WEBVTT - Peanut Butter & Jelly Perfection! 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.840 Hey, Scott, why are you on your phone? 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:04.320 I was actually looking something up for this episode. 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:07.160 Oh of course you were a millennial dude. 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.959 What's the matter with you? Hey? Gen Xer? What's going on? 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.560 Gen x I always on your phone? Now? How to convert 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:15.320 that to a pdfgn Xer. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.840 I wasn't ready for this yet. You just came and 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.160 you jammed it and recorded. I don't even know what's 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:20.560 going on? 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:21.320 How does it feel? 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:22.600 I don't like it? 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.320 That's what I thought. Jesus do unto others as you 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:33.600 would to yourself. I guess, Trew, what's gonna be? Will 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.519 tell you? What's sire ul been like? 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:39.280 Sare kids? Them? 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:46.680 Life? Rick deal with everything from Jackson Vanilla to Chrispy. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.440 Now who's on their phone? Andrew? 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:48.680 Now? 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:49.760 Who's on me? 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:50.440 Yeah? 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.479 Not me? I'm gonna stand up, all right? How about that? 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:54.240 Good for you? 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.000 Actually usually do stand up? And I was sitting down 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:57.000 because you caught me off card. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:57.440 Yeah. 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:00.440 So, welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode forty eight. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.440 We're getting close. We're almost at fifty. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.200 Confetti being thrown in my face? 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.280 Craziness. Yep, that's half a century of episodes. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:08.920 It's crazy. 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:10.880 That doesn't make sense. No, it's fifty. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:11.679 I'll give it to you. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.240 Okay, So welcome aboard. This is the Cereal Podcast where 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.800 we talk about eating cereal and here we think inside 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:18.160 the box. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:20.520 Yeah, which you're still trying to make catch on. But 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:22.720 I sent you that kiddie picture inside the box, remember 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.160 he did. I did enjoy that. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.120 Yeah, so let's just get right into it. Oh you 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:29.080 know what, before we get into it, what's the matter? 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.679 Nothing you have a problem with when I like to 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.520 take trips only to. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:38.200 The Cereal Graveyard. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.080 Well, our listener on Twitter, Lisa, would like us to 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:42.399 take this trip. So come along. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:53.160 Serial Killers visits the Cereal Grave. 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:57.880 Yeah. Yeah, we're here in the Cereal Graveyard. Oh spooky, 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:04.520 and we're tiptoeing over gravestones of Cereals gone by. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:08.000 This was your segment to shine, and I feel like 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.400 you're not necessarily shining. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.359 Well okay, so in the early eighties, actually it started 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.680 in the way back in the seventies. Yeah. American Greetings 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.320 was a card company, you know, like Hallmark and Carlton 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:22.440 Cards and all those other ones, and they created a character. Okay. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.080 By the eighties, General Mills gave her her own Cereal 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:28.160 do you have any idea, Andrew. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:28.760 Yeah, I know who it is. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.600 Okay, well let's listen and then see if you knew 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:31.800 what you were talking. Who is it? 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:32.680 Strawberry shortcake? 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:33.160 Damn it? 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:38.080 Why it's africotten hapsal right, have you come to sharming 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:43.520 strawberry shortcake cereal in that's very nice. It's such a 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:47.600 pretty strawberry pink and it's crispy. Strawberry taste is a 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:49.840 very good part of this nutritious breakfast. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:59.560 Right, even smells like strawberry. You strawberry short caek cereal? 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:03.160 Look there is Now that was a creepy sun that 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.840 was describing everything. Now, But here's the thing. If it's 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.440 strawberry shortcake cereal and it's supposed to taste like strawberry, 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.240 why would he say it even smells like strawberries? 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.320 Of course it should add that added, you know, bonus. 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:18.720 And the sister cereal to that was orange blossom. Now, 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:20.760 that was an artificially flavored orange cereal. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:24.080 Thank god, orange cereals died in the eighties, they really did. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.400 It was a whole patch of oranges in this graveyard. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.880 That and oj is over there in the corner. 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:30.200 So strawberry and I'm. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.040 Stepping on the bones of strawberry shortcake. 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.560 Well, she's still alive, but her cereal is dead. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.880 So that's a brand that I feel like would be 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.520 very like if it came back nowadays, that would be 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:41.800 a very strong brand. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:44.120 It would it was an artificially flavored cereal. Maybe they 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.120 could get with it today and use natural flavoring. 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.920 But even strawberry shortcake, I feel like, how often do 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:49.480 you see strawberry shortcake these days? 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.760 Well, you do see it at CPK seasonally. That's California 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:54.960 Pizza Kitchen and also Cheesecake Factory. They have it all 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.360 the time. I like strawberry shortcake. I think, even though 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:00.200 I don't eat cake, I like strawberry shortcake. Hashtag bring 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.240 back Strawberry Shortcake. Yeah, well, I mean she had a 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:05.440 bunch of friends that she was with too. Yeah, well, 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.760 not cereal, but these were the little friends. Huckleberry Pie, 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:11.160 Blueberry muffin, Apple, Dumplin, raspberry tart, plump put In, lemon, 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.640 merangu and so many more. Those all would have been 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:14.640 fantastic cereals. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.440 Yeah. No, I completely agree. I feel like, again, this 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.599 is untapped material. Let's let's bring it back with the 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.480 TV show, then give it to Kellogg's. Have Kelloggs make 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:24.040 the cereals. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:24.920 I think it's gonna happen. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:28.000 A lemon meringue pie cereal. I mean it's I would 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:28.320 try it. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.120 Yeah, I don't think it would be very popular, but 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.520 I would probably enjoy it. All right, let's get out 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:36.240 of the graveyard, come right back to the exactly. Let's 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.240 pop back to life, and Andrew, I must ask you, 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.720 would you like classic or new new? You want new? Yeah? 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:41.360 You sure? 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:42.880 Why are you questioning me? 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:44.479 I don't know? All right, so I showed you a 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.160 picture of this cereal not terribly long ago. It's brand new. 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.040 Our friend Bernie Vider picked it up. She does traffic 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.000 on the morning show. Yes, she was in the store. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.640 This particular brand is only available in all these supermarkets, 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.320 all these like that no name, generic type of store 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:02.640 that is in most of the country. They're been coming. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.000 I forget what country they're from, but they're infiltrated in 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:05.720 the United States. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.039 And then they have their other brand too, but like 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:09.119 Liad or something. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.760 No, it's Vital and it's not that's competitor. 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.960 No, they're owned by the same thing. Really, yes, because 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.320 I googled it and once I googled it, I'm like, wait, 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:18.600 so they just spelled it differently. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.440 Interesting. Well, I thought it was little, but it's legal. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.640 Yes, there's that one. Yeah, and then down the street 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.040 from us is in all these so interesting? 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:25.880 What is going on? I'm getting a legal in my 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.760 neighborhood next month. I'm very excited. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:29.640 You should be Dutch anyway. 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:31.760 Here, We're going to go down to the cereal sack 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.720 and this could be great. It could be disgusting. I 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:38.640 don't know, but I think it's very interesting. Peanut butter 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:40.880 and jelly puffs from the Missville. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:42.440 So excited. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:44.840 Millville is the private brand for Aldi. I don't think 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:47.400 any other store sells it. And I've heard conflicting reports. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.960 First I thought it was under the Post umbrella because 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.960 I saw that, But then I hear it's under the 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.480 General Mills umbrella. I'm not so dramatic. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:59.120 I'm hearing conflicting reports about peanut butter and jelly puffs. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:02.359 Yes, well, it says distributed and sold exclusively by Aldi, 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.120 but it does not say who makes it. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.320 So it's a big ass barcoat on the side, look. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.839 And it goes all the way around. I guess you know, 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.120 what that's so their machines can just get it no 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.600 matter how you're holding it. It's a huge barcote on 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.360 the side, on the back, on the front, and there's 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:18.359 interesting little things to color on the back, like a 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.159 cute little elephant and a monkey and a rhinoceros. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:21.960 Can we start eating? 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.240 Yeah, I guess we can. Look how that strawberry though, 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:24.839 he scares me? 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:25.359 Yeah? 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.760 Oh, maybe he came out of the ground from Strawberry 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:33.039 Shortcake's grave and is reincarnated as a crazy strawberry on 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.599 peanut butter jelly puffs or hear me out, he's the 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:39.400 mascot yes for cheerios. Yeah, he just came on over 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.200 all right, So let's open it up. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.719 Greig teas in our cereal graveyard too. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.480 I'm sorry, who do a Scottie shake on it? It's 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.600 a very flimsy box, almost as if it should be 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:50.839 in a bag with maltameal. 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:54.159 You know, you've put so much shade on maltomeal. But 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:57.280 let me tell you something. Do scooters still hold a 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:58.760 special place in my heart? They do. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:00.520 I don't put shade on malt to me. I think 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.720 they do have some like the fruity Dinald bar delicious. 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:04.680 You're being shady. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:06.760 I just wish they had more cereal that came in boxes. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.760 There are a few, but most of them come in bags, 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.520 and the bags kind of bothered me. All right, let's open. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:16.720 Speaking of bag, all right, these look like the uh 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:21.360 those chocolate berry cap'n crunch Remember we had those way 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:21.840 early on. 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:25.120 Yes, yes, I agree, it does. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.000 It smells nice. Oh, I love how big the shape 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:29.320 is are big, the puffs are big. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:30.160 I'm so excited. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:36.280 Oh wait a second, Oh boy, now this was very exciting. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:36.800 Yep. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.400 So we got this bowl in the mail. We had 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.640 no idea where it came from. It says be a 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.160 fruit loop in a world of cheerios. It's a really 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.840 cool ceramic bowl. I agree it came from Lenny Mud 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.440 our friend Laurie that works there. I don't think she 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.960 sent it to us. Baby Bliss twenty three on Instagram 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.760 sent it because that's what the little tag said. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:53.960 It's so nice people. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.080 Yeah, I love it. So let's see how it sound 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:59.320 it makes. Yeah, here we go. I love it. 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:02.120 Just know you're the only person who could send us 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:03.360 a bowl, and I'm not going to get pissed off. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.520 It's Scotty for it is. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.040 A cool little bowl. I love it, even though fruit 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:07.800 is spelled wrong, but Laurie explained to me why it's 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:09.400 spelled wrong. So we'll move on from that. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.360 Can I please have just a little bit? I don't 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:12.040 want too much. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:13.480 Oh no, you're getting a full cup. 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.960 They've really there's been too much food at the morning show. 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:17.480 And I know I book all the food for the 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.520 morning show, but like, I really got to stop. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.800 Yeah, you're getting little chubs there, buddy, you'll have a 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:25.880 sea on it? Or what sea for chubs? 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:26.320 Oh? 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:26.679 Really? 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.840 The person who wants the size in between large and 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:31.640 xcel so this way doesn't feel bad about himself. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.680 Well, I would need a large plus. I think clothing 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.720 companies should make large plus because I'm not quite small 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:38.480 enough for a large, but I'm not quite big enough 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.560 for an extra large. All right, I'll just eat some 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.280 more cereal then shop Right one percent low fat milk. 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.959 Still no milk sponsors, so I'm paying for shop Right 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:50.000 milk my favorite supermarket. Did that work? Yeah? No, okay? 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:50.800 My two thing. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:54.640 Delicious? 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:55.920 It is really good. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:09:00.480 Oh I love the peanut butter taste really delicious. Bernie 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.000 Viider thank you, thank you. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:03.520 For finding it. I do kind of wish that the 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.760 strawberry puffs were maybe grape jelly puffs. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:06.199 Yes. 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:09.600 Maybe. If this is a successful cereal, they'll make another 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:10.760 one with grape puffs. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:11.600 Know what I want to do? 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:12.679 Tell me what you want to do. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.800 I want to take the crunch berries from the oops 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.200 al berries put it in with the peanut butter. That 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.600 would be a taste. 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:20.679 Those are not great to me. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:21.719 I don't care. 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:23.679 There was a cereal back in the seventies called like 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.520 Sir Grape or Sir Barren or something like that. General 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.199 Mills made it and it was a grape cereal. That's 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:29.920 the only grape cereal I've ever known. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:30.680 Four bowls. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.040 I'm going to go as much as give it four 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.400 bowls in a spoon. Wow, I really like this cereal. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:35.359 Thank you, Millville. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:35.880 Thank you. 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.079 Listen. Do you need someone to like endorse just all 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.280 the like cereals, because we'll do it. This podcast will 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.199 now be called Cereal Killers by Millville. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.040 Brought to you by Millville. I want more of this. Yeah, 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.800 no waterficial flavors or high fructasset corn syrup. That's good. 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:54.040 It doesn't say no waterficial color, so that's possible. No 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:58.200 certified synthetic colors or synthetic preservatives. I guess that means 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:01.560 no fake stuff. Yeah, but they could be like real, 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:05.200 I don't know, sweetened corn and oat cereal naturally flavored 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:06.040 with other natural. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:07.560 Can we go back to something you just did? You 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.840 just ate the cereal that was left over on the desk. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:10.640 It was really delicious. 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.480 You're really trying to fit into that XL. I am 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.080 no large plus for you. All right, so we're gonna 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.320 go classic now. I'm sorry, he's your phone ringing. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:18.880 You're okay there? 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:23.000 Yeah, I'm good. Scott going down to the. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:27.320 Cereal sock for the classic. Ah, nice and sweet. Yeah, 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.560 we haven't done this one yet obviously, otherwise we wouldn't 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:32.680 be doing it, so that doesn't make sense. It's from Kellogg's, okay. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:36.600 It is a frosted mini wheat okay. And it is 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:42.079 chocolate little bites from Kelloggs frosted miniweatsh okay. Why why 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:42.760 you know? 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.520 Frost and miniwheats are just such a classic taste to me, 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.640 so the fact that we have to make them chocolate 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.679 and frosted, it's not ideal to me. But you know 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.280 I've been wrong so many times on this podcast. Yeah, 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:56.240 I'm gonna go into it with an open mind. Okay, 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:02.080 that peanut butter on these almost it's crunchberry era. Is 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:06.160 peanut butter crunch berry esque, and that's why it's so good. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.800 No, it tastes more like actual real peanut butter, which 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.680 it tastes more like the Nutter butter and tastes like 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:11.240 the Nutter butter. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:12.440 Did not like Nutter butters. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.720 Yet it was good or it actually really tasted like 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.880 the good Belly peanut butter that we had a few 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.520 episodes ago. It was really good, and it says it's 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:20.839 real peanut butter. So no, I like these because these 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.400 are little bites. These aren't even frosted miniweeds. They're like 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.320 half the size of a frosted aniweed. Because they're little bites. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:27.760 How much smaller can they get? 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.160 I means you could eat more, So it's good, really 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.160 really going for I just got a chest pain. 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.120 Oh that's from you saying that you could eat more 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:36.520 little chocolate bites. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:38.560 Now, what I like about these is I like the 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.760 milk to permeate them just a little bit. So we're 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:42.400 gonna wait no, I just like it to get a 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.600 tiny bit soalg You know, it happens pretty quick, Okay 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.080 with frosted miniweeds. So here you go. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:48.760 Okay, what the hell are you talking about saying these 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:49.240 are small? 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.440 These are smaller than frosted minyweights. These are mini btes? 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:52.240 Yes they are. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:52.840 No, they're not. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.840 Unfortunately I don't have another box that I can compare 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.040 it to, but I'm telling you they are. 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:56.640 The same shape. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:02.560 Okay, very sweet, almost like the oreo O's taste. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:03.920 I'm not a big fan two bowls? 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.280 Is it because of the shred of wheat? You just 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:06.560 don't like the way it feels in your mouth. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.760 I just don't like it. I don't like the chocolate taste. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.240 It just doesn't do anything for me. I'm not the 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:14.400 biggest chocolate fan. This is not doing it for me. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.840 Three balls on a spoon just QUI good. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:17.760 For you, bad for me. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:19.600 It's very deserty snacky. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:20.760 It doesn't do it for me. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.920 All right. Well, sorry, mister Kellogg. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:24.240 Sorry that's underwhelming. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.880 Yeah. Oh I never did the book report. You'll never 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:28.960 do a book report. I will. I promise I'm going to. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.240 I kind of know it. I just don't want to 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:32.080 get the facts wrong. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:34.600 Well, that's nice that you're a good investigative reporter. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.480 I hate you so much, thanks, doctor b Wait a second, 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.240 let's go back to nineteen seventies. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:49.680 Huh, serial killers. Everyone here is high listen. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.760 So, now this is a cereal that is made by 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.760 the same company as Puffins. Oh god, Weeda Bix. No, 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:00.040 it's Barbara related. Oh so I found out that the 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.839 Three Sisters cereal company makes w weed. A Bix makes 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:05.480 the Barber products. Barber sold it to them. So this 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.200 one that's been around for a while. I think Uncle 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:09.400 Sam was the same thing. This isn't Uncle Sam. Relatively 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.440 liked Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam was okay. It was kind 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.800 of weird though. So let's go back down here. This 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.360 one is all the way to the right of all 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:19.600 the good cereals. It's in the healthy cereal section. Great so, 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:25.040 and it's a small box. What the hell it's Alpin Museli. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.880 It's not Muscelli. I always thought it was Muscelli, but 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.280 it's not. Yeah, what the hell is this? It's cereal. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:32.640 It's been around since the seventies. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:34.840 To be honest, I would think that it was baking soda. 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:36.480 Like if it was just sitting on a shelf and 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.320 I didn't see that it had granola, I'd be like, oh, 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:40.840 it's baking sodall. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.559 It was originally made by Colgate Palmola way back in 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.880 the day, but now three Sisters has it. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.240 You know who would love the peanut butter jelly cereal? 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:49.479 Oh me Josh? 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:53.960 Because Josh shares the same appreciation for peanut butter crunchberries. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:55.199 Well you should have brought him in for. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:56.520 It, or crunch peanut butter pop. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:57.400 What are you talking about? 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.600 You know? I get the Captain crunches mixed. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.720 Up, so many of them. Yeah, all right, so let's 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:07.080 open this up. Forty six brands at least. So this 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:10.640 just looks like a bunch of oats and some broken 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.480 up flakes of the hell's in here? I should read 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.920 the ingredients whole grain oats, whole grain wheat raisins coated 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:19.320 with expeller pressed sunflower oil. I don't even know what 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.920 that means. I don't either, brown cane sugar, almonds and 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.240 hazel nuts. So not that many ingredients and sugar the 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.080 first ingredient, No it wasn't. Did you listen? Whole grain 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.600 oats whole grain wheat. It brown cane sugar is like 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:33.080 the fifth ingredient, and it is brown cane sugar. It's 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.760 not even regular delicious sugar. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:35.920 Here's yours, Thank you? 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:38.640 Mil okay. I feel like this would be a good snack, 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.040 just to throw in your mouth on the trail. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.920 What what trail? Where are you? Is this still the seventies? 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.120 You know when we go out hiking, we go backpacking 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:46.640 in the woods. 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:50.560 You backpacking? I would crack up. It's so hot. 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:52.200 Let's go. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:54.360 We went backpack? Is too heavy? 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:55.680 Wait you no, we went hiking when we were at 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.400 Elvis's house in Santa Fe. Remember, yeah, like three years ago. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.120 What are you talking about? It was during his wedding, 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:01.960 like a month ago. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:03.880 I wasn't there. I didn't go hiking. 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:09.400 You didn't. Oh here we go? Oh my goodness. What 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.200 is this? The Only thing good about it is the raisins. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.920 It tastes like some kind of animal feed. I was 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.560 just about to say that, Oh my god, you put 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.280 a quarter in that little thing at the petting zoom. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:23.240 This is what comes out bad. Oh my god, I'm 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:24.840 gonna take one more spoonful just to test it. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.360 Yeah, I give us two bowls in a spoom. I 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:30.200 don't hate it. And listen, if you really were to 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.200 put that next to some chocolate mini weeds, I would 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:32.600 choose this. 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.680 Really m hm, six grams of fiber, very low sodium. 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:37.600 It's vegan. Here we go. 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:39.240 Most cereals are vegan. 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.280 You're not correct, I am. By the way, apple Jack's 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.680 not vegan. You said they were not, just so you know. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:51.680 The intensity, Well in your face, I got angry. Casey 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.360 comes on this podcast, She's going to tell us what 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:54.400 cereals are vegan. 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.200 Well, what's she gonna bring because we've done everything. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.280 Well, that's the problem that we're having right now. She's like, 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:00.080 I'm going to surprise you with a cereal. Have you 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.000 done this one? I'm like, yep, this one, yep, this one, yep. 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:06.200