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Speaker 1: with maximum uptime and simplicity. It's another twenty five. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Marks and I'm calling for Sarah. Yeah, Hey, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: how are you today? Good? How can I help you? Well?

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've met before, but I'm friends with

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Speaker 1: Professor Starks over at Community College. Oh okay, all right, hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he told me that you do some nude modeling

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Speaker 1: for his art class. That is very true, and you

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. Yeah, I mean I've done it for a

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Speaker 1: couple of years. Awesome. So here's the thing. I work

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Speaker 1: as an elementary school teacher and I think that we

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Speaker 1: could use your services as well. So I'm interested in

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Speaker 1: hiring you for a little modeling at an element to school. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would like to hire you as a nude art

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Speaker 1: model for my second grade art class. Are you interested?

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Speaker 1: Second grade? That seems as a little young. Well I

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Speaker 1: see how you could say that, but the kids in

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Speaker 1: my class have been dying for a challenge lately, and

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Speaker 1: they brought a nude modeling to them. Yeah, they've mastered

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Speaker 1: the whole fruit in a bowl thing. They're really gifted

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Speaker 1: and they need something to hold their attention, and I

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Speaker 1: figured a nude model would be perfect for that. I

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Speaker 1: are parents on board with this, yes, yes, well, I

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Speaker 1: haven't talked to them about it yet, but I'm planning

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Speaker 1: on getting everything in a row first, and I know

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Speaker 1: it sounds you're gonna get some release forms. I think.

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds a little unconventional, but I think

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Speaker 1: the young minds will be expanding as soon as they

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Speaker 1: see your naked body. Can you not say the phrase

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Speaker 1: my naked body? It just sounds little creepy to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I am kind of new to

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Speaker 1: this whole naked body naked model things, so I don't

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Speaker 1: know exactly how I should say. What made you think

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Speaker 1: of this idea for young kids? Well, because I have

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Speaker 1: some kids who don't pay attention in class right, And

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Speaker 1: one of them is a seven year old named Willie.

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Speaker 1: And Willie is always his mind wanders other places. And

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Speaker 1: I talked to him. I said, Willy, would you be

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Speaker 1: interested if I had a nude model in here? For

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Speaker 1: you to draw, and he told me that even if

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Speaker 1: he's throwing up that day, there's no way he's going

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Speaker 1: to miss class. I think Willie would be more interested

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Speaker 1: in legos than a nude body that you know what,

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Speaker 1: And this is why I got on the phone with you.

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Speaker 1: That is a great point. Instead of having the students

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Speaker 1: draw your naked body, I could have them make a

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Speaker 1: little lego statue. Okay, no way, you are kidding me

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Speaker 1: right now. No, I'm not. And it is a great idea,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. There's no way I'm going to

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Speaker 1: do this. I feel real uncomfortable about being naked around

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Speaker 1: a bunch of younger kids and then them creating lego

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Speaker 1: structures of me, like I've never in all my years

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Speaker 1: dude modeling, you've heard of anything like this? Well, it

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Speaker 1: could be something new and innovative. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: innovative it really is. It just sounds to me like

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Speaker 1: totally inappropriate, wicked, creepy, and you're putting me in a

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Speaker 1: very strange situation. And I think I'd be putting every

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Speaker 1: parent that would find out you were doing this in

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Speaker 1: a very bad situation. I actually did run it by

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Speaker 1: a few parents and there are quite a few of

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Speaker 1: the fathers that would like to come in from Oh,

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Speaker 1: that wrote me out. You've been talking to the fathers

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Speaker 1: about bringing in the nude model. Yeah, and great clients. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and they're excited about it. And I don't get a

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Speaker 1: lot of parents that take an active interest in their

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Speaker 1: kids education. And the father said they'd be more than

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Speaker 1: willing to come in and sit down and watch in

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Speaker 1: art class. Oh, of course the father would be totally

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Speaker 1: more than okay with sitting by and watching a naked girl.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the dad's gonna want to go see that.

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Speaker 1: Incredibly perverted I don't I don't see how you don't

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Speaker 1: see that. I will pay you double No, fine, you

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Speaker 1: drive a hard bargain. I'll pay you a triple what

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Speaker 1: you normally get paid. I just want you to know

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Speaker 1: that I am officially detwining this offer. Really yes, Wow,

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Speaker 1: well I thought decline and you call and you call

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Speaker 1: yourself a fan of the arts. I'll have you know.

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Speaker 1: You've let every kid in my class down. Now. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I let a group of second graders

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Speaker 1: down and then they don't get to see my naked body.

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Speaker 1: I hope you feel good. I hope you feel good

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Speaker 1: about yourself. And now you know what I have to do.

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Speaker 1: I have to do the nude modeling in your place,

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Speaker 1: and that's and that's not going to be fun for anybody.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about. I promised my class a

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Speaker 1: nude model and that's what they're gonna get. And unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: because you won't do it, I have to do it myself. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need to get your name, your number, because somebody

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Speaker 1: needs to know that this is going to happen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what school do you work for? I don't work for

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Speaker 1: a school. Actually, I work for a radio station. What

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you? What your sister

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Speaker 1: Grace set you up? No way? Yeah. Oh she told

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Speaker 1: me that you do nude modeling at call just sometimes

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Speaker 1: and wanted me to prank you. I cannot please do that,

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Speaker 1: but hey, if you won't do it in an elementary school,

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Speaker 1: what about a radio studio just me and you. You'd

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Speaker 1: like that, wouldn't you. No, not at all. It's just

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Speaker 1: for the art, just for the arts. Wake up every

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