1
00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:06,400
Speaker 1: Is everybody here? Are you rolling? Hello? Let's go? Did

2
00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,400
Speaker 1: you start your thing? I did? I started it right now?

3
00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:09,879
Speaker 1: Introduced our guest.

4
00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,520
Speaker 2: No, no, you start the show and they introduced themselves.

5
00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:12,840
Speaker 1: Have you?

6
00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:15,040
Speaker 2: Is this the first time you've had a guest on

7
00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:15,840
Speaker 2: the damn show?

8
00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm not a host, and I also need my next endeload?

9
00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:19,800
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

10
00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:20,440
Speaker 2: Oh?

11
00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,119
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You're not a host?

12
00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,079
Speaker 3: You're lyrics.

13
00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,440
Speaker 1: Bones is a host, Lunch is a co host. Zach

14
00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:32,560
Speaker 1: is a co host or host host. Wow, see, guys,

15
00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm a producer. I don't know these No. No, but

16
00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,400
Speaker 1: you're on this podcast. You're a host. You host this podcast.

17
00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:38,880
Speaker 1: You help.

18
00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,519
Speaker 2: I don't understand like you. I think we've never had

19
00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,000
Speaker 2: a guest before. He's like, you didn't introduce the guest. Well,

20
00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,640
Speaker 2: we haven't even started the damn pod yet.

21
00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it hasn't even started, so you.

22
00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:51,120
Speaker 2: Haven't even hit the intro music, So how could I

23
00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,760
Speaker 2: introduce the guest? There it is? You hear that music?

24
00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,000
Speaker 2: Oh you don't have ears in man?

25
00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,480
Speaker 1: You played along though, He goes, Oh, I hear it

26
00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,440
Speaker 1: so awesome. This is good. I love that beat. All Right,

27
00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna do our intro and then think of one.

28
00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,040
Speaker 1: You just gotta say your name, where you're from, something interesting.

29
00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,240
Speaker 1: You can maybe take something from what we say. We

30
00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,679
Speaker 1: have an invisible intern named Arnold, so we'll refer to him.

31
00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,160
Speaker 2: You don't have to tell him all this, Okay, you

32
00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,080
Speaker 2: can just do it and he is listen. I think

33
00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,080
Speaker 2: Zach is a capable human being that he can pick

34
00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,400
Speaker 2: up on things like he's not a toddler. We have

35
00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,600
Speaker 2: to tell him six different things to do one.

36
00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,120
Speaker 4: Well, I will say I'm glad that you told me

37
00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,640
Speaker 4: about Arnold because I would be looking around the studio

38
00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,080
Speaker 4: being like, where is this person and who are they?

39
00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,399
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, Arnold got a little too drunk on Sunday Funday.

40
00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,759
Speaker 1: He is not here. He will be back on Wednesday.

41
00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,080
Speaker 1: We always tend to give him the Mondays off just

42
00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,600
Speaker 1: because he goes a little too hard on the weekend.

43
00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,679
Speaker 1: But we're gonna do it live. We oh the one,

44
00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,520
Speaker 1: two three, So loser.

45
00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,520
Speaker 3: I didn't know there was a chance. I'm sorry I

46
00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,080
Speaker 3: missed that one.

47
00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, what up? Everybody? I have lunchbox.

48
00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,520
Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

49
00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,120
Speaker 2: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much.

50
00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,760
Speaker 1: Genius, y'all. I'm gonna go next, Zach, your third, So

51
00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,920
Speaker 1: get to thinking. This is called vamping, so that you're

52
00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,640
Speaker 1: able to think. This is something that Bones does. I

53
00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,120
Speaker 1: learned it from him. What up, y'all. It is Sisson

54
00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,399
Speaker 1: from the North, Alpha Male. I live on the north

55
00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,360
Speaker 1: side of Nashville Broadway. Girl met her, got married to her.

56
00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,399
Speaker 1: We now live in the country. We have two point

57
00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,280
Speaker 1: two acres of white picket fence. We're gonna have two

58
00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,600
Speaker 1: point five kids, and I will die of a heart

59
00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,280
Speaker 1: attack before I'm seventy two. Over to you, Zach.

60
00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:30,239
Speaker 4: That was quite the obituary. Not expecting that catalog. Hey,

61
00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,800
Speaker 4: have you ever been around Ray for more than ten minutes?

62
00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,720
Speaker 2: No, when he has the most stressed out human being

63
00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,200
Speaker 2: you will ever meet in your life.

64
00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,000
Speaker 4: Also the fact that you said, Alpha Male, I'm sorry, Ray,

65
00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,919
Speaker 4: I love you so much. I would have never.

66
00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,840
Speaker 3: Thought that about you.

67
00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:44,919
Speaker 1: Oh.

68
00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,680
Speaker 4: By the way, Hi, I'm Zach, born and raised in Nashville.

69
00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,600
Speaker 4: I have a fake hip. That's about it. The most

70
00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,560
Speaker 4: interesting part about me.

71
00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,840
Speaker 1: Pretty good, really well done, really well done.

72
00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,960
Speaker 3: Thank you. Oh and my mom was in the Olympics.

73
00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,760
Speaker 1: What do you remember what Olympics?

74
00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, nineteen eighty eight Soccer Olympics.

75
00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,680
Speaker 1: Was that Nagano? Nagano was winter.

76
00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,079
Speaker 3: I don't even know where that is.

77
00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:10,520
Speaker 2: What was that Vancouver? It was probably Atlanta or Atlanta

78
00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,080
Speaker 2: was like ninety six? Okay, probably Los Angeles.

79
00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,680
Speaker 3: I think it was Atlanta. What I think?

80
00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:16,840
Speaker 1: So?

81
00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:17,840
Speaker 3: I don't know.

82
00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,280
Speaker 2: Google, How could it be Atlanta when the Richard Jewel

83
00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,400
Speaker 2: bombing was ninety six? You know, Richard Jewel didn't even

84
00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,400
Speaker 2: do it. You remember that name. He's the one they

85
00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,440
Speaker 2: got charged. I have no idea if they ever found

86
00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,760
Speaker 2: out who did it, but he didn't do it, do

87
00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,080
Speaker 2: we need to open an investigation? I'm pretty sure he

88
00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,880
Speaker 2: didn't do it, but his name is synonymous with the

89
00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,440
Speaker 2: Atlanta bombing at the Olympics.

90
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:42,840
Speaker 4: Well, I lied because they were in Asia. So where Seul?

91
00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,160
Speaker 4: South Korea? Oh wow, yeah, it's.

92
00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,320
Speaker 1: Better than going to North Korea. Never once at a

93
00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,600
Speaker 1: dinner table discussion you said, hey, mom, what Olympics were

94
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:52,920
Speaker 1: you in?

95
00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,400
Speaker 4: I know she was in nineteen eighty eight Olympics. I

96
00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,520
Speaker 4: didn't ask her. Where did she ever.

97
00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,640
Speaker 1: Play in the World Cup or did they?

98
00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

99
00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,680
Speaker 3: I know she's a bad bitch.

100
00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:06,080
Speaker 1: You just became the least interesting member of your entire family.

101
00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,680
Speaker 3: I knew that when I came out of the womb.

102
00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,360
Speaker 1: Oh do you have any siblings?

103
00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:17,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm one of eight. You're one of eight, I know,

104
00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,240
Speaker 4: and I'm the best one.

105
00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,120
Speaker 1: There is no way you guys are all full blood

106
00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,640
Speaker 1: eight They've got to be adopted or no.

107
00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,880
Speaker 4: They're not all full blood. So there's three of us

108
00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,919
Speaker 4: from my mom and five for my stepdad. So there's

109
00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:28,760
Speaker 4: eight together.

110
00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,919
Speaker 1: Still an accomplishment. Oh my gosh, Brady.

111
00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,920
Speaker 2: But I thought your mom pushed out eight children and

112
00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,360
Speaker 2: I was going to be like how I was texting

113
00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,320
Speaker 2: my wife.

114
00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,960
Speaker 1: We got five to go.

115
00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:42,039
Speaker 3: You do have a lot of kids.

116
00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,000
Speaker 1: No, I only have three.

117
00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:43,480
Speaker 3: That's a lot.

118
00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,640
Speaker 1: But you realized that was common during when we were

119
00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,680
Speaker 1: growing up. Look at you eight. I was three, he

120
00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,960
Speaker 1: was three, but he was really Did eight people live

121
00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,040
Speaker 1: on your roof? Or were those kids older like with your.

122
00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,120
Speaker 3: State lived under our roof?

123
00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:53,719
Speaker 1: Oh?

124
00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,000
Speaker 4: So they were like from his first related from his

125
00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,880
Speaker 4: first marriage or whatever she was.

126
00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,680
Speaker 1: And how old are they? Way than you?

127
00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,760
Speaker 3: I think the oldest one is like eight years older

128
00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,000
Speaker 3: than me.

129
00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:04,960
Speaker 1: Wow.

130
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,480
Speaker 4: So they were getting it on a good honey because

131
00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,919
Speaker 4: they were popping them out.

132
00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,919
Speaker 1: And two different families will make it more but still

133
00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,400
Speaker 1: five though from the other marriage.

134
00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I little horn dog over there?

135
00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,880
Speaker 2: Do you still talk to those siblings? No?

136
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,760
Speaker 1: All right, I feel like this is a therapy session. Right,

137
00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,200
Speaker 1: let's go down a road that there's no impromptu.

138
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:26,680
Speaker 3: I have a question for you.

139
00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,080
Speaker 4: I was actually thinking about this earlier today, and I

140
00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,040
Speaker 4: figured that lunchbox would be the perfect person to ask.

141
00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,080
Speaker 3: Do you use condoms?

142
00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,800
Speaker 1: I was my wife? No?

143
00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,280
Speaker 3: When else would you use them?

144
00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,960
Speaker 1: No? I do not. Why would I use them?

145
00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,560
Speaker 4: Clearly you don't. You have so many kids, But why

146
00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,240
Speaker 4: would I use them? I'm married to prevent more children?

147
00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,760
Speaker 4: Oh well no, I don't. Why did you think? Who

148
00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,599
Speaker 4: did you think about that? You were just thinking in general?

149
00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,200
Speaker 4: Do people use condoms still? Or I'm very confused. I

150
00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,840
Speaker 4: went to a bar of the weekend and they had

151
00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,320
Speaker 4: like a bowl of condoms in the bathroom, and I thought,

152
00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,960
Speaker 4: I've never put one on before in my entire life.

153
00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,480
Speaker 4: So I took it home and I was like, I

154
00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,880
Speaker 4: have to go home and put a condom on because

155
00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,160
Speaker 4: I've never put one on.

156
00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,719
Speaker 1: Is this a topic on the morning show?

157
00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,800
Speaker 2: No, let me get a banana. I'm gonna show you

158
00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,800
Speaker 2: how to do it. But you have never go get

159
00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,240
Speaker 2: one of your bananas for lunch. You have never put

160
00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,039
Speaker 2: a condom on before this weekend.

161
00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:31,120
Speaker 1: No, the nodule goes at the very end. I am

162
00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,680
Speaker 1: very connoded. I'm very confused by this.

163
00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,920
Speaker 2: Why you never like, at any point, were like, man,

164
00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,640
Speaker 2: I need to see what this is.

165
00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:43,080
Speaker 4: And I never thought about it until it was free

166
00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,480
Speaker 4: at the bar, and I was like, let me put

167
00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,800
Speaker 4: this on and see what it feels like.

168
00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,000
Speaker 3: Zero out of ten recommend.

169
00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,719
Speaker 2: But also, don't you have to worry like you never? Like,

170
00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:56,600
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know this. So are you gay.

171
00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,520
Speaker 3: Now? My boyfriend is.

172
00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:04,960
Speaker 2: Okay, So my question is, so with the guy, you'd

173
00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,040
Speaker 2: never used a condom?

174
00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,000
Speaker 3: No, huh, what do I have to risk? I can't

175
00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:10,800
Speaker 3: get pregnant.

176
00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:14,240
Speaker 2: No, not about pregnant. I thought more of STDs. I

177
00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,840
Speaker 2: thought maybe guys. I don't know, I don't know if

178
00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,400
Speaker 2: guys use them because of STDs, but I always thought

179
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,440
Speaker 2: that maybe you did.

180
00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:22,960
Speaker 1: Because of that reason.

181
00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,880
Speaker 4: I feel like more promiscuous people probably should use them.

182
00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,040
Speaker 4: But I'm very proud of the fact that I've only

183
00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,680
Speaker 4: slept with two people in my whole life.

184
00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes a difference.

185
00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, like my ex boyfriend and my current boyfriend.

186
00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,800
Speaker 1: Got to hear any sound effects, but I just did

187
00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,840
Speaker 1: this slow clap for that.

188
00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,040
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you.

189
00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:40,600
Speaker 1: Yes.

190
00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,760
Speaker 3: Then we go around the room and say our number.

191
00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,000
Speaker 1: Ray, our body count.

192
00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,560
Speaker 3: That's your body count?

193
00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,480
Speaker 1: Right, my wife might listen to this podcast.

194
00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:48,840
Speaker 3: Okay.

195
00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,280
Speaker 4: That was another thing that I thought was weird that

196
00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,960
Speaker 4: straight people don't talk about this in your relationship. You

197
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000
Speaker 4: have no idea how many people your wife has been with.

198
00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,280
Speaker 1: Now that's different.

199
00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,720
Speaker 2: My wife was not as crazy and as I was,

200
00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,440
Speaker 2: so it's a little bit different.

201
00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,440
Speaker 4: So you don't want to have the conversation because you

202
00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,400
Speaker 4: would be embarrassed.

203
00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,280
Speaker 1: No, no, not embarrassed. There's just no reason to have it.

204
00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,200
Speaker 1: But why not? There's how many belts on your belt

205
00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:11,600
Speaker 1: do you have?

206
00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,320
Speaker 4: I want to know your entire past and how good

207
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,760
Speaker 4: were they. I need to know the conversation.

208
00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,640
Speaker 1: That's different than your relationship in mind do My wife

209
00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,480
Speaker 1: doesn't let me talk about any ex girlfriends. Really, I've

210
00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,080
Speaker 1: never said a crazy memory, good or bad. When it

211
00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,560
Speaker 1: comes to that, she shuts it down right away, and

212
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,400
Speaker 1: so we haven't talked in years about exses.

213
00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:32,720
Speaker 4: Okay, can you just say one excess name Deanna. You

214
00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,640
Speaker 4: just made that up?

215
00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,040
Speaker 1: No, it really is Okay?

216
00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,120
Speaker 3: Was she crazy?

217
00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:38,400
Speaker 1: No? But I mean there would just be stuff where

218
00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,280
Speaker 1: I could almost make fun of her, or I could

219
00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,760
Speaker 1: say a fun memory my wife.

220
00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's an ex it's in the past. Leave

221
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000
Speaker 2: it there, your wife.

222
00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,440
Speaker 3: You're not even wearing a wedding.

223
00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,520
Speaker 1: Ar I should be. Here's my thing? Like, canut anything

224
00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:51,880
Speaker 1: else out on this podcast? What's your body count? Where's

225
00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,760
Speaker 1: your wedding ring? I need to know everything about you?

226
00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:55,920
Speaker 1: What about my wedding ring?

227
00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,600
Speaker 3: Where is it at my house?

228
00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,760
Speaker 1: Why aren't you wearing I don't wear dude? Are those

229
00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,400
Speaker 1: things that the most annoying thing? They're the most annoying

230
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:01,800
Speaker 1: thing in the world.

231
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:06,400
Speaker 3: I'm not married. Why not call my boyfriend and ask him?

232
00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:07,720
Speaker 1: How long have you guys been together?

233
00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,360
Speaker 3: It'll be eight years in June.

234
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,000
Speaker 1: Do you guys plan to get married? Maybe? Does he

235
00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,000
Speaker 1: not think you're the one?

236
00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,040
Speaker 4: No, we've talked about it. But we have everything already.

237
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,200
Speaker 4: We have a house together, we have dogs together, life

238
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,360
Speaker 4: insurance policies. What changes when you get married? A piece

239
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,160
Speaker 4: of paper.

240
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,640
Speaker 1: It's called a ring and a ring. See that's the thing.

241
00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:29,080
Speaker 3: Like, I don't and a ring. Clearly it's not that important.

242
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,080
Speaker 1: Neither of you wear that, and here's the deal, open

243
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,840
Speaker 1: you to masses. It's a popular phrase. People just do

244
00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,480
Speaker 1: it because they have no idea what else to do,

245
00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,959
Speaker 1: and they follow each other. It's called shepherdy and flock

246
00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,040
Speaker 1: people you can't think for themselves. You really, why do

247
00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,839
Speaker 1: you need to get married? Is it a biblical thing?

248
00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:43,840
Speaker 1: What is the reason for it?

249
00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,840
Speaker 3: I literally have no idea. That's why we're not.

250
00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,600
Speaker 1: I think what about taxes? You guys do separate taxes.

251
00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,000
Speaker 1: We do, Okay, we do a separate text. It make

252
00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,280
Speaker 1: that easier. The money thing, maybe.

253
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,880
Speaker 4: Well, if we got married, I would have a lot

254
00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,880
Speaker 4: more money because I would have access to his account.

255
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,000
Speaker 1: Then we need to start on that.

256
00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,480
Speaker 3: I know.

257
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,280
Speaker 1: That's the thing. My wedding ring, they're annoying. I've never

258
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,720
Speaker 1: worn like, I've never worn a watch.

259
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,440
Speaker 2: I don't wear anything, and so getting married, I put

260
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,520
Speaker 2: that ring on and I just constantly would take it

261
00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,280
Speaker 2: off and mess with it, and it's just so annoying.

262
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,120
Speaker 2: And so I just all right, whenever we're going to

263
00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,080
Speaker 2: a nice event, like if we're going out to dinner

264
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,199
Speaker 2: me and her, I will put it on. If we're

265
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,240
Speaker 2: going to a wedding, I will put it on. But

266
00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:21,800
Speaker 2: if I'm going to a work function where I'm dressed up,

267
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,680
Speaker 2: I'll put it on. But normal everyday life, I don't

268
00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:25,040
Speaker 2: wear it.

269
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,280
Speaker 1: Dude, and try almost losing the thing. I was partying

270
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,680
Speaker 1: with Billy at his house and dropped it for whatever reason.

271
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:35,800
Speaker 1: We were drinking stuff. Billy Billy amazing people on the

272
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,640
Speaker 1: pod know, but he's from Austin and we were partying hard.

273
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,240
Speaker 1: I accidentally dropped it. It landed next to the trash

274
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,280
Speaker 1: can in his house and Baser find or Billy found

275
00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,440
Speaker 1: it there, Thank god, dude, Baser was offended by it.

276
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,160
Speaker 1: My wife, how do I know that the ring fell

277
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,920
Speaker 1: off my finger and it just so happened to be

278
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,079
Speaker 1: adjacent to the trash can.

279
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,840
Speaker 3: She thought you were trying to throw it away?

280
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,520
Speaker 1: No, but it was just a bad look. My ring's

281
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,120
Speaker 1: just thrown on a party floor. Yeah. So for that reason,

282
00:10:59,120 --> 00:10:59,720
Speaker 1: I don't wear them.

283
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,280
Speaker 2: I do.

284
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,480
Speaker 1: I wear events. I will.

285
00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:02,960
Speaker 2: There was this dude that used to be on this

286
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,200
Speaker 2: podcast because it used to be a three headed monster

287
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,000
Speaker 2: who was the other one Now we don't know his name.

288
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,280
Speaker 3: Arnold.

289
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,839
Speaker 2: No, Arnold was always the intern but he's kind of

290
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,679
Speaker 2: balding on top and kind of got a big nose,

291
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:20,400
Speaker 2: talks like this, and we explained him so glowingly. We

292
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,959
Speaker 2: were golfing together one time, and when you're golfing, it's

293
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,280
Speaker 2: hard to grip the golf club with your ring on,

294
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,440
Speaker 2: so he put it in the golf cart. We get done,

295
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,600
Speaker 2: we're getting out in our car after the eighteen holes, and.

296
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,559
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, crap, man, my ring is not here.

297
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,280
Speaker 1: It's not here. He's like, I'm not to go back

298
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,880
Speaker 1: and look for it. I'm like, where are you going

299
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,520
Speaker 1: to look? He was like, I'm going to He was like, are.

300
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,679
Speaker 3: You going to drive the entire golf course and look

301
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,160
Speaker 3: through the grass.

302
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,560
Speaker 1: To not face the wrath? Yes?

303
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,679
Speaker 2: He spent over an hour re driving the golf course

304
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,920
Speaker 2: and thinking exactly where he drove the golf court all

305
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,760
Speaker 2: eighteen holes.

306
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,120
Speaker 1: Did he find it? No?

307
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,800
Speaker 2: Did he go back the next day and try again, yes?

308
00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,560
Speaker 2: Did he find it?

309
00:11:59,760 --> 00:11:59,920
Speaker 1: No?

310
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,600
Speaker 2: And then he had to go to his wife and

311
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,040
Speaker 2: tell him he lost it at the golf course. I mean,

312
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:09,000
Speaker 2: that's just so much stress, Like I all are stressing

313
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,800
Speaker 2: me out now. I never want to get married. And

314
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,000
Speaker 2: thank you for convincing me that's what I need to do.

315
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,520
Speaker 1: And I got one that has diamonds on it. It's

316
00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:18,480
Speaker 1: it's it. It didn't I think they were cubic.

317
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,040
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, money drops.

318
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,240
Speaker 1: So it flashy. It's the most uncomfortable one in the bunch.

319
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,280
Speaker 1: The rubber ones are way better than the flashy one.

320
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,920
Speaker 1: So I only wear that thing to weddings.

321
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,880
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I'm saying, Like I have a like,

322
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,960
Speaker 2: I guess it's metal. I don't know is it.

323
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of like what is it?

324
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,920
Speaker 2: Like it is titanium, maybe titanium, And so I put

325
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,319
Speaker 2: it on when I go to a nice event.

326
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,199
Speaker 1: No need to wear it when I'm going for a run.

327
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,840
Speaker 2: Like, how weird does that look with me? With this

328
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,160
Speaker 2: titanium ring when I'm going for I just feel.

329
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,560
Speaker 3: Like, if you're married, you should be proud of it.

330
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,280
Speaker 3: And where you're ring.

331
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,120
Speaker 1: The best thing is we'll get in a conversation with

332
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,239
Speaker 1: people and she sometimes doesn't wear her ring because it's uncomfortable,

333
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,360
Speaker 1: and so we'll be at a dinner or something we're like, oh, yeah,

334
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,120
Speaker 1: we're happily married, and then we both at the same

335
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,040
Speaker 1: time look at our fingers. Neither one of us are

336
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,360
Speaker 1: wearing a ring, like we're cheating on our partners.

337
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,839
Speaker 3: You, I would definitely call you out.

338
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife sometimes we'll go out. I'm so sorry

339
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,000
Speaker 2: I forgot to wear my ring. I'm like, doesn't matter

340
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,839
Speaker 2: to me, Like, I don't give a crap. You wear

341
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,840
Speaker 2: your ring, Like, what difference does it make? It just

342
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,600
Speaker 2: because you have the ring on, it changes nothing.

343
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,480
Speaker 3: It doesn't change anything. But how much money did you

344
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,360
Speaker 3: spend on that ring?

345
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,520
Speaker 1: More than I should have?

346
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,960
Speaker 4: Right, so now it's just sitting there, like ten thousand

347
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,440
Speaker 4: dollars on the dresser over there.

348
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,360
Speaker 1: Things we've talked about this podcast Body Counts, how much

349
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,200
Speaker 1: you spend on a ring? And are you married? Wow,

350
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,480
Speaker 1: we've covered it all. And also how do you properly

351
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,440
Speaker 1: put on a con No?

352
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,120
Speaker 2: We also talked about the Olympics in Seoul, South Korea

353
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,160
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty eight.

354
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a condom in my bag. Can you

355
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,840
Speaker 4: teach me how to put it on?

356
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,320
Speaker 1: Go get your breakfast?

357
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,960
Speaker 2: And I got a question. Did you go home and

358
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,680
Speaker 2: just like look in the mirror and try this on?

359
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,959
Speaker 2: I'm so confused, Like, what in the hell.

360
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,720
Speaker 1: You never answered my question? Do you guys talk about

361
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,400
Speaker 1: are you allowed to talk about stuff like that on

362
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,880
Speaker 1: your morning show or is that a little risky?

363
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,760
Speaker 4: That is way too We got little kiddos in the car.

364
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,720
Speaker 4: That's not happening.

365
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,520
Speaker 2: Well, I say, we have little kids that listen to

366
00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,160
Speaker 2: this podcast, so this is gonna be fantastic.

367
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,680
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, children, it was all my fault.

368
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,960
Speaker 2: So what bar were you? I've never seen them hand

369
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,880
Speaker 2: it out at a bar and a bowl in the bathroom.

370
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,240
Speaker 1: Never.

371
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,439
Speaker 3: It was that Frankie J's in Germantown.

372
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,440
Speaker 1: And do they have a bathroom attendant?

373
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,720
Speaker 3: No they don't, Thank god.

374
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,080
Speaker 2: I those are the most annoying things in the world.

375
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,600
Speaker 4: And I never carry cash, so then I feel awful,

376
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,200
Speaker 4: like you're peeing at the urinal.

377
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,160
Speaker 3: They come up and they start like lint rolling your.

378
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,360
Speaker 4: Back, so you feel like you have to give them

379
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,000
Speaker 4: like a dollar or two, and I have no cash.

380
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,200
Speaker 1: Well, the advent of Venmo has to put them out

381
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,480
Speaker 1: of business. They must make no money anymore.

382
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,360
Speaker 2: They got to have a code, a little what do

383
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,280
Speaker 2: you call them? A UPC is like a q QR code.

384
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,280
Speaker 2: That's what it's gone. Not UPC that's at the grocery store. Uh.

385
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,080
Speaker 1: They probably do.

386
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,520
Speaker 2: But what is so annoying is they act like they

387
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,880
Speaker 2: are doing you such a service.

388
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,440
Speaker 1: They turn on the water.

389
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,640
Speaker 2: Yo, jackass, I can turn on the water.

390
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,720
Speaker 1: It ain't that freaking hard for me to just turn

391
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,520
Speaker 1: that little knob and put the water on. Like they

392
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,200
Speaker 1: hand you the two things to wash your hand. Is

393
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,520
Speaker 1: that not a little convenient they you don't have to

394
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,920
Speaker 1: go up to it and fight it. No.

395
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,760
Speaker 3: I don't like it when they they squirt the soap

396
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,360
Speaker 3: in your hand.

397
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,920
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, I can I can just hand hold

398
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,360
Speaker 2: my hand underneath the soap dispenser. It'll squirt it out.

399
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,640
Speaker 2: And then they hand you the paper towel like, oh,

400
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,040
Speaker 2: you saved me a whole half a second of region

401
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:21,960
Speaker 2: over and grabbing my own paper towel. I'm not saying

402
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,080
Speaker 2: about the men, if I take a Minute's different the cologne.

403
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,280
Speaker 1: I've never used their cologne in my life.

404
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,640
Speaker 3: Bathroom cologne ray a.

405
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,920
Speaker 1: Little pump to the neck if you're feeling a little sweaty.

406
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,840
Speaker 4: It's this is why he's alpha male over here wearing

407
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,040
Speaker 4: bathroom colonne.

408
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,240
Speaker 1: Hey man, what's that sent? Where'd you get it? Bathroom man?

409
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,280
Speaker 1: Do the women have an attendant?

410
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,920
Speaker 2: I don't think women have an attendant.

411
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,720
Speaker 3: I think they do.

412
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,960
Speaker 4: Know why why do you look so confused? Why do

413
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,440
Speaker 4: you think only men need a bathroom attendant?

414
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,480
Speaker 2: Because women are a lot more put together, and they

415
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,480
Speaker 2: carry a lot of that stuff with them in their purses.

416
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,360
Speaker 2: Men are slobs, so they don't have anything. They have

417
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,200
Speaker 2: nothing with them, so they rely on this dude in

418
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,040
Speaker 2: the bathroom to provide them with the essentials, gum mint.

419
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what else he sells the essentials.

420
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,200
Speaker 4: This is what I think the bathroom attendant should do.

421
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,960
Speaker 4: Every time I walk in the bathroom, there's urine everywhere.

422
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,520
Speaker 4: The bathroom attendant should have to hold these people's wieners

423
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,320
Speaker 4: while they pee so that it doesn't go all over

424
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:20,880
Speaker 4: the bathroom.

425
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,920
Speaker 2: You know, it's no not the urine all over the bathroom.

426
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,320
Speaker 3: Right, is so uncomfortable.

427
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,000
Speaker 1: What is discussed in the laugh track the laugh track.

428
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,400
Speaker 2: What's disgusting to me is when people spit their gum

429
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,280
Speaker 2: in the urinal.

430
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,200
Speaker 3: I don't understand that.

431
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,560
Speaker 1: Like, explain that to.

432
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,240
Speaker 2: Me, Like you could spit it in the trash can

433
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:42,080
Speaker 2: when you're walking in, but that fifteen seconds, twenty seconds

434
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,080
Speaker 2: you're standing at the urinal.

435
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,200
Speaker 1: You decide, you know what, this gum's got no taste?

436
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,320
Speaker 2: Uh, do you realize that someone has to go in

437
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,440
Speaker 2: with their freaking hands and pick that out of the urinal?

438
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,520
Speaker 1: It's so disgusting.

439
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,600
Speaker 3: You're not wrong.

440
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,480
Speaker 2: Those bathroom attendants, they seem tried and true, like they're

441
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,680
Speaker 2: always there, They're gonna go through all elements, right.

442
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,360
Speaker 1: And they just stand there in the frong.

443
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,200
Speaker 2: Wrong.

444
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,080
Speaker 1: I set you up to be wrong there, dude. One

445
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,240
Speaker 1: time the toilets started flooding, they got the hell out

446
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,240
Speaker 1: of their dude all his stuff.

447
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,520
Speaker 2: It was it was at barstool and it was going

448
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,280
Speaker 2: two inches four inches six inches.

449
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,119
Speaker 1: Dude, he got all his ship and he got house.

450
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,359
Speaker 1: And this is not my problem. It is so funny

451
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,240
Speaker 1: he was gone.

452
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,560
Speaker 2: I mean I watched him and I'm just like, how

453
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,600
Speaker 2: many out like when they're sitting there, going, oh, where

454
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,280
Speaker 2: are you going to work?

455
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:24,680
Speaker 5: Uh?

456
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,200
Speaker 2: They work different clubs, different nights of the week. Are

457
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,600
Speaker 2: they assigned that bar? And how do they get that contract?

458
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,800
Speaker 1: Well, and my question is they just they have They

459
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,520
Speaker 1: just go into these bars. Hey, I'm gonna be at

460
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,440
Speaker 1: your and the the manager's cool with that.

461
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,959
Speaker 3: And do they bring their own mens and candy? How

462
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:39,760
Speaker 3: are they provided?

463
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,960
Speaker 1: No, they have to Like I.

464
00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:43,920
Speaker 4: See him at the dollar tree getting all the free

465
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,040
Speaker 4: all the candy to go to the bathroom with.

466
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,600
Speaker 2: And then do they have a cart? They bring it

467
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,959
Speaker 2: up with and then they set it up and then

468
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:49,920
Speaker 2: where do they put their cart?

469
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,240
Speaker 3: How many questions?

470
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,159
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. If we did have a younger

471
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,480
Speaker 1: morning show where you didn't have kids, I'm in the country,

472
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,720
Speaker 1: You're with a dude, a man you've been with forever.

473
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,879
Speaker 1: If we didn't have these lives, we could do a

474
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,640
Speaker 1: bit where one of us goes and see how much

475
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,800
Speaker 1: you can make being an attendant and how easy you'll

476
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,880
Speaker 1: do that, Like how funny would be to have lunchbox

477
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,680
Speaker 1: being an attendant at barstool? And then we could also

478
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,199
Speaker 1: learn how much did he make? What happened? Are people gross?

479
00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:13,040
Speaker 1: How many people spit their gum in the toilet?

480
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,000
Speaker 3: I think we should do this.

481
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,399
Speaker 2: I mean it's actually a great experiment or just to

482
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,040
Speaker 2: talk to them.

483
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,920
Speaker 1: The only problem is most of the time they don't

484
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,960
Speaker 1: speak English.

485
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,240
Speaker 4: In the bathroom the bathroom aintendant, No, you would be

486
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,720
Speaker 4: the bathroom I'm saying.

487
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,400
Speaker 2: I would like to just talk to a bathroom inintendant

488
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,719
Speaker 2: to see how much they make, Like what is the

489
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,560
Speaker 2: cost of all the goods they provide?

490
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,399
Speaker 1: Do they steal those tests?

491
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,040
Speaker 2: Like do they go buy that cologne or do they

492
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,399
Speaker 2: just is it brute Colonne and they just stick it

493
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,399
Speaker 2: in that expensive bottle?

494
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,679
Speaker 1: Dude? Some of them are real good.

495
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,200
Speaker 3: So yeah, some of them smell good.

496
00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,399
Speaker 1: Look for the red bottle. It's gonna be it's a

497
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,320
Speaker 1: Macy's when my wife has the female version.

498
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:51,000
Speaker 4: He's selling too this bathroom cologne Right now, I'm confused.

499
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. If they got spice bomb there in

500
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:53,320
Speaker 1: your head.

501
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,600
Speaker 2: Now, you've been sweating at the club for four hours,

502
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,119
Speaker 2: drinking since noon, why not do a little spray on

503
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,680
Speaker 2: the way out for your chick or your dude?

504
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,040
Speaker 4: You and I live completely different lives. Been drinking since

505
00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:04,879
Speaker 4: noon at the club, that's a no from me.

506
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,800
Speaker 3: Dog, I'd be asleep.

507
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:09,480
Speaker 1: Noon is brunch and then and then asleep by four.

508
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,360
Speaker 3: Fair enough, let's be real.

509
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,880
Speaker 2: He doesn't stay out all day, and he does, it's

510
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,560
Speaker 2: bad news.

511
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,880
Speaker 1: What is your going out?

512
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:15,960
Speaker 2: Like?

513
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,080
Speaker 1: Where do you go out? You have to name the

514
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,680
Speaker 1: exact spot, Like, do you go out? Try to blow

515
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,720
Speaker 1: up your spot every weekend? Do you go out basically, Yeah,

516
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,040
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking you in your man or just you.

517
00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,960
Speaker 3: It depends on the weekend.

518
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes what I'm talking about.

519
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,040
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's a girl's weekend, so I'll go hang out

520
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,359
Speaker 4: with all my girlfriends. Or sometimes it's like a bunch

521
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,560
Speaker 4: of our friends, so we'll go out together. Like this weekend,

522
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,280
Speaker 4: we went to happy hour and then we went to

523
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,080
Speaker 4: the bar afterward.

524
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:43,119
Speaker 2: Gees peees, I gotta be gay, dude, you have a

525
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,120
Speaker 2: blast of a weekend. You have, no dude, you can

526
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,960
Speaker 2: just go out with the girls, go out with the guys,

527
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,200
Speaker 2: go out with your boyfriend.

528
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,240
Speaker 4: It's amazing, he said, I gotta be gay?

529
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,000
Speaker 3: Have you ever try it?

530
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,200
Speaker 1: Like, your guy doesn't care that you're just gonna go

531
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,520
Speaker 1: out and just party without him?

532
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,880
Speaker 3: No, what does he care?

533
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,800
Speaker 1: Does my wife care if I go out and party

534
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 1: without her? No?

535
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,119
Speaker 2: Why would she care? It's the exact same thing, bro, Like,

536
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,240
Speaker 2: we've understand that culture.

537
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 1: But does she care if you go party with a

538
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,240
Speaker 1: bunch of girls. No, your dude doesn't care if you

539
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 1: party with girls. Now does he care if you go

540
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,600
Speaker 1: party with five guys?

541
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:19,920
Speaker 2: Now, dude, my girl's gonna let me party with five chicks.

542
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,240
Speaker 3: That calls for a divorce.

543
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 1: And one time she did let me party. It was

544
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 1: her friend's birthday and she wasn't feeling good and I

545
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 1: went out with her friend and her friend's friend, two

546
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,160
Speaker 1: chicks dating, and yeah she let me do that. Yeah,

547
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 1: like I don't let me, she doesn't boss me around,

548
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,880
Speaker 1: but she was like she was really scared of her.

549
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 2: I mean like, there was one time this girl, Stephanie

550
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 2: that I knew from back in Austin. She was in

551
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,200
Speaker 2: town for business. She was staying at your old place,

552
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,879
Speaker 2: the Four Seasons, and she hit me up. She was like, hey,

553
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,800
Speaker 2: you want to meet for a drink. My wife has

554
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 2: never met her. And so I was just like, hey,

555
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,800
Speaker 2: my friend Stephanie's in town. Like I'm gonna go meet

556
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 2: her for a drink. She's like, all right, have fun.

557
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, go for it.

558
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 2: And we went to the Happy We went to the

559
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 2: Four Seasons, sat at the bar due that place, and

560
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,120
Speaker 2: they got the spicy nuts at the bar fancy.

561
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they were good. Dude, I will one

562
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 1: up you. I had a chick from Texas State come

563
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 1: into town. I went to Costa Rica with her. We

564
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 1: had never dated, but we were very friendly and nice

565
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: and we enjoyed each other's company. She came into town.

566
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Baziers, she's in town. She wanted to

567
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,120
Speaker 1: do lunch. Do you care? Baser goes, no, go to lunch.

568
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 1: I don't care. Guess what. I was tired from work.

569
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 1: I didn't even go to lunch with the chick. That's

570
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 1: that's what's up. That's on that one. Wow, you showed me.

571
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: I didn't even show up.

572
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 4: Talk about a burn pull up?

573
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 1: Got you? Yeah?

574
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 3: Actually that place is great. It is fine.

575
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 1: That is I mean? Is that a gay bar? No? Oh,

576
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: because of a boy in it.

577
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 3: Do you want to go to the gay bar? I

578
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 3: feel like you really want.

579
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 2: To go to the one on church that has the

580
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 2: runway play play the drag chow.

581
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: Yes? Have you ever been to roof Deck or whatever

582
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 1: it's called at Fifth and B. It turns into a

583
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 1: drag show.

584
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 3: I host that show.

585
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, I was there with my friends

586
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,439
Speaker 2: and it turned into a drag show at noon with

587
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 2: the Dodds and then their parents in Georgia.

588
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: From Georgia and a drag show pulled up at one pm.

589
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 3: That was my show.

590
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming, d It comes out of nowhere.

591
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: The Dodds were like, we went to that what is

592
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 2: it called a good play play one night because my

593
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 2: buddy Ryan was in town and he went. We went

594
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 2: to Broadway at first, and then he was like, can

595
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 2: we go to the gay bar?

596
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 1: It's like sure, So we go.

597
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 2: To play and we are so hammered, so gared where

598
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 2: this is going. And I mean they're doing the drag

599
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: show or whatever, and I think it ends. I don't

600
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: know if it ended or what. But then I went down.

601
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: The runway no oh yeah.

602
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 2: Wow, and they yanked me by the shirt and I'm like,

603
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 2: I was trying to find the bathroom.

604
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: I was trying to find the bathroom.

605
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 4: Did they make any tips while you were on the

606
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 4: on the roadway.

607
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, well that's not the bathroom. I'm sorry,

608
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 2: I just got lost and they were they were they

609
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: were nice enough to uh not kick me out, but yes,

610
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 2: that was my one time at play.

611
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 3: Well okay, well next time I'm gonna go to the

612
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 3: gay bar with you.

613
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 2: Zach You're the best, Zach You're the best. Shout out

614
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 2: your Instagram so everybody can find you.

615
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: It's just at Zach wood word.

616
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see, we'll be right back. All right,

617
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: we're back live.

618
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 2: Then let me tell you I wanted to get my haircut.

619
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: Oh, Zach was in here. I'm sorry, turn off my mic. Right,

620
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: Zach was in here. I'm sorry. What does that mean?

621
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 2: It confuses me on which MIC's because the other studio

622
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: it goes Mike Caddy Corner Mike, and then the Bobby

623
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 2: Bone show it goes, you're the fourth mic in here,

624
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 2: you're the second mic.

625
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: In that studio next door, you're the third mic.

626
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, I understand. But uh, I went

627
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 2: to get my haircut Friday. This is this is my

628
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: life now, because usually Friday night you're getting ready to

629
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 2: go out. No, I put the kids to bed at

630
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 2: seven thirty. I made the haircut appointment for eight pm.

631
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 2: Did you know that you can go get your haircut

632
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 2: at eight pm? No, well either to I, but I

633
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: logged on they said appointment avail about eight pm. I said,

634
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: let me go ahead and get that spot boom eight pm.

635
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 2: And the reason why did I get a haircut? Do

636
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 2: I need to look good for the weekend. I had

637
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: some things going on this weekend that I wanted to

638
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 2: have my haircut for, but also this coming weekend now,

639
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 2: March eighth, I got Demolition Derby. I didn't want to

640
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: go into the Demolition Derby down there in Shelbyville looking homeless.

641
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: I got my haircut. It looks good.

642
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 2: So when I'm in the race going, i'm driving that car,

643
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 2: I want to look good for the people.

644
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: Did you just say March eighth? March eighth, Muffy's birthday, dude?

645
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 2: I am celebrating Muffy's birth birthday in Shelbyville. But I

646
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 2: had to get a haircut for it because I'm gonna

647
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 2: be racing. And they say, if you ain't rubbing, you

648
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 2: ain't racing. So I want people to come watch me.

649
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 2: And when I'm meeting people before I race in the

650
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 2: Demolition Derby, I'm gonna take pictures. Well, and you say hello, okay, yeah,

651
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 2: so you act like it's gonna aren't you in a

652
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 2: mud pit and they have access to you in this pit. Well,

653
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: before I get down in that pit, got it, I'm

654
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 2: gonna be saying hi to people and I'm gonna be

655
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 2: taking pictures and we're gonna be talking about life.

656
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: Do people come for the autographs or they just doing selfies?

657
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: Now a couple.

658
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: People do the autographs, but most people. Most people, they

659
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 2: either take a picture with me or we do a selfie. Dude,

660
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 2: if a person came up to me for an autograph,

661
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I know how to sign

662
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 2: my name.

663
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: Yuh sure, kid, do you have a sharpie or a pen?

664
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: And it was pretty cool because on Friday night when

665
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 2: my kid's going to bed, my six year old, he

666
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 2: pulled out his Mad Dog Demolition Derby shirt and he

667
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 2: put it on. That's what he wore to bed on

668
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 2: Friday night. Because if you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing,

669
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: That's right. And so I'm sitting there going, man, I

670
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: gotta get my haircut, and I don't even know if

671
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: the people come into the event care if I get

672
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 2: a haircut. And I didn't want to have a fresh haircut.

673
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 2: I want to have it like a week long growth

674
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 2: for the Demolition Derby. That way, you know, I look tough,

675
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 2: but I don't look like homeless.

676
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: Dude, if you're going and Demolition Derby, you should have

677
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: went mullet. Didn't think about that. I mean, you gotta

678
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: go full character, dude, you gotta go full south Man.

679
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: We're talking about nor lands Man.

680
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and my wife last year made me like dress

681
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: like like, she made me like dress up for the event.

682
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you realize this is a demolition derby.

683
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, but you're the you're the talent. You

684
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: gotta wear a button up shirt. I won't be wearing

685
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: a button up shirt this year to the demolition derby.

686
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: That's the best when you have events, you don't have

687
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: to dress up for that. In my favorite and I.

688
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 2: The Longhard the Balls, Well, word did that dude a

689
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: tank top and shoes? And I stopped and bought a

690
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,719
Speaker 2: Ball's T shirt because I thought I had to represent

691
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 2: the balls. And then I get there and he's like,

692
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: can't have any balls logos. Oh, so he gave me

693
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 2: a jacket to put over it. Dude, I wasted my

694
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 2: money by buying a vall shirt. I spent twenty two

695
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 2: dollars at Academy for the ball shirt demolition derby. At

696
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 2: least mad Dog they gave Hey, they gave my kids

697
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 2: each a T shirt. I mean they are six sizes

698
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 2: too big because they didn't have toddler size, but they

699
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 2: wear them all the time and they love it.

700
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: When you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. All you need

701
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: is flannel on some shorts. That's right, but it may

702
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: be a little cold. I need to check the weather.

703
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: You're good, it's sixties here on out.

704
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 2: Not at night, dude, on Muff's birthday at Motorhead. At

705
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 2: the Motorhead event, I can't be wearing shorts if it's cold.

706
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: It'll dip a little bit.

707
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 2: It gets cold at night when you wake up in

708
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: the morning and it freezing tits.

709
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: It is. But are you gonna come? How far is

710
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: it from Nashville.

711
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 2: Like forty minutes in Shelbyville. You just gotta go to

712
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 2: Motorhead Events dot com say five dollars come see me.

713
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: Because if you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing.

714
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: Beezer's always got a slate chalked full. Let me check

715
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: with her. Okay, but it'll hang up and listen.

716
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: It's this Saturday night, and we can send Muff a

717
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 2: happy birthday video where the Mad Dog Demolition derby we

718
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 2: got way. And then they say I'm racing Nitro ned

719
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: That sure sounds like a professional.

720
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: Driver, right, I'm sure he does.

721
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 2: But they said he's never raced before, and I'm like,

722
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: but he has a name called Nitro Ned.

723
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: Well, Here's what I wonder, how do they let some

724
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: of these NFL guys. How do they let them play

725
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: in a soccer game or a baseball game? You how

726
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: are they letting you go in to the derby? I'm

727
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: not sure you're not experienced, you're right, but they just keep.

728
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 2: I think these are all regular people. I don't think

729
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 2: they are professional drivers. I think they're all normal people.

730
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: Got it.

731
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 2: They're not like they volunteer themselves to be in this.

732
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 2: They build their cars themselves. I didn't build my car.

733
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: Mad dog is building me a car to drive?

734
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: Hi, there is somebody built my car?

735
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, do you have a car for me to drive?

736
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: But that's this Saturday, March eighth.

737
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: No, you're driving your suv.

738
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: Get out there, say five bucks, go to motorheadevents dot com.

739
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: Come see me in Shelbyville. How are you doing, lunchbox?

740
00:28:54,760 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: You're ready to race, dude. If they give you the mic,

741
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: that's got to be your catchphrase tagline. I'll do it.

742
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, you're reading you around the dog devolution.

743
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 5: You guys running round over under two people Bush Lattes

744
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 5: pounded for sure from the nation that will show up

745
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 5: in Shelbyville over Okay.

746
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, So I going to get my hair cut right

747
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: and I sit down in the chair.

748
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: Ray.

749
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: When I got home, my wife said, man, your hair

750
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 2: looks good, and I said, I'm glad it looks good,

751
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: but I will never go back to that woman again.

752
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 2: W y, I need your haircut.

753
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: Person.

754
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 2: I sit down in the chair, can't have her. And

755
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: she says, oh, how was your day? I said, oh,

756
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: it was pretty good. You know, some nice weather. You know,

757
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: I think we're finally getting into springs. She goes, yeah,

758
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 2: I'm so mad at myself. I didn't get out in

759
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: the weather earlier. And I was like, oh, were you

760
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: working all day? No? I just got up. I just

761
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: moved into my dream house. And I'm like, oh, that's cool.

762
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: Where'd you move from? Well?

763
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: See what it was a long process. What happened is

764
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 2: so I got in a fight. I got in a

765
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 2: fight with the state, and I sued the state. I

766
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 2: took it all the way to the Supreme Court, and

767
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: the laws got changed because of what I was able

768
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 2: to do. They need to have change the laws. You

769
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: only had to work, right, And I was like, what

770
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: do you mean? She's like, I was like, oh, that's crazy.

771
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: Joe's no, let me tell you what happened. So they

772
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 2: they came and told me that I was going to

773
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: have to move, that I was going to have to move,

774
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: that they were going to build a road. Oh hell no,

775
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: you're not going to build a road here. And she's like,

776
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 2: so I took it all the way to the Supreme

777
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: Court and I do. She was like, I got the

778
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: laws changed. I got the laws changed on when they

779
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: what they had to pay you, and what they have

780
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 2: to do, and how they can tell you got to

781
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: leave their house. I'm like, oh, that's cool.

782
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: She goes.

783
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: But in the end, my mom got sick. So I

784
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: just said, here, he just give me ten thousand dollars.

785
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: Not be happy, and I'll leave. So she got a

786
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: law called what the haircut Lady's law.

787
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's not where it stopped her.

788
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 2: It's called the scissor law. And she was like, and so, yeah,

789
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: I fought them. So they don't want the state knows

790
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: they would have to give me anything I wanted. I

791
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: could have named a price and they would have had

792
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: to give.

793
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: It to me.

794
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: And she named ten thousand dollars exactly what I said,

795
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: terrible negotiator. I was like, but after all that, you

796
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: go only took ten dollars. She goes, yeah, because it's

797
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: not about the money.

798
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: Who's your dad? That guy in Dallas who shot JR?

799
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: That's the show who shot JR? That's the big episode Dallas. Anyway, No,

800
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: it gets better, right, Oh, I thought we were at

801
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,719
Speaker 2: the climax. No. She was like, I looked at that

802
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 2: house three times, and finally the neighbor across the street

803
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 2: came out and goes, she doesn't have any money. She's

804
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: already looked at that house twice. It is our third time.

805
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: I want a neighbor, and she goes, So I yelled, actually,

806
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: I got ten thousand dollars in cash and I bought

807
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: that house. She's still cutting the hair and I'm like, oh, okay, cool, yeah,

808
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 2: and she was like yeah, and it's just crazy, and

809
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 2: she was I mean, I just used to live on

810
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: the farm and I loved it. And she goes, and

811
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: I realized I had a lot of stuff when I moved.

812
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: She goes, I counted, I got twenty six sets of dishes.

813
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: Fascinating.

814
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, well interesting, She goes, Yeah, my mom tells

815
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 2: me I need to get rid of some of it.

816
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 2: But I mean, what if I need it one day?

817
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 2: Twenty six sets of dishes, that's a lot of stuff.

818
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 2: And I said, yeah's and she goes and I joined

819
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: a doomsday prepper up group, like a group, and I

820
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 2: was like, oh really, She goes, yeah, I only sawn

821
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: number one, but now I'm like in like twelve of them,

822
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 2: and so I don't know how I got connected to

823
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: all of them. But we are prepared if something happens

824
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 2: in Nashville, Like we have been prepping for this for

825
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: a long time.

826
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: What's the outlook from my haircut?

827
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: Where I chime in, well, you can't really doomsday prep

828
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: You're not gonna be able to take all twenty six

829
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 2: sets of dishes with you. She informs me, No, A

830
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 2: lot of them are antiques. They are worth a lot

831
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: of money. There worth so much money, so I can't

832
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,239
Speaker 2: get rid of them. If I want to sell them,

833
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: I can, but they're very valuable.

834
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: This conversation has spiraled so much out of control. You

835
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: got to put her in check.

836
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: Right, I've said like three words of the whole conversation.

837
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: Then she goes into yeah, and I mean, I have

838
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 2: this cat, this cat that used to live on the

839
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 2: farm with me. Now I'm interested, but the cat is

840
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 2: miserable where we live now. The cat is miserable because

841
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 2: there's not a lot of land to you know, go explore.

842
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking I'm just gonna go drop the cat

843
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: back off at the farm. What the And I'm like,

844
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: what what color is it? Bazers wanted a second cat?

845
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: Well is this where did you ask her?

846
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 2: This is where I got confused because this cat first,

847
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 2: she had a blue cat.

848
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: Do what? I don't know if there's a such thing

849
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: as a blue cat. I gotta tell Bazer I don't

850
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: know what haircut plays this lady at. And she wants

851
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: to give the cat away.

852
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: No, no, she don't want to give it away. She wants

853
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 2: to give it back, take it back to the farm.

854
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 2: We want it because no, no, because we want it.

855
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 2: The cat was much happier at the farm, and so

856
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 2: she's like, I think I can just drop the cat

857
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 2: back off at the farm and she'll be fine. I'm like,

858
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: I don't think that's how it works. She's like that

859
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: way she has a.

860
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: Room to explore and run around.

861
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, but aren't there like wild animals and stuff

862
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 2: and they're gonna eat the cat. She's like, no, I

863
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 2: think she'll be much happier. I'll go visit her. I'm like, oh,

864
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: she goes yeah. And then I had uh Samantha the cat.

865
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: It was black.

866
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: She's like and she fell in love through the window.

867
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: I'm like what she's yeah, Samantha, my old cat. There

868
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: were there were she would just sit in the window,

869
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: and there was another black cat that lived outside and

870
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: would come every day, and they would just look at

871
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 2: each other through the window. And so finally I opened

872
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 2: the front door and let Samantha go out, and they

873
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 2: were in love and they just communicated through the window.

874
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 2: You know where the nearest bridge is, And she said,

875
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: and that's what happened with my first cat, sam the

876
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 2: blue cat. Another blue cat came to the window. Are

877
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 2: we almost done with my hair?

878
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: No?

879
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 2: Ray, we're not even We're not even halfway done. Ray,

880
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: We're just starting. Then she talks about how her dad

881
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: told her that she should clean out her car, that

882
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 2: it's too messy, and she was like, no, Dad, I

883
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 2: have all this stuff in here.

884
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 1: For a reason.

885
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 2: She goes, it was really hard to get through my

886
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 2: car because it was so messy.

887
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: I had so much stuff.

888
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 2: And she goes, and one night, some guy tried to

889
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 2: break get into my car. He was waving at me,

890
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 2: and I rolled down my window and he tried to

891
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: open the door, but there was so much stuff the

892
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 2: door wouldn't open.

893
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: That's funny part of the story. That's pretty funny. The

894
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: door wouldn't open. So I got away so much shit.

895
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: So I'm like.

896
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: She's like, I call my dad and I tell my dad. See,

897
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 2: there was a reason I had all that stuff in

898
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 2: my car. Saved my life tonight.

899
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: This is an amazing American.

900
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: This it saved my life tonight. And I was like, wow,

901
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: that's crazy.

902
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah.

903
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 2: And then one time I was going shopping and I

904
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: called my mom like, hey, I'm going to go shopping.

905
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: And it was like eight o'clock at night. She goes,

906
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 2: do you not know this is the time of year

907
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: when they abduct women. You should not be going shopping

908
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 2: at this time of year at eight o'clock at night

909
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 2: to shop.

910
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: You down, Mexico girl, you get.

911
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 2: And so she was like, So I thought about what

912
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: my mom said, So I slid my knife into my pocket.

913
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: Do you still have it on you right now?

914
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 2: And she was like, I went shopping and she goes.

915
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 2: My mom was right. I was in the store and

916
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: there was a guy just following me around the store.

917
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: Are you using the knife on my sideburns?

918
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 2: She said, so then he followed me. He stood in

919
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 2: lying behind me at the checkout, and then I walked

920
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: to the car. He followed me to the car, and

921
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: she goes, And then I had to pull the knife

922
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: out and put it to his neck, and it saved

923
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: my life. And I called my mom and I was like,

924
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: you were right. I'm glad you called me before I led,

925
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: because I knew to putt the knife in my pocket

926
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:34,720
Speaker 2: and I pulled.

927
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 1: It on his put it on his neck. What is happening?

928
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 2: And then she was like, an, I have a metal

929
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 2: rod in my leg because one of my ex boyfriends

930
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: had an anger problem. Dude, you're too courteous. You let

931
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 2: her go on, Ray, I was not conversating, she was telling.

932
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: I was not asking questions. It was all her. I

933
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 2: did not say more than ten words, and right, I

934
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 2: haven't even told you everything she told me.

935
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: It is pretty interesting, though, And I think the trucker's

936
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,280
Speaker 1: kind of like you because she had all that stuff

937
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: in her vehicle.

938
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 2: There ain't no way this shit is real, right.

939
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: Rate her body for our truckers four and a half. Five.

940
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: There you go, boys of that open roads treating you

941
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: just curly dark hair, curly dark hair.

942
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: No, it gets better, nothing like a curly set up

943
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 2: on a four. Go oh, I'm enjoying the stories. Actually,

944
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: I want to get my hair cut. You want to

945
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 2: hear what else happen to her in her life?

946
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 3: Right?

947
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: Oh? Man?

948
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: Well, when she was moving from the farm, her brother

949
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 2: also lives on the farm, okay, and she was like,

950
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: when her grandpa died, her grandpa gave her half the

951
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: tractor and her brother half the tractor. Might see, you're

952
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 2: supposed to split it down the middle. She's like, I

953
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 2: don't know. But she was like, So one day I

954
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 2: fixed the battery and then I came back in the

955
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: bat It wasn't working. It wasn't working, and I couldn't

956
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 2: figure out what the hell. And I looked at my

957
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: brother had taken the old battery and put it back in.

958
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 2: He had taken the other battery and sold it. I

959
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: was a two hundred and fifty dollars battery. She was like,

960
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: so I didn't fix the tractor the whole time. But

961
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: now that I've moved, I fixed the tractor and I'm like,

962
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 2: but you moved off the farm, so you have the

963
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 2: tractor in your backyard.

964
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: I didn't understand it. It's a success story. She went

965
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: farmed in Nashville. Yeah, a dream home, dream home.

966
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 2: I never understood that part. But she she changed the

967
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: laws and she only took ten thousand. Then when her

968
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 2: grandpa died rest in peace. Yeah, he left her father

969
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

970
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: Shit, did you hit her with that? I was like, wow,

971
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: that's crazy. She goes, yeah, you hit her with it.

972
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: She cuts you.

973
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: In the wheel in the whel My dad got the

974
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and I was like wow,

975
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 2: and she was like yeah, but right before my grandpa

976
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 2: died and my uncle stole it. Michael stole all two

977
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand. Well, sounds like we just investigated

978
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 2: something that we need to investigate. She was like, my

979
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 2: dad didn't care about the money. He was like, all right, whatever,

980
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 2: you can have the money.

981
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: He goes, but she goes.

982
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: It just really made me mad because I really thought

983
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 2: my aunt and uncle were saints I've really looked up

984
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 2: to them. I admire them, And now my aunt won't

985
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 2: even talk to me. I'm like, really, I'll talk to you.

986
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 2: I'm like why and she said, oh, because, like five

987
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 2: years after he stole all that money from my grandpa,

988
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: my uncle died. And I told my aunt karma comes

989
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: in big doses. Those that lie cheating steel have shorter

990
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 2: lives or something. She did some quote, how's my hair?

991
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: Is it short?

992
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 2: And she said, and so my aunt said, you're crazy

993
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: and I don't like you. And she goes, well, I

994
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: don't like you. So I haven't talked to my aunt

995
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: in five years.

996
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: Have you talked to the scissors that you're cutting my

997
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: hair with?

998
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, wow, that's that's crazy.

999
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, that's just kind of wild. I mean

1000
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

1001
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. It was like, get me out

1002
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 2: of this freaking chair.

1003
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 1: Ray. Oh my gosh, dude, is it one of those

1004
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: places that you can drink too? Yes, cause you should

1005
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: have now I think she'd been drinking. Okay.

1006
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: It was the most insane haircut I've ever had in

1007
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 2: my life.

1008
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: My lady doesn't take on any dudes. She only gets

1009
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: because of the highlights. She gets three hundred, four hundred

1010
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: dollars from women. Dude, I go in there, it's fifty

1011
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: dollars for a haircut and a massage and a shampoo.

1012
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: She's not even making She's told me she's not even

1013
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: really making money on me. She could make so much

1014
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: more with other people, but she loves that. I traveled

1015
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: to Franklin for her because she used to be on

1016
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: West End went to a different location. I was the

1017
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: only person that moved with her. And now she's flourishing.

1018
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 1: She's one of the major Bretwood Franklin social Light, Nashville housewives,

1019
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: beauticians of Nashville. And I'll hang up and listen.

1020
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 2: It was rough man, am I lady? I don't even

1021
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 2: know if I told you all the days, the thing,

1022
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: the best gift. My lady speaks Russian. We don't even

1023
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: speak the same language. The only word she knows in raimundo.

1024
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 2: That's amazing and fifty dollars. I wish I would have

1025
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 2: known that.

1026
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I don't know. I don't hear a voice.

1027
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 2: All I hear is the cutting of scissors and the

1028
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 2: buzz of the razor.

1029
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: For one entire hour, and she dude, dude, she doesn't

1030
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: stop at nothing. She'll during the towel out, clean my ears, massage. Dude,

1031
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: she does the shampoo for thirty minutes. Sometimes I'm out

1032
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: like a light. Oh where am I? Where the hell

1033
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: it bones? Oh? What, I'm at the beautician? Hey? How

1034
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: are you? Oh Natalia? Sorry? Oh you told me your name.

1035
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: That's good information. You're not con a fight her A right, right.

1036
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you the best part. I i'd

1037
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: been on this roller coaster ride. Give me the climax.

1038
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you. At one point she was

1039
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 2: an elected official in the HORTWN mayor's and I said, wow,

1040
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 2: you were the mayor. Just I was higher the mayor,

1041
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 2: higher than the mayor. And I'm like, what, how can

1042
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 2: you be higher than the mayor?

1043
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 5: No?

1044
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 2: No, No, isn't mayor the highest one in a town? Gubernatorial?

1045
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: No, governor?

1046
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 2: I did it is the state. But in your town,

1047
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 2: if you're the mayor of your city, are you not

1048
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: the highest elected official?

1049
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: Maybe? I don't know politics.

1050
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, now, with equality, the secretaries above the mayor,

1051
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: secretary of the mayor's office, she was something above the mayor.

1052
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it was, but this was

1053
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 2: before she cut hair, and she was like, I was

1054
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 2: the something something.

1055
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: She was the notary. She stamping meller a notary. You

1056
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: need one. She was like, I was only the vice

1057
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: of this.

1058
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 2: But then they resigned, so everybody loved me that was

1059
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: on the political board, so they elected me president.

1060
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: Immediately.

1061
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 2: She was like I didn't have a chance to even

1062
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 2: like say no. We were all on zoom and they

1063
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 2: elected me. And I was like, oh.

1064
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: No, they're like speech speed eat speech.

1065
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 2: And she's like I was all my friends were giving

1066
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 2: me a hard time and I'm like but and she's

1067
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: locked up. I was like really, and she's like yeah.

1068
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 2: And so I was above the mayor and I'm like,

1069
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: I can't with you.

1070
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: Do you know the town?

1071
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 2: No, dude, it was where the farm is, where she's

1072
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 2: gonna go drop the cat off.

1073
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 1: But then I help a date my town, dude, because

1074
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: we're going to Hell in a handbasket if so. No.

1075
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 2: And then the greatest part is that she has a

1076
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: dog named Sam. And she was like, yeah, one time

1077
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 2: I was in the hospital and I couldn't find anybody

1078
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 2: to take care of Sam, so I just left the

1079
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: back door open. Sam went out to pasture, and she

1080
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 2: was like, and Sam was able to take care of

1081
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 2: himself for four days, just come and go as he pleased.

1082
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: That's called abandoning your dog. I'm like, there's no damn way.

1083
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 2: Sam was okay after four days, Like he'd be freaking

1084
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: out about food because dogs eat all the food they see,

1085
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: he'd be without food. But she was like, yeah, I would,

1086
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 2: I could just you know, he would leave, he'd go

1087
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 2: out and play, then he'd come back in the house

1088
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: and he'd and she was like, he did that for

1089
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: four days.

1090
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: It was just amazing. So she has the exotic shift

1091
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: you need to avoid the late night haircuts.

1092
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: Bro, tell me what percentage of her stories are real.

1093
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: There's there's pieces of them that are. But I mean

1094
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: the men.

1095
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 2: I almost went to get the metal detector out of

1096
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 2: my car to see if she had one in her

1097
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 2: leg or not, like she said, because then if she

1098
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 2: didn't have a metal rod, I'm not gonna believe the

1099
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 2: knife to the guy's throat, the guy trying to abduct

1100
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 2: her that she wasn't able to open.

1101
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh, well, was the metal rod? Hold on? Is that

1102
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: the thing that was cutting your hair? I gotta take

1103
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: a break.

1104
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 2: How are your I forgot to tell you that she

1105
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 2: is royalty among a certain group of people.

1106
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: I forgot all about this.

1107
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 2: I can't believe that I've spent twenty minutes on the haircut.

1108
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: Is this interesting?

1109
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear how she became royalty?

1110
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 1: Yes, we'll take a break. We'll be right back. I'm

1111
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: assuming Prince Andrew did something. I mean, he's been in

1112
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: the new stuff.

1113
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 5: No ray.

1114
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: At one point she decided to go live with the Amish.

1115
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: I've seen the Amish thing. That's a very doable. I

1116
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: hate to play a contrarie devil, but it is doable.

1117
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 1: There's Amish in towns in my community.

1118
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: Luckily, there was eight Amish girls or women when she

1119
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 2: showed up, and there was two guys, two guys to

1120
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: impregnate them, trying to kidnap them. And luckily she showed

1121
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: up just in time, and she went to her car

1122
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 2: and got a Louisville slugger out of the car and

1123
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 2: beat those guys and they never came back. And she

1124
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 2: instantly became royalty with the Amish.

1125
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: They love her now.

1126
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 2: Like when her mom was in the hospital, they would

1127
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 2: go every day and visit her mom because of how

1128
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:53,280
Speaker 2: she's saved.

1129
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 1: What is his name, Juanita Soto.

1130
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 2: No, her name is Mary Amber Judge, the Virgin Mary.

1131
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, she talked about how now the Amish

1132
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 2: happen like every time she comes, they cook for her

1133
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: and they make her all this stuff and they bow

1134
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 2: down at her feet like she can live with them

1135
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 2: whenever they want. I mean, I was like, how did

1136
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 2: all of this happen to this one person? I hope

1137
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: she got a dollar tip. Here's a tip. No more stories, No,

1138
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: here's a tip. Shut up, just please. I mean, I

1139
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 2: couldn't take it, dude. I was like, just get me

1140
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: out of the chair. I don't care if you're only

1141
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 2: halfway down with my haircut, Like please, I want to

1142
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 2: go home.

1143
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: I want to go home and just sit in silence.

1144
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 2: I came here because I just got done putting my

1145
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 2: kids to bed, and I thought I was gonna have

1146
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 2: a peaceful haircut on a Friday night, and it turned

1147
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 2: into a freaking nightmare.

1148
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: Dude. You gotta go middle of the day, afternoon, when

1149
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: it's slower. People are a little bit more relaxed.

1150
00:46:55,400 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 2: They're not trying to ear TALKI gifted jab Ray and

1151
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 2: I talked to you about golf real quick, Ray, I

1152
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 2: would love to hear about golf. That's where I was going. Next,

1153
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 2: is your golfing adventure?

1154
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: Right? Well, no, no, it wasn't even an adventure. Oh

1155
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: now I don't need the crime bed. Uh where did

1156
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: Arnold load that?

1157
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 2: There?

1158
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: It is? I go to a golf course for two hours,

1159
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: a really nice one. It's a type of rock and

1160
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: it's a number of rocks. Got it? We go there?

1161
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: Who's we? You and bay me and Bayes? Right, an't

1162
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 1: even golf. We went to brunch.

1163
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 2: I watched the golfers come by, dude, and they would

1164
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: come into the pro shop. It was hilarious. One guy, Yeah,

1165
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: give me six high nooners. Yeah, I gave me six highs.

1166
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 2: Another guy, I need a sandwich and hot dog. The

1167
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 2: lady behind the bar, you know what, honey, just get

1168
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 2: back to the next nine.

1169
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: Come get me.

1170
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 2: At the very end, she was bringing them in and

1171
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 2: sending them out to the bag nine.

1172
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: Dude.

1173
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 2: She didn't want any hold up to call me baby

1174
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: doll about one hundred times. Another my mousa baby doll,

1175
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 2: of course, But yeah, we could see I think it

1176
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 2: was it was right at the turn.

1177
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: You can see eight or nine. So me and Bezel

1178
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: would say if a guy was gonna hit it on

1179
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: the green or not. You went to a golf course

1180
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: to eat breakfast. Yeah, that was That was the depressing

1181
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: part that we didn't even play golf. You use a

1182
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: driving range and then you ate breakfast. I didn't. Me

1183
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,479
Speaker 1: and Bazer went to brunch at a golf course because

1184
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: they have awesome brunches on.

1185
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 2: Saturday, and you used the putting green after brunch. No,

1186
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: I didn't play any golf, but I was a part

1187
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: of it. And you know what, it felt damn good.

1188
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: And that's me telling everybody, get on the range, boys,

1189
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: get out there. It's time to start golfing. But it

1190
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: was kind of tough seeing all the guys stroll through

1191
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 2: and I'm just wait, a brunch man, what we have?

1192
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 1: I had a mimosa. She had a bloody Mary and

1193
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: an espresso martini, and then brunch, brunch, sandwich, burger.

1194
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 2: Something light. I had grilled cheese. I had an adult

1195
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 2: grilled cheese a five year old, and and then we got,

1196
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 2: oh they have what the hell hold on? What is

1197
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 2: an adult grilled cheese. It's a grilled cheese. But you

1198
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: just feel more adult order. And then they had mozzarella balls. Dude,

1199
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 2: she brings out the plate. There was lettuce for the

1200
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: green and the marinara sauce was the hole on the

1201
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: golf course, and so the little balls were around the

1202
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: putting green. And she said, this is the closest you're

1203
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 2: going to get to the course today. And then she said, hey,

1204
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 2: I know you have no balls because you're eating brunch here.

1205
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: You're not playing golf. Here They are on a platter,

1206
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: and lady couldn't be any sweeter.

1207
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 2: On the way out, baby doll, you only had one salad.

1208
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna charge you for the salad bar.

1209
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: We'll just say it was a side salad. Love that place.

1210
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 2: The second it's sixty degrees, I'm golfing there. It was, dude,

1211
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 2: there was every dude in Nashville golfing there. I'm sitting

1212
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 2: there having brunch. I told Bays, we gotta get you

1213
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 2: a club. We gotta get out there start swinging girls.

1214
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 2: She used, she took lessons, but it'd be tougher to

1215
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 2: keep up with pace of play.

1216
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she could pick up. Yeah, that's what we

1217
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: would do. I would probably golf. And then she would

1218
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: do a shot here, shot there. We wouldn't be able

1219
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: to play too full, me and her both at the sane.

1220
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: And it sounds like you had a hell of a

1221
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 2: time playing golf. Man, that sounds awesome.

1222
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: One dude, we were there an hour and a half.

1223
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: Put down three or four? What it wasn't what's a

1224
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: popular brown liquor? Was it jack and coke? Is it.

1225
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 2: Was?

1226
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: It was straight Jamison? Boom, I knew you know, dude

1227
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: had four.

1228
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 2: Jamison's in an hour and a half. Nice it was

1229
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: Did he have his balls on the platter?

1230
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: Two? Or did he actually play golf? Funny bro No,

1231
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: he wasn't playing golf. He was in his cowboy boots,

1232
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: so he was chilling. It was a it's a place

1233
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: you can chill and not play golf. That's how I

1234
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 1: fit in. And he was drinking it.

1235
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you have to walk up woodsteps?

1236
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? I got it.

1237
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: It was when you pull in, there's a hole on

1238
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: your right and the parking lot's on your left.

1239
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: Yes, got it. And there's twelve parking spots when you

1240
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: first pull in, and they all say the name of

1241
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: the brunch spot. You can only park there if you're

1242
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: eating there. So there's another reason you have a reserved spot.

1243
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: I had a spot right there because I wasn't playing

1244
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: golf smart and so the guy dude, he was drinking

1245
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 1: him so fast. She was just bringing over a cup

1246
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: and pouring it in his same ice because the ice

1247
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: hadn't melted. Damn god. She was a day at the

1248
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: course and I didn't even swing a car. We had

1249
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: ourselves a day. Oh man, we'll take a break over

1250
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: right back. Oh that's hilarious.

1251
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 2: Oh man, Well, I feel like I'm missing a sound bed.

1252
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: There's the top of it up. Maybe that fits it

1253
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: all right.

1254
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 2: I went to play golf I think one day. Was

1255
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 2: it Thursday afternoon? And I go and the course is

1256
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: wide open. I mean, I pull in the parking lot,

1257
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 2: don't see a soul, walk into the clubhouse. Nobody there,

1258
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, can I play eighteen? It's like, yeah, man,

1259
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 2: no problem, it's wide open today. I hadn't seen anybody goes.

1260
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 2: But we're going off number ten, number ten today to start.

1261
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: For you truckers, that means you start on the back

1262
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: nine and then you'll get the front nine after the

1263
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: back nine. Correct.

1264
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, cool, man, go take a piss, come back out,

1265
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 2: load up the cart, drive the hole number ten, tee off,

1266
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: don't see anybody. Finish the hole. Go to a number eleven.

1267
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 2: Finish the hole. Don't see anybody. Drive it into the

1268
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: fairway on number twelve. Then I see someone down there,

1269
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 2: and I got to wait, and I got a wait,

1270
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 2: and so then I start looking in the woods for balls,

1271
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 2: you know, thinking I'll just find some balls, looking looking,

1272
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 2: can't find any. Oh here's one. Oh no, it's cutting half.

1273
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 2: Someone just tossed it in the woods. I mean, I'm

1274
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: in the woods for a good ten twelve minutes looking

1275
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 2: for balls, just killing time. The dude's that well, I

1276
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 2: wasn't looking.

1277
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he'll be long.

1278
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 2: Gone by the time I get back out of the woods.

1279
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 2: And I come out of the woods, he is just

1280
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 2: now walking up to the green. And that's when I realize, Ray,

1281
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 2: he's not playing just one ball, He's not playing just

1282
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 2: two balls. Disrespectful, and that's that's actually, that's a disserviced

1283
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,760
Speaker 2: in the entire course.

1284
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: He's not playing just three balls.

1285
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 2: He is playing four golf balls per hole.

1286
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: Hey, Nicholson, let's go.

1287
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: And I understand if there's no one around you practicing

1288
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 2: your shots. Do it fine, But once you see me

1289
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 2: back up there, like you see my golf guart waiting

1290
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 2: to hit into the green, play the one ball and

1291
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 2: get out right. So he chipped four different shots onto

1292
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 2: the green and he sees me before he chips, because

1293
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 2: I saw him and he looked at me, but he chipped.

1294
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 2: I didn't realize he had chipped four. I saw him

1295
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 2: addressing his one ball. That's when I went into the

1296
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 2: woods and I came out and there's four balls on

1297
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 2: the green. I'm like, oh, maybe he took a couple

1298
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 2: of practice shots.

1299
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: Cool.

1300
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 2: Now he sees me, no four, he puts all four

1301
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 2: damn balls.

1302
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever seen that before. Like

1303
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 1: you've seen a guy he'll take one shot, drop a ball,

1304
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: take another one. If it's playing slow guys, if these

1305
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: courses are moving, you take one. It's your one shot,

1306
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: your one ball. You're playing to take four. The audacity,

1307
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 1: the audacity, dude.

1308
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 2: I was like, you have got dude. I was like, listen, man,

1309
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: there is no one on this golf course. And I

1310
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: don't mind if it's it's a fessome in front of me, whatever,

1311
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 2: but it's just one person.

1312
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: You're playing four balls.

1313
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: You are not going to be the reason I'm gonna

1314
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: play a four and a half hour round because you're

1315
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 2: gonna play four balls.

1316
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: And also, guys, it's usually you play the multiple balls

1317
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 1: on the drive or the the seven iron or the chip.

1318
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 1: You don't put four. You don't put four.

1319
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: I mean, are you keeping four different scores on your scorecard?

1320
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: You and your three invisible friends?

1321
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 2: I mean, unbelievable, unba believable.

1322
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: Tell me the was at altercation.

1323
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 2: There was no altercation.

1324
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 1: So how did you play it the whole time? The

1325
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:06,919
Speaker 1: next hole?

1326
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 2: I well, I when I got back up, when I

1327
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 2: got up to the green, I just started chipping a

1328
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 2: couple just because I was there was no one around.

1329
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna let him go. And he

1330
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 2: got the hint and he high tailed it skip the

1331
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 2: next hole and he went to the next hole.

1332
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: Oh, just so he could do it, so he could

1333
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: do his four ball.

1334
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 2: So he was a hole and a half and he

1335
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 2: stroke play like he was playing foursomes but himself, which

1336
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 2: is weird that he would skip a hole, Like why

1337
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 2: would you not just play one ball in that hole

1338
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 2: to keep the score. But he didn't want Maybe he

1339
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 2: went back to that hole that he skipped. I don't know,

1340
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 2: but he did skip a hole so he could get

1341
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 2: out in front of me and then we had no

1342
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 2: more issues.

1343
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm almost thinking member on that one, because some of

1344
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: the guys by the course by me, you'll see them.

1345
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: They get impatient and they'll skip over too, and they

1346
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: just tell the guys skip skipping two and then maybe

1347
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: they'll come make it up. Or they just play money

1348
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: per hole so they don't care about every individual hole.

1349
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: It was very interesting. But that guy, since he had

1350
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: three invisible friends, he was playing money with his invisible ye.

1351
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 2: He lost a lot of money. The second ball was

1352
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 2: the best player for sure. Number four should have just

1353
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 2: picked up every hole. He quawded, bogied every hole. I'm

1354
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: telling you, dude, I'm telling you, it's got hey. It's

1355
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 2: good to be back out on the course.

1356
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: It is good to be back on the course. I

1357
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: didn't shoot that great.

1358
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 2: I had some great shots and some terrible shots, but

1359
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 2: some really good shots.

1360
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, this is what golf's all about.

1361
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, all right, anything else? Do you do anything

1362
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 2: else this weekend? Anything else you want to talk about?

1363
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: Went to goodwill. Yeah, uneventful, went to a Mexican restaurant,

1364
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: went to brunch at the golf course, went shopping for

1365
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: a couple pairs of pants that I can now wear

1366
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: on the Big Show because we have that new rule

1367
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: you can't wear sweatpants. Yeah. I read about foreign policy

1368
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: Saturday night. That's fun. That's impressive. Man. Sunday, I had

1369
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: to we're getting our yard worked on because we don't

1370
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: have green grass. We're the only house in the neighborhood

1371
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: that has brown grass. Oh, so they're doing the yard today.

1372
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: Not a good look.

1373
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 2: So I had to clear out system.

1374
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: But I had to clear out rock. Dude, I got

1375
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: hand injury.

1376
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, you're gonna post that on the Facebook

1377
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 2: page and Instagram.

1378
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: Dude, I was doing rocks for four hours on Sunday.

1379
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: Baser goes were you? I said, I had to do rocks.

1380
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: What do you think that's a one minute project? That's rough?

1381
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 2: Man?

1382
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: Like what guy says, honey, I'm going to do rocks

1383
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: And he's back in a minute, like, yeah, it's gonna

1384
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: take some time. I'm moving rocks. Why didn't you just

1385
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: get a digger? He has to be delicate, the only

1386
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: way to do is with a rake. Oh that's a

1387
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: rough day, man. That's why you gotta have kids. Two

1388
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: point two acres. No, don't worry. I saw some of

1389
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: the neighbors and I was like, man, I should hire them,

1390
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: But then you know, you what if they're you know,

1391
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: they're not worth the money. But if you're not a

1392
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: good employee, that's a good point. Then you gotta fire them.

1393
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 2: Then it's awkward between the neighborshire a six year old man, like,

1394
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 2: you're not cutting them and you're really slacking off.

1395
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: You gotta go.

1396
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 2: I'm just glad you're not doing that next Saturday because

1397
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 2: next Saturday, Motorhead Events dot Com. I'm gonna be in

1398
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 2: the demolition derby. I'll see you there Saturday, March muss Birthday.

1399
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: And this will never make it on the big show,

1400
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: so I'll tell it here. Helicopter, as I'm raking the

1401
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: rocks pulls over our neighbors house. I'm talking half of

1402
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:06,919
Speaker 1: a football field up then thirty yards twenty yards, dude,

1403
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: this helicopter was about to land on a house, drop

1404
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: the rope down, did drop the ladder, nothing happened. I'm

1405
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: sitting there raking rocks. Then it pulls up to my

1406
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: house and sits there for forty five seconds. That's where

1407
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: we start throwing rocks at it. It would have been

1408
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: just a little too high if I was trying to

1409
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: throw a rock, but it's still sitting up there. What

1410
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: is going on? Beser as an app where it shows

1411
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: exactly what planes go over our house. It came from

1412
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: Murphy's Borough, it crossed through Nashville, and then once it

1413
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: got to my neighborhood, it just was circling, sitting circling.

1414
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: We're like, dude, what is going on? Either somebody escaped

1415
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: from jail, the cops are looking for somebody, or it's

1416
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: a new pilot and they don't know how to pilot.

1417
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: It's definitely putin. It was d One of the neighbors

1418
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: wrote on the Facebook page, Hey, guys, sorry about that.

1419
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: My husband is a pilot and he's just saying hi

1420
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: to me from the helicopter. He pulled over our house

1421
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: and he waited out on the helicopter until I came

1422
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: out on the front door and said hi, and so

1423
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: then sorry about that, you guys. Dude. Basil was terrified.

1424
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: She's on the back porch, get out of here. She

1425
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 1: was like going like this a crazy arm and I

1426
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: was wad It was like Basil, that was crazy.

1427
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 2: They just sat over our house for like thirty seconds

1428
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 2: and they took off. She goes, yeah, because I was

1429
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 2: on the back patio with a broom telling him to leave.

1430
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: It's like a sit down with the She looked like

1431
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: a crazy old lady in the country. That's really funny. Oh, Man,

1432
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: all right, well, yeah, I helpe people like Zach. Oh

1433
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: they like Zach dude.

1434
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry if the haircut story went on too long,

1435
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 2: but I had to get it off my chest.

1436
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: It was bugging me. And guys, the Zach thing, it

1437
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: was a business deal.

1438
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 2: He lended us this studio, so I felt it was

1439
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 2: proper of us to give him a little bit of

1440
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 2: time to promote his brand and his image on our podcast.

1441
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, have a good Monday, guys. Don't hate the

1442
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: booker guys.

1443
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't hate Zach either.

1444
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: Man, just hate the podcast. That went hard though.

1445
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 2: Man, I.

1446
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: Didn't know we're going there. We went right there.

1447
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 2: That's what happens when you don't plan.

1448
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: Things, asking me body counting stuff.

1449
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,919
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what happens when you don't when you don't

1450
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 2: have a you know like that. One guy wanted to

1451
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 2: have everything planned out. He was like, it's too all

1452
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 2: over the place. If we weren't all over the place,

1453
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 2: how would we had that gold? I mean yeah, yeah,

1454
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 2: that was wild. Yeah, yeah yeah