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Speaker 1: been here at hotel. I'm waiting for you. You're gonna know

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Speaker 1: it listening to Brook and Jeffrey in a moan and

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Speaker 1: I'll be watching it is clover.

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Speaker 2: How do you know? Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Enjoy? What has happened to the parents of this country?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a statement.

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Speaker 3: I don't like this. I'm saving Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Already said my name. It sounded like accusatory right there.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if we blame the baby books or

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Speaker 6: child's rearing videos on TikTok, but something is wrong because

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Speaker 6: a new survey asked two thousand moms and dads with

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Speaker 6: children ages zero to eight, what would you be willing

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Speaker 6: to give up to make sure your child was healthy

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Speaker 3: Do you know what they said?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 6: Seventy six percent would give up social media?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, seventy six No, wait, there's there's basically twenty four

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Speaker 3: Parents that are good parents.

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Speaker 5: Are going to keep their Instagram.

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Speaker 6: Half of being a good parent is constantly posting photos

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Speaker 8: Who in this survey could possibly say, nah.

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Speaker 9: Do you know how many people make money off their

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Speaker 5: Yes, we're kids happiness and health.

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Speaker 6: We're never gonna know if they're happy and healthy unless

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Speaker 4: Are they happy? Are they trending?

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Speaker 5: How do you stress me out so early in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Sixty six percent said they would give up television. Let's

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Speaker 6: see how happy your child is when you take away

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Speaker 6: their Paw Patrol and Disney movies from them? Sorry, kids,

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Speaker 6: no TV because mommy loves you.

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Speaker 3: These are easy. You want to take television away from children?

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Speaker 10: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Sixty five percent would get rid of their Wi Fi?

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Speaker 3: Are you insane? Jen Alfa doesn't know of a world

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Speaker 6: All of their friends are online. They're all socializing, playing games, learning,

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Speaker 6: and you're gonna rip that away from them so that

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Speaker 4: How are they gonna play Fortnite?

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Speaker 3: How selfish?

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Speaker 11: Are you?

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Speaker 10: Very?

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Speaker 5: Apparently?

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Speaker 6: Thirty nine percent of parents say they would give up electricity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go back to the dark ages.

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Speaker 6: Okay, listen, you want to bring back child labor to Brook.

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Speaker 5: Possibly?

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Speaker 8: I mean, honestly, like, my kids could use a good,

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Speaker 5: I don't know that they would do that.

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Speaker 6: Bad these stupid virtue signaling surveys. One thing that I'll

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Speaker 6: guarantee you is brook would never give up the shot

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Speaker 6: collar question of the day. Sorry, kid, Nora alder On,

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Speaker 7: Let's do it.

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Speaker 10: Over the years, television shows, especially American ones, have set

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Speaker 10: the stage for families to be able to sit down

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Speaker 3: Not in Brooks world. You gotta take all that away.

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Speaker 10: It's also not quite as true anymore with the rise

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Speaker 10: CBS launched a show back in two thousand and five

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Speaker 10: on this exact date called How I Met Your Mother. Popular,

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Speaker 10: it won ten Emmys, five People's Choice Awards, and one

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Speaker 10: Golden Nymph Award the Monte Carlo Television Association the Golden Nymphs.

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Speaker 10: That's why today, in honor of How I Met Your

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Speaker 10: Mother and all its successes, we're doing a special Famous

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Speaker 10: CBS Sitcoms edition Ohenty of twenty. I will give you

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Speaker 10: a description of an iconic TV show from CBS. You

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Speaker 10: We'll start with the woman who sees BS and here's

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Speaker 10: BS every day on this radio station. That's Alexis. Here

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Speaker 10: we go Alexis. This groundbreaking sitcom the comedic misadventures of

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Speaker 10: like a chocolate factory mishap. What CBS sitcom am I

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Speaker 4: That helped me?

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Speaker 8: This is an old school It's one of my mom's

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Speaker 10: I'm also one of Brooks.

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Speaker 2: Mom's favre name, one of the old lady shows.

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Speaker 10: I know. Reba a single mom who works too hard,

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Speaker 10: loves her kids. Never stops Reba in correct looking for

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Speaker 10: I Love Lucy nineteen fifty nineteen fifty seven. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 10: shout out to Riba though we're on the book brook.

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Speaker 10: This sitcom ran from nineteen ninety five to two thousand

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Speaker 10: disrupted by his overbearing parents and jealous brother. What CBS

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Speaker 8: it's everybody loves Raymond.

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Speaker 10: Everybody loves Raymond? Is that.

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Speaker 3: He was a sports guy.

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Speaker 4: I had no idea.

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Speaker 8: I don't I didn't remember that part, but the overbearing

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Speaker 10: They didn't call that big brother because that would have

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Speaker 10: fit Jose. We're on to you, all right. This nineteen

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Speaker 10: seventy sitcom followed the lives of two mismatch roommates, one

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Speaker 3: From the seventies seventies? Is what you said?

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Speaker 9: Because my first thought was Darwin and Greg from the nineties.

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Speaker 4: A free spirit. I'm a corporate guy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let me get my exts out, Greg.

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Speaker 4: But they replicated that maybe it was derived from that.

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Speaker 4: You know, the wacky odd couples are always.

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Speaker 9: Two women, I'm just gonna go out, and I think

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Speaker 5: That would be three people, but maybe the.

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Speaker 4: Third person referred to the landlord.

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Speaker 5: Oh maybe so third company.

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Speaker 3: Jose said, three's company.

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Speaker 10: Incorrect. I'm sorry. I was looking for the odd couple.

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Speaker 10: He was knocking on the door. Oscar and Phoenix the

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Speaker 10: Set during the Korean War, the seventy sitcom followed the

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Speaker 4: When this came on at night and new it was

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Speaker 5: Dude, No, this was like latch key kid stuff.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, when you were home by yourself too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: My grandpa was actually a physician who was consulted for

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Speaker 3: So if I get it wrong in Big Trouble, is

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey said, Mash.

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Speaker 8: Also one of my favorite elementary school games where you

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Speaker 3: Apartment our only mansions.

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Speaker 10: We're on a round two only Brook and Jeffrey remain.

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Speaker 10: If brooks this wrong, Jeffrey wins Brook. This sixty sitcom

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Speaker 10: comedic class between country and city life. What CBS show

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Speaker 10: is that, definitely Baby the Beverly Hillbillies is correct.

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Speaker 5: I could sing that whole theme song, but I won't.

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Speaker 10: Please don't. We don't have time.

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Speaker 3: We'll go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 10: This sitcom ran from nineteen ninety six to two thousand

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Speaker 3: That would be Third Rock from the Sun.

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Speaker 10: Third Rock from.

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Speaker 3: The Sun is correct?

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Speaker 4: Accepted back to Brook.

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Speaker 10: Yes, so many CBS shows. This nineteen seventies groundbreaking sitcom

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Speaker 5: Show Me Murphy Brown.

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Speaker 10: Murphy Brown is thank you for the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

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Speaker 10: And that means Jeffrey has a's edition of.

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Speaker 7: It.

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Speaker 3: All right, So I got the most right.

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Speaker 6: I get to choose who get shocked, and somebody wanted

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Speaker 13: Yikes, I'll be there for you, Sorry, support, I'll be

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Speaker 3: That's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: If you haven't done something painfully embarrassing to try and

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Speaker 6: never told anyone about this. We're gonna hear her confession

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Speaker 5: Oh why does that feel right? To me.

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Speaker 6: So I'm sure that drivers must think I'm crazy.

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Speaker 6: go by the name Anna today. So Anna, welcome to

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Speaker 8: Hi thinks, Oh god, maybe it's a British accent.

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Speaker 5: You just don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm picking up Scandinavian right now, That's what I'm getting,

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Speaker 6: But we'll never know. The voice changer is on Anna,

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Speaker 15: So in high school I was very much a goody giddy,

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Speaker 6: So yeah, that's not a good look for the bad

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Speaker 8: Or it's like the perfect movie's changing.

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Speaker 3: We're helping each other.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, all right, So you had a crush on him,

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Speaker 15: Like one time we were hanging out at lunch and

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Speaker 5: Open, perfect makeout spot.

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Speaker 15: Not like that, No, no, no. He was like sit

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Speaker 14: I guess.

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Speaker 15: I don't know what came over me, but I turned

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Speaker 5: Oh just hooking up.

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Speaker 15: Oh god, oh gosh, this is okay.

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Speaker 2: So she's so good.

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Speaker 4: She's like, how have you guys figured it out?

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Speaker 5: A wait, you didn't drive it, did you?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, because he was like what are you doing? And

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Speaker 3: You're driving the school bus to look cool.

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Speaker 5: I was like, you can barely drive.

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Speaker 8: I know those are heart And when is this in

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, but it's like at the end.

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Speaker 13: So some kids are gonna be mad their bus is missing.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, wait where did you go? How far

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Speaker 14: Well there's like a road.

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Speaker 6: Well, it's good that you're at least on a road.

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Speaker 3: That's better than other options.

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Speaker 15: Like sorry that you need to turn around. Once I

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Speaker 5: I was just thinking, how do you turn a bus around?

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Speaker 6: It's hard enough to break a normal car, but like

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 14: So I drove it off.

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Speaker 16: The road and.

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Speaker 15: Well it just got like stuck in a ditch in

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Speaker 8: Oh, but that means you're gonna get caught stealing a bus, Like,

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Speaker 5: There goes your valedictorian status.

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Speaker 6: Like jail unless you hide the evidence and light the

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Speaker 15: So we just gave up and ran back to school.

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Speaker 3: And then you left the bus there in the ditch.

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Speaker 16: Well, yeah, I was stuck.

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Speaker 8: Okay, you just walked into class nonchalantly.

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Speaker 15: No, there was already like a bunch of faculty, like

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you.

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Speaker 4: Get away with I don't think did you get caught?

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Speaker 15: Okay, so this is why I'm calling. They thought immediately

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Speaker 15: that that did it, because you know, he was like

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the valedictorian isn't going to steal a bus.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna came out kidnap.

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Speaker 5: Did you let him take a fall?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you're supposed to do the right thing.

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Speaker 15: I know, but I wasn't going to risk losing all

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Speaker 15: the stuff and.

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Speaker 2: Work for Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, that's a good point. That's true.

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Speaker 6: His life is probably going downhill, so yeah, don't let

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Speaker 5: That's terrible what happened.

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Speaker 15: So he tried to deny it, but I said it

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Speaker 15: was him.

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Speaker 14: It's I feel that anyway.

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Speaker 5: Did he get kicked out of school?

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Speaker 15: No, he got suspended, and I don't I don't remember

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Speaker 15: what else happened. But he stopped talking.

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Speaker 2: To me after that.

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Speaker 3: Why it's not nice, but.

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Speaker 15: It kind of has a happy in here silver lining

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Speaker 15: at least. So I finally got the nerve to reach

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Speaker 15: out to him on Facebook a year ago, and I

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Speaker 15: apologized and we just like started messaging and he actually

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Speaker 15: like laughed about it.

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Speaker 5: He did it once you get out of here.

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Speaker 3: And now you're married.

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Speaker 15: No, not that, but but nobody knows still, Like he

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Speaker 8: My parents.

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Speaker 4: Probably tried to tell people.

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Speaker 5: Wait, where is he at in his life? I'm so

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Speaker 5: worried about him.

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Speaker 4: The president.

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Speaker 15: No, he's still in our hometown.

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Speaker 14: But he's happy.

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Speaker 3: Is a school bus driver?

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Speaker 14: Now?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, I think there's that's a heavy.

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Speaker 6: Secret to hold on to for years and years. Do

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Speaker 6: you feel a little bit better getting it off your chest?

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Speaker 8: Oh well, she's like, yeah, except for your guys' reactions.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy. Texted seven five nine too.

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Speaker 6: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 6: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 6: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, Stoner Max is back.

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Speaker 6: Yes, if you don't know him, he's the guy that

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Speaker 6: well he's stoned. So he's he's on the Wacky Tobaccy.

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Speaker 6: He's feeling good, but one problem. He's running out of scratch.

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Speaker 6: Needs money and that's why he calls a woman who's

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Speaker 6: a dog breeder and says he wants to be just

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Speaker 6: like her.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so maybe she has a few helpful tips for him.

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Speaker 6: I'm not sure he's actually taking any notes, but he

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Speaker 6: is rolling paper.

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Speaker 3: We know that in your phone? Tap right now?

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Speaker 7: Another Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 9: Hello, hey, hey, hey, how that worked?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 14: Da man? I'm sorry, this is I am Max.

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Speaker 16: What's your name?

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Speaker 14: You call it me?

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Speaker 16: You're supposed to be Erica and if it's not, I'm

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Speaker 16: gonna hang up. Hey, No, you're not Erica. Your name

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Speaker 16: is Flounder.

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Speaker 14: Eric. How can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I was given your your digits because I'm trying to

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Speaker 9: work with dogs, Like how you do you're a breader?

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Speaker 14: I'm a breeder, yes I am, But how can I

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Speaker 14: help you?

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Speaker 9: I don't know why I thought like you made bread

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Speaker 9: like for the dogs?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 14: Are you the person at car was gonna call me?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, here's the deal. I heard you can make tons

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Speaker 16: of dough.

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Speaker 9: If you can get dogs to like hook up and stuff,

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Speaker 9: not like make out, but like more like more basses.

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Speaker 14: It is lucrative. But how can I help? Like, what

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Speaker 14: do you need from me?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 9: I don't even know obviously, because these guys they're not

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Speaker 9: doing it at all. Like I tried to put on

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Speaker 9: some music and like set them in you feel me.

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Speaker 16: I put on some drizzy some kind.

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Speaker 14: Of joke or something.

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Speaker 16: No, why do you even think that?

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Speaker 14: How many dogs do you have over there?

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Speaker 16: Uh? There's hold on, only count one?

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Speaker 14: Shit, I don't have this. I don't have time for this.

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Speaker 9: Hold On, I lost count. Stop running around and I'm

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Speaker 9: trying to count.

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Speaker 14: You guys, Just tell me how many.

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Speaker 16: There's like it's a circle of like five.

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Speaker 7: You know what.

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Speaker 16: Maybe I rounded them up.

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Speaker 9: They're all strays from the neighborhood and I saved them.

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Speaker 14: It sounds like you're on something if I'm being honest,

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Speaker 14: and I really don't have time for this. If you're

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Speaker 14: not being serious about.

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Speaker 16: That, I am.

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Speaker 9: That's all all that stuff wore off okay a long

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Speaker 9: time ago.

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Speaker 14: See right there, you're obviously doing something and you're rounding

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Speaker 14: up straights like this is not good. This is not

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Speaker 14: ethical breeding.

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Speaker 9: I know I'm new at this, okay, but I only

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Speaker 9: have like two questions.

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Speaker 14: Google is an app on your phone.

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Speaker 16: You can sey you hold on.

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Speaker 9: I forgot the first question. Let's move on to this

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Speaker 9: second question. Oh number two. I'm trying to get them

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Speaker 9: to mate, and it's really frustrating because it's been like

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Speaker 9: at least like four minutes.

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Speaker 16: I gotta be my other job at Taco Bell.

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Speaker 9: Like fifteen minutes or they're gonna fire me and then

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Speaker 9: I won't have like a ten percent off.

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Speaker 16: Listen, God, for everyone and the dogs.

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Speaker 14: This is not something that you do in ten minutes.

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Speaker 14: This is this is a p This takes time.

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Speaker 9: Uh so like fifteen minutes because I call my boss.

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Speaker 16: He's pretty cool. Like if I'm late.

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Speaker 14: You need to educate yourself on this. You need to

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Speaker 14: look stuff on the compute. I mean, for goodness sake,

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Speaker 14: go to the library.

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Speaker 16: I think I can.

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Speaker 9: I don't know if they let you take the dogs

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Speaker 9: into the library though, because especially if they're doing it,

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Speaker 9: you're supposed to be quiet.

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Speaker 14: You're not to the library.

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Speaker 10: Listen to this guy. He's not gonna be quiet. He's loud.

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Speaker 14: Oh, you need to go to the library and look

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Speaker 14: it up read a book.

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Speaker 9: Whoa ew ew e, it's it supposed to look like that?

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Speaker 9: How Flounder is It looks like he's swimming.

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Speaker 16: Oh my, that is not the doggy paddle.

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Speaker 14: This is the most immature conversation I've ever had.

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Speaker 3: It's all good.

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Speaker 9: No, it's Flounder is actually done. That's awesome, and so's

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Speaker 9: the prank phone call. So like all our jobs are complete,

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Speaker 9: I should get raised me. This is actually Jose for

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Speaker 9: the rare show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 14: Oh my goodness. I was literally about to come through

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Speaker 14: the phone. I'm like, you're an impecile, like you can't

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Speaker 14: get any.

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Speaker 9: Work, and your friend Carla set you up and you

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Speaker 9: must love her because you were so nice to me.

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Speaker 16: I could tell you were like Carla, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 14: I'm gonna take a blood pressure peel because you praised

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Speaker 14: my blood pressure for the death.

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Speaker 16: Well, it looks like Flounder took some kind of pill too.

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Speaker 3: He's still on my leg. It's all good.

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Speaker 14: I'm gonna kill you. I'm going to kill you.

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Speaker 7: Wake up every morning, weekday morning. The twenties Brooke and

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Normally at this time we'll do second date updates, closure calls,

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Speaker 6: textual healings, but today we're doing none of those. Instead,

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Speaker 6: there's a big surprise waiting for someone in this room.

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Speaker 6: They have no idea it's coming.

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Speaker 8: Show.

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Speaker 6: And you know it's big because we're actually putting it

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Speaker 6: right in the middle of our show, slotting it in

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Speaker 6: at the end after one of Brooks Potato endorsements. You're

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Speaker 6: gonna find out who gets the big surprise.

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Speaker 3: It's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 6: It's not fun, but breakups happen. We don't create them.

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Speaker 6: That's just a fact of dating. Couples get together and

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Speaker 6: then they split up for whatever reason. And when it happens,

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Speaker 6: you can either do it the rude, insensitive way or

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Speaker 6: you could do it the Brook way. Wait, that's why

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Speaker 6: we created this brand news segment called Brook Breaks You Up.

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Speaker 4: This was a joke.

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Speaker 3: It's segment.

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Speaker 8: Prap me for this. I did not not coming into

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Speaker 8: the right headspace.

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Speaker 6: Brook is a little hesitant and scared right now because

479
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Speaker 6: we did bring it up originally as a joke, but

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Speaker 6: people text it in the seventy eighty five nine two

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Speaker 6: saying they actually could use some help ditching their current

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Speaker 6: significant other.

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Speaker 3: And that's that's kind of cool to be able to

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Speaker 3: help you.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I hate.

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Speaker 8: When people stay in relationships when they know they're not

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Speaker 8: supposed to.

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Speaker 5: Just for the sake of like not being able to

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Speaker 5: end it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you know, well we're not talking about your marriage

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Speaker 6: right now.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about other relationships. People split up.

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Speaker 6: It's a fact. We can't stop that from happening. And

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Speaker 6: the thing is, you said the other day that you've

495
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Speaker 6: broken up sixty five percent of the relationships that you've

496
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Speaker 6: been in, forty five percent have broken up with you.

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Speaker 3: That math doesn't exactly add up. But it's fine. You

498
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Speaker 3: have experience. I do have a lot of experience. Now.

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Speaker 6: I know you're probably nervous about doing this, especially because

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Speaker 6: we blindsided you. Yes your first one. Though it's going

501
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Speaker 6: to be really easy. You'll just be calling a seventy

502
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Speaker 6: two year old female who's been married for over.

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Speaker 3: Forty five years. She does not see this coming.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I don't want to do any marriages.

505
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Speaker 3: Okay, it's not a married couple.

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Speaker 6: These are much more basic relationships that haven't gotten that serious.

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Speaker 5: You got this Brook.

508
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and so today, Brooke, you're going to be calling

509
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Speaker 6: a twenty six year old male named Paul.

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Speaker 5: Oh I can easily dump Paul and well, hold on.

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Speaker 6: Les, Yeah, you have some details more specific about the relationship.

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Speaker 3: Tell us about Paul.

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Speaker 13: Okay, So Paul has been seeing his girlfriend Stay for

514
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Speaker 13: about a year now. Okay, they met at a yogurt shop.

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Speaker 13: Not sure if that helps you. Though the movie is

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Speaker 13: Incredibles too, Okay, I could think you'd be taking notes.

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Speaker 6: Of They believe happily ever after Disney things.

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Speaker 5: Well, it means he's a family guy. Okay, this one important.

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Speaker 2: They do not live together.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's good. Don't live together.

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Speaker 13: But the girlfriend says she wants to cut him loose

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Speaker 13: before their one year anniversary.

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Speaker 8: Makes sense. I mean that's kind of a good time. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: it's like the six month of eight month, the one year.

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Speaker 13: She just says she feels like the relationships run its course.

526
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Speaker 2: Time to try something new.

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Speaker 13: Except he probably isn't going to see it coming at all.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, that last sentence I didn't like.

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Speaker 6: Hell yeah, in fact, it's good information to know, though,

530
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Speaker 6: good for you to work with.

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Speaker 5: And nobody's been mean to each other in this relationship.

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Speaker 5: So that's good.

533
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Speaker 6: So we don't really have a lot of time for

534
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Speaker 6: a whole lot else here, so we just have to.

535
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Speaker 3: Make the call.

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Speaker 5: Does he know why we're calling?

537
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Speaker 6: He does not know. This is totally blind coming in.

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Speaker 6: You're just gonna have to do this. And once we

539
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 6: get on the phone, our producer's expectation is you do

540
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Speaker 6: it within thirty seconds. Oh my god, don't drag it

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Speaker 6: out forever. Like my intros usually, it is time.

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Speaker 5: I forget his name.

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Speaker 8: His name is Paul Rights up injury.

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Speaker 3: It is time for Brook breaks you up. Hi, here

545
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Speaker 3: we go.

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Speaker 6: Let's call Paul dining right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Paul? Paul? Hi Paul.

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Speaker 8: This is Brooke from a radio show called Brook and

549
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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning. And I'm I'm calling because your

550
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Speaker 8: girlfriend Stephanie reached out to us.

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Speaker 5: What yeah, you know, Stephanie.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, going on?

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Speaker 8: Okay, Well, Paul, are you sitting down because I have

554
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 8: some like good news bad news.

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Speaker 14: I'm I'm gonna work. What's going on?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Paul?

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Speaker 8: The good news is you are a great guy who

558
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 8: is gonna have so many options in this life, and

559
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Speaker 8: your girlfriend really respects you.

560
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Speaker 5: That's why she wants to.

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Speaker 8: Let you know before you hit the one year mark

562
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Speaker 8: that she thinks that the relationship isn't gonna work.

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Speaker 5: That's the bad news.

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Speaker 8: Yeah wait, I'm really sorry, Paul, but Stephanie is breaking

565
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Speaker 8: up with you.

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Speaker 14: Do you even know what is?

567
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Speaker 16: I don't really understand what what is?

568
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Speaker 8: I know, I know it's all so weird, so sudden.

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Speaker 8: It's just that she didn't know how to say it.

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Speaker 10: Are you serious?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This isn't going well. Talk about Incredibles too.

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Speaker 5: I mean, Paul, look at all the things that you

574
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Speaker 5: bring to the table.

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Speaker 8: Like, like seriously though, like you're a guy who loves

576
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Speaker 8: incredibles too.

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Speaker 5: She told us about.

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Speaker 2: Which is brad you have?

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Speaker 14: We both loved Incredibles to.

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Speaker 5: I don't think she likes it anymore, Paul. I think

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Speaker 5: that it's just we know that.

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Speaker 6: You told me to relationships are like a cup of yogurt,

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Speaker 6: they melt.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not saying that it's so dumb.

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Speaker 14: I'm used why she would have a stranger to this.

586
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Speaker 5: I mean, tell you something.

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Speaker 8: I don't mean to bash Stephanie because I think it's

588
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Speaker 8: probably because she's not a very strong person and couldn't

589
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Speaker 8: do it on her own.

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Speaker 7: I know.

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Speaker 8: But here's the thing, like, like you want to kind

592
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Speaker 8: of like not like her right now after a break up,

593
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 8: you know what I mean, Like it's okay, Like you

594
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 8: can be mad right now.

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Speaker 3: It's okay.

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Speaker 14: I don't know you.

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00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 3: It's a nice guy.

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Speaker 6: It's actually part of a segment that we're doing called

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Speaker 6: Brook Breaks You Up.

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Speaker 5: Which makes it sound real heartless.

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Speaker 8: It's not not heartless, honestly, like Paul, you are going

602
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Speaker 8: to be fine.

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Speaker 5: This is shocking. You need to process.

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Speaker 14: Okay, Well, thanks for the horrible nude.

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Speaker 3: You gotta thank you. It's good for to sleep.

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Speaker 5: With him to make him feel I'm actually really sorry.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you need any cheering up? Listen to our show

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffery.

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Speaker 3: Positive Association with Us Forever. Yeah, okay, so sorry, I

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Speaker 3: have a good day. By bye.

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Speaker 14: Take up.

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Speaker 3: We had a time that was Brooke Breaks You Up.

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Speaker 5: Oh God, I don't know if I did a good

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Speaker 5: job or not. It was really good.

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Speaker 3: It felt good on I think it was a cheering

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Speaker 3: in the back. The text in having a five nine too.

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Speaker 6: If you want Brooke to do someone dirty for you dirty,

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Speaker 6: you'll do them however you want him to do that's.

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Speaker 3: Brook breaks you up. It's Brook and Jeffery in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: And if you were just listening a few minutes ago,

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Speaker 6: you heard Brooke breaks you up.

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Speaker 3: And you're not gonna believe this Brook, but no shut.

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Speaker 6: We're getting mixed feedback on the text board at seven eight, five,

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Speaker 6: nine to two about the segment.

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Speaker 8: I thought that the new ex boyfriend was going to

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Speaker 8: be on the line already for.

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Speaker 5: Update or something.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, text board is kind of mixed, not fully loving

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Speaker 6: what you did there.

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Speaker 3: One person says je once that I always liked Brook until.

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Speaker 6: I heard her cruel delivery to an unsuspecting man. Now

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Speaker 6: I've lost respect for her. That's from your daughter, Norah.

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Speaker 5: I thought for sure it's going to be from an

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Speaker 5: ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: You got to be impressed with her vocabulary. That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Well your home phone.

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Speaker 6: We did have another text come in that may help.

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Speaker 6: He deem the train wreck that you caused for us here.

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Speaker 6: It's from a man named Harrison, and he said, if

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Speaker 6: Brooke can break people up, does that mean she can

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Speaker 6: also get people back together?

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Speaker 3: Because I could use her for that.

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Speaker 8: Sweet I mean call the breakup because it's broken, so

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure if it's ever good to go back

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Speaker 8: to your relationship.

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't like that you said that, Brooke, because

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Speaker 6: our producer already reached out to Harrison, and what do

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Speaker 6: you know, he's on the line right now.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that, Harrison. I can't wait to fix

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Speaker 5: your love life.

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Speaker 3: Harrison.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Brooke gets you back together. Brook is gonna

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Speaker 6: fix your relationship, and that is a guarantee. Brook can

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Speaker 6: take any failed relationship and forcefully mend it back together

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Speaker 6: with love and care.

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Speaker 3: Brook, You're the perfect person for this.

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Speaker 5: Gonna make me cry today, it's too much.

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Speaker 6: You're doing a good deed theoretically in this scenario, Harrison,

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Speaker 6: tell us about your ex and why you miss her

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Speaker 6: so much and why you want Brooke to get her

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Speaker 6: back for you.

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Speaker 11: Okay, so I'm gonna be honest with you. Guys, like

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Speaker 11: it's kind of dumb.

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Speaker 5: Oh we like that.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, look, I really love you know, I really love

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Speaker 10: April and everything.

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Speaker 11: But you guys know how couples get Sometimes you end

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Speaker 11: up arguing over some dumb stuff. We've been together for

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Speaker 11: a long time, but we ended.

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Speaker 4: Up having a big argument.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how long were you together.

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Speaker 11: We've been together. I think it's probably about three years now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, and when did you break up?

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Speaker 11: Probably about a week ago.

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Speaker 6: What was what was the cause of the breakup, if

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Speaker 6: you could like boil it down to something simple.

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Speaker 11: We ended up having an argument about when to put

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Speaker 11: the trash out, specifically the recycling.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so you guys live together.

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Speaker 9: So one of you is like night before and the

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Speaker 9: other one's like no, because then people can go through it.

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Speaker 4: We gotta do the morning.

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Speaker 11: That is exactly it, not like yeah because I say

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Speaker 11: we put it out the night.

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Speaker 5: We're not going to have the argument again. We don't

687
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 5: need to get into it.

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00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 6: It is good to know where he stands. He stands

689
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 6: on put it out the night before.

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Speaker 3: She's the day.

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Speaker 8: Listen, if we're trying to get these people back together,

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Speaker 8: you do not bring up again.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Brooke, you know, I fully trust you, just like

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Speaker 6: the person trusted you last time, who.

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Speaker 3: You totally failed in the last segment. Okay, so you

696
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 3: very good endorsement.

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Speaker 6: Well I'm saying I'm on your side, sure weird and

698
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 6: I believe in your abilities here. So Harrison, you're broken up.

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00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 6: What's happened since then?

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Speaker 14: So I'm still here.

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Speaker 11: But she left to her sisters and that was probably

702
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Speaker 11: last Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: Okay, have you apologized yet?

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Speaker 11: I mean, maybe I could do a better one.

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00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 6: No, why should you apologize when Brooke is going to

706
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 6: do it for you?

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00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 10: This for him.

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00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 6: We've branded this segment Brooke gets you back together.

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00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 3: You can't. You can't go back and change it. Now

710
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 3: three times, it's too late.

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00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 5: I'm serious.

712
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 6: It's set in stone, and considering our time constrictions, we

713
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 6: need to call April right now.

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00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 3: Harrison. Are you good?

715
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 14: Yes? I am.

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00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: And hey, Brooke, you can do this.

717
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 11: I believe in you.

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00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 14: Yeah.

719
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about you, like what does she

720
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 5: love about you? I don't know how to like?

721
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 3: You said? Details aren't important in a relationship.

722
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 5: So let's focus trash argument.

723
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 6: Just yes, exactly, it's like any relationship. Just do Harrison

724
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 6: a solid and bring them back together. That is Brook's guarantee.

725
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 3: Here we go, br br.

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00:34:55,160 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 6: Right, you got it, Brooke, right, Harrison, Now you just

727
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 6: wait silently, don't say anything until you hear the magic happen.

728
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 6: Brook has taken over from here. I'm dialing April right now, here, goes.

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00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 3: Hold on, it's ringing.

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00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 14: Hello, Hi.

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00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm just shocked. We're on the phone right now.

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00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 4: Hi.

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Speaker 8: This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

734
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 8: and I am I'm calling with an important message.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember her name?

736
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 8: It sounds like you don't remember it, Okay, Hi April, Yeah, Hi.

737
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 8: So I'm calling to let you know that your boyfriend

738
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 8: Harrison reached out to our show because no, no, because

739
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 8: he's missing you, and he's super apologetic, and he takes

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00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 8: full responsibility over the dumb recycling argument.

741
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 5: It was totally his fault.

742
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Speaker 14: I mean, I don't care. He's like stupid.

743
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 5: Okay.

744
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 8: Well, I mean that's the problem about you know, that's the.

745
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 5: Problem with being with a man with a man with

746
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 5: a man. I'm nervous, but overall he's a good guy.

747
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 14: Okay.

748
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 8: So you're one of those women who likes to apologize

749
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 8: for a man and make excuses for him.

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00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 5: I really hate hearing that.

751
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 3: What you did, though, I am.

752
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 8: You know, he's just desperate to get back in touch

753
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 8: with you because you mean so much to him.

754
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 3: A text coming in right now.

755
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 14: Well, if you like him so much, and why don't

756
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 14: you data, I don't want.

757
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 5: To date him, I'm married.

758
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 8: I just he called and asked for help, and I

759
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 8: decided that it would be me that would help. Listen, listen,

760
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 8: real talk. Okay, girl, the girls right now, woman and woman.

761
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 8: Isn't he worth just one more chance? You don't want

762
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 8: to throw away three years over a recycling argument?

763
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 14: Yeah? Whatever, Fine, I'll talk with him. But he's an

764
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 14: idiot again. We're done. Like, I don't like dealing with

765
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 14: his dumb drama.

766
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 5: I love that. I love that. So as long as

767
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 5: he's not dumb again, then okay, okay, that that is

768
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 5: like the door cracked open and we got our little foot.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear that, Harrison?

770
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 6: Good news, Brooke got your girlfriend for you.

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00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 10: I knew you could do it, Brook, I know you

772
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 10: could do it.

773
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 7: Oh what.

774
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 14: Youlfriend?

775
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 3: Sorry to tell you a boy your boyfriend. Harrison has

776
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 3: been on the line this entire time.

777
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 14: Tell her that, Harrison, you idiot. You did this on

778
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 14: the radio.

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00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 11: It might have been dumb, but didn't Brook do a

780
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 11: great job?

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00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 6: The textboard disagree, God, you're such an idiot.

782
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know, we know. We just need to hear Harrison.

783
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 3: I promise to never do anything stupid ever again.

784
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 14: Yeah.

785
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 11: I promise to do my best to not do anything stupid.

786
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 8: Hey, when my husband does stuff like this, I'll try.

787
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: Okay, do it, Brook. You're gonna have to break them

788
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: up again next week. So that was hook breaks you

789
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 3: up and gets you back together again. Good job. Brook.

790
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 6: If you want Brook to crush your current relationship or

791
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 6: revive your.

792
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 3: Dead one, text in to seven eighty five, nine to.

793
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 6: Two and let her ride that emotional roller coaster for you.

794
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 5: I need some time alone to process.

795
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Speaker 6: Coming up next, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

797
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 6: The new hotel life hack that has thousands of travelers saying,

798
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 6: why didn't I know about this earlier?

799
00:38:59,040 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 3: It's so easy?

800
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 6: Plus a brand new health trend that involves you getting

801
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 6: a dirty mouth like that. The online grocery order that

802
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 6: the store definitely should have asked about before they delivered it.

803
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 3: It's all coming up in a brand.

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00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 2: New TikTok click shot.

805
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 6: We'll do it right now. Fall is happening in just

806
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 6: a few days. We'll forget pumpkin spice. The hot new

807
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 6: drink at Starbucks is a Grande double pump.

808
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: Woo TikTok click shot.

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00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 6: The extra we're gonna serve up the biggest TikTok videos

810
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 6: from the past week and let you slurp them down.

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00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 6: Let's get right to your first TikTok click shot, which

812
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 6: is from a flight attendant named Ali Case.

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00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 5: I love flight attendant like info. They always get good shot.

814
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 6: Well, her video went viral because of how simple it is.

815
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 6: It's for people who like to travel a lot and

816
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 6: stay in different hotels. Yeah, and her hack involves just

817
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 6: a pair of shoes. So if you're staying in hotels here,

818
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 6: it is so random.

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Speaker 12: But I had a flight attendant Telly ones that when

820
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 12: she gets to her room, she puts her shoes facing

821
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 12: the direction of the elevator so that she knows which

822
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 12: way to go when she leaves, because we're in swimny

823
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Speaker 12: hotel rooms.

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Speaker 4: Like, my mind is blood.

825
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 3: So I saw the video.

826
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 6: She has her shoes right up next to the door,

827
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 6: pointed towards the right to show that the elevator is

828
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Speaker 6: down the hall to the right.

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Speaker 9: That is, so, I don't know how many times I

830
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 9: walked down the hall and then I look at the sign.

831
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, oh no, it was the other one.

832
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 5: And all the halls look so much the same ways.

833
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 6: Always one of the top comments was from a guy

834
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 6: who says, twenty five year airline pilot here new life

835
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 6: hack unlocks.

836
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 14: Wow.

837
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Speaker 6: Another person said in all caps, this just changed my

838
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 6: entire life. I'm a flight attendant who got lost in

839
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 6: her hotel room this morning. Took me ten minutes to

840
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 6: find the elevators.

841
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 4: This is such a pro tip. If you're used to

842
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 4: getting anebrated all the time, do it home too.

843
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I will say, when you were in your apartment,

844
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 8: you would lose your car.

845
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 5: That would it works for direction you park?

846
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, helping a lot of people with that. That's a

847
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 6: TikTok click shot. Let's go to your next.

848
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: TikTok click shot, which is.

849
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 6: A new health trend that claims to not only improve

850
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 6: your gut health, but reduce wrinkles and cure your acne.

851
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 6: And all you have to do is eat dirt.

852
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 5: Get out. Did you put gives you tapeworms? And hear

853
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 5: me out.

854
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 6: Hundreds of people are posting their videos eating a special

855
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 6: kind of dirt called biodynamic soil.

856
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 8: Dirt I'm gonna eat is crushed up oreos.

857
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 6: It's made in the form of an edible chunk of clay.

858
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 3: Get out of here, Let me show you the video. Okay,

859
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 3: you have to see you have to see the video.

860
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 3: There this girl, she's eating a big chunk of dirt.

861
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 3: She looks like she's really enjoying it.

862
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 5: No, it looks like a lexus is cooking.

863
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 6: It kind of looks like if you've ever left a

864
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 6: chocolate bar for like six or seven years and then

865
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 6: you get back to it. It's all like flaky. And

866
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 6: she's dipping hers in water to moisten it.

867
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,280
Speaker 5: Up, because you want moist dirt that's just called mud.

868
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 3: Looks like a happy girl, and help no acne on.

869
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 5: That face because she doesn't have any to begin with.

870
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 6: Jack from all of that dirt eating yet, see your boyfriend.

871
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 3: People who are eating this go by the name crunchers, from.

872
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 6: From the hard crunch sound you get when you bite

873
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 6: into your dirt brick and the pleasure earthy.

874
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 3: Taste that you get at you chew. This is this

875
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 3: is blowing up right now. This is the cool thing.

876
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 3: Is this safe to do? Most nutrition experts say probably.

877
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 5: Not yeah, and is that not a hard no?

878
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 3: Don't do this, they.

879
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 6: Say, definitely, talk to your doctor first.

880
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 8: But where are you in life that you're looking at

881
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 8: a TikTok video of a woman eating dirt and you think.

882
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 10: That's the solution.

883
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 5: Just on crunch talk.

884
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 6: Right now, I'm going into my physician, like, excuse me, doc,

885
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 6: can I go on my all dirt diet?

886
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: I want to know.

887
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 6: Surprisingly, clay chunks aren't tested and regulated by the FDA.

888
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 5: Shot, they're not edible.

889
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 3: Good luck if you want to do it.

890
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 6: I'm waiting for the video of a cruncher dipping their

891
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 6: dirt and ranch. Oh yeah, look for those viral dirt

892
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 6: recipes to come to TikTok soon.

893
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you had to get my dirt flat red.

894
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 6: That's your TikTok click shock. Let's go to your final.

895
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: TikTok click shot.

896
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 3: Just from a guy.

897
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 6: In Brooklyn who made a video that ended up getting

898
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 6: hundreds of thousands of likes.

899
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 14: Wow.

900
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 6: Tim and his wife are expecting a baby soon and

901
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 6: maybe this is a bad idea, but she's in charge

902
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 6: of ordering their groceries.

903
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,240
Speaker 5: Okay, why is that a bad idea?

904
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 6: So weird cravings will show up every week to their

905
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 6: house with their normal order, but the latest one shocked

906
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 6: both of them.

907
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not a chunk of dirt. Let's listen.

908
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 6: So here I am minding my own business on this

909
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Speaker 6: innocent Sunday, and the groceries arrive for just me and

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Speaker 6: my wife, and.

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Speaker 4: I find bunches of bananas.

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Speaker 10: My pregnant wife managed to order nine bunches of bananas.

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Speaker 8: I think we have over twelve hundred bananas right now

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Speaker 8: for those of you interested, will be selling bananas right

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Speaker 8: from our door here in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: And give us a call.

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Speaker 8: Number.

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Speaker 6: The pregnancy brain hit mid order, so instead of I

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Speaker 6: don't know what she was going for, but maybe nine,

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Speaker 6: but hit ninety nine bunches.

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Speaker 5: Nine individual bananas.

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Speaker 7: Yes.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: One of the top commons said, how does the grocery

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Speaker 6: store not call and clarify?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Exactly.

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Speaker 8: It's a good free guys walking in and being like, hey,

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Speaker 8: that guy a whole station.

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Speaker 5: You would have to take him to the bat Yeah.

931
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Speaker 6: And they're like one carton of eggs, one box of cheerios,

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Speaker 6: one thousand, two hundred bananas. Apparently they were organic bananas too,

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Speaker 6: so they were even more expensive.

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Speaker 8: I mean, how many days before they're having to make

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Speaker 8: more banana bread than they've ever imagined in their entire life.

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Speaker 6: A lot of people were posting banana recipes down in

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Speaker 6: the comments to help make use of their giant hall

938
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Speaker 6: bro Just.

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Speaker 4: Go to the zoom and have fun with the monkeys.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this listened to Gwen Stefani's song one.

941
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Speaker 3: Those were your TikTok click shots stories for the day.

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Speaker 6: Remember you can always check out our TikTok page at

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Speaker 6: Brook and.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

945
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 6: I really appreciate people that can come on this show

946
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 6: and actually be honest with us, because so many times

947
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 6: we have competitors tell us about their job and they're like,

948
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 6: oh my god, I love it so much, even though

949
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 6: I don't make any money or have any free time.

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Speaker 3: I just love it. But not Natalie.

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Speaker 6: Natalie, Today's contestant is a pediatric nurse, gives her job

952
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 6: zero stars, says she does not recommend and if she

953
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 6: could do anything, she would love to be a professional

954
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 6: baseball mascot.

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00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 4: In Stay Let's go now.

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00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 3: Natalie love the honesty welcome.

957
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 8: What I want to know is how many backflips Natalie

958
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 8: can do, because if she's planning on being a mascot,

959
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 8: what is your best trick?

960
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 14: Oh girl, I'm going to need a bachiotomy for that.

961
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 14: I don't think I can do.

962
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 8: Any I don't know, but takes a technical term.

963
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, I totally believed you.

964
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 8: Okay, I apologize for them, Natalie.

965
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 4: Both of them are really.

966
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 6: Off right now, Yeah, okay, we're gonna send Brook out

967
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 6: of the studio so we can get right into the questions.

968
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Speaker 7: Here.

969
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 6: You got thirty seconds to answer as many as possible.

970
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 6: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

971
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 6: you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

972
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

973
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 14: Let's go?

974
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 3: Good Lack.

975
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Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Tonight's show host Jimmy Fallon celebrates

976
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 6: a milestone birthday today? Is he turning forty or fifty?

977
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 3: Today? Is also national talk like a pirate day?

978
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 6: What's the eighteenth letter of the alphabet?

979
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 4: Are?

980
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 6: In the original board game Clue? There are six weapons?

981
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 6: The revolver, pipe, knife, rope, wrench, and what else? Indiana

982
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 6: Jones was a professor in what field? The minute hand

983
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 6: on Big Ben is how many feet long? Six ten

984
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 6: or fourteen feet ten?

985
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 3: On that one? All right?

986
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 6: Natalie, Well, don Brook's gonna come back into the studio

987
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Speaker 6: and in her free time, apparently Natalie likes to play

988
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Speaker 6: softball recreationally.

989
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 3: Are you in a co ed league or something.

990
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, how I met my husband?

991
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 5: Actually, Oh, who's a better ballplayer?

992
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 8: Oh?

993
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 14: Me for sure?

994
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 3: Are you looking for a team sponsor?

995
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 6: Because Brook has a ton of extra dough lying around

996
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 6: and just would love to give it to you.

997
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 5: I'm of coaching. I'm a coach, so I can totally.

998
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 14: As to have you.

999
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 6: All right, well, look at that and send him a

1000
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 6: little business opportunity there. Now, Brook, it's your turn. Are

1001
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 6: you ready?

1002
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's hit it out of the park. Jeff my

1003
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 8: motivational coaching cheers.

1004
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: Here we go.

1005
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Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Tonight's show host Jimmy Fallon celebrates

1006
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 6: a milestone birthday.

1007
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 3: Today. Is he turning forty or fifty fifty? Today?

1008
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 6: Is also national talk like a pirate day? What's the

1009
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 6: eighteenth letter of the alphabet? In the original board game Clue,

1010
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 6: there are six weapons the revolver, pipe, knife, rope, wrench,

1011
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 6: and what else candlestick. Indiana Jones was a professor in

1012
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 6: what field uh.

1013
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 5: Archaeology.

1014
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 6: The minute hand on big Ben is how many feet long?

1015
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Speaker 6: Six ten or fourteen feet?

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Speaker 5: We go with fourteen? Big Ben is big?

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Speaker 6: Good breakdown there, Brook, Let's go to the scoreboard to

1018
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 6: see how you did with Jose.

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00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 9: Absolutely, I wish I was on the loose.

1020
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 5: Natalie, you got three correct, pretty good.

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00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 4: That's a pretty good game.

1022
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 9: Natalie, you can talk to me a pervert alert three

1023
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 9: y off?

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00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, it's it's safe.

1025
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Speaker 4: It's a joke.

1026
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 5: It was a real alert too.

1027
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,959
Speaker 10: I'm like, why is everyone leaving the room?

1028
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 4: Natalie got three and Brook you got five?

1029
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 3: Good game. Brook was really on her game to Sorry

1030
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: about that, Natalie. Let's go over the answers tonight.

1031
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 6: You host Jimmy Fallon celebrates his fiftieth birthday today.

1032
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Jimmy.

1033
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of botok's in that.

1034
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 6: It's national talk like a pirate day. So the eighteenth

1035
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Speaker 6: letter of the alphabet is our. The original board game

1036
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Speaker 6: Clue had six weapons, the revolver, pipe, knife, rope, wrench,

1037
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Speaker 6: and yes, the candle stick.

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Speaker 5: We are playing that hot and heavy in our house.

1039
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 5: Well that's not a good thing.

1040
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Speaker 6: Whoa, Okay, we're playing it a lot.

1041
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 3: I know what she uses that candlestick for.

1042
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I don't know why I said it that way.

1043
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Speaker 6: Indiana Jones was a professor in the field of archaeology

1044
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 6: and the minute hand on Big Ben in London is

1045
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Speaker 6: fourteen feet long.

1046
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Speaker 5: Ben holding up to his name.

1047
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Speaker 6: Yes, so, Natalie, it was not enough to beat Brooke,

1048
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 6: but just we're playing. You do win a pair of

1049
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 6: tickets to see Pitt Bull and Tea Pain perform at

1050
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Speaker 6: the White River Amphitheater on Saturday, September twenty eighth.

1051
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Speaker 12: All right, my twelve year old self is very excited

1052
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Speaker 12: right now.

1053
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Speaker 9: Remember where he's to singing I'm in love with a

1054
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Speaker 9: stripper and we were like children.

1055
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would just business. Natalie, are so fun to

1056
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 5: play with.

1057
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Speaker 14: Yeah, thanks Brooke, I appreciate you.

1058
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Speaker 6: Come back anytime, Natalie. We're going to be back to

1059
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 6: do Windbrooks Block same time tomorrow

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.