WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone

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<v Speaker 1>tapp Dear Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>My brother Jason despises telephone telemarketers. He's been known to

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<v Speaker 2>flip out so much he turns the tables and tries

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<v Speaker 2>to keep them on the phone with him, just to

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<v Speaker 2>drive them nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's phone tap him?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>This comes from Joe Noll. All right, Joe now his

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<v Speaker 2>sister now phone tapping Jason. Scary Jones is calling as

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<v Speaker 2>the world famous Michael Oppenheimer, our resident relentless telephone telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tapping Joell's brother Jason. Here we go, Today's Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Oppenheimer phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, h yes, good, itsnon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 1>with the OV glove, the hot surface handler. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>You do know this is my work phone right? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have time for you to be calling and harassing me.

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<v Speaker 1>It withstands extreme heat. Hello. Hello, this is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer with the OV glove. I did you know that

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<v Speaker 1>the OV glove has a five fingered flex grip and

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<v Speaker 1>makes everything from sautein to scrambling very easy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care what it has I want you to

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<v Speaker 3>stop call on my phone? How do I get that

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<v Speaker 3>to happen?

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<v Speaker 1>The inner layer is made of soft double knit cotton

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<v Speaker 1>and is machine washable.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care what it's made of. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>you to stop calling my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you get your OV glove dirty, you can

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<v Speaker 1>wash it.

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<v Speaker 3>So if I punch you in the face and your

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<v Speaker 3>noseft bleating, can you stick it on your head.

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<v Speaker 1>It also protects the fingers from getting grilled during their

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue season. Just eighteen dollars and ninety five cents today, sir, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't want the thing. I want you to stop call

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<v Speaker 3>on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that if you order one now, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you the second one absolutely free for your.

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<v Speaker 3>Other hand wine.

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<v Speaker 1>We keep getting disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

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<v Speaker 1>the OV glove. Piping hot pants and sizzling skillets can

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<v Speaker 1>create danger in the kitchen, but now you can protect

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<v Speaker 1>yourself from caffel burns while creating a culinary message.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good. I do a lot of cooking and cooking up,

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<v Speaker 3>whipping up you know, hot rock like that. How about yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of cook can you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I do all kinds of cooking like grilling, barbecuing, as

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<v Speaker 1>well as baking.

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<v Speaker 3>That's hot. I think all the time, Yeah, all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I cook all kinds.

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<v Speaker 1>Of what do you bake, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I bake like muffins and brownies and all kinds of.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you hate when you're removing muffins from the oven

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<v Speaker 1>and you burn your hand and the pan falls on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor and the muffins fan that? Don't you hate

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<v Speaker 1>when you touch a hot stove accidentally? I do trug

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<v Speaker 1>of gloves? Got you covered?

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<v Speaker 3>I do that all the time, Like I just I

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<v Speaker 3>just turn them the oven and stick my hand on

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<v Speaker 3>the barner.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the OV glove is non flammable. Sorry, you could

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<v Speaker 1>stick your hands in all kinds of fires with the

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<v Speaker 1>OV glove. Anything's possible.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like it amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me sign you up right now? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>send you three?

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<v Speaker 3>I only got two hands? What the good is gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>It means an OV glove for a friend, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I've glove for a friend. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 3>want anybody else to know about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know? The OV glove is made from kevlar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same material that firefighters use in fighting fires.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing. Hold on, I feel like saying, do you

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<v Speaker 3>love me? I can't dance.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like saying, you can wear the OV

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<v Speaker 1>glove while you're singing this.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch me now say we're gonna fame?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Tiving me crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>From that movie Dirty Dancing. I mean you've seen Dirty Dancing.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, It's a great movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The OV glove resembles the same glove that Michael Jackson

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<v Speaker 1>used to wear in the nineteen eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just it looks like that. Yes, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if I'm only soul. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sold on the fact that you've been phone tapped? Hey, Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Scary Jones with Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Your sister is playing a phone tap on you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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