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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the full show.

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Speaker 2: Fridays are always the favorite because of Jeffrey's parody song

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Speaker 2: Yes yeah, and his tiktoks go viral all the time.

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Speaker 2: Of course, you can follow us at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: and see our faces there where you can then comment

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Speaker 2: on your disappointment after you see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a ninet nine percent chance he's in

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Speaker 1: a costume. Sometimes that's a good point.

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Speaker 3: That's a good point. All right, Hey, thanks for being here.

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Speaker 1: We've got the parody song coming up with all the

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Speaker 1: other nonsense. It's starting right now.

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Speaker 4: Are you joking? It's already February first. Oh wow, it's

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh I've already felt like I've been in twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, fourteen years, I guess.

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Speaker 6: Wait it's January thirty first.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there's already.

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Speaker 5: When do they add an.

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Speaker 6: Extra day in January?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 4: Okay, lot, Congress adding another day to the worst month

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Speaker 4: of the whole year.

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Speaker 7: It's called American Day.

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Speaker 6: I think, good idea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that means tomorrow we officially start the month

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Speaker 4: of Love.

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Speaker 1: Just because of you confusing me. I'm already there. Mentally,

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Speaker 1: it's fine.

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Speaker 6: Just stop making icons act with me.

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Speaker 4: Thing is, we are two weeks until Valentine's Day and

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Speaker 4: you know the company's sweethearts. Yeah, they just launched an

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Speaker 4: ad campaign claiming their candy hearts with the messages are

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Speaker 4: now legally binding this year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you say something's a cutie, then a long year.

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Speaker 6: That's sweet sugary litigation. Baby, Yes, I don't get it.

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Speaker 4: So if you hand someone a candy heart that says

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Speaker 4: marry me, you might have to sign a prenup right there, old.

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Speaker 1: Read read all those candy hearts start handing them out,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I won't leave my house.

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Speaker 4: Actually, they've even added a new phrase to the hearts

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Speaker 4: this year.

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Speaker 6: Want to move in?

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Speaker 4: Whoa Okay, which is going to go great at those

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Speaker 4: elementary school exchanges.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, do you can't he hearts not

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Speaker 1: know who their audience is? Do they think it adults?

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Speaker 7: I lot of classroom?

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Speaker 6: I support it, Brooke, you do?

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Speaker 4: Yes, Okay, I'm gonna give digital jacoheart that says shock me, baby,

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Speaker 4: and that's legally binding.

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Speaker 6: So let's get down that road.

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Speaker 8: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: No, you love to be bound on this day. Back

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Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety, McDonald's open its very first Russian location

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Speaker 3: in Moscow. Thirty thousand people stood in line, waiting for

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Speaker 3: hours in the sub freezing temperatures just to experience the

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Speaker 3: pure joy of saying supersize me. That location thrived for

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Speaker 3: thirty years until a certain Russian president I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: name names, chose to invade Ukraine. And then McDonald said,

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Speaker 3: you know, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, not

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Speaker 3: loving it. I'm not gonna do it, gonna close all

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Speaker 3: our Russian stores. Good good, But Mickey The's obviously wasn't

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Speaker 3: the first or last American business to try and expand internationally.

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Speaker 3: And today you'll be quizzed on more during a special

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Speaker 3: apple Bees over Seas.

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Speaker 2: Edition of.

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Speaker 3: Tlenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine to go to the neighborhood in Italy.

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Speaker 3: Say a number one through twenty. I'll tell you about

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Speaker 3: a popular American business that actually tried opening in a

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Speaker 3: foreign location. You just have to tell me is it

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Speaker 3: still there or not there?

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Speaker 9: Like fail or mailing, though, when you're deciding, you might

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Speaker 9: want to think how would this American business mesh with

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Speaker 9: the country's culture.

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who is rushing to finish

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Speaker 3: this segment so you can get back to her iced coffee.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis. Alexis cover number thirteen. Alexis. In nineteen ninety four,

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Speaker 3: the first Costco opened in South Korea. Is it still

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Speaker 3: there or not there? O?

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Speaker 1: Costco is like world It's hard for me to see

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Speaker 1: Costco failing anywhere.

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Speaker 7: Exactly. Costco's ulus.

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Speaker 1: They don't want bulk everything there.

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Speaker 6: Yes, very American idea.

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Speaker 1: People in the rest of the world don't live in

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Speaker 1: these giant houses.

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Speaker 6: Yeah we do.

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Speaker 1: And we walk to the store and like can you

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Speaker 1: can you imagine being Costco stuff home from you on

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Speaker 10: Those little like European islands, and it's like stairs everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm convinced it's not there anymore.

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Speaker 3: Alexis says Costco is not still in South Korea. It

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Speaker 3: is still there.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: South Koreans love bulk shopping and people even waiting massive

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Speaker 3: lines for their famous food court Bulgogi bigs all the

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Speaker 3: similar to the chicken bike.

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Speaker 1: It's so good, I should.

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Speaker 3: Very powerful. Five big dooms for Alexis Brook.

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Speaker 1: It's your turns, let's go, so give me twenty.

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Speaker 3: Brook Starbucks came to China in nineteen ninety nine. Still

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Speaker 3: there or not there?

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I could see one at the

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Speaker 1: end of the great wall, you know, like you get done.

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Speaker 6: It's like.

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Speaker 1: You get done and you're like, oh, you can buy

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Speaker 1: the collective of a coffee bugs and that sage.

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Speaker 4: Definitely don't want to put it at the front of

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Speaker 4: the great wall because then you're walking and you have

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Speaker 4: to use the bathroom, and that's a long wall.

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Speaker 1: I don't think definitely.

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Speaker 3: There, Brooks says Starbucks is still there in China. It

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Speaker 3: is there despite China tea drinking culture. Starbucks cracked the

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Speaker 3: market by turning coffee shops into trendy social hubs, and

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Speaker 3: now it's one of their biggest success Jose, it's your turn. Okay,

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Speaker 3: let's go four Jose. Walmart came to Germany in two

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Speaker 3: thousand and six. Still there or not there?

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Speaker 6: Think Germany really likes high quality products. When I think

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Speaker 6: high quality products, I only think of one store, and

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Speaker 6: that's Walmart.

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Speaker 7: It's all like BMW's in the parking lot.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think Germans are also cheap?

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Speaker 3: You know? What is that basic?

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Speaker 2: To start?

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Speaker 1: SEO like all about like work, and discipline.

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Speaker 3: I apologize.

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Speaker 6: I know you're thinking of Jewish people. We work hard,

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Speaker 6: we save our money.

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Speaker 7: I think this is false.

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Speaker 3: Jake Jose said, Walmart is not there in Germany. That

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Speaker 3: is correct, It's not there. The biggest issues Germans weren't

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Speaker 3: into smiling greeters, bagging their groceries, being forced to small

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Speaker 3: talk at checkout, and Walmart lost a billion dollars before

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Speaker 3: pulling out. Jeffrey, it's your turn, two, Jeffrey. Nike came

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Speaker 3: to Brazil in nineteen ninety six. Is it's still there

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Speaker 4: When I think Brazil, I mean, first thing I think

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Speaker 4: of is short, tight men swimwear on the beaches.

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Speaker 6: Soccer Now, that's the thing.

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Speaker 4: See down in Brazil on those beaches, you want to

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Speaker 4: look good in your swimmer.

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Speaker 6: I could see like little Nike, sush give me.

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Speaker 4: Nike is yes, still in Brazil and thriving down below.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey said, Nike is still in Brazil. That is rad. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I became a powerhouse and dominates the athletic wear market

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Speaker 3: down there. We're packing for a number twelve. Brooks Subway

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Speaker 3: came to Jamaica back in twenty fifteen. Still there or

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Speaker 3: not there.

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Speaker 1: So my husband lived in Jamaica, and how did Jamaica.

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Speaker 1: Grandma that he lived was down there, and we went

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Speaker 1: and visited many times. And I can't think of ever

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Speaker 1: seeing a subway. I'm going to go, it's not there.

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Speaker 3: Brook said, subway is not in Jamaica. Still, that is.

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Speaker 11: Coact.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jamaican's were not thrilled with cold sandwiches when they

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Speaker 3: could get hot, flavorable local foods. The same press, Jose,

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Speaker 3: it's your turn, Okay, it's going number one for one Jose.

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Speaker 3: In twenty eighteen, Duncan Donuts came to India. Still there

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Speaker 3: or not there?

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Speaker 7: I think you're still.

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Speaker 3: There, Jose said, Dunkin Donuts is still there. They are

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Speaker 3: not there. Locals wanted spicy snacks and tea coffee. Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: were on to you. You get this right, You and

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Speaker 3: Brook will share the win. You get it wrong and

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Speaker 3: Brook wins number number ten. Jeffrey. Best Buy came to

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Speaker 3: China in twenty eleven. Still there or not?

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Speaker 6: Best Buy is barely even here in America.

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Speaker 1: Give me not the.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey said, best Buy is not in China. That is

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Speaker 3: absolutely correct. Brook and Jeffrey will share today's win in

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Speaker 3: twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to like shift everything from China to the

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Speaker 1: United States and then back to China.

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Speaker 6: That makes all de sense.

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Speaker 4: We get to choose to get shock Brook while singing

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Speaker 4: old McDonald has a farm.

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Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, she sings it in her car. Anyway,

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Speaker 6: I'll drive to work.

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Speaker 1: So alexis is gonna be you the lyric, Oh McDonald's

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Speaker 1: had a farm.

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Speaker 12: Ei ei, we had some cats ei ei.

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Speaker 8: That is your collar.

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Speaker 6: Questions of the.

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Speaker 11: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: The other day we talked about how Walgreens helped a

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Speaker 4: turn in store thefts by locking up their products, but

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Speaker 4: then they realized the downside is they weren't selling any

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Speaker 4: of their products anymore because nobody could get to.

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Speaker 1: Them the downsids were locked up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. So

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Speaker 4: now there's reports saying they're looking at doing away with

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Speaker 4: the locks.

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Speaker 6: Good, just having it be all super accessible.

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Speaker 1: I can get my free free body wash now, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to still.

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Speaker 4: But another drug store, Giants CVS, is dealing with something

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Speaker 4: similar now, but they've come out.

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Speaker 6: To say we already figured out the solution.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's good.

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Speaker 4: They're keeping the locks, but now you have to download

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Speaker 4: their app on your phone in order to unlock it.

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Speaker 1: I see that sounds like something I'm totally gonna do.

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Speaker 6: Smart and I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 4: Anybody could do that. A criminal could download the app

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Speaker 4: and get in there to steal it, but the criminal

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Speaker 4: would also need to be on the store's Wi Fi

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Speaker 4: and have their Bluetooth turned on and being close enough

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Speaker 4: proximity to the shelf to connect to it and access

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Speaker 4: the products.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so my grandma's never buying.

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Speaker 4: Picture an old person trying to log into their phone

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Speaker 4: to get their metamucal tabins.

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Speaker 7: Just stop it, log in.

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Speaker 1: Why don't they just save money by not printing eighty

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Speaker 1: pages of your receipt.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just an idea.

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Speaker 4: We're back to nobody buying the products again because it's

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Speaker 4: just too hard. They say they have tested it though,

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Speaker 4: with minor bugs. People who open the cabinets sometimes forget

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Speaker 4: to close it, so the shoplifters can come and steal

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Speaker 4: the stuff anyway.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so again, it's not a solution.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's part of a solution. It's almost

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Speaker 6: it's a near solution.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But that's America's latest pharmacy update. Oh yeah, If you

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Speaker 6: It's the radio segment.

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Speaker 4: That's helping you get more fresh air on your morning

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thugs in your teeth.

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Speaker 6: The hand crank is a lot bigger, though, so.

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Speaker 7: Hit you in the face.

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Speaker 6: To put some eurogeries into that.

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Speaker 4: With laser stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 4: stories fro around the globe just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 6: Those are the breeze blockers. Just don't.

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Speaker 4: This first lazer story is out of Tennessee. A forty

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Speaker 4: year old man named Rodriquez Wilbourne broke into a nearby

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, an entire toilet.

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Speaker 6: Yep, why you can do that?

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Speaker 1: He pulled those out.

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Speaker 4: Authorities did say they aren't sure if drugs were in

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Speaker 4: US Athletics Australia is the national sporting organization that gets

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Speaker 6: Oh cool, that's what it's called.

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Speaker 4: It's responsible for over sixteen thousand registered athletes, coaches and officials,

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Speaker 4: After months of anticipation millions of dollars in consultant fees,

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Speaker 4: Athletics Australia has rebranded two drum roll please, Australian Athletics.

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Speaker 6: Did you just say I didn't say the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Because everyone was missing it before.

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Speaker 6: It just sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: It does what it is you're to remember now.

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Speaker 4: In a statement, the group says, by swamping the words,

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is like when you do a

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Speaker 7: More henceforward.

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Speaker 6: Inuitably so.

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Speaker 4: Even though many Australians were critical of the new name

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Speaker 4: You are crazy because this rebrand ain't over. Oh it

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Speaker 4: They're going to swap the two as good idea broke.

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of Cupid's corner. F

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Speaker 4: you bite into a TwixT bar that has spent years

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just white. That's the only thing that happens.

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Speaker 4: I say that because Twigs has announced the contest that's

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Speaker 6: Here's how it works.

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Speaker 11: Why I am.

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Speaker 1: Really confused by this. So we've got kickcat bars, we've

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Speaker 4: So basically, they'll keep track of how long you stare

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Speaker 4: Well, they're actually tricking people into spending the entire Super

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Speaker 4: this Sunday is national Groundhog's Day. And if you are

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Speaker 5: You are one pathetic loser.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's cute.

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Speaker 7: Tell me I shouldn't wear my groundhog outfit.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean he's telling you there's other groundhogs that

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Speaker 6: Smarter, more accurately predicting.

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Speaker 4: Only groundhogs that had been predicting the weather for at

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Speaker 1: All right, who should we be listening to?

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Speaker 3: Sunday Jeff So.

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Speaker 4: The most accurate animal weather predictor, experts say is Staten Island.

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Speaker 6: Chuck, Why is that.

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Speaker 1: Such a perfect base perfect?

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Speaker 3: Alloways?

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Speaker 4: He just comes out of his whole smoking a cigarette

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Speaker 7: In and first before I do, let these two bronze leaves.

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Speaker 1: me more Staten Island.

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Speaker 4: Chuck predicted the arrival of spring correctly eighty five percent.

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Speaker 6: Of the time.

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Speaker 7: That's actually wild.

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Speaker 6: In second place was a pigeon named Barnaby.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that where?

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Speaker 4: It's kind of unclear how he does it, but apparently

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Speaker 6: On the floor. Gross, let's stick with punk Satani.

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Speaker 4: Phil should be totally ashamed because he is only accurate

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Speaker 1: Way he says that, Yeah, like a let's go with

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it does beg the question though, why isn't anyone

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Speaker 4: asking our own show mascot to predict the weather. That's

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Speaker 6: Yes, except it's a nice finger. I don't know why

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Speaker 6: they stop televising it right of the time.

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Speaker 1: That's what he always said.

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Speaker 4: That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 4: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 11: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: It may not be wedding season. But it is wet

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Speaker 1: Sure, after all those holiday engagements.

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Speaker 4: Maybe this year more than any, the trends are kind

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Speaker 4: of out there, oh where. Instead of a traditional wedding dress,

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Speaker 6: Style approach like that.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: All I know is it puts even more attention on

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Speaker 6: They're expected to do all night.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it when we tell you the new

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Speaker 6: Let's hope, Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: In the morning, there's no reason for everyone to pull

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Speaker 11: Yes, you just.

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Speaker 10: Want to sing, but most wedding professional photographers.

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Speaker 4: That was the first way for you to capture your

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Speaker 6: And in Brooks case, the consummation of the.

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Speaker 1: You got a tip exter for that.

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Speaker 7: She was only hired.

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Speaker 1: God, it's so sweet when we watch that back with

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Speaker 4: See mommy learns that move in college. So a lot

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Speaker 4: of people hire both. But did you know now there's

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Speaker 7: To that, the third I don't want to guess it.

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Speaker 4: Party vendors across the US are predicting this is going

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Speaker 4: Hiring a professional wedding content creator.

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Speaker 9: Oh that's not what I saw.

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Speaker 1: I mean that is essentially what your photographer and videographer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of, but not really, because this is a

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Speaker 6: Media style content.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, and you pay them to post iPhone

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Speaker 1: Am I the only one that thinks this is kind

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Speaker 1: of tacky?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: The old thinks it's tacky. That's no surprise.

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Speaker 7: Streamers do stuff like this.

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Speaker 5: People following them, they're always on, they're always.

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Speaker 1: I guess it would be better than you having your

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Speaker 1: phone out or you're having out trying to do it.

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Speaker 2: If I couldn't make it to a friend's wedding, I

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Speaker 2: would love to watch a live stream of the night from.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but but how do you block your X

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Speaker 1: from also watching the live stream of your dre We

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Speaker 1: could chat it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh and your dad's gonna love paying the

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Speaker 4: extra for that. But that's not the only hot new

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Speaker 4: wedding trend that vendors are predicting for the upcoming year.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what are you going?

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Speaker 6: There's a whole lot more here, they say.

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Speaker 4: Small wedding parties are going to be making a comeback.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank god.

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Speaker 6: Instead of having.

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Speaker 4: Twenty brides maide and thirteen groomsmen, couples are just going

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Speaker 4: to have like two each.

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Speaker 1: So we're back into hurting people's feelings by not including them.

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Speaker 1: I'm into it.

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Speaker 7: Isn't it super expensive?

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Speaker 5: The more people you invite.

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Speaker 1: You, well, nobody you're talking wedding parties. They're just saying bridesmaids, groomsmen,

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Speaker 1: they pay for their Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: That's true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, theoretically, the more bridesmaids and groomsmen you have, like

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Speaker 4: they have, they have to shovel more money towards Okay.

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Speaker 6: But also led bridle gowns.

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Speaker 4: They're going to get gowns that have led lights built

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Speaker 4: into them so that when the bride makes her grand entrance,

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Speaker 4: you kill the lights and she can walk in glowing

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Speaker 4: like a fairy oh a disco ball.

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Speaker 1: Like in sixth grade when I did the black light

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Speaker 1: dances for my recital. Kind of the same thing. Look

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Speaker 1: at the white gloves, Look at the white gloves.

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Speaker 6: A little bit less crossed.

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Speaker 2: Everybody.

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Speaker 4: Again, we're talking about the hot new wedding trends experts

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Speaker 4: are predicting to see this year. Possibly when Alexis's mom

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Speaker 4: gets married again and we're all invited, these could happen.

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Speaker 4: Mismatched bridesmaid dresses become more common. But then just think

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Speaker 4: it's going to be the norm where nobody is forced

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Speaker 4: to wear matching outfits.

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Speaker 2: Ever, Yeah, the same sound doesn't look this good on everybody.

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Speaker 1: I just said, you need to do teal turquoise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like that's it. That was the only thing. And I

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Speaker 1: think it looks really good to have all sorts of

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Speaker 1: different shades and colors and whatever you feel good in

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Speaker 1: and actually something that you can actually wear. Again.

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Speaker 6: Another trend you might see at a wedding this year.

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Speaker 4: Last dances because we're you're all familiar with like first

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Speaker 4: dance between the bride and groom, but then at the

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Speaker 4: end of the night they'll get together and then do

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Speaker 4: a last parting danced twelve shots deep.

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Speaker 6: Let's get the bride and groom back out there one

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Speaker 6: more stream.

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Speaker 1: I want to say, that's the moment you don't want

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Speaker 1: a video, actually.

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Speaker 6: Won't remember if any part of the night's going viral,

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Speaker 6: it's going to be that.

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Speaker 4: Plus a lot of wedding vendors say couples are now

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Speaker 4: asking for custom dance floors.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean, like light up dance floors.

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Speaker 4: Kind of like maybe light up or wrapping it with

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Speaker 4: your couple initials in the center.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, so it's like kind of looks good in pictures.

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Speaker 4: Like if you get a drone shot cool or even

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Speaker 4: getting a photo of the couple printed onto the floor

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Speaker 4: so you can drop it low right onto the broadcast.

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Speaker 1: I can really I'm dropping it low on somebody else's face, brooking.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: And again, if you're just joining, we're going over the

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Speaker 4: hot new wedding trends that vendors say you're probably going

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Speaker 4: to see more of this year.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 5: Weddings are all kind of the.

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Speaker 1: Same, so I love it. That's fun it up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Alexis has only been in thirty weddings.

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Speaker 6: The last so bored.

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Speaker 4: A big one is more drone footage, That's.

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Speaker 1: What you were going to say this, I mean, okay

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Speaker 1: foot which kind of looks the same, Like you get

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Speaker 1: the one aerial shot, like, why do you need more?

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Speaker 6: Well, it's not just for one shot, it's for the

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Speaker 6: whole night.

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Speaker 4: So you're going to have a wedding photographer, a wedding videographer,

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Speaker 4: a content creator, and then a separate drone operator. Just

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Speaker 4: having drones buzzing the reception, hovering over all the tables

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Speaker 4: during dinner all night long.

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Speaker 1: I think the drones should be able to deliver shots.

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Speaker 1: Then we're talking sure nobody will lose fingers in that situation.

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Speaker 4: Kind of in the same line of thinking ring bear

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Speaker 4: drones and flower drones.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the drones are way too loud to have that

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Speaker 1: man at your wedding.

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Speaker 6: And what the children aren't loud?

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Speaker 1: Broke, I didn't invite children to a lot.

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Speaker 4: Of people don't want kids at their weddings stealing their thunder.

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Speaker 7: Stop before we get to like the AI brides.

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Speaker 4: And finally this new wedding trend prediction, which, good Lord,

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Speaker 4: I hope is wrong.

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Speaker 6: Wedding karaoke yes, oh.

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Speaker 2: God, bridle showers now too.

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Speaker 1: At our school auction last year we did like It's

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Speaker 1: a rock band karaoke where you hire a band who

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Speaker 1: plays live music and then you get to go up

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Speaker 1: and sing with the bayon. You feel so cool, you

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Speaker 1: really do. It is like the people love it the picturing.

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Speaker 4: The bride's father in law is gonna get up and

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Speaker 4: start singing gold Digger, and then there's gonna be all

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Speaker 4: this drama I'm saying it.

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Speaker 7: Is this a subliminal message?

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Speaker 4: Yes, but those are the predictions for the hot new

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Speaker 4: wedding trends that we're gonna be seeing this year.

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Speaker 6: So get ready, phone taps coming.

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Speaker 11: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, we're calling one of those what do you call them?

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Speaker 4: An actually good person.

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Speaker 6: We don't know a lot of them.

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Speaker 4: It's a lady named Kimmy who owns a cafe and

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Speaker 4: she just started a program there where she's helping feed

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Speaker 4: the homeless.

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Speaker 6: In her community.

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Speaker 1: Way to go, Kenny.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like she needs to be interviewed about it.

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Speaker 4: Is there anyway this good news story can turn into

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Speaker 4: an overblown smear campaign?

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Speaker 6: Please tell me. We're gonna try. In your phone tap

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Speaker 6: right now.

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Speaker 11: It's another.

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Speaker 8: Cafe.

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Speaker 6: This is Kimmy.

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Speaker 7: Hi, I'm looking to speak with the owner.

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Speaker 12: Hi. Yes, this is she got her?

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Speaker 5: Oh you're KIMMI.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, in the flesh for you.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I met Daniels. I'm actually a reporter for Channel

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Speaker 10: six News.

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Speaker 5: And you know what we heard.

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Speaker 10: Your cafe is doing a lot of really good things

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Speaker 10: for the community.

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Speaker 12: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I hear you're feeding the homeless, and I

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Speaker 10: think our listeners would really love to hear that story.

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Speaker 7: Are you open to doing a quick interview?

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Speaker 4: It's just great, So let's just do this in three

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Speaker 4: two one?

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Speaker 12: Wait wait right now?

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Speaker 10: Hello, I met Daniels, coming to you live from cafe

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Speaker 10: where I'm speaking with the owner Kimmy. Kim your business

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Speaker 10: is generating a lot of buzz, providing meals for the homeless.

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Speaker 12: Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 8: We do what we can for the community, Yes you do.

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Speaker 10: But I think the biggest concern, though, is that you're

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Speaker 10: videotaping the bum fights behind your restaurant and posting them too.

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Speaker 10: U two.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 10: What our sources tell us that the winner of the

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Speaker 10: fight earns a free meal.

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Speaker 12: Uh no, we don't do that. What are you even

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Speaker 12: talking about?

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Speaker 5: So you don't give them free meals? Even worse?

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Speaker 10: No way, you heard it here first, folks, the cafe brawl.

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Speaker 7: That's sadder.

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Speaker 10: Then Tyson and Jake Paul back to you and studio.

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Speaker 5: That's going on here, we're out. Wow, good job, Kim, that.

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Speaker 7: Was a great piece.

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Speaker 5: Nice. It's gonna go viral.

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Speaker 12: I don't want it to go viral like all of

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00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 12: that stuff that you were saying about the bum fights

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Speaker 12: and all that's not true. That's not true.

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Speaker 5: You're saying it's not true.

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Speaker 12: No, it's not true.

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Speaker 5: Well that's an.

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Speaker 7: Even bigger story.

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Speaker 5: We have to go live now.

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Speaker 12: No, I don't want to get.

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Speaker 10: Three two Hello, No, no, do not put me back on.

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Speaker 11: Hello.

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Speaker 10: This is Ed Daniels with Channel six News, back with

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Speaker 10: a breaking development in the Common Cafe conflict.

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Speaker 12: There is no conflict. I am giving three meals to

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Speaker 12: the homeless. That's it.

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Speaker 10: Jimmy Volckstein does deny that homeless people are fighting behind

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Speaker 10: her store.

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Speaker 5: It turns out they're brawling right in front.

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Speaker 12: What no, that's not happening either.

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Speaker 5: Is she doing it to get a bigger audience?

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Speaker 12: Care to comment, Kim, But there are no people fighting

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Speaker 12: behind my store. We are a kind family, one business

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Speaker 12: who supports the community and the senior citizen.

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Speaker 5: Wait, senior citizens fighting?

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Speaker 12: What the hell is wrong with you?

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Speaker 10: You can't say that You heard it here first, Kimmy's

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Speaker 10: Cafe supports cane clashes. All those seniors throwing geriatric jabs

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Speaker 10: for sports?

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Speaker 12: No, we help people.

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Speaker 5: Can it get any lower? This reporter says, no, back

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Speaker 5: to you in studio.

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Speaker 12: Wait a minute, do not listen to this man. He

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Speaker 12: is a lawyer. I have a good quand man.

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Speaker 5: We're out oka' Kim?

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Speaker 12: What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 5: I might win an Emmy for that.

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Speaker 6: I was so believable.

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Speaker 12: You are misrepresenting my business.

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Speaker 10: Well, these rumors are out there. I mean we have

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Speaker 10: to address them. That's our job.

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Speaker 12: No, they are wrong. That's not happening in my business.

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Speaker 6: Huh.

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Speaker 12: I want to talk to your supervisor, your producer, or

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Speaker 12: whoever is in charge.

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Speaker 10: Well, before we talk to my producer, don't you think

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Speaker 10: you should talk to your husband, Scott?

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Speaker 12: What does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 5: Then we're back in three.

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Speaker 12: Hello, I love shot the music shop, the music.

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Speaker 5: Where with the owner of a brawl cafe. Kimmy, that's

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Speaker 5: not the name.

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Speaker 10: He was just now finding out that this is a

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Speaker 10: prank phone call, all set up by her husband who

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Speaker 10: loves her very much.

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, kim your take.

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Speaker 10: This is what we call this a phone tap because

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Speaker 10: this is actually Jose for Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: I'm not a reporter.

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Speaker 6: I'm on a radio show.

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Speaker 12: What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 7: Your husband, Scott, he set you up.

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Speaker 5: He loves our show and he wanted us to prank you.

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00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 7: He's so proud of you and your cafe.

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00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 12: Wait, this isn't real.

690
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 10: No, it's not real, and I'm just happy you're not

691
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 10: really videotaping homeless people fighting.

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00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you for just not doing that.

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00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 12: My god, you are welcome. I'm just so happy that

694
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Speaker 12: wasn't on the news.

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Speaker 10: But all kidding aside, Kim, I'd like to come by

696
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 10: today in order an upper cut omelet to go.

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Speaker 7: Brook wants one to Okay, we need to work on

698
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 7: your man.

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00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 11: Wake up every morning. His phone taps weekday mornings. On

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Speaker 11: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of bad texts you can get after

702
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 4: a first date, like you're about to get a phone

703
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 4: call from my wife, act like you don't know me.

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00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 6: That's pretty bad. Or a location pin drop to the

705
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 6: nearest free clinic.

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00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'd follow that text though.

707
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 4: Ye else, it's kind of courteous to do that. Either

708
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 4: one's not great. But today, one of our listeners says

709
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 4: he received a text that completely baffled him, especially considering

710
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 4: how good his first date went. You're gonna hear about

711
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 4: the weird message that he received the next day in

712
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 4: your brand new second date update right after this second

713
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 4: date update. You know, the picture you see on someone's

714
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 4: dating profile compared to what they look like in real

715
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 4: life can be vastly different. And just look at Jose

716
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 4: in his passport photo, which hasn't been updated in twenty

717
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 4: seven years.

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00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: Wow, does it make any sense?

719
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Speaker 6: Still he still has his baby teeth in his past put.

720
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 7: No, I was like in my early twenties.

721
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: But they make you take a picture and send it

722
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: in every time. You're okay, I'm not going to go

723
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: down this road again.

724
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

725
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 4: The point is the photo compared to real life can

726
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 4: be very very shocking and different, and really that first

727
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 4: moment when you finally see your day in person can

728
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 4: be huge.

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00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 6: Apparently that was the case.

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Speaker 4: For one of our listeners, Kendrick, who needs our help today.

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Speaker 6: Kendrick, Welcome to the show.

733
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 8: I'm going guys.

734
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: Okay, your date was a good surprise or you were

735
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: the bad surprise.

736
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 6: We want to tell us about this woman that you met.

737
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 6: Where you met her?

738
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 8: I thought it was a good surprise. When don't we

739
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 8: matched online?

740
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 6: Okay? And what's her name?

741
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 8: Danielle?

742
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: Danielle? Okay, so before we find out what she looks like,

743
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: what did her dating profile look like?

744
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, she was gorgeous. Oh yeah, all the

745
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 8: right writing, the right pictures, all that right lighting.

746
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, I'm dead.

747
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 8: There's no way she was going to look like this

748
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 8: in real life.

749
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: Right, We're even doubting it before you met her, right, Okay,

750
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: set the expectations low for the in person meetup.

751
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 5: And this is kind of funny because there's two things.

752
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 10: They either look really good in their profile there's no

753
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 10: way they look at that in real life, or some

754
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 10: people look way better in person, right, Like, you see

755
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 10: their profile and they're like, oh my gosh, like you

756
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 10: look better in natural lighting.

757
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 6: I know that is what it's like hanging out with me.

758
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 6: So tell us what did you do for your date? Kendrick?

759
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 6: Where'd you guys go?

760
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 8: So we chose the meet up and we went to

761
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 8: one of those big malls that you know has all restaurants, shopping.

762
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: Ball Yeah, okay, that's very old school.

763
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 8: Right, So we were going to walk around and then

764
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 8: eventually grab a bike.

765
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: Well, you were there, but I want to know about

766
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: the moment when you saw for the first time in

767
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: real life, because that's the whole thing, right, Like you

768
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: were you were shocked? Why were you shot?

769
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 6: Run us through that?

770
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I got there first. So she

771
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 8: walked in five minutes later, like right after me, right,

772
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 8: and oh my god, I look like bam. She looked

773
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 8: like she just stepped out of a TV commercial TV.

774
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 7: Her hair is just floating sheets.

775
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: She gives you, two lawyers.

776
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 6: What do you mean like a TV commercial?

777
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 8: Well, you're not like a model, but I mean like

778
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 8: she looks like somebody who could be like running on

779
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 8: a beach, you know, in slow motion promoting yogurt.

780
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 12: A model.

781
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 8: That's literally she just had a TV commercial globe.

782
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, okay, okay, you surprised she looks better than

783
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: her photos?

784
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, absolutely, So it was a good first meeting then,

785
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 4: But how did the rest of the day at the

786
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 4: mall go?

787
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 8: So we're walking around the mall, I had a big

788
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 8: smile on my face because I knew people were looking

789
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 8: at us, thinking, how did that guy get her?

790
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 11: Oh?

791
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: And you like that?

792
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 8: Oh?

793
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 3: Love it for you.

794
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 8: I'll try not to stare at her a lot. I

795
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 8: was making a lot of jokes too.

796
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 6: Wait. Sorry, you said you were making a lot of jokes.

797
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 8: Yes, like we went to one of those places that

798
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 8: felt hats. Yeah, I said her, you know, like hats

799
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 8: have headlights in them.

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Speaker 1: That's not a joke. My friend is a serious spear unlocks.

801
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 6: What is the joke?

802
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 8: Well, I don't really think it's ninety percent. I just

803
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 8: made that up because it sounds funny.

804
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 7: The jokes is twenty one percent.

805
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: Did she laugh?

806
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 3: Was she happening?

807
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

808
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: Was she disgusted?

809
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 7: She probably didn't.

810
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 8: She laughed. It was more of an uncomfortable laugh, but

811
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Speaker 8: she laughed a little bit.

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00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 7: Okay, she always knew you were trying to joke.

814
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, she slowly put the hat back.

815
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 4: Okay, So, okay, you're making jokes. You're comparing her just

816
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 4: TV commercial ladies headline.

817
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: You gotta call her yogurt girl.

818
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 6: You're right, I'm calling her. You'll play princess. What what

819
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 6: did you? And you play princess? Du from there?

820
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 8: So finally showed up at the seafood, They'll say, but

821
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 8: we had to put our names in because there was

822
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 8: a lot of people there. So there's a little bit

823
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 8: of a wait.

824
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 6: For it.

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00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 8: I was a gentleman. I pulled her chair out, I

826
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 8: gave her compliments, good nice. I walked her to her

827
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 8: car afterwards, gave her a kiss.

828
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Speaker 6: Oh you got a kiss?

829
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 8: Got a kiss? You know, major is just a small

830
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 8: little kiss. But the next day I get a weird

831
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,919
Speaker 8: text that says, I can't freaking believe you. I don't

832
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 8: date low lives.

833
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 1: Oh what did it say? After her name?

834
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 6: She said Sea Sea, like bye, oh God, So I

835
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 6: don't know.

836
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 8: What she's talking about. I tried to call her, but

837
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 8: she sends me straight to a voicemail every time. So

838
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 8: I'm turning to you guys, trying to figure out where

839
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 8: I went from.

840
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: If she has headline and.

841
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 8: I didn't see the headlights when I got to kiss.

842
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 5: I don't know.

843
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: That's how you check.

844
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 4: What a weird thing say? I can't believe you, like,

845
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 4: I don't date low lives. What could you have done.

846
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 7: A piece of information? I don't know what it is.

847
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 7: If she found something, Okay, saw something.

848
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: And here's the thing you have to know before we

849
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: call her. It's not gonna be good if she's calling

850
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: you a lola.

851
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that I even know what it is.

852
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm all right, maybe like maybe it's something she misunderstood.

853
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: I don't know.

854
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 6: I don't know.

855
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 4: I'm not liking the tone of You'll play princess right now,

856
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 4: so we're gonna find out.

857
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 7: She sounds more like googurt goddess. Is still good? Make

858
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 7: it funny.

859
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 4: Animal, Okay, Oh, we'll figure out what's wrong with this

860
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 4: yogurt girl when we call her and get you your

861
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 4: second date update.

862
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 6: Right after this.

863
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 4: Second date update, Yo, play princess dancing around the beach

864
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 4: with her crown and television cameras following her all around.

865
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 4: That wasn't the date that, It's just what played in

866
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 4: the head of our listener Kendrick when he saw Danielle

867
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 4: for the very first time.

868
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: She was TV commercial pretty.

869
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 4: That's right, and they walked the mall together, almost got

870
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 4: head lies trying on hats.

871
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: Okay, that's just a joke he made.

872
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 4: It was funny, and they ended up at a seafood buffet,

873
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 4: had a really really nice time. It all sounds great.

874
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 4: But since then, the only communication he's got was a

875
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 4: very troubling text from Danielle.

876
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 6: What did her text say? Again, Kendrick, I don't state

877
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 6: low lies like you, so fia yah.

878
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: I also like the sea.

879
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 6: It sounds bad, but I've sent worse text to my

880
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,720
Speaker 6: mother before. She still loves me, so there's a chance

881
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 6: there's a good shot at redemption.

882
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 5: Did we hear?

883
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: Did you respond to her?

884
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 11: No?

885
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 8: I just try to call her, but she voicemail immediately.

886
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: You didn't like it or anything?

887
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, let us do the dirty work for you.

888
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 6: I feel you, man. So now we're going to try again.

889
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 6: See if she picks up. I'm gonna dial her number

890
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 6: right now here we go, all right, huh why'd you go?

891
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, because she's not going to want to

892
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: talk to us. Is that text?

893
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 6: Maybe the sigh? Hey is this Danielle?

894
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 7: Good morning?

895
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 11: Hello?

896
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 4: Yes, the whole radio show is on the phone right now,

897
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 4: eager to talk to you. We're called Brook and Jeffrey

898
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 4: in the morning.

899
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous to talk to you, to be honest.

900
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 6: Why are you guys calling me? Good question. We do

901
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 6: this segment called a second date Update.

902
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but it's

903
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 4: where we help out our listeners who went out on

904
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 4: a date with somebody and they're not getting a second one,

905
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 4: to try and figure out why something went wrong, if

906
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 4: there was a mistake that happened. We figured there must

907
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 4: be some sort of thing that went wrong. Yeah, based

908
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 4: on the text message that you sent to our friend

909
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 4: Kendrick the other day.

910
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh god, it was decipher Yeah.

911
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 8: Well, I will tell you this. I don't want anything

912
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 8: to do with him, so I don't. Yeah.

913
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: I think that that's clear. I think he's just totally

914
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: confused as to why.

915
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 8: Yes, well, I don't like people who go through my

916
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 8: personal things and make me feel uncomfortable and.

917
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 6: Say, yeah, I'm not sure what exactly you mean by that.

918
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 8: Wow, I don't know what he's told you or whatever happened.

919
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 12: But he was in my business, like literally in my bag,

920
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 12: my wallet, business.

921
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 11: What what?

922
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 8: What?

923
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: How did he go through your Yeah, your purse, your wallet?

924
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 3: What do you mean?

925
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 8: I had the restaurant, so I asked him, if you

926
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 8: hold my stuff from me?

927
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 6: Were you seated already at this point or is this

928
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 6: while you were waiting? He said, there was a long wait.

929
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 8: Well we were waiting. I had went to the restaurom.

930
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: Oh while you were away, and you were like, not

931
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: in the rest I mean maybe lobby or something.

932
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 6: Gotcha?

933
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 4: Okay, So my purse was only out of my possession

934
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 4: for a moment, but I think that's when one of

935
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 4: my bags and smutched my stuff?

936
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 6: What stuff?

937
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: Wait, you're now you're accusing him of stealing something from

938
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: your bag.

939
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 8: Well, it surely isn't there anymore, and it sounds minute

940
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 8: for me. It's the principal.

941
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 6: What did he take my Jaba juice car gift cards?

942
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: What was it loose or was it in your wallet?

943
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 6: It was in my wallet, right in the front of

944
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 6: my wallet.

945
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 12: Even go on, my.

946
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 4: Walle did you did you see him go through your

947
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 4: person take your card? Or are you just assuming that

948
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 4: because you're in the bathroom.

949
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 8: I don't have to because how it's not going to

950
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 8: jump out of my wallet.

951
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 4: I don't know.

952
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 13: All the time, I swear things can jump out of

953
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 13: It's so weird to have such a specific thing be stolen,

954
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 13: Like if he was going to steal from you, it'd

955
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 13: be like, I don't know what credit card or something.

956
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 1: And why he called us to get you on the phone.

957
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 11: Hello.

958
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 8: That's why I'm trying to figure out.

959
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 6: He doesn't know that she knows okay, and you don't

960
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 6: know that he knows that.

961
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 4: He's been listening on the other line of this phone

962
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 4: call the entire time, waiting to talk to you.

963
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?

964
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa?

965
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 8: Hey, why are you saying all this stuff about me?

966
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 8: I can't even defend myself.

967
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: That's now your chance to defend yourself. I need to

968
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: hear this.

969
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, he's been on the other line listening. If

970
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 6: that wasn't clear, which I mean, you.

971
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 12: Need to tell him, like, well, first off, what were

972
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 12: you doing in my purse?

973
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 8: And why the hell would you take my job of

974
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 8: juice car. I don't like having my name drank through

975
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 8: the mud like this. Will not be be able to

976
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 8: defend myself for safe say it?

977
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, are you saying you're innocent? That you didn't

978
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 6: take it?

979
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 8: Well, no, I mean I did. I did I took it? Oh,

980
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 8: I thought you were about to just know what I

981
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 8: told you.

982
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 4: God, Okay, you're right, Kendrick, dude, wallet and steal from her.

983
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 8: And then wonder why you don't You don't understand that.

984
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 8: You don't understand I needed it for my ex.

985
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 5: Okay, power, excuse be bad.

986
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 3: I don't call the low life and you couldn't connect.

987
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 6: This, Kendrick, that's a weird statement. Dude. Can you explain?

988
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 8: I was gone to get it back or reimburse her

989
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 8: on the next day, but she wouldn't answer my calls.

990
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 1: What why did you just buy your own damn jump

991
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: juice my bag?

992
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 12: Does no one see that?

993
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: That's an issue.

994
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 5: That is also bad?

995
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 6: You can we ask you? Why are you giving gifts

996
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 6: back to your ex girlfriend?

997
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 8: Well, me and I actually aren't together, but we still

998
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 8: celebrate our anniversary. We call it an extra versary.

999
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 6: Excuse me?

1000
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 1: So you what, you stole the gift card for you?

1001
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 8: I borrowed it. So here's our extroversary works. So we

1002
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 8: get each other a gift card or a card and

1003
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 8: it's like, no, hope, you're doing well?

1004
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know that we asked.

1005
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 8: For all of this, So you that it's fine for

1006
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 8: you to celebrate your act by taking from me. And

1007
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 8: I'm not even with you yet, Like, you don't see

1008
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 8: anything wrong with that.

1009
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 5: You were at the mall.

1010
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: You could have bought anything.

1011
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 8: That you probably should not have been going out with me.

1012
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: Kendrek, you sound like a pickpocket or something.

1013
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 6: And why are we even going through the person her wallet?

1014
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 3: Anybody?

1015
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1016
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 8: Well, our extroversary was later that night, so she was

1017
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 8: taking forever in the bathroom, right. I was bored.

1018
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 7: You were shopping inside of her person.

1019
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 8: It looks so weird. I think you're lying because your

1020
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 8: height on your life and says that's your five six.

1021
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 8: There's no.

1022
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 6: Okay, they're they're both not perfect people, but there.

1023
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: She is a perfect woman who belongs on a yogurt

1024
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: commercial on television.

1025
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 4: The people in commercials tend not to be as tall

1026
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 4: as they appear on TV. Awesome, listen, Okay. The good

1027
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 4: point is Kendrick is very detail oriented. Because he looked

1028
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 4: at her license, he made sure that she.

1029
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 6: Is who she said.

1030
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: You don't like memorizing.

1031
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 6: Like this is so that is Kendrick. It sounds like

1032
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 6: that was a violation going through her stuff and then sounds.

1033
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 8: Like, yeah, wow, I borrowed. I'm going to pay her back.

1034
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 4: Okay, we're we're just going to back away because now

1035
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 4: that it's all out in the open, you can talk

1036
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 4: to Danielle and apologize or say whatever it is that

1037
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 4: you want to say to the chemistry takeover, try to

1038
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 4: win her back.

1039
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 8: Here, daniel I'm sorry, I got the extroversary day mixed up.

1040
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 8: I forgot it was later that night and I hadn't

1041
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 8: gotten her anything.

1042
00:46:59,400 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 6: Okay.

1043
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 8: I didn't want to violate you. I didn't want to

1044
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 8: for that.

1045
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, can we just give how much was

1046
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: that gift card worth? Can we reimburse her for the jump?

1047
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 4: Well Brook, it's not Danielle's extroversary, it's so that's not fair.

1048
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 4: The only thing that's fair to do is to offer

1049
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 4: Kendrick and Danielle a second date paid for by god.

1050
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 12: You're out of your mind.

1051
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, daniel that was the most appropriate response ever.

1052
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 4: Kendrick wants more gift cards. I know Kendrick's up for it,

1053
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 4: all right, So Danielle, that's a no from you, absolutely no.

1054
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: You know what we never heard is whether or not.

1055
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: His ex was excited about the gift cards.

1056
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 4: Okay, Kendrick, how did the gift go?

1057
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 12: She?

1058
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 8: So that part worked out.

1059
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 3: On this one.

1060
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 11: Good work, Kendrick can Jeffrey in the morning.

1061
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 6: Oh man, exiversary is a new term that I did

1062
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 6: not know about it.

1063
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: I'm concentrating on here.

1064
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1065
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 4: How many years do you think it's going to take

1066
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 4: before Webster's picks that up? Yeah, they've got hat in

1067
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 4: the dictionary. Extaversary needs a spot in those pages.

1068
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 7: How long does an extroversary last?

1069
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 5: The lifetime or ten years?

1070
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: Nobody's doing this. No one is picking that.

1071
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 7: Up anniversary celebrators.

1072
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: I just still can't believe he was baffled when she

1073
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: called him a low light and he put it together.

1074
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 6: But he went through her things for a good reason.

1075
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 1: For someone else, for ex love.

1076
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's a good reminder to reach out to

1077
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 4: an ex and tell them no hard feelings. And I

1078
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 4: have a Jama Juice gift card coming. And if you

1079
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 4: also need some help with your dating life, we can

1080
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 4: step in and do that for you. Call that person

1081
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 4: who's not calling you back. By the way, you can

1082
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 4: go check out all of our second dates where you

1083
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 4: get your pot casts on Apple, on Spotify, all of

1084
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 4: it at Brook and.

1085
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 11: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, you guys.

1086
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 4: My moment finally came. I was asked to perform a

1087
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 4: tiny desk concert.

1088
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: Tiny desk concerts are you, Katie?

1089
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 4: And you know those viral ones featuring the biggest music

1090
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 4: stars on the planet.

1091
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, not that one.

1092
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 4: But a salesperson here asked me to sing for them

1093
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 4: at their tiny desk over in the corner of the office. Yeah,

1094
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 4: and that means I am one step closer to making

1095
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 4: it to the real thing.

1096
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 6: That tiny desk ladder all the way up to the top.

1097
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: Do we have to go to it?

1098
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 6: It's not for you, it's for Richard over in sales Richard.

1099
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 6: This one's for you.

1100
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 4: Brand new song of the week at the tiny desk

1101
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 4: coming up right after this. It's time for my song

1102
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 4: of the week. And I'm just going to read a

1103
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 4: few headlines that are out there right now real quick.

1104
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1105
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 6: Don't get your hopes up for cheaper groceries. It's a

1106
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 6: news headline.

1107
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 4: Another one says price of bananas triples in one week.

1108
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 7: Bananas are not help with that.

1109
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 4: Local woman sells kidney to buy eggs, realizes she still

1110
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 4: can't afford or games.

1111
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 6: I mean, are you guys seeing what I'm seeing?

1112
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not good.

1113
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: It's really hard. It's been a long month.

1114
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1115
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 4: Actually I spent a whole hour yesterday flummoxed because I

1116
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 4: couldn't find chicken nuggets anywhere.

1117
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: That's right, we did, but he has a very specific

1118
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: need for chicken nuggets. He won't allow Dino nuggets, he

1119
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: won't allow gluten free crusts.

1120
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 3: Are real nuggets?

1121
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 11: Broke.

1122
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: I just like, maybe you need to, like, I don't know,

1123
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: give a little bit to the nugget industry and just

1124
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: go with what's available.

1125
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 4: I will say I wasn't necessarily in a grocery store

1126
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 4: when I was looking for them, so that probably contributed to.

1127
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 7: The issue on Amazon shopping.

1128
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 6: But regardless, you can feel my pain, right, Okay.

1129
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 4: Sure, there's a lot of people out there who I

1130
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 4: know feel my same sentiment. And the thing is, I'm

1131
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 4: someone who like, really likes going to the grocery store.

1132
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 4: I've talked about this on the show. It's one of

1133
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 4: my favorite things to do, or at least it used

1134
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 4: to be, because I remember when there used to be

1135
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 4: more than one check stand open, and you didn't have

1136
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 4: to do a background check in order to get a

1137
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 4: carton of tide pots.

1138
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 7: You're turning into old Jeffrey right now.

1139
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1140
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just saying it's all so different.

1141
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 4: So it got me thinking, is there a song that

1142
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 4: I could sing just to get it off my chest

1143
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 4: and talk about what it's.

1144
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 6: Like to go shopping at a local supermarket?

1145
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 12: Now?

1146
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 4: This is a thing right now, And that's why today

1147
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 4: instead of doing the One Republic song counting Stars, it's

1148
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 4: Young Jeffrey's shopping car.

1149
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 6: It's a really depressing world out there.

1150
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: Well, I hope you end it with telling people to

1151
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: put their shopping carts back where they belong.

1152
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 6: Let's see, I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Point.

1153
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 14: Lately, I'm a supermarket freak, moaning at every barcode scanner,

1154
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 14: be grocery fever burning in my heart, reach down my pants,

1155
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 14: pull out my shopping members car, and I grab a

1156
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 14: shopping cart.

1157
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 3: I waved my hand lack.

1158
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 4: A Jedi night entry doors day open wide, just like

1159
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 4: Santa Christmas Night. Got my list, I check it twice,

1160
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 4: roll by the past three dough WHOA, why my cart's

1161
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 4: so slow? One wheel stuck in wobble Mo just got

1162
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 4: redshell Mario.

1163
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 14: Slither up and down aisles, moving so snakely.

1164
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 4: But I.

1165
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 15: Keep staring at cakes out by the bakery.

1166
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 3: Fruity vibe isn't ripe or canta side.

1167
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 4: Squeeze those juicy peaches like my wedding night prices getting.

1168
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 8: Kind of steed.

1169
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 6: A single egg costs more than wag you beef.

1170
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 3: Can't find butter. I gotta switched lard.

1171
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 4: One stick of Land of Lakeside, max my credit card.

1172
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 16: Dali lady, her name is Bernice, rocking that hair and

1173
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 16: looking grocery sheep slicing cold cards till the latest hot

1174
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 16: wait comes to Turkey.

1175
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 14: Bus than baby, she.

1176
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 6: Sir, mix a line like pigs Turkey.

1177
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,800
Speaker 3: A hero roar, Hey, what's that sound?

1178
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 4: Thunderclaps our role now, mister spraying all around. Keep those

1179
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 4: veggies watered down, shells.

1180
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 6: Sandavenzi, tall bars on the alcohol.

1181
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 4: Tiny pods of laundry balls blocked up tight as ditties.

1182
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 11: Walls and wah.

1183
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 12: Pm.

1184
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 6: I so enticed my stacks.

1185
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 5: Of warm jelly.

1186
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 14: And man a rice, chicken dies, crinkle fries.

1187
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 4: Food just looks more tasty inflorescent white.

1188
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to grab some breathe. Somebody's crying child

1189
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 3: is blocking me. Where's his mother?

1190
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 4: I hope nobody minds if I use my foot to

1191
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 4: gently nudge.

1192
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 16: Him to the side, Samon, Lady, honey, you're my queen.

1193
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 3: That half a pretzel hite was mine?

1194
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 15: Blowing tiny snagsick great Bundy, here's a don.

1195
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 16: Maybe what happy hour?

1196
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 7: You sample some.

1197
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 16: Tiny roca shaws.

1198
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 4: Whoa grab my card and make it sworve down into

1199
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 4: the isle of frozen or dirfs.

1200
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 6: Got hot pockets on reserve?

1201
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 3: Burning up your mouth and.

1202
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 5: Sample flavors fan and Jerry's hand dry.

1203
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 15: Hairs, razzleberry pie, Marie Calenders. Once the cashier's head is

1204
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 15: turned eating grapes like a moroman, Caesar.

1205
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 3: Flies the floor.

1206
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: So stick.

1207
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 3: Clean up on our pie. Line moves at a stale speed.

1208
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 6: Some lady pain with a check and sheese.

1209
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 4: Searching for a cuebon in her purse to save her

1210
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 4: seven cents on jars of the landing Kurds.

1211
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 16: Starving at the tabloid magazines.

1212
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 6: Cosmo's got ninety ways to make him scream.

1213
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 15: Finally reach the front part of the line.

1214
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 3: I scan, I will pay you.

1215
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 15: Notice I've forgot the wine and watch him where her

1216
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 15: stack and hit us got to a tune that's out

1217
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 15: where June runs out. A shoplifter tried to smuggle bacon

1218
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 15: inside his trousers.

1219
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 3: I looked on with great concern.

1220
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 6: The people shall be caused by Ganny Urch. Don't just

1221
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 6: leave him against that curve.

1222
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: Put your cutaway, you lazy dump terms Yeah, you know,

1223
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: lazy dump churn.

1224
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 6: That's right.

1225
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 7: Shounds like going to the store as like an adventure.

1226
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 1: I want to go for the cat where there's unintended

1227
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: babies on the floor.

1228
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 6: The way you gotta get that.

1229
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 1: I thought you just don't look down enough.

1230
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's what it's like going to the grocery

1231
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 4: store today. You can text into seven eight five nine

1232
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 4: two and tell us if you agree. If you like

1233
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 4: the song of the week, maybe.

1234
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: You want to go grocery shopping. Yeah, I never do that.

1235
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: I get to the front of the line, I realized

1236
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: all I got was the wine I forgotten.

1237
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1238
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, the trauma exists in so many different ways. We're

1239
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 4: gonna post all of these videos up on our socials

1240
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 4: at Brook and Jeffrey with the lyrics.

1241
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 11: There brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1242
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 6: Out a texta seventy five nine two. It says, fun

1243
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 6: life hack.

1244
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 4: If you go to the dumpsters behind the grocery store,

1245
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 4: the food is all free.

1246
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,919
Speaker 6: That's interesting. It's actually the same with the radio station

1247
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 6: dumpsters too. Wow, found that out. Yeah, let's all go

1248
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 6: there after the show is done today. Okay, we will feast.

1249
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 4: But if you missed it, I just sang a song

1250
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 4: about the pure, unadulterated joy of getting your food at

1251
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 4: the grocery store in the modern day, because shopping for

1252
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 4: your favorite foods, and it looks a little bit different

1253
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 4: than it did just a few years ago. Yeah, and

1254
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 4: so instead of singing counting Stars by One Republic, I

1255
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 4: did shopping carts, which, hey, they don't charge extra for

1256
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 4: the carts.

1257
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 5: Yet, so give them that idea.

1258
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: So it's gonna be some sort of weird subscription fee.

1259
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 7: It's gonna be like the bikes and the scoooners of

1260
00:57:59,160 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 7: the city.

1261
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 4: But we are getting more feedback on the Texport seventy

1262
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 4: five nine too.

1263
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 6: What what are you seeing?

1264
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: This one says If the prices keep going up at

1265
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: this rate, I'm gonna start using ketchup packets as a

1266
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: side dish.

1267
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 7: That's the actual advertising.

1268
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a little.

1269
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: Water and that's tomato souperman who wants.

1270
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 5: To microwaved bowls?

1271
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 3: Oh God again.

1272
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 4: If you miss the song, if you want to hear

1273
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 4: it again, you can find it up on our socials

1274
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 4: at Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok YouTube, install all of it,

1275
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 4: share it with your avocado squeezing friend or family member,

1276
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 4: and plan a date together to the supermarket.

1277
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1278
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I can't believe it, but we have already

1279
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 4: reached the last day of Newbie Week.

1280
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 6: I like to do it just flew by. Yes, so

1281
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 6: many great memories. Oh, it's hard to pick just one.

1282
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I actually don't remember.

1283
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 6: No, remember we had that one guy.

1284
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: Oh I loved him.

1285
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 5: I did have a God.

1286
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: Did you remember that girl that said the funny thing?

1287
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yes.

1288
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 6: Oh I'm never going to forget.

1289
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 1: Her, never forget our new listeners.

1290
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 4: And one of the new bees even beat you early on.

1291
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 4: I am going to miss this week so much. I

1292
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 4: don't know if we'll ever do it again. But it

1293
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 4: is time to meet our final newbie. Her name is Rebecca.

1294
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 4: She is an auditor at an accounting firm.

1295
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show. Rebecca.

1296
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 10: Hey everyone, Remecca, you got is memorable, so we all

1297
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 10: remember you gotta like break something or do something crazy.

1298
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I just want to let her win

1299
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: just so I don't get audited.

1300
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 4: Now, Rebecca told our producer she thinks she has what

1301
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 4: it takes to win because she's gone to trivia.

1302
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 6: Nights at the bar before. You're saying that you've been

1303
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 6: drinking before this segment, because.

1304
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 3: We all have.

1305
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 8: I have not for the next time, okay, next time.

1306
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 6: It It was almost almost adducted a point from me there,

1307
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 6: but that's okay.

1308
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 3: We'll let you have it.

1309
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 4: Brooks leaving the studio and let's go over the rules.

1310
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1311
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1312
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 4: you have to beat her out right if you want

1313
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?

1314
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1315
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 6: All right.

1316
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 4: Let's set Newbie week often to the sunset the right way,

1317
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 4: with good luck. Your time starts now. Today is backwards

1318
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 4: day in reverse order? What are the last three letters

1319
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 4: of the alphabetyx the phrase.

1320
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 6: The phrase feeling blue comes from what activity.

1321
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 8: Path?

1322
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 4: Which author has had the most adapted books turned into

1323
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 4: TV and movies. Is it Stephen King or Shakespeare?

1324
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 12: Stephen?

1325
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 4: The Golf Hall of Fame is located in what warm

1326
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 4: Weather state, California.

1327
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 6: One Giant Leap is the autobiography written about what.

1328
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 8: Astronaut Neil Armstronge.

1329
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 6: All right, Rebecca, well done. Okay, there she didn't I

1330
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 6: didn't even call her in Brook just into the studio.

1331
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 4: Okay, she was very eager. Let's learn a little bit

1332
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 4: more about Rebecca as our final newbie. Apparently Rebecca likes

1333
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 4: to read and go to concerts. What books are you

1334
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 4: reading lately, Rebecca?

1335
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I've been reading the Stephanie Plum novels.

1336
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 12: It's a girl and she's a bounty hunter.

1337
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds fun. Oh it's like a page churner.

1338
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1339
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 4: Also sounds like Brook. Maybe a good future occupation once

1340
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 4: this job eventual. Yeah, female bounty hunter.

1341
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 1: I don't know I could go with bounty hunter. I

1342
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: don't think it's as sexy in real life. It's more

1343
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 1: like kind of dog the bounty hunter style.

1344
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 3: Than in the real world.

1345
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 7: You look great with the mullindo.

1346
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 4: I mean, Rebecca, when you're reading this novel, do you

1347
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 4: envision Brook as the main character?

1348
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 8: Of him. Oh yeah, she could definitely be the bounty hunter.

1349
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 4: Before we get too deep into your future career. Yeah,

1350
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 4: let's get to the next set of questions. You ready, Brook, Yes,

1351
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 4: your time starts now. Today is backwards day in reverse order.

1352
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 4: What are the last three letters of the alphabet x, Y,

1353
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 4: Z y. The phrase feeling blue comes from what activity?

1354
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 2: Uh?

1355
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 6: Oh my wow?

1356
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 4: Which author has had the most adapted books turned into

1357
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Speaker 4: TV and movies? Is it Stephen King or Shakespeare? The

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Speaker 4: Golf Hall of Fame is located in what.

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Speaker 6: Warm weather state, Florida.

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Speaker 4: One Giant Leap is the autobiography written about what astronaut?

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Speaker 4: Oh man, it's super depressed after that round of questions.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully this gets more uplifting when we go to.

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Speaker 6: The scoreboard with Jose.

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Speaker 5: If you follow the couch coach, you can be as

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Speaker 5: fat as me someday.

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Speaker 7: Rebecca, you got to correct today?

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Speaker 6: Oh? I know, solid, very good, pretty sure?

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Speaker 1: I got that first one right?

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Speaker 3: And Brooke, you got three.

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Speaker 5: Wins?

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Speaker 4: Oh, Rebecca, I'm sorry, just not enough today. Let's go

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Speaker 4: over the answers. Today's backwards day in reverse order. The

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Speaker 4: last three letters of the alphabet are z, y, X.

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Speaker 6: School, Brook got there eventually.

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Speaker 4: The phrase feeling blue comes from the activity of sailing.

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Speaker 6: I don't normally describe drowning as an.

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Speaker 4: Activity, but maybe I don't know what books calendar looks

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Speaker 4: like for her kids, Like, Hey, kids, we're going to

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Speaker 4: the beach.

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Speaker 6: Guess what we're doing.

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Speaker 7: Technically your last activity.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 4: But the fun fact is, whenever a ship lost its captain,

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Speaker 4: sailors at sea would raise.

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Speaker 6: Up blue flags.

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Speaker 11: So they were sad.

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Speaker 6: They were feeling blue.

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Speaker 1: Question, so it's still dark, yeah, drowning.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The author who had the most adapted books turned into

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Speaker 4: TV and movies would be Shakespeare, with eight hundred and

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Speaker 4: thirty one different television shows and movies. The Golf Hall

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Speaker 4: of Fame is located in the warm weather state of Florida.

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Speaker 6: Obviously.

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Speaker 4: The One Giant Leap is the autobiography written about Neil

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Speaker 4: Armstrong after his famous line one small step for man,

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Speaker 4: one giant leap for mankind.

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Speaker 6: So, Rebecca, it was not quite enough to beat Brook,

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Speaker 6: but just we're playing.

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Speaker 4: We are giving you a pair of tickets to see

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Speaker 4: Creed at the White River Amphitheater as part of their

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Speaker 4: Summer of ninety nine tour.

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Speaker 8: Awesome.

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Speaker 6: Thank you Yeah, Rebecca, We're

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Speaker 4: Gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday, brooking

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning