I mean it

1970
01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:54,040
Speaker 1: was like it looked like a circus tense. You gotta

1971
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,560
Speaker 1: google the pictures when you get a chance. It's a

1972
01:44:55,640 --> 01:44:58,520
Speaker 1: huge circus tent. Looks like it was an awesome, awesome ceremony,

1973
01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:01,679
Speaker 1: an awesome event. My big fat Greek wedding. You guys

1974
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:04,719
Speaker 1: remember that, right, That's one of my favorite movies. So, Elvis,

1975
01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:06,920
Speaker 1: you're having this problem with the pimple on your nose

1976
01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:12,160
Speaker 1: while according exactly according to My big fat Greek wedding. Hello, scary,

1977
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:15,559
Speaker 1: could you play the sound almond? From siasis to poison

1978
01:45:15,640 --> 01:45:21,479
Speaker 1: ivy could be cured with windex my god, there you go.

1979
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,880
Speaker 1: So all you need is and you're fine. That's all

1980
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:27,400
Speaker 1: you need. I'm spraying everything, I'm putting bug repellent. I'm

1981
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,960
Speaker 1: putting everything on my on my pimple. I should put

1982
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:35,320
Speaker 1: bug repeller everything. Oh my gosh. All right, let's talk

1983
01:45:35,320 --> 01:45:38,040
Speaker 1: about Orlando Bloom for a moment. He was sitting down

1984
01:45:38,120 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 1: and chatting with Howard Stern and he basically admitted that

1985
01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:44,000
Speaker 1: it's not big down there. I think guys only say

1986
01:45:44,040 --> 01:45:46,759
Speaker 1: that when it is, you think, so yeah, Nate always

1987
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:51,000
Speaker 1: says his is microscopic. It's not microscopic, but it's not

1988
01:45:51,120 --> 01:45:56,000
Speaker 1: that big a bigger. It's it's bigger, but bigger it's

1989
01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:59,600
Speaker 1: bigger than Great Tea. Yeah, everybody's bigger. Foggy, I accidentally

1990
01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:03,800
Speaker 1: saw what you did. Where was that? Let's just move along. Please,

1991
01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:06,320
Speaker 1: it's bigger than Greg Teas. I'll pay you details. I mean,

1992
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,840
Speaker 1: my schnauzer has a bigger one than Gregg, that's true.

1993
01:46:10,240 --> 01:46:13,240
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Pink turning forty over the weekend. She

1994
01:46:13,479 --> 01:46:16,280
Speaker 1: and Carrie Hard her hobby. They've been together almost twenty years,

1995
01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:20,040
Speaker 1: eighteen years, and he wrote this beautiful tribute to her

1996
01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:22,960
Speaker 1: with a little slideshow of pictures. Welcome to forty, baby.

1997
01:46:23,320 --> 01:46:26,400
Speaker 1: It's amazing growing up with you. Um, the person you've

1998
01:46:26,439 --> 01:46:28,920
Speaker 1: grown into, you inspire me. It was just it really

1999
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:31,680
Speaker 1: was beautiful. So I'm not gonna tell you what the

2000
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,160
Speaker 1: result was. But last night I'm keeping up with the Kardashians.

2001
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:37,760
Speaker 1: It was the season premiere, and um, you know that

2002
01:46:37,840 --> 01:46:40,080
Speaker 1: Kim has been going through a lot with like aches

2003
01:46:40,120 --> 01:46:42,320
Speaker 1: and pains and her joints, so she got some blood

2004
01:46:42,360 --> 01:46:45,799
Speaker 1: work done, and UM, I was gonna say what happened,

2005
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:47,479
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna say it because I don't want

2006
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:49,880
Speaker 1: people to be pissed at me that didn't see the show.

2007
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:51,960
Speaker 1: Could it be that your knees get a little achy

2008
01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:55,160
Speaker 1: when your butt is far too big. Surgically inhance, that's

2009
01:46:55,240 --> 01:47:01,160
Speaker 1: not that's not surgically enhanced. Oh yeah, that's natural. I'm like,

2010
01:47:01,320 --> 01:47:04,160
Speaker 1: you've got I thought it was natural. But let's talk

2011
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:09,000
Speaker 1: about Tiffany Hattris. Kevin Hart is already walking after breaking

2012
01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:11,040
Speaker 1: his back in that accident. You know, he had a

2013
01:47:11,080 --> 01:47:13,800
Speaker 1: lot of surgery. Apparently he is going to need a

2014
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,920
Speaker 1: lot of physical therapy to really get back to the

2015
01:47:15,960 --> 01:47:17,360
Speaker 1: way that he was and it's going to take a

2016
01:47:17,439 --> 01:47:19,960
Speaker 1: long time. So he's got to be patient about it

2017
01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:23,000
Speaker 1: and hopefully that will happen Tonight. On television, it's Below

2018
01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:27,880
Speaker 1: Deck Monday, apparently, Below Deck Medium Monday, Mediterranean Mediterranean Monday.

2019
01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:30,360
Speaker 1: Do you love that show on Bravo Elvis? I love it.

2020
01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:35,920
Speaker 1: Why did you call it medium or medium or something? Yeah? Monday? Yeah,

2021
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:40,200
Speaker 1: if you don't watch it, do you think mad means medium? Yeah? Monday?

2022
01:47:40,439 --> 01:47:42,880
Speaker 1: Great show. Should I be watching this show? You know?

2023
01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:45,840
Speaker 1: On't you watch it once? You're like, and then you

2024
01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:49,880
Speaker 1: watch it again, you're like, Yeah. Monday Night football you

2025
01:47:50,040 --> 01:47:52,519
Speaker 1: have the Saints and the Texans, then the Raiders and

2026
01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:54,800
Speaker 1: the Broncos. So you think you can Dance its top

2027
01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:57,360
Speaker 1: four performing, and there's Bachelor in Paradise. I know you

2028
01:47:57,479 --> 01:48:00,120
Speaker 1: love that Elvis and lip sync to the Rescue. This

2029
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:02,800
Speaker 1: is a show et Cedric the Entertainer on CBS, so

2030
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:05,200
Speaker 1: you may want to check that out as well. Scary,

2031
01:48:05,240 --> 01:48:08,120
Speaker 1: What were you saying about my wedding planner? When I

2032
01:48:08,280 --> 01:48:11,719
Speaker 1: picture your wedding planner, I picture Mario Cantone from Sex

2033
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:14,519
Speaker 1: in This City. Yes, yeah, you know, he's sort of

2034
01:48:14,560 --> 01:48:16,240
Speaker 1: like that, don't you. You guys know Mikey, don't you.

2035
01:48:16,520 --> 01:48:19,040
Speaker 1: I love Mikey, but he is a little bit like that. Yeah,

2036
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:22,120
Speaker 1: mike Mikey, Mikey Russo is a little bit like that.

2037
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:23,360
Speaker 1: You know. I'll tell you what. We'll get him in

2038
01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:25,600
Speaker 1: the year later this week. Okay, I want to love Mikey. No,

2039
01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:29,599
Speaker 1: he's he's over the top. Grant. Yeah, I'm I'm sick

2040
01:48:29,640 --> 01:48:31,840
Speaker 1: of this now, I really am what what? I am

2041
01:48:31,920 --> 01:48:33,840
Speaker 1: tired of being known as the guy on the morning

2042
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:37,040
Speaker 1: show at the smallest penis. I've had enough, but you are.

2043
01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:39,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's wait, hold on, hold on, hold on,

2044
01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:43,160
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, there's always Brody. It's time to

2045
01:48:43,320 --> 01:48:48,479
Speaker 1: me listen. I got my pants sun done right now?

2046
01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:55,519
Speaker 1: We don't want to see that else. No. No, here's

2047
01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:58,320
Speaker 1: my question. Why is everyone concerned about who who's Who's

2048
01:48:58,360 --> 01:49:01,160
Speaker 1: weener what we're talking about Orlando, Orlando Bloom or do

2049
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:04,720
Speaker 1: we really care about we do? I'm with Gandhi though,

2050
01:49:04,800 --> 01:49:06,479
Speaker 1: because I think that you're not going to go around

2051
01:49:06,520 --> 01:49:09,280
Speaker 1: telling people it's who tells its small, right, Like I

2052
01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:11,640
Speaker 1: think it's he says it's small, because once we see it,

2053
01:49:11,720 --> 01:49:13,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna be like dull. I was day a guy

2054
01:49:13,960 --> 01:49:15,760
Speaker 1: once who kept saying, I'm telling you right now, it's

2055
01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:18,160
Speaker 1: not anything to look at. I'm sick of it and

2056
01:49:18,439 --> 01:49:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry telling a story, telling a story. And uh

2057
01:49:21,120 --> 01:49:22,960
Speaker 1: and I said, listen, you know whatever I said, I

2058
01:49:22,960 --> 01:49:24,880
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not even thinking about that, you know.

2059
01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:26,920
Speaker 1: And so later that night we found out I mean

2060
01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:29,920
Speaker 1: it was it was like smaller than he described, like

2061
01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:32,560
Speaker 1: a micro situation. And then then I started feeling like

2062
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Speaker 1: like a jerk, you know, I think, just don't bring

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Speaker 1: it up. I mean, don't don't don't give anyone anything

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01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:40,720
Speaker 1: to anticipate. And you're fine, don't you think. I think

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Speaker 1: I don't understand why Orlando Bloom was. I don't know, Well,

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01:49:44,360 --> 01:49:46,519
Speaker 1: Howard May have driven it down that road. You know.

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01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:48,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell you Howard's the best interviewer in the world.

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01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:50,840
Speaker 1: He gets people to say anything and everything. Well, I

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01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:53,200
Speaker 1: think for the show, we should all be measured right

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01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:56,160
Speaker 1: now because I'm always known as the guys the smallest

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01:49:56,240 --> 01:49:58,200
Speaker 1: and there's no Well, you're the only one that shows it,

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01:49:58,360 --> 01:50:00,920
Speaker 1: so you know that's it. Then it's not fair because

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01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm the only one act that you could have seen mine.

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01:50:03,320 --> 01:50:04,800
Speaker 1: I want to see Nates. I want to see this

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01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:09,040
Speaker 1: series sky end of the at the end of the day,

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01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:11,640
Speaker 1: no one pairs. It's okay, don't work. I'll show you.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you mine, Tea. Let's I gotta be honest.

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01:50:14,960 --> 01:50:18,040
Speaker 1: Te gotta be honest. We dislike you from any other reasons.

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01:50:18,040 --> 01:50:19,760
Speaker 1: There's nothing to do with that. Well, I don't want

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01:50:19,760 --> 01:50:21,559
Speaker 1: to be known as the guy the smallest penis. Well

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Speaker 1: you are, okay, let's take a break, we'll be We'll

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01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:31,840
Speaker 1: be back in Dan, You're a dumb ass morning show

2083
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:39,120
Speaker 1: text us at stand messaging rates apply. It's Alvist Durrand

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01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:42,840
Speaker 1: in the morning show. It's the weirdest thing. So Alex

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01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:45,600
Speaker 1: got off work Saturday. He got to the apartment and

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01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:47,560
Speaker 1: he said, I'm gonna go read your book. I mean, what,

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01:50:48,120 --> 01:50:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go read your book? I said, okay, I

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01:50:50,720 --> 01:50:52,040
Speaker 1: saw a game a copy of the book. He went

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Speaker 1: into the book reading room. Whatever, you have a book

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01:50:55,680 --> 01:50:59,240
Speaker 1: reading room. Who doesn't. So he starts reading it and

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01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:02,519
Speaker 1: he finished is five and a half hours later. He

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01:51:02,720 --> 01:51:06,280
Speaker 1: read it cover to cover. I mean he didn't stop.

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Speaker 1: It didn't even stop for a break. No, no, no, man,

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Speaker 1: I think he had like two potty breaks in five

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Speaker 1: and a half hours. So he read the whole book.

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01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:15,760
Speaker 1: So he walked into the room and said, well, he said,

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Speaker 1: what I said, did you like it? He said, well,

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01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:25,479
Speaker 1: I said, okay, I can take it. What he said, well,

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01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:27,559
Speaker 1: you know, he said, you gotta keep in mind, I've

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Speaker 1: known you for you know, nine years. Now, I know

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01:51:31,000 --> 01:51:33,880
Speaker 1: all these stories. I said, I know, But do you

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Speaker 1: have a different perspective about me as a person now

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01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:41,680
Speaker 1: that you've read these stories told like this? I said,

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Speaker 1: you look, you sat down and read the book for

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01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:46,920
Speaker 1: five and a half hours NonStop, so obviously you liked

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01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:50,599
Speaker 1: it a little. Yeah, I mean you know what, screw

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01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:54,560
Speaker 1: I said, Either you tell me you liked it or

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Speaker 1: you hated it. If you didn't, like something, well, you know,

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01:51:58,320 --> 01:52:01,240
Speaker 1: you go into the history of you know, radio and music,

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01:52:01,320 --> 01:52:05,599
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't care about that. I said, well, okay,

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01:52:06,040 --> 01:52:07,880
Speaker 1: he said, then you start talking about the celebrities you

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Speaker 1: guys interview. I don't want to hear about that. I said,

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01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:12,840
Speaker 1: well some people do. Maybe. Yeah. By the time he

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01:52:13,680 --> 01:52:16,280
Speaker 1: we had this conversation, I was totally depressed and said,

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01:52:16,439 --> 01:52:19,800
Speaker 1: oh no, so I have officially decided to take the

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Speaker 1: book off the market. Stop. Anyway, he read the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Do you know anyone? I mean, I could never bend

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01:52:26,560 --> 01:52:28,439
Speaker 1: read like that. Can you do that? Yeah? I read

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Speaker 1: the whole thing and like today a couple of days. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: he did five and a half hours, NonStop, never never

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01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:37,360
Speaker 1: even stopped. Now I'm like, oh my god. Anyway, if

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Speaker 1: you want to order the book, what's the addressed Elvis

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01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:44,360
Speaker 1: book Yeah dot com. If you go to Elvis durand

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Speaker 1: book dot com you can order it right now. Pre

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Speaker 1: order it. It comes out October first. Maybe you'll see something.

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01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:52,519
Speaker 1: You'll see something in there that Alex didn't see. I

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01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:55,960
Speaker 1: think he says he liked it'll going you a long time,

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01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:59,439
Speaker 1: and I found things that I didn't know there. I

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01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:01,000
Speaker 1: haven't in you a long time, and I felt like

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01:53:01,040 --> 01:53:03,120
Speaker 1: it was a good way to find things out about

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01:53:03,160 --> 01:53:05,160
Speaker 1: you and about the show. And there was a moment

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01:53:05,240 --> 01:53:07,000
Speaker 1: where I was I actually put the book down and

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01:53:07,080 --> 01:53:08,960
Speaker 1: I started to google something because I was like, this

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01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:11,719
Speaker 1: can't be real. Wow. All right, So go to Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran book dot com and I'll tell you why. If

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Speaker 1: you pre order there, you're also entered to win a

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Speaker 1: cruise for two on Norwegian Cruise Line, so you could

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Speaker 1: win a cruise. No purs is necessary. Go to Helvis

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Speaker 1: Duran book dot com and order it up. Maybe you'll

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01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:31,000
Speaker 1: like it a little more than Alex liked it. Let's

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Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know. Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, talk about a downer. I have some

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01:53:36,600 --> 01:53:38,920
Speaker 1: more downers for you, all right. There are seventy thousand

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01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:41,519
Speaker 1: people in the Bahamas in need of food, water, and shelter.

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01:53:41,680 --> 01:53:43,600
Speaker 1: They expect that number to grow. The death toll is

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Speaker 1: at forty three. They expect that number to grow as well.

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Speaker 1: And the government is saying we're not lying about the

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Speaker 1: death toll. We haven't gotten around to it. We're trying

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Speaker 1: to take care of the people who we know are alive,

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01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:55,160
Speaker 1: who we know need help right now. Redcross dot org

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01:53:55,320 --> 01:53:58,360
Speaker 1: if you can donate and yet com because we'll be

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01:53:58,439 --> 01:54:00,439
Speaker 1: telling you where we'll be in the community to collect

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01:54:00,439 --> 01:54:03,400
Speaker 1: not only goods, but money as well. The second biggest

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01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:05,639
Speaker 1: fashion retailer says they're not going to be buying any

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01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:08,679
Speaker 1: leather from Brazil for a while. H and M says

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01:54:08,760 --> 01:54:10,759
Speaker 1: that because of everything that's going on with the Amazon

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01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:13,800
Speaker 1: and the government's lack of response, they don't want to

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01:54:13,840 --> 01:54:15,920
Speaker 1: do business with them anymore. They are not the only

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Speaker 1: corporation to do this. Vans, north Face and Timberland also

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Speaker 1: said we're not going to be buying any Brazilian leather

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Speaker 1: as well. Wow, and finally we know Froggy's excited about this.

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Speaker 1: Apple is having their big event tomorrow. Yeah. What are

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01:54:28,280 --> 01:54:31,000
Speaker 1: you hearing about this, Froggy? Yeah? What thought? I Phone

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01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:33,360
Speaker 1: eleven is obviously something they're going to announcement. I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: the same thing you are. That their streaming service. They're

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01:54:35,520 --> 01:54:37,800
Speaker 1: finally going to give us all the details on what

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01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:39,640
Speaker 1: it's going to cost them, what's going to be available.

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Speaker 1: That's exciting, and supposedly a camera's come in that will

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01:54:43,120 --> 01:54:45,960
Speaker 1: have ultra wide shots. So if you're excited about that.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, and those are your three things. Thank you, Gandy.

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Speaker 1: Welcome You're gonna piss you off, Dave. Rody phone tap

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01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:57,240
Speaker 1: coming up right after this, Welcome to the Morning Show.

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01:54:57,880 --> 01:55:00,120
Speaker 1: You put ketchup on your eggs. Let me shake it

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01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:02,840
Speaker 1: up with Cholula hot sauce. Now. I put it on

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01:55:02,960 --> 01:55:05,600
Speaker 1: all my favorites because it makes them taste that much better.

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01:55:05,880 --> 01:55:11,320
Speaker 1: Just look for Chalula's iconic wooden cap. Lvi's Elvis durand

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Speaker 1: the Elvis Durant phone tap today, someone's gonna get pissed

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Speaker 1: off because it's a brody phone tap. Yeah, pretty much

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01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:20,200
Speaker 1: how it works. What's going on? Elvis I listener Nicole

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01:55:20,280 --> 01:55:23,120
Speaker 1: wanted us to phone tap her boyfriend George. Nicole a

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01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:25,560
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, was in a car accident. Guy

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01:55:25,680 --> 01:55:27,760
Speaker 1: hit her in a in a van. She saw the guy,

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01:55:27,880 --> 01:55:30,720
Speaker 1: saw the van, saw them drive off. So she calls

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01:55:30,760 --> 01:55:33,760
Speaker 1: her boyfriend George and says, she sees the van in

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01:55:33,840 --> 01:55:35,880
Speaker 1: a parking lot and she's going to approach the driver

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Speaker 1: when he comes out of the store. And I'm that driver.

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01:55:38,960 --> 01:55:41,480
Speaker 1: That's not good, all right, Let's see what happens. This

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01:55:41,640 --> 01:55:45,960
Speaker 1: good get dangerous? I see the minivan, George, I want

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01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:48,040
Speaker 1: to hit me and I noticed their car. They have

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01:55:48,160 --> 01:55:50,120
Speaker 1: the same sticker as the same couple and they have

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01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:51,720
Speaker 1: to dance. I noticed their car. What do I do?

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01:55:52,800 --> 01:55:56,760
Speaker 1: Take a picture of the license plate and then approach them?

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01:55:57,000 --> 01:55:58,720
Speaker 1: No once to share? Where do they come out? Let

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01:55:58,720 --> 01:56:01,560
Speaker 1: they see something? It's fine? Yeah, you want them to

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01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:04,440
Speaker 1: come out and say something. No, one's scared. No, don't

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01:56:04,480 --> 01:56:06,480
Speaker 1: be still up. Stay on the phone. They're coming out.

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01:56:06,480 --> 01:56:10,200
Speaker 1: They're coming out. Go go, go hi. Yes, what can

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01:56:10,240 --> 01:56:12,320
Speaker 1: I do for you? Um, some girl that you were

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Speaker 1: with you hit my card? Doctor, You're crazy. I don't

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01:56:15,840 --> 01:56:17,840
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I've never seen No, No,

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Speaker 1: you hit my car? You hit? This is some kind

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Speaker 1: of sture of the license plate. Go away. I don't

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01:56:23,320 --> 01:56:27,280
Speaker 1: know who you are going with me. You want me

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01:56:27,320 --> 01:56:30,080
Speaker 1: to talk about Hello? Who is this? Yes? This is

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01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:33,080
Speaker 1: or No? She just told meet her boyfriend. What do

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01:56:33,120 --> 01:56:35,320
Speaker 1: you want her lawyer? And you better not lay a

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01:56:35,400 --> 01:56:37,960
Speaker 1: hand on her. Shut up. I don't even know who

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01:56:38,000 --> 01:56:42,360
Speaker 1: you are. I don't even know. This is my mini van. Yes,

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01:56:42,480 --> 01:56:44,280
Speaker 1: this girl is telling me I hit. I did not

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01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:46,800
Speaker 1: hit all. I have a car to take a picture

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01:56:46,840 --> 01:56:50,440
Speaker 1: of your life please will go with the insurance Dad's book.

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01:56:50,600 --> 01:56:52,960
Speaker 1: You can't prove anything. I can't prove it because we

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01:56:53,080 --> 01:56:55,600
Speaker 1: have a police report. Sir. Shut up your ugly girl.

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01:56:55,720 --> 01:56:59,000
Speaker 1: Shut up. The ugly girl is looking at me. Put

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01:56:59,080 --> 01:57:02,640
Speaker 1: your camera away on me. Girl. Hello, hey, why I

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01:57:02,720 --> 01:57:05,040
Speaker 1: am her lawyer, and I swear to God if you

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01:57:05,160 --> 01:57:07,840
Speaker 1: say one more discriminating fact to this woman, I will

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01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:11,600
Speaker 1: please get away from my car. Tell her to move

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01:57:11,640 --> 01:57:14,040
Speaker 1: a car. No, no, no, you give her the phone back,

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Speaker 1: you psycho, I'm on the psycho. No, tell her to

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Speaker 1: move a jeep. Now, I can't move my girl, I

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01:57:19,520 --> 01:57:21,680
Speaker 1: will put it on the phone. What kind of man

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Speaker 1: are you? You tell her to move? Don't you yell

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01:57:25,280 --> 01:57:37,480
Speaker 1: at me everything. I'm not afraid of your You think

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01:57:37,520 --> 01:57:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to be intimidated by you? Or what? What?

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01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:46,080
Speaker 1: You don't even have any testicles. Talk to your stupid boyfriend.

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01:57:47,240 --> 01:57:49,960
Speaker 1: He's really big. Don't come to you. Oh no, no,

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01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:53,480
Speaker 1: tell him to come. Tell him don't come. I am

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01:57:53,640 --> 01:57:56,920
Speaker 1: coming coming, I will, think, he asked, and then I will.

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01:57:57,160 --> 01:57:58,880
Speaker 1: I will make out with you in front of him.

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01:57:59,520 --> 01:58:01,840
Speaker 1: Come right, not come on, I'll be right there. Tell

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01:58:01,960 --> 01:58:05,080
Speaker 1: you're not so. She's very worry I think you'll break

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Speaker 1: your car. Move y'all, car, Give me the phone and

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01:58:10,080 --> 01:58:12,720
Speaker 1: I will leave him. No, no, no, don't give him

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01:58:12,760 --> 01:58:17,200
Speaker 1: the phone, stupid. I'm tell you right now, he'll be

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01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:21,680
Speaker 1: right there. What do you want to hit something? Trying

2237
01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:23,920
Speaker 1: to hit me? You want to hit something? Hit me?

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01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:26,320
Speaker 1: Don't you touch that damn car? He just call her.

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01:58:26,720 --> 01:58:29,640
Speaker 1: Listen to that. Get your card. I don't care. I

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Speaker 1: kick your next put it on the phone. No, I'm

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01:58:32,880 --> 01:58:34,160
Speaker 1: not going to put on the phone. You know what

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01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:35,960
Speaker 1: I'm not going to put on the phone. You're stupid.

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01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:39,280
Speaker 1: Best their phone. Yes, but first I have to tell

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01:58:39,320 --> 01:58:42,160
Speaker 1: you something. What this is Dave Brody from I was

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01:58:42,200 --> 01:58:52,640
Speaker 1: shot in the morning. I'm sorry way for that. God,

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Speaker 1: have an idea for a phone to have Go to

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Speaker 1: Telltran dot com. Click on the phone tab tab tell

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01:59:01,080 --> 01:59:03,000
Speaker 1: us what you want to do. This is Phone Table

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01:59:03,080 --> 01:59:07,480
Speaker 1: was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. Selvie's durand

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Speaker 1: phone tab. We're on Elvi's durand in the morning show, Yo,

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01:59:13,560 --> 01:59:17,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? Elvis Durand in the Morning show, Oh

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01:59:17,160 --> 01:59:19,280
Speaker 1: my god, I was about to say goodbye. I thought

2253
01:59:19,320 --> 01:59:22,320
Speaker 1: the show was over. Oh no, uh we're still here. Yeah,

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01:59:23,760 --> 01:59:29,280
Speaker 1: damn well, I'm no, I'm not disappointed. I mean, we

2255
01:59:29,360 --> 01:59:31,480
Speaker 1: had a really, really, really great show today, but I

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01:59:31,560 --> 01:59:35,000
Speaker 1: think enough is enough. It's like the other day when

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01:59:35,280 --> 01:59:38,040
Speaker 1: uh Sam put on too much perfume. It was too

2258
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:41,280
Speaker 1: much of a good thing. Remember, Okay, that's fine. I

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01:59:41,400 --> 01:59:42,960
Speaker 1: caught you the other day trying to walk out a

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01:59:42,960 --> 01:59:45,120
Speaker 1: break early too. Remember you had all your stuff packed

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01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:46,520
Speaker 1: and you were heading out the door. Well I know,

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01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:49,440
Speaker 1: but this is like, this is like, you know, the

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01:59:49,640 --> 01:59:52,200
Speaker 1: final chapter of the day. Screw it, We're done. Okay,

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01:59:52,480 --> 01:59:54,960
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, all right, So it is wedding week.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited for you guys to come out and

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Speaker 1: do your show in our studio out here. We built

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Speaker 1: a studio just for the wedding. Went a long way

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Speaker 1: for one broadcast. I know. It really is a lot

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Speaker 1: of work for Yeah, anyway, I'm excited. The thing is,

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Speaker 1: we have three hundred New Yorkers coming to Santa Fe.

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Speaker 1: I know, well, we've warned the city, so they're all

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Speaker 1: gonna leave. They're they're vacating the city as if a

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Speaker 1: storm is on the way. It is, I mean, poor

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Speaker 1: Santa Fe. I know, I know, it's gonna be so

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Speaker 1: much fun. Uh. And what I love about my wedding

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Speaker 1: list the invites. It's a lot of old old friends

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Speaker 1: who haven't seen each other in a long time, that's all.

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Speaker 1: And I was like the common denominator between all these people.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm bringing them back together. And I never stopped

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Speaker 1: to think, well, maybe they don't like each other. Maybe

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Speaker 1: that's why they don't hang out anymore. I don't know. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that'd be awesome if you ignite some old feuds. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well we do have a couple of situations where, you know,

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Speaker 1: a couple of people cheated on their wives and they're

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Speaker 1: there with the people they cheated with. It was like

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Speaker 1: twenty years ago, thirty years ago. So we got that

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Speaker 1: going for us. We have a couple of feuds. We

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Speaker 1: have a few feuds to watch during the wedding. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: more news as wedding week continues. But we're all doing

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Speaker 1: the show. Some of us are doing the show out

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Speaker 1: here Wednesday morning, and all of us are here Thursday morning,

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Speaker 1: when Chef Lettee is officially catering. Let's get into our

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Speaker 1: last Danielle report of the day. Danielle. All right, so

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Speaker 1: one of Justin Bieber's followers criticized him for gushing about

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Speaker 1: how in love he is with his wife, and they

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Speaker 1: were like, you're shoving it down everyone's throat. So Justin

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Speaker 1: responded the way I would have responded, saying, honoring your

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Speaker 1: wife publicly is actually such an amazing, respectful thing to do.

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Speaker 1: You follow me, this is my life. Unfollow me. If

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Speaker 1: you don't like what I post exactly exactly, you're great. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Tiffany Hannish is saying that Kevin Hart is already walking

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Speaker 1: after his car accident. Other sources close to the star

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Speaker 1: are saying that he is also up and walking, but

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Speaker 1: very gingerly. I heard that he has to have a

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Speaker 1: lot of rehab, a lot of physical therapy. And then

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Speaker 1: if you look at TMZ, they're saying that he really

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Speaker 1: isn't a lot of pain, but he isn't a good mood.

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Speaker 1: So that's good. We wanted to be in a good mood.

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Speaker 1: Um tip What else? Oh, post Malone and Macmiller were

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Speaker 1: supposed to work on an album together. Did you know that? Now?

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Speaker 1: We lost Macmiller a little over a year ago now,

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Speaker 1: and they were planning on doing a joint album that

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Speaker 1: would have sounded amazing, and we were saying earlier that

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Speaker 1: the new Post Malone album is great, so if you

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Speaker 1: haven't gotten that, you should get your hands on that.

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Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus gave us the video for her song slide Away.

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Speaker 1: If you get a chance to check it out, please

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Speaker 1: do um. If you're a fan of Zoe de Chanelle,

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Speaker 1: she and her husband have a split after four years

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Speaker 1: of marriage, so that's going on. And Eddie Murphy I

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Speaker 1: love this from him, says that you know why I

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Speaker 1: started acting again. Oh, I just tired of sitting around

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Speaker 1: on my couch to take care of his thirty two children.

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Speaker 1: I know, but I'm sure he has enough money to

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Speaker 1: take care of those thirty two Ready, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Uh? And what else? Oh? Scary's telling me?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, this is interesting. CD sales have been

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Speaker 1: tanking ever since streaming became a thing, and soon, for

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Speaker 1: the first time since nineteen eighty six, we will have

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Speaker 1: spent more money on vinyl records than on CDs. Oh

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Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, mostly thanks Yeads, Ronald, You're the best.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Put your fears up, party, party, Party.

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Speaker 1: This is Elvis Durant in the Morning show. You put

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Speaker 1: ketchup on your eggs, let me shake it up with

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Speaker 1: Cholula hot sauce. Now I put it on all my

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Speaker 1: favorites because it makes them taste that much better. Just

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Speaker 1: look for Chalula's iconic wooden cap.