Speaker 1: What you got for us.
Speaker 2: Now we heard it to the church, y'all. We got
Speaker 2: to get down here and get this prank taking care of.
Speaker 2: We headed down there to the church. You al's see
Speaker 2: the people that do the sign language at the church.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: You ever wonder they really getting it right or they
Speaker 2: really following the same words?
Speaker 1: You know. So the title of this prank is can
Speaker 1: you hear me now? You have decided to do now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we calling the lady that do the sign link.
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing. We know we're from the were
Speaker 2: from the prank.
Speaker 1: Huh. I don't have to know me now? Yeah? Can
Speaker 1: you hear me nowing?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go cat dog. Hello, I'm trying to speak
Speaker 2: to sister Lauren. Please be my sister Lauren. This is
Speaker 2: Brother Davids from the church. I don't know if you
Speaker 2: know me. You might know me when you see me,
Speaker 2: but I don't know if you just know me because
Speaker 2: we don't really interact that much at the church. But
Speaker 2: I wanted to give you a call. We got a
Speaker 2: bit of a problem going on. Okay, you got you
Speaker 2: get Do you have a minute to talk?
Speaker 1: All right? Now?
Speaker 2: How long have you been doing the uh, the sign
Speaker 2: you in the you know you in the ministry when
Speaker 2: you do the sign language for the church. And you
Speaker 2: know I noticed you up there at least two Sundays
Speaker 2: out of a out of the month. You've been doing
Speaker 2: it quite a while, am I right?
Speaker 3: So yes, I've been doing this for over ten years.
Speaker 3: But I'm really confused as to why they're calling about
Speaker 3: this time. I'm just a little to confuse. I don't
Speaker 3: know who you are. You say that. If I see
Speaker 3: your face, I may know you. But what does this
Speaker 3: have to do with anything? Is how long I have
Speaker 3: been doing syle language? I know, okay, I've been doing
Speaker 3: it for years. So how may I help you with this?
Speaker 3: Do you want?
Speaker 1: No? No, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Speaker 1: Do you do?
Speaker 2: You know Miss everybody call him Miss Murder? Do you
Speaker 2: know Miss Murdle?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I sure do.
Speaker 1: M okay, so.
Speaker 2: Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my
Speaker 2: aunties right there.
Speaker 1: Mss Murder is.
Speaker 3: Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.
Speaker 3: I'm what what do you need for me? Did she get?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
Speaker 2: you know my you know, my honest is death. You
Speaker 2: know she's hearing it, you know that, right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yes, So, so here's a problem.
Speaker 2: I ain't murderss telling us that you're not doing the
Speaker 2: sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing
Speaker 2: some things in the scripture or something.
Speaker 3: You know that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a
Speaker 3: very long time and I know what I'm doing. So
Speaker 3: how you so she told you for me to tell
Speaker 3: me that I'm not doing this outline correctly, that's let
Speaker 3: me say, let.
Speaker 1: Me say this to you.
Speaker 2: I don't want us to get off on the wrong
Speaker 2: for let me just say this to you. Once my
Speaker 2: once my murder told us what was going on.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
Speaker 2: you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
Speaker 2: you know, with with with Sister Laurence so we can
Speaker 2: try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
Speaker 2: He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
Speaker 2: and y'all can just work it out. And and that's
Speaker 2: how I'm calling you now. I hope you I don't
Speaker 2: know if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get to the bottom up. Now,
Speaker 2: let me go say this. If my ain't murders say
Speaker 2: that you ain't signing right, then Miaintie ain't lying. That
Speaker 2: means your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.
Speaker 3: Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
Speaker 3: but you figured you would just call me and tell
Speaker 3: me that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell
Speaker 3: you that? Did she sign it to you?
Speaker 1: She signed language to her daughter.
Speaker 2: Listen, you ain't got to worry about who she's signing too.
Speaker 1: What you need to worry.
Speaker 2: About is getting your getting your stuff together all right
Speaker 2: and learning how to do this the correct way so
Speaker 2: that my aintie can't get You know, Miainti needs to
Speaker 2: be getting the word like everybody else getting the word,
Speaker 2: but she not getting it because you the word is
Speaker 2: getting lost in your hands.
Speaker 3: All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
Speaker 3: and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's start with that. What you mean, match my tone
Speaker 3: because you're getting very loud and I can't hear through
Speaker 3: all of that. All right, Okay, Okay, I situation. You
Speaker 3: called my phone. Correct, you have a problem that you're
Speaker 3: discusting with me, but you're getting more angry than anything else.
Speaker 3: How am I going to resolve this problem? I am
Speaker 3: trying to be a curse.
Speaker 1: What you resolved this problem is cars.
Speaker 2: Back to science school so you can learn what you
Speaker 2: need to so my any can get the word. My
Speaker 2: amy can't get the gospel because you messing it up.
Speaker 3: God anointed me to do style language at that church,
Speaker 3: and I've been doing it for a long time and
Speaker 3: I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
Speaker 3: telling me that I'm not doing something right? You know?
Speaker 1: But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Speaker 1: Do God know that?
Speaker 2: Does God know that my ain'm myrtle not getting the
Speaker 2: work because of you? Name?
Speaker 3: Young man? Jesus, please give me the strength to continue
Speaker 3: on with this conversation. But you know what one I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
Speaker 3: you ever call my mother freaking phone, Tom, But I
Speaker 3: ain't doing something.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: If I see you in this tree, this can't I have.
Speaker 3: It's gonna go outside your God? Did I miss myself? Claire?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
Speaker 3: Oh, now you want to be calm. Now you're calm.
Speaker 3: Now you match my tone. I don't gained me.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just got you talking to me
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Are we done here?
Speaker 2: So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
Speaker 2: I be right back. Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment.
Speaker 4: You right.
Speaker 3: We've been on the phone this Lord, you've been stewing
Speaker 3: at me. I told you to match my tone. Match
Speaker 3: my tone.
Speaker 1: I am matching your tone. Now can I say? Can I?
Speaker 1: Can I give you something else in this tone? Do
Speaker 1: you mind? If I say something in this tone?
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear a click and the dog real quick,
Speaker 3: go ahead.
Speaker 2: I just want to tell you in this tone that
Speaker 2: your friend von De Taylor got me to prank phone
Speaker 2: call you. I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 2: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: In your tone, Oh Lord.
Speaker 3: Have mercy, Bonda Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me I
Speaker 3: put this on the radio. On the radio, Bond you
Speaker 3: in Jesus name, Amen radio. I'm not playing in the
Speaker 3: game time me. I think it's funny, but it seems
Speaker 3: this is my job here.
Speaker 1: Listen, everything is fine.
Speaker 3: You haven't known there. I have to tell Jesus give
Speaker 3: me a minute, because you was about to beck my
Speaker 3: pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to
Speaker 3: hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because I
Speaker 3: have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please forgive me.
Speaker 2: Okay, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
Speaker 2: my tone, in my tone. Tell me in your tone,
Speaker 2: what is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4: In your tone, Steve Horny, that's how you do it.
Speaker 2: That's how you started. That's that's see. That's that's what
Speaker 2: people won't Monday morning. They won't stupid like that.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, sign language.
Speaker 2: Lank haappy, birthday share. That's how you do it, right you?
Speaker 2: Who else should I prank?
Speaker 1: At the church?
Speaker 2: We got the sign language, Lady, she got the way
Speaker 2: past out and done something.
Speaker 1: Don't call who's she dating? Prank? Who's she dating? He said?
Speaker 1: At the church? He said at the church. He don't
Speaker 1: go to church. This ain't gonna last talking or not talking. See,
Speaker 1: that's how you get information. You just throw out stuff. Also,
Speaker 1: he don't go to church, right exactly? No comment from me? Right? Uh? Yes,
Speaker 1: because I know I won't be able to lie I
Speaker 1: lie for you. What you woman to say?
Speaker 2: I don't prank the praise dancers. I didn't prank the musicians.
Speaker 2: I prank the park. This is how you do it.
Speaker 2: Excuse me talking, sure, this is how you do it.
Speaker 2: This is how you lie about who you date. Calor
Speaker 2: asked me, sire, it's a question.
Speaker 1: Where did you meet your new friend that yesterday? You
Speaker 1: met her yesterday?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where at the grocery store. I don't go to the
Speaker 1: grocery store. So where what section in the grocery store
Speaker 1: meet I had just gone out to produce section. You're
Speaker 1: listening Hard Morning Show